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Right before Hensley Meulens was hired, I wondered aloud if hitting coaches mattered a whole lot. I’m still not sure about that one. But when the new guy makes a player like Bengie Molina say this

"For all my career, I've been very aggressive," Molina said. "But, yes, I want to work on taking some more pitches. The more pitches you see, the better you should be. Hopefully it works."

…hey, at least it’s a little encouraging. Yeah, "I want to take more pitches," is right up there with "Best shape of his life!" when it comes to spring clichés, but there’s also that famous, unfairly scrutinized data point:

  • Bowker in 2007: 41 walks in 587 plate appearances.
  • Bowker in 2008: 26 walks in 452 plate appearances.
  • Bowker after working with Meulens in 2009: 78 walks in 523 plate appearances.

John Bowker wanted to improve his patience. He worked with Meulens. Bowker improved his patience. But while Meulens is batting 1.000 in warm ‘n’ fuzzy OBP anecdotes, it’s with a sample size of one. I still don’t know what to think.

When I want players to be more patient – and I think I speak for most of the internet baseball nerd consortium on this – I’m not just hoping they’ll take more pitches. The idea isn’t to accumulate the highest percentage of pitches seen outside of the strike zone, it’s to a) get better pitches to hit, and b) not help the pitcher by swinging at garbage. By doing a. and b., the walks will come naturally. Outside of a few speedsters and utility guys, no one is actively trying to get a walk in every at-bat. It seems as if this is closer to Meulens’s philosophy than is something silly like "get ‘em early in the count." So I’m cautiously optimistic about the effects he might have.

Star-divide

But something else I’d like the Giants to do, from the front office on down, is to seek out evidence when forming an opinion. Realize that the human brain is fallible. When the brain says, "Fred Lewis takes too many pitches," try to figure out if there is anything that can support that claim other than a loose feeling. Because the premise isn’t ridiculous – if a hitter isn’t doing anything with the pitches he’s forcing pitchers to throw in the strike zone, he isn’t fulfilling his potential. But Lewis is swinging at plenty of pitches in the strike zone. His Z-Swing % – defined by FanGraphs as "percentage of pitches a batter swings at inside the strike zone" – is near the league average at 69.6%. When a pitcher throws a strike to Fred Lewis, Lewis is swinging just as often as the next guy.

I’m not trying to be tricky by substituting the word "evidence" for "stats." I just want to get rid of feelings and hunches. Last year, the monster under the bed was poorly executed bunt attempts and other Little Things, and that was a totally bogus and made-up problem. The Giants were wasting time trying to find the Magic Wyvern-Repelling Laser Gun in case they were attacked by wyverns, but they were doing it when the place was on fire.

More patience is good, so I hope for good things from Meulens and his fresh approach. It would also be great if the Giants stopped paying attention to unsupported opinions. Maybe a combination of the two would lead to better execution, better player evaluation, and an offense that can score more than 700 runs.

Better players wouldn’t hurt either, but let’s not get crazy.

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Well… is spring training showing anything with the younger guys or Molina concerning hitting? So far i see them as a little bit more patient, getting some hits in RBI situations

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

although i haven't watched a single game, just from the box score and gameday

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL I CAN SAY IS........

….Shawon Dunston is not going to be happy about this.

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Mar 18, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't WALK into the playoffs

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by Gobroks on Mar 21, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hackers gotta hack

I don’t believe the Giants walk percentage will be any different this season.

The kids may show a little improvement. Molina and the rest of the codgers won’t change a bit.

Also, LOL VANDY

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

hell of a game, now GO GAELS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOO!

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Giant Voodoo on Mar 18, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 18, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

There goes my whole bracket.

Or, well, a small part of it.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 2 for 5. Yikes.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made a joke bracket with my friends, and my joke bracket is 5 for 5.

Which doesn’t say good things about my actual bracket….

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw brackets, i'm just watching some good fuckin basketball

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brackets and Cal doing well are basically the only things that make me interested in college basketball at all. So I’m enjoying the tourney this way.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s pretty sad… but yea, i get what you’re sayin, i mean, i just like watching basketball, college basketball at least… Just because i think the emotion in the games are so much fun to watch… And right now i’m pumped for the Gaels, up by 7

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s sad at all. I’m not a college basketball fan, but for one short shining moment, it gives me something to root for. Would I ever take half a minute to even think about most of these teams? Hell no. But for a little while I get a chance to watch some basketball and cheer wildly because of a little harmless manufactured investment.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhhh, ok, i got ya, i mean, as a college basketball fan, i just love watching basketball. But let me ask you something, did you catch any of that Murray State game? i really could give a shit about that one, but i had to cheer for them because it was awesome even though my bracket got screwed, had them winning one game

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was keeping track of the gameday. No TV at work, and we’re not allowed to stream video.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

And by gameday, I mean I was keeping track of the updated box score. We can’t stream audio, either….

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow… it was one hell of a game, amazing! but now it’s all with St. Mary’s… but how’s your bracket looking?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My joke bracket’s looking good. For now. My regular bracket is still okay.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, that’s good at least, one of the guys in the frat had Notre Dame making the final four… wow…

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The NBA playoffs?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Mar 18, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol I forgot to make mine

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by jponry on Mar 18, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t bother making a bracket this year. I really haven’t been following college hoops because I don’t have the time and BC was terrible.

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by cornball on Mar 18, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is when it comes in handy to have degrees from multiple institutions!

My Bucardo is better than yours.

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by Roger on Mar 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My new second institution did not make it either :(

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Mar 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

FEAR THE TREE (next year)

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fear the TURTLE!

Actually, without sounding terribly biased, this Terps team bares a lot of similarities to their championship team. A bunch of 4 year senior overachievers who’ve grown as they’ve become experienced (Gamers!) led by a virtual Gary Williams on-court doppelganger, with one freaky physical underclassman in the front court to muscle people around a bit. I smell another banner!

My Bucardo is better than yours.

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Mar 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fear the Bluejay?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Mar 18, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Creighton

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Mar 18, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I shared your optimism! I love this team, but KU is going to be tuff this time around.

by capn on Mar 18, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Retrospective LOL.

You meant Northern Iowa, right?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Mar 21, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

PS are you a College Park alum?

by capn on Mar 18, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am. I used to teach Freshman English there as well.

My Bucardo is better than yours.

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Mar 19, 2010 4:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cool! One of my first great sports obsessions was the basketball team of the late ’70’s and ’80’s. Was there ever better? Albert King, Buck Williams, Greg Manning, Reggie Jackson, and Ernie Graham. My mom was a Ph.D. student then, so I was able to go to a bunch of games. My sister later went as an undergrad. I hope beyond hope you did not teach her. She was not a strong student.

by capn on Mar 19, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

My institution rather inexplicably did make it.

Go Gaucho!

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by multiphasic on Mar 18, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim Rome is picking you to go all the way or at least beat Ohio State, and as an SBCC student goooo Gauchoooos!!!!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Mar 19, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was in San Jose for the games

that was easily the best game of the 6 I saw live

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Mar 21, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I really hope something changes, I’ll go wtih cautiously optimistics. Because I’ve heard enough “I have a new approach” stories and it’s spring training, I’ll refine that to very, very cautiously optimistc. I don’t think players change that much.

Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 18, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Say whatever you will about Huff and DeRosa

Last year, the Giants BB rate was 6.5%.

Pablo Sandoval’s walk rate was 8.2.

We all know Huff had a shitty season last year, but his walk rate was still 8.5%

Derosa’s was 8.2%.

These are guys who are, at least, league average at taking a walk. Hopefully, between them and Bam Bam, we’ll get that OBP up.

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by GiantPain on Mar 18, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This wouldn’t affect concerns about organizational philosophy though, assuming (as I do) that the Giants weren’t looking at Derosa’s and Huff’s walk rates as much as Derosa’s 21 homeruns last year and Huff’s 32 in 2008, along with their RBI. So while you are probably right, I don’t think the Giants will pay attention to that.

Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 18, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

walk to the pennant!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saying whatever I will about Huff & DeRosa

Huff 2009 OBP: .310
DeRosa 2009 OBP: .319

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 18, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And if they'd been a lot higher

We probably wouldn’t have been able to afford them

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bangs head on desk

The Giants spent $23 million dollars this offseason.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 18, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, that sounds like the exact same logic the Giants used to dump Garko. A player has a horrible two months after a trade (mostly due to poor results on balls in play), and that justifies…what, exactly? Those OBPs are there because of abnormally bad batting averages, not their walk rates, which were almost identical to last year. Which has more predictive power?

But maybe you were just throwing out a number to be contrary – that’s fine, too. I’m not seeing DeRosa or Huff as major contributors, but they have a better chance to be league average than most guys in this lineup. That’s an improvement.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Mar 18, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you think the Giants actually applied that logic to all three cases (which wasn’t my point of getting across), then the Giants would not have signed Huff or DeRosa after non-tendering Garko a contract. My point was that these two players are on the wrong side of their career and are showing signs of decline. They will not likely improve as they age. Expecting two aging veterans to get us back to a league-average offense IS the exact same logic the Giants used to dump Ryan Garko.

And they have a slim chance to be an improvement over Fred Lewis (.348 OBP last year) and Ryan Garko (.344) both of whom turn 29 this year. Both could have been had for cheaper and we could have spent $23 million dollars on areas that needed improving.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 18, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's Derosa's signs of decline?

The only thing I’ve seen is a 2nd half of 2009 where he was playing with an injured wrist that required surgery. Prior to that he put up the best 3.5 years of his career OPS+wise.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 18, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The wrist injury is a sign of a decline in expected production for the upcoming season.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 18, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, so I guess I missed your point. But come on – all you did was point out an unfavorable OBP based on a tiny sample size for two players who, whatever their faults, are not bad at getting on base. They’re average. That’s all.

I’m just taking issue with your choice of data – I actually thought you meant it kind of flippantly, but I can never tell with words typed on a screen, so I took them at face value. Was I wrong?

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Mar 18, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it was a whole season of sample size. Their most reason season. When players are on the downside of their careers it’s kind of wishful thinking to go beyond that. Hoping for their career #’s is wishful thinking. As Giants fans we should know that.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 18, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I'm in this line)

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Mar 18, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

32 or 34 or whatever isn’t a magic number, though – people age differently in all sorts of ways. Some guys tank well before 30, some guys last well beyond. Okay, sure, play the odds, don’t bet on guys to have career years after 30. But where is thinking they’ll be somewhere around their career averages wishful thinking? I looked at Fangraphs’ little collection of projections for both guys and not a single projection has either Huff or DeRosa projected to be below 100 wRC+.

This is what I see – both players were a bit below their normal level before being traded (moreso for Huff), and hit pretty poorly afterwards. In DeRosa’s case you had pretty clear evidence of an injury being the problem. But their walk numbers didn’t change – their BABIP did. For both guys, it was way below their career average. Now, unless they’ve completely and utterly fallen apart and can no longer hit a major league fastball, that BABIP is likely to improve. Further, of all their skills, their BB% is the one skill that won’t degrade with age. So it really looks like you are basing this view off a sample of primarily 117 ABs for Huff, and 262 for DeRosa. I hardly consider that representative or their real talent level.

I guess I just don’t see it being so cut and dried. Expecting something like their career norms seem pretty reasonable to me, and with Huff at 1B clanking away that will be pretty bad, and DeRosa, wherever he is, it will be pretty good. It’s possible that they both go all Edgardo Alfonzo on us, but they could also do the Ray Durham bounceback.

Eh, maybe I am just an optimist.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Mar 18, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flippant though? Maybe. There was no game today. Kind of put me in a mood. I’ll probably be telling everyone to stop being so negative tomorrow.

YOUR LOSING ME OTT!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 18, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha. Yeah, well, maybe flippant wasn’t the right word.

For every argument I have for either of those guys hitting well, I can see the crash and burn side being almost as persuasive. Maybe it’s seeing guys like Shea Hillenbrand show up here and suddenly become the worst version of themselves that jades us. I try to fight it, but every once in a while I wonder if there’s a little vortex in the Giants’ clubhouse that sucks the hitting ability out of every bat that Sabean trades for.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Mar 18, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe (an unsupported opinion) that a batting coach has more influence on the younger players on your team. So as soon as they get plenty of at bats we’ll see how good of a job Meulens is doing. As soon as that happens…

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 18, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I support your opinion.

Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 18, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m expecting the worst but hoping for the best.

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by Natto on Mar 18, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

This.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Mar 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally. Couldn’t have said it better.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on Mar 18, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

My this couldn’t have been better either

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by ktice on Mar 18, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

It’s probably manure inside, but I’m hoping for magic.

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by natteringnabob on Mar 18, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magic manure!

Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hoping for the best but expecting the worst

are you gonna drop the bomb or not?

let us die young, or let us live forever…

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by GiantPain on Mar 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fch7-pK-0s

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by Natto on Mar 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLD

Senior Ball theme song

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by DrStankus on Mar 18, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Live forever? I love that song

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Live-Forever-lyrics-Oasis/1553B8E62CB859444825686B00113A89

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Mar 21, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have many opinions that I can’t support with evidence, so as a result, I have no opinion on the matter.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Mar 18, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I was very impressed with Meulens’ Q&A session this year at Fan Fest. He had a very calm attitude that I imagine would work better with many of the older players than a guy who barks orders at them. He reminded a bit of teachers I’ve had and liked in the past, and hopefully some of the players will see him that was as well. More importantly, though, he said what I wanted to hear. He talked about what Grant mentioned, which was specifically getting better pitches to hit and not making things harder for yourself as a hitter. He also said that he knew he couldn’t radically change most of the players because they were too far into their careers at this point. He said that a player like Bengie Molina will never get a lot of walks in a season, but he might be able to learn to be more selective at the plate. And lastly, he also specifically cited the OBP of the minor league guys when talking about their merits, which is surprising to hear from anyone in this organization.

I don’t know how much a hitting coach does matter in the end, but I’m still glad the Giants have a guy like Meulens in the position.

by Seasick fish on Mar 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m optimistic that Hensley will make a significant difference – to the players that are willing to listen. Who those guys are, we can only guess. But I’m thrilled so far with the Meulens hiring.

"And we plead and we pray for a glimmer of day,
As the night folds its wings and descends, exposing the loose ends."

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by Lyle on Mar 18, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

whew… whoa… catch my breath.

Grant you’ve really outdone your…

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Please fire Brian Sabean.
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 18, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

My forecast:

Blegh to meh. Meh is clearly a best-case scenario.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Mar 18, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

My prediction:

Pain.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Mar 18, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is clearly a reasonable alternative.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Mar 18, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitch recognition

Patience is one thing, but knowing which pitch to hit is another.

That’s what made BLB so good.

Whether he is on the team or not, I’m saying FLew will be the best in that category (right behind Panda of course)

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Mar 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

The problem (problem not capitalized!) is that Lewis doesn’t have half the hand-eye coordination that BLB had. He was towards the bottom of the league in zone-contact. So while he has good strike zone judgement, he does not hit the ball as frequently as he should, likely leading to his high K totals.

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 18, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um

didn’t Grant just say he was league-average at zone contact?

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by bondslegend on Mar 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

He said that Fred is league-average at swinging at pitches in the strike zone.

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by cornball on Mar 18, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh

i stoopid.

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by bondslegend on Mar 18, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry. Way better than my fail (see below).

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by cornball on Mar 18, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

cornbaLOL

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by bondslegend on Mar 18, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was never making a comparison

Bonds stands alone.

On the current team, I’m assuming Fred will redeem himself as a very decent hitter.

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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. Fred has his shortcomings, as I described above, but he is still a valuable player, especially if they just let him play, allowing for the occasional platoon. I will he was the starting LF.

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 18, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREDEMPTION II

The Second Tour

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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 18, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

“For all my career, I’ve been very aggressive,” Molina said. “But, yes, I want to work on taking some more pitches. The more pitches you see, the better you should be. Hopefully it works.”

Somewhere Carney Lansford is crying.

The Giants were wasting time trying to find the Magic Wyvern-Repelling Laser Gun in case they were attacked by wyverns, but they were doing it when the place was on fire.

This is so true it’s not even funny. Ok, it was pretty funny.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Mar 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

wouldnt it be great if bochy gave total control to bammy and if a hitter wasnt doing what he was told then bammy had the power to bench him?

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by Headhunter Rollins on Mar 18, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like to visit whatever dimension this happens in.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Mar 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also
But when the new guy makes a player like Bengie Molina say this…

I wouldn’t attribute this quote to Bam Bam as much as I would to Bengie’s failtastic foray into the FA market.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Big time.

I’ve been picturing a scene with Bengie Molina, completely dumbfounded as to why he didn’t generate much interest as a FA, doing some investigative work into the correlation between OBP and contracts longer than one year.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

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by ryanmiles on Mar 18, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Ron Washington was just like most other players in the 1980’s

Anyone besides me really not care about this? And hope it will just move on.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Mar 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I DID IT ONLY (insert that one time you got caught for it, or the years that the testing occurred)!!!

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Andy Pettitte Defense

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Rod, Giambi, Brian Roberts, Matt Williams :(

etc…

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 18, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kate Moss, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan, Corey Haim

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by DrStankus on Mar 18, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Notably, Ozzy Osbourne does not use this or any defense.

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by cornball on Mar 18, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

me

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he might be, you just wouldn’t understand it if he did.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Mar 18, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: LOL Niners. Fuck Mcloughan. He could have done this months ago and we could have had holmgren

by DFARowand on Mar 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the hell can’t it be Sabean instead? McCloughan’s just fine, it Sabes that needs to relieve himself of his position!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Mar 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just because it makes people develop facial ticks, I have to say this...

LOL ALEX SMITH

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quote from the ESPN article:

the 49ers will lean more heavily on director of player personnel Trent Baalke and director of pro personnel Tom Gamble, who are widely respected in NFL circles.

How is someone “widely regarded”? Do people think that these gentlemen are obese? Or are they just big-boned? I think the term you were looking for is “highly regarded”. Highly. Or well. Not obesely.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Mar 18, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take another look at it.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT

I fail.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Mar 18, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT AGAIN

Spelling fail. This is not going to end well for me, is it?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Mar 18, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grammar police

Well, technically, if you’d put a space between “damn” and “it” you would have been more correct than “dammit.”

So no, it’s not going to end well.

:D

Oh, and hi, McCoven. Been lurking for a few months and decided to join, long time listener, first time caller, and all that…

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Mar 18, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guy debuts with a grammar correction. Gutsy move.

by Evan on Mar 18, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn't resist

I’m a teacher, and happened to be checking this whilst grading many terrible spelling tests.

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by breadfan7 on Mar 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn Nit's!

NERBs

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

finds fish, slaps greatgiantfan across the noggin

Cuz I’m THAT kinda guy. Now DANCE, fool!

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by breadfan7 on Mar 18, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whilst!

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by victor frankenstein on Mar 18, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll fit in well here.

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by groug on Mar 18, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Mar 18, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like my bread with butter.

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by ResDog on Mar 18, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Er....

“I like toast and jam?”

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Mar 18, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a hard time believing there are 6 other breadfans.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the bane of selecting an email handle at a young age. I’ve always considered 7 to be my lucky number for various reasons to be explained elsewhere, and at the time my favorite song was Metallica’s cover of “Breadfan.”

Now, years later, I still get jokes about my food preference or if I like the 70s band named Bread, but I’ve used the stupid thing in so many places it would be almost more of a hassle to start over.

So actually, I just beat up the other six and took their lunch money.

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by breadfan7 on Mar 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they were really bread fans, I imagine you didn’t get much money from it.

Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno.

They probably had a lot of dough.

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by Natto on Mar 18, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone kneads dough.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://instantrimshot.com/

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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Mar 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get the feeling I’m going to fit in just fine around here. Did I mention I’m a drummer, as well? :D

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by breadfan7 on Mar 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

bass player

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many people does it take to play a bass?

4. One to play it, 3 to stand around saying “I could do that”

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by DrStankus on Mar 18, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Mar 18, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long time guitar player

Recently picked up the banjo. Awesome instrument, but doesn’t really woo the ladies like a guitar.

by TwoBagger on Mar 19, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guitar FTW

Drums are fun too, but guitar is teh awsum

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by bondslegend on Mar 19, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

good thing you chose fan

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Mar 18, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

lined paper—cute

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a good song

also hilariously ironic given what Metallica has become.

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by zenbitz on Mar 18, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t tell me they’ve all acquired a taste for David Gates’ music?

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by EliminateMe on Mar 18, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amen, brother.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Mar 18, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

good name

solid sig and a grammar correction on the first post. Welcome!

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by bondslegend on Mar 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks on both counts

I really wanted to honor Will Clark in my sig somehow, but everything I could think of was either cheesy or already done better by someone else.

So the next best thing is what my dad said before pretty much every game he ever took me to…

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Mar 18, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won't achknowledge your existence until you reach 1,000 posts

Oops. Just did. Crap.

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by Goofus on Mar 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once school’s out I expect that to be an easy task.

And looking forward to getting to know the regulars here as well! I’m in Santa Barbara, definitely Dodger territory, so I’m rather accustomed to defending why I’m bitterly supporting a team with a snowball’s chance. Y’all are my PEOPLE!

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by breadfan7 on Mar 18, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome aboard

99% of the posts you’ll see here are from “the regulars”. It’s a nice little community that we have going here.

McC: Where the regulars are irregular

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by Goofus on Mar 18, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to say that the regulars here are anything but regular, but I figured someone would make a constipation joke.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not disappointed on who did the joke.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Mar 18, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/butt pee joke

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 18, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ill allow it.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. Every day after work. Today I come home, sit down, and nothing. Can’t even update my facebook.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 18, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just joined Facebook. Yes, really.

What is “updating” it?

Also…Facebook is the most seriously annoying site I’ve ever been on.

I say hello to my sister’s kid.
(I LIKE the search function. Found a classmate I hadn’t seen since 1977. Dude’s been eating…wow.)

She says hi back. A “Friend” application pops up.
I guess that accompanied the return message. Fine, OK, really don’t think we’re going to be shooting the breeze much, but sure.

And suddenly EVERYTHING MY SISTER’S KID SAYS OR DOES IS POPPING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF MY PAGEoh, what the HELL IS THIS???

Stop laughing.

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by victor frankenstein on Mar 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA… oh sorry. No but for real, everyone is confused when they start Facebook. Yes, even me. Fact is its pretty confusing. I still dont understand how to do everything. I would worry about it though. Even my mom figued out how to use it, I have confidence that you can too.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was just a ‘IM POOPIN’ reference. I still refuse to join the rest of society on facebook.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 19, 2010 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m only irregular when I don’t drink my coffee.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

O, to be young again...

Just you wait, Howie. Just you wait…

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’ll wait as long as I can.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is a sound strategy

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, just like clockwork. Coffee at 8:30. Bathroom by 9:30. And smooth sailing the rest of the day.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d hit the bathroom before drinking my coffee this morning, and I’m fairly certain I could squeeze another out within the next hour.

I’ll keep you posted!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Mar 19, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

/waits for it.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I poop like I drive

10 and 2.

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by DrStankus on Mar 19, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t drink coffee.

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by Natto on Mar 19, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

So how do you get yourself to poo?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Laxatives.

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by Natto on Mar 19, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Explosives were too painful.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

LARS THE SUFFERER!

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by victor frankenstein on Mar 20, 2010 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

1,000 posts? Pshhh. Gimme one night.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who do you think you are – jponry?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, a water blocking device should be built near the NIT tournament locations.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Mar 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m widely regarded…

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome. The draft is next month right? Well they should have everything in place by now for it.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Mar 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reports are that the Big Board is already complete, so McC’s primary responsibilities are already taken care of.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

So my follow question would be, not necessarily to you, but to the public:

Does anyone know who makes the final decisions on draft day if something crazy happens and a player falls into their lap? Is that where the GM would make the final call? And if so, who will be handling that on draft day?

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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Mar 18, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guessing each team is different

probably a combo of coach, GM, president, and the personnel guys

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by bondslegend on Mar 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Addition:

If the 49ers even think about drafting Tim Tebow I may burn down their headquarters.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Mar 18, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Flying Spaghetti Offense!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

We already have two QB busts on the roster

by DFARowand on Mar 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Id join you

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by bondslegend on Mar 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on the team. Generally though teams discuss who is on the board as their pick is coming up and talk about who to take.

by Hobbes2d on Mar 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the actual fuck is that about

god damnnit. He was actually pretty fucking good at his job. This sucks.

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by bondslegend on Mar 18, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really curious as to what happened.

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by jponry on Mar 18, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hookers and booze?

Seriously, what else would make someone get terminated in that fashion? Gotta either be something he did, or maybe an illness that he or someone in his family has? But he wouldn’t get fired for that. So weird.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Mar 18, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, it was for personal matters

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously doubt that

why would his agent say he’s “not resigning” if it was for personal matters?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Mar 18, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s alot of gray area there, you think?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really

his agent wouldn’t make it a point to say he’s not stepping down if it was something like that

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Mar 18, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well… i would hope something would be said sometime soon about why this happened, because this isn’t good

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really isn't

he’d been really good in the draft lately, finding some late round steals and hitting on first rounders. This fucking sucks.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Mar 18, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea… i’m just hoping the niners know what the hell they’re gonna do now because this was just so surprising

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Schefter
Scot McCloughan not out yet as Niners GM. If he were, team would issue a press release. And it sounds like no release is forthcoming.

Sounds like you were right

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Mar 18, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also said they're giving him a "leave of absence"

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Mar 18, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, he’s gonna take some time off? he’s not OUT, but just time off

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what the ESPN article says.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Mar 18, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll wait to hear from Maiocco or Barrows

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

From a reliable source:

“talked to York and its not just a leave of absence”

Can’t say more than that, so take it with a grain of salt.

by Grant on Mar 18, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am sticking with my Ackley and Wash coke supplier theory.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ackley distributes in addition to consumes, so your theory has holes.

by Grant on Mar 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

crazy niners; mccloughan has them loaded with talent, just needs a little more.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sold coke to Wash and Ackley.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no way we would have gotten Holmgren. The Niners would never have given him 10 mill a year the way the Browns did.

by Hobbes2d on Mar 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hensley Meulens should have listened to Hensley Meulens

I know there’s not always a direct correlation between a coach’s career as a player and his job as a coach but I have a little difficulty believing Meulens is the new prophet of patience considering his career K% of 33.3%.

by fiji.siv on Mar 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Contrary to what we are seeing in our GM and Manager, some people do get wiser with age.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Mar 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, plenty of good hitting coaches weren’t good hitters at all during their careers.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Mar 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like plenty of great managers were terrible catchers during their careers.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

One day I hope to see one of those.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Mar 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile, in St. Louis...

… players tiptoe around the past.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Mar 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL…I think we had a spring training stats thread with this kind of reasoning.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patience and a high strikeout rate go hand in hand.

by Evan on Mar 18, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

so says Fred Lewis

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 18, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t buy this one bit.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Mar 18, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glorious
The Giants were wasting time trying to find the Magic Wyvern-Repelling Laser Gun in case they were attacked by wyverns, but they were doing it when the place was on fire.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Mar 18, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Can this be a general life mantra for everyone?
But something else I’d like the Giants to do, from the front office on down, is to seek out evidence when forming an opinion.

by capn on Mar 18, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Cats must be stopped.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

needz moar cabbit

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/still staring at pic

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

W
T
F

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Mar 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Mar 18, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

W
T
F

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Mar 18, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

wats this from?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Mar 18, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something Awful goon edited clip of some cheesy horror movie.

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by Natto on Mar 18, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like Momma from Throw Momma from the Train. If that helps.

Owen doesn’t have any friends.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 18, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is.

The same Mama Fratelli from the Goonies, as well.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Mar 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SHIT

I know that movie…

It’s originally a basket ball. It’s TERRIBLE. Wes Craven…

GODDAMNIT

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development

by zenbitz on Mar 18, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

must not google

must not google

must not google.

I will remember this…

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development

by zenbitz on Mar 18, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

argh this is killing me.

The chick is like a murderous robot.

The old lady keeps all the baseballs that the kids hit into her yard… she totally has it coming.

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development

by zenbitz on Mar 18, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE SOUND OF MUSIC!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 18, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wes Craven

of course did Nightmare on Elm Street. Which was pretty fine for an 80s slasher film.
Nothing Wes Craven ever did held a candle to Elm Street… but he kept attaching his name to terrible films

Wes Cravens…. THE HORRIBLE THING

for example. That’s not a real movie. Anyway it was THIS VERY MOVIE (with the clip of the old lady getting killed with a basketball) that convinced me that having Wes Craven’s name on something was not really a sign of quality. Even for a slasher pic.

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development

by zenbitz on Mar 18, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

vengeance something?

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development

by zenbitz on Mar 18, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck.

I give up.

It’s <a href=“http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090917/” target=“new” Deadly Friend

Apparently the Girl-who-dies-and-gets-a-robot-brain-implanted-in-her-which-of-course-turns-her-into-a-killing-machine is played by Kristie Swanson, the original 1992 Buffy.

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development

by zenbitz on Mar 18, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

memory fail compounded by link fail
Deadly Friend

That’s better.

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development

by zenbitz on Mar 18, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without looking closely at the .gif I though it was Goldie Hawn.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 19, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

:-0

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Mar 18, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helium cats are all the rage

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This my nightmare

If cats ever learn to fly, the rest of us are fucked.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Mar 18, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my nightmare....

It’s the only thing that keeps my cat from assuming total world domination.

Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Mar 18, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel I should be wearing 3D glasses when viewing this pic.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Mar 18, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's official

My wife wants one.

Can I call ’em or what?!

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Mar 18, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

but it feels so right?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It feels pretty icky actually

And you and your underage self saying that just makes it more icky

/Walrusman’s ears perk up

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Mar 18, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well is icky necessarily a bad thing?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s no picture :(

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Mar 19, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

My wife will love this.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Mar 18, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

reply fail

well, that didn’t take me long

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Mar 18, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what HE said?!?

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Mar 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now your a McCoven

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

1959…

Last tournament win for St. Mary’s, GO GAELS, FINISH IT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

also what the gaels said

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Samhan play against my HS my senior year, he raped us for like 36 and 16 or something. He was just big and fat then though, he’s in a lot better shape now.

by Hobbes2d on Mar 18, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow that's pretty cool, he went to San Ramon Valley i believe?

and yea, now he looks really good and in shape plus fast

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 18, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, Magic Wyvern-Repelling Laser Guns are pretty damn cool.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 18, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder what type of particle these guns are focusing that makes them specific to wyverns?

Of course, I am a nerb and spend my time wondering about things like that.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magic particles

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by Natto on Mar 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but magic would apply to all mythical creatures. What is the anti-wyvern specific magical particle?

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wyverneon particles. There, are you happy now?

Also, Grant’s gonna look pretty foolish if the Giants get attacked by a wyvern this season. Just sayin’.

Adoptive parent of Kevin "The Stopgap" Frandsen.

by EliminateMe on Mar 18, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT Who, if anybody, sign Elijah Dukes?

by DFARowand on Mar 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably the Pirates lol.

by Hobbes2d on Mar 18, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. The Somalian variety.

Then, this man will vanquish him.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Mar 18, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mets.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Mar 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants should sign him

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would take a waiver, as well. Baggage be damned.

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Mar 18, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

-1

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 18, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 18, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or -2? I agree with Goofus.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 18, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

not old veteran enough

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in this line

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Mar 21, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I posted this kinda late yesterday

Surfing Alpaca

Just want to make sure it ends up with the proper authorities.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Mar 18, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

walks are boring

wood, it’s all about the wood

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Mar 18, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody watch the CSN Giants preview dealie?
I think it’s on now. [I still haven’t figured out the new dvr, okay, I haven’t even tried… so I may be watching something we recorded.]

by Merope on Mar 18, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

you got a DVR! huzzah!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Mar 18, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve had one… but it was a tivo with directv… now we’ve got some comcast gunk that I just haven’t had the time to completely figure out yet.

by Merope on Mar 18, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats cause it terrible… very very terrible.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Mar 18, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s our conclusion, but we no longer have an “unobstructed view of the southern sky” …so until we can afford to buy a house we’re kinda stuck. AT&T U-verse doesn’t exist here.

by Merope on Mar 18, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we switched from the Tivo DVR to the Comcast one a while back, and hated it. Unresponsive to the remote, bad menus… We ended up switching back to our Tivo. Now we’ve got DirecTV and got their DVR. Also sucks. Unresponsive to the remote, somewhat complicated menus… But still not nearly as horrid as Comcast’s DVR. But the big thing is the cost is all bundled, so it’s not as big a deal.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Mar 18, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve only used Tivo at other people’s houses and am stuck with Comcast at home, but Tivo is so much better it’s ridiculous. I’ve gotten used to the Comcast by now, but it’s still really frustrating sometimes.

Merope, can’t you use a Tivo DVR with Comcast cable? I’m fairly certain this is my cousin’s setup.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Mar 18, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. Apostrophe fail.

Other peoples’ houses.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Mar 18, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

location, location, location

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

People is already plural. Although peoples is a word. Just not the one you mean.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

You had it right the first time.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Mar 19, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was at Nia Peoples’ house

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Mar 19, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Mar 18, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Grants a philosiphizer now?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: LOL GEORGETOWN!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Mar 18, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Have faith in my son.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT A DAY FOR COLLEGE BASKETBALL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Georgetown

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 18, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry ZitLOL

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s no Ichiro.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Mar 18, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it really funny that he even has quotes there. All the other pitchers are like Hall of Famers and legends.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

and you son are no dan quayle

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by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shocking. ESPN clearly overrated the Big East.

by DFARowand on Mar 18, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

NO

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT ESPN THOUGHT THE EAST WAS BETTER THAN IT WAS

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by bondslegend on Mar 18, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, the Big East is pretty fucking good, don’t care what anyone else says, but in my opinion it might be the best conference in the NCAA

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree that it’s certainly the most televised conference in the country.

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by cornball on Mar 19, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Geez. Everyone must be on a basketball forum. What nerds.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

SD SU Fight Fight Fight!

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by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

OH NOOOOO THEY"RE LOSING BY 3!! PANIC!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

sucks

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by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Gaels

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

all my teams lose

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by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s how i felt… Giants? lose, Niners? lose, Warriors? lose, Gaels? always lost until today, Sharks? Lost in the playoffs!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s weird, but nearly all the teams that I actively participated in won, but the teams that I watch lose.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

so umm… can you do anything for the giants?

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

only in my head

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by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe i should stop watching them, for the good of mccoven-kind

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by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh stop, not a good idea at all

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i stopped watching the horroriors, and they just lose more!

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by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

G’town just fucked my bracket good. What the hell.

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by bondslegend on Mar 18, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA!!!!! people all worried about their bracket… final four, WVU, Kansas, Kentucky, Baylor

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am worried because my money is as good as gone.

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by Giant among Angels on Mar 18, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe you shouldn’t commit so much money to the tournament and put it toward fantasy baseball?

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I probably won’t be able to pay rent this month now. I am going to to $10 short now.

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by Giant among Angels on Mar 18, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoah

mine too. But I had gtown to the sweet 16 :/

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by bondslegend on Mar 18, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck, i think i did too… fuck it

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bracket is beyond f*cked

I had Marquette in the Elite 8, and Georgetown, Vandy and Richmond in in the Sweet 16.

I’m 8-7 so far today.

Ouch

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by Goofus on Mar 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yikes… Vandy? AND MARQUETTE? i’m so happy Richmond lost today, GO GAELS

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo Baylor

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by baetown415 on Mar 18, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some dude who is doing the ESPN Bracket Challenge is perfect so far. Yes that means he (or she) picked Ohio to beat G-Town.

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by SFGuy on Mar 18, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW, and i’m someone who doesnt like Ohio at all, to us here at Miami, Ohio is our rival… KINDA

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dartboard method.

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by Giant among Angels on Mar 18, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, I didn’t have them going into the sweet 16 in any of my brackets. Hooray for me!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bone
When I want players to be more patient – and I think I speak for most of the internet baseball nerd consortium on this – I’m not just hoping they’ll take more pitches. The idea isn’t to accumulate the highest percentage of pitches seen outside of the strike zone, it’s to a) get better pitches to hit, and b) not help the pitcher by swinging at garbage. By doing a. and b., the walks will come naturally.

Well I think the Moneyball segment of the nerd consortium also sees value in raising the pitch count on the starting pitchers.

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by achiappanza on Mar 18, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

as noted occasionally in Giants disaster games

it also helps a team rest their own starter if their lineup isn’t retired on 3 pitches.

I get very upset when Cain or Lincecum (hell, any starter) is mowing down the opposition and barely has time to sit down before his teammates have hacked themselves out of an inning.

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by natteringnabob on Mar 19, 2010 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

!

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT UP

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yessir.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, yea… i picked a night to just chill and drink some Sierra Nevada beer and watch some basketball while playing MLB 2k10

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. how is that game? I hella want it but im kinda broke.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, not worth it, i’d wait until it comes out for a cheaper cost to be honest

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

really? Whats wrong with it?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean, it’s OK, it’s not great, but here’s a question, how’d you like last years game

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never got it. I heard it sucked though cause there a lot of glitches and stuff. The last game I really played was MLB 2005. That game was hella good.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok… yea dude, MLB 2005 was AWESOME, but from 2k9 to 2k10, they fixed all the glitches, so it’s much smoother, i love the presentation of the game, all the stadiums are pretty tight. They have a game flow chart everytime i pause which is cool, i think it’s tough to get used to, but in my opinion, i’d give it like a 7.5/10, so if you actually have the money, go for it, but it’s not worth going after if you can’t afford it

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I dont think I will end up getting it. I might have lost my I-Pod so I might need a newone, and I got my license so I have to pay for gas now. And I dont have a job so I dont really have a source of income.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I-Pod>>>>>>>MLB2k10 for sure. yea not worth it at all

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I dont know. I think my I-Pod might be at one of my friends houses so i dont want to buy a new one yet, but I hate not having one.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good idea, at least attempt to find that first and then if you dont, last resort is buying a new one… yea, when at school here, not having an ipod pisses me off, i lost mine on my flight here over winter break

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh thaaat sucks. It really pisses me off cause now I have to listen to the radio when I drive and they always play the same songs.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, SERIOUSLY!!!!! that’s what radio has come to these days, remember when they’d take legit requests?

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

They still take request. Everyone is just dumb and keeps requesting the same songs. Its ridiculous.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, screw that, like when i want to listen to 949, i get pissed because it’s the same thing! 1061 is OK, since they play a little bit more random stuff, but it gets SO REPETITIVE

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are those stations in Miami or in Moraga?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moraga

i just listen to stations back home using the internet

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? Are there no good stations where you are?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, there’s a few, but back home is better, most of it here is country

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh im sorry. I hate country.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK… here’s all i gotta say man… Zac Brown Band, listen to them, they’re the only country i’ll listen to, and i’m just like you, i hate it, but they’re legit

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh. i dont really see the difference between them and other country bands.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dunno, i just feel like they’re a little more uptempo, you know? like honestly, i hate country, but them i’ll take, they’re pretty tight

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah whatever. theyre just not for me. That kind of music annoys me

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well… i at least tried right? i get credit for that one? I just saw them at the Grammys and i was like, SHIT THESE GUYS A SICK, “chicken fried” is their best song

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that songs a little better than most country, but I still dont like what the song is about and it doesnt really make me feel good when I listen to it.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i hear ya, it’s all like “YEA AMERICA!!!!!!” and dude, i’ve been there before, there’s something out here called “Jamboree in the hills” and i’m thinking about coming out here in July to hang out with friends for it. It’s just a huge event for drinking

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a bunch of country music?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not gonna answer that because i think you would know the answer, if this festival is in the middle of nowhere in OHIO?? The music doesnt even matter, it’s just ALL drinking and partying

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bro im there. Ive never been to Ohio. I hear its nice this time of year

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha… oh god, i mean, right now it’s 60 something and i’m loving it

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet another epic Graham and PiKA sub-thread.

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by cornball on Mar 19, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT DUDE!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 19, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just find it amazing.

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by cornball on Mar 19, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

sometimes guys here just like to talk and get along pretty well, and talk BS

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 19, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

IRC or IM would be ideal for just such a thing.

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by can of corn on Mar 19, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or, like, facebook or something.

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by jponry on Mar 19, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fo reals

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by Natto on Mar 19, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

what difference does it make

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 19, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, the number of replies gumming up the thread?

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by can of corn on Mar 19, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again… WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE… like it matters, i dont get pissed when 3 guys get into a discussion about breakfast or the food they eat, screw it, let it go

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 19, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever.

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by can of corn on Mar 19, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, ok dude, exactly, WHATEVER

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 19, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that if you’re getting to the point where you’re making something like 6 or 7 OT comments in a row (like you did here), you might want to think if this is really the appropriate place for it. Asking people what they had for lunch/dinner is one thing, but I don’t think I’m the only person who doesn’t really think that MCC main page posts should be like your facebook status updates. YMMV.

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by jponry on Mar 19, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Case in point: on this thread, 93 of 555 posts are PIKAgiant’s. Without reading all of them, I’m guessing that at least 90% are waaaay off topic.

Time and place, is all I’m saying.

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by can of corn on Mar 19, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good to me, you guys made your point :), i will from now on, never make another OT post, sound good?

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 19, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying you have to refrain from all OT posts… just tone it down a bit.

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by jponry on Mar 19, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

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by bondslegend on Mar 19, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

its

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by bondslegend on Mar 19, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

a bit

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by bondslegend on Mar 19, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

much

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by bondslegend on Mar 19, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

aight

thanks bondslegend i get the point

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 19, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I actually don't mind much)

but if the powers that be are repressin you, I’ll be on their side so as to avoid incurring their wrath muahaha

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by bondslegend on Mar 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have way different musical tastes than I do. I’d listen to 107.7 The Bone or KFOG

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by SFGuy on Mar 18, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude

1077 the bone is AWESOME, i’m a fan of 105.3, 106.1, 97.3, 94.9

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I listen to both those to if my two main channels are on commercial or are playing Lady Gaga.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

96.5 KOIT

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by Natto on Mar 19, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

During christmas hell yea

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 19, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the one time I don’t listen to it.

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by Natto on Mar 19, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then you’re awesome, i listen to it the same time you do

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 19, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moraga has radio stations?

Transmitting from the 50,000 watt tower at Rheem Center?

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by natteringnabob on Mar 19, 2010 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

SMC does… haha

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 19, 2010 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ex - Santa Marian sez:

“Rheem Center? Center of WHAT?”

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by victor frankenstein on Mar 20, 2010 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m the only person in the US who has never owned an I-Pod.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Mar 18, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You probably hate apple pie too.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love apple pie, just don’t need an I-Pod.

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by SFGuy on Mar 18, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You probably think you dont need Democracy either!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m happy with a CD player and my radio.

Here is an extreme for someone who has an I-Pod. The author of those Billboard books Joel Whitburn has an I-Pod with 41,250 songs on it.

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by SFGuy on Mar 18, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll take a CD and radio… But i also have a device that i can use my Ipod to play in my car… HA!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. Which makes it even more painful that I lost it.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw that bullshit, hopefully you find it man, i’ll cross my fingers

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha yeah. I know I had it in my friends car on the way from the mountains, and we only stopped once. I doubt it fell out. So its gotta be either there or with one of my other friends or hopelessly lost in my room

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll probably end up finding it when you are looking for something else and not that.

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by SFGuy on Mar 18, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

and let me guess, you’re just too lazy to go and check to see where it’s at huh?

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Normally you would be right, but I really hate not having it so I tore up my room.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, COME ON, what i’m saying is, why didn’t you go over to where your friend is?

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it would probably be in the car, and its his moms car, and of course it went into the shop a couple days after we got home and just came out. Ill check eventually.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

you better hope nobody stole that shit, damn

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was 5 other people in the car. i dont think any of them would have.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, i doubt it, they’re your friends

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Hopefully its just lost, or someone will have some ’splainin to do

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe one of them snorted a line of coke and has transformed into some sort of backstabbing criminal.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 18, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW!!!!!

THAT WOULD AMAZINGLY AWESOME

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait. What?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

coke transforming people? that’d be pretty amazing

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like if they grew a third arm!?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOA, that’d be something incredible

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn now I want some cocaine

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLWUT

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude imagine the possibilities of a third arm

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t know what to do, although you could use your third arm to do something all the time….

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

We did a lot at that cabin, but no cocaine

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have one with 15K

I have a hard drive with 45K or so. But 90% of them suck. (the cool thing is that it’s a DIFFERENT 90% for everyone! It is pretty much all Rock though)

Actually, of the 15K I only really listen to about 500 (“best of” playlist). If I am bored I switch to the “stuff I actually like” play list of 1500.

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by zenbitz on Mar 18, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s two of us, sfgay

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

guy

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOWOWOWOWOW

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No that’s….I won’t go there

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by SFGuy on Mar 18, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have no ipod

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wishful thinking?

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by Natto on Mar 19, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have several MP3 players…but none of them is an ipod…

by Merope on Mar 19, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there...

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Mar 19, 2010 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apple pie is good, but it’s just going to get replaced by Apple’s iPie, anyway.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

With patented TouchCrust functionality!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never have. And I don’t have any kind of player right now. I listen to CDs at work.

But man, a music player would be really nice…

Just not an iPod.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

sansa clip + ftw

4 GB with expansion slot for 16GB

$30-$50 + micro SD card

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by natteringnabob on Mar 19, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a Coby 4gb MP3 player

And I just got it a few weeks ago. I was a slow adapter to the MP3 music player craze.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know they’re out of fashion, but I’d really like a higher capacity player. 16GB might do the trick, but 32+ would be ideal. Which is parts one and two of the reason I don’t have one. Part one being that higher capacity players are more expensive. And part two being that, really, only Apple and Microsoft make them any good.

I’ve had my eye on a Samsung P3, but I’m pretty sure they don’t sell it anywhere. And even if they did, it’s still a lot of cash.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

60GB iPod video… I’m one of the iSheeple apparently.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 19, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

120GB iPod video. Thank you, last year’s tax return.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Mar 19, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. I keep season 1 of Flight of the Conchords on mine, in case of emergency.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 19, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have Up on my iPod, so I can have a good cry wherever I am.

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by Natto on Mar 19, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its on my iPod, and my iPhone.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Mar 19, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can watch it more than once?

I loved it but I’m not sure I could see it again. SO SAD at the beginning. Great stuff though

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by bondslegend on Mar 19, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve watched it many times since I got the DVD.

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by Natto on Mar 19, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I picked up my copy of the Princess and the Frog yesterday.

Should be putting it on my ipod at least, maybe the phone too (the phone has a better screen) over the weekend.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Mar 19, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I should be seeing that in a month or so.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, I need to get that.

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by Natto on Mar 19, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

We got ours two days ago. I had forgotten how much I enjoyed the music.

The zydeco number rocks.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Mar 19, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fell asleep watching that movie last night

Mark DeRosa knows that it's hard to sound intelligent with a Jersey accent.

by oldjacket on Mar 19, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fell asleep watching Toy Story 2… in the movie theater (though I was like 8).

Apparently it’s considered one of the greatest films ever made or something.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Mar 19, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

120gb...dayumm.

My Limewire booty took up 6g of my 8g Sony, and I thought “If I’m going to work in my vinyl selections I’m gonna need to double my capacity!”

Time passed. I deleted.
Also, the economy.

Never mind that I have an addiction to cheese, which comes in at $3.99/lb and I just bought $16 worth at Walmart.

 Yes, I know it’s govt. cheese. Just shut up already, willya?

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by victor frankenstein on Mar 20, 2010 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn't agree more

that’s the reason I still have my old 60GB ipod that i’ve had for like 4 years. Can’t stand not being able to have EVERYTHING ready at all times

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Mar 19, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Creative makes good ones.

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by Natto on Mar 19, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a 32GB Creative about 3 years ago, and it crashed beyond repair for no apparent reason. I like Creative, but I’m still a little sad about that.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

And my Creative experience was completely flukey, I know. I hear nothing but good things about their quality. So if anybody is looking to buy Creative, don’t be scared by my story.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

We won a free iPod shuffle a while back. I’d plugged it in to my computer to try it out a while back, and copied some music over to it, gave it a test listen… Then put it back in the drawer never to be used again.

I once had a co-worker tell me that once I’ve used an iPod, I’ll never know how I lived without one. I submit to you that, having been given an iPod, I STILL don’t know how I’d ever use one!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Mar 19, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve owned CD player, MD player, and a few Creative MP3 players until last month when I got an iPod Touch. I wanted something for note-taking and sketching on the go, in addition to musics. It’s a nice little gadget but not a life changer.

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by Natto on Mar 19, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Drink bourbon

Slowwwwllyyyyy… I recently got into it and if you don’t drink that much per day/night, one bottle of Jim Beam Black can last you some time. Or at least it does for me.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Mar 18, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t drink that much per day/night,

It’s still ST, there is still time to get prepped for the season. We’ll all be back to our bottle of JBeam a night soon.

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by Giant among Angels on Mar 18, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel the same way, but with Bulleit.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 18, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the BUlleit bottle is cool

but I like Knob Creek much better, especially straight.

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by zenbitz on Mar 18, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife likes the look of the Buffalo Trace bottle. /shrugs

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by ResDog on Mar 19, 2010 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Elijah Craig 12-Year

Yo.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Mar 19, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

always a good contender

nice price point too.

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by DrStankus on Mar 19, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

alcohol? WHAT????

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just found that my dad left me a bottle of courvasier

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/googling cognac

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belvedere and we’re good… nothing else

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm, doesn’t say when it’s drunk

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’S THE WAY THEY LIKE IT

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

chick drink

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Mar 19, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

figures

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Each new bottle seems to go quicker & quicker. I guess I showed up to camp IN THE BEST SHAPE OF MY LIFE!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 19, 2010 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Just said on SportsCenter. The reason for the timing of Ron Washington’s admitting he took drugs may have something to do with a fired Rangers employee who knew about the drug test failure and may have attempted to blackmail Washington to keep quiet.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Mar 18, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

yea, i watched that too, WOW, and my dad would talk about him all the time, screw it

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOH. Dramatic.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 18, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean they’re talking about something other than Tim Tebow’s new throwing motion?

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 18, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re taking a short break.

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by SFGuy on Mar 18, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear he’s throwing with his foot now.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Just an FYI: DICK VITALE IS ANNOYING

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean Duke-y Vitale.

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by SFGuy on Mar 18, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY!

IT"S AMAZING BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

OHHHH!!! THE DUKIES!!!! THEY’RE AWESOME BABY!!!!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 18, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

HERE THEY COME BABYYYYYYYY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HES A DIAPER DANDY BABYYYY!!!! OHHHHH!!!! COACH K BABY!!!!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 18, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont have Duke going to the final four... OVERRATED WHITE BOYS BABYYYYYYY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither do i. And when they get eliminated, I will be laughing my ass off.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 18, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like every white player at Duke was arrogant: Danny Ferry, Christian Laettner, JJ Reddick, etc and the black players were not: Elton Brand, Grant Hill.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Mar 18, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha, there’s a sign!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about that Sminski (?) guy?

And Taylor King (?) doesn’t seem that bad, eh?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Mar 18, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t King transfer to Villanova?

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 18, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, you can see how out of the loop I am...

I meant Kyle Singler

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Mar 20, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: i love the predicaments i put myself into… So i dance with this girl 4 weeks ago, hasn’t stopped texting me since, or facebook messaging me… i just got back with my girlfriend… As a guy, it’s tough for me to pick up on what flirting actually is, because i have no idea if this girl is flirting or just wanting to be friends, and i’m seeing her at a party tomorrow, and my girl doesnt go to parties

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

dude, what kind of future do you see with your gf? what you describe doesn’t sound so promising

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

see? to be honest, she’s OK, like she’s very mature, which i like, but at the same time, i wish she would just chill and relax, because that’s how i am, very sarcastic and very chill…. but this is my first girlfriend, and plus, i’m just not good about the whole break up thing

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

your gonna have to man up, bro, one way or the other, some time or other

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to not see my first gf after we broke up; would’ve been just more painful. She wanted to get married, I was like no way, too young, so we had to part ways.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

woa, yea, that’s like really bad there, i’m gonna keep this short and sweet because i know nobody cares here… But here… my gf and i are OK, we had a 4 week break to get shit together, she’s cool in a sense that she does alot right, we have fun. At the same time, she’s always stressed and brings that stress on me… I hate stress, i’m a chill kid, really relaxed, so that’s pretty much it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR RITE NOBODY CARES

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha

pretty much how i would’ve reacted

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 18, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Girls suck

my months and months of experience have taught me that. But breaking up REALLY sucks. I feel ya there.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Mar 19, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you!!! i mean, honestly, whenever i want to go out on a weekend, the girl is all “i have noone to hang out with” so you hang out with the girl and she doesnt talk to anybody, she just stands around, which forces you to not have fun with your friends

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 19, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

she’s on the house-with-bigfatmortgage/2.5 kids/1.3 dog/.5 cat plan. You are the sperm donor.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

My only problem with the two-and-a-half kid plan is that you have to start with three, and then whittle it down.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or you could have two and take one of them to McDonald’s every day.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Mar 19, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, my relationship is so functional.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I assume it’s not your first, though.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Mar 19, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Second, in point of fact.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just realized how douchey “in point of fact” sounds. I won’t be using that phrase again.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

point in fact, though, you will still be a douchey

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

But at least I don’t have to sound like it.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

:)

for a minion, you’re ok

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

My relationship is broken. :(

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Mar 19, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

:(

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

:(

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 19, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

:(

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

But is your love complete?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Mar 19, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I keep offering

But Natto is playing hard to get.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

My plugs are incompatible with your ports.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Mar 19, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess this would be the wrong time for a mini-USB joke….

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will wait for Goofus to chime in claiming he’s got Firewire 800…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 19, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apple will release an adaptor

iSex

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Mar 19, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was just about to post

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Mar 19, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLports

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Mar 19, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, shit.

Thank you all.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Mar 20, 2010 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you called tech support?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 19, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry Nat

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Mar 19, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Mar 19, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

:(

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Mar 19, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/is sad

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Mar 20, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

20 hours

needz moar giants

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 12:02 AM PDT reply actions  

NO YOU DONT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 19, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Counter-Anecdote

from Schulman’s notebook the other day:

Velez is coming off a nice run toward the end of last season after a long banishment to Triple-A, where he worked with Hensley Meulens on his plate approach

My Bucardo is better than yours.

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Mar 19, 2010 4:42 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL

“Nice run”. That is some serious spin right there.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Mar 19, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he misspelled “for five days in July”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Mar 19, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not going to be near a computer tonight, so I'd like to offer up a preemptive:

LOLCAL!!!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Mar 19, 2010 7:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Come on! Where’s the faith???

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 19, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: is it weird to get the same thing for breakfast two days in a row?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 19, 2010 8:20 AM PDT reply actions  

you mean hair of the dog?

I thought you have that every day.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Mar 19, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

blah blah blah

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 19, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell is breakfast?

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Mar 19, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually just the first meal of your day, regardless of what time you eat it.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the BEST part about breakfast

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 19, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or the first meal at any time after you haven't eaten in a while

Break Fast

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 19, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

While etymologically correct, not recognized as a definition by Merriam-Webster.

Sometimes I really wish I still had access to the OED, because it would probably say that M-W can suck it.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

The OED agrees with the M-W on this one: “a meal eaten in the morning, the first meal of the day”. That is all the OED has to say.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Mar 19, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

That surprises me.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shortest OED entry I’ve ever seen. It was 2-3 lines long, no alternate definitions, idiomatic uses listed elsewhere. Bizarre.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Mar 19, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

And some meals often associated with breakfast actually taste better at night. Pancakes with a cup of coffee is actually better as a dinner. The same with biscuits & gravy.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 19, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: So i get my decision on the appeal today, i’ll be crossing my fingers, i’ll let everyone know what happens later

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 19, 2010 8:36 AM PDT reply actions  

As the actress from Spaced said in Shaun of the Dead: “Good luck!”

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’m sure they’ll keep you in school one way or another

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I certainly hope so

It’s not exactly the Great Train Robbery.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Mar 19, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, there’s nothing more important than an education

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 19, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

As Leslie Nielson said in “Airplane!”, “Good luck; we’re all counting on you.”

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 19, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, so i got an email from the school concerning my appeal, and i’ve been granted a hearing next Friday at 10 AM

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 19, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, that was this Friday at 10 AM.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Mar 19, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’d be SO pissed, but they granted it because of “new evidence”

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 19, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are they bringing in some ex-girlfriend or something?

Did they discover some bones buried in the front yard of your frat?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Mar 19, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

There was semen all over the digital FAFSA.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 19, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jerkoffs at the office of student ethics

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 19, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe they’ll keep postponing it until you graduate

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course, then they’ll probably hold your diploma hostage for ransom [cody]

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is true, that would be awesome

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Mar 19, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Thanks a lot for moving me down 3 spots in the stud league draft order Grant! I DEMAND AN INQUIRY.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Mar 19, 2010 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

ahem, that was douchey

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops, wrong minion

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY, YER NO MINION!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you

by greatgiantfan on Mar 19, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s Satan’s onion.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 19, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I’m still last.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Mar 19, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least you get 2 picks back to back

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Mar 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t make the cut?

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 19, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what the blind rabbi said!

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by Natto on Mar 19, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

oy vey.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 19, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you sign up? There’s a spot waiting for you.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Mar 19, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Grant was going to send out an email. It might have gone to my spam folder but I never got one.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 19, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your email address is on the site, so I guess it got sent to the spam folder. MonkeyChow, speckops, and shahbazi3 have also not signed up.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Mar 19, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm… I can’t find it in spam either. Maybe Grant can send it again or one of you guys could send me the sign up info?

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 19, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

YOURE OUT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Mar 19, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I'll try)

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Mar 19, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I think grant has to

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Mar 19, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant gives Z-Swing% a spot in the limelight!

Cool.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Mar 21, 2010 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

"Deep in the count"

It’s simple, really: MAKE THE PITCHER WORK. Giants have a unhappy habit of making Joe Sixpack look like Greg Maddux. Too many 7-pitch innings. It’s not about accumulating walks, it’s about making the guy on the hill uncomfortable and impatient.

by Malbuff on Mar 23, 2010 7:43 AM PDT reply actions  

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