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Live blogging the Winter Meetings: Day Two

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- Confirmed: Lofgren's deal was of the minor league variety.

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These Winter Meetings are to rosterbation what Forbes magazine is to...well...you know. It's not a bad thing, I guess. Just different.

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Going home. Flight leaves Orlando soon. I hope the expense of traveling was worth the news I was able to deliver the site.

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LOL

Amy G’s link is blocked by my work.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 7, 2010 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

slimfast program!!

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

/Yawn.
When does the season start?

Warning, angry Giants fan on the loose.

by MHizzle on Dec 7, 2010 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Its definitely too long of a wait.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m tired of having nothing to watch. Then again, thank goodness for video games.

Warning, angry Giants fan on the loose.

by MHizzle on Dec 7, 2010 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I got the World Series highlights DVD. So I’m checking that out.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 7, 2010 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

ACAI BERRIES

NECTAR OF THE GODS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Dec 7, 2010 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

Tony Gwynn Jr now a Dodger

lol him

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Dec 7, 2010 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

Tony Gwynn Sr. has cancer

): no lols.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 7, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there a living athlete more generally beloved than Gwynn, Sr.? Maybe Willie Mays? Buck O’Neal when he was alive.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 7, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Cal Ripken Jr?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Dec 7, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Roger Clemens?

Bobby Bonilla?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Dec 7, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

OJ Simpson?

Am I doing it right?

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Dec 7, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Not being very nice to Bonilla.

I thought he was supposed to be a good guy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 7, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn't he like really cocky

I guess he has a reason to be though

by TBRMKane on Dec 7, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t really have a personality, unfortunately. Also, my understanding is that he’s kind of jerk. Can’t cite anything on that, but I’ve heard the rumor more than once.

Wasn’t he famous for refusing to stay in the same hotel as the rest of the team?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 7, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Ripken staying at a different hotel had to do with trying to get fans away from his teammates so they aren’t distracted. He started staying at different hotels toward the end of his streak. He may still be a jerk, though.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 7, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I grew up in Baltimore and was an O’s season ticket holder until 1997. There were a lot of stories about Cal being a dick. There were the Kevin Costner rumors and others. There was never true antipathy for Cal, but he was not the local hero most made him out to be. Much of that was due to the fact that the team sucked, but there was also a perception that he was a selfish player, and particularly toward the end of his career, many felt that the streak was about him and not the team. Mainly though, he is just devoid of personality and that explains the bulk of it.

by capn on Dec 7, 2010 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

From hearing stories about Billy Ripken in the clubhouse,

it sounds like he got all the personality and Cal got all the ability.

by mrs. owlcroft on Dec 7, 2010 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

100%. Bill is pretty good on MLB network.

by capn on Dec 7, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Every time I see him all I can think of is

“F#&K Face”

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 7, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard about the Costner rumor from a local Bay Area sportscaster (whom I will not name because that person is still working here).

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 7, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Whether or not there was a shred of truth to it, it was an amazing story…

by capn on Dec 7, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember that game was supposed to be on ESPN. It was so suspicious when the lights wouldn’t turn on

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 7, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

And yet for some reason

writers treated him like god.

He was a pretty average hitter with the exception of three or four years. Of course that’s very very good for a shortstop.

I posted a comp of Trammel and Ripken in another thread earlier today. One a first ballot hall of famer the other on the outside looking in. Their graphs look pretty similar.

Here it is again for your convenience:

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 7, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

GIS for "Cal Ripken Douchebag"

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 7, 2010 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't he kind of play this up in the commercials

Makes himself out to be kind of like that to some fans in a couple.

At least he can laugh at himself.

In his defense, not sure if there was another player out there that more people wanted to talk to and see during the last part of his career. He was credited for saving baseball after the strike by some for goodness sakes and the media hordes were crazy at that time. I’d imagine you would have to be a jerk sometimes for your own sanity.

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Dec 7, 2010 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The weird thing about Cal is that for a guy who’s so famous for doing everything the Right Way, I think he might be slightly underrated. Best SS between Wagner and Rodriguez.

by Cookyman on Dec 7, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Bwah!

That’s can’t be right. Ark Vaughan was awfully good. But, yeah, I guess Cal is right there.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 7, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, you're right

How about best modern day SS this side of ARod?

by Cookyman on Dec 7, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

UM DEREK JETER

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 7, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

UM...IS OVERRATED

"And as Edgar rounds the bases the ghosts run with him, the great ones like Mays and McCovey and Cepeda, and the almost forgotten ones like Bolin and LeMaster and Manwaring…" - J. Rant

by Giant Torture on Dec 8, 2010 4:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Tunch Ilkin

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Dec 7, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 7, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Kirby Puckett? at least until……

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Dec 7, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

A few possible contenders...

George Brett. Brooks Robinson. Al Kaline. Sandy Koufax. Willie Mac for sure. Ernie Banks and Billy Williams, for sure. Ron Santo, RIP, and shoulda seen his plaque.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Dec 7, 2010 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Stan Musial

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 8, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Why

Does it always take so long to mention The Man in these discussions? Easy answer for me

San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
Buster Posey: 100% ballplayer, 0% bullshit

by free f.p. #14 on Dec 8, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Barry Bonds…

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 7, 2010 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

which Padre from 2010 exactly was it which held the bloops and dinks curse over us? cause that’s the one we need to get rid of

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

all of them

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Dec 7, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

so if they all go to different teams, then a little piece of the curse will always be playing us?

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

/denies Beane ice cream sundae

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL’d & Wrecked

A’s: me too?

“NO!”

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 7, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha! Poor A’s.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 7, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

So exciting!

Anyone happen to catch Bork’s interview on MLB Network yesterday? I missed it…and Kevin Millar kinda reminds me of Michael Weston (of “Garden State” fame) for some reason…

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Dec 7, 2010 3:04 PM PST reply actions  

4:18 PM- The Washington Nationals signed Bengie Molina to a 10-year contract.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 3:06 PM PST reply actions  

After his elbow

Is sewed back on.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Dibble would pitch without an elbow. Sack up, Strasburg!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 7, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Dibble is like the Black Knight in Monte Python

It’s just a flesh wound.

Ignoring Tim Mccarver since 2002.

by bumgarner on Dec 8, 2010 6:40 AM PST up reply actions  

So, Grant, I noticed you left for 3 minutes at 4:20. #stupidhumor

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 3:07 PM PST reply actions  

you checked every minute to see if any were missing?

and Grant, did you type out every single minute?

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I felt like I was there!

by Natto on Dec 7, 2010 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

lol @ the meetings

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I felt that I was somewhere but not there

by calbearjd on Dec 7, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I N C E P T I O N

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I the only one who doesn't read Bay City Ball?

It’s MCC and that’s it for me.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

+1

I mean, I’ve been there a couple of times, but I don’t follow it.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Its good for people who learn by visuals.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I want stupid humor and that’s it. Grant is the king of stupid.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

What about being the king of wishful thinking?

by calbearjd on Dec 7, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That as well.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Better than being the king of wishful drinking.

FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
McC: Don't get it? Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Dec 7, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Better? Really?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 7, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Really

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek3UhEjNsHE&feature=related

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by Merope on Dec 7, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I like when she falls over at the end. Man, great actress.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 7, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey
Grant is the king of stupid.

I bow to no man

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 7, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

ALL HAIL THE KING

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 7, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

/soaring reprise of hobbit theme

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

3rd stupidest at BEST

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 7, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

McC

Occasionally BCB, Lefty Malo, and Splashing Pumpkins…McC is the only place where I leave comments, though.

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Dec 7, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't read

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Dec 7, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t either.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT ARE ALL OF YOU SAYING?!??!?!

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s all nonsense!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I KNOW IT MAKES NON SENSE BUT WHAT SENSE IS NON??

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re not missing much.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 7, 2010 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

How dare you

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Dec 7, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

If I can’t shift-A past the post and comments, what do you expect?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Not enough Llama jokes for me.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t there a best of BCB when you upload your graphs in the fanshots? I can only take so many crazy graphics.

by sleeknerve on Dec 7, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I've learned over time...

MCC for the lulz

BCB for the news

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Dec 7, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

LSD for the Whoa?

PCP for the RAGE?

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 7, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

I just want the lulz

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

In this line

Fuck xanthan and his computer seduction of oldjacket.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 7, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I barely have time to keep up with this place.

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by Merope on Dec 7, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

BCCB Is Not Active Enough

And Rob Neyer chose that smarty blog over this far more representative blog. I wrote Neyer a letter on this topic. Good day sir! I said good day!

by D-T on Dec 7, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU’RE NOT ACTIVE ENOUGH

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Dec 7, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I ignored the brute.

Simply stalked by without deigning to notice his presence. Gave him the cut direct, which he decidedly deserved.

by mrs. owlcroft on Dec 7, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s were Grants gets his ideas.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2010 5:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Forgot to mention the Lofgren signing when it happened

Super nice kid. I really hope he makes it to the bigs as a Brooks Kieschnick type LOOGY/ left handed pinch hitter.

And he apparently pals around with Garth Brooks

by biff pocoroba on Dec 7, 2010 3:09 PM PST reply actions  

Should have signed Dolph Lundgren

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Dec 7, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, he’s Expendable. #stupidhumor

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

What about…

Nils Lofgren?

"Mow bwiefings?" "More briefings."

by stobgopper on Dec 7, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Singing my favorite GB song

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Dec 7, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s my claim to fame! Played with Brett “Thighs” Wallace in Sonoma Valley Little League!

by pdxdublove on Dec 7, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I played against Shawn Estes for years

Also my High School girlfriend cheated on me with him. Awesome.

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Dec 7, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats actually kinda cool. Looking back on it.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

In a way

He actually did me a favor!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Dec 7, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t take this the wrong way but I would have done the same thing.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 7, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

If she based on my at-bats against him, she was well within her rights. Plus he was dreamy

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Dec 7, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

And tortured. He was, wasn’t he? I thought he had that dreamy, tortured thing going on.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 7, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yes. Tortured, and torturous, and tortuous. My first baseball love.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yes. Oh yes he is.

/remembers meltdown against the Dodgers on Oct 5, 2001
/remembers so many tantrums

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

When he was real young, the tantrums were unreal.Bat/glove throwing, screaming, mocking the opposition

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Dec 7, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

And young NuschlerFace?

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I threw my fair share of fits after strikeouts, but he would carry on to the point of embarrassment. Luckily, he became so fucking dominant that failing was pretty foriegn to him after a while.

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Dec 7, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

he would carry on to the point of embarrassment. Luckily, he became so fucking dominant that failing was pretty foriegn to him after a while.

God this explains so much.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I hated Estes. He would give teammates dirty looks because they failed to get to the ball (even when the player couldn’t).

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 7, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Zoe Lofgren signed with the Giants?

San Jose stays Giants territory!

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This was my response to the news.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 7, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

How wonderful

A Winter Meetings that’s bland for the Ginats.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Dec 7, 2010 3:16 PM PST reply actions  

be careful

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
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by jctGamer on Dec 7, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Boy, did I play the fuck out of Oregon trail many moons ago

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Dec 7, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Read this as “many moms ago”.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 7, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Welcome to my middle school years.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 8, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Is this game hard? I used to play various Oregon Trails when I was like 7, and always died. However, I died on everything at that age, so I’m wondering if I were to play it now, would it be beatable.

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"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 7, 2010 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d guess it’s online somewheres.

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by Merope on Dec 7, 2010 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, I did the same as you. I haven’t tried playing the older versions since then, but the newer ones are definitely beatable.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

But dying was half the fun!

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 8, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Not when you're little!

That game traumatized me when I was like 7…good times.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 8, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess I was ten when I first played Oregon Trail, and I remember cracking up over the deaths. Not that death is funny, but that the game trated it so dryly: “MARY has died of dysentery.” Just like that. Very perfunctory. For some reason, that always amsued me.

Plus, who couldn’t love profanity-riddled tombstones along the way? Comedy gold!

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 8, 2010 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

THIS!

It never works. Ever.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 8, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I liked it eventually. I just remember playing it the first few times and ending up going “Mommy! They killed off so and so! WHY!?” But looking back…there’s definitely a lot of comedy there.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 8, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Mine always said stuff like, “PIZZA has died of dysentery.” Hilarious! I mean, who ever heard of a pizza dying?!

by Natto on Dec 8, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

This

I often would find creative ways to kill my twin sons, ZIG and ZAG.

It was a lot funnier then.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Dec 8, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Are they saying Randy Winn is good at baseball?
To be fair, Werth is good at baseball. Like Garret Anderson or Randy Winn, he has a broad base of offensive skills and a solid defensive game that makes him capable of playing center in a bind.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/tim_marchman/12/05/nats.add.werth/index.html#ixzz17TFpwM4y

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 3:18 PM PST reply actions  

He was. Fuck Garret Anderson.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

In what universe would Garret Anderson be a good CFer?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 7, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I always thought Winn was good until those last few years.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, what the hell is this? the Dodgers, Cubs and Mets should be the best?
the fundamental problem with the National League is that the teams that should naturally dominate it — the Mets, the Chicago Cubs and the Los Angeles Dodgers — are all, to varying extents, bloody messes.

from the same article linked above

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I was about to complain about that...

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

it bears complaining about

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

it cats complaining about

by calbearjd on Dec 7, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

meow

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck you fucker

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 7, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuckety fuck fucks.

Warning, angry Giants fan on the loose.

by MHizzle on Dec 7, 2010 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck your fucking face uncle fucker.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 8, 2010 6:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Biggest markets may be the point. They are the largest NL markets, right? Or how does Philly stack up?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 7, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Philly's gotta be #2 in the NL

New York is so big even splitting it makes the Mets the biggest, but the Cubs and Dodgers have to split LA and Chicago, while the Phillies get most of Pennsylvania (LOL PIRATES) and a lot of New Jersey.

Ain't no Posey like a Buster Posey cause a Buster Posey don't stop...hitting.

Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to WIN that (TM)

by quincy0191 on Dec 7, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The Dodgers have to split LA?

That’s like saying that the Mets and Yankees have to split NYC with the Phillies. The distance between the Bronx, and Queens, and Philadelphia is basically the same as the distance between Chavez Ravine and Anaheim Stadium. Having lived in both LA County and Orange County, and still having relatives in OC, I can tell you that hardly any fans drive from LA County for Angels games, but plenty of OC residents are huge Dodger fans. Despite what Moreno has been trying to do with the name change to LAA, most fans haven’t bought into it yet.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Dec 7, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

well, he said that Nats are number 2 in NL

Followed by Phillies in his preferred market measure.
I think he has Mets, Fodgers and Cubbies as “naturally dominant” because they’re in big markets. But yeah, Philly doesn’t have to split so that’s weird.

by 24 Willie Mays Plaza on Dec 7, 2010 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

So the Mets (expansion team), Cubs (haven’t won in 10000 Years) and Dodgers are the teams that should naturally win? I don’t get it.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2010 5:47 AM PST up reply actions  

What the fuck is wrong with this writer? WOW.

by Every6thDay on Dec 7, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

With Tim Marchman? Everything.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

He's speaking totally in terms of biggest markets..

Which is dumb because being in the biggest market doesn’t automatically mean you’re organization is well run.

by DFARowand on Dec 7, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

/Friedman waves hello

Ain't no Posey like a Buster Posey cause a Buster Posey don't stop...hitting.

Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to WIN that (TM)

by quincy0191 on Dec 7, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Milty? Is that you?

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 7, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

A big market team should have the most capital/resources, and so, ceteris paribus, I think it’s logical to conclude that they should dominate.

by speckops on Dec 7, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

this, I think, is what he was trying to say

he could been clearer about it though.

Of course, all three of those teams share their market with an AL rival. Philly, Houston, Arizona and Atlanta, meanwhile, don’t have to compete with anyone in their home areas, so by his logic maybe they should have a leg up as well.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Dec 7, 2010 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Broad base of offensive skills?

Classy and classier

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"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 7, 2010 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

/bested

I was handicapped in mccrapacular by the need to actually work at work.

Nonetheless, I was pretty thoroughly worked over.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Dec 7, 2010 3:22 PM PST reply actions  

and working the work you did, for the work would not work itself, and therefore, need working

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re not going to forget about us, are you?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Too long for twitter

What you know about stat?
What you know about stat?
What you know about stat?
Aye…
don’t you know I represent MCC
when I tweet Schulman tweets back
IBM Think Pad
where I hold’n all tha work at

What you know about stat?
What you know about stat?
What you know about stat?
I know all about stat

Loading Fangraphs on iphone with my paid App
Jeff Kent says RBI’s where the G’s at

What you know about stat?
What you know about stat?
Hey what you know about stat?
Hey I know all about stat

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Dec 7, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Is it sad I started to read this to the tune of "My Humps"

Then was confused when it did not work?

Proud Adoptive Parent of no one, cause my son left me.

I still think Obi-wan wanted them to hook up & raise some genetic freaks with midichlorians firing out of their ass. - ResDog

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 7, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 7, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe you should tell your creepy overworking bloglord you need a day off. You’re “oldjacket” not “olivertwistjacket”.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

/headwall
The Mariners…oy…
/transfers from UW to UC Berkeley…(I wish)

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 3:26 PM PST reply actions  

And yet another team has offered Lee a 7 year deal...

Supposedly.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 3:27 PM PST reply actions  

maybe they are just 7 year/20 million dollar deals

Where he makes like 2.5 per.

Proud Adoptive Parent of no one, cause my son left me.

I still think Obi-wan wanted them to hook up & raise some genetic freaks with midichlorians firing out of their ass. - ResDog

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 7, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahahhaha

rec’d

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Dec 7, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome!

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Dec 7, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Congratulations! So awesome!

My sister was there today, too. I am more than a little bit jealous of you people.

by Every6thDay on Dec 7, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Post it!

I’m going Thursday

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 7, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I steal proofs!

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 8, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

My ticket partner sent me his picture with the trophy today. He’s a very happy man.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Dec 8, 2010 2:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not going because I don’t like my picture being taken.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 8, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a terrible reason. SUCK IT UP AND TAKE THE DAMN PICTURE!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 9, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Can you just take the picture of the trophy?

by Natto on Dec 9, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you afraid that your soul will be taken away?

Warning, angry Giants fan on the loose.

by MHizzle on Dec 9, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

One O’clock. Still just a potato.

Kruk: "and the Giants, the San Francisco Giants…"
Kuip: "They got one…"
Kruk: "World Champs."
- November 1, 2010

by j14 on Dec 7, 2010 3:46 PM PST reply actions  

Fermentation takes time.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 7, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: just bought a slow cooker today

6 quarts. By far the easiest cooking ever
also is the proper terminology slow cooker or crock pot?
anyways anyone have any ideas what to cook with it other than roasts and stews? or is that all it can do

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 3:51 PM PST reply actions  

Slow cooker is the generic term. Crock Pot is a brand.

Kruk: "and the Giants, the San Francisco Giants…"
Kuip: "They got one…"
Kruk: "World Champs."
- November 1, 2010

by j14 on Dec 7, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

And marijuana with bite!

by Every6thDay on Dec 7, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Conceivably, Crock Pot could start making diaphragms and you’d have to call them Crock Pots. Well, you wouldn’t have to. But why wouldn’t you want to?

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by howtheyscored on Dec 7, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

slow cooker ROCKS

I do a whole chicken (cut up) with potatoes and carrots.
Also, chili.
Also also, pork shoulder with cranberry glaze.

Needing a parka to watch a night game? Welcome to Giants baseball.

by phillas on Dec 7, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

someone told me you can do brownies and make candles. thats seems a little extreme for me. But yeah it does seem like the amount of carrots and potates will soon increase

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I mostly use mine for chili, but there are all kinds of crazy recipes out there. I saw something the other day on using it for cider / wassail I haven’t tried it, and probably won’t, but I bet your house would smell wonderful whilst the cider was brewing.

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by Merope on Dec 7, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

One of my friends mulled wine in one IIRC, seemed to work ok.

Have I seen bread recipes? I bet you could make boston brown bread or other steamed breads with no problem.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I’ve seen bread recipes and brownie recipes, haven’t tried any of them. 98.9% of the time I drag out the crockpot it’s for chili, I’ve made a fish chowder and some other stew type dishes.

I bet it’d do a pretty good steamed apple/raisin/cinnamon concoction.

What I want to know is if anybody is brave enough to use it the way it was intended to be used: plug it in in the morning, leave it on all day while you are at work and come home to dinner ready and waiting in the crockpot. I’m afraid to do that. The cat already snuggles up to the heat lamps on the snake’s tank, I can only imagine what she’d do with the crock pot on all day.

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by Merope on Dec 7, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Bow chica bow wow…

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 7, 2010 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I have it works very well. She wouldn’t snuggle up to it, the outside of it is fairly warm, probably too warm. At least mine gets very warm, not quite hot.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Dec 8, 2010 2:30 AM PST up reply actions  

We’ve done it before, although we have no appliance-fetishist cat to worry about.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 8, 2010 6:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Sound like shitty brownies, to be honest. All that wax up in there.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 7, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

TWSS

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 7, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m so confused. And aroused.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 7, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

i think we’ve all said that.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet you wish you had a nickel for everytime that was said.

Proud Adoptive Parent of no one, cause my son left me.

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THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 7, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I do. I owe five thousand dollars.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I love our slow cooker.

1)Put in ingredients
2)Go to work
3)Eat

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 8, 2010 6:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Grant how did you miss this?

Boof Bonser is HOT

href=“http://www.mlbdailydish.com/2010/12/7/1861821/winter-meetings-mlb-rumors-from-orlando” >

Finally a signature worth having:

Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by fierrpawz on Dec 7, 2010 3:59 PM PST reply actions  

grrr so much for my first link post.

Finally a signature worth having:

Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by fierrpawz on Dec 7, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The Preview button is your friend.

by Natto on Dec 7, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Is the preview button really your friend? I mean it’s a nice button to know but…

by calbearjd on Dec 7, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

i think if minority report taught us anything it is that preview buttons are not your friend

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It certainly is your friend

It doesn’t want to be more than friends though. It thinks you’re a really nice guy.

by Natto on Dec 7, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Someday you’ll find someone great for you.

by Natto on Dec 7, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not you, it’s me.

by Natto on Dec 7, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

But I love you!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 7, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Avoid_using_preview_button

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I have now found the preview button.

Finally a signature worth having:

Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by fierrpawz on Dec 7, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice enough I guess.

Not Buster Posey nice, but nice enough.

Finally a signature worth having:

Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by fierrpawz on Dec 7, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

If someone owned that dog, you couldn’t say no to whatever the dog wanted.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 7, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Waiting on Boof

to fetch my paper.

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Dec 7, 2010 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Link

Link

Finally a signature worth having:

Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by fierrpawz on Dec 7, 2010 4:04 PM PST reply actions  

Sorry..but reply fail…

but at least you got the link thing down

by calbearjd on Dec 7, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT IF I CAME HERE FOR A FLAME WAR?

These comments are way too boring. C’mon, let’s make some preposterous assertions so we can argue. Ronny Paulino will hit worse in 2011 that Neifi Perez! Jason Heyward will set a new single-season record for triples on ground balls to short! Buster Posey has gained 145 pounds water weight and now has a slower time to first than Bengie Molina!

by wcw on Dec 7, 2010 4:07 PM PST reply actions  

charizard came here for a flame war

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"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Very appropriate for this site.

by Natto on Dec 7, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

thankfully they chose an appropriately color pokemon as well
i wonder if the trueblue ads have a blastoise or something along those lines
prolly all just random

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." - Grant
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 7, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

OH MY GOD CHARIZARD IS THE BEST

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by howtheyscored on Dec 7, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

3rd best starter or is that 3rd starer at best
anyway Blastoise>Venusaur>Charizard
Venusaur because there isnt any other grass pokemon that can touch it in r/b (eggsexutor maybe?)
Blastoise is just a thug and is the best for the gym leaders
charizard can easliy be replaced by an arcaine

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Arcanine is version exclusive.

Charizard> All. All grass pokemon are worthless

"I dont always hit home runs, but when I do, I prefer World Series winning home runs"

by CB30 on Dec 7, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Blaistoise>>>> Charizard> Venusaur

Bulbasaur is great for like the first 3 gyms and not so much afterward. Also, you can teach Squirtle/Wartortle/Blastoise ice attacks.

by baetown415 on Dec 7, 2010 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

This

I got my Blastoise up to like level 95 before I got lost in the cave. And now I can’t find my GBC to play it anymore :(

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by Gobroks on Dec 8, 2010 3:33 AM PST up reply actions  

How dare the Yankees
TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — Derek Jeter can admit it now: He was definitely getting steamed at the New York Yankees.
While Jeter tried to keep talks quiet as the sides negotiated, the Yankees went public with suggestions his increasing age and decreased numbers should result in a pay cut.
At one point, Yankees general manager Brian Cashman said the 36-year-old shortstop should explore other options.
“I was pretty angry about it, and I let that be known,” Jeter said Tuesday after finalizing a $51 million, three-year contract that cut his salary. “I was angry about it because I was the one that said I didn’t want to do it. I said I was the one that wasn’t going to do it.”

Source

by calbearjd on Dec 7, 2010 4:18 PM PST reply actions  

"I was angry about it because I was the one that said I didn’t want to do it. I said I was the one that wasn’t going to do it."

The thing is, it got did.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Dec 7, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 7, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that’s good.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 7, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

/saves to comp

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Dame you, Natto. I kept clicking close and nothing happened.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 7, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you try Ctrl+Alt+Del-ing?

by Natto on Dec 7, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you know that doesn’t reboot the computer anymore? I think that stopped after Windows ME.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 7, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

it brings you to an option screen. I used to crtaltdel to get to the task manager but now i just use crt shift esc

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually use it rather frequently.

by Natto on Dec 7, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes I use it just because.

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 7, 2010 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL ME

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 7, 2010 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha Windows ME

almost as good as Windows RG

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Dec 7, 2010 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I hated ME. It froze on me at least 3 times a week when I shut down. XP was a major improvement.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 7, 2010 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

A major improvement counteracted by Windows Vista!

I hear 7 is ok but I’m still not letting it on my lawn yet. MS pushed out XP support dates again, so I might skip 7 too.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 8, 2010 6:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been using 7 for a couple of months now because I could get the software for free via school. Its pretty good but its a killer on laptop batteries. Really though, there’s no reason to go out and buy it, no huge improvements on XP.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 8, 2010 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I just never got all the hullabaloo about Vista. I understand that it was a resource hog and messy under the hood, but for a non-technical user I never had any problems with it. Functionally, for my uses, and what I imagine to be the uses of 97% of people in the world, it was exactly like any other Windows ever.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 8, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t have a problem with it either.

by Natto on Dec 8, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I only had a couple problems in the year and half I’ve used it.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 8, 2010 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Please turn off your computer and wait 20 seconds before turning it on again…

by calbearjd on Dec 7, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Ctrl+Shift+Escape!

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 7, 2010 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

WRONG

Derek Jeter does not have emotions. They would betray his calm eyes.

by Every6thDay on Dec 7, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, Jeter never bothered me until this. Take your huge contract following your shitty season and get on with it.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 7, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

3:04 PM - Just got back from the bathroom. Hope I didn't miss anything. Other than the toilet, of course. #pottyhumor

I am stealing that joke

you ever been on a real shrimpin' boat?

no, but i've been on a real big boat

by Larry Bamar on Dec 7, 2010 4:24 PM PST reply actions  

What a joke of a franchise
Singletary, speaking Tuesday on his weekly appearance on the KNBR Morning Show, confirmed Alex Smith will quarterback. “We felt at this time, Alex, his experience, would give us the best chance to win at this particular time,” Singletary said. He would not rule out Troy Smith playing again this season.

 Picking your QB on a week to week basis is healthy!

http://www.csnbayarea.com/12/06/10/img-srchttpcsnbayareacomcommonglobal_ima/landing_niners.html?blockID=367876&feedID=5936

by DFARowand on Dec 7, 2010 4:33 PM PST reply actions  

Like it matters…Troy Smith and Alex Smith…6 of one/half a dozen of another

by calbearjd on Dec 7, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The Smiths!

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

One of them has to be a better quarterback for the Niners.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

All of them?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 7, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Johnny Marr was apparently good enough to try out for Manchester City Football Club as a teenager. But he declined because ""I was good enough for City, but they didn’t follow up because I was probably the only player out there wearing eyeliner."

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Dec 7, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to think I was the only person who didn’t like The Smiths. Then I met other people who don’t, and now I don’t think that anymore. The end.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 7, 2010 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

a lot of people don't like The Smiths

personally, I can only take so much Morrissey

Johnny Marr, though . . .

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Dec 7, 2010 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

How Soon is Now?

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Dec 7, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, it’s not his fault that that is where the dart landed. Those Monday morning select-your-teams qb dart tournaments are rough.

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by Merope on Dec 7, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That inconspicuous wooden cross certainly doesn’t get in the way of those throws…

by Every6thDay on Dec 7, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s nothing I can add to this that doesn’t end up in a TWSS.

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by Merope on Dec 7, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Alex Smith makes mistakes because he’s not that good.

Troy Smith might make mistakes because he’s not that good, or he might be making mistakes because he’s inexperienced. The 49ers are not going to the playoffs this year.

This really isn’t a hard decision, Singletary.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Dec 7, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I just can’t believe that the 9ers haven’t addressed the horrible situation at quarterback over the last few years. Smith is not the answer (apply to whomever you wish).

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Dec 7, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

/cough Aaron Rowand /cough

by calbearjd on Dec 7, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa…total fail

I meant Aaron Rodgers…but Rowand may be a good QB

by calbearjd on Dec 7, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Was gonna say, that might work. I mean, there’s already lots of errant throwin’.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it’s not like they can change that decision. But years have gone by, and there Alex is – still on the team, and constantly rising to the top of the depth chart.

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Dec 7, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

David Carr!

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Dec 7, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course it matters. It doesn’t matter really for winning purposes, no. But I would like the team that I like to make decisions that make sense, and if the decisions can’t make sense, then at least decisions that make the team interesting.

This does neither, and I won’t be watching.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 7, 2010 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That makes you Not A True Fan and when Mike Singletary and Alex Smith lead the 49ers to a Super Bowl championship, I hope you won’t enjoy it because you won’t deserve to.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Dec 7, 2010 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

WELL I WON’T THEN!

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by howtheyscored on Dec 7, 2010 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

What about using them both?

And installing the zone-read spread option for a few series? Eh? Eh?

by baetown415 on Dec 7, 2010 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I think between Smith and Smith

They could come up with 6-8 zone-read plays from college that would work (at least for a few games)… although I’m not sure how good the O-line is.

by baetown415 on Dec 7, 2010 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of college formations

Did you see Pittsburgh using the Pistol against Baltimore?

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Dec 8, 2010 3:34 AM PST up reply actions  

That's interesting

I like the pistol because it still lets the running back have a running start while allowing the quarterback see more of the field than under center.

I really think the Niners, as long as they have Smith and Smith, should try to incorporate some schemes from the Smiths’ college days. They can’t go any lower, can they?

by baetown415 on Dec 8, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

At least the uniforms still look good.

by Natto on Dec 7, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t really care about the niners, but I’m glad they went back to the real uniforms. Those white pants ones were fugly.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 8, 2010 6:54 AM PST up reply actions  

At this time, this is how we feel at this time, we are looking for the best chance to win at this time, which, at this time, Troy Smith cannot give us at this time.

Proud Adoptive Parent of no one, cause my son left me.

I still think Obi-wan wanted them to hook up & raise some genetic freaks with midichlorians firing out of their ass. - ResDog

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 7, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Singletary
The 49ers went to Green Bay having three wins in their past four games with quarterback Troy Smith. McCarthy said he viewed the 49ers as a formidable opponent.

“You really have to point to the quarterback,” McCarthy said of Troy Smith. "I think he’s given them a spark. He has run around and made some plays, and that’s really probably the difference between them winning and losing early in the year.

“There’s a lot of very positive components of this football team. They’ve got a lot of very good players. But I would have to say the difference is probably the quarterback. I think he has sparked them.”

Can’t see what every1 else sees

by DFARowand on Dec 7, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see it…Troy is fine in that he’s more mobile but he’s not much of an upgrade (if any)

by calbearjd on Dec 7, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

The offense has actually looked alive when they have allowed him to be turned loose.

His mobility would extend out plays that Alex Smith would have collapsed in the pocket under the pressure.

Proud Adoptive Parent of no one, cause my son left me.

I still think Obi-wan wanted them to hook up & raise some genetic freaks with midichlorians firing out of their ass. - ResDog

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 7, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Troy Smith: 80 Passer rating in 5 games…110+ in the first two games (DEN and STL)…in the 40s the past three games (TB, Arizona, and GB)

Alex Smith: 75 Passer rating in 7 games…lowest passer rating is 52.6 at SEA
-He also played against Philly, NO, KC, ATL,

by calbearjd on Dec 7, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You realize passer rating really sucks right?

Proud Adoptive Parent of no one, cause my son left me.

I still think Obi-wan wanted them to hook up & raise some genetic freaks with midichlorians firing out of their ass. - ResDog

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 7, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a better gauge than the “eye test”

by calbearjd on Dec 7, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

True

but also Troy Smith isn’t being allowed to use the entire playbook. Singletary before MNF said that they have not opened up the playbook for him.

How do you expect a quarterback to excel when he only has half his plays. Then the defense becomes wise and you are screwed.

Steve Young was pretty pissed afterward.

Proud Adoptive Parent of no one, cause my son left me.

I still think Obi-wan wanted them to hook up & raise some genetic freaks with midichlorians firing out of their ass. - ResDog

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 7, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It's the same with any first year QB

If they DID open up the playbook, he’d be making more errors from not having enough familiarity with the plays

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 7, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

You do realize that the choices are more varied than “passer rating” and “eye test”, right? There are other options that best either one.

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 7, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

jcb9’s ass?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 7, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Just one example, yes.

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 7, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Correction…Troy Smith’s rating is 51.5, 61.7, 64.4 the past three game (misread the stats)

by calbearjd on Dec 7, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

ohmygoddonotusesinglegamepasserratingeverthefuckingeyetestis100timesbetterthansinglegamepasserratingitisliterallyshit.

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 7, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I gave up.

You should too.

Proud Adoptive Parent of no one, cause my son left me.

I still think Obi-wan wanted them to hook up & raise some genetic freaks with midichlorians firing out of their ass. - ResDog

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Troy smith has at least a modicum of pocket presence

Any pressure on smith and he sprints towards the sidelines

by DFARowand on Dec 7, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

that is just his mind fast forwarding to the 3 and out.

Proud Adoptive Parent of no one, cause my son left me.

I still think Obi-wan wanted them to hook up & raise some genetic freaks with midichlorians firing out of their ass. - ResDog

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 7, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Troy Smith

gets sacked more than twice as often as Alex Smith.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 7, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

That was Troy Smiths 5th NFL start..

I think he can improve in a lot of areas… But at least there’s a chance he might

I don’t see Alex improving at anything

by DFARowand on Dec 7, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn't saying he can't improve

but this:

Troy smith has at least a modicum of pocket presence
Any pressure on smith and he sprints towards the sidelines

Is pretty much flat out false.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 7, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

in other words

Troy Smith, as of today, does not have more pocket presence than Alex Smith, when it comes to avoiding the rush. In fact, he has significantly less.

If you’re going to say “oh well, Alex just rolls right then throws it out of bounds while sometimes Troy will hang in there and make a play”, 2 things:
1) Alex obviously doesn’t do that all the time, because he completes his passes at a MUCH higher rate than Troy.
2) A 100% chance of an incompletion is better than a 50% chance of a sack, 40% chance of essentially no gain and a 10% chance of a big play.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 7, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

There's so much fail here I don't even know where to begin..

You do know what modicum means right? It means a little bit..

1) There’s so many other factors that go into a player taking a sack than just pocket presence. Pittsburgh has given up the 9th most sacks in the league. Would you say Roethlisberger has poor pocket presence

2) Alex Smith has played in 50 games. Troy Smith has played in 19.
Alex Smith career completion percentage: 56.8%
Troy Smith career completion percentage: 53%

Wow! What a difference!

3) On 3rd down and 10 Troy Smith may take a sack but I know he’s at least going to try to make a play and get a first down. Alex would get scared and throw a 2 yard check down and trot off the field.

by DFARowand on Dec 7, 2010 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I think any time the 49ers have to play Green Bay a loss should be assumed. To the point that no matter how good the 49ers are, it’s probably better just to forfeit. That the 49ers are just a special brand of incompetent only rubs salt in the wound.

by Every6thDay on Dec 7, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

After looking at the tape.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Dec 7, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

QUARTERBACK BY COMMITTEE!

what could go wrong?

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 7, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The Cowboys lost bad to the Packers, and Wade Phillips got fired. The Vikings lost bad to the Packers, and Brad Childress got fired. The 49ers lost bad to the Packers, and Josh McDaniels got fired.

WHO’S NEXT???

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by howtheyscored on Dec 7, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

according to this (a month old), I would guess coach Sing can safely plan a long family vacation starting in about a month

by capn on Dec 7, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

So Freddy’s surgery is no big deal, right?

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 7, 2010 4:40 PM PST reply actions  

For a moment I thought you were joking.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

And then I looked at Twitter…Gah. He had better be fine.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

if we would’ve known about this a week ago, retaining Fontenot would’ve seemed like much more of a no-brainer.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Dec 7, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

They are toying with us. TOYING WITH US!

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

FO feared the announcement would raise Uribe’s asking price.
/chasm/

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Dec 7, 2010 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

DeRosa’s tendons say no.

Kruk: "and the Giants, the San Francisco Giants…"
Kuip: "They got one…"
Kruk: "World Champs."
- November 1, 2010

by j14 on Dec 7, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

He has plenty of time to recover.

And he was still doing pretty damn well with it hurt during the playoffs.

Proud Adoptive Parent of no one, cause my son left me.

I still think Obi-wan wanted them to hook up & raise some genetic freaks with midichlorians firing out of their ass. - ResDog

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 7, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm, mixed reactions.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 7, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

just a scope

so shouldn’t be a big deal, unless they find something bad.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Dec 7, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

/discovered in Sanchez's shoulder

(the actual demon, not Miguel Tejada (get it? cause he plays defense like a statue?))

Proud Adoptive Parent of no one, cause my son left me.

I still think Obi-wan wanted them to hook up & raise some genetic freaks with midichlorians firing out of their ass. - ResDog

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 7, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Pazuzu.

Too obscure? I thought everyone had seen Exorcist…

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I still think Obi-wan wanted them to hook up & raise some genetic freaks with midichlorians firing out of their ass. - ResDog

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 7, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven't seen it.

But I also haven’t seen The Godfather II.

by Every6thDay on Dec 7, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe this would have been better?

Basically I wanted a demon theme.

Proud Adoptive Parent of no one, cause my son left me.

I still think Obi-wan wanted them to hook up & raise some genetic freaks with midichlorians firing out of their ass. - ResDog

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 7, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Monster Manual II FTW!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 8, 2010 6:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Nincompooptec

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 7, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

leave it in.

Pain purifies the soul, helps win championships.

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Dec 7, 2010 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that Jobu?

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 7, 2010 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno – any time you clean stuff out of a shoulder, it seems kind of risky.

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Dec 7, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks.

I was hoping he’d report to spring training in The Best Shape of His Life. Just feel like the dude’s body is falling apart.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 7, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Born and raised in Los Angeles, Freddy Sanchez’s body has been slowly breaking down under repeated exposure to his Giants uniform. Despite this debilitating condition, his resolve to turn spectacular double plays for the eventual world champions contributed in no small part to their title.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We can make him faster…stronger…we have the technology.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 8, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Freddy thinks "Offseason" should include the word surgery

Like “I think I need offseason shoulder surgery” or “I need offseason ankle surgery”. Lets hope he doesn’t go into January thinking “my brain needs a tune-up, how about offseason brain surgery”.

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Dec 7, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

He had surgery last year. Giants won the World Series.

by Natto on Dec 7, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Science!

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Dec 7, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep
When asked whether or not the Giants would be pursuing other options at second base, general manager Brian Sabean said, “I think we’re in good shape. With (Mike) Fontenot and (Mark) DeRosa able to play the position we have good protection.”

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 7, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Do we have any proof that he can? All I remember from him at that position are errahs. Multiple errahs.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 7, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

UZR has him pegged as a well-above average defender at 2B (better than Freddy, actually). Which you would think could translate to at least a passable SS.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 7, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

13 career games or some such.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 8, 2010 6:57 AM PST up reply actions  

So not much to go on there.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL DEROSA

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I still think Obi-wan wanted them to hook up & raise some genetic freaks with midichlorians firing out of their ass. - ResDog

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 7, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Injured guy carousel!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 7, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I read that as “Injured gay carousel!”

by Natto on Dec 7, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there any other kind?

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s because carousels are really happy!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 7, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Always keeping a good attitude no matter its state of health!

by Natto on Dec 7, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I read it as “injured guy carols”.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 7, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Which your bird can sing.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 7, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Deck the halls with Bob’s old gurney!
Fa la la la la la la la la la

by Natto on Dec 7, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Analyze the pee for LSD

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 7, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Tis the season to be achy
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 7, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Don we now our splint and arm sling
Fa la la la la la la la la la

by Natto on Dec 7, 2010 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Same story…Different year.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Dec 7, 2010 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Like the stealth surgery he had last offseason?

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 8, 2010 6:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Same shoulder, but apparently this time, it just needed cleaning and not repairing.

/tries to sound convincing

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2010 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Couldn't they just wait for it to calm down?

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2010 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Winter meetings aside...

I get having Olney and Stark (KLaw..etc) all over the front page of Espn.com. Those guys write about baseball. What i don’t get, is having Gordon Edes slathering the site with exclusive Red sox nonsense. It’s like here’s all of our baseball guys, and Red Sox OMG!

by giantdonkey on Dec 7, 2010 4:41 PM PST reply actions  

Well, yeah, that’s why people go to ESPN.com. For Red Sox news.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 7, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, I had hopes for next offseason.
SI_JonHeyman Jon Heyman
uggla said to be thrilled to be in atlanta, nearer tennessee home. more amenable to extension with them.

Proud Adoptive Parent of no one, cause my son left me.

I still think Obi-wan wanted them to hook up & raise some genetic freaks with midichlorians firing out of their ass. - ResDog

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 7, 2010 4:43 PM PST reply actions  

his defense really, really sucks. and moving him to 1B (Belt, Huff) or 3B (Sandoval) wouldn’t work. Think of him as a power-hitting infielder.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

What is he supposed to say? “I hate Atlanta. It sucks. I can’t wait to sign somewhere else.”

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 7, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it's required to say upbeat stuff at your new team

“Man, I love it here in Podunk, it’s great the way they do the memorial hog wallow sliding and the annual collection of the six pack holders.”

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Dec 7, 2010 11:54 PM PST up reply actions  

“Hell, when I saw the number of zeroes on the contract I didn’t even look to see what team it was. I would have signed to play in Yellowknife for that money”.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 8, 2010 6:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m waiting for someone to say “Hell yeah it’s about the money. I only have a few years to play. I got to maximize my money now.”

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 8, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: This is really good

http://bit.ly/MRHPlist

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 7, 2010 4:50 PM PST reply actions  

Helloooooooooo time killer…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Suggestion

How about we rec every post on March 17th for St. Patrick’s Day? Let’s turn everything green.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 8, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Upset of the offseason

ESPN actually spent more than 30 seconds talking about the Giants. They actually spent over 5 minutes.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 7, 2010 5:02 PM PST reply actions  

Liar!

FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
McC: Don't get it? Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Dec 7, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT? AND HERE I WAS WATCHING HOW THEY MAKE JELLY BELLY BEANS ON FOOD NETWORK

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

/gasp

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

pics?

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

New York Hand-egg Giants

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 7, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally

Word is Hakeem Nicks and Steve Smith are both going to be playing this weekend.

by djfivenine on Dec 7, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

So with the insanity of the Werth contract I am concerned

when our youngins reach their FA years….do you think Savvy Sabes can learn the Jedi Mind Trick and tell every one else “these aren’t the players you are looking for”….also works because the Yankees are the evil empire….Cashman just says “these aren’t the players we are looking for, move along, move along.”

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Dec 7, 2010 5:06 PM PST reply actions  

Wouldn't that be nice?

I’m hoping that people will still be scared off by Lincecum’s delivery and Cain’s W/L record. Its a long shot, I know…but if teams like the Yankees start going all in we could be screwed.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Waving hand....

THESE AREN’T THE FREE AGENTS YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A-HOLES!

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Dec 7, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

If Lincecum doesn’t want to cut his hair and Wilson doesn’t want to shave, they’ll never be Yankees. Red Sox, Phillies and Mets on the other hand….

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 7, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

the best thing is, those two specifically fit so nicely into the laid back, kind of eccentric City life. It would take a lot to pry them away.

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Dec 7, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

/hopes ’tis true

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

rec'd!

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Dec 7, 2010 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Wrecked!

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this Japanese baseball?

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that’s from Opening Day at Yankee Stadium.

by Natto on Dec 7, 2010 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Does that mean Salacious Crum is standing at SS right now in the pic?

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Dec 7, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

He's doing his best Enrico Palazzo impersonation behind the dish

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Dec 7, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

RIP - we miss you

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Dec 7, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

agree completely. i have been watching it almost every day. it sucks

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Dec 8, 2010 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

A's paid posting fee for Vader

Unable to pry him from Deathstar Destroyers.

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Dec 7, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Vader?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 7, 2010 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs more R2D2 as catcher.

by JSing on Dec 8, 2010 12:14 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I went to Vegas with my friends this week. One of them got arrested for assaulting a stormtrooper.

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Dec 8, 2010 12:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I went to Vegas with my friends last week. One of them got arrested, but he killed the stormtrooper.

Can’t let them win, buddy

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 8, 2010 1:20 AM PST up reply actions  

the evil empire must fall. I’m going back next week to ge Vader.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 8, 2010 1:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I love the amused reporters standing around the back wall.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 8, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I love the Vader strut after the strikeout.

Proud Adoptive Parent of no one, cause my son left me.

I still think Obi-wan wanted them to hook up & raise some genetic freaks with midichlorians firing out of their ass. - ResDog

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

McC has to be public enemy number one for students trying to study
cant stop checking for updates

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

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Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 5:12 PM PST reply actions  

So, so, terribly true…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s the same if you work at a computer all day

Kruk: "and the Giants, the San Francisco Giants…"
Kuip: "They got one…"
Kruk: "World Champs."
- November 1, 2010

by j14 on Dec 7, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Why, who would do such a thing?

/tugs collar nervously

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 8, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m not getting too far with this studying for a final that’s on Saturday.

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by Merope on Dec 7, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Argh.

Same here. Math and Japanese on Saturday…one of ’em is at 8:30 in the morning…blegh…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

ick!
Just “Multicultural Communications” here.
Good luck.

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by Merope on Dec 7, 2010 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll trade you :D.

But thanks.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah...

I have a problem with it…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I had an inorganic chemistry exam one spring quarter on Saturday at 8:30 a.m. That was brutal. On the bright side, I went street luging in the nearby parking garage right afterwards. That was fun.

by speckops on Dec 7, 2010 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Saturday exams suck balls. And to make things worse, my campus completely closes at 5:00pm sharp before a long break. It’s almost unfair because that means no partying or going out on Friday nights.

Warning, angry Giants fan on the loose.

by MHizzle on Dec 7, 2010 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

MY SEMESTER COURSEWORK IS OVER FUCK YEAH

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 7, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Say "awww"
TdaddyNeal
  
#alliwant is to be a hall of famer when its all said and done

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

I say, “I hope so too.”

by Natto on Dec 7, 2010 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Also this...
#alliwant is to have championship rings on ever single finger

His twitter entertains me

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

“Best trade the Royals ever made, though the Giants really strengthened their bench with Pablo after Betancourt came over and pushed Tejada to third.”

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 7, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

we laughed … then it happened.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Well they had to strenghten it to make sure it could support Pablo.

GET IT? CAUSE HE’S FAT!

Proud Adoptive Parent of no one, cause my son left me.

I still think Obi-wan wanted them to hook up & raise some genetic freaks with midichlorians firing out of their ass. - ResDog

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Real Panda OT:

Human workers from the Hetaoping Research and Conservation Center for the Giant Panda in China prepare a four-month-old giant panda cub for the wild by dressing up in panda suits.

Source

by calbearjd on Dec 7, 2010 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

Can they teach it to lay off the high fastball while they are at it?

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 7, 2010 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Fixed....

Can they teach it to lay off the high fastball buffet table while they are at it

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Dec 7, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

So much cute!

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

/flees shrieking

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Homer dresses as a panda.

by Natto on Dec 7, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope this ends better for those two guys

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 7, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Or the pizza place

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Bop?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 7, 2010 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Saw this on the cover of my WSJ today.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 7, 2010 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the idea of the baby panda seeing right through the ruse. “Seriously, guys. You look ridiculous. Just feed me already.”

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 8, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

It would be funny/sad if the baby Panda went into the wild and meet another Panda but turned down its sexual advances b/c the real panda had hands like these

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

OH MY GOD, WHERE'S YOUR OPPOSABLE THUMB?

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 8, 2010 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

TAKE HIM
Nationals are considering Eckstein, per MLB.com

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 7, 2010 5:29 PM PST reply actions  

We should help them finish that sentence

Nationals are considering Eckstein, per MLB.com, a giant pain in the ass.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 7, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey!

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 7, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

at least there was a separation of the words Giant and Pain…..I am sure he only meant a minimum of offense to you

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Dec 7, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re not a giant pain in the ass. But, I can’t speak to other regions

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 7, 2010 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Or a pain in the Giants’ ass, as the case may be.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Eckstein should go to the Orioles or Blue Jays or Angels. We won’t see him in 2011.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 7, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless…rematch of 2002?

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Dec 7, 2010 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, no fair trying to be the most hated team in baseball while we have the trophy!

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Do it!

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard new expansion team in MLB, the SF super giants? Apparently Huff and Burrell are leaving to start this new team

by posey yaknowsy on Dec 7, 2010 5:37 PM PST reply actions  

Is this the one that collapses into a black hole?

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to cast Schierholtz as the astronomer who tries to warn President Morgan Freeman, but to no avail.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 8, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

So, uhh, did the Giants actually sign Chuck Lofgren?

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Dec 7, 2010 5:51 PM PST reply actions  

Yep
A setback has led to an opportunity. Lofgren signed a free agent contract last week with his hometown team, the Giants. He said they told him he will start the season at Triple-A Fresno as a starting pitcher.

“I always wanted to be a Giant,” he said. “Now that I’ve been given the opportunity I intend to make the most of it.”

http://www.mercurynews.com/california/ci_16697061?nclick_check=1

by DFARowand on Dec 7, 2010 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The Big Swede!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 7, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool

He was good until he wasn’t. Hopefully Tidrow can fix him

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Dec 7, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

He was a highly regarded prospect

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Dec 8, 2010 3:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Hm. Looking at his numbers, I see one promising year. Does he have good velocity?

by wcw on Dec 8, 2010 6:36 AM PST up reply actions  

http://www.baseball-intellect.com/Articles/most-overrated-pitchers.html

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2010 6:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I see two

He was good as a 19 y-o in A ball, and then as a 20 y-o in A+. K/9 above 8 in both cases. But then he had two bad years in AA, followed by two bad years in AA.

Interestingly, he was somehow ranked as the #71 best prospect by BA after the 2007 season, in which he had a 4.58 ERA with a 7.7 K/9 and a 4.2 BB/9 in AA. So I guess scouts really liked him.

by Cookyman on Dec 8, 2010 6:47 AM PST up reply actions  

His 2007 BA scouting report

http://www.baseballamerica.com/online/prospects/rankings/organization-top-10-prospects/2007

Says his fastball ranges from 87 to 93 (which is a very big range, actually – 80% of the league is between 87 and 93), has a good slider, and also throws a curve and changeup.

Basically a Scott Barnes type. Will turn 25 in a month.

by Cookyman on Dec 8, 2010 7:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t have traded anything for him, but on a flyer — why not? Maybe we turn him into a lefty reliever and flip him at the deadline for a high-risk/high-upside hitting prospect or something.

by wcw on Dec 8, 2010 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I like it. Especially since currently our top-2 backup starters are both relievers (Runzler and Affeldt).

by Cookyman on Dec 8, 2010 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Can Affeldt go more than a couple innings? I much prefer him starting to relieving — if he can have any success starting. Someone here posted that starting just never worked for him.

by wcw on Dec 8, 2010 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

His FIP is one run higher as a starter, which is the normal split.

by Cookyman on Dec 8, 2010 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 7, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES!

Nope, not old.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a feeling 5 years from now some guy in the back will yell that out and still get rec'd.

Finally a signature worth having:

Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by fierrpawz on Dec 7, 2010 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I think all post game threads on other team’s blogs should be opened with a mccoven writing:
“THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES”

puts things in perspective.

Tsuyohsi Shinjo: Underwear model, winner of Japanese "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire," Ham Fighter, and member of the Giants team that would have participated in 2002 WS if an asteroid hadn't destroyed Earth.

by ElCartero on Dec 8, 2010 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

In the 25th inning and the choice is Zito off the bench or Posey pitches and Zito catches?

Finally a signature worth having:

Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by fierrpawz on Dec 7, 2010 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. That sounds so wrong and so right at the same time.

Finally a signature worth having:

Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by fierrpawz on Dec 7, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

it could work

he’s got good speed… “for a catcher”

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Dec 7, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

We all know Whiteside is faster

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Top Gear

American style…so uh… wow. We’ve only watched 2 episodes and I think that’ll be it for us.

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by Merope on Dec 7, 2010 6:21 PM PST reply actions  

yeah it was horrible. that guy with glasses is the worst. uk top gear needs to start again

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Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I watched an episode...

And boy did the American production miss everything that is good about our version.

HELLO I AM GENERIC MAN ONE, I WANT POWER IN A CAR
HELLO I AM GENERIC MAN TWO, I HAVE A FAMILY, I WANT ROOM
HELLO I AM GENERIC MAN THREE, I WOULD LIKE THE BEST OF BOTH!!

by Deleuzian on Dec 7, 2010 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't remember who's comment it was that I read

I think maybe it was Adam Corolla, but he said, that Top Gear would never work here because the sponsors would be subject to too much potential criticism and would not support the program, there for a facsimilie of the UK show would never happen hear. The UK show is supported by the government run BBC.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2010 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

It was Jay Leno

I’m not American, so I wouldn’t really know anything about whether that’s an issue for US shows, but yes Top Gear here is on the BBC, which has no ads and is publicly funded (not government run). Although, from what I remember, there are also very harsh rules on the sponsorship of shows so it wouldn’t make a big difference were it on say Channel 4.

by Deleuzian on Dec 8, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

To many Americans, ‘publicly funded’ is pretty much synonymous with ‘paid for with stolen money and having a government stooge on set and overseeing every aspect of production’ .

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 9, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Its ok…early UK Top Gears were kind of similar, I’ll continue to watch until season 2. Hopefully the host will have more of a natural chemistry by then. And hopefully the fat dude will be replaced. Also Tanner Faust is awesome.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2010 5:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Tanner Faust is alright

the others though are a trainwreck

by dougsaucy on Dec 8, 2010 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

OT: MP3s of the postseason

Anybody know if MP3s of the radio broadcasts are available for sale anywhere? I’ve been looking all over MLB.com and can’t find them. Need a Christmas present for my dad.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Dec 7, 2010 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t think they have anything like that. I plan on recording/downloading them myself sometime in the near future.

by Natto on Dec 7, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I really want Carl Crawford. Why can’t we have nice things.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 6:45 PM PST reply actions  

YOU JUST GOT THE FREAKING WORLD SERIES!!!!!
KIDS TODAY!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!!

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by Merope on Dec 7, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

But his Buster Posey is already a whole YEAR old!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 7, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The World Series is soooooo last year. I wouldn’t expect you adults to understand that.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Old folks. Sheesh…..

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 7, 2010 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

So you broke your Freddy Sanchez "action figure" already

Young man, we are not buying you new toys any time you whine.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Dec 8, 2010 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but my DeRosa Man was already broked before I opened the box :(

Tsuyohsi Shinjo: Underwear model, winner of Japanese "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire," Ham Fighter, and member of the Giants team that would have participated in 2002 WS if an asteroid hadn't destroyed Earth.

by ElCartero on Dec 8, 2010 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I would totally buy that if it were real

"Sabean is the master of the dry hump" -Michael Lewis

by JGonzz on Dec 8, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Last year, McFarlane put out a four-figure box set for the Yankees’ WS title. I know it’s a pipe dream, but dear God I want them to do the same for the Giants.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 8, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Kids these days, acting like they’re entitled to everything…

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 7, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

GET OFF YOUR LAWN

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 7, 2010 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

/picks poppy
/gets thrown in state penitentiary
/becomes hardened criminal and or Big Moe’s bitch

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

this thread needs some drama

most over rated bands of all time
1) The doors- a few good songs. The rest of their stuff is mediocre at best.
2) Pink Floyd- Great for listening to while on drugs. Not so much while in the car driving to work
3) The Beatles- i would actually say they are the greatest band of all time but not by the wide of margin people give to them. I would say rolling stones, the who, and bob dylan are really close

honorable mention: rush, if youre not cream, you need more than 3 members in your band (this one is a joke)

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

Wait, other people don’t take drugs while in the car driving to work?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 7, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Semi-related

My boss kind of accused me of being drunk at work today. Normally he would have been right but today he wasn’t.

Kruk: "and the Giants, the San Francisco Giants…"
Kuip: "They got one…"
Kruk: "World Champs."
- November 1, 2010

by j14 on Dec 7, 2010 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

damn Aussies.

wait, are you an Aussie?

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

We have beers in the fridge down on the first floor. Just, you know, FYI.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 8, 2010 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice. We actually have beer in a fridge on the 6th floor too.

Kruk: "and the Giants, the San Francisco Giants…"
Kuip: "They got one…"
Kruk: "World Champs."
- November 1, 2010

by j14 on Dec 8, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Used to work with a co. that worked with Heineken…

There was one fridge just for Heineken and one fridge just for Amstel Light….

I still remember working at night, drinking beer and watching the Giants on gameday.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Dec 8, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

My friend is at a Pink Floyd concert right now.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

That's actually pretty awesome

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 7, 2010 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I went to that show

It ruled.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 8, 2010 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

A buddy of mine went to the LA show last week.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Dec 8, 2010 4:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I have to be completely mashed to enjoy Pink Floyd...

It’s possible to like classic rock and not like Pink Floyd.

by IRONxMIKE on Dec 8, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

How do you drive to work?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 7, 2010 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I usually listen to bad techno or classic rock.
cascada: every time we touch basically pumps me up to stock boxes at whitney hall at 5 in the morning

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by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

what's with all the classic rock shit people like on this blog?

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by PiKAgiant on Dec 7, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

well... that's just your opinion man...

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by PiKAgiant on Dec 7, 2010 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I love classic rock

Which is why I hate Rush

"And as Edgar rounds the bases the ghosts run with him, the great ones like Mays and McCovey and Cepeda, and the almost forgotten ones like Bolin and LeMaster and Manwaring…" - J. Rant

by Giant Torture on Dec 8, 2010 4:57 AM PST up reply actions  

In this line.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 8, 2010 6:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd say Rush is more progressive rock than classic rock.

Use of funky time signatures, etc.

Though frequently played on classic rock stations because of when they were most actively playing/touring, Rush is clearly an entirely different category than, say, Led Zeppelin.

Kinda like saying “I love cheeseburgers, but meatballs in my spaghetti sucks.” Both uses of ground beef, but completely different genres.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Dec 8, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I love cheeseburgers, but bad tasting meatballs in my spaghetti sucks.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 8, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I really like some occasional Zeppelin, the Who, The Clash if they can be considered classic rock, Hendrix, Pink Floyd etc

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep... The Who, Clash, Hendrix, all rock hard

anything in the 60s i’ll listen to, to be honest as well

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by PiKAgiant on Dec 7, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you like the Archies?

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Dec 7, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

if i heard them, then i might know em

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by PiKAgiant on Dec 7, 2010 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

the Archies fucking RULE

I love the Archies. But they are nothing, simply nothing, next to the Monkees. If it weren’t for the Fall and Aretha Franklin, the Monkees would be the band by whom all others are measured.

by wcw on Dec 7, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Excuse me, I like fiddle tunes, experimental Christian pop, eighties mega-musicals, and pie.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Just so long as you like pie.

by wcw on Dec 7, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, believe me, your approval is very low on my list of necessities.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

But it’s on there!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

:D

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d feel better about appearing there if it weren’t for the mega-musicals.

by wcw on Dec 7, 2010 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

/posts latest parody fanpost

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Though, as a fan of Sid Vicious’s rendition of My Way I am not really one to talk.

by wcw on Dec 7, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s one guy who wouldn’t get shot in a Philippine karaoke bar!

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I think even the Philippines would have to respect Zombie Sidney back from the dead for one last show.

by wcw on Dec 7, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You are so adorable.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 8, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Somebody had too many goofballs.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 8, 2010 7:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I fell asleep during a Cluster show some time back, but I think that may have been an intended effect.

Surprisingly good show for electronic music that makes you sleepy.

by wcw on Dec 8, 2010 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I took a history of rock music class in college

wherein the prof pointed out the hypnotic chord structure of pretty much every Doors song, particularly in the bass line.

Not the only answer, but it justifies the drug trips and, in your case, sleepy audiences. I can’t ever listen to the Doors while driving at night for similar reasons.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Dec 8, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Who can tell.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Me.

No.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Saying the doors, the beatles, and pink floyd are the most overrated bands of all time is like saying Willie Mays, Babe Ruth, and Sandy Koufax are the most overrated baseball players of all time. Collectively they made some of the best music I know. And Pink Floyd doesn’t have to be about drugs, I listen to their albums “The Dark Side of the Moon” and “The Wall” quite regularly without being high. Both the Doors and The Beatles could have done much more if there careers weren’t cut short.

by sleeknerve on Dec 7, 2010 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

rec'd

because they just rule

you ever been on a real shrimpin' boat?

no, but i've been on a real big boat

by Larry Bamar on Dec 8, 2010 12:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t much care for them, but I rec’d the statement because I love the tenor of it.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 8, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

A friend of mind tried to get me into Pink Floyd....

At first i was like, I dont think ive heard too much of them. He loaned me a couple of their albums (The Wall, DSOTM). I just could not get into it. Turns out that I did know a few of there songs, but I didnt even like those. They just basically put a name to a face of songs i already thought sucked. At our next jam session we listened to it while getting baked… and only then did i find it bearable.

by IRONxMIKE on Dec 8, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

actually you're the one who sucks.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 8, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems like a very busy day for the Winter Meetings

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 7, 2010 7:18 PM PST reply actions  

ROTFL

Perfect! I was just skimming MLBTR.com before logging on to McC and these were 2 of the lead stories:

Matt Diaz Rumors – Tuesday

Mariners Targeting Luis Valbuena

I thought to myself, “It’s a very slow news day at the Winter Meetings when these are what is being fed to us the eager customers – maybe I should comment on that.” Then I see Grant beat me to it, and did a 1000% better job at it than I ever could have managed.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Dec 7, 2010 7:23 PM PST reply actions  

Rolling Stones dominate

back in the days of cassette tapes, I was making a tape to play at a party. Started with some stones. After 45 minutes, I turned the tape over and put some other bands on.
Beatles are catchy and all but not compelling like the stones.
Zombies!

proud, yes I said proud, adoptive papa of "Geno" Eugenio Velez--
more game changing bunts than Buster Posey!
a World Champions San Francisco Giant of 2010!

by foothillsfan on Dec 7, 2010 7:33 PM PST reply actions  

Is anyone else friends with 400 fucking annoying teenagers on Facebook that are doing that numbers shit?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 7:39 PM PST reply actions  

What’s a facebook?

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by Merope on Dec 7, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm friends with you on facebook, you're annoying

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 7, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

but seriously, they're doing the snake game or something

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 7, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

No. Someone started this thing where you message someone a number and then that person updates their status with that number and says something about the person who sent it

Ex: 6969696

well i dont no u very well but you seem super cool :p and we should def hangout sometime lol

Now imagine about 40 of those taking up your whole news feed. Its brutal.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

So that’s what that is.

Kruk: "and the Giants, the San Francisco Giants…"
Kuip: "They got one…"
Kruk: "World Champs."
- November 1, 2010

by j14 on Dec 7, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

only 4 or 5 of my friends are doing it, but they post one like every two minutes

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I just have one, she is now hidden from my newsfeed.

Kruk: "and the Giants, the San Francisco Giants…"
Kuip: "They got one…"
Kruk: "World Champs."
- November 1, 2010

by j14 on Dec 7, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Im almost to the point where I am going to unfriend anyone doing it.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

DO IT!!
DO IT!!!!

JUMP!
JUMP!!!

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by Merope on Dec 7, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha, dude, that’s pretty fuckin annoying, i’ve never heard about that, but it does sound pretty weird

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 7, 2010 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get it…

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 7, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

2813308004 you dick… after about the eight digit i realized i could copy and paste lol… but we gotta hit up that pow pow breh!!
321. i dont really know you too well, but you seem hella chill and listen to good music lol and are frinds with my best frined from elementary haha

108…. you. are. the most….. i would say something mean but you wouldnt get the sarcasm!!! aha but ily… nd thats NOT MY NAME

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

k... you got some weird friends dude...

that’s really weird

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 7, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats all one kid. A boy.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

WEIRD!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 7, 2010 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

They don’t need a reason.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

How is that any different than a day here?

290/320/512

That sucks! you dont rock the statz
42-22 my pokemonz WON~!!

109!!!

Finally a signature worth having:

Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by fierrpawz on Dec 7, 2010 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

kids…………

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by Merope on Dec 7, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what idiots come up with this stuff. How about you message them the number and they reply back, you know, like, how messages are supposed to work. But NOOOO, they have to show the entire world.

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"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 7, 2010 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, its terrible

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Dec 7, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

My friends must not be hip.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 8, 2010 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know any teenagers

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 7, 2010 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes I think that would be awesome

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Please tell me college is better

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

+1000000000

dude, i dont want to leave

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 7, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

are you from chico, pika?
ive heard you talk about ur college out of chico but i thought we talked about chico burrito wagons before

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, i'm from Moraga

i go to college in Ohio, but my Dad now lives in Chico because of my step mom… I’ll have to check that place out

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 7, 2010 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Bore-aga!

I graduated from SMC. Mmmm Bianca’s.

by danilo d on Dec 7, 2010 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

God is a Gael.

Finally a signature worth having:

Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by fierrpawz on Dec 7, 2010 9:44 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Class of 91, you?

Finally a signature worth having:

Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by fierrpawz on Dec 8, 2010 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

its like i told you the other night, PiKA. You don’t have to leave if you don’t want to, nothing is making you come out here, while you have probably a job of some sort and a gf who it may deem necessary for you to stay for.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

for sure dude, gonna come back basically for Christmas

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 7, 2010 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

tell you what, dude. come back for xmas, right, and call up your old friends who you would be hanging out with if you moved back.

if by the end of the night (or week) you find yourself saying “im glad that’s over”, then its probably not something you’re gonna want in the long haul.

there’s also nothing wrong with starting fresh somewhere, yknow, somewhere you didnt grow up or go to college, just, a new town/state.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It is…
…much much better.

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by Merope on Dec 7, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

There will be idiots wherever you go but yes college is a lot better

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 7, 2010 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I really hate idiots.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ll have some, sadly, but the good news is that they will flunk out or go work at their daddy’s business or something else.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 8, 2010 7:09 AM PST up reply actions  

It seemed like 1/2 of the students I started with were gone by sophmore year.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 8, 2010 7:14 AM PST up reply actions  

pretty much this, there’s a ton of different personalities here in college, you just find your niche and you’re good. it’ll take some time, took me a half semester to find my good friends. Now? I dont want to leave, i dont want to go back to the people i have back in California

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 7, 2010 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I tiny bit, yeah. There’s still idiots — trust me, I know a couple of college age idiots — but it’s better for the most part.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." - Grant
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 7, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

A tiny bit, not I.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." - Grant
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 7, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I do. My nephew and niece are teenagers. I don’t know if they are that annoying because neither are towards me or anyone in the family. Maybe they are to other kids.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 7, 2010 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

too old

Tsuyohsi Shinjo: Underwear model, winner of Japanese "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire," Ham Fighter, and member of the Giants team that would have participated in 2002 WS if an asteroid hadn't destroyed Earth.

by ElCartero on Dec 8, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve only seen one person do that, and it’s a dude from Florida that I Internet-know.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 7, 2010 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

This is worse than the cartoon picture fad.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 7, 2010 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t mind that. This makes me want to retreat back to Myspace though.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It makes me feel like I’m back on Myspace.

#5665-Havent rele got 2 talk to u in extent but u seem hella cool. i realy like the shyt u be postin on here and u usually like mine.

#1010
I remember your Bday Sleep Over iN High School That Was A Great Memory We Had Together.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 7, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

#333 – yu know how i feel about chu girl. you my one and only forever and ever and i will love you unconditionally. but step outta line and i’ll be quick to knock u out
♥ much love

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see that from my friends, although alllllllll theeeee girlssssss talkkkkkk likeeeeeee thisssssssss.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 7, 2010 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that too

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

OH MY LORD SHOOT ME PLEASE I SWEAR EVERYTIME I SEE THAT I WANT TO GOUGE MY EYES WITH A SPORK.

Yes, this is one of my pet peeves. I mean, I only use superfluous letters when I’m talking if I would stretch the word out as I’m saying it. But for no reason? /stabmaimkill

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." - Grant
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 7, 2010 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t even understand why it would be done. Shortening words to the point of incomprehensibility I understand, even if I don’t like it. But not this.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 7, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, didn’t you deny having homicidal tendencies?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 7, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t say what I was gonna /stabmaimkill.

Usually I kill my homework.

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 7, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

121590# Man i remember when we first meet. Though it was kinda weird it was something i will not forget. Time does fly.
#100-So glad i met u. u were one of the best gurls i dated and i fucked up sorry. lol but im happy ur livin ur life and u seem like a great wife. and damn u fine

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by Soulbrother16 on Dec 7, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

That second one is…..

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

That second one. Huh.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." - Grant
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 7, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah really.

i dont think id ever say that to my ex-wife. well, the “hope youre happy part”, but not the rest of it.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Going with “Damn you fine” after “you seem like a great wife” was definitely not what I was expecting.

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"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 7, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I posted my refusal to change to a cartoon because of all the violent cartoons out there....

…and was summarily flamed to death by those that feel into the sarchasm.

It was ALMOST satisfying.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Dec 8, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

*fell

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Dec 8, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

CNN ran a story, which I don’t know is verified, that the numbers game was traced back to a group of pedophiles attempting to get kids to reveal info on the internet.

and anyone seeing that numbers game in their news feed is probably “friends” with a 12 year old.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was about the cartoon fad?

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"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 7, 2010 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Cnn….credible?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 7, 2010 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m not going to trust CNN.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 7, 2010 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I miss Judy Woodruff and Bernard Shaw! That was the glory days of CNN. TalkBack Live from the CNN Center … it mattered … there was no missing white girl of the week …

someone with more free time than sense.

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Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I do miss the network’s heyday.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 8, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

CNN is credible, IMO. they get the facts right, but they do exaggerrate, for whatever that’s worth. In this case, I’d have to say the numbers game really was traced back to a group of pedophiles targeting kids, but the rest of the “fear” they try to instill in you (esp parents) is part of a media bent on controlling people, in a sense, by using fear.

Like the Bush Admin with their “Terror Alerts”, which apparently Obama is dropping soon.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Like the Bush Admin with their "Terror Alerts", which apparently Obama is dropping soon.

Vintage Obama: meaningless ‘change’.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 8, 2010 6:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Health care is something of a big deal.

by wcw on Dec 8, 2010 6:50 AM PST up reply actions  

big != good

I guess I should have been more specific. Meaningless positive change.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 8, 2010 6:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Having seen an actual health care system take care of three grandparents, I feel that almost anything would have been positive in the US. Snark away, but this one is going to help a lot of real people.

by wcw on Dec 8, 2010 6:56 AM PST up reply actions  

In what way?

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by jhiat00 on Dec 8, 2010 6:57 AM PST up reply actions  

let's avoid a political debate y'all.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2010 7:01 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Sure, I’m all for that. But if no mod deletes

Vintage Obama: meaningless ‘change’.
then I am going to say something. I am not a particularly big fan of Obama’s, but I am a big fan of comment-thread argument, not to mention of working health care systems.

by wcw on Dec 8, 2010 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I won’t push the issue either out of respect for teh blarg but feel free to email me with any points, info, etc…

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by jhiat00 on Dec 8, 2010 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

no terror alerts but I still have to listen to Napolitano’s overlord voice yelling at me in the metro every morning.

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by ElCartero on Dec 8, 2010 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Where’s the Chis Hanson meme?

"Sabean is the master of the dry hump" -Michael Lewis

by JGonzz on Dec 8, 2010 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s right over here.
/motions to a chair
Why don’t you take a seat?

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 8, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

The only people I have on Facebook is my mother, my sister, castmembers of Band of Brothers, and people whose requests I couldn’t get out of accepting.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL U

I got nothing like that on Facebook or twitter.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." - Grant
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 7, 2010 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

me either. all i got was friends complaining about the stupid numbers game, lol

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, I’ve got a shitload of that on my feed.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." - Grant
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 7, 2010 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

i never really got the whole “complain about something on facebook” thing that everyone seems to do. maybe just an outlet of some kind to some people

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t seen any number anything. Everyone on my facebook has a pokemon or cartoon profile pic, though.

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 7, 2010 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t that supposed to end yesterday? Anyway, mine was Space Battleship Yamato. Or, as I knew it, Starblazers.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Not the trailer, I’d seen stills though. I must say, those battle fx really thrilled me.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

my cousin is

i want to kill him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Dec 8, 2010 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

/updates Myspace page

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by Gobroks on Dec 8, 2010 3:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, yes.

Although what’s more pathetic is my adult friends and family members are doing it more than my students.

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by breadfan7 on Dec 8, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Everyone should read this article on the crappiness of sports TV

It touches on a lot of stuff we’ve talked about here, but sums it up in one succinct yet comprehensive article.

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by Murray, Present on Dec 7, 2010 7:44 PM PST reply actions  

here's the link

here

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by Murray, Present on Dec 7, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

AV Club is good people.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 7, 2010 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I like their TV episode reviews

They’ve ripped into Glee more than once when the show has deserved it.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 7, 2010 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I always enjoyed the movie reviews and wish the Onion was still distributed here in SF. It’s really better in print.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 8, 2010 7:13 AM PST up reply actions  

The first Onion paper I read had this headline: Rapper Shoot Self In The Foot And Blames Own Music.

I was hooked after that.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 8, 2010 7:15 AM PST up reply actions  

AV Club: DC was shut down :( goodbye, awesome writeups in The Onion…

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by theghostofjasonellison on Dec 8, 2010 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Stop it Colorado
9:30pm: The Rockies have expressed interest in Young as a second baseman, according to Tracy Ringolsby of FOX Sports (on Twitter). Young last played second base in 2003 and the Rockies just acquired Jose Lopez as an option at second. The Rockies have a crowded infield, with Todd Helton, Troy Tulowitzki, Ian Stewart and, now, Ty Wigginton. Evan Grant of the Dallas Morning News confirms (on Twitter) that the Rockies and Rangers are talking and says the Rangers would pursue Beltre if they trade Young.

by DFARowand on Dec 7, 2010 7:49 PM PST reply actions  

That would be a pretty good IF

Lopez/Wigginton – Tulo – Young – Helton

Stewart would probably be part of the deal. Yikes.

by TBRMKane on Dec 7, 2010 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

This is looking more and more like its going to be a two team division. Of course, I’m not stupid enough to count the Padres out.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I am!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 7, 2010 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

now that gonzos gone, their best, and only true hitter is Ryan Ludwick. think about that for a second

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

and now he’s drawing trade interest

Thing A

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by sam23 on Dec 7, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

mmm, how I’d like to have him as a starting LF if we didn’t already have an OF logjam

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, Cameron Maybin still has massive upside...

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by Gobroks on Dec 8, 2010 3:42 AM PST up reply actions  

The Dodgers’ clubhouse is going to feature a picture of Jamie McCourt where you can slowly take her clothes off piece by piece.

This may not help winning, though.

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Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

it’ll get them the hell out of the clubhouse, that’s for sure.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Infield's not THAT crowded

1B – Helton (lol)
2B – Lopez
3B – Stewart
SS – Tulo

Util: Wigginton, EY Jr.

I don’t get why they’d want Michael Young.

by baetown415 on Dec 7, 2010 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

who wouldn’t want Young? He’s like a 6-time AllStar

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

So is Barry Zito

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Young is still good, is the difference

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I wasn’t trying to show that he wasn;t good as much as I was trying to show that your previous argument was flawed.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

my argument was flawed. i should have said “6 time current AllStar”

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

remains flawed

"I dont always hit home runs, but when I do, I prefer World Series winning home runs"

by CB30 on Dec 8, 2010 12:47 AM PST up reply actions  

technically I was right. He was named to the AllStar team this past year, even if it was mistakenly.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 8, 2010 1:26 AM PST up reply actions  

But not that he’ll be too broken up about it. This would have been his seventh straight appearance

So, somehow, while being wrong, I was also right in that he is a 6 time (2004-2009), and current (named to AL team mistakely) AllStar.

But while being right, I was also wrong. And this is a conundrum that will affect this world far after I go to sleep tonight.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 8, 2010 1:43 AM PST up reply actions  

He is also owed $16M/year through 2013, unless Texas contributes to that as part of the deal.

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by drdata24 on Dec 7, 2010 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

COL is the one team that scares me for 2011 in the NL West, but they are so streaky that there’s a 50-50 shot they come up short, again. Still, they cold be good for 90 wins. But after all, they’ve never won the division.

the Bums figure into all this too, but not as heavily. I see them as a 85-87 win team in ’11, less if injuries prevail and Uribe holds up his deal to kill rallies.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

if you mean bizarre by th fact they have re-signed De La Rosa and that’s about it, yeah. they were an 82 or w/e win team last year and haven’t upgraded at all, though i think talent-wise they are more like an 85-even 90 win team

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Tulowitzki

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

im not sure what to make of that yet. i think most franchises should sign the face of the team to 7-8 year deals, but 10, that’s pushing it

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF are they getting this money?

Young still hast 3 years and $48 million left on the contract.

They just threw $8 million at a statue, making me love Burrell more and then there is the Tulo deal on top of the Helton deal (which should have cautioned them about a Tulo 10-year deal).

Did they find gold in them there hills and not tell anyone?

*not sure what their payroll is and too lazy to look. Young has massive contract though.

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Dec 7, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Payroll last year was 83mil...

No idea what they’re up to now.

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by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

well, the Tulo deal doesn’t start for 3 years (sound familiar? Ryan Howard, lol), De La Rosa, not sure what he was already paid, they let some guys go but gained $8 mil on the statue (willingham?)

all in all, they are probably around $90mil

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by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

$8 million on Wigginton. I didn’t understand that one after they already got Lopez unless they think Helton is too hurt to play.

Seemed like a lot for a backup.

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Dec 7, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

BTW

You have Willingham on the brain. Saw that you mixed him up with Zimmerman earlier too. lol.

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Dec 7, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Wigginton and a Willingham always mix me up.

from now on im callin em both Wiggy

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Right now they got 11 players under contract for 68 million. Then they 5 arb player that will get at least 7 million, that’s going to place them at 75 million. Then the remaining 9 players at .6 million would make their payroll ~ 81 million

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by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2010 6:16 AM PST up reply actions  

/clank

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by Gobroks on Dec 8, 2010 3:42 AM PST up reply actions  

OT: Pumped up for tomorrow

Got my senior capstone final presentation for my topic… can’t wait, definitely gonna screw something up! Gonna wear a suit and tie, screw it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 7, 2010 7:59 PM PST reply actions  

fuck yeah you’re gonna wear a suit and tie. some colleges have employer recruits who attend the capstone festivals

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s a capstone festival?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 8, 2010 7:15 AM PST up reply actions  

think of it as a senior project which you work on half if not all of your senior year (the capstone is in your intended field/major), except this one determines if you get out of college or not, so it’s a really big deal.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 8, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry pika

Christmas Glee!

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by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 8:09 PM PST reply actions  

OMG I HATE THEM

THEY DID THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS SONG

McCovGlee Chronicles!

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by Murray, Present on Dec 7, 2010 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

McCovGlee chronicles lives

yeah that was a bad number. I dont think this is gonna be the best of episodes.
but its about britney and she and artie are my favorite part of this show

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG SUE IS SO MEAN

SHE STOLE CHRISTMAS

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Dec 7, 2010 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if Kurt and Blaine will kiss under the mistletoe in this episode!
How is Artie gonna walk?

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

GRINCH

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG SECOND HATE

RUINING A PERFECTLY GOOD WHAM! SONG

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Dec 7, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

at least its cold outside was a good rendition. Man wham was awesome. best boy band ever.

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

these remind of the old judy garland mickey rooney movies
lets put on a show and everything will be better

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked the scene with Beast as Santa with Brittany.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Dec 7, 2010 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

i didnt hear what she said to her dolls right. I thought she said rest up ken, barbie took her birth control tonite

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

oh what the hell. are you serious. artie is a fucking gundam mech now?

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

so we all ditched our families to come spend christmas with you mister shoo

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

real life lol at gundam mech

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Dec 7, 2010 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

OH HELL!!! STOP WITH THIS GLEE BULLCRAP

honestly, i couldn’t care less about it, even though my girlfriend loves it, so much so she downloaded the glee christmas album, listened to that before she went to bed last night, ANNOYING because i could hear it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 7, 2010 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Might as well bring on the OT:

We got Penn Station out here, is that even good? I’ve yet to have it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 7, 2010 8:17 PM PST reply actions  

Mr Merope says the fries used to be really good. The other food sorta average. Let’s put it this way…. when he goes back to visit he goes to Skyline, Montoya’s [Mexican], Sebastian’s [Greek], and Zipps [pub] mostly really local type joints.

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by Merope on Dec 7, 2010 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve still never been to Montoya’s, nor skyline (not a fan of chili really), neither the other two, mostly because i haven’t been downtown, so i’ll be trying it soon. It’s looking like i’ll probably be out here in Cincy a good amount of times over the coming years, that’s for sure

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 7, 2010 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Well it’s not really chili… i’m sorry that stuff is more like glorified spaghetti sauce than chili…

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by Merope on Dec 7, 2010 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, i got it, i mean, here’s the place where i usually go to get good food, as in restaurant style, Mt. Adams

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 7, 2010 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks for the update on Penn Station

i didn’t know they had a five guys here too, that place is UNREAL, don’t care bout the difference between In ‘N’ Out burger. I’m gonna miss steak sandwiches though that i get here…

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 7, 2010 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s ok.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 8, 2010 7:00 AM PST up reply actions  

OT - Pomegranate green tea...

Yay?

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 8:21 PM PST reply actions  

BLEEEARGHWWW

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Graham demands more sugar and fat!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 8, 2010 7:01 AM PST up reply actions  

And doesn’t gain any fucking weight.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 8, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It just seems like a spectacularly odd combination…but that might just be me.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It is…but they’re try to do the flavonoid thing…

by calbearjd on Dec 7, 2010 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, this place really slows down when Glee comes on.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 8:39 PM PST reply actions  

Join the McovGlee Chronicles

My friend!

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Finals and general December madness may have something to do with it, that and it’s the offseason you know.

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by Merope on Dec 7, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm still here lurking in case anyone says Jayson Werth sucks

Other than that I mostly stay out of the OT topics.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 7, 2010 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Jayson Werth sucks.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Nuh uh

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 7, 2010 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait was he hurt in 2006?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 7, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that I actually got a response to that…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

…until he plays every game in Nationals Stadium (or w/e its called) and we see the true Werth. don’t get me wrong, good speed, good fielder, good arm, good gap hitter, but I just don’t think he has as much overall power as CBP makes it look like- his SLG might stay static, but he’ll be hitting more doubles than HRs with Washington.

yes, he hit an oppo field HR at AT&T, but my point stands.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

yep, 46 doubles to maybe 30 HRs? i know about the doubles because Torres might have caught up with him had he not had the appendectomy.

but what i meant overall was that we’ll see even more doubles than HRs, and that playing in Wash will diminish his HR power but increase the doubles even more. he would have been a great fit at AT&T with thos doubles #s like Torres is, but waaaay to expensive

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

being a former dodger is like being canadian
-10 points

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 7, 2010 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

To be perfectly honest, I don’t feel comfortable looking at him. Or having him look at me.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

He would’ve been a good rodeo clown.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 7, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Neither does Roy Halladay

shutters in fear again.

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Dec 7, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS?

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Dec 7, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

His creepiness index is high.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 8, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

ahem

This wasn’t creepy at all:

how soon we forget!

 http://img221.imageshack.us/f/uribe.gif/

/throws fist full of glitter in the air!

♥ 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Dec 8, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

..

/throws fist full of glitter in the air!

♥ 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Dec 8, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

The bend in his bat is pretty pronounced…

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 8, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 8, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Cody Ross: -10 points for Dodgerness
-2 points for bat flip thing as a Marlin
+100 points for first HR v. Halladay
+1000 points for second HR v. Halladay

+1000000000000000 points for Giants WS ring

SCIENCE!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Dec 7, 2010 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Canada has lots of pretty girls.

by Natto on Dec 7, 2010 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes it does

Kruk: "and the Giants, the San Francisco Giants…"
Kuip: "They got one…"
Kruk: "World Champs."
- November 1, 2010

by j14 on Dec 7, 2010 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

From my experience at Model UN conferences, Canadian girls are on average 50% more attractive than American girls.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 7, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Science!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 7, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

colby smolder
blond doctor from scrubs
her

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

/smolders
also colbie smolders sounds like a porn name

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

How I Met Your Mother is terrible now but at least she and Alyson Hannigan are still on the show.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 7, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Will he ever get to explaining how he met their mother?

by Natto on Dec 7, 2010 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

No, never. It’s taken so long that the actors who play Ted’s kids don’t even look like kids anymore.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 7, 2010 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

they’re the unfunniest and most annoying part of the show though. well ted is pretty bad too

by kingofthacove on Dec 7, 2010 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Ted more than I did at the beginning and I find Barney pretty one noted and awful now. But, I agree with your assessment of the other two. Still eye candy though.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 7, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That video is uhm…interesting

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 7, 2010 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

best canadian video

second best

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you Canadian?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 7, 2010 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

no, but ive always had a fascination with our neighbors to the north. Besides being our hat to shade our eyes from the harsh norther sun the Canadians are people too and should be treated as such.

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Their cops are called mounties.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 7, 2010 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29g57XTYgLE

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Pictures or it didn’t happen

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 7, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I would, but I don’t want this to devolve into one of those “dudes post pictures of chicks” subthreads.

by Natto on Dec 7, 2010 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You could always delete them afterwards with your powers.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 7, 2010 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

i only participated in that once
and it was a karen gillan’s hair thread

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

AW HOT

"I dont always hit home runs, but when I do, I prefer World Series winning home runs"

by CB30 on Dec 8, 2010 12:49 AM PST up reply actions  

finals are a mofo

Life is not about this Dirty Sanchez

by Howie Bruno on Dec 7, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I would have been posting on here more, but I was too busy not watching Glee.

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 7, 2010 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

So apparently the fanshots page doesn't exist...

Or is it just me getting the error message?

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

No one reads them anyway

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 7, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

ALSAN!

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 9:16 PM PST reply actions  

damnit
i meant aslan
dawn treader ftw

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

AZNs!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 7, 2010 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

best song ever

secret azn man

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Ratatat

y/n?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 10:12 PM PST reply actions  

fuck yeah
17 years is the best song they do and i think it was in cloverfield
but yeah ratatat is awesome
especially their first two albums

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 7, 2010 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah 17 years in my favorite. Wildcat is good too. Just listened to Nostrand, that was pretty sick.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa

Tacobel canon. I never realized that was a Ratatat beat. I just know the Kid Cudi song.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Y

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." - Grant
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 7, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Y

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 7, 2010 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually found them through this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bMLrA_0O5I
If you don’t know who that is, consider yourself lucky.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 7, 2010 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s kinda cute.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 7, 2010 10:29 PM PST reply actions  

lols

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

This one's for GiantsPain
Among this year’s free agent outfielders, Werth’s skills rate among the best in a number of areas. He’s hit 87 home runs and stolen 53 bases over the last three seasons. The only other player to go 80 and 50 since 2008 — Werth’s soon-to-be former teammate, second baseman Chase Utley.

Werth is one of 10 hitters to average at least 29 home runs and post an OPS+ of 130 or better since 2008. Werth’s OPS, adjusted for playing much of the time in Citizen’s Bank Park, is 132 in that span, meaning he was 32 percent better than a league average player.

http://espn.go.com/blog/statsinfo/post/_/id/13477/many-elements-to-werths-free-agent-value

by DFARowand on Dec 7, 2010 10:38 PM PST reply actions  

He's the best outfielder in a week free agent class

Carl Crawford is magnificently overrated

Life is not about this Dirty Sanchez

by Howie Bruno on Dec 7, 2010 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just pointing out..

That a lot of people are shitting on this deal completely when in reality it’s just the length that’s the problem.

Jason Werth is really fucking good.

by DFARowand on Dec 7, 2010 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I think people are shitting on this deal BECAUSE of the length.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

MUST. STOP. SELF.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 7, 2010 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a good deal for a franchise that needs to become relevant for the first time ever.

I mean, were the Expos ever relevant? Only when they were dangling Pedro Martinezes and Moisey Alous

Life is not about this Dirty Sanchez

by Howie Bruno on Dec 7, 2010 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh.

Werth is good. Very good. But not elite. No where near good enough to warrant that sort of contract.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d reserve paying $18M a year for MVP-caliber players. A 5 WAR player is good, but probably can’t be the best player on a successful team.

by kingofthacove on Dec 7, 2010 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Huff led the 2010 Giants with 5.9! And they were pretty successful.

Life is not about this Dirty Sanchez

by Howie Bruno on Dec 7, 2010 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, and 5.9 > 5.0. Not to mention the Giants had a historically good pitching performance the last two months of the season. In general, I think that statement is pretty true.

by kingofthacove on Dec 7, 2010 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

What about Cy Young winners?

by speckops on Dec 7, 2010 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

they spent 2010 losing to the Giants in the playoffs.

oh, you mean Timmeh? he spent 2010 beating the other Cy Young winners.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, though I also think Cy Young pitchers should be qualify under “MVP-caliber.”

by kingofthacove on Dec 7, 2010 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

MVP Candidates don't grow on trees

Imaging if you could lock up a 5 WAR player for 18 mil and you were almost certain the guy was going to be that. Imagine a 5 WAR player in place of Zito

by DFARowand on Dec 7, 2010 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

$18M doesn’t grow on trees either. Investing a large portion of your payroll to a player who is going to be around the 40th best player in baseball (estimated based on where WAR ranked him this year) each year isn’t smart. Exceptions might be if you already have a really talented roster and that one player would push you over the edge, or if you’re the Yankees and 18M doesn’t mean anything.

by kingofthacove on Dec 7, 2010 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: LOL from looking at info for this discussion on fangraphs

The worst position player in MLB last year according to WAR…

Pedro Feliz with a -2.1!

by DFARowand on Dec 7, 2010 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

We were terrible this year.

by Natto on Dec 7, 2010 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT!!!!!

THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT!!!!

/looks around . . .

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Dec 7, 2010 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s it, the worst player was only worth a -2.1?

I would have thought a random relief pitcher for the diamondbacks would have been a -4.5 WAR.

Then again, being that WAR is an accumulated stat, you’d have to play far below the league average for an extended period of time to accrue a -2+ WAR.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 8, 2010 2:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly the bench or DFA gets you before that.

You have to be really good at sucking to put up -WAR.

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by fierrpawz on Dec 8, 2010 7:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Is Werth REALLY a 5 WAR player?

I mean, he’s only put up 5 WAR once, in what we can probably assume was his peak season.

Life is not about this Dirty Sanchez

by Howie Bruno on Dec 7, 2010 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Carl Crawford is magnificently overrated

he’s really not

Thing A

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by sam23 on Dec 8, 2010 3:00 AM PST up reply actions  

In other news
Carlos Pena and the Cubs have agreed to terms on a one-year deal believed to be worth $10MM.

by DFARowand on Dec 7, 2010 10:47 PM PST reply actions  

You stole my thunder…

Mrah…the winter meetings are boring…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 7, 2010 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

One-year deals make the world go 'round

He could hit below the Mendoza line (again) and the Cubs won’t be much worse for it.

On the other hand, if he returns to form, he could wreck a weak NL Central.

Life is not about this Dirty Sanchez

by Howie Bruno on Dec 7, 2010 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMN

i thought he’d go for $5mil in January

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Clearly, someone bought some top-shelf drinks at the GM’s post meeting meeting, which is where things really get decided.

Is anyone else up for a midnight snack? Gallo has been scratching up seeds and grubs all day. Now it’s time for real food, something your doctor would admire but disapprove of. Something like glazed Porqueta, or maybe the fish tacos estilo mejicano at Papagallo on Marconi and Fair Oaks. They cost $3 each, but they are so so righteous and just the right amound of picante.

I’’m telling you , man/lady. It’s the lo-cal way to health and to deity and to dancing along the Mendoza line . . . but never over it. Dancing over it gets y0u shot.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Dec 7, 2010 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

i just made cheese puffs.

1 part cheese, 1 part butter, 1 part flour. mix it all up, roll into balls, bake at 375 until golden and crispy. 1 cup of butter, 1 cup flour and 1 cup cheese is good for 15 of em.

i love these things… i usually eat really, really healthy, but man i love these things.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 7, 2010 11:58 PM PST up reply actions  

 . . good eats . . .

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Dec 8, 2010 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

this $10mil for Pena is also more proof that the market is inflated, and that we didn’t overpay for Huff, who had 2.5 times the season Pena did, and Pena did it in the pitching-weak, clownbox AL East

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 8, 2010 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha

Clownbox I agree with

Not so much the pitching-weak part

by DFARowand on Dec 8, 2010 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

well, compared to the NL West that Huff played in, the pitching is weak in the AL East

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 8, 2010 12:21 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL Bengie
Bengie Molina is now “on the fence” about playing in 2011. Heyman says the veteran backstop could sit out for a year and then return in 2012.

by DFARowand on Dec 8, 2010 12:13 AM PST reply actions  

damn, you beat me by a minute

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 8, 2010 12:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Bengie is on the fence? what, a titanium fence?

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 8, 2010 12:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Carbon fiber

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2010 12:44 AM PST up reply actions  

is carbon fiber stronger than titanium? I know newer cars like Lambos and Ferraris utilize carbon fiber shells, but underwater submersibles use titanium to withstand the extremely high PSI environments.

Bengie is on a carbon fiber, titanium-reinforced fence. That is only 2’ off the ground so he can put his legs on the ground to avoid breaking the fence with only partial weight applied.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 8, 2010 1:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I think you are right.

I believe carbon fiber is strutted material to weight. But when disregarding weight I think titanium is probably stronger

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2010 5:28 AM PST up reply actions  

exactly. for what it weighs, carbon fiber is the best alternative, but when weight is not an issue, i believe titanium is used.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 8, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there an update on whether the fence is O.K.?

by JSing on Dec 8, 2010 12:27 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Ok that’s ridiculous. I feel like I refreshed the thread three minutes ago and I was beaten to the mediocre-at-best punchline three times. Epic fail. I’ll probably go home and take my life in the most disgustingly violent way possible.

by JSing on Dec 8, 2010 12:30 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

i know it’s a joke but i still hate people saying “im gonna take my life”. But, what you say is your perogative.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 8, 2010 1:31 AM PST up reply actions  

A double Molina?! What does it mean?
The Cardinals would like to have a backup catcher signed by the end of the Winter Meetings, writes Derrick Goold of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. GM John Mozeliak declined to discuss specific names, though the club has known interest in Gregg Zaun. Goold informs us that St. Louis has discussed another interesting option — current catcher Yadier Molina’s older brother, Bengie Molina.

No word on the fence. ESPN injury expert Stephania Bell is assessing the damage as we speak.

by DFARowand on Dec 8, 2010 12:54 AM PST up reply actions  

… that’s some fence.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2010 12:56 AM PST up reply actions  

also
return in 2012.

So that’s what does it.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2010 12:57 AM PST up reply actions  

The Amazon Deal of the Day is all three season of Arrested Development for $27.99. Get it if you don’t have it.

by Natto on Dec 8, 2010 12:33 AM PST reply actions  

They had a follow up to Zingalamaduni?

Had no idea.

They were certainly no De La Soul.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2010 12:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Ooh

I have an Amazon gift card that I need to get rid of

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by Gobroks on Dec 8, 2010 3:49 AM PST up reply actions  

OT

This is for those older posters. Where were you 30 years ago today (December 8th, 1980) when Lennon was taken away?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 8, 2010 1:03 AM PST reply actions  

two years from conception. i remember it vividly

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 8, 2010 1:33 AM PST up reply actions  

lol. not the conception, howie.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 8, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I was walking back to the dorm from chem lab when I heard.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Dec 8, 2010 3:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember it was a Monday night because Howard Cosell mentioned he died on Monday Night Football.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 8, 2010 3:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I was ten. I believe my response was something like ‘Lennon? Lol OLD!’

by wcw on Dec 8, 2010 6:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I was a freshman in high school getting pissed because he Darby Crash died the day before and nobody gave a shit.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 8, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Five years away from existence. But I’ve seen the tapes of news coevrage from that night and the following morning. I remember something Tom Brokaw (then the host of the Today) said: “It was the first time I can remember us devoting that kind of coverage not a world leader, but a figure of great cultural importance. It was a real turning point.”

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 8, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Watching Sesame Street

My parents were bigger fans of Elvis and the Beach Boys, so I didn’t appreciate the significance until at least a decade later.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Dec 8, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I was 16 and had a morning paper route

It was splashed across the headlines of the paper and all over the radio as I was folding papers at 5:00 in the morning.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 8, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit, Johan Santana has 3 years and 77.5 Million left on his contract.

Zito has 3 year/64.5 million (If his option doesn’t vest, which it might)

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2010 6:39 AM PST reply actions  

He’s still very good, though. Well, at least for now – that fastball is fading fast.

by Cookyman on Dec 8, 2010 7:16 AM PST up reply actions  

No doubt, but withe the injuries and declining k-rates that contract can look ugly next year.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2010 7:20 AM PST up reply actions  

True

But I’d still trade Zito for him.

by Cookyman on Dec 8, 2010 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s tricky. If I could be guaranteed that Zito’s option won’t vest I may prefer him, if not then yes.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2010 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

SF Gate: SF Giants look to build depth to back of rotation

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/12/08/SPOS1GNFND.DTL&feed=rss.giants

They are targeting Andrew Miller, who was non-tendered by Boston, as well as keeping an eye on backup shortstops such as Orlando Cabrera, Ramon Santiago, and they are still considering Renteria.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 8, 2010 7:23 AM PST reply actions  

I would like a Andrew Miller signing.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2010 7:24 AM PST up reply actions  

/looks at Miller’s numbers

Man, he’s messed up. What went wrong?

by Evan on Dec 8, 2010 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

When was he ever right? He hasn’t put up decent peripherals since Single-A.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 8, 2010 7:31 AM PST up reply actions  

he was always overrated for being a. tall and b. lefthanded

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 8, 2010 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I still wouldn’t mind him as a long relief/emergency SP experiment.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2010 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe, but he sure looked like a potential ace coming out of college.

His first couple of years have that classic “power lefty desperately trying to get pro hitters to swing at his unhittable stuff” look, but by 2010 he had deteriorated to Alex Hinshaw territory. Seems unlikely he’ll ever be able to figure things out, but getting the most out of power pitchers is what the Giants excel at, so why not.

by Evan on Dec 8, 2010 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

He was seriously rushed to the majors. I don’t know if that’s what messed him up, but I don’t understand what the Tigers and Marlins were thinking.

  • The year he was drafted, he inexplicably got 10 IP in the majors and was crushed.
  • The next year he pitched pretty well (but not great – 7 K/9, 2.9 BB/9) in half a season between A+ and AA, then for some reason got called up to majors, and again was crushed (5.63 ERA, 5.27 FIP)
  • The next year he was traded to Marlins, who, for whatever reason, had him start the year in the majors. His FIP was good (3.9), mainly thanks to a fluky low HR rate, but he was still walking a guy every 2 innings, and his ERA was in the high 5’s. He was sent down to the minors in August, but then immediately called back up in September as a reliever.

In 2009 he got injured, and since then he’s been unspeakably awful (and yet somehow was again called up in 2010, despite posting a near 1:1 K/BB in AAA).

by Cookyman on Dec 8, 2010 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s miscast as major-league depth, no question. But I really like adding him on a no-risk/maybe-reward minor-league deal as a development project. If he doesn’t pan out, no harm. If the Tidrow brain trust can do more with Miller than with Willis, then he’s like a free draft pick. Win-win.

by wcw on Dec 8, 2010 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I just don’t understand what’s wrong with Detroit/Florida. I mean, it’s one thing to try to fastrack someone to the majors, and it’s another to refuse to send him back to the minors even though he keeps getting crushed.

by Cookyman on Dec 8, 2010 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d like to know why the Sox came up on him so quickly. Doesn’t Curt Young have a reputation a la Dave Duncan of being great at reclamation projects?

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2010 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

He was due for about $2M in arbitration.

by Cookyman on Dec 8, 2010 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

But they knew that when they made the trade 2-3 weeks ago.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2010 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

they might have been hoping he'd agree to sign a cheaper, longer term deal or something

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 8, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I doubt they offered anything longer than the two years he was already under control for. They probably just wanted him to take a cheaper deal and start in the minors.

by Cookyman on Dec 8, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I seem to remember

Him no-hitting us for like 4 or 5 innings last year…

Hmmm…Yeah, here we go…

He no-hit us for 4 innings here before we knocked him around a little bit…

Somebody in the org must have gotten a boner that day that never went away…

I mean, sure, why not?

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Dec 8, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Royals Getting Close On Francoeur Deal

Darn. Was hoping Agent Ned would snatch him up.

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Dec 8, 2010 8:32 AM PST reply actions  

who didnt see that one coming?

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Dec 8, 2010 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Baseball America lulz

http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/majors/awards/organization-of-the-year/2010/2611034.html

“Sabean caught lightning in a bottle with the FA pickups, and I am terrified at the confidence that it gives him,” wrote one anonymous critic on a bash-Sabean site. “As long as he refuses to even talk to other GMs on the phone, I want somebody that can sustain this run, rather than get lucky on a FLUKE.”

Another poster who calls himself “Timmy C” offered up the following astute observation:

“Look at all these idiots here kissing Sabean love [sic] just because the Giants won the Series! The only good Sabean did this year was fix all the bad he had already done. Yay for him. He still sucks.”

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2010 8:44 AM PST reply actions  

LOL Brewers

The Brewers requested Mike Minor for Cain, and the Braves balked at trading him or their other top young arms.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2010 9:06 AM PST reply actions  

Wait, what....

The Brewers requested a Braves player in exchange for Matt Cain…? Is there another Cain that plays for the Brewers already that I am unaware of?

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2010 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

...

I’m not sure if this is chasm or not…

But yes, Lorenzo.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 8, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

^^^^ Yes I really was that dumb for five seconds. I thought they were talking about

 Matt and not Lorenzo.

/Idiot

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2010 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I take it you missed Grants last thread…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 8, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

No the ridiculous thing is I saw it

Didn’t make the connection.

/noominates self for “Most Stupid McCoven”

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

lols

noominates.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2010 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

nom nom nom

=D

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 8, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Giants trade Cain for Brewers, Brewers try to trade Cain for Braves?

Tsuyohsi Shinjo: Underwear model, winner of Japanese "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire," Ham Fighter, and member of the Giants team that would have participated in 2002 WS if an asteroid hadn't destroyed Earth.

by ElCartero on Dec 8, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Is Mychael Urban using chasm now or was Bochy really offered a spot on Dancing With the Stars? (sorry if this was already mentioned elsewhere)

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Dec 8, 2010 9:28 AM PST reply actions  

Not sure, but if its true the DWTS people are really really dumb considering their “seasonts” run during ST and September/August

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

SIRM
Henson says letting Martin go was a gut-wrenching decision for GM Ned Colletti.

Lols

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 8, 2010 9:37 AM PST reply actions  

Must be a typo. I’m pretty sure that’s supposed to read "gut-stretching decision. ‘Cuz, y’know. Martin eats a lot. He’s fat.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 8, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

LOLFAT

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

He actually just has IBS. He says that about every decision only because it’s technically true.

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