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Bummer

I always thought Wash was a cool guy. =/

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

THIS MAKES HIM COOLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Still is

Drugs really aren’t that bad., mmkay?

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Mar 17, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Marijuana isn't

Cocaine is a whole different thing.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Not really. Especially if someone is just doing it recreationally.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Mar 17, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by xanthan on Mar 17, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I am not going to go into detail

But I know differently.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I’m going to go run out and OD on pot…oh wait.

by deadmeat27 on Mar 17, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry was responding to marcello but the butterfly ballot confused me.

by deadmeat27 on Mar 17, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hope this doesn’t turn into a CHALLENGE UR PRECEPTIOSN, MAN!

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by xanthan on Mar 17, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Change society! Do nothing!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 17, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LERAN FROM TEH DUTCH!

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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

SNEAK TO BETTER SOCIETIES

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by rotorueter on Mar 17, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OPEN YOUR MINDS SHEEPLE

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by Natto on Mar 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey man, stop oppressing everyone who wants to smoke pot, okay.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classic pot threads?

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by WalrusMan on Mar 18, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Recreational cocaine use seems like a bit of an odd concept. Not that you can’t do most things recreationally. But with some things, it’s just not a functional arrangement.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Cocaine is one of those things where if you do it even once you can die

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by Gobroks on Mar 17, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes

I guess, but the same could be said about driving.

There isn’t a one size fits all here, some people can handle it recreationally, and some can’t.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Mar 17, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to get all high & mighty, but they are both still illegal.

Think of the kids on the site a little bit please. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 17, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

PIKA LEARNED BY WATCHING YOU!

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by xanthan on Mar 17, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why sfoakbay’s parents banned him from responding here, thus SCREWING UP THE DRAFT FOR ALL TIME!!!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 17, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOO

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude. Wait. What?

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 17, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Walrusman joke

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Mar 18, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

There isn’t a one size fits all here, some people can handle it recreationally, and some can’t.

Wait, What?

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by scout6 on Mar 17, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose that’s true, especially if you’re freebasing it and set yourself on fire accidentally.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Richard Prior match joke

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

R.I.P.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Mar 17, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that doesn’t make it remotely easy to.

The very bad man who traded my first son non-tendered my replacement son. F*ck you Brian Sabean. Leave my children alone.

by boonitez on Mar 17, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe I should rephrase

Just because you can die doesn’t mean it’s easy to die from it.

The very bad man who traded my first son non-tendered my replacement son. F*ck you Brian Sabean. Leave my children alone.

by boonitez on Mar 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet I could die from cocaine pretty easily. I mean, what’s a lethal amount? Bam. Done.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how MLB does drug testing? For our drug screens, cocaine is out of your system by 2-4 days.

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by xanthan on Mar 17, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

good knowledge xanthan...

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by natteringnabob on Mar 17, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not your hair.

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by bgunn on Mar 17, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why I wonder how they test. I assume it’s not urine, follicle? They don’t do blood testing, correct?

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by xanthan on Mar 17, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

having some work related experience with this as an administrator..

Urine or blood tests are reasonable for most people. They determine “current use” (within 72 hours). Hair tests can determine use as far back as 90 days.

Oddly enough, most water soluble drugs ( Alcohol, Inhaled Cocaine, IV Cocaine, Inhaled Methamphetamine, IV Meth) will dissappear within 72 hours or so for a blood or urine test. Fat soluble drugs (Smoked Cocaine, Meth and Cannabis) can be in your system as long as 30 days (for chronic users) and show up in a urine or blood test. There are of course exceptions, OxyContin has shown signs of remaining in the body more than 14 days. We have had a few of those that started showing up recently.

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by nvsfg on Mar 17, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you do? Good info!

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by xanthan on Mar 17, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well....

I work for a Tribal Government. I took the job there after I retired from the second largest “consumer goods manufacturer” in the world ( that also happens to be located in your state, hint hint)

It is interesting in the political aspects and cultural differences. Some of the stuff that goes on here would curl your hair. You could not create some of these stories if you tried.

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by nvsfg on Mar 17, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You work on the Pyramid lake reserve?

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reno-Sparks Indian Colony_Urban Indian Tribe

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by nvsfg on Mar 17, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting! You’re still in VA, right? Or is it DC?

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by xanthan on Mar 17, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was in Nevada! Hence the NVsfg

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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHERLOCK NATION!

You’re probably right, but I thought he was an east coaster for some reason.

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by xanthan on Mar 17, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was an east coaster for some reason.

Must have been the Cheerwine and boiled peanut references

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by nvsfg on Mar 17, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope…The “second largest consumer goods company in the world” is in Richmond, VA

If I was in Richmond, I would be working for the Powhatan (Southern Renape pawd’tan)

Say Hey is correct…I am now in NV.

Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Mar 17, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am confused by the difference between smoked and inhaled cocaine. Is inhaled cocaine snorting?

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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

**Ding Ding**

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by nvsfg on Mar 17, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a side note. Working in a slightly more geriatric crowd I have been amazed at how many people use into there 70’s.

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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

I guess it makes sense. Less worry about long-term damage, more aches and pains to overcome, and sometimes more disposable income.

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by rotorueter on Mar 17, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the sex is awesome.

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by xanthan on Mar 17, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Most studies seem to show that being old is awesome as long as you aren’t totally broke and in horrible physical shape.

Eat your veggies and take the stairs, folks—-it’s gonna be worth it later on.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Mar 17, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait for the extra eyebrow and ear hair.

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by xanthan on Mar 17, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty great.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re a troll :-) Otherwise it’s a pain in the ass.

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by nvsfg on Mar 17, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to get the long eyebrow hair. Plucking it immediately, because it’s kind of gross

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Mar 17, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG!

I’m laughing because in the last six months, I’ve started trimming my lonh eyebrow hairs. I was going to make a FB update.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Mar 17, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goofus is currently manscaping

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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 17, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it so wrong for me to let that garden grow?

I mean, the brows are getting crazy, but character, right?

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Mar 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me it’s going to be nose hair. :(

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it will help your beard fill out.

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by xanthan on Mar 17, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d!

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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The left side of my beard is coming along quite nicely, thank you very much.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right side projection: September 2012.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Mar 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds about right.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howtheyscored grooming tip: the “comb-down”.

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by EliminateMe on Mar 18, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the stairs hurt my knees and make me tired.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do a rail first.

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by bgunn on Mar 17, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this place.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Mar 17, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOL everytime I read..

I love this place. That was the secondary slogan of the City of Reno for about two years.

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by nvsfg on Mar 17, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m LOLing that Reno had a SECONDARY slogan. Like the town needs more than one.

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by can of corn on Mar 17, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know....

It’s such a booming metropolis right !

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by nvsfg on Mar 17, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Make the biggest little mistake of your life!”

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by Natto on Mar 17, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch..

Dude, I have to live here. Not by choice, it was a relo. I’m sort of in between that second career and retirement. Not moving until I am not working.

I do get to see the Frensoids open the 3A season here in Reno. Almost makes it worth it.

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by nvsfg on Mar 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not that bad. Plus, you’re close to Tahoe. And I’ll bet your Amazon orders get there lightning-quick!

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by can of corn on Mar 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Regional Knowledge

Tahoe is nice, and Amazon orders arrive in about a day. Plus there is 3A baseball now as well. Get to see quite a few prospects from everywhere.

Actually, it’s not that bad of a place. It took me about two years to get comfortable with it. Very anti-tax, anti-government here in Northern NV. They want to bitch about everything, but not spend any money fix it. So…alot like everywhere else right now I guess.

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by nvsfg on Mar 17, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where 70’s?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Mar 17, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used it mostly in the 80’s.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA! Poor Josh Hamilton even your manager uses drugs right next to you. Temptations!

by Hobbes2d on Mar 17, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Whoa. That sucks.

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by rotorueter on Mar 17, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

Sometimes, there's a man...well, he's the man for his time and place.

by I'm_a_Man on Mar 17, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Washington: Guys you should really try th….Oh, hi Josh.

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by say hey nation on Mar 17, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

:-O

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 17, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally didn’t make this connection and I love you for pointing it out.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Mar 17, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll let you guys in on the scoop

Here’s how it went down. Josh Hamilton was about to have a relapse in the clubhouse. Ron Washington, the guardian angel that he is, sees Hamilton about to rip a line. Like a secret service agent taking a bullet for the president, Washington dives at the glass table, in a fashion similar to Chevy Chase in ‘Modern Problems’. Ron inhales the whole 8 ball in one snort before Hamilton can get his nose dirty. Probably saved Hamilton’s life.

Ron Washington isn’t a drug user, he’s a hero.

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Mar 17, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Nice Story :-)

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by nvsfg on Mar 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

From espn.com:

Washington said it was “the one and only time” he used cocaine.

Now why do I not find this believable? At 57, in the middle of the season, he suddenly figures doing coke for the first time would be a good idea? I don’t think so. Nope. Not at all. Especially when he tells SI.com:

“Any attempt to try to explain it is going to sound like excuses,” he said. "There is no right way to explain something wrong, and I did wrong. Was it tension? Maybe. Anxiety?’’

Read More: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/baseball/mlb/03/17/washington/index.html#ixzz0iSiZwHYM

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by can of corn on Mar 17, 2010 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I think you’re tense, you might want to try a downer, and not, you know, COCAINE!

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by xanthan on Mar 17, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should ask Bochy where he gets his scripts.

by AndOnTheDrums... on Mar 17, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he just got some bad news and heard somewhere that it would help kick the blues.

by chilibean_3 on Mar 17, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He shouldn’t have forgotten the fact that he can’t get it back.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 17, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so EPIC. I wish he was our manager.

by AndOnTheDrums... on Mar 17, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

He was just guarding the line!

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by bgunn on Mar 17, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ISWYDT

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by Gobroks on Mar 17, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

In somewhat related news, I just now figured out the meaning of the name of that Deftones album.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, it means “around women’s pubic hair.”

by Grant Brisbee on Mar 17, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that's what a Saturday Night Wrist is

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by Gobroks on Mar 17, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are some things that only Ron Washington can teach you.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I had no idea managers were drug tested

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by Goofus on Mar 17, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone should test Bochy for nerve tonic.

by Grant Brisbee on Mar 17, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY GOD

GIGANTISM!

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by BrianBokake on Mar 17, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a pretty terrible episode, in my opinion.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Mar 19, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

All clubhouse personnel are, once a year, per the Mitchell report recommendations. Since they’re not in a union, they get tested for recreational drugs, too, not just PEDs.

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by can of corn on Mar 17, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the players aren’t tested for recreational drugs? All Wilson’s tons and tons of cocaine Timmy’s herb that he got from the dealer Zeets introduced him to? Matt Cain’s chick flicks?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 17, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Wilson’s on cocaine, I think he’s on LSD.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Mar 17, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see ninjas.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Mar 17, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t either. Tony Kornheiser on PTI said the same thing and also said the front office should be drug tested. (insert Brian Sabean joke here)

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Mar 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of drugs would make you believe Eugenio Velez is good at baseball?

Adoptive parent of Kevin "The Stopgap" Frandsen.

by EliminateMe on Mar 18, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cocaine’s a powerful drug.

I’m Ron Wasington, bitch!

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by Josh from Hollywood on Mar 17, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

RON WASINGTON!

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by xanthan on Mar 17, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 17, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

BROTHA DARKNESS!

FREE BUSTER POSEY
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by djp4cal on Mar 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU AS COLD AS ICE

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

SLAP

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Mar 17, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

helluva

c’mon, man!

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by hairball on Mar 17, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right. That’s a Velez-like effort by me.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Mar 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that’s almost as much of a bummer as my typo. Almost.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Mar 17, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I graduated high school that year. Made a BIG impression on me.

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by Skaldheim on Mar 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad, sad, sad.

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 17, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was like a week before Don Rogers died of the same thing

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by Gobroks on Mar 17, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Rowand is taking cocaine. He’s always poopin’.
Cuz, you know, cocaine makes you poop a lot.
Anyone, anyone?

by jnormous on Mar 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah...

only “bad”, cut up cocaine does that. Not that I would know that or anything…that’s just what I’ve heard.

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by nvsfg on Mar 17, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure either. It was a poor attempt at a bad joke.

by jnormous on Mar 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just makes your poops seem really fabulous.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I don’t need this cocaine for that. Man, what a waste of money.

Now I have to flush two things.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Texas is going to fire him, aren’t they? Not like he has a union to protect him.

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by rxmeister on Mar 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

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by shanghaijim on Mar 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

newsies

/nerd

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by GiantPain on Mar 17, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually I just read that they cant fire him, because they gave Josh Hamilton a second chance, and that would be hypocritical. That seems completely different to me though.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 17, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

The whole “second chance” thing bugs me too. Does this mean that all his players who have never done drugs can now go out and fo whatever they want, because if caught they’ll be allowed a second chance? Not only that, but Hamilton’s a young guy and everyone does things when they’re young and experimenting. As an older man and the man the players look to for leadership, he has to know better. And you know what bugs me the most? The bullshit “I only did it once” explanation. You’re 57 years old and at the age of 56 you decided to try coke for the first time in your life? No second chances IMO for people that don’t own up.

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by rxmeister on Mar 18, 2010 5:22 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

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by S.F. Giangst on Mar 17, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

White line, running through my mind.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rang dang diggity dang-di-dang

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 18, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

RACIST!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 18, 2010 6:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

The question should: who in the hell leaked this info out?? His positive test should have been kept confidential.

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by SFGuy on Mar 17, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, cause the MLB has a great track record with this.

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by scout6 on Mar 18, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

All drugs should be legal

Victimless crimes aren’t crimes.

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My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 17, 2010 11:42 PM PDT reply actions  

When they come with a high chance of creating victims, though, that argument sort of falls to shit.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The illegality of drugs makes far more victims

than the drugs themselves do

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by GiantPain on Mar 17, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, because making it easy for people to become addicted to cocaine is really going to curb illegal use. Even legal drug use comes with legal limits. Unless you’re actually talking about eliminating all legal limits on drug use, people are going to need to use illegally to feed addictions. So you’re basically saying, “we’ll make a little bit of cocaine legal – but not a lot! Because that would be bad. But yeah, just enough to get you addicted. But not enough to satisfy your addiction. Because that would be bad.”

It’s not a good plan. It’s a shitty plan.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can actually make a case for some drugs. Marijuana, for instance, particular in relation to alcohol laws, can be argued quite intelligently as a drug that could stand to be legalized. Regardless of my opinion, I admit that you can make that case and not sound like a lunatic.

But drugs like cocaine? Cocaine use is not victimless. Even legally, it wouldn’t be victimless. It fucks lives up. And it doesn’t serve many purposes outside of fucking lives up.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm talking about eliminating all legal limits on drug use.

Al Capone killed hundreds of people while running illegal liquor. Legal alcohol distributors don’t kill anyone.

Making drugs illegal makes the problem worse. Alcohol fucks lives up and serves no purpose outside of fucking them up. That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be free to drink, and you should be free to snort as much coke as you want too.

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by GiantPain on Mar 18, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alcohol fucks lives up and serves no purpose outside of fucking them up.

Andrea Immer and the Crane brothers are appalled. Wine is grape juice that has done strange and wonderful things to itself and is delicious when done right. I don’t like the taste of marijuana and cocaine makes my tongue numb.

It’s all about the food.

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by shanghaijim on Mar 18, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Making drugs legal would mean that the Govt would regulate and tax and license sellers. I’ll tell you right now that 99% of the people selling drugs now would not be allowed to legally sell drugs, meaning that we would till have illegal drugs on the streets. Legalizing drugs isn’t a good answer to stop crime and violence associated with them. If you want to stop that you have to stop the demand and the best way to do that is to be more socially accepting of addiction and the treatment of it. The first step would be allowing people who are using to have access to govt controlled drugs in a controlled setting and only in a control setting. (IE a clean room, with medical staff and only if the person wants, an addiction counselor.)

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by say hey nation on Mar 18, 2010 6:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

If there was no Prohibition, Al Capone would have found another way to make a shit load of money illegally while killing hundreds of people who got in his way.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 18, 2010 6:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you're saying

That all the people who died during the rampant crime of the prohibition era would have died anyway?

I didn’t know we still had prohibition apologists around these days.

Find me one argument for the illegality of drugs that can’t also apply to illegalizing alcohol.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
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by GiantPain on Mar 18, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

The alcohol double standard isn’t a good way to approach the legalize drugs argument for very many contexts outside of pot. For all the ways that alcohol is harmful and that alcohol laws are screwed up, it’s not equatable with cocaine.

Also, the prohibition argument is really a pretty fucked up one. Prohibition collapsed under itself because alcohol use was so ingrained in society (literally, thousands of years of socially acceptable and encouraged drinking traditions), that people – right or wrong – simply feel entitled to its use. Take away something that millions of people feel entitled to, and some seriously unpleasant shit is going to happen.

Cocaine doesn’t have the benefit of entitlement to support its legality. There are not millions of people in this country who – again, right or wrong – just feel like it’s a normal part of everyday life.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

So because some obscure amount of people don’t feel entitled to snort coke, someone else shouldn’t be free to?

And alcohol kills tens of thousands of people a year. Illegal drugs, far far less.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 18, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Millions of people not feeling entitled to cocaine use is not an obscure amount. An obscure amount would be, like, seven. Really, don’t be ridiculous.

And also, I’m not arguing with you that alcohol abuse is bad. But you’re ignoring every single social ramification that has to do with the already tenuous comparison. Culturally, alcohol and cocaine are nowhere near the same level. Topically, cocaine is a stronger, far more highly addictive more inherently destructive drug to begin with. And chemically, they are remarkably dissimilar.

But the point really is that if “alcohol is legal” is the argument that you have to crutch on for saying cocaine should be legal, you really don’t have much of a case. A does not equal B. Socially, topically, chemically, and factually… not equal. Nor should we treat it like it is.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

No I was making a statement on Al Capone and the human characteristic to profit from inflicting fear & brutality on others.

I have no argument over the the comparison of alcohol to other drugs, other then it’s the lesser evil. Heck, most doctors will say you should drink at least one glass of alcohol a day. And like howie said, trying to enforce a restriction on something society deemed acceptable was not a smart decision. But when Prohibition ended, did that really eliminate the negative causes alcohol has on our society? Has it eliminated drunk driving? How many people died yesterday due to alcohol on a day where over-drinking has become accepted by our society? Would we be taking a step forward in the direction of stopping addiction of cocaine if we legalized it?

Addiction to alcohol leads to crime, death & brutality of others. It doesn’t just effect the individual, it has a negative reaction on society. Addiction to any drug needs to be prevented, and acceptance is not the course of action.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 18, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is, at least, an intellectually consistant argument

But the minute you start demanding that the government make illegal those things which are bad for us (and anything which is bad for an individual CAN be made to seem bad for “society”), you start losing a lot more freedom than perhaps you bargained for.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
My Son was the third most valuable Giant position player by WAR in 2009. A little sad, a little happy.

by GiantPain on Mar 18, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

And you’re painting dissimilar things with too wide a brush. You’re not treating the issue with the intellectual discretion that it deserves. if you throw enough things under the same blanket, you can really lose sight of the significant differences between them.

But the minute you start demanding that the government make illegal those things which are bad for us… you start losing a lot more freedom than perhaps you bargained for.

I don’t think you’re even making sense anymore. So, when we finally make cocaine illegal, then we’re going to start seeing other things that we like becoming illegal? The change you’re calling for isn’t one to strip rights. It’s not to take something away, or to set a precedent for something else to be taken away. That precedent is already set, and we’re not actually losing any more “freedom” than any of us bargained for. I mean, tell me one freedom that’s not completely stupid that the illegality of cocaine later set a precedent for me to lose? Just one. No more than that. Really.

And beyond that, your argument up to that nonsensical point really seemed to be that alcohol is a terrible thing, the legality of which is a terrible thing. But it was illegal once, and that was worse. And so it stands to reason that everything should be legal, because making things legal makes it better – as proved by prohibition. And any and all social or otherwise factual context that caused prohibition to fail simply don’t matter.

You’re trying very hard to make a broad, easy, intellectually dismissive argument sound good. “Alcohol proves that all drugs should be legal, regardless of silly things like facts and context”.

Whatever. I’m out.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 18, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

U AN UR NUANSED THINKNG!

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by shanghaijim on Mar 18, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing what society has done with the freedom of alcohol, I’m in no hurry to see what we would do with the freedom of more potent drugs.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 18, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

(So don’tcha) Tell it to me, tell it to me
Drink the corn liquor, let the cocaine be
Cocaine gonna kill my honey dead

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by shanghaijim on Mar 18, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uncle Slayton’s got his Texan pride
Back in the thickets with his Asian bride
He’s got a Airstream trailer and a Holstein cow
He still makes whiskey ‘cause he still knows how
He plays that Choctaw bingo every Friday night
You know he had to leave Texas but he won’t say why
He owns a quarter section up by Lake Eufala
Caught a great big ol’ blue cat on a driftin’ jug line
Sells his hardwood timber to the shipping mill
Cooks that crystal meth because the shine don’t sell
He cooks that crystal meth because the shine don’t sell
You know he likes his money he don’t mind the smell

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by victor frankenstein on Mar 18, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually think I agree with GiantPain

I’ve never tried hard drugs, but to me there is no doubt that legalizing drugs will dramatically curb violent crimes in regards to drug distribution. There are so many innocent victims from these crimes every year.

Conversely, there is no doubt in my mind that legalizing everything will lead to more addiction and in the case of drugs like crack and meth (from what I read), there will likely be more violent crimes just b/c tweekers will be more tweeked. Although drugs would be cheaper and easier to get, so that might mitigate the difference to some extent.

For me it comes down two questions that I don’t know the answer to. Is there more carnage caused by all of the illegal activity caused by gangs/hoods distributing the drugs? Or would the overdoses and the additional crimes caused by the extra addicts (if drugs were legalized) be an even more dangerous situation?

I really don’t think it’s black and white, but if you’re thinking globally in particular (Juarez cough, cough) there is some logic (IMO) to just legalizing everything, getting rid of the insane profits and hence most of the insane violence that accompanies drug distribution. I really do go back and forth on this one, so I reserve the right to change my mind in then next post.

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Mar 19, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Cocaine? I thought you said Matt Cain!”

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