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A note on the ballpark...

Giants: The double deal-killer here is that the Giants can't compete financially for the ultra-elite hitters, and the sub-great hitters don't like the ballpark. Frankly, it scares them.

The right side of the outfield is too deep. The only way the Giants will ever sign a lefty power hitter in his prime is if they put Barry Bonds in a time machine.

The ballpark problem is fixable, but the current ownership won't hear of any dimension alteration.

-- Outlook grade: C-plus. As long as right-center is Acres of Outs, the Giants will be off-limits to free-agent lefty hitting stars, and some righties.


This is from Scott Ostler in today's Chronicle, and it's one of my pet peeves. Mays Field is not a huge pitcher's park. It's not even a pitcher's park -- it plays like an average ballpark in terms of runs scored, and it has for a while. This isn't a breaking story.

Now, Jayson Werth might not know this, so he might think, "Man, I would not want to play there!"  But Werth's agent, who makes more money if Werth does, knows that right-handed hitters do just fine in San Francisco. That's an agent's job.

Free agent player: Hey, I don't want to play in San Francisco. My stats will suffer.

Agent: Nah. That's a myth. I can show you the studies if you want; AT&T Park is a pretty neutral park. It might cost you a couple of homers a year, but you'll also get more triples. If they have the best offer, take it.

Free agent player: Okay.

I don't expect the free agent to know if reporters, columnists, and radio personalities don't know this, but the agent knows. He conveys the point to the player in five seconds.

The park does affect left-handed home runs, though. So where the Giants are semi-hosed is with left-handed power hitters coming off a down year, who are looking to sign a short-term deal, hit the snot out of the ball for a year, and parlay that into a big-money deal. Like Adam LaRoche. Or Aubrey Huff. So let's make the power alleys 355 feet because we keep missing out on players like Aubrey Huff. Makes sense to me.

I like the people who suggest that the park should be changed, actually. They're very considerate. They let me know quickly that they are filled with nonsense, and that saves me the time of trying to figure that out on my own. Mays Field is perfect, and that's the last word on the subject.

PERFECT. Well, I could do without that stupid Chevron car hump that sticks out over the left-field fence, and even a good ballpark can't change the fact that hot dogs are usually made from roach droppings, old VHS tapes, and possum meat, but other than that, it's perfect.

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MOVE IN THE FECES

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by NuschlerFace on Dec 11, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

MOVE THE FECES

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Dec 11, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

MOVE THE EXCREMENTS

Warning, angry Giants fan on the loose.

by MHizzle on Dec 11, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

SHIFT THE SHIT

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Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 12, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

TRANSFER THE TURDS

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by Merope on Dec 12, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

RELOCATE THE RUNS

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THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 12, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

DEMOTE THE DUNG

/Win the inning
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by Scooter Ellis on Dec 12, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

POSITION THE POOP

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 12, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOSE THE DEUCE

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Dec 12, 2010 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Dec 12, 2010 11:37 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

this is the correct answer.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 13, 2010 12:44 AM PST up reply actions  

“…and I ate all of the rancid fried chicken”

BUTT PEE DA DOO

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 13, 2010 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Move the cove back.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 11, 2010 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

just like what Detroit did

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 12, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear Minnesota’s football stadium is being “remodelled”

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by Merope on Dec 12, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha, where’s bondslegend to talk about how awesome Minny is

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 12, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s under 6 ft. of snow

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 12, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

sucks to be him...

can drive hardly anywhere here in Cincy

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 12, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Here, too. I just got back from North Carolina, and I am not ready for this Ohio winter crap.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 12, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Well… it’ll be like this for the next couple days then just COLD, i’m leaving in a week

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 12, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I keep thinking he’s in North Dakota.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 12, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

He does live in Fargo

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 12, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I could do without some of the advertising.

But then again, I like when the Giants have the money to sign good players.

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by capnk on Dec 11, 2010 12:40 PM PST reply actions  

comment from the stupid Ostler article
The BayArea just is not a fervent sports area like the northeast or other parts of the Midwest. There are too many other things to do for fun in California.

“Or other parts of the Midwest?” I can think of two interpretations: either the the northeast is part of the midwest. or California is part of the midwest.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2010 12:41 PM PST reply actions  

I wonder how you could write this after the Giants’ run to the WS and the parade in SF.

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 11, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike Krukow agrees
“If you’re not giving a good effort in San Francisco, the fans get on you,” said broadcaster Mike Krukow, a former Giant who spent part of his career pitching in Philadelphia. "But the intensity level of hate here is probably 30 percent of what it is in Philly. People here can head to the beach, or go up to wine country and calm their anxieties.

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by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike Krukow agrees that California is part of the midwest!?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

That doesn’t really say that we aren’t as fervent. That just says we have better ways to cope.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 11, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed. Just because we don’t treat every visiting team and their fans like an invading force and use negativity as a surrogate for passion doesn’t mean that our dedication is one iota less than the most “fervent” or “intense” than any other fan base in the world.

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by waelwulf on Dec 11, 2010 8:33 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

The implication is the one I prefer: sports fanaticism in the East Coast is pathological.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

So we’re devotees rather than fanatics.
Caution to anyone who mistakes our congeniality for lack of passion.

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Dec 11, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard somewhere that “fan” comes from fancy. I fancy the 2010 World Champion Giants!

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Dec 11, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Fan comes from "fanatic"

and I think was first used for English soccer fans. In Spanish it’s still “Fanatico.”

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by Rolfyboy on Dec 11, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

True

Though I hear ‘afficionado’ more often.

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by waelwulf on Dec 11, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Kruk

You sexy man you

I <3 Fairweathers

by GrayDilla on Dec 11, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Until very recently, I never heard people actually talking about the Giants on the streets or around much at all. In NY? All the time, both Yankees and Mets. Now, it might be grousing because Posada doesn’t have enough RBIs or Jeter lost his clutch or something, but people are into it.

Now I hear random people on BART or whatever talking about the Giants, or in passing on the street or whatever. Very refreshing.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 11, 2010 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

But the brats and sheboygans are made of angels’ dust and are less than 10 dollar.

I can see power hitters avoiding Petco like the plague, but Pac Bell, come on man. If you can turn on an inside pitch, the right field porch is shortish. And it’s still the reigning World Series Champs!!!

If the ballpark made the Giants miss out on Jayson Werth’s contract, only makes it more perfecter.

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 11, 2010 12:41 PM PST reply actions  

Who is Scott Ostler?

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 11, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I belong in this line. Mrs. Olwcroft speaks the truth.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Where is Dan Burkhart going to play ?

by nvsfg on Dec 11, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve always kind of liked (!) Ostler. On the continuum of sportswriter/columnists he seemed less the like the willfully offensive Bill Plaschkes and Jay Mariottis of the world and more like a very poor man’s Dave Barry.

by non sequitur on Dec 11, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I would name my band “The Offensive Bill Plaschkes of the World.”

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by Murray, Present on Dec 11, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

He has his moments...

…But if I read him I tend to read him for the occasionally amusing quote rather than for actual content.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 11, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, that’s entirely why I read him — for the funny. It’s why I compare him to Dave Barry. Barry’s primarily known as a humorist, but he also does good sportswriting. He does more “human interest” stories (I hate that term, though) than what we generally consider “sports analysis”, but he’s good. Ostler is not as funny and doesn’t pick as good stories to write, but I’d reservedly put him in the Barry genre of writers.

by non sequitur on Dec 12, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Ostler

I liked him when he was with the LA Times, but in retrospect maybe that’s because he was the only one who wasn’t relentlessly pro-LA teams.

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by achiappanza on Dec 12, 2010 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

With all due respect, mrs. owlcroft,

you are just plain wrong here, if you are serious with your comment.

I’ve spent my not so short life reading columnists, sports and otherwise. Indeed, like with movies and music, one’s taste gets involved, but it isn’t lack of breadth or experience that causes me to say that Ostler is among the best at giving a personal and amusing take on an event or an athlete.

I began reading him in the ’70’s in LA. His voice was young and snarky and fresh, and it still is, though some of the snark is gone. In some respects he was in training to be Jim Murray, but he managed to become himself. I don’t go to him for the news. That’s not the point. The Bay Area is lucky to have him and Jenkins. I have trouble understanding how a fan could think otherwise.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Dec 12, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh my God Bruce Jenkins is terrible.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh my God!!!

We agree on something!

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 12, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Jenkins? really??

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by jponry on Dec 12, 2010 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

This might be an age thing, guys,

but please understand than Gallo has been reading sports columnists from many many cities since the ’50’s, and I think you all (howie/Guy/jp, and no doubt others) are wrong. Jenkins and Ostler might not be to your taste. Fair enough. But they are not terrible. They aren’t even close.

Perhaps I entered The Chronicles after everyone had already decided that the Chron writers were clueless. I didn’t realize that a general opinion existed. I know that many go elsewhere for their news and commentary. I come here (McC) and to various print outlets, principally the Chron and the Bee. I feel well served by these dailys, both in news and amusing commentary.

I’d welcome hearing your specific reasons for denigrating the writing of these two. I’d also welcome opinions on the other Chron writers and print columnists in general. Do any of them have a clue or a worthy take?

Perhaps this deserves a Fanpost of its own.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Dec 12, 2010 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

careful, they make fun of TJ Simers lower in the thread!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 12, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

The way I see it… is like anything that has to do with “entertainment” – sometimes it’s a hit, and sometimes it’s a miss. Even your favorite television show will have an episode that’s not so great, or musician will make a song that you just didn’t enjoy. Columnists are no different… sometimes they’ll be good, sometimes they’ll be bad.

The Bay Area’s best on baseball? Mr. Andrew Baggerly. No doubt.

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by zuma420 on Dec 12, 2010 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

With Jenkins, I guess I don’t have a problem with his actual writing (though I think he’s far, far better writing about tennis than baseball), but his opinions and views on baseball are almost always completely wrong.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 12, 2010 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I don’t really take any issue with the way he writes. The things he writes about baseball are almost always either woefully outdated or, well, wrong.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

The prime example would have to be his landmark series on pitch counts the other year.

I believe he did do the Chron’s World Cup coverage, though. So he gets a few points from me for that.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Jenkins is entertaining. He’s often wrong, but he’s a damned good writer. That’s so, so, so much better than the Simers or Mariottis or Chasses of the baseball world. That goes for him and Ratto both.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 12, 2010 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Ratto’s style of writing actually does bug me. He’s so self-consciously bombastic.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 11:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Ratto has interesting things to say, and he was great at the “Out” screening at the Castro.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 13, 2010 6:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Sadly his column does not always contain those interesting things, and the whole Christmas sweater/grumpy schtick gets a little old on TV.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 13, 2010 6:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t recall the pitch count articles or his position regarding it. I have my own, and it might differ from his or yours. That doesn’t influence the fact that he is an informed and enthusiastic writer with humor and style. He and Ostler also have expertise in several sports, as you both acknowledge. I expect no less from a professional sports writer, and they both deliver.

I’ll take a dive here: Y’all use these institutional periodical writers as emblems of an earlier age, one that doesn’t have your metrics or your attitudes. They are condemned not for their failings but because they represent that era’s take, whatever that might be.

Howie, we’re all wrong most of the time. I don’t think Jenkins’ rightness is the issue here. Jenkins has the privilege of being “Dead Wrong in Public.” You do too, I guess, but your public is much smaller and has a cat’s memory. I think it’s good that you or I don’t control the Giants’ roster. Will you predict the NL West better than he next year?

No, the antipathy to Chron writers is a generational thing . . . and so be it. Hey, I hang out with teenagers all day, and some of them are way smarter than I am. They aren’t wiser, though, and Gallo ain’t that fucking wise.

 Today’s analysis and sensibility allow us fans to know everything quantifiable about a player. This includes the player’s rap sheet and off-field persona. That doesn’t make us brilliant. I don’t expect my sportswriters to be so either. They are simply closer to the action than I.

Neither Jenkins nor you nor I would have made the moves that allowed the Giants to win it all this year. Saber-based decisions wouldn’t have done so either. The Giants’ front office made several important moves based on the gut. Daily columnists write the same way, except they aren’t accountable for the results beyond my amusement.

We, at best, are pundits and snipers. Jenkins and Ostler and Simers and Hano and Falls and Baggs and Gwen and . . . well, they all have my respect, as does the next kid whose name appears over a daily piece of amusing or informative writing. I can’t say the same about radio “hosts.”

I reserve the right to have my own lame opinion . . . as do y’all, I’m sure.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Dec 12, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Dec 12, 2010 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Gallo, I appreciate having you around. Thanks.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Dec 13, 2010 12:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel like you’re reading a hell of a lot into what I’m putting down.

I don’t look at it as a matter of era. There are a lot of things that have been revealed recently to be simple common sense, things that maybe weren’t previously because they hadn’t been quantified or we hadn’t thought to look in that direction yet. The limits of W/L% for pitchers. The importance of OBP. The inherent dangers of pitching a lot. These are not crazy saber stats. I’m not expecting Bruce Jenkins to deal in WAR or wRC or BABIP-adjusted OPS+ or whatever. But there are simple things that used to be in the dark, and that we have now shone the light on. OBP is as simple as it gets. Run support is as basic a concept as you find in baseball. Guys have been losing their careers to their shoulders and elbows for decades. These kinds of things are now widely acknowledged things, and it’s the prerogative of the Bruce Jenkinses of the world to defend the anachronistic notions that preceded them.

To that point, I don’t think that it’s a matter of era at all. I don’t identify as new-age fan or a gen-y reader. I’m not raging against those who came before me. I don’t feel the upstart cub’s need to challenge the head of the pride for any reason. I’m happy to sit at the feet of those whose experience eclipses mine. I’m not so presumptuous not to.

I don’t take a swipe at Jenkins because he represents an era past. I take a swipe at Jenkins because he represents a mode of thinking that is simply too proud or too hard-headed to account for simple changes where simple common sense – not “my metrics”, whatever you appear to think those may be – asks for it.

But beyond that, I think you’re making a very odd jump here. I’m not exactly sure how this went from a very broad-based criticism of Jenkins to a discussion of our individual merits as baseball executives. I am as happy as you are that I don’t control the Giants roster. I don’t see what that has to do with Jenkins, but I’m happy about it.

I don’t ask Jenkins to make accurate predictions. I don’t ask him to suggest brilliant trades or to discuss the intimate details of contracts that should or should not be signed. I do not ask him to write about VORP 5.0. I ask him only to say things that make sense given some of the very basic things that we understand today. That we may not, as fans, have understood some of these things 15, 20, 25 years ago isn’t a reason to struggle against them.

You seem to be making a judgment, or – if not making one – suggesting a judgment about my wisdom. I’ll let pride fall by the wayside and grant you the benefit of being the wiser party. Two-, three-fold wiser, almost certainly. But I never questioned the wisdom of Jenkins. Furthermore, I never questioned the quality of his writing. I never questioned his intelligence. I don’t ask him to be brilliant. I don’t expect him to be brilliant. I expect him, very simply, to be aware of what are now well-known things that he willfully ignores. Things that today’s lay-fans are aware of. You’re pulling threads from the air that simply aren’t inherent to the thoughts I expressed. Or, at worst, the thoughts I tried to express.

And I never said that Jenkins does not have my respect. I understand that his work on tennis is exemplary, and I enjoyed what he wrote during the World Cup. Furthermore, he’s survived – and continues to thrive – in a dying, or at least rapidly changing, industry. He has my respect.

He just doesn’t, by and large, have my readership.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 13, 2010 12:44 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

what howie said

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 13, 2010 6:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the expansion, howie.

I guess I understood your unqualified, freestanding use of “terrible” to cover more than just the blind spot to contemporary metrics. I had only the words of the brief post to go by, and the words gave a blanket condemnation.

Howie, you and jponry have both studied lit. Don’t all writers have a blind spot, even the great ones? In fact, they are sometimes interesting for what they don’t see or don’t address. Many fine writers created their masterworks while clinging to archaic sensibilities. It doesn’t make them terrible.

I agree that part of Jenkins’ job should include teaching himself the rudiments of modern player evaluation. Not doing so has cost him readers . . . but it doesn’t make him “terrible.”

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Dec 13, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, when I called him “terrible” I wasn’t really working from my “thoughtful” mode. You can take is as firm hyperbole.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 13, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The really galling aspect of this is that it comes from the Chronicle.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2010 12:41 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

The really galling totally unsurprising aspect of this is that it comes from the Chronicle wire service broadsheet.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 11, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got your galling aspect right here, shanghai.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Dec 12, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Jerry Callo?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 12, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

But roach droppings, old VHS tapes, and possum meat together is delicious!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 11, 2010 12:42 PM PST reply actions  

Aubrey Huff: Career 162-game HR average: 25.

Aubrey Huff: 2010 HRs: 26.

QED, bitches.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t Huff complaining about the park in the beginning of the season? I remember something like that.

by Cookyman on Dec 11, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

He was certainly aware of it. The inside-the-parker where DeRosa made him needlessly slide to the plate was actually his first HR at AT&T.

by non sequitur on Dec 11, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

He was complaining early in the season. Which is one of the reasons I like that he did pretty much exactly what he has always done over the course of the year.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

He had post-it notes in the clubhouse for each home run Mays Field robbed him of.

by shaolinironlion on Dec 11, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That must’ve single-handedly put 3M in the black this year.

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by lurkers UNTIE on Dec 11, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

you guys remember that 1 he missed

against the Padres off Mike Adams that he hit to the right of dead center in the 8th inning with the Giants down 3-1? it would have tied the game. i think it was in August. one of those moments where i thought it wasn’t our year

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by bumgarner on Dec 13, 2010 6:33 AM PST up reply actions  

someone post

the gif of him running on the bench.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Dec 12, 2010 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

The car upsets me as well.

But I am sure the Giants get quite a bit of dough for that eyesore.

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 11, 2010 12:45 PM PST reply actions  

It did once lead to a highlight that KNBR played in promos for YEARS.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s off the top of the car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

damn it! Now I owe you a Coke….

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by Little Napoleon on Dec 11, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re lucky: I don’t drink soda.

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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

He probably meant cocaine.

(As an aside, I do not recognize this “Jinx you owe a coke nonsense.” The CORRECT jinx rules are that, once jinxed, you can’t talk until somebody says your name.)

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

well, ‘Jinx, you owe me a Coke’ is an exchange between Mr Burns to Smithers,
and the second part just doesn’t amke sense in this format…

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by Little Napoleon on Dec 11, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no memory of that

However, Bart definitely got jinxed in the “now you can’t talk until somebody says your name.” Homer ended up punching him.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Homer was completely in the right.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

“You owe me a Coke” is a modification;
It might be regional.
The offender buys you a Coke to get out of the penalty.
Alternately, they just flat out owe you a Coke.
Billy Simmons still owes me four.
He’d better hope our paths don’t cross.

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by waelwulf on Dec 11, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That is correct. And if you do talk, the person who jinxed you gets to punch you.

We also had something called a personal jinx, where only the person who jinxed you could get you out.

Coke rules are stupid. I will never give you a coke.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You owe me a Coke.

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by waelwulf on Dec 11, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You owe me two years of tuition and living costs.

HOW DOES IT FEEL WHEN I COMPLETELY MAKE UP RULES, JERK?

I’ll give you the Coke when I get the money.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

It… doesn’t feel good at all.
Excuse me, I have some somber phone calls to make.

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by waelwulf on Dec 11, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

These are the correct rules.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 11, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I always actually thought the “you owe me a coke” thing came from Kim Possible.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

no it's way earlier than that

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by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Waaaaaaaaay earlier.

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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not even sure what Kim Possible is, but I don’t ever remember hearing the “you owe me a coke” thing until I met my wife (2001). Now I seem to hear it all the time.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember doing that back in like junior high…and I can tell you, that was waaaaaaaaaay before 2001!

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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Whenever it was, it was still BAD AND WRONG!

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it came from The Office, when Jim and Pam were still a cute thing instead of horrible monsters.

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by Murray, Present on Dec 11, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, right or wrong, it is definitely not a tv/film generated line.
Let’s just… let’s let that be that.

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by waelwulf on Dec 11, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

The first time I heard the Coke thing

Was in an SNL sketch when Julia Louis-Dreyfus was still a cast member. So that’s somewhere in 1982-85.

I also grew up with the “can’t talk” rule.

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by achiappanza on Dec 12, 2010 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Kim Possible was a cartoon (it might still be running, I’m not sure). The first time I ever ever ever ever ever encountered the Coke thing was in an episode of that show.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure it’s no longer running.

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by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun fact

Kim Possible was originally only supposed to have 65 episodes to comply with the Disney Channel’s arbitrary cut off number for animated shows, but due to its wild popularity in Germany, they produced another season so it could qualify for German syndication.

Also, I have the Kimmunicator beep as my text ringtone.

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by mymclife on Dec 12, 2010 1:14 AM PST up reply actions  

And who can forget her cohort, the sublimely named Ron Stoppable.

"Mow bwiefings?" "More briefings."

by stobgopper on Dec 12, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Voiced by Will Friedle!

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by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

The most sublime farce was that episode where Ron becomes the protege of the Fearless Ferret, a masked crimefighter voiced by Adam West, who guided Ron in the new Ferret Suit via a communications link.

LOL batman beyond.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 12, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait a second.

This happened?

I must see it.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewTVSeason?i=261958492&id=259829473&s=143441

Now you can RENT for only 99 cents!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 12, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

But I need iSomething….

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by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Jon Miller: "It’s off the top of the car!!!

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by Little Napoleon on Dec 11, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

They won the game regardless!

Also, since when has Jeff Kent been ecstatic about anything in his life? His moods tend to range from Miserable Prick to Smug Bastard.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Well played, sir . . .

You get bonus points for combining terrific humor with a dead-on accurate assessment of Mr. I Broke My Wrist Washing The Car Really Truly.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Dec 11, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Kent smiles with his mouth, but never with his eyes.

Warning, angry Giants fan on the loose.

by MHizzle on Dec 11, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Favorite line from a KNBR promo:

Miller: “Here’s the throw to the plate… IT’S CUT OFF! And the Giants have won it!”

that was a walk-off win in early 2003, I think, against the bums.

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by Howie Bruno on Dec 11, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve always been partial to
“And it hits off the foul pole! WHO PUT THAT THING THERE?”

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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

How about the promos when Bonds was chasing Aaron?

with the theme from “The Natural.” Goosebumps.

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by Howie Bruno on Dec 11, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to see the video of this

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 11, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it was against the Diamondbacks.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 11, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL he really does destroy the Dbacks!

by kimmyg on Dec 11, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m in that picture!!!

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by zuma420 on Dec 11, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Pics or it didn’t happen.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 12, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Khaki shorts, white kicks – good friend’s season tickets – he still has ’em. The girl in the gray sweater in front of us complained about how cold it was for half the game.

Don’t look at my junk.

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by zuma420 on Dec 12, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

/averts eyes

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 12, 2010 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the person in the top left of the picture, holding the hat out to catch the ball. So close! You almost had it!

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I like the woman in the red all the way to the right of the picture trying to avoid getting hit. That looks scary!

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by Roger on Dec 11, 2010 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

What a classy catch.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Dec 11, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I was at the game……I like that Randy Wynn guy.

by shaolinironlion on Dec 11, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

that guy in the red coat in the front row looks terrified…

by Bret1110 on Dec 12, 2010 1:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Move in Triples Alley.

More seats,more revenue,better players.

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by iloveddickdietz on Dec 11, 2010 12:49 PM PST reply actions  

Move the fences OUT and put baseball-sized golf holes throughout the outfield. If it goes in the hole, it’s a hole-in-one and you get to go all the way around the bases.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

And Ron Washington would STILL start Vlad in RF.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Install a huge, meaningless lamppost out in triples alley.

Warning, angry Giants fan on the loose.

by MHizzle on Dec 11, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Install a plexiglass roof 30 feet above the field and put in Astroturf. The game never gets rained out, and you get pinball effects.

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by achiappanza on Dec 12, 2010 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

We should put a ferris wheel where the batter's eye is too

More revenue and less people watching the game and distracting our players

by DFARowand on Dec 11, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe have a huge slide somewhere

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by O R They? on Dec 11, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Also… .CANNONS. People love water cannons!!

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by zuma420 on Dec 11, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

HHHUUMM this could go wrong in soooo many ways.

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by daveinexile on Dec 12, 2010 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

ROLLERCOASTER

A splash hit everytime

I <3 Fairweathers

by GrayDilla on Dec 11, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Chasm?

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by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Fewer triples.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Fewer alleys.

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by O R They? on Dec 11, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw we but in beach sand.

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by say hey nation on Dec 11, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

BOO!

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 11, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Or leave the park alone

And not have to worry about as many of the LaRoches & Bobby Murcers of game screwing up our summer day after week after month unless the GM is stupid enough to trade for them!

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by daveinexile on Dec 12, 2010 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

For the record

I don’t think we should move in the fences. And I agree with Grant. All I’m saying is that if you think that AT&T doesn’t hurt us getting left handed offense, you’re wrong.

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by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Sigh..

Actually you’re way off base..

If we make the best offer, 90% of left handed hitters would sign here.

If you’re argument is that we can’t get mediocre lefties who are trying to pump up their stats on one year deals then you are absolutely right.

by DFARowand on Dec 11, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

just look at LaRoche last year.

thank god he walked away from all that ridiculous money. Nick Johnson, too.

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by Howie Bruno on Dec 11, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Disagree

And you’re underplaying how important it is to be able to sign that kind of scrap-heap talent.

If Aubrey Huff had had more than one offer, he might not have come to SF. A team needs to be able to sign mid-range players to fill positions, and the Giants are at a significant disadvantage at acquiring that talent. That’s not a good thing.

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by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

A "significant disadvantage" is overstating it to the point of hyperbole

Name me one “mid-range” player we would not have signed this year if we had made the best offer?

by DFARowand on Dec 11, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Nick Johnson and Adam LaRoche

Just because we got lucky with our 3rd choice doesn’t mean we always will.

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by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That was last year

Adam Laroche is ONE example. One guys viewpoint is not indicative.

Nick Johnson wanted to play for the Yankees. That is not the debate here.

by DFARowand on Dec 11, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually I don't

ONCE AGAIN.. In spite of you’re rock solid Adam Laroche didn’t want to play here so no lefties do argument..

90-95%% of what gets a player to sign somewhere is the contract. Period. The parks effect of on lefty homeruns. Remember they only play half their games at AT&T. Is negligible AT BEST

by DFARowand on Dec 11, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

If the contract is in the same ballpark(ha!), the player will sign where they will have the best numbers. If the contract is unusually high the Player’s Union will have something to say about where they sign.

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by iloveddickdietz on Dec 11, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

But… that’s why agents would do research, and BS would have numbers handy to disprove the MYTH.

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by zuma420 on Dec 11, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

BS would have numbers handy to disprove the MYTH.

Susan maybe, but Sabes ?

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by nvsfg on Dec 11, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

A few other left-handed hitters have gone on record saying they hated hitting at AT&T park, though. Maybe they were having a bad day, or maybe our pitchers are just awesome and they blamed it on the park, but Todd Helton and Lance Berkman (switch hitter, but whatever) are two hitters that immediately come to mind as not wanting to hit at AT&T.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Dec 11, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Or maybe they are just uptight something-or-others that use the ball park as an excuse? " It’s San Francisco man…. they’re all weird out there!!!!!!!!! < ahem > I mean… I don’t like hitting there!"
Hitting what? hmmmm?

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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Berkman’s rant also included how much he hated San Francisco, and how terrible the weather is there, as I recall.

Also as I recall, a number of Padres complained about Petco the first year it opened. So a couple of opposing hitters over the years seems mild by comparison…

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I was at a game at Petco where Klesko and Phil Nevin lost probably 3 or 4 homers between them due to the massive RF. Not surprisingly, I believe they were the biggest complainers.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Dec 11, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, what weather does he like?

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by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s from Waco, so I can only assume he prefers miserable and sweltering.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Strange dude.

What’s the weather like in Tallahassee?

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by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It gets hotter here in the summer than it does in South Florida. It gets colder in the winter than it does in South Florida. Pretty much screwed both ways.

A couple of weeks ago it was 80 and we were occasionally running the AC. Now it’s getting well below freezing at night.

Lots of thunderstorms and torrential rain in the summer. The thunderstorms can be cool to watch, at least.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds fun!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

This
If we make the best offer, 90% of left handed hitters would sign here.

If park effects really mattered in where players sign, then the Rockies would have signed someone who already had a 30 HR season on his resume in their history.

As it stands, a fully washed up Jason Giambi was their first one.

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by achiappanza on Dec 12, 2010 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Not necessarily

Because all FA’s know that even if they’re successful at Coors, people will just write it off.

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by GiantPain on Dec 12, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s why Holliday got such a paltry offer!

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by Roger on Dec 12, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Or, alternately, no pitchers would go to Philadelphia.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

…or Yankee Stadium.

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by zuma420 on Dec 12, 2010 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Consistency

If they’ll adjust down for Coors, they’ll adjust up for Petco.

If you argue park factors matter, then all parks get adjusted and it doesn’t matter where you play.

if you argue they don’t, then Colorado should have people lining up to play there.

Seems to me the argument that Coors hitters get dinged, but ATT hitters suffer from a pervasive yet inaccurate view that it’s a pitcher’s park is inconsistent.

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by achiappanza on Dec 13, 2010 12:37 AM PST up reply actions  

A washed up Dale Murphy begs to differ, as do washed up Matt Nokes, Ron Gant, and Steve Finley.

More to the point, so does a not quite washed up Jeromy Burnitz.

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by EliminateMe on Dec 13, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

this actually is the worst possible year to make this argument about ATT. The Giants weren’t interested in any major free agents, and the one they did sign made a point of saying that after the Giants called he made it clear to his agent that he wasn’t interested in playing anywhere else.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees because he wants to win the World Series. Wait, what???

by rxmeister on Dec 11, 2010 12:51 PM PST reply actions  

Take a look at #24!

And Matt Cain’s two most similar pitchers through age 25 on B-R?

John Smoltz. Don Sutton.

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by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Cain would be the third-best closer in the NL, I’d bet.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 11, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

At best!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

the third starter at best meme totally went over my head in this case

I was just thinking in terms of when Smoltz was a closer: who would he have been third best behind? Gagne and Hoffman?

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

some of the later comparisons aren't as flattering

though they still had good careers.

Ismael Valdes is a name I hadn’t thought of in years…

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

IIRC

BBR’s “most similar player” is pretty crappy. PECOTA has a good one, but it costs money.

by Cookyman on Dec 11, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.baseball-reference.com/about/similarity.shtml

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by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The win loss percentage for Cain is pathetic. So sad that for many years he didn’t get any run support, crazy.

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 12, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

lol W column

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Dec 11, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Average innings eater!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 11, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Because W-L percentage is what really matters

Chart of ERA+ vs W-L% for top 20 since 2005. This proves Matt Cain is a third starter at best, it’s just science.

by busterbarelyevenknowher on Dec 12, 2010 1:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Best part

Second youngest guy on there, next to King Felix.

by InTimmyWeTrust on Dec 11, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

What that list also really shows is how few pitchers are good (and healthy) for 6 years. Just 27 pitchers are above average over that period, and a lot of them only barely. Just 16 have an ERA below 4.

Long term pitching contracts are rarely a good idea.

by sarf_london_niner on Dec 12, 2010 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Joe Blanton and Ervin Santana, exactly average pitchers. I don’t know why I thought Ervin was much better than Blanton, guess perceptions can be misleading.

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 12, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Barry Zito, above average pitcher the past five years!!!

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 12, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

/Kinsler’d

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

/Elster’d

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by iloveddickdietz on Dec 11, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

/ Carlos Lee'd

one of my all time favorites. Lee hits it to right center, starts his home run trot, and Randy Winn camps under the can of corn. The look on his face was priceless.

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by nvsfg on Dec 11, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Surprise butt secks

is what I’d imagine Lee’s face looked like.

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 11, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ll like the bullpens until Belt breaks his leg running over one of them.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Dec 11, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That can be said for any part of the field.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Dec 11, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

On-field bullpens are much more dangerous and completely unnecessary.

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by cheno on Dec 11, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Sure a bump on the ground is more dangerous than flat ground. I happen to like the romantic setting by having the bullpen be near the action where the whole stadium can see.

I don’t like the stadiums where even the announcers and everyone in attendance have to guess who is warming up in the bullpen. I especially like how the opposing bullpen is only a few feet away from our fans.

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 11, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I’d take Cheno’s side on this. The bullpens are unsightly and dangerous. The cars in LF are embarrassing. The temps are too cold (just as it’s too humid in Atlanta, St. Louis, Miami, and presumably KC and Tampa. Maybe Cincy too.)

And no lefty power hitter is going to want to ply his trade at AT&T as it is currently configured. It’s fine to say “to heck with them,” but it’s still the case.

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by Lyle on Dec 11, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

if lefty hitters don’t like playing there then we should have an advantage in signing righty pitchers

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 11, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Wellemeyer could have signed ANYWHERE last year, man. He chose here for a reason.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Dec 11, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Can someone PLEASE explain to me...

…where this myth that the Giants, FORGOT the bullpens? I saw the plans for the ballpark in 1996 when I bought my CSL. They had double-decker bullpens were the tunnel is. If anything, they forgot the tunnel. They wanted them on the field, plain and simple.

by haemaker on Dec 12, 2010 2:41 AM PST up reply actions  

McCann in the crappy game the Braves won with the Ankiel splash hit

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 12, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It is the best ballpark in major league baseball

it plays extremely fair and the Giants have gone a good job putting together a team that plays to the strengths of the ballpark.

There is nothing to complain about.

by joe t on Dec 11, 2010 12:53 PM PST reply actions  

Agreed. Playing in a bandbox the new Yankee Stadium would sicken me.

And don’t even get me started on the Mickey Mouse dimensions in Houston.

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by Howie Bruno on Dec 11, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

but… but… the hill… the train… the ambiance!!!!!

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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It reminds me of the venues in Backyard Baseball. Except those were all vacant lots, city parks and the like.

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by Howie Bruno on Dec 11, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, that one vacant lot was huge.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember the first game in the series against the Padres that Sanchez predicted would be a sweep

Huff absolutely clobbered a ball to Death Valley that would have been a go-ahead home run down 2 in the 8th inning. And it died on the track.

I was sitting on the first base line, and I watched as Huff stopped short of first base, put his hands on his hips and shook his head. He was beside himself, and so was I.

But all in all, I love the dimensions

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by Howie Bruno on Dec 11, 2010 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

There were a few hits like that toward the end of the season. Good thing it worked out, though!

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by theghostofjasonellison on Dec 11, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

i almost threw my laptop out the window when that happened

definitely one of the lowpoints of the year

Ignoring Tim Mccarver since 2002.

by bumgarner on Dec 13, 2010 6:40 AM PST up reply actions  

random thought

Is someone going to start a Community Prospects thing this offseason? I always enjoy those.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2010 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

Who normally does those? Marcello I think?

We should probably get moving on that.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

even if true, it would all equal out. It would cost more to get hitters to sign, but it will cost less for your pitching staff, because they’ll all be lining up to pitch in a pitcher’s park. This is why the Giants were able to bring in Barry Zito for so much under market value.

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by rxmeister on Dec 11, 2010 1:06 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

if I were a big fat lefty like Adam Dunn

the RF dimensions would worry me. I don’t think I would quite leg out as many doubles and triples, plus we all know that HRs really are where the money lies.

Still, I share the skepticism that it all matters at the negotiating table. If it were true, wouldn’t we get a comparable discount on pitching?

I also have a one picture argument in favor of leaving the park the way it is:

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2010 1:10 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

You should have realized Washington smelled terrible before you signed.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 11, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Why in the world wouldn’t you leg out doubles and triples? That sounds like crazy talk. AT&T actually increases the number of singles, doubles, and triples that a lefty hits – and the effect on triples is WIDELY known. I don’t know why anybody who can run would come to a park that they know is good for triples, and then get lazy about running for them.

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess you are talking about Dunn, though. He’s not much of a runner, is he?

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

that’s the point

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by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome picture, O.

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by zuma420 on Dec 11, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember seeing someone use a tool on baseball reference one time

That let you take player’s seasons and put them in different ball parks. I vaguely remember seeing someone put 2002 Barry Bonds in Coors field… and he hit 100 home runs.

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by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

it's still there

if you click on More Stats I think

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

“fuckin juiced ball bullshit”

Thing A

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by sam23 on Dec 11, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I guess the picture does need a sentence

I really enjoy it when opposing hitters make that face.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn't he win the Royal Rumble?

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by RDreamer on Dec 11, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

the first one, yes

(also possibly my least favorite wrestler of all time)

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

His WWF stuff was awful when McMahon go to him. If you catch his early stuff before the shitty WWF cartoon on the late 80s, he’s pretty decent.

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by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

got to him

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by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

he did have one of the most unintentionally funny lines in wrestling history, though

After Hogan’s nWo heel turn, he called him out, saying, “Hulk Hogan, you are a great technical wrestler!”

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Technically he’s right. Check out Hogan’s stuff from Japan. He actually used moves vs. Stan Hanson and Great Muta. US…not so much.

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by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

He wasn’t “great” like Muta

Seriously, if you watch his stuff on You Tube from Japan, you’ll think “Holy Shit! I didn’t know he could do that!” No “Hulking up”. He wrestles the Japanese style. Actually watching his match vs. Stan Hanson, pretty funny the way Hanson runs over that pedo Mel Phillips, after he runs him over, the camera cuts back to Hogan where he could tell he got a kick out that.

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by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Stone Cold is another dude who could “wrestle” when given the chance. His “technical wrestling” match with Benoit on Raw was pretty darn good.

by Natto on Dec 11, 2010 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw his stuff when he was with WCW, teaming with Brian Pillman as the tag team “Hollywood Blondes”. He was pretty good.

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by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2010 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Stunning Steve!!

Yeah – he obviously had to change his entire moveset to coordinate with the SCSA character. He developed most of it during his short run in ECW – he was injured, so a little limited in what he could do so he went with a sort of “rough” style, and brought it back once he transitioned to SCSA. His run with the Dangerous Alliance was great though, even before he was Stunning Steve – if you can find it, the 2 out of 3 falls against Barry Windham for the TV title was classic.

Hogan could go when he was younger – he was well trained. Once he really bulked up, and sustained a few injuries – he really scaled it back. Plus, the “Real American” gimmick didn’t need a whole lot more than punch, kick, get beat up… Hulk up, big boot, leg drop – KIDS GO CRAZY! Some of that can be attributed to who he was working with, some to just the “style” that Vince wanted him to roll with. I could go on and on….

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by zuma420 on Dec 12, 2010 1:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m old enough to remember the original Hollywood Blondes, Buddy Roberts and Jerry Brown. I used to watch wrestling on UHF television from LA. The big stars on that show were Freddie Blassie and John Tolos. They didn’t show wrestling from SF, but the stars at that time were another pedophile, Pat Patterson and Moondog Mayne.

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by rxmeister on Dec 12, 2010 6:18 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

… and Ray Stevens. You’re older than I am!!!

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by zuma420 on Dec 12, 2010 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

As I recall, his neck injury also contributed to his change in style from a wrestler to a brwler.

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by jcb9 on Dec 12, 2010 6:20 AM PST up reply actions  

This is true

After the Owen Hart piledriver, Steve was never the same. Of course, his (and Hogan’s) lack of technical showmanship in the ring was dictated by their gimmicks. Steve needed punches, kicks, the Lou Thesz press, and the Stunner.

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by RDreamer on Dec 12, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally agree… but even before the Owen botch, he was using less and less of his technical stuff. He totally cut out all the Suplexes and what not after that though.

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by zuma420 on Dec 12, 2010 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Dunn really does hit HRs really really freaking far, though. He might not have to be legging out too many doubles and triples.

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by Roger on Dec 11, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The Padres are really shooting themselves in the foot by moving their AAA team to Escondido

“We’re not drawing very well. What do you propose?”
“Let’s put another team in San Diego County to take more attendance away from the Padres!”
“Brilliant! Fuck work, let’s drink.”

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 1:12 PM PST reply actions  

As long as that ballpark doesn’t have any parking, they’ll be just fine.

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by zuma420 on Dec 11, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

That is pretty bizarre- they should have moved it to Oakland.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 11, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yuma

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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I… had not been told about the VHS tapes.

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by waelwulf on Dec 11, 2010 1:12 PM PST reply actions  

How do you think all of those old VHS tapes got recycled? Don’t worry though. I hear DVDs taste a little better and have less fat.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 11, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Triples Alley is an excellent blog.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

If you ask me, this is the way Park Factors should be calculated for every ballpark. I really dislike the way ESPN puts its park factors stuff together.

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually hadn’t read this before.
Thank you.

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by waelwulf on Dec 11, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Almost all ballparks are remodeled.

Most are done every 10-20 years. Dodger Stadium,Fenway,Wrigley,Yankee, Angel Stadium etc..I believe moving in Triples Alley about 20 ft. would add seats so more people could enjoy the Giants ,add revenue and thus add or keep quality players in the future.

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by iloveddickdietz on Dec 11, 2010 1:13 PM PST reply actions  

But why stop there . . .

Let’s add a choo choo train like Houston and a big slide where Lou Seal can drop into a bucket of chum every time the Giants hit a dinger.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Dec 11, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Instead of a hill in center, how about a decline? A little ramp to nowhere would be awesome in its danger!

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 11, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Screw a ramp. Just have the field fall off completely fifteen feet from the wall.

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Only if . . .

Rowand gets to start in center in those stupid last-weekend-of-spring-training exhibition games.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Dec 11, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

And then remove it . . .

as a failed experiment, just like Rusty the Old Navy sloganeer.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Dec 11, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

How about a moat instead of an outfield wall, with alligators and hippos?

I’d like to see anyone try to take a home run away from the Giants in that configuration.

by wcw on Dec 11, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Just let the bay reclaim the field, put in a dock, some kayaks, and make things really interesting.

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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I personally think we should adopt CJ Wilson's idea
“It’s not like they have a fire pit with a lion that jumps out and eats the outfielders,” Wilson noted with a smile

Take that Andre Ethier!!

by DFARowand on Dec 11, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

To take from a very old joke...

Casey Blake falls into a lionpit and disappears. Everybody thinks he’s a goner, when all of a sudden he comes flying back out. “What happened,” they ask, breathlessly.

Blake replies, “When the lions gathered around, I told them not to eat me because I was a good guy and Dodger. Not even a lion would swallow that!”

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Dec 11, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a great quote.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 11, 2010 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Put a Rancor pit in CF.

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by Soulbrother16 on Dec 11, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

To give Torres +2 / +0 and Trample?

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by jctGamer on Dec 11, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

They could flood the field, and play the game in boats!

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Dec 11, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Better yet...

Just trench to the bay and let the water form a nature inlet. Have boats and stuff….

by Leftyretro on Dec 11, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Why just a small pool?

Why not make the entire stands underwater, big pool fun

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by GrayDilla on Dec 11, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Or a mountain with a waterfall. That would be cool too.

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by Cody_ransom on Dec 13, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I really doubt adding 100 seats will help keep any players. And the only teams that extra seats help are teams that sell out every game.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
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by say hey nation on Dec 11, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants are going to sell out a hell of a lot of games next year.

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by zuma420 on Dec 11, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

True, but they won’t sell out every game.

Overplayed memes:
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2002 WS CANCELED
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by say hey nation on Dec 11, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Even beyond the stupidity of it

THERE ARE NO LONGER A WHOLE LOT OF “LEFTY HITTERS IN THEIR PRIME” WHO HIT THE GODDAMN FREE AGENT MARKET TO BEGIN WITH.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2010 1:17 PM PST reply actions  

PRINCE FIELDER

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by jctGamer on Dec 11, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

lolfatlol

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by zuma420 on Dec 11, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

What happened to Field F/X

or whatever they’ve been installing at the yard over the years? I found this Popular Mechanics article but I thought the Giants had some massive array of cameras set up a couple years ago in hopes of discovering better defensive metrics.

Marquis: "So where the hell's Barry gonna be?"
Superfan: "He's over there, conserving power."

by General Burnside on Dec 11, 2010 1:20 PM PST reply actions  

The Giants camera system and Field F/X aren't the same thing

I hear rumbles in the SABR community from time to time that Field F/X is coming soon and it’s going to be awesome.

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by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

So what does ATT have that other parks don’t?

Marquis: "So where the hell's Barry gonna be?"
Superfan: "He's over there, conserving power."

by General Burnside on Dec 11, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It's some kind of proprietary system

They’re understandably mum on what exactly they get from the system, so those of us on the outside really have no idea.

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by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

So it’s possible that Bochy’s defensive alignments and late-inning double switches are the product of surreptitious and advanced new wave metrics. Hmm. Maybe I’ll just forget all about it instead of trying to figure it out.

Marquis: "So where the hell's Barry gonna be?"
Superfan: "He's over there, conserving power."

by General Burnside on Dec 11, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The cameras told him to leave Lincecum in to hit and then remove him after walking the leadoff batter the next inning.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Dec 11, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The entire "AT&T Park is a pitcher's park" meme . . .

Is so annoying. It showed up at Olney’s column on ESPN a couple of months back. And he’s actually a pretty knowledgeable guy. (I emailed him with corrections and a link to his own site with park effect over the last few years, but he just ignored it.) But because the players and the media believe the meme is truthful, it does color how they respond. I suppose the upside would be that we ought to be able to have better luck with starting pitchers, but seem pretty well equipped for a couple of years in that area.

I do understand why an left-handed HR hitter would not want to come here. Need to pitch the park to lefty line drive hitters . . . but everybody luvs their dingerz these days.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Dec 11, 2010 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

Reading Grant’s post made me think: why should the numbers on this issue change anyone’s mind in baseball any more than fielding metrics should affect Gold Glove votes, or Jack Cust seeming like a valuable hitter, or just about anything else? MY RBI NUBMERs WILL GO DOWN IN THAT GIANTS PARK SO IM NOT GOING.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 11, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Last year I remember reading a story about how Boras had prepared this whole package of data on how badly Safeco park killed Adrian Beltre’s power numbers, and all I could think was: “didn’t he have access to that data before he signed Beltre there is the first place?”

MY DAD WAS WRONG!

by Roger on Dec 11, 2010 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

If it’s the top offer, Boras would sign his guy to play in hell. “Adrian, we have to give him our souls, but it’s eighty million dollars!!”

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees because he wants to win the World Series. Wait, what???

by rxmeister on Dec 12, 2010 6:22 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

“Okay, but how many years?”
“…”

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Dec 12, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

remember when people used to suggest that we change the park

to fix the offense.

I think that might have been the dumbest Giants related meme ever.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2010 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

The Giants will

change the dimensions in the park. Not because of the offense or the pitching or anything else except the BOTTOM LINE.

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Dec 11, 2010 1:35 PM PST reply actions  

Just a matter of time.

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Dec 11, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

This could be true . . .

Without impacting how the field plays. The first move in this direction was the conversion of former photography wells on the field into more luxury seats. That funky Virgin America booth down the right field line. The Coors Light barber chairs out in center. I also question whether something more than a very substantial reconfiguration is going to change the park effect that much. I believe that much of the negative impact on LHB HRs (the only real negative impact) comes from the prevailing wind direction (toward the east during most games) and the 20-foot high brick wall. If you put a couple hundred extra seats out in the farthest reaches of triple valley, you might affect a handful of monster shots a year. But that’s about it.

And as someone above pointed out, adding more marginal bleacher seats at a park that (2011 notwithstanding) will not regularly sell out is not that big a revenue producer. They make far more money with the variable pricing, trying to push attendance right to near the existing capacity.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Dec 11, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

Capacity has been raised from 40,800 to 41,915 in ten seasons, adding another 1,000 or so seats along Triples Alley could generate upwards of $3,000,000 without doing much to the dimensions. I’m not sure how more variable pricing you can do.

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Dec 11, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

1,000 seems like a LOT of seats to fit into Triples Alley.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we can fit 1000 Asians

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by jctGamer on Dec 11, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

we lost Geno Espinelli though so…

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 11, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

we lost Geno?!

oh man I missed this wher’d he go?

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quick google search....

the ROCKIES?! Aww maaaaaan. I liked him.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Dec 12, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

RIP

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 12, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

RPG

he was no good anyway.

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by O R They? on Dec 12, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

And 3 million dollars seems like a lot of money from 100 seats

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by say hey nation on Dec 11, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I charged thirty and added concessions.

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by iloveddickdietz on Dec 11, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

 Take into account extra costs, other seats that won’t be filled (SF won’t ever have consecutive 81 sell outs) and then throw in that other seats will have their prices dropped b/c seats will now be between them and the field.

Also the team sells LF seats, for 2011, from $7 to $27 and I would expect the Triple Alley seats to be reasonably similar price. So $20 is a better estimate than $30.

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by say hey nation on Dec 11, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Settle for $25?

If they were to cut over from the end of sect. 141 straight over(?) to the beginning of sect. 147, Maybe they could add 5,000 seats.

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by iloveddickdietz on Dec 11, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL you think we could increase the park capacity by 10% in Triples Alley,

Also if making money is your main concern, wouldn’t that limit offseason use of the park?

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by say hey nation on Dec 11, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Lol,

What one football game? Let’s add more concerts! Maybe a Wedding Expo.

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by iloveddickdietz on Dec 11, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

One football game and you get half or a 1/4 of the profits (also all of Cal’s season next year?) is probably more than you’ll make from 5,000 extra fans

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by say hey nation on Dec 11, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Very nice. So we can’t squeeze a football game in?

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by iloveddickdietz on Dec 11, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, if your main concern is $ then that might actually be an issue.

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2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Dec 11, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I recall going to a Demons game there

and bot teams had to stand on one side of the field.

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by iloveddickdietz on Dec 11, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, I can’t believe I’m not the only person here to have attended an XFL game.

THE THING IS, IT HAPPENED - 11/1/10

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Dec 11, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Literally nobody at my school knows what the XFL was. I made a Rod Smart joke once and it fell completely flat.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I still remember watching the first game on TV.

Reporter: Why does the back of your jersey say “He Hate Me.”

Rod Smart: “BECAUSE THEY HATE ME, MAN!”

THE THING IS, IT HAPPENED - 11/1/10

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Dec 11, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL sports nerbs gather at blog!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 11, 2010 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, and that’s necessary as it is because of the size of the field. Shrinking won’t help.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Are we selling out every game now?

by Cookyman on Dec 11, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

This as good a time as there is.
                         Signed, YOUR 2010 World Series Champions

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by iloveddickdietz on Dec 11, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Not picking a fight here . . .

just curious. Do you want the expansion to happen, or are you just predicting that it will? For my part, I like the unusual configuration and the thrills of balls being chased down in Triple Valley. And would be sad to see it go. If Ostler is right about anything, it’s that current management won’t let it happen. So I’m not too worried. But if it did happen based on the need to be competitive . . . I just think that analysis is all screwed up. I just don’t think it would markedly change park effect or the attitude of LHB HR hitters.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Dec 11, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Seeing as how there is a brick wall, and that’s the biggest problem… I don’t see much changing.

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by zuma420 on Dec 11, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I love the park

and do not want it to change. How many times have we said that we don’t want something to change and it changes anyway?

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Dec 11, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

But it doesn’t make economic sense.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Nature of the beast.

I can see a second deck over the bleachers and I bet there have been drawings of this or at least talked about by the owners in the last ten years.

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by iloveddickdietz on Dec 11, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa, whoa whoa. A second deck? Not likely cost to build and design that would stop that dead in its tracks. Also the cost of second deck seats are much less than field level.

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2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Dec 11, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe the Racer 5 talking but...

wouldn’t it eventually pay for itself?

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Dec 11, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

So everybody is saying that

the Giants’ ballpark will have the same dimensions and the same number of seats for the next 25 or so years? I think not not in fact just the opposite. Dimensions will be changed seats will be added. Maybe not a second deck over the bleachers or Triples Alley cut for more Dingerz. But the architects will come Ray.

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Dec 11, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the Racer 5 is talking

No one’s doubting that there are ways to expand the seating capacity..

It’s just nobody is stupid enough to mess with what every1 considers a beautiful ballpark.

You’re 2nd deck of bleachers statement is even more LOLworthy than the triples alley extension

by DFARowand on Dec 11, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 11, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Basically, you just described Mt. Davis.

No one is stupid enough to copy that monstrosity.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 11, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, a second deck in the outfield would pretty much ruin the whole ballpark.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

How many seats could they possibly add? It’s not a lot.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

And adding seats =! to more attendance. I mean the Giants are a good draw, but they don’t sell out every game.

But lets say they do sell out and lets say they add 20 rows of 20 seats to the park. That’s 400 seats at 30 dollars a pop or 12,000 dollars per game. For 80 games a year thats 960,000 dollars a year. Lets round that to 1 million. Now, what did it cost to change the park? 1 million? 2 Million?

And really is 1 million extra in revenue a year even enough to change a teams budget? And remember that 1 million doesn’t factor in any costs.

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2002 WS CANCELED
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by say hey nation on Dec 11, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

An added factor that nobody's mentioned

is that a nearly sold out stadium and ticket scarcity adds a desirability to ticket purchasers—it’s called the sell out effect. Since the giants are now using (((Dynamic Pricing))) this is a real consideration. The present situation is actually in the favor of the Giant’s ticket sales. People want to go to a full event—witness the Oakland Masoleum for both the A’s and the Raiders. Lots of empty seats makes a place look bad.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Dec 11, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the thing about park capacity, there are seats that could be sold for sellouts. A Dodgers game in September can sell more seats, and that’s revenue they don’t make.

Adding 1,000 seats does nothing to a Tuesday night game against the Pirates, there are already empty seats. But that’s “premier game” money they could be getting for sellouts.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 11, 2010 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

PERFECT!

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 11, 2010 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

This facebook message is not suspicious at all
David, I am a woman!!!
i like your profile!!! i think its… cool
I have some sexy pics. i’m dying to show off. u interested? inform me.message me at: ********@hotmail.com
I never reply via FB.

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by jctGamer on Dec 11, 2010 1:44 PM PST reply actions  

Reminds me of Prussian Creole’s signature.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry about that. Wrong David.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 11, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Wow. Hotmail.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, hotmail.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by marcello on Dec 11, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Hotmail is the biggest piece of shit e-mail service out there. You create your account one day, the next you have over 100 spam e-mails already.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I was pretty sure that it didn’t exist anymore.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought so, too, but apparently my old hotmail address got hijacked so it’s been sending spam to all… twenty-three people that had ever gotten emails from that address and I can’t figure out how to delete the account.
Oh, internet, you lovable scamp.

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by waelwulf on Dec 11, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I deleted my account. You just have to search it. Yahoo isn’t easy either but it’s there.

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by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a hotmail account I use for online stuff that wants an email address that really doesn’t need one. CalTrans for example…

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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

^this.

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by zuma420 on Dec 12, 2010 1:36 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I use my yahoo account for.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I use it for that, plus I’ve completely failed at ever convincing my parents and some older family members to ever migrate over to gmail with me, so I have to remember occassionally to go over to hotmail to check and see if I have an email from my mother or whatever.

Just recently I joined in a community theatre production and for whatever anachronistic reasoning ALL of their communication is done through a Yahoo group so I had to sign up for that, too. As if having four different email addresses already (work, hotmail, gmail, and our mobile me cloud) wasn’t enough already. Even Facebook would have been better than Yahoo, and my disinterest in joining Facebook can’t be measured by any device known to modern science.

MY DAD WAS WRONG!

by Roger on Dec 12, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

yuck

This is akin to the online OOTP leagues that treat you like a leper for not trolling AIM. Is it that hard to use the private message on the forum board?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 12, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

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by Soulbrother16 on Dec 11, 2010 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha

I just got the same one. She sounds legit, I think I’m going to pursue this one.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by marcello on Dec 11, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I've posted this before...I got this Email a couple of months ago
Hi love I’m a beautiful young girl looking for real love and protection, I am very happy to contact you for us to know ourselves. please remember that distance, age and color cannot stop true love. So darling, I will appreciate receiving your response at my private email(marian.mabou@hotmail.com ) So that I send you my pictures and information about myself . Awaiting for your positive response.. yours in love marian.

by Cookyman on Dec 11, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I’MA COMIN’, MARIAN!!!

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by Murray, Present on Dec 11, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm confused....

Did the San Francisco Giants win the 2010 World Series?

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Dec 11, 2010 1:46 PM PST reply actions  

Don’t be ridiculous.

by non sequitur on Dec 11, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, get a hold of yourself, man.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Dec 11, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Low Blow..

Bochy & Co. -- Your World Series Champions

by GrayDilla on Dec 11, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The Chevron Cars

That might have been the last time I seriously considered an act of chain saw related vandalism.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Dec 11, 2010 2:20 PM PST reply actions  

If ya all aren't happy about the present park

I’ve been told Candlestick is still avalible, with lots of parking too.

by Leftyretro on Dec 11, 2010 2:49 PM PST reply actions  

Ooooo!

Take me back, I wanna freeze and watch plastic bags self-inflate and blow across the field and pieces of paper plaster themselves to the outfielders. Yeah, this is the solution, this will really draw hitters to the Giants!

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Dec 11, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Cliff Lee just signed with the Yankees for 8 years, 190 Million…

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by say hey nation on Dec 11, 2010 2:52 PM PST reply actions  

I’d laugh about how crippling that contract will be, but dammit, it’s the Yankees.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

but, uh....

I see nothing about that, following your link. Are we in a sarchasm situation here, or am I missing it?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I don’t see nuttin either, tho’ I do see that they are after SIRM.

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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I made it up.

I’m bored and studying and I just wondering what people would buy. Apparently they would buy that.

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2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Dec 11, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

/Urban'd

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 11, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I rec this twice?

Bochy & Co. -- Your World Series Champions

by GrayDilla on Dec 11, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

But at least we know not to patronize your emporium any more.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 12, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Was there ever doubt that he will be a Yankee?

Poor Rangers fans, at least they are the World Cha…oh wait.

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 11, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, Timmy.

“You… You wanna hold it for a second?”

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Dec 11, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Right after this he tried to hand it to Chris Rose who didn’t want any part of that weapon.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 11, 2010 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I still think we should turn the warning track into a moat.

Kruk: "and the Giants, the San Francisco Giants…"
Kuip: "They got one…"
Kruk: "World Champs."
- November 1, 2010

by j14 on Dec 11, 2010 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

Neddz moar American Gladiators with bōs.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 11, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe a quarterstaff would be more appropriate.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 11, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

if we're borrowing ideas from American Gladiators

How about we put baserunners and infielders in those giant hamster balls?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Great idea!

Extend the base lines by two hundred feet, throw in some buttons that trigger geysers of gas, install some catapults to launch the runners, and we’re in business!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 11, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Only if we can put the gun from Assault on top of the concession stands in CF.

Kruk: "and the Giants, the San Francisco Giants…"
Kuip: "They got one…"
Kruk: "World Champs."
- November 1, 2010

by j14 on Dec 11, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It should fire baseballs. Because we're playing baseball.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 11, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

And the baseline between third and home will be a padded rotating cylinder.

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Dec 11, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Also there’s a bloleventh inning now.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Inspired by your sig, I shall post this and end the subthread.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 11, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

This just in.

Giants sign Wesley “2 Scoops” Berry for 0.25/tbd.

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Dec 11, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Every runner has to take on the Aggro Crag to score a run!

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Dec 11, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

With a couple of sharks (no not San Jose) in it?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be hilarious if they stuck San Jose Sharks in the moat.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Chutes around the perimeter...

Dropping wayward outfielders into McCovey Cove!!

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Dec 13, 2010 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Matt Cain?

The San Francisco Giants - YOUR 2010 WORLD CHAMPIONS

by zuma420 on Dec 11, 2010 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Cain’s playoff ERA is lower than Mathewson’s.

The San Francisco Giants - YOUR 2010 WORLD CHAMPIONS

by zuma420 on Dec 11, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

… and I know, I know… I just like arguing for mah boy.

The San Francisco Giants - YOUR 2010 WORLD CHAMPIONS

by zuma420 on Dec 11, 2010 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, fuck this phrase.
The ballpark problem is fixable

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 11, 2010 3:45 PM PST reply actions  

This.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 11, 2010 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

The dimensions don't need to be changed

But, I could see it happening if, say a pitcher warming up in the bullpen gets struck by a line drive, and they feel pressure to move the bullpens behind the center field wall.

by NateEveryday on Dec 11, 2010 3:47 PM PST reply actions  

They could move that stand about 15 feet forward.

The San Francisco Giants - YOUR 2010 WORLD CHAMPIONS

by zuma420 on Dec 12, 2010 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s some open space between the wall and the back of the food stand. But eyeballing it on Google MAps, it doesn’t look like there’s room for 60’ 6".

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by troymccluresf on Dec 12, 2010 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

If we’re talking about the “express bathroom” food court, IIRC all those things are made out of cinderblock. I have assumed that was for structural reasons to hold up beams (probably for the bleachers) or because they are capping something in the foundation. Anyway, all that concrete and rebar isn’t going anywhere unless it sinks into the bay.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 13, 2010 6:47 AM PST up reply actions  

let the right one in

is it worth watching?
ive been skeptical of all vampire romance movies of late

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 11, 2010 3:51 PM PST reply actions  

im not a fan of the books but i read them and theyre not horrible just medicore
the movies are fucking terrible
the twilight books would have been better if she wuld have gone all jk rowling and killed everyone

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 11, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw the original. It was a’ight.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 11, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

thats the one i meant. im not one for american remakes
the ring was okay
the (rec) remake didnt do it for me

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 11, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

it did what it wanted to do. There are a few lol moments, but they don’t detract from the film.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 11, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooooh, I’m telling.

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by Soulbrother16 on Dec 11, 2010 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I very much enjoyed the original.
It was a little tricky for me because I like to know the moment it starts how I’m supposed to be watching it:
As a coming-of-age, innocent romance, horror, thriller, artjerk, what have you.
The original didn’t it establish itself as anything generically recognizable.
Which was great.

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Dec 11, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Thought the Swedish original was excellent: well-filmed and gave you a lot to think about. It’s kind of a “romance,” but with a lot of ambiguity and a major dark side to it.

Haven’t seen the American remake, but I hear it’s pretty decent.

by sycasey on Dec 13, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

My understanding of the American remake is that its largely a shot-for-shot remake with some Hollywood flourishes for good measure. I didn’t watch it because I’m still mad at that director for Cloverfield.

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 13, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I have heard of many people hating on Cloverfield

And I don’t really get why. It wasn’t an instant classic or anything, but I thought it delivered pretty much what was promised.

by sycasey on Dec 13, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it delivered a bunch of douchebags acting like a bunch of douchebags for 90 minutes, interspersed with that unbelievably useless, contrived, and gimmicky “date” footage. There were only two worthwhile scenes in the whole movie, and they both involved douchebags getting killed.

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 13, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought they seemed like average hipster types, not douchebags. shrug

by sycasey on Dec 14, 2010 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not a romance. And it is absolutely fantastic.

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 13, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

If the ballpark was perfect it would have a Round Table.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Dec 11, 2010 3:55 PM PST reply actions  

They have many round tables!

by Natto on Dec 11, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

What?! They must be new and hidden from my clumsy eyes.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Dec 13, 2010 12:52 AM PST up reply actions  

godmant justin long

my least favorite actor ever
at the moment

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 11, 2010 4:02 PM PST reply actions  

But in all seriousness

Don’t change the park.
Some modifications could prove beneficial, yes.
But it is not the source of the problems that we face.
If anything, it makes whatever problems we have a little easier to bear.

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Dec 11, 2010 4:35 PM PST reply actions  

Wow!

No love for Posey. This is pretty shocking stuff, man.

Life is not about this Dirty Sanchez

by Howie Bruno on Dec 11, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, I’d probably rather have Smoak, but I could live with Posey

-Neifi Chicken

Life is not about this Dirty Sanchez

by Howie Bruno on Dec 11, 2010 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn his swing is fucking ugly.

THIS SHIT IS HYSTERICAL!

Life is not about this Dirty Sanchez

by Howie Bruno on Dec 11, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

=( me

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

even brute was against posey
im surprised

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Dec 11, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally off topic and out of left field
but if you go on sfgiants.com, their all star balloting ad has a pic of Ort at 1st and Roberts in the OF.

by Viliphied on Jun 5, 2008 11:38 AM PDT actions

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Good call, guys!
HEY

All you Posey haters are going to be cheering the guy in two years

by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2008 11:40 AM PDT reply actions

only if Smoak

completely fails

by positiveuphemism on Jun 5, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 11, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I can’t wait until he proves you all wrong and leads us to the a World Series Championship in 2010

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 11, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

haha LIAR!

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Dec 11, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I have to rec this.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

KLaw is right on the money
Summary: Posey, like Jorge Posada, is a converted infielder who has found a home behind the plate. Unlike Posada, however, Posey is going to be a plus defender as a backstop, and combined with his offensive skill set, he’s one of the top talents in the draft pool. Posey has a quick, compact stroke with good bad control, covering the zone well and showing good recognition of balls and strikes. He doesn’t project to hit for more than average power with wood; he leaks slightly at the plate, and while he has some loft in his swing, he gets under balls when swinging a wood bat. Behind the dish, he has great energy, a plus arm, and soft hands. He’s the safest player in this draft, because he has the defensive skill set to play in the majors and enough bat to at least be a backup even if he never improves an iota, but his upside is as a No. 2 or No. 3 hitter who hits for average, gets on base, hits a ton of doubles with 15-20 homers, all while providing plus defense.

by DFARowand on Dec 11, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

…or, you know, more than 15-20 home runs.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

me, too
..and why does everyone hate on Posey? The only problem with him is the bonus demand.
posey it is
and I for one think it was the right choice
if he’s hitting 8 HR he’s out of baseball
I see 25 with good defense and OBP

by wcw on Dec 11, 2010 8:13 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I screw up enough that I like to trumpet these moments.

by wcw on Dec 12, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

it is quite amusing

I wonder how many of these Chicken Littles will admit they were wrong in 3 years?

by FluLikeSymptoms on Jun 5, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions

EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN ONE

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Dec 11, 2010 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

REALLY
Pablo
Is making great strides defensively this year … but it would be foolish to presume that he’s our answer at this point considering that he’s only had a real breakout type season this year.

Cain is Able …
by Norcalfan10 on Jun 5, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up actions

Don't Trade Monta
Bush is on Fire!
Huff likes it raw

by JohnnyDangerously on Dec 11, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

none of that thread

reflects positively on positiveeuphemism

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 12, 2010 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

positiveeuphemism can be very negative sometimes.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 12, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s still more positive than negativeeuphemism

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 12, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Positive euphemism is a redundancy anyway. “Eu” = “good”. All euphemisms are positive.

by Cookyman on Dec 12, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

/dogpile

"I dont always hit home runs, but when I do, I prefer World Series winning home runs"

by CB30 on Dec 12, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t say all euphemisms are positive. But the base function of a euphemism is to put a positive spin on something that is otherwise inappropriate to say in plain terms.

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe not all euphemisms are positive

But all euphemisms are positive euphemisms. Does that make sense?

by Cookyman on Dec 12, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think we’re on the same page.

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

really funny thing in that thread

There’s a scout quoted as saying

I like Buster Posey a ton, and I think he’s a sure-fire Major Leaguer. But absolute best case scenario is probably late 90s Jason Kendall, and we’ve all seen the other comparisons thrown around.

Jason Kendall hit .327/.411/.473 in 1998. What more do you people want?

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 12, 2010 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

They all shit on late 90s Kendall because of mid-2000s Kendall

Life is not about this Dirty Sanchez

by Howie Bruno on Dec 12, 2010 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Kendall’s wRC+ last decade (starting with 1996, ending with 2000): 99, 142, 124, 150, 130 (129 average). Even with two sub-100 years in the next four, he was really freaking good for a catcher. Buster Posey’s wRC+ this year: 131.

I think I’d be ecstatic if Buster remained that good for that long.

by speckops on Dec 12, 2010 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL
posey reeks of flukiness. where was he a year ago?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Dec 12, 2010 1:45 AM PST up reply actions  

this is the funniest thread of all time

too many highlights to pick out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 12, 2010 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

more proof that wcw wuz rite though

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 12, 2010 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

3. Buster Posey, C, Florida State
What He Is: An incredibly athletic catcher with a patient approach, decent power, and top-notch defensive potential.
What He’s Not: A true impact player.

lmao!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 12, 2010 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

This thread was really not positiveuphemism’s best time.

He keeps insisting that Posey doesn’t even project to be average.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 12, 2010 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

this from Grant is prophetic though
…Buster Posey will have over 3,000 hits, but he’ll provide Gold Glove-defense from behind the plate…Bill James will wax rhapsodic about Buster Posey, and call him the “best player of the 10s”…Posey will eventually have a big buddy at first base who will help him solve crimes, just like Jeff Bagwell….

Brandon Belt = Jeff Bagwell?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 12, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

omg

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 12, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Pass.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 12, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Speak for yourself

I, for one, would be pretty happy if Belt turned out to be a career .297/.408/.540 hitter with plus defense who played his entire career for one team.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 12, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a Bill James joke.

In James’ historical abstract, the great writer had but one word to say on Jeff Bagwell: “Pass.” I guess he was trying to be funny.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 12, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

/over my head

Never forget, though, that Jeff Bagwell was traded for 22 innings of Larry Andersen.

Lol Red Sox.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 12, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder…is there a chance he won’t get in the hall?

by Cookyman on Dec 12, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I think there’s a pretty good chance that Larry Andersen doesn’t get into the HoF.

THE THING IS, IT HAPPENED - 11/1/10

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Dec 12, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he’ll get around 78-80% of the vote.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 12, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

On the first ballot?

by Cookyman on Dec 12, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 12, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm

Somehow I think he’ll lose some votes (at least on the first ballot) for being part of the “steroid era”, for not hitting as many home runs as other sluggers from the 90’s (Thomas, Thome, McGriff), and for being on the same team as Biggio. But I don’t really know what I’m talking about.

by Cookyman on Dec 12, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember that!

I always wondered what he meant.

Life is not about this Dirty Sanchez

by Howie Bruno on Dec 12, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

n00b

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 12, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus that crime solving could come in handy.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Dec 12, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Travis Lee at best.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 12, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

I’m flipping channels. I reach NHL Network, which is showing Maple Leafs er Hockey Night in Canada. Don Cherry has THE ugliest suit I have ever seen.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2010 5:06 PM PST reply actions  

Don Cherry always dresses like that.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s worn seven or eight of the top ten ugliest suits I’ve ever seen.

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Dec 11, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

What he wore today made all of Craig Sager’s suit look really conservative.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure he chose that one special, since tonight’s HNIC was in 3D. Can you imagine it in 3D? Yikes.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey
Fear the Fin - Cornering the market on third pairing defensemen since March 2009

by mymclife on Dec 12, 2010 1:20 AM PST up reply actions  

lol @ “HNIC” -- I think of something totally different when I read that.

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by zuma420 on Dec 12, 2010 1:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you see it? Of course, if you are watching HNIC you want to see Toronto (makes ESPN and FOX seem fair in regards to the Yankees and Red Sox).

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 12, 2010 2:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t HNIC usually feature double- or triple-headers? So while the Leafs are always on, there are usually other Canadian teams featured as well.

And I got to cut them some slack – there are only 6 Canadian teams, so of course there’s going to be a lot of repeats. And the Maple Leafs are like the Yankees in that they bring in by far the most revenue of any team in the league, and have fans throughout the country (why, I don’t know, since they’ve been horrible for almost 50 years, but that’s how it is). The Western teams are usually featured on the second half of the double header, the Habs have their own national channel (RDS), and who would really want to watch the Ottawa Senators. The Leafs are at least amusing in how bad they are. Plus, there’s always the chance of seeing waffles thrown on the ice, which is nice.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey
Fear the Fin - Cornering the market on third pairing defensemen since March 2009

by mymclife on Dec 12, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Doubleheaders up in Canada. NHL Network in the US only shows the first game, though.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 12, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Players with gap power and speed should drool over triples ally. I’ll take 8 of them over slow HR hitters any day. Odds are they play better defense as well, and come cheap* enough such that you can have three not quite elite players for the price of two boppers.

Talk of moving the fences is ridiculous. They won it all in this park!

"A new day will dawn for those who stand long." - Led Zeppelin

by The Wisdom Cow on Dec 11, 2010 5:07 PM PST reply actions  

/shift-A

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." - Grant
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 11, 2010 5:09 PM PST reply actions  

WTF SBN.

I was going to say, this is a new one. I’ve been in the thread all day, yet I forgot I was in it.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." - Grant
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 11, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ve become schizophrenic. There’s the real chop, and then there’s the chop that has become a site meme. You don’t know which one you are anymore.

by non sequitur on Dec 11, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

And then we blew up the banks.

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Dec 11, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

then

it’s be PNC park

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by zenbitz on Dec 12, 2010 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

While on the subject of park quirks

How do people feel about the Coke bottle and giant glove? I don’t dislike them, necessarily, but I do wonder what the park could look like with some other choices—either putting different things there to make that part of the park stand out, or just going more minimal overall and not building eye-catching things there at all.

I do like some aspects of them (the way the neon on the Coke bottle looks against the night sky, the slide is nice for kids), but, again, I wonder if a different approach might have been an improvement.

by Seasick fish on Dec 11, 2010 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

i like the coke bottle alot
not a fan of the glove. its just so random
i did like the glove more when it was a promotional thing
like hit the ball here win something or other

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by operation carrot on Dec 11, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

COKE BOTTLE ALOT

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by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

english is a flexible language damnit

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by operation carrot on Dec 11, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa

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by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

/clicks subject line to avoid having nightmares

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by Murray, Present on Dec 11, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

hey murray i made something next week

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work in progress

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by operation carrot on Dec 11, 2010 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

i mean for next week

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by operation carrot on Dec 11, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha.

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by Murray, Present on Dec 11, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

COKE BOTTLE FOR LIFE

I enjoy both the bottle and the glove. Yes, it’s blatantly corporate sponsorship, but it’s attractive.

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by Murray, Present on Dec 11, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess they’re both kind of random, but I don’t mind them (because they’ve always been there, mostly). Obviously it would be stupid if they hadn’t been there before and the powers that be were inserting them now.

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by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

O/T: Comcast re-broadcast of game one, NLDS, with KNBR audio

I just found a copy on iOffer. If it’s the real deal, anyone who didn’t get that game the other night, let me know and I’ll see if I can make you a copy of it.

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by mrs. owlcroft on Dec 11, 2010 6:03 PM PST reply actions  

Man

The amount of infielders being thrown around is getting ridiculous.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2010 6:21 PM PST reply actions  

Mays Field

Zero superstar left-handed sluggers

One World Championship

by JSing on Dec 11, 2010 6:24 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

um, Bonds?

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by Viliphied on Dec 12, 2010 2:31 AM PST up reply actions  

It was more of a reflection on the current team, as well as the notion we won’t attract any through free agency.

by JSing on Dec 12, 2010 10:08 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Also, when did everybody switch to thinking Mays Field was a pitcher's park?

And by “everybody”, I mean East Coast biased media. Weren’t some TBS or FOX announcers still talking about that “short RF porch” just this postseason?

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by Murray, Present on Dec 11, 2010 6:53 PM PST reply actions  

Somebody on MLB Network,

I’m pretty sure it was Harold Reynolds, said that the short right field porch was a danger for the Giants pitchers when they faced the big boppers of Texas. Fool. He later backtracked after we won Game One of the WS, and talked about what a hard field it was to play — as witness poor Vlad Guerrero.

by mrs. owlcroft on Dec 11, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

So… because it was hard to Vlad, it’s a hard field? Vlad would have a problem with Alice Chalmers RF.

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by zuma420 on Dec 11, 2010 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

the guy used to be a stud.

it’s the weirdest thing.

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by Howie Bruno on Dec 11, 2010 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Before Gm 1, Harold had also said it wouldn’t be a big challenge for Vlad to play RF there because the short porch would protect him, not a lot of long runs! Even for Harold it was an amazingly stupid comment, although still not as funny as his literally shouting “BUSTER POSEY’S NOT READY TO CATCH IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES!!!!” the day the Molina trade was announced.

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by Roger on Dec 12, 2010 6:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember both of those things, and neither shocked me. He’s the worst analyst on television.

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by zuma420 on Dec 12, 2010 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny thing is, in September he fell in love in Posey. Said the MLB logo is a reverse Posey stance. Overbearing man-love to a point where everyone else on the network kept rolling their eyes.

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by SFGuy on Dec 12, 2010 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Who’s watching the NLCS game 4?

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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 6:57 PM PST reply actions  

I guess nobody is. Bummer.
Mr. Merope went to watch hockey and some UFC thing at a friend’s house. They have a brand new baby, and I’ve got a cold… so I’m at home. Phooey!

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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm saving it for next week.

Tomorrow night is the clinching game against the Braves. Sorry you’re under the weather, though. Take it easy and try to scream quietly when the Giants win. (Oops, I gave it away!)

by mrs. owlcroft on Dec 11, 2010 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh Noes!

Spoiler!!!
hehe
I’m using my time honored cure of tons of garlic bread and lots of tea. Hopefully I’ll be all better by Monday. …just in time for another little darling to sneeze in my face!

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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Why not try sneezing at the tiny tot first

as a kind of preemptive strike? And do the G’s really win? I was just pretending!

by mrs. owlcroft on Dec 11, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I could probably get fired for that… spitting at a defenseless 4 year old, you know.

And at the rate they are going, no, the Giants aren’t winning this game!
Long game is long!

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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Defenseless?

No sneezing toddler is defenseless. Defenstrated, now, that’s something else.

by mrs. owlcroft on Dec 12, 2010 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

That would definitely get me fired.

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by Merope on Dec 12, 2010 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Yay Runz!

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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 7:18 PM PST reply actions  

OT

Check out the newest (last official one) 30 for 30 on SMU football when it’s rerun. Very interesting.

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by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2010 7:25 PM PST reply actions  

I was watching it earlier; I’ll watch the rest probably when I eat dinner. It’s fascinating, but I’m not sure how ESPN can make any money off it (the first ad break is 45 minutes in).

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

All of these are being released on DVD.

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by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, I see.

Well, if they’re successful financially, then I hope ESPN decides to go beyond the original 30. The quality of the series has generally been good, and several films have been excellent.

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by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

They are. Sometime in 2011, there will be a story on Steve Bartman (which was originally part of 30 for 30).

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by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember hearing about that one. Why was it delayed?

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by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

The producer wanted to work on it further. It was supposed to be 60 minutes and he wanted to make 90.

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by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yah Simmons is an executive producer..

On his most recent podcast he said the director asked for more time

by DFARowand on Dec 11, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Just saw a commercial for the Bartman one called “Catching Hell” says coming in 2011.

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by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2010 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

No Balk!

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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 7:28 PM PST reply actions  

You may know

That runs scored is neutral or that getting a few more triples and doubles instead of homeruns doesn’t effect scoring or that RBIs are irrelevent in evaluating a player’s worth but those statistics are relevent to enough people, including front offices, that it has an impact on how much a player is paid. It seems to me that agents care more about money than splitting hairs about the technical aspects of scorin runs.

by Rorsavelt on Dec 11, 2010 7:38 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

If the run scoring environment is average, though, then nobody is getting robbed of RBIs. It really is ONLY the home run for lefties. Which is still kind of a big deal for those guys, but all this “robs them of RBI” stuff is nonsense.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2010 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

How about...

they just say, fuck it, we’re going to back the wall up to 482 feet in center. Who needs home runs.

(not really)

by SBraden on Dec 11, 2010 7:48 PM PST reply actions  

AND THEY’RE GOING CRAZY, THEY’RE GOING CRAZY, HEY-YO!

someone with more free time than sense.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2010 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

ooooooooh goose bumps on that out at the plate call….

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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 8:17 PM PST reply actions  

ROSS!

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by O R They? on Dec 11, 2010 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Panda!!!

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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yikes!

Phillies tied it up in the 8th! biting my nails!

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by O R They? on Dec 11, 2010 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Why’d you steal there ?
geeeeeeeeeeez!!!!

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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

Cracked is great.

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by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Cracked IS great

Cain is better.

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by Howie Bruno on Dec 11, 2010 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Uhh

Why would an agent concede to his client (and thus to the Giants) that the ballpark plays fair? If anything shouldn’t he play up the myth (I’m sure Boras would) to the Giants and to the media to get them to OVERPAY his client to get him to sign with the team?

by Hobbes2d on Dec 11, 2010 9:30 PM PST reply actions  

In Grant's scenario

the Giants are already offering more, but the FA is reticent to join because of the park. So the agent (who gets more if the player gets more) would be like “dude, stfu and take the money”. I think the issue is more that the Giants just aren’t willing to pay the money it takes to get those guys.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

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by GrayDilla on Dec 11, 2010 11:19 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

exactly that

Nick Johnson took $500k less to play in NY. Does that mean he’d never, ever play here? No, it means it would have taken more money. I think LaRoche was the same deal but I forget the money differential. I’m sure there are players that just dismiss it out of hand too, but saying “X player took less money to sign somewhere else” doesn’t necessarily mean there’s no amount of money in the world that could do it.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 12, 2010 5:47 AM PST up reply actions  

You have to believe . . .

That Nick Johnson, as would many (most?) free agents, was influenced by the advantages of playing on a team that is as close as any as a lock to a post-season bid. And thus a very good chance of a championship. One has to figure that he would have taken less to play in NYC and—whether or not the “AT&T pitchers’ park” meme had an impact on him—it would have taken more for the SFGs to hire him. I’ve been told that few thought we would make the postseason this year, let alone win the World Series.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Dec 12, 2010 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

And one would thing that

One WS title, the best pitching staff in baseball, a great clubhouse, and a team that looks poised to have at least a 2-3 year run would put us in the “good possibility of being a lock for a post-season bid” category too so we might be able to get the Nick Johnson’s or Nick Johnson type players. Throw in a great ballpark atmosphere and not having to deal with all the BS that comes from playing for the Sawx or the Yanks and there’s major potential there.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 12, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

One would also think that Nick Johnson might have assumed he’d have less of a chance of getting hurt because he wouldn’t have to play the NL Clown Ball rules, and could just DH.

LOL NICK JOHNSON LOL

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by zuma420 on Dec 12, 2010 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I he going to play next year? Someone should sign him.

by Cookyman on Dec 13, 2010 6:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t stop seeing Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain here. It’s the hair that does it.

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by El Person on Dec 11, 2010 9:33 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

wrecked

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 11, 2010 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

If you want, you can extend the analogy to the rest of the staff without too much difficulty. Sweden is MadBum because he’s calm and businesslike. Iceland is Zeets because he’s off doing his own thing. Dirty as Finland doesn’t work quite so well, but the language he speaks is different from the language the rest of them speak.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

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Iceland is Zeets because Bjork.

someone with more free time than sense.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2010 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That works too.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 12, 2010 12:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I had a feeling he was going to do that.

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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay Buster! 4 hit night! Too bad the voting for the RoY took place before the playoffs!

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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 10:23 PM PST reply actions  

SPOILER ALERT

It didn’t matter!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 12, 2010 5:48 AM PST up reply actions  

In retrospect,

the fact that some FAs may or may not prefer mays field didn’t keep the Giants from winning the world series in 2010. So whatever, man.

Seriously though, I totally agree. The park is perfect. And I think FAs don’t come here simply because the Giants don’t pay them. If they’re going to get a 7 year deal anyways, who would give a crap if their stats are affected by the park AFTER they’ve gotten the deal?! That makes no sense.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2010 10:25 PM PST reply actions  

THIS
GAME
IS
O
VER
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by Merope on Dec 11, 2010 10:26 PM PST reply actions  

that'll do bum, that'll do.

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by JohnnyDangerously on Dec 11, 2010 10:26 PM PST reply actions  

OT:

Would Ryan Garko have received a ring if the Texas Rangers had won the 2010 World Series?

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by Howie Bruno on Dec 11, 2010 10:51 PM PST reply actions  

Garko gets two

No matter what

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He’ll get it when the Cards visit AT&T Park. Big special ceremony. Bank on it.

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by zuma420 on Dec 12, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

The bottom line is...

AT&T Park is perfect for what the Giants have NOW.

What they have NOW is a team that just won the World Series…a team that just won the World Series…a team that just won the World Series…a team that just won the World Series…a team that just won the World Series…

( I’m sorry; I just didn’t want to stop. Like potato chips, I kept wanting one more)

…primarily with its pitching.

In the late 1990’s, the Phone Booth couldn’t hold a large-headed Barry Bonds, but it may not hurt someone like J.T. Snow at times (though he had very good home stats in 2000 — the Giants first year in the new ballpark).

It DOES often hurt left-handed power hitters, and even Aubrey Huff — who just re-upped for another two years — agonized over it at times during the season.

But given that the team’s success has been based primarily on pitching — and given that there’s no reason to suppose that the game plan will change in the near future — of course, the ballpark is perfect as it is.

If the game plan ever should change, THAT would be the time to revisit the issue.

by Grizzlie Antagonist on Dec 12, 2010 12:45 AM PST reply actions  

I meant to say ""but it may have hurt someone like J.T. Snow"

by Grizzlie Antagonist on Dec 12, 2010 12:46 AM PST up reply actions  

And in terms of cosmetic changes...

I would prefer a deeper-voiced PA announcer.

Go ahead, shoot me.

by Grizzlie Antagonist on Dec 12, 2010 12:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Ker-pow!

Renel is the best. Period, end of story.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Dec 12, 2010 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Her voice is too high, and she's too smug.

What’s taking place on the field is not about her, even if she thinks so.

By the way, bullets bounce off my chest. Why else would I invite others to shoot me?

by Grizzlie Antagonist on Dec 12, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't get a sense of smugness from her.

She just seems like a cool lady.

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by jponry on Dec 12, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Smug? I was going to leave you alone, but that’s crossing the line in the sand.

Screw you. Renel is the best PA announcer in the league.

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Now you’re just trying to be antagonistic.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 12, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I drew a line in the sand, JD, and it was crossed. What was I supposed to do?

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Line drawing can be tricky in that way.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 12, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Renel is squeaky and smug.

Hee hee hee.

by Grizzlie Antagonist on Dec 12, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I've met her

She helped my wife and her sister when they were opening a business by plugging it on the radio (for free) and MCing their grand opening.

She could not have been cooler.

So unless you’ve had some sort of personal interaction with her, consider yourself wrong and leave it that.

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by Goofus on Dec 12, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

^IAWTC

I met her when she did some volunteer work at the Columbia Park Boys and Girls Club. Very nice lady.

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by zuma420 on Dec 12, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Renel is squeaky and smug.

by Grizzlie Antagonist on Dec 12, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

NO U

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by natteringnabob on Dec 12, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like Renel but I’m thinking now it has more to do with the really LOUD PA system because when the PA plays a tape of her doing the emergency plan before the game it isn’t loud and she is tolerable.

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by SFGuy on Dec 12, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I can actually understand when people don’t like her voice, though I do disagree. What I can’t understand is when people don’t like her style. Why would anybody prefer to listen to somebody talk about their team with absolutely no enthusiasm to speak of for either the team or the job itself? The very thought of some droll gentleman monotoning the names of my favorite players into some soul-deadening, tasteless vocal paste depresses me.

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it has something to do with old school vs. new school. Old school baseball everything quiet including the PA announcer, no loud music in-between innings, no kiss cam or fist pump cam or (as in Oakland) dot racing or any racing.

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by SFGuy on Dec 12, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

See, I can totally understand not wanting the Kiss Cam or the crazy music or the other gimmicks, but wanting the person representing the team to sound bored to even be there is just crazy talk to me.

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

The Anti-Renel folks are probably also pro-Fist Bump cam.

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by rotorueter on Dec 12, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot of people grew up on sounds of Bob Sheppard in NY or Roy Steele in Oakland. That style, although Steele can some enthusiastic.

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by SFGuy on Dec 12, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Roy Steele is fantastic, but I like Renel fine.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 12, 2010 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve just now come to realize how annoying a shrieking woman can be. There are these college-age kids who live in various apartments all around my block. I can barely hear the boys even when they’re shouting because, you know, low frequencies. But there is one girl … omg … the incarnate reason of why I should not be allowed to have a gun.

But Renel is not that girl.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 12, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

So what else are you wrong about?

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by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Renel is squeaky and smug.

by Grizzlie Antagonist on Dec 12, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, at least you’re aware of your wrongness.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Renel

I was actually trash talking on email with Sawx and Yankees fan this week (which was awesome and highly recommended) about how lame it is that they go out and buy Crawford, Gonzalez and Lee and after shutting down most of their arguments, the only thing anybody could say was “yeah, but you have a woman as a PA announcer.”

I took that as meaning I won the argument

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 12, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Old Commiski was 445 with a 20ft fence to cf up until the last few years it was open, when they moved the fence in and shortened it to 10 feet. It ruined it for me.

Leave it the way it is.

by toofruss on Dec 12, 2010 1:10 AM PST reply actions  

Ron approves of Mays field

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Dec 12, 2010 9:12 AM PST reply actions  

Needs Denorfia diving and missing.

by speckops on Dec 12, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh Crap!!! Agent Ned’s cover has been blown!!!

GM Ned Colletti has repeatedly told us his hands are not tied because of the McCourt mess.

This makes Colletti a liar.

Or, the worst judge of talent in baseball history.

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Or, a former Giants executive still doing what he can to help the Bay Area team by mucking up the Dodgers.

by TimLaser and MattyC on Dec 12, 2010 10:42 AM PST reply actions  

WTF how did they find out

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 12, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah – that’s a great article.

The San Francisco Giants - YOUR 2010 WORLD CHAMPIONS

by zuma420 on Dec 12, 2010 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Save Up to 90%!

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 12, 2010 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Mariners acquire Brendan Ryan

I wanted those socks on our team =(

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 12, 2010 12:09 PM PST reply actions  

I think those are just the default Cardinals socks. I only remember one other Cardinal wearing high socks (Jason Simontacci) and they were the same.

Though he probably would have worn the ZIto orange stripe ones here so that would be cool.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Dec 12, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay, another good field, no hit Mariner!

by Bitter Fan on Dec 12, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

the Giants should have been in on Ryan

His defense is superb, and the Mariners gave up a totally fungible minor-league pitcher. Good move.

by wcw on Dec 12, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought ND was the Fighting Irish

FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
McC: Don't get it? Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Dec 12, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re moving to North Dakota, eh.

by non sequitur on Dec 12, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Man Al Davis really screwed Oakland and the A’s. Look at it. Look at that thing. I heard when the Coliseum outfield looked out to the Oakland hills it was pretty beautiful. Then came Albert Speer.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 12, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

re: "Mt Davis", that is

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 12, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It really was nice, especially at sunset. I also think that closing in the OF also messed up the airflow and made it too hot on warm days there.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 12, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

ff. nerd references

It’s like in that old cartoon “Spiral Zone” when a city would get taken over by the Zone and all these horrible encrustations get added to it.

Or when Minas Ithil was conquered by Mordor and became Minas Morgul.

Or when a person gets Borgified.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 12, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand anything in this comment.

by Cookyman on Dec 12, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

the middle one, I get. The others, not so much.

FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
McC: Don't get it? Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Dec 12, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought my nerd credentials were pretty good, but I only got #2 and #3.

by non sequitur on Dec 12, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m with Cookyman.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 12, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

rec’d

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 12, 2010 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like “I understand the source for references to The Borg” should be part of the user agreement for the site.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, lots of non-nerds know what the Borg is.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 12, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

But I’m a nerd who doesn’t understand.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 12, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

cuz see it’s all pretty and human and then it gets Borgified which means all this ugly crap gets pazted on yay

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 12, 2010 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I am Locutus

of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service…us.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Dec 12, 2010 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 12, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Howie! Pls. explain!

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 12, 2010 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Tom Tolbert got his producer to add Scooby Doo noises to his mixer. I’m not sure if that has any connection to this, but the noise itself is one of confused questioning.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Or you wanted me to explain about the Borg?

It’s pretty simple, really. And when they finally manage to not screw up that whole time-travel conquest of humanity thing, no explanations will be necessary.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys (and gals) might as well be speaking Greek.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 13, 2010 2:05 AM PST up reply actions  

QUESTION

Are you referring to the original TNG conceptualization of the Borg, which I feel was purer but had more primitive makeup, or the post-First Contact Borg with better makeup, but with a Borg Queen? THIS IS IMPORTANT.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Dec 12, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It was

It’s sad that the stadium went from this…

To this…

Kruk: "and the Giants, the San Francisco Giants…"
Kuip: "They got one…"
Kruk: "World Champs."
- November 1, 2010

by j14 on Dec 12, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Even the sky looks better when there’s no Mt. Davis.

by non sequitur on Dec 12, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like there's a game goin on there

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 12, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Lol Dodgers

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-simers-20101212,0,2176382,full.column

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 12, 2010 1:07 PM PST reply actions  

I am amused

By a columnist who says that the Dodgers are hampered by bad finances, and then advocates signing Cliff Lee. That’s how you get bad finances!

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 12, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Simers is 500 times worse than any columnist in the Bay Area. He’s Mariotti bad.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 12, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

daayum that’s bad.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 12, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I would say he's more like Radnich bad

He’s not a complete idiot like Mariotti. He has his shtick and knows what stirs people up.

THE THING IS, IT HAPPENED - 11/1/10

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Dec 12, 2010 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Does anyone else read True Blue LA

just to soak up some Dodger angst?

Life is not about this Dirty Sanchez

by Howie Bruno on Dec 12, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Not regularly...

But its a fun place to go when you’re bored.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 12, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m in this line.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 12, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

This just doesnt seem pretty good at all... what in the hell

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 12, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not familiar with all of these moves

But I have a hard time believing that anything could beat giving talent, money, and playing time to/for Betancourt.

by Cookyman on Dec 12, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

The Royals have no idea what TALENT is

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 12, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL NEWB

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 12, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

2. grow, baby.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

3. harvest, baby.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

4. marinate, baby

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 12, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

5. sautee, baby.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 12, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

6. consume with a side of haricot verts, baby

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 12, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

7. burn baby burn.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 12, 2010 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

8. Oh, god, how it burns. Why didn’t anybody refrigerate the haricot verts? Oh, god, my ass is on FIRE. This isn’t fair.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 12, 2010 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

9. That is what we said.

by wcw on Dec 13, 2010 6:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy cow.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair

Some of these aren’t actually bad moves, like the Callaspo trade.

But some are just fascinating, like trading Ramon Ramirez for Coco Crisp – Crisp is/was a good player, and trading a reliever for a starting position is generally good, and Ramirez’s K rate has gone downhill since being traded – but why in the world would a rebuilding team trade a player that’s under control for 4 more years for a 1-year rental? It’s just bizarre. The year before they were 4th in the division, 14 games behind 1st place, and 20 behind the Wild Card, and they made no other acquisitions – so there’s no way they thought they could contend (they ended up winning 65). Why would they possibly do that?

Fascinating.

by Cookyman on Dec 12, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

If Ramirez is fungible and Crisp might be the kind of player that a team would want in July, you could make an argument that you’re swapping Ramirez for four months of better play in center, which would then be flipped for something more valuable than Ramirez. That’s not playing devil’s advocate, either — that’s a pretty sound move. Because Ramon Ramirez.

But Farnsworth? Yeah. Woof.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 12, 2010 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeepers H. Crackers.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Dec 12, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I find it pretty amazing that a lot of their signings/trades are garbage from the Mariners. Also, it doesn’t even go back to when they gave the A’s Damon and Dye for practically free.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Dec 12, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

This chart should be the standard "life could be worse" response...

…whenever anyone complains about Sabean.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 12, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Considering he's signed through 2014 or something like that

I honestly wonder if Moore hasn’t been trying to tank it for the draft picks. I mean, Jason Kendell? There’s non chance Moore thought he makes the team better. Absolutely non. Maybe he thought his veteran leadership will rub off on their young pitchers, and as a bonus they move up a spot in the 2011 draft?

by Cookyman on Dec 12, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

As a rule I tend to scoff at these sort of accusations...

But some of those trades/signings do have to make you wonder. They are absolutely terrible.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 12, 2010 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Jeeze, 60 mins with Jerry Jones, guy is so freakin rich, unreal

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 12, 2010 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

Media: “HOW DOES IT FEEL TO OWN A TEAM THAT IS LOSING?”

JJ: “Oh, about the same as it did in 2004, 2002, 2001, 2000, 1997, 1990, and 1989.”

Media: “HOW INTERESTING!”

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by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

THE MAN IS JUST SO SO SO SO INTERESTING!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 12, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Jones current conditions reminds me of Victor in Underworld, just before Kate Beckinstal cuts herself to wake him.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Dec 12, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Is the ad with the blue background still there? I found a way to get rid of it the first night it went up.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 12, 2010 7:04 PM PST reply actions  

It's weird to me

that there are so many comments directed at a “Howie” on this site.

I’ve never met another Howie in my life.

Life is not about this Dirty Sanchez

by Howie Bruno on Dec 12, 2010 8:51 PM PST reply actions  

howwescored

The San Francisco Giants - YOUR 2010 WORLD CHAMPIONS

by zuma420 on Dec 12, 2010 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Howie Mandel.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 12, 2010 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

And his real name's not even Howie

It’s Ralph (“rafe”) or something.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 12, 2010 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Abacus.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 12, 2010 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s something like Barrett Poker.

by non sequitur on Dec 12, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Aloysius?

Madison?

Allison?

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 12, 2010 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not even my real name.

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I admit

I actually kinda like ballpark food. It’s always expensive, but I don’t like eating before I go to a game.

It helps that I don’t really drink, so I don’t have to throw down 10 for a beer.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 12, 2010 8:55 PM PST reply actions  

Cha Cha Bowls are thoroughly adequate!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 12, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

But I even like shitty ballpark food. Hot dogs FTW.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 12, 2010 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

This line.

Call it part of the atmosphere.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 12, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the dog sold at the Gilroy garlic fries stand.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Dec 12, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The clam chowder in the sourdough bowls is not inedible!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 13, 2010 6:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, yeah, but everyone likes hot dogs.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 12, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

Bochy & Co. -- Your 2010 World Series Champions

by GrayDilla on Dec 13, 2010 2:33 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

The sheboygan brat is great at the ballpark. The few times I do buy at the ball park (about 3 or 4 times a year), I buy this.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 12, 2010 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I the only one that doesn’t like the Cha Cha Bowls?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 13, 2010 12:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

=D

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 13, 2010 12:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve actually never had it.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 13, 2010 2:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know because they seem overpriced and I’ve never bothered. Ditto with the crab sandwiches, which I expect I’d like if they really don’t use canned mitten crabs (IIRC it’s a "Dungeness crab sandwich).

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 13, 2010 6:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Canned mitten?

Where are they gonna get one of those with Velez no longer on the team?

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Dec 13, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Mitton Canned?

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 13, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Cha Cha Bowls are probably the best food item in the park.

by sycasey on Dec 13, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I have season tickets and I go to most games so I have to eat first before I go or else I would be in the poor house (even with the $5 credit on my ticket).

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 12, 2010 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you buy a soda with the credit or something? I ended up with a credit last year and found the choices kinda limited.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 13, 2010 6:53 AM PST up reply actions  

That or bottled water.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 13, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

This is why you just bring a case of beer to the parking lot

and then just shot gun every one of em. Then you don’t have to spend any money for booze at the game

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 12, 2010 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You can also recycle the empties on the way home, right after you crash into a 7-11. Profit!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 13, 2010 6:53 AM PST up reply actions  

actually

you don’t do that. Because grown men don’t drink in parking lots, unless they plan on committing arson.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Dec 13, 2010 7:12 AM PST up reply actions  

And...?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 13, 2010 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

The crab sandwich is expensive as all else, but really delicious.

Placeholder.

by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It is good but I only tried it because I got the 5 dollar food credit so it ended up being 10 bucks.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 13, 2010 2:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it made of two $5 bills with $5 worth of mayonnaise and crab between them?

I love crab sandwiches but that’s crazy. I hadn’t noticed the prices in a while I guess.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 13, 2010 6:54 AM PST up reply actions  

OT: I HATE HATE HATE HATE Finals week...

Geography of Europe is pissing me off, i understand that the Balkan countries are screwing up BAD, and that the economy out there is pretty MEH, and the EU is awesome, got it, thanks

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 12, 2010 10:00 PM PST reply actions  

lolfinals

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by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Keep me updated about that plz kthx

Bochy & Co. -- Your 2010 World Series Champions

by GrayDilla on Dec 13, 2010 2:35 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

/sympathizes

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 12, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m just so done with this nonsense, just get me out of school! almost done, then back to the bay area! Then job hunt… yikes

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 12, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

What does that subject involve? It sounds interesting/easy.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 12, 2010 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

geopolitics and the geography of europe

just not something i’m interested in

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 12, 2010 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

So I was looking at College Football Reference and wow, Miami isn’t very good at football.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 12, 2010 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

you know they're one of the best football programs in the country

some of the best college coaches… Sean Peyton, Urban Meyer i believe? Woody Hayes, Bo Schembechler, Ara Parsegian, Ron Zook, quite a few awesome coaches… best turnaround program in the country this year though

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 12, 2010 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean compared to their record. SRS is absolutely terrible for them.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 12, 2010 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Well… we’re getting better every year… that’s a plus :)

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 12, 2010 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

After ’08 and ’09, it would be hard not to!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Dec 13, 2010 12:23 AM PST up reply actions  

BTW: Germany disagrees with you about the EU

by calbearjd on Dec 13, 2010 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Next week’s “Inside the Clubhouse” episode looks awesome.

http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=13065339
http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=13065337

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Dec 12, 2010 10:14 PM PST reply actions  

Sweet!

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 12, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. That’s really impressive.

by speckops on Dec 12, 2010 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

JEFF FRANCOEUR!! YOU SUCK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 12, 2010 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Either that was the best pitch ever, or Francoeur just really really sucks.

by TBRMKane on Dec 12, 2010 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

 i bet that pitch started off behind the hitter

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 12, 2010 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

For real? Wooooooooow.

I might have just lost my faith in humanity…

’cept the Giants won the World Series! So, I guess not.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 12, 2010 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Before Shop

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Dec 12, 2010 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

So. much. fail.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 12, 2010 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Ball Four!

/Gary Darling’d

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 13, 2010 6:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, wrecked.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Dec 12, 2010 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I want that picture grant made

Of the gameday image of Nate swinging at that pitch that hit him.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 12, 2010 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t even remember that.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 12, 2010 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It was one of those gameday images of an at-bat

And there was one ball labeled a strike that was right where Nate was standing…

Maybe you didn’t make it, but I feel like you used it in a post, maybe? It’s been a while.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Dec 13, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember Rowand did something like that against the Cubs

Maybe Ryan Dempster; the ball was so far outside, the catcher couldn’t even hang onto it.

by baetown415 on Dec 12, 2010 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLINA

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 13, 2010 6:57 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL PABLO

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Dec 13, 2010 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Lol I like how the good goes a good 3-4 inches off the plate

Bochy & Co. -- Your 2010 World Series Champions

by GrayDilla on Dec 13, 2010 2:38 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

A ball is a strike if so much as the tippy top of one seam crosses any part of the plate. A baseball is three inches wide. So the strike zone – the rulebook zone, no less – extends three inches off the plate. And most umps call it another inch or three besides, especially versus lefties.

by wcw on Dec 13, 2010 6:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I've been watching Grizzly Bear videos,

I need a kick.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 13, 2010 9:39 AM PST reply actions  

This thread’s been alive for two days and it only has 800 comments? Times are slow. We need more “CLIFF LEE’S AGENT TALKING TO THE GIANTS” rumors.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Dec 13, 2010 9:50 AM PST reply actions  

BLOG LINKS GIANTS TO CLIF BAR!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 13, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I knid of like

just watching highlights of teh Giants destroying Cliff Lee in the World Series.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 13, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoever #10 is, I fucking hate that guy.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 13, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

SHIFT-A + O/T

Amazon shipped my WS DVD set today, and the price had dropped to $37.99. Whoo!

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Dec 13, 2010 10:09 AM PST reply actions  

The Dodgers signed Eugenio Velez, according to the team’s Twitter feed.

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Dec 13, 2010 10:27 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

AGENT NED

Proud Adoptive Parent of no one, cause my son left me.

I still think Obi-wan wanted them to hook up & raise some genetic freaks with midichlorians firing out of their ass. - ResDog

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

by scout6 on Dec 13, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

BUT!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Dec 13, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

No...

For serious?

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Dec 13, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

rec'd

A suitable backup for Booo-ribe.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 13, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

the idea that hitters wont come here cause of the park

is almost complete garbage…money talks, that’s it….the park-please

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Dec 13, 2010 11:05 AM PST reply actions  

Pac Bell Park = Perfection

left handed hitters can suck it, btw, aubrey huff comes here, he’s left handed, and he has the best year of his career

the park plays perfectly, that’s why it’s the crown jewel of MLB

WORLD CHAMPS BIATCH2##!

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Dec 13, 2010 11:11 AM PST reply actions  

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