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OT: Classics Video Games

I originally heard about this on NPR's "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me"  this morning.

Apparently Electronic Arts is coming out with a video game version of Dante's Inferno.

Nine levels of Hell...nine levels of game play...

Of course the NPR folks couldn't let it go at that and wondered if this would spawn a new trend in video games based on classic literature.  There were about 12 suggestions rattled off, and I could only remember a few (I was driving at the time)

Don Quixote Kong

A Thousand Years of Solitaire

War and Peace, but mostly War

 

I immediately thought of the McCoven and the ginormous list you all'd  be able to generate.

I think I thought of "The PacMan Cometh," but it might be an NPR title I forgot I heard.

I'm looking forward to reading all of your ideas.

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There already are a bunch of games based on classic literature.

Alice in Wonderland games.
Many Sherlock Holmes games.
LOTR games.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Video_games_based_on_books

by positiveuphemism on Feb 7, 2010 12:32 PM PST reply actions  

I was just trying to find that the other day!

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by jcb9 on Feb 7, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I think EA had to take that level out ’cause it featured too many disturbing images.

by Wazl on Feb 10, 2010 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Oedipus Rex

A mystery/puzzle game in the Whodunit fashion with a bizarre twist – if you solve the mystery, you lose.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 7, 2010 1:10 PM PST reply actions  

Also: There are raptors.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 8, 2010 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Super Karamazov Bros.

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 7, 2010 1:14 PM PST reply actions  

I like this one.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Feb 7, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Animal Farmville.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Feb 7, 2010 1:39 PM PST reply actions  

The (Body) Count of Monte Cristo

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

by atxgiantsfan on Feb 7, 2010 1:39 PM PST reply actions  

The Little Prince of Persia.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Feb 7, 2010 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

I would place this.

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by Natto on Feb 7, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Play too!

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by Natto on Feb 7, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Prince of Persia FTW!

The original is my favorite game ever.

by goGSW24 on Feb 7, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that game was a lot of fun

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by Giant among Angels on Feb 7, 2010 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know… any video game starring Jake Gyllenhal seems a little silly to me.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 8, 2010 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Dante's Inferno

looks really fun. The demo’s nice.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Feb 7, 2010 2:03 PM PST reply actions  

Crime Lords and Punishment

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Feb 7, 2010 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

Portrait of the Artist as a First-Person Shooter

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Feb 7, 2010 3:16 PM PST reply actions  

Go Kill It On the Mountain
Invincible Man
SimCity of God
The Legend of Zelda Fitzgerald

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by jcb9 on Feb 7, 2010 3:23 PM PST reply actions  

That reminds me… one of the NPR ones was
A Tale of Two Sim Cities

by Merope on Feb 7, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like there was a Photoshop Phriday based on this theme

Catcher in the Rygar

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by Natto on Feb 7, 2010 3:41 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Well done!!! Somewhat obscure game choice that I used to love back in the day.

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Feb 7, 2010 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Jane Air Combat

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by j14 on Feb 7, 2010 3:43 PM PST reply actions  

Clever bastards. You are all clever bastards.

by non sequitur on Feb 7, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I declare this the winner.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 7, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh! The Places We’ll Go-Kart 64

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by Natto on Feb 7, 2010 3:45 PM PST reply actions  

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Tycoon

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by j14 on Feb 7, 2010 3:59 PM PST reply actions  

Pokemon in the Iron Mask

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by j14 on Feb 7, 2010 4:06 PM PST reply actions  

The Sound and the Fireball

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 7, 2010 4:08 PM PST reply actions  

Alternatively

The Sound and the Furious

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 7, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

A Farewell to Armageddon

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 7, 2010 4:14 PM PST reply actions  

Super Smash Brothers Grimm Fairy Tales

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by j14 on Feb 7, 2010 4:16 PM PST reply actions  

Not a particularly creative title...

But I like the idea. I’d play that game in a heartbeat.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 7, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Brave New World of Warcraft

Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Feb 7, 2010 7:16 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Even though the game itself is based on a book

Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Characters in Search of an Author

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 7, 2010 7:37 PM PST reply actions  

The Prisoner of Zelda

by Merope on Feb 7, 2010 7:53 PM PST reply actions  

My favorite

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 7, 2010 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Feb 8, 2010 2:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Well done. I’ll rec it.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 8, 2010 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably the best one.

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 8, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

The Wealth of Zombie Nations?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 7, 2010 8:04 PM PST reply actions  

Tender is the Night of the Living Dead

by imovermyhead on Feb 7, 2010 8:19 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Cry, the Beloved Donkey Kong Country

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...-----RIP, MY SON

by rotorueter on Feb 7, 2010 8:21 PM PST reply actions  

win

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by j14 on Feb 7, 2010 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Double awesome.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Feb 8, 2010 2:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Alternatively

Devil May Cry, the Beloved Country.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Feb 8, 2010 2:40 AM PST up reply actions  

This is beautiful.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...-----RIP, MY SON

by rotorueter on Feb 8, 2010 6:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Call of the Wild Duty

Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Feb 7, 2010 8:25 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

This one is underrated.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 8, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Hehe

Doody.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 8, 2010 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

needs moar recs

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Feb 7, 2010 8:28 PM PST reply actions  

Works and Days of the Tentacle

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Feb 7, 2010 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

Gravity’s Rainbow Six

by imovermyhead on Feb 7, 2010 8:56 PM PST reply actions  

Dr. Mario

Oh, wait….

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Feb 7, 2010 9:12 PM PST reply actions  

Galaxian of Green Gables

Congo Bongo Tell It On The Mountain

The Jungle Hunt

Pitfall of the House of Usher

In The Mouth of Marble Madness

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by TMOX on Feb 7, 2010 9:12 PM PST reply actions  

The last two made me LOL

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 7, 2010 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The other NPR ones

Pacman and the Sea
Grand Theft Odyssey
Pride and Extreme Prejudice
Love in the time of Tetris

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Feb 7, 2010 9:23 PM PST reply actions  

Kingdom Heart(s) of Darkness

by goGSW24 on Feb 7, 2010 9:52 PM PST reply actions  

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaga

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by Natto on Feb 7, 2010 10:00 PM PST reply actions  

StarTropics of Cancer

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 7, 2010 11:00 PM PST reply actions  

AROUSED

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 8, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

The Adventures of Augie March Madness ’10

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 7, 2010 11:01 PM PST reply actions  

I recently saw concept art for an Oliver Twist game that EA was planning a while back. The project was scrapped, but still, it’s an interesting idea

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Feb 8, 2010 12:02 AM PST reply actions  

Othalo.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Feb 8, 2010 1:04 AM PST reply actions  

Simple, yet very effective.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...-----RIP, MY SON

by rotorueter on Feb 8, 2010 6:27 AM PST up reply actions  

American Gods of War

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Feb 8, 2010 5:17 AM PST reply actions  

The GoldenEye Compass

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Feb 8, 2010 5:21 AM PST reply actions  

The Prince of Persia and the Pauper

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Feb 8, 2010 5:29 AM PST reply actions  

if you did one based on both a book and a movie

I Know Why the Caged Fury Sings

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by jcb9 on Feb 8, 2010 7:42 AM PST reply actions  

WCW presents Slaughter House V

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Feb 8, 2010 7:55 AM PST reply actions  

Catch ’22

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 8, 2010 8:06 AM PST reply actions  

My friend and I were actually joking about a Grapes of Wrath game last night.

You don’t even have to change the title. Just downplay the grapes and increase the wrath. It’s the perfect game!

Although our joking went like this:

Level One: Escape the Dust Bowl
Level Two: Wrath!
Level Three: Grapes

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 8, 2010 8:26 AM PST reply actions  

Heart of Darkness

would make a good game as well.

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by zenbitz on Feb 8, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

This one's kinda cheap

A Tale of Street Fighter Two Cities

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...-----RIP, MY SON

by rotorueter on Feb 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST reply actions  

ALPHA

TURBO!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 8, 2010 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Hardly great literature, but...

Dr. Mario’s Mandolin

Heh, the movie was directed by John Madden. Aw, they’re remaking My Fair Lady?! What the fuck!

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 8, 2010 9:34 AM PST reply actions  

Feynman’s Rainbow Six

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 8, 2010 9:37 AM PST reply actions  

To Murder, Death, Kill a Mockingbird.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Feb 8, 2010 10:31 AM PST reply actions  

It's been done

Richard and Alan’s Escape from Hell

We loved this game in college! Wow… it’s way more obscure than I thought… doesn’t even have a wikipedia page!

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development

by zenbitz on Feb 8, 2010 10:31 AM PST reply actions  

no one remembers this one?

Tragic.

(and get off my lawn)

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by zenbitz on Feb 9, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

To Kill a Mockingbird II: Radley’s Revenge
The Illist-iad
Aeneid/Sea Battle
The Jungle with Cooking Mama
Sesame Street Learning Game: M is for Murder

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Feb 8, 2010 11:04 AM PST reply actions  

should have read the thread first

by microwave donut on Feb 8, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Uncle Tom’s House of Horrors

by microwave donut on Feb 8, 2010 11:54 AM PST reply actions  

Love In The Time of Carnage

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Feb 8, 2010 12:01 PM PST reply actions  

Starring Ted Bundy

This could actually be a good game. Or a horrible game. A horribly good game.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 8, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Would a video game with a serial killer protagonist be a worthwhile experience? You have to do the whole stalking thing, gaining their trust, and then murdering violently. You could even coin your own modus operandi. Maybe it would have to be a Dexter kind of thing, just to keep the critics at bay.

I’m a bad person for even imagining this. Still, in a society where Saw is in its seventeenth iteration…

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 8, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Or you could just play GTA 3

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Feb 8, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

For me, GTA was all about speeding. The thieving and murder was secondary.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 8, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

People already play hitmen, assassins, and gangsters deliberately robbing and murdering in games. Doesn’t seem too different.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 8, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

God of War was pretty amoral, but Greek myths were pretty savage on their own accord, so I guess it’s explicable.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 8, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Hitman?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 8, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I seem to remember that in Hitman, all your hits were justified in some elaborate manner.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 8, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

bloody comma splice

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 8, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but it’s still killing people, and a lot of murdering at that.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 8, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

but you were penalized for killing indiscriminately! And that’s just wrong. What I want is the stalking and murder without the moral justification. Is that so wrong?

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 8, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it’s not wrong!

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 8, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Manhunt?

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by Natto on Feb 8, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Rockstar is kinda disturbing.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 8, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

But they’re MATURE!

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by Natto on Feb 8, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Rockstar did make a table tennis game.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 9, 2010 1:22 AM PST up reply actions  

This could also be a Spiderman story arc.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 8, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It would probably be better than whatever the actual comic is doing now.

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by Natto on Feb 8, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

In the world where all classic comics are being translated to screen, is it ironic that most of those watching the films don’t bother to buy the books themselves?

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 8, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Blood Falling on Cedars

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Feb 8, 2010 12:07 PM PST reply actions  

You’re just coming up with names for bad murder mysteries at this point.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 8, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

If that's the game...

Strychnine in the Soup

or

Strychnine in the Guacamole

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 8, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Plutarch’s Half-Lives

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 8, 2010 12:08 PM PST reply actions  

Matthew, Mark and Luke’s Bogus Journey.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Feb 8, 2010 1:44 PM PST reply actions  

I got to check out Dante’s Inferno behind the scenes at EA last year while they were still working on it, I did camera work for this show http://crackle.com/c/Jace_Hall/Katee_Sackhoff_Dante_s_Inferno/2453907 (Dante’s stuff is at 4:40) it looked pretty awesome

Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.

by jordanovich on Feb 8, 2010 3:04 PM PST reply actions  

finiliad fantasy

Les Plack = more chicks
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.

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Portrait of the Artist as a Young Mega Man
Mother 2-less Brooklyn
Gravity’s Rainbow Six
Grimm Fandango’s Fairytales
The Falloutsiders / Fallout Stealing Horses

by grape on Feb 8, 2010 5:49 PM PST reply actions  

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Mega Man

Win.

WHY IS BENGIE?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 9, 2010 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Featuring such bosses as:
Ennui Man
Shame Man
Unionist Man
Awkward Experience with a Prostitute Man

by grape on Feb 9, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget Moo Man.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 9, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s NBA Courtside

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by Natto on Feb 8, 2010 5:59 PM PST reply actions  

nice

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Feb 9, 2010 6:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Barkley: Shut Up and Jam, Gaiden

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 8, 2010 6:04 PM PST reply actions  

Hey, that’s an actual game!

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by Natto on Feb 8, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

It should be a book, too.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 8, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The Love Song of J. Alfred Turok

by InTimmyWeTrust on Feb 8, 2010 9:43 PM PST reply actions  

Their Eyes Were Watching God of War

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 8, 2010 11:08 PM PST reply actions  

We Have Always Lived in a Castle Crashers

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Feb 9, 2010 8:19 AM PST reply actions  

HALOrd of the Rings
a combination of the two? aragorn as the arbiter? gandalf as sgt johnson?
orcrist is a shotgun and glamdring is the sniper rifle and sting is the needler…ok, imma shut up with this now, im nerding myself to death

Les Plack = more chicks
Yahoo FFL champ 2009
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.
Chose the Saints and the under to win my bet with my gf...i'm on a roll.

by Headhunter Rollins on Feb 9, 2010 12:05 PM PST reply actions  

along the same lines

HALO and the purple crayon.

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Feb 9, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesnt seem to be online anymore, but a few months ago in GameDeveloper mag there was a satire piece with a producer doing an “interview” about how kick ass his companies new game “Madame Bovary” was. Complete with chainsaws, zombies, sex, and suicide pacts. It was pretty damn funny (especially if you are in the industry)

Timmy thats not a bong....

by Heffe22 on Feb 9, 2010 12:10 PM PST reply actions  

World of Warcraft and Peace?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Feb 10, 2010 12:49 PM PST reply actions  

I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings Karaoke

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Feb 15, 2010 1:32 AM PST reply actions  

Legends of the Fallout 3

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Feb 15, 2010 1:36 AM PST reply actions  

Off topic

But best video game quote ever- “Will you take the Rocket Launcher?” from Resident Evil

by mattmonay on Feb 19, 2010 10:37 AM PST reply actions  

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