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Previewing the arb-eligible players

To the mailbag!

Star-divide

Grant,

When are you going to do a post on the arbitration-eligible players? Everyone I internet-know is looking forward to it.

Sincerely,
F. in North Dakota

dude you need to get your head out of your BLANK and give us the scoop on the arbitration-eligible players cuz we’re like what’s up and you’re like i don’t know or care

scatterpoop316@yah**.com (redacted for privacy)

Grant,

I, too, am a fake e-mailer, created in the spirit of satire and used to highlight just how boring arbitration cases are, as if there is actually a living person who wants to read about this, which there certainly is not. Now if you could just link to my site -- sportswageroddsamerica.com -- I would be happy to reciprocate with a link on my site for free!

Well, I’m not made of stone. I listen to my fan(s).

Mike Fontenot

Ah. The backup shortstop. Take care when coring that apple, Miguel.

What he got last year: $1M

He was worth -$700K last year according to FanGraphs, which is pretty hard to do. Usually, he’s worth between $1.5M and $2.5M if you believe the WAR-to-scrilla converter on that site. He’ll probably get something like $1M on December 3rd. Fair enough.

Santiago Casilla

What he got last year: $420K

Casilla was fiscal karma for the Benitez boondoggle. For the major league minimum, Casilla pitched 60 really valuable innings for a team that won the division on the last day of the season. He’ll probably get a bump up to $750K or something, but he’s one of the players that Neukom should debartolo just for the heck of it. Throw an extra $250K on top, Giants Brass. Call it a holiday bonus.

Ramon Ramirez

What he got last year: $1.16M

I’ve always been a fan of Sabean’s bullpens -- even when they stink, you can usually understand the argument for every pitcher in the bullpen. Usually. But I don’t understand Ramirez getting arbitration. He’s a decent pitcher, and he’ll fit well as a mop-up man, but he’ll be kind of expensive in that role. He’ll probably be pushing $2M, which is really the upper limit for a pitcher like him.

Javier Lopez

What he got last year: $775K

He missed free agency by a couple of innings, which cost him millions. And it’s kind of weak that a left-handed specialist’s service time is calculated by innings rather than appearances. I’d guess that the Giants will try to sign him for two or three years at something like $3M per. That will probably backfire -- relievers are just so danged volatile -- but at least Lopez will be able to afford that first issue of Action Comics that he’s had his eye on. Also:

 

If the Giants don’t sign him to a multi-year deal, he’ll get something between $1M and $2M. Bowker? I barely know her.

Jonathan Sanchez

What he got last year: $2.1M

In theory, he’s a candidate for a long-term deal. I just can’t shake the Oliver Perez nightmares, and I’d prefer to go to arbitration every year with him. He’ll get a pretty big bump -- something close to $5M or $6M? I don’t know. This is a weird one. Shiny ERA. Shiny strikeout numbers. Shiny championship ring. It might lead to a bigger payday than we’re expecting.

Andres Torres

What he got last year: $426K

Oh, man. That’s podiatrist money. That might be the biggest free-agent bargain of the past couple of decades. Torres should get a nice increase, and he should get an ownership share just because. He can attend the board meetings, and he can suggest player-friendly things like more tartar sauce for the clubhouse fish sticks. I hope Torres gets a bump up to $2M, at least, though first-year arbitration awards aren’t always so generous.

Cody Ross

What he got last year: $4.45M

He’s not going to be a bargain this year, though if the Giants signed him to a Zito-like contract, I’d still giggle and put Ross’s picture in my locker. During the Jose Guillen Era, he was a luxury -- a really expensive fourth outfielder. Post-Guillen, he’s a lineup cog and a World Series hero. Really, though, he’s just pre-crater Aaron Rowand. For the $6M or $7M he’ll get, that’s not a bad thing. It’s not a super bargain, though. Like we care. Co-dy! Co-dy! Co-dy!

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San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
Buster Posey: 100% ballplayer, 0% bullshit

by free f.p. #14 on Dec 30, 2010 11:08 AM PST reply actions  

My god

The Lopez gif is so damn pretty

San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
Buster Posey: 100% ballplayer, 0% bullshit

by free f.p. #14 on Dec 30, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I was at that game, and even from the upper deck, I knew he’d made Votto look silly; it’s one of the few times I rushed home to watch a replay of a strikeout by a LOOGY before anything else.

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Dec 30, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You like fish sticks?

What are you, a GAY FISH???

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Dec 30, 2010 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

Geebus

I can’t believe I actually giggled at that.

by Sigualicious on Dec 30, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Kanye doesnt get it

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Dec 30, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer Chicken Brests

but my boyfriend likes whole meat fish sticks

And for God's Sake give me more cowbell.

by Cowbelladdict on Dec 31, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe the Giants already signed Fontenot

On the NT deadline for just over 1M.

Anyway, my guesses

Casilla-825K. That’s what Medders got last year.

Ramirez-2M. I think his lucky ERA will get him more than the traditional raise.

Lopez- 2yrs/2.5M. Randy Choate’s deal.

Sanchez-5.25M

Torres-1.75M

Ross-2yrs/13M with a vesting option for a 3rd year at 7M

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I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Dec 30, 2010 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

they did sign Fontenot already

breaking news from 12/3/10:

The Giants avoided arbitration with infielder Mike Fontenot and agreed on a one year, 1 million dollar contract. Fontenot will continue his reserve utility role that he had with the Giants last season.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 30, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I really like Fonty

Perhaps irrationally, but he’s a good platoon partner with Freddy and a useful player to have on the bench. Here’s hoping he can play SS.

My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

eh

His arm is atrocious. Just awful. Fine as a PH and for a bit of spot duty. No more. Terrified of him playing much SS.

by PocketfullofPoseys on Dec 30, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

We'll see

I don’t think it’s as bad as everyone else seems to think.

My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m rather hoping to count his appearances at SS by the inning, rather than the game. It’s really a stretch for him to play there other than in an emergency.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 30, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

He wasn’t quite as David Eckstein-esque as I had anticipated…

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Dec 30, 2010 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Eckstein career: .280/.345/.355
Fontenot career: .270/.337/.411

My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2010 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

.355 SLG? Ugh.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 30, 2010 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah…but what about his intangible stats?

by calbearjd on Dec 30, 2010 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You have no idea how many times I had to resist mentioning him during that argument, knowing that someone would bring up that he is a World Series MVP.

And then I would have had to vomit with rage.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 31, 2010 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I really didnt think it was that bad. Renteria looked a lot smoother at SS (as you would expect from a guy who has played only that position for his whole career) but I don’t think his arm was any better than Fontenot’s at all.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jan 1, 2011 2:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Grant is using the Fontenot scale as it pertains to "Grantenot", not Fontenot. Grant is angling for an accidental

bump in pay from Giants management, hoping that somehow there’ll be a mix up with the payroll department at 3rd and King.

by inthesquat on Dec 30, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m with you on Torres and Lopez. I’ll join your Cody Ross cheering section. And the rest, I’ll take your word for because I’d never heard of them before today.

The only man in the world who would buy a Brian McCann swimsuit calendar.

by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 11:12 AM PST reply actions  

oh good

you’re still posting!

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Dec 30, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure. I’m not around as frequently, but I do like to check in from time to time. Good to see you!

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I was worried after the Christmas greetings foofarah. I am here even less often than you. Happy New Year, thanks again for always putting my paper in the front page collections.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Dec 30, 2010 11:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Always a pleasure. Hope I get to do it again next fall.

The only man in the world who would buy a Brian McCann swimsuit calendar.

by TheLetter2 on Dec 31, 2010 5:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Okey McSmokey Skiddly Do

I’d let every one of these players go to arbitration. Not a contract extension in the bunch.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 30, 2010 11:16 AM PST reply actions  

Flo is hot

Ignoring Tim Mccarver since 2002.

by bumgarner on Dec 30, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I like her

But her aunt is a real nuisance.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 30, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

The waitress on Alice had an aunt?

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by Merope on Dec 30, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLOLD

That show went off the air when I was a year old.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 30, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

My wife’s always bitching about Flo coming to visit, and I still can’t understand why she hates a Progressive Insurance saleswoman so intensely!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Dec 30, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, right?

She’s so funny in those commercials. Your wife is probably jealous of the attention she got from that biker guy that one time.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 30, 2010 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I just want Mike Fontenot in my handbasket.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 11:18 AM PST reply actions  

I just want Mike Fontenot in my to put the lotion in the handbasket.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It puts the lotion on its skin or gets the hose again.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

See. The firefighter knows what I’m talking about.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

No, that’s the right movie.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t tell them apart

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re all unique snowflakes!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

snowflakes all look alike!

by calbearjd on Dec 30, 2010 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

EVERYBODY THINKS I’M YOU!!

…or do they think you’re me? hmm…

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I no longer acknowledge any distinction between the two of you.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweet! We’re like a superhero. A firefighting lawyer.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

what would our special powers be?

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Put out a home fire and then leave your card with the homeowner/renter?

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

hmm, too simple methinks.

are we in it for money and profit, or goodwill?

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

All that and more – simultaneous conflagration mitigation and litigation FTW!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

i recognize some of those multi-syllable words!!

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s the rule.

we are the exception. superheros who secretly, secretly are bad

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

not so much a secret if you plaster it all over the innerwebs.

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by Merope on Dec 30, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Better keep quiet if you know what’s good for you.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

/Men in Black memory eraser’d

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

/wearing sunglasses

time to sell this to TMZ mwahahah

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 30, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

you like having hands, M’Dizzle?

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

is this a trick question?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 30, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

you could always type using your nose

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

ok….but how am I supposed to take pictures of Buster and Tim’s love scene(s) without hands? o_O

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 30, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Helmet cam.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

spelunking camera on head

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re creative. im sure you’ll think of something

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Creative? Where do you get that from? I never made that claim

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 30, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

im sorry. i overvalued you

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

And that’s why you overpaid _

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 30, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Clearly you’re in it for great justice.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 30, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Justice is not always served by the judicial system, as my partner knows

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what you doing.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 30, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

perhaps. but it is for the greater good

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha ha ha ha….

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 30, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

We can save lives, help the victims recover, and take a cool 1/3 of their recovery.

Also, we should be able to fly.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

flying is a must. but i dont want to fall 10 stories because the cape didnt work, so maybe you should test it out first. i packed the chute carefully, dont worry

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure this you/me/us thing is working out…

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

“It’s not me, it’s you…”

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 30, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

it'll grow on ya

and we’ve already been on 10 dates!!

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this a Firefly reference?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

nah

i must have missed the Firefly meme?

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

This is all you need to know about Firefly….Adam Baldwin is AWESOME!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 30, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

ADAM? how many Baldwin brothers are there?

there’s Alec (30 Rock), then the one from Backdraft (William?)

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Adam Baldwin has no relation to the Baldwin brothers…..though still popular in nerd circles XP

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 30, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

are we in a nerd circle right now?

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

No, i think we’re in more of an ellipse than a circle

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 30, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Is that a rhetorical question?

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Dec 30, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you were making a reference that I didn’t get, so I think Firefly is the standard assumption when that happens. That’s basically the Firefly meme as I understand it.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

no, the 10 dates is supposedly the standard for a girl being your gf

/junior high’d

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, yes, now that makes sense.

It raises a question though – how quickly do you put out, because that takes this to a whole nother level.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

im easy

if you smother me in chocolate, im all yours

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

uh….

/hides chocolate

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 30, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

ITS NOT FOR YOU!!

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I find it easier to ignore them both.

by Cookyman on Dec 30, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

most people do too. well, except when they need me to put out the fire

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

/writes essay on the fungibility of firefighters

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I AM NOT REPLACEABLE!! well actually, if I die, another one does pop up…

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

giantslifesince1981 is a hydra!

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s right, we’re a Greek monster with 9 heads, each of which head, when chopped off, is replaced by 2 new ones

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus, as a firefighter, you/we can defeat Hercule’s whole torch technique.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

wait ’til he meets my hose

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Not until after ten dates.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Dec 30, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

if getting coffee counts as a date, then we’re there!

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

For a moment I was trying to remember when Poirot used a torch.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

/Christie’d

The only man in the world who would buy a Brian McCann swimsuit calendar.

by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Hercule's torch . . .

sort of like Ocham’s razor.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Dec 30, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Aw, shit, I did put the apostrophe in the wrong place, didn’t I?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

how are we supposed to stop Hercules when we can’t properly punctuate his name?

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d start with having 9 heads. That has to be an advantage somehow.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

and if you lop off a few of them, 2 grow back in every single one’s place.

we could have a 1000 headed monster if we do enough lopping

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Why not just separate the neck(s) from the rest of the torso?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 30, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

we may need an attached torso for the spawning of new heads

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah….well that’s your problem

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 30, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

its a good problem to have, considering my host of recent problems

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

there there, it’s the holidays…we’re all supposed to be HAPPY…or something along those lines….if that fails just remember this

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 30, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

And remember, g4l,

jaded through the vicissitudes of love is a good think to be hampered by.
     . . . Moe in The Simpsons

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Dec 30, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

love and death, what a great holidays its been, lol

taking advice from Moe is likely to land me in jail, hahha

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Taking advice from ANYONE from The Simpsons would likely land you in jail….except maybe Lisa…I hear she’s smarticle

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 30, 2010 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

dirty and ross

the only two that really matter

Trade Sabean/jk...Fire the dorks...

by Regulus on Dec 30, 2010 11:18 AM PST reply actions  

oops, and the A-Team/andres the giant

our 4th luxury outfielder will be PAT THE BAT this year

Trade Sabean/jk...Fire the dorks...

by Regulus on Dec 30, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Javier Lopez is a must

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Dec 30, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

TheLetter2 and I agree

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Dec 30, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

So much this

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Where is Dan Burkhart going to play ?

by nvsfg on Dec 30, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Who else can make NL MVP's look like rookies?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 30, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Mike Fontenot re-signs for slightly more than 1 mil. I’m not gonna guess on the others and ruin my perfect arbitration settlement forecasting record.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Dec 30, 2010 11:20 AM PST reply actions  

Dear Sabes

Good call signing all the important guys to arb-avoiding contracts last offseason.

My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2010 11:27 AM PST reply actions  

Boring!?!

I watch post season highlights daily, and it hasn’t gotten BORING yet!!!

I also taunt Philly Phans on every Cliff Lee MLBTraderumor thread remotely close to being about him. Boring!?! This is the most fun offseason I can remember.

by toofruss on Dec 30, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

GET OFF UR HANDZ SABEZ

by Natto on Dec 30, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

i still want JJ Hardy

any other year i’d hate Sabean for not getting him. but after the Giants won the series it’s really hard to care about roster moves too much

Ignoring Tim Mccarver since 2002.

by bumgarner on Dec 30, 2010 11:37 AM PST reply actions  

but if i did care like i used to

i would really wonder how Tejada is expected to play a whole year at SS with Fontenot as his backup. all the tartar sauce in the world wouldn’t cover that fishy smell.

Ignoring Tim Mccarver since 2002.

by bumgarner on Dec 30, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Sabean could laugh in the face of Latos and pick up someone (or a bunch of different someones) mid-season

What the Giants start the season with may not be what the team ends up with in September.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 30, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s this you say?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Tejada has played less than 156 games per season ONCE in the past ten years. And that year, he played 133.

Dude is durable.

My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I had no idea Oliver Perez is older by Jonathan Sanchez by only a year. I thought Perez was in his early 30s considering how long he’s been in the majors.

by Natto on Dec 30, 2010 11:39 AM PST reply actions  

If you remove Perez's last two seasons, where he was awful

They are incredibly similar. Which is what scares me about Dirty.

My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

The thing is, they happened.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The Padres early in the decade didn’t exactly have anyone to slow his rapid promotion.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 30, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I have nothing of value to add to this conversation.

Proud Adoptive Parent of no one, cause my son left me.

I still think Obi-wan wanted them to hook up & raise some genetic freaks with midichlorians firing out of their ass. - ResDog

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 30, 2010 11:44 AM PST reply actions  

Neither did I, but I threw in anyway. It’s the Internet!

The only man in the world who would buy a Brian McCann swimsuit calendar.

by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

This describes a surprisingly large portion of my life.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Dec 30, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I had come up with this myself, now I really have nothing to add.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 31, 2010 2:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel like I should write another rant

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Dec 30, 2010 11:45 AM PST reply actions  

It shall be enshrined.

If anyone has skipped to this post without reading jctGamer’s epic (s)creed, read it now!

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit. I hadn’t seen that. I suddenly feel energized to invade a small Central American nation.

The only man in the world who would buy a Brian McCann swimsuit calendar.

by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Costa Rica doesn’t have an army!

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Then it’s settled. 0600 GMT, we storm the beaches. At 0615, we’re all captured because we’re slovenly computer-bound Americans who don’t know the business end of an uzi. At 1800, we’re shackled and paraded around downtown San Jose for propaganda purposes.

The only man in the world who would buy a Brian McCann swimsuit calendar.

by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Ooh, shackled and paraded …

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

If it helps, I’ll wear a dirty white undershirt and speak in a generic Southern accent.

The only man in the world who would buy a Brian McCann swimsuit calendar.

by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

… you have been reading my blog and now know me too well. i am scared and excited.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Stubble, and I’ll try my darndest for it to look credible.

The only man in the world who would buy a Brian McCann swimsuit calendar.

by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Will you have a beer belly?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 30, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely not.

The only man in the world who would buy a Brian McCann swimsuit calendar.

by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Then how are you going to look credible? o_O

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 30, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

For this exercise, I’m going to look more than credible as a thin, naive white boy from small-town Alabama. That’s how these war pictures always work.

The only man in the world who would buy a Brian McCann swimsuit calendar.

by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

lolz gotcha

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 30, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

TAKE ME HERE TAKE ME NOW

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

we’re shackled and paraded around downtown San Jose for propaganda purposes.

Go Sharks! /Barbieri

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 30, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Only when he says it, it sounds like this

Proud Adoptive Parent of no one, cause my son left me.

I still think Obi-wan wanted them to hook up & raise some genetic freaks with midichlorians firing out of their ass. - ResDog

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 30, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Can it be San Jose, California?

I’m not in the mood to travel very far.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 30, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Go read it again, slowly this time

with this playing in the background. This is the music I had on when I wrote that post. I’m not kidding.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Dec 30, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I was hoping for some Public Enemy.

And if you still havent read/rec’ed it, do so here.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 30, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

You wrote that in 2:41? I’d like to rec you for life.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

i had my workout mp3 loop going. it’s the middle song between hearts on fire and war

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Dec 30, 2010 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that would explain the whole “eat lightning crap thunder” bit.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 30, 2010 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

My God

I just read that for the first time and I’m actually a little sad that I can only give it one rec.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Dec 30, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Truly fucking epic

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Dec 30, 2010 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Love the Lopez gif

The cricketer doesn’t stand a chance.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 30, 2010 11:48 AM PST reply actions  

sigh

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Dec 30, 2010 11:49 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

That's Scottsdale stadium right?

I went to a game there last year that was sold out and tickets were going for like 60 for grass from scalpers.

Then some dad with his little son noticed me and my friend languishing near the gate and asked if we wanted to buy two tickets for face value. They were 25 each, and they were 10 rows up from the home dugout. It was awesome.

My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

i met Hank Greenwald and Mike Krukow there

it was 1995. i was 11. Hank was my idol. i almost crapped my pants. he and Kruk were very nice

Ignoring Tim Mccarver since 2002.

by bumgarner on Dec 30, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Not long ago we would easily get seats behind home plate for pretty cheap. Seems like ST is getting ridiculous. I like Scottsdale stadium but its easier to get good seats when the play at Brewers (Maryvale (ghetto)).

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

We drove out there for the first time in March. It felt like a very long, very desolate drive.

I’m glad we reserved our hotel rooms for ST already. Looks like rates have tripled since the World Series.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Dec 30, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Success ruins everything.

The only man in the world who would buy a Brian McCann swimsuit calendar.

by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

But the players, I hope.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Dec 30, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, it’ll be fine for them. It just ruins it for the rest of us. On the bright side, I’m still expecting my Shawon Duston-autographed helmet to quadruple in value.

The only man in the world who would buy a Brian McCann swimsuit calendar.

by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You crazy dreamer, you.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Dec 30, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Would it help if I mentioned it also has Mark Gardner’s signature? Come on, that’s got to be in the $10K range after this historic victory.

The only man in the world who would buy a Brian McCann swimsuit calendar.

by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Not even close to what a shirtless Nate picture will get ya.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Dec 30, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I, uh…a what now?

The only man in the world who would buy a Brian McCann swimsuit calendar.

by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh the things you see that first week after pitchers ’n catchers report…

Seriously though, that’s the best time to be at spring training IMO.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Dec 30, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m beginning to understand this.

The only man in the world who would buy a Brian McCann swimsuit calendar.

by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

ROAD TRIP

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

RIGHT??

The only man in the world who would buy a Brian McCann swimsuit calendar.

by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

arizona here we come
right back where they started from

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Just watch the extras on the Magic Inside. You think you’re about to see some lightheartedness caused by Jeremy Affeldt and Mark DeRosa being miked up. Instead you get Aubrey Huff lifting up Nate’s shirt for the cameras.

I think I actually said “VAPORS” out loud.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Dec 30, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sold.

I got a Best Buy giftcard for Christmas that I thought I had no use for. I finally found it’s use: Nate’s abs.

by kimmyg on Dec 30, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

ITS. No apostrophe. Damn.

by kimmyg on Dec 30, 2010 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Vapors, indeed.

The only man in the world who would buy a Brian McCann swimsuit calendar.

by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Scottsdale stadium is ridiculous, yeah

I went to, like, 6 ST games last year. Only one of them was at Scottsdale stadium, the rest were all away games. Scottsdale was the only one I had trouble getting in to.

Though now that I think about it, the A’s stadium was pretty packed. But I think that’s just because they were playing the Giants.

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by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Scottsdale stadium is great but I only go once or twice during ST. AFL is no problem. Now that the DBacks will be playing a few miles from the stadium maybe things will ease up a bit.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe things will ease up a bit

Really? I would have thought that the DBacks and Rox playing in Scottsdale would create more crowds. Maybe it’s because I’m assuming that most people who turn up at Scottsdale Stadium are actually Giants fans.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Dec 30, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it’s because I’m assuming that most people who turn up at Scottsdale Stadium are actually Giants fans.

Many are but it is also the nicer part of town where everyone has plenty of money to spend on tickets. I’m thinking at least some of those people would rather see the local team play. Of course, nobody gives a shit about the Rockies.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotcha.

Of course, nobody gives a shit about the Rockies.

YEAH!

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Dec 30, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

60 for grass from scalpers.

You really shouldn’t try to buy grass from scalpers.

by KrazyKrabMeat on Dec 30, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t buy weed from speed dealers

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 30, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

REO Speed Dealer?

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 30, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I would actually buy weed from them.
//good knowledge

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 30, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard if from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from another you might need some pot.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Back in the day my pal used to hang out with a very sketchy set of meth enthusiasts who grew copious amounts of weed, which they traded to an even sketchier set of hood-rat dealer types for speed. It was, all around, not at all a good scene, but through pure happenstance nothing untowards ever happened to anyone involved.

by wcw on Dec 30, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that said “math enthusiasts” and I was thinking, shit, that’s no good.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

BBTF!

someone with more free time than sense.

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Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

So these people all grew up to be horticulturists and chemists?

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I am pretty sure that is not what happened to the speedfreaks or the dealers. Something bad almost certainly happened to all among those two camps, but not while I or my buddy were in any way involved.

by wcw on Dec 30, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

While I’m on the off-topic of cool band names, tonight at the BotH:

  • Hormones (all-girl Ramones cover band)
  • Malice Cooper (Alice Cooper cover band)

While I’m not into the cover band thing—well, not since I was in high school and the Crystal Ship ruled New Jersey—I applaud a good band name.

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by bgunn on Dec 30, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Womentors

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy Crap

Someone here actually namedropped the Womentors.

Mind = blown

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Dec 30, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Friends of mine.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweet

Seeing them would be a howl.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Dec 30, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, they were supposed to be fun to see live. I don’t think they play anymore.
One of my first dates with my wife was a Mentors show. I ran into Sickie outside and he got us backstage to hang out. It is astounding that she continued to have anything to do with me after that.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

From what I understand

They were pretty nice guys outside of the “act.”

“Four F Club” is epic.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Dec 30, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that they were ever fit for polite society, but they were always very nice to me and my friends. Of course, we would also supply them with various inebriants, so YMMV.
One time I got to do stage security, chucking people off the stage bodily to keep them away from the ‘dancers’. Good times.
They definitely had some… interesting and not very wholesome hangers on I assure you.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

One of my first dates with my wife was a Didjits show. She asked me. She didn’t like me, but we had both burned out all our other respective friends on terrible rock shows.

Funny how these things work.

by wcw on Dec 30, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Putting men in their place since 2006

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 30, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

wait

an all female MENTORS coverband? That’s like… like… Tim Lincecum in a Dodger hat.

Wait…

There’s a MENTORS cover band?

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by zenbitz on Dec 30, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Malice Cooper is excellent.

I saw them at the Makeout Room – lead singer is the real deal.

I also date the bass player, though tonight they’re using a sub as she’s outta town.

If you like Alice Cooper – they are more than worthwhile

Also good?

The Minks – all girl Kinks tribute
Chick Jagger – female fronted Stones band

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 30, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

These are real bands

Slaywhore
Lez Zeppelin
Judas Priestess
Misstallica
AC/DShe

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Dec 30, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell’s Belles – Female AC/DC cover band. Pretty awesome. Lez Zeppelin is playing outside Anchorage for New Year’s but I didn’t get tickets in time. Otherwise, might be fun as Led Zeppelin is awesome.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

No better place on earth . . .

 . . . than outside Anchorage on New Year’s.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Dec 30, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

they are not all-girl

but Children of the Damned is a very good Maiden cover band.

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by zenbitz on Dec 30, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

All Male Dixie Chicks cover band

Chixie Dicks

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne" - Wilson
"I want to hug Uribe. I want to hug Posey. I want to hug everyone." - Torres
"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff

by Heshan on Dec 30, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

/picture of VFrank selling weed in his biker shorts.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

/and promptly resigns from board

by KrazyKrabMeat on Dec 30, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn it

I want to be there this year.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 30, 2010 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I want a hot dog so badly right now

"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 30, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems so far away

I am looking forward to scouring every picture of azgiants.com again.

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 31, 2010 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Torres should get an extension. It’s not as if he’s likely to fall off a cliff with his skill set, so at worst he’s a good defensive 4th OFer, and by all accounts, whatever he learned in the minors between 2005-2009 was real. Maybe not so much this year, but he could get big arb awards. Fangraphs has his value at $9.1m for 2009 (in a mere 170 PA) and $23.9m last year. Sure, that’s FA value, but it’s worth giving him a 3 year deal to buy out his arb years – if he will take it at a low enough price.

Lopez is limited as a LOOGY, but he’s an absolute beast at the job. The Pirates used him way too much against RHB, which hurt his numbers. $1.5m sounds about right. He made $775k last year, but $1.35m for the Red Sox in a lost 2009.

Ramirez should be traded for anything available or non-tendered. There is nothing he offers that Mota, Bautista, Ray, or any number of freely available relievers can’t give you.

Casilla is fine at $1m. Except for the volatility of relievers, he’s worth at least twice that.

Sanchez? He’s a hard-throwing LH starter, so even if he reverts to just above league-average, he’s pretty valuable and attractive to other teams. If he would sign it, a nice team-friendly extension, buying out his arb years and maybe a FA year or two, would make him extremely valuable in trade. If he’s good and you don’t trade him, then you’re still getting a deal.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Dec 30, 2010 11:51 AM PST reply actions  

I love my son

But we have him for three more arb years. Why do we need to extend him?

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by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

He could get a lot more in arb if he keeps performing like he has the last 2 years, plus there’s something to be said for keeping your good players happy. I’m not saying he should be paid FA dollars. I am saying that paying 6 fWAR (4.5 bWAR) players that little isn’t exactly a recipe for good morale.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Dec 30, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The downside is the general riskiness of signing pitchers to long-term contracts. The idea of extending young pitchers through and past their arbitration years is a good one, but it should be done cautiously. With Sanchez, he may morph into Randy Johnson suddenly, or he may remain an enticing lefty with great strikeout numbers and terrible walk numbers. I’m not sure I want to bet on that long term.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Oops, I thought you adopted Sanchez. My bad.

Also, Tuesday from what I hear. Some buy taught Andres to throw a nasty curveball through better hip rotation.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not worried about Andres' morale

And the most you can ever make in 3 years of arb is like, what, 20 million dollars? Unless you’re the greatest player ever.

A lot of Torres’ value comes from his defense, which isn’t counted in arb hearings. He’ll be cheap.

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by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

lol, I just imagined Torres in the board room driving everyone completely insane.

by KrazyKrabMeat on Dec 30, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

/Velez dances shirtless in the corner

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

BLB has a website?

SFGiants
Barry Bonds sends his congrats to the @SFGiants and all of their fans http://bit.ly/4FV2bm #SFGiants

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Dec 30, 2010 12:12 PM PST reply actions  

Beat they ass.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 30, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that was posted right after the series.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Dec 30, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there more to the site?

"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 30, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Obviously the highlight of this piece....

…is the pioneering use of “debartolo” as a verb, at least as far as I know. Really a terrific development.

by Stoned Slacker on Dec 30, 2010 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

Previewing the ARAB-eligible players

Was a more exciting headline, good thing I did more than glance at it.

-Brett G.
-Daily Evergreen Staff Sports Writer

by Brett the 49er on Dec 30, 2010 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

LOL

This is the perfect picture to accompany a headline proclaiming Edgar Renteria Colombia’s Athlete of the Year:
http://www.eluniversal.com/2010/12/28/beigl_art_renteria-deportista_2146402.shtml

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Dec 30, 2010 12:35 PM PST reply actions  

I’m going to read that as “Most Valiant” because that sounds better.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 30, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d go with “Most Valuable”.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Dec 30, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Boring.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 30, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

DEAL WITH IT

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Dec 30, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I had Chrome translate the page. It had the sub-title as “The Player Praised Other Atheletes Coffee…”

by WesHanson on Dec 30, 2010 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Cafeteros = coffee farmers or coffee growers = venezolanos’ (El Universal is a Venezuelan newspaper) nickname for Colombians

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Dec 30, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t actually think it meant that. I was just lol’ing at Chrome’s translation.

by WesHanson on Dec 30, 2010 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

/shrugs

That’s the second time today that I’ve gotten in the way of a “haha” Spanish to English translation. It won’t happen again.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Dec 30, 2010 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I enjoyed the little Spanish vernacular tidbit.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 31, 2010 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaking personally

I would like to know more about sportswageroddsamerica.com

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by RDreamer on Dec 30, 2010 12:35 PM PST reply actions  

Just got my Giants World Series DVD.

I’ll be in my bunk.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 30, 2010 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

I got the collector's addition one for Christmas.

I kind of want to see the Rob Schneider one though.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I got it on blu ray for christmas

It’s pretty good.

I am just missing The Magic Inside and I will have all the dvd sets. Having trouble finding it now though.

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by scout6 on Dec 30, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Just ordered Magic Inside one from an Amazon 3rd party seller

Whether I’ll get it is anyone’s guess.

The other two I ordered will definitely be here Monday.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Dec 30, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I am thinking about ordering it from Best Buy,

I just don’t like Amazon that much. Although my WS DVDs arrived from them pretty prompt. Amazon has it cheaper though through those sellers.

Best Buy has it 14.99 with free shipping, but it is back ordered so it could be a couple weeks.

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by scout6 on Dec 30, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I got the Rob Schneider one

As well as The Magic Inside.

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Dec 30, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Which one is better?

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually haven't watched them yet

I went on vacation right after Christmas. I’ve heard The Magic Inside is the best, though

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Dec 30, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck it. Maybe I’ll buy them both.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

2010 San Francisco Giants: The Official World Series Film

by Natto on Dec 30, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

An actual Firefly reference. Will wonders never cease.

The only man in the world who would buy a Brian McCann swimsuit calendar.

by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

San Fransisco Giants

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Dec 30, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I love how it's spelled correctly everywhere else

including the dvd cases, and on all the stats inside, but only wrong on the DVD itself.

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by scout6 on Dec 30, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It will be a corrector’s item in no time!

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by bgunn on Dec 30, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

RACIST

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

okay i laughed. /is shamed

someone with more free time than sense.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn't it amazing?

I’ve watched the fifth game at least three times already.

"That's like Swede on Swede violence."-Randy Hahn
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 30, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

All I’ve seen so far is the bonus dvd. I would have like some context around the highlights. It is basically just a string of plays.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know why they didn’t use Giants announcers for all of the highlights. What’s the point of having highlights of the Phillies game with the Fox crew when we can already go to the DVDs to see those?

by Natto on Dec 30, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I am most excited about seeing the games with the Giants broadcast audio.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they should add a version with the Giants audio playing ten seconds fast so that I can reenact the way I experienced it.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 30, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmm

Fish sticks

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 30, 2010 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

Epic Lopez gif is epic

"That's like Swede on Swede violence."-Randy Hahn
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 30, 2010 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

This one?

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yah**? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

I humbly submit, The Worst Song In History:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om4eqmF1hlM&feature=related

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by rotorueter on Dec 30, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

If it isn’t We Built This City, it isn’t The Worst Song In History

by wcw on Dec 30, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Listen to the radio.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't you remember

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 30, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

the city that rocks

the city that never stops!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 30, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

How is that not a joke? Dear god.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 30, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew that T Pain app was going to be a bad thing.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

o_O

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank God someone else

hates Brokencyde.

Absolutely atrocious

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Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Dec 30, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure everyone hates them.

That’s kind of the point.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 30, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I went to college at UNR

They fuckin loved them

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...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Dec 30, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Remind me not to apply there.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 30, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Timmy on the cover of SI

And Buster on the cover of ESPN magazine.

We are officially not allowed to complain about the media’s coverage of the Giants for awhile

by DFARowand on Dec 30, 2010 1:10 PM PST reply actions  

That cover with Timmy is terrible.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

i like this shot

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Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

It looks like that cork is hanging from a string.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

THAT"S A CORK?!?

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by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t it?

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

… i thought it was a tennis ball to indicate where to put the CG element. i watched the lotr extended edition making-of features way too closely back in the day.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You may be right. It looks too big to be a cork.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t easily tell the distance from the lens, so the apparent size might be misleading. TWGCS.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we place it closer to the camera? I want my small cork to look bigger.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

But small corks more easily fit through narrow..

..I can’t do it. Where’s Lars when you need him?

by wcw on Dec 30, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a champagne/sparkling wine cork—they’re bigger than still wine corks.

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by bgunn on Dec 30, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I need to watch that show again.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

A squirt of frosting down the throat, helps us take our medication!

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by rotorueter on Dec 30, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok I remember this scene

but why the hell was FUnke dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire/Mary Poppins?

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 30, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

In order to be closer to the family.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah….that can never happen if you’re a never-nude, just saying

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 30, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

He and Lindsay had “broken up”, so he dressed up as Mrs. Featherbottom to be close to Maeby.

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2010 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he also saw it as an opportunity to improve his acting.

by Cookyman on Dec 31, 2010 6:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Carlo (Salt Lake City)

Kruk and Kuip signed a 6 year extension with the Giants. Who are your favorite local TV and Radio men? I may be a homer, but I think they’re pretty darn good.

Rob Neyer (1:13 PM)

They’re not my favorite individuals, but they’re my favorite team. It’s just a pleasure to watch the Giants on TV, largely because of them.

Rob Neyer hates the Giants.

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by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

He hates Kruk and Kuip.

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by scout6 on Dec 30, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

SFGUY HATES KUIP

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by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

SFGUY HATS KUIP

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by scout6 on Dec 30, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, that’s my cap!

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

/jumps from helicopter

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I the only one

who watches that commercial and thinks: Evan Longoria is a jerk, who has too much time on his hands?

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by scout6 on Dec 30, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

No. I mean, even with the team friendly contract, he could buy what? 1,000,000 hats? Selfish bastard.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

exact opposite. he hooked up the hometown team.

now, if only i could find a way to get him and Eva Longoria together so i can laugh at their names

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by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

what would Hollywood call them? Like, Brangelia, etc…

Eva’n

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s not a tremendously good actor.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Disagree

My take-aways were 1) Evan Longoria is kinda sexy despite being goofy looking and 2) either Longoria has a tiny head or the other guy has a Bochy-sized one because the difference in hat size is ridiculous

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 30, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Y’know, I go back-and-forth about Longoria. I’d say “kinda sexy” is fair enough.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

hawt

did HOTT go out of style yet?

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m confused as to when “HOTT” was in style. Is Paris Hilton responsible for that?

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 30, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

apparently Paris coined the term “thats hot”, according to google

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

there's a program in my grad department called HOTT

…it stands for History of Text Technologies.

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by jcb9 on Dec 30, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

hawt

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Recently attended a coding class put on by HOTT

Hands On Technology Transfer

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Dec 30, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Uhhh…just how “hands on” was it?

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by EliminateMe on Dec 30, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

hawt

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

He FTP’ed his pants.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 30, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I like his personality in the commercial, especially when he does the u-turn to say hi to the blonde. I like guys like that. But he’s definitely a little goofy looking.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 30, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked his voice there. That bassy, “Evan Longoria” was pretty sweet.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

ZOMG ROB NEYER HATES THE GIANTS

Damn biased media.

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by marcello on Dec 30, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Did anyone see his post last year about the “injustice” done by the Giants broadcast for calling Bengie Molina the all-time leader in some offensive category, and did his own crack research to discover that it wasn’t true.

I was like, “wtf soapbax?” And all because some stats intern goofed.

I’ve found Rob’s stuff to be extremely generic for someone who tends to be so preachy.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 30, 2010 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt Cain on the cover of Cat Fancy?

by Natto on Dec 30, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

MadBum on the cover of Eqqus?

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Sonofa...

That would be Equus.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Madison Bumgarner is going to be in “Equus”?

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by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that would be appropriate, but at this point it’s just me who thinks so. The publisher of Equus has not asked for my opinion on the matter.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

If I know ‘jim, I think he’s referring to the other “Equus”. The one with full frontal guy nekkidness.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

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by esseffgeez on Dec 30, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Well… that would be appropriate in a much different way then.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I won’t even ask you for your opinion on THAT matter.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Dec 30, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

With a naked Harry Potter, no less.

by Cookyman on Dec 30, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Daniel Radcliffe is a serious thespian! But, yeah.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Dec 30, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

But seriously? That show may save his career post-Potter. Good for him for trying to show that he’s more than just Harry.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 30, 2010 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

OT - this was a friend of mine

R.I.P.

sorry, I’m a little shaken up & numb…

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 30, 2010 1:16 PM PST reply actions  

Bummer

You have my condolences.

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by scout6 on Dec 30, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew her through the music world (love that photo has her clearly in front of a stage) – I had no idea she was such a star in the gaming world.

Thanks

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 30, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

 

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 30, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

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I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

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Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 30, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

My sincerest sympathies.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 30, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

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How awful. My condolences.

someone with more free time than sense.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 30, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

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"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 30, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Condolences, GHW. :(

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Dec 30, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

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"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 30, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

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"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 30, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

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The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow.
Police said Burdine was struck at the corner of Culver Boulevard and Pershing Drive at 1:45 a.m. as she was walking home from the Shack, a hamburger stand in Marina Del Ray.

I used to go to The Shack all the time when I lived in LA. That’s pretty crazy.

Condolences.

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by deuce deuce on Dec 30, 2010 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Soulbrother16 on Dec 31, 2010 2:05 AM PST up reply actions  

OT: Really? Wow, Jeff Perlman is a douchebag.

JEFF BAGWELL, THOUGH NEVER MENTIONED AS A STEROID USER, SHOULD BE TREATED AS A STEROID USER BECAUSE HE WAS NEVER CAUGHT AND BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE AROUND HIM DID. I MEAN LOOK AT HIS PHOTOS!

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by scout6 on Dec 30, 2010 2:08 PM PST reply actions  

You had me at “Jeff Pearlman is a douchebag”

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 30, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate people who use “I’m entitled to my opinion!” as a line of defense.

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by El Person on Dec 30, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

but they are. it doesn’t make them right, though

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not an actual defense of the opinion, is the thing. There needs to be a good reason for it, not just “I’m entitled to my opinion.”

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 30, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends I think. Sometimes, I think an opinion is just that, an opinion, that you can’t refute. If I say, I think butterscotch rum chocolate chip is the best ice cream flavor in the world, I don’t really have to justify that. It’s just my opinion, whether you think I’m a fool or not.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

you used an example which has no facts to back it up

someone can say “it is my opinion that Buster Posey is the best player in baseball”, and while facts can prove that Buster is not the best player in baseball, it is still the opinion of the author that he is.

using “in my opinon” as a defense for an argument, ie trying to prove someone wrong by using your opinion, however, is flawed logic

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by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like the Smeagol-Gollum argument scene.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

well, thats already flawed because schizos dont transfer back and forth between alternate personalities that quickly.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Schizophrenics don't have multiple personalities.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 30, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless they also have multiple personality disorder.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Or maybe if the person they’re imagining has a multiple personality disorder.

by Cookyman on Dec 30, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

i believe Smeagol-Gollum is a schizophrenic with MDP (otherwise known as Dissociative Identity Disorder, i think)

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

They got this wrong in Fallout New Vegas too. Even worse, it was for the sake of a joke about chronic mental illness.

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by Murray, Present on Dec 30, 2010 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Certain misconceptions about mental illness get rehashed by the entertainment industry over and over and over again, and pass on to the general public.

Tourette’s syndrome comes to mind.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 30, 2010 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I don’t think Middle-Earth has a DSM.

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by jcb9 on Dec 30, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

they didnt even have electrivity, so your analysis would probably be correct

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Dungeon Super-Master?

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

No

Your choice of ice cream is a wholly subjective preference that doesn’t invite argument or discussion. Saying “Jeff Bagwell doesn’t deserve to be in the HOF because I think he did roids” is an argument that absolutely invites people to disagree and requires that you offer some kind of evidence beyond "Hey man, that’s just my opinion.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 30, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s because you’re committing character assassination- when you accuse someone of something, you gotta back it up. “my opinion” doesn’t work there.

in other words, i agree with you

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I understand your point, but I’m not sure it does. The fact that ice cream is a less loaded subject than Hall of Fame voting/steroids doesn’t mean one is an opinion and the other isn’t.

You can argue against both based on facts. Butterscotch anything is likely really sweet, which may undercut my opinion. There’s no evidence that Bagwell used steroids undercuts the argument that the possibility he did should bar him from the Hall of Fame.

I may take an unusual viewpoint on what constitutes opinion. And one can challenge people’s opinions, based on facts or otherwise. That’s most of what argument boils down to really, and I certainly take part in it myself.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there really no evidence or is there none you accept as meaningful?

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

we're past that point already

whether or not evidence is presented, the debate is whether or not peoples opinons can be proved to be wrong

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I think that’s slightly over-simplified. I think the real debate centers on whether some opinions require a foundation to rest on beyond, hey that’s just my opinion.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 30, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

this whole debate over opinions is just everyones opinions, lol

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Opinions are like assholes. Everybody’s got one and everyone thinks everyone else’s stinks.

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 30, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

except for porn stars. they like it

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, they just keep repeating to themselves “I’m getting paid for this. I’m getting paid for this. I’m getting paid for this”

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 30, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you’re misunderstanding what I said. It’s not about how loaded the opinion is – it’s that one is an example of a wholly subjective statement of personal preference that can be argued but again will always rest of individual tastes, while the other is a blatant accusation of a another person’s activities that either did or did not happen. The latter is more closely paralleled to me accusing my little brother of taking my butterscotch ice cream when I turned my back to get something. He either did or did not take it, and I, as the accuser, am expected to offer some sort of evidence that he did – like that he’s eating the very portion I just served myself – beyond, well that’s just my opinion.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Dec 30, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a good point. There is something different about accusing someone of something.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

if youre accusing someone of something, an opinion isn’t gonna hold up

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

unless you're a HOF voter.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 30, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

who has an opinion of his own, swayed by opinions (character assassinations) of others

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s what I’m wondering about. Whether or not someone belongs in the Hall of Fame is an opinion. We can argue with it but someone’s vote is someone’s vote. Whether or not Bagwell roided up is a different kind of opinion, one that really should be based on facts.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

ew, butterscotch

That’s just wrong. FACT.

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by jcb9 on Dec 30, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s just like, your opinion, man

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but it’s the right opinion.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

how 'bout this?

no opinion is wrong

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Not in my opinion.

(Note, I actually agree, opinions aren’t wrong.)

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 30, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, except in this case, the statement in question is not simply a matter of personal taste. “Jeff Bagwell used steroids” is a statement of fact. Either he did or did not. Differences of opinion surrounding the truth or falsehood of the statement hinge on different interpretations and weighting of available evidence. Making such a statement without appealing to any evidence is not defensible by saying “it’s just an opinion.”

by taliesin on Dec 31, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

its a helluva drug

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I liked this, from Posnanski's blog
I would say this to those people who would not vote for Jeff Bagwell because they simply believe he used steroids, based on how he looked or some whispers they heard. I have a better idea: Let’s just burn him at the stake. If he survives, you will know you were right.

by Cookyman on Dec 30, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked Hossy's tweet
OldHossRadbourn
I would like curators to keep mastodons out of museums because I don’t believe in them. How did they get so hairy?

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Dec 30, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

His blog today was great

Also he was right-I did not realize Kenny Lofton was that good

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Dec 30, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Fond memories of his time here.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 30, 2010 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed. LOL Cardinals

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Dec 30, 2010 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

you have high standards

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

How can you read any of that with the dark gray text on dark blue background?

by Natto on Dec 30, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It loads for me as black text on a white background. Well, part of the background’s blue, but not where the main text is.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Dec 30, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a graduated blue background. For me, the part where the text begins is still light blue enough that it’s hard to see the gray font.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Dec 30, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Who else read Pearlmen’s bitchfest about Randy Johnson last year when the Big Unit (snerk) retired?

It amounted to, “Randy Johnson, in a limited number of examples, was rude to reporters! His legacy should be as a poopfaced meanie.”

What a whiny, petty prick.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 30, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

And they give this guy a Hall of Fame vote.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Dec 30, 2010 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

MLBTR says

Reds interested in Edgar.

My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2010 2:15 PM PST reply actions  

I think the Giants should pass on Renteria.........

……despite his post-season heroics. He is just a too limited as a player to provide value as an IF backup. I’d like to see the Giants go out and get Jeff Keppinger from the Astros, who is supposed to be available for a song due to the Astros wanting to cut salary. He can play 3 IF positions credibly and is the perfect type of UT player.

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Dec 30, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Renteria already passed on the Giants.

by Natto on Dec 30, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I misread that at first.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn't they put out a disrespectful offer?

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Dec 30, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

it was Burrell-tastic

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by zenbitz on Dec 30, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

But the offer is still out there.

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Dec 30, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean on Rent’s voicemail: “Hey just wanted to makes sure you knew that our offer is still on the table. Soooo….let me know.”

/calls back: “This is Brian Sabean by the way.”

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

But Edgar says he was misquoted!!

oh no, what ever will we do without someone to use the DL on 5 times a year?

oh wait… Mark “Flappy Tendons” DeRosa should fill that void

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Renteria made a pass at the Giants?!

zomg gay

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 30, 2010 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Comic Hands!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Basebauhaus.

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by Merope on Dec 30, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

These are really funny.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 30, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

whether they make sense or not

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Zapf Dingerz

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Dec 30, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

barf Dingerz

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

butt dingerz

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

dingerzberries

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

slingin’ cherries

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotta get rec’d.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 30, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Bochy wants to try him at SS in ST. He really hasn’t had much experience there, and it is hard to tell how he will do at short. It takes experience to develop the arm for different positions.

by Edelweiss on Dec 30, 2010 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

OH GOD CHARLIE CULBERSON SUX

Wait, wrong thread.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Dec 30, 2010 2:44 PM PST reply actions  

BUT HIS NAME IS SIMILAR TO MY CUB MASTERS NAME!

Proud Adoptive Parent of no one, cause my son left me.

I still think Obi-wan wanted them to hook up & raise some genetic freaks with midichlorians firing out of their ass. - ResDog

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 30, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Could your Cub Master hit Sally League pitching?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Dec 30, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

He shouldn’t hit women no matter what they’re doing.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

EVEN WHEN THEYRE THROWING FASTBALLS AT YOUR EYELIDS?

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 30, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He could probably hit someone named Sally League.

Proud Adoptive Parent of no one, cause my son left me.

I still think Obi-wan wanted them to hook up & raise some genetic freaks with midichlorians firing out of their ass. - ResDog

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 31, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

oh snap

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Dec 30, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

not so good for sac-balls

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Dec 31, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Still caressing the water buffalo.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 7:39 PM PST reply actions  

OT: Women's basketball?

In case anyone would be interested, Stanford is leading UConn by 10 points with 7 minutes left to play.

Not a no-hitter, but still kind of a big deal.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 30, 2010 7:44 PM PST reply actions  

Stanford Wins

I’m very happy for Stanford, and for the rest of Women’s basketball. A streak like that has to be very difficult for a sport that’s already strapped for stage time.

Does this make them the #2 team again by default?

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 30, 2010 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

They is tall wimmins.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

sportswageroddsamerica.com

OOOOHHHH…..I heard this site has the inside scoop on the Meineke Car Care Bowl. I have been told that if I am going to bet on one game this year, I should pay money to this site and then get my no-chance-of-losing pick for the Meineke Car Care Bowl. I don’t want to, you know, get convicted of the equivalent of insider trading for sports bets, but I felt I had to share….

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Dec 30, 2010 7:57 PM PST reply actions  

CSN is replaying the parade coverage right now

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 8:02 PM PST reply actions  

Wow

first time in my life I have ever said to myself, “I need to change the channel to that women’s college basketball game.”

Go Stanford!!!!

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Dec 30, 2010 8:05 PM PST reply actions  

Oh God Palo Alto is gonna erupt

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 8:08 PM PST reply actions  

dont forget the boîtes

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2010 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

wrec'd with vigah

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Dec 31, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Today I got the extended version of Avatar for blue ray. I am incredibly disappointed in paying extra for this, seeing as the extended version isn’t really a cool deleted scene

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Dec 30, 2010 8:13 PM PST reply actions  

DO THEY SHOW THE BLUE PONYTAIL SEXING???

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Dec 30, 2010 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Si

basically half of the editors extended version

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Dec 30, 2010 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The unsportsmanlike conduct call against Kansas St....

Possibly the worst I have ever seen. Terrible….If you are going to discipline young athletes for indescretions, fne, but don’t let referees get away with terrible calls like that…he’s a college football player who just scored a TD and made a salute motion….geeeesh…..

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Dec 30, 2010 8:30 PM PST reply actions  

Either way

Cuse gets the win! :D

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Dec 30, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I should have started by saying...

I did not watch the game at all…just saw the hi-lites on espn….and of course they showed the one controversial play!!! Shocking!!!!

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Dec 30, 2010 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Trying to post a photo,,,having trouble..tips??? sorrry for those pros out there…

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Dec 30, 2010 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha thats ESPN for you

My teams have either got negative or no coverage

SF Giants Nada until the series
NY Jets- super critical including ESPN New York
Miami Heat- Well never mind but the years from 2006-2009 was nothing unless Wade hit a game winner
Warriors- Nada

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Dec 30, 2010 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

PELOTEROS no a las patadas en los juegos ustedes son profesionales.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 31, 2010 8:38 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I saw a Cody Ross action figure today

it was holding a World Series Trophy. I guess he’s a legend now.

Life is not about this Dirty Sanchez

by Howie Bruno on Dec 30, 2010 9:27 PM PST reply actions  

I wanna get that, I wanna get that!

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by Merope on Dec 30, 2010 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I know

my customer in the restaurant had it… I was hoping he would leave it as a tip

Life is not about this Dirty Sanchez

by Howie Bruno on Dec 30, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s the boss.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 31, 2010 2:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the giants… and their world series champion moj0……

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Dec 30, 2010 9:44 PM PST reply actions  

Give Andres a real good raise.

I thought about this for a while while watching a lot of re-run games on MLB and Andres really is a spark plug on the offense, stuff happens when he gets on base, and that defense in center field is special.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Dec 30, 2010 10:08 PM PST reply actions  

if he can do as well as he did last year, then i agee to a good raise next year

im very wary of giving a player lots of money based on one season of solid ball…even if he is andres the fucking giant

by ir1shgiant on Dec 31, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

From Chicago

Got to see the WS parade for the second time on CSN Bay Area. Really neat. Do you guys get CSN Chicago?

by Edelweiss on Dec 30, 2010 10:22 PM PST reply actions  

I only get CSN Bay Area.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 31, 2010 2:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I also have cable.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 31, 2010 2:08 AM PST up reply actions  

That gif still doesn’t disappoint. A true thing of beauty.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 31, 2010 12:59 PM PST reply actions  

The award for best elliptical statement of the year....

goes to ………..
Kuip for …..IT WILL!!……
Game 4, NLCS, Uribe’s sac fly.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Dec 31, 2010 1:07 PM PST reply actions  

I think me and Mike Fontenot have something in common.

I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.

by atxgiantsfan on Dec 31, 2010 5:24 PM PST reply actions  

you're both Grant?

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by zenbitz on Jan 1, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: 'Merica's Cup to SF in 2013!!!

…and the city didn’t have to give away the development rights near the ballpark to get it!

by KrazyKrabMeat on Dec 31, 2010 5:46 PM PST reply actions  

Delightfully the Giants management

let it be known publicly they weren’t too thrilled with the original plan and they land deal infringing on their rights—and went on to say they would do nothing more in public (and didn’t).

I laughed my ass off as I knew that Neukom and Baer were using any and all the the many fine strings they have into City Hall.

 While I don’t think they were in any way the sole reason things changed as the financials on the original proposal were dicey…. Sure enough, about a month later the alternate (and more reasonable) proposal was floated. The Giants Board has many powerful financial and political people on it, and they know the sports business.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Dec 31, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

From Chicago

Happy New Year! Oh wait, San Francisco is still last year. Feliz año nuevo.

by Edelweiss on Dec 31, 2010 10:40 PM PST reply actions  

Wait, the new guy at Sterling Cooper got his foot amputated on his first day? WTF?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 31, 2010 11:18 PM PST reply actions  

While I love how they played that ridiculous situation for dramatic effect, I don’t like how Duck and Peggy randomly started fucking. It doesn’t make sense.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jan 1, 2011 12:39 AM PST up reply actions  

For an episode largely set in the Campbell residence, this one is severely lacking in Alison Brie.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jan 1, 2011 1:27 AM PST up reply actions  

There we go! That took long enough.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jan 1, 2011 1:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Cheers to bestest San Francisco Giants team everest.

The Giants made 2010 the best Giants year ever.

Here’s to the team that for the first New Year’s Eve ever to “ring” in the new year.

by inthesquat on Dec 31, 2010 11:27 PM PST reply actions  

Fish sticks and custard
He can attend the board meetings, and he can suggest player-friendly things like more tartar sauce for the clubhouse fish sticks.

Custard. If it’s good enough for the Doctor, it is good enough for Andres Torres.

by hungrydog on Jan 1, 2011 10:16 AM PST reply actions  

One of the season's 10 best non playoff games

But I’m just a (Dodger) hater. http://tinyurl.com/2dxnc5o

I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

by GiantMalcontent on Jan 1, 2011 1:13 PM PST reply actions  

Good stuff, Grant!

Is it just me or does Grant get funnier in the off-season. I know he has to be more entertaining since there is no baseball, but dang it if he doesn’t have me laughing by myself in a crowded Starbucks that makes everyone else look at me like I’m losing it.

by Drew69 on Jan 3, 2011 9:45 AM PST reply actions  

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