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Trading for a shortstop

Here's a thong-clad Orson Welles thought while you're enjoying that rosterbation: It's really, really unlikely that the Giants are going to make a substantial trade. The swap-a-pitcher-for-a-Brewer partisans have retreated into the hills, bloodied and beaten. No one thinks like that in this oh-so-enlightened era. And when two mediocre-to-useless players take up a third of the payroll, trading six years of a low-priced Brandon Belt for anything but another cost-controlled player is a terrible idea.

If there's a trade, it's going to be boring. Some of the shortstops on the trade market:

Star-divide

Chris Haft threw his name out there in a chat, and even though it's a miserable idea, it's worth mentioning here just to point out that his OPS+ of 88 last year would have been the second-best in the 2010 Mariners lineup. They should give Felix Hernandez next year's Cy Young just for reaching 10 wins.

Fangraphs has Betancourt as the second-worst starting shortstop in baseball. That's about right.

He'll be 35, and his secret weapon is that he'll work out 10 to 20 walks every season that other shortstops might not. His defense is usually a little below-average according to UZR. That's worth, uh, let's see what have here, a stack of National Geographics, a Mario/Duck Hunt split cartridge, one of those weird, nonperishable Italian box cakes, and, uh, Chris Ray. Take it or leave it.

He's a sexy choice -- sexy in that "cellmate without open sores" kind of way -- because he's supposed to be a slick fielder, but UZR is turning on him. If he isn't fielding at an elite level, he's not an especially valuable player, especially since he'll probably make $5M or $6M in his final year of arbitration.

Brandon Belt, Matt Cain, Zack Wheeler, Thomas Neal, Pablo Sandoval, Buster Posey, and Stephen Drew (traded right back to Arizon for a PTBNL) should make this deal happen.

"So what would it take to give us the cheap version of the $5M player you want to dump? Yello? Yell-o?"

Reyes was about as valuable as Uribe last year if you believe that WAR is good for absolutely something. Reyes's health is iffy, he'll make $11M next season, and the Mets aren't just going to give him away. Unless I'm completely misreading what the Mets would want, it would probably take Belt.

If we could just make a little switcheroo, I'd be all for it. But if the Mets would accept second-tier prospects, other teams would jump in with better second-tier prospects. If the Mets are holding out for first-tier prospects, the Giants can't/shouldn't compete with other teams either. Even if the Giants wanted Reyes, I don't see how they get him without grossly overpaying.

So we're back here. If teams won't just give us a shortstop, it's Uribe, Uribe, Uribe. And if Uribe goes elsewhere, the Giants should seriously consider re-signing Edgar Renteria. This is where we're at. This is the paucity of the shortstop market. Because the alternative is starting Manny Burriss or Brandon Crawford, at which point the Giants should just sign Cesar Izturis -- he'll give the Giants a .550 OPS without screwing up the development of any youngsters.

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I don’t want to see Jazz Hands in an opponent’s uniform.

They could be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Nov 24, 2010 11:59 AM PST reply actions  

Funny how there are some players that strike that chord. So many times it’s “meh” or “I’ll get over it.” There are some players though that you just don’t want to see play elsewhere. When the Sharks didn’t re-sign Nabby, I was glad he decided to play in Russia (or wherever he’s at) and not in the NHL.

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by Merope on Nov 24, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The stupid rumors about him going to the Dodgers is seriously stressing me out. >:-(

They could be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Nov 24, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Make that “are”, not “is”.

They could be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Nov 24, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Evgeni Nabokov is playing for the Dodgers?!?

What the hell??!!

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Nov 24, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Why not?

Throws more accurately than Steve Sax.

by haemaker on Nov 24, 2010 12:36 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Best move they’ve made since moving to the left coast

by GrayDilla on Nov 25, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, SKA St. Petersburg. Kind of the New York Yankees of the KHL (Kontinetal Hockey League) in that they have ridiculous amounts of money they spend on all the high-profile free agents, except without any of the championships.*

*Of course, KHL high profile free agents include guys like Alexei Yashin, Denis Grebeshkov, Evgeni Artyukhin, and Evgeni Nabokov who are mostly NHL rejects or guys who asked for more money than NHL GMs were willing to spend.^^

^^Except for Alexei Yashin, whose buyout is still the largest cap hit on the New York Islanders. Which is hilarious and pathetic at the same time.

This has been your mymclife “Way too much information about foreign hockey leagues” post of the week.

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by mymclife on Nov 24, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Um

Can we get back to discussing soccer now? Thanks.

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by Useful_Idiot on Nov 24, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

he is one of us

chosen JUAN

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by The Gene Hackman on Nov 26, 2010 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving everybody

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by jctGamer on Nov 24, 2010 12:01 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Marco Scutaro
He’ll be 35, and his secret weapon is that he’ll work out 10 to 20 walks every season that other shortstops might not. His defense is usually a little below-average according to UZR. That’s worth, uh, let’s see what have here, a stack of National Geographics

Which National Geographics? The old ones with the charming semi-colonialist bewb pics? Or the current ones which say “Lookit these purty pictures! THEYRE ALL GONNA BE DESTROYED BY YOU AND YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT!”

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by shanghaijim on Nov 24, 2010 12:02 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

SIGN BONDS TO PLAY SS - CMON SABES QUIT BLA BLA BLA BLA

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by satyricrash on Nov 24, 2010 12:02 PM PST reply actions  

Bright side

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by diffra on Nov 24, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe that

Wee Willie Keeler was the last left-handed shortstop.
Although I could be wrong.

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by brothersky on Nov 24, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Dare I even mention it?

Our infield needs moar VROOOOOMMMM

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by El Brazo Dravecky on Nov 24, 2010 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

too soon

and e’er shall be so

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by SimpleJaquez on Nov 24, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

NO ONE TELL CHOP

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by scout6 on Nov 24, 2010 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

TOO LATE

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 24, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Mdizzle138 on Nov 24, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

AND STEALTH OUR THREE WEAPONS ARE FEAR SURPRISE AND STEALTH AND NICE RED UNIFORMS

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Aurilia!

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Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Nov 24, 2010 12:05 PM PST reply actions  

ROYCE CLAYTON PLAYING MIGUEL TEJADA

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by satyricrash on Nov 24, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

So a Miguel Tejada impression done by Royce Clayton?

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/11/11/royce-clayton-is-playing-miguel-tejada-in-the-moneyball-movie/

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by satyricrash on Nov 24, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

i want draft picks

So I’m on the scutaro wagon. Well, its more of a scooter.

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by GiantPain on Nov 24, 2010 12:05 PM PST reply actions  

CY-KILL

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Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Nov 24, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Leader-One.

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by AngeloB on Nov 24, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t realize that Scutaro is that old already. Maybe being on Red Sox ages you prematurely.

by Natto on Nov 24, 2010 12:08 PM PST reply actions  

8 seasons in the minors will do that to you.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

That would explain Pedroia’s hairline.

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by Juan Primo on Nov 24, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

When you’re last name is Scutaro, you’re perpetually thought of as a 20 year old. And Scutaro is perpetually thought of as a nickname.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Nov 24, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard the DBacks GM said Drew isn’t going to be traded. Lemme see if I can find a link…

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 12:08 PM PST reply actions  

Nope can’t find anything definitive. So you’re saying there’s a chance?

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

How about this one
abean continues to discuss trades for shortstops. Boston’s Marco Scutaro and Tampa Bay’s Jason Bartlett are thought to be available. The Giants really want Arizona’s Stephen Drew, but GM Kevin Towers will not deal him. Another possibility is Jose Reyes, whom the Mets seem willing to trade as they seek payroll relief.

Source

by calbearjd on Nov 24, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw that but it’s just opinion. I was looking for a quote from Towers.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

How can a bean discuss trades for shortstops? That’s crazy talk!

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by delorean on Nov 24, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

abean is the new GM for the Giants…

by calbearjd on Nov 24, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That's too bad

I thought Stephen Revetria was doing a great job.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Nov 24, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

related to bbeane ?

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Butter?

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Billy Beane, not Billy Bean.

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Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Nov 24, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for clarifying jim. I didn’t think it was that difficult.

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I think ISWYDT

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by Goofus on Nov 24, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun Fact

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by SFGuy on Nov 24, 2010 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

THERE ARE TOO MANY BILLY BEANES IN THIS WORLD

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Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Nov 25, 2010 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

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by Merope on Nov 25, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Stephen Drew is always going to be the player who is one season away from becoming a great shortstop

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by Useful_Idiot on Nov 24, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Or second baseman, whatever. Year away from becoming a great player

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by Useful_Idiot on Nov 24, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait

What the hell is Stephen Drew?

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by Useful_Idiot on Nov 24, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a shortstop. You were right the first time.

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by cornball on Nov 25, 2010 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Rohlinger

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by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 24, 2010 12:09 PM PST reply actions  

He’s like your missing glasses that you eventually discover at the end of your nose. Seriously, if Uribe wants too much money (fill in your own amount here), then look into a trade for Bartlett (fill in your own player(s) to swap) with the backup option of “we can always let Ryan play SS.”

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by Lyle on Nov 24, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Let's stop the Rohlinger = SS train right now

Rohlinger is not a major league-caliber SS – he doesn’t have the range or the hands. Seriously, don’t you think that he would have been starting every game at SS for Fresno last year if anybody in the Player Development Dept. thought that he had a chance of being a SS in the majors? You think that guys like Angel Berroa, Juan Ciriaco, Tony Pena, Jr. and Manny Burriss would have blocked him?

No, if the Giants are going to look in their own organization for a SS then the best options are Pena, Manny Burriss and Brandon Crawford.

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by Fla-Giant on Nov 24, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I recall him playing a decent amount of time at SS in Fresno, IIRC it was him and then Downs got in on a few games there. Not saying he’s the answer but he’d be passable.

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by sanfrankid on Nov 24, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think that he would be passable, I think he’d be a disaster defensively. Why do you think that nobody from the Giants has ever mentioned him as anything more than an emergency fill-in at SS?

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by Fla-Giant on Nov 24, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel confident in saying Rohlinger would play a Gold Glove level of SS, because I’m sure he’d be better than Jeter.

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by Roger on Nov 25, 2010 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

/ head 'splodes

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by daveinexile on Nov 25, 2010 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Does not compute

In Fresno this year, Burriss played about the same number of games at SS and 2B (36 vs 33). Rohlinger played 54 games at SS vs 27 at 3B. By your logic Burriss isn’t an option either.

Tony Pena was primarily a pitcher in 2010 and only played 4 games at SS. Ciriaco played 10 games at SS. Now I’m starting to think I’ve fallen into the sarchasm.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 24, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Almost every one of those starts by Rohlinger came at the beginning of the season. Burriss was out for the almost the first 3 months of the season with his foot injury. As soon as he came back Rohlinger rarely got a start at SS. If the Giants saw Rohlinger as a SS, then why would Burriss displace him when he came back off the disabled list?

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by Fla-Giant on Nov 24, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

If they see Burriss as their best SS option, why did he play almost half his games at second?

Or, to put it differently:

Seriously, don’t you think that he would have been starting every game at SS for Fresno last year if anybody in the Player Development Dept. thought that he had a chance of being a SS in the majors?

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by EliminateMe on Nov 24, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Because they don’t see Burriss as a legit option at SS in the majors, they only see him as a possible 2B option. That’s how lowly they think of Rohlinger at SS. They actually felt that they needed to get Burriss meaningful starts at SS when he came off the DL just in case he had to make some emergency starts there in SF if Uribe went down with an injury. Remember that Renteria was out most of August and Uribe was the Giants only SS then.

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by Fla-Giant on Nov 24, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

So Burriss is a 2B/emergency SS option who can’t hit, and Rohlinger is a 2B/emergency SS option who can. What’s the argument that somehow Burriss is a more plausible option for the big club than Rohlinger? (I personally find it almost impossible to believe that either of them will play more than a handful of games at SS in SF in the coming season.)

by taliesin on Nov 27, 2010 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, Rohlinger was only playing SS because the Giants had Franchez on the DL until the end of May, Renteria on the DL for most of May and two-thirds of June, and Matt Downs starting at 2B in SF during a lot of that time. With Burriss on the DL, Rohlinger was the only viable option as an emergency starter at SS in SF in case Uribe also got injured.

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by Fla-Giant on Nov 24, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I just looked at Fresno box scores...

…for July, when both Burriss and Rohlinger were on the roster. In the vast majority of games where both of them played, the alignment was Rohlinger at short and Burriss at 2B.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 24, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

In July Renteria was healthy (at least relatively so for him) and started more games at SS for the Giants than any other month. With both Rent and Uribe healthy and getting starts at SS, and Franchez playing regularly at 2B, then the Giants felt comfortable with having Burriss start at his preferred position of 2B. However, when Rent went down again in August, you can see that the Giants started giving Burriss many more starts at SS over Rohlinger because an emergency starter at SS was suddenly more of a need for them.

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by Fla-Giant on Nov 24, 2010 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Oooookay

You’ve sure backpedaled a long way from claiming he was blocked at SS by Berroa, Pena, and Ciriaco.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 24, 2010 11:56 PM PST up reply actions  

He's Bocock with a famous dad

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by Gobroks on Nov 25, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d love to see that, a defense sub who hits like a pitcher, but can kinda sorta pitch.

Note the lack of a hyphen.

by DesertFox on Nov 25, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Pablo didn’t play third before his call up, or rather he hadn’t played it in awhile. But I don’t think Rohlinger is the answer at short either.

by Dan from NM on Nov 24, 2010 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven't seen enough of Rohlinger's D to really know

But, I feel like there’s a better chance of adequate defense from Rohlinger than there is of adequate offense from Burriss.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 25, 2010 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t Burriss also really bad defensively?

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by sam23 on Nov 25, 2010 5:21 AM PST up reply actions  

At SS he’s been hideous, and putting on my strawhat, that’s not just my computer talking. At 2B in the majors he was bad (by UZR), but it was mostly just that he made a lot of errors, which is what young players tend to do. I think at least the belief of the org is that he can be above-average at 2B. It doesn’t seem as though they really regard him as a potential SS except as a backup plan for a few games.

by taliesin on Nov 27, 2010 12:22 AM PST up reply actions  

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by shanghaijim on Nov 24, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

He makes more sense than Miguel Tejada

I mean they’re both RHH, who are more 3B who can fill in at SS.

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by Gobroks on Nov 25, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll take Scutaro if the price is right, but I'd prefer Jazz hands.

What’s the price range for Uribe? I’d imagine 3 years is what he’s looking for in the $6-$8 million per year range. Would the McCoven go for a 3/24 deal?

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by ResDog on Nov 24, 2010 12:12 PM PST reply actions  

I like the $/year but 3 years is too much IMO.

I’d go 2/18 even though I’m sure another team will offer a better deal.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont think the Giants can hesitate too much on a 3rd year. And 1 extra year at essentially 6 mil (over your proposed contract) isnt that bad for a productive shortstop/infielder at the age of 33. In fact, Scutaro is 35 & is considered a decent bargain at $5 million this year.

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by ResDog on Nov 24, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s true. However, I wonder what other SS will be available over the next few years.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

But the beauty of Uribe is his ability & willingness to move to another position.

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Nov 24, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s fine…but the Giants don’t really need him at another position…they need a SS…DeRosa, Panda, and to a lesser extent Grant are options at 3B…

by calbearjd on Nov 24, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget Nate….

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by Lyle on Nov 24, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Good chance Grant won’t even be back.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 24, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

But Uribe can play 2B as well

and Sanchez is only signed through 2011

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Nov 24, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

But we also have AWESOME 2B prospects coming up soon in…

Do we have any 2B prospects?

Either way, flexibility from Uribe is still valuable.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Nov 24, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh Noonan…

But Charlie Culberson has been getting a lot of love lately

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 24, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

No 2B make my top 20 prospects

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by Gobroks on Nov 25, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Juan Carlos Perez

played a lot of 2B for San Jose before they put Culby there.

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by foothillsfan on Nov 30, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s really where he brings a lot of value IMO but all of the sudden we are talking about possibly overpaying and counting on him as an everyday guy.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

but all of the sudden we are talking about possibly overpaying and counting on him as an everyday guy.

And this is what scares me about Uribe. Not to go all “body bias” on everyone, but 150+ plus games seems like it would take it’s toll on UUUU.

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He did just log 148 games and 575 PAs.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Nov 24, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

And hit his career averages while doing so.

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by cornball on Nov 24, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The Cards are already fully in on Uribe.

So the Giants might have to follow the Huff model and match whatever they or even the Dodgers may offer him.

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by Al Rosen on Nov 24, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

The damn St Louis Giants

by GrayDilla on Nov 25, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

The first game of Spring Training will be on 2/25. The full schedule will be up on the Giants website later today.

They could be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Nov 24, 2010 12:12 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, I would think so.

They could be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Nov 24, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The I won't.

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by Cody_ransom on Nov 24, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Then not The

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Nov 24, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

He talks to much.

He brings way to much irrelevant descriptive fluff to the broadcst. I liked Hank though.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Nov 24, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Haven't listened extensively enough . . .

to have a strong opinion, but my general impression was favorable. Knowledgeable, dynamic . . and doesn’t he do most of these games solo, which is hard? Certainly better than 90% of the MLB broadcasters I hear when I am driving around listening to XM because the G’s aren’t playing.

Mostly it’s just hard for me to get past how much he sounds like his Dad.

Don’t get me wrong . . . I’m not lobbying to replace any of our “Big Four” with him. Maybe JT or FP though . . . .

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Nov 24, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought he was OK for Fresno games. And I don’t know that it’s possible to broadcast ST games without “irrelevant fluff”. Cf. Miller, Jon.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Something I've always wondered . . .

What could it possibly pay to broadcast games for the Fresno Grizzlies? Can you support a family on that, or do you have to get a day job selling Lady Kenmores?

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Nov 24, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Hank Greenwald

is still my favorite commentator of all time.

“Dusty Baker walks out to the mound, and I think I can see what he’s saying… “This copyrighted broadcast….”

Ignoring Tim Mccarver since 2002.

by bumgarner on Nov 24, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Hank had the best (slightly snarky) sense of humor. I loved listening to him. Underrated in my opinion.

by Atlee's Hammaker on Nov 24, 2010 8:13 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

My favorite Hank line

“I can’t tell exactly where that ball hit (catcher Scott Servais), but he’s not exactly Servais with a smile right now.”

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by achiappanza on Nov 25, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Good q

Like a DJ salary maybe, whatever that is nowadays? I wondered that about the guy that does the SJ games.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

all can be heard for free

as they occur on MiLB.com. I don’t think they archive anymore, which is how I used to listen.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually enjoy listening to him call Grizzlies games whenever I get a chance to listen.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Nov 24, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I really did mind him.

Maybe that is just because I am so desperate for baseball on the radio by that time.

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by Giant among Angels on Nov 24, 2010 11:31 PM PST up reply actions  

*didn't

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by Giant among Angels on Nov 24, 2010 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Glenn Greenwald?

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Gellert Greenwald?

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Nov 24, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

From the Hankster:
http://www.fanfeedr.com/mlb/2010/11/24/giants-cactus-league-schedule-is-out-plus-arbitration-versus-arb

Here is the schedule, home games at Scottsdale Stadium then road games (SS denotes split squad):

HOME: Friday Feb. 25 vs. Arizona; Tuesday March 1 vs. Cubs; Wednesday March 2 vs. Arizona (Arizona SS); Friday March 4 vs. Milwaukee (Giants SS); Sunday March 6 vs. Seattle; Monday March 7 vs. Texas; Wednesday March 9 vs. White Sox; Saturday March 12 vs. Dodgers (Dodgers SS); Monday March 14 vs. Milwaukee; Thursday March 17 vs. Angels; Friday March 18 vs. Dodgers; Saturday March 19 vs. Kansas City; Sunday March 20 vs. Oakland (A’s SS); Monday March 21 vs. Colorado; Thursday March 24 vs. Cleveland; Saturday March 26 vs. Cincinnati (Giants SS).

ROAD: Sunday February 27 vs Arizona at Scottsdale; Monday Feb. 28 vs. Milwaukee at Maryvale; Thursday March 3 vs. Colorado at Scottsdale; Friday March 4 vs. Dodgers at Glendale(Giants SS); Saturday March 5 vs. Oakland at Phoenix; Tuesday March 8 vs. Seattle at Peoria; Thursday March 10 vs. Cincinnati at Goodyear; Friday March 11 vs. San Diego at Peoria; Sunday March 13 vs. Texas at Surprise; Tuesday March 15 vs. Arizona at Scottsdale; Wednesday March 16 vs. White Sox at Glendale; Wednesday March 23 vs. Angels at Tempe; Friday March 25 vs. Kansas City at Surprise; Sunday March 27 vs. Kansas City at Surprise.

The Giants don’t have an opponent for Saturday Feb. 26, the second day of the games, so it’s called an off day. Tuesday March 22 is an offday as well. Note that the Giants play five consecutive home games March 17-21. That’ll be investors weekend. Tickets to those will go faster.

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by esseffgeez on Nov 24, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants only have 1 split squad day.

They could be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Nov 24, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I see two.

3/4 Vs Milwaukee and 3/26 vs Cincinatti.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but there ’s no away game on 3/26 listed.

They could be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Nov 24, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Although Spring Training Online has it: SF at Cleveland.

They could be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Nov 24, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

3/$100 million after seeing that clip

I can’t get enough Jazz Hands.

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by Giant Fan in Singapore on Nov 24, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

try watching it imagining Brian Wilson on the mound, and Jazz Hands wearing dodger blue gloves.

you’ll be surrounded by a pile of puke and tears like I am right now.

/needs a good story for co-workers

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 24, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

ACK! NO!

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

that's an amzing clip.

I just got misty and want jazz hands back.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Nov 24, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I like this version

Packed with schadenfreude—

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSfaqLDI_mY

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by short_shifter on Nov 24, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha, Posey falling down while celebrating still makes me laugh.

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by mymclife on Nov 24, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh man, I just finished what I thought was a good defense of energybending in the last thread.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 12:14 PM PST reply actions  

IT WAS FORESHADOWED LIGHTLY, DARN IT.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I read it…the Turtle King was not the bomb…

by calbearjd on Nov 24, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The lionturtle was epic. It just didn’t happen to be the ABSOLUTE BEST POSSIBLE way to go about energybending. I don’t hold that against it.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

anytime you have resort to the “things that existed/happened before the current universe” explanation…it gets a little weak for me…

Same goes with the Midi-chlorians in star wars

by calbearjd on Nov 24, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

My point was that energybending holds up even if you take out the lionturtle altogether. Aang totally has the training and the ability to mess with Ozai’s chakra. He just has to figure it out. It’s a little bit of a shame that they used the lionturtle to show him how, because it would have been better if he’d figured it out on his own, but I’m not going to hold it against them for not having the absolute 100% best solution to the end of the series. They went with an inferior option, but they gave that option everything they had.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Good points…maybe just wanted an episode/story line about energy bending similar to what they did for blood bending…

by calbearjd on Nov 24, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Hama. Bad ass bitch.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 24, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think they had time

Except for the Ember Island Players, every episode in the third season was very important in terms of moving the story along. It’s arguable that The Painted Lady, The Beach, Nightmares and Daydreams, or The Southern Raiders weren’t essential, but pretty much every other episode contained critical elements that played into the finale. And they already went over the 20 episode per season “rule” with the Ember Island Players, so I really doubt they could have/wanted to shove another episode in there.

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by quincy0191 on Nov 24, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Even those included really important character development moments, so I wouldn’t have wanted to lose them.

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by jponry on Nov 24, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It was “in the era before the Avatar” not “in the previous universe”. I suppose you could argue that’s a semantic distinction, but I don’t think so. Before elemental bending, there was no Avatar, but it was still the same world.

Ain't no Posey like a Buster Posey cause a Buster Posey don't stop...hitting.

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by quincy0191 on Nov 24, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I love Uribe as a utility guy, but the idea of JUAN URIBE: EVERY SINGLE DAY PLAYER makes me worried. If that’s the plan, I hope he ends up in Arizona with Pablo working on his every-single-day-player body.

But I like Uribe. I could totally live with it.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 12:17 PM PST reply actions  

Juan Uribe

was an EVERY SINGLE DAY PLAYER last year. He played in 148 games, and had 575 PA

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by Viliphied on Nov 24, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

And it was my perception that it damaged his production over time. Maybe a case of perception vs. reality, but it’s still a worry of mine.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

meh

his August was bad, but Sept/Oct was good

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Nov 24, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Ralphie Barbieri would likely tell you that, “PERCEPTION BECOMES REALITY!!!!!”

I hate Barbieri with the intensity of 1,000 suns.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Nov 24, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Only 1,000?

The San Francisco Giants won the World Series.

by The Enchanter on Nov 25, 2010 5:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate him with the intensity of the Omega Centauri cluster.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Nov 25, 2010 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s a big cluster.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 25, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Obviously he meant the Virgo supercluster

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by CB30 on Nov 25, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

when you guys put it that way...

it seems that “white hot intensity of 1000 suns” is not really that much more intense than a single son (the most intense). I mean, unless they were stacked on top of each other. Not like a star cluster… there’s all sorts of vacuum in between them.

Burn’s with the white hot luminosity of a major stellar cluster".

Not really poetic.

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by zenbitz on Nov 25, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Just wait til you imagine JUAN URIBE: EVERY SINGLE DAY PLAYER FOR THE NEXT THREE YEARS. That’s what scares me.

by Dan from NM on Nov 24, 2010 8:37 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

/ nods

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Nov 25, 2010 7:31 AM PST up reply actions  

whaddya gonna do?

Gotta have a shortstop.

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by zenbitz on Nov 25, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Charlie Haeger to the Mariners. Poor King Felix.

They could be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Nov 24, 2010 12:17 PM PST reply actions  

So, we’re the Mariners and we have a historically terrible offense. Clearly, what we need to fix that is a crappy knuckleballer!

/face → palm

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Nov 24, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

*sigh*

I picked up the Mariners as my AL team when I moved to Seattle. All I can say is thank God for the Giants…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

And Ackley and Pineda? I hope so…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 25, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

They need Uribe BAD!

Not just for his skills at SS, but his versatility and ability to play anywhere in the INF. If something happens to Pablo or Freddy, what are they going to do?

by Dustructo on Nov 24, 2010 12:20 PM PST reply actions  

I would like to have Uribe back

but I’m not going beyond 2/$12 million…

Anymore, I would rather trade for Reyes and his 1 year $11 million contract…

by calbearjd on Nov 24, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

No and no.

Uribe will get more than 6 mil a year and I want nothing to do with Reyes.

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by Cody_ransom on Nov 24, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

They need Uribe more than they needed Huff.

You can find 1st basemen, they’re not too hard to come by, but a slugging SS that can play every infield position? That’s a genuine rarity. I’d much rather have seen Giants overpay a little for Uribe than Huff.

by Dustructo on Nov 24, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

You need a first baseman? I can get you a first baseman by 3 o’clock. WITH NAILPOLISH. Fuckin’ amateurs.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I can get you a toe.

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by brothersky on Nov 24, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you're wrong

They needed Huff more and would miss his offense more than Uribe’s. He was the only 1B out there with the ability to play OF when Belt is ready. Don’t argue Adam Dunn or I’ll puke.

Put another way, if they need Urible as much as they needed Huff, would you be willign to give Uribe 2/20?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Nov 24, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

What if..

Freddy goes down like he usually does, will Pablo come back to form, etc. I’m sorry, but a SS is of far more value than a 1st basmen/RF. Those positions are easier to fill and aren’t worth over spending unless they’re a perennial all-star. You’re also only assuming that Huff repeats what he did last season, I don’t think he does…it’s possible, but unlikely. Where are they going to find a SS or a guy that’s as versatile as Uribe with pop right now? Derek Lee and Berkman, Berkman has played OF in the past, but both of these guys would have come cheaper and have the same amount of potential as Huff does. You can find guys to play those positions, you can probably even pick them up as the season moves along, but I can’t see finding a guy that does all things that Uribe brings to the team in the open market right now.

by Dustructo on Nov 24, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

If you're arguiing they'd miss Uribe's 2 WAR more than Huff's 5.9 WAR

You’ll have a very very very difficult time getting me to buy that.

Berkman? Hasn’t played OF since 2007 and was pretty bad even then. Lee has never played OF.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Nov 24, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I meant to add

Huff + Tejada > Lee/Berkman + Uribe

Especially when you consider that they can’t move to OF when Belt is ready

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Nov 24, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I mostly agree with you, but aren’t most of the scouts saying Belt could probably handle a corner outfield spot himself?

Thing A

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by sam23 on Nov 24, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The general consensus seems to be that he needs practice first. There’s a good chance that he could be a decent left fielder. But he’s not there yet. And he’s a better first baseman

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

you can go back to this comment for next year’s follies/brilliant calls threads

by Ice Watter In His Veins! on Dec 3, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the key point for me.

I think Huff is a lot better of a player.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Nov 24, 2010 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s SS, you can sacrifice some offense for great defense, most teams do. You also didn’t answer what happens when the other guys don’t show up, that’s a bigger issue than 1st base and RF. You know Uribe will play at least 3 positions next season, Huff will play 90% 1st base because Giants still need an RF even with Huff, that’s the silly thing about your argument. He isn’t going to split time with Nate and Travis, the team is doomed if that’s the case. Again, the Lee and Berkman will have a cheaper price tag and the same potential for reward, the little extra cash they spent on Huff could be the difference from getting Uribe and having to sacrifice talent to go and get a SS.

by Dustructo on Nov 25, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

re: RF

Are we asumeing Ross is not resigned and Rowand off the roster in this sub thread and I missed it?

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Nov 28, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Except that would be dumb because Ross is definitely going to be re-signed.

by zuma420 on Nov 28, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

/nods

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Nov 28, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

You can find 1st basemen, they’re not too hard to come by,

JT Snow’s last years, Ryan Klesko, Dan Ortmeier, Rich Aurilia, Lance Niekro, and Travis Ishikawa all say thanks for the vote of confidence.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Nov 24, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Well played

Definetly made me grin. Thank you.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Nov 25, 2010 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

do you not remember how hard it was for us to find to find a 1B before Huff?

Thing A

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by sam23 on Nov 24, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Lol that explains why we’ve had terrible, terrible first basemen since JT until now?

by GrayDilla on Nov 25, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Watching Reyes for years in NYC

I think he is lazy and not a team player. A great player, but Jazz Hands would continue the cunning clubhouse chemistry (how’s that for alliteration?) and I think the chemistry played a HUGE role in this unreal season.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Nov 24, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Concur

Watched Reyes in NY for years, no baseball IQ, injury prone, hard to pry him off IR. Very very bad option. Only plus is if he still has his wheels, triples alley could be ITPHR alley for him. Except it’s true, he is lazy.

# 24

by tinkerstoeverstochance on Nov 24, 2010 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that like Sushi?

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Nov 25, 2010 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s thai, and delicious

by GrayDilla on Nov 25, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

GET ME JOSE LOPEZ

Ain't no Posey like a Buster Posey cause a Buster Posey don't stop...hitting.

Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to WIN that (TM)

by quincy0191 on Nov 24, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

What day was the Mattingly game?

(Or, who is extra-bored and wants to link me to the videos?)

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by troymccluresf on Nov 24, 2010 12:20 PM PST reply actions  

Got it. http://mlb.mlb.com/search/media.jsp?game_pk=265210

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by troymccluresf on Nov 24, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

POST FAIL

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=10115281

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Nov 24, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I absolutely LOVED this game!

Outmanaged by Bruce Bochy… That’s got to be the low point of Mattingly’s managerial career.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Nov 27, 2010 4:13 AM PST up reply actions  

+1

That was a good game.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 27, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Muphry’s Law strikes again!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Nov 24, 2010 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d because it’s funny.

by Monkeyking42 on Nov 24, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

JJ Hardy?

Probably no better than some of the options listed above, but I still think he could be the best name out there. At times he’s shown very good offense, and he’s clearly got a great glove. If he stays healthy and puts it all together (a big if, no doubt) be could be a very valuable player.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 24, 2010 12:23 PM PST reply actions  

I think all sign point to the Twin tendering Hardy

by calbearjd on Nov 24, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Which Twin?

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Nov 24, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood is really good. Just throwing that out there

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Nov 24, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Mary Kate.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Jenna

"(Christy) Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball. The first statement means the same as the second." - Damon Runyon

by Lyle on Nov 24, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Pollux.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Nov 24, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Tamera.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

FRED!

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Nov 24, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Barbara, not Jenna

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Tegan

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Nov 24, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

George

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Nov 24, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Rod Carew

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 24, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Thing 2

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Nov 24, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Cain!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 24, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Zan

"I dont always hit home runs, but when I do, I prefer World Series winning home runs"

by CB30 on Nov 24, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Henrik

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Nov 24, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Kyle

Look at my website. Look at it. || I had some other text here but then the San Francisco Giants won the World Series

by GiantBrass on Nov 24, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Fook Mi

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Nov 24, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoops. I knew I forgot one.

He’s probably the best trade option, but I don’t think the Twins want to ditch him.

by Grant Brisbee on Nov 24, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting discussion about Hardy on the Twinkie's SBN site

Basically…Hardy would be available if the Twins win their bid for Nishioka or if Cabera accepts arbitration (which appears unlikely)…so Giants fan should root for the Twins to get Nishioka!

Link

by calbearjd on Nov 24, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

WHENITSTIMETOHARDYWEWILLHARDYHARD

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Nov 24, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to wait until Xeifrank and his computer weigh in on this one.

by biff pocoroba on Nov 24, 2010 12:27 PM PST reply actions  

Nobody asked me but ...

Wait. How come nobody ever asks me?

OMAR. Dammit.

I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

by GiantMalcontent on Nov 24, 2010 12:28 PM PST reply actions  

That's an inspired thought!

Shoulda kept Vizquel.

I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

by GiantMalcontent on Nov 24, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Omar ? From The Wire ?

I didn’t know he could play SS. Better be careful, he might shoot you if you steal on him.

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s been known as a bit of a thief himself.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re fair game if you’re in The Game. If you’re just a fan, though, Omar will leave you alone.

by non sequitur on Nov 24, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be a great description to attribute to Buster. Then every time he throws someone out we could say the runner, “got got.”

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Omar leads off of 1B.

Omar: “2nd base got to fall.”

Posey: “I ain’t havin’ it.”

by younghutch on Nov 24, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I eagerly await him wearing a tie to the press conference that announces his signing

Thing A

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by sam23 on Nov 24, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL..

just saw that episode the other night on the 101.

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

thats probably the best Omar episode

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Nov 24, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I couldn’t get into the Wire, it started off pretty slow.

by GrayDilla on Nov 25, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You are really missing out.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Nov 25, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m about to watch Enemy Mine.

I’m pretty sure this is going to turn out to be the best movie ever filmed by anyone.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 12:35 PM PST reply actions  

clearly the greatest poster ever

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Nov 24, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

TLS is hardly underrated

at least in the circles I run in

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Nov 24, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

that's because it's AWESOME

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Bob is right. It is awesome.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally totally totally awesome

Wait, I haven’t even seen it. Shit.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Nov 24, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

This is liked.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086346/

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Nov 24, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

dude

not meant in a bad way or anything, but have you said anything non movie related in the past few months?

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Nov 24, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I made a comment about Uribe upthread.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

and promoted the awesomeness of the Lion Turtle

by calbearjd on Nov 24, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Juan Uribe is about to watch Enemy Mine.

I’m pretty sure this is going to turn out to be the best movie ever filmed by anyone.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 12:35 PM PST reply actions

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

And honestly, I don’t know that bringing Uribe back and expecting him to play 150+ games at a position that calls for plus defense is a good idea. He’s a big guy who wears down over the course of a season in a utility role.

But his bat doesn’t suck for a shortstop and we all like him.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked the book better

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, they really left out a lot of the post-game eating scenes in the movie.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

But his bat speed will likely slow down in the next couple of years…his GIDP went to 20, his LD rate went from 20 to 15 percent while his FB rate went from 40 to 45 percent…also his hitting slashes are significantly down from 2009…

by calbearjd on Nov 24, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what you’re trying to convince me of. I said “I don’t know if it’s actually a good idea.” Which means I think it might be a bad idea. You don’t have to convince me that it might be a bad idea.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry…it wasn’t directed to you per se…

by calbearjd on Nov 24, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

/wondering whether or not to warn you based on the possibility that you may be the same one who has never watched the Godfathers?

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Nov 24, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve pretty much seen all of the first Godfather.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

/doesnt warn you

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Nov 24, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

II > I

after you finish watching all of 1, you need to watch 2.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Nov 24, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

and then don’t worry about 3 too much

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Nov 24, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I have seen about 500 movies

(I keep track on IMDb because that’s how nerdy I am)

I have never seen the Godfather.

Ain't no Posey like a Buster Posey cause a Buster Posey don't stop...hitting.

Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to WIN that (TM)

by quincy0191 on Nov 24, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I would have started doing that as a kid.. with all the books I’ve read. Sometimes now I don’t realize till halfway through some old classic that it’s all just a bit too familiar.

FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
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by Merope on Nov 24, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate that. Just happened the other day. As i read about two books per week, I get many books from the Public Library. I used to just buy them at B&N and the locals, but it got too expensive. I still buy about twenty or so books a year and donate them to the library.

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I tend to pick things up at the 2nd hand stores. ThriftTown is usually really good for cheap books. So of course the cover of the book is different or the blurb sounds vaguely familiar but not entirely (rewritten blurb for a new edition) and not until I get it home do I realize d’oh! read this one already!

FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
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by Merope on Nov 24, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t seen them. I will rectify this tomorrow, seeing as that they are on AMC.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Nov 24, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa, sudden rainstorm.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait… why did the lake suddenly catch on…

Whoa, green electrocution!

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, this is comically bad so far.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seen good reviews of it, just never got around to watching.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s verrry heavy handed, and hilariously antiquated. There’s also some really weird undertones that I’m a little uncomfortable with. I doubt I’ll finish it at this rate.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Bad costume/mask for Gossett? I think I’ve heard that too.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, his costume is really terrible.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope. Couldn’t finish it. I didn’t even get to the surely thrilling birth scene.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll try watching The Man from Earth, and then I’ll do some chores.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Man from Earth was pretty light, low-key fare. Weird, unnecessary ending, Did a couple episodes of Dead Like Me season 2 after that. That show both fascinates and infuriates me many times every episode.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Mandy Patinkin was almost the entire reason I watched that show.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 24, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

DLM had its moments. It was always on the verge of being pretty good.

by wcw on Nov 24, 2010 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I think parts of it are really, really well written and compelling, but they stagger those moments with things that either make no sense or completely contradict rules of the universe that were established in previous episodes. It’s weird.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s watchable.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Nov 24, 2010 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

DABIG!

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Nov 25, 2010 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I am not ashamed to preach for a Alcides Escobar for ’Chez trade (see generally past comments).
Pitcher for Brewer-ists unite!

by Scottsdale on Nov 24, 2010 12:37 PM PST reply actions  

not sure I'd do that

but it makes way more sense than any other recent “(SP) 4 (Brewer)” idea I’ve heard.

I do think trading Sanchez now when his value is high might be a good idea if you could get the right kind of player (young, talented, position of need) back.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 24, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

unf unf unf

Torres CF – Sanchez 2b – Huff RF – Fielder 1B – Belt LF – Posey C – Sandoval 3b – (shortstop)

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Nov 24, 2010 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

’Chez from ’Frisco

Thing A

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by sam23 on Nov 24, 2010 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

*twitch

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

*aneurysm.

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

How did Texas get involed in this?

Oh yes the Giants won a WS there !!!

/ snoopy dance

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by daveinexile on Nov 25, 2010 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Escobar has absolutely no bat. Might as well play Burriss.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Nov 24, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually thought this before reading the thread

I think I would do it. Escobar can’t hit right now, but he’s good defensively and his luck stats weren’t great last year. I think he’ll be an above-average defensive SS with an above-average bat.

Ain't no Posey like a Buster Posey cause a Buster Posey don't stop...hitting.

Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to WIN that (TM)

by quincy0191 on Nov 24, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I know how this ends...

Sabean says “fuck it” and signs Jeter to a four year deal

by Orwell D. Catt on Nov 24, 2010 12:40 PM PST reply actions  

I dunno . . .

Maybe Sabes had become more nuanced. As early as August, I had him down for signing Huff at 3 yrs, $14MM per. And he came up with something much more acceptable on the downside risk.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Nov 24, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Imagine Jeter in the Giants dugout. He’d get hazed mercilessly. I bet even Cain would call him a square. “Sit my whoppie cushion! SIT ON IT!”

by haemaker on Nov 24, 2010 12:46 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that he’d already be hiding in a locker or something before Cain could even get to him. Heck, between Huff and Timmy he’d probably already be running.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Panda would try to engage Jeter in one of those intricate, multi-faceted handshake / dances and Jeter would simply stare back at him blankly.

by younghutch on Nov 24, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Calmly.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Be funny if Timmy got him stoned.

by younghutch on Nov 24, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t seem like much of a difference until he walks off the O’Doul bridge.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Nov 24, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Stare back at Panda calmly after getting stoned by Timmy?

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

naw

they’d share pre-AB theatrics tips, each trying to one up the other until it finally takes them a full 20 minutes to complete their routine between the on deck circle and the batter’s box.

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Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Nov 24, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to see Jeter grow long hair and a beard.

by Natto on Nov 24, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

This I would pay to see !

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

This I would pay to see !

$70-$80 million over 4 years should do it!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 24, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Cashman will tick him off enough he’ll take a discount…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I didn’t mean pay the contract to see. I would buy a ticket to game. Maybe.

San Francisco Giants 2010 World Series Champions -I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Where is Dan Burkhart going to play ?

by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

steinbrenner is posturing

Jeter will S as S be a yankee. Bank on it.

# 24

by tinkerstoeverstochance on Nov 24, 2010 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking slightly into the future

We need to push hard for this guy.

http://yakyubaka.com/2010/11/08/wei-ying-chen-to-talk-contract-with-dragons-mlb-a-possibility/

There was a rumor that he wanted to test MLB at the end of this year, but it looks like he will stay one more year with Chunichi Dragons. Chen led the league in ERA this year and is a power lefty.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/Wei-Yin_Chen

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by jctGamer on Nov 24, 2010 12:43 PM PST reply actions  

And move him to shortstop?

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Nov 24, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

No...

for SS…I want this guy

by calbearjd on Nov 24, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m iffy on the Asians. Too much risk.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Nov 24, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Starting Burriss won't screw up the development of youngsters

…unless you’re talking about the young children who will be scarred for life by watching Burriss try to hit major league pitching.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Nov 24, 2010 12:46 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Bocock part 2

thats up there with classic unwanted sequels like Matrix Revolutions, Indiana Jones and the Retirement home with a Crystal Skull, Star Trek 5, and that Jar Jar Banks film.

Ignoring Tim Mccarver since 2002.

by bumgarner on Nov 24, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Star Trek 5

What does God need with a starship?

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Nov 24, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream

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by shanghaijim on Nov 24, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

the shat should never write or direct ever again

and i love Chris Pine as Kirk

Ignoring Tim Mccarver since 2002.

by bumgarner on Nov 24, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think Burriss is as bad as Bocock at the plate

…and he runs better

I also wouldn’t worry about screwing up Burriss’ “development” since his ceiling is so low. He’s really not a propspect but rather filler

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by Goofus on Nov 24, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not worried about screwing up his development. I’m worried about wasting ABs on him when he’s not good enough to play in the majors.

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by groug on Nov 24, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

No, not as bad as Bocock...

…but could you really set that bar any lower?

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by EliminateMe on Nov 24, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That bar is buried about 2 feet underground

For the record, I’m wasn’t advocating Burriss as your starting shortstop (or the Giants’ starting shortstop for that matter), just responding to the Bocock Part 2 comment.

Burriss has some skills. He just hits the ball really softly.

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by Goofus on Nov 24, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno

I think if neither of them can hit big league pitching, then it’s kind of academic to determine which one is more incapable. Burriss gives every indication of being that same kind of player, where his bat is so inadequate that the other skills don’t matter.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 24, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

My impression from watching both of them; which seems to be backed up by SSS mlb stats

Bocock can’t even put the bat on the ball and Burriss can make contact but he just can’t hit the ball hard.

Bocock: .134 /.245 /.146 (32 Ks in 98 PAs)
Burriss: .264 /.329 /.302 (59 Ks in 499 PAs)

They’re both terrible, but I think Burriss is closer to being an actual big leaguer if he could only figure out a way to hit the ball harder. (Paging Victor Conte…victor Conte, please pick up the white courtesy phone.)

As I said the other day; we got to go down on the field for BP before a game this season and it was fascinating watching the different hitters in the cage. There were three things I most remember:

  • Uribe was crushing everything way into the bleachers (hit a homer that night)
  • Bowker seemed to have more BP swing-throughs than anyone else i saw
  • Burriss’ contact barely made a sound. Tough to describe, but you know how they say a ball “jumps off a guy’s bat”? This was the opposite of that.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Nov 25, 2010 7:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Burris should just learn to bunt really,really,really,really well.

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

/Breaks foot running to 1B

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Nov 24, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

What About Rollins?

Gold glove switch-hitting SS with one year $8.5 million left on contract. Sure he’s been injured lately but he’s 31 and a top shelf SS. What would it take to get him?

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by Jigglefish on Nov 24, 2010 12:53 PM PST reply actions  

lol

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by delorean on Nov 24, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

unless the Phillies have some solid SS prospect I’m unaware of, I doubt they’d be looking to trade J-Roll.

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by Smoke on the Water on Nov 24, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Bay Area ties!

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by Goofus on Nov 24, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh.

White shoes.
’nuff said.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 24, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

yick

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think you mean what that means.

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by can of corn on Nov 24, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t want to read about you yicking that should be a private affair.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Nov 24, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

Now this is comedy.

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by cornball on Nov 24, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

wouldnt surprise me at all

If he was our 2012 opening day SS. And I think rollins is a lot better than you guys are giving him credit for – the bat isn’t there anymore, but his D is slick as ever and he hits well enough for an SS.

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by GiantPain on Nov 24, 2010 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

But why would the Phillies trade him?

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, they wouldnt

But he does strike me as someone who will be in the orange and black in the future. We’ll have another SS vacancy after this year unless uribe gets multi years, and rollins is an FA after 2011…

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by GiantPain on Nov 24, 2010 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh wait…you said 2012. Oops. I can definitely see it happening then unless Crawford’s bat wakes up.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

But he has good D!

I know, I know…its a very long shot. But it’d be so nice if it worked…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why the trade suggestion is comedy.

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by cornball on Nov 25, 2010 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

We go through this over and over

There just ain’t a whole lot of shortstops available, not to mention affordable in cash and trade picks. Uribe remains the best option (you should forgive the word), and we can only hope he’s going to be affordable. I’m seeing rumors that he’s getting a lot of interest from other teams. Considering the state of the SS market I guess that’s inevitable. C’mon, Juan, figure out that it’ll never be as good elsewhere as it will in SF.

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by Rolfyboy on Nov 24, 2010 1:15 PM PST reply actions  

You clearly miss the idea of rosterbation…

by calbearjd on Nov 24, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m already getting chafed and it isn’t even December yet.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You're right

Futility isn’t my thing.

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by Rolfyboy on Nov 24, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

This is what we do

Get used to it

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Nov 24, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

How sad

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by Rolfyboy on Nov 24, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY NOW

Don’t dream it’s over

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Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Nov 24, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

We know they won’t win.

by wcw on Nov 24, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sad at all

This place is great and a lot of friendships have developed here over the years. But with so many people with so many opinions about relatively few topics of discussions, things tend to get re-hashed.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Nov 24, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I thought that was MY nickname! :(

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Not unless you mention airport scanners.

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Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Nov 24, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

What about cake being better than pie?

by calbearjd on Nov 24, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I made pie today

Pumpkin. From the Libby’s recipe. Not bad, but pretty milky and eggy. Tomorrow I’ll try something radical. Maybe even buy a fresh squash and roast it first…

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Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Nov 24, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Kabocha squash makes a kickass “pumpkin” pie.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 24, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

RUSH!!!!

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by Merope on Nov 24, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

RUSH IS THE BEST!!

And also, I will be making a chocolate pie for thanksgiving. No pumpkin. Because it’s gross.

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by can of corn on Nov 24, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Incorrect (about Pumpkin Pie, not RUSH, RUSH is awesome).

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by ringleader3 on Nov 24, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Rush is Canadian.
Canadians are not awesome.
Therefore, Rush is not awesome.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Nov 24, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

My mom is Canadian =(

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by ringleader3 on Nov 24, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

…………..

…………………………………….

……………………………………………………………………..

Nope, I can’t recover from this one.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Nov 24, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

What you say about his company is what you say about society.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Nov 24, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what that means, I just know that us men who hold high places must be the ones to start to mold a new reality… Closer to the heart.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Nov 24, 2010 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Ayn Rand says

CUT DOWN THOSE OAKS BIOTCH!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Pumpkin pie is the replacement level pie. Even “good” pumpkin pie is mediocre.

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by cornball on Nov 25, 2010 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

BOTH THE CORNS ARE AGAINST US

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Nov 25, 2010 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

ALL PIE IS GREAT!

Because it is pie.
Ergo Pie is Great!

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by daveinexile on Nov 28, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Wildly incorrect on both counts.

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by groug on Nov 24, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I expect that level of wrongness from calbearjd, but not from can of corn.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 24, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

What about pumpkin cheesecake?

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by Merope on Nov 24, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

cheesecake is technically a pie, no?

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by ringleader3 on Nov 24, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

A baked custard on a crust … Although last Christmas someone sent us a crustless cheesecake omg nom nom

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by shanghaijim on Nov 24, 2010 5:45 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

New York Style Baked…this is the best. I bought a $30 springform pan just so that I could have a real cheesecake on the West Coast

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I purchased one from Trader Joes

One of the ingredient is “Xanthan”.

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by SFGuy on Nov 24, 2010 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw those at TJ’s any good?
or should I say…
Is it worth the calories?

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by Merope on Nov 24, 2010 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s more of a Pumpkin over cheesecake. Tastes good though.

Calories don’t count tomorrow. I read it on the internet so it must be true.

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t eaten yet.

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by SFGuy on Nov 24, 2010 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

:-(

Does the pie thread have to end?

# 24

by tinkerstoeverstochance on Nov 24, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It WOULD be fun to screw the Yankees…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

/Alyssa Milano’d

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't really think it would screw them over

the marketing department would miss him, sure, but then they’d just pick some new guy to be Mr. Yankee, and the next time they won some world series it would be because of his grit and his toughness and his determination and leadership. And then they’d move on.

No, I think signing Jeter away from the Yankees and thus preventing them for overpaying for his name would, in the long run, help them.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 24, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It would actually probably relieve them of a headache

The only way we screw them is if we get Jeter under market because of the Yankee/jeter standoff

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Nov 24, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants sign Jeter 2/10? =D

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

What would it take to get Troy Tulowitzki? I’m guessing a package of Ryan Rohlinger and Chris Ray is a good starting point.

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by deuce deuce on Nov 24, 2010 1:17 PM PST reply actions  

only if you throw in Rowand and Zito

by calbearjd on Nov 24, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

uh no

Think more Matt Cain, Brandon Belt, and cash. Tulo isn’t getting traded for love or money.

# 24

by tinkerstoeverstochance on Nov 24, 2010 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Lets just not even go here. Bad, bad, bad idea…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You fell in

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by SFGuy on Nov 25, 2010 2:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Hard.

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by cornball on Nov 25, 2010 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe on Black Friday we should restock the McCoven rope and ladder supplies.

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by Merope on Nov 25, 2010 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

/throws back the ropes and ladders I’ve used

That should refresh the stock

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by Mdizzle138 on Nov 25, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I tried to find the picture but couldn’t

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by SFGuy on Nov 25, 2010 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You may have to add Velez and Santiago Castilla.

by Natto on Nov 24, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ve mixed them up with Jesus Guzman and Denny Bautista.

by wcw on Nov 24, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing lol

by TBRMKane on Nov 24, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

this reminds me of when the Javier Lopez trade was announced and McCovens found out Bowker was going to Pirates…the moment of disbelief…

by calbearjd on Nov 24, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

McCoven is plural.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Nov 24, 2010 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

My defensive alignment for 2011

Pablo C
Belt 1B
Mole 2B
De Rosa 3B
Buster SS
Ross RF
Torres CF
Huff LF

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Nov 24, 2010 1:19 PM PST reply actions  

Ack!

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually

using the most likely collection of players to chose from, that might be the best possible defense if all were given enough time to learn and prepare for their positional relocations. Huff would be fine, Pablo and Buster are the two that would be tricky.

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by Cody_ransom on Nov 24, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Its the Pablo and Buster part that has me worried...

It also assumes that both Pablo and DeRosa are good to go next year and both are questionable.

But even if they’re both healthy I really don’t want Pablo catching or Posey at SS. Buster hasn’t played shortstop in years, and I think scouts already said he couldn’t play it at the MLB level. And I seriously doubt our pitching staff would be paricularly happy about the Panda being behind the plate…

This is just bad. Keep Buster catching and let Rohlinger play SS if you have to.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Pablo at C

He’d be an absolute butcher behind the plate. He’d make Victor Martinez look like Yadier out there.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Nov 24, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see any reason to believe that a guy who came up through the system playing catcher would butcher the position.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Considering he hasn’t caught in what 2 years and is incredibly out of shape he’d be terrible at C.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Nov 24, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Considering that, it’s probably a bad idea to put him back there. But I don’t think it’s a foregone conclusion that he’d butcher a position he’s familiar with.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure he knows about the position, it isn’t putting Pedro Feliz at C but I doubt he’d be able to really block balls, frame pitches well, throw many people out trying to steal I’d consider that butchering the position.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Nov 24, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It is not like that have games on Thanksgiving day

In other words if the word came down , in the next few weeks, he would be excpetted to do some catching next season he would have moths to dust off an update those skills. Say what you want about Panda’s deit but lazy is one thing he is not.

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by daveinexile on Nov 25, 2010 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

lolwut?

Pablo could catch circles around Victor Martinez. Considering the guy did it for what…. 16 years before taking two years off of catching, I’m certain he’d remember how to put on the shinguards.

by zuma420 on Nov 28, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Pablo’s a better 3B than DeRosa. DeRosa can’t play any position well. He’s barely average in the outfield, and he really hasn’t spent a lot of time there. Better to keep Buster at C, Pablo at third, and put DeRosa at short.

Ain't no Posey like a Buster Posey cause a Buster Posey don't stop...hitting.

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by quincy0191 on Nov 24, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

If DeRosa can’t play any position well, why should he play SS, one of the most important positions?

by TBRMKane on Nov 24, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

he shouldnt. this is all chasm, and you’ve all falled in.

by giant4life83 on Nov 24, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Best laugh today

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Nov 24, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The Cardinals, Giants and Padres are expressing varying degrees of interest in Miguel Tejada, according to Enrique Rojas of ESPN Deportes (link in Spanish). Some teams see Tejada as a shortstop and others see him as a third baseman, according to Rojas’ source.

MLBTR

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by deuce deuce on Nov 24, 2010 1:25 PM PST reply actions  

Hopefully the Giants degree is, “meh.”

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s not a horrible backup option…he did play decent at SD after the trade…

by calbearjd on Nov 24, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants already have guys who can be backups IMO. Plus those guys will only cost $400K.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Rohlinger is up to the task. And if we are talking strictly backup duty why not some other replacement level player?

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the point is

there isn’t a replacement level player at SS.

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by Cody_ransom on Nov 24, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t the definition of replacement level basically a AAA SS?

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Felipe Lopez

proud, yes I said proud, adoptive papa of "Geno" Eugenio Velez--
more game changing bunts than Buster Posey!
a World Champions San Francisco Giant of 2010!

by foothillsfan on Nov 24, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

or Theriot

His name is Ydwin, your argument is invalid.

by microwave donut on Nov 24, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't understand some of the Rohlinger love on this site

what has he ever done to convince anyone that he really belongs on a major league roster? Pretty good defense at 3B… anything else?

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by Smoke on the Water on Nov 24, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Its more of

If they can’t re-sign Uribe and they won’t trade for anyone Rohlinger is probably the best in house option the Giants have. Bringing up Crawford would just hurt his development and Burriss is terrible with the bat. Rohlinger plays good enough defense and has a somewhat decent bat. I also would not have minded Matt Downs if he was still in the system but then he was more a second baseman.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Nov 24, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

At Fanfast before this season he was with Panda and Burriss and he smiled at me and I smiled at him.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Nov 24, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

hmm "Fanfast"

From typo to idea …

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Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Nov 24, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

To support Sandoval in his weight loss efforts…

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by Merope on Nov 24, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

’cuz Ms. Judi said so!

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by Merope on Nov 24, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Because he has actually put up decent offensive numbers at AAA – certainly good enough if you can play OK SS defense.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Nov 24, 2010 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Some would argue against this.

The Giants already have guys who can be backups IMO. Plus those guys will only cost $400K.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Nov 24, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather have Royce Clayton than Tejada.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Nov 24, 2010 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh oh…I hope this is just a deke

by TBRMKane on Nov 24, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Haz a sad.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Nov 24, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Aaaaaaaaah. I’m not liking all these SS stories…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

GO CRAZY FOLKS GO CRAZY

Tejada to STL! Awesome!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

For real real?

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

This is my hope, so that UUUU does not go there. Sorry if you came here for news.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Rawr.

And you had me looking for links…

Ah well, I have my fingers crossed for this.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry again, nothing to see here. How about that Catherine Mary Stewart in the Last Starfighter?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I really need to re-watch this movie.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

jctgamer comes here for naked news.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

He watches his news based on a tentacle minimum.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

of negativity

you left out “of negativity”

Without that, you’re just a nattering nabob….

# 24

by tinkerstoeverstochance on Nov 24, 2010 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

No please no

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Nov 24, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift A

This post is more pessimistic than it need be. What you should read from all this is that if Uribe ends up costing too much, Scutaro or Bartlett are perfectly fine, cheap-to-obtain options.

by Monkeyking42 on Nov 24, 2010 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

Right before Thanksgiving!

The Giants won the World Series!!!
  /at least until Monday.

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by iloveddickdietz on Nov 24, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

what do you mean until Monday? What’s happening on Monday? WE’RE NO LONGER GOING TO BE THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS AFTER MONDAY?!?! AHH!!!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 24, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

New Thanksgiving tradition

As a family we will watch the final 3 innings of game 5 , the grandkids need to learn the new Giant way. Other than our health, what’s to be more thankful for? Nothing!

by Atlee's Hammaker on Nov 24, 2010 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

All of this SS talk is making me want to read Gran’s fake Bocock book.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

Which is fake, the book or the Bocock?

by younghutch on Nov 24, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The book. He lied and said it was a inside peek at some new book. It was awesome but I can't seem to find it.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Here you go...
Grant’s Post

Book Excerpt

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Where is Dan Burkhart going to play ?

by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL
The tug of Bocock had only just begun.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

hank

Yesterday I speculated on Jose Reyes for Giants. I can tell you Reyes is available and healthy, but Mets want a boatload in return.

by TBRMKane on Nov 24, 2010 1:58 PM PST reply actions  

updated
2:04 PM I’m hearing Mets want 3-4 players/prospects back for Reyes. That’s a lot for an $11 m player to become a FA in ’11. Might be a July deal.

by GameSix on Nov 24, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d trade any 3 minor leaguers not named Belt for Reyes. He’d help us more in 2011 than any combo the rebuilding Mets might want, and if we walks after the season we’d get two picks next year.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Nov 24, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus the third pick we’d receive for losing Uribe.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Nov 24, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm in this line

trouble is, without Belt, I’m not so sure we have enough prospects to really pique the Mets interest. Wheeler would be a start, but who after him? And remember we can’t trade 2010 draftees yet.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 24, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Runzler is technically still a prospect, right? Runzler, Wheeler and Neal? Thats a lot, but I think I’d do it.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Nov 24, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh. Its a lot for one year. Think we could pull off a deal that doesn’t include Wheeler? They do need the bullpen help.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d probably get two picks if Reyes left plus the one for Uribe leaving. You’re probably not gonna get three prospects that good, and probably not any with the upside of Wheeler, but it could be close enough.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Nov 24, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I know but…mreh…I don’t know. With the run of pitchers we’ve had come up I’d hate to lose Wheeler. Especially since we only get Reyes for a year. 3-4 players is already quite a lot for a guy with one year left on his contract, and the Mets probably know that.
I’m not totally against it or anything, and its not a completely unbalanced deal, but I’d much rather give up someone else.
Perhaps the Mets would go for someone closer to MLB ready? Another reliever? Verdugo?

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s funny, I bet the “Free Johannes Mehserle” boat and it’s opponent are available. GITRDUNNE!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

If you saw those two boats together side by side you’d see the entire story of why that case became such a big deal.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Nov 24, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

My eight year old niece

“Madison Square Bumgardner…ner…ner!”

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by iloveddickdietz on Nov 24, 2010 2:02 PM PST reply actions  

I need my Jazz too. but,

There’s also Tejada and Cabrera on the market, right?

by giant4life83 on Nov 24, 2010 2:04 PM PST reply actions  

Mark Wahlberg = Nathan Drake.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 24, 2010 2:07 PM PST reply actions  

I can give you an upset stomach too, Grant!

        Starting Jesus Alou at a corner OF position arguably cost the Giants the 1966 pennant. They finished 1.5 games behind LA; in 110 games & 387 PA, Alou had a WAR of minus-1.9, a .279 OBP and 61 OPS+, with 15 XBH and 14 GIDP
        P.S. Jesus Alou must be one of the worst players ever to have a long career. He played in 15 seasons and was a regular for 8, despite:
- .305 OBP.
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No power: .353 SLG, .073 ISO.
- No speed: 40% SB rate (31 SB, 46 CS) and 19 GIDP per 600 PA.
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No discernible sign of defensive prowess.
BR

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by iloveddickdietz on Nov 24, 2010 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

Speaking of bad players, Juan Castro has a career bWAR of -10.4 I don’t understand how that’s even poss

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Nov 24, 2010 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

no one likes my Rodman idea? fine, I’ll just hire him to be my bulter.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 24, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I still think the Giants could trade Bonds and someone would fall for it. Like the Mets.

by younghutch on Nov 24, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Marlins

BARRY 4 HANLEY

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 24, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

the Pirates may be stupider than the Marlins.

by giant4life83 on Nov 24, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

BARRY 4 MCCUTCHEN

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Nov 24, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Also throw in Matt Morris.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Nov 24, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t look like the Blue Jays have any SS prospects waiting in the wings. They do have some prospects with ridiculous names though.

Deck McGuire
Asher Wojciechowski
Dickie Joe Thon
Adeiny Hechavarria

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 24, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Anybody remember the tv show Barney Miller? Yeah Wojciechowski just gave me a flash back.

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by Merope on Nov 24, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s Wojciehowicz, you spell it just like it sounds!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I say it like Wo-chows-key

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 24, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

/McBain'd

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I realized the joke, I just decided to comment on the pronunciation. Probably should have responded to Merope.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 24, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

GET OFF OUR LAWN!!!

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by Merope on Nov 24, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

it might freeze! :o

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by shanghaijim on Nov 24, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Did freeze…I have about 6" of snow on my lawn from yesterday/last night.

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

In Sacramento? Wow.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 24, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m in Sacramento, nv is in NV < nudge > < nudge >

It was cold here too. My neighbors were making faces at me last night when I covered the car’s front/rear windows with towels. Ha! on them when I had no ice to scrape this morning!

I also covered my poor plants and left the patio light on for them all night. If I had an outlet I’d throw holiday lights around them for the added warmth! I really want to keep my peppers and tomatoes going through the winter, but it’s going to be tough. Below freezing again here tonight. Ugh.

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by Merope on Nov 24, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck, at least no tule fog on top of the frost, always my favorite.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

God I used to hate that when I lived in the Valley. I had to drive from Lodi to Sacramento, Lodi to Modesto, and Lodi to Fresno frequently. That sh*t was the worst. I always went home with a huge headache and my neck always hurt from that “hunched over” driving.

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Reno, IIRC.

We didn’t even have frost this AM in SF, but it’s chilly and cold so who knows.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s strange. There was frost here in the South Bay.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Nov 24, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

C'mon you wimps..It's 2 tonight...seriously 2 freaking degrees.

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Northeast?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Nov 24, 2010 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Nevada.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Nov 24, 2010 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like a night for downtown ice skating! By the nice toasty Truckee R.!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It's almost like a real city here now. Almost.

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh, now I miss NV. Gah…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah..we have a 3A baseball team and everything.

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I know!

I went to a game back in 2009 when we were visiting.

Its just like…I leave and THEN Reno gets another MiLB team!? Really? Not fair!

I also miss legitimate skiing…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you people live?

I don’t think I’ve experienced any temperature much below 30.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Nov 24, 2010 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Lols

You get used to it. I lived in Carson City for years and after moving to Seattle I actually find myself missing the cold.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Lots of warm spirits

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

you get used to it

January of our last year in Minneapolis we had a crazy weekend, the coldest one in the global-warming 2000s and we happened to be in some lodge on Lake Superior instead of the city. The morning we got up it was -38 for the walk across the parking lot for breakfast. Now minus forty.. that shit is motherfucking cold.

By the time we got home it had warmed up to around zero degrees and sunny. I was down to just a shell over three pretty thin cotton layers and felt pretty comfy. I saw people walking to the store in shirtsleeves.

You get used to it.

by wcw on Nov 24, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s really something magical about days where the high is a single digit number. There’s also something magical about when a heavy snow melts and then re-freezes, making streets into ice skating rinks. Did I say magical? I meant distinctly unfun.

I was always amazed at ancient old people venturing out in NYC with their shopping baskets and whatnot onto these ice floes. I also decided that hell must be a place that is cold enough that one can’t ever get warm rather than the inferno it’s described as.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I also decided that hell must be a place that is cold enough that one can’t ever get warm rather than the inferno it’s described as.

This I would agree with. I grew up in San Diego, lived in Phoenix, the Bay Area, and the Central Valley. Never lived in snow until I was relocated here by my employer. The first few years it sucked, but I’m used to it now. I know what to do, I know what to wear, and I have my snow shovel, ice melt and my Ford F250 4WD. There are just some days when you never get warm.

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

My landlord in Hell’s Kitchen wisely set the boiler to come on once per day around 4 AM. The pipes would clang and wake me up, and it would be warm for a couple hours.

My sister lived in Reno for over 10 years, so we had a couple moments driving in midnight snow to get there, but other than the wind Reno really isn’t SO bad. It’s pretty IMO with Peavine and all the mountains around.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The wind is worse in Washoe Valley =P.

Reno, and the rest of northern NV, is someplace that has to grow on you I think. I grew up there, so I love it. But my mom said that when she first moved there it looked to her like hell on earth. Now she thinks its beautiful. The Sierras have a lot to do with that.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

TBH I hate wind and yes, my wife insisted on living in SF. So, there’s that.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL
my wife insisted on living in SF…

You poor man. mrs. nvsfg grew up in Albany and Richmond, and we head down a couple of times each year. If I ever get rich, I’m moving to Nob Hill.

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re happy and all and lucked into a place, and it is pretty convenient for baseball season and all, and most importantly are waaaay out by Balboa Park where there are yards and parking lots and whatnot.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

We were seriously considering moving closer to SF but when we sat down and looked at things logically it made more sense (financially and mentally) to move to the foothills. We’ll see what happens come spring.

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by Merope on Nov 24, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

So no more SAC? Meadowview or wherever? I remember gunshot stories but I’m glad you’re somewhere better now.

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

We haven’t moved yet, the goal is May sometime. We’re in the Arden area Old Jacket and I used to trade “who can hear the police helicopter loudest”

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by Merope on Nov 24, 2010 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Aha. So… looking for a new school mayhaps?

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, we’ve already decided I’m quitting my job in June. Kinda scary since the job market still kinda sucks, and I’ve had this job for like 15 years.
It will be weird to leave, but I need to go somewhere where I can teach. (Which may mean private school, which will mean less money, which is why we think the Foothills might be a better move.)

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by Merope on Nov 24, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Tough to leave when you’ve got a cushy gig!

Are you thinking of foothills up there, or like Amador/Mariposa/Tuolomne type foothills? I think those districts are hit and miss as far as budget cuts, some ok some bad. It’s going to be another bad year either way once the state gets done for 2011-12.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The Mr.‘s job is up 80 near Rocklin so we’re looking in that area. We both like Meadowvista.

And yeah, budget cuts could be just as horrid next year.

We’re not saying our plans are set in stone, but that’s the direction we’re leaning.

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by Merope on Nov 24, 2010 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice up there, one of my HS coaches lived in MV. My sister looked at houses in Colfax and Weimar a couple of years ago and seemed like they had quite a bit to choose from (although I talked them out of offering on the ex-meth lab LOL). All those districts seemed pretty good on the whole though, Colfax had nice schools BITD.

Although I did hear on the radio this morning they had 80 closed at Applegate!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

395 near the California border is beautiful. It’s been a few years since I’ve been there, though.

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by El Person on Nov 24, 2010 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Magnificent. Stop telling people, or else it will get crowded, too.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 24, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, I really don’t think I’ve found anything that can beat that area. Or at least, nothing that’s less than a week’s hike outside of civilization.

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by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Peavine is right outside my house ! I live in the “Old Northwest” and we get all the wind and snow blowing down through the pass. It could be clear down on the valley floor and I might have a few inches of snow in my yard.

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

My bro-in-law used to work on a dairy (!) near Hidden Valley, and that made for some interesting excitement in, say 1997. I seem to recall breaking ice off watering troughs one morning. Better than other places in NV but still kinda cold for outdoor activities!

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by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I live in Southwest Reno...

And it’s like northwest is a completely different climate. The differential in snowfall is amazing. I remember reading a story in the RGJ last winter about an elderly woman who was stuck in her home for like a week because they hadn’t plowed her cul-de-sac. I remember the road where I live being clear, plow free, within 48 hours.

Anyways, I’m up late doing some work, so I stepped outside for a little fresh air. My lungs hurt after one breath. 11 degrees according to iPhone weather.

by JSing on Nov 24, 2010 11:50 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

It’d be magical if my apartment had any insulation. I can stand at the bottom of the stairs and feel the WIND drafting down the stairs. I’m not even sure where the heck it’s coming from. Last time I was upstairs it was 60º!!!

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by Merope on Nov 24, 2010 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

My house is 52 years old. Hardwood floors, etc. It had a wood burning fireplace when we bought it, but after 1990, if you bought a house with a wood burning fireplace you had to seal it off due to air quality issues.

I have replaced all of the windows and doors, replaced the roof and added insulation. It still doesn’t help much when it hits single digits. The gas heater keeps the electric bill under $200.

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t do one of those pellet burning things?

We have spare the air days here where the chimney police will come give you a ticket, luckily for the cat tonight wasn’t one of those nights.

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by Merope on Nov 24, 2010 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

You can use those, but when it snows really bad and the power goes out, they don’t work. Needs electricity to “burn” the pellets. The “AIr Police” give you tickets here as well.

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

In Minneapolis we lived in the lower flat of a house built in 1900 — we had the only thermostat and the landlord paid the heat. Our furnace in the basement was roughly the size of a large tractor. I bet our wintertime heating bills would have been $500ish if we’d paid ourselves.

The landlord carried, like many people, furnace insurance. You pay every month. If the furnace ever stops, someone is out within thirty minutes to fix it. We used that once in four years. What a great freaking idea.

by wcw on Nov 24, 2010 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

When I first moved I wondered why they made such a big deal about “heating oil futures” and the oil trucks had 24 hour service numbers on them, and then November happened.

I still hope to never ever live somewhere one needs a car engine heater. That’s when you know it’s bad.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I also decided that hell must be a place that is cold enough that one can’t ever get warm rather than the inferno it’s described as.

Dante. Tenth level. The Frozen Sea. That was a mind-blowing surprise first time I read it. Goosepimples.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 25, 2010 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

DANTE BICHETTE WUZ RITE!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 25, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

-38 is global warming?

What was it like there 50 years ago or whatever? -48?! At some point, doesn’t it just not make a difference exactly how far below zero it is?

# 24

by tinkerstoeverstochance on Nov 24, 2010 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

No

It always makes a difference. My taxonomy:
 . 60F: chilly if the fog is in
 . 50F: chilly even when the sun is out
 . 40F: dammit I should have worn a sweater
 . 30F: is that a snowflake?
 . 20F: skiing is going to be awesome today
 . 10F: my ears are cold and I’m wearing a hat
 . 0F: hold on, is that a penny? dammit, now I’m cold.
 . -10F: we’re never going to see the sun again
 . -20F: I have icicles on my eyelashes
 . -30F: my skin hurts. well, the parts I can still feel.
 . -40F: holy fuck, I was wrong, it does get worse

That’s the end of my personal experience, but I am going to imagine -50F is probably one of those Jack-London-was-an-optimist moments. What happens below that I do not want to know.

by wcw on Nov 24, 2010 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It really does

Last winter we had a week here where the wind chill was -30 to -50 every day. When it was -50, my frontal sinuses froze during the 20 foot walk from my car to the clinic.

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by cornball on Nov 25, 2010 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t tell you how excited this makes me for my first winter in Chicago.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Nov 26, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

2 degrees? That's balmy weather.

We got down to -22 last night and it’s already -10 tonight. But after all those years at the ’Stick, no problem.

by mrs. owlcroft on Nov 24, 2010 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

i hope it wouldnt be prying to ask

it feels like we haven’t seen much of mr. ‘Croft around recently. Is that just my misguided impression, or has he been busy? Would love to’ve gotten his takes on huff re-sign and the SS situation.

If he’s actually been ’round, apologies in advance for missing it.

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by GiantPain on Nov 24, 2010 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I can say that he does approve

of the Huff signing. But he’s been so busy lately, with the problems caused by our internet provider and much else, that he hasn’t been here lately.

But he thanks you for asking and hopes to be back soon.

by mrs. owlcroft on Nov 24, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Was it that low? I’ve been hearing that it’s around -6 where I am right now (with windchill – I don’t know if I count that).

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 24, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn't that Dickie Thon's kid?

They probably call him Dickie Joe because otherwise it would be confusing.

And it’s normally pronounced Wo-ja-cow-ski, but it should be Woy-ja-cov-ski.

by mrs. owlcroft on Nov 24, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

No, absolutely no relation to former major leaguer Dickie Thon.

by younghutch on Nov 24, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Noah Syndergaard!

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by Gobroks on Nov 25, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope they re-sign Uribe. Scutaro and Bartlett seem okay, but none of them seem much better than Uribe. And I doubt either of them have Jazz Hands.

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by jponry on Nov 24, 2010 2:46 PM PST reply actions  

they could have Rap hands though.

by giant4life83 on Nov 24, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard Jeter has baroque hands.

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by cornball on Nov 24, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I’ve made arguments that energybending is actually foreshadowed in the series.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I just read your comment and I like the point you made! I agree that if they had driven home the point that “Hmm, your chakras can be blocked, maybe it’s possible to block other chakras” it would have been cool. The Lion Turtle felt a bit convenient but on the other hand, it was a fucking awesome Lion Turtle so I’m okay with it.

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by jponry on Nov 24, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it really helps the lionturtle that it was so cool.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I was ready to mock the lionturtle, but I shrank into mean insignificance at its majesty.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 24, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I the only one who was reminded of the Vanishing Isle from Aladdin and the King of Thieves with the lionturtle?

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by Mdizzle138 on Nov 24, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I had forgotten about the existence of Aladdin and the King of Thieves until you mentioned it.

But it’s all a reference to the world being carried on the back of a giant turtle.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 25, 2010 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

You sure about that? I was pretty sure the world was just one giant snow globe, and one of these days we’ll see some giant face peering down at us and shake the hell out of our world. /should probably stop drinking eggnog this early

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by Mdizzle138 on Nov 25, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

This is where I exit the thread.

Mostly because I have other things to do, though.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be pretty happy if they get Bartlett. 2010 aside, he’s been a good hitter for a shortstop. And while his UZR numbers are poor, other defensive measurements seem to think he’s fine.

by Evan on Nov 24, 2010 3:09 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, I kind of like Bartlett (and Scutaro) if Uribe gets expensive.

by Dan from NM on Nov 24, 2010 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd...

but now I have register…

by calbearjd on Nov 24, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s to help keep any troublemakers and/or Dodger fans out.

by Natto on Nov 24, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to make a Fanpost to help with collecting info.

by Natto on Nov 24, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to register it with spambotme.com. Hope that helps.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Buster at SS! All our problems are solved!

(others have already thrown out this smartass remark, haven’t they?)

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Nov 24, 2010 3:13 PM PST reply actions  

Bloomberg Sports sez

Brandon Belt: Buckled In and Ready to Go

The team sent him to the AFL to get more at-bats, and perhaps see if he was ready to play in the major leagues in 2011. Mission accomplished – Belt’s .372/.427/.616 line looked excellent even in the context of the offense-first AFL. This is true of all of Belt’s numbers. Even if you adjust for his slightly offense-friendly leagues, he has been excellent. Considering that his Double-A league, the Eastern League, was considered slightly pitcher-friendly in a recent study, there seems to be little left for Belt to prove in the minor leagues.

The best part about Belt’s work so far is the fact that he’s made these adjustments in his first professional year. That bodes well for future adjustments – both in terms of dealing with major-league pitching, as well as possible short-term positional adjustments. He’s also a very athletic guy with a smooth and easy way about him, as this video taken by Paul Sporer shows.

Of course there are hurdles left for Belt to jump – he has to prove that he’s either capable of playing in the outfield or capable of being so impressive at the plate that Huff should move there in his stead – but Belt has overcome higher obstacles already. He’s a good bet for fantasy relevance at some point in 2011.

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by esseffgeez on Nov 24, 2010 3:55 PM PST reply actions  

I’m almost starting to get the feeling that Brandon Belt is going to be Tim Lincecum to Buster Posey’s Matt Cain going forward.

Almost.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you just divide by zero?

by younghutch on Nov 24, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I swear it looked like 0.000001.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Methinks Belt is going to be more of a Madison Bumgarner, actually.

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by esseffgeez on Nov 24, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe a JT Snow with a slightly better bat.

by wcw on Nov 24, 2010 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I would love this.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

This would be a wonderful turn of events

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by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

He'll never smile?

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by Gobroks on Nov 25, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this going to be on the test?

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by EliminateMe on Nov 24, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure everything he says is fair game to be on the final

/facepalm

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by Mdizzle138 on Nov 24, 2010 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

bird in the hand

I’ll take Posey…that bird’s got a ring on his hand

# 24

by tinkerstoeverstochance on Nov 24, 2010 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Out for Thanksgiving!

Leaving work and seeing my family!

Hope all is well with all of your Thanksgiving plans!

Be safe and eat lots and lots of food!

by calbearjd on Nov 24, 2010 3:57 PM PST reply actions  

Usually there’s a “What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving” kind of a thread…. but I’d assume this year there’d be 500 posts: 498 of them with the same answer.

So as Joey would say “It’s a cow’s opinion.”

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by Merope on Nov 24, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

The fan twitter did that. So many RTs I unfollowed em.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 24, 2010 5:49 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

To you as well!

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Nov 24, 2010 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Woah.

TL2?

You had an interview, right? How’d that go?

by speckops on Nov 24, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The interview was in late October, and I got the job. I moved to eastern Tennessee on Tuesday, which is where I’m speaking from at this moment. The new job starts on December 1.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 25, 2010 5:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I moved to eastern Tennessee on Tuesday,

Knoxville ? Johnsom City ? Glad to hear you got the job. Hope Thanksgiving Day treats you well, especially in your new environs.

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by nvsfg on Nov 25, 2010 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Knoxville. Thank you so much. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 25, 2010 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been in Knoxville! There’s a mall there next to the freeway! We stopped to get a cd on our way from Cincy to Gatlinburg. (We went hiking in the Smokies)

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by Merope on Nov 25, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I live about a mile from that mall.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 25, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

What if someone here is Canadian?

No Thanksgiving tomorrow.

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by SFGuy on Nov 24, 2010 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL NEYER
To whomever charged $2000 of Giants tickets on my credit card last month: Not cool. You should expect a visit from the ESPN Police.

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by jctGamer on Nov 24, 2010 4:07 PM PST reply actions  

Oh good, that’ll show him to give his opinion about the Giants!

Good job, whoever that was!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Nov 24, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

This is hilarious

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Nov 24, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait

How?

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by Useful_Idiot on Nov 24, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

UUUUUUUUU-McRIBaaaaayyy

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Nov 24, 2010 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

We’re at my parents house right now, and I laughed while reading your comment out loud. These are the things that always initiate a, “Huh?” from my mom.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Nov 24, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Zach Duke to the DBacks for a PTBNL. Snakes rotation (not in order) is Kennedy, Saunders, Enright, Hudson and Duke.

They could be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Nov 24, 2010 4:36 PM PST reply actions  

Diamondbacks Boster Rotation, Acquire All Star Pitcher for PTBNL

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by jctGamer on Nov 24, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Boster Rotation = anagram of rosterbation?

/StutteringJohnTamargo’d

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by esseffgeez on Nov 24, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

DBacks rotation stages coup to take over British Navy, now searching for Spanish Armada.

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by cornball on Nov 25, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Heyman

hearing #twins very much in on nishioka, 2b-ss. Good hitter.

Trade for Hardy if no Uribe FTW?

I prefer Hardy over Bartlett. More dingerz.

by TBRMKane on Nov 24, 2010 4:53 PM PST reply actions  

And better D

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by Gobroks on Nov 25, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

A couple of other ideas for SS

1. The BoSox have super-prospect Jose Iglesias waiting in the wings. He’ll turn 21 in January. He played 57 games in the AA Eastern League in 2010, and should start there again next Spring. Most analysts predict that he’ll be ready to make the jump to the majors as early as the start of the 2012 season. Instead of trying for Scutaro, I think that Sabes should make a run at Jed Lowrie, the other SS on the Boston roster. He’s the reason why they’re willing to trade Scutaro, but he’s not supposed to be as good as Iglesias. Lowrie would cost a lot more than Scutaro, but he’s the only guy mentioned that would be a likely long-term solution for the Giants. His major league slash in 499 AB’s, across 3 seasons is:
.253/.336/.425/.761

2. If we can’t get Uribe, Scutaro, Hardy, or Lowrie then I’d want Orlando Cabrera. I believe that he’s slightly below-average for a SS at the plate, but he’s still slightly above-average in the field. The best thing about him is that we’d likely be able to get him very cheaply (something between $2-3M), and only for 1 year. That way, if something better comes up after he signs his contract there would be no impediment to Sabes swinging a deal. I do not want Tejada or Bartlett, because their defense is too suspect. And Reyes and Drew are not worth what it would cost to pry them away from their current teams (not to mention that Reyes’s play has declined dramatically over the last 2 years and he’s a moping head-case).

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by Fla-Giant on Nov 24, 2010 5:05 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I saw Bartlett play many games this past season (most Rays games are televised in the state of Florida on a cable sports channel called The Sunshine Network), and I was not at all impressed with him. His D was not even average and his bat was average at best. He doesn’t walk much, and I’m very certain that his offense will be much worse if he has to play all his home games at AT&T.

FanGraphs also is not very high on him:
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/bartlett-on-the-market/

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by Fla-Giant on Nov 24, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

agree. don’t spend a lot on players with questionable offense. Rohlinger already provides that.

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by foothillsfan on Nov 24, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I was never a big Fantastic Four fan

but this movie makes me want to punch all of them. It takes people I like (Gruffudd, Alba, Chiklis) and makes me hate them, kind of like Fodger uniforms.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 6:13 PM PST reply actions  

And if you thought you had enough of the guy who plays the human torch now, just wait for Captain America to come out!

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2010 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

he seemed to be the least culpable

I never liked the Torch but at least in the comic he had character. Jerky, pretty-boy, hot-head. In the movie he was more like a sandbag.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2010 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

He was great as Jake Wyler in Not Another Teen Movie.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Nov 24, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s basically the only role I’m willing to recognize him in.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 25, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I have to admit, I wasn’t going to watch it until I saw the WW2 porn. i loves me my ww2 porn.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Nov 25, 2010 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

pinups ftw!

Oh, wait — you’re just watching the History Channel again.

by wcw on Nov 25, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Somebody broke SBN again!

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by Merope on Nov 24, 2010 6:35 PM PST reply actions  

I noticed that, too. First time I have to poke around in three days, and the site goes down.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Nov 24, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m noticing this. I wonder if that means this post will…post…

?

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 24, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

I want to buy my dad a Giants flag, but I don’t want a black one I want a cream or white colored flag. like the one in this picture. Anyone know where I can buy one?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Nov 24, 2010 7:17 PM PST reply actions  

You can say that again.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 24, 2010 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s This one

But perhaps you should buy him this one instead

San Francisco Giants 2010 World Series Champions -I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Where is Dan Burkhart going to play ?

by nvsfg on Nov 24, 2010 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I bought the black world series champions one, best $28 ever spent.

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful

by shahbazi3 on Nov 24, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Orlando cabrera

Cabrera at 1 yr. $ 2.5 million > Uribe 3 yrs and $24 million.

by giantdonkey on Nov 24, 2010 7:45 PM PST reply actions  

If Uribe is asking for that much, sure hope the Giants are throwing Chris Ray and a free Jeremy Affeldt at the Sox and Rays before even thinking about signing Orlando Cabrera.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Nov 24, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Shit-A

Tear Renteria’s other bicep and sign him.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Nov 24, 2010 8:13 PM PST reply actions  

That's always a fun typo

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Nov 24, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

There was a time that I thought Yuniesky Betancourt was awesome

I saw him hit a walk-off home run at Safeco in his first month with the Mariners. Also, you can form cool anagrams with his name. But he probably just looked good in comparison to superstars like Jose Guillen and Raul Ibanez. Their legendary work ethic and gritty vetitude clearly rubbed off on him.

by Murray, Present on Nov 24, 2010 8:25 PM PST reply actions  

Betancourt makes other players look good. There is no one who makes him look good

"I dont always hit home runs, but when I do, I prefer World Series winning home runs"

by CB30 on Nov 24, 2010 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyday is Thanksgiving for that man!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 25, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

This article

http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/prospects/rankings/organization-top-10-prospects/2008/265340.html

Man, three years ago was a bleak time.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Nov 24, 2010 8:35 PM PST reply actions  

lol projected lineup

"I dont always hit home runs, but when I do, I prefer World Series winning home runs"

by CB30 on Nov 24, 2010 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

pitchers were pretty close

where was sandoval

by posey yaknowsy on Nov 24, 2010 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, my.
Best Strike-Zone Discipline Nick Noonan

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 24, 2010 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder when Jackson Williams is going to be ready to catch for us.

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful

by shahbazi3 on Nov 24, 2010 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Makes me want to fire up the Baseball Mogul

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful

by shahbazi3 on Nov 24, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, as long its nothing insane...

I don’t think I can get mad at the Giants organization until the first pitch on opening day.

by BeatLA55 on Nov 24, 2010 9:27 PM PST reply actions  

OT

If you’re a Sharks fan, don’t get Dish Network. They dropped CSN-CA due to a dispute:

CSNCA dropped by Dish Network

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 24, 2010 9:27 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah Versus and Directv went rounds last season. Or was it comcast?

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by Merope on Nov 24, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

It was DirecTV.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Nov 24, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

thought so, we were in between the 2 when that was going on.

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by Merope on Nov 24, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Versus was missing from Directv from September, 2009 to about March, 2010.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 24, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Cheesecake

Greetings from Chicago. We may have a team that totally sucks, but we have both Eli’s and Sara Lee Cheesecake. Eli’s is having a dock sale the week after next, and their cheesecake is yummy. By the way, if you want a real juicy turkey, cook it breast-side down for the majority of cooking time, and turn it over for the last hour, to brown the b reast. That way the juice runs into the breast, which is normally the driest part, and cooks the fastest. The underside of the bird gets cooked well. I have done this with 26 pound birds, and it works well. Happy Holiday!

by Edelweiss on Nov 24, 2010 10:24 PM PST reply actions  

Rowand for Zambrano!

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful

by shahbazi3 on Nov 24, 2010 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

How would you like a Zambrano-size turkey?

by Edelweiss on Nov 24, 2010 10:45 PM PST reply actions  

A 280 pound turkey would feed all of San Francisco and surrounding area.

by Edelweiss on Nov 24, 2010 11:00 PM PST reply actions  

but

Would it feed mike fontenot???

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Nov 25, 2010 7:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Fontenot he cook his turkey deep-fry with deh spice.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Nov 25, 2010 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

If you sprinkle Tony Chacheres on it, it would be palatable to Mikey.

by Edelweiss on Nov 25, 2010 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Let's say you sign Uribe

Who spells him? Renteria’s retiring, Rohlinger’s unproven, can DeRosa play SS?

# 24

by tinkerstoeverstochance on Nov 24, 2010 11:24 PM PST reply actions  

Renteria is retiring?

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Nov 24, 2010 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Who knows if DeRosa could play

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 25, 2010 2:14 AM PST up reply actions  

/ flapping tendons

San Francisco Giants 2010 World Series Champions -I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Where is Dan Burkhart going to play ?

by nvsfg on Nov 25, 2010 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Big Bird masturbating?

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Nov 25, 2010 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Rohlinger.

Unproven to us because we haven’t really seen him, but he’s played some short at AAA. The coaches there should know if he’s capable. If not, Fontenot, although Fontenot’s pretty bad at short and my suspicion is Rohlinger would be an upgrade.

by Monkeyking42 on Nov 26, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Anybody cried yet?

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/11/25/SP661GFQMO.DTL&ao=2

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Nov 25, 2010 9:16 AM PST reply actions  

Wait, that doesn’t look right.

Oh, you need to put in text. How very Jakob whatshisname circa 1998.

Anyway, the story from the Chronicle.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Nov 25, 2010 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, Jim. Hope you’re doing well this Thanksgiving day.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Nov 25, 2010 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I MADE PIE

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Nov 25, 2010 1:50 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

WHAT KIND OF PIE?

by wcw on Nov 25, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Certainly not pootang pie as the Rock used to say back in the non-PG days of the WWE (actually could be back in the WWF days).

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 25, 2010 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Aw, man! The only thing missing from my smorgasboard was pie.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Nov 25, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

/sniffles

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 25, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

happy thanksgiving. We need a quality shortstop. Drew, for whatever it takes to get him. Uribe isn’t worth big money, if we have to give big money, get someone younger faster and longer term. Cabrera would be OK if they want to go cheap. We’re the world series champs, no time to let up, we could repeat with better speed and power in up the middle position.

by oldgiantsguy on Nov 25, 2010 10:44 AM PST reply actions  

we don't need no freaking shortstop :)

nobody can hit our big 4 anyway….humm baby

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Nov 25, 2010 11:53 AM PST reply actions  

A raise you say?

The Niners are wasting talent on Mike Dingletarry, I have no job (Interview on Monday however, WISH ME LUCK!!!), Money is sketchy lately, I don’t like my car but need it, and none of that matters because O San Francisco Giants venceu a World Series.

I’m mostly Irish, but don’t speak a word of it and google translate doesn’t have Gaelic, so I went with Portuguese my other major heritage

Also, yes I am aware I’m a moron for not realizing there was an overflow thread.

Also, Also, O San Francisco Giants venceu a World Series.
That is all.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Nov 26, 2010 6:12 AM PST reply actions  

From where I sit, over here in Paris ...

2011 opening day lineup (wishful thinking applied)
Torres CF
Sanchez 2B
Posey C
Huff 1B
Ross RF
Drew SS
DeRosa LF
Panda Lite 3B

I know I know Towers isn’t moving Drew. Hah. AZ is the laughingstock of the division, for the right deal he’ll move the sucker.

Total fantasy:
Torres CF
Nishioka 2B
Posey C
Belt 1B
Huff LF
Jeter SS
Panda Lite 3B
Ross RF

Comments? No, I am not a smoker. :-)

I can't think of anything funny to put in my signature ... YET

by AllezlesGiants! on Nov 26, 2010 7:40 AM PST reply actions  

Total Fantasy? You’d rather have Jeter than Stephen Drew?

by seaborn on Nov 26, 2010 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Sheer entertainment value, of course.

I'll bet I was the only person in France wearing a Giants home jersey for days following Nov. 1. What does that mean? ... ... ...

by AllezlesGiants! on Nov 26, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Elvis Andrus?

Is he even sorta available through trade? I guess it would probably take a Belt-type player though…

by seaborn on Nov 26, 2010 8:19 AM PST reply actions  

1. Never hire a player named Elvis. 2. Aubrey Huff already has a dog named Elvis; that’s allowed. 3. See #1.

I'll bet I was the only person in France wearing a Giants home jersey for days following Nov. 1. What does that mean? ... ... ...

by AllezlesGiants! on Nov 26, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

No way Texas moves him

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Nov 26, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

No mo Noshioka

Sounded like sushi, anyway.

I'll bet I was the only person in France wearing a Giants home jersey for days following Nov. 1. What does that mean? ... ... ...

by AllezlesGiants! on Nov 26, 2010 10:50 AM PST reply actions  

It’s funny because he’s Japanese and sushi is Japanese.

by Natto on Nov 26, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like something else but I won’t go there.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 27, 2010 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Tejada as our SS???

sounds just like a Sabes move…going after a older proven player that is on the downside of his career. With the Twins getting the winning bid for NIsh, I hope we can land Alexi Casilla or JJ Hardy.

by fliprob on Nov 26, 2010 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

Yup

Might as well sign Khalil Green. I heard he’s available lol

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Nov 26, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants shortstop

Trade excess pitching for Elvis Andrus

by treve on Nov 27, 2010 3:41 AM PST reply actions  

Cain for Andrus!

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 27, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

And where will we get this excess pitching?

by Natto on Nov 27, 2010 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t you know? It falls out of the sky. All Sabes and Bochy have to do is find out where it landed…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 27, 2010 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I just thought of something cool (maybe)

It’d be neat to do a collage of all of Juan Uribe’s jazz hands for the homeruns he hit this season. Not sure where you’d get the photos, but I thought it would be cool.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Nov 28, 2010 4:26 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Trade for Hardy, imo.

I want Hardy-Scutaro-Bartlett, in that order. Not sure why we weren’t in on Tsuyoshi Nishioka. His posting fee was only $5mil…

by Gregjitsu on Nov 30, 2010 2:38 PM PST reply actions  

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