Organizational Philosophies
Right before Hensley Meulens was hired, I wondered aloud if hitting coaches mattered a whole lot. I’m still not sure about that one. But when the new guy makes a player like Bengie Molina say this…
"For all my career, I've been very aggressive," Molina said. "But, yes, I want to work on taking some more pitches. The more pitches you see, the better you should be. Hopefully it works."
…hey, at least it’s a little encouraging. Yeah, "I want to take more pitches," is right up there with "Best shape of his life!" when it comes to spring clichés, but there’s also that famous, unfairly scrutinized data point:
- Bowker in 2007: 41 walks in 587 plate appearances.
- Bowker in 2008: 26 walks in 452 plate appearances.
- Bowker after working with Meulens in 2009: 78 walks in 523 plate appearances.
John Bowker wanted to improve his patience. He worked with Meulens. Bowker improved his patience. But while Meulens is batting 1.000 in warm ‘n’ fuzzy OBP anecdotes, it’s with a sample size of one. I still don’t know what to think.
When I want players to be more patient – and I think I speak for most of the internet baseball nerd consortium on this – I’m not just hoping they’ll take more pitches. The idea isn’t to accumulate the highest percentage of pitches seen outside of the strike zone, it’s to a) get better pitches to hit, and b) not help the pitcher by swinging at garbage. By doing a. and b., the walks will come naturally. Outside of a few speedsters and utility guys, no one is actively trying to get a walk in every at-bat. It seems as if this is closer to Meulens’s philosophy than is something silly like "get ‘em early in the count." So I’m cautiously optimistic about the effects he might have.
But something else I’d like the Giants to do, from the front office on down, is to seek out evidence when forming an opinion. Realize that the human brain is fallible. When the brain says, "Fred Lewis takes too many pitches," try to figure out if there is anything that can support that claim other than a loose feeling. Because the premise isn’t ridiculous – if a hitter isn’t doing anything with the pitches he’s forcing pitchers to throw in the strike zone, he isn’t fulfilling his potential. But Lewis is swinging at plenty of pitches in the strike zone. His Z-Swing % – defined by FanGraphs as "percentage of pitches a batter swings at inside the strike zone" – is near the league average at 69.6%. When a pitcher throws a strike to Fred Lewis, Lewis is swinging just as often as the next guy.
I’m not trying to be tricky by substituting the word "evidence" for "stats." I just want to get rid of feelings and hunches. Last year, the monster under the bed was poorly executed bunt attempts and other Little Things, and that was a totally bogus and made-up problem. The Giants were wasting time trying to find the Magic Wyvern-Repelling Laser Gun in case they were attacked by wyverns, but they were doing it when the place was on fire.
More patience is good, so I hope for good things from Meulens and his fresh approach. It would also be great if the Giants stopped paying attention to unsupported opinions. Maybe a combination of the two would lead to better execution, better player evaluation, and an offense that can score more than 700 runs.
Better players wouldn’t hurt either, but let’s not get crazy.
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Well… is spring training showing anything with the younger guys or Molina concerning hitting? So far i see them as a little bit more patient, getting some hits in RBI situations
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
although i haven't watched a single game, just from the box score and gameday
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
ALL I CAN SAY IS........
….Shawon Dunston is not going to be happy about this.
Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???
You don't WALK into the playoffs
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Hackers gotta hack
I don’t believe the Giants walk percentage will be any different this season.
The kids may show a little improvement. Molina and the rest of the codgers won’t change a bit.
Also, LOL VANDY
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
hell of a game, now GO GAELS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
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by Giant Voodoo on Mar 18, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
There goes my whole bracket.
Or, well, a small part of it.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m 2 for 5. Yikes.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
I made a joke bracket with my friends, and my joke bracket is 5 for 5.
Which doesn’t say good things about my actual bracket….
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Screw brackets, i'm just watching some good fuckin basketball
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Brackets and Cal doing well are basically the only things that make me interested in college basketball at all. So I’m enjoying the tourney this way.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s pretty sad… but yea, i get what you’re sayin, i mean, i just like watching basketball, college basketball at least… Just because i think the emotion in the games are so much fun to watch… And right now i’m pumped for the Gaels, up by 7
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I don’t think it’s sad at all. I’m not a college basketball fan, but for one short shining moment, it gives me something to root for. Would I ever take half a minute to even think about most of these teams? Hell no. But for a little while I get a chance to watch some basketball and cheer wildly because of a little harmless manufactured investment.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
ohhhh, ok, i got ya, i mean, as a college basketball fan, i just love watching basketball. But let me ask you something, did you catch any of that Murray State game? i really could give a shit about that one, but i had to cheer for them because it was awesome even though my bracket got screwed, had them winning one game
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I was keeping track of the gameday. No TV at work, and we’re not allowed to stream video.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
And by gameday, I mean I was keeping track of the updated box score. We can’t stream audio, either….
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
wow… it was one hell of a game, amazing! but now it’s all with St. Mary’s… but how’s your bracket looking?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
My joke bracket’s looking good. For now. My regular bracket is still okay.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
The NBA playoffs?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
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Lol I forgot to make mine
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I didn’t bother making a bracket this year. I really haven’t been following college hoops because I don’t have the time and BC was terrible.
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This is when it comes in handy to have degrees from multiple institutions!
My Bucardo is better than yours.
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My new second institution did not make it either :(
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FEAR THE TREE (next year)
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Fear the TURTLE!
Actually, without sounding terribly biased, this Terps team bares a lot of similarities to their championship team. A bunch of 4 year senior overachievers who’ve grown as they’ve become experienced (Gamers!) led by a virtual Gary Williams on-court doppelganger, with one freaky physical underclassman in the front court to muscle people around a bit. I smell another banner!
My Bucardo is better than yours.
A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.
Fear the Bluejay?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Retrospective LOL.
You meant Northern Iowa, right?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
I am. I used to teach Freshman English there as well.
My Bucardo is better than yours.
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Cool! One of my first great sports obsessions was the basketball team of the late ’70’s and ’80’s. Was there ever better? Albert King, Buck Williams, Greg Manning, Reggie Jackson, and Ernie Graham. My mom was a Ph.D. student then, so I was able to go to a bunch of games. My sister later went as an undergrad. I hope beyond hope you did not teach her. She was not a strong student.
My institution rather inexplicably did make it.
Go Gaucho!
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Jim Rome is picking you to go all the way or at least beat Ohio State, and as an SBCC student goooo Gauchoooos!!!!
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by TexasRanger on Mar 19, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I was in San Jose for the games
that was easily the best game of the 6 I saw live
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Because I really hope something changes, I’ll go wtih cautiously optimistics. Because I’ve heard enough “I have a new approach” stories and it’s spring training, I’ll refine that to very, very cautiously optimistc. I don’t think players change that much.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 18, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
Say whatever you will about Huff and DeRosa
Last year, the Giants BB rate was 6.5%.
Pablo Sandoval’s walk rate was 8.2.
We all know Huff had a shitty season last year, but his walk rate was still 8.5%
Derosa’s was 8.2%.
These are guys who are, at least, league average at taking a walk. Hopefully, between them and Bam Bam, we’ll get that OBP up.
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This wouldn’t affect concerns about organizational philosophy though, assuming (as I do) that the Giants weren’t looking at Derosa’s and Huff’s walk rates as much as Derosa’s 21 homeruns last year and Huff’s 32 in 2008, along with their RBI. So while you are probably right, I don’t think the Giants will pay attention to that.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 18, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
walk to the pennant!
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Saying whatever I will about Huff & DeRosa
Huff 2009 OBP: .310
DeRosa 2009 OBP: .319
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
And if they'd been a lot higher
We probably wouldn’t have been able to afford them
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
/bangs head on desk
The Giants spent $23 million dollars this offseason.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Honestly, that sounds like the exact same logic the Giants used to dump Garko. A player has a horrible two months after a trade (mostly due to poor results on balls in play), and that justifies…what, exactly? Those OBPs are there because of abnormally bad batting averages, not their walk rates, which were almost identical to last year. Which has more predictive power?
But maybe you were just throwing out a number to be contrary – that’s fine, too. I’m not seeing DeRosa or Huff as major contributors, but they have a better chance to be league average than most guys in this lineup. That’s an improvement.
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
If you think the Giants actually applied that logic to all three cases (which wasn’t my point of getting across), then the Giants would not have signed Huff or DeRosa after non-tendering Garko a contract. My point was that these two players are on the wrong side of their career and are showing signs of decline. They will not likely improve as they age. Expecting two aging veterans to get us back to a league-average offense IS the exact same logic the Giants used to dump Ryan Garko.
And they have a slim chance to be an improvement over Fred Lewis (.348 OBP last year) and Ryan Garko (.344) both of whom turn 29 this year. Both could have been had for cheaper and we could have spent $23 million dollars on areas that needed improving.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Where's Derosa's signs of decline?
The only thing I’ve seen is a 2nd half of 2009 where he was playing with an injured wrist that required surgery. Prior to that he put up the best 3.5 years of his career OPS+wise.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
The wrist injury is a sign of a decline in expected production for the upcoming season.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Okay, so I guess I missed your point. But come on – all you did was point out an unfavorable OBP based on a tiny sample size for two players who, whatever their faults, are not bad at getting on base. They’re average. That’s all.
I’m just taking issue with your choice of data – I actually thought you meant it kind of flippantly, but I can never tell with words typed on a screen, so I took them at face value. Was I wrong?
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
Well it was a whole season of sample size. Their most reason season. When players are on the downside of their careers it’s kind of wishful thinking to go beyond that. Hoping for their career #’s is wishful thinking. As Giants fans we should know that.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
(I'm in this line)
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32 or 34 or whatever isn’t a magic number, though – people age differently in all sorts of ways. Some guys tank well before 30, some guys last well beyond. Okay, sure, play the odds, don’t bet on guys to have career years after 30. But where is thinking they’ll be somewhere around their career averages wishful thinking? I looked at Fangraphs’ little collection of projections for both guys and not a single projection has either Huff or DeRosa projected to be below 100 wRC+.
This is what I see – both players were a bit below their normal level before being traded (moreso for Huff), and hit pretty poorly afterwards. In DeRosa’s case you had pretty clear evidence of an injury being the problem. But their walk numbers didn’t change – their BABIP did. For both guys, it was way below their career average. Now, unless they’ve completely and utterly fallen apart and can no longer hit a major league fastball, that BABIP is likely to improve. Further, of all their skills, their BB% is the one skill that won’t degrade with age. So it really looks like you are basing this view off a sample of primarily 117 ABs for Huff, and 262 for DeRosa. I hardly consider that representative or their real talent level.
I guess I just don’t see it being so cut and dried. Expecting something like their career norms seem pretty reasonable to me, and with Huff at 1B clanking away that will be pretty bad, and DeRosa, wherever he is, it will be pretty good. It’s possible that they both go all Edgardo Alfonzo on us, but they could also do the Ray Durham bounceback.
Eh, maybe I am just an optimist.
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
Flippant though? Maybe. There was no game today. Kind of put me in a mood. I’ll probably be telling everyone to stop being so negative tomorrow.
YOUR LOSING ME OTT!
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Ha. Yeah, well, maybe flippant wasn’t the right word.
For every argument I have for either of those guys hitting well, I can see the crash and burn side being almost as persuasive. Maybe it’s seeing guys like Shea Hillenbrand show up here and suddenly become the worst version of themselves that jades us. I try to fight it, but every once in a while I wonder if there’s a little vortex in the Giants’ clubhouse that sucks the hitting ability out of every bat that Sabean trades for.
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
I believe (an unsupported opinion) that a batting coach has more influence on the younger players on your team. So as soon as they get plenty of at bats we’ll see how good of a job Meulens is doing. As soon as that happens…
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
I support your opinion.
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 18, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m expecting the worst but hoping for the best.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Mar 18, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This.
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Totally. Couldn’t have said it better.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 18, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd
It’s probably manure inside, but I’m hoping for magic.
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by natteringnabob on Mar 18, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Magic manure!
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Hoping for the best but expecting the worst
are you gonna drop the bomb or not?
let us die young, or let us live forever…
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I was very impressed with Meulens’ Q&A session this year at Fan Fest. He had a very calm attitude that I imagine would work better with many of the older players than a guy who barks orders at them. He reminded a bit of teachers I’ve had and liked in the past, and hopefully some of the players will see him that was as well. More importantly, though, he said what I wanted to hear. He talked about what Grant mentioned, which was specifically getting better pitches to hit and not making things harder for yourself as a hitter. He also said that he knew he couldn’t radically change most of the players because they were too far into their careers at this point. He said that a player like Bengie Molina will never get a lot of walks in a season, but he might be able to learn to be more selective at the plate. And lastly, he also specifically cited the OBP of the minor league guys when talking about their merits, which is surprising to hear from anyone in this organization.
I don’t know how much a hitting coach does matter in the end, but I’m still glad the Giants have a guy like Meulens in the position.
I’m optimistic that Hensley will make a significant difference – to the players that are willing to listen. Who those guys are, we can only guess. But I’m thrilled so far with the Meulens hiring.
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whew… whoa… catch my breath.
Grant you’ve really outdone your…
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Dear Internet,
Please fire Brian Sabean.
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 18, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
My forecast:
Blegh to meh. Meh is clearly a best-case scenario.
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My prediction:
Pain.
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Pitch recognition
Patience is one thing, but knowing which pitch to hit is another.
That’s what made BLB so good.
Whether he is on the team or not, I’m saying FLew will be the best in that category (right behind Panda of course)
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
The problem (problem not capitalized!) is that Lewis doesn’t have half the hand-eye coordination that BLB had. He was towards the bottom of the league in zone-contact. So while he has good strike zone judgement, he does not hit the ball as frequently as he should, likely leading to his high K totals.
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Please fire Brian Sabean.
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 18, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Um
didn’t Grant just say he was league-average at zone contact?
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No
He said that Fred is league-average at swinging at pitches in the strike zone.
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ahh
i stoopid.
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Don’t worry. Way better than my fail (see below).
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I was never making a comparison
Bonds stands alone.
On the current team, I’m assuming Fred will redeem himself as a very decent hitter.
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree. Fred has his shortcomings, as I described above, but he is still a valuable player, especially if they just let him play, allowing for the occasional platoon. I will he was the starting LF.
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 18, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
FREDEMPTION II
The Second Tour
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 18, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
“For all my career, I’ve been very aggressive,” Molina said. “But, yes, I want to work on taking some more pitches. The more pitches you see, the better you should be. Hopefully it works.”
Somewhere Carney Lansford is crying.
The Giants were wasting time trying to find the Magic Wyvern-Repelling Laser Gun in case they were attacked by wyverns, but they were doing it when the place was on fire.
This is so true it’s not even funny. Ok, it was pretty funny.
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wouldnt it be great if bochy gave total control to bammy and if a hitter wasnt doing what he was told then bammy had the power to bench him?
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by Headhunter Rollins on Mar 18, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
Also
But when the new guy makes a player like Bengie Molina say this…
I wouldn’t attribute this quote to Bam Bam as much as I would to Bengie’s failtastic foray into the FA market.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
Big time.
I’ve been picturing a scene with Bengie Molina, completely dumbfounded as to why he didn’t generate much interest as a FA, doing some investigative work into the correlation between OBP and contracts longer than one year.
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
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Anyone besides me really not care about this? And hope it will just move on.
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I DID IT ONLY (insert that one time you got caught for it, or the years that the testing occurred)!!!
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Dear Internet,
Please fire Brian Sabean.
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
The Andy Pettitte Defense
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
A Rod, Giambi, Brian Roberts, Matt Williams :(
etc…
/auto-defenestrates
Dear Internet,
Please fire Brian Sabean.
Signed,
Me
FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 18, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Kate Moss, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan, Corey Haim
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Notably, Ozzy Osbourne does not use this or any defense.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
me
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Why the hell can’t it be Sabean instead? McCloughan’s just fine, it Sabes that needs to relieve himself of his position!
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
Just because it makes people develop facial ticks, I have to say this...
LOL ALEX SMITH
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Quote from the ESPN article:
the 49ers will lean more heavily on director of player personnel Trent Baalke and director of pro personnel Tom Gamble, who are widely respected in NFL circles.
How is someone “widely regarded”? Do people think that these gentlemen are obese? Or are they just big-boned? I think the term you were looking for is “highly regarded”. Highly. Or well. Not obesely.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Take another look at it.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMNIT
I fail.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
DAMMIT AGAIN
Spelling fail. This is not going to end well for me, is it?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Grammar police
Well, technically, if you’d put a space between “damn” and “it” you would have been more correct than “dammit.”
So no, it’s not going to end well.
:D
Oh, and hi, McCoven. Been lurking for a few months and decided to join, long time listener, first time caller, and all that…
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Couldn't resist
I’m a teacher, and happened to be checking this whilst grading many terrible spelling tests.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Damn Nit's!
NERBs
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
finds fish, slaps greatgiantfan across the noggin
Cuz I’m THAT kinda guy. Now DANCE, fool!
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Whilst!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 18, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I like my bread with butter.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
I have a hard time believing there are 6 other breadfans.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s the bane of selecting an email handle at a young age. I’ve always considered 7 to be my lucky number for various reasons to be explained elsewhere, and at the time my favorite song was Metallica’s cover of “Breadfan.”
Now, years later, I still get jokes about my food preference or if I like the 70s band named Bread, but I’ve used the stupid thing in so many places it would be almost more of a hassle to start over.
So actually, I just beat up the other six and took their lunch money.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
If they were really bread fans, I imagine you didn’t get much money from it.
Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno.
They probably had a lot of dough.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Everyone kneads dough.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I get the feeling I’m going to fit in just fine around here. Did I mention I’m a drummer, as well? :D
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
bass player
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
How many people does it take to play a bass?
4. One to play it, 3 to stand around saying “I could do that”
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Long time guitar player
Recently picked up the banjo. Awesome instrument, but doesn’t really woo the ladies like a guitar.
Guitar FTW
Drums are fun too, but guitar is teh awsum
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Mar 19, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
good thing you chose fan

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
lined paper—cute
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
it's a good song
also hilariously ironic given what Metallica has become.
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good name
solid sig and a grammar correction on the first post. Welcome!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Thanks on both counts
I really wanted to honor Will Clark in my sig somehow, but everything I could think of was either cheesy or already done better by someone else.
So the next best thing is what my dad said before pretty much every game he ever took me to…
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
I won't achknowledge your existence until you reach 1,000 posts
Oops. Just did. Crap.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Once school’s out I expect that to be an easy task.
And looking forward to getting to know the regulars here as well! I’m in Santa Barbara, definitely Dodger territory, so I’m rather accustomed to defending why I’m bitterly supporting a team with a snowball’s chance. Y’all are my PEOPLE!
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Welcome aboard
99% of the posts you’ll see here are from “the regulars”. It’s a nice little community that we have going here.
McC: Where the regulars are irregular
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I was going to say that the regulars here are anything but regular, but I figured someone would make a constipation joke.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
/butt pee joke
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 18, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Ill allow it.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously. Every day after work. Today I come home, sit down, and nothing. Can’t even update my facebook.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
I just joined Facebook. Yes, really.
What is “updating” it?
Also…Facebook is the most seriously annoying site I’ve ever been on.
I say hello to my sister’s kid.
(I LIKE the search function. Found a classmate I hadn’t seen since 1977. Dude’s been eating…wow.)
She says hi back. A “Friend” application pops up.
I guess that accompanied the return message. Fine, OK, really don’t think we’re going to be shooting the breeze much, but sure.
And suddenly EVERYTHING MY SISTER’S KID SAYS OR DOES IS POPPING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF MY PAGEoh, what the HELL IS THIS???
Stop laughing.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHA… oh sorry. No but for real, everyone is confused when they start Facebook. Yes, even me. Fact is its pretty confusing. I still dont understand how to do everything. I would worry about it though. Even my mom figued out how to use it, I have confidence that you can too.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It was just a ‘IM POOPIN’ reference. I still refuse to join the rest of society on facebook.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
I’m only irregular when I don’t drink my coffee.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions
O, to be young again...
Just you wait, Howie. Just you wait…
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I think I’ll wait as long as I can.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions
This is a sound strategy
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Yup, just like clockwork. Coffee at 8:30. Bathroom by 9:30. And smooth sailing the rest of the day.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I’d hit the bathroom before drinking my coffee this morning, and I’m fairly certain I could squeeze another out within the next hour.
I’ll keep you posted!
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
/waits for it.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I poop like I drive
10 and 2.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
I don’t drink coffee.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
So how do you get yourself to poo?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Laxatives.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Makes sense.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Explosives were too painful.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
LARS THE SUFFERER!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 20, 2010 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions
1,000 posts? Pshhh. Gimme one night.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Who do you think you are – jponry?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Awesome. The draft is next month right? Well they should have everything in place by now for it.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Reports are that the Big Board is already complete, so McC’s primary responsibilities are already taken care of.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
So my follow question would be, not necessarily to you, but to the public:
Does anyone know who makes the final decisions on draft day if something crazy happens and a player falls into their lap? Is that where the GM would make the final call? And if so, who will be handling that on draft day?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Guessing each team is different
probably a combo of coach, GM, president, and the personnel guys
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
In Addition:
If the 49ers even think about drafting Tim Tebow I may burn down their headquarters.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
The Flying Spaghetti Offense!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Id join you
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
What the actual fuck is that about
god damnnit. He was actually pretty fucking good at his job. This sucks.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I’m really curious as to what happened.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Hookers and booze?
Seriously, what else would make someone get terminated in that fashion? Gotta either be something he did, or maybe an illness that he or someone in his family has? But he wouldn’t get fired for that. So weird.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
yea, it was for personal matters
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I seriously doubt that
why would his agent say he’s “not resigning” if it was for personal matters?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
There’s alot of gray area there, you think?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Not really
his agent wouldn’t make it a point to say he’s not stepping down if it was something like that
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Well… i would hope something would be said sometime soon about why this happened, because this isn’t good
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It really isn't
he’d been really good in the draft lately, finding some late round steals and hitting on first rounders. This fucking sucks.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Yea… i’m just hoping the niners know what the hell they’re gonna do now because this was just so surprising
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
From Schefter
Scot McCloughan not out yet as Niners GM. If he were, team would issue a press release. And it sounds like no release is forthcoming.
Sounds like you were right
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
He also said they're giving him a "leave of absence"
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
So, he’s gonna take some time off? he’s not OUT, but just time off
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
From a reliable source:
“talked to York and its not just a leave of absence”
Can’t say more than that, so take it with a grain of salt.
I am sticking with my Ackley and Wash coke supplier theory.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
crazy niners; mccloughan has them loaded with talent, just needs a little more.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
He sold coke to Wash and Ackley.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Hensley Meulens should have listened to Hensley Meulens
I know there’s not always a direct correlation between a coach’s career as a player and his job as a coach but I have a little difficulty believing Meulens is the new prophet of patience considering his career K% of 33.3%.
Eh, plenty of good hitting coaches weren’t good hitters at all during their careers.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Just like plenty of great managers were terrible catchers during their careers.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
One day I hope to see one of those.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Meanwhile, in St. Louis...
… players tiptoe around the past.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Or plenty of terrible managers were terrible catchers
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Indeed.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL…I think we had a spring training stats thread with this kind of reasoning.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t buy this one bit.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 18, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Glorious
The Giants were wasting time trying to find the Magic Wyvern-Repelling Laser Gun in case they were attacked by wyverns, but they were doing it when the place was on fire.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
Can this be a general life mantra for everyone?
But something else I’d like the Giants to do, from the front office on down, is to seek out evidence when forming an opinion.
My thoughts

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Mar 18, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Cats must be stopped.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
needz moar cabbit
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
wats this from?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Something Awful goon edited clip of some cheesy horror movie.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
It looks like Momma from Throw Momma from the Train. If that helps.
Owen doesn’t have any friends.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
OH SHIT
I know that movie…
It’s originally a basket ball. It’s TERRIBLE. Wes Craven…
GODDAMNIT
TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
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must not google
must not google
must not google.
I will remember this…
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argh this is killing me.
The chick is like a murderous robot.
The old lady keeps all the baseballs that the kids hit into her yard… she totally has it coming.
TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
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THE SOUND OF MUSIC!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Wes Craven
of course did Nightmare on Elm Street. Which was pretty fine for an 80s slasher film.
Nothing Wes Craven ever did held a candle to Elm Street… but he kept attaching his name to terrible films
Wes Cravens…. THE HORRIBLE THING
for example. That’s not a real movie. Anyway it was THIS VERY MOVIE (with the clip of the old lady getting killed with a basketball) that convinced me that having Wes Craven’s name on something was not really a sign of quality. Even for a slasher pic.
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vengeance something?
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fuck.
I give up.
It’s <a href=“http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090917/” target=“new” Deadly Friend
Apparently the Girl-who-dies-and-gets-a-robot-brain-implanted-in-her-which-of-course-turns-her-into-a-killing-machine is played by Kristie Swanson, the original 1992 Buffy.
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memory fail compounded by link fail
That’s better.
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Helium cats are all the rage
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
This my nightmare
If cats ever learn to fly, the rest of us are fucked.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
This is my nightmare....
It’s the only thing that keeps my cat from assuming total world domination.
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
I feel I should be wearing 3D glasses when viewing this pic.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 18, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
It's official
My wife wants one.
Can I call ’em or what?!
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
I don't understand what's going on...
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
but it feels so right?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
It feels pretty icky actually
And you and your underage self saying that just makes it more icky
/Walrusman’s ears perk up
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Well is icky necessarily a bad thing?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
there’s no picture :(
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Mar 19, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Now your a McCoven
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
1959…
Last tournament win for St. Mary’s, GO GAELS, FINISH IT
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
TWSS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw Samhan play against my HS my senior year, he raped us for like 36 and 16 or something. He was just big and fat then though, he’s in a lot better shape now.
wow that's pretty cool, he went to San Ramon Valley i believe?
and yea, now he looks really good and in shape plus fast
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
To be fair, Magic Wyvern-Repelling Laser Guns are pretty damn cool.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 18, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
I wonder what type of particle these guns are focusing that makes them specific to wyverns?
Of course, I am a nerb and spend my time wondering about things like that.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Magic particles
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Yeah, but magic would apply to all mythical creatures. What is the anti-wyvern specific magical particle?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. The Somalian variety.
Then, this man will vanquish him.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 18, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants should sign him
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I would take a waiver, as well. Baggage be damned.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 18, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
not old veteran enough
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm in this line
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
MLB Network poll had the Giants as the most likley
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
I posted this kinda late yesterday
Just want to make sure it ends up with the proper authorities.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
walks are boring
wood, it’s all about the wood
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
Anybody watch the CSN Giants preview dealie?
I think it’s on now. [I still haven’t figured out the new dvr, okay, I haven’t even tried… so I may be watching something we recorded.]
you got a DVR! huzzah!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
We’ve had one… but it was a tivo with directv… now we’ve got some comcast gunk that I just haven’t had the time to completely figure out yet.
thats cause it terrible… very very terrible.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
That’s our conclusion, but we no longer have an “unobstructed view of the southern sky” …so until we can afford to buy a house we’re kinda stuck. AT&T U-verse doesn’t exist here.
Yeah, we switched from the Tivo DVR to the Comcast one a while back, and hated it. Unresponsive to the remote, bad menus… We ended up switching back to our Tivo. Now we’ve got DirecTV and got their DVR. Also sucks. Unresponsive to the remote, somewhat complicated menus… But still not nearly as horrid as Comcast’s DVR. But the big thing is the cost is all bundled, so it’s not as big a deal.
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
I’ve only used Tivo at other people’s houses and am stuck with Comcast at home, but Tivo is so much better it’s ridiculous. I’ve gotten used to the Comcast by now, but it’s still really frustrating sometimes.
Merope, can’t you use a Tivo DVR with Comcast cable? I’m fairly certain this is my cousin’s setup.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Damn. Apostrophe fail.
Other peoples’ houses.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
location, location, location
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
People is already plural. Although peoples is a word. Just not the one you mean.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions
You had it right the first time.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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This
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
So Grants a philosiphizer now?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions
OT: LOL GEORGETOWN!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Have faith in my son.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT A DAY FOR COLLEGE BASKETBALL
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL Georgetown
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
He’s no Ichiro.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I find it really funny that he even has quotes there. All the other pitchers are like Hall of Famers and legends.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
and you son are no dan quayle
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
NO
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT ESPN THOUGHT THE EAST WAS BETTER THAN IT WAS
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Dude, the Big East is pretty fucking good, don’t care what anyone else says, but in my opinion it might be the best conference in the NCAA
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Geez. Everyone must be on a basketball forum. What nerds.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
SD SU Fight Fight Fight!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
OH NOOOOO THEY"RE LOSING BY 3!! PANIC!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
sucks
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
all my teams lose
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s how i felt… Giants? lose, Niners? lose, Warriors? lose, Gaels? always lost until today, Sharks? Lost in the playoffs!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
it’s weird, but nearly all the teams that I actively participated in won, but the teams that I watch lose.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
so umm… can you do anything for the giants?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
only in my head
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe i should stop watching them, for the good of mccoven-kind
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
oh stop, not a good idea at all
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
i stopped watching the horroriors, and they just lose more!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
G’town just fucked my bracket good. What the hell.
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HAHAHAHA!!!!! people all worried about their bracket… final four, WVU, Kansas, Kentucky, Baylor
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I am worried because my money is as good as gone.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 18, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe you shouldn’t commit so much money to the tournament and put it toward fantasy baseball?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, I probably won’t be able to pay rent this month now. I am going to to $10 short now.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 18, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
whoah
mine too. But I had gtown to the sweet 16 :/
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
My bracket is beyond f*cked
I had Marquette in the Elite 8, and Georgetown, Vandy and Richmond in in the Sweet 16.
I’m 8-7 so far today.
Ouch
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Boo Baylor
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Some dude who is doing the ESPN Bracket Challenge is perfect so far. Yes that means he (or she) picked Ohio to beat G-Town.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
The dartboard method.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 18, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently, I didn’t have them going into the sweet 16 in any of my brackets. Hooray for me!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Bone
When I want players to be more patient – and I think I speak for most of the internet baseball nerd consortium on this – I’m not just hoping they’ll take more pitches. The idea isn’t to accumulate the highest percentage of pitches seen outside of the strike zone, it’s to a) get better pitches to hit, and b) not help the pitcher by swinging at garbage. By doing a. and b., the walks will come naturally.
Well I think the Moneyball segment of the nerd consortium also sees value in raising the pitch count on the starting pitchers.
"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino
as noted occasionally in Giants disaster games
it also helps a team rest their own starter if their lineup isn’t retired on 3 pitches.
I get very upset when Cain or Lincecum (hell, any starter) is mowing down the opposition and barely has time to sit down before his teammates have hacked themselves out of an inning.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Mar 19, 2010 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions
!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
Yessir.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
so, yea… i picked a night to just chill and drink some Sierra Nevada beer and watch some basketball while playing MLB 2k10
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Damn. how is that game? I hella want it but im kinda broke.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, not worth it, i’d wait until it comes out for a cheaper cost to be honest
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
really? Whats wrong with it?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
i mean, it’s OK, it’s not great, but here’s a question, how’d you like last years game
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I never got it. I heard it sucked though cause there a lot of glitches and stuff. The last game I really played was MLB 2005. That game was hella good.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok… yea dude, MLB 2005 was AWESOME, but from 2k9 to 2k10, they fixed all the glitches, so it’s much smoother, i love the presentation of the game, all the stadiums are pretty tight. They have a game flow chart everytime i pause which is cool, i think it’s tough to get used to, but in my opinion, i’d give it like a 7.5/10, so if you actually have the money, go for it, but it’s not worth going after if you can’t afford it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah I dont think I will end up getting it. I might have lost my I-Pod so I might need a newone, and I got my license so I have to pay for gas now. And I dont have a job so I dont really have a source of income.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I-Pod>>>>>>>MLB2k10 for sure. yea not worth it at all
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah I dont know. I think my I-Pod might be at one of my friends houses so i dont want to buy a new one yet, but I hate not having one.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Good idea, at least attempt to find that first and then if you dont, last resort is buying a new one… yea, when at school here, not having an ipod pisses me off, i lost mine on my flight here over winter break
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Oh thaaat sucks. It really pisses me off cause now I have to listen to the radio when I drive and they always play the same songs.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, SERIOUSLY!!!!! that’s what radio has come to these days, remember when they’d take legit requests?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
They still take request. Everyone is just dumb and keeps requesting the same songs. Its ridiculous.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
yea, screw that, like when i want to listen to 949, i get pissed because it’s the same thing! 1061 is OK, since they play a little bit more random stuff, but it gets SO REPETITIVE
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Are those stations in Miami or in Moraga?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Moraga
i just listen to stations back home using the internet
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Really? Are there no good stations where you are?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
yea, there’s a few, but back home is better, most of it here is country
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Oh im sorry. I hate country.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
OK… here’s all i gotta say man… Zac Brown Band, listen to them, they’re the only country i’ll listen to, and i’m just like you, i hate it, but they’re legit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Eh. i dont really see the difference between them and other country bands.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
i dunno, i just feel like they’re a little more uptempo, you know? like honestly, i hate country, but them i’ll take, they’re pretty tight
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah whatever. theyre just not for me. That kind of music annoys me
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh well… i at least tried right? i get credit for that one? I just saw them at the Grammys and i was like, SHIT THESE GUYS A SICK, “chicken fried” is their best song
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah that songs a little better than most country, but I still dont like what the song is about and it doesnt really make me feel good when I listen to it.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea, i hear ya, it’s all like “YEA AMERICA!!!!!!” and dude, i’ve been there before, there’s something out here called “Jamboree in the hills” and i’m thinking about coming out here in July to hang out with friends for it. It’s just a huge event for drinking
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Is there a bunch of country music?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m not gonna answer that because i think you would know the answer, if this festival is in the middle of nowhere in OHIO?? The music doesnt even matter, it’s just ALL drinking and partying
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Bro im there. Ive never been to Ohio. I hear its nice this time of year
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha… oh god, i mean, right now it’s 60 something and i’m loving it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
And yet another epic Graham and PiKA sub-thread.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I just find it amazing.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
sometimes guys here just like to talk and get along pretty well, and talk BS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
IRC or IM would be ideal for just such a thing.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Mar 19, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Or, like, facebook or something.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Fo reals
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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what difference does it make
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Uh, the number of replies gumming up the thread?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Again… WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE… like it matters, i dont get pissed when 3 guys get into a discussion about breakfast or the food they eat, screw it, let it go
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
haha, ok dude, exactly, WHATEVER
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I think that if you’re getting to the point where you’re making something like 6 or 7 OT comments in a row (like you did here), you might want to think if this is really the appropriate place for it. Asking people what they had for lunch/dinner is one thing, but I don’t think I’m the only person who doesn’t really think that MCC main page posts should be like your facebook status updates. YMMV.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Case in point: on this thread, 93 of 555 posts are PIKAgiant’s. Without reading all of them, I’m guessing that at least 90% are waaaay off topic.
Time and place, is all I’m saying.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Sounds good to me, you guys made your point :), i will from now on, never make another OT post, sound good?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m not saying you have to refrain from all OT posts… just tone it down a bit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
its
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
a bit
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
much
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
aight
thanks bondslegend i get the point
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
(I actually don't mind much)
but if the powers that be are repressin you, I’ll be on their side so as to avoid incurring their wrath muahaha
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
You have way different musical tastes than I do. I’d listen to 107.7 The Bone or KFOG
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I listen to both those to if my two main channels are on commercial or are playing Lady Gaga.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
96.5 KOIT
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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That’s the one time I don’t listen to it.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Moraga has radio stations?
Transmitting from the 50,000 watt tower at Rheem Center?
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Mar 19, 2010 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Ex - Santa Marian sez:
“Rheem Center? Center of WHAT?”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 20, 2010 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m the only person in the US who has never owned an I-Pod.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
You probably hate apple pie too.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Love apple pie, just don’t need an I-Pod.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
You probably think you dont need Democracy either!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m happy with a CD player and my radio.
Here is an extreme for someone who has an I-Pod. The author of those Billboard books Joel Whitburn has an I-Pod with 41,250 songs on it.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
i’ll take a CD and radio… But i also have a device that i can use my Ipod to play in my car… HA!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Me too. Which makes it even more painful that I lost it.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Screw that bullshit, hopefully you find it man, i’ll cross my fingers
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Haha yeah. I know I had it in my friends car on the way from the mountains, and we only stopped once. I doubt it fell out. So its gotta be either there or with one of my other friends or hopelessly lost in my room
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
and let me guess, you’re just too lazy to go and check to see where it’s at huh?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Normally you would be right, but I really hate not having it so I tore up my room.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, COME ON, what i’m saying is, why didn’t you go over to where your friend is?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Well it would probably be in the car, and its his moms car, and of course it went into the shop a couple days after we got home and just came out. Ill check eventually.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
you better hope nobody stole that shit, damn
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
There was 5 other people in the car. i dont think any of them would have.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
yea, i doubt it, they’re your friends
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah. Hopefully its just lost, or someone will have some ’splainin to do
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe one of them snorted a line of coke and has transformed into some sort of backstabbing criminal.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 18, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW!!!!!
THAT WOULD AMAZINGLY AWESOME
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Wait. What?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
coke transforming people? that’d be pretty amazing
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Like if they grew a third arm!?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
WOA, that’d be something incredible
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Damn now I want some cocaine
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude imagine the possibilities of a third arm
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
We did a lot at that cabin, but no cocaine
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I have one with 15K
I have a hard drive with 45K or so. But 90% of them suck. (the cool thing is that it’s a DIFFERENT 90% for everyone! It is pretty much all Rock though)
Actually, of the 15K I only really listen to about 500 (“best of” playlist). If I am bored I switch to the “stuff I actually like” play list of 1500.
TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development
there’s two of us, sfgay
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
guy
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
No that’s….I won’t go there
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
i have no ipod
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Wishful thinking?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Apple pie is good, but it’s just going to get replaced by Apple’s iPie, anyway.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
With patented TouchCrust functionality!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I never have. And I don’t have any kind of player right now. I listen to CDs at work.
But man, a music player would be really nice…
Just not an iPod.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions
sansa clip + ftw
4 GB with expansion slot for 16GB
$30-$50 + micro SD card
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Mar 19, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I have a Coby 4gb MP3 player
And I just got it a few weeks ago. I was a slow adapter to the MP3 music player craze.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I know they’re out of fashion, but I’d really like a higher capacity player. 16GB might do the trick, but 32+ would be ideal. Which is parts one and two of the reason I don’t have one. Part one being that higher capacity players are more expensive. And part two being that, really, only Apple and Microsoft make them any good.
I’ve had my eye on a Samsung P3, but I’m pretty sure they don’t sell it anywhere. And even if they did, it’s still a lot of cash.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions
60GB iPod video… I’m one of the iSheeple apparently.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 19, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
120GB iPod video. Thank you, last year’s tax return.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Nice. I keep season 1 of Flight of the Conchords on mine, in case of emergency.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 19, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I have Up on my iPod, so I can have a good cry wherever I am.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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You can watch it more than once?
I loved it but I’m not sure I could see it again. SO SAD at the beginning. Great stuff though
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Mar 19, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve watched it many times since I got the DVD.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I picked up my copy of the Princess and the Frog yesterday.
Should be putting it on my ipod at least, maybe the phone too (the phone has a better screen) over the weekend.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I should be seeing that in a month or so.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Ooh, I need to get that.
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We got ours two days ago. I had forgotten how much I enjoyed the music.
The zydeco number rocks.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Mar 19, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I fell asleep watching that movie last night
Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.
120gb...dayumm.
My Limewire booty took up 6g of my 8g Sony, and I thought “If I’m going to work in my vinyl selections I’m gonna need to double my capacity!”
Time passed. I deleted.
Also, the economy.
Never mind that I have an addiction to cheese, which comes in at $3.99/lb and I just bought $16 worth at Walmart.
Yes, I know it’s govt. cheese. Just shut up already, willya?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 20, 2010 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Couldn't agree more
that’s the reason I still have my old 60GB ipod that i’ve had for like 4 years. Can’t stand not being able to have EVERYTHING ready at all times
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Mar 19, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Creative makes good ones.
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I had a 32GB Creative about 3 years ago, and it crashed beyond repair for no apparent reason. I like Creative, but I’m still a little sad about that.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
And my Creative experience was completely flukey, I know. I hear nothing but good things about their quality. So if anybody is looking to buy Creative, don’t be scared by my story.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
We won a free iPod shuffle a while back. I’d plugged it in to my computer to try it out a while back, and copied some music over to it, gave it a test listen… Then put it back in the drawer never to be used again.
I once had a co-worker tell me that once I’ve used an iPod, I’ll never know how I lived without one. I submit to you that, having been given an iPod, I STILL don’t know how I’d ever use one!
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
I’ve owned CD player, MD player, and a few Creative MP3 players until last month when I got an iPod Touch. I wanted something for note-taking and sketching on the go, in addition to musics. It’s a nice little gadget but not a life changer.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Drink bourbon
Slowwwwllyyyyy… I recently got into it and if you don’t drink that much per day/night, one bottle of Jim Beam Black can last you some time. Or at least it does for me.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
don’t drink that much per day/night,
It’s still ST, there is still time to get prepped for the season. We’ll all be back to our bottle of JBeam a night soon.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 18, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel the same way, but with Bulleit.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 18, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the BUlleit bottle is cool
but I like Knob Creek much better, especially straight.
TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development
My wife likes the look of the Buffalo Trace bottle. /shrugs
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Elijah Craig 12-Year
Yo.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
always a good contender
nice price point too.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
i just found that my dad left me a bottle of courvasier
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
/googling cognac
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Belvedere and we’re good… nothing else
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
hmmm, doesn’t say when it’s drunk
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
chick drink
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
figures
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Each new bottle seems to go quicker & quicker. I guess I showed up to camp IN THE BEST SHAPE OF MY LIFE!
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
OT
Just said on SportsCenter. The reason for the timing of Ron Washington’s admitting he took drugs may have something to do with a fired Rangers employee who knew about the drug test failure and may have attempted to blackmail Washington to keep quiet.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
OOOH. Dramatic.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean they’re talking about something other than Tim Tebow’s new throwing motion?
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
I hear he’s throwing with his foot now.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions
OT: Just an FYI: DICK VITALE IS ANNOYING
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You mean Duke-y Vitale.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
OHHHH!!! THE DUKIES!!!! THEY’RE AWESOME BABY!!!!!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
HES A DIAPER DANDY BABYYYY!!!! OHHHHH!!!! COACH K BABY!!!!!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
i dont have Duke going to the final four... OVERRATED WHITE BOYS BABYYYYYYY
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It seems like every white player at Duke was arrogant: Danny Ferry, Christian Laettner, JJ Reddick, etc and the black players were not: Elton Brand, Grant Hill.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
What about that Sminski (?) guy?
And Taylor King (?) doesn’t seem that bad, eh?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Didn’t King transfer to Villanova?
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Damn, you can see how out of the loop I am...
I meant Kyle Singler
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
OT: i love the predicaments i put myself into… So i dance with this girl 4 weeks ago, hasn’t stopped texting me since, or facebook messaging me… i just got back with my girlfriend… As a guy, it’s tough for me to pick up on what flirting actually is, because i have no idea if this girl is flirting or just wanting to be friends, and i’m seeing her at a party tomorrow, and my girl doesnt go to parties
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
dude, what kind of future do you see with your gf? what you describe doesn’t sound so promising
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
see? to be honest, she’s OK, like she’s very mature, which i like, but at the same time, i wish she would just chill and relax, because that’s how i am, very sarcastic and very chill…. but this is my first girlfriend, and plus, i’m just not good about the whole break up thing
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
your gonna have to man up, bro, one way or the other, some time or other
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I had to not see my first gf after we broke up; would’ve been just more painful. She wanted to get married, I was like no way, too young, so we had to part ways.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
woa, yea, that’s like really bad there, i’m gonna keep this short and sweet because i know nobody cares here… But here… my gf and i are OK, we had a 4 week break to get shit together, she’s cool in a sense that she does alot right, we have fun. At the same time, she’s always stressed and brings that stress on me… I hate stress, i’m a chill kid, really relaxed, so that’s pretty much it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
YOUR RITE NOBODY CARES
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Girls suck
my months and months of experience have taught me that. But breaking up REALLY sucks. I feel ya there.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Mar 19, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Thank you!!! i mean, honestly, whenever i want to go out on a weekend, the girl is all “i have noone to hang out with” so you hang out with the girl and she doesnt talk to anybody, she just stands around, which forces you to not have fun with your friends
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
she’s on the house-with-bigfatmortgage/2.5 kids/1.3 dog/.5 cat plan. You are the sperm donor.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
My only problem with the two-and-a-half kid plan is that you have to start with three, and then whittle it down.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, my relationship is so functional.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I assume it’s not your first, though.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Second, in point of fact.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I just realized how douchey “in point of fact” sounds. I won’t be using that phrase again.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions
point in fact, though, you will still be a douchey
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
But at least I don’t have to sound like it.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions
:)
for a minion, you’re ok
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
My relationship is broken. :(
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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:(
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
:(
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
But is your love complete?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I keep offering
But Natto is playing hard to get.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
My plugs are incompatible with your ports.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I guess this would be the wrong time for a mini-USB joke….
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I will wait for Goofus to chime in claiming he’s got Firewire 800…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 19, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Apple will release an adaptor
iSex
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I was just about to post
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
LOLports
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Oh, shit.
Thank you all.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 20, 2010 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Have you called tech support?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 19, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
sorry Nat
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Mar 19, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
/is sad
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
20 hours
needz moar giants
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
Counter-Anecdote
from Schulman’s notebook the other day:
Velez is coming off a nice run toward the end of last season after a long banishment to Triple-A, where he worked with Hensley Meulens on his plate approach
My Bucardo is better than yours.
A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.
I'm not going to be near a computer tonight, so I'd like to offer up a preemptive:
LOLCAL!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
OT: is it weird to get the same thing for breakfast two days in a row?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
you mean hair of the dog?
I thought you have that every day.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Mar 19, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s actually just the first meal of your day, regardless of what time you eat it.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Or the first meal at any time after you haven't eaten in a while
Break Fast
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
While etymologically correct, not recognized as a definition by Merriam-Webster.
Sometimes I really wish I still had access to the OED, because it would probably say that M-W can suck it.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
The OED agrees with the M-W on this one: “a meal eaten in the morning, the first meal of the day”. That is all the OED has to say.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That surprises me.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
And some meals often associated with breakfast actually taste better at night. Pancakes with a cup of coffee is actually better as a dinner. The same with biscuits & gravy.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
OT: So i get my decision on the appeal today, i’ll be crossing my fingers, i’ll let everyone know what happens later
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
As the actress from Spaced said in Shaun of the Dead: “Good luck!”
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions
i’m sure they’ll keep you in school one way or another
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I certainly hope so
It’s not exactly the Great Train Robbery.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Mar 19, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
OK, so i got an email from the school concerning my appeal, and i’ve been granted a hearing next Friday at 10 AM
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Sorry, that was this Friday at 10 AM.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
i’d be SO pissed, but they granted it because of “new evidence”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Are they bringing in some ex-girlfriend or something?
Did they discover some bones buried in the front yard of your frat?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
There was semen all over the digital FAFSA.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Jerkoffs at the office of student ethics
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
maybe they’ll keep postponing it until you graduate
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
of course, then they’ll probably hold your diploma hostage for ransom [cody]
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
OT
Thanks a lot for moving me down 3 spots in the stud league draft order Grant! I DEMAND AN INQUIRY.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
ahem, that was douchey
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
oops, wrong minion
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY, YER NO MINION!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s Satan’s onion.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 19, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
At least you get 2 picks back to back
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
That’s what the blind rabbi said!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Did you sign up? There’s a spot waiting for you.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
I thought Grant was going to send out an email. It might have gone to my spam folder but I never got one.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
Your email address is on the site, so I guess it got sent to the spam folder. MonkeyChow, speckops, and shahbazi3 have also not signed up.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Hmm… I can’t find it in spam either. Maybe Grant can send it again or one of you guys could send me the sign up info?
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
NO
YOURE OUT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
(I'll try)
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Yeah I think grant has to
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Grant gives Z-Swing% a spot in the limelight!
Cool.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
"Deep in the count"
It’s simple, really: MAKE THE PITCHER WORK. Giants have a unhappy habit of making Joe Sixpack look like Greg Maddux. Too many 7-pitch innings. It’s not about accumulating walks, it’s about making the guy on the hill uncomfortable and impatient.

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