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Adopt A Giant 2010

It's coming around to that time of year again, and with the return of Spring Training I suppose we can start this up again.  In this thread, I want to get a read from people who had Giants last year if they want to keep them or not.  So, if you want to keep your Giant, please reply in this thread. 

I'll give people through the end of the week to figure out if they want t keep their Giants and I'll make an untouchable draftees list.  Then we can start going through the draft process, hopefully getting through it all before the season starts.  Sunday morning I think I'll have time to put together the draft order, and then we can start drafting.

Last draft board after the jump, please reply to this FanPost if you want to keep them.

Star-divide

Ehire Adrianza - obsessivegiantscompulsive
Jeremy Affeldt - Giant among Angels
Tim Alderson - Natto
Eliezer Alfonzo - tk
Michael Ambort - AngelWillSaveUs
Rich Aurilia - wjackalope
Laurence M. Baer - ResDog
Scott Barnes - boonitez
Brian Sabean's Laptop - xanthan
Bruce Bochy - cheno
Brian Bocock - capnk
Brock Bond - greg8370
Barry Bonds - Sabertooth
John Bowker - rightcenterfielder
Wilbur Buchardo - gianator
Madison Bumgarner - multiphasic
Sue Burns - igotnothing
Emmanuel Burriss - BaronVonCurrentEvents
Matt Cain - jponry
Brandon Crawford - Azmanz
Matt Downs - nvsfg
Wendell Fairley - WTF
David B. Flemming - Larson2042
Jesse Foppert - AndYourBirdCanSing
Darren Ford - monta101
Kevin Frandsen - WalrusMan
Conor Gillaspie - chilibean_3
Jesus Guzman - Goofus
Billy Hayes - delorean
Alex Hinshaw - The Enchanter
Steve Holm - UnleashTheGore
Bob Howry - CB30
Travis Ishikawa - kennv & Andy from DC
Jason Jarvis - j14
Waldis Joaquin - GiantFan
Randy Johnson - Speedforthewin
Shane Jordan - Little Napolean
Shun Kakazu - Zetsuboushita
Roger Kieschnick - Takimoto
Aaron King - baetown415
Krazy Krab - timmeh
Mike Krukow - TimLincecumIsGod
Tim Lincecum - sharksrog (by popular demand)
Fred Lewis - jcb9
Mike Loree - say hey nation
Lou Seal - can of corn
Noah Lowry - Cookyman
Daryl Maday - rhys
Joe Martinez - cornball
Eddy Martinez-Esteve - malarky
Osiris Matos - neurofarm
Willie Mays - merkin
Scott McClain - Useful_Idiot
Dallas McPherson - The Thrill
Brandon Medders - SloIsLonelyForTheOrange
Jon Miller - Norm Median

Justin Miller - stealth snail
Bengie Molina - fwoty oz
Thomas Neal - nostocksjustbonds
Bill Neukom - Gabafnerhagen
Kyle Nicholson - gore51
Nick Noonan - Giant Fan in Singapore
Ramon Ortiz - giants9107
Greg Papa - Grant
Francisco Peguero - haverecords
Juan Carlos Perez - marcello
Les Plack - Headhunter Rollins
Buster Posey - GiantsFanInExile
Kevin Pucetas - Sammy Danger
Edgar Renteria - rxmeister
Rafael Rodriguez - BrianBokake
Ryan Rohlinger - Scottsdale
Sergio Romo - Lyle
Aaron Rowand - lincypoo i wuv u
Hector Sanchez - tedfordfan
Jonathan Sanchez - Aadik
Pablo Sandoval - bondslegend
Nate Schierholtz - PacBellBoozer
Sharlon Schoop - Viliphied
Henry Sosa - raisingcain
Clayton Tanner - walkoff baltimore chop
Andres Torres - victor frankenstein
Merkin Valdez - rotorueter
Eugenio Velez - The Gene Hackman
Angel Villalona - thehavenot
Jackson Williams - Tchli
Brian Wilson - hairball
Sundrendy Windster - EliminateMe
Randy Winn - oldjacket
Barry Zito - MonkeyChow

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I’ll put Kevin Frandsen up for grabs in the draft. Sorry kid.

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by WalrusMan on Feb 24, 2010 9:06 PM PST reply actions  

ABORT

Adopted father of the prettiest player in the organization, Nestor Rojas.

by stealth snail on Feb 24, 2010 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope I can get him

I want that guy to be my adopted Giant for 2 weeks. In all seriousness I’m a fan of his

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Feb 25, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t believe you.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz

The Kids' CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team's CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Feb 25, 2010 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would I lie?

What would I gain?

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Feb 25, 2010 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

chasm

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz

The Kids' CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team's CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Feb 25, 2010 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I would gain chasm ?!?

my response was actually supposed to be joking as well-I guess it didn’t come across over the interwebz

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Feb 26, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

(i got it)

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a fan but he didn’t do to well under my tutelage. I’ll let someone else parent him.

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by WalrusMan on Feb 25, 2010 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll allow it.

/winks at the Ticketmaster

He is, you know, the inspiration for my nom de plume.

And yeah, I’ll continue to support VRRROOOOM!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Feb 25, 2010 1:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll keep him. I still kinda believe.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Feb 24, 2010 9:19 PM PST reply actions  

Ha I forgot I had Justin Miller...

Me and my baby mama had my current son sometime last season, and you ain’t takin’ him away. Post #1000.

Adopted father of the prettiest player in the organization, Nestor Rojas.

by stealth snail on Feb 24, 2010 9:23 PM PST reply actions  

Greg Papa – Grant

ahahaha

I’d like to keep JT Snow, thanks.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Feb 24, 2010 9:25 PM PST reply actions  

I think I “lost” Jesse Foppert somewhere in the woods. I’d like a new kid. (If only it were this simple in real life)

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Feb 24, 2010 9:34 PM PST reply actions  

lucky you. I have no Giant :(

Kosuke Fukudome. Dickie Thon. Jung Bong. Pete LaCock. Best. Baseball Names. Ever.

by Ramah71 on Feb 26, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I dropped mine a while ago

It had to do with some legal problems of some kind in a foreign country.

I’ll take a new one.

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Feb 24, 2010 9:40 PM PST reply actions  

Affeldt will continue to induce DP's while living under my roof.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Feb 24, 2010 9:54 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I’m not sure that came out quite right.

My Bucardo is better than yours.

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Feb 25, 2010 5:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure it did.

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by WalrusMan on Feb 25, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t wait for the draft!!! I SO ESSITED!!!

by PiKAgiant on Feb 24, 2010 9:55 PM PST reply actions  

As am I

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Feb 25, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

After Alderson was traded (sigh), I switched to Freddy Sanchez. I’ll keep him.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Feb 24, 2010 9:57 PM PST reply actions  

Yea this list doesn’t account for the trades in season.

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by WalrusMan on Feb 25, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I want to keep Matt Cain

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Feb 24, 2010 10:04 PM PST reply actions  

Who doesn’t?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 25, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Brian Sabean?

The repetition is awesome. I think I’ll just start copying other people’s posts verbatim.

by EliminateMe on Feb 25, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

He hasn't traded him for Fielder yet

mainly because Doug Melvin doesn’t have Cecil

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Feb 25, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

oh damn!

Kosuke Fukudome. Dickie Thon. Jung Bong. Pete LaCock. Best. Baseball Names. Ever.

by Ramah71 on Feb 26, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

How does this all work? How is the draft order done? I want in!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 24, 2010 10:14 PM PST reply actions  

I don't know

But I’m gonna lobby for the first pick!

I think losing one’s adopted Giant to murder charges is a valid reason.

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Feb 25, 2010 12:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Except, not, since you should have taken better care of him!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 25, 2010 1:45 AM PST up reply actions  

But his posse said they had him taken care of.

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Feb 25, 2010 7:30 AM PST up reply actions  

This

You may be unfit to adopt another. McCoven may need to send a representative to investigate if your living conditions are conducive to nurturing a baseball player and don’t just lead them to a life of crime.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Feb 25, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I'll kill you all!

I’d like one of the new draftees if possible.

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Feb 25, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe the draft order last year was determined by amount of posts.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 25, 2010 5:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I meant comments.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 25, 2010 5:50 AM PST up reply actions  

My post count pits me low in the draft order, but I have tenure. Doesn’t that count for something? Come on stat heads!

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Feb 25, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Gamer.

My Bucardo is better than yours.

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Feb 25, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Not the Giants way

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Feb 25, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

My stats are a victim of small sample size.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Feb 26, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, see my post count might be high, but quality of posts have to be low

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 25, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Super Secret Formula.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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by WalrusMan on Feb 25, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I want in

"But it only takes five future unabombers to take what should be a 400-comment thread and turn it into a 1,200-comment one full of anger… anger I suspect has more to do with the fact that they can’t land the hot chick rather than the fact that we signed Aubrey Huff instead of gave Garko a chance after dealing away a supposedly valuable prospect for him." -mlb22
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!

by MadBum on Feb 24, 2010 10:15 PM PST reply actions  

future unabombers

wow

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz

The Kids' CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team's CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Feb 25, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

My sig should get me the #1 pick!

"But it only takes five future unabombers to take what should be a 400-comment thread and turn it into a 1,200-comment one full of anger… anger I suspect has more to do with the fact that they can’t land the hot chick rather than the fact that we signed Aubrey Huff instead of gave Garko a chance after dealing away a supposedly valuable prospect for him." -mlb22
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!

by MadBum on Feb 25, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a doozy indeed.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz

The Kids' CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team's CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Feb 25, 2010 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I shall keep Burriss.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 24, 2010 10:23 PM PST reply actions  

Don't have a son as of now

I’d like to participate in the draft though.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."

by GiantPain on Feb 24, 2010 10:23 PM PST reply actions  

I never new Sundrendy WIndster was a real person.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Feb 24, 2010 10:47 PM PST reply actions  

Knew, even.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Feb 24, 2010 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you should adopt a CITY BOY

by speckops on Feb 24, 2010 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not allowed to adopt in this state.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Feb 25, 2010 12:29 AM PST up reply actions  

You can adopt can’t you?? I thought you only couldn’t marry.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 25, 2010 1:35 AM PST up reply actions  

You’ve been never newed.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 25, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He is real

You may even get to adopt him. I’m releasing him back to the adoption pool.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Feb 25, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll stick with the crazed crustacean.

As the song says, you can’t always get what you want …

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Feb 24, 2010 11:04 PM PST reply actions  

I promise to do my due diligence for the draft

Tires will be kicked and physicals will be given by those high school sports medicine students.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Feb 24, 2010 11:16 PM PST reply actions  

Can I have Eric Surkamp? I’ve always wanted to adopt…

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Feb 24, 2010 11:21 PM PST reply actions  

I feel bad hogging Roger Kieschnick since I haven’t been very active on McC the past year. So I’d like to put him back in the draft and get him a good home. I would, however, like to adopt someone new.

It's spelled "C-A-N-Z-A-N-O-S-P-A-R-E-N-T-S-D-O-N-T-B-E-L-I-E-V-E-I-N-H-I-M"

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Feb 24, 2010 11:23 PM PST reply actions  

I feel the same way about the MadBum.

Except that I’m probably more of an asshole than you. KEEPING HIM.

My son is Madison Bumgarner, the Spacebat of pitching prospects. My other son is a Porsche.

by multiphasic on Feb 25, 2010 5:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll give up Ambort. I’d also put in an early request for Ed Concepcion since I’m real high on him after I got to see him in the AZL.

Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Feb 24, 2010 11:25 PM PST reply actions  

i’m keeping my honkbalspeler

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Feb 24, 2010 11:41 PM PST reply actions  

I’ll keep Rowand. He earned himself another year with that catch against the wall.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Feb 25, 2010 12:18 AM PST reply actions  

I can see by your sig.

Kosuke Fukudome. Dickie Thon. Jung Bong. Pete LaCock. Best. Baseball Names. Ever.

by Ramah71 on Feb 26, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I will never give up Brian Sabean’s Laptop

#1 FanShot Champion

by xanthan on Feb 25, 2010 5:42 AM PST reply actions  

Fraud

I want proof that Brian Sabean OWNS a laptop and/or knows what a “computer” is. Pictures from Josh from Hollywood don’t count.

I want to keep Hector Sanchez and look forward to seeing him in Augusta this year.

Hector Sanchez: Underrated. Fighting body bias since the 2009 off season. I still love you, son, even if you're fat.

by tedfordfan on Feb 25, 2010 11:12 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Hmm… I’m wondering if my adoption of Jorge was one of them Haitian Baptist things — sort of off the books like. Anyway, I’d like to keep him. I’m expecting big things out of Jorge this year.

My Bucardo is better than yours.

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Feb 25, 2010 5:42 AM PST reply actions  

Larry & I would like to remind you all about Giants Snuggie Wearable Blanket Night and don’t forget the garlic fries.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 25, 2010 5:56 AM PST reply actions  

I’ll hold onto Fred Lewis for now. If he doesn’t make it, and the draft has already come and gone, I’ll just go with a minor leaguer nobody has taken.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 25, 2010 5:56 AM PST reply actions  

My son has let me down. Back to the orphanage for him!

My career path, have you seen it?

by say hey nation on Feb 25, 2010 6:06 AM PST reply actions  

HEARTLESS BASTARD!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 25, 2010 6:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Heartless Bastards – Actually listening to that band right now. Not bad, I love the lead singer’s voice. I saw them in Dallas last year.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 25, 2010 6:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I keep meaning to check out their album that came out last year. The couple of bits of it I’ve heard sounded good.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 25, 2010 6:58 AM PST up reply actions  

The Mountain – Listening to it now, picked it up at the show. Pretty solid. ‘Hold Your Head High’, ‘Had to Go’ & ‘Sway’ are my favorite tracks. I haven’t listened to any of their other albums yet.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 25, 2010 7:08 AM PST up reply actions  

My son is no longer in the org.

by rotorueter on Feb 25, 2010 6:16 AM PST reply actions  

Mine too.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Feb 26, 2010 5:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Mine neither,

but that don’t make no never mind to me.

I’m teaching Notgardo good English.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Feb 28, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m sad, lonely, and looking to adopt.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Feb 25, 2010 6:19 AM PST reply actions  

my son has gone out on his own.

FU, FO

by oldjacket on Feb 25, 2010 6:28 AM PST reply actions  

I take credit for all of Barry Zito’s success last year. None of the failure though.

Plus how could you unadopt this man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up47mW0TpYo

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Feb 25, 2010 6:32 AM PST reply actions  

“he acts strange and confused”

ALL THE TIME. In games, with fans, the man is a walking tower of awkward.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Feb 25, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I want in on the draft!

by DFAAurillia on Feb 25, 2010 7:37 AM PST reply actions  

Is Felipe Alou technically still a Giant?

I’d like him, and I am sure no one else wants him.

I think there is something to the combination of my handles namesake and the worst Giants Manager of my lifetime, that would make my presence here extra special.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Feb 25, 2010 8:00 AM PST reply actions  

Special Assistant to the General Manager. Actually, he’s got the same job title as John Barr!

My Bucardois better than yours.

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Feb 25, 2010 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Assistant Regional Manager!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Feb 25, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Arm for short.

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Feb 26, 2010 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll keep Maday, please. Nostalgia, I guess. The guy’s got about as much chance of making it to the show as I do.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.

by rhys on Feb 25, 2010 8:10 AM PST reply actions  

Im in, Im in.

…and it’s top-secret who Ive got my eye on!

Plotting the ultimate demise of Gore51 (never met him, I dunno he could be swell) so as to adopt Kyle Nicholson.

"I don’t know much about sabre-stats but there’s nothing better than white tea and poptarts first thing in the morning" - tk

by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Feb 25, 2010 8:16 AM PST reply actions  

I’m keeping Conor. Even if I am disappoint.

by chilibean_3 on Feb 25, 2010 8:46 AM PST reply actions  

EME

I will keep EME. I still have faith.

by malarky on Feb 25, 2010 8:50 AM PST reply actions  

I think we should do a completely new draft just like we did last year, but then again I have Edgar Renteria.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Feb 25, 2010 9:05 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

Yeah, didn’t we just start fresh last year with no keepers?

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Feb 25, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, same thing last year, everyone who already had an adoptee got to choose whether to keep them or reenter the draft.

The repetition is awesome. I think I’ll just start copying other people’s posts verbatim.

by EliminateMe on Feb 25, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm in this year

it’s time to give back after all these years.

by Giant Voodoo on Feb 25, 2010 10:04 AM PST reply actions  

I’d like to keep Juan Carlos Perez…just you watch, my patience will be rewarded. His knee was just still hurting last year and THIS year, he’s totally healthy and going to be awesome.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Feb 25, 2010 10:06 AM PST reply actions  

Assuming Steve Holm is still somewhere in the organization, I’d like to keep him.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Feb 25, 2010 10:16 AM PST reply actions  

I want a pitcher!

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Feb 25, 2010 10:27 AM PST reply actions  

Not a bellyitcher?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Feb 25, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

can i take villalona so i can give him a place to stay after he’s out of jail?

by jobrien9 on Feb 25, 2010 10:57 AM PST reply actions  

ill keep kyle nicholson

Adoptive parent of Kyle Nicholson

by gore51 on Feb 25, 2010 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

Aaaauuuugggghhhhhhh. /shoots self, makes alt plans

Plotting the ultimate demise of Gore51 (never met him, I dunno he could be swell) so as to adopt Kyle Nicholson.

"I don’t know much about sabre-stats but there’s nothing better than white tea and poptarts first thing in the morning" - tk

by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Feb 25, 2010 11:20 AM PST reply actions  

Since RJ is now retired, I’ll want to draft a new Giant

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Thanks for sharing a year of your great career with the Giants and their fans.

by Speedforthewin on Feb 25, 2010 11:30 AM PST reply actions  

I lost Bocock to the Phillies. Do I get some kind of draft compensation?

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Feb 25, 2010 12:36 PM PST reply actions  

Just the opposite

You should compensate the Phils for taking Bocock off your hands.

The repetition is awesome. I think I’ll just start copying other people’s posts verbatim.

by EliminateMe on Feb 25, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Bocock was touched by a lot of hands this offseason

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Feb 25, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

Bocock wasn’t big enough to hurt

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Mar 1, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like to participate.

by goGSW24 on Feb 25, 2010 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

same.

Kosuke Fukudome. Dickie Thon. Jung Bong. Pete LaCock. Best. Baseball Names. Ever.

by Ramah71 on Feb 26, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I currently have 2 guys I want to draft

1-Frandsen
A super secret Australian who pitched in the AZL last year

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Feb 25, 2010 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

SINCE I have adopted BRIAN SABEAN, that means that BRIAN SABEAN’S LAPTOP — and thus, Xanthan – are BOTH under my CONTROL!!

DANCE FOR ME, ROBOT, DANCE!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Feb 25, 2010 2:17 PM PST reply actions  

Give me some Dan Otero!!!

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Feb 25, 2010 3:24 PM PST reply actions  

Keeping the Seal.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Feb 25, 2010 3:50 PM PST reply actions  

I’ll put sosa up for adoption.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Feb 25, 2010 3:54 PM PST reply actions  

I’m keeping Martinez all to myself. Eagles have to fly together.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Feb 25, 2010 4:05 PM PST reply actions  

I’m keeping Eli

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Feb 25, 2010 4:12 PM PST reply actions  

I will not abandon my son...

 and I will see him on April 8th here in Reno. 3A lifer utility man though he may be, I hope to see him toe the rubber at some point this year. And after Mole, Renteria, DeRosa, Uribe, and Velez all fall to injury, I hope to see him at the Phone.

Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Feb 25, 2010 6:53 PM PST reply actions  

I will give up my son, Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw, up for adoption.
Take him.

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Feb 25, 2010 7:13 PM PST reply actions  

Can I draft a draft pick in a future draft?

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz

The Kids' CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team's CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Feb 25, 2010 7:20 PM PST reply actions  

Notgardo 4eva.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Feb 25, 2010 7:44 PM PST reply actions  

I will keep my Fightin’ Hydrant, Shane Jordan.

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Feb 25, 2010 8:04 PM PST reply actions  

Keepin Crawdaddy

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Feb 25, 2010 8:40 PM PST reply actions  

I only took Tyler Graham because of his last name. I would rather have Matt though. But I wold like to enter the draft. Also, we should do an auction draft! We can use FrankenFrancs or something.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 25, 2010 10:04 PM PST reply actions  

Am I no longer allowed to clothe and feed Dan Runzler?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 25, 2010 10:32 PM PST reply actions  

I’m keeping the Borkmeister!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Feb 25, 2010 10:37 PM PST reply actions  

Brandon Medders (P, Son):

DFA

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Feb 25, 2010 11:29 PM PST reply actions  

I’m in. Time to pick up some Sally League prospect I’ve never heard of! Yay!

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Feb 26, 2010 8:50 AM PST reply actions  

Someone swoop in on Will Clark

He’s kind of part of the Giants org now, right?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Feb 26, 2010 10:43 AM PST reply actions  

I was thinking of joining the draft for this purpose, but figured he’d be drafted pretty high. And Larry Baer is an obvious #1 overall selection.

/taps forehead/

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 26, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I wants to draft myself a Giant too!

I’m eyeing the garlic fries. They never let me down.

by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 26, 2010 10:44 AM PST reply actions  

Just want to be included this time...

I was forgotten in the draft, and was finally added to the end where I could draft what was left in Bochy’s toilet at home. Wasn’t much left to pick at that low level.

by pittsburghian on Feb 26, 2010 10:53 AM PST reply actions  

Do the somewhat regular peons like myself

get a chance to draft someone, on the off chance that there are a few low minors dregs left out there to pick from.

by crazedcrustacean on Feb 26, 2010 12:24 PM PST reply actions  

I am keeping my son, Ehire, even if nobody else think much of his 2009 season

People forget that he was only 19 last year in a league where the average pitcher’s age is 21.6 YO, meaning most have 2-3 more years of experience and development on him. And he still had an above average OBP of .333 (league average of .324) with 83% contact rate (or 17% strikeout rate) and a nice 0.64 BB/K ratio. Plus that’s a pitcher’s park in a pitcher’s league (if I remember that right, dang BP took out their park factors in their 2010 book).

And I will maintain my godfather status with Ishikawa, despite his clumsiness.

Adoptive parental unit of Ehire Adrianza.
Godfather of Travis Ishikawa.

"Woo hoo!" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum
"The objective is that World Series ring" - The Kid

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Feb 26, 2010 12:49 PM PST reply actions  

Really, Martin, Ehire’s in most people’s Top 10 for the organization and most people’s predicted Top 10s for next year. I don’t think he’s quite the social leper around here that you think.

My Bucardo is better than yours.

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Feb 26, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

This man is right

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Feb 26, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Here is what I'm referring to

BA dropped him from 6 to 8th on their list, and that is with Villalona falling off the Top 10 list, Alderson traded, Noonan falling even further. Though, looking through the list now, I can see why, I would agree that the players they have above him are arguably better. So perhaps I was off there.

However, John Sickel only has him 18th, though at least he’s ranked this year, last season he didn’t even have him on the list. Still, I don’t see him as that low.

And Minor League Baseball Analyst had him 13th last season and 14th this season. In particular, I don’t see how Gillaspie could be ranked above Adrianza, I’m not sure I like the ability of the new authors of this book.

So in my mind, when I wrote that, 3 out of the 4 major publications that I follow had him down lower than I thought he should be. So, really, Roger, I don’t agree with your statement that most people had him highly rated, the experts had a wide range of thoughts, with two out of four having him out of the Top 10, and the third, I think, undervaluing him relative to guys above him.

Because, regarding BA, I think one can make the argument that he is still too low. Adrianza has shown good hitting skills as a pro thus far, hence my points above, and I believe that is much more valuable data than scouts thinking a hitter is good. As my study shows, once you get past the first five picks overall, the talent is not so obvious or clear that scouts can discern who is going to be good. And even for the top five overall, teams are wrong more than half the time, even with the #1 pick. Scouts, while necessary, is not the whole answer.

Meanwhile, BA valued Tommy Joseph above Adrianza, which means that he’s got to be some slugger, because most consider him a future 1B, plus he was drafted all the way back in the second round, 55th pick of the draft, and the odds of any pick that far back becoming such a good player/hitter is pretty slim, under 5%. And I just noted how poorly scouts are in evaluating players in the draft.

And as nicely as Kieschnick hit last season, he struck out way too many times to succeed in the majors without some major adjustment. Plus his batting line against LHP was actually much better than his RHP, which suggests that he’s due for a big fall in 2010 unless he can develop much more, because hitter’s numbers against LHP jumps around because of the small sampling effect, but is usually much more stable against RHP because they face so many. And, in any case, a sub-900 OPS in Advanced A is nothing to be ecstatic about. Adrianza has pitchers and zone figured out, what he needs to do is add on weight and muscle so that pitchers can’t overpower his bat. Meanwhile, he is probably good enough to field in the majors already, whereas no matter how good Kieschnick is, AT&T’s RF is a much higher level of difficulty than most RF.

I think I will stand by my statement, for now, unless someone can give good reasons to change my mind.

Adoptive parental unit of Ehire Adrianza.
Godfather of Travis Ishikawa.

"Woo hoo!" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum
"The objective is that World Series ring" - The Kid

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Mar 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to keep hold of Nate...

Cuz in just a few more years there’s going to be a Chinese catcher that needs to get trucked and I’ve got the guy for the job!

Ducks stackin' wins like Leggos, toastin Pac-10 like the Eggos, like we're racin' against some preggos, Dan Patrick we enfuego.

by PacBellBoozer on Feb 26, 2010 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

Wow. Where have you been, man?

by rotorueter on Feb 28, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought I logged in to claim a Power Dinger Hitter. Yet not on the list. Amazingly, nobody swooped in to claim.
If he is still in the org I will be loyal and keep him.

cheering for Adam Witter, who will hit bigleague dingers some day.
Still yelling "Go, Antoan"

by foothillsfan on Feb 26, 2010 2:10 PM PST reply actions  

I’m wiling to release Rohlinger back into the wild.

Wisconsin: Famous for dairy, Ryan Rohlinger and not much else.

by Scottsdale on Feb 26, 2010 2:14 PM PST reply actions  

I’d like to keep him. He might make a start or two, and I’ll be over the moon with excitement!

A start for Kevin Pucetas is a start for Not Bumgarner. And don't you want Not Bumgarner in the Giants rotation?

by Sammy Danger on Feb 26, 2010 2:20 PM PST reply actions  

I want to keep Stoffel…even though you don’t have me on your list.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.

by bigboneded on Feb 26, 2010 2:41 PM PST reply actions  

I hereby release Benjamin Jose Molina into the draft pool and assert my intent to re-enter the draft.

Signed,
Fwotyoz

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Feb 26, 2010 3:25 PM PST reply actions  

BOMBSHELL!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Feb 26, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

/water in draft pool runs & hides

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 27, 2010 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually have Dominguez

And I guess I’ll keep him

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Feb 26, 2010 3:45 PM PST reply actions  

I’ll hold on to Bowker for another season. After all of the success of last year, there’s still some unfinished business to tend to in 2010.

Bowkermania had second thoughts about running wild over Venezuela.

by rightcenterfielder on Feb 26, 2010 5:45 PM PST reply actions  

To win the Triple A triple crown?

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 26, 2010 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That makes nine!

McSabey you're losing me

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Feb 26, 2010 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

hell yeah!

Bowkermania had second thoughts about running wild over Venezuela.

by rightcenterfielder on Feb 26, 2010 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Not if Buster has anything to say about it.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 27, 2010 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll keep Osiris. HE WILL PROVE THE NAYSAYERS WRONG.

Also, he has a really cool name. Osiris. I like saying it.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Feb 26, 2010 9:17 PM PST reply actions  

I wish to enter this draft. But I have a question: since I would like to draft STEVEN JOHNSON! if he is returned to the Orioles does that mean I get to pick another Giant or do I just have to wait till next year?

by quincy0191 on Feb 27, 2010 12:09 AM PST reply actions  

I take

shawn dunston?

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Feb 27, 2010 12:12 AM PST reply actions  

i want in on the draft

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey I really thought you had a shot

by sanfrankid on Feb 27, 2010 12:47 AM PST reply actions  

I brought this up in the other thread but I think it’s fair that my draft position be based on DFAAurilllia posts not DFARowand posts. Bork.

by DFARowand on Feb 27, 2010 9:21 AM PST reply actions  

I would like Aubrey Huff and I don’t see him up there. Do I have a child again?

The very bad man who traded my first son non-tendered my replacement son. F*ck you Brian Sabean. Leave my children alone.

by boonitez on Feb 27, 2010 4:56 PM PST reply actions  

as good a time as any to come out of hiding
I shall keep the Say Hey kid

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Feb 28, 2010 1:13 AM PST reply actions  

count me in for the draft!

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Feb 28, 2010 8:52 AM PST reply actions  

said this in the later thread

but for the record I’ll drop Aurilia and re-enter the draft

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Feb 28, 2010 12:00 PM PST reply actions  

Sorry I missed this thread earlier...

I’d like to keep my boy Barry for another year. It’d be downright unfatherly to abandon him in the midst of his trials.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Feb 28, 2010 4:55 PM PST reply actions  

I'd love to keep mah boy too

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

Another thanks to roger for letting him go into the pool

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Feb 28, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

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