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With Burrell back...now what?

If the offseason ended today:

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Star-divide

 

CF – Torres
2B – Sanchez
1B – Huff
C – Posey
LF – Burrell
RF – Ross
SS – Tejada
3B – Sandoval

C – Whiteside
OF – Rowand
OF – Schierholtz
IF – Rohlinger/Other
IF/OF – DeRosa

SP – Lincecum
SP – Cain
SP – Sanchez
SP – Bumgarner
SP – Zito

RP – Wilson
RP – Romo
RP – Lopez
RP – Affeldt
RP – Casilla

The rest of the offseason will be devoted to the last two spots in the bullpen. Are the Giants going to offer contracts to Chris Ray and/or Ramon Ramirez? Will Dan Runzler start the season in AAA as a staring pitcher, or will he break camp as a third lefty reliever? Will the Giants look forzzzznzzzkxzzzzzzz…zzxzzzz.

So that’s it. The offseason is essentially over. The Giants will need to figure out who their backup shortstop is, and they’ll need to settle the very back of the bullpen. That’s what’s left. They joy has been sucked from the offseason.

The $100M question and comment starter, then: Are you okay with the team as is? If these are your 2011 Giants, are you optimistic about the team? Before you answer, I’ll just leave this here:

 

That’s how the 2008 season started, courtesy of Baseball Reference. There are so, so many things wrong with that boxscore. Thirty months later, there was a parade down Market Street. That Opening Day lineup was the underwear, and the World Series was the profit. I’m not going to dig too deep for an explanation.

So, yeah, I’m pretty okay with this roster. If Pablo can split the difference between his two seasons, the lineup would be pretty danged balanced.

Now what?

Poll
Are you okay with this roster?
Thrilled. Is it March yet?
450 votes
It's fine, I guess. Is it March yet?
1070 votes
I'd sure like a couple more tweaks. Is it March yet?
1374 votes
Yuck. Just yuck. This had better not be it. Is it March yet?
145 votes

3039 votes | Poll has closed

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Better than we started last year

That’s good enough

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 1:20 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

And with some room for opportunity

if it shows up, and any surprises during spring training.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Dec 2, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm in this line

A full season of Posey, Burrell, Ross, and Bumgarner…Huff back…I had to go with “thrilled”. I wouldn’t say no to some tweaks, but still…the Giants are World Series champions, y’know.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Dec 2, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Certainly beats what we had more than 2 years ago.

Warning, angry Giants fan on the loose.

by MHizzle on Dec 3, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm okay with the offseason

But then I would have been okay with this offseason regardless, unless Sabean pulled a Marlins and sold off the entire lineup and starting rotation for scrap.

I’d like to see one or two young(er) utility infielders, because between DeRosa, Sanchez and Tejada, I can’t help but think someone’s going to inevitably come down with an injury that will keep that out for a couple of months.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Dec 2, 2010 1:20 PM PST reply actions  

I want one more roster tweak

add a backup short stop (Renteria would be totally fine at this point)

Other than that, yes, I am happy with this team going into next season. Not as ecstatic as I would’ve been if the team had found a way to sign Crawford, but pretty ok.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Dec 2, 2010 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

Mike Fontenot

Career +7.4 UZR at 2B. Career .270/.337/.411 hitter. That’s good enough for my backup SS.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

when your starting SS is 37 years old

I don’t think that is good enough, frankly. I don’t need a superstar, all I’m saying is having someone who’s played the position enough that we don’t have to rely on arguments like “well, he’s pretty good at other positions so he could probably handle shortstop” to justify it to ourselves.

If Tejada misses a significant chunk of the season, I just want someone who could play a reasonably ok shortstop and not be a complete embarrassment there. I like Fontenot as a utility infielder, but I’ve never heard much talk of him handling short.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Dec 2, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s been short all of his life so he can probably handle it ok.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

What he likes to handle, I hear is not at all short. woof woof.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You HEARD that? Where you been hanging out?

by FreshStart on Dec 2, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

wait for it

HERE!!

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think jim has been hanging around that female Cubs fan that has been around here.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2010 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh. Awesome.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Miggy has never missed a significant chunk of any season.
   /sees the ghost of Ray Durham

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by iloveddickdietz on Dec 2, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Fontenot will not be good at SS

Then again, neither will Tejada, so maybe that makes the little fella the perfect backup.

by taliesin on Dec 2, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

You do have to consider Tejada’s history of durability, but I understand your point.

Has anyone heard anything about Rohlinger’s skill at SS? Too little to go on?

by Monkeyking42 on Dec 2, 2010 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Liar

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you have to take something for that?

and do you take something to get it or to get rid of it?

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 2, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I was torn between 'It's fine' and 'I'd like a couple more tweaks'

I think there are things that need improving, but I have absolutely no idea how to improve them.

But seriously, is in March yet?

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

You would like just one tweak then…

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I mean I keep flucuating between “Wait, this isn’t good enough – do more things!” and “OMG, it’s not great but don’t touch it or the whole thing may fall apart.”

That’s about how I felt last off-season, coincidentally, and look how that turned out. Not sayin’, just sayin’.

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I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

IAWTC

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Dec 2, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll say again, we need a backup catcher more than we need a backup shortstop.

And I’ll say again, 83 wins. But we’re in pretty good shape for 2012, or for adjusting on the fly in 2011 if good things happen, so I’m reasonably content.

Also, we won the World Series.

by Evan on Dec 2, 2010 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

What about Steve Holt?

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Steve Holt

is a bastard

you ever been on a real shrimpin' boat?

no, but i've been on a real big boat

by Larry Bamar on Dec 2, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

George Michael Bluth is a cool guy. The girls like him just fine. Young and old, it doesn’t matter… in the dark.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Minor league free agent.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

It that doesn’t work out there is money in the banana stand.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I burned down the banana stand

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Why go to their banana stand when we can make your banana stand!?!

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Dec 2, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably left the organization to try to connect with his biological father.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Dec 2, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, I still see SS as a bigger problem than C. Do I want Eli Whiteside to be a better hitter? Yes. But he’s solid defensively and calls a good enough game that I think whatever bat trade-off you get wouldn’t be worth the money. Whereas the defense we’re looking at right now at SS is scaring me. Of course, that’s a just a feeling, not something I can actually quantify.

I guess what I’m saying is Eli Whiteside worries me less than Miguel Tejada.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Lemme go find what I wrote on that other thread …

Suppose Tejada has a particularly lazy year and only plays in 142 games. And suppose Fontenot is the worst shortstop in the history of they game — say, 30 runs below average over a 150-game schedule. That means that in the 20 games he plays, he’ll be costing us a grand total of 4 runs. And making up some of those by hitting better than your average replacement-level shortstop.

If you’re not sold on Tejada being able to play the position, okay, but then he needs to be the backup and we need to keep hunting for a starter.

by Evan on Dec 2, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough

But then if we’re going hunting for another starter, how is that less of a priority than a backup catcher. All I’m saying is that as far as backup catchers go, Whiteside fits our particular needs just fine. Sure, we should upgrade him if we have the money and nothing better to do, but I think tweaking shortstop would still be a more important priority if you’re gonna change anything.

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I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus, dude hits grand slams, catches no hitters, beats Cy Young winners, etc.

this man has done more in his life then I ever will.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

But most of us here can say that about most baseball players.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

shh

but this is also a guy who’s career will probably only be remembered by people like us. But he still has done some really amazing things in the baseball world.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

but this is also a guy who’s career will probably only be remembered by people like us

I can see how that might be a bad thing, but I’d bet that would kinda warm his heart. At this pint in Whiteside’s career, I think he realizes his mark (or lack there of) in baseball history. That 15, 20 years from now some of us might actually remember him, remember that he caught a no-no, hit a grand slam, took Halladay deep, well I’d bet he’d feel a little honored by it.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Never forget

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=7680733

Eli Whiteside off of Roy Halladay.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I see you that, and raise you this:

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=8000975

Fuck you, Mat Latos.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a serious question: who doesn’t call a good enough game? Buster is apparently an amazing game-caller for his age, Bengie deserved half of Lincecum’s Cy Youngs (according to Lincecum), everybody agrees that Whiteside calls a good game (NO HITTER), Matheny was famous for his game-calling skills, and I don’t even remember any complaints about Alfonzo or Pierzynski…

I mean, it’s not just that it’s unquantifiable (at least for now) – defense used to be unquantifiable too, but it’s not like we were lost: it always seemed clear that Vizquel, Rolen, and Andruw Jones are great, and that Dunn, Manny Ramirez, and Piazza aren’t. We couldn’t quantify it, but it sure as hell looked like it. We can’t quantify the routes an outfielder takes to the ball, but anyone can tell you that Rowand takes better ones than Velez or Lewis. But game-calling? At least at the major league level, apparently everybody looks good – which means that either we have absolutely no idea what “good” is, that everybody really is good (or that there’s no such thing as good). Either way, it’s meaningless.

by Cookyman on Dec 3, 2010 4:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Pleeeze!

Eli did just fine in the backup role (and where would you find a better, less expensive one?) You wouldn’t. On the other hand, we need a long-term answer at shortstop (JJ Hardy) but for now let’s have a backup who has both a bat and a glove, because Miggy could easily go down for a month with a hammie. (Rohlinger does not fill the bill. Nor Buriss. I’m not even sure about Fontenot.) Not sure of the answer but I KNOW SS is more important than C.

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Dec 2, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, leaving aside the rest of this … Yes, Miggie could go easily go down for a month with a hammie. So could Buster. So could anyone on the roster.

But if there’s one thing we know about Tejada, it’s that he’s incredibly durable. People are fixating on his age, but age is just one of many risk factors when it comes to getting hurt, and everything else is pointing to him being able to play every damn day, whether we want him to or not.

by Evan on Dec 2, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

players are incredibly durable until they aren't

at some point in a player’s career, they usually start to become injury prone. that’s just the way it works. Now I don’t know if that’s going to happen to Tejada at age 37, 38, 39 or never. All I’m saying is I’d like it if the Giants could spend a couple million to be prepared in the case of that eventuality.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Dec 2, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus a lot of it is just luck. Obviously conditioning and age and whatnot are important, but some of it is just luck. One year Brian Leetch slipped on ice getting out of a taxi and broke his ankle. Jeff Kent hurt his wrist washing his truck. Torres’ appendix.

And here’s to another year of incredible luck in that vein from Timmy/Cain/Guapo/Bumgarner/Wilson/Posey/pretty much everyone.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Kent hurt his wrist washing his truck.

Don’t tell me you actually believed that.

Warning, angry Giants fan on the loose.

by MHizzle on Dec 2, 2010 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course, anyone with that stache is obviously above grooming reproach.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 3, 2010 6:56 AM PST up reply actions  

But all of this is just as relevant to Buster as it is to Tejada. You can point to Tejada being older, we can point to Buster being a catcher.

by Cookyman on Dec 3, 2010 3:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Posey isn’t going to be taking many days off, so any upgrade over Whiteside would be pretty marginal.

Adopted father of the prettiest player in the organization, Nestor Rojas.

by stealth snail on Dec 2, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

See that’s the thing… if they had someone better, Buster might not have to catch 6.5 games per week.

I don’t think they’re going to do anything though.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems like Sabean

really has faith in whiteside.

I think he’s a good dude and a passable player but it would be nice to have someone that could catch once a week and also not strike out on 4 pitches every at bat. Posey could still play very occasionally at 1B if we didn’t want his bat out of the lineup.

by kezargiants on Dec 2, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Posey will get at least 25-30 days off, probably more (a day off = not playing catcher, regardless of whether or not he’s playing somewhere else). Last year Yadier led the majors with 130 games started at catcher, the year before he led it with 136.

Tejada has, in his entire, 12-year career, taken a total of 62 days off, for an average of 5 per year. In 11 of his 12 seasons in the majors, he started 154 games or more – the only exception is 2007 (131 GS), when he had a completely fluky freak injury, and broke his wrist on a HBP.

by Cookyman on Dec 3, 2010 4:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I want a back-up catcher.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 2, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I just want fun games to watch.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 1:24 PM PST reply actions  

It will be interesting to see how we (okay, me) will deal with the typical ebb and flow of the regular season with a championship in our back pocket. Will the win be as sweet? Will the losses as devastating? Will shall find out.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Who’s Will?

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Fresh prince

by GrayDilla on Dec 2, 2010 1:34 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

ALREADY YOU WANT ME DEAD

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by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

BEQUEATH ME

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

Huh?

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by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I overthink your posts.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone has ever accused me of overthinking anything on here.

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by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

WIN NOW

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

/reaches for the encyclopedia

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Wallace?

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m wondering if the Giants win the division again if we can become insufferable asshats as fans. I want to feel entitled. I think it would work for me.

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Dec 2, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Aren’t we already?

by Evan on Dec 2, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, I can’t stand anybody here.

by Evan on Dec 2, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate myself.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I cannot believe Werth and Crawford would not come to the Giants for like a 3 year $15 million deal! The Giants just won the WS!!!!

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone here needs to have the sarchasm pic ready

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Our egos are out of control

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard some pretty epic complaints about Giants fans this year.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Vapors!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

They drink wine!

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

While they eat cheese!

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

And talk on their cell phones!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Dec 2, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

While using free wi-fi

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 2, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but now I won’t have to apologize for any of that shit.

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Dec 2, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

wat

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Well why even HAVE a pet then??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Then this graphic must turn green.

Rec’d.

(GLB is the biggest collection of homophobes and louts I can recall reading on SB Nation… ‘couse I haven’t tried checking out the SEC College Football boards…)

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by ZenPop on Dec 2, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't speak for the others

but Roll Bama Roll is surprisingly tolerant

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 2, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Most Tide fans I’ve met have been fairly genial.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Most Tide fans I’ve met have been fairly genital.

Fixed.

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by leftymalo on Dec 2, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t know that could be an adjective.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

its good to learn something new everyday. today, i learned Pat Burrell is officially a true Giant. 1million. That’s it.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

hey! watch it mister.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 2, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I got your back. I used to work at UA.

But I disliked most Tide fans. Maybe I’m not your strongest ally.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

well, I’ve never been to Alabama, I like them because I like Saban, so I haven’t exactly met a ton of Tide fans, y’all could be right.

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 2, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The ones at RBR seem like good folk tho

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 2, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Saban detests the media. So I’m not a huge fan of him.

I guess the biggest reason I disliked Tide fans was that once a week, they’d hold my city hostage so they could attend their damn football game. Tuscaloosa was a madhouse for about three days — game day and two days before, and to get anywhere was an exercise in futility. I hated the city by the time I left.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

that sounds amazing, for a visiting fan at least, it definitely would suck if you lived there though.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 2, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That was the problem. The city and university bent over backwards for the fans, but fucked over the PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY LIVE AND WORK IN THE DAMNED CITY.

Sorry. I apologize. I let my anger get the better of me there.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

My mom and sister lived in Bloomington for a brief time. Of course there it was basketball, but the same sorta thing…

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I have only met one person from UA, and that was Matt Downs. That individual colored my perception of folks from Alabama in a good way.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Where is Dan Burkhart going to play ?

by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2010 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

He never would call me back for an interview. And still I can’t hate him.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation. Too busy saving kittens or helping seniors cross the street.

by speckops on Dec 2, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You know

Lookout Landing actually has a surprising amount of bigotry, especially considering how strict they are with their posting rules.

by Cookyman on Dec 3, 2010 4:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

Not the most astonishing thing I’ve seen, but somebody needed a hug…

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Dec 2, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Joking?

Gas lamp ball

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that ‘like’ was included in the troll category.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

You can thank Letter2 for that…

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The guy who wrote the GLB post said we [the teenagers] “like troll,” which I presume was an awful attempt to say “like to troll.” Of course, he could have been insinuating we all like the movie Troll II, which is nowhere near true.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Or he’s like Valley.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t they also think that Giants fans molest opposing teams’ fans?

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure they meant that...

…in a “good way.”

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by ZenPop on Dec 2, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s ‘cause we’re all gay, right? And gay people are all promiscuous sexual deviants.

Check, got it.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL John McCain “THE MARINES WILL GET MOLESTED”

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget! Posey is inbred hick because he’s from the South! Get it?!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 2, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Only the stationary ones.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Love it.

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by Juan Primo on Dec 2, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Like Troll doesn’t even make sense.

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 3, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Now that I’ve tasted championship gold (or whatever makes up that trophy), I’m hungry for MOAR.

by Natto on Dec 2, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Silver with pennants of gold. It’s the real fucking deal.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Tweaks off to the early lead.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2010 1:25 PM PST reply actions  

I liked Yabu.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

That triple play was bitchin'.

Kouz hit it if I’m not mistaken

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by NuschlerFace on Dec 2, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Hello!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

i did too…wonder what happened to ol’ Glenallen…

by repeat_in_2011 on Dec 2, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s living in Santa Cruz again.

Buddy of mine ran into him at the dump about 4-5 years ago.

They were both just dumping their trash when my buddy exclaimed “WOW!” – so all the other dudes at the dump were like…huh? what did you find?

my buddy: boxes and boxes of baseball cards!

GAH (the only one showing any interest) – oh…really? any good ones?

my buddy: there are some Giants ones…..hey! it’s Glenallen Hill!!

GAH : really? are you sure?

my buddy: Yeah! Do you want any of these cards? [looks up at GAH] hey! wait a minute…

GAH: =smiles=

my buddy: Well, I’m going to grab all these cards and keep ’em…

GAH: You should.

my buddy: Thanks & if you ever want to come by and burn one & watch a game you are welcome [hands GAH his card]

GAH: sounds good man…

=FIN=

(GAH never stopped by for the doobie & the game….not yet anyways)

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

He's a 1B coach IIRC

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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, for the Rockies.

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by EliminateMe on Dec 2, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

the spiders are after me (again)

i can’t be certain it was glenallen hill i heard phoning in on someone’s sportstalk show – it was definitely a former giant who said that they had been doing a lot of surfing recently, and hill seems to fit the bill…

but the interesting thing (and the reason they phoned in) was to alert people that a band he knew (who i think he said now live overseas) had redone a former song to make it fit lincecum… i don’t have dsl, so i can’t play it myself, but i think this is what he was referring to:

http://chrisrecord.com/the-freaking-freaks-here-comes-the-freak-song-about-tim-lincecum-sf-giants-pitcher/

wishyouweredead

by wishyouweredead on Dec 2, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked Bill Muller, but that’s a whole different post.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Where is Dan Burkhart going to play ?

by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I like turtles

at the end of the day it's all about kicking the tires

by duke_diligence on Dec 2, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah! Boo!

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Thrilled

cause we won the world series.

I would like to see us get a new backup catcher and another Wellemeyer type long reliever that is actually good though.

by kezargiants on Dec 2, 2010 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

There’s no such thing as a good long reliever. You become a long reliever by not being good.

by taliesin on Dec 2, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

ZEETS!

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that is ultimately what ends up happening to him. It’s not that different from those games where he throws 100 pitches in 4 innings, he just would do it in the last 4 innings instead.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

he needs to get his control back or he’s not gonna last long. dude was ineffectively wild, the opposite of sanchez

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Just doesn’t fit. ‘Tis a shame, but with DeRosa being a utility knife, there’s no room.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 2, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

He ends up being the ‘11 version of the ’10 Frandsen/Lewis, doesn’t he?

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe him and Ram will get us a SS?

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

not sure if that would get it done

but I read today that the Cardinals might be interested in moving Brendan Ryan now that they have Theriot. If that’s the case, he’d be a perfect fit, IMO.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Dec 2, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

stop stop for the love of god stop.

an all glove no bat shortstop is exactly the opposite of what this team needs, given the pitching staff.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 2, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

as a backup?

I think Ryan would be pretty good in that role… especially given Tejada’s defensive issues.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Dec 2, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Tejada's "defensive issues" have been way overblown

and if the Giants see Ryan as a backup, why wouldn’t the Cards just use him as a backup until they come across someone who sees him as a starter

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 2, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

isn’t that pretty much what Hardy is? all glove, no bat?

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

no

he’s got a career 98 wRC+, which is pretty good for a SS.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 2, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

oh. you’re right. the gist i got of him was slick fielder, and hits on occasion.

BA HR RBI OBP SLG
.268 6 38 .320 .394

that’s his 2010 line

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I would want Hardy…but Ryan is acceptable

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

If that’s the case, he’d be a perfect fit, IMO.

Because the Cardinals really need someone to play first base in the late innings, maybe platoon once in a while. Yep.

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by leftymalo on Dec 2, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear they have a guy with decent pop at first...

Albert P-something or another….

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Dec 2, 2010 10:27 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

except, not a bad soldier

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 2, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

I have long since resigned myself to the fact that he doesn’t have a future in this organization, but I will miss him all the same.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Too bad. I think he’s an ideal pinch-hitter based on plate discipline, salary, and defense at first

by www.westcoastbias.com on Dec 2, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that George Noory?

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Dec 2, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa. I just caught that reference. Nicely done.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 3, 2010 7:05 AM PST up reply actions  

The series of these haven't been your best work

You normally could make them move.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2010 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It certainly helps

if you shake your head from side to side.

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by ZenPop on Dec 3, 2010 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Then I’ll hit my head on my desk, pass out. When I wake up, I’ll realize the Giants never won the World Series.

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by SFGuy on Dec 3, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha.

Warning, angry Giants fan on the loose.

by MHizzle on Dec 2, 2010 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Now every day is “The Biggest Loser” starring Pablo Sandoval.

by Orwell D. Catt on Dec 2, 2010 1:27 PM PST reply actions  

agreed. we could really use someone live-blogging Pablo’s winter.

by coolandtough on Dec 2, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

PABLOGATE 2010

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

That 2008 roster really is some sort of sick joke.

by coolandtough on Dec 2, 2010 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

I rooted for that?!

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I did! I was there!

I was also very, very drunk.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, that’s some wet laundry.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Barry wasn’t good enough to crack that lineup.

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by NuschlerFace on Dec 2, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

No shit. Dude was blackballed.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Amazingly enough

“Bengie Molina, cleanup hitter” is only about the 4th worst thing about that lineup.

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by EliminateMe on Dec 2, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Only one part of that disaster made it to the WS roster

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by CB30 on Dec 2, 2010 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

2008 was fun. I could basically “swoop to better seats”. Won’t be able to do that in 2011.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2010 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

i used to do that at A’s games all the time.

i think they liked having as many people in the lower deck so on TV it would look fuller

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

They used to do that in 1979. People would have upper deck seats and the ushers wouldn’t allow people to sit up there. They didn’t even draw for the Yankees.

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by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

i wasnt alive in ’79, lol. 83 was my first year, hence the 83 in my username.

btw, theres a new thread

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you’ll still be OK for weekday games- the bandwagon is mighty cold on Monday nights at 8 PM.

Unless you mean new ticket prices will bring more ticket checkers.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 3, 2010 7:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Ready

I just want to see that beautiful World Series flag flying over Mays Field.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

I want Dan Runzler to be a staring pitcher.

by Deleuzian on Dec 2, 2010 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

He’s got the touch!

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds intimidating. Wasn’t there a commercial like that with Dave Stewart?

by taliesin on Dec 2, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I blacked out before reading to the end of that lineup.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Dec 2, 2010 1:31 PM PST reply actions  

I made it Castillo

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Dec 2, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Those were dark times.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Dec 2, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

dude hit doubles

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 2, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It was pure bliss

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 2, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

they’re still gonna find a way to move Rowand.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 2, 2010 1:33 PM PST reply actions  

I sure hope so. Bet he kinda does, too.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That Ibanez and Philly idea strikes me as something to pursue

if only Ibanez becomes a PH for the year.

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IT Guy: That’s ---
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by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s the role they’re envisioning for Burrell, though. Baggs made it sound like the Giants see him on the bench a lot. Course that’s what they thought they were gonna do with him last year, so who knows.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

We need the roster spot. Rowand needs to be traded for a minor leaguer.

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by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

Rowand for Ibanez is probably better than no Rowand trade at all. But it doesn’t really do anyone any good.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 2, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

the roster spot for who?

and who becomes the backup CF?

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 2, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Posey

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

HE PLAYED THERE ONE INNING IN COLLEGE!

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 2, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s garbage. GARBAGE!

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

For Belt.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Schierholtz. It would be nice if they got forced into doing what they should have done some time ago.

by taliesin on Dec 2, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Rowand is a better player than Schierholtz tho

by a pretty big margin.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 2, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

so then

there’d have to be pretty significant savings from moving Rowand. Moving him “to clear a roster spot” would be fucking stupid.

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Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 2, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

He is?

Schierholtz’s career line is .270/.314/.399; Rowand over the last three years is .257/.318/.405. Last year they were both horrible, but Nate was less horrible. Rowand had some good years in the distant past, but Schierholtz has youth on his side. Defensively they’re pretty close at this point.

by Evan on Dec 3, 2010 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Bill James has Rowand pegged for a 95 wRC+ and Schierholtz at 107.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Dec 3, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s even expressed interest in doing it, as well as an ability to. I think he played it in the Olympics?

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Dec 2, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Your 2010 NLCS MVP

But Rowand is going exactly nowhere.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Or an overpaid pitcher

Who we can make either the LR or a MR

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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Saving $13 million is better than saving a roster spot.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd jump on that one . . .

but of course we’d be trading for another player like Burrell. I never expected Rowand to hit like in Phillie, but never did I expect his poop stance to be this bad. He can still play the field, though, and Ibanez and Burrell are almost equals with a glove.

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Dec 2, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Having both Ibanez and Burrell probably means not a lot of time for Huff in LF, which then means either playing Huff almost exclusively in RF when Belt comes up or not bringing Belt up. Unless the Phillies want to pay for Rowand next year, and they won’t, I’ll pass.

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by sam23 on Dec 2, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Burrell and Ibanez would be a very nice platoon if Philly would do that deal.

Giants pay $12mil, and take on $12 mil in Ibanez. Philly basically gets half off Rowand for 2 years.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

agree with that but only thing is the value of Burrell is then kind of limited to what 25% of starts and some PH appearances? lose Rowand’s defense but get more left-handed balance to the lineup…

by repeat_in_2011 on Dec 2, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

i just remembered, for some reason Burrell has a reverse platoon split against LHP.

He hit almost all of his HRs last year off RH pitching. Nate has a reverse platoon split too, though I’m not sure if extreme reverse platoon splits like that vary from year to year.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe we could try again with the Milton Bradley deal. Where is Milton now, anyway?

by Evan on Dec 2, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Seattle!

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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet I can make him cry.

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by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

This is what I want

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 2, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Please

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 2, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

is it march yet?

This is what the world is for: Making electricity.

by suzzee on Dec 2, 2010 1:34 PM PST reply actions  

Bobby Jenks didn’t get a contract, he would be a nice addition to the bullpen.

Overplayed memes:
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by say hey nation on Dec 2, 2010 1:34 PM PST reply actions  

Ugh, DNW. There’s a reason he got non-tendered.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude had a 10.4 K/9 last year…

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

his bb/9 and hits/9 also went up for the 4th straight year and he was injury prone the last few seasons.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 2, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, so we don’t install him as our closer immediately. He’s probably a hell of a lot better than the worst guy in our bullpen.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he’ll get a lot more money than we want to spend on the last spot in our bullpen.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Dec 2, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

didn’t mean to imply I’m necessarily in the DNW camp, but for the $ and years he’ll probably be offered by someone to still be a closer, I’ll pass.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 2, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it was his 7.5 M salary

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2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Dec 2, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

_

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

BEWBS

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 2, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

MANZEER

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by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

BODY BIAS!

Quietly hoping Brandon Belt develops into John Olerud, circa 1993.

by AndOnTheDrums... on Dec 2, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

?

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Ewww.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Epic upside down troll head chin!

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Dec 2, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I was waiting for this.

by Natto on Dec 2, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to have very few chances to get any mileage out of this anymore….

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Dec 2, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

/Flagged.

Warning, angry Giants fan on the loose.

by MHizzle on Dec 2, 2010 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

He was pretty inconsistent in 2010, lost his job to Matt Thornton and had lingering back injuries. There were also reports that he refused to take his conditioning seriously.

AND HE KILLED ME AT POKEMONZ!!!

But since the first part is really the one that counts, I looked at his stats again. His ERA was 4.44 but:

- BABIP against was .368
- Strand rate was 64.4%
- Line drive rate against was a career high and slightly above the league average

And the White Sox had the fifth worst defensive rating according to UZR, which probably explains some of this.

So ok, carry on.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

He got seriously BABIP’d on, and his peripherals are ok.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Also noted, the difference between his FIP and ERA was 1.85.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLFAT

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 2, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Runzler to Fresno, Spot Starter To Be Named Later That is Better than Wellemeyer but Not As Good As The Rest of the Bullpen, and Ramirez or Ray to the bullpen bench.

 

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 1:34 PM PST reply actions  

I’d like a spot starter/long reliever

Thing A

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by sam23 on Dec 2, 2010 1:34 PM PST reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Runzler is going to fill that role…you don’t need three LHPs in the bullpen

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d like him to get some minor league starts before he has to do it in the majors.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Dec 2, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Fassero is probably available.

Adopted father of the prettiest player in the organization, Nestor Rojas.

by stealth snail on Dec 2, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

What about Jamie Moyer

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Jamey Wright!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Wilbur Wright!

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by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Brothers Grimm?

Oscar Wilde may have been a brilliant and talented man, but at the end of the day he was still a cocksucker, just like the Dodgers.

by ptizzy on Dec 2, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of grim..Jim Poole

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Where is Dan Burkhart going to play ?

by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Dick Pole

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 2, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Dick Joke

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Bocock sub-thread

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Earmuffs.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Merkins

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Versatility!

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Flexability!

Warning, angry Giants fan on the loose.

by MHizzle on Dec 2, 2010 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

He actually in the major leagues last year.

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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

says he wants to come back and pitch next year at age 49

Thing A

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by sam23 on Dec 2, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

after one year out with Tommy John surgery.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2010 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

… or the return of Terry Mulholland? Only 44.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Dec 2, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Check that … age 47.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Dec 2, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Pat Misch available?!?!?!!??

by panda revival on Dec 2, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t Misch him at all.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2010 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, 2008.

Well I guess I am fine with the roster as is.

Also, wow. remember Erick Threets?

I really want a bounce-back year from Pablo so we can hide Tejada at the 8th spot where anything useful he manages to do is gravy.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 1:35 PM PST reply actions  

I have an Eric Threets autograph, along with Tyler Walker and B Weez, on a t-shirt from Fan Fest 2008. That’s all I remember about him.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember he had tattoos.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I took this picture of him. He’s pretty effing cute.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa, he totally is. Looks like one of my bf’s from college. This picture is making me question why I ever broke up with him . . .

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Um, yeah.

What the hell is wrong with you, girl?

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember now: I’ve always been a bad girlfriend in that I tend to be very non-committal. It’s a problem when i forget to, say, return a boyfriend’s call for a week because I’m doing other stuff. My bad :(

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Cause he had a small

bank account.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Neither the reason stated nor the one implied would be reason enough to break up with someone if all other aspects of their life were in the plus category.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

But if he's a small fella with a small

bank account, you can better believe that’d be enough!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Well maybe for you

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Not at all like I remember. He has ever been a meat head in my memories.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember watching Erick Threets pitch at Modesto Junior College.

Kruk: "and the Giants, the San Francisco Giants…"
Kuip: "They got one…"
Kruk: "World Champs."
- November 1, 2010

by j14 on Dec 2, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

My school would play fall games against Modesto JC. He threw against us regularly. Gas.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Dec 2, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

White Sox May Be Closing In On Dunn Deal

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 2, 2010 1:35 PM PST reply actions  

Hooray for the AL and good luck to him and Crawford and Werth.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GRM

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by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha

nah. I just cut and pasted from MLBTR

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 2, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

GRM LINKED TO BLOB

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by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Shouldn’t Pablo be exercising in Arizona and not hanging with GRM?

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Dec 2, 2010 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

so i have a weird thing

Where every time someone mentions GRM, I read “GRRM,” as in fantasy author George RR Martin.

It makes for some interesting parsings.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2010 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Is the Dunn deal a done deal?

someone had to say it

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad it was you.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 2, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

4/$56M

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 2, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Overpay

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I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Threets got non-tendered today by the White Sox

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2010 Giants: World Series Champs

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 2, 2010 1:36 PM PST reply actions  

More
on top of everything else, #chisox are all over adam dunn and hoping to keep paul konerko. lots of balls in air.

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

With Dunn, their’ll be lots of balls on the ground too.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

/golf claps

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Tee Hee
lots of balls in air.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s the real reason I posted the tweet

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

URLYR5

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually like Rob Neyer's take on the move

The Giants still haven’t really gotten better at any position, except catcher.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Dec 2, 2010 1:37 PM PST reply actions  

Bumgarner over Welly, Burrell and Ross over Rowand/Schierholtz/Velez/Bowker, and Lopez over Bautista, come on.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he meant from their World Series roster, in an effort to repeat. Huff, Burrell, and Tejada are all a year older.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Dec 2, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone’s a year older.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Not Buster…He’s actually a year younger but plays like a 10 year veteran

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s the point. The roster is basically the same, but all the vets are a year older and their projections thus become more uncertain.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Dec 2, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

But for guys like Posey, Bumgarner, even Cainer and Timmy, that post-season run should only make them stronger as players.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

No offense, but I don’t think that kind of hyperbolic language really factors into Neyer’s thinking.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Dec 2, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Neyer can’t see the forest for the trees… the trees being a collection of number and weighted algorithms, of course.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll still go to war with these guys

Although I’d still like a few tweaks

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

But the World Series roster was a pretty damn good team.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

But the World Series roster was a pretty damn goodstreaky team.

Overplayed memes:
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2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Dec 2, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

STREAKY LIKE A FOX

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by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually the pitching was pretty consistent for 2 months straight.

The hitting could get streaky, but even they they were a league average offense.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, I was just joking

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Dec 2, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

oh.

in that case ponder this:

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

the pitching was unbelievable in April, too…even Zito…that’s almost half the year that they were just dominant…

by repeat_in_2011 on Dec 2, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

All teams are streaky, but the team from June 1 on (after Posey and Burrell joined the team, but before Posey was the regular catcher) was 65-47. That projects to 94-68 over a full season.

by taliesin on Dec 2, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

after Posey was the regular catcher, they went 51-30.

That projects to 102 wins

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

Best team in sports history

by djfivenine on Dec 2, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

No

The history of the universe

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

best in the galaxy.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

David Beckham?

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by jctGamer on Dec 2, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The best players are on the Giants.

Fact.

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture.

by yoyomonster on Dec 2, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The postseason is kind of a crap shoot but the team is still built about as well as anyone’s to succeed in the playoffs. This team is much better built to get to the postseason than the team we opened with last year. I don’t think we’re poised to completely run away with the division but I don’t see why we wouldn’t be the favorites right now.

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by sam23 on Dec 2, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, other than Colorado, I like the Giants to defend the N.L. West

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Rockies have done nothing to make themselves better, except retain what they lost. Considering we are a 92 win team and they were a .500 team, I’m not worried about them

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Except Tulo was out for like 2 months…

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

He was fresh down the stretch when everyone else was gassed. His production in the second half was absurd, while his production in the first half was fine but not to his arrogant standard. If he’s there all season he probably hits a few more dingers but has much lower rate stats.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Tulo being out for 2 months doesn’t give them an extra 10 wins next year.

and if you remember, him being there still didn’t keep them from losing 13 of their final 14.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

er i mean Tulo being there for the extra 2 months doesnt give them 10 more wins

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The Rockies actually had a better record than the Giants in second-order wins. They were very unlucky with the timing of the hits against them.

The Giants’ “true talent” record was 88-74. The Rockies’ was 90-72.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

PARADE YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID BLAH BLAH BLAH

But yeah, they were in no way shape or form an 83-79 team.

by speckops on Dec 2, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

They feel like a 86-76 team to me right now.

They need either Sandoval or Belt to make some noise to guarantee a playoff berth. There’s a good chance of that- I’d say there’s 40% probability that at least one of the two players puts up +30 runs above average offensively next year.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s also possible that Tim will “bounce back” to Cy Young form, though we’ll see.

by speckops on Dec 2, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re right, that would also do it.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s called baseball. there’s a point where stats end and baseball being baseball beings.

oh yeah, and World Champions

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure.

But it gives us useful information about next season; namely, that the Rockies are as good a team as we are if not better.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

but why did they lose 13 of the last 14? super unlucky?

that team is sooo streaky its hard to believe where their true talent lies. their pitching outside of Ubaldo isn’t very good

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Chacin and Hammel are good.

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by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

eh, i guess my definition of good has been spoiled by our SF pitching, lol.

Their calling card is offense, not pitching. and outside of Cargo and Tulo, they don’t have much offense.

i dont see them as as much of a threat as others do.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Chacin has a lot of potential, but he hasn’t put it together yet. Speaking of Jonathan Sanchez, they also just locked up De La Rosa for 3 years, who generally owns our asses.

I’m meh on Hammel. And my understanding is that the Jeff Francis experiment is over, and they’re not interested in one or both of Brandon Webb or Chris Young? LOL

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants: They’ll have a more stable lineup and their pitching will be solid 1-5.
Colorado: I could flip them with the Giants
Dodgers: I think the Dodger rotation will be in shambles by August, so I don’t count them in.
Padres: I think losing Adrian Gonzalez will hurt them big time.
Arizona: In rebuild mode.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Dec 2, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

He had shoulder surgery after the season. He’s expected to be back by the start, but that’s a serious injury. They were looking to move him as well, so they probably won’t be able to until the trade deadline so that teams are convinced he’s healthy. And then their return won’t be very good.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Dec 2, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I did not know that.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the Padres are a young team without clear leadership, and their superstar has one foot out the door. They’re trying hard to compete, but they don’t have the payroll to get it done unless they have another ridiculously fluky season… even with the ridiculously good deal that is Gonzales’ option year.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

And, hey --

they just lost one of their key players to the Giants. How could any team contend without Tejada?

by mrs. owlcroft on Dec 2, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Ryan Ludwick was their big bat to protect Adrian Gonzales. I mean come on. Ryan Ludwick.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It was, actually.

Fortunately, it didn’t work out. That’s baseball, though. Sometimes you can do something smart and it doesn’t work, sometimes you have your best hitter bunt and you win the World Series.

by taliesin on Dec 2, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a bit nervous to see how Cameron Maybin pans out for them.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah this

I’m scared that he’ll go all Carlos Gonzalez for them

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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Except in Petco, Carlos Gonzalez would

really be more like Cameron Maybin.

Maybin will be great defensively, but NL West pitching is going to really take advantage of that 30% K-rate.

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Dec 2, 2010 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

So was the one for Jose Guillen……..Wait, that’s not right.

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Dec 3, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Most importantly

Scott Hairston has been non-tendered.

Fuck that guy.

at the end of the day it's all about kicking the tires

by duke_diligence on Dec 2, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

Fuck all Hairstons.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Once again, I am toppled by the grougthink.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I know that part of the was 'chasm, but

They also lost Garland and that is going to hurt them as well.

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Dec 2, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends on how much stock you put in Luebke.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU CAN'T GET BETTER THAN WORLD FUCKING CHAMPION!!!

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by NuschlerFace on Dec 2, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d just be happy to get to the quarterfinals in the World Fucking Tournament.

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Dec 2, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Just watch out for the multiplier round.

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by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I would be happy with a participation ribbon.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, I don’t know. Only if they have age brackets

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by say hey nation on Dec 2, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

AGEISM!

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Dec 2, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

TNWWMS

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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Gives a new meaning to Round Robins

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

With Zito and Pat on the team…the Giants would get very far in that tournament

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU CAN ONLY WIN ONCE!!

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by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Universe Series Champions

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 2, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

This is not a free agent class to build with, sorry. It’s like all those people on MLBTR that are like, “They should just sign Jayson Werth!” It’s not that easy, kids. This FA class sucks hot nuts.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

it seems that the last few years, there are some quality stars available, but they’re headed towards the big market/big money teams who will give them years + $ and the Giants, partly b/c of their past FA contract blunders, won’t be in the bidding for those guys. After that, there’s a huge drop off in quality. Plus, even w/ these moves, the Giants are still increasing their payroll quite a bit just through raises to the guys they control.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 2, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants are obviously saving money to sign their pitching…Sanchez this year, Timmy contract is up after next year, Cain year after that, Bumgarner in a couple of years (is he a super-2?)

Also Posey…

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I love our rotation. So much. So much in fact that the other 4 make zeets alright.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Zito is a quality 5th starter who can throw 190 innings/year, which is quite valuable.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 2, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Considering the Giants won the NL by one game…a win is clearly worth at least 15 million…

Thus…Zito’s contract is clearly on par with his 1.3 WAR

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

didn’t mean it that way. He’s still grossly overpaid, but in terms of quality of that lineup spot (absent salary considerations), he’s good.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 2, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I know…/chasm’d

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 2, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice Math...Your newsletter, please let me subscribe

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Where is Dan Burkhart going to play ?

by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you have a blog?

by zuma420 on Dec 2, 2010 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

For example, Wellemeyer.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

IIRC

Wilson and Cain are up for FA at end of 2012 season.
Timmeh, Sanchy up for FA end of 2013 season.
Bumgarner, Posey up for FA end of 2015 season.

if im wrong, someone please correct me. im just going off what i think i remembered.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Timmy is up after 2011
Sanchez is arb eligible now

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

mmm, I meant FA, not arb eligible.

The Giants bought out 2 of Timmehs arb years last offseason, but after 2011, he still has another arb year left (unless he’s a Super 2, I just thought of)

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

In that case…BR has Timmy’s first FA year in 2014

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s gotta be wrong. he came into the majors in late 2007, and is a super 2.

2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012. Five years, Super 2. Should be a FA at the end of 2012 season. I think B-R is wrong there.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

His deal is up at the end of 2011, and will have two years of arbitration left. He will be a free agent after 2013.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

see below-

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a common misconception, but Super 2 status merely gets you an extra year of arbitration; it does not get you to free agency sooner. The team still gets six seasons of control.

by taliesin on Dec 2, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

so instead of 4 years of arb, you get 5 if you’re a Super 2? yet the team doesn’t lose any years of control.

makes sense. I totally thought Super 2s were only under control for 5 years

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Instead of 3 years of arb, you get 4 if you are Super 2.

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by DrStankus on Dec 2, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

oops. my bad. good catch.

i need some sleep.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, I've gotten 2 hours of sleep in the last 31 hours.

i read that wrong. nevermind.

his FIRST year of FA is 2014, meaning he is a FA at the end of the 2013 season.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

Sabes finally realized that the way to glory was to build a team to fit the ballpark.

Now, with a World Series trophy on the mantle, expect the Giants to spend whatever it takes to maintain / acquire top flight pitching. Even at the expense of merely above-average hitting.

I have no problem with this at all. /puts on sunglasses to reduce glare of trophy shimmering in sunlight.

by younghutch on Dec 2, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually thought his take was maybe a little too harsh. Of course everyone knows that the Giants would be better off if they weren’t saddled with the Rowand and Zito deals. Given that they ARE though, what more could the team have done this offseason? Like everyone else, I wish payroll would expand and we could go after a big name like Crawford. But that was always pretty far fetched.

I’m happy Huff is back. I’m happy Burrell is back on the cheap. I’m happy the Giants didn’t overpay to keep Uribe and got a draft pick out of it. I’m satisfied with Tejada on a one year deal as the fallback option.

Oh, and I’m happy the Giants won the 2010 WS. So really, why do they have to get better again? (kidding… of course I want them to get better and dominate for the next decade… at least.)

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by Smoke on the Water on Dec 2, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

if we didnt have Rowand and Zito eating the payroll, then we’d be signing big contracts and wouldn’t have the flexibility in 2012/2013 to sign Cain, Wilson, Timmeh, Sanchez and more

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Egads, I thought that said

if we didn’t have Rowand and Zito eating the eggroll

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Spit-take #2

someone with more free time than sense.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

i did… but i changed it before posting it

nom nom nom eggrolls

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

THEY NEED TO EAT THEIR DAMN EGGROLLS

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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Where is the option for

Hold on a second man, we don’t know who the Non-Roster Invitees are yet!!

by toofruss on Dec 2, 2010 1:38 PM PST reply actions  

Isn’t DeRosa/Rohlinger the same guy? I kinda think Burriss gets the last bench spot if Fontinot is non-tendered.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 1:40 PM PST reply actions  

DeRosa is much better than Rohlinger…

oWAR: 2.0 in 2009, 4.1 in 2008

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

asterisk

we still don’t know if he’ll be back to that level

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed…but I would take my chances with him over Rohlinger offensively

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this really even a question? DeRosa with a flappy tendon is probably better than Rohlinger at the plate.

by zuma420 on Dec 2, 2010 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

or any level.

That operation worries me greatly. I see a long life with Dragon software in his future.

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by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m actually somewhat encouraged. At least he reported that his surgery this time around felt a lot better than the first, presumably because the first one was botched.

Of course I don’t necessarily think that means he will definitely bounce back to his career levels, but I’m encouraged that the chances might be a little better than we think.

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by thebighead on Dec 2, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

What is “oWAR”? I can’t keep up.

by Evan on Dec 2, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

offensive WAR…defensive WAR/UZR is a crap shoot for me

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, that’s pretty useful. Though “replacement level” is still a murky and arbitrary convention.

by Evan on Dec 2, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, and it’s something that’s overlooked too many times. Replacement level is, intentionally, ridiculously low. The actual replacement is almost always better. I think good players who don’t get 650 PA’s a year (catchers and the Nick Johnson’s of the world, basically) are underrated because of it.

In fact, I’ll get this off my chest now: I think Joe Mauer might be the best player in baseball. Yes, better than Pujols.

by Cookyman on Dec 3, 2010 6:18 AM PST up reply actions  

DeRosa is a better outfielder and has more veteran grit, whereas Rohlinger is better defensively across the entire infield.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 2, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Rohlinger is better defensively

but can’t play the OF

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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Or what NSJB said

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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Ishikawa will be at Spring Training. Since he is a decent guy he will not leave banana peels on the floor near deRosa’s locker. But various events could keep Ishi a Giant at least until Brandon starts Belting them into the Cove.

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by foothillsfan on Dec 2, 2010 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

once Belt comes up, Ishi is expendable since we won’t need a late inning defensive replacement at 1b

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 2, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

In defense of my son

I would argue the only reason we really needed a late inning defensive replacement is because our starting 1B often became the late inning defensive replacement in LF.

With a Ross/Torres/Nate late-inning outfield, we don’t need Huff in LF. Huff’s defense at 1B should not worry any of us. Ishi is expendable.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Huff’s defense better in the outfield than at first. Just me?

by Evan on Dec 2, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd say LF and 1B are a wash

I’m actually a little nervous with him in our RF

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, RF is a tough job. I’d keep him in left whenever possible.

by Evan on Dec 2, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You and the Giants pitching staff.

by Natto on Dec 2, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Though after having Guillen there, Huff would seem like Ichiro.

by Natto on Dec 2, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd argue Ishi is expendable now

We don’t really need a back up 1B-and if we are in a position where we need one we can use Pablo, DeRosa, or even Posey

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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

I just hope they can get something for him and don’t let him go a la’ FLEW.

by zuma420 on Dec 2, 2010 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The interesting bet is whether Bochy says he likes Pablo as backup catcher.

Bochy, himself a #3 catcher in the majors likes competent backups. And spare backups. So the press will bring up this option but I doubt Bochy says anything good about it. I kinda like it too, especially since Posey is the only backup 1B.

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by foothillsfan on Dec 2, 2010 1:45 PM PST reply actions  

Isn’t Pablo the backup 1B?

Thing A

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by sam23 on Dec 2, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't believe we will ever hear or see Pablo being talked about or used a catcher anymore.

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by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

This

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Going to a different line…3’s a crowd

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I am sorry, but I have to screen everyone who gets in my line.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Pat Down or Backscatter X-Ray Machines ?

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Where is Dan Burkhart going to play ?

by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Both,

mandatory.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
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by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I trade the X-Ray for an extra pat down?

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

you know…they should just have A&F models do the pat downs…problems solved

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I like girls who get groped by Abercrombie and Fitch.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

IRLLOL

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

R.I.P. Rich Cronin. :(

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

:c

I’ll always enjoy three songs from their second album.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Confession

LFO was my guilty pleasure in high school.

by Natto on Dec 2, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw them live once.

I win.

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

AND CHRISTINA AGUILERA?!

by Natto on Dec 2, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

With SmashMouth. It was 1999, after all.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

This made me look up what the popular songs were then, and it’s amazing that: a) I recognize nearly every song in this list and b) this was over ten years ago.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billboard_Year-End_Hot_100_singles_of_1999

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by rightcenterfielder on Dec 2, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh God. It’s like I skipped over most of the aughts.

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Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Not gonna lie, I miss the 90’s

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I recognize 45 of those songs immediately. To use 2009 as a comparison, I recognize only 24 of the top 100.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

1999 was probably the last year I kept up with pop music. The following year, I went to college, where they had high speed Internet and Napster, so I no longer relied on the radio for music. As a result, my musical knowledge has for the most part remained stagnated in the ‘90s. I’m so out of touch now. LOL OLD

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by rightcenterfielder on Dec 2, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s partially true of myself as well. I haven’t gotten into new music in a while, and even then it’s sporadic.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

this.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

wow, a lot of horrible music on that list

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL 1999

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by CB30 on Dec 2, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The eve of the Willenium!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh noes it’s the Y2K bug D;

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

SHE WAS THE HEADLINER.

Also, on December 19, 1999 I was 22 YEARS OLD.

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I was fourteen.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m old. I know.

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL YOUNG

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2010 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Naw, the implication was that I was really young at the time. I can scarcely believe I was ever 14.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I brought it up only because what the hell was a 22 year old doing at a Christina Aguilera/LFO show?

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

My mom listens to Christina Aguilera, so I wouldn’t think it’s all that unusual.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, I feel better. :)

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, nice compliment!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t mean it in a pejorative way.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe this will make you feel better. On December 19,1999 I was 40 years old. Did that help ?

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2010 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

and did you party like it was 1999?

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

mrs oldjacket still listens to Christina Aguilera.

Of all the female pop-tarts, I’ve always liked her the best.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Dec 2, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, she’s got the pipes, it’s always been undeniable that she has a great instrument.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I think she’ll be singing for a very long time. Maybe not always in pop music, but she’ll find a place somewhere.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You're old?

How about rxmeister. He was 88 in 1999.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2010 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

What happened to that guy who posted here, the one who really was in his eighties? Right before the World Series? His last go-round?

someone with more free time than sense.

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Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds like I need to give this man a 198-High-5!

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t tease me like that.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

But I was born in 1985 and I wanted to have some kind of cool celebration I could do with other people like me. :(

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2010 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh! Oh, I totally misread that. I’m sorry. Sure, I’ll give you a high-five.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I probably should have spelled it out.

I have no idea what you thought I meant, though….

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I was playing along with what I thought was a double entendre.

I really am making a fool out of myself at this point.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, did no one ever tell you the 1985 celebration?

I’d do it here, but, you know, there are outsiders present.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Dec 2, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

You lousy kids

Stay off my lawn!

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Dec 2, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey,

Me too.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank God we’ll never get old like these other folks.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I already feel old

but you were right in that It’s so hard to believe I was ever 14. Seems like so long ago.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t it?

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

The road that you walk on is paved in gold? It’s always summer, you’ll never get cold?

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked Fastball.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Still do. Well, the two songs I know.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

My favorite was one that never EVER gets played: “You’re an Ocean.”

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

all those things

Silicon Valley was utterly awash in crazy money, SF too. People had jobs at places like kozmo.com and webvan. All of those silly songs remind me of things before Bush v. Gore and 9/11 and Iraq and Afghanistan and furloughs and deaths in the family and all that other stuff that happened between then and May 29, 2010.

/obviously LOLD

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

/sobs/ i too mourn for that lost world!

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Love that song

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I was 8

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

HAR! We’ve ruined your future! Enjoy it!

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I will!

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I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I was also 14

I’m surprised, I thought you were older for some reason.

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by Viliphied on Dec 2, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s my soul patch. It connotes age and wisdom.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I had just turned 15

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I was seven.

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by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Quiet you!

Are your finals over now? I haven’t been over there in a while so I have no idea.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

My finals start in two weeks.

After tomorrow’s day of class, we have a free week to “study”.

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by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck! What classes are you taking?

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

I’m going to start doing my final paper (5-6 pages) in my Ancient Greek Philosophy class on Saturday.

I have a final in Chem (whoo! I love Chem) and in Calc (I like math too) and one in Stat.

My other class was a seminar on the Odyssey which I thought was pretty cool but most of the other people in the class found it boring. We watched ‘O Brother, where art Thou?’ for the last two classes.

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by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

CHEM FTW!

What kind of chemistry is it?

by speckops on Dec 2, 2010 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a general course. So molecular orbital stuff, bonding theory, thermochemistry, equilibrium, and other things have been on the docket this year.

Quantum stuff was the coolest, but it will be the most difficult to review for the final.

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by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You do MO theory in a general course?! What level is this?

Quantum is good times. It’s really cool to see all the orbitals drop out of solving the Schrodinger equation.

by speckops on Dec 2, 2010 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno.

If you know the Cal course system, it’s called Chem 4A. I’m undeclared but all the chem engineers and college of chemistry chem majors are in the class.

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by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, it’s a freshman course, so only first-years in the class, but there’s also a Chem 1A that all the pre-meds and other people get slotted into that’s not as intense supposedly.

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by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Got it. I’m just surprised that MO theory is taught in a freshman class. Is the MO theory heavily group theory based?

by speckops on Dec 2, 2010 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I’m using the wrong word and making the class sound more complicated.

What exactly is group theory?

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by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

That probably answers my question.

Molecular orbital theory involves group theory, which is a series of transformations that can be expressed as mathematical operations. So if you imagine that you had an unmarked coin, you could flip it over and it would look the same; you could rotate it any amount and it would look the same. But now if you had a marked coin, you could distinguish it when you flipped it over.

My limited understanding of group theory is more or less that. And from that, you can do some very powerful things with constructing orbital diagrams.

by speckops on Dec 2, 2010 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

There we go.

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by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s good stuff. You’ll encounter it eventually, young padawan.

by speckops on Dec 2, 2010 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad you’re making good use of this time!

I don’t remember having that downtime but it’s a hell of a good idea.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I was 23.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Were you at that concert, also? ;)

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I was at the Kings game just prior …

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

So was I.

So, you see, you couldn’t possibly be old.

by kaliber on Dec 2, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

10!

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I was 21 years old. And the night before I had asked one of my co-worker’s pretty daughter to dance w/me at the company xmas party. Last first dance.

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Dec 3, 2010 6:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a friend who works at that radio station 107.9.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2010 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

My first concert was at Arco Arena.

Depeche Mode, December 1998. The Singles Tour.

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Dec 2, 2010 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

oh what, he died? i remember he had cancer, did it come back?

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, earlier this summer I think.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s sad. dude was young

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

35 :(

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget to wear your kilt.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

If he drops serious weight, but loses the 3B job to Derosa, I could see it

He still has quick hands and a cannon for an arm.

If Panda loses the starting job but can back up 3B/1B/C, he’s be insanely valuable.

I REALLY REALLY REALLY hate the drop of in offense we’ll get when Eli catches every 5th game

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Whiteside is absolutely no fun to watch. He needs to be gone.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand why Panda can’t be the backup C. He can do it, regardless of weight.

by zuma420 on Dec 2, 2010 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Or taken another way, he wasn’t as heavy when he used to catch semi-regularly. Exercise is good for a person.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 3, 2010 7:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok, actually this makes a fair amount of sense. I retract my previous statement. Goofus is right, I was wrong.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Posey ain’t gonna be taking that many games off…

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by stealth snail on Dec 2, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

And he's going to be Russel Martin in 2 years..

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Dec 2, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t believe I just read that…my eyes are bleeding…

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

This is what I fear most about Bochy's usage of catchers..

Remember Bengie was playing 140/year

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Dec 2, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Bullshit.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Look at the numbers

Catchers need days off; Bench, Mauer, whoever. 130 games is a lot for a catcher.

Posey could probably play some games at 1B, but he’s not going to catch more than 130 and that’s still going to leave the big drop off at C if Whiteside is back there

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

But how much are you willing to invest for those other 32 games and PH appearances?

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t disagree at all that you don’t want to overuse Posey. My question is, what kind of monetary investment (or prospects) are you willing to give up to have an improvement over Whiteside as your backup catcher? $400,000? $2 million? Would you want, say, Rod Barajas back there?

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd pay 2 mil for Rod Barajas to play 35-40 games.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Dec 2, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

And swing the bat a few times here and there…

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather him sit those 32 games (I want it to be closer to 40 actually), and see him being productive as a Giant into his 30’s.

Just sign a legit back up.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Dec 2, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too

with an occasional PH

I’m more concerned with what we do when he’s behind the dish

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Goofus is saying we should have Panda as backup C

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

He wouldn’t even need to lose the 3B job as far as I’m concerned. They have plenty of infielders to play 3B on the days Pablo was catching. What’s wrong with Pablo playing 100 games at 3B and 40 behind the plate?

by taliesin on Dec 2, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

The 40 where he’s behind the plate, that’s what’s wrong with it.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what’s right with it.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

The guy has played Catcher since he was a kid. I guarantee he hasn’t forgotten how to do it.

by zuma420 on Dec 2, 2010 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m definitely all for it.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Camp Panda adds a new course!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 3, 2010 7:04 AM PST up reply actions  

What I see with Posey

Is him catching 7 out of 10 days. And 1B 2/10. With 1 day off.

That puts him at about 145 days played, with about 113 at C (I think, unless I really screwed up my math)

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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

DeRosa at 3B?

Personally I have more faith that Panda splits the difference between ’09 and ’10 stats than Huff sniffs his ’10 output or Franchez plays more than 120 games. Also, DeRosa is done.

Uhh... what just happened?
Ask me about my... Machine.
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 2, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you're right

But I have no idea why they don’t want to let Pablo catch. Even if he’s not particularly good at it, if he hit only at his 2010 level he’d be one of the better catchers in baseball.

by taliesin on Dec 2, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Posey is a genius at calling a game.

Sandoval hits himself on the head with the bat.

you’re a pitcher, take your pick who you want catching? also, after Posey got F/T job, pitchers were throwing balls in the dirt because they knew he’d block them.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Blocking balls in the dirt is the aspect of his game that needs the most work.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

i hope that’s chasm because he’s been great at it, from what I’ve seen.

maybe 1 or 2 PBs, MAYBE

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You can never be too good at blocking balls.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Dec 2, 2010 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Past balls are the scorer’s decision… he has a habit of fielding low balls like a shortstop instead of sliding his ass over and using proper technique – he’s no Mike Matheny in that regard. He gets away with it most of the time because hes a very good athlete. I have definitely seen balls go through to the backstop that shouldn’t have.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The only one that really comes to mind is Cain in Game 2, WS. the ball was in the dirt but i thought he should have fielded it differently.

and yeah, you can never be too good. but he’s already one of the leagues best catchers, behind maybe McCann and Molina (the Cards one, not Bengie)

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

They should sign Bengie for more tutoring.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

i got so sick of his complaining. i never want to see him in a giants uni again

remember, he was an Angel in 2002

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with JD. He has some bad habits. Although on the other hand the Giants have some wild, hard throwing pitchers and sometimes you don’t have time to get down in front of the ball

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

he has made some sweet SS-type picks on WPs (and throws home), that’s for sure.

I liked the block on Rowands throw in the NLCS to nail Ruiz

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

most catchers just try to block that, shit, he makes a play on it

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop worrying so much about past balls and focus on the future!

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 3, 2010 12:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn Kenny Williams just gave Dunn a 4/56 deal.

Overplayed memes:
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by say hey nation on Dec 2, 2010 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

The White Sox are a strange team.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they will not be able to work out a long term Alexei Ramirez deal now...

Dreaming.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 2, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I always hate Kenny Williams’ moves (and it’s not like I’m alone in that), but they are always in contention.

by taliesin on Dec 2, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He should enjoy hitting in that park.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that this is a nominee for biggest understatement of the year

I’m torn about the White Sox. On the one hand, it’s fun to watch a lineup that’s basically equivalent to a home run derby squad hitting in a bandbox. And Ozzie Guillen is riveting. And I’m convinced he’s secretly a motivational genius.

On the other hand, A.J. Pierzynski.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Dec 2, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to hit that hand with my fist.

by zuma420 on Dec 2, 2010 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

meh

I thought he might get more

Thing A

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by sam23 on Dec 2, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems fair

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The moves this offseason feel pretty “uninspiring,” to use a mostly meaningless phrase, but when considering the seemingly limited options available and the strangeness of the unfamiliar high of victory, I think things went alright overall. The team wisely hasn’t given out any long-term deals yet, and they (may or may not have) resisted the temptation to give a guy like Urbie anything he wanted.

I think it’s unlikely the team as it is now sees similar success in 2011, but, as others have pointed out, things seems set up well to either adjust things mid-season or within a year or two.

by Seasick fish on Dec 2, 2010 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

I'm a little more optimistic...here's why

I think this team (with a few slight tweaks) should be favored to win the NL West.

As we’ve been saying for a couple years, “With our pitching, just imagine what we might be able to do if we could just make it to the post-season.”

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Also depending who can take the field in April this team is not the team that started 2010. Posey and Bumgarner, especially, and I have greedy hopes that the 10/21/2010 Bumgarner will be making many appearances in 2011.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree but

The Giants in the first half (with the crappy lineup) scored 4.39 runs per game. The “improved” 2nd half team scored 3.64 runs per game.

Of course, Cody Ross should have been playing instead of Guillen, but it’s still weird.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

/Molina watches fastball to backstop

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

/wild pitch

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

We pretty much hit the same in both halves (a 5 point differnce in OPS). I guess we had good luck/clutch in the 1st half and bad one in the second.

Still a bit surprising that we didn’t improve, though – Posey and Burrell both added a lot. I guess the rest of the team slowed down in the 2nd half.

by Cookyman on Dec 3, 2010 6:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree . . .

the Giants have shown restraint (Uribe) this off season when they needed to, and moved forward (Huff & Tejada) when it was wise. I hope they aren’t finished but I commend the moves.

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Dec 2, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Good point

It’s also worth noting the World Series-winning teams rarely make off-season moves that are either dramatic or numerous. You dance with what brung you, and fans want the same guys they saw in October on the field in April. For the most part.

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by Kitspool on Dec 2, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I admire this approach

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s where the majority of the championship money comes from- the year after in ticket sales.

who doesn’t want to shell out $50 for a couple tickets to see the same team that won it?

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Burrell is just glad he’s not on the Texas Rangers this time.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

the moves are “uninspiring” because nothing really needed to be done that was affordable. No, we didn’t really make the team better, yes there are always places to inprove, but think of it this way…

If we didnt have Rowand on the roster, we have $12 mil and probably get Crawford. But then when it comes time to reup the pitching and Posey, we don’t have the flexibility to keep the dominant pitching because we’ve already got $15mil in Crawford.

I like that they are avoiding contracts that won’t affect to re-signing of the pitchers, ie 1 year deals.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

mmmm tacos

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by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

very well said

Now please tell that to the people who are screaming at Sabes, “WHY DIDN’T YOU OUTBID THE DODGERS FOR URIBE!?” Seriously people, get over it.

by spacedout on Dec 2, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t want Uribe back for that price, i can tell ya that.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Rowand was on pace to hit .667 for the year.

I can’t remember if he actually did, but if I had to guess, I would say no.

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Dec 2, 2010 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

OH MY GOD WHY

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by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweet fancy moses.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Cody_ransom on Dec 2, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

what.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Dec 2, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, did you really believe it?

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough. I just knew it couldn’t be true because Grant was the one who posted it.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I still clicked on the link, though, cause I wanted to see what would happen. I’m very glad I did.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I use Twitter and stuff too!

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 2, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Baseball Boogie'd

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 2, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

So every dark-skinned member of the Dodgers looked like Tito Jackson?

also: is there really anything better than Ed Begley Jr. on a red carpet?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

twss?

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Dec 2, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

well done

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha. Ha.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

lol grant
scared me for a little there

by panda revival on Dec 2, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, now I’m freaking out

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Dec 2, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I am dying here. People at work think I am weird.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT IF I COME HERE FOR THE RICKROLLZ!

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Dec 2, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

What power?

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by Soulbrother16 on Dec 2, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

IF YOU ONLY KNEW

THE POWER
OF THE
DARKSIDE

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by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha ha ha

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Guillen effectively retired himself, didn’t he? Rather precipitous fall, that. From probable play offs starter to out of baseball in the space of two weeks.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Fixed
Guillen effectively retired himself, didn’t he? Rather precipitous fall, that. From probable play offs starter to out of baseball in the space of two weeks one UPS shipment

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop! Stop! Don't do that!

Guillen is a head case and a concrete glove. We don’t need him.

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Dec 2, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

WHY IS THIS

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 2, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

GRANT YOU BASTARD

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 2, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

what the FUCK?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

haha you bastard

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s for all the times you scooped him on Giants news

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You got me.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

/boogie’d

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 2, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

So the Burrell deal was to butter us up for that?

Dude is done. Was using HGH possibly as recent as last season? And you want to bring him back?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL ME

i usually check links too.

BLAST YOU, GRANT!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, that’s just mean.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I totally believed this.

That I did says a lot more about my feelings about the Giants FO (STILL!) than it does about my gullibility.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Always check the link first. dangit.

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 2, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

this almost gave me a heart attack

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Dec 2, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

wat

"I dont always hit home runs, but when I do, I prefer World Series winning home runs"

by CB30 on Dec 2, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

you asshole

"I dont always hit home runs, but when I do, I prefer World Series winning home runs"

by CB30 on Dec 2, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 2, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

This had better be a lie

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Where is Dan Burkhart going to play ?

by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Dang it Grant.

Now I’m trying to find that demotivational poster about the baseball boogie that I think you made.

Look at my website. Look at it. || I had some other text here but then the San Francisco Giants won the World Series

by GiantBrass on Dec 2, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone feel like just killing Grant for saying that?

If so, meet me behind the school at 4pm and we’ll hatch a plan.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You go too far, sir! You go too far! /bangs walking stick, takes off wig

GIVE ME A COUNTRY

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

aw HELL no

I swear to God, if Ross hits a cold streak and Bochy borks this lineup up by playing Guillen everyday…

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Dec 2, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You might want to check the link.

by Natto on Dec 2, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

upon further reflection

well played Grant

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Dec 2, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Also...

WHAT IF I CAME HERE FOR NEWS???

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Dec 2, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

then you would have looked like a fool telling all your friends the Giants resigned Guillen when they didnt… wait a minute… didnt that just happen?

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

indeed it did. And then I would get to express fake indignation at having been fooled. The gall of that blogger!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Dec 2, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

This would be good

The Giants quit Guillen

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2010 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

i wonder (while not investing my brain in the activity) what will happen to him.

he’s been caugh with PEDs a couple times now, right? isn’t it (and this is very ironic) 3 strikes and you’re banned from MLB?

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Goddamn dirty sumbitch

Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

by maysian on Dec 2, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

NO NO NOOOOOOO

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Dec 2, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

lol fell into the trap

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Dec 2, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

to click or not to click....that is the question

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

wow u got me..

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Dec 2, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, you got a lot of bites on that lure.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Dec 2, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

“Nice job, Grant. Don’t ever fuckin’ do it again.”

/LouBrown’d

by kaliber on Dec 2, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

What the hell

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Dec 2, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Disappointing

I expected to rickrolled.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh

Hooray for Youtube tooltip.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2010 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay guys, I know this is a bit vain but…

I wasted too much time on this to let it get chopped.

Seth Everett and Eric Karabell on baseball:

SE: Yankees. The Yankees were Yankerific Yankeeday. They Yankeed the Red Sox, by Yankity Yank runs. Go Yankees. Listen to my Yankee radio show. Yankees.

EK: Red Sox. My fantasy team is Red Sox. Let’s read some email

SE: You know what, before you get to that email, what about the Yankees? Derek Jeter. Yankees. ARod. Yankees. Listen to my Yankee Radio Show! I can’t believe we get so many complaints about talking about the Yankees and Red Sox. We do not have an East Coast Bias.

EK: In other baseball news, you’re not going to believe this Seth, but the Yankees didn’t win the World Series. It was the Phillies…wait that was last year…wait that was two years ago.

SE: Yankees. Listen to my crappy radio show.

EK: How did the Giants beat the Phillies? Giants fans I am sorry, your team is just not torture. Not when you win 92 games. Red Sox. Phillies. Andres Torres is not a good hitter. Giants play bad defense. Phillies. Lucky. Giants. Phillies. Go Phillies. I am not a homer.

SE: Erik, have I ever. Yankees. Mentioned that I used to work for the commissioners office and I know Bud Selig. How could the fans in San Francisco cheer that non-human Barry Bonds? How awkward was it when he came out of that dugout skipping? I know Bud Selig personally. Yankees. Jeter. Ken Griffey Jr. is my friend too. He is the greatest ever. He is. Yankees. Not Barry Bonds.

EK: Selig is my fantasy team’s manager. Did I mention I drink Cliff Lee’s nipple secretions for breakfast? Phillies. The Giants are lucky and have the worst offense in the history of baseball. Phillies.

SE: Yankees. Listen to my crappy radio show. Yankees. The only person worse than Barry Bonds is Ozzie Guillen. He needs to die. Guillen needs to die. Griffey has class. And he’s classy. Bonds’ head is enormous. Red Sox. Guillen needs to die.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 2, 2010 1:49 PM PST reply actions  

Actual Quote:

“Juan Uribe didn’t have a good year, he’s a career backup!”

I thought 3.2 WAR was good?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Dec 2, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

So true. I hate Karabell. I listened to that podcast every day the year the Phillies won it all.

He was unbearable then, I’m sure he’s not changed a bit.

I actually hate that man.

He said that he would rather have Haap than Lincecum. He thought Timmy was over rated.

I hate that man…

by inthesquat on Dec 2, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Why does everyone think that Runzler is good enough to be a starting pitcher??? I think he’s fine in the bullpen. I’d rather have Joe Martinez as our #5th starter or get Brad Penny.

I hope we get another super sub utility guy like Jerry Hairston Jr…He can play 2B/SS…Cuz you know what’s gonna happen with either guys who play at those mentioned positions.

NO to Jose Guillen pls!!!!! The Bonds era was over we don’t need HGH drama…

by fliprob on Dec 2, 2010 1:53 PM PST reply actions  

The record is not tainted. Period.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

1) Really Joe Martinez? Really?

2) We already have that guy…his name is Fontenot

3) You apparently didn’t click on the link

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sorry, but I still miss Joe :(

I mean, I’m not sorry to have Lopez and I wouldn’t take back the trade, but I miss him.

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I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

FoJM

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh God, I’m laughing so hard right now.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I like a six man starting staff. Maybe look into Brian Bannister or Runzler

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by iloveddickdietz on Dec 2, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

how about they go to a 4 man staff

didn’t the Braves do that with Glavine, Maddux, etc?

by repeat_in_2011 on Dec 2, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Bannister could join Goldfarb (I think that's his name, the SABR guy)

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeshaya Goldfarb, the Jewiest Jew to every Jew it up, and my personal baseball hero.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally can’t go wrong with a Jew named Yeshaya Goldfarb.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

We have two LH relievers ahread of Runzler

Affledt and Lopez

Rather than have him as a mom-up man in the back of the bullpen, seeing if he can stretch out and start makes a lot of sense to me. This would make him an emergncy call-up, not our 5th starter. He throws hard, has more than one pitch and gets guys out.

A good, hard-throwing lefty starter is worth his weight in gold. If he tears it up in Fresno, it gives them more options, like trading J Sanchez for a real shortstop after the season.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Mom up

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You just got Delonte West’s attention.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Dec 2, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

It has to be a chasm. Right? RIGHT?

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’ve read this guy’s posts before, you’d know that you’re safe.

by Natto on Dec 2, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

IT AINT CHASM, ITS STUPID!!

AND ILL JUST A HILLBILLY REDNECK MOONASHINEA MAKA

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Who's the dad-up?

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You dare suggest a Hairston to play for the Giants?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck no.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm pumped

Would the Cardinals be interested in Fontenot for Brendan Ryan?

by hammystyle on Dec 2, 2010 1:54 PM PST reply actions  

Brenden Ryan? Forreals?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

As the good-field backup SS what’s wrong there?

by hammystyle on Dec 2, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He sucks. Bad.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

As a starter, sure

As a backup SS he’d probably be well above average.

by hammystyle on Dec 2, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Defensively he’s pretty damn good, though. If Tejada becomes a real liability, he’d be more valuable at SS than Fontenot.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Adrianza.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

CRAWFORD

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Dec 2, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Niekro.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Wonder how that knuckleball is coming.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

If only he could learn the cutter from Rivera

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Ryan is pretty bad at the plate, but nowhere near as putrid as either of these two would be if they started in 2011.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

in 2009 he was only slightly below average offensively… so there’s that!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Dec 2, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

If we acquired a really strong defensive SS

We’d take our end of year strategy to the next level. Get ahead with starting pitching and the “boppers” then end games with the bullpen and run prevention defense crew. Almost like a bullpen for position players. Seems like a good way to maximize personnel and keep the whole roster engaged.

by hammystyle on Dec 2, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The downside of this strategy is that you wind up with a really thin bench when it comes time for a high leverage PH situation.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Jack Wilson without the 5 million dollar price tag, not the worst idea. I’d probably stick with Fontenot because of how fragile Freddy is and how little I trust DeRosa though.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Dec 2, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

that would be interesting…wonder what it would take to get Wilson and have the Mariners pay about half his salary…Freddie’s best friend in baseball…

by repeat_in_2011 on Dec 2, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d much rather have Ryan

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Dec 3, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Well if we got Ryan

I would guess Tejada would play 2B.

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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

There's a 'Shot for that

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/12/2/1851362/brenden-ryan-is-available

Though I started it about an hour ago and there are only three comments (one by me), so you might as well keep talking about it here. Carry on.

Uhh... what just happened?
Ask me about my... Machine.
/auto-anti-defenestrates?

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 2, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, well good idea

Do you think the Cards would take Font?

by hammystyle on Dec 2, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

With Uribe off the market, they are still looking for infield depth. Whether they would swap them straight up I don’t know, but they would probably at least listen.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be entertaining if they reunited the Cubs middle infield they probably hated just a short time ago. Sort of like if we got Pablo Sandoval insurance by trading for Casey Blake or Blake DeWitt or one of the other Los Angeles WASPy Blake-types.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Dec 2, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

The Riot burned his Chicago bridges a couple of days ago

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

didnt he say something to the tune of “im glad im on the right side of this rivalry” or something?

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes he did

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

look what the Cubs fans did to the Bartman.

I wouldn’t be pissing them off when I’ve got to stay in CHI 18 times next year.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

They need a 2B

We’d probably need to throw in a reliever or prospect.

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I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Barry Zito

5th starter at best.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 2, 2010 1:54 PM PST reply actions  

This does bring up and interesting question: Where does Zito end up in the rotation now? Will Sabes and Boch really make him the 5th starter? I’d like to see it but I’m not sure if it’ll actually happen.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d bet he starts out the season with Bumgarner as the 5th starter. Not that it makes a world of difference.

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Dec 2, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Bumgarnery will be 5th.
Out of Boch’s Oldschoolness

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

This is what I’m thinking. But I agree with ResDog, I don’t think it makes much difference.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, I know after the first couple of weeks it becomes a mess, but it sure matters in meaningful games. Realistically, I’d go with:
Tim
Madison
Cainer
Sanchy
Zeets

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s probably the way he should do it, b/c Bochy probably wouldn’t want to throw 3 lefties in a row, plus the last 3 guys are the most apt to have shorter stints and tax the pen a bit more. By spacing them out a bit, the pen gets a little more rest.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 2, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

and by “last 3 guys” I meant the 3 lefties, not Cain + Sanchez and Zito.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 2, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Cainer don’t do short stints.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

right. he’s more likely to throw a CG than anyone here….b/c he’s so damn awesome.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 2, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I’d rather keep the Bumman 5th, he’s still a young arm and as the 5th starter he’d likely get less innings… maybe… I wouldn’t want him to go all Mark Prior or something on us.

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Cain truly is all things awesome. And then some.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The fangirl in me wants Cain to pitch a regular season home opener at least once. 2011 will be his sixth full year and he’s the only one (excluding Bum) who hasn’t drawn an opener.

If Bochy goes R – L – R – L – Zito, Sanchy will start the home opener again.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Or sorry, if Bum is #2, then he’ll start the first home game.

LOL CAIN :(

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I sometimes wish he pitched in the 60’s, 300+ innings a year.
But then I would’ve missed it all.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I still can’t wrap my brain around pitchers throwing that many innings before.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It went down.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

In 1884

Old Hoss Radbourn went 59-12 for the Providence Grays, notching a 1.38 ERA with 678 IP.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Gamer.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Dec 2, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

How did Jamie Moyer do that year?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

He also has the best twitter account ever

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
Follow me: Twitter.com/gobroks

by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

what we want is the pitching spread throughout the rotation. Cain and Timmeh can’t pitch back-to-back, because you don’t want to play Houston and use Timmeh, Cain, Sanchez on Houston, then go to COL and use Bum and Zito…

Timmeh, Sanchez, Cain, Bumgarner, Zito

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

In your example, it’s irrelevant if Cain is #2 or #3. The Giants would throw Bumgarner, Zito and Lincecum vs. the Rox in both scenarios.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

my example isn’t great, you are right. but that doesn’t diminish the point, that given the quality of the rotation, we can afford to break up the top starters so every team will get hit with either Timmeh or Cain, then Sanchy or Bum. The 1-4 have to be broken up R-L-R-L to ensure almost no team gets a lower quality pitching lineup (save Zito once every 5th game)

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

That ship sailed when they left him off the post-season roster

I don’t think it really matters now if they start him 5th, since his ego got gut-punched already. (Not that it wasn’t the right call.)

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

True.

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Dec 2, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

But $126 million with $18 million option for 2014!
(Nice option)

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 2, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought he got up into the $20 MM/yr?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

what do you mean “ONLY”??

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he is still slotted between Timmy and Cain

That way if he blows up, the bullpen should theoretically be rested from Timmy before and could be rested by Cain after.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus I dont think you want him and Sanchez pitching back to back incase they both melt down on consecutive days.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Soild reasoning.

/SF Giants appoint Scout6 as Assistant Bullpen Coach

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Where is Dan Burkhart going to play ?

by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Knowing the old Bochy, he’ll be the 2nd starter (and pitching the home opener).

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

My feeling about this offseason so far is one of relief. I’m meh on Tejada and bullish on Burrell at that incredibly low price. Nothing’s really improved, but nothing’s gotten significantly worse—and I don’t think we should have bid up Uribe at three years. Good riddance.

The main reason I’m relieved is that we haven’t done any stupid long-term contracts to vets. One-year deals I can live with, especially at these prices. I honestly don’t think we were really serious contenders for Werth and Crawford. We can still roll the dice on a few of the questionable pieces out there, but I’m really pleased (UP TO THIS POINT) that we haven’t yet made an eye-rolling mistake.

by Duelling Brandos on Dec 2, 2010 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

apperently Beckett sports did a piece with Jeter photoshopped in every uniform..


I don’t know what to think about this.

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Dec 2, 2010 2:03 PM PST reply actions  

Wait a minute, didn’t that start here?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Who was in charge of burning all of these images?

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Dec 2, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Big Head?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks Shop'd

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 2, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

Picture of Derek Jeter in Giants uniform leaked on the web!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha

The fourth thing that comes up in a google search for Eli Whiteside is us freaking out when Bochy batted him fifth.

Adopted father of the prettiest player in the organization, Nestor Rojas.

by stealth snail on Dec 2, 2010 2:04 PM PST reply actions  

These are funny
I read the original fanshot/post about these now-infamous comments and realized one thing: Sabean and Bochy really are diametrically opposed to everything most fans here believe in.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 10, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
This is why I have been mulling my allegiance over. I’ve been considering giving it to the end of the current contracts. World Series or they are gone and I stay. No World Series and more Bochbean and Yankees here I come. Whether I do it, doubtful probably maybe who knows but I am pretty fucking sick of this management team.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 10, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Thou spoketh too soon, me thinks.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Dec 2, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

well, it worked out for positiveuphemism, huh!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, rooting for the Yankees would suck.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember when people were saying that Sabean and Co. only cared about making money and not winning a championship? Yeah.

by Natto on Dec 2, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The first time I believed that, even briefly, was the year they won it all. Causation!

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s probably the dumbest baseball related CT ever.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 2, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Huff and Burrell signings are perfect, even if Huff makes a little too much. Burrell is perfect since he would accept a limited role if Belt is ready.

I don’t like Tejada, but I can accept it.(he has the most homers other then Uribe for SS, and i think that"s all Sabean cares about.)

All I want now is Rowand to be traded or released. He’s not as bad of a player as he was last season, but I don’t think he’s the type who would thrive as a PH/Defensive replacement. I think it would be better for both the team and the player if they just part ways.

by NateEveryday on Dec 2, 2010 2:10 PM PST reply actions  

I see Howie reading this post now.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 2, 2010 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

Let the Howie stalking begin

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

PICS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Taking one and posting it to twitter right now!

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 2, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, he’s wearing a lot of Warriors gear today.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 2, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

What better time to wear all my Warriors gear than when… the players on the team… are doing so… well… at playing basketball?

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s printing out his zine!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Twitter is not working for me right now. OF COURSE.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

For those who don't have twitter.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 2, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

What is “Worst Possible Advertisement for Twitter”?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, Britney Spears has been quite prolific in her tweeting today.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I think she’s just trying to get as many birthday wishes as possible

(Note: I only know it’s her birthday because my twitter feed is littered with happy birthdays to her)

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Oops, you did it again

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

ABUSING PRINTER PRIVILEGES?!

by Natto on Dec 2, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The chick before me was printing things up for a solid ten minutes! I just wanted to get my 7 pages!

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL HOWIE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Awww.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

If he types “LOL” can you verify that he actually laughed out loud? I don’t think he really means it.

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Dec 2, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Will do.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 2, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That might be the thing I type the least often.

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2010 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, he just left.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 2, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

TAIL HIM!

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Dec 2, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s going to go pump some gas!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

He did that this morning. It’s intervention time.

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Dec 2, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately, I must leave for my next class right now. I am thinking about stalking him once again after class.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 2, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Feels good

to be quibbling about back up catchers and such rather than cleanup and leadoff hitters… actually, I andres torres scares me like the ghost of Marvin Benard.

also it feels good to be Champions of the World.

If you can't sign a hitter to play in China Basin, trade a pitcher for a hitter and then sign another pitcher... why is that such a difficult concept to grasp?

by MrUnderhill on Dec 2, 2010 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

If Torres stumbled

Ross would be a better leadoff hitter than anyone we had before Torres in a loooooong time

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Man

That was a horrible two weeks when Torres went down for surgery.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I really think Bumgarner has a huge season. After dominating in the playoffs, and World Series, he’s poised to go big.
15 wins
3.25 ERA
The rest are too hard to predict.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Huh, massive reply fail.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

wow.

that was rxmeister-esque

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

rec’d

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Man

That was a horrible two weeks when Torres went down for surgery Velez was a starter.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It screwed over my POKEMONZ.

by Natto on Dec 2, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

whats up with all the pokemonz? i tried to google it, and found nothing about a baseball fantasy pokemonz league

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Your name isn’t really Mr. Underhill is it?

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The San Francisco Giants will be returning eight out of nine everyday position players from a team that won the World Series. I’m OK with that.

Kruk: "and the Giants, the San Francisco Giants…"
Kuip: "They got one…"
Kruk: "World Champs."
- November 1, 2010

by j14 on Dec 2, 2010 2:21 PM PST reply actions  

err, uh, seven out of eight

Kruk: "and the Giants, the San Francisco Giants…"
Kuip: "They got one…"
Kruk: "World Champs."
- November 1, 2010

by j14 on Dec 2, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT ABOUT JOSE GUILLEN?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Dec 2, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

WERE YOU CALCULATING IN CANADIAN PLAYERS?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: I'm really excited about the community projections

for the pitching staff. It’s going to be interesting to see the lines for Lincecum and Bummy.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Dec 2, 2010 2:22 PM PST reply actions  

"Community" projection

Next week’s stop-motion animation Christmas special is gonna be awesome.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Dec 2, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t particularly like this show, but I hear my favorite PAUL F TOMPKINS is on tonight.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 2, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Keitchi Yabu!

Or however it’s spelled.
Man that 2008 opening lineup was pathetic. Maybe Sabes lucked out a bit, but what a fast turnaround. Kudos.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:23 PM PST reply actions  

Hey, don’t diss the triple play dude.

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

This

Yabu was an awesome long reliever. Plus he was like a billion years old.

by TBRMKane on Dec 2, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

YABUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

I loved that guy. I wish the Giants would have had him a few years ago, but still love that guy.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I’m not dissing. It’s just a funny name I haven’t seen since.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

My mantra in 2008 was, “Yabu for President!”

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yabu was the shit

He drove a minivan to the ballpark.

Adopted father of the prettiest player in the organization, Nestor Rojas.

by stealth snail on Dec 2, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

so he was the one Kanye was taking about in the Golddigger song…

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't the world series ring give you some special powers or something?

Like Green Lantern style? Or like RPG video game style?

Equip: World Series Ring
+5 Speed
+10 Batting
+2 Fielding

by djfivenine on Dec 2, 2010 2:27 PM PST reply actions  

+150 in intangibles

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Where is Ishikawa?

"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn

"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93

by angryjay93 on Dec 2, 2010 2:28 PM PST reply actions  

Why is Velez?

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

burris gotta go

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
Follow me: Twitter.com/gobroks

by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Sabean still need to improve the club wherever he can (except for cf, c, sp 1-4, 1b, closer and good relievers, i guess it’s better than i thought). Who knows what Derosa will be like now, if he is close to his previous happy tendon self. Still could use an everyday leftfielder, backup/starting shortstop, and figure out who the back of the pen relievers are. And then we still have to hope Huff from last year and not from 09 shows up, and that Sanchez stays healthy, who is Pablo Sandoval. etc… I want moarz runz

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 2, 2010 2:29 PM PST reply actions  

Oh Man...

First day I start my new FF job, and I miss out on the Burrell re-signing and babbling with all you about how utterly and completely awesome this is.

Go Giants!! We’re getting the gang back together for another run at it!

ps- 24 hours is a long shift.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 2:29 PM PST reply actions  

Oh shift.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot of calls? Cat stuck in a tree? Grow house fire?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

3 small house fires (1 result of space heater, 2 were from fireplaces)
guy with broken leg (fell down stairs)
and 2 car crashes- had to use the Jaws of Life to cut this woman out of her little Honda

I’m really liking my new job. The probie hazing sucks though, lol.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

and no we don’t respond to cats in trees, lol

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

At least you made it back in one piece. Yay for you.

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

And hey, at least they don’t make you carry meals to the table in a pink Tinkerbell backpack…. They don’t right?

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

no, its not like that. baseball rookie hazing is totally different- that’s all fun and games- there’s actually a lesson in these “pranks”

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

the fires were pretty minor, mostly smoke damage (which apparantly does $10,000 in damage to walls, carpet, furniture, etc)

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

/goes off to increase the renters insurance

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you have to pack the bullpen snacks? Icebucket over the head in the shower?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

the hazing is more about testing the new FFs

they put my air (mask) on while i was sleeping to make sure i wouldn’t wake up panicking (which is supposed to teach you if you’re in a fire and you get knocked out not to panic when you come to).

It’s more about testing your limits in ways the academy doesn’t teach you because it’s not exactly fair play

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

People can sleep through somebody messing with their head/face like that?

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

easily, when you get 1-2 hours of sleep at night. we’re on call all 24 hours of shift, yknow? im gonna go to sleep in a bit, im wiped out

that, and to put someones air on while they sleep only requires lifting their head 3" to strap on the back of the mask

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The cat wakes me up when she jumps up on the bed, I can’t imagine sleeping through somebody picking my head up!

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

some people are just really light sleepers

im pretty much out when I sleep.

and my sleep patterns are gonna be havoc for the next week until i find a routine. blah

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Another one-year contract…

Is this really the new Sabean?

The last Giant to get more than a two-year contract was Aaron Rowand. Here is a partial list of players that Sabes has signed in the meantime to contracts of two-years or less: Huff, Tejada, Timmy, Cain, DeRosa, Franchez, Renteria, Uribe, Molina, Randy Johnson, Aurillia, Affeldt, Brilson, and Dirty. Also all the arb-eligible guys that he has continued to go year-to-year with. We will see what he does with Torres and Ross, though I don’t see either of them getting more than two years, if that.

This could mean a few things. One, the Giants are not going after the really big-named free agents (though reports that they were willing to give Uribe three years are a little disturbing) who demand more than two years. Two, I think it is indicative of a philosophy to build around pitching (and now Buster) with veteran parts that can be had on short-term deals. The thing is, this has sort of always been the philosophy with the Giants. The difference now is that they have one of the best staffs in baseball (TWSS) and those veteran parts are actually complementing the staff now instead of being the heart of the team. Also, Sabean seems to be tempering his desire to give out long-term deals. In that line-up above, Roberts, Winn, and Molina all had three-year deals; Durham had been on a two-year extension.

I don’t want to give too much credit here. This could just be a case of there not being players available to sign for longer-term (once again, see: Uribe, Juan), but maybe the Giants have learned from Zito and Rowand that long-term deals are not worthwhile. They have shown no desire over this offseason or last to sign a big-name free agent to a long-term deal, and if this is the philosophy, I am happy to see it manifesting in this fashion.

Now can we just give Buster a 10-year extension?

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 2, 2010 2:32 PM PST reply actions  

i like the 1 years. if something doesn’t work, we’re not on the hook for long.

Give Buster a 7 year contract next offseason.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

This could all be Sabes obeying Neukom’s Law.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Dec 2, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants re-signed outfielder Pat Burrell to a one-year deal, according to Henry Schulman of the San Francisco Chronicle (via Twitter). The contract is worth $1MM plus incentives, tweets Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports, a concession on Burrell’s part for the chance to play close to home.

What a fucking G. I think this officially makes him one of my favorite Giants of all time. He is the anti-Uribe. Anyways, I’m not so confident we’ll take the division again. It’ll take a lot of things going our way again, among them being repeat seasons by Huff, Burrell, and Torres, a Panda redemption, Tejada not sucking too much, and maybe a breakout by Belt or Neal. I think we’ll definitely still be a winning team, but I don’t know if I see us making the playoffs again.

by boonitez on Dec 2, 2010 2:32 PM PST reply actions  

Wow

$1 million is a steal for a guy who hit 18 HR in basically half a season.

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by Kitspool on Dec 2, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

LOVE THIS

The Burrell being a G part, not the questioning our ability to repeat in the NL West.

by 24 Willie Mays Plaza on Dec 2, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

holy crap… $1 million

probably comes out to $4 with incentives though

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

If he gets those incentives, most of which probably won’t vest.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I <3 Pat.

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by Cody_ransom on Dec 2, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

do we know what the incentives are yet?

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Who cares? If he earns the incentives then he’d be worth $4 mil. If he doesn’t, we’re only losing 1. This is basically a no risk, high reward contract.

by boonitez on Dec 2, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

i love it too. i was just curious if we knew what the incentives are yet?

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Burrel being a lifelong Giants fan probably had a huge impact to such a cheap deal.

Not to mention winning the WS with his fave team.
Not to mention being teammates with his Miami Hurricane buddy Huff

by spacedout on Dec 2, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

i have no problem with Burrell getting $4-$6 mil if he earns it

something like .260 -25 hr 75 rbi in 550 AB’s would be great

should have signed Tejada to that kind of deal because i think its 50/50 he may be done and that $7 mil is mostly down a rathole…

by repeat_in_2011 on Dec 2, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

But...but....that's where the money lies!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, but easy for me to understand though :)

takes a while to learn all the wOBA, xFIP, etc and not sure i want to…

by repeat_in_2011 on Dec 2, 2010 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Boom!
$1M or $2M loaded with incentives to make it $5M or $6M would be my guess.

by deuce deuce on Dec 1, 2010 8:48 PM PST

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Dec 2, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

looks to me like youre guessing

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

BOCOCK CALLED UP BY PHILLIES

http://mlb.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=501814

"Why is no one hugging me right now?!"

-Sergio Romo

by DoubleDeuce22 on Dec 2, 2010 2:33 PM PST reply actions  

LOL

"Why is no one hugging me right now?!"

-Sergio Romo

by DoubleDeuce22 on Dec 2, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Get Brian Bocock gear at the Philadelphia Phillies shop >

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by CB30 on Dec 2, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes you have to call up your Bocock for some action

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 2, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like the NL East is going to face some stiff competition.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t know if I can get it up for another of these pun-fests.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I can

The thing that sucks about Bocock, is that Phillis get him up, but then come April they will just release him, and he will just shrink into the dark, never to show his head again.

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 2, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

winner

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by DoubleDeuce22 on Dec 2, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m all tuckered out now. Anybody have some baby wipes?

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 2, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

No Jazz Hands for you…

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Let's see if he can stay up

In the previous call ups, he hasn’t lasted long

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by Goofus on Dec 2, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Come again?

I didn’t hear this joke the first time.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

If you must know

I deleted it and re-posted it because I made my worst spelling pet peeve (they’re/their), but thanks for caring

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I must know, and I was trying to make a pun. Sharing is caring.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

and caring is… damn, i cant think of a rhyme

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Any truth to the rumor that Bocock sent the Phillies a case of Viagra along with a note which read, “The Bocock must stay up indefinitely.”?

by younghutch on Dec 2, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, his problem is that he always gets in there with so much vigor and wasted motion. He’s got to learn to slow it down some. It;s like he is thrust onto the scene and he doesn’t know how to control himself. It’s got to be steady, no flailing around. Nobody can keep up that kind of energy for long, or they will just explode.

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 2, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

hee hee “erect”

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

hehehe… wait, im not in 4th grade anymore?

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

;)

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It's hard to envision that happening

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve said that.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice to see a solid SS on the Phillies since their SS was so limp last season

by djfivenine on Dec 2, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants WON the World Series!!

So naturally when I went to answer the poll I saw the word THRILLED and immediately selected that.

In other news I just got an email from the Giants advertising a DVD retrospective that I ordered last week.

C’mon Giants, I’m obviously better than that. How about selling me that “Opening Day 10 Pack??”

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2010 2:34 PM PST reply actions  

Never Forget

2002 – Edgardo Alfonzo – 4yr/26M
2003 – None (traded for Pierzynsky instead)
2004 – Armando Benitez – 3yr/21M
2005 – Matt Morris – 3yr/27M
2006 – Barry Zito – 7yr/126M
2006 – Dave Roberts – 3yr/18M
2007 – Aaron Rowand – 5yr/60M
2008 – Edgar Renteria – 2yr/18M
2009 – Mark DeRosa – 2yr/12M

Sabes and big contracts are not friends.

by i love tacos on Dec 2, 2010 2:34 PM PST reply actions  

See my post above.

Has he changed?

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 2, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he came to the realization that he is almost impossibly bad at evaluating the top of the market…unlikely though.

by i love tacos on Dec 2, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Ownership

I think he might be under an edict by Neukom to not give out a big long term deal until the Rowand and Zito deals are done.

by DFARowand on Dec 2, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally agree. The funny thing is that by the time those deals are up, the current pitching staff will be taking up a huge chunk of the budget and they will still be unable to sign a top flight free agent. Better off putting lots of cash into the farm system I think.

by i love tacos on Dec 2, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

That and raise the goddamned payroll a bit.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it will come up if they make the playoffs for a few years in a row

by i love tacos on Dec 2, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

TWHS

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

yes raise the payroll - and what about the ballpark?

isn’t it paid off in 2017? that should free up another $20 mil or so…they should backload some of these deals in 2013 and 2014 because the window will likely close before 2017…

by repeat_in_2011 on Dec 2, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Geez, I would've hoped they'd refinanced that loan by now ...

with the low interest rates, they might be able to pay off that bad boy by 2014, or sooner. Maybe it’s already done!

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by drdata24 on Dec 2, 2010 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

they are notes that they owe themselves, or so i read

given the pitching we have under control and somewhat cheapish for the nest few years, they should be throwing those IOUs to themselves in a drawer for rainy, sucky years that will eventually come

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

As bad as the Zito contract is

the Roberts one was probably the biggest head scratcher upon being signed. A lot of those deals only seemed like slight overpayment when they were signed.

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by Cody_ransom on Dec 2, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going with Rowand followed by Benitez

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Benitez made sense at the time to me

they rolled the dice one last time in 2005 before the rebuild….signed Moises Alou, Vizquel, Matheny, etc and they needed a reliever and Benitez was best available…i don’t blame Sabean too much for that one…

by repeat_in_2011 on Dec 2, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Signing a reliever for 21 mil is always a stupid idea.

by boonitez on Dec 2, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

he had to settle for roberts after he missed out on GMJ and Juan Pierre right?

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

he had to settle for roberts after he missed out on GMJ and Juan Pierre right?

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You can say that again.

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 2, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like missing two landmines and then promptly walking off a cliff.

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by xanthan on Dec 2, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t believe they paid Armando Benitez $7 million a year to blow saves and drive the fanbase into apoplexy.

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by Kitspool on Dec 2, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

but Butterfly Effect

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

how much of that was because of barbieri constantly whining about Benitez?

by repeat_in_2011 on Dec 2, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

What Sabes needs to do

Entice FAs with garlic fry coupons

by spacedout on Dec 2, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Love it

Especially if we get our projected Derosa, even for 1 year.

I would be cool with Runzler trying to be a starter, resigning Ray and Martinez and having Fontenot as backup SS.

I liked the ’10 giants opening day lineup way better than the ’09 lineup ended, with Derosa and Huff being large upgrades. I loved the ’10 midseason Giants with Burrell and Posey being big upgrades again. And now I love how we have that same setup in tact for the price we should have paid.

Also, hope OPII works out better this year.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Dec 2, 2010 2:35 PM PST reply actions  

In before delorean

RE-SIGN! RE-SIGN! RE-SIGN!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

O/T

Peppermint Oreos: pretty good.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 2:37 PM PST reply actions  

/runs out to the store

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

get Jo-Jo’s from Trader Joes. They have real peppermint candy in them!

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 2, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously? When I finish these (in the next hour, I’m thinking), I will try the Jo-Jo’s.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, I have to say that I have never tried the Oreo one’s, so they might be the same. But my guess is they aren’t.

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 2, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

They don’t. It’s just red, peppermint flavored cream.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean...

They aren’t.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t like the bits of candy in my cookie.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Communist

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 2, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I ams what I am.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you remember when we talked about Steve Balboni here a while back?

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/25/1054864/the-giants-and-minor-league#21773259

I have found out since the World Series ended (it happened one month ago yesterday!) that Balboni has been a scout for the Giants for a while! I wonder if he still sports the ’stache. He should, of course.

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 2, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL
Mustache. Grow one.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah,

That was your sig for a long time.

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 2, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah it was.

Ha ha I should have read more of that thread. I remember plageraizing you now.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

SO YOU ADMIT IT!!!

To the Cove with you! You will be forced to feel Steve Balboni’s mustache on your face and then you will walk the plank into McCovey Cove where you will be forced to ride in a kayak with a very short net, missing out on Brandon Belt Splash Hits because I will be there on my solid gold yacht with my baseball-specific Flowbee always pilfering Splash Hits at the last moment. Enjoy.

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 2, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

/jumps out of the window

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, that’s a beautiful curse.

someone with more free time than sense.

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Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

If you are going to curse somebody, go big.

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 2, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

So do you just eat mud straight off your lawn or something? It seems like you and food don’t really get along.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Or am I confusing you with someone?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno. I don't consider myself too picky.

But I don’t like seafood/shellfish or cilantro.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like seafood/shell but love cilantro

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I love shellfish and seafood. I’m noncommittal on cilantro.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it's you.

It’s possible that you’re Satan.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait...

Are you making euphemisms while I’m not looking?

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 2, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

What about those shortbread cookies with bits of toffee in them?

by Natto on Dec 2, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know how to lose weight very effectively

but I can tell you how to gain it: eat those white-chocolate covered oreos. I think each one clogs an artery.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds pretty gross, especially since I just ate, like, 5 peppermint oreos.

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, they seemed very addicting to me once upon a time. I just stay away now.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve started doing that too. I might see something in the store that looks really nummy, but I’m at the point now of thinking “You really want to possibly add something else to the list of things you can’t calorically afford?” TJ’s pumpkin cheesecake is an example of this. I really wanted to try it, but what if it was really good? What then?!?!?!

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty bummed I discovered something new to nom on, and that I thought it was a good idea to stick in my cart, buy and leave in my pantry.

Also on that list: Boudin oatmeal cookies.

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s just so difficult to get as excited over say a new variety of tangerine…

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

No kidding. Makes me think of when I was little and whining that I was hungry, and my mom would always say, “you can have a piece of fruit.” I would always have a mini meltdown.

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You have obviously never tried a Murcott.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

there's two kinds of broccoli!

Broccoli AND broccoli rabe!

And don’t forget broccoflower!

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re all mustards. I remember when I learned this. LIke, half of all our standard leafy vegetables. Mustards.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

cruciferous!

And the cabbage worms eat every one of them I’ve ever tried to grow.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Eat the cabbage worms!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s happened from time to time, when there was enough chard or collards or whatever to actually harvest.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. All those white butterflies you see flitting about your garden looking all pastoral and lovely are adult cabbage worms.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

SF has got to be cabbage worm nirvana, I don’t know where the hell they all come from but it was crazy. Also, growing cabbage in SF is not exactly cost effective so I reconsidered this enterprise and decided to post rants about backup catchers instead.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had terrible luck with cabbage, but good results with chard and kale – when I lived in Pacifica kale volunteers ended up sprouting all over the yard

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2010 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I got chard to winter over once but never had much luck again. All that other stuff just got ravaged to skeletons. I have a couple 3 year old pepper plants that are still stumbling along but I think the house painters are not going to leave much of them.

I will say that potatoes do well, but we don’t eat that many spuds either so it’s kinda wasteful too.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

i grew cabbage one year in the garden, maybe 10 savoy i think they were called and damn they tasted so much better than that bland store cabbage it was unbelievable…i always hear Europeans say how bland our produce is…

by repeat_in_2011 on Dec 2, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

i could have sworn i saw one of those white butterflies last week and they shredded my chinese mustard plants about a month ago…apparently not even a mild freeze gets rid them…

what’s interesting is had some lettuce a few years ago that bolted and had some similar green worms on it and then noticed that wasps were buzzing around…on closer look the wasps would cut the worms in half and carry them off….

by repeat_in_2011 on Dec 2, 2010 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Oatmeal Raisin > other cookies

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t really like raisins in my food (I like them plain, oddly), so I’m normally not a fan, but these are SO ADDICTIVE.

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m that way… oh dear… with ummm how to word this? Almonds, pecans, filberts and cashews: raw is fine but don’t put them in the baked goods!

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I was like that when I was younger, but now I like… walnuts, pecans, etc. in everything.

Also, NUTS! There, I said it.

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Who’re you? Anthony McAuliffe?

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

/had to look Anthony McAuliffe up.

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I just went through a phase of reading WWI books. So the scene was fresh in my mind, though I had to look up how to spell his name.

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

WW2.

someone with more free time than sense.

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Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Battle of the Bulge…

by repeat_in_2011 on Dec 2, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

no more bocock puns plz

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

WE’VE GOT PENETRATION!

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

TRY AN INFANTRY THRUST IN THAT GAP!

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

d’oh! missing a I I am…

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Wrong...

Peanut Butter cookies no. 1…followed closely by White chocolate/macademia nuts

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Macademia nuts are good but overrated IMO.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

My motivation is P90x.

My only thought upon gazing at a morsel of junk food is exactly who could I get to clean up the vomit later in the evening when it’s exercise time.

by younghutch on Dec 2, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, by the way

DeRosa is done. If he comes back, I will eat PantsMan’s pants. Does that guys still post here?

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 2, 2010 2:37 PM PST reply actions  

Careful
i’d trade my left nut he won’t see free agency if he’s with tampa at the end of the year

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YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 2, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

he goes by Pantlones now and still shows up every once in awhile

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks.

Did he move to France or something?

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 2, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

he mentioned that when he tried to sign up after the SBN switch PantsMan was already taken by someone. I don’t know why he doesn’t participate much anymore though. Must have a life now or something.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Jewelry sucks.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It could only be JARED!

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that is the worst name for a Jewelry store EVER.

All I think is enormous fat guys in Indiana sweatshirts and 6 inch subs without mayo and cheese.

It can only be Jared!

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 2, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate the, “Guess what? He went to Jared!” commercials. Like anyone would know what the fuck that meant. “Wait, your boyfriend started seeing a guy named Jared?”

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

They bother me less that Kay’s advertising. “Your lady won’t love you unless you buy diamonds! Diamonds are the only way to make a special memory with the people you love! We’re lulling you with sentimental garbage! Spend! Spend!”

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Shane Company. Now you have a friend in the diamond business.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Tom Shane

At least he makes me feel like he’s getting me a unique product at a competitive price, with his trips to Antwerp and all.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 2, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah…cuz all of the other jewelers go to Budapest

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Is anyone else wife like mine?

She’d be hella pissed if you brought her home a $1000 gift of any kind as a surprise?

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 2, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not married, but my response would be, “you couldn’t have bought a new washer and dryer?”

That being said, I bought myself a pair of diamond earrings last year, and I wear them every day.

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I want a wife. Somebody to do the laundry and cleaning…

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I would totally not mind being the bread winner if I had a husband at home that was doing laundry and scrubbing the bathtub.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

battubs are easy…its freaking toilet that’s annoying…stupid lime streaks

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather clean the toilet. It’s way less time consuming.

Is this the most boring conversation ever?

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Mr. Merope does do most of the laundry. I have bad laundry luck. Usually the machines are all either broken, in use, or hungry for quarters when I try to do the laundry.

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

When I moved to Folsom, I got an apartment with a washer/dryer in the unit. It has changed my life.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

When we move in May that’s tops on the Mr’s list of requirements, that and DirecTV satellite accessibility!

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I love not hoarding quarters, and not having to carry laundry down to the laundry room only to find I have to bring dirty laundry back into my house because all the washers are in use. Yuck.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Or to find that bank of washing machines that have finished their cycle only to be abandoned by their users….

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just concerned about the electricity and water bills. Or are the new green machines really stingy that way? I’d love to not have to go to the laundromat.

someone with more free time than sense.

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Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The dryer is what will kill you; if you’re willing to live with a clothesline or to make all your neighbors mad the washer is not really a big deal. At least in SF, where Hetch Hetchy washes our clothes.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn you’re right. Don’t even know where to vent it. Although I suspect the lesbian hotties belowstairs have a dryer.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

As is the case with most lesbian hotties.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

All sheets should dry on a clothesline. The mrs finally drilled that into my brain.

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Dec 3, 2010 6:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I pay about $50/month in electricity and gas bills. Not a problem.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Dibs!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Dec 2, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Just think about how the south felt after slavery was abolished.
“Fuck, I gotta do that shit now!?”

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I surprised my wife with season tickets in 1987. She was happy (allthough—they’re ~10x more expensive now days).

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

My wife is way to practical.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 2, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Mine too.

Her reaction to buying season tickets would be:
“So we have tickets to every home game?”
“How much did that cost?”

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

If I had a spouse that bought me season tickets, I would be extremely happy.

If I had a spouse with enough disposable income to afford season tickets, I would be even happier.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

If I had a spouse with enough disposable income to afford season tickets, I would be even happier.

I would like one of these, also.

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to buy season tickets for next year, but I can’t make like 20 of the 81 games because i work 24 hour shifts.

I could probably just move them on stubhub, huh?

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I betcha there’s people here who would take those off your hands.

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a season-ticket sharing matchup service on the Giants’ website, Goofus or someone must have used it before or know something about it.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

My partners and I were already friends

But, yes I do believe they have such a service for people looking for ticket partners

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

i dont think a partner thing would work for me

my schedule changes if i have to cover someones shift then that that would throw off the dates i preselected.

if i just buy the season tickets myself, i can sell the ones i dont use on stubhub so long as its like 3-5 days notice right?

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

cool… im gonna look into that tonite, i assume the info is on the SF Giants site.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Depending on which games you can’t go to, you might actually make a few bucks on StubHub. Downside is you might loose a few. Realistically, you’ll probably break even.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

that would be sweet to break even on tickets i cant use. i thought the upside to stubhub was that you cant sell tickets for more than face value?

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure you can.

I think the trick will be midweek night games. But in any case you might do OK and I seem to remember someone paying for their season tickets by selling some postseason tickets.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

ahh… good deal. i had been under the impression that StubHub monitored the price of ticket sales so as not to become a “scalper” type site.

Probably just a safer form of craigslist then. I always get my tix from my dad or uncle, who between them have a full season worth of tix

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

No, quite the opposite the incentive for scalping is to buy early now and let the dynamic pricing crank the price up, up, up for you to use to set your Stubhub price.

My brother in law uses cl all the time but I prefer the boring official way. I have no idea what Stubhub charges you for the safety they provide.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

ahh… ive never used StubHub so i figured it was a “face value” type site. good to know. StubHub is probably alot safer than CG is, that’s for sure

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

No, you absolutely can. VR tix for opening day were going for 100’s a month ago.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

taking advantage of folks who don’t know that Opening Day goes on sale Feb. 5th.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

A bird in the hand…

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

…saves nine.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

i was trying to think what the rest of that was but didnt feel like googling it to make myself look smarter

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Is a bird in the hand really worth two in the bush?

/allstate commercial

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that ad.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Is a snowball fight with pitching great Randy Johnson a bad idea?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, I love Randy in that commercial. He’s actually pretty good at deadpan, now that I think of it.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

lolz I loved him in the MLB 2k8 commercial with Timmy. That was classic

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Riiiiight?? Before that I had no idea he could be funny.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It may have been because we were always scared he would wind up beaning us with one of his patented 102 mph fastballs

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Geico not allstate

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

lolz right, Allstate is the one with the guy with the deep comforting voice….and mayhem?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Allstate was with Dennis Haysbert.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2010 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I surprised her with a Grate Dane puppy one christmas as well. He was Mo (Serious Mojo Coltrane).

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Well…that’s basically the entire selling point for diamonds…I mean seriously…they’re just shining rocks (unless you need to cut something really really hard)

BTW: Mall jewelers…always fails…always…

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Just Carbon, that kids kill each other for. It’s a perfectly sane business.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 2, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

BLOOD DIAMONDS!!

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Technically, they’re minerals, but that’s minutiae.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Posey alone makes it better

but the upgrade from molina to posey is offset by the downgrade from Uribe to Tejada. Tejada is this year’s molina

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Dec 2, 2010 2:53 PM PST reply actions  

Haz a sad.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 2, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes Uribe is better then Tejada

but not by THAT much

Posey is a much better player then Molina, and I believe that Tejada is a better player then Molina

We didn’t downgrade by that much, i think a full season of bummy and posey will do us good

by panda revival on Dec 2, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

At first I was all…

Yes Uribe is better then Tejada

but not by THAT much

Posey is a much better player then Molina, and I believe that Tejada is a better player then Molina

Then I was like, “Man the downside on Tejada could be THAT low”

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 2, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

he could explode, but so could Uribe, its difficult to see anything at this point.

by panda revival on Dec 2, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

what does Tejada being better than Molina have to do with anything?

by repeat_in_2011 on Dec 2, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Differences

The difference between Molina and Posey is HUGE. The difference between Uribe and Tejada is not that much. We just fell in love with Jazzy Uribe over the past two years. Offset? In a one-year fantasy league, you would be so wrong not to deal Posey and Tejada for Uribe and Molina.

by D-T on Dec 2, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The upgrade from Molina to Posey is to the tune of something like .70/.70/.190.

The downgrade from Uribe to Tejada is in the somewhere around -.10/.10/.60.

I won’t touch defensive stats, ‘cause that’s a whole different can of worms.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Who really wants to touch a can of worms…

by calbearjd on Dec 2, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

If they are made from Brach's I do.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

defensive difference

is on the order of 6-8 runs/year

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 2, 2010 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

and

they’re projected to be pretty much identical offensively next year (and Tejada has a better track record, I wouldn’t be surprised at all to see Tejada outperform Uribe offensively)

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 2, 2010 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Burrell's Deal!

His deal is so darn cheap, that they could afford to add another outfielder and use Burrell in a back-up/platoon role… There should be some more options after tonights non-tender deadline, but a few names I was checking out on the FA list that could come cheaply and possibly help Burrell out. Brad Hawpe is one guy who may be worth a look see (coming off worst year of career. Just check his stats before 2010, and they aren’t Coors field inflated either (same number HR’s at home as on the road w/Rockies). I don’t think he’s washed up just yet at 31… Could be Cody Ross 2.0 if the price is right…

http://giantsbaseballblog.blogspot.com/

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by trecole696 on Dec 2, 2010 2:55 PM PST reply actions  

we have too may OF already

by i love tacos on Dec 2, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm planning on having beef stew for dinner tonight.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Left over chili.

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I supposed to rad your blog now?

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Dec 2, 2010 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I've got to be honest, I really don't like our roster

But that just makes me wonder how the hell we won the World Series. WITH THAT? Goodness.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Dec 2, 2010 3:04 PM PST reply actions  

voodoo

Uhh... what just happened?
Ask me about my... Machine.
/auto-anti-defenestrates?

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 2, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Child?

Uhh... what just happened?
Ask me about my... Machine.
/auto-anti-defenestrates?

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 2, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The lineup really wasn't that bad.

Buster, Huffer, Torres, Pat (even though he kind of sucked in the WS), that’s not bad. Sure it’s not your typical WS lineup, but we had the best rotation in baseball.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 2, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a lot better than the halcyon days of Michael Tucker and Deivi Cruz and Joe Castle and all those other names I can’t be bothered to remember were on which team any more.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

hence, San Francisco Misfits

or what Matt Latos said… a bunch of mercenaries shoved into one team. Whatever, we won the title.

by spacedout on Dec 2, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Baseball Offseason Over!

Drinkin’ Offseason BEGUN!

Brian Sabean: Sing His Praises To The Heavens!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game that seems to have resurrected itself in my absence...

by zenbitz on Dec 2, 2010 3:07 PM PST reply actions  

BGunn Drinkin’ Offseason!

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

DON'T CLICK IT

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

This is like when someone says, “Oh God, this is the grossest thing I’ve ever tasted. Try some!”

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

oh god.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Dec 2, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel more unclean for leaving a cookie there than the youTube Grant posted.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather watch Baseball Boogie.

by Natto on Dec 2, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Ned is very handsy.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Dec 2, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Why.

Why would you do that.

by waelwulf on Dec 2, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m crying now. :’(((

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, really it's an awesome highlight reel of Dodgers suckage.

That doesn’t mean it didn’t make me literally sick to my stomach to see it.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 2, 2010 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

My God...

I’m in a biostatistics class and the professor is using baseball statistics as an example of evidence-based medicine.

Specifically, she’s citing Cody Ross’ NLCS stats.

Did I just die and go to baseball/med school heaven?

by Big Americans on Dec 2, 2010 3:25 PM PST reply actions  

actually, yes

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

biostats?

What do you learn in there?

by Murray, Present on Dec 2, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe so.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS GUY
mlbtraderumors MLB Trade Rumors

Astros non-tender Sammy Gervacio, say they’ll attempt to re-sign him at some point

Swoop Sabes. He’s so fucking funny.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 3:27 PM PST reply actions  

I remember him from opening day

Guy looked fricking ridiculous.

Imagine how much fun we’d have with this guy and photoshop…

by Big Americans on Dec 2, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Considering I wasn’t at all pleased with the 2010 team, I’m just fine with this year’s lineup. Because I still apparently don’t really know what it takes to win the World Series.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Dec 2, 2010 3:35 PM PST reply actions  

I'm as optimistic about this team as I was about last year's team.

Which wasn’t really optimistic, and we all know how that turned out.

by BeatLA55 on Dec 2, 2010 3:39 PM PST reply actions  

Gobroks sent this out on twitter

But it amused me:

Adam Dunn: 2010 wRC+ 139 — four years, $56M.
Jack Cust: 2010 wRC+ 138 — nontendered. (according to Susan Sussler on the twitter)

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 3:40 PM PST reply actions  

So maybe my news isn’t breaking?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not surprised that the numbers are that close as much as I’m surprised that Jack Cust’s numbers were that high.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Cust hit like 16 HRs, Dunn hit probably 35…

how are they evenly ranked in offense?

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

i would have thought the ISO power difference alone would be enough to keep Dunn way over Cust in overall offense production. Then again, I don’t really know what wRC+ is. Sounds like a cherry-picked stat.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It's actually the LEAST cherry picked stat

Because it uses every single outcome from every at-bat.

It’s the same as wOBA, except it’s adjusted for park and league.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, adjusting for park and league. That explains it.

It wouldn’t make me believe that if you put Jack Cust in Citizen’s Bank Park he wouldn’t suck. But then I looked at his line from 2010. Serious comeback year… but a .387 BABIP will do that.

I think that him being non-tendered is more symptomatic of the A’s problems than his particular shortcomings. Dunn is still a much more valuable player, though… and doubly so now that he’s not expected to play defense.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

but wouldn’t that outcome of each AB, esp run scored, depend on teammates driving you in?

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it’s only the outcomes that result from your plate appearances.

Here, check out the links under “Offense”.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, wow. Jeff Sullivan does WORK!!

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I can never disagree with that statement :)

But it’s actually one of their commenters writing up a fanpost. Just a normal guy like you or me. Crazy, huh?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

their blog gets more done than the team does.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes indeed. They’ve got to be my favorite AL team that isn’t the Twins just because of that.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

so it’s saying the wRC+ is total runs created based off of wOBP.

so whether those runs are created by teammates driving them in is not the question, but more how many of their PAs develop into positive outcomes. got it.

i thought it was more dependent on outlying factors, and was gonna say this is just like an inverted RBI stat

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh, nah

Basically, the way you want to think about it is this:

Everything that a baseball player does at the plate makes it either more or less likely that his team will score a run.

Therefore, every outcome of an at-bat is “worth” some fraction of a run.

A walk is worth a certain amount. A single is worth more than that. A double, more than that. And so on. Making outs is worth negative run value.

All wOBA does is quantify how much each of those events is “worth”, and then figures out how many “runs” the player created relative to his number of at-bats.

wRC+ then takes THAT number, and, through ways I don’t fully understand but I do trust, adjusts it for ballpark and league.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

ohhhhhhh. i get it now.

it’s wOBA park and league adjusted. now, is there a formula so we could find out what Tejadas wRC+ would be in SF given his 2010 data? or is it like since he doesn’t have any SF data (other than visiting team SSS), we can’t park adjust his 2010 #s for the Giants. See what I’m saying? I’m really tired, so if it doesnt make sense let me know, lol. thanks

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the point is that Tejada’s wRC+ would have been the same with the Giants at Mays Field.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually it was Jason Wojciechowski. I just RT’d it

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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Cust will get re-signed by the A’s.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Again.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Rosterbation fantasy gone the way of the tissue.

Adam Dunn is gonna be a White Sox.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 3:40 PM PST reply actions  

Rats.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

The non-tendered Bobby Jenks’ uniform pants will not be thrown away!

by Every6thDay on Dec 2, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

good. he’s out of our league.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa. I just flashed back to every school dance I avoided.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

lol. i meant out of the NL, but that works too.

i went to the HS dances, but then again, being a sports player (baseball) in HS apparently makes you cool.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Basketball

So…. LeBron and stuff?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 3:43 PM PST reply actions  

What time is it on?

by BeatLA55 on Dec 2, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

5:00. I’ll watch it. First compelling basketball game of the year.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

meh…

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Worth it for the Cleveland angst, I think.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Will prepare me for Uribe’s first visit here in April.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Dec 2, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, I'm not that bothered by Uribe

It’s not like he was the linchpin of our offense. More often than not, he was hacking his way into strikeouts. He had a flair for the clutch moments. But if he wants to leave a championship team to play for that trash down south, fine with me. More money for us.

by Murray, Present on Dec 2, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is to say...

If Posey or Lincecum left for the Red Sox or Yankees (and had an ESPN special where they pretended to agonize over the Decision), and then proceeded to act like assholes for the rest of their career, that would be the equivalent of Lebron for me.

by Murray, Present on Dec 2, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh I'm not bothered by Uribe either ...

especially since we don’t really know the timing of the so-called competing offers – and if the LA offer was a “take it or leave it” threat forcing his hand.

I’m just saying that observing the Lebron drama might make me better prepared for Uribe’s reception here in his first game playing for the enemy.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Dec 2, 2010 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

MOAR LYK LETRAITOR RIGHT?!!11

by Natto on Dec 2, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, is that going on tonight? Hadn’t seen anything about it.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Dec 2, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Silly Raiders...
Raiders sign backup QB J.T. O’Sullivan

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 3:49 PM PST reply actions  

/wince

J.T. O’Turnover…I still have no idea if he’s worse than Jamarcus Russel or not…

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Jim Druckenmiller must not be available?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Jesuit HS

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

via MLBTR:
The Diamondbacks are discussing possible Mark Reynolds trades with three teams, according to Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports (Twitter links). The Orioles, Padres and Blue Jays are interested in the third baseman, though he can block trades to Toronto. The extent of the Padres’ interest is unclear, according to Rosenthal.

/Stops crying about Dunn, dreams of Reynolds. Then, remembers Tejada quagmire.

by Every6thDay on Dec 2, 2010 3:53 PM PST reply actions  

It wouldn’t take much for him. His batting average was .198 and he had 211 K’s.

I think that might be the first time in the history of the game that has happened.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Dec 2, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

what, more K’s than his AVG? they said something about it in the final AZ series of the year, dont remember what. I think it had happened before, but not as many K’s and a lower AVG

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

He also set the all time record for most HRs hit with an average below 200.

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by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, first time that it’s happened. GiantPain is also correct.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

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by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

His nickname was (is?) Special K

Because when ever he comes up to bat, it’s either special or a K

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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

/giggles at thought of Reynolds fly balls falling short of warning track at Petco Park.

by younghutch on Dec 2, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

dude has some of the most raw power in the game.

when he connects, the ball goes 450ft

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

when he connects, the ball goes 450ft

Huff always loved that about Pat

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by jctGamer on Dec 2, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, the things you do for love. $1mil contract? sure, for Aubrey.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m serious — it just writes itself.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

it sure does. speaking of which, where can i find the whole Home Runs and Western Suns writing?

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

At my writing journal, along with other short pieces I’ve written. HRaWS isn’t done yet. We’ve got two chapters I need to finish.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

GET ON IT!!

I’ll read up on it tonite. im trying to stay awake until 10pm so i can get my sleep back on track. so it better keep me awake!!

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

If it doesn’t, maybe some of the one-off Bumgarner/Posey pieces will keep you up.

I’m in such a habit of converting to Pacific Tim by subtracting two hours. So it’s…6:53 there? It’s nearly ten already here.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Or “Pacific Time,” as the case may be.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit, I really wanted to know who Pacific Tim was.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s one pretty obvious candidate who calls San Francisco home, but hails from Seattle. That’s about as Pacific as a Tim can get in the contiguous United States.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, but then why are you converting him?? And what are you converting him into??

I WANT ANSWERS

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Eastern Tim. He’ll play for the Tennessee Smokies, so I can watch him without having to travel all that way to California.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU BASTARD

YOU LEAVE PACIFIC TIM ALONE!! HE’S DOING JUST FINE WHERE HIS IS. JUST FINE!!

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was an old boyfriend.

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by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2010 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s a joke about Timmeh being half Filipino, ie, heritage from the Pacific Rim joke in there but I can’t find it

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Aww. /pats/ You’re special.

someone with more free time than sense.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

i gave it everything i had.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

everything i had left.

/cries softly

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, my gosh. /makes you a nice hot cocoa

See this shoulder? You cry as much as you want.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

im actually crying because the Eagles are winning and I hate Mike Vick so, so much

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh. Um…I can still be a good listener, but I’m not sure how much I can help with that.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

im not gonna get into it, we did that last week and it caused a ruckus.

the cocoa was great!! the marshmellows on top really made my day!!

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike Vick is one of my pokemonz

30 points baby yee!

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by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

what is this pokemonzz thing? i tried to google it, and it came up with nothing about baseball or football fantasy leagues

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what it is.

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by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

wierd. all in seeing now (after intensive googling) is this:

Pokemon Baseball is a baseball simulation game that I created by using the Pocket Monsters trading card game cards, and two dice (normal 6 sided dice). The baseball skills, power, and speed of the players (monsters) are based on the various numbers (level, HP, AP, etc..) on the Pokemon cards. As far as I can tell, the Japanese Pokemon cards and the English Pokemon cards have identical numbers, so either or both (mixing) cards can be used.

so it’s cards and die, or broken down into leagues?

is there a MCC league for 2011? i’ve never played a fantasy sport before

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a euphemism for fantasy baseball.

There will definitely be at least 3 leagues for MCC next year; there were 3 last year and MCC has been growing like crazy since you-know-what.

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by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

at least you’re only converting two hours. I have to convert 12 hours every 3rd day now. no sleep at a FD

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know if it would help you, but World Time Zone is friggin’ amazing. This has been one of my favorite websites since high school.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

ill check it out, thanks.

im so tired, but if i go to sleep now, ill be up at 3am wide awake. im not someone who can “catch up” on sleep. if i dont get sleep, i cant make it up, yknow what i mean?

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, I know what you mean. My sleep schedule was all screwed up when I was working an early-morning shift.

Plus, it may hearten you to know it’s not just you — sleep doesn’t work in a cumulative manner. That is, you can’t “make up” the amount you missed.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

i figured the whole “make up the sleep i missed” thing was something people made up to justify laziness, lol

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know about laziness

but it helps me justify sleeping in till 1PM after a night of drinking.

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by Viliphied on Dec 2, 2010 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that he is the most powerful hitter in the game. I don’t know about 2010, but in 2009 his average home run distance was the furthest of any player. I know it was over 400 feet, but it might have been a good deal more than that.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

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by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, how fucking awesome is Pat Burrell?

What a G. Deals like this are basically unheard of in modern day sports, and it is exactly what he wanted. He is the fucking definition of a team player. What a boss.

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It’s kind of thing that makes the Grinch’s heart grow three sizes.
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by waelwulf on Dec 2, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmmm, now I’m hungry for chicken tenders.

by Murray, Present on Dec 2, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

lolz I had those for lunch nom nom nom

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

This is the cover for Freak Season? Makes it look like an unauthorized, tell-all biography IMO.

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by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 4:16 PM PST reply actions  

HAWT

someone with more free time than sense.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

No, this.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Cy, hard at work on his chores.

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by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Cy probably pooped indoors and Timmy ain’t happy about it.

by TBRMKane on Dec 2, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I probably should have put quotes around “chores”.

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by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The lighting makes it look like he’s grown out his hair even more.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

PUPPY!!!!

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by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s called “Freak Season”?!

by Natto on Dec 2, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 2, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Get it?

It’s because the season was unlikely. And he’s called ‘The Freak’.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

FAPFAPFAP

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Dec 2, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Can it only be ordered off a little form they hand out at school? I wonder if they even do that anymore.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

/reminisces about childhood

wow….I’m old

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I ordered so many Garfield books off of there.

by Murray, Present on Dec 2, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

same here

I loved those things.

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Dec 2, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap. I remember those! And book fairs — did anyone else have the book fairs that would come through every so often?

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Heck yes

I so looked forward to those.

by Natto on Dec 2, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

They were awesome.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

They were always the highlight of the year. I still found it odd how my school’s open house always coincided with the book fair…

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

omg those were my favorite

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by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Same. I loved the book fair every year! I was always so disappointed that I only had a certain amount of money to spend!

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

This is still a problem every time I visit a thrift store with a great book selection. It’s like book fair for grownups.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, seriously…
My downfall is kids books though.

 When we read a book at “circle time” I like to have at least one copy for every 2 kids if not one book for each kid. Thrift Stores FTW!!!

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I like buying books now. Reading them is ok, too. But law school has kicked me out of the “read for pleasure” stage of my life. Hopefully I get that back after May.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup. After I got out of college, I got back into reading for pleasure and it’s been great.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Good, because my room has books EVERYWHERE

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Prussian Creole is secretly Hermione Granger?

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, I had to google that but in my defense, I didn’t know that’s how you spelled “Hermione.” If I’d have had to guess, I’d have gone with “Hermynie”

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

…… you…you don’t know…… /shakes head

You’re a Twilight fan aren’t you? _

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Well now I’m completely insulted

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I beg for your forgiveness, but usually when I come across females who have no idea what I’m talking about when I allude to Harry Potter I tend to find out that they happen to be….Twilight fans…

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh. Well you can put me in the “NOT a Twilight fan” category. I’ve just never gotten into Potter, but I’m not so big on fantasy stories in general, anyway. My favorite comics growing up were Batman, et. al., and Green Arrow, not Superman, or Wonder Woman, or Green Lantern. Too much “It wouldn’t happen in real life” stuff loses me.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Although I did like Chronicles of Narnia when I was really little and I know I read the flash, so I guess I’m more complicated than I thought.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

oooh the classic comics. I read nearly all the Batman comics when I was a kid and it was only when I got to college that I understood how complex his character was. But I loved Archie comics and Peanuts the most when I was a kid….not sure why. Ooh Chronicles of Narnia? Aslan as awesome. Nuff said

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, comics were a big part of my childhood – my uncle owned a comic book shop (and still does) so I read just about whatever I wanted when I was a kid.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok that is just not FAIR. You were the cool kid who got dibs on all the new comics. btw I wish I had the cash to go to Comic-Con next summer

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, he used to take me to Comic-Con. But I don’t have time now. I definitely think it’s worth doing, though.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, you had an awesome childhood. I’m jealous.

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, there were downside to it, too, I just don’t feel like talking about them.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the grass is always greener….but hey you’re here and you’re alive. That’s all that matters right?

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Er … my … nee

someone with more free time than sense.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Or as the bulgarian sports hero says

Ermyohninny

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s funny is I had less time for personal reading after I got out of college. I hope that can change now.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Just don’t spend too much of your free time alone with a book. Nashville is actually a pretty cool town.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Knoxville. But the same is true.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, hmm, never been to Knoxville, so I can’t help you there.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a great town. You should visit one day.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

gee Prussian...

Even the Misadventures of Mrs. Palsgraf?

The Tale of Siegel v. Spear?

You’ll get better. Really.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor Mrs. Palgraf. Poor, poor, Mrs. Palsgraf.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Negligence was in the air!

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

How is that a problem?

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by EliminateMe on Dec 2, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I buy books I A) don’t have much room for, and B) I don’t have time to read. I buy them because…they’re there, I guess. I don’t know. But I do like ’em.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s nothing like the smell of an old book.

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re right. I need to make some time to dive into a great collection of Twain’s short stories. I bought it at a thrift store back in the summer, and basically it’s been dressing up my living room bookshelf since. That’s a perfect example of buying a book simply to have it. And yet, I can’t resist.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

ESPECIALLY when it turns out that it’s never been opened much, and it’s new book smell!

Way too many times in my life I’ve come across some cool book and thought “meh, I’ll get it some other time” and then months or years later wanted to read about that very subject and become very irritated. I try to cull every once in a while but it’s tough to part with super-interesting stuff.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I’m glad this odd racket still exists. It’s pretty quaint.

My big purchases were those “All-Pro Football Players of [year]” and “Greatest Pitchers in Baseball” and all those, like 2 or 3 pages of big type for each subject. I recall preview books too each season, tiny versions of Street & Smith’s, with no rosters or anything just a few paragraphs about each team.

I utterly love finding these kind of things in bookstores, once in a great while I find one I actually had. Usually in the “free” bin outside or in closeout shelves like at the back of Half Price in Berkeley.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I have some cousins still in grade school, and they do!

by Natto on Dec 2, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes they still do that. You can go to Scholastic.com and may be able to order on your own now. I send bookorders home maybe 3x a year. I was going to get the kids books for the holidays but now, probably not.

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

/ORDERS EVERY MAGIC SCHOOL BUS BOOK

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to watch the cartoon. Mrs Frizzle was AWESOME!

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That series helped spark my interest in science and illustration, two passions I still hold dear today.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It sparked my interest in learning…maybe I should rewatch the series to motivate myself to study for Finals

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I have 2 essays to write tonight…and I’m here. Why isn’t there a class or major in “Procrastination” ?

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that I have a job later in the day, I’m good!

Except that I now live in Eastern Time.

Damn.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

um….I think that’s called “Nursing Major” and…psssh who needs grades when you have fun on McC right? >.>

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Last class I need for this dingleberry AA degree. Ugh. The good thing is it’s an online class…

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok that sounds awesome. You can read your course chapters side-by-side with McC threads

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It sparked my interest in redheads.

by Natto on Dec 3, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, that’s ONE thing that doesn’t need no education reform! Makes me happy to hear.

My mom worked for minimum wage and I don’t think she ever said no to one of those silly .50c books.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

/orders every Animorphs book ever

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Next stop, Wimbledon.

someone with more free time than sense.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Dec 2, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Gaslamp celebrates the return of DENORFIA!

Hilarious how we have a whole catalog of Denorfia Art!

by IRONxMIKE on Dec 2, 2010 4:30 PM PST reply actions  

I’d stay away from there. They banned me last season for almost no reason at all. Well, I’m sure they had their reasons, but it wasn’t like I was breaking any rules.

More like banning by association of SF Giants

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I think one of their rules is “You cannot be affiliated with the SF Giants in any way shape or form. If even your 5th cousin thrice removed on your mother’s side’s roommate’s friend roots for them…you’ll be banned”

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

something like that. also, they have this odd homophobic feardom

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Well that explains how Prop 8 was passed

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

like, Matt Cain’s face is so gay that he must by gay and his wife is a front for his gayness type of thing

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah….that;s just…ugh

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

so... you should stay away

because you might get banned. Which means you couldn’t go there?

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by zenbitz on Dec 3, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Another think I like about this deal is that we can rework the math even more to make Huff’s deal look reasonable.

If we take Huff’s 2/22, add his 1/3 to make it a 3/25… and then take $2 million of that for each year of Burrell, and you have 2/6 for Burrell and 3/21 or Huff! What a deal!

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 5:14 PM PST reply actions  

but what are the intangibles worth?

hahaha whatever helps you justify it.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Tejada Press Conference

http://www.csnbayarea.com/pages/live

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 5:14 PM PST reply actions  

Sabes/Bochy are already referring to him as “Miggy.” They totally signed him because he already had a “y” nickname.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s easier in the long run than hiring the marketing firm to come up with a nickname. Those focus groups can be expensive.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a cost saving measure, really.

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Not working for me. :(

by Natto on Dec 2, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Try this:
http://bit.ly/3roR1X

It’s on TV, too on CSN bay area.

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m still at work, so no TV for me yet.

by Natto on Dec 2, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That link works for me; don’t know what the prob is. :(

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It sounded like he said he was going to do his teammates’ laundry.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously. The most I ever did was take my co-workers out for lunch.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Great clubhouse presence!

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I was pretty well-liked, I think. And I seem to have hit it off with my new colleagues.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, yeah, how’s it working out for you?

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

They gave him a blurb on their website.

Love to Blanche and Virginia and Big Daddy, Letter2!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

LISTEN TO MY SHOW

Starting Thursday, December 8, from 4-6:30 p.m. EST.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, whoa, you’re doing All Things Considered? Well someone just got super fancy.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey! Morning Edition had more listeners! I could have commanded a legion of my followers to do my bidding!

But I got tired of being sleepy all the time. So I gave up the world domination for a change of scenery.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but All Thing Considered is more hoity toity. Pretty soon you’ll be doing City Ahhts and Lectuhrs with what’s-her-face and sipping your wine and eating your cheese and looking down your nose at the rest of us.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, I see what you mean. I’ve graduated to the classy show.

I kinda feel the same way, to be honest. I’ve always hosted ME. I anticipate ATC may feel different.

And structurally, of course, the shows are different. ME is geared toward hard news, five segments per hour and station breaks every ten minutes. ATC is analysis and context, with longer segments (only four per hour) with station breaks as far apart as 12 minutes (A seg) or even 22 minutes if we have a format-breaker that covers the C and D.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, ATC is a lot more like some variation on “The News Hour with Jim Lehrer.” Not quite as hard-hitting at time but they’ll devote a ton of time to one story in an effort to get it from all angles.

I wish cable news did that more often.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Aha! You get it! That model is intentional, the result of a lot of research and serious consideration from the network. It’s been about a three-year process to clarify ATC’s mission.

I’ve been doing my homework on the show.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Doing your homework during a radio program doesn’t sound like interesting programming, but I’m not in the industry.

Can’t wait to listen! Thanks for the link.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I meant I’ve done research on the show so that I may better understand its mission.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Now I feel bad for teasing that response out of you. I wasn’t kidding about the listening, even if you are just doing homework.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I like ATC better than ME, but maybe that’s because I’m not a morning person. I like that ATC is much more in-depth.

by speckops on Dec 2, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, your picture is so damn preppy. Sweater FTW.

by speckops on Dec 2, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t say which program I like better. They’re tailored to two different audiences with different news needs.

But argyle and sweaters? Always a winning combination.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Any interest in being Mr. Rogers, Jr.?

by speckops on Dec 2, 2010 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

No. Absolutely not.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

You don’t want to be the champion of the ultimate showdown of the ultimate destiny?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather be taken seriously.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey! I’ve always taken Mr. Rogers seriously.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough, I’ll start listening to your show.

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think there’ll ever be another Mr. Rogers. Man I miss that show :(

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, I’m glad that was someone else’s first thought, too! God, I love southern names.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

But it’s British…

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

But everyone I know with that name is Southern. And I think I like Southerners more than the British overall so I’m just going to say it’s that.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

You had me at “I like Southerners better.”

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Wonderfully, Johnny. I keep waiting for the other show to drop, like, “Oh, we didn’t tell you? We sold your car to make some scratch.” But that hasn’t happened. The staff has embraced me, I love the city and the surroundings. I’m really happy, something I could rarely say about my last gig.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, good for you! Glad it’s working out well. Gives me some hope for my upcoming job change!

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

This is good! Congrats and here’s to the other shoe never dropping!
/raises glass

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Much obliged, sir.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

for some reason the live videos on CSN don’t work for me. i can hear them but not see them.

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by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s barely working for me. It keeps pausing itself, but there’s no play button.

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Did I miss it? I just see random people doing things.

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by Soulbrother16 on Dec 2, 2010 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Personally, I think we’re really gonna like Miggy, unless he flat out sucks.

He’s got a great rep as a team leader, plays a ton of games, and gives it all he’s got.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m thinking this way too

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I really liked him when he was on the A’s. Less exciting now I’m sure but I hope he does well. Obviously.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you think salary numbers for Ross, Torres, Sanchez etc are relevant?

To me the offseason isn’t finished till we know salary numbers, since this will impact our long-term plans (right? or not?)

Don’t we have a lot of arbitration eligible players? I think if we have to pay Ross Huff-like numbers it changes a lot of things. Correct me if I’m wrong about that.

When do we get Rowand and Zito off the books? When?! Are they off yet? When can we stop paying them? Are we still paying them? Can we get rid of them yet, can we Sabesy, please please please pleeeeeeezzzzzzzz

# 24

by tinkerstoeverstochance on Dec 2, 2010 5:18 PM PST reply actions  

Zito comes off the books after the 2013 season, and Rowand is gone after 2012

Ross will not cost nearly as much as Huff, despite his excellent postseason.

I am a little concerned about our ability to retain our arbitration-level players. Sanchez will get a pretty good raise, Ross will probably get a little bit more, and I think Torres will come the cheapest simply because he was unknown before this season. I’m pretty sure it’s a given that we retain Sanchez and Torres, but I also hope we pursue Ross’s contract pretty aggressively, because he is lot better than his numbers this year indicated. We may be able to get him for a friendly price because of his down year.

by WasabiTorture on Dec 2, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure he has an $18 million option for 2014

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct

The Giants have an $18M option on Zito for 2014, or a $7M buyout, so either way he’s not entirely off the books.

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by EliminateMe on Dec 2, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

it sucks because that $7 mil buyout is the cost of a league-average SP when Zito moves on, and we’ll need someone to replace him. Unless Wheeler (?) comes up big

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

GAWD that’s such a terrible contract.

by zuma420 on Dec 2, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I would think they are going to settle up before arb in as many cases as they can. Did they even go to hearing last year with anyone?

I’d also think some or several will be signed for more than one year.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I like where we are now

but is it too much to ask Brandon Crawford to start hitting. If we just had one ok prospect who could possibly compete with Tejada a little bit and play the backup SS role, maybe around midseason, I would be almost completely satisfied with the offseason.

by WasabiTorture on Dec 2, 2010 5:20 PM PST reply actions  

yup.

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by zenbitz on Dec 3, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

As far as I can tell, I am not currently being stalked.

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2010 5:21 PM PST reply actions  

That just means you’re not being stalked poorly.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

When that’s a synonym for “all’s well,” you lead a dangerous life.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe you should look behind you…

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

knock on wood.

no, seriously, knock on wood. otherwise i won’t know if its you im stalking or some random dude.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, how am I supposed to know the CO alarm is working?

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 5:28 PM PST reply actions  

um…keep your car running in the garage and wait for an alarm to go off? But that’s a seriously good question

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

stick a bottle around your tailpipe, start the car and grab the bottle. then put in under the sensor.

or you can buy CO from the store to use as a tester

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean other than the test button? Or the indicator light?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Geez, Miguel Tejada is having a press conference but they haven’t photoshopped him into a Giants hat yet on sfgiants.com

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by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 5:30 PM PST reply actions  

They were busy with the Jeter one.

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

hankschulman Tejada might hit fifth or sixth, Bochy said.

I WAS JOKING ABOUT THAT, BOCHY!

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"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 5:32 PM PST reply actions  

And you thought you liked double plays before!

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2010 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants are looking to once again break that record.

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"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

/eye twitch

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Torres
Sanchez
Huff
Posey
TEJADA???!?!?
Burrell
Ross
Sandoval

NO. Tejada should be hitting 7th after Ross, or 8th if Sandoval comes back guns blazing.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, that doesn’t look so bad. If it’s not too clanky at SS I’ll be pretty happy.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

srsly

I think if Miguel can have an OBP ~ .320 and a SLG ~ .400, I’ll like him just fine.

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by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Dinner?

I’m having an enchilada casserole thingy.

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by Soulbrother16 on Dec 2, 2010 5:37 PM PST reply actions  

Hot dog and tater tots.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Salad with Shoyu dressing

by TBRMKane on Dec 2, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

A little too early yet. I’m just about to leave to go get about 8" cut off my hair. I’ll think about dinner when I’m driving home freaking out about it.

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

So it’ll be comfort food, then?

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

ramen!!!!

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by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

My teacher is cooking for the whole class. I’m pretty sure we get authentic Indian food!

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

huh? what kind of class is that? that’s awesome

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 2, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a whole order of chow mein for lunch. Pretty good, too. I’m good.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Same!

With sczechuan chicken!

(I’m fat now)

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s only temporary chinese food weight!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

God, I hope so. I always need comfort food when studying for finals – but that ends up being a problem because I end up gaining 5-10 pounds and I’m already depressed about the finals as is.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a haggis and chicken tikka masala

by panda revival on Dec 2, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Scottish + Indian = contemporary English food

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

But was it haggis, and also chicken tikka masala, or was it a combination haggis/chicken tikka masala?

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2010 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

all i know is, i want one.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

… hmm. I think I’m curious about what the latter might look like.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

it was a haggis and a tikka masala, the people here in scotland are quite possibly more obsessed with curry then the Indians

It was national curry week this week.

by panda revival on Dec 2, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Makes sense.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I would definitely try and eat that.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Marie Callendar chicken pot pie

by Murray, Present on Dec 2, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Leftover white-guy stir fry. (That being, ground beef and a bag of frozen mixed veggies, fried with hoisin sauce, ginger, and garlic, served over rice.)

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmm. Classic.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

most people just throw out their old used white guys.

/better off dead

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by zenbitz on Dec 3, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Dried Beef Chow-Fun from Sun Hong Kong…. HAPPY HOUR FOR THE WIN!!

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

32 oz 100% grapefruit juice and 6-pk orangey ice cream bars from the dollar store…

by repeat_in_2011 on Dec 2, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

PB+Honey and an orange

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Spiral ham, mashed potatoes, carrots.

by kaliber on Dec 2, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it a Honeybake ham?

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s whatever they sell at Costco.

by kaliber on Dec 2, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

ooh good enough

the red and gold foil wrapped with black netting? it’s pretty good

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, and I agree. I always cook one after Thanksgiving and before Christmas and have a ton of ham leftovers for the month.

by kaliber on Dec 2, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno yet

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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Sunflower! 16th and Valencia. Goi Cuon, Goi Cuon Chay, Tofu Salad.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT
hankschulman Burrell’s deal, to be announced tomorrow and reportedly $1 million, has NO incentives.

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by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 5:46 PM PST reply actions  

That man deserves a hug.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2010 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s truly remarkable.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t believe he agreed to it! But it’s clear that he just really enjoyed playing here.

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by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Who needs incentives when you’ve got Huff?

by Murray, Present on Dec 2, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

AUBREY HUFF WAS ALL THE INCENTIVES I NEED

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by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, I just read this tweet and all I could do was LAUGH hysterically.

I FUCKING LOVE PAT BURRELL.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Dec 2, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s all the incentive I need! C’mere, big guy, you deserve a treat.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

:^)

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that is what I call a hometown discount. He’s playing here for love, not for the money. He deserves a round of applause

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Can Pat Burrell be considered Classy by any reasonable stretch of the imagination?

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s all pitch in and buy him something nice.

I’m kinda serious.

by Murray, Present on Dec 2, 2010 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm buying him a beer if I ever see him in a bar.

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by Azmanz on Dec 2, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I would shake his hand

then try and get him free health care at the hospital I work at

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

SOCIALIST

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Access to insurance for all of his dependent children!!

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by drdata24 on Dec 2, 2010 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG, that could mean literally thousands.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

OK ok you got me…I admit…but HEY The Giants won the World Series…can’t you cut me some slack over here?

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Which actually stands a very good chance of occurring.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That's actually the cool part.

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by Azmanz on Dec 2, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t say it was a bad thing. Unless he stumbles into a bar in Knoxville, you’re a hell of a lot closer to it than I would be.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Buy him a beer

And then go “Dude. Teach me.”

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I would ask him if the stories are true.

My favorite is still “Are you ready to f*ck Pat Burrell?”

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by Azmanz on Dec 2, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this a poll?

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but someone who knows all the stories should make one.

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by Azmanz on Dec 2, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I would’ve killed the mood quickly by bursting into laughter. What a line.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude better get a HUGE ovation opening day….
/starts trying to think of creative sign

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

“Our incentives are jealous”?

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it was MLBTR that pointed out

He has made around 70 million so far in his career. He’s probably well invested and could care less about money at this point.

Fucking A Pat. You make me love you. I wish I knew how to quit you.

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by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck you Uribe.
<3 Burrell.

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by Soulbrother16 on Dec 2, 2010 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

They wouldn’t offer Uribe the extra million because it was Burrell’s.

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by Soulbrother16 on Dec 2, 2010 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesus, Pat Burrell, you're starting to be to good to be true

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

the last time i said that, she smiled :)

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

or TLTISTSS

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Pardon the way that I stare...

There’s nothing else to compare…

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by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I can guarantee all of you that he WOULD get more on the market.

Probably $5mil, too. This discount is nothing to sneeze at- dude is helping the team big-time. Dude’s a baller and I’ll always love him

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think all of us know that aha

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by ejdacanay on Dec 2, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

i, for one, will not say a single “damn you, pat” if he strikes out in a big spot.

because he’s doin it for free

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

well, about as free as a baseball player gets

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit

We should all chip in to buy his weights worth in beer.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Dec 2, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

should we? buy him a keg, and take it to the park for him, from MCC?

i doubt the team would let us actually give it to him. but maybe a place will deliever it to the park from us. I’ll throw in $50

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

He is amazing

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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Dang.

I want to hug him for a couple seconds too long.

by waelwulf on Dec 2, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to buy that man a beer.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 2, 2010 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

1. You’re not old enough to buy beer

2. If you do try to buy him a beer, you may end up with your own Pat the Bat story

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

3. You’ll have another restraining order to your name

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a called strike…and you’re out.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

1. That would be a problem.

2. Oh dear.

3. HOWIE HASN’T GOTTEN A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME YET!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 2, 2010 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

YET!

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You noticed that, too, huh?

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 2, 2010 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL you sure it’s not in the mail yet? ;)

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m particularly focused on point #2, though. You really, really don’t want to be one of those girls.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I know that. I don’t want to be one of those girls, either. Can I just send Huff over to his place, then?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 2, 2010 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe this would be an acceptable compromise.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

HOT DAMN

What is this I don’t even

<3 Pat

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by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Urbz

After #sfgiants presser 4 Tejada, Sabean told me don’t rule out Renteria return (as backup SS). He wants to. Tejada doesn’t change that.

by TBRMKane on Dec 2, 2010 5:52 PM PST reply actions  

THE ORDER OF THE WHITE LOTUS!!!

except not master-y

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I <3 Bumi

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Are any of our Old Guys crazy enough to count as Bumi?

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

 Murph is Iroh!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

/takes off glasses

my god.

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by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

UNCLE I AM SO SORRY

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

We started out thinking he was Lincecum, but clearly Lincecum is the last airbender, so between the endless Zuko!Fail and the angst and tea-service, it’s probably Zito.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

How about Affeldt? He kinda…well…he wasn’t his usual self this year, but that outing in Philly in the NLCS….he redeemed himself there

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

[affeldt_fire_explosion.png]

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Negative

If Scott Hairston ever becomes a Giant and hits a lot of dingerz, he’ll be Zuko.

by TBRMKane on Dec 2, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Dirty

Metaphorical fireballer, kind of a headcase, prone to stupid statements, moments of absolute badassery.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Al Davis?

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Fire Lord Azulon

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

So…. Boch/Sabes=Bumi? They’re pretty crazy….but occasionally successful.

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

PIANDAO!!!!

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by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Gettin’ the band back together!

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Dec 2, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

this is far and beyond making me so stoked for spring to come

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

HOLY CRAP

That doesn’t bother me at all. Although I do look forward to a bright future without “temporary stopgap” shortstops.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

jj hardy tendered a contract btw

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by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 6:13 PM PST reply actions  

so what happens to nishioka now?

by panda revival on Dec 2, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Hardy can still be traded.

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by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they’re more likely to led Hudson walk than to trade Hardy.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m still betting he starts at shortstop if he’s signed.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Dec 3, 2010 1:32 AM PST up reply actions  

If he can’t play SS there’s very little chance he’s a major league player. His best case offensively is like David Eckstein or something.

by taliesin on Dec 3, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

who cares, it doesn’t matter anymore!!!

im so happy

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

TAKE THAT, COOKYMAN'S DREAMS

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Dec 2, 2010 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

z

One year more!
Another season made for destiny
This never-ending road to victory
This man whose contract’s near a crime
Will now be back a second time
One year more

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:16 PM PST reply actions  

I did not hit until today!
How could I slug if we were parted?
Spring training still is months away
And yet our own parade has started

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2010 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

(sung by Huff & Pat, obv)

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

(Yes, that was how was picturing it as well.)

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I would mortgage my house to see this come to fruition.

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

One more day all on my own
One more day with no one caring
Will my name be ever known?
No one ever knows I’m there!

(Matt.)

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit, I’m gonna fanpost this.

Then I might vid it.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

awesome

I got D&D to play, but I nominate Freddy Sanchez as Enjolras. He never gets any showtime in these things.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking something inspiringly patriotic.

Like Buster.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Buster Posey is the Edward Norton of baseball players

He can do anything, so picking him is never wrong, but feels a little cheap.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Freddy, though, should be that guy who goes all high and intense in Red and Black:

AND IF I SHOULD DIE IN THE FIGHT TO BE FREE
WHERE THE FIGHTING IS HOTTEST, THERE WILL I BE
LET THEM COME IF THEY DARE
WE’ll BE THEEEEEEEERE

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re the man, Jim.

/lightly pats shoulder so as not to frighten you

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

hokay

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/12/2/1852284/one-year-more

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG I WAS TOTALLY GONNA DO THAT

Maybe I’ll try to do the Thenardiers’ part, but with who?

by Murray, Present on Dec 2, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Miggy hitting fifth
Rowand crashing into walls
Signing gritty vet’rans like a free for all
Posey lifted for Eli
Double switch or two
On our way to winning ring number two

by Murray, Present on Dec 2, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Tighten up the meter a little and you’ve got something beautiful. :D

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by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, not my best effort. In my defense, I’m on my second glass of Crown Royal.

by Murray, Present on Dec 2, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Watch ‘em run amok, catch ’em as they fall
Never know your luck when there’s a free for all

C’mon, gotta be Velez! Especially if he pops up via the stage trapdoor and makes crazy eyebrows!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Who is Javert???

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by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Right now I’m going with Sabean, but open to suggestions. Agent Ned?

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Uribe

I will join these little schoolboys, they will wet themselves with blood.

by Murray, Present on Dec 2, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys (and gals, if there are truly wimmens in the interwebs) think Rowand might learn to play a corner OF spot if he wants to play at all in 2011?

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:20 PM PST reply actions  

I sure hope so.

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by Azmanz on Dec 2, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

your username is suspiciously female… im not convinced

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

Although given his arm, he really only needs to learn LF

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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, this shouldn’t be a huge endeavor, should it? He’s a decent OF anyway.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it shouldn't be too hard

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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

TNWSS

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2010 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah. Randy Winn didn’t have a particularly good arm but was still one of the best RF in baseball. At AT&T range in RF matters a lot. Rowand probably has average range for a CF, but he’s well above average in right.

by taliesin on Dec 3, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL Ottawa fans throwing Dany Heatley’s jerseys onto the ice.

Hey… we could do that with Uribe’s jerseys when he comes to town!

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

lolz I would….except it would be a waste of a hundred bucks. I always wondered why dubs fans never do that whenever Stephen Jackson comes to Oracle

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

or Baron

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by ejdacanay on Dec 2, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

/throws BaronVonCurrentEvents jersey on Coliseum field

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

/grabs it and runs away before you can set fire to it

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by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d never seen that before. Hockey jerseys are pricey too.

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I believe my friends are there doing that right now. They take their hockey very seriously.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Canadian friends eh?

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep! And bonus, they actually say ‘eh’! It’s adorable.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

omg too funny, and way to make me laugh in the library XD

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL sorry. This is exactly why I don’t read McC at school anymore.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

rofl sorry? are you kidding me? the people around me just started laughing out loud at what they’re reading. You’ve started a phenomenon XD

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome. You’ll all get C’s on your finals and burn me at the stake.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, if we all get C’s then….oh crap that screws up the curve. YOU ARE EVIL!!!1

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw a guy with a Rowand jersey at the AZ/SF game in SF on the last week of the season…

poor bastard

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he’s Rowand’s cousin? or brother? or something?

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

i think he was just a lost soul. jersey looked pretty damn spankin new

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

OH I know, he may have found it on the clearance rack at Ross or Marshalls…I’ve found a bunch of Zito jerseys there….never bothered to buy one

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah he must have gotten it as Ross… after all, Ross is Rowand for less

BOOM

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Ba Dum Tish

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Hi everyone!

Kind of surprised I’m in the second-smallest minority for being thrilled.

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by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 6:39 PM PST reply actions  

The Giants are not done....

They’re in a great position to take offers from other teams. They could tweak here or there, but they’re basically set going into spring training.

Sabes can go to the WInter Meetings knowing that he doesn’t have to order up from the veteran buffet.

by inthesquat on Dec 2, 2010 6:41 PM PST reply actions  

iknow iknow iknow iknow iknow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so fucking happy.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, Huff and Tejada and Burrell and (if true) Rent should hopefully have filled even his hollow leg up before he even gets to the table there.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Pat PLEASE

Just don’t strike out 11 times in 13 AB’s when we’re playing a pivotal series.

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by ejdacanay on Dec 2, 2010 6:43 PM PST reply actions  

why not? Pat striking out=WS win

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

and considering that he took $1mil with no incentives, he can do whatever he damn well pleases

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

His leaping post-homer celebration is one of my favorite moments of the post-season.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

So uh

Does anyone think we have actually gotten any better this postseason?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2010 6:44 PM PST reply actions  

A little bit worse, I guess.

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by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems the same to me. Uribe —> Tejada is pretty much a wash in my mind.

by taliesin on Dec 3, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Tain’t over yet.

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Well we already seem to have our starting 9 set, along with out 5 starting pitchers and all but 2 bullpen spots. I can’t see us making any big moves now.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah well, you never know who will hurt themselves skiing, falling down the stairs, or washing their truck… There might be trades, or who knows what could other wacky thing could happen?

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Well who was the last good players Sabes brought in via trade?

I can’t even think of anyone. Jeff Kent?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Mole?
Getting rid of Molina?
Javier Lopez?
Fonte…ok maybe not him

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Getting rid of a player doesn’t count, and trading for a reliever, although Lopez turned out to be very valuable, isnt really what I was thinking about either. Mole, I guess. Late in the season though, and only because we needed a 2nd basemen.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Schmidt.

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by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok. The point being that I would be utterly shocked if Sabean made an impact trade

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Who would he send away? And what is the gaping hole to be filled (rhetorical, not a question for Letter)? After Tejada the SS trade is not going to happen, so that pretty much does it methinks.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, when you get rid of a player to free up space for your well-regarded prospect, I think it’s Addition by subtraction. Lopez shutdown Ryan Howard and various other Left-handed sluggers for us during the playoffs and World Series, that’s pretty damn good in my book. Mole, he has been a defensive monster for us and the way he turns double plays…it’s ART.

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The offseason’s barely begun my friend

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by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure if Belt is opening day starter

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by ejdacanay on Dec 2, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

who cares? the most important thing for me is that we’ve got a 92 win team back together for the most part.

there are 80 win teams in our division that arent improving.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't

I guess it me of little faith. I would just be surprised if either Huff, or Burrell matched their production from last year. And I think Tejada is a drop off from Uribe. If Panda rebound and Ross has a good year, I guess its a good lineup.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

have some faith brotha.

they’re not done yet. granted, we won’t get Crawford, but all these 1 and 2 year deals that won’t block the re-signing of our pitchers is very important.

they’ve done plenty well considering they can’t really give out 3-5 year deals

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha

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by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s fun collecting former sucky Giants

by TBRMKane on Dec 2, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s just that I’m pretty sure I remember Frandsen being pissed at us when he left.

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by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Better than being jobless?

by TBRMKane on Dec 2, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

There are 25 other teams from whom he could accept a NRI.

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by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s if any of them will give him one. At least one team most likely will though.

by TBRMKane on Dec 2, 2010 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

But he was OMGZHAPPY at Publick House after Game 5!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, unless he was faking it.

by TBRMKane on Dec 2, 2010 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Childhood fandom.

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by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I still haven’t seen video of that interview.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

And drunk.

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard some funny stories about how he was acting that night. They made me like him.

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, you should share those with me one day. I’ve always had a special place in my heart for Frandsen. I really wanted him to succeed with the team :(

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by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Me, too. He seemed like a good guy, and I always wondered what would have happened if he hadn’t had that achilles injury.

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"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Dec 2, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooh, SD non tendered Hairston! That’s nice. Perdomo, too.

LAA Non tenders Frandsen.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Dec 2, 2010 7:03 PM PST reply actions  

They’re getting steamered.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

As best I can tell, only ten were “STFD.” It’s not something I usually say. Only scattered uses of “finish him.” But I can tell you this: most of my anti-Martin vitriol was spewed over at Talking Chop, where I posted comments such as:

  • “RUSSELL MARTIN IS A FAT FUCK”
  • “Russell Martin is a fat fuck. I hate the Dodgers. Matt Kemp can burn in hell. L.A. is overpriced.”
  • “I hope that little H.H. Gregg thing dies in a fire started by Russell Martin being fat.”
  • “Russell Martin is a fat fuck. Fat. Fuck.”

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

You work in public broadcasting

and are cribbing Python scripts!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

What in God’s name could you possibly be talking about?

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

a common gag

In a talk show skit, Terry Gilliam or one of those guys would go on camera and say “This is my only line” to great boos. Or another one was a panel discussion, and one guy’s lines were like this:

“I’d like to say this is the first time I’ve appeared on television”…“No, no time for that Ted”
leading to
“Can I say this is probably the last time I’ve been on television”…“No, Ted, that will have to wait for next week’s show!”

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2010 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

And now your 10,500 comment is green. Not such a waste, afterall :)

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I just wasted my 332nd MCC comment by replying to your 10,500th MCC comment.

by In Bust we Trust on Dec 2, 2010 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

This is my 7,910th comment on MCC

And I just wasted it talking about how this is my 7,910th comment on MCC.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 2, 2010 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm a little embarassed

I’ve been on McC for 501 days total. I’ve left 13841 comments. That’s a 27 per day pace.

Yikes.

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by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been here around 260 days or so, that’s about 30 a day.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 2, 2010 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, it makes sense

If I sit down during the season and watch a full game with GDT, that’s gotta be at least 100.

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by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

this is either my 300th or 3000th comment on MCC, and I don’t know what to say. I’m honored

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m getting close to 80,000 comments on MCC. Jesus.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

convert that into minutes of your life, and your eulogy is set

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

MCC 80,000 comment Jesus?

Brian Sabean: Sing His Praises To The Heavens!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game that seems to have resurrected itself in my absence...

by zenbitz on Dec 3, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Shop this and store it for 90,000

Your avitar in the middle even!!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 3, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

we will found out soon, indeed....

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Dec 2, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes!

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Dec 2, 2010 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm

In the press conference, Sabean mentioned that they watched Tejada while he was with the Padres, and said “he was playing shortstop like he did ten years ago”.

I went and looked it up, and short-sample UZR agrees with that sentiment, for whatever it’s worth – pegging Tejada as a roughly average SS defensively in his time with SD. Here’s hoping Sabes knows something we don’t.

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by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 7:57 PM PST reply actions  

Also, this was a very cool Huffian statement
The six-time All-Star related that once the Giants contacted his agent, he ceased to care about any other offer he might receive.

“With a team like San Francisco, you don’t say no,” said Tejada, who expressed excitement to play before AT&T Park’s consistently large crowds and to play for a contender.

“My last seven years, I’ve been out of the race before the All-Star break,” said Tejada, a career .297 hitter (33-for-111) at AT&T Park.

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by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

perfectly generic

/swoons

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Dec 2, 2010 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

But he got back into the race after the All-Star break this year!

by speckops on Dec 2, 2010 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, id want to play in front of 40k a night instead of more opposing teams’ fans than your own fans too (like SD)

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

ICYMI

http://www.csnbayarea.com/pages/giantsvideo

There’s a “Giants Prospect Workout” video featuring a little interview with Gary Brown, Brett Bochy makes a cameo.

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by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 8:07 PM PST reply actions  

Oh and

A really cool interview with Aubrey Huff where he talks about the charity work he’s getting in to now that he knows he’ll be in the Bay Area

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by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is he so cool?

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

He wants to help single parents!

Because of his mom =)

=)

=)

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by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Outstanding.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 2, 2010 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Pat keeps him grounded

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Scott (SD)
So much for the Giants getting “younger and faster,” eh? Burrell, Huff, and Old Man Rivers (Tejada)? Still slightly optimistic in them because they made this type of roster work last year, but not overly enthused. You?

Klaw (1:19 PM)
Tejada at short should be some high comedy. They’re asking to regress to the mean, when they should be spending their coming revenue increase to add some impact guys to the offense. The 2010 lightning isn’t striking twice, but that pitching core is good enough to do it again if they upgrade the lineup.

LOLGIANTS

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Dec 2, 2010 8:08 PM PST reply actions  

Which impact guys are those, Keith? I he knows where to find them for less than $15MM/yr this offseason, I’m all ears…

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

So I finally watched The Godfather and The Godfather, Part II. The second one in particular was clearly great.

Ending was way depressing, too.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 2, 2010 8:15 PM PST reply actions  

pretty badass 3 piece suit tbh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 8:19 PM PST reply actions  

Classy.

I hope that Miggy performs well, because I actually like him a lot.

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by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

at first i was mad, but now I’m happy. i slept on it, and am ok with it

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

cant hate a one year deal, and he’s not blocking anyone

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I see this a lot, but you can hate three consecutive one year deals that don’t block anyone because there’s no semblance of anyone to be blocked.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 3, 2010 7:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit. Is Bork really tall or is Miggy really short?

by speckops on Dec 2, 2010 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Miggy's short

Listed at 5-9

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by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

third shortest at best!!

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Also Bochy is tall. 6’3"

by taliesin on Dec 3, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

OT:

the most awkward thing in the world is when you’re at your buddies house and he starts arguing with his gf and you’re standing there feeling really wierd. then you awkwardly walk outside and can still hear them yelling. this is the story of my past Saturday day night

i never really know what to do in those situations except try to get out, fast

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:34 PM PST reply actions  

Ouch

I just sneakily walk by, mutter out “Hey I’ll talk to you later” then leave. It’s the simplest way to go about it without looking like a complete douchebag.

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously. that's disrespectful of them too, yet we look like the douche

yeah its just super uncomfortable, and this happens to me alot. well, like once a month kinda alot

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah seriously

It’s not just disrespectful, it’s also kinda stupid on their part. Do you REALLY want to air your dirty laundry in front of people…especially a friend? I mean seriously?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

well, having been in that situation on the other end (im arguing with my now-ex wife in front of friends) i can def say that no one picks the time and place for arguments unless someone really provokes it.

ive heard some shit in fights that id never known about. what, my buddy has a drug addiction? this guy i’ve known for 3 years, a good friend? you got the dirty laundry part right

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I just try to hold it all in until I can bring the person to a private area or room and then all gloves are off. Idk I just try my best to keep stuff in private…unless something really bad happens and the verbal thrashing needs to happen then and there. But yeah I know what you mean. It’s hard to even predict a fight will happen…unless you know you did something to set the other person off…but that’s a different story.

Yeah some crazy stuff comes up in fights. It can really bring out the worst in people and the “funny” thing about fights? People tend to forget about what the fight was really about and start bringing up shit from the past….

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Dec 2, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s the point of a fight. to bring up shit that you are still mad about. its never about the present.

otherwise we’d all be hugging all the time

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

"otherwise we’d all be hugging all the time "

see: Burrell, Pat

also: Huff, Aubrey

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

they’re the exception, not the rule

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

warriors Golden St. Warriors

Miguel Tejada, the newest member of the @sfgiants is in the house for tonight’s @Warriors – @PhoenixSuns game. http://twitpic.com/3cdaga

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by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 8:36 PM PST reply actions  

HEY!!! yeah, YOU!! STAY ON THE WEST SIDE OF THE BRIDGE!!

don’t make me come over there now

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Got the 2011 season ticket holder renewal invoice in my e-mail box tonight. They raised my ticket prices (for the first time in 7 years). Anyone else who has season tickets got their ticket prices raised (on average since they are doing the Dynamic pricing again).

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2010 8:37 PM PST reply actions  

And yes I did renew. I had to be there for the ring ceremony.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2010 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

how much are they/where do you sit (if you dont mind my asking)

im thinking of getting season tix in the 100s section for 2011, and selling off the tix when i have to work.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

either that, or the first row of the VR i dont remember that actual name of it, but its below the walkway of the upper deck, theres like 3-4 rows there. great view

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

yes!! that’s the one. i’ve sat there once, every other time it’s section 109 or down by the bullpen (where my dads and uncles tickets are at).

i really enjoyed the view from the view box, if im gonna be at the park alot maybe the view is important, then again, if im gonna be there alot i want to be as close as i can get.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

bought a 10 pack in 302 VB from a scalper ($10 over per tic) in 2000

I was pleased.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2010 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

hmm… cool deal. i dont know if you saw above when i was talking about season tix, but i cant split a pack because im a firefighter and my 24-hour shifts can change at any time, so going in on a pack with someone doesn’t work for me (end up with tix to games i cant go to at last minute), so I’d just have to buy ST and sell off the ones i can’t make.

I’m hoping to spend less than $6000 total on 81 games, 2 tickets (so i can take my gf, or friends, dad, or sell the xtra ticket) or sell both if i cant make it

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved those seats so much that I got ST the next year in VR 302 (right behind) and kept them through 2007 though we did move to VR307 a couple years later.

I love the 1st base line VR/VB seats!

best of luck and here’s hoping the Giants catch on fire again….

/oops
//sorry

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

no worries, i dont care if shit burns. its just my job to put it out, lol. gotta love it a little, but gotta respect it

except for the Giants. when they catch fire, I ain’t putting them out. Chase Utleys gel-slicked head would combust as the white-hot Buster Posey trotts past him

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I have VR infield. They average $20.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2010 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

cool, not bad pricing. im seriously gonna look into it tomorrow.

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Give the Giants season ticket dept. a call and tell them what you are looking for.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2010 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

will they let me come to the stadium and pick my seat?

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

absolutely!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

lol
SI_JonHeyman Jon Heyman

#redsox tried to steal rivera with 3-year offer, im hearing. 2 more teams also offered 3. but rivera is close to $30-mil deal with #yankees

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by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 8:37 PM PST reply actions  

hahaha

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

Red Sox are really dumb. For real.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Epstein just has a sense of humor

And their bullpen really isn’t that good, they could actually use Mo.

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by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

They already have two players who could close (well Papelbon is losing it a bit).

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2010 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It’d be pretty cool if Epstein could show up and just drop the sarchasm jpg on me.

It can only be a joke, I guess, because would Mo ever sign that contract?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, any team could use Mo, but he’s reaching the last couple years where he he can be historically dominant. Theo might as well drive up the price for the Yankees while he’s got the opportunity.

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

/looks up from essay bs-ing
Any contract news yet or are they going to keep us hanging on till 9?

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 8:54 PM PST reply actions  

OT - Pirates non tender Lastings Milledge

but they agreed to a 1 year with club option with Ronny Cedeno

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2010 8:55 PM PST reply actions  

Really? They got rid of Milledge? I’m actually a little surprised.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Pirates are the cheapest franchise

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2010 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

But still, he’s probably their second most talked about player

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

BLASTINGS THRILLEDGE?!

The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Dec 2, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Milledge got into more trouble with the law in Pittsburgh.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, what the hell else is there to do in Pittsburgh?

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by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Steelers, Pitt basketball.

Oh you don’t mean to follow? I got nothing for you.

by speckops on Dec 2, 2010 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

good sandwiches

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2010 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Well there’s maybe something to that

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Dec 2, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

a quick google turned up nothing recent

he is a certified goof though, though I thought he’d matured a bit….maybe not

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it March yet?

Got me thinking that mid-Feb. will be enough to pull me out of the off-season funk. March is better but when you are drowning in lack of baseball, that little raft called “pitchers and catchers reporting” looks beautiful when it floats into reach. And here we are at midnight, that moment when, a few months ago, I routinely faced those decisions about whether to shut down the game streaming from the west coast or write off effective work the next day.

by NearestNorwich on Dec 2, 2010 8:58 PM PST reply actions  

per Hank:

Giants have signed Mike Fontenot to a 1-year deal. Ray and Velez nontendered. Other 7 arb guys tendered.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Ramon Ramirez was tendered? fuck

I’d almost rather have Velez than him. wait, did i just say that? i take it back

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Ramon Ramirez: pretty good.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Dec 2, 2010 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

eh… i dont know if the RamRam we saw in the playoffs was the real him, or the one we saw in the reg season was the real him

all i know is he seriously, BIG-TIME got BABIP luck with SF ’til the postseason

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

hankschulman Henry Schulman
Giants have signed Mike Fontenot to a 1-year deal. Ray and Velez nontendered. Other 7 arb guys tendered.
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Gs didn’t have to make decision on Velez. Not arb eligible. Guessing they needed his roster spot.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Dec 2, 2010 9:05 PM PST reply actions  

Wow

I’m shocked that Eugenio is gone.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

but but cornerstone…. foundation…. epic nicknames!!!!

FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
McC: Don't get it? Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Dec 2, 2010 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

This implies

That they want to add someone else to the 40 man.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

no reason to add him until ST is over though

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2010 9:10 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

you make a good argument

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

More to the point, need a least one spot if one wants to do a rule five draft next week.

Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.

by pittsburghian on Dec 2, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

FBAL!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Dec 2, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish Velez the best.

He should go to pittsburgh and team up with bowker, they need an outfielder, now that milledge is gone

by panda revival on Dec 2, 2010 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

then it won’t work.

they need a guy who can catch balls, and last i saw of velez, he was getting hit in the head with them

The ultimate curse of the man who eventually invents the time machine is that it will only be able to make one trip, and when he gets back EVERYONE will have a better idea for what to do with that one trip than what he actually did.

Proud Parent of the palm tree outside of AT&T Park. Yeah, that palm tree.

by giant4life83 on Dec 2, 2010 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't get chopped

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/12/2/1852362/non-tender-is-the-night#comments

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 2, 2010 9:10 PM PST reply actions  

Pablo

I wonder how long he sits in the 8th spot. If he plays really poorly (for what we might expect from him), should he be demoted to AAA. If he plays well, how long to you put him at the bottom of the order.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Dec 2, 2010 9:12 PM PST reply actions  

man 2008...

That’s got to be one of the worst opening day lineups of all-time

by The Franchise on Dec 2, 2010 9:35 PM PST reply actions  

I wouldn’t be surprised if 2011 is twice as good at every position.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Dec 3, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

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