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Top 30 Prospects, Part II: 21-25

Pitchers, pitchers, pitchers. It's like a Mötley Crüe song for nerds.

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25. Craig Clark - LHP

If this system were Esteves-thin, Clark would be a more visible prospect. He’s had excellent walk rates, and his strikeout rates are a little above average. In a thin system, Clark would also have been promoted aggressively. When he pitched well in Salem-Kaizer right out of college, he probably should have started the next season in San Jose. If he did well in San Jose, he probably should have been moved up to AA, with a chance at a midseason promotion to AAA.

As is, one of the biggest marks against Clark is that he was older than a lot of his peers in the California League, which isn’t entirely fair to him. Another mark is that he shows definite platoon splits: righties hit him much better than lefties, which means his future is probably in the bullpen. That’s not a terrible thing, though. Clark throws a little harder than you might think -- he’s more of a high-80s/touching-90 guy than a Rueterian soft tosser, and a permanent move to the bullpen could add a little more to his fastball.

It’s not a bad idea to keep him as a starter while he’s still successful. But if the Giants are contending this season, and if either Jeremy Affeldt or Dan Runzler are hurt or ineffective, it wouldn’t be craziness to see Clark start a LOOGY career early.

 

24. Jason Stoffel - RHP

Guys like Stoffel need an acronym. Uh, let’s see, how about "First Rounder Once; Dropped Off?" Then we can say things like, "Yeah, Brian Wilson was a FRODO because he needed Tommy John surgery, but I’m glad the Giants took a chance on him."

No? Fine. But you don’t have to be so rude about it. You get the point, at least. Stoffel was once considered a Huston Street/Chad Cordero type -- a college closer that a team would take in the first round and put on the major league roster after 25 minor league innings. He struggled a little bit in his last season at the University of Arizona, though, and he dropped to the fourth round. He looked like mighty nice in his short introduction to pro ball. He’s on the list mostly because he’s a FRODO.

 

23. Waldis Joaquin - RHP

Ah, the anti-Clark. Right-handed, throws a bazillion miles per hour, and doesn’t have especially impressive K/BB ratios. When deciding between two prospects like Joaquin and Clark, always go with the bazillion miles guy. Joaquin is the kind of pitcher who moves the grip on his slider over an eighth of an inch and makes $4M in arbitration four years later. That sort of dramatic improvement isn’t likely, mind you, but every season a couple of bazillion-miles-per-hour pitchers in professional baseball make a small adjustment and become late-inning forces in the majors.

Until then, Joaquin really doesn’t strike out a lot of guys, and his control is wonky. He’s just as likely to be off the list entirely next year as he is a late-inning regular.

 

22. Matt Graham - RHP

Hey, a FRODO! He hasn’t thrown a pitch in professional baseball yet, but watch the video that’s linked up there. The first pitch of the video explains why he was considered a possible first-rounder, why the Giants gave up a little extra scratch to keep him from going to North Carolina, and why he’s already one of the Giants better right-handed pitching prospects. Big dude. Throws hard with movement when his delivery is right. Okay, I’m sold after a single pitch.

The reason he slipped out of the first round, though, is that he wasn’t always throwing that hard. He’s raw even by high school pitcher standards. Graham will be given every chance to develop into a dominant starter, and that’s why he’s above a guy like Joaquin, who has a much, much, much better chance of being on a baseball card. Joaquin is a package of Hostess Cupcakes. Graham is a bunch of gourmet cake ingredients and a cookbook in the hands of a dude who has never stepped into a kitchen. I can cross my fingers and wait.

 

21. Jose Casilla - RHP

Throws hard. Successful at a young age in a short-season league. Sounds nice, but why would he rank over players who have already cracked the major league roster?

Crazy sink. There isn’t a lot of performance data to go on, but his career 68.8% groundball rate is very nice. Every organization has a bunch of live-armed youngsters trying to learn how to pitch; guys with a sinker like Casilla’s aren’t nearly as common. He’s the second-highest reliever on the list, and I’m scared I’m ranking him way too low.

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FRODO!!!

I hope that catches on….

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Feb 5, 2010 11:47 AM PST reply actions  

FRODO doesn’t make sense. Frodo was trying to get rid of a ring. These guys are all trying to get rings. Your literary reference is problematic.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2010 11:51 AM PST reply actions  

Considering how much marital infidelity goes on on the road for ballplayers, maybe they ARE trying to get rid of a ring.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

However, Frodo was also working for a dumpy old man who really had no idea what the fuck was going on, and took a break every 45 minutes or so for a meal. Not unlike our front office.

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Feb 5, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

FUCK WORK LETS LEMBAS BREAD

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...-----RIP, MY SON

by rotorueter on Feb 5, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

FUCK WORK LET’S SIGN A 35 YEAR OLD RELIEVER WHO WAS GOOD 8 YEARS AGO! YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Feb 5, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Slowly put on the glasses.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Feb 5, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Gollum and Bruce Bochy have a certain resemblance, too.

Pablo = Gimli
Posey = Legolas

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but I’m pretty sure that you have to make them all Acronyms in order to fit the model.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Great Infielder, Lovable Offense.
Lofty Expectations, Great Offense, Likely All Star

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

dammit, I fucked up GIMLI

Great Infielder, Momentous, Lovable Offense

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

that's still GIMLO.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Feb 5, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

um, wow.

I suck.

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Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

we’re going to have to run with this. PHOTOSHOPPERS, START YOUR ENGINES!!!!

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Feb 5, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Rowand = Boromir

Seemed like he would add to the group’s dynamic but his usefulness is cut short early in the story.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Feb 5, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That actually spells SLHWATTGDBHUICSETS

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, spanish for Boromir.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Feb 5, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Feb 5, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Made that in class several months ago after Sabes’ fellowship comment

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Feb 5, 2010 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Your literary movie reference is problematic.

Fixed that for you.

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 5, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s actually what I wrote at first, and then I thought, “wait a minute…..”

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

it wuz a buk?

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Feb 6, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

That IS a crazy sink!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...-----RIP, MY SON

by rotorueter on Feb 5, 2010 11:52 AM PST reply actions  

/moves Casilla up three spots

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 5, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

At first glance, I thought it was a crazy urinal, and wondered how a Moises Alou reference was going to fit in.

Love the FRODO acronym!

by out machine on Feb 5, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Crazy sink.

Scott Munter.

/finds more parties to poop on.

Disfrute Los Gigantes every day at www.leftymalo.com

by leftymalo on Feb 5, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Bowling ball sinker!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Feb 5, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Waldis will never be heard from again following this season.

WHY IS BENGIE?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 5, 2010 11:53 AM PST reply actions  

Lars will never be heard from again following this comment.
(Yes, I’m with the Russian mob.)

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Feb 5, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha!

Here I am being heard from again following that previous comment!

WHY IS BENGIE?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 5, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh goodness. My head is hung in shameyness and such things.

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Feb 5, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

heh…hung

WHY IS BENGIE?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 5, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

There he is getting ready to throw his 904th consecutive fastball.

WHY IS BENGIE?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 5, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, we ranked Stoffel over Graham in the community list? I guess I can see it, but I need someone explain that clearly to me.

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Feb 5, 2010 11:59 AM PST reply actions  

It’s a question of upside vs. path to the majors, I suppose. Folks seem to think Stoffel can contribute soon.

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by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Also: one awesome urinal.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve always wanted a combination bidet-waterslide.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Feb 5, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I thought it was at first. Then I scrollled down a bit more to see it just emptied on to the ground. A quick WTF? then OH!

by chilibean_3 on Feb 5, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

non-conformist sink is non-conformist

Timmy thats not a bong....

by Heffe22 on Feb 5, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it clearly empties into a hole in the ground. It’s totally a urinal.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It toughens up your toes.

Cos’, you know, it’s hard to pee on your feet until you’re around fifty.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Feb 5, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

On topic spam-link!

http://www.baycityball.com/2009/10/11/young-arms/

Some PFX numbers on Waldis. Waldis throws a crazy fast 2-seamer that was pounded into the dirt (SSS) last season. He’s never shown a HUGE tendency for groundballs in the minors, but everything about his 2-seamer (speed, break) looks like it should net him more groundballs. I think he’s interesting-ish.

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by xanthan on Feb 5, 2010 12:06 PM PST reply actions  

He has a pretty cool name, too.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

SPYWARE

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Feb 5, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

NSFW

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Feb 8, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you!
Until then, Joaquin really doesn’t strike out a lot of guys, and his control is wonky. He’s just as likely to be off the list entirely next year as he is a late-inning regular.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Feb 5, 2010 12:06 PM PST reply actions  

Why, a pitcher in the Giants organization with wonky control? I cannot imagine such a thing!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The Ace Australian featured the boomerang ball!

WHY IS BENGIE?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 5, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Just signed by the Mets!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 5, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=3209355

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He had better walk rates during the time when he was spot starting. Like most relievers, they throw harder out of the bullpen. I wonder if he toned down his velo some in the bullpen and relied on his movement if he would do better with control?

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by xanthan on Feb 5, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

If Righetti teaches Joaquin the killer change-up of doom, that’s going to be a seriously intimidating bullpen.

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Feb 5, 2010 12:08 PM PST reply actions  

Posey Info

From Baggs

Bruce Bochy says B. Posey will work at other positions this spring but still seen as a catcher long term. B. Molina will start fewer games.

From Schulman

Bochy says Posey to AAA is “not etched in stone,” and Posey might play some infield in spring training.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 5, 2010 12:15 PM PST reply actions  

Frowny face.

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by xanthan on Feb 5, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, god.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

/facepalm

Timmy thats not a bong....

by Heffe22 on Feb 5, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't put him in coach

he’s not ready to play, today.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Feb 5, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

VERSATILITY

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Feb 5, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

So ummm this would be on the theory of getting Posey more at bats?

by Merope on Feb 5, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I think its Sabes & Bork's theory

I completely disagree with it though

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by Gobroks on Feb 5, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

If his bat is ready, let him play another position and catch on Molina’s day off (aka Zito starts). Works for me.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Feb 8, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I might end up enjoying this team like I do a bad movie.

by chilibean_3 on Feb 5, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

“And starting at first base: BUSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR POOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEY!”

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by Natto on Feb 5, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll have to express my disgust in acronym.

LOTR:TROTK!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

hypothetical

If Renteria goes down, would you be OK with Posey playing SS or 2b?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 5, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

nO.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

OGC

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by Natto on Feb 5, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

/quietly puzzles over this….

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Gross.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Just for part of a 15 day dl stint or something

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 5, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

/Albert Belle takes out Posey to break up double play

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 5, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Posey does look young enough to be a trick-or-treater.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I just thought of something that's probably a generational divide among fans

Whether or not “Joey Belle” means anything.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Look familiar?

Changing his name to Albert was his way to grow up and control his anger management issues.

Um, yeah.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

/flips off crowd

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Feb 5, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah that really helped didnt it…

Timmy thats not a bong....

by Heffe22 on Feb 5, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

He should have

called himself Drew.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Feb 5, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It made me think of Joey from Blossom.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Feb 5, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

If Renteria goes down, he’ll still play.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

obligatory

TWSS

Timmy thats not a bong....

by Heffe22 on Feb 5, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

no. Two positions that get the most balls hit to them, and you want to throw a guy in there who hasn’t played those positions professionally? Bad, bad idea.

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Feb 5, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

2B yes, SS no. He was specifically moved off SS when he was in college because he and his manager agreed that he didn’t have the lateral quickness to play short at the major league level. Really though if he were going to play infield 3B seems like the obvious choice. He has a cannon for an arm, and there’s less possibility of injury at third.

by taliesin on Feb 5, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

with Panda and Huff though, 3b seems unlikely. Thanks for the SS info though

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by heimy25 on Feb 5, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think Huff can play third anymore. He can barely play first.

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by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I meant Huff is at 1b where he probably has to be, so Panda has to be at 3rd.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 5, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, I see what you mean.

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Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Huff could conceivably stink so bad the first couple months that he just gets buried on the bench or even cut. It wouldn’t be the least bit surprising.

by taliesin on Feb 5, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t he a veteran? If so, it would be surprising.

by speckops on Feb 5, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, the “stinks” part wouldn’t be at all surprising. The “gets benched” part would be surprising, I suppose.

by taliesin on Feb 5, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

More than likely. He looked like crap in Detroit last season. About a half a notch better than Aurillia. He just looked horrible. I assume his stats aren’t very good either

by E Ticket on Feb 5, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Worked for Garko

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by Goofus on Feb 8, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

wilriv would.

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by Natto on Feb 5, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Si

and quite possibly after my next consultation with the Giants and Posey’s agent the team might rightfully agree

by wilriv21 on Feb 5, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Keep advising Wil

Soon the world come to realize what we’ve been saying is true.

And we plead and we pray for a glimmer of day
As the night folds its wings and descends, exposing the loose ends.
Proud adoptive parent of Sergio Romo. Looking forward to adopting Justin Smoak.

by Lyle on Feb 8, 2010 6:40 AM PST up reply actions  

/is not surprised but is disheartened nontheless

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Feb 5, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually wouldn’t have had a big problem with this if they hadn’t signed Uribe. I think it would be fine to use Posey at 2B and 3B to get him some at bats while also giving him a few turns at catcher. If he turns out to be as good of a hitter as we expect, his being able to play an infield position will pay off in his being able to be in the lineup more often, say catching 100 games, playing 2B/3B 40 games.

But with Uribe there, whose roster spot does he take if they don’t send him to Fresno?

by taliesin on Feb 5, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d encourage Posey learning another position so he didn’t have to catch 150 games a season. Not right now, though. He needs to catch every day until Bochy trusts him to do magic catcher things.

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 5, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Well if they didn’t have Uribe he could be the backup catcher and catch one day in five and play some third base or something two or three more days a week, keeping his bat fresh. Then after two or three months when they realized he was just fine behind the plate, he’d be the regular guy.

In the current situation, though, there’s no place for him to play, so he should go to Fresno and catch.

by taliesin on Feb 5, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Endlessly go on about how the guy needs more experience catching and then go out of the way to make sure he gets as little of that as possible.

by Seasick fish on Feb 5, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Ten years from now, fangraphs will do a blog post asking why B. Posey was moved off of C in favor of playing RF or 2B

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by Speedforthewin on Feb 5, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Biggest mystery since Deivi Cruz’s MVP vote.

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by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

So he’s not going to learn to catch major league pitching in the majors or in spring training. Got it.

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by ResDog on Feb 5, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

But I should say: “I don’t believe anything Bruce Bochy tells a reporter.”

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by ResDog on Feb 5, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re just trolling us at this point, right?

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by jponry on Feb 5, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Faceplam

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by 49er16 on Feb 5, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

/RIP Buster Posey Pic

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by scout6 on Feb 5, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

F U Sabochy.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz

The Kids' CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team's CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Feb 5, 2010 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

“This is garbage! GARBAGE!”

McSabey you're losing me

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Feb 6, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

More fun
Bochy: Renteria might bat second until Freddy Sanchez is ready. Also, Bumgarner goes to camp as the fifth starter.
Bruce Bochy says RF “no question” will be the Giants’ biggest battle of the spring. Candidates are Schierholtz, Bowker, Velez.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 5, 2010 12:26 PM PST reply actions  

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

HEY BRIAN DID YOU KNOW THAT WE DON’T HAVE A LEADOFF HITTER SO WAIT NEVERMIND I’LL JUST START VELEZ BECAUSE HE’S FAST

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 5, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Here comes Velez hitting 400 in spring training again to win that job!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 5, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

O HAI BOCH YOU WANT ANOTHER AGING GRITTY VETRANZ HANG ON IZ CALL JERMAIN DYE

Timmy thats not a bong....

by Heffe22 on Feb 5, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Breakdown of the 3 candidates

Schierholtz: Good defensively, which seems to be the priority for “Moneyball” teams
Bowker: Good power hitter which seems to be the most useful for the Giants
Velez: Fast, but can’t utilize his speed but he was good for that week last year.

Also

Bruce Bochy says RF "no question" will be the Giants’ biggest battle of the spring. Candidates are Schierholtz, Bowker, Velez.

LOL FRED

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by Gobroks on Feb 5, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah. So, the team is going to be without it’s #2 hitter to start the season, and there is a fast OF who accrues a high OBP that would fit for the team. Instead, we’re getting Velez

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by Speedforthewin on Feb 5, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I was at the season ticket holder town hall last night and I think Velez said he could steal 60 bases, so I guess even he thinks he will be playing a lot. Also, Bochy’s head is still very large.

It was a good event, though, and will be televised on CSN in the next few weeks, so keep an eye out for it.

by out machine on Feb 5, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, so far he’s stolen 30 bases in a full season’s worth of PA, so that totally makes sense!

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by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

if he gets caught 50 times, he totally could!

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Feb 5, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

No way he make it to 1B 110 times.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Feb 5, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

He could pinch run in 110 games

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by Gobroks on Feb 5, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

No way Molina makes it to 1B 110 times.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Feb 5, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

He wouldn't necessarily PR for Big $

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by Gobroks on Feb 5, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

No way the Giants make it to 1B 110 times.

Except for Panda. But you don’t take him out.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Feb 5, 2010 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Bochy might

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by Gobroks on Feb 5, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

/double switches in 3rd inning

by sfoakbay on Feb 6, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

/double switches in bp

by E Ticket on Feb 6, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s cute that he thinks he’s good at stealing bases.

Anyone know if any of Bowker, Schierholtz, or Velez has an option left? That’s probably going to be relevant in terms of who ends up making the roster.

by taliesin on Feb 5, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Bowker has 1 right?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 5, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Schierholtz definitely doesn’t. I think Bowker has one more. Not sure about Eugenio.

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by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

IDK about Velez either

but if he was DFA’d would anyone claim him?

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by Gobroks on Feb 5, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think someone would.

Also, trying to google whether or not he had options lead me to this stupid Bleacher Report article about how he’s a different player now because he was good for a week: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/229243-does-eugenio-velez-have-a-career-with-giants-it-isnt-impossible

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by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I personally don’t think he’d be claimed, but you never know, somebody claimed Bocock.

by taliesin on Feb 5, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't think of anyone who would want him on their team

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by Gobroks on Feb 5, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

But they now have Juan Pierre

but he does love to trade his prospects.

Beckham for Velez!

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by Gobroks on Feb 5, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Agent Ned would be interested. He learned from the best.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Feb 5, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

True

Velez could replace Juan Pierre

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by Gobroks on Feb 5, 2010 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

he prolly could

if he stole 2nd and 3rd every time he got on base.

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by zenbitz on Feb 5, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I was invited to this event. I did RSVP but it was raining so I decided not to go out.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 5, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

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by nvsfg on Feb 5, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, you may want to keep that one handy for this season. Always reminds me of Benny Hill…

by Merope on Feb 5, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

ATTN: defenders of the DeRosa and Huff signings who said they were okay because they pushed Velez out of the lineup.

I told you so.

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by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I TOLD THEM SO FIRST

by Evan on Feb 5, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

eh, I already expected all that.

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Feb 5, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m surprised at the no uproar of Renteria batting 2nd thing yet

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 5, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

aw, geez, I missed that.

I read it as saying Renteria might PLAY second with Sanchez out.

Fuck me. :(

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by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

nope. I’ve gotten used to MIDDLE INFIELDERS MUST BAT SECOND facet of Bochy and MLB managers in general.

Personally, I feel like Renteria might be able to bounce back a bit at the plate, and he’s one of the few Giants who can take a damn pitch.

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Feb 5, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

best k/bb ratio on the team last year

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by Viliphied on Feb 5, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

/cries

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by scout6 on Feb 5, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh

He’s not really much worse than any of the other candidates, if you believe as they obviously do (or are pretending to believe) that he’ll bounce back. I’d probably choose Derosa, but they think they want his “power” further down in the order.

Hopefully Rent-a-wreck either bounces back to at least his 2008 level or is quickly benched. (I don’t think either is that likely, unfortunately.)

by taliesin on Feb 5, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’d go with DeRosa, but I kinda figured this would happen. VETERAN GRIT!

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by Speedforthewin on Feb 5, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d bat DeRosa leadoff on this team.

by Evan on Feb 5, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, me too.

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by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I was hoping 5th starter would be the biggest battle of the spring.

by chilibean_3 on Feb 5, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS JUST IN: BIG HEAD DOES NOT CORRESPOND TO HIGH INTELLIGENCE.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 5, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually wouldn't hate that move

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by Gobroks on Feb 5, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

When the Mets and the Giants are interested in the same player, watch out.

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by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Headline!

Reyes reinjures quad. Sanchez suffers another setback. Mets-Giants in bidding war for David Eckstein. Rumor that Minaya offering Loretta $10 million to come out of retirement

by E Ticket on Feb 6, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants and Mets in bidding war for Lou Gehrig. Giants reportedly are offering 6 year, $75 million deal.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 6, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

lemme guess, the same members of the Giants medical staff that did the health evaluation of F.Sanchez did the one on Gehrig…

by Merope on Feb 6, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Red Sox team doc suggested that Ruth smoke more, drink more, sleep less, eat more, exercise less, stay out later, and get to the post game spread earlier. Of course this was after he was traded to the Yankees.

by E Ticket on Feb 6, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

They were evaluating him by asking him questions. They said if it hurts say something. Since he didn’t, he was given a clean bill of health.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 6, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Upstairs Hollywood Medical College ftw!!!

by Merope on Feb 6, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

He never misses a game!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Feb 6, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I could get behind that.

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Feb 5, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

loud and clear

 ramirez, kim, persuit of wellemeyer…. madbum is NOT starting the year in the bigs.

by giantdonkey on Feb 5, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Ramirez and Kim don’t even have invites to big league camp

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 5, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

That definitely doesn’t mean he’ll automatically be the 5th starter

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 5, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

no, you're right...

 i’m betting my last dollar that it won’t be madbum though…

by giantdonkey on Feb 5, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, you have a lot more faith in the proposition “Giants management is not that stupid” than I do.

by taliesin on Feb 5, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

They usually don’t put much thought into insurance policies, though. I think they’d be happy to let him start off at AAA.

by Evan on Feb 5, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Those are all probably just insurance policies. Wellemeyer is the only one good enough that you can even think of him as Plan A as a 5th starter.

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Feb 5, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Wellemeyer, maybe.

But the other guys are just organizational depth. Every time makes those kinds of signings every year. Last year we brought in Ramon Ortiz – but that didn’t mean Sanchez didn’t start the season in the rotation.

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by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm ready for Bowkermania!

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by 49er16 on Feb 5, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant, master of understatement
It’s like a Mötley Crüe song for nerds.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Feb 5, 2010 12:28 PM PST reply actions  

Vince: Hey Tommy, check that out man!
Tommy: Where Vince?! Where? Oh…
Tommy: /whistles
Vince: Right there man! Hey baby, you wanna go somewhere?
Tommy: / “sexy” whistle

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by jhiat00 on Feb 5, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

one of the most shocking things of the 21st Century

is not a new Mötley Crüe album (which was as inevitable as a Velez pickoff) …but it’s the fact that one of the songs on it “Saints of Los Angeles” is actually kinda good for a cheesy metal song.

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by zenbitz on Feb 5, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Me

I just learned that Jose Casilla is Santiago Casilla’s brother.

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by Gobroks on Feb 5, 2010 12:32 PM PST reply actions  

Why does the lace on my left shoe always come untied while the lace on my right shoe never does? Is it because I’m overpronating?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2010 12:42 PM PST reply actions  

Howie has shoe splits. Platoon shoe wearer at best. He should switch to sandals.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 5, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Nevermind. I’m getting rid of this comment.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know why I felt compelled to post that at the time.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG! LOL! PWND BY OVERLORD!

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by jhiat00 on Feb 5, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you for this info.

Rec’d because everyone should see this

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 5, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t just drop a bomb like that and then sweep it under the rug. The toothpaste is out of the tube; Howie’s shoes are fucked, and we all know about it.

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 5, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant is modding the mods. But who’s modding the mod modders?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 5, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Llamas

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by Natto on Feb 5, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Night Owl.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you have a validation, boyo?

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 5, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Who’s watching the peeping toms?

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by ResDog on Feb 5, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant said the F word.

That’s just inappropriate.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Feb 5, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t feel like it.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Jerk. I was just helping to reduce the noise ratio in this thread by hiding a useless comment!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

This whole site is a noise ratio. It’s not like I help, either.

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 5, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

THE MODS AT MCCOVEY CHRONICLES ARE HELPLESS TO STOP THE ONSLAUGHT OF OUT-OF-CONTROL USERS AND THEIR DIRTY WORDS!!!!

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by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

CRUMBS!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 5, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

RATS!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 5, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

SPLINTER!

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by jhiat00 on Feb 5, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Good point. I’ll go get to work cleaning up all the signal that’s cluttering up this noise.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

we're not the only offenders

I was just looking at the post on the Giants Facebook fan page. There’s an item about tickets being on sale. The comments are a debate about the virtues or lack thereof of Abba.

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by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

We really should have more Abba references here too.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 5, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Abba could be the new Rush.

by Evan on Feb 5, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

NEVER!
 
Though, both bands spell their names in all caps, i think.

RUSH > ABBA

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by ringleader3 on Feb 5, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

That is the opposite of correct.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Feb 5, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

All fans of ABBA should just go here and leave that fluffy haired swedish pop nonsense off of this board.

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by nvsfg on Feb 5, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

But I thought the ability to edit or delete posts benefits nobody??? Or does it only benefit mods? Oh, I see.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 5, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Arrogant Mod.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

oy

Torrealba to the Padres for $1.25 million. Wasn’t one of the defenses of the Molina contract the claim that one year of Bengie would be better than two years of Yorvit?

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by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 1:16 PM PST reply actions  

Is this a joke? Torrealba only had 31 RBI last year, but Molina had 80. What is wrong with you?

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 5, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He had 95 (!!!) the year before

I don’t remember how..

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Feb 5, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Kuiper mentioned the 80 RBIs on the Giants Hot Stove League show.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 5, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Shit-A

Love the pitching prospects. The pee luge is a little OTT but I appreciate the design, aesthetics, etc.. I can see it in Barry Zito’s guest bathroom.

My reaction to the Bochy quotes:

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Feb 5, 2010 1:16 PM PST reply actions  

Uh…Shift-A

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Feb 5, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

HE CALLED THE SHIT ‘POOP’

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Feb 5, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

In hindsight, I was an ass to include that picture of MadBum in my post.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Feb 5, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Thanks for sharing a year of your great career with the Giants and their fans.

by Speedforthewin on Feb 5, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

MORE FROM BAGGS RE POSEY which doesn't seem so bad
Buster Posey isn’t "etched in stone" to begin the season at Triple-A Fresno, Giants Manager Bruce Bochy said. In fact, Bochy dropped a minor bombshell: He and GM Brian Sabean have talked about giving Posey a look at other infield positions, including shortstop, to increase the options available for the rookie and the club. Bochy also said Bengie Molina was "overplayed" last year and his starts will be curtailed. So basically, the thought here is that Posey could learn on the job from Molina and start two games a week while bringing more offense than Eli Whiteside. Long term, Bochy said the organization still sees Posey as a catcher. But he’d be available for double-switches, etc., if he can play a few other positions.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 5, 2010 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

I really, really, really don’t want to be burning Posey’s service clock as a backup.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I would be ok with it if he gets in the lineup regularly but I just don’t think he would.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Feb 5, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

This was the point I made above. If they hadn’t signed Uribe, there’d be some ABs available for this backup C/utility INF role. But they did sign Uribe, so this whole thing makes little sense to me.

by taliesin on Feb 5, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Using a rookie who hasn’t played infield in several years as the team’s top utility infielder would be pretty daffy, even for the Giants.

by Evan on Feb 5, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought he played some infield even in his last year at Florida State. Anyway he certainly was the starter at SS his freshman year. I tend to think he’d be fine pretty quickly, but if not they’d still be OK not signing Uribe, they’d just have to go with Downs or Rohlinger in that role.

by taliesin on Feb 5, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Bowker had never played 1B in his career when he was made starting 1B in the majors.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Feb 5, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a difference between making an outfielder into a catcher and making a catcher into a utility infielder, though.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I assume you mean 1B, and that’s true. It just generally seems to me that when the Giants are excited about a bat, they pretty much ignore positional value and/or experience and just put him wherever they have room. But I don’t have any examples outside of Bowker and Sandoval.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Feb 5, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, brain fart. Oops.

Actually, Eugenio is an example of this too, I think. At various points they’ve decided he was a second baseman, center fielder, and left fielder. Hell, at one point there was talk of him filling in for Vizquel at short.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, they may have just been flailing around trying to find somewhere he could play without scaring the bejeezus out of everybody.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 5, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

There have been times when I’ve been really worried about him seriously hurting himself out there. I mean, I know people like to complain about how Fred Lewis looks bad in the outfield – but damn.

I would say Velez looks worse in the field than anyone I’ve ever seen, but then, in the 90s, I once saw a third baseman for the Mets drop three routine foul pop-ups in one inning.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually thought Velez looked fine in LF this past season. Anywhere else, though, especially second base, it was comedy hour.

by taliesin on Feb 5, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought he looked terrible

But is still an above average LF. It’s close to impossible to be that fast and not be better than most left fielders.

At 2B, on the other hand, I think looks terrible, and really is terrible.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Feb 5, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I was at a Lincecum start where he dove to catch a line drive to LF and made a spectacular play to hang onto the ball. If he hadn’t dove, he would’ve easily caught the ball.

He’s not a very good defender, period.

by speckops on Feb 6, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That other diving catch he made near the line was one of the best I’ve evre seen, though.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Feb 8, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

The one in Milwaukee?

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Feb 8, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

then they also do weird-ass shit

Like talking about teaching Ishikawa to play the outfield.

So maybe they’re just weird and like to throw shit against the wall and see what sticks.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Wattle and daub player development?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 5, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He goes in the Velez bin for me. I guess I divide them into two groups in my mind – there were players the Giants knew weren’t good enough to start, and had them learn a bunch of positions so they can get more playing time/become utility players: Velez in 2008, Ishikawa, Rohlinger, Frandsen; and then there were ones where they just went “screw this – you’re awesome. Where can stick you?”: Sandoval, Bowker, Velez in 2009, the whole Posey to LF/3B/2B/1B thing (though that was mostly fans and writers).

I’m pulling this out of your ass, obviously.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Feb 5, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, though with him it was kind of the opposite – trying to increase his value by turning him into a super utility guy. I believe Chone Figgins was the name being thrown around. Heh.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Feb 5, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

True. But last year, when he was good for a week, there was a lot of talk about how he have to find him somewhere to play.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That may be true. I incorporated it into my comment above.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Feb 5, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

this

Timmy thats not a bong....

by Heffe22 on Feb 5, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

How is that not bad?

Also, LOL DOUBLESWITCHES

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Feb 5, 2010 1:33 PM PST