Top 30 Prospects, Part VII: 2.875-2.999
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More like top 30 Prospects, Part VII: 2.777 – 2.999.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
You're a dickhead
Stop teasing us like this!
That is all.
Just like your other posts
Someone’s mailing it in….
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Must be.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Feb 17, 2010 5:51 AM PST up reply actions
My interest in Grant’s list is now a fraction of what it once was.
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
I like what you’re going for there.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 17, 2010 8:16 AM PST up reply actions
HOW DARE U GRANT!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Well....
except for the Bengie Molina reporting part.
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
TODD WELLEYEMER makes up for that, though!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
But FBAL takes that away ! Anybody see the “inside the clubhouse” episode last night ? Timmy was bad ass. Kruk asked him how he would top the last two years and he said " Win the MVP ? Hit my first home run ever ?
When asked his favorite position, Pablo said “Hitting.”
Affeldt stole the show however. That is one funny motherf*ucker.
Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
+1
Who is your all time favorite baseball player?
Bruce Bochy
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey I really thought you had a shot
Not Bengie Molina?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 17, 2010 8:17 AM PST up reply actions
Pitchers and Bengie Molina
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 17, 2010 8:17 AM PST up reply actions
I hope this doesn’t cut into the Turkey Sandwich edition.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 17, 2010 8:50 AM PST up reply actions
G Mota
Should be solid coming out of your pen. Good set up man. Watch out cause BY Kim tends to get lit up. I’m glad to see the Dodgers/Giants riv back in action. Not just with the fans but the players ate into it. Guess that happens when you have a competetive teams on the field.
by Skunkburner on Feb 17, 2010 7:05 AM PST via mobile reply actions
I guess “BY Kim” makes at least as much sense as “BK Kim.”
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Don’t knock the venerable Brigham Young Kim.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 17, 2010 8:43 AM PST up reply actions
Not publicly, no.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 17, 2010 9:09 AM PST up reply actions
let's retaliate to this blatant teasery
by posting off-topic discussions. That’ll learn him!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.
So can we talk about Pokemon, then? What do you’ll think of the Gen V pokemon reveal? I kind of like the pre-evolved form in a sort of evil eevee way, but the evolved one looks fairly “generic badass” to me.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
It’s not a spoiler if it’s been officially revealed!
That’s like going to a movie and being mad that the trailer showed you the part at the very beginning.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 17, 2010 9:09 AM PST up reply actions
I’m always mad when that happens!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Feb 17, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions
Whoa I haven’t seen ’em yet, I should go check it out.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The little one is adorable :)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I like the little one a lot. I’m willing to everstone it. I’ve always secretly wanted to everstone a pre-evolution all the way to level 100. Badass Squirtle would have been badass….
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 17, 2010 9:23 AM PST up reply actions
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Feb 17, 2010 9:02 AM PST reply actions
Utterly stretching the point.
Good man.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at - 25%
That’s udderly ridiculous.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 17, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions
/Grant checks “Post on MCC” off of daily to do list.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
Whatever. I bet he had that post scheduled months ago.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 17, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions
At least the SBN ads are getting more interesting…
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
I’m more into feeling the smells of marriage, myself.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 17, 2010 9:49 AM PST up reply actions
I’m more into feeling the smells of marriage, myself.
Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry
Hey, it’s ok to be a sensitive, caring guy!
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
Its like a melody in my head
GrahamCrakalaka
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions
Lettuce on hamburgers
really, i only like shredded lettuce on my hamburger. Fatburger and the Big Mac = i leave on the greens. every other burger, i remove the lettuce. i think it’s because i’ve bitten into that hard stem one time too often and now just remove it.
perfect burger= lightly salted medium cooked patty with tomato, onion, pickle, sauce, and a fresh bun. sometimes i’m in a cheese and/or bacon mood, or i’ll go crazy with some bbq sauce or avocado in the mix, but the classic burger is for me.
it helps that i used to live a half mile from an in-n-out in one direction and a fatburger in the other while in LA, and now i live 200 feet from a shake shack in new york.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
Lettuce won't save a McGlopburger.
Here’s a candidate. You bet it has lettuce – that’s what keeps the delicious syphilis causing mayonnaise from soaking the bun bread (bun’s too small)…and here’s how you put it away.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Feb 17, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
avocado on anything = amazing
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
by atxgiantsfan on Feb 17, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
Generally agreed
But what about, say, avocado on Bengie Molina?
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 17, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
/swings at avocado in the dirt
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 17, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
+1
Fatburger is the ony burger where I just order everything on it. It’s delicious. Otherwise I’m really picky with lettuce on a burger. In’n’Out lettuce tastes like paper & adds nothing to it. Carl’s Famous Stars are pretty tasty with lettuce.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Grant is all like
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Feb 17, 2010 10:11 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
#2 in Fanshots
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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REVENGE OF ORANGE PIRATE HAT
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 17, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
This isn't good (from Schulman)
Ishikawa has two partially torn ligaments in his left big toe from slipping on a staircase. He’s hitting in cage with a boot on the foot.
Longshot possibility Ishikawa might need surgery. If so, he’d miss 3 months.
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
This probably ruins Bochy’s plan to stick him in left field too. Poor Bochy, now who else can he stick in a new position? Oh wait, Buster…
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 17, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
I actually think Posey may end up at second base at some point in his career a la Biggio, but he’s a catcher for now I say!
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 17, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
Well, good thing we signed Huff.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 17, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
It actually is pretty good. Otherwise things would get silly…Panda to 1b, Uribe to 3rd, LOLfrandsen playing 2nd? Or maybe even DeRosa would have played 2nd and LOLewis would be in left? Naaaaaaaaa
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
I don’t think this is as sarcastic as it seems.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Feb 17, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
I actually don’t know how sarcastic I am there. I started out not sarcastic at all, but then who knows
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Sarcasm is a complex thing. You are a complex person. In total, I am confused by this whole Aubrey Huff signing. And I blame you.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 17, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
Weird that I’m only half joking….
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 17, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
Good points. I’m still worried Bochy will stick Huff in right field at some point.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 17, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
GARKO!
He still wouldn’t have had a chance to play
by Section B, Row 1 on Feb 17, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
I know. They only had that one popular song, and then kind of disappeared. I know they have a devoted following, but still….
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 17, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
Why Does It Always Rain on Me? was a chart-hitter.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 17, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
Here is a funny tweet from Heyman
#dodgers most likely landing spot for eric gagne. but #rockies are in mix. he and jim tracy are close.
We get to boo Gagne again?!?!
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
You stopped?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 17, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
109
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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You boo what you can't hit. No offer has been made. Gagne and boras are the ones making the push to sign. No roids, no gameover.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz
The Kids' CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team's CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
John Stamos is a Ken doll.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 17, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
So that’s what ruined the marriage.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 17, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
SPOILER
Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry
It’s not a spoiler if it has to do with John Stamos!
That’s like being mad when you see a movie trailer and it reveals that John Stamos is in the movie.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 17, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
Speaking of ‘milking’ and ‘trailers’, before I suffered through ‘Valentines Day’ I saw a trailer for Sex in the City 2. How much money can they squeeze out of that franchise?
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
What could that possibly be about?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m always mad when that happens! I hate John Stamos!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Feb 17, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions
This must have made you mad, like… one time ever. If that.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 17, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
For some reason, this post has me thinking about midgets.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Has anyone tried the new Domino’s pizza? I don’t think i’ve seen it talked about here. I went halfsies with a friend on the large unlimited topping and I think it may be my new favorite delivery pizza, huge improvement on the crust.
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
Haven’t tried it but I think it’s an interesting marketing campaign.
“Look. We know we sucked before and all but…”
by chilibean_3 on Feb 17, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
Basically the same marketing strategy as Microsoft.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 17, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
I like how they market it as “hand tossed”. Were they using their feet in the previous iteration? Did taste that way…
I remember receiving a Domino’s pizza that resembled a bread bowl filled with melted cheese.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
http://www.tonyspizzanapoletana.com/
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 17, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
never as bad as pizza hut
or Little Caesar’s famous cheese related food product item.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.
by natteringnabob on Feb 17, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
pizza hut is teh grossness
on saturday a friend and i tried to rank pizza chains (non-regional) in order of deliciousness. we’re not sure how many straw hats are still in existence but we had to include them due to amazing memories from childhood.
1. straw hat
2. round table
3. costco
3. shakeys (old shakeys- no idea if they are still good)
chasm
4. papa johns
5. dominos
6. pizza hut
7. chuck-e-cheese (same provision as #3)
8. little caesars
9. blimpies (although blimpies doesn’t serve pizza, we put them at the bottom of all lists for being the absolute shittiest fast food served in america).
Dodgers fans eat their young.
Costco pizza is delicious.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Delicious AND cheap!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
They showed that campaign commercial with the sheep in my political science class.
For some reason I was the only one laughing.
Adopted father of the prettiest player in the organization, Nestor Rojas.
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