Open GameThread, 3/11
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THERE'S ONLY ONE MARCH!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 12:05 PM PST reply actions
LOL BUSTER
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 11, 2010 12:05 PM PST reply actions
this has a chance at being opening day lineup. Minus Fred of course.
Rowand CF
Renteria SS
Sandoval 3B
Huff 1B
DeRosa LF
Molina C
Uribe 2B
Lewis DH
Torres RF
Timmy on the hill.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
fuck me
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Mar 11, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
So where are you, in Minnesota? U want to meet at that giant mall thing?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Mar 11, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
/stabs self
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
LOL BUSTER
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
vomit
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
Whoo, got my iphone gameday app today and am actually listening to the game on my phone. This is awesome.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I am so jealous
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Mar 11, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
It was the best investment. That and Street Fighter IV
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
Is there a speaker or do you need to listen w/headphones?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
There’s a speaker
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Mar 11, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
Syck Byrnes
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
For the kids...
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2010_03_11_seamlb_sfnmlb_1
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
WELCOME TO GAMEDAY 3D!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I'm sorry, that link is all screwed up.
Do you have a better one, with a better result?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 11, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions
2 runs in
5-3 to end the inning
2-0 M’s
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Garko 2 out 2 RBI single.
other then that, ditto.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Definitely not a Giant
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
High.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Mar 11, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
Mariners 2-0 on a Garko single scoring Ichiro and some other dude
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Mar 11, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
Activia
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Mar 11, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
Aaron Rowand, OBP Machine
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Mar 11, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
Ha
“Throw to second base, and Rowand is out by a mile”
How often will we hear that this year?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Twice a week at least?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Mar 11, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
THat was so depressing
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 11, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
“Two down and the bases empty for Pablo Sandoval” is probably going to be heard a lot this season.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 11, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
LOL SABES
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 11, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
“Bork this, you fucking bigheaded douche!” he may or may not have muttered.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Mar 11, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
While propellering his penis wildly.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 11, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
best sentence ending phrase ever.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
The real ending of Northanger Abbey
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Mar 11, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
Needs experimental data.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Mar 11, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
I like to do it while wearing a fancy top hat and coat while walking down a staircase. Real classy like.
by chilibean_3 on Mar 11, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
Gerald Posey would have thrown out at least one
and possibly both of the double stealers.
(Prove he wouldn’t have)
So, Garko’s only getting 500K or something?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
100 million dollar payroll!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 11, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
550K IIRC
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
THat’s the backbreaking 50K right there.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Mar 11, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
We can’t afford that.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Because we needed it for Molina.
Possible uses for your Steven Johnson: 5th starter, long reliever, batboy, go-fer, food taster. Just keep him on the roster!
Hey, towing a ship in for salvage is expensive. Then you have to get the asbestos out …
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Mar 11, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
But if we had offered him arb
wouldn’t it have been more for us?
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
We didn’t have to offer arb, but we didn’t have to alienate him and tried to resign him at a lower rate once he hit free agency.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
grass is green etc…
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 11, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
is this a rhetorical question?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
Does Elmer Fudd have trouble with the letter “R”?
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 11, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
Is Ed, Too Tall Jones, too tall?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
While propellering his penis wildly.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 11, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
Can the person who linked the gameday explain how you found it?
Usually, the gameday icon is right by the score of the game, but I cant find it.
bookmark any gameday, then change the date and teams to the correct ones
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
TIMMY!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
teh awesome
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
no wonder you can show us
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
Engage
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
DeRosa needs to crush a HR right now or his signing is a bust. Calling it now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Buster in LF
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
Why? Why?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Ha, Huff beats it out.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Is he edging off?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Mar 11, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
best shape of his life!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 11, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
It’s not even 1pm yet.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
What just happened, he got 4 balls, and they gave him a free base? Never heard of that rule before.
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
Local rules. It’s not allowed in the city of San Francisco. The Board of Supervisors made a law.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Mar 11, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
Molina steps back out and questions the GITP sign?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Nice call
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 11, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
Nice.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 11, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
Molina follows instructions well
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 11, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
good soldier.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 11, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks Bengie! Couldn’t have a scrub like Buster grounding into DPs like that!
Possible uses for your Steven Johnson: 5th starter, long reliever, batboy, go-fer, food taster. Just keep him on the roster!
But the pitchers will suck with Bengie!!!! Buster can’t call a game/ catch fastballs!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 11, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
without
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 11, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? BEJNJIE WAS BATTING .545 COMING INTO TODAY!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 11, 2010 12:41 PM PST reply actions
he remembered he's Bengie Molina
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
22gigantes is plugging his ears for this broadcast.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
NEGATIVITY!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
"fans"
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 11, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
KNOW IT ALL!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 11, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
Lunch?
Taco Bell
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Mar 11, 2010 12:44 PM PST reply actions
Nothing
They are actually making me work today (all McC posting evidence to the contrary).
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 11, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
Dunno yet. Do I heat the Costco chicken or do I make some pasta?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Mar 11, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
Round Table Supreme
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
Hot Pockets
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Just got home so probably a TJ salad. Traffic was not good.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I don’t want to know what a Tijuana Salad is.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Knowing what it is is actually not as bad as tossing it!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 11, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
Where’s the meat? Where’s the tortilla?
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
I’ve heard that black beans mixed with corn can act as a meat substitute. Also, the gf doesn’t eat gluten so no flour tortillas.
I diced up onions, a jalapeno, and some garlic for flavoring but really it needed a lot of salsa. Overall I would say it was a success.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
I’ve heard that black beans mixed with corn can act as a meat substitute.
Sorry, I don’t speak crazy.
What about corn tortillas?
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
trufax
Morningstar Black Bean Burgers are really good.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Jack in the Box
2 Tacos & a Jr Bacon Cheeseburger
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
I do not understand how people find the jack in the box tacos edible.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
+1
I finally had one on my recent trip to oregon. They weren’t as bad as I would have thought but no way I’d want another one
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I believe I am the only person who has ever eaten their “Taco Nachos” while sober.
Mark DeRosa: the rare utility player who can provide some utility.
Wendy’s: Jr Bacon Cheeseburger & a small chili (had yesterday)
Taco Bell: Taco & Bean Burrito
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Wendy's chili and a baked potato.
2x sour cream. 2x butter.
When I die it will be with a wet, squishy sound from within my chest cavity.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 11, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions
New Shrimp Tacos are Bueno.
Just don’t get them with that crappy mayo-based sauce. get em fresco style.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Really?
I saw the commercial and thought they looked awful. They’re good huh?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Italian Chicken and Portobello sandwich
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 11, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
Ham & Cheese sandwich & a pear
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Wow, heard that foul ball.
Possible uses for your Steven Johnson: 5th starter, long reliever, batboy, go-fer, food taster. Just keep him on the roster!
I think we need to get a group to Scottsdale and sit in front of Greenwald to supply between inning commentaries
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
While propelling our pene wildly
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 11, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
Mmm penne.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Mar 11, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
sounds like dinner…fer someone
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
MCCOVEYCHRONICLES.COM
while propellering your penis
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
widly
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Propellering your scrotum does not have the same ring to it
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
The pene propeller is Bork’s sign for GIDP
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
He must get sore
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Mar 11, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
Then run to second to catch his own throw so it could not be bobbled.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I would think he would at least get off his knees to make the throw.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 11, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
Gerald can throw a runner out while sitting in the lotus position
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
WITH HIS MIND
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Mar 11, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
Bumgarner getting loose.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
by propelling his penis?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Penis propulsion!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 11, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
VROOOOM
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Mar 11, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
Lemme guess. Throwing 82-84 mph.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
OH huff...
did anyone hear the fan in the background talking about huff’s D
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 11, 2010 12:53 PM PST reply actions
GUYS I THINK HUFF MIGHT NOT BE THE ANSWER AT FIRST BASE
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
so now everyone is whining for Ishikawa…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
I’m still whining for Garko.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
huff & garko are the same guy
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
and Garko is part-Alderson
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions
Barnes?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions
Garko ≠ Good Soldier.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
The throw from first to home WAS SHORT?!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Missed the cutoff man!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 11, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
who’s the cuttoff man, the batboy?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 11, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
oh boy.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Mar 11, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
It’s amazing how many throws pull Huff off the bag. I wonder if that’s Rent or Huff…
Possible uses for your Steven Johnson: 5th starter, long reliever, batboy, go-fer, food taster. Just keep him on the roster!
dodge
duck
dip
dive
dodge
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 11, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
Huff is becoming a darkhorse candidate for the annual Giant-that-everyone-hates.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
AUDREY MEADOWS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 11, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
Punky Meadows
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Punky Brewster
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
/walrusman
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 11, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
You should have seen her in 20s.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
She’s still hawt
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions
oh boy. We are never gonna win the Cactus League Championship like this.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Fear not.
He who controls the weather controls the Cactus League.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 11, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions
Okay, Timmy, I know it’s just ST, but please get better, because you’re kind of scaring me.
Possible uses for your Steven Johnson: 5th starter, long reliever, batboy, go-fer, food taster. Just keep him on the roster!
Someone throw him an ounce
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
You’re fuckin’ up the rotation!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
Only half an ounce—had to split it with the sound effects guy.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
“Thanks, Gunny!”
Firesign Theater ref FTW!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 11, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
remember Timmy's Opening Day start last year?
He went on to win the Cy Young. Don’t worry.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Time for our B-Squad to come in and win this game.
I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.
LOL because it's true.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Fielding stats are the only ones that are really indicative of whats going to come IMO
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Silence!
I will believe that Huff is not a bad plan at first and assume that all his misplays were the result of sunspots.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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Bumgarner awesomeness factor:
1 out – o pitches thrown.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
wut happened?
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 11, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
And no one can prove otherwise!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 11, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
How dare you bad mouth Lookout Landing
The good folks at Lookout Landing are nothing but classy and by classy I mean anal retentive.
vr, Xei
LOL
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
they retain things with their anus?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Damn Xei
Came out of no where lol
What’s your take on Seattle’s success in the AL West?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
my guess: Angels
because tradition
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I am picking Seattle. Their 1-2 is amazing, and the lineup has the ability to be crazy good.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
If by crazy good
you mean void of any power then I am with you. :)
1-2 pitching, solid back end of the bullpen and great defense. Nothing else is any good for Seattle.
vr, Xei
Power is not a must to be crazy good.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
but Dustin Ackley
remember him? He was the guy who, around last year’s draft time, got caught with underage girls and cocaine and stuff.
He has lots of power!
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
lol
wut
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 11, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions
San Diego State vs. Colorado State
Round 1 MWC Tourney 2:30 PM
GO AZTECS!!!
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
/spam
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#2 in Fanshots
Lunch thread?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
spam and eggs
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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spam and egg fried rice
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions
there’s actually another aztec fan in the house, right on!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
help state stay great
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
mighty, mighty aztecs
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
Hells yes! Graduated in ‘06. IIRC, there’s a couple other Aztecs lurking around here. Hopefully will be able to find an online video to watch while at work.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
they are one of the tougher feeds to come by
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions
atdhe.net
Be surprised what you can find there.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
BEST SITE IN EXISTENCE
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
no SDSU, though
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
Check it round gametime
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
WOW.
SOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I attended from 78-81 (IIRC)
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
just in time to watch the football program go into the tank
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
Pretty much…I went from 01-06…A lot of people go to school for 6 years…they’re called SDSU Comm majors.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
I ended up at Cal Poly SLO to complete my six year “plan”
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions
the funny thing was, SDSU does not have a strong academic rep, but when I wanted to substitute my one semester chem class for a 2-quarter chem requirement at SLO, I was denied. So, I appealed and provided the notes and book, and SLO approved it without delay.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
Speaking of which
Did you hear about when Neal went yard on Strasburg in AFL?
He actually wanted to laugh when he was circling the bases.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
/shift-A
What’d I miss?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 11, 2010 1:03 PM PST reply actions
Bengie GIDP on command.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
xeifrank
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Mar 11, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions
/front somersaults into wall
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions
but but….VROOOM?!?!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
hey scout, it’s time to come up with some original materialz
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions
Rowand
strikes out on a slider =/
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Mar 11, 2010 1:07 PM PST reply actions
yeah, who saw that comming?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 11, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
Sun
rises in east
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
BUT BAM BAM!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 11, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
probably hitting on pebbles.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Water
is wet, gas, and solid
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions
Pitching to Aaron Rowand is like Wii Sports baseball
Always strike him out with junk off the plate that dives into the dirt
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
HOLD DOWN A AND B!
EVERYONE ALWAYS BITES ON THE SPLITTER!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Only if you press the right buttons
I have hit many dingerz that way because it ends up a fat, slow fastball down he middle if you missed a button
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Mar 11, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions
Rowand might as well go to the plate with a wii remote for all the contact he makes.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 11, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
OT: What's your best Wii Sports baseball rating?
Me: 2260 with my Jesus Christ avatar
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
2210
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
Timmy
UZR: >9000
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions
Large Vegita is Large.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
That's what Bulma said
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
picksells
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Wakamatsu must have given the GITP sign
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
today's Inside Baseball joke
Budweiser is coming out with a new dark beer….
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
HOW DARK IS IT?
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
too dark for you, son
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
it’s called “Bud Black”
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
go aztecs!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
If only they made a green one.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Or a Selig-colored one! Am I doing this right?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
YER KILLING MY THREAD
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
Matt Holliday would have caught it with his genitals.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Matt Holliday would have dropped caught it with his genitals.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
while propellering his penis wildly
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
If this is going to stick, WPHPW would save a lot of typing.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Mar 11, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
Needs more wildly.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
You just don't get this sort of entertaining digression at Az Snakepit.
Or, I suspect, anywhere else in the known universe.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 11, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions
either way, he has a bruise on the palm of his hand
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
Baggs sez Timmy was just trying to work on the breaking ball today.
Mark DeRosa: the rare utility player who can provide some utility.
Timmy in the Locker room
“See Sabes, I told you, I just can’t focus without my pre-game spliff.”
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
Think Dodgers fans will throw bongs at Timmy in lieu of throwing syringes at BLB?
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Too busy moronically batting beach ball around like retarded kittens, instead of paying attention to baseball game. That is if the game is between the 3rd and 7th inning, otherwise no one is in the stands.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 11, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
Or if they're still in the stands they're not gutshot.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 11, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions
yes it was
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
doobie
that’s Tim’s dealio
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions
LOL Twins for re-signing Nathan instead of Santana.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
yeah, sucks for them for not realizing 2 years later he would go down with an injury.
(Santana was injured last year)
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Santana still had a fine year last year. And locking over-30 relievers up to long-term deals never works out.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
SABEZ WUZ RITE!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, Giants getting on top of that trade
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
Still waiting for that DeRosa homerun.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Is that good enough?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
DeRosa starts the ribeye fest.
Molina…well, just listen.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Molina:
“Where are those ribeye steaks you promised?”
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
Garko’s Gameday photo looks so happy.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Probably why the Giants’ management hated him. Gamers shouldn’t be happy looking.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
PRobably because he lacks a goatee.
All gamers have goatees.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Sanchez
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Mar 11, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
Huff.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Yes
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
Cain
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Mar 11, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
I'll join this line
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Sounds of spring:
“Miller Light, Anchor Steam!”
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
DId he say
“Oriental players hacking at slop nightly?”
or
“Wendell Kim’s head is full of oatmeal”
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Sorry
That should have been, "Wendell Kim’s brain has turned into Cream of Wheat"
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
LOL Buster.
Eli back in.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Buster needs to work on his receiving skills.
He’s catching bullpen.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Noonan with the trick play.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Coke-dealer sighting!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Dustin Ackley’s in the game.
That and my window overlooks Clarion Alley.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
also… what’s up everybody? how’re your days going?
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Steak and asparagus?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 11, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions
Asparagus is no way to evaluate a hitter!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
can’t go to right with asparagus—not woody enough
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions
DeRosa gets them. At the Acme Chophouse.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Not any more.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
oh yeah they changed the name didn’t they. what is it now?
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
I liked that place, but it was way expensive
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD! Allow Goofus to show you
by greatgiantfan on Mar 11, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
Two places: Public (not pubic) House and Mijita
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Pubic house is where one goes after the game
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Fairley sighting.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
"his throw to Posey at first"
gets me every time.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Woo Runzler!
Possible uses for your Steven Johnson: 5th starter, long reliever, batboy, go-fer, food taster. Just keep him on the roster!
Silly Dodger fan in the stands.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
During “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” he yelled “root root root for the DAW-JERS!”
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
That's his forhead.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Doug Greenwald < Hank Greenwald
But
D. Greenwald > Chip Carey
and
D. Greenwald > Joe Buck
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
How about:
* > Chip Carey
and
* > Joe Buck
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
- anyone with lungs
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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sill autoformat.
*= anyone with lungs
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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I can't even compose a tought
that could accurately proffer my hatred of Joe Buck.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Dianne Rhem?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Uh - uh.
She’d seriously drag it out…it’d be like the tied All Star game…“Game called on account of Rhem”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Mar 11, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions
The real question is who is worse, Chip Carey or Joe Buck?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 11, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
I think Carey is technically worse, but Buck is more annoying.
by Into the Void on Mar 11, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
This.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
A viscous circle of fail.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Mar 11, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions
R & R
Runzler and Romo owning hitters and throwing strikes so far this spring.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
This is good.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
ee zee quil and ryan rolling er.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
quiet broadcast is quiet.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
TIm Lincecum is getting tired of people questioning his size. “It used to motivate me. Now it’s `Get over it. Watch the game.’”
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
ahahahaha awesome.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Ahahah, I love Tim.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 11, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
STFD
Possible uses for your Steven Johnson: 5th starter, long reliever, batboy, go-fer, food taster. Just keep him on the roster!
THATS MY BOY!!!!!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
STFD AGAIN
Possible uses for your Steven Johnson: 5th starter, long reliever, batboy, go-fer, food taster. Just keep him on the roster!
and again. AND AGAIN!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Well that is that.
there goes the season.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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We were in this...
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
It's Magic inside.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Baggs:
I can confirm Madison Bumgarner’s velocity topped out at 89 mph. Some 84s and 85s in his second inning. He walked four of 11 batters. Ouch.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.
No es Bueno.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I don't care about the results
But the Velo is bad.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I just had hopes the time off would have given him the rest he needed and we might see a FB around 92-93.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
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