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Top 30 Prospects, Part VI: 3-5

I really didn't want to stretch this out any more, I promise, but work is crazy right now, so this is all I had time for. Refunds at place of purchase.

Star-divide

5. Rafael Rodriguez – CF?/RF?

The reason Rodriguez is on the list for the second straight year is that the Giants outbid several teams for Rodriguez’s services. I’m going to guess that one of those teams was a smart team. Ergo post ex prompter hoc pluribus: Rodriguez has the kind of baseball tools that a smart team would pay millions for. Science.

Now one of the good things about being an amateur prospect hack is that I can overreact to small samples. So if I make the leap of logic to get the above paragraph, then I’m just thrilled when a 16-year-old puts up a .392 on-base percentage in 127 at-bats. And if there’s anything in those 127 at-bats that could hurt Rodriguez’s prospect ranking – like, oh, a complete and total lack of power – I’m free to ignore that. Sample size! And that’s also science. Any time a Giants player shows a propensity for taking pitches, I’ll overrate him by a factor of five.

There is already concern that Rodriguez might not have the speed for center field, which is kind of important, but I’ll just focus on Rodriguez’s tools, his mathematically proven plate discipline, and his ridiculously young age. Dude was 16. If it take him four years to post a .392 on-base percentage in low-A, he’ll still be young for his league. I’m not worried about the power right now – if he’s still not showing doubles power in a couple of years, maybe it’s time to readjust expectations.

4. – Zack Wheeler - RHP

All of that science that applies to Rodriguez’s inclusion in the top five also applies here. There must be some reason that Wheeler was a top-ten pick. A right-handed flamethrower with a projectable, scout-friendly frame? I say Matt Cain, you say Craig Whitaker, but that’s because you’re a joyless, lost soul whose mother didn’t hold you right after birth.

Until he pitches a professional inning, the only thing we know about Whitaker is that he’s a right-handed flamethrower with a projectable, scout-friendly frame, which is what I read here. Top-ten picks are usually the first-best or second-best prospects in a weak system the second they sign. The Giants have some premium prospects in the top two spots, and I can’t rate Wheeler higher than Neal without having pitched an inning, so this seems like a fair compromise.

3. Thomas Neal - LF

He’s probably the most underrated prospect in baseball. Well, I don’t follow other teams, but from my Giantscentric world view, that seems like a perfectly appropriate piece of hyperbole. I just can’t see a flaw in Neal’s profile. He hit for average last year, took walks, stayed healthy, hit well at home and on the road, lead the league in on-base percentage, came in fourth in slugging percentage, he cut down on his strikeouts while advancing a level, and he stayed healthy. He is the light and truth, and you should order his jersey right now.

Part of the problem might be the Cal League, which historically inflates hitting statistics. Ben Badler of Baseball America noted that San Jose helped Neal’s numbers, but MinorLeagueBaseball.com thinks that San Jose is one of the hardest places to hit in the league, if not the minors. The folks at Baseball Think Factory agree somewhat. So while Neal’s gaudy road numbers might be because of goofball places like High Desert, it doesn’t discount everything he did in San Jose, and he had very nice home splits (.306/.380/.545).

And he came so, so close to my wild-eyed prediction. If you agree not to double check my other predictions and proclamations, you might be a wee bit impressed at my superior baseball knowledge. It’s okay. Run with that feeling.

For all of the disdain it’s appropriate to give the front office for the Ryan Garko/Freddy Sanchez debacles, it’s worth noting that Neal is still in the organization when it wouldn’t have been much of a PR hit to trade him. He should start in AA, it’s not unreasonable to think Neal might come up this season if he goes Pablonova.

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The reason Rodriguez is on the list for the second straight year is that the Giants outbid several teams for Rodriguez’s services. I’m going to guess that one of those teams was a smart team.

That sounds like a Giants type of move.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Feb 16, 2010 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

I could see Thomas Neal coming up this season…and getting 17 PA in 7 games over the course of a month.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 16, 2010 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

he’s not invited to spring training is he?

by PiKAgiant on Feb 16, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He is

http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/team/roster_nri.jsp?c_id=sf

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 16, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

sweet, so he’ll get a shot, not likely he’ll be with the club at all at the start, but i’m pretty sure he’ll be there come september

by PiKAgiant on Feb 16, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

this

it makes me really look forward to september

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey I really thought you had a shot

by sanfrankid on Feb 16, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

they will have to add him to the roster before they promote

by wilriv21 on Feb 16, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re saying there’s a chance

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Feb 16, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

What was all that 1 in 1,000,000 talk?

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Feb 16, 2010 8:25 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I think that depends

on how good he is at bunting.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Feb 16, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants “Special Assitant to the Roving Hitting Coach” Rich Aurilia will work with him on that.

Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Feb 17, 2010 6:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Until he pitches a professional inning, the only thing we know about Whitaker is that he’s a right-handed flamethrower with a projectable, scout-friendly frame, which is what I read here.

See, this is the kind of “typo” that I just assume is intentional. Alex Guinness.

hit well at home and on the road, lead the league in on-base percentage

This, however, is not.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

Anyway, I’m not criticizing. I’m just being a jerk. There’s an important distinction there somewhere.

I mean, I can only begin to imagine the mistakes I let slide when I post to the front page at NinersNation.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I’m slow today, what’s the second error?

by Mrbasepaul on Feb 16, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohhhhhh! Led-poisoning.

by rotorueter on Feb 16, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Also. this.
If it take him four years to post a .392 on-base percentage in low-A, he’ll still be young for his league.

It be #3.

I’m just pissed off at the tease of not posting the other two. Chief’s milking this.
Milking it, I tell you!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Feb 16, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

J

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 16, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It took me a while. Ha-ha, ha-ha.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz

The Kids' CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team's CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Feb 16, 2010 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

And he came so, so close to my wild-eyed prediction. If you agree not to double check my other predictions and proclamations, you might be a wee bit impressed at my superior baseball knowledge. It’s okay. Run with that feeling.

/brings up how, back in the Waiting for Boof days, Grant left Francisco Liriano and Fred Lewis off his 2003 top prospects list altogether, while including such future stars as Tony Torcato and Jesse English.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 16, 2010 2:19 PM PST reply actions  

lolwut?

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Feb 16, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Although it must be said, Tony T fooled a lot of guys.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Feb 16, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, he did OPS 1.139 in the major leagues for the entire 2004 season.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Second on the team to Bonds that year.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You know when I said “a lot of guys”, I really meant me!

Also, TT was third in OPS. He and Barry were behind the peerless Jason Ellison (1.750).

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Feb 16, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, now there was a real baseball player.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Toolsy!

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Feb 16, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Here

This has been made fun of before: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/8/14/593824/post-your-giants-top-10-pr#8125982

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 16, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Aw man, this comment haz me a sad:

It’s all worked as planned, so far. The Giants are loaded with diamond arms. Loaded. Kurt Ainsworth, Jerome Williams, and Jesse Foppert are ready, or close to it, and would make the philosophy a success on their own. Then, you can toss in the younger studs like Boof Bonser, Ryan Hannaman, and Francisco Liriano. That’s not even mentioning interesting pitchers like Jesse English, Erick Threets, Manuel Mateo, Noah Lowry, Clay Hensley, Matthew Cain, and Jeff Clark. That’s an obscene amount of young pitching.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Feb 16, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Why don’t we call him Matthew more often?

And Manuel Mateo was Merkin Valdez, right?

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Feb 16, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, and yes.

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by Natto on Feb 16, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

MATTHEW THOMAS CAIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Feb 16, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Smokin' Matthew Cain

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Feb 16, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw the pinstripes and was mad for a second.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Feb 16, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

TWHS?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 16, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

A right - handed flamethrower!

With a projectable, scout – friendly frame!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Feb 16, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Who the hell was Ryan Hannaman?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/09: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

by Useful_Idiot on Feb 16, 2010 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

In 2003, BA had him as our #8 prospect.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 16, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

He was on the same Hagerstown team as Liriano and had stuff just as electric, though with pretty bad control. I think he was already having injury issues before they even traded him to Baltimore and shortly thereafter he blew out completely.

My Bucardo is better than yours.

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Feb 16, 2010 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

That trade really didn’t do much for either team.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 16, 2010 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I believed a lot of dumb things about baseball in 2003 as well, though.

by rotorueter on Feb 16, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, but how many of them are available to be seen on the Internet?

That’s what I thought.

Although by searching Google Groups, you can find some of my stupid opinions from 1996. Some of them have to do with Shawon Dunston being good because he hustles and was hitting .300.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 16, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, I never realized how not-good Dunston was with the bat. That’s some serious not-goodness going on over pretty much his entire career.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

From 1992 through 1997, he was exactly an average hitter!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s just too bad for his totals that he played for 12 other years.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s got the Joe Morgan attitude, but without the Joe Morgan hitting.

by rotorueter on Feb 16, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

So, just to be nice:

Good:
Cain – Obviously

Bad:
Threets
Clark, Hannaman (don’t know anything about them)

Mediocre:
Bonser,
Hensley -pretty good before injured.
Mateo (Valdez) and Injured

Ugly

Ainsworth – injured
Foppert – injured
Lirano – Great (for the Twins) then injured
Lowry – Solid, then injured
Williams – Head case

Unclear
English

Just saying, it’s hard to predict injuries to pitchers. Without the injuries, I think you could project a pretty decent rotation of Cain, Lowry, Liriano, Ainsworth and Bonser

by joethejet on Feb 16, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Lowry doesn’t belong on the Ugly list.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Feb 16, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Truth

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Feb 16, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugly only because he got an ugly injury

by joethejet on Feb 16, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Feb 16, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

/removes another rib

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Feb 16, 2010 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Zach Wheeler and Thomas Neel are good baseball names. That should count for something too, right? Just like Buster Posey and Madison Bumgarner are good baseball names. And Tommy Lasorda isn’t

by Mrbasepaul on Feb 16, 2010 2:30 PM PST reply actions  

Thomas Kneel has a long future in Baron slashfic.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

wait

is this slashfic written by Baron, or does she have such a following here now that other people are writing slashfic about her?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Feb 16, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

That is the eternal question, isn’t it?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Feb 16, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

“The Giants’ minor league organization has the balance of a hobo with an inner-ear infection and a bottle of Thunderbird.”
This is a great quote from Grant’s 2003 prospect list

by Mrbasepaul on Feb 16, 2010 2:32 PM PST reply actions  

That Waiting for Boof was a pretty fun blog. Too bad it never gets updated anymore. :(

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 16, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, what ever happened to that guy who ran it?

by Mrbasepaul on Feb 16, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Tire iron.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

His production never matched his tools, and he was released. I think he washes cars in Martinez now.

by rotorueter on Feb 16, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a good soldier.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Feb 16, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

He probably sold out and went to work for the Giants.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Feb 16, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That makes sense. No other rational explanation for the Wearable Blanket giveaway

by Mrbasepaul on Feb 16, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Wearable Blanket vitipurates you.

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Feb 16, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

He got a cat.

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by Natto on Feb 16, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand

by Mrbasepaul on Feb 16, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

He named it Boof.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

nah

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz

The Kids' CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team's CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Feb 16, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

nah

Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Feb 17, 2010 6:58 AM PST up reply actions  

What is your metric?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 17, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you trying to say that Waiting for Boof was written by Matt Cain?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 16, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Matt Cain spoonerisms, my cat is part Maine.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

(Maine Coon)

He’s not as big, but it’s definitely in there.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh geez….

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

What? I don’t see anything wrong.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Feb 16, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

You certainly don’t leave yourself open for anything.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Feb 16, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

My sister has one too. It’s not as fat as they come, but it has a good personality.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 16, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

….

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

What?

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 16, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s not as big, but it’s definitely in there.
You certainly don’t leave yourself open for anything.
My sister has one too. It’s not as fat as they come, but it has a good personality.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not following.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 16, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Do I really have to spell penis out here?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

p-e-n-i-s

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Feb 16, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

p-e-n-i-s-space-o-u-t-space-h-e-r-e

Fixed

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Feb 16, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Those cats can get pretty fat. They’re big-boned.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 16, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

And hairy. They’ll shed all over the place if you don’t keep them well groomed. Plus they look sort of gross.

by quincy0191 on Feb 16, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

….

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Main Coons can get pretty darned big. I believe they’re one of the biggest domestic breeds.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, that’s a real breed.
I thought you were making it up.

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Feb 16, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

John Maine?

I have finally accepted the fact that I will never win a McCoven award.

by The Thrill on Feb 16, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Part VII: #2 Prospect
Part VIII: The Giants Organizational Rank among the 30 clubs
Part IX: 20 Reasons why Buster Posey should make the opening day lineup
Part X: The Art of making the perfect turkey sandwich
Part XI: LLAMAS!
Part XII: #1 Prospect (Humorous attempt listing Kevin Frandsen at #1)
Part XIII: The Real #1 Prospect

Sorry, just bustin balls

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 16, 2010 2:39 PM PST reply actions  

dude

Grant.
You should really consider putting a password on your wi-fi… or at least not put everything in the “shared” folder.

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development

by zenbitz on Feb 16, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Why you bustin’ my balls, man?

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Feb 16, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Almost time till pitchers and catchers report!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Feb 16, 2010 2:55 PM PST reply actions  

wow, I can't wait to see which two prospects got 1 and 2!

I love Thomas Neal

just for fun but at the risk of POKEMANS, here is his career so far in my current OOTP league:

2 MVPs!

(2020 isn’t over yet)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Feb 16, 2010 2:55 PM PST reply actions  

Seems perfectly reasonable to expect the real version to match that.

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by Natto on Feb 16, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, anything less than that and I’ll be really disappointed.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Feb 16, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

one good reason to pay for OOTP10 instead of the free OOTP 8

I had to start with the 2007 rosters D:

Fortunately the roster buggered the salary numbers so I could unload Zito and Morris, but there was an awful lot of dumping to clean out that mess. Getting ready to open 2008 with Lincecum in the rotation, which will be awesome.

It also thinks Frandsen, Lewis, and a couple others are “Ready for the Major Leagues”. Silly computer.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Feb 16, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the 2007 rosters are uuuuugly, the 2009 opening day rosters are way more workable.

(Admittedly, I had to edit Zito’s and Rowand’s contracts a bit in order to get rid of them. I mean, I probably could have dealt with it, I had tons of budget room the first few years, but I just had to dump them.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Feb 16, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I like picking through the waiver wire

so it was fun anyway, and some guys like Aurilia and Durham brought back quite a few good players.

Of course, I started with an expansion draft (to make 4 divisions of 8 teams) and that thinned out the other teams a bit which helped preserve my rosters. Nothing like horrible contracts to keep the expansion teams away!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Feb 16, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Duh, how could a machine be wrong?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Feb 16, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

so true

check out Jeff Fiorentino

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Feb 16, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

xanthan

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Feb 16, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

2018 and 2019 for MVPs?

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Feb 16, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

2012 and 2019

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Feb 16, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

.417 OBP? On the Giants? I am surprised he wasn’t traded following that season.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Feb 16, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

CHEATS THE GAME

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Feb 16, 2010 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

NO POWER

GET THAT WALK TAKING .328 HITTING HACK OFF MY PROSPECT LIST

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh wait, I was looking at triples. Carry on.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

So he’s a healthy Moises Alou. Nice.

by rotorueter on Feb 16, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I would love if he would have like 3 of these seasons.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Feb 16, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Natto on Feb 16, 2010 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

Indiviudual?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Natto on Feb 16, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It must be satirical.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Both members of the Reggie Cleveland All-Star Team as well

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Feb 16, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

HANK CONGER IS ASIAN?

by chilibean_3 on Feb 16, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Shhh, he doesn’t know.

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by Natto on Feb 16, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He also looks very upset to have won.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by scout6 on Feb 16, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

His parents are going to beat him because he hit a bunch of baseballs instead of studying for a math test.

by quincy0191 on Feb 16, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

WHITE POWER

Hank Conger later divorced his wife for being a “coolie lover”

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Feb 16, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm

I can see it! Let me try this again.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Feb 16, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice. One of the best sketches ever.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 16, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

that one, the ‘real world’ one, the wrap it up box, and the entire ‘keeping it real goes wrong’ series were my favorites

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Feb 16, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Those are all great, but I mean one of the best not just including Chappelle’s Show sketches.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 16, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

you shut up and eat your damn eggroll!

(i agree)

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Feb 16, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

And then there were some stinkers

Like the Haters Club and Negrodamus. But then there were some absolutely brilliant things like this:

and this

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Feb 16, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget the reparations one and the ethnic group draft!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 16, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

the wayne brady one was awesome

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Feb 16, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

We are proud to announce the merger of KFC and FUBU!

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Feb 16, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

so, so good.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 16, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I love how the Asians

Selected the Wu-Tang Clan in the first round. It makes me wonder if Al Davis was their GM.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Feb 16, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Feb 16, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

game… blouses

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Feb 16, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha so awesome

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Feb 16, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Haters Ball was not a stinker!

“Now if you excuse me, I’m gonna go home and put some water in Buck Nasty’s momma’s dish”

by rotorueter on Feb 16, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

silky johnson won, for calling in a bomb threat at the special olympics

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Feb 17, 2010 3:26 AM PST up reply actions  

A for effort!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Feb 16, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Why don’t you go purify yourself in the water of Lake Minnetonka, Charlie Murphy.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Feb 16, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

i laughed so hard when i read this…so awesome

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey I really thought you had a shot

by sanfrankid on Feb 16, 2010 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

One of my favorites was the World Series of Dice…
with Ashy Larry!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey I really thought you had a shot

by sanfrankid on Feb 16, 2010 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

The reaction of the audience made this really funny.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 16, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Just saw Dave at this new place in Oakland, only 250 people, was awesome; different kind of show, not prepared script, just shooting the shit with Dave Chapelle. He’s a funny person, and now he’s ripped too (muscle-wise, not high)

by Mrbasepaul on Feb 16, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Darva's younger brother

She just wants her life back.

Seasons will pass you by. I get up, I get down.

by tobias on Feb 16, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Hank Conger is just a terrifically awesome name.

Say it out loud. Go ahead. It’s amazing.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Feb 16, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Wonder who will make it to the Show first...

Is Neal for real or will Conger last longer?

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Feb 16, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Conger?

I don’t even KNOW ’er!!!

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development

by zenbitz on Feb 16, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

King Conger

Harbors Legitimate Concerns About 2010 Season

by Giant Homer on Feb 16, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The Eel

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Feb 16, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The Conger.

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Feb 16, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

They are similar prospects IMO

in my personal top 100 minor league prospects I have Conger at 57 and Neal at 60

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Feb 16, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Neal's for real

Probably the second best hitter (behind Posey) I saw in the Cal League last summer.

Scouting Report:
http://californialeaguereview.com/san-jose-giants/position-player-scouting/thomas-neal/

by Young Guru on Feb 18, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m torn between the comedic possibilities of ‘conger, I hardly even knew her’, ‘hang conger? why, what did he do?’ and a Goofus inspired reference to the conger eel.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 16, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Hyun-Choi Conger!

Or I guess Conger Hyun-Choi?

콘 글 현 최 ?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Feb 16, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, who are the top 2????

by joethejet on Feb 16, 2010 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

Tune in tomorrow to find out!

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by Natto on Feb 16, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

THE ANTICIPATION IS KILLING ME!!!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Feb 16, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope it lasts.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a Wonka line, by the way. I’m not wishing you discomfort.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s my job.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Feb 16, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

speaking of Wonka… Gene wilder is on AMC now for Blazing Saddles

by PiKAgiant on Feb 16, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Wonka… man, it looks like the new Alice in Wonderland is going to suck. Which is okay, because I’m not going to see it either way. I think if Tim Burton would make a movie where he wasn’t on complete and total autopilot, I might have a little, marginal bit of interest in actually watching it.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s exactly what i would expect a Tim Burton movie of Alice staring Johnny Depp to look like, which I’m sure is enough for some people, but dude needs to break out of his formula sometime ‘cause I’m bored.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Feb 16, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Johnny Depp would always be in a Tim Burton movie, just look at Edward Scissor hands, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. So you’d imagine that it’d be the same kind of script or setting.

by PiKAgiant on Feb 16, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

When I was younger I was pretty sure Depp and Burton were the same person.

by chilibean_3 on Feb 16, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever seen them in the same room at the same time.

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by Natto on Feb 16, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean they’re not. Next you’re going to tell me Santa Claus isn’t real

by Dubbs42 on Feb 17, 2010 1:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget Helena Bonham-Carter-Burton.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 16, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Hot Topic would like Burton to just keep on keepin’ on.

by chilibean_3 on Feb 16, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Nate and Fred?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Feb 16, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

nope. guess again.

I have finally accepted the fact that I will never win a McCoven award.

by The Thrill on Feb 16, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Frandsen and Brian Dallimore?

I got a million to choose from!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Feb 17, 2010 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Not really, though I think Bumgarner’s question marks are bigger than Buster’s.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Feb 16, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

Right now I think the only thing that could derail Buster’s career is by the FO screwing with his playing time and position. But that wouldn’t happen.

/cries.

Sadison needs to better develop his secondary pitches.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Feb 16, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

It still might be something to note that podcast from Baseball America that was touched on in the last main thread, brought up by jcb9

Basically, one of the guys on the podcast heard from a scout or two, and maybe thought himself too, that Posey’s catching abilities might not be all that good, poor even, and that his bat isn’t really THAT great either. They described him “like Russell Martin but without the catching ability”

Take it for what its worth, but it is one of the first times I’ve seen at least where his catching has been questioned (possibly outside of the Giants organization and other Bay Area media outlets)

The podcast can be found for free on itunes. It is the NL West prospect preview one.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 16, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not going to take the opinion of one scout over everything else when there’s a lot of evidence, scouting and statistical, to suggest that he’s not that bad of a catcher.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Feb 16, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough. Just pointing it out. Will be interesting if more stories like this come up though

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 16, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Russell Martin’s bat is good, though. Career .342 OBP? That’s a top ten catcher even if his defense is poor. And he’s not yet 27 — he could easily get better.

by Evan on Feb 16, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, they were saying horrible, horrible catcher though.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 16, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

If he was truly a horrible, horrible historically bad defensive catcher, don’t you think A. it would have been noticeable even in the tiny sample size at the end of the season, B. would have gotten more play before this point, C. would have caused the Giants to seriously consider moving him off catcher?

I mean, really.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Feb 16, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I’m just pointing out what they said on that podcast. Gotta take the news from both sides

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 16, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

And I’m just pointing out why one should take what they said on the podcast with a grain of salt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Feb 16, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

to add

They also thought that Bumgarner’s fastball was so good, even with dropped velocity, that his secondary stuff wouldn’t have to be as good as people might think

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 16, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Angel Villalona and Emmanuel Burriss.

Grant still believes!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Feb 16, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

If Neal goes all Pablonova...

…I’ll have Pablorgasm

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Feb 16, 2010 3:05 PM PST reply actions  

If Neal goes all Pablonova, I’ll likely Nealjaculate everywhere

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 16, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Why couldn’t we have just spent 2 million on Chien Ming Wang?

by DFAAurillia on Feb 16, 2010 3:20 PM PST reply actions  

I think I can honestly say that if the Giants had done absolutely nothing in the offseason but sign Wang for $2M, I would have liked that better than what they actually did.

by taliesin on Feb 16, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I get queasy thinking of Wang running around the bases.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Feb 16, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

…but that just makes me hungry.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Feb 16, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

me too, but i’m just reading donut.

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Feb 16, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

This + DeRosa with the caveat that Velez would not have been the starting LF

by DFAAurillia on Feb 16, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz

The Kids' CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team's CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Feb 16, 2010 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

I remember hearing bochy and many pitchers claim that tampering with the radar guns can have a big effect on pitchers. Does anyone know of a book or article or something that investigates this more closely? (I’m doing an essay on how human perception affects reality, and it reminded me of that. Seemed like it could be relevant.)

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Feb 16, 2010 3:35 PM PST reply actions  

you should write about confirmation bias

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Feb 16, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m lazy. But during Schmidt’s last year they jacked up the radar gun to boost his self confidence.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 16, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Zach Wheeler is it too early to beg to adopt him? My old son was disappointing and I was born on the same day and year as Wheeler. Also the only other baseball player born on that day was Manny Ramirez and he is a good hitter so to balance it out the great Bonds in the sky put Wheeler on May 30th to give us a great pitcher!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Feb 16, 2010 3:50 PM PST reply actions  

We haven't talked about adoptions this offseason

I want me some DeRosa.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."

by GiantPain on Feb 16, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried to get DeRosa but I think someone already laid claim. I’m not sure how it all works officially.

And now my son is back with the team anyway >_>

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Feb 16, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

“Pablonova” is my new favorite word.

by toofruss on Feb 16, 2010 4:18 PM PST reply actions  

thomasturbation? anyone?!?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 16, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The old fashion way!

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 16, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The suspense of seeing who the top two are is killing me.

by deuce deuce on Feb 16, 2010 5:21 PM PST reply actions  

Spoiler Alert

LHP Madison Bumgarner
INF Buster Posey

by wilriv21 on Feb 16, 2010 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

LF Buster Posey

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Feb 16, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

A young Grant hones his skills.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Feb 16, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: this is great, Miami Ohio hockey, gotta love it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TyLZDGuE2M

huge college hockey fight, and coach gets ejected

by PiKAgiant on Feb 16, 2010 7:34 PM PST reply actions  

Ive decided I want to learn how to krump.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 16, 2010 11:01 PM PST reply actions  

What made you come to this decision?

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Feb 16, 2010 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMMIT!

If only you said klump

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Feb 16, 2010 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You could superimpose Molina’s head onto Eddie Murphy’s head.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 16, 2010 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

All 5 heads?

Molina is the Butty Slofessor.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Feb 16, 2010 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

The fattest one

"meh"

by SFGuy on Feb 17, 2010 12:49 AM PST up reply actions  

He already did.

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by Natto on Feb 17, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Madison Bumgarner: Glass half full – loss of velocity forces Bumgarner to learn to pitch instead of throw. Glass half empty – the kid has never pitched in a 5-man rotation.

Gerald Posey: Glass half full – will be playing other positions. Glass half empty – Is he musclely enough?

by wilriv21 on Feb 17, 2010 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

It's not a bad idea,

move Posey to 2nd, since Eli is a good up and coming catcher. Posey is young and from the farm system. What will become if Lowery? Have the Giants given up on him?espn insider predict: Giants, Rockies, Dodgers, dbacks, padres. Should be a fun year.

by Skunkburner on Feb 17, 2010 3:27 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Lowry is no longer on the team.

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by Natto on Feb 17, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Lowery isn’t either

by Mrbasepaul on Feb 17, 2010 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

What will become if Lowery… what????

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 18, 2010 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m still stuck on “Eli is a good up and coming catcher.”

My Bucardo is better than yours.

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Feb 18, 2010 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I can’t even muster sarcasm about that.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Feb 18, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Thoracic Outlet Syndrome!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Feb 17, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Not yet.

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by Natto on Feb 18, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

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