Season Preview
I did a season preview for SBNation.com. Read it.
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Make me
OK, I did it.
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Car Pool Ants !
The reason the H.O.V. lanes on 101 are soo much faster to travel in!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
I scored a touchdown!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I ALREADY read it. Boy, are you guys slow!
Possible uses for your Steven Johnson: 5th starter, long reliever, batboy, go-fer, food taster. Just keep him on the roster!
NO THUNDER IN THE LUMBER
TWSS!
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Time to copy/paste it to your blog?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I was expecting more Felix Romero content.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 16, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions
corpulent Steve DeBerg!
/laughs through the tears
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 16, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Grant, you sly bastard, you've done it again!
You give good bittersweet baseball analysis. Now here’s a sack of cash for you!

Don’t fall for it! It’s only labeled cash! You have no idea what’s actually inside there. Although it appears to have horns….
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Your cash doesn’t come with horns?
Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 16, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
CYBERMEN!
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YES
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 16, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
i dont know what im more nervous about: Aubrey huff manning first base or Matt Smith manning the tardis
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Mar 16, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Give the kid a chance. It’s hard to follow a performance from Tennant.
I’m really digging his new red headed companion.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 17, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions
WILL Batman break free from Senior Cashsack’s latest trap?
WILL Gotham City survive another financial collapse?
FIND OUT NEXT WEEK — Same Bat time, same Bat Channel.

DUNANUNANUNANUNANUNANUNANUNANUNA BATMAN!
Possible uses for your Steven Johnson: 5th starter, long reliever, batboy, go-fer, food taster. Just keep him on the roster!
I think you have too many nunas. Two maybe.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
nope, just right
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Can we trade those 2 for an Eartha?
Come on don’t be katty now.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Eartha? Um, no.

"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Mar 16, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Purr fect!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
Frank Gorshin was the shit.
And even Burgess Meredith never came up short.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Will baseball help?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure it's the liberty bell
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I didn’t realize they signed Adam Morrison on the left there.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
Adam Morrison? Like that basketball guy from Gonzaga? With the super creep hair?
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by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 16, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Guess I’ll place this here. Johnson goes back to the O’s:
Orioles accepted Rule 5 selection RHP Steve Johnson back from the Giants.
Johnson, who was the 19th pick of December’s Rule 5 draft, allowed three runs in 4 2/3 innings of work with the Giants this spring. The 22-year-old right-hander was acquired by the Orioles from the Dodgers in the George Sherrill trade last July. He finished 12-7 with a 3.41 ERA and 1.29 WHIP in 27 games (25 starts) between both organizations last season. Though he won’t make the Giants, Orioles fans will happily welcome the Maryland-boy home.
#1 FanShot Champion
2. …
3. PROFIT!!!!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants Let Johnson Go
Orioles Grab Giants’ Johnson
Former Giant Johnson Looks to Get Ahead in Baltimore
…
I should work.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasn’t expecting the bitter aftertaste of his release.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
That's a mighty fine play on words, there
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Tip of the cap
and a rec
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I guess the Giants just weren’t the right fit for this particular Johnson
by DividedByZero on Mar 16, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Give the kid a chance!
That sample Johnson was too small in size!
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Johnson didn’t last long
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
There, there, it’s hard for all of us.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Not any more!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 16, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I HAS A SAD!
Possible uses for your Steven Johnson: 5th starter, long reliever, batboy, go-fer, food taster. Just keep him on the roster!
LOL YOUR JOHNSON
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
TWSS
/bad date
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

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by Natto on Mar 16, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hum. Bummer.
Eagerly anticipating adding to my Giants family.
by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 16, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
He needed to be on the 25 man roster or returned
Probably means Pucetas makes the 25 man roster. Wellemeyer bullpen.
-Lincecum
-Cain
-Zito
-Sanchez
-Pucetas
-Wellemeyer
-Affeldt
-Romo
-Runzler
-Medders
-Yay Joey if healthy or Waldis
-Wilson
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Makes sense
What use do we have for a talented arm? I’d much rather have Medders known mediocrity.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
I feel like commenting on it because no one comments on the main SBNation site.
But I don’t know what to say.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
There
I started the party. Would be pretty amusing if the MCC community all poured over there and busted out a 500 comment thread.
You ain't hurt...
Pablo Sandoval, who often swings at the umpire’s return throw to the mound, led the team in walks.
Laughed and cried…
Hector Sanchez: Underrated. Fighting body bias since the 2009 off season. I still love you, son, even if you're fat.
Black and Orange:
These colors don’t walk.
by D4P on Mar 16, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
jocks are for people fearing being hit in the nuts!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
tl; dnr
just kidding :) i read the whole thing! and to prove it i will comment on the last part about wile e. coyote. none of his acme stuff ever worked because of a small sample size.
Les Plack = more chicks
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
Chose the Saints and the under to win my bet with my ex gf...i'm on a roll.
by Headhunter Rollins on Mar 16, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions

I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
depends on the engineer
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I would have been able to catch the roadrunner. But I would have been tempermental, and a badgering perfectionist while doing so. The good news is I would have been under budget.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 16, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
tl;dr
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Mar 16, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
tl;
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
What's the magic word....?
…
Oh okay. And I’m still telling you, Kevin Pucetas will be the 5th starter for the Giants this year.
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I’d be pretty okay with that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I agree with this. Of course, I also think that later on he won’t be any more.
My Bucardo is better than yours.
A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.
:D
A start for Kevin Pucetas is a start for Not Bumgarner. And don't you want Not Bumgarner in the Giants rotation?
by Sammy Danger on Mar 17, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
It is not bad
But you are no JDSussman
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 16, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
third preview at best
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Mar 16, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d add a healthy Henry Sosa as somebody who could potentially be in a position to help the team this year. Henry showing up for ST with a live arm is one of the best things we’ve seen this spring from a prospect standpoint IMO.
My Bucardo is better than yours.
A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.
Sosa showing up for Spring has never been a problem.
It’s showing up at all for June or July that has.
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by BruteSentiment on Mar 16, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Well actually last year was the first time in his career he’d missed any time in June or July, and 2008 he missed all of ST and the first month and a half of the season. But more to the point coming off the surgery I really did expect him to show up with more of a Brandon Webb “I just don’t feel right” type of experience. The fact that he’s opening eyes with his stuff is a very good thing, whether they think he’s got the stamina to still try to start or whether they move him to the bullpen, it’s a good thing to have his arm back.
My Bucardo is better than yours.
A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.
Some more than others
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No respect
You aren’t a true writer. True writers have last names. You’re just “Grant from McCovey Chronicles.” Get a last name before you can impress me.
Also, you seemed pretty accepting of the viewpoint that Posey needs more seasoning to be a receiver of pitches. This seems contrary to past Grant from McCovey Chronicles opinion.
But yeah, great preview.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Grant is like Madonna. He doesn’t need a last name. He also wears pointy bras.
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by Natto on Mar 16, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It’s weird that he wears them on his butt, though.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s where he needs the support though. It also makes it harder to grab during those tickle sessions.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 16, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re telling me.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
The trick is to go under the bra. You can also reach around and unhook the strap, but that’s a bit of an acquired skill.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I can tell you’re a devotee of the Massa School.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 16, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm...
Does this mean that if eTrade does a commercial with some baby blogger named ‘Grant’ and that baby is called a hack writer, our Grant can sue for $100 million?
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by BruteSentiment on Mar 16, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
What about Sapphire?
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by Josh from Hollywood on Mar 16, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Emerald was a better game. But really, let’s not live in the past.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Based on the novel Push?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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I’ll probably read it when i have the time sometime in a bit, having some good dinner that these girls across the street are making me, awesome
Jeez, man. Prioritize.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
your gf know about this?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
What she doesn’t know won’t infect her.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 16, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
not until
he gets home, anyway
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Mar 16, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
all she’s getting is jealousy out of this… but yea we took a 4 week break, now we’re back together… anyway… yea, this girl across the street and are JUST friends… laugh it up guys
dude. you sure have a lot of drama in your life.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Yea… i’m pretty sure God is hating me right now… kicked out of school, Girlfriend probs, Dad’s getting married (although i am happy for that since he is finally happy and not depressed anymore)
LOL YOUR LIFE!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 16, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
plz don’t tell us that your dad is spending your school money on his new squeeze…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
That's right, Pika
Ain’t nothing gonna breaka your stride
Ain’t nothing gonna slow you down
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 16, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait. When’d you get kicked out of school?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 16, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
well, technically i have been kicked out, i’m still going to class and all, since i sent in my appeal, so i’m waiting on that
Why’d they want to kick you out in the first place?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 16, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
He failed to maintain the minimum blood alcohol level
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 16, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
forged student aid papers… my dad forged my deceased mothers signature, and he’s never actually done that stuff before, like fill out the papers, so he assumed he was supposed to keep the same parent guardian name, so he forged my moms
Wow, that’s some crazy shit.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 16, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn comment got cut off.
Anyway. I’m really sorry, man. That sucks. I hope everything works out somehow.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 16, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too, and thanks a ton, i think it might work out, my appeal looked really good, so we’ll see what happens
Good luck man. How long until you graduate?
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by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Not bad!
Hang in there. Though I just graduated, and the job market worse then sucks…
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by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 16, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks! i mean, i would assume that, i’m also a Geography major, so i’m hoping there’s something going on in that field of study
Aren’t you going to grad school?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I hope so too! I’m on the east coast, and there’s really only government jobs, but they all want experience. I mean who am I, Aubrey Huff? Not all of us had jobs in Baltimore!
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by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 16, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Good call. I got super cocky (hah!) and just went for full-time jobs. One 6-hour interview and 3 other extremely humbling 2-hour phone interviews later, and I’ll take whatever I can get. Time to study for those GREs for grad school for me…
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by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 16, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t mean to worry you, by the way. I’m more complaining then anything. I’m sure you’re way more qualified for your jobs then I am for mine
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by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 16, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
haha thanks bud.
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by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 16, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude...
I’m worried you’re on the site at all if that’s happening.
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by BruteSentiment on Mar 16, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
what's for dinner?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
Grilled chicken sans skin and veggies.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 16, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
They don't have avocados in Lamorinda
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 16, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Fajitas. Hilarious.
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by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 16, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Burger
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
A burger with burger on it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Cheese
Parmesan cheese actually because that was the only kind we had at home
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I thought about putting A-1 on there
but decided against it. But Bacon Cheeseburgers=Amazing
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
No thanks
not a fan of pickles
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
I read that as "Fred pickles"
and then thought of FLew making a similar baserunning error as Ruben Rivera…maybe Bork imagined the same thing and that’s why he doesn’t like him
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Well, as long as he doesn't go all Prince Fielder vegetarian
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
BODY BIAS
but seriously the longer he can stay at 3rd the better
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
longevity
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Fred Lewis is the problem
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
rec’d
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m gonna take a guess here that you like to slather ranch sauce all over everything….
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
cuz pickles flat out RULE
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh Ranch is terrible
The only “condiment” I like is sour cream (if that counts as a condiment)
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
mustard, salsa, relish, pepperocini—bring it on!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
wasabi
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Well at least you respect the fact that Mayo is terrible
Ironically I’m listening to a song called Mayonaise right now.
Smashing Pumpkins FTW
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i use a little mayo—tuna salad, artichokes, crab
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
How is crab?
I’ve had lobster (and it’s amazing) but I’ve never had crab
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not as good as lobster
but good
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Crab is one of those things I feel like I need to try
I probably will at some point-hopefully soon
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are they better or worse than crab legs
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I like crab legs better. But I know others feel differently. I really like being able to get the meat with as little foofurah as possible. Because the meat is goood.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
We always do dungeness crab for Christmas eve and while I like it, it always feels like way too much work for way too little payoff.
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To me, breaking down the crab is actually a lot of fun. So that doesn’t bother me. I can understand why it could be an issue, though.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s a social event!
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
try buying it already cracked
it’s expensive but since you’re not buying the shells it’s not that much more expensive, and avoids the effort you are describing
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by natteringnabob on Mar 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
i dunno, it seems that the shelling is a big part of it
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
anticipation, you know?
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
That part of the brain that still wants to kill and skin animals before eating them enjoys massacring a dead crab shell.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
No, we get it cracked (or my dad cracks it), but you still have to spend time picking out the meat and stuff.
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I was the same when….when I was 12. No, really, once I got the hang of how the nooks and crannies work, it became a lot easier. still some work, though.
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Believe me, I’m very good at it. I’ve had a lot of practice. I just find it tiresome and I’m not THAT big a fan of the crab meat in the first place.
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I like how hard we’re making you have to defend yourself.
I MEAN WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? WHY DO YOU HATE CRAB???
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like people are explaining things to me that I am 100% aware of
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yer in denial, that’s all.
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
This is how I feel at home. I have an ongoing livejournal entry about right now. I think I got the worst of it out of my system now, though. At least until she talks to me again. Then we’ll see….
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just about to let her off the hook…..but, PILEON!
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
that's "cleaned"
cracked is all out of the shell. Anyway, you should pitch a fit and get the good stuff!
Also, the right tools help too. It’s a mess but I bet the cats in your neighborhood love Christmas morning!
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by natteringnabob on Mar 16, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
@Howie
the crab legs actually sound better-because based on other things I eat I think I would prefer getting to the meat quickly as well.
There is TWSS all over this comment
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where do you live?
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
gobroks, if you’re around the city, try going to Scoma’s sometime just for dungeness—it’s a great way to get started, then you’ll know what to do at home if you like it.
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
or Snow’s on Polk—kinda crowded, but a fun place.
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
better yet
go to Pacifica pier and rent some rings…. crabbing is really, really fun, very easy, and a lot cheaper than the $15 a crab or whatever they charge down here.
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by natteringnabob on Mar 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
more better yet
dive down, build an underwater hut, and lay in wait for the precise crabby that you want. Then, swoop in all diver-like and nab that guy.
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
The only tools you really need is a shotgun and a net.
by Into the Void on Mar 16, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I should've known
McCoven already know all about catching crabs
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by natteringnabob on Mar 16, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm in Sacramento
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i’m sorry
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
It’s funny cuz its true
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My family owns a sea food place in Virginia, and during family gatherings the particular uncle will come with a hundred or so crabs and the accompanying cooking materials. A rite of initiation is yanking the crabs out of the boxes and throwing them into what I can only describe as an enormous steel cylinder with a Bunsen burner at its base. Stuff that thing full of crabs and boil those bastards. The more margaritas consumed during this process the better. If there are no injuries, the event is considered a failure.
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big family food stories are the best
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
what’s funny is that you’re the only one who admits it!
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Sacramento is just fine! Even the weather has been good for the last few days.
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i knew you’d be trolling this subject
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
IT’S JUST FINE DARNIT! There’s a river and everything.
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Sacramento is boring IMO
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Psshh, midtown, downtown? It’s not massive, but there’s plenty of fine things to do. And the river is a wonderful walk this time of year. Between here and Folsom, there are a half dozen parks and plenty of people to chat with. It’s not laughably easy to find things to do (as in SF), but there’s more than enough stuff around. There’s second Saturday if you’re into art… I could go on.
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Old Town!
You can drink yourself stupid for zero bucks if you hit up the right wine outlets.
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Not yet old enough to drink (legally)
But yeah I’m not into 2nd Saturday… I guess sacto isn’t bad but I just prefer a big city
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by Gobroks on Mar 16, 2010 10:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Ah
Well, there are still plenty of outdoor things to do. It has been a spell since my teenage years, so I won’t be of much help to you. Spent most of my time taking walks and writing. I won’t say that it’s better than SF because that’s foolish, but even for a young lad, there were avenues. Could be tricky if you don’t have a car and aren’t into sports/nature.
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Achewood
Can’t say as I do, though I have been pointed in its direction any number of times. One day I’ll sit down and power through it.
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Ah, the way you phrased one of your sentences above reminded me of how a character in Achewood speaks.
by Into the Void on Mar 17, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
My best friend thinks Achewood is the greatest thing in the world. Tell me which character so I can pass it along to him and receive my deserved insults. It’s only right.
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The phrase “It has been a spell since my teenage years, so I won’t be of much help to you.” reminded me of the Cornelius character.
by Into the Void on Mar 17, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
“Being as good as San Francisco” is a horribly unfair benchmark.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
no kidding
Sacramento is better than Buffalo, NY or Gary Indiana.
If we could aspire to being as good as Portland, OR or Austin, TX, we’d be solid.
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I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep they are great
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Was it a good one?
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 16, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
And did you have orange soda with it?
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 16, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a two-for-one burger coupon at The Counter. It’s just me, though—should I buy two and save one? sounds kinda gross, though, leftover burger.
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
any fav’s?
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I’m a big fan of red peppers + the garlic aoili on my burger. Delicious Mediterranean style ftw. You?
haven’t had a burger there yet, just the onion strings (not a fan—needz moar onion). it’s a little weird, they have 1/3lb and 2/3lb, but not 1/2, which would be ideal I would think. Roasted Green Chili’s look good—I see Chipotle Aioli, looks like something I’d like. Honey cured bacon, yum. Lot’s of different cheeses, too.
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
meh… it’s great, plus with sweet potato fries… HOWEVER it is expensive… i’m more of a fan of Georges burgers in Walnut Creek, been going there for over 15 years… know the cook and it’s just an awesome place
haven’t been to George’s, but my long-time local friends don’t like it. The Counter is somewhat pricey, but that’s the marketing plan for the place, which seems to be very much about the marketing—just plug in whatever food product.
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It was quite good
but I had green powerade with it
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I’m surprised no one got the Good Burger reference there.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 16, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
no, but orange reminds me of Rusty Staub, if that’s any consolation…
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Never seen it
that’s probably why
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Burger. Hilarious.
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by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 16, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You were crawling around in Grant’s sewers.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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Needed maintenance.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Chili Dogs!
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Sushi and sashimi
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Not only did I read the season preview
I also quoted it on another blog (royalsreview if you care)
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Royalsreview. Hilarious.
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by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 16, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah those guys are pretty funny
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And to think you call yourself a McCovenite.
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Bengie! You get Bryce Harper in the next draft that way
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by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 16, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
161-1!
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by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
put Buster at 1B
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pokemon
should i use wooper or slowpoke????
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Does he get good tv reception?
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by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Sloooooooow…
…
…
Yawn?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
WOOPER
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Man I hate slowpoke. I don’t know why. I just never ever ever liked that one
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by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 16, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Mike Napoli makes a pretty decent fantasy starting catcher and can be drafted late.
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U R 5
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 16, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh
From Schulman’s article on sfgate:
The Indians picked a great day for an on-field ceremony to honor their Double-A Akron, Ohio, team for winning the 2009 Eastern League title. Among the honorees was pitcher Scott Barnes, whom the Giants sent to Cleveland for Ryan Garko. Barnes helped pitch Akron over the Giants’ Connecticut team in the finals.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 16, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, I bet they’d keep Barr around even if Sabes left.
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The only way Sabean leaves is if he resigns. I doubt he is ever fired.
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come on now
I’m sure he had a lot of other offers before he took the extension from the Giants, and I’m sure all kinds of teams are all kinds of interested in stealing him.
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by natteringnabob on Mar 17, 2010 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions
That would be nice
A certain semi sober ghost would love to keep John Barr (sp? right name?) around. I like his drafts. I like having hitters of hope
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by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe Barr is the next GM
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t mind that, but I would like to see him focus on the minor leagues overall.
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by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t mean to reply to myself too often, but a competent GM along with Barr would be fantastic.
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by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 16, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Just downloaded the album Hospice by the Antlers. Fantastic. Anyone have any other suggestions?
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by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
His first two albums – Uprooted and In the Attic of the Universe – are really good too! The Sigur Ros frontman is also releasing a solo album this year and though it’s not officially out yet, it has leaked and it’s fantastic (and completely different in mood from Hospice!)
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I’m trying real hard to only buy albums, but I really like sigur ros. I’ll have to check out the Antlers’ first two albums though. I’m really just waiting for the Band of Horses’ new album; their first two albums are my favorite albums to listen to
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by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, well, definitely pick it up when it comes out (Jonsi – Go)
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I’ll keep an eye out for it. 2010 is looking to be a great year in music, with the Fleet Foxes supposedly coming out with a new album, along with Band of Horses and a few other bands like Panda Bear. I was a bit disappointed by Yeasayer’s new cd but I’m still digging the song Ambling Alp
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by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
stuff I've liked so far this year
Joanna Newsom, Johnny Cash, Besnard Lakes, Basia Bulat, Charlotte Gainsbourg, The Magnetic Fields, Midlake.
Stuff that’s not out yet but I’m looking forward to: Broken Social Scene, The New Pornographers, She & Him, Plants and Animals, Stars.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I was shocked too, but it’s very good. You can just take it one disc at a time – she’s changed her singing style a bit, so if the warbling on Ys was annoying, it’s mostly gone.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I really loved Ys, so I can’t really tell you what you’d think of Have One On Me if you didn’t like Ys!
But so far, it’s my favorite album of the year.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I love that Besnard Lakes album. I just listened to The Morning Benders new album yesterday night (yes, I’ll admit, because it got Best New Music from P4k and it sounded interesting) and I really enjoyed it as well.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, I really like it, too. There’s nothing quite so jaw-dropping as “Devastation” from the last album, but I really like “Albatross” and part two of the opening two-parter. I can’t remember the whole name right now ‘cause it’s long.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Honeycomb! They’ve only been together since last year, but they were the opening act at a NoisePop show I went to and I am now hooked.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 17, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I just saw this movie Control about Ian Curtis and the beginnings of Joy Division, so I’m into their music at the moment
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Fantastic movie. I’ve heard that the lead singer of Joy Division is captured very well in the movie, to the point that the other band members were a little creeped out by the movie
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by theghostofjasonellison on Mar 16, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
it was fairly mesmerizing. I would recommend it to music fans, for sure.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez catch got #6 on SportsCenter top 10 plays.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I like Vroom
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else get an email from sfgiants.com telling you to buy tickets for when the Giants visit LAD?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 16, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
Elijah Dukes released
get it done, Giants Braszz.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Yay more outfielders!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 17, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
he can platoon with Posey
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Mar 17, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions

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