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We Have a Winner! SUCK IT Casey Blake!

Thanks everyone for voting in the recent pole of who should replace SUCK IT Russell Martin as the most hated active Dodger (You'll always be #1SITL, even if you're no longer active). And the winner is....Casey Blake! (Yeah, like you couldn't tell from the title.)

In honor of this award, I thought I would get everyone started with ten reasons to hate Mr. Vanilla, SUCK IT Casey Blake, but feel free to add your own below. (Legal Disclaimer: All claims about Mr. Blake are mostly unsubstantiated and for entertainment purposes only)

1. This, oh yeah and B-Weezy's beard is better than your douchey beard.  

or if you're more visually inclined

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2. He's nicknamed "The Chin", wow original. 

3. He's a cry-baby who accuses other players of cheating to make up for his epic fail. 

4. Apparently he's some kind of pedophile because his favorite song is by Miley Cyrus. 

5. He conducted product testing for Oakley after the Dodgers won the NL West last year (note: The Fodgers were crushed by the Phillies in the NLCS and have not won a World Series since 1988, the Giants are the current World Champions)

6. Overwhelmed by the fact that he looks like a douche and his beard isn't on par with Wilson's he's decided to play this season without the beard. Both Fodger fans are fairly upset. 

7. Sometimes, in the dugout, he poops his pants

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8. What's not to hate about this -

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9. He played college baseball at Wichita State, the NY Yankees of college baseball.

10. And most importantly...He's a Fodger!

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