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Community Projections: Barry Zito

Hah. The "best shape of his life" story strikes again! All of last spring, we were shoveled stories about how Barry Zito was in the best shape of his life, and how he had spent all offseason throwing baseballs across a canyon to build arm strength, and blah blah blah. And then all he did was regain velocity, arm strength, and bite to his curveball. Pfft. Those stories are always such balo...

Wait. That one actually came true. Zito had the highest strikeout rate since his first full season -- higher than his Cy Young season, even. Heck, he struck out hitters at a higher rate than Matt Cain, Roy Oswalt, and Chris Carpenter. Zito’s walk rate reverted back to the poor-not-dreadful figure that we’re used to. What used to be the easiest prediction in the lot -- I used to have a formula* and everything -- now gets a bit complicated. Barry Zito, scourge of the payroll, prince of dashed expectations, is now a pretty good pitcher to have on the team.

Is he worth the GDP of Belgium? No, and he never will be. But if can replicate last season for the next four years, the contract is going to be a substantial overpayment, not a historical debacle. That might seem like semantics to you, but it sure would make me feel better. And if the Giants were hurting for a top-of-the-rotation ace, maybe Zito’s renewed adequacy wouldn’t be so comforting, but with this rotation, he fits in well.

The history of wrong, wrong, wrong Zito projections:

Star-divide

2007 -- He’ll be great! (He wasn’t.)

2008 -- Don’t worry, he’ll rebound! (He didn’t. He was boxed out by reality.)

2009 -- Screw this. He’s going to stink again. (He was just fine.)

So I know what you’re thinking. "Just predict another terrible Zito year, and watch him make you look like an idiot again." It doesn’t work like that. Earnest ragging needs to be earnest. You can’t trick the baseball gods. They’re humorless SOBs. Well, until Bengie Molina hits one into triples alley, and he starts thinking about third base...the baseball gods are pretty funny then. Most of the time, though, they know when you’re trying to mess with them, and they don’t like it. You have to put an honest prediction out there, and then you’ll change the future. Science.

The established projection systems:

PECOTA: 181 IP, 4.49 ERA, 135 K, 75 BB, 21 HR
ZiPS: 184 IP, 4.48 ERA, 132 K, 83 BB, 21 HR
Bill James: 196 IP, 3.95 ERA, 140 K, 83 BB, 22 HR
CHONE: 171 IP, 4.58 ERA, 126 K, 82 BB, 19 HR

So Zito improves his strikeout rate, cuts down the walks, and his projections get worse. *rolls up newspaper* Bad computers! Bad!

Eh. They’re probably right. But going with Bill James on this one:

Barry Zito

IP: 193
ERA: 3.79
K: 131
BB: 77
HR: 18

* Start with 190 innings; divide by two to get the walk total; add ten or so to the walk total to get the strikeout total; carefully weigh out a metric asston of home runs; sprinkle liberally with Dave Matthews jokes; add one run to his ERA for every member of the Doobie Brothers; garnish with resigned frustration.

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I like Rowand’s ride better.

Your bench player is our #5 hitter!!!

by Mr. Angry on Feb 26, 2010 10:58 AM PST reply actions  

I now hate Rowand even more…and I though I hated him just for the poopy stance.

by tyrannoman on Feb 26, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Just think

That poopy stance is what got him that car.

by srpwrd on Feb 26, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Suddenly I feel a whole lot better about my own drab fashion sense.
Jesus Christ, Rowand – grow the fuck up already.

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by victor frankenstein on Feb 26, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed. Nobody over 30 should wear their hat backwards unless they are a catcher.

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by Mr. Angry on Feb 26, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Nobody over 30 should wear their hat backwards unless they are a catcher.

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by Natto on Feb 26, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Wearing your hat sideways is worse than wearing it backwards.

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by jcb9 on Feb 26, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 26, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Lol. That is one of my all time favorites.

Quit making the theiving Wall Street Fat-Cat Bankers even richer.
moveyourmoney.info

by cybermaldonado on Feb 26, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Very funny. Never dawned on the guy to turn his hat around. Ultimate in FAIL.

by joethejet on Feb 26, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

But then the person behind him would be able to see his skull corn.

I have no idea what that means.

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by iammclovin on Feb 26, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

dumbfuck

just turn your head around!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Feb 26, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, Cubs fans.

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by jcb9 on Feb 26, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone ever see that Woody Allen movie “Small Time Crooks” where Michael Rappaport is part of a crew digging a tunnel into a bank and he likes to wear his miner’s helmet (with the light on) backwards? Good gag. Mediocre film, but good gag (“Why do you do that?” “It looks good”)

Hitting 74 on the radar gun but hitting my spots.

by VidaWantsYourCar on Feb 26, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

No!

Sometimes, there's a man...well, he's the man for his time and place.

by I'm_a_Man on Feb 26, 2010 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Better.

The flat-brim thing needs to go as well.

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by Mr. Angry on Feb 26, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

And the size sticker. I’m OK with the hologram sticker under the visor, but that size sticker … damn kids and their hippety-hop.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Feb 26, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I was a catcher and still wear it backwards most often… just feels better that way.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 26, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I realize it’s probably ill advised…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 26, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I would second this, and attach a rider that makes an exception for fraternity douches, so that we may identify them more easily.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 27, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

There are a number of ways to spot a frat boy in it’s natural environment.

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by Useful_Idiot on Feb 28, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Ray Durham's red SL AMG was pretty slick

I don’t have a pic, so it didn’t happen.

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d get the McLaren SLR, personally. What a car.

by tyrannoman on Feb 26, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

+1

Also ferrari 458. mmmmmmm tasty. But the mcmerc has all the crazy supercar stuff and still feels like a real car. That would be insane

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m more of a GT3 RS kind of guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlWqNzV-1Sk

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

ugh

great car, but just too sparse for me. I’m not into spending that much for a car with nothing in it. I guess if you have a bunch of money then more power to ya, but yeah.

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve always loved Porsches. It’s an underdog car with the flat-6, but manages to school everyone on the endurance track. All this car talk makes me want to watch Top Gear.

BTW Got to drive my boss’s Tesla the other day. Very surprised how quick that car is off the line.

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, electric cars are beautiful b/c 100% of the torque/HP is available immediately!

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by say hey nation on Feb 26, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Not to mention it’s built on a Lotus body.

It is crazy quiet until about 4,000 RPMs. It starts sounding like a stealth jet fighter

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

only problem with it

is that you can’t really go anywhere except around town.

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by Viliphied on Feb 26, 2010 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Also speaking of Top Gear and Porches. Di you see the episode where they drove a 4 door Porche across the the UK?

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by say hey nation on Feb 26, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The one where the raced the letter? Still on the fence with the Panamera. I still like the Maseratti Quattroporte for a sports 4-door

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m extremely opposed to Porche making 4 doors and SUVs. I say the 911, Boxer and the limited edition cars

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by say hey nation on Feb 26, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

The panamera is terrible IMO

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

When the first designs came out, I was like, “Oh, really!”

When I saw one on the road, I was like, “Oh. Really?”

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

that body style doesn’t fit porsche well. The lambo four door looks like it’ll be great if they ever make it

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

ugly as a wart on the ass of a iguana with hemorrhoids being shot with pepper spray by Susan Boyle.

by tyrannoman on Feb 26, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I consider that the VW division of Porsche.

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

top gear is the best show on TV

I have every single one ever made on my computer, because I’m a nerd. Finalgear.com is a great place for TG fans

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll check out finalgear. That is the best show on TV by a HUGE margin.

by tyrannoman on Feb 26, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It really is

that site has all the new ones right after they air in the UK, since the BBCA episodes are usually a season behind. It’s AWESOMEE

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Since you are a Porsche & baseball fan, do you follow CJ Wilson at all? He is a huge Porsche nut/racer. Last time I checked his facebook pics, he had a GT3RS and had just bought his dreamy Carrera GT. At least he is spending those paychecks the right way!

P.S. Would be nice to see him come back to CA and pitch for the Giants someday

by m34josh on Feb 26, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Carrera GT *drool*

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Aha

wrong drool… I meant Wilson

by kimmyg on Feb 26, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Both have mohawks!

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by Natto on Feb 27, 2010 1:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Tesla – your tax dollars at waste.

http://www.sfchron.com/cgi-bin/blogs/bottomline/detail?blogid=56&entry_id=42210

But they are zero emissions…….oh wait….

That electricity has to come from somewhere.

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by Mr. Angry on Feb 26, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

this is jeremy clarkson’s position as well

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

But

some of the super rich people are running theirs on solar power

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

How does one charge the Tesla overnight using solar panels?

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by Mr. Angry on Feb 27, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe you just leave it outside while you’re at work.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 27, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

No, if you leave it outside it could get stolen

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by Useful_Idiot on Feb 28, 2010 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean your place of employment doesn’t feature a secured parking lot?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 2, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it takes a little longer than overnight

which doesn’t exactly make it super practical

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by bondslegend on Feb 27, 2010 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

If you charge from 220V 80A it takes about 4hrs, from a normal 110 15A outlet it will take over 30hrs.

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by Mr. Angry on Mar 1, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

seems like a one trick pony. Much rather have a Gallardo. Far better looking, and way better engine placement.

by tyrannoman on Feb 26, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree, but if Porche had a whale tail, now I would take the porche!

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by say hey nation on Feb 26, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry Lars. Whale Tail Porche is my dream car.

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by say hey nation on Feb 26, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You should have bought mine.

WHY IS BENGIE?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 26, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m poor.

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by say hey nation on Feb 26, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I would have thrown in a Boxster for free!

WHY IS BENGIE?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 26, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn

Should’ve jumped on that if that were the case

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the resale on Boxsters is next to nil. I just wanted to move them both so I could buy my grandpa car.

WHY IS BENGIE?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 26, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

*RICH grandpa car

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Ding-Ding

I’ll take a ’76 RSR clone with a 996 engine swap please.

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by Mr. Angry on Feb 26, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

FAR better looking.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 26, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

My POKEMONZ last year

thought he was pretty sexy

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh

not really the same car, unless you’re talking about the superlagerra

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a sweet 911, Lars. I’m sorry you had to sell her.

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Lars, have you ever driven one of these?


I’m a big fan of a two liter engine, and a 1.8 is close enough.
I love the idea of it having to carry nothing much more than itself and me.

Unfortunately, I haven’t seen one in appreciable condition for the money I’m able to spend on a car.

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by victor frankenstein on Feb 26, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

A 914.

The 914-6 is sure a neat car to drive.

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by Mr. Angry on Feb 26, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I had one of those before

with a Subaru flat four

I had 18" Turbo Cups on it. That was a fun car to build. Should have put a 3.2 flat 6 now that I look back.

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

BTW Vic

Look on thesamba.com for 914’s for sale in all kinds of conditions and prices, as well as aircooled VW’s

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I second this site

And 914’s are still reasonable from a price perspective.

I’ve never driven one so I can’t say much else.

WHY IS BENGIE?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 26, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Reasonably decent handling for a mid-engined car from the 70’s. It runs on a Type IV motor and drivetrain from a late 70’s VW bus, which has pretty good torque

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, hell. But thanks.

This gives me flashbacks to when I had a ’73 Datsun 510.

These cars are cult classics, and because people do exist who have a serious passion/serious disposable jack/serious automotive skills and resources at their disposal they sell them in abominable condition.

Here’s what I want…

…and here’s what I can afford.

That is, if I had a free lift to Mississippi.

This is within reach.
I started to get excited until I got to the part about the engine being out of the car…

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Feb 26, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Love these

Starting to see a lot of them on the road out here in Arizona.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
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by Cody_ransom on Mar 1, 2010 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoops, wrong McLaren. This just wouldn’t do.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Feb 26, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

cool for nostalgia, but YIKES scary to drive

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Call me a dreamer but if I was making MLB money

I’m pretty sure I want something that stands out even more in the players parking lot. Enough Escalades, RRs, Mercedes or Bentleys – they should get something that you probably have to GIS for days just to know what brand it is.

Like this machine…

Or this necksnapper…

Of course, I’d kill to drive have an Aston Martin too like Scott there but be creative when you make such obscene money while playing a game. At least this way you have less chance of getting Madoff’d…

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Feb 26, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

KOENIGGSSEEGGGGGGGZZGGGGGEGEGEGEGEGGABBAZVIKING

also gumpert

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Koeniggseggs are great

but I’d rather have a more driveable car. I’m practical like that- couldn’t care less if it turned heads.

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Plus, sports cars take a lot of energy to drive and after being physically active for 6-7 hours I would probably want an easy drive home

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by say hey nation on Feb 26, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

but something like a mcmerc or 458 are easier to drive than most. Mcmerc is automatic, and you can get most cars these days with paddle shifts that are really good. Costs a ton, but I’m guessing those guys don’t care.

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s where the SLR is so brilliant.

by tyrannoman on Feb 26, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

shyeah

absolutely the best of both worlds. Speaking of topgear and slr, there was one episode awhile back where jeremy drove an slr vs the other 2 in a boat from London to Oslo. It was insane, he drove like 1300 miles or something in 2 days.

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a brilliant episode. The race itself was little anticlimactic, what with both boats exploding and all, but that would be a great drive.

I also loved the interaction between Hamster and James in that episode. Hilarity did ensue.

by tyrannoman on Feb 26, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG!!

you’ve seen them as far back as season 6. I think I’m in love

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

looking back at the episode list, I think I’ve seen them as far back as season 4 or 5. I was amazed, actually, didn’t think that they’d played that many old ones. I’ve only been watching it for a year, year and a half.

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by DrStankus on Feb 27, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

the show didn’t really find its stride until about season 4 anyways. The early ones are OK, but not as awesome as the newer ones are

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by bondslegend on Feb 27, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I love topgear.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Mar 1, 2010 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Agree on both points

I guess I see cars as more than a transportation although if you can move your foot and change gears, you too can drive an uber sports car. The ride might a bit jarring though if you are a certain CF who loves hard contact with walls instead of bats.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Feb 26, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

YES!

was hoping someone got that! WOOHOO OBSCURE REFERENCES we are so much cooler than everyone else

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

if there’s anything better (other than baseball of course) than settling in on Monday night’s with Top Gear, I haven’t found it.

by tyrannoman on Feb 26, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get stupid BBCA where I am so I just have started downloading all of the episodes lol.

by srpwrd on Feb 26, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel bad for you. On Direct TV we get a few (edited) Top Gear episodes in HD, and this spring we’re supposed to get BBCA in HD

by tyrannoman on Feb 26, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The torrents

are available in HD now. Takes a little longer to download them, but they are GORGEOUS

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I have never gotten into the torrent thing.

Seems pretty vulnerable, or an I just being paranoid and overly cautious?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Mar 1, 2010 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

As long as you use a reputable site, you're fine

piratebay.org is one of the best. For topgear just use finalgear.com and you’ll be totally safe.

Of course, I have a mac so obviously I don’t have to worry about getting viruses, but pirate bay has torrents marked as “trusted”, and those are the ones I usually try to find

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by bondslegend on Mar 1, 2010 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I am an elitist mac user as well.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Mar 1, 2010 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Then really,

you have nothing to worry about. It’s EXTREMELY unlikely that you’d get in trouble for torrenting something like top gear. Andy Willman actually encourages it. I know that offers no legal protection, but yeah, it’s pretty safe.

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by bondslegend on Mar 1, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

The thing that I like about the torrents is they don’t edit them. Sometimes I want to see the news and other little things that BBCA doesn’t include.

by srpwrd on Feb 26, 2010 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

This

the news is always the best part of the show IMO. also no commercials, and you get to keep up with the show as it’s happening rather than being behind. It’s the best.

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by bondslegend on Feb 27, 2010 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

That's what I do too

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man

the fall series is the best. Sundays are epic- football all day, then the TG torrent is done by the end of the SNF game. So great.

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember these pics are from ST so these may not be their own casr!

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Feb 26, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

or cars!

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m Russian!

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Feb 26, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

In Soviet Russia, casr drive youuuuu!!!!!!

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Feb 26, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The Gumpert might be tough to get serviced.

Your bench player is our #5 hitter!!!

by Mr. Angry on Feb 26, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

All this talk about cars...

and no mention of the best performance for dollar out there in closed cabin format…

You can get one of those with 15,000 miles for 30-40 grand. They do 0-60 in about 4.5 seconds.

And if you want to spend a quarter million that looks like a million and a half there is no better option that this…

http://carsmedia.ign.com/cars/image/article/702/702495/tdu-spyker-20060420044016404.jpg

http://thespykercars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/spyker-c8-spyder-05.jpg

http://thespykercars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/spyker-c8-spyder-06.jpg

http://thespykercars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/spyker-c8-spyder-03.jpg

Simply the most stunning design on the road. The design minutia is impressive. The performance is outstanding, but you could do better in a different car, but it wouldn’t look like this thing.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Mar 1, 2010 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Oops, here are those pics…




Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Mar 1, 2010 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

This is what pisses me off about corvets

world class performance and an interior lifted from a Geo Storm.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Mar 1, 2010 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Yahhh de crazhy duch schpyker

that thing is crazy cool

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by bondslegend on Mar 1, 2010 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunatley

the US ones hve to be retro fitted with a horrendous airbag-equiped steering wheel.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Mar 1, 2010 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

of COURSE they do

jeez

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by bondslegend on Mar 1, 2010 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm all for air bags.

Actually was saved from severe injury or death by one. It’s just a shame they couldn’t retain some of the design aesthetic in the retrofit.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Mar 1, 2010 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Gumparts are as ugly as they sound.

Great performance but you could get the same performance in something beautiful for less monies.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Mar 1, 2010 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I loved the TG review on the gumpert

“When jeremy did the alfa 8c, the camera crew found there wasn’t a single angle that didn’t make the car look BRILLIANT. This…is…the exact….opposite.”

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by bondslegend on Mar 1, 2010 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

That was good.

And spot on.

the 8C is magnificent—to look at.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Mar 1, 2010 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

it’s pretty hot. It’s like megan fox- don’t mind looking at her, wouldn’t want to be around her every day

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by bondslegend on Mar 1, 2010 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

At what npoint do you stop going for cool and start going for absurd? If I had the money, it’d be pretty tempting to drive around a wiener mobile or a tricked out ice cream truck. Or something better… Maybe a custom vehicle made resemble Nixon’s face?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 26, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

When you have Zito/Rowand money and guaranteed contracts

Go crazy! But a guy like Frandsen might be better off saving his pennies.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Feb 26, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t decide if I’d rather have payload of easily available wieners or easily available ice cream*.

*waits for it….

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 26, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

It wasn’t easy. Thanks.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 26, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d be so boring if I won the lottery. My dad and brother are both gearheads, and they’d want six Cobras and seven Lamborghinis or something. I’d get, like, a Volvo with extra safety features.

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 26, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m in this line.

I’m annoyed that we even have to get a car, now that we’ve moved to a place that’s unwalkable and has shitty public transit. It’s something I’ve avoided until now.

Yes, everyone, here’s your latest jcb9 funfact: I’m about to turn 30, and I don’t have a license, and I like it that way!

/grumpy old man

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by jcb9 on Feb 26, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I spent my first seven years in Phoenix without a car.

Sometimes your values and motivations are put to the test.
Here’s hoping you find the ability to persevere.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Feb 26, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had a license since the ‘84 Olympics – had to get to Stanford from Castro Valley for the soccer – but I didn’t buy a car until I was in my mid 30’s and the 2 hour, 6 mile bus ride to work [one way] started getting me down.

by Merope on Feb 26, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Just got my licence a couple weeks ago. I got grounded after 1 day of driving and lost it for two weeks, but I have it back now!

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 26, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I would’ve had to give up on the bus and take a bike (when the weather was nice). 2 hours would drive me insane.

by tyrannoman on Feb 26, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I had too much stuff to lug around with me to take a bike. I had to use a cart just to get it all to the busstop – books iz heavy.

by Merope on Feb 26, 2010 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Could it be one of those cool, old-style Volvos that look a little lame but are, in fact, awesome? That would be acceptable. It would be more acceptable if you instead redid a whirligig so that it ran along the street T-2 style.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 26, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here, except I’d get a Japanese car.

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by Natto on Feb 26, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

A Toyota with extra non-anti-safety features.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 26, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Accelerator, brakes and steering are optional features!

WHY IS BENGIE?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 26, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats not true Lars. All of those things are standard, the option is having functional ones.

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Feb 26, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

THE MEDIA SAYS BUY FORD NOW OR DIE YOUR STINKY UNAMERICAN DEATH!!!

Well, Toyota also says to buy Ford right now, but that’s their own damn fault.

Buy Honda?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 26, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Mazda! Woop-di-dootle engine!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 26, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

someone once got banned from BBC radio for telling a Wankel based joke

I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.

The ninth fastest thirty year old in San Francisco

by bobnothing on Feb 27, 2010 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Toyota => Moving Forward.

(whether you like it or not)

They need to rethink that tag line.

Your bench player is our #5 hitter!!!

by Mr. Angry on Feb 26, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

racist

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Feb 26, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I used to really, really want an extravagant car. But I really don’t have any desire for that kind of thing anymore. I’d rather have a really extravagant DS. Like, with a 10-inch screen. Man, pokemon would be so good if I had one of those.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 26, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

So luxurious!

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by Natto on Feb 26, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m in this boat. At least until I own a house with a garage

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Feb 26, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Just think how big of a DS you could fit in a garage….

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 26, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of which, Final Fantasy I & II is now available for iFonz!

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

That's pretty cool

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno. The first FF is cool as a piece of gaming history, but I wouldn’t really want to play it again.

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by Natto on Feb 26, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

They added more missions and map areas, apparently. The graphics are VERY different

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with this. I currently drive a 2004 Acura RSX, and it’s about the coolest car I’d feel comfortable leaving in an urban parking space. I’d probably go for the most fully-loaded, fuel-efficient car grandpa car I could find that handles well in the snow.

by rotorueter on Feb 26, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I learned how to drive in a mid-90’s Pontiac Bonneville, and I loved it.

by rotorueter on Feb 26, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

holy hell

rich grandpa car!

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d probably get a BMW, but nothing too flashy.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 26, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I would do research and figure out which car had the best ratio of mileage-to-not-having-to-do-maintenance and get that one.

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by groug on Feb 26, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Mitsubishi evo 8 mr fq 400

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

nice car. I like my little 2003 Forester XT. Plenty quick, and room for my dog/kayaks!

by tyrannoman on Feb 26, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

that mitsubishi has to be serviced every 5000 miles. Guessing you know that from TG though :P. Subarus are grrrreat

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

We both have subarus, mine’s more or less okay after 9 years. Leaky gasket something or other… Mr. Merope’s not thrilled with his wrx. It seems like it’s 85% plastic, plastic that keeps popping off, breaking, or just falling off the car. Minor things like the front bumper.

by Merope on Feb 26, 2010 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

hmm well that's no good

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I already own my dream car

Its part Ice Cream truck, part European status symbol, and most people think its pretty wiener-y, but I love it.

by Angry Dwarf on Feb 26, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The mom’s at the local playground cringe every time you drive by.

Your bench player is our #5 hitter!!!

by Mr. Angry on Feb 26, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Natto on Feb 26, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that would work.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 26, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

How did a bunch of turtles and a rat build that fucking thing anyway? Donatello, I guess.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 26, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

How the hell did they get a blimp? Where do they park that thing?

So much for being ninjas…

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

IN THE SEWER OBVIOUSLY

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 26, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Turtles Forever really explains it all fairly easily.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 26, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

It was probably all Donatello.

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by Natto on Feb 26, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a reason he owned the world on NES Turtles.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 26, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I hated the NES TMNT game

It was the hardest game ever produced. Mostly because the controls sucked.

WHY IS BENGIE?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 26, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, it was miserable.

But that will not obstruct gamers. We must win!

I never beat that fucking game. It became untenable after you lost Donatello…

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 26, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Always entertaining

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZYQ7ZkhRgI

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by Natto on Feb 26, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t even have to click the link. That’s definitely my favorite one of those.

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 26, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a good one. I am pretty partial to the Power Glove one, as well.

by rotorueter on Feb 26, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I sympathize with that guy. There were times that I’d rip the cartridge out of the NES and pummel it with my bare hands. These were days of lower sophistication on my part. Believe at your own risk.

I think I once bit Mega Man 3.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 26, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Mega Man 3 was a bastard of a game until I found out the trick with a second controller. Put a paperweight on the => button and Mega Man cannot fall to his death in a pit.

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I always died three times on the dam level and gave up.

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by groug on Feb 26, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate that dam part of the game.

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by Natto on Feb 26, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

The whole dam thing was just so annoying.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Feb 26, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure the guy is funny or not, I can’t tell, but what he’s saying is definitely true. That was one of the most frustrating, and for no good reason, video games I’ve ever played. So damn hard.

by Mrbasepaul on Feb 26, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 26, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

That truck looks delicious

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Imagine taking that thing across the country to places that don’t have In-N-Out. You’d make a fortune.

by rotorueter on Feb 26, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd go all the time

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t fool yourself. In-N-Out isn’t unanimously loved by outsiders.

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Feb 26, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

In fact, I have found that most people don’t get it.

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Feb 26, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I am one of those people. But I think that the mix of people who DO get it, and the mystique factor in non-In-N-Out markets would still make it very popular.

by rotorueter on Feb 26, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

They are unaware of the secrets.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 26, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I was hanging out with a kid from SoCal the other day who was unaware of the existence of the Neopolitan shake.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Feb 26, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

And the outsiders do things like fill their burgers with fries. Yes, on the sandwich, not as a side dish.

It works out.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 26, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The outsiders also do things like like WhiteCastle. What the hell do they know?

The very bad man who traded my first son non-tendered my replacement son. F*ck you Brian Sabean. Leave my children alone.

by boonitez on Feb 27, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

/quietly moves empty Krystal boxes out of sight

by TheLetter2 on Feb 27, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess an In-N-Out burger is better than a basic Steak ’N Shake burger, but S&S has so many more delicious options.

by rotorueter on Feb 26, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not even a fair comparison. Steak’n’Shake has some good greasy food, but you need to compare one of the elites to In’n’Out.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 26, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I’m bias because I was stared at for being the only colored person in a Fishers, Indiana Steak N Shake

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Little known fact: Indiana is the epicenter of KKK activity.

by rotorueter on Feb 26, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew that, sadly.

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Tony Lukes?

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Feb 26, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Never been

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 26, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d at least try it. I’m a team player.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 27, 2010 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

So does that mean you’re going to take Groundskeeper Willie?

by Merope on Feb 27, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

The thing about the In&Out truck is that it requires a competent staff. Any man can run a wiener mobile. And I am that man!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 26, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Weiner-mobile would not be as profitable—-but I guess you’ve already won the lottery, so that doesn’t matter.

by rotorueter on Feb 26, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Mm, wienermobile.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Feb 26, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Feb 26, 2010 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not what you think. It’s like that time I went in a building marked “package store” and came out sorely disappointed.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 27, 2010 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

whatever happened to truth in advertising? >:(

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Feb 27, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, at least you didn't get a product demonstration and come out sore.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Feb 28, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants, In'N'Out, the view of downtown from the top of a hill, and family.

Pretty much the four things I’d miss if I moved from San Francisco to New York. Though I remember liking the Shake Shack last time I was there, but it just isn’t the same.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Feb 27, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to see a MUNI bus as Catbus.

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by Natto on Feb 26, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

BALLIN

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Feb 26, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

MATT CAIN IS A THE NOTEBOOK WATCHING CAT LOVER!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 26, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing is better than this. This forever.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 26, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

a zombie somewhere is missing his feet

by microwave donut on Feb 26, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Reverted, not revered. I don’t think anyone’s revered Zito since ’02.

Projection:
4.15 ERA
125 K
100 BB
20 HR

by quincy0191 on Feb 26, 2010 11:01 AM PST reply actions  

IP: 200 (gots to start pitching 200+ so the option vests!)
ERA: 3.89
K: 136
BB: 81
HR: 25- what? The last lefty with 25 + HR was JT Snow!

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Feb 26, 2010 11:06 AM PST reply actions  

What about Lamar?

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Feb 26, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

/was also thinking this

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

FUCK!

Other Than LAMAR!

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Feb 26, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

NEVER FORGET

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Feb 26, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought that photo was Dennis Reynolds for a second.

by troymccluresf on Feb 26, 2010 11:06 AM PST reply actions  

Also, wtf is he doing with a Black LandRover with black rims? He looks like a drug dealer in the ghettos of Philly in that pic.

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Feb 26, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that LandRover in EPA.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Feb 26, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

IP: 190
ERA: 4.52
K: 141
BB: 85
HR: 19

by rotorueter on Feb 26, 2010 11:15 AM PST reply actions  

Bullish

IP: 177
ERA: 4.41
K: 123
BB: 81
HR: 19

I don’t think he falls apart mentally, and I do think he maintains some of the improvements we saw last season (including the velo!), but I also think he starts to wear down just a little more on top of it all and doesn’t give us the innings or the late season production we might expect.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 26, 2010 11:18 AM PST reply actions  

Wow, this prediction is surprisingly CHONE-like.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 26, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Figgins?

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s who it’s named after, yeah. It was developed by an Angels fan.

McSabey you're losing me

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Feb 26, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I always wondered about that lol.

But since it is always capitalized I though it was just an acronym.

by srpwrd on Feb 26, 2010 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s a relevant excerpt from an interview Sean Smith, the creator of CHONE, did with FanGraphs in January (full interview here):

Carson: Okay. You mentioned some early affiliations to players — Jackson, Downing — but the player you’re most commonly associated with, for obvious reasons, is Chone Figgins. Three things:

1. How did that love affair begin?
2. Why is he the one whose name you chose for your system? and
3. What’re ya gonna do now that he not only doesn’t play for the Angels but, in fact, plays for a rapidly improving division rival?

Take your time with that.

Sean: [Three answers:]
1. [and 2.] Figgins was a fun player to watch. At first, he wasn’t a really high rated, can’t miss prospect, but I guy I rooted for and wanted to do well. He had a 6 rbi game against Baltimore in early 2004, and I was in attendance. At the time, seemed like everybody was naming projections systems after multi-position players. Pecota, Cairo came later. At some point I think a guy came up with a Biancalana projection system but haven’t heard of that in a long time. No idea what he made the acronym stand for.

3. He may play for another team now but there is no plan to change the name of the system. Figgins will still be one of my favorites. But the guy replacing him, Brandon Wood, is good, and given the salary and draft pick considerations, the Angels have made the obvious choice.

Carson: CHONE doesn’t actually really like Chone too much this year: .272/.370/.358 — a decline from 2009’s .298/.395/.393 That seems meaningful in some way; I just can’t put my finger on it. Like, Chone hates himself. It’s terrible. I think I’m stating the obvious when I say that Freud would have a field day with that.

McSabey you're losing me

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Feb 27, 2010 6:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Indeed, I’d settle for decent at this point.

by We Have Hair on Feb 26, 2010 11:20 AM PST reply actions  

VALTREX!

IP: 183
ERA: 3.92
K: 123
BB: 85
HR: 22

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2010 11:21 AM PST reply actions  

Best shape...

wait a minute! Is that a gut on Zito?

I think he’ll have a 3.94 ERA.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Feb 26, 2010 11:27 AM PST reply actions  

Is he worth the GDP of Belgium? No, and he never will be. But if can replicate last season for the next four years, the contract is going to be a substantial overpayment, not a historical debacle. That might seem like semantics to you, but it sure would make me feel better.

Since you reminded me of the Zito contract, it’s my natural instinct to make you feel bad too.

2012:
Zito’s salary $19 million
Time to give Tim a new contract
Matt Cain – Free Agent

My projections of Zito’s Value to Cain’s Value:
2010 – 1:2
2011 – 1:2.5
2012 – 1:4

With two years left to get a valuable return on Matt Cain, is this his last year on the Giants?

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 26, 2010 11:27 AM PST reply actions  

My only hope is that the Giants have either traded Cain for a good young hitter or managed to avoid enough middling free agent veterans that they can give Cain decent money, with some deferred probably.

Or, Zito realizes he’s overpaid and gives half of the money back.

by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 26, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Zito should just buy into the ownership group and plough the money back into the franchise.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Feb 26, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

We’ll pay Lincecum’s salary with Zito’s! It feels like a pyramid scheme somehow.

by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 26, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Noooooo, the music over the PA would be all his goofy rubbish.

Your bench player is our #5 hitter!!!

by Mr. Angry on Feb 26, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

somebody call Bear Stearns

have them structure a salary swap.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Feb 26, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

…then comes the day FDIC regulators shut down the Giants and reopen them as Greater Bay Area Baseball Team and Trust, LLC. Lisa Stevens will be appointed GM.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 27, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Cain for Fiddler!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Feb 26, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks Res…
Now I haz a sad

by Heffe22 on Feb 26, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

IP: 204
ERA: 4.01
K: 148
BB: 79
HR: 16

Record: 14 – 12

by Owner on Feb 26, 2010 11:31 AM PST reply actions  

IP: 208
ERA: 4.14
K: 136
BB: 82
HR: 22

Also, if he sells his soul to the same witch Affeldt did last year to learn the art of inducing double plays, Zito’s ERA will be 3.88.

by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 26, 2010 11:34 AM PST reply actions  

IP: 189
ERA: 3.86
K: 144
BB: 73
HR: 20

Number of times we get fooled into thinking he’s good again: 3

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Feb 26, 2010 11:36 AM PST reply actions  

We won’t be fooled again!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 26, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know about this year, but just wait until next year. 2011, pitches 600 innings, and we all get some peace of mind not having to wonder in the next few years whether that 2014 option will vest.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Feb 26, 2010 11:36 AM PST reply actions  

Sadly, I think 2009 is the best season we’ll ever get out of Zito.

IP: 185
ERA: 4.45
K: 135
BB: 85
HR: 23

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 26, 2010 11:38 AM PST reply actions  

me too

but I also expect this mediocrity for the next couple of years

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Feb 26, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

You have to put an honest prediction out there, and then you’ll change the future. Science.

Somewhere some theoretical physicist is working on proof of this. srsly.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Feb 26, 2010 11:38 AM PST reply actions  

IP: 189
ERA: 4.34
K: 140
BB: 82
HR: 23

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Feb 26, 2010 11:42 AM PST reply actions  

Shawn Estes was my favorite player growing up so I am offended by the comparison ;)

anyway my projections are:

IP: 195
ERA: 4.30
K: 165
BB: 75
HR: 24

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Feb 26, 2010 11:48 AM PST reply actions  

Interesting about the K/9 rate. I can see him doing that for one half of the season but not the entire year.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Feb 26, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah in retrospect that K rate is too high

I’ll give him 140 K’s instead

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Feb 27, 2010 11:58 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I LOVED Shawn Estes

but he didn’t love me :c

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Feb 26, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, fuck this guy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 26, 2010 11:54 AM PST reply actions  

IP: 204
ERA: 4.11
K: 126
BB: 82
HR: 21

Hollywood Starlets Pumped: 4

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Feb 26, 2010 11:54 AM PST reply actions  

I don’t like being reminded that men like Zito get laid more often than I do. But I do have a French girlfriend.

Reminder concluded.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 26, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Good point about the baseball gods – intention is everything.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 26, 2010 12:01 PM PST reply actions  

IP: 180
ERA: 4.80
K: 115
BB: 95
HRA: 22
Bah!

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Feb 26, 2010 12:03 PM PST reply actions  

IP: 152
ERA: 5.13
K: 116
BB: 91
HR: 19

He is going to get yanked out of the game in the 4th and 5th inning a lot this season. It will be ugly on a scale not imaginable by mere mortals.

WHY IS BENGIE?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 26, 2010 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

Somehow I knew that your prediction would be the lowest.

by rotorueter on Feb 26, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Question to the McCoven

Which word would you change in this sentence and what would you change it to?

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 26, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

am

go

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Feb 26, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

or was that a rhetorical question?

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Feb 26, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d totally choose Jonathan Sanchez over Zito. There are no herpes based rumors with Jonathan.

WHY IS BENGIE?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 26, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

all

25

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 26, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I predict a riot

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Feb 28, 2010 12:02 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

They’re gonna stop having the Sun, so you better get tan…I predict.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Feb 28, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty meh but not horrible

IP: 188
ERA: 4.00
K: 140
BB: 90
HR: 23

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Feb 26, 2010 12:06 PM PST reply actions  

IP: 201
ERA: 3.93
K: 145
BB: 88
HR: 22

Wisconsin: Famous for dairy, Ryan Rohlinger and not much else.

by Scottsdale on Feb 26, 2010 12:27 PM PST reply actions  

Holy shit, finland

what the hell was that? finLOLand

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 12:30 PM PST reply actions  

What the hell is going on in that game? I really really wish I had a TV.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Feb 26, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

No goals yet in the second period! I am upset!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Feb 26, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 26, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Total Destruction

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

USA BABY!!!! fuck you canada

by PiKAgiant on Feb 26, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think the game is on live… tape delay only. Errr was…

by Merope on Feb 26, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL west coast

well, nothing was spoiled, since it was over within 10 minutes.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t tell Mr. Merope… but I listened to the game on the radio.
If I have to spend the afternoon cleaning toilets, and mopping floors, I’m going to listen to what I want to listen to so nyah!

by Merope on Feb 26, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

hmm

I think your school is understaffing custodial.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Feb 26, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

But if they’re still overstaffing put in a word for me.
I’ll do the toilets for you.
Over the years I’ve…bonded with “the porcelain throne”.
No, you knuckleheads, NOT at the molecular level…sheesh…

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Feb 28, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Streamed live on NBC.com and broadcast live on MSNBC along with all the other hockey games.

Your bench player is our #5 hitter!!!

by Mr. Angry on Feb 26, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

This is awesome. Six goals in the first period.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Feb 26, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 26, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS!WMS!

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Feb 26, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes I feel bad for WalrusMan.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 26, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I felt bad as soon as I posted. :(

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Feb 26, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I consider it character of a high order that he hasn’t used his awesome mod powers to ruin us all.

Then again, you’re a mod too.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Feb 26, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

IP: 189
ERA: 4.33
K: 127
BB: 79
HR: 22

Hector Sanchez: Underrated. Fighting body bias since the 2009 off season. I still love you, son, even if you're fat.

by tedfordfan on Feb 26, 2010 12:31 PM PST reply actions  

I think he'll regress a bit from last year but still be a useful pitcher

IP 191
ERA 4.27
K 149
BB 89
HR 23

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Feb 26, 2010 12:54 PM PST reply actions  

My pull-something-out-of-my-butt prediction

IP: 204
ERA: 3.81
K: 125
BB: 74
HR: 18

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Feb 26, 2010 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

Do you guys have any Pita Kebob -type places up there in the Bay? Amazing food. Lamb wrap and hummus FTW

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Feb 26, 2010 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

Meh

IP: 185
ERA: 3.89
K: 135
BB: 85
HR: 21

by velvadp on Feb 26, 2010 1:14 PM PST reply actions  

Man, I’m really surprised that a prediction that has Zito posting his first sub-4 ERA as a Giant could be considered “Meh”.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 26, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Post All Star 2009 for Zito:

IP: 86
ERA: 2.83
K: 74
BB: 37

4:00 era is meh. He’ll have a stretch where he’s good but he’ll find a way to F it up.

Is it just me or does Zito remind everyone of Charlie Sheen in Major League 2.

by velvadp on Feb 26, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

In Major League II, was Charlie carrying around his pet avocado too?
What is that thing?

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Feb 26, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Guacamanhood

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Feb 26, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

zeets

IP: 187
ERA: 4.08
K: 117
BB: 67
HR: 19

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Feb 26, 2010 1:19 PM PST reply actions  

Also

Has anyone heard stories this offseason about Zito (or Wilson for that matter) doing any sort of canyon throwing?

I think they both coasted this winter.

WHY IS BENGIE?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 26, 2010 1:36 PM PST reply actions  

I mean, the only offseason story I heard about Wilson was about some party he had at his place in LA where Lindsay Lohan showed up.

WHY IS BENGIE?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 26, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Which describes pretty much every party in LA.

McSabey you're losing me

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Feb 26, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone else is in the best shape of their lives.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 26, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he’s just constipated.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 26, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that I think about it, I regret not making a comment about his “improved” core.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 26, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Hard to tell but here’s another recent pic:
http://twitpic.com/11l2zq

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by esseffgeez on Feb 26, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Zito has always had a thicker abdomen. And womanly hips. Not as womanly as Chad Billingsley’s.

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by shanghaijim on Feb 26, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Bills needs a wide frame for those thunder thighs:

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by esseffgeez on Feb 26, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

All his HGH was localized.

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by shanghaijim on Feb 26, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

look at those love handles

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by theghostofjasonellison on Feb 26, 2010 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

THUNDER!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Feb 26, 2010 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I am an ardent supporter of this photo.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 27, 2010 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Just because he’s leaning like a cheap rentboy in a wife-beater? Unfortunately he’s not actually cheap.

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by shanghaijim on Feb 27, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

preggers

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by zodiac_chiller on Feb 26, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG Zito/Wilsom mpreg fic

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by shanghaijim on Feb 26, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

How sad is it that I get this reference?

by TheLetter2 on Feb 27, 2010 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

You can clue the rest of us who don’t get it. I sure don’t.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 27, 2010 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You don’t want to know.

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by shanghaijim on Feb 28, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope his velocity bounce-back (lol 86mph) was for real.

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by xanthan on Feb 26, 2010 1:36 PM PST reply actions  

I’m predicting he actually earns his contract this season:

IP: 210
ERA: 3.25
K: 175
BB: 56
HR: 17

If I’m right, I’m going to rub it in everyone’s face how I was right and you all can suck it! If I’m wrong, I won’t be posting on here for a long time, just in case.

Ha! I kid! Chances are high nobody will read my prediction, so I’m pretty safe!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Feb 26, 2010 1:39 PM PST reply actions  

I was right about Juan Uribe but everyone still hated me!

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by xanthan on Feb 26, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

We hated you because we knew the consequences of Uribe having a good 2009 was having him on the team again in 2010.

WHY IS BENGIE?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 26, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit, you read my post! Now I’ll have to I might have to hide when the season is over!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Feb 26, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffffffffffffffff

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Feb 26, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s because you smell funny.

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by jcb9 on Feb 26, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I really like that toxic new computer smell, though.

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by shanghaijim on Feb 26, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

xanthan hasn’t been a new computer since circa 1984.

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by jcb9 on Feb 26, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Apple //e

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by shanghaijim on Feb 26, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Basically more of the same

IP: 190 (at least he’s always been healthy)
ERA: 4.40
K: 128
BB: 82
HR: 21
SB*: 3

(*Starlets bedded)

by taliesin on Feb 26, 2010 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

IP 192
ERA 4.02
K 149
BB 78
HR 20

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by Smotheredinhugs on Feb 26, 2010 1:59 PM PST reply actions  

Origional prediction

IP 192
ERA 4.02
K 149
BB 78
HR 20

Kosuke Fukudome. Dickie Thon. Jung Bong. Pete LaCock. Best. Baseball Names. Ever.

by Ramah71 on Feb 26, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL and I spelled 'original' wrong.

My real prediction:

IP: 198
ERA: 3.95
K: 151
BB: 74
HR: 23

Kosuke Fukudome. Dickie Thon. Jung Bong. Pete LaCock. Best. Baseball Names. Ever.

by Ramah71 on Feb 26, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Megh

IP: 190
ERA: 4.45
K: 145
BB: 90
HR: 22
FIP: 4.60

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Feb 26, 2010 2:04 PM PST reply actions  

IP: 208.29.12.12
MAC: 2F:6D:32:AB:3C:1E

…oops

by positiveuphemism on Feb 26, 2010 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

I LOLd

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by DrStankus on Feb 26, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

If those are his innings pitched over the next four seasons, he’s in REAL trouble after 2010!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Feb 26, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

IP: 186
ERA: 4.31
K: 128
BB: 82
HR: 22

by microwave donut on Feb 26, 2010 2:18 PM PST reply actions  

I was going to post a prediction including “starlets bedded”, but I see that not one, but two, two of you people have already gone that route.

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by DrStankus on Feb 26, 2010 2:18 PM PST reply actions  

IP: 185
ERA: 3.83
K: 128
BB: 80
HR: 15
Bold Prediction: 2 Playoff Wins and a Playoff ERA of 2.73

by Michael Uhlhorn on Feb 26, 2010 2:23 PM PST reply actions  

Playoffs? You’re talking about playoffs?

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by esseffgeez on Feb 26, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

If you want to crown them, then crown their ass!

by microwave donut on Feb 26, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

We can build on this!

by Heffe22 on Feb 26, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Hello! You play to win the gayum!

Your bench player is our #5 hitter!!!

by Mr. Angry on Feb 26, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

WE LET EM OFF THE HOOK!

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by djp4cal on Feb 26, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Cannot play with them. Cannot win with them. Cannot coach with them. Can’t do it.

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Feb 26, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

LOVE THIS video

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That was great

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Feb 26, 2010 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

IP: 185
ERA: 4.18
K:135
BB:75
HR:19

by PiKAgiant on Feb 26, 2010 2:23 PM PST reply actions  

I’m pretty amazed by how many people are predicting a sub-4.00 ERA from Zito. His 2009 really seems like the best case scenario to me.

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by jcb9 on Feb 26, 2010 2:34 PM PST reply actions  

+1

I’m expecting the most awful outcome imaginable.

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

+2

I like jcb9’s projections. Probably because I copied they’re pretty close to mine. :)

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by esseffgeez on Feb 26, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m predicting a 3.25 ERA because I want to be the only person here who can yell out, “I TOLD YOU SO!!!” after the season.

Unfortunately, I’m probably going to be wrong, sooooooooooooooooooooooo…

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Feb 26, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Athletic told us so.

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by Natto on Feb 26, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

IP: 191
ERA: 4.16
K: 118
BB: 70
HR: 20

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Feb 26, 2010 2:38 PM PST reply actions  

You just copied jponry’s IP and then made up the rest.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 26, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

IT'S CALLED HAVING A STRATEGY

LOOK IT UP

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by groug on Feb 26, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/marinersblog/2011202072_doug_fister_gets_the_cactus_le.html

On Wednesday, Doug Fister will get the start for the Mariners in the Cactus League opener against the San Francisco Giants (no, I don’t have a clue who is starting for SF).

Bochy has announced that it’s going to be Lincecum, right?

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by esseffgeez on Feb 26, 2010 2:49 PM PST reply actions  

Chip Caray haz a sad that he’s not a broadcaster for the Mariners.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Feb 26, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I hardly even knew her!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 26, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I HARDLY KNEW HER!

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by djp4cal on Feb 26, 2010 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

ehehe fister

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by jponry on Feb 26, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Happy Birthday

JT Snow
Mark DeRosa
and Joey Joe Joe Shabadoo Martinez

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by Natto on Feb 26, 2010 2:58 PM PST reply actions  

That’s the worst name I’ve ever heard.

by chilibean_3 on Feb 26, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

JT is not so bad… its just a nickname!

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by ringleader3 on Feb 26, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Natto, on the other hand.

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Feb 26, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I ate natto once.

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by shanghaijim on Feb 26, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Boy, was I drunk that night.

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by Natto on Feb 26, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought what we had was for real?

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Feb 26, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 26, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m surprised you admit it.

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by shanghaijim on Feb 26, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, to be more specific: I remember the stuff that happened before midnight.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 27, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

And so was I.

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by shanghaijim on Feb 26, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

P.S. I demand my draft position for adopt a gaint be based on my DFAAurilllia posts

by DFARowand on Feb 26, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

IP: 178
ERA: 4.21
K: 129
BB: 79
HR: 17

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Feb 26, 2010 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

A TMZ staffer just sent me a note that Barry Bonds’s divorce is back on. I’m not sure what to think.

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 26, 2010 4:22 PM PST reply actions  

you can say that again!

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by ringleader3 on Feb 26, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

And I got the e-mail on my phone. I’m such a new media douche!

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 26, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how the image associated with it is rowand and his ride.

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by ringleader3 on Feb 26, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It sounds like you finally have the resources available to turn this blog into the sports gossip center that you’ve always wanted to.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 26, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate Bonds but people at TMZ should be drag out into the streets and shot for all their shit.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 26, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate Bonds

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

by kimmyg on Feb 26, 2010 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I hated Bonds ever since he came up with the Pirates. Didn’t like him when he joined in 1993. I always saw him as the type of player I hate; arrogant.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 26, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

lol ok

you must hate about 95% of athletes then

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I get you like him. Why do I have to?? I see him as a douchebag asshole.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 26, 2010 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

No

you don’t have to like him, but just say you don’t like him. Don’t be a hypocrite and say you don’t like “arrogant athletes”. That’s stupid. Almost all athletes are arrogant, that’s why they’re so good.

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by bondslegend on Feb 27, 2010 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Not true

There is a difference between arrogant, which guys like Bonds, Schilling and Terrell Owens are and confidence like Greg Maddux had without being arrogant.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 27, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

hmm

I bet if you go through history you’ll find that more of the all-time great athletes were assholes than were nice people. There are definitely outliers, but the all-time great guys (Jordan, Bonds, etc) were a little out there and in their own world. It’s hard to be a nice guy and still be competitive enough to be really great.

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by bondslegend on Feb 27, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Now you might be exaggerating a bit, or at least you and SFGuy have different conceptions of the word.

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by shanghaijim on Feb 27, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think it's exaggeration on my part

most high level athletes are pretty arrogant. Maybe not on the level he’s talking about (yeah, I think we do have differing views on the word), but like I said, it’s really hard to be a great athlete and not be arrogant.

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by bondslegend on Feb 27, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why they’re good? Then I should be able to throw a 205-mph changeup.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 27, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Correction

that’s PART of why they’re good.

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by bondslegend on Feb 27, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I kinda like that he’s a dick in a “give em hell, man” sorta way. Other than his alleged relationship issues, he seems like a reasonably stand-up citizen, so it seems like a harmless attitude problem.

His dad was mistreated by the media, and the media is the source of most of the backwards attitudes in sports (steroid witchhunts, anti-statistical attitudes, character assassinations). It’s nice to see someone, especially a minority, who is not bending over backwards to fellate these people.

by rotorueter on Feb 27, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Bonds will treat you OK if you’re a kid. Otherwise, not so much.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 27, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seen the Good Bonds and the Bad Bonds with regards to dealing with fans. I don’t think it’s a big deal.

by rotorueter on Feb 27, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps but I just never liked him. Sure he and Kent (btw, another player I hate but for different reasons) helped in 2002. I tolerated Bonds because he was a Giant. I just hated him.

Side note: Even though I did hate him, I do think there was collusion after he left the Giants in keeping him out of the game.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 27, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

BTW

He is the king the arrogant athlete in baseball.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 26, 2010 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

Now that I’ve found a respected commenter who takes this point of view, I’m willing to come out of the Bonds-hating closet. I don’t like him.

by goGSW24 on Feb 27, 2010 12:48 AM PST up reply actions  

He mentions 95% being arrogant. Which of the Giants are arrogant?? Zito and Wilson, maybe. Lincecum, Pablo, Molina aren’t. Rownad isn’t arrogant (maybe a bit of douchebag, though). Neither Sanchez are arrogant. I don’t like Renteria but I don’t see him as arrogant. Uribe seems arrogant the way he poses when he homers but I think he is just having fun.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 27, 2010 12:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Zito is definitely not arrogant.

You’ve never seen a scareder little fatboy nerd stuck in a model-jock’s body and life. Self-centered, but half the time in a negative fashion, stuck on his faults and worries. I’d be happy to have him a little bit more arrogant if it meant having a little real confidence in what he can do, not this constant game of pretend and make-believe he plays with himself. Of course, you don’t have to be arrogant to have this confidence: Timmy has it. It’s also what made Greg Maddux capable of ruining elite hitters well into the 82MPH fastball days. You can’t touch me. Zito is always afraid these days. Never expected to see such uncertainty in a man who technically has everything.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Feb 27, 2010 1:06 AM PST up reply actions  

OK

If I take out Zito, it’s even far less than 95%. You can’t even say 95% of the NBA or NFL players are arrogant.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 27, 2010 1:40 AM PST up reply actions  

You're losing me SFGuy

I don’t like watching guys catch 5-yard curl passes and dance for 5 minutes. Or stand beating their chest at the opponent’s huddle because they made a tackle. And that’s pretty much every NFL game.

I’m with shj on the other Barry too. If anything he was totally depressed two years ago, and as other guys like Greinke have gotten treated I’ve wondered about him. Most of the other orange and blackers (every one over the age of 25, say) would have to be delusional to be arrogant, and I don’t think there are any of those on the roster. Maybe Bengie and his “I can’t imagine why the Mets didn’t want me” or “how dare they assign someone else to catch a particular pitcher” whinges.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Feb 27, 2010 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

You sure don’t watch a lot of football. 95% DO NOT do that.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 27, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe on a numerical basis

but in almost every NFL game someone celebrates something that is (or used to be) routine.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Feb 27, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Still not 95% of the players. Maybe half but not that high a percentage.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 27, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

(i think it was a slight exaggeration)

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by bondslegend on Feb 27, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude

to be at the point where you’re playing in the top level of any sport and have 40,000-70,000 people cheering for you every day/week/whatever, you have to be somewhat arrogant. Give me a break.

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by bondslegend on Feb 27, 2010 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think you have a very clear idea of what he means by arrogant. Perhaps it would be better to clear that up first.

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by Ott on Feb 27, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

In what way is Bonds arrogant

that isn’t on par with other athletes of his caliber? I guess that’s the question to ask. I think most of the reason people don’t like him is because the media paints him to be a jackass since he doesn’t bend to their every wish.

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by bondslegend on Feb 27, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, arrogance is defined as “an attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions”. So it’s not just being superior, or being confident, or proud. It’s the air of making people feel as if they’re beneath you. There’s this component of looking down on other people. And I wouldn’t go very far in imputing that every high-level athlete looks down on other people because of their achievements. Then again, I never met Bonds face to face, so I can’t say whether or not he did this.

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by shanghaijim on Feb 27, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He was like that as a freshman in high school.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 27, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

I worked with a guy who was on the team with Bonds at Serra. He said he was always a bit separated.

I don’t know how rare that is though. You see it a lot with people who show exceptional talent at early age. Turns out that having people kiss your ass all the time might not make for the most well rounded person.

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by DrStankus on Feb 27, 2010 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Greg Maddux, while with the Braves, was once quoted as saying “We expect to win.”

I’d think calling that “humble” would be sort of stretching it.

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by victor frankenstein on Feb 28, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

This is the point

what we know about these athletes is shaped by the impressions they give OTHER people, or the impressions we get from them on a very limited exposure. That’s why I don’t buy in to liking or hating certain players because of their supposed “personalities”. We don’t know what their personality is.

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Hold on – is your assertion that all pro athletes are this way, or just people of Bonds’ caliber?

If the first, I think you do see a ingrained sense of superiority from Bonds that you don’t get from any number of pro athletes, although I agree that many probably suffer from similar feelings of self-importance.

If the second, I’m suddenly limited to a very small subset of players – in baseball I’m limited to what…Ruth, Bonds, Mays and Williams as hitters? 3-5 pitchers, at most? That’s a very different contention, and even there I think we could agree that the way Mays presents himself when he talks about his talent is different than the way Bonds does – and I respect Mays a lot more.

Perhaps arrogance could be defined as an inflated sense of self-worth – plenty of athletes get that from all the praise that’s heaped on them. The key is if that sense of self-worth is inflated beyond just the context of the game. I think some people do think it makes them superior to other people, and some don’t. I admire the latter group more.

All told, though, it really doesn’t matter much to me. I’m more likely to root hard for a guy that I think is humble, but that’s pretty much it.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 28, 2010 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I love Bonds.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 27, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad I got that off my chest.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 27, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I know it was hard to admit.

We’re proud of you.

And it’s not like I’m not glad he was on the team. I just don’t love him.

by goGSW24 on Feb 27, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved the things he could do for me.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Feb 27, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Barry Zito, #3 Starter

IP:192.2
ERA: 4.12
FIP:4.22
K: 139
BB: 82
HR:19
W-L: 14-13

  1. of photoshopped family photos: 321

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by Speedforthewin on Feb 26, 2010 4:33 PM PST reply actions  

formatting fail

should read “Number of photoshopped family photos: 321”

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Thanks for sharing a year of your great career with the Giants and their fans.

by Speedforthewin on Feb 26, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

IP 191
ERA 4.30
K 145
BB 84
HRA 20

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Feb 26, 2010 5:23 PM PST reply actions  

IP: 191
ERA: 3.93
K: 142
BB: 82
HR: 20

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Feb 26, 2010 5:50 PM PST reply actions  

I FUCKING HATE THOSE FUCKING CANADIENS GOD DAMNIT FUCK THOSE ASSHOLES

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by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2010 8:17 PM PST reply actions  

Baggs wrote some good stuff about our prospects

http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2010/02/26/spring-notes-prospect-edition-peguero-edlefsen-etc/

Especially Peguero

CF Francisco Peguero is coming fast. He’s having a great spring following a tremendous showing in the Dominican. Felipe Alou said he won the league version of the "rookie of the year" award and generated as much buzz as any young player in the league. Despite Peguero’s lack of big league experience, he played center field every day for a Gigantes de Cibao team that was a serious contender for the championship.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 26, 2010 10:45 PM PST reply actions  

Felipe Lopez signed for $2MM.

Yes, this makes me hate Sabean even more. Didn’t think that was possible.

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by DrStankus on Feb 27, 2010 10:13 AM PST reply actions  

well, fuck

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by bondslegend on Feb 27, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

I think part of why he didn’t sign earlier is some Boras backlash. He was his agent until recently.

Teams might have to deal with him for the top talent, but for middle of the road talent, maybe they think they can stick it to him a little.

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by DrStankus on Feb 27, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I have an idea

why don’t this rich fucktards just shut the hell up and sign players that make their team better?

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by bondslegend on Feb 27, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

+109

Is FLop a better hitter than any of the recent acquisitions? He had a real nice year last year.

He can play 6 positions to some degree. Would have thought the Giants would be all over him.

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by DrStankus on Feb 27, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT HIS AGENT IS A JURK SO FUCK THAT GUY

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by bondslegend on Feb 27, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The Fat watching The Future

by DFARowand on Feb 27, 2010 10:24 AM PST reply actions  

well, fuck

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by bondslegend on Feb 27, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck well!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Feb 27, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I try to do my best

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by Gobroks on Feb 28, 2010 12:07 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Do or do not.

There is no “try”.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Feb 28, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Some nights are better than others though

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by Gobroks on Feb 28, 2010 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

'why is bengie?' GIS result

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 27, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Even the dead know he should’ve signed with the Mets this year.

McSabey you're losing me

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Feb 27, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The way Posey appears to be reaching for something low and away makes me suspect that’s Scott giving advice in the background.

McSabey you're losing me

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Feb 27, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

What you don't see

is that he sent that pitch 450 feet to RF

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by bondslegend on Feb 27, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

So Rowand is talking to Posey...

…but Posey is listening to Sandoval.

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by victor frankenstein on Feb 27, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, what marvelous deception! This man will go far.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 27, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

He be smart player

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by bondslegend on Feb 27, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He got gud book lernin

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by Gobroks on Feb 28, 2010 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Larry Baer is claiming a 7% increase in season ticket sales and is expecting over 3 million in ticket sales this season. They are going to use this as reasons why “The Giants Way” is working (meaning you’ll never see Posey, Neal, etc. play) and Sabean will never lose his job.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 27, 2010 4:01 PM PST reply actions  

I would think the $680 season ticket packages aren’t hurting sales either.

by Merope on Feb 27, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I am very tempted for those $680 "Gamer" packages

However, I don’t live in the city and I doubt I’ll even make it to half of the games.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Feb 28, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that’s us too… well that and we don’t necessarily like the “Look at us we’re sitting on top of the foul pole” type seats, which is what we are assuming these must be.

by Merope on Feb 28, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, the seats aren't too bad

It’s upper deck of course, but not those behind the foul pole seats. I believe the sections are located behind 3rd base and in front of LF. I think I’m gonna see who wants to possibly split them.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Feb 28, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

How does that work?

I’ve always been curious. If you split season tix with someone do you both just pay half and then figure out which games each person goes to and split up the tickets that way?

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

This is where you do what you want. If someone wants to go to 50 games, they would pay for 50. It’s up to each group how they want to do it. Hell, you might find people who want to pay the whole thing and give tickets to their friends.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants' website has something like that

that helps season ticket holders find splitters. I was thinking somebody who owns 2 season ticket seats for those $680 packages (so $1360 total) would split 83 games so each party pays only $680 for 2 seats to 42/41 games. I guess they got to get together and choose which games to go to, etc. Of course, one cannot only choose premium games (i.e. Dodgers) but rather have some afternoon matinees against say the Pirates.

I plan to sell or split my 42 games if possible to lower my cost as I am fine with attending only ~20 games since taking BART + Muni actually will cost me more than the ticket to the game.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Feb 28, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually it’s 84. 3 pre-season games.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

You're right

For some reason, I kept thinking 83.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Feb 28, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Very cool

this whole thing is a foreign concept to me since I’ve never lived anywhere with a pro franchise.

I remember hearing about a group who did some sort of fantasy draft to see who got the premium tickets (this year I believe the red sox series is a big deal for some), and I didn’t quite get how that worked.

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of the Red Sox tickets, prices have gone up already since Feb 1st with the Dynamic pricing. This is where season tickets are more worth it because the price is averaged out (and far cheaper).

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahh yes

I was wondering if that was the case. That’s pretty cool

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

My season ticket seats average $18 per game. The 3 games for the Red Sox if you purchased them individually is: $49 for Friday, $52.75 for Saturday and $47.25 for Sunday IF you purchased this today. That could change next week.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Larry Baer – Doing his job.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 28, 2010 7:10 AM PST up reply actions  

It Could Happen

But proabably won’t.

IP:186
H: 182
HR: 19
K: 129
BB: 87
HR:19
ERA: 3.97
W-L: 11-11

by koel on Feb 27, 2010 5:37 PM PST reply actions  

I did a mock auction draft last night

1. Chase Utley (Phi – 2B) $34
2. Matt Holliday (StL – OF) $35
3. Justin Upton (Ari – OF) $28
4. David Wright (NYM – 3B) $31
5. Félix Hernández (Sea – SP) $27
6. Matt Cain (SF – SP) $17
7. Yovani Gallardo (Mil – SP) $23
8. Luke Scott (Bal – 1B,OF) $3
9. Stephen Drew (Ari – SS) $6
10. Mike Napoli (LAA – C) $4
11. David Aardsma (Sea – RP) $5
12. Ryan Franklin (StL – RP) $3
13. Ted Lilly (ChC – SP) $4
14. Dexter Fowler (Col – OF) $4
15. Vladimir Guerrero (Tex – Util) $3
16. Mark Buehrle (CWS – SP) $5
17. Randy Wells (ChC – SP) $2
18. Brad Hawpe (Col – OF) $2
19. Adrián Béltre (Bos – 3B) $2
20. Carlos Beltrán (NYM – OF) $3
21. Scott Kazmir (LAA – SP) $1
22. Johnny Cueto (Cin – SP) $1
23. Josh Willingham (Was – OF) $17

Not bad, a couple overpays. I could have gotten Willingham for like $2, but I had 17 left and only one roster spor, so what ever.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 27, 2010 7:46 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t know much about auctions, but ignoring the money, this is a really strong draft.. I hope I do that well.

The one thing I might have done differently is use that Utley pick on an elite slugger, since 2nd base is so deep, but that’s more of a preference than an actual critique—-Utley is in a tier of his own.

by rotorueter on Feb 27, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you doing an auction?

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 27, 2010 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope. Just a snake draft.

by rotorueter on Feb 27, 2010 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh ya. I will probaby do a couple of both. Auction drafts are fun though. I recommend you try it.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 27, 2010 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn

damn. That is a sweet team. How many teams was the league? 10? corner IF maybe a little weak, but pretty awesome everywhere else.

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by bondslegend on Feb 27, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it was 10.maybe 12. I dont remember. but yeah, I didnt want Wright, I was just trying to drive the price up, but I went a little too far.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 28, 2010 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Quick thoughts

Good value on Cain, Scott, Vlad, Beltre, Kazmir & Cueto.

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by Gobroks on Feb 28, 2010 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

From last Sunday’s Boston Globe. Read number 2:

Apropos of nothing

1. Jamie McCourt is asking for $988,845 a month in support from her estranged husband, which means Dodgers owner Frank McCourt would get change back from a million; 2. How many guys are already "in the best shape of my life’’?; 3. I think Derek Lowe is going to have a huge year; 4. I really like the Orioles as a surprise team; 5. The word you hear a lot to describe the Mets? "Mess.’’ Which makes it more amazing that Jason Bay didn’t agree to a medical clause to stay with the Red Sox.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 27, 2010 9:48 PM PST reply actions  

LOL Jamie McCourt

She should get her own section on the Dodger’s Cot’s Contracts page.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Feb 27, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Zito

ERA: 3.86
IP: 193
BB: 79
SO: 120
WL: 11-10

by Electric on Feb 27, 2010 10:14 PM PST reply actions  

OT: Damon Bruce on 1050.

by KENN on Feb 27, 2010 10:29 PM PST reply actions  

is he the one that is off topic?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

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by DrStankus on Feb 27, 2010 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

No interest.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Feb 28, 2010 2:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Who is worse?? Damon Bruce on 1050 or Fitz and Brooks on 680. I would say Bruce because Brooks isn’t too bad even though Fitz is an idiot.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 2:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the interplay between Fitz and Brooks, it’s like eavesdropping on a couple of dudes hanging out. Bruce is antagonistic and annoying, kinda like listening to my fat, drunk step uncle berate his bleach blonde dingbat wife.

by Merope on Feb 28, 2010 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Your uncle is Archie Bunker?

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Aww, jeez Edith.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 28, 2010 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

My impression of Fitz and Brooks is a lot like my impression of Murph and Mac: They are fine when they’re not trying to talk about sports.

My impression of Damon Bruce is that he is never fine.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 28, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Continuing the OT theme

I’ve had a smile on my face since up in the air started. This is a grrreat movie

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by bondslegend on Feb 27, 2010 11:38 PM PST reply actions  

The smile faded by the end

but still, it’s great. If you haven’t seen it I can’t recommend it enough

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 12:31 AM PST up reply actions  

agreed, 100%

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Feb 28, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

That movie is fantastic. I love the ending, especially how he brings back the interview device. I do have my own theory about what George Clooney is doing at the end, but I don’t want to spoil the movie for anyone.

Also, if you haven’t seen it, get off your damn tuckus and get to the theater. It’s a fucking great movie!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Feb 28, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

naw

I’ve got my own existential crises to deal with. No need to import more. :)

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by DrStankus on Feb 28, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a really good one though!!

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a good movie, but I left depressed.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 28, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

most truly good movies leave me that way too.

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

which is why I prefer movies with lots of explosions and/or dick jokes.

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by DrStankus on Feb 28, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

lol I hated the ending

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Feb 28, 2010 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

I’d ask why but I guess that might end up spoiling it for others

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, I think at that point, I was just sick of the whole “IT’S NOT A REALISTIC ENDING UNLESS IT’S AMBIGUOUS OR UNHAPPY” thing.

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by jponry on Feb 28, 2010 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

(note: i saw up in the air a couple days after seeing both a single man and a serious man, which had similar endings)

Sort of throwing you a rope, making you think things are gonna turn out okay and then yanking the rug out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Feb 28, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yah

I pretty much knew this wasn’t the kind of movie that would have an “ending” per se, but it is true that that kind of ending does make it more realistic.. unfortunately there’s really no such thing as happily ever after really, and I’m glad they didn’t do that with the movie.

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, see, that’s the thing – I don’t think those sort of endings are necessarily more “realistic”. But looking back on it now, the ending for Up in the Air does probably make the most sense for that movie. I still hate the trend of, “IF IT’S NOT A HAPPY ENDING, IT’S NOT ‘TRUE ART’” or whatever.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Feb 28, 2010 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

whoops, i mean

IF IT IS A HAPPY ENDING, IT’S NOT TRUE ART

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Feb 28, 2010 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I see where you're coming from

it can get a little tiring that people refuse to just have their movies end nicely. But like you said, I’m not sure that kind of ending would have been right for that movie. It was a certain way throughout, and if they’d all of the sudden been like “hey, now everythings great!” it wouldn’t have really fit the rest of the theme IMO

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by bondslegend on Mar 1, 2010 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

in the original ending of Clerks, Kevin Smith has Dante killed by an armed robber because, “At the time, I just thought that’s the way an indie film had to end.”

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Mar 1, 2010 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I would pay to be that armed robber.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 2, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Having “A Serious Man” and “A Single Man” come out around the same time was confusing. Guess which one I saw!

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by Natto on Feb 28, 2010 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Single?

Lots of nice half naked young men in that one!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Feb 28, 2010 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you just woke up shanghaijim.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHA joke’s on you I been writin’ all day

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 1, 2010 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Correct

My lady friend has a thing for Colin Firth and… Adrian Veidt (whatever that actor’s name is).

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by Natto on Feb 28, 2010 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Matthew Goode!

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by Natto on Feb 28, 2010 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually did enjoy the movie. For more than just shallow reasons, I mean.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Feb 28, 2010 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the story was meh, but the performances was great. That college kid looked too pretty for me to take seriously though.

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by Natto on Feb 28, 2010 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much. There really wasn’t too much plot, but it was a gorgeous movie and it was well-acted.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Feb 28, 2010 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t seen it, but from these comments I gather that they left the ending a bit up in the air.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2010 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

heyo!

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by bondslegend on Mar 1, 2010 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh man, I think I just deciphered the title of the movie!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2010 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Took you long enough!

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by Natto on Mar 1, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I watched ShutterIsland this weekend. Was a good movie, except for a stupid twist at the end. Overall I felt meh on it.

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Mar 1, 2010 7:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Looks a little too creepy for me..

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by bondslegend on Mar 1, 2010 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t seen Shutter Island either, but I’m aware of the “twist”. Based on what I know, it doesn’t seem like they tried particularly hard to hide it. And if that’s the case, thinking of it as a “twist” would make it seem pretty cheap. I hope they weren’t actually trying to be surprising about it, because if they were then that’s pretty lame.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2010 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I know nothing a about the movie

but lemme guess: THE WHOLE THING IS A DREEEEEEAAMMMMM OOOOO

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by bondslegend on Mar 1, 2010 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Not too far off.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2010 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Because when you think about it, what is life but a dream?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2010 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Uh… I guess that was a pretty poor way to try to recover from the semi-spoiler. :/

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2010 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess, I got something else from the promo’s.

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Mar 1, 2010 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I don’t know how much stock I take in trailers these days. After watching the trailer for Moon, I wasn’t particularly excited to go watch a cheap 2001 knockoff. Then I actually saw it, and the movie is nothing like the promos at all. And not just minor differences – it’s a completely different plot. And it’s much, much better than some cheap 2001 knockoff.

If the movie is lame, though, I’m not trying to defend it. Like I said, I haven’t seen Shutter Island. I just know how it ends and I’ve heard what a few of my friends think of it.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2010 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

It was an ‘okay’ movie, but for Scorsese & DiCaprio you expect better. Or at least I do. There were a couple of scenes where you cringe at the topics.

Moon on the other hand was a good movie thanks to Rockwell acting. Like you said, I wasn’t expecting the story to be about that.

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by ResDog on Mar 1, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

looked it up on wikipedia (not gonna see it)

meh.

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by bondslegend on Mar 1, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

FishStripes, a nice little Marlins blog for the SB Nation network, dutifully updated fans with five posts yesterday. These were posts from Spring Training, the most lush, hopeful time of the season, the time when even casual fans stretch their arms out and shake off the cobwebs for a new year. Not a single one of those posts elicited so much as one comment. They’re fine posts, hearty posts, sturdy posts. And nothing. The Internet was invented for pornography, being able to make Ashton Kutcher aware of your existence and the discussion of baseball. The interest just isn’t there. I’m not trying to be mean. The Florida Marlins just aren’t happening. And still, they pop up, ever and ever.

And they have two World Series Titles. Have you no heart baseball gods?

by DFARowand on Feb 28, 2010 7:50 AM PST reply actions  

It’s pretty funny. Their post about “not existing” has received 10 comments so far.

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by Giant among Angels on Feb 28, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I just visited that site. It’s pretty grim.

by rotorueter on Feb 28, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I was looking at their site and I kept thinking:

How do they function not knowing what their fellow Marlins fans are having for lunch on any given day? There must be another site for Marlins-fan lunch-related topics, right? Right? Hello?

by goGSW24 on Feb 28, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Cuban sandwiches mmm

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by shanghaijim on Feb 28, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a PB&J, banana & a glass of milk.

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by ResDog on Feb 28, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

grilled marlin
the heart of jeffery loria (let’s face it, he’s not using it)

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by DrStankus on Feb 28, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

For dinner, I’m having Chinese food. Filet of Rock Cod in Black Bean Sauce and Beef with Bean Curd.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Huzzah

I made a ribeye roast (Bengie!) with sauteed spinach and Yorkshire pudding.

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by shanghaijim on Mar 1, 2010 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I was on their site a little bit last year

making fictional deals for Uggla. They seemed friendly enough

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by Gobroks on Feb 28, 2010 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Zito

IP 197
ERA 4.61
SO 145
BB 93
HR 16
$$$ 18.5 mill

I’m totally okay with these numbers for a #3 pitcher, except that last one.

by BooRadley2785 on Feb 28, 2010 10:38 AM PST reply actions  

There’s a GDT on Fear the Fin, they’re pretty cool over there…

by Merope on Feb 28, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Who are they rooting for? Or is it just “Go Pavelski!” “Go Heatley!” “COME ON MARLEAU GODDAMNIT” and “OMG joe thornton is so cute!”?

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by shanghaijim on Feb 28, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The majority are rooting for the USA, while at the same time hoping the Canadian Sharks players don’t “cost Canada the game.” A game winning goal from Joe Pavelski off of a Sidney Crosby misplay is I think the ideal.

by Merope on Feb 28, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

We want the USA to win. The Sharks doing well is also a goal, but secondary to our nationalistic pride. Like, we’ve been celebrating hits against Heatley and Pavelski winning pucks in battles against Boyle, but also hope that none of the Sharks hurt themselves for when the NHL resumes tomorrow.

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by mymclife on Feb 28, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Was gonna post this

USA USA!!

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Henderson says (Rajai) Davis could get 75-80 stolen bases

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/02/28/SPBI1C8CJO.DTL&feed=rss.athletics

I sure am sad we signed Rowand instead of just hanging onto this guy.

by rotorueter on Feb 28, 2010 1:36 PM PST reply actions  

I saw that, I didn’t read it, I was ascared to.

by Merope on Feb 28, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh

I think Rajai is going to turn back into a pumpkin.

WHY IS BENGIE?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 28, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

UZR absolutely adored him last year. He wouldn’t have to do much to be a better use of a roster spot than Rowand, money aside.

by rotorueter on Feb 28, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I watched him play a couple of times when he hit that hot streak and did a great job of reduxing Ricky Henderson. Immediately followed on Comcast by Rownad bouncing into a double play.

by E Ticket on Feb 28, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Does that mean Rowand’s carriage turns back into a pizza delivery truck and he just fucking disappears with a load of large anchovie combos?

by E Ticket on Feb 28, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that we turn into a pumpkin if we have to watch more Rowand. Specifically, this pumpkin:

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 28, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t believe how much he must have learned from Dave Roberts.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 28, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

SFGate partnered with Bleacher Report!

Sample Bleacher Report headline from the sfgate.com/sports page: Could Aaron Rowand be Replaced Andres Torres in 2010?

Nice work, Chronicle. Nice work. I’m sure that’s the partnership that’ll bring you into the new era.

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 28, 2010 4:20 PM PST reply actions  

Oh, my.

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by jcb9 on Feb 28, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ve partner for a couple months now.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny you should say that, as their new partnership with New Era is going to be announced in a few days.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 28, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Baseball in February

We went to our first FSU game today. It was against Hofstra, which is a comical overmatch, like the Yankees playing a lineup entirely composed of Emmanuel Burriss. For comparison’s sake: Hofstra has had one player drafted since 1995 – he spent two years in the NYPL, earning a line of .177 / .242 / .274. FSU, on the other hand, is one of the top ten teams in the country, has two players on BA’s preseason All-American list, and has had 3-8 players drafted every year for the past decade.

The final score was 14-4 FSU. That was Hofstra’s best game of the series – they lost the first two 13-1 and 13-0.

But still, it was baseball! In February. Which I watched while wearing a t-shirt. Florida is weird.

FSU’s biggest prospect is Tyler Holt, their starting center fielder/leadoff hitter. He’s a junior and a second team All-American, and will be available in this year’s draft. He didn’t get any hits, but he impressed me with his approach. He drew two walks and showed good plate discipline and pitch judgement – I didn’t see him swing at one pitch out of the zone in all four at bats. The other two plate appearances were first-pitch outs, but they were both hard-hit line drives, so it’s not like he was hacking at first-pitch slop.

The other name to know is Mike McGee, their left fielder/cleanup hitter and a third team All-American. Also a junior. He went 1-4 with a walk – one of his outs was a ball hit to the warning track in dead center field. He also looked like a guy who was able to take a pitch.

My wife took pictures – I shall have to post them when she gets them edited. Baseball, yay!

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by jcb9 on Feb 28, 2010 4:34 PM PST reply actions  

Yay!

Stanford laid a total turd in Austin this weekend and BC is not good at baseball. Wooh.

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by cornball on Feb 28, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I expected Stanford to lose worse than they did. Is today’s game final yet?

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by Giant among Angels on Feb 28, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Never mind. I found the boxscore

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by Giant among Angels on Feb 28, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

Looking at his stats, though, it doesn’t look like he has any of his brother’s hitting skills.

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by jcb9 on Feb 28, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Should have gotten a nickname like Buster and the hits would have followed

Bossman Posey
Apple “Jack” Posey
Homer Posey
Strike-A-Posey

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Feb 28, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Homer wouldn’t work. A lot of people would be thinking Homer Simpson.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I keep wondering if the Reds were on the road and if he made an error would the PA system play “D’OH!!”

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

How much were tickets? How were their fans? I find that college fans are the best hecklers.

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by Giant among Angels on Feb 28, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Tickets are $6 for adults, and our kids were free since they’re under 5.

The fans were amusing – they clearly had all these traditions, like call-and-response chants, but I had a hard time figuring out what the hell they were saying much of the time. That stuff mostly went on the grandstands, for season ticket holders – general admission seating is out in the bleachers, where people were more casual. As cheap as tickets are, lots of people just came for an inning or two and then left.

Two things that were particularly amusing, though:

When the US-Canada hockey game was scheduled to start, some fans in the grandstands unfurled a large Canadian flag and sang “O Canada” in its entirety. Then the other fans started chanting USA at them.

At one point, a pop foul landed in the FSU dugout, and one of the players (I didn’t see which) awkwardly ducked out of the way, like he was scared of a weak popup. Although it was an FSU player, the fans started heckling: “Don’t worry, that’s just a ball, not a girl!”

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by jcb9 on Feb 28, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, and also

One of FSU’s backup outfielders is named Taiwan Easterling. I don’t care if he’s a prospect or not – I want the Giants to draft the man for his name alone.

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by jcb9 on Feb 28, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

He has no baseball bio but has one for football..

 2009: Started five games…posted career-highs with four touchdowns, 409 receiving yards and 32 receptions as a sophomore…returned a pair of kicks for a total of 40 yards…caught three passes for 33 yards in FSU’s Gator Bowl victory over West Virginia. 2008: Played in 12 games making eight starts…ranked third on the team in catches (30) and yards (322)…led all freshmen in both categories…finished the year with one touchdown reception…posted career-highs in receptions (5) against NC State and yards receiving (53) against Chattanooga…also saw time as a kick returner recording seven returns for 141 yards averaging 20.1 yards per return

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

he definitely has a baseball bio, 'cause I looked it up earlier

Looking in my history, here:

http://www.seminoles.com/sports/m-basebl/mtt/easterling_taiwan00.html

It mostly talks about football, too, on the college level. The Marlins drafted him in the 6th round out of high school, though.

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by jcb9 on Feb 28, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

What I meant was no baseball bio for FSU. I got that from his bio page.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Aha.

Regardless, the point remains: HIS NAME IS TAIWAN EASTERLING!!!

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by jcb9 on Feb 28, 2010 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Everytime i think of FSU i think of FRESNO STATE UNIVERSITY

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Taiwan is his nickname

his birthname is Formosa Easterling.

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by DrStankus on Feb 28, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

recced

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Feb 28, 2010 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

also

I posted a link to photos from the game, including an appearance by Buster Posey* in a fanshot: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/2/28/1331036/baseball-in-february

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by jcb9 on Feb 28, 2010 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

The opposing team’s Tolkien nerds heckle him as “Slant-Eyed Easterling”.

At which point they’re immediately capped in the ass by people driving souped-up Civics.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 1, 2010 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Tolkien was my first thought when I read that name. I’ve been listening to the Silmarillion audiobook at night, great cure for insomnia that…

by Merope on Mar 1, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

$6.00 is a great deal. While at LB State, the regulars would dig up dirt like girlfriend’s names, Mom names, embarrassing hobbies…etc… They were really good at it.

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by Giant among Angels on Feb 28, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Via ESPN's Baseball Tonight on Sunday

Accuscore had the Giants going 87-85, 1 game over the Dodgers. (I forgot the rest but in order from 3rd to 5th: Rockies, D-Backs, Padres).

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 4:48 PM PST reply actions  

THAT"S THE GIANTS WAY

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Feb 28, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Make that 87-75. That’s my error.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Anybody read Baggs’ blog from yesterday? Apparently Nate’s parents are athletic. His mother ran the Boston Marathon three times and his father still surfs and skateboards (with a You Tube link for that one. If you watch it, he could be among the oldest person you’ve seen skateboard since Nate’s father is almost 50).

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 5:14 PM PST reply actions  

That video was great. I hadn’t realized that Nate was such a gym rat, too.

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by Giant among Angels on Feb 28, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Brett Tomko is back. He signed a minor league deal with Oakland.

This is how much I’ve played attention. I didn’t know he even played last year and he pitched in Oakland.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

Neither did i… minor league contract there?

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

He actually pitched in their rotation last year.

by speckops on Feb 28, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless the A’s have a lot of injuries (hello Ben Sheets), he won’t be in their rotation this year.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

And Duscherer. And Braden. And protecting their young arms. I’d say that there’s a decent (~40%) chance we see him in their rotation.

by speckops on Feb 28, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t he with the Yankees, too? I’m pretty sure somebody told me that Tomko gets a WS ring for last year.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 28, 2010 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

He did. He started 2009 with the Yankees.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a little depressing to think that Brett Tomko and Cody Ransom both have World Series Rings.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 28, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Cue Bochy about Renteria.

by speckops on Feb 28, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

and Brain

they’re successful now and must be obtained to spread their gaminess.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Feb 28, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

But

Rent had more to do with his team’s ring than the other two, to be fair

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Rafael Belliard!

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by jcb9 on Feb 28, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Tomko doesn't

He was cut around mid-season, and Oakland picked him up.

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by Natto on Feb 28, 2010 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

YANKEEZ BY THER RINGZ they doesnt count

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 1, 2010 12:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Jason Jennings is angry at your disrespect

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Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Feb 28, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: MLB 2K10 comes out Tuesday! hell yea, chance to get a 1,000,000

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 6:37 PM PST reply actions  

I’ll stick with MLB The Show.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll stick with the XBOX 360

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the problem

the 360 is the better system, but the show is so far better than the 2k game that it’s not even a competition. It sucks.

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly dude, someone gets it! PS3 is OK, but the 360 is just awesome, it’s too bad, but hey, i’ll deal with it, i’ll still win a million using Cain or Lincecum

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Sick! If only I had money

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 28, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Get money the old fashioned way, get a job. Oh wait, there isn’t any out there.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

So whats the up-to-date system of getting money?

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 28, 2010 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Lie, cheat and steal?

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I choose that one. Although just stealing the game might be easier.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 28, 2010 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Turn eighteen and apply as a “model” to one of those websites.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 1, 2010 12:13 AM PST up reply actions  

back in the Depression, everyone had to grift

it was either that or work

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by DrStankus on Feb 28, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, with me, i don’t have to really spend any money, i just go to the school and order it and pay using the money already i have within the school…

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I have money. I was planning on saving it for college and gas, etc. But whatever.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 28, 2010 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

yea, the college and gas thing is pretty damn important

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

So is MLB 2k10 however. I blow 90% of my money on food anyway.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 28, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, yea this is pretty much what happens here with me

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn you Taco Bell.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 28, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

oh… i dont even eat fast food anymore… i did today, but that’s about it

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats too bad.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 28, 2010 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Soon enough, you won’t be able to eat that stuff or else you would make Molina look skinny.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats why I eat as mush as I can now.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 28, 2010 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

keeping your tapeworm happy!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

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by natteringnabob on Feb 28, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, yeaaaa, i mean, i just make shit at home and eat fresh

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

The combination pizza hut and taco bell.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 28, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

That shit is straight up evil

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Here it’s a combination KFC and Taco Bell.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

KFC/A&W are always my favorite

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

TB. All I ate during college.

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by Giant among Angels on Feb 28, 2010 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

That damn 5 dollar box

is going to be responsible for my death by age 30

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I really like that Cheesy Gordita Crunch

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by Giant among Angels on Feb 28, 2010 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

mmmm

they’re both awesome. And terrible.

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

How about filing for some financial aid? I think the deadline for upcoming freshman is soon.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Im only a junior though. So for now Im stuck lying, cheating and stealing. Not that Im complaining.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 28, 2010 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I thought you were a senior.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah im just an old Junior.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 28, 2010 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The longest three years of your life.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 1, 2010 5:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure the deadline is tonight. Well, the priority deadline. You can still apply through March and maybe beyond.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 28, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

How’s the college/finaid stuff going for you, Cooky (and any other seniors)? I’m just in the boring waiting period.

by goGSW24 on Feb 28, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

dregarx is a senior, but uhhh, I dont think Howie is.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 28, 2010 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I know. I just thought it was a good introduction to what I had to say.

by goGSW24 on Feb 28, 2010 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m still waiting to hear back from schools. I’m expected to know about acceptances / rejections in March. The financial aid should be fine in general, and I applied for FAFSA already, but I’ll wait until I actually get into school before I start freaking out about finances.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 28, 2010 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Some people on this site already got their acceptance to grad school, though. Lucky.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 28, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

And some people I know already got into undergrad. Lucky bastards.

by goGSW24 on Feb 28, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Early action single choice ftw.

by speckops on Feb 28, 2010 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Grad schools (in chemistry, at least) usually send out acceptances in January. If you haven’t heard by late January, you’re usually in trouble.

by speckops on Feb 28, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

this varies a lot depending on department and school

In English, one of my application deadlines wasn’t even until January 1st, and they don’t start sending our responses until early March.

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by jcb9 on Feb 28, 2010 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, perhaps I should’ve made the caveat a non-parenthetical aside.

by speckops on Feb 28, 2010 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the deadline for my last application was actually today.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2010 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

The deadline was Feb 15

for federal financial aid (FAFSA) anyway.

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by Gobroks on Feb 28, 2010 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

The priority deadline for FAFSA varies by school (for instance, I had to apply by February 1 for Mills priority filing), but they don’t stop you from applying after the priority deadline. If you do, it just means you probably won’t get as much money as you need.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2010 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

As you can see here.

The 2010-2011 School Year (July 1st, 2010 – June 30th, 2011):

* FAFSA on the Web applications must be submitted by midnight Central Daylight time, June 30, 2011.

And…

TIP: The deadlines for your state or schools may be different from the federal deadlines and you may be required to complete additional forms.
California: For initial awards – March 2, 2010 +*
For additional community college awards – September 2, 2010 – date postmarked

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2010 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re still waiting for your case with the university, correct?

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s tomorrow… i got to turn in my appeal tomorrow, so i meet with my attorney at 2, and i turn it in around 5

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s this case about? Attorneys are involved? Shiiiit.

by speckops on Feb 28, 2010 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

yea dude, you weren’t here last week when we were talkin bout this?

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, last week was a shit show/really busy.

by speckops on Feb 28, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

pleading I have a life outside of McC!

by speckops on Feb 28, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, at least you got away from it all in a week… i’ll give you the lowdown

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck. If it doesnt work out though I got an extra room in my house.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 28, 2010 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, dude i really hope it works out

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah me too. That would suck to not be able to finish college there.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 28, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed, i mean, the school just wants their money, so whatever, i’ll get through it, just got to stay confident, and work with my dad and attorneys

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Having read up on the thread I apparently missed, good luck and kick some ass.

by speckops on Feb 28, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

oh… well there ya go… haha, yea thanks man, i’ll definitely be kicking the schools ass, a bunch of assholes anyway

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously

I don’t see any way they could even think about ruling against you. It’s so stupid that you even have to go through this.

by goGSW24 on Feb 28, 2010 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The justice system is fucking idiotic sometimes

so you never know. I really hope reason wins the day, though

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, pretty much, the justice system is just crazy, and money wins, that’s what it comes down to, money wins

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t aware PiKA’s real name was reason.

by speckops on Feb 28, 2010 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

His real name is the best name

because it’s the same as my name what WHAT

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

wait… that’s right!!!! forgot about that

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

ESPN.com poll question: What do you think of the Canadian women’s hockey team celebrating their gold medal with on-ice alcohol and cigars? 42% said bad example, 58% said harmless fun. 5 states (North and South Dakota, Alabama, Utah and Wyoming) said bad example with 62% of Utah saying bad example. Utah sure is an uptight state. I don’t recommend anyone here living there.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 7:07 PM PST reply actions  

unless you are fans of being uptight. Clearly some of these exist.

I’m guessing there would have been less of a fuss if it had been the men’s team?

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by DrStankus on Feb 28, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That is my thought.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely no doubt

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a fan of up tight men.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 1, 2010 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Doesnt surprise me… honestly i dont care about what they did, at least they did it when nobody was in attendance and shit like that, so what

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

PiKA, imagine if you went to BYU (to a lesser extent Utah)? You wouldn’t be drinking much.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the LEAST party school in the nation… i mean, i wouldn’t be too happy, but i’d find something to find

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

You find it for the sake of finding it, eh?

by speckops on Feb 28, 2010 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

more like, for the sake of having fun

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

and OMG, one of the players was 18, when BC's drinking age is 19

An 18 year old had beer! After winning a tournament that happens once every 4 years. THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED

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by DrStankus on Feb 28, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

OH NOOOOOO, call he police!

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

One Olympic official said something along the lines of “It’s okay to celebrate in the privacy of the locker-room but to do so in public is poor sportsmanship”. Yes, because it’s uncool to show that you’re excited about accomplishing something completely awesome.

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by cornball on Feb 28, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

No one except for some photographers were in the arena at the time.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

So…. on the ice of an arena surrounded by the press.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 28, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

which is totally different than locker rooms after sporting championships.

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by DrStankus on Feb 28, 2010 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

They let the press into the womens’ locker room in the Olympics?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 2, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

THEYRE MAKING ZOOLANDER 2?!??! WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 28, 2010 7:46 PM PST reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOO

i didn’t like zoolander that much anyway

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

for whatever reason I loved the first one

but all a sequel could do is ruin it.

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

would it really ruin the first one?

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It would just leave a bad "zoolander" taste in my mouth

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

/was expecting a "twss"

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I’m going to see it. I liked the first one, how much could the second really add?

by goGSW24 on Feb 28, 2010 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

doesn’t seem like there was much to the story that needed to be expanded on

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked the first one fine, and it itself left a bad “zoolander” taste in my mouth.

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by DrStankus on Feb 28, 2010 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Just enjoy the first one and don’t watch the 2nd one?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 28, 2010 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

yep

Godfather 3? Never happened.
Cutting Edge 2? Also, never happened.
Beethoven’s 5th? Terrible. But they went back to the good stuff in the 6th movie.

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by DrStankus on Feb 28, 2010 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh. Godfather 3.

/shakes head

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by djp4cal on Feb 28, 2010 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

some day

I’ll drop some knowledge on you folks and break down the “Air Bud” franchise.

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by DrStankus on Feb 28, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

I think I only watched the first one. After that, they lost me.

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by djp4cal on Feb 28, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear the plot got too complicated.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Feb 28, 2010 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

once the original dog died

I got pretty cynical about the whole thing

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by DrStankus on Feb 28, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You just can’t recast a part of that magnitude and expect the audience to ignore it.

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by groug on Feb 28, 2010 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

truthfully

that is one more than me.

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by DrStankus on Feb 28, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

I was 10. So, yeah.

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by djp4cal on Feb 28, 2010 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

someone actually did watch all 6 Beethoven movies

Linky

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by DrStankus on Feb 28, 2010 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Another ESPN poll

Who was better overall?? Mickey Mantle or Willie Mays. Mays winning over 59-41 with Mantle winning only New York and Oklahoma.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 7:48 PM PST reply actions  

I should say Mays winning 59-41. Take out over.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I probably cant answer this unbiasedly

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 28, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes you can.

Mays > any/every other baseball player.

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by Gobroks on Feb 28, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that a serious question?

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

One of their 12 poll questions of the day. BTW, Oklahoma picked Mantle because he’s their favorite son. Mantle was from Oklahoma.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Mantle was good and all

but cmon…it’s willie mays. Seriously.

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t why the question was even asked. Other questions involved topics of the weekend: NBA, Olympics.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

BORING VACATION STORY ALERT

When a friend and I took a Midwest road trip last fall, we toured the Oklahoma state capitol building because we had some time to kill in OKC. It’s a stunningly beautiful building, and the corridors and rotunda are decorated with larger-than-life paintings of famous Oklahomans — inlcuding Mickey Mantle. It was a pleasant surprise, as I didn’t know that he was from the Sooner State.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 1, 2010 5:36 AM PST up reply actions  

They also have a statue of Mantle outside the Rangers AAA stadium in OKC.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Mar 1, 2010 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish I’d gotten to visit the stadium. Looked like a nifty place from a distance.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 1, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s close if you go by peak. Mantle’s bat was that good.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Mar 1, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

totally OT

any video game nerdz out there excited about heavy rain? Looks pretty cool

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 8:06 PM PST reply actions  

I just read that as heavy rain means you won’t anything to do but stay inside and play video games. I’m guessing thats incorrect though

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by heimy25 on Feb 28, 2010 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the same thing.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 1, 2010 5:37 AM PST up reply actions  

haha

yes, incorrect. If you like video games look it up, it’s rather intriguing.

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by bondslegend on Mar 1, 2010 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m a little at odds about it. Im always interested in new ideas and the story is supposed to be amazing but the way the gameplay is reminds me a super version of re4’s interactive cut scenes. It’ll take alot to beat out me2 for game of the year. Theres just too many good games, cant afford to play them all. Look at the rest of the year: god of war 3, alan wake, halo reach, Fallout las vegas, fable 3. And oh and final fantasy 13.

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Feb 28, 2010 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah...

there are a lot of options no doubt. Like you said though, heavy rain is at least trying something new. The QTEs might get a little old, but I’m all for people actually coming up with original ideas for games. Seems like games and movies are all either sequels or franchises these days.

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

and the good new games get ruined when they get made into franchises. Deadspace, prolly my favorite game of the last few years, is being made into a more action centered game. To quote EA they want to make it more like “modern warefare”. I mean wtf, its the only actual survival horror game around and theyre effing it up.

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by operation carrot on Feb 28, 2010 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that related to “Chubby Rain”?

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by DrStankus on Feb 28, 2010 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

i think that was the last good eddie murphy movie ever made.

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Feb 28, 2010 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

The ones that came in the several years before it were no picnic either.

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by DrStankus on Feb 28, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

he turned down chris tucker’s role in rush hour to do pluto nash. Im pretty sure those movies would have sucked with him in the role but man what a total career suicide.

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Feb 28, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to play it, but I’m not totally stoked for it or anything. Part of that has to do with me not owning a PS3.

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by Natto on Feb 28, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahh

yeah that would get in the way

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by bondslegend on Mar 1, 2010 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

If you are just waiting for any live baseball

Less than two days (Tuesday) from the first Spring Training game on TV. MLB Network will simulcast the Braves-Mets game at 10 AM, which I believe will be the SNY feed.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 9:20 PM PST reply actions  

MLB 2k10 comes out tuesday? that’s baseball

by PiKAgiant on Feb 28, 2010 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Darn. I’ll be at work. I’ve been waiting a long time to hear Keith Hernandez again.

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by Giant among Angels on Feb 28, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

But I'm Keith Hernandez

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by DrStankus on Feb 28, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that your real name? I was actually trying to be more sarcastic.

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by Giant among Angels on Feb 28, 2010 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Reference

OMG, that’s 18 years old now?

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by DrStankus on Feb 28, 2010 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahh. Wasn’t that the one were they reenacted Kramer getting spat on?

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by Giant among Angels on Feb 28, 2010 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

yep, that’s the one. Or part of it, it was a two parter.

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by DrStankus on Feb 28, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the best moments of modern television, bar none.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 1, 2010 5:42 AM PST up reply actions  

a second spitter

on the gravelly road!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 1, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm so optomistic

that I just purchased a Barry Zito T-shirt for my 2 year old’s birhday.

Well actually it was the cheapest one I could find and I’m hoping it will magically turn him into a left hander that will eventually make fourhundredybillion dollars.

I have finally accepted the fact that I will never win a McCoven award.

by The Thrill on Feb 28, 2010 9:44 PM PST reply actions  

A Zito shirt was the cheapest one you could find?

Irony

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by Gobroks on Feb 28, 2010 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

/sigh

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by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

$5 on ebay

Shocking!

I have finally accepted the fact that I will never win a McCoven award.

by The Thrill on Mar 1, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to assume that this is footage from tonight’s celebration in Quebec City, after the Canada’s gold medal hockey win

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by DrStankus on Feb 28, 2010 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought this was Zito riding on the back of Molina.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2010 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, that’s TMZ footage of Zito and Hillary Duff.

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by Natto on Feb 28, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Impressive. Didn’t spill his beer.

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by Giant among Angels on Feb 28, 2010 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course.

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by Natto on Feb 28, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

"AND THEY'RE OFF!"

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Mar 1, 2010 1:02 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

OK, maybe that was a bit much.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Mar 1, 2010 1:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

But big kudos for including the subject line.

by taliesin on Mar 1, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 2, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants facebook thingey just posted a fluff piece about Bengie Molina

And there are several comments about “OMG I LUV U BENJIE!!!” Every one spelling it with a freaking J.

This kind of drives me crazy, for some reason. THEY JUST SPELLED HIS NAME RIGHT THERE IN THE HEADLINE! WHY IS IT SO HARD!?

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by jcb9 on Mar 1, 2010 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

That drives me nuts too. Although ever since I dictated the spelling of my name, letter by letter, to an AT&T representative who was setting up my phone service, only to get bills and notifications made out to Garrett Crocker for two years after that (I even tried to get it corrected, to no avail), I’ve never underestimated the ability of people to spell things wrong under even the most favorable circumstances.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I've mentioned this before...

…but a lot of people are very confused by the spelling of my wife’s last name, and it’s two letters long.

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by jcb9 on Mar 1, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s kind of astounding.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

She also once had a problem retrieving some personal information from a government website – it insisted her last name was invalid because it wasn’t at least three characters. This was in California, too – lots of Asian surnames are two letters! I hear they have a few of those in California.

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by jcb9 on Mar 1, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That happens to me

For a password security question, I had to input my mom’s maiden name, but they wouldn’t allow it because it’s only three letters long.

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by Natto on Mar 1, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Tangentially, that reminds me that when I was 4 years old, I thought my middle name was spelled Mathyou.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it Ng?

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by DrStankus on Mar 1, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

Yu.

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by jcb9 on Mar 1, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

no u.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they were really confused and meant the movie with the mutty little dog.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

It happens here too.

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by Natto on Mar 1, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I know. And it drives me crazy then, too!

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by jcb9 on Mar 1, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: I have officially submitted my appeal, in total with my Dad’s appeal it is about 7 pages, so i’ll be hoping for the best, and thanks for everyones support here, i really do appreciate it, as to my friends and family. By the way 35 days until opening day

by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2010 1:51 PM PST reply actions  

OT: White people and chopsticks

Look, it is one thing if you are presented with a set of chopsticks at an Asian restaurant, and bully for you for being able to use them.

However, why are you asking for them if they give you a fork? It isn’t going to make the food taste “more authentic”. It doesn’t make you look “more worldly”. It just kinda marks you as a douche.

Especially at a Thai food restaurant, when, to my understanding Thai’s are much more likely to use a fork.

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

by DrStankus on Mar 1, 2010 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

I ask for chopsticks because I’ve always used chopsticks for Chinese food. Eating it with a fork just seems weird.

I wouldn’t ask for ’em with Thai food, though.

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by jcb9 on Mar 1, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

that's what I mean

use what you are comfortable with.

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by DrStankus on Mar 1, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

When I eat Chinese Food at home, I never use chopsticks. Only time I use chopsticks at home is when I eat take out Japanese food and they give you some.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Mar 2, 2010 1:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I always just bring my chopsticks with me because they look at you funny when you ask for a pair at Black Angus.

But how else am I supposed to eat my fried onion strings???

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Everything is made up of strings.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel an xkcd coming.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Mar 1, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought of that one when I wrote the comment actually, but I want to be more than just the guy who posts XKCD comics around here. Or less than that. Anything not to be pigeon-holed.

Wait… do pigeons have holes?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently they do.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m having fun imagining what exactly is it that you did between your last comment and this one.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Mar 1, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, even I wouldn’t have fun imagining that.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 1, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I just always ask for a fork no matter what type of look I get. At this age in my life, I’m not gonna learn many new tricks. It would be like switching to the rabbit-ear method to tie my shoes.

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by ResDog on Mar 1, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

when in rome, stankus…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Mar 1, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

see, that's just it

They were given a fork. They had to go out of their way to ask for chopsticks, because “that’s what Asian people do”.

If I’m in China and I’m given chopsticks to eat with, I’m using chopsticks.

This probably bothers me way more than it should.

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by DrStankus on Mar 1, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps.

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by Natto on Mar 1, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

White devils.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Mar 1, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Use your hands

You prissy fop!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 1, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Typically I just say, fuck it man and go for the full faceplant in the sweet ’n sour

by E Ticket on Mar 1, 2010 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

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