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One Year More! (A Les Miz Parody)

"ONE YEAR MORE"

Music by Alain Boublil & Claude-Michel Schonberg
Lyrics by Herbert Kretzmer
Add'l Lyrics by James Graham

BOCHY
One year more
Another season chasing destiny
This never-ending road to lunacy
These lineups which may seem a crime
I know they'll work a second time
One year more ...

PAT & AUBREY
I did not know where I would play
How could I play if we were parted
(BOCHY: One year more ...)
Tomorrow I'll be here to stay
For here, with you, a world champ started

MATT
One more year all on my own
(PAT and AUBREY: Together we will be again)
One more year with no one caring
(PAT: I would like to see your thong)
As a star I might be known
(AUBREY: Dude my mother was so wrong)
No one ever sees me there!

WILSON
One more year behind the beard!
(PAT: Do I dress up now or when)
With the Panda, Freak and Romo!
(PAT: Shall I don the leather mask?)
If you still think we're too weird
(PAT: Do you even have to ask?)
Check my finger, see my ring

PLAYERS
The time is now
The rings are near

BOCHY
One year more!

SABEAN
One year more for acquisitions
I will kick them in the tires
I will sign my washed-up veterans
Mercs and misfits I'll acquire!

MEDIA
Didn't think they'd win
Didn't think they'd shine
We don't give a fuck when it's past Central Time
Watch somebody hit
Stand tall in the box
Really it's just ad space
For what's new on FOX

WILSON and PLAYERS
One year of a new beginning
(Raise the champion's pennant high!)
Every Giant has a ring
(Every Giant gets a ring!)
There's a season for the winning
(And a Series to repeat!)
The Machine is back and sings—

PAT
My place
Is here
I fight
With you!

BOCHY
One year more!

PAT and AUBREY
I did not know where I would play!

MATT
One more year all on my own!

PAT and AUBREY
How could I play if we were parted!

SABEAN
Mercs and misfits I'll acquire!

MEDIA
Still don't think they'll win
Who's their No. 2?

MATT
OMG you meanies I will show you who!

SABEAN
I will sign more washed-up veterans

WILSON & PLAYERS
Next season seems so far away

ALL
Each season is our judgment day

Next season we'll discover
What the gods of baseball have in store

One more spring
One more fall
ONE YEAR MORE!

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