Open GameThread, 3/17
by Grant Brisbee on Mar 17, 2010 1:11 PM PDT
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I’m not sure which part, though.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
You know exactly which part, Mr. Mini.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I do have surprisingly small toes. Damn my Irish ancestors!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
All eleven of your toes!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s evolutionarily advantageous!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Allows you to count to 21!
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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Weird Teacher Features
My school commonly employed a substitute teacher who had 12 toes and wore sandals everyday !
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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I talked to an Irish man in the rain forest and he said that every American he meets claims to to Irish.
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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You met an Irishman in South America?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
He was just claiming to be Irish.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it was weird and 8 miles in from the road. We stopped and chatted it up with him and after we got back to town we ate a authentic Italian restaurant ran by real Italians…I guess that part doesn’t surprise me though.
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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not Irish!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 17, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I seem to be just about the only white person in America who doesn’t claim to be part Irish.
I am part Scottish, English, and Welsh, though!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Parts of you hate each other.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
yep
You can also add in German, French, and Dutch. I really hate me.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
My list would be too long to write.
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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
my kids have a pretty long list:
Chinese
Scottish
English
Germany
Korean
Dutch
Welsh
French
Maybe more. We don’t really know all my dad’s ancestry.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
It’s evolutionarily advantageous!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
My kids*
Irish
English
Native American
Cuban
Spanish
French Canadian
Norwegian
Italian
German
Swedish
in the future
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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You plan on having kids with a Swedish woman? That’s pretty specific planning.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
ew
canadian.
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by Giant Voodoo on Mar 17, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Their bacon is actually pretty good.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually found that out recently, apparently its common family knowledge but no one bothered to tell me, until I was making fun of Quebec.
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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife never knew she was part Korean until she was like 30!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
there’s a manufacturing joke in there somewhere.
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by Giant Voodoo on Mar 17, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Quebec rules, though!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Yeah, but I was making fun of the people.
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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Montreal’s a pretty nice city.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
As is Quebec City. It’s like econo-Europe!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I’ve never been.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
super clean
freakishly
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by Giant Voodoo on Mar 17, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Ever been to Vienna?
While walking down the street, I saw an older person pass by a random piece of trash, return to it, pick it up, and throw it away. Remarkable.
I do that sometimes. Litter bothers me.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
And I get unreasonably worked up when I see people littering. It’s one of the very few things I honk at people for when I’m driving that doesn’t fall under the “only honk to make sure they know you’re there” rule of thumb.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
My pet peeve with littering is cigarette butts. HELLO PEOPLE IF ITS TRASH ITS LITTERING!!!!! If you want to smoke, well then make sure you find a safe place to dispose of your butts! I also hate seeing cigarette butts all over the sidewalk.
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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
If you can afford to smoke, you can afford to keep a fucking ashtray in your car.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
the thing that really annoys me
Is when people toss their cigarettes and don’t even stomp them out. it’s a fire hazard! It only takes a fraction of a second!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
The other thing is that I am allergic to the smoke (coughing fits and hacking for minutes) and I am taller than the majority of people (at least smokers) so it sets up the perfect scenario of me inhaling smoke accidentally and having to stop what I am doing for a good couple minutes while I recover.
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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
When I was a young bastard of a smoker, I enjoyed carelessly tossing butts to annoy people like you all. My motto was ‘the world is my ashtray’.
As an adult, I see the wrongness but I have no moral high ground to be judgmental about it…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes I go around MUNI or the like and pick up random junk. Since there’s no where to conveniently chuck, I wind up with arms full of trash, waiting for a garbage can to pop up. This mentality is particularly troublesome in places like New York City. I’ve chased windblown newspapers down the sidewalk. I often feel like an idiot.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
A good idiot, though.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
In Spain
they wash the streets frequently. That would be nice time ot time here!
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by Giant Voodoo on Mar 17, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Naw
if they survive the water jets then they will at least be showered.
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by Giant Voodoo on Mar 17, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
When I was in Spain, many people told me that stepping in dog crap is considered good luck. Sounds to me like an excuse to not clean up after your dog.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Or maybe they just wanted to see if you’d do it.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
“Haha, you wouldn’t believe what I told that American!”
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My first experience with this phenomenom (typo, but I’ll leave it) happened with Dinuguan.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Your girlfriend’s family told you it was lucky to eat pork innards cooked in pork blood?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I know a lot of Filipino families that tell white people that it’s made with chocolate.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
that was my second thought. Still not stepping in the poop.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I don’t play by those rules.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
We might have some Native American in there, since my dad’s family is from a part of the country with a lot of that (Montana).
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I have the same issue b/c my great grand father was from an orphanage on the Italian border.
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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I read that as “My list would be too long too white”. Which is pretty much my list.
Well, it’s not really long. But it is pretty white. German, Irish, English, Scottish, Russian. Mostly Russian.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I like to say that I’m as white as it’s possible to be while still not being Scandinavian.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
HERITAGE NIGHT!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
With Scottish, English and Welsh, if you keep going back there’s probably a pretty good chance you’re Scandinavian Actually I don’t know how good the chance is but I’m Scottish, English and Welsh also and I traced the lineage back to France (pre-Norman invasion) and then Scandinavia..
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
Speaking of which, hear about those dozen beheaded young Vikings they unearthed outside of London? I kept thinking of Lars.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
My cranium is still attached
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 6:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Half Italian, Half Euro-mutt here. So, probably >50% Italian!
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
My List
From most to least
English
Scottish
German
Russian
Native American
and probably other stuff mixed in there as well
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Northland English, Scottish, Irish. Mostly Irish. I used to have the family crest, but it was confiscated by the airlines a few months back. I’m sure a bit of German has entered the bloodline at some point since we came over. Been a while since I looked at the tree…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Why did they confiscate that? And why weren’t you able to get it back?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
BLOODY ENGLISH
It was on my key chain, and the key chain had a little (very little) knife on it contained in a wee multipurpose tool given to me by an uncle. It had my name on it and everything. Anyway, I was late for my flight, and they wouldn’t let me past without handing over the chain, so there it was. Since I was on my way back to the States, there was no getting it back. I wasn’t broken up about it or anything.
I still remember the family motto: “Pro patria et virtute.” For family and virtue!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Clan Gunn (which include Clan Brian Wilson): Aut Pax; Aut Bellum (At peace or at war)
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
I forget the O’Neil motto, but their crest is a bloody hand on a (I think) beach… Or maybe it’s over an ocean, not sure. This comes from how the O’Neils became kings of Ireland. The test of strength was to swim out to an island and back, the guy first back being deemed worthy to take the crown. All men swam with knives and when it became clear that some other fellow was going to make it first, the swimming O’Neil cut off his own hand and threw it onto the shore just in time for the win. I’m going to guess that didn’t actually happen, but it’s still a good story.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Well, now, you might as well hook up to the fables that the O’Neills are an offshoot of the Ui Neill and thus can trace their ancestry all the way back through the Milesians to Ancient Egypt. I’m sure Elves/gods/flying saucers also figure in this.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
In order of prevalence
German
Eastern European Jew
Mexican
Greek
English
No Irish in there, that I know of.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
My mom’s family is completely Irish (her’s is the first generation born here… well, technically she and two of her sisters were born in Australia, but I don’t know how to deal with that.) My dad’s side is just a mess of Hungarian/Czech/Austrian/other countries in that area.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m no Irish.
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I simply refuse to believe that.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m wearing orange!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Nobody at my work carries multi-generational grudges enough to even notice. sigh
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
My mother’s name: Mary Margaret
Her mother’s name: Margaret Mary
Irish, yet unimaginative.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
For several generations, my mother’s family alternated between naming first sons William Morgan and Morgan William.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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iLaugh
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster already knows everything there is to know about catching
Corpulent Steve DeBerg still needs seasoning.
Seasons will pass you by. I get up, I get down.
Needs to work on his hitting.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Protip: Murphy’s Irish Stout > Guinness
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Smithwicks > all
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by Giant Voodoo on Mar 17, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I respectfully disagree.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
If I am going to have a bland-ass beer, it’s going to be one thick enough to stand a pencil in!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
You leave Howie's penis out of this!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
everything else does
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by Giant Voodoo on Mar 17, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
If it’s that thick, I’d rather pour olive on it and eat it. Because, let’s me honest—it’s really just bread at that point.
You leave Howie's penis out of this!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
No oil bases on condoms! How many times do I have to tell you people!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Even lambs skins?
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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh… I guess not.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
twss
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't complain
you are drinking irish ale so you are alright in my book!
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by Giant Voodoo on Mar 17, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
So, I’ve had Guinness here and I’ve had Guinness in the UK/Ireland and am I crazy in thinking that it’s a thousand times better over there? I asked a few bartenders about it and they all said the shipping process ruins the beer, but they may have been partisan. Most other people say they can’t tell the difference (but they aren’t really Guinness drinkers).
I’m a whiskey man, through and through.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Apparently Budweiser is great over there, too.
:shrug:
http://goldengatebeerbars.com/
by troymccluresf on Mar 17, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Anybody with insider's access knows what KLAW wrote about madbum last night?
Quick take from me on Madison Bumgarner on Rumor Central (for Insiders): http://klaw.me/aFyLuf
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
It probably wasn't flattering
Keith is all about the velocity
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I can guess
LOL HE SUCKS LOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think Pucetas opened some eyes
5th starter at best!
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 17, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
whats happening in the game?
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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Game?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Ever heard of it? Its a movie with Michael Douglas.
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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, yeah. That.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
cheats the game (Puh-cheat-us)
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
KouzmanLOL.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 17, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions
the error? damn, is my radio feed on the iphone that far behind?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
OT but Giants related
It makes me happy that these still work: http://natto-chan.livejournal.com/123101.html
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I watched the Sabean one
and am now certifiably insane. It’s a lot like on Star Trek (TOS), when anyone viewed the Medusan Ambassador Kollos, who was so hideously ugly that the sight of him could drive a human mad.
Seasons will pass you by. I get up, I get down.
Yeah, 75 MPH
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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
DONT TELL ME WHAT YOUR LOOKIN FOR!!!!!
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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
DON’T TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T DO!!!
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IN FACT, JUST DON’T EVEN TALK TO ME!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
FINE I’LL JUST SAY TO YOU!
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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
THE sports leader
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
KNBR, or if you’re online you need to have MLB Audio package
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
ill have my doubts
past those 2 weeks.
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by Giant Voodoo on Mar 17, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I juiced one out one time. It’s not as cool as it sounds.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Kust
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Not a major feat.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
For Zito it is
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
by Gobroks on Mar 17, 2010 11:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Great comercial for St. Pat's Day
MY DAD IS DRUNK!!!
/auto-defenestrates
Dear Internet,
Please fire Brian Sabean.
Signed,
Me
FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 17, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Tap shoes?!?!
Classic.
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Dear Internet,
Please fire Brian Sabean.
Signed,
Me
FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 17, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Tap Plastic?!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
tap plastics? (the fantlastic plastics place)
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Back in the 80's in Baltimore...
…there was a radio ad for a local alcohol/drug treament center. It went something like this:
“I got high when the Orioles won; I got high when the Orioles lost…”
Well that was a sad showing. Buster sure couldn’t have done that.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Tony Pena, Jr. hasn’t been released yet?
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 17, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions
Challenging Renteria for a job.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Talk about a false choice.
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 17, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF Huff?!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
What the Huff?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Wha happen?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Ranged way right for an obvious 4-3 leaving the bag unattended.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Guys, I’m starting to suspect that Aubrey Huff may not be a great ballplayer.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
sabes will set you straight. Go Ishi!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
BALLGAME BALLPARK BALLDUDE BALLHEDGE BALLYARD BALLGAME BALLGAME BALLPLAYER BALLBAT BALLSHIRT BALLROG BALL BALL BALL BALL
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
This is sad, Posey has played 1st base for a week and is better at it than Huff.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 17, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
One thing that is crazy to me, is that it makes no sense to keep Ishikawa if Huff is the starting 1B. But Huff is apparently so terrible at 1B that the Giants will need to keep Ishi…
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Something in the middle of the two would be nice
some hitting with fairly neutral defense?
Oh yeah, Garko. Thanks Sabean.
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by Giant Voodoo on Mar 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Garko’s career UZR/150 at first is actually worse than Huff’s. Of course, he’s also younger and thus may well be better this year.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
They are probably closer in defense than I realize
but man does Huff look a lot worse.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper because he, like all of us, drinks to make the Giants seem better.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff sucks! Free Guzman!
Oh wait, I forgot Huff is now my adopted Giant
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
WTF
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 17, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions
Poor doggy.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Alex_Lewis:
He should have just stepped in dog shit instead of screwing it.
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
A Dirty Shih-Tzoodle?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Shift-A
It’s Beer O’clock!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
LOL, replaced by Y. Bettancourt!!!
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions
Be part of a Giants Flash Mob commercial (email from the G's)
We are orchestrating a Giants Flash Mob event next Tuesday, March 23rd. If you’re not familiar with a flash mob, you can search YouTube for some recent examples of the popular “Flash Mob” phenomenon.
We need 200 or more of our most die-hard Giants fans to gather and sing “Bye Bye Baby” and assemble to create a formation for a stunning visual to be captured and released through various social media. The actual Flash Mob will take place at Union Square but we will meet at AT&T Park prior to walking to the “mob site.” For your participation, the first 200 “Flash Mobbers” to report to the ballpark (by 11:00AM) will receive a commemorative “It’s Magic Inside” t-shirt and have that 15 minutes of fame you’ve always dreamed of! It’s simple! If you can follow directions, you can be part of this amazing experience!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
doesn’t this kind of go against what a flash mob is about?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Beat me to it.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it really a flash mob is you’re sending emails out a week ahead of time?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
JOIN OUR CORPORATE FLASH MOB DESIGNED TO GIVE US FREE ADVERTISING!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
thank you.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
The one thing that pro sports has...
…normal people go out of their way to help market your product.
Ever worn a Giants cap, t-shirt or jersey? There ya go.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
The G on my Giants spring training hat stands for Garrett, thank you very much.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Lies
It stands for Grant
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
dancing jazz hands (insert graphic here)
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
my preference
is for the Uribe fried chicken.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper because he, like all of us, drinks to make the Giants seem better.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Butte Home Run for Oooo-Rebay!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
JAZZY!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
stay great, nate…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
Great at striking out!
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
or swinging at a slider that hits him
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Rent in the two-hole is going to challenge my patience.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
As well as your dexterity.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS?
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper because he, like all of us, drinks to make the Giants seem better.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Homophobe.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Just Rentaphobic.
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Pitchers will never have to challenge the Giants’ patience.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Several changes!
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
Break out the binocs, Flem.
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
But Dave doesn’t know what’s going on!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Just breath, Dave.
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 17, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Breath is a noun.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
So is text, but these damn kids today…
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Watch out before I breath you.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Back off or I’ll death yourself.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Is it breathe?
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 17, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You just cartooned me.
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 17, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m Facebooking this!!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I totally remember that one!
In fact, I quote it to this day.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
“None of your business!” /Ron Washington
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
“Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.”
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
I have stories that I want to attach to this post, but the internet has me afeared.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
S
orry, I should have subjected that.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting…
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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He must not want his shirt. It’s ugly.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Most figure skating fans are in the closet.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Figure skating is cool.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean, unless you’re dressing up like Evan Lysacek.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It needs a new name
They really are not skating “figures” in a patterns on the ice kinda way.
“Oooh…I think she is going to attempt a 4…..YES!! Perfectly done!”
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
But ice dancing is lame.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
They don’t even jump!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I like figure skating. The joke was too easy to ignore. But figure skating is pretty far from cool.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Sure
I have another one too:
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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wait, what?
Your post is showing up completely blank for me.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
That’s too bad. I’ve got my eyes on Alex_Lewis.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, that picture!
For some reason, my web browser always filters that as an advertisement. True story!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Probably just assumes that I’m a commercial model. It happens.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The “before” model.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
The "after" model
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Adult!
I need an adult!
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper because he, like all of us, drinks to make the Giants seem better.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 17, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Dave is Towelie
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Worst character ever!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s a lot of inning.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I just googled the longest inning in MLB history
Apparently, it was 1 hour, 8 minutes.
Which makes it more impressive that, the other day, I saw a college inning that lasted about 50 minutes!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
The Giants have to be in the record books for the shortest inning.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
starring Armando Benitez
just kidding.
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by Giant Voodoo on Mar 17, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably happened in the 19th century.
So, possibly the Giants.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Jon: “No gameday thread tomorrow”
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
What?
Did he really say that?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Kidding. He said: "No gameday thread tomorrow"
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Do you think they call him ‘pegger’?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
They only call him that when he barely knows her.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
JUGGERNATE!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Nate against the wind
GR double
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
NATE!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
Nate’s got wheels.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
Naturally, so does Ford.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Flannery's got brakes
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
...
I love him.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
looks like bone-in
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Speed!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Kills.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Tell Ron Washington.
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 17, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s why he stuck with the coke.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Coming down the mountain
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
TWSS!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Weird, the players that Sabean has the least amount of direct control over acquiring (the young player) have shown more patience than the vets that he has signed/traded for; at least according to Flem.
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 17, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
yeah, yeah; Flem—what does he know?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Classics.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
he’s a Miller lackey, IMO
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
BREAKING NEWS
SFGuy doesn’t like Kuiper
greatgiantfan doesn’t like Flemming
Grass is green
Sky is blue
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Fair is foul, and foul is fair.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Not according to Sheryl Crow.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, she also says you should only use one square of toilet paper when you poop.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
That’s ridiculous. You should definitely use it after.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe she uses it to catch the poop?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That would only work with solid ones, though.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
(Her groundbreaking lyrics “Good is good and bad is bad” have really stuck with me these last few years.)
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the great philosophers of our time.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I’m gonna soak up the sun
I’m gonna tell everyone to lighten up
POETRY!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Every day is a winding road!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
NOT IN FLEM’S CAMP
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Basketball
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Football
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Wabbit season
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Flem somehow saying that the baby Giants are the only ones showing patience with a veil of surprise. He must have taken acting classes.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
They are still young enough to change their approach.
Hackers gotta hack. BAM BAM IS NOT THE BOSS OF BENGIE!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
There was an article on Muelens from sfgiants.com that was posted to the Giants profile on Facebook. Commenters were enraged because they thought Muelens was pro-hacking at slop, and because our hitters will never be good because our hitting coach didn’t have a good career. Ah, stupid people.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I don’t actually know what’s going on in this game.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Towelie
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m still not convinced there’s a game. I’m pretty sure Grant just opened this thread so we could brag about our ancestry and post pictures of ourselves.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t that every thread for you and Lars?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
HERITAGE NIGHT!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Which reminds me
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
While propellering your penis wildly
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Just don’t jiggle his whammy bar.
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The small hands make it look bigger.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I do like how bored you both look.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
It's about winning.
not about having fun.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m bothered by how he wears the guitar.
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Now that you mention it, me too.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I need to incorporate as many of these words into my everyday vocabulary: http://artofmanliness.com/2010/03/10/manly-slang-from-the-19th-century/
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I'll definitely be using this one!
Cat-heads. A woman’s breasts. Sea phrase.
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on Mar 17, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey! Nice catheads!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Bone Box. The mouth. Shut your bone box; shut your mouth.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like there's a Russell Martin joke in here, somewhere
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 17, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
to crab a person
My, how times have changed.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Purple Row frowns on crabbing.
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As does jponry.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought that we all agreed [determined] that she does like crab….
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I do
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Crabbing! We were verbing it.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
bing this, pal
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Crabbers have been doing that for a long time.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t!
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Shut your bone box or I’ll give you a bunch of fives, Mr. Admiral of the Red.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Rohlinger knocks Souza out of the game.
Here comes MacBeth. Still no word on Ghost Father.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
If Renteria has the athletic ability to be a ML SS, then the bar is pretty low.
/auto-defenestrates
Dear Internet,
Please fire Brian Sabean.
Signed,
Me
FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 17, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
Oh hey, we’re winning.
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IN THIS THING!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks to me holding the guitar funny.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
needz moar pics of u
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Done and done.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I like your friend’s lazy bunny ear attempt coming from the right.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I never understood the reason for bunny ears.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
That how they hear.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Mar 17, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The friend is actually a Japanese girl.
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Her bunny ears are lazy.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, you’re half right.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
she does what like a bunny?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Now you’re just trying too hard. Natto didn’t even mention bunnies.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
you got me
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I got you, babe!
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plz mention the bunnies
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Reading “Rabbit season” signs.
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good point…i think
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
solid facial hair for a three-yearold
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you get paid for the product placement of the diet Dr. Pepper?
by Into the Void on Mar 17, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It always bugged me when bass players would have the bass slung really high up by their shoulders. I couldn’t ever play it that way.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Billy Squire would like to have a word with you.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
THE PROBLEM
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
Wow
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35908846
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What in the fuck?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Not sure to write this off as:
“Only in New Jersey”
or
“Only in Walmart”
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
I’m not really sure what’s especially New Jersey-ish about that.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
We’re from different parts of the state.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
I’m not actually from any part of the state, but I see your point, having lived in (mostly) liberal college towns; however, perhaps I should say, “What’s uniquely New Jersey about that.”
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
In other states, they would have used a different term.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
"What’s uniquely New Jersey about that."
More “stereotypically New Jersey”
I’m not actually from any part of the state
I know that, because if you were, you’d enjoy making fun of it as much as I do.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
i miss sopranos
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
When people ask me where I’m from in Jersey, I tell them I grew up in the middle of the Sopranos.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Ramsey?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Kearny (15W)
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
So, where the Sopranos came from, not where they lived… sorry to hear that.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a nice place to leave.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
only 1 soprano worth being in the middle of
Meadow!
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper because he, like all of us, drinks to make the Giants seem better.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 17, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno
I actually do make fun of it a lot! But I get a bit eye-rolly about people who’ve never been there making fun of it.
On the other hand, my sister is from New Jersey (born in Trenton!) and she’s incredibly defensive about any negative remark about the state. She once got really, really mad at me for saying Trenton was kind of a hole.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
What kind of hole did you say it was?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
Well, in WalMart’s defense, If you can work a phone, any of them that are around the store can be hooked into the intercom throughout the store. So anyone could do it.
So I will go with “New Jersey” being the problem.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
This is where I’d make a Jersey Shore reference if I watched the show.
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the actual quote
“Hey, all youse guys who are black, leave the store”
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
“Fuhgettaboutit!”
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also a wal mart article on msnbc
and something they have more control of: They fired a guy for smoking medical marijuana. He has inoperable brain cancer. Did not smoke at work.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
I work security at a Wal-Mart
They won’t catch them. There’s no way.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Mar 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
K’ed on what he thought was ball four.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Could be worse. He could have P’ed on it.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Needs more aggression.
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I like it like that!
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I don’t care what Grant says, I like listening to Jon Miller.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
giants letting the rabbits loose
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
They sure are fucking like it.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry. I’m actually watching a different program.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
do tell
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry. I’m actually at work. I was just imagining a different program.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
i couldn’t tell (says boss of howtheyscored)
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s because I’m wearing jeans.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
that bunny is hellagressive
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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this is.....this is something.....
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome.
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 17, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes they attack presidents!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
But in real life, sometimes they attack presidents.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It wasn’t an attack, the rabbit just needed a ride.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s far more entertaining to think of as an attack, though.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to own a rabbit. It’d occasionally make growly noises and attack my feet, particularly before we had it neutered. That learned him.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I knew a girl who owned a pussy of a cat.
Said cat was keelhauled by a rabbit…and gave birth to what was dubbed a “cabbit”.
It had shortish, floppy ears, no tail, and didn’t run like either species exactly.
But the most unsettling characteristic was the sound it made.
Sort of a groan.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
it's amazing how many Presidents have arch-enemies
Lincoln – John Wilkes Booth
Andrew Johnson – pretty much everyone
George H.W. Bush – brocolli
Bill Clinton – Ken Starr
George W. Bush – a pretzel
Jimmy Carter – a bunny
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
William Howard Taft – small, confining bathtubs
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Wasn’t Taft’s enemy the dinner table?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Millard Fillmore – his own mother
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Somehow, I don’t think I know this story.
I do know that Fillmore was once a member of the Know Nothing Party. And that an unfunny right wing comic strip is named after him.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Zits, right?
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OH HEY THIS REMINDS ME!
Since dreams are so fascinating to hear about:
I had a dream last night which involved a Sally Forth comic strip that was about wilriv, a sweater, and Haiti.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Wilriv seems like he’d belong in Mary Worth.
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Jimmy Carter – Billy Carter a bunny
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Richard Nixon - The truth
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper because he, like all of us, drinks to make the Giants seem better.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 17, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Calvin Coolidge – words
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According to a book I once read, Coolidge slept more than any other President – 10 hours a day. 8 hours each night plus 2 hour naps every afternoon.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Harry S. Truman – music critics
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FDR – perambulation
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Grover Cleveland – consecutive streaks.
And people who think it’s unseemly for the President to marry a 22-year old college student.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Easier just to have an affair these days.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Indeed.
Cleveland, it should be said, is the only President to ever marry in office. He’s one of, I think, two bachelors ever to be elected.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
The other being James Buchanan. Who was also one of the worst Presidents.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
that makes GW Bush a criminal
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahhh, polio humor.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, they eat their own shit.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
hmm, just like warrior fans
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
they call that a cambodian creamsicle
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper because he, like all of us, drinks to make the Giants seem better.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s nutrient rich.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Inefficient digestion.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Srsly.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
And so a cabbit was born.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Subject line.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
speaking of rabbits….it’s Vroom time!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
eat nutrient rabbit shit, haters….
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda kindergarten!
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1930652
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Would pablo lose weight there?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Mar 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA! Will it come down?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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Gameday down for the count
What is happening? Stuck on Frandsen leading off top of the 9th.
Seasons will pass you by. I get up, I get down.
He called every pitch he saw “awesome”
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Mar 17, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
You seem to know a lot about Russell Martin's personal life
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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The symbiont: turning you into a douche. Shoot, MTV can do that…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Nah
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Nah
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 17, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
This looks like a video representation of what’s going on in Ron Washington’s nose.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Alpacas
Can someone please, please, please get this link to Grant’s boss?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Hello, regional snobs!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 17, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
OK, I'm starting to figure this out.
I wondered why no one was posting anything.
I logged on to MLB about ten minutes ago and Flemming had just launched into his “Welcome to Giants Baseball” spiel…and I assumed the game was just beginning.
Now Jon is describing the bright sunshine.
Can I get that bridge shipped Overnight Express?
So the St. Patty’s Day edition of Midnight Replay comes four hours earlier!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
And now they have inexplicably restarted the broadcast.
Again.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 17, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Well, now it's explicable.
It’s eleven PM, and once again I am being greeted from sunny Scottsdale.
For some odd reason today’s audio broadcast is preserved on MLB’s media center. My wonderful signal was lost, and when it somehow reestablished itself and rebooted MLB the broadcast began all over again.
This is indeed strange – normally the feeds disappear once the game concludes. Interesting that they’re archiving ST. Fluke or policy?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 17, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions
I can’t believe we missed Wendell Fairley’s birthday.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Nobody cares about your dreans or your POKEMONZ
I had a dream last night that the Giants released LOLFRED.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 8:53 AM PDT reply actions
LOLFRED was released.
Bye-bye LOLFRED.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Liar
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL NOTRE DAME
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 11:55 AM PDT reply actions
They haven’t even played yet!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Suspends a player already, LOL
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He’s the one who broke the team rules. I mean, it’s still not good for Cal, but I’d say the program not making tournament exceptions for rulebreaking is at least admirable.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
But to be serious… Villanova is so overrated it’s not even funny
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
What is ridiculous is the path Duke has to the final 4. Why not just give them a bye?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea, that’s just pathetic… the only game i’m really caring about today is Saint Mary’s, go gaels… i just want them to win ONE game, they haven’t won a game in the tournament since 1959
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I always like to see the ACC and Big East teams fail, ’cuz fuck them.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 18, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT WAS CRAZY, Murray State… really???
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Last week, all I heard was about how Murray State was going to beat Vandy. I dismissed it as crap, too.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone hear the latest on Ron Washington?
Anyone besides me not really care?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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