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Buster Posey wins the Rookie of the Year award

The Earth's yellow sun helps quite a bit, too.

A link from the past, if you will…

 

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Star-divide

It really seems like this season can’t be appreciated fully unless you imagine it from the perspective of someone who just woke up from an 11-month coma. Any hope the Giants had to win a championship in the future – 2012 or 2013, if you wanted to be wildly optimistic – started with Buster Posey getting regular playing time as soon as possible. The Giants decided that it was just too risky for a contending team to start the season with a rookie catcher, and they brought back the organizational woobie for several million dollars. Giants fans could take solace, though, that Posey would probably get a chance to get some innings at first base.

Take the wayback machine just a little bit further back, and you get to this game. The Giants were desperate, absolutely desperate, for any sort of offensive spark, but Buster Posey watched Eli Whiteside catch for 12 long innings. The message was that the risk of Posey catching a few innings wasn’t worth the potential benefit of having Posey take a few at-bats.

It’s amusing now, but at the time, that mindset was the first bullet point on the internal Lunatic Fringe memos calling for an organizational junta. The best position player prospect since Will Clark was ready to hit for a team that couldn’t, but he played the exact wrong position. He played the position that was weighted down with lore and secret rituals, and he was playing for a manager who was an officer of the fraternal order.

And then Buster Posey won a division. And then he won a pennant. And then he won a championship. And then he won Rookie of the Year. You’d be stupid not to have him taking your NCAA bracket too. Posey over Duke, 89-61, with three Blue Devils caught stealing. They said there would be an adjustment period. If this was the adjustment period, it’s hard to imagine what it will be like when Posey settles in.

Jason Heyward was worthy of the award too. Absolutely he was. If Heyward had won, I would not have been bitter all – it still would have rankled me more that Andres Torres was robbed of a Gold Glove. Heyward played the whole season; Posey came up in May. But Heyward played a corner position; Posey was at the other end of the defensive spectrum. Posey had the hitting streak; Heyward had an edge with the on-base percentage. The debate could go back and forth, back and forth.

The tiebreaker, then, could have been how Posey handled an otherworldly pitching staff. In September, Giants opponents had a .189/.251/.292 batting line. Basically, the Giants turned every hitter into Adam Wainwright. They had a historic run. Posey was calling every pitch. The Giants finished with the lowest ERA in the majors, and they played in a park that has been mostly neutral over the past decade.

So last offseason, the rallying cry was:

The Giants are idiots. The role of a catcher on a team is grossly, grossly overstated. There has never been any measurable effect on total runs allowed from one catcher to another. The Giants need to let Posey play. They need to focus on the things he can do well, and not focus on the things they’re worried he can’t do well.

Is it disingenuous, then, to think now that Posey’s ability to catch (and catch so danged well) was enough to separate him from Heyward, even after accounting for the edge that Heyward has in playing time? Maybe. But Posey made a fellow like me, a certified catchgnostic, start to turn. There was something about Posey’s ability to lead and be a pitcher whisperer that made me think like an old-timer.

Like rain on your wedding day, Posey’s awesomeness made me think that a special catcher might have value that is extremely hard to measure through establish statistics, which was exactly what the Giants were trying to say when they re-signed Bengie Molina. We just disagree(d) on the definition of "a special catcher."

There’s no ambiguity on that definition now. Posey is the definition. He’s like Johnny Bench crossed with Batman, but better. Congratulations, Buster Posey.

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 1:34 PM PST reply actions  

U GOT OFF UR HANDS, SBN BRAS!!!!!!!!

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by groug on Nov 15, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Man I had to read it the hard way

EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD TOO.

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

He's also not doing too bad in the wife department

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2010 1:36 PM PST reply actions  

Yep

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

The Font Not is looking a tad hung over.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he always looks like that.

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"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Nov 15, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Because he is always hung over?

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Mrs. Font looks out of his league

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Nov 15, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

He better lock that shit up then.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s actually prettier than she looks in that picture.

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by kdl on Nov 15, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

She looks absolutely beautiful in that picture.

Like I said he better lock it up. I married over my head and it is everything I thought it could be!

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I married over my head too...

…and have no problem with it at all.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Nov 15, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm in this boat.

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Having met both of you

…I totally agree

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Nov 15, 2010 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Otis is in this boat too

…and so is Delorean

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Nov 15, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm here...

except when the wifey reminds me of the fact especially when we’re in malls…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I married under my head

I’m 6 foot 2 and my wife is 5 foot even. She’s way better looking than me though, not to mention 15 years younger.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees because he wants to win the World Series. Wait, what???

by rxmeister on Nov 15, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Same as me and the hubs

He’s 6’2, I’m 5’ (or so…) I come up to his armpit.

by freesia39 on Nov 16, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Married Mr. Fontenot because of his sterling personality, I’m sure.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

Junk size. No joke. It’s like he’s trying to steal a Bengie Molina from a department store.

by Grant Brisbee on Nov 15, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the info, Edelweiss!

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by groug on Nov 15, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Beat me to it—I had to go to www.Sound_of_Music.com to figure how to spell it.

/old_school_music_geekdom

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by bgunn on Nov 15, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that a Bengie Molina in your pants or did I just kill you with a horrifying mental image?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

No ring on Fontenot’s hand. You sure he’s married?

by joethejet on Nov 15, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s just keeping the real estate free until he gets his other ring next year.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Not married engaged. Wedding after Thanksgiving if you can believe the blogs.

by joethejet on Nov 15, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re saying there’s a chance.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Fontenot is doing quite well also...

I’m a brunette guy myself.

by JSing on Nov 15, 2010 1:56 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

You could say that again

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

At least he knows the color of his own hair. I used to think I was a blond guy, but it turns out my hair is brown.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

My hair started out very blond, but it slowly got browner as I got towards adulthood. Now it’s sort of stuck in an indeterminate state, halfway between blond and brown.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I think my eye color changes with the light, I never seem to get my eye color correct.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I was pretty blond as a child, but I’ve been undeniably brown for a long, long time. My driver’s license actually says I’m blond, though, because I would not admit that I wasn’t until long after I did it, and also because the DMV people really don’t care what you list on your driver’s license.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

neither do we.....

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Nov 15, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Blond, 5’6", 133 Lbs.

Only one of those even comes close to applying anymore.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of: I wonder if I’m back under 170 yet. We really should buy a scale for the apartment.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

How much do you think your apartment weighs?

by KrazyKrabMeat on Nov 15, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

With or without me inside it?

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You could weigh your apartment with you inside and then weigh it again without you inside. Then take the difference and that is how much you weigh!

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by jhiat00 on Nov 16, 2010 6:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, it’s well on its way to that, believe me.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Does anyone else think Gerald’s grins always look a bit sheepish?

by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

BAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it just me, or does his wife look a little older than him?

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by Soulbrother16 on Nov 15, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Lies

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by Soulbrother16 on Nov 15, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought they were HS sweethearts. That’d mean they can’t be too far apart.

by joethejet on Nov 15, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea I know, she just looks a few years older than 23 to me.

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by Soulbrother16 on Nov 15, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Fontenot seem to be grabbing Buster's trunk

Right in front of his wife! Big Playa….

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

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by slackersphere17 on Nov 15, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

She looks old but it’s really not fair seeing as Buster doesn’t age

by GrayDilla on Nov 15, 2010 11:12 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind him never aging.

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by Soulbrother16 on Nov 16, 2010 12:45 AM PST up reply actions  

So you don’t mind him looking like a 16 year old?

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by SFGuy on Nov 16, 2010 12:54 AM PST up reply actions  

♥Buster♥

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 1:36 PM PST reply actions  

/man crush

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Nov 15, 2010 1:37 PM PST reply actions  

seriously

I might be over Omar.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

He happened to be on every losing team we’ve seen here since 1997. :(

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by El Person on Nov 15, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

down, boy.

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by Hummbaby711 on Nov 15, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 15, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the (many) benefits of having won the World Series

Even if the voters are morons next year, Buster Posey and Andres Torres are going to the all star game. Book it.

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 1:37 PM PST reply actions  

this is AMERICA! voters are idiots every year!

Seriously: I can’t wait for Boch to “bring [his] guys” next year.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

SUCK IT MANUEL

SUCK IT RECTUMFACE

Ain't no Posey like a Buster Posey cause a Buster Posey don't stop...hitting.

Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to WIN that (TM)

by quincy0191 on Nov 15, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Pablo has a .260 average

All Star!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Nov 15, 2010 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes to Buster
No to Torres

Obviously we love Torres and hope he has another similarly impressive season. In the very likely chance he doesn’t hit quite as well I’d say there is a good chance he doesn’t make it (or gets picked as an alternate).

by MLWhiteSF on Nov 15, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be pretty sweet justice to pick Torres as a reserve instead of Victorino next year, though.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

July 2011

“Well, last year we learned first hand how important home field advantage can be in the World Series…and…well, I just think Andres brings a gold-glove caliber defense and that can’t be overlooked in an All Star game with so much on the line….so, we’re taking Andres Torres as an alternate.” – Bruce Bochy?

“SUCK IT rectumface!” – McCoven

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

After not believing in Torres for a long time, I think there is a very good chance that he repeats his 2010 performance next year.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

why the hell not?

his improvement was largely based on stuff that doesn’t go away: plate discipline. Maybe the HRs go down a bit, but I’m not sure there’s a definite regression coming.

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by bondslegend on Nov 15, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

His plate discipline went away in the second half of 2010. Check the month-by-month splits for strikeouts and bases on balls.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on Nov 15, 2010 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what really impressed me about Buster Posey?

Everything.

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by groug on Nov 15, 2010 1:37 PM PST reply actions  

That struck me, as well.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 15, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

…and that’s just a start.

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by bgunn on Nov 15, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

His overall Busterness?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Nov 15, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

you mean Bustertude

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Nov 15, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Busterity

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by groug on Nov 15, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 15, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Weird font is weird.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2010 1:39 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, I noticed that too.

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by groug on Nov 15, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

font is okay for me…MOAR Spacing!

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Refreshing fixed it.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

FONT NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

If what Grant/Edelweiss says is true, there definitely will be some tenderness.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Buster Posey >

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 1:40 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

twss

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Nov 15, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the reference to that obscure indie band.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 1:42 PM PST reply actions  

Posey Over Duke has been shit since their first e.p.

by Grant Brisbee on Nov 15, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Certified Catchnostic is way past their prime though.

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by groug on Nov 15, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw Organizational Woobie at The Farm in ’86.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Any good black friday deals?

The $3 toaster intrigue me…and Fry’s are usually pretty good…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 1:47 PM PST reply actions  

I need to find a cheap digital camera. The one I use in my classroom was stolen, again, that’s 2 cameras in 18 months. : ( If ya see anything under $50…

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you teach at McClatchy?

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I teach 4 and 5 year olds, so it was a parent or older sibling. Stupid thing wasn’t worth more than $50 or $60 … but it still pisses me right the hell off.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

just get a purchase order

and nip down to Best Buy. Or maybe requisition one from the district office.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s this thing called a budget… and we don’t have one. I think I’ve pretty much blown through this years $300 on things like glue, paper, and crayons.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

the mrs. scrounges around

for scrap paper to use in the printer at work. In fact, she was scrounging around for a printer. We have periodic discussions about oddball things they can’t have… kleenex, I forget what all.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I teach 4 and 5 year olds, so it was a parent or older sibling. Stupid thing wasn’t worth more than $50 or $60 … but it still pisses me right the hell off.

I hate people

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by DrStankus on Nov 15, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

4-5 year olds

Be very careful of what you type in a public forum, teacher. Just saying.

by petillius7 on Nov 15, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, uh, you do realize that the population of this board seems to be made up of: people who are/were/are going to be teachers

Well and… doctors / doctors in training
lawyers / future lawyers
computer nerbs / aspiring computer nerbs
?

Kriminey, no wonder this place is the way it is…

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I, for one, and working to become a shepherd.

And if anything I type in this community gets out to my sheep…there will be Hell to pay.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Shepherd’s pie!!

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

mmmmm….PIE!

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

still not better than cake…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Merope has it under control.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't like Kodak's

but Walmart will have one for $59. Unfortunately, it’s a 5am-11am special, but it might be available online.

Office Depot will have a$59 Kodak all day Friday and Saturday.

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by freesia39 on Nov 15, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I’ve been using actually: vivitars, which makes it all the more annoying that they are getting stolen!! I’m not trying to take photographs, I’m just snapping pictures of the kid’s work so I that I can document progress without having to take down detailed “anecdotal evidence.”

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Plenty of those then

Office depot has a Vivitar for 39.99, but that’ll be limited, since it comes with a case and a tripod.

Staples has one for 49.99, but that seems a bit much, since it has that swivel LCD. You probably don’t need that and someone might be even more tempted to yank that one.

by freesia39 on Nov 15, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Boy, you are just the Black Friday Diva! I go to those websites and I swear within 5 minutes my head is spinning and I can’t remember what the heck I’ve looked at!

I’ve been hoping something will popup on amazon.

Mr. Merope thinks I should be looking for something really small so that I can keep it in my pocket when I’m not using it.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck to you! What a headache!
I worked at a toy store for several years, 4 “holiday seasons” if I recall correctly, so I can relate.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear the Goldman Sachs has a special going on with treasury bills

but it’s only available for the Federal Reserve, at outrageous prices.

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah...

but who wants United States backed securities?

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll trade you for these confederate certificates.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

only if you throw some from the Weimar Republic

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If you have the leverage, I suggest holding out for some from Mozambique

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Siamese Ticals are a sure bet.

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by S.F. Giangst on Nov 16, 2010 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Great. So what do I do with my five billion Zimbabwean dollars now?

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by shanghaijim on Nov 16, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

/sleeps through black friday

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by Useful_Idiot on Nov 15, 2010 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants probably don’t have the high level pitching prospects to interest the Jays.

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Marlins

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what the Jays are offering, but that’s not a very enticing package.

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

this

So far it seems to be “The Blue Jays like players who hit home runs! Uggla hits home runs!” Neglecting the little fact that they already have a 2B who can hit dingerz, isn’t he?

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by Smoke on the Water on Nov 15, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

no!

I can’t accept that Buster Olney might not know what he’s talking about!!!! BRAIN ASSPLODE

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by bondslegend on Nov 15, 2010 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

We also have absolutely nowhere to put him.

by Cookyman on Nov 15, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Shortstop!

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Catcher, move Posey to 1st. Spare his legs and all that…

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

They could balance it out by putting Nate Schierholtz at third.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Olney says they probably won't ask for a ton

And they asked the Nats for a Catcher and a Pitcher

If we could trade Joseph + a pitcher who isn’t Zack Wheeler, I’d be pretty happy

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd prefer to keep him

But I think I’d do that deal

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

There's basically no reason to keep Surkamp.

Barring injury, we don’t have much roster space for him. He basically serves the purpose of Fresno filler, and I’m sure the Todd Wellemeyers of the world can do the same. He’s our trade bait if we ever had any.

by garbanzo24 on Nov 15, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You can never have enough pitching depth.

I wouldn’t mind trading Surkamp, though.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

True, true.

I just really like our chances with Uggla in the lineup, if we can find somewhere to stash that glove. Regardless, I think we’re on the same page about trading Surkamp. Hopefully the brasz sees it the same way.

by garbanzo24 on Nov 15, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, a 5:1 K:BB is really good

I wouldn’t just give him away, but to help acquire Uggla, yeah I make that deal

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

If that's really all it would take

the Giants should do that deal yesterday. And then immediately get Uggla, Ross, their agents, and Sabean in a room together to negotiate joint BFF contract extensions.

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by Smoke on the Water on Nov 15, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Buster is having a pretty good year.

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by kdl on Nov 15, 2010 1:49 PM PST reply actions  

I guess next year he has to set his sights on a batting crown and a World Series MVP?

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much. He probably has both in the bag.

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by kdl on Nov 15, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I think starting All Star berth and league MVP

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

you people need to start thinking big

I’ll be crushed by anything less than a 28 WAR season.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

He’ll need to go 250 for 550 with 250 home runs (really, I used Linear Weights). Doable? Yes. But likely? Yes.

by Cookyman on Nov 15, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Barry Bonds had a 13 WAR season, and he was a bad man. By all accounts, Buster Posey is a good teammate and a fine young man. Therefore, he can definitely do more than twice as well.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Old Hoss Radbourne had a 19.8 WAR season

he also threw 678 innings and threw 73 complete games that year.

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

b-r now has that year at 20.3 WAR

1884 FTW!

Excluding the 1880s, Babe Ruth leads in ss WAR with 14.7 in 1923.

Which reminds me just how freaking good Barry Bonds was. I miss having that guy hit for my team.

by wcw on Nov 15, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

is that Jeff Kent’s great grandpa?

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

A second ring

and who cares about everything else.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 15, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Better

Buster is having a pretty good year career.

by TBRMKane on Nov 15, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Find me a player...

With a better rookie year. Seriously. WS and ROY!? He had got to be on cloud 9. Soooooooooo happy.

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I was going to say Yogi Berra, but no ROY and he kind of sucked in the Series.

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It’s been OK-ish.

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And it isn't even over

I wonder what he’ll get for Christmas

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by Useful_Idiot on Nov 15, 2010 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

probably that train set he's always wanted

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by MonochromeGarden on Nov 16, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG SABES WHAT R U DOIN

SMOAK IS STILL ON THE BOARD WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!

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precludes them from getting the top-of-the-line prospects.

swoooooop. Then sign him and Cody both to extensions so they can be biffles forever.

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 1:54 PM PST reply actions  

Hmm

Maybe a Runzler centered package could do it, if the Marlins believe he could be converted to starting.

That said, I’d still rather try to see if we can get an outfielder or shortstop rather than a second baseman.

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a delusional belief

That Moley could play SS.

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think he has the arm for shortstop.

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

??

He played third for a few years with good results by UZR – I don’t think his arm is a problem.

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Your arm has to be stronger at SS than at 3B.

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by groug on Nov 15, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

He only played 55 games

and last played in 2007 (1 game…2006 28 games)

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

at SS

he hasn’t played 3rd since 2006

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s been four years since he played there, your arm has to be stronger at SS and he’s had some shoulder issues the last few years. There were times when he had issues with throwing from second last season, especially after the last shoulder injury.

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It was pretty recently that his shoulder was acting up and he could only lob the ball to first base.

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by kdl on Nov 15, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it was better in the playoffs, but he was having some big issues with it in September.

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair, I do remember that

I did say it was delusional heh.

Maybe Uggla could play third? Pablo to first?

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I doubt Uggla can play an adequate 3B.

by TBRMKane on Nov 15, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Well it's not like he plays an adequate 2B

I always thought 2B and SS were rated pretty similarly defensively. And we’ve done OK with a sub-par defender at third for a while now.

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

SS is much more difficult than 2B.

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoops!

I meant 2B and 3B were similarly difficult. Obviously SS is the most difficult, yeah. My bad.

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I think 2B requires more range, 3B requires more arm.

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Second and third base were my favorite positions to play in Little League. Thus, they are the best positions.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct.

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by El Person on Nov 15, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

3B also arguably require quicker reflexes. You’re closer to the ball, and some of the hardest hit (playable balls) are hit down the lines. Good instincts make a world of difference for a 3B.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with the earlier discussion on Sanchez’s health issues, most notably his shoulder. Freddy is also small, which puts him at a disadvantage at the corners.

Keep Mole at 2B.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

And honestly, Freddy is a great defender, but there are times where he looks like an outright 2B specialist. The hadouken 4-6-3 double play feed is a thing of beauty.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I mean when gets in front of the ball, fields it, and then pretty much pushes it to second. You might call it a backhand throw, but whatever it is, it’s accurate as hell and usually right at glove level for the SS.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno..

I won’t argue that 3B requires more lateral quickness, but range will depend on the person I think.

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Pablo’s defense at 3B is very underrated, IMO.

by TBRMKane on Nov 15, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Bad range, inconsistent throws. I don’t see the faulty rating.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t his range slightly below average?

by boonitez on Nov 15, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree, he played position solidly during most of the season

late and playoffs, not so much. This is yet another case of vilification of a pretty good (and could be great) player when they stumble.

by Hatuxka on Nov 15, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't Uggla have a weak arm too?

(Although for the record, I’d be happy to get him)

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

His arm is better than Franchez's.

It’s not lack of skill on Mole’s part, it’s just a bad shoulder.

by garbanzo24 on Nov 15, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

i think it's more likely that he'd play 3B

and if Panda has a good offseason he could shift to first with Huff going to the outfield…

Or we could just skip all that and convince Uggla to play LF.

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by Smoke on the Water on Nov 15, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

mmm… Burrell, Torres, Huff with Cody as 4th OF

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Nov 15, 2010 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Where would Uggla play?

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh, in San Francisco?

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You could get creative

You could try to see if Freddy can play SS. If he can, problem solved.

If he can’t, you shift Freddy to 3B, where he played for many years, and move Pablo to first and Huff to LF.

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

you know, if we trade them Panda and Aaron Rowand..

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL ZiPS

Dan Szymborski just posted the Cleveland Indians ZiPS projections for 2011 and before the pitching projections he posted this warning:

DISCLAIMER: BY READING THE PITCHING PROJECTIONS BELOW, YOU ARE CERTIFYING
THAT YOU ARE NOT PREGNANT, HAVE A HEART CONDITION AND THAT YOU OR ANY
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READER ALSO AGREES, AS CONDITION IN ORDER TO READ BELOW TEXT, THAT YOU
INDEMNIFY DAN SZYMBORSKI, JIM FURTADO, AND ANYONE WHO OWNS OR IS ASSOCIATED
WITH THE BASEBALL THINK FACTORY AGAINST ALL DAMAGES ARISING FROM READING THE
BELOW TEXT INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO SUICIDE, DEPRESSION, DIARRHEA,
DRY-MOUTH, DIVIDE-BY-ZERO ERROR, AND THE IMMEDIATE COMPLETE DISINTEGRATION
OF THE MILKY WAY GALAXY.

The Indians have two pitchers in their entire organization who project as better than league average.

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

WE’LL GIVE THEM SANTIAGO CASILLA FOR GRADY SIZEMORE

THINK IT OVER, CLEVELAND

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by groug on Nov 15, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Hits home runs in the Asian games

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Choo and Quentin

I really like Choo’s game. Great defense and offense. Great arm in right field. Solid leftie. I also seriously like Carlos Quentin who had a down year, actually the last 2 years have been off. He’s due for a break out year if he can stay healthy. Both are very good matches for the Giants. Quentin from Stanford and California. Choo would be like Jeremy Lin for our Bay Area Koren -American community. Choo would have to feel more at home in SF than Cleveland. Both are not generally listed as available but might be with interest. Under the radar deals….

by petillius7 on Nov 15, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Choo is awesome

Definitely worth J. Sanchez and a package of prospects (non-Belt division)

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by S.F. Giangst on Nov 15, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

only if we can grant him asylum to get out of his military duties.

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Not an issue

South Korea has an informal policy that high-profile athletes just need to do the one month basic training and then they get cut loose. We would not lose him for the full two years.

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by S.F. Giangst on Nov 15, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He won the gold medal though

Choo apparently (from the pieces I’ve read of his situation) needs to win one with Team Korea at the Asian Games this year.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

by baetown415 on Nov 15, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Ding ding ding.

Pending citizenship issues are a big problem. Not to mention the fact that we’re already crowded in the outfield. If you sign Choo, then Huff/Belt is locked in at 1B, and Schierholtz and Rowand both become loose pieces. That doesn’t make it unfeasible (Ross/Torres/Choo as an everyday OF is pretty fabulous, obviously), but it’s something that needs to be weighed.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Schierholtz?

If you could get Choo, you’d DFA Scheirholtz in a heart-beat. Or he might be part of the package that got Choo in the first place.

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by S.F. Giangst on Nov 15, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Like I said, it’s not a deal breaker at all, but it’s an issue that needs to be addressed if we’re picking up any outfielders who play bettter-than-average defense.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

we have nobody to replace Jonathan Sanchez

DNW Choo under these conditions

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by rxmeister on Nov 15, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You have $4 million plus

…once Sanchez is gone. Add a few million more and go get a free agent starter with a ~110 OPS+ for two years and wait for Wheeler.

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by S.F. Giangst on Nov 15, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yesh...

ERA+, but you knew that.

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by S.F. Giangst on Nov 15, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I know, just messing with you.

You make a good point, but I’d rather keep the talent we have than add to the glut of outfielders that roams our field.

by garbanzo24 on Nov 15, 2010 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Glut?

Choo has elite player skills and is still team-controlable for several more years. Add him to the mix and he’s our best corner OF, without question. The day we need to worry about taking playing time away from Nate or DeRosa-as-LF, we are thoroughly screwed.

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by S.F. Giangst on Nov 15, 2010 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, you're right.

I think a Sanchez and pieces for Choo and pieces wouldn’t have enough overall benefit to compensate for that gaping hole in the rotation. You’re right though, if the Giants had Choo, they should DFA or trade Nate in a heartbeat (or at least cut his PT down to microscopic levels).

by garbanzo24 on Nov 15, 2010 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

This is an extremely thin offseason for FA starters. Trade Sanchez, and the Giants are looking at a huge downgrade in a rotation. Their best bet would be to take a flier on a pitcher with health questions, or… well, Dontrelle.

I’d stick with Sanchez for the time being.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we should re-sign Willis

and let him play 1B

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Fixed

and let him play 1B Lou Seal

by TBRMKane on Nov 15, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

While we’re at it, let’s move Jesus Guzman to the bullpen. The bullpen is a position, right?

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Willis was regarded as a better hitter in HS

And obviously this pitching thing isn’t working out

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

That wasn’t meant to seem like a knock on your suggestion, but I really don’t think Willis has a future as anything but a pitcher, and I don’t see him “finding it” any time soon. There’s a reason Rick Ankiel will not be a hot commodity this offseason.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

GIT ER DONE, SABEZ!

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe go for Webb in that situation?

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by jhiat00 on Nov 16, 2010 6:24 AM PST up reply actions  

My team is going to get totally pillaged.

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by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants should express interest in that Cabrera fellow.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT WUT ABOUT SKOTT BARNZ

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Nov 15, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

organizational woobie

/Linus’d
srlsy though, that was adorable, visions of Bengie Snuggies

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by SoCalGgal on Nov 15, 2010 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

Sounds like youre trolling for a superhero debate…

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Nov 15, 2010 1:56 PM PST reply actions  

This was a good year. Let’s do this again a couple times.

My Bucardo is better than yours.

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by Roger on Nov 15, 2010 1:56 PM PST reply actions  

yes, let’s do, I would like that, so very much

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by SoCalGgal on Nov 15, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

AFL update

BBelt 2-3, 2B, RBI, BB

Gillaspie 3-3, 2 2B, HR, 4 RBI (!)

by TBRMKane on Nov 15, 2010 2:00 PM PST reply actions  

Belt is gonna make this a repeat next year

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too

But I don’t think he will.

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I think

He’ll be packaged in a trade soon.

by TBRMKane on Nov 15, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

CHARLIE FOR UGGLA?!?!?!?!

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish

I meant CG, not CC actually.

by TBRMKane on Nov 15, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

my bad

CC AND CG FOR UGGLA!?!?!?!?!

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

For an Uggla...

…who’s going to be a FA in one year? Not entirely sold on this idea…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 15, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

well if you think about it

it’s like trading a first and a supplimental for 1 year of Uggla at fair salary, then collect a first and a supplimental to replace them!

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

*shrug*

Probably true. I’m just overly optimistic and am holding out for either (both?) CC or CG to come through :p.

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

it would be nice

sounds like there are concerns about his defense now, though, which isn’t helping.

I would feel SO much better about the Giants infield of the future if Culberson more or less puts up the same-ish numbers next year and Gillaspie actually started to hit.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 15, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

If Culberson put up the same numbers in the EL as a 21/22 year old, then he would probably have to be rated a top 70 prospect. Don’t get your hopes up so high, that way you’ll be pleasantly surprised when things do work out.

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by Fla-Giant on Nov 15, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I keep thinking

AFL refers to the Arena Football League

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

Runzler 1.0 IP, BB, 2 SO, 0.00 ERA

by TBRMKane on Nov 15, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats to Buster!

We all knew it. Hey we want some Posey.

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by timmeh on Nov 15, 2010 2:00 PM PST reply actions  

Were you in our section during Game 2 of the WS? These dudes next to us were yelling that the whole time.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 15, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, Game 1.

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by timmeh on Nov 15, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Buster Posey, I love the Giants, and I love baseball.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 15, 2010 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

well then

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIuKtp3yCTw

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Took the words right out of my mouth/brain/fingers.

I really wanted Posey to win it – I got a whole lot (even more!) of happy now. yay!

by reneved on Nov 15, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Food OT: This is coming near me...
Now here’s a buffet that’s gigantic even by Las Vegas standards.
Endless Food & Fun, a food and entertainment center outfitted with a 200 foot-long buffet, is coming soon to Huntington Beach.

My favorite part

The buffet offers a two-hour pass or a day pass. For weekends, the two-hour pass costs $6.99 for children and $11.99 for adults, and the day pass costs $14.99 for children and $26.99 for adults. Prices are reduced Monday-Friday.

http://fastfood.ocregister.com/2010/11/15/200-foot-buffet-line-opening-soon-in-surf-city/79234/#more-79234

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

DAY PASS???

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

They better have an xbox and some toys in there to keep me all day.

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by Soulbrother16 on Nov 15, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That actually sounds like something I would go to. A buffet with some sort of entertainment.

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by Soulbrother16 on Nov 15, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Done
Besides dining options, Endless Food & Fun will feature arcade games and a laser tag arena.

The grand opening event includes an all-day unlimited pass for the buffet, arcade and laser tag arena. Tickets are available on the center’s website for $40 per person.

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m moving to Vegas.

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by Soulbrother16 on Nov 15, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Ew.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I say it again

Do you ever get tired of being wrong about everything!?

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously...

it’s not a bad place to live especially if you have a family…

Irvine is great…so is Newport…

It’s really not that different from Pleasanton/Dublin/Amador Valley/Blackhawk…

Not much in the selection of restaurants/shops but well zoned and city speed limits of 45-55 mph…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

mmm hmmmm

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Irvine is great…so is Newport…

Well if you have that money you’re not gonna find a bad place to live.

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Nov 15, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

True...

but I would prefer living in Irvine/Newport then Palo Alto…

I do like the East Bay

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that so you could live in Irvine and then realize how nice Palo Alto is?

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it's just me...

I don’t really care for the South Bay that much…Palo Alto (and all the Altos) just doesn’t do much for me…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Cactuses like it

Also, fruit trees and tech companies. I am not sure why people live there, though.

by wcw on Nov 15, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You get over on the other side, away from the bay, out in the 280 corridor and west of there. Very pretty country. Probably not real convenient to go to the store, but it sure looks nice.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

We lived in Garden Grove for about 6 months. Just long enough to be there for the big earthquake in 71 or 72.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Garden Grove is cool…good Vietnamese/Korean businesses…

Only draw back…no Wifi anywhere!

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s really not that different from Pleasanton/Dublin/Amador Valley/Blackhawk…

That about sums it up for me, really. I’ve lived in Central Contra Costa before, and while it’s pretty out there, I’d never want to live there again.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

With a kid, I like knowing where everything is and having a bunch of stores in one place…I used to live in LA for a while and it was fun until I had to drive 25 minutes to get to a Target

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I have two kids, for the record. I just (and yes, I know how cliché this is) don’t care for that type of suburbia at all.

In terms of suburbs, I really like Albany, in the East Bay: it’s a suburb with the schools and blah blah blah, but it’s still dense. You can walk everywhere (and people do). There’s very good access to transit and all that good stuff.

…and I wouldn’t want to live in LA, either.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I almost like Albany

..except for the part of the local culture where it was and apparently is okay to have a sign like the Hotsy Totsy’s. Don’t get me wrong, I used to drink there and would take anyone I wanted and never really had a problem qua problem, but it’s telling. I wouldn’t live there.

by wcw on Nov 15, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s…a bar, right? Being a teetotaler, I’m vaguely aware that such a place exists, but I know nothing about it.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I live in Florida right now, so that’s not happening anytime soon, sorry to say.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

hm.

That is curious. Especially since, culturally and politically, Albany is basically Berkeley.

I think that place is on San Pablo, near El Cerrito, right? Because, until relatively recently, El Cerrito was a pretty redneck kind of town, with lots of gun shops along San Pablo. I’d bet it’s a holdover from those times.

That’s an explanation, mind you, not an excuse.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't see it as Berkeley-like

Bits of it along Solano, sure, but the bulk of Albany is the flats and Albany’s flats have always seemed much more redneck righty than hippie lefty to me. Things may have changed since I was a callow youth taking pals into the Hotsy Totsy in the early ’90s, but I have always seen local culture as a slowmoving thing.

by wcw on Nov 15, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

hmm

Being a kid there in the 80s, and having a lot of friends and relatives who live there to this day, that’s pretty much the exact opposite of my experience. Not sure how to account for such divergence!

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

So it's a Dukes of Hazzard bar?

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

it's mostly a dive bar

..but dive bars sport regulars, not just hipsters (except for the Ivy room, where the regulars are hipsters). The regulars at the HT back in the day used to give us looks when our group included folks with audible accents or more olive skin tones. Being dumb kids we didn’t care, but we were probably taking a small chance doing it.

by wcw on Nov 15, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s really not that different from Pleasanton/Dublin/Amador Valley/Blackhawk…

These are awful places!

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by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey...

I live in Pleasanton, and have a timeshare in Newport Beach!

I’m deeply hurt.

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by ToddCommish on Nov 15, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Nobody is perfect.

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by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s really not that different from Pleasanton/Dublin/Amador Valley/Blackhawk…

Yes it is

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by Useful_Idiot on Nov 15, 2010 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Aren’t blackhawk and dublin pretty different?

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Nov 16, 2010 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah…so is Newport from Irvine…

I see:

Newport = Blackhawk
Pleasanton/Dublin = Irvine
Castro Valley = Tustin..(CV is my hometown)

by calbearjd on Nov 16, 2010 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

oh. got it now.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Nov 16, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

So what you’re saying is that Orange County is like all the least interesting parts of the Bay Area?

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by EliminateMe on Nov 16, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Sounds like a great place for a birthday party.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

EFFFF!!!!!!!!

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by Soulbrother16 on Nov 15, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Nevermind.

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by Soulbrother16 on Nov 15, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Laser tag?

There’s nothing that I want to do less after gorging myself on buffet food than run around for a while.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s nothing that I want to do more after running around for a while than gorge myself on buffet food.

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by Soulbrother16 on Nov 15, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

HIDE PABLO QUICK

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

my stomach hurts just thinking about this

by reneved on Nov 15, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

What, no season pass that pays for itself in less than two visits?

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Nov 15, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift A

FUCK YEAH.

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IT Guy: That’s ---
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by scout6 on Nov 15, 2010 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

But I barely knew Yeah

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Take the wayback machine just a little bit further back, and you get to this game.

What a lineup.
1 Eugenio Velez LF
2 Edgar Renteria SS
3 Pablo Sandoval 3B
4 Juan Uribe 2B
5 Randy Winn RF
6 Ryan Garko 1B
7 Aaron Rowand CF
8 Eli Whiteside C
9 Jonathan Sanchez P

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by Soulbrother16 on Nov 15, 2010 2:14 PM PST reply actions  

Can we not...

Think about that ever, ever again…?

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 15, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Ryan Garko had a sub .400 SLG in the PCL this year

Upon further review, I’m glad we signed Huff

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

What on Earth happened to Garko?

He was not terrible while he was with the Indians….I can’t comprehend such a ridiculous free-fall.

by garbanzo24 on Nov 15, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

also

Where is the world is Carmen Sandiego…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved it more

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There are places I remember

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Nov 16, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I remember hearing that he had some serious attitude/work ethic issues. But don’t take my word on that.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe so

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

The story I’m supposedly thinking of came from his short stint with the Rangers.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

it may have been short

…but that was one of the girthiest stints anyone can remember seeing

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Nov 15, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

But he climbed Camelback mountain with Pablo!!!!!

Garko was an overrated player from a bad team from the outset, IMO. Even as advertised, he wouldn’t have been much more than a marginal upgrade over Ishikawa.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Well Bocock is a good defender

Garko is a clank mitt

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Last year, I remember somebody was arguing that Garko would actually be a good choice for left field.

/facepalm

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a regular poster.

by Cookyman on Nov 15, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently they tried that when he was in Cleveland...

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember when people were arguing that we move Garko back behind the dish (this was before we resigned Bengie). HE PLAYED THERE IN COLLEGE!

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Awww I miss climbing Camelback D:

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by jhiat00 on Nov 16, 2010 6:27 AM PST up reply actions  

This is what the Indians folks say.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice baseball related story
John Perrotto of the Beaver County Times reports that Hurdle’s world view is shaped, partly, by the life-threatening condition his 8-year-old daughter lives with:

[M]adison was born with Prader-Willi Syndrome. The disease, which affects about one in every 12,000 people, is a chromosomal disorder that typically causes low muscle tone, short stature if not treated with growth hormone and an insatiable appetite that can lead to life-threatening obesity.

The Children’s Institute, located [in the] Squirrel Hill [neighborhood], is one of the nation’s foremost providers of care for those affected with Prader-Willi. Hurdle serves as the national spokesman for the Prader-Willi Foundation.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Report-Daughter-s-illness-a-big-reason-Hurdle-t;ylt=AtFwFu7Mn23qS6PuMtbTK05nYcB?urn=mlb-285598

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 2:23 PM PST reply actions  

That Prader-Willi is nasty

It’s like you are genetically incapable of satiating your hunger. Kids have died from that because they kept eating until their stomachs ruptured.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Nov 15, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

urban legend methinks

stomachs really don’t rupture under conditions of voluntary eating. You just throw up.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Nov 15, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

That is frightening.

AND he’s the new manager of the Pirates.

God speed, Mr. Hurdle.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

/shift-A

Man, I’m not rereading that. That’s way too many words. If someone makes it to the end, just let me know if there are any typos.

by Grant Brisbee on Nov 15, 2010 2:25 PM PST reply actions  

OMG IT'S MIKE FONTENOT!

HEAR DUDE HAD A PENIS THE SIZE OF A SLIGHTLY LARGER THAN USUAL ZUCCHINI!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I got to the part where Alanis Morrissette screamed “It’s like RAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN on your weddingggg day”

and gave up.

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The brilliance of that song is that it actually is ironic, in that it uses words (“it’s like rain on your wedding day”, etc.) to express something other than the literal meaning of the word irony.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve always felt it was a bit of a stretch, but I’ve always wanted to make that argument.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s ironic that she thinks those things are ironic.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

See: Brilliant.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

This is like when, during 2 Live Crew’s obscenity trial, their attorney called them “brilliant, sophisticated satirists.”

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, they are, aren’t they?

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Dr. Dre didn’t think so.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m actually somewhat out of my element in a 2 Live Crew discussion. I concede the point.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, in the song “Fuck Wit Dre Day,” Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg threatened to prove Luke of 2 Live Crew was gay by having sex with him. And then the video portrayed him bending over to receive anal sex from a morbidly obese man.

So there’s that.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t that always how it’s proven?

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by Sabertooth on Nov 15, 2010 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT!

Dre and Snoop are actually 50s-era FBI agents??

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2010 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The Supreme Court agreed with this…twice

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I have always disliked Alanis Morrissette…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You Oughta Know is a cool song.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a fan.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

TWDCS!

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Mary Jane

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Nov 15, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

This...

but her being God was a little off-putting…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Really, i never give it much thought as to who portrays God. Doesn’t matter much to me.

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by timmeh on Nov 15, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually thought it was a brilliant bit of casting.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Disagree

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Nov 16, 2010 6:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Bethany: “You knew Jesus?”
Rufus: “Knew him? ****** owes me 12 bucks.”

Yet in the same movie:

Bethany: “Having beliefs isn’t good?”
Rufus: “I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier. Life should malleable and progressive; working from idea to idea permits that. Beliefs anchor you to certain points and limit growth; new ideas can’t generate. Life becomes stagnant.”

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Nov 16, 2010 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t really see that as an inherent contradiction.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 16, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I was trying to state that the movie contained both crude humor & insightful views towards religion/faith. A rare combination.

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Nov 16, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I see. I definitely misread your intent. Then we are in agreement.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 16, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

As your usual, the first two paragraphs were witty, informative & had no spelling errors. After that, I can’t help you.

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Nov 15, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Dear Buster Posey,

I love you.

Sincerely,

Prussian Creole

P.S. Your wife is kinda hot, too. Good work.

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I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2010 2:28 PM PST reply actions  

Fuck Yeah!

Just woke up (work nights) to check.. Very satisfied with this.

/deserve’d

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)

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by bigboneded on Nov 15, 2010 2:28 PM PST reply actions  

Buster Posey is having it

by Mrbasepaul on Nov 15, 2010 2:28 PM PST reply actions  

anyone remember Posey sucking in AFL last year and people kept saying he's tired?

Neal was also doing much better than Posey at that time.

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by DJ Tofu on Nov 15, 2010 2:31 PM PST reply actions  

Kikuchi said he left Posey off his ballot because of the late-May promotion.

link

“Obviously it was a tough decision,” Kikuchi said. "To me, Rookie of the Year is the best rookie player throughout the whole season. “On the other hand, I know Buster had a very big impact for the Giants. I know how important his role was to contribute to the Giants winning the championship.”

Twenty writers who gave Posey their first-place votes had no issue with the length of his season.

Nice burn by Schulman at the end.

by GameSix on Nov 15, 2010 2:32 PM PST reply actions  

Season

is that what young people call it these days?

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

If you have no sense of history of the game…why are you voting for ROY, or anything else for that matter? Mays didn’t need a whole season to win a ROY. I’d guess there are others, I dunno. I don’t think there’s a “games played” criteria.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Willie McCovey won the RoY after playing in only 52 games.

Would Kikuchi have voted for him?

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by owlcroft on Nov 15, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, if there’s no games played criteria, why would you vote for Posey? Strasburg was faaar better than him when he played.

You can’t just ignore playing time.

by Cookyman on Nov 15, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Innnnteresting… but do you give a ROY to a flash in the pan meteor ? Maybe Strasburg will never return to greatness. TINSTAAPP and all…

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t ignore…but it’s like SSS…at a certain point SSS is no longer SSS…it’s just regular stats…

There is a threshold as to games played…You don’t need to play 162 games in order to be considered for post-season awards.

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Small sample size never actually stops being small sample size. It’s gradual. 300 PA’s are more reliable than 200, and 600 PA’s are more reliable than 400.

by Cookyman on Nov 15, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Right…but the term SSS in describing a stat slowly goes away…just like GP become less and less important as a stat as more games are played..

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone on twitter made the point

That Strasburg probably lost votes due to only throwing 68 IP. Neftali Feliz threw 69 IP and won the AL ROY.

Obviously this doesn’t take into consideration that the NL rookie class was a lot stronger than the AL class, but it is an interesting point

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, wasn’t Feliz a Closer? I’m pretty sure that accounts for the low IP total

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by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Also setting the record for saves for a rookie closer.

by Natto on Nov 15, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

ah ha I suspected that his 40 saves was high for a rookie, just didn’t suspect it was actually a record. Thanks for the info Nat

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by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Well yeah

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that's an okay reasoning tbh

I don’t agree with it, but okay.

BUT THEN WHY DID YOU VOTE GABY SANCHEZ FIRST? RATIONALIZE THAT!!!

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Easy…Gaby Sanchez played in 151 games…Heyward only 142 games…

Also…Kikuchi realizes Garcia was shut down in the middle of September right…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a Giant.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

1959

McCovey wins ROY playing in 52 games.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

And got MVP votes!

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Q: What do 2009 Jeremy Affeldt and 1959 Willie McCovey have in common?

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

1997 Deivi Cruz.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

the .263 OBP is wildly impressive, but there must be more to this story?

Did the writer get whatever $bonus was due Mr. Cruz??

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never heard what the deal is with that. But it’s almost certainly the worst season ever to get an MVP vote.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder what was the wrongest MVP selection ever. Boyer in 1964, Garvey in 1974, and Eckersley in 1992 are the worst I’m aware of.

by Cookyman on Nov 15, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to drop a Zoilo Versalles on you, but danged if he didn’t lead the league in WAR that year….

by Grant Brisbee on Nov 15, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The one in 1964 really pisses me off.

Ken Boyer: .295/.365/.489, great defense at 3B (24 HR’s, 119 RBI, 100 RS).
Willie Mays: .296/.383/.607, silly defense in CF (47 HR’s, 111 RBI, 121 RS).

And Mays (who led the league in home runs) wasn’t even close to winning.

by Cookyman on Nov 15, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Ribeyes?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Nov 15, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I wondered if there might a VROOM factor, but Mays stole 19 and Boyer stole 3 (and was caught 5 times).

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Boyer did lead the majors, but surely 8 RBI could’t have been worth more to the voters than 21 runs scored and 23 home runs, right?

It’s probably because he was on the Cardinals and they were 1st in the NL (though the Giants just barely missed the playoffs).

by Cookyman on Nov 15, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of awards for players on teams that won pennants in the 1960s, I was surprised to see that Jim Davenport was an All-Star in 1962.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Nov 15, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Dawson in the year he won it. ’87, I believe.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Nov 15, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

funny thing about that

It was a rare case where they gave the MVP to a guy on a last place team…and, individually, he was TOTALLY undeserving.

Among 18 players who got MVP votes that year, he was 17th in WAR – better than Steve Bedrosian and nobody else.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

But dingerz.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Nov 15, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, you probably win.

by Cookyman on Nov 15, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, I knew he didn’t deserve it, but what the hell happened there? Gwyn hit .370, stole 56 bases, won a Gold Glove, and didn’t get a single MVP vote.

by Cookyman on Nov 15, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

 #1 MVP vote, that is.

by Cookyman on Nov 15, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s true, but this has really become more apparent in the day and age when we have metrics that are substantially better than just fielding percentage.

by speckops on Nov 15, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

A guy who only drives in 54 runs cannot be one of the ten best players in the league. It’s unpossible.

by Evan on Nov 15, 2010 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

needs more clutchiness

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you hit .370 and only drive in 54 runs?

by Cookyman on Nov 15, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially hitting third. The leadoff man most of the year was Stan Jefferson, who had a .296 OBP.

by Evan on Nov 15, 2010 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

The Padres were really bad that year. Aside from Gwynn’s great season, John Kruk had a great year (.313 / .406 / .488), and they got good seasons from Benito Santiago and Carmelo Martinez – and they they STILL only had a 91 team OPS+ and finished 10th of 12 teams in the NL in runs scored.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Who cares about that?

Can we please talk about the 2003 Cy Young?

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh

still infuriating.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 15, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I can understand giving it to an epically dominant closer in a year where there isn’t a truly dominant SP. But Schmidt was SO FREAKING AMAZING that year.

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by Smoke on the Water on Nov 15, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Rawr

That was…just…rawr. Schmidt FTW!

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 15, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Pendleton over Bonds in 1992.

Also jobbed that year: Tom Glavine (almost 2 WAR better than Pendleton, 11th place in the voting), Tony Gwynn (0.7 WAR less than Pendleton, 16th in the voting), Barry Larkin (0.3 WAR less than Pendleton, 17th in voting), Barry Larkin (0.9 WAR better than Pendleton, 17th in voting)

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Barry Larkin was 0.3 and 0.9 WAR better than Pendleton?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Nov 15, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh, that second Barry Larkin should be Ryne Sandberg.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not the length...

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Nov 15, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s because he covers the Dodgers.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Nov 15, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

But Garcia didn’t pitch the whole season either?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 15, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

ouch

“From the day he showed up in the big leagues,” Stark said of Posey, “the only players in the National League who had as good a batting average and slugging percentage were Albert Pujols, Joey Votto, Matt Holliday, Carlos Gonzalez and Adrian Gonzalez. Ever heard of those guys? I have. And if Buster Posey was in that kind of company for more than four months, that’s what Rookies of the Year are made of.”

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/11/15/SPNM1GCC6I.DTL#ixzz15OylLy3B

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Nov 15, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

How about the Pittsburgh guy who listed Posey as #1 but had two Pirates at 2 and 3?

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by SFGuy on Nov 15, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

L

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on Nov 15, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

How could this guy have both Neil Walker and Jose Tabata ahead of Jason Heyward?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 15, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

He's an idiot.

But, he could’ve put Walker #3 and at least had an argument and maintained credibility.

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Because everybody already knew about Posey and Heyward. Wanting to give a scrap of recognition to two rookies with solid seasons is not a crime. At least he still put his vote for the BEST rookie first, which is really what it comes down to anyway.

It’s not much different than the SF writer (forget which one) who voted Jeremy Affeldt as his 9th place MVP candidate last season. Credit where credit is due.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Baggs did that.

Tabata’s nowhere near as good as Heyward, so, voting for an inferior player from the field is just dumb.

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a pretty big difference between giving one obviously inconsequential 9th place vote (and it was Baggs, by the way) to some schlub and giving TWO second and third place votes to two guys who were clearly worse than Jason Heyward. What Baggs did will almost certainly have no outcome on the results; this guy stiffing Heyward could well have, had the voting been a little closer.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he cheats the system by not voting Heyward at all. In effect, he’s depriving Heyward of 1 or 3 points, or giving Posey an extra 2nd or 3 place vote. If you believe that the voting system is sacred, then sure it’s cheating Heyward. But the odds of it affecting the outcome are very small; has there ever been a ROY or CY vote where the winner won by less than 3 points?

Heyward and Posey got plenty of attention, and one of them was going to win and be very deserving. Let the kids slogging it out in Pittsburgh have a tiny fucking moment in the sun.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Except that their “moment in the sun” involves everyone pointing out how much they suck compared to Heyward and Posey and what an idiot/homer the guy that voted for them is.

THE THING IS, IT HAPPENED - 11/1/10

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Nov 15, 2010 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Congratulations Buster Posey.

Before the playoffs and the World Series not that many baseball fans knew who he was outside of San Francisco. Now he is on everyone’s radar. What an amazing career boost for Buster Posey. I must be pretty nice to be the catcher for the Giants right now.

Peter Bourjos is faster than anyone on your team.

by 44FAN on Nov 15, 2010 2:34 PM PST reply actions  

Roy Posey

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by deuce deuce on Nov 15, 2010 2:37 PM PST reply actions  

I mainly came here to say this: how the hell did Bobby Crosby win ROY in 2004?

by Cookyman on Nov 15, 2010 2:37 PM PST reply actions  

Poor Greinke

http://www.baseball-reference.com/awards/awards_2004.shtml#ALroy

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Tied for 4th among AL rookies for WAR that season. Well done, voters!

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It seemed to make sense to me at the time, because he got a TON of hype before that year and throughout the year, but I remember looking at his stats even that year and being like, “Huh, I thought he was a lot better than that based on the talk…”

Peter Gammons used to pimp him as an MVP candidate every offseason. Now THAT was funny.

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Greinke’s numbers weren’t that great. Crosby played pretty good defense right? Horrible batting average though…then again no one seems to especially pop out in the list of top 10 finishers

Fate is inexorable

by howcanilose on Nov 15, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

going by b-r WAR

1) Zack Greinke 3.7
2) Shingo Takatsu 2.2
3) David Bush 1.9
4) Bobby Crosby 1.4
4) Nate Robertson 1.4

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Shingo Takats-who?

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

35 year old “rookies” 4 life!

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Shinkuu Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku?

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

He played for the Grizzlies a couple years ago, right?

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Greinke wasn’t great, but at least he was above average.

by Cookyman on Nov 15, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure it was the dingers.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup. And his average was ok until about August, if I recall correctly. Then he went into an absolute tailspin, but by then he’d already had the thing sewn up/the narrative was “Crosby is a lock for RotY” so it didn’t really matter.

by speckops on Nov 15, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

looking at the splits

It is pretty funny that his complaints included the claim that voters must’ve decided by July or August – because, in fact, September was his worst month by a wide margin (about 90 points of OPS).

(Please note: I’m not citing splits as an argument against him; I’m pointing out that even his own internal logic doesn’t hold)

Also, I hadn’t realized how old the dude was. Turned 27 in September.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Er. You’re talking about Sanchez, not Crosby—yeah?

by speckops on Nov 15, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

um, yeah, I lost track of who were talking about in the replies. LOL ME.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

According to BBref, he peaked at .273/.345/.471, which is actually pretty good for a SS.

by speckops on Nov 15, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

…and I thought this was sarchasm, saying Gaby Sanchez’s numbers would be good if he was a shortstop.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah. Nope. That was Crosby’s line on 8/4/2004.

by speckops on Nov 15, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Dirtbagginess

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Nov 15, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck, I really need to do homework.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 2:41 PM PST reply actions  

I should have picked a shorter movie to watch before starting my homework than A.I.

I mean, fuck. This epilogue section is a good three hours long on its own.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously? It’s not over yet?

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Howie are you talking to yourself?

/prepares straight jacket

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by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Peter Jackson directed Return of the King after watching A.I.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

DON’T LET THEM GET YOU IN THAT THING. IT MAKES YOU LOOK CRAZY!!

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

/offers white jacket jhiat

it’s ok buddy, this will keep you warm

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

wait a second… that’s not a white jacket… it’s an old jacket!

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

oh shush and just put it on

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry. That’s an instruction that I only follow twice a day, and I’ve already hit my quota.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

um….The Giants will win the World Series if you put it on?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think that bribe becomes valid again until March.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Put it on because it was worn by one Gerald Demp Posey?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we’re done here.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

/hangs head in shame

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Most of us usually just let howie talk to himself to see how long he could do it

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by SFGuy on Nov 15, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

We don’t have to live this entire day with them!

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I can never figure out whether or not I like that movie.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, that was long.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s..uh…um…TWSS?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I suppose she would have said that had she watched A.I.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

notice how in the process of procrastinating, we wind up spending more time avoiding the work then is actually needed to DO the work?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Notice how in the process of eating, we wind up putting food in our mouths, chewing it, and then swallowing?

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

About time these guys got an award right

YEAH BUSTER

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Nov 15, 2010 2:43 PM PST reply actions  

Good article about the rookies in the NL this year...
Adding up the 35 WARP totals above, I find my NL All-Rookie team was 73.92 wins above replacement in 2010. If you add those 74 wins to the 25-win baseline you’ll find the team above, comprised exclusively of National League rookies, would have won 99 games, more than any other team in baseball in 2010.

So how deep was the 2010 National League rookie class? So deep you could not only assemble an entire 25-man roster (with 10 alternates) of NL rookies, but future stars such as Pirates third baseman Pedro Alvarez, Phillies outfielder Dominic Brown, Reds righty Mike Leake, and Mets hurlers Jenrry Mejia and Jonathon Niese didn’t even make the team, nor did hot-hitting rookies Tyler Colvin of the Cubs or Jon Jay of the Cardinals (all had inferior WARP-per-game rates to the players listed in their positions above). It was so deep that it could absorb Stephen Strasburg’s elbow injury and still have a deep and effective rotation. So deep that the resulting roster would have had the best record in the major leagues in 2010, won any division in the game, and had home-field advantage throughout the playoffs. That deep

Too bad the class of rookies in the NL this year was not that deep

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/cliff_corcoran/11/14/nl.rookie.team/index.html

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 2:49 PM PST reply actions  

that's awesome...

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy Crap!
The air conditioner just went on! Ummm it’s NOVEMBER!!!!

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 2:53 PM PST reply actions  

Cained is now on UrbanDictionary, definition 4

Definition 4

My friend wrote it, and I am obligated to share this great definition.

The thing is, it happened.

by Yoyo on Nov 15, 2010 2:53 PM PST reply actions  

I used to regularly use Urban Dictionary for my previous job.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Love!

Its so true…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 15, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Thumb-up rec!

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Nov 15, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

So...I heard some Busty Poser won Rookie of the Year?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 2:58 PM PST reply actions  

'Course he did.

We knew it all along…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 15, 2010 3:04 PM PST reply actions  

Because he's awesome?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

and the entrance song…who could lose with that entrance song…

Heck a skinny kid from New Jersey destroyed the entire Cobra Kai with that song…

(without the song…he’s couldn’t even beat Bobby…let alone Johnny or Dutch)

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

heh I thought I was the only one who had flashbacks to Karate Kid when he walked in with that song on Saturday

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by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

That song needs to be accompanied by a montage of him training for the fight.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Help! I need to do a makeshift Brian Sabean Costume

Thinking of glueing a bunch of cotton balls onto a shower cap for a wig. Any ideas?

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 3:15 PM PST reply actions  

Wear an A.J. Pierzynski Giants jersey.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Hold a shiny trophy over your head with a sign that says "SUK IT HATERZ!’

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

And a Neifi Perez Giants jersey.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

And a trashcan filled with money

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

What does that represent, the Aaron Rowand contract?

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Hit the nail on the head. Good Job!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Steal one of those gutted laptops from the Target displays in their electronics section.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Glue tires to your feet.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Nov 15, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

SIDNEY PONSON JERSEY.

carry around a tire and kick it.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Nov 15, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Walk around stating that you’re not an idiot.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Nov 15, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

At the end of the day your costume is what it is.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Nov 15, 2010 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

BUSTER POSEY!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Nov 15, 2010 3:24 PM PST reply actions  

Bartolo Colon is making a comeback

apparently is in the best shape of his life.

http://www.hoy.com.do/deportes/2010/11/14/350156/Bartolo-Colon-tiro-ayer-primores-Dionis-y-Murphy-brillan-al-ataque

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 3:32 PM PST reply actions  

apparently is in the best shape of his life.

So, what? He’s down to 300?

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

350

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by SFGuy on Nov 15, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Omar Minaya

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm smiling AGAIN?

So awesome. Buster! And to think, less than seven months ago…

by vhants on Nov 15, 2010 3:34 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

theletter2 is pleased
Posey said he’ll get in the gym in another week and start training for 2011. He plans to work on his hip flexibility, which will allow him to get in better position to block balls

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 3:38 PM PST reply actions  

Everyone should inspire to be a better ball blocker

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Grammar police

aspire…everyone should aspire to be a better ball blocker

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Possibly perspire.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Diction police, actually. And they’re writing you a ticket next.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Or, writing you two tickets, since you did it twice….

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I laugh at the diction police…they’re not even real cops…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Only because people are constantly allowing the grammar police to undermine both their jurisdiction and their authority. When these measures come to vote, all the money gets siphoned away to the grammar police, who get fat doing work that they have no right doing while the offices of other well-meaning cops, like the diction police and the spelling police, go completely to hell for lack of funding. Now those guys have to work privately or – worse – perform vigilante justice just to do the jobs that should rightfully belong to them in the first place.

Stupid voters.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

LoL

Ahem…
Aren’t you supposed to be doing your homework?

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I am.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

whatever…until and unless the diction police pack some heat…I choose to ignore them…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Inspire could work, in a way. First thing someone tells you after you get hit there: “Breathe in, breathe out.”

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 15, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Better that than exspire.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 16, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

in Little League

A friend of mine was playing catcher, missed a pitch, and took it in the nards. Wasn’t wearing a cup. They were strictly required for all catchers after that.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that like cock-blocking?

Apparently Baked Ziti and Pat the Bat in the Pants could teach him a thing or three.

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Nov 15, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

What a fucking champ. Reminds me of his speech at the parade – take a day to soak it in, then get right back on the wagon to try and repeat next year.

I love hearing about how dedicated they are – I know Timmy is only taking a 3 week or so break and getting right back to training, especially after his August he has a new focus on conditioning.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Nov 15, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Stay hydrated, Mrs. Posey.
He plans to work on his hip flexibility,

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

So Opening Weekend we have some sort of World Series commemorative doo-dads on Opening Day and then Saturday night there’s some sort of ROY related hoop-di-doo?
/runs off to StubHub

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 3:46 PM PST reply actions  

Opening Day: Raise the Championship Flag(s) … present the rings?
Gotta be there!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Nov 15, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Dang it. Opening weekend is already sold out? I’m trying to convince Mrs. jhiat00 to make our first trip to The City and see our first Giants home game. Being sold out isn’t helping.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Nov 16, 2010 7:35 AM PST up reply actions  

/checks stubhub

Fuck that.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 16, 2010 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think non-season ticket holder tickets even go on sale until Fan Fest, which is on February 5. It will be more difficult than past years, but you should be able to get single game tickets directly rather than paying stub hub prices.

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by kdl on Nov 16, 2010 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

OIC

I checked the schedule on the Giants website and saw that some games have tickets for sale but home opener doesn’t. In my haste I didn’t notice that no Giants home games are available.

It looks like the Rockies just have theirs available already. Maybe because they’ve had more offseason to work with :D

Yay the dream is alive! Thanks for pointing that out!

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by jhiat00 on Nov 16, 2010 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t missed Opening Day in 14 years, I don’t plan to start now!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 16, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Spring Training tickets need to be sold first and the Giants haven’t even formally released their ST schedule.

I wonder who starts the home opener this year. Given that the Giants open with six on the road, it will be the Giants #2 starter scheduled to go, so…..Sanchy?

They could be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Nov 16, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

This will be the first time in a long while where I will miss spring training. Home opener would be a good substitute!

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by jhiat00 on Nov 16, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, Fanfest is going to be insane in February. I can almost hear the screams for Timmy, Buster and Wilson.

They could be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Nov 16, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

All Right!

Great job Buster!

Light up that halo! RIP, Nick.

by Clutch on Nov 15, 2010 3:53 PM PST reply actions  

Tell them to make better fries!

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

If I’m not mistaken you can order them well done (if that’s what you’re getting at), but I always get animal fries so IT DOESN’T MATTER.

Hella.

by Snack on Nov 15, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

“What does ‘In-N-Out’ mean to you?”

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

That was the first question they asked me, and I think I got it wrong.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Right here, but somewhat larger.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 15, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You said “Boning” and then went for the high five, didn’t you?

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by groug on Nov 15, 2010 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It seemed to be going well until I went for the low five, actually.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey
Oh and I got a job interview at In-N-Out, hopefully I don’t blow it.

In this job market, you do whatever it takes.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Nov 15, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I keep reading those job reports as

“There’s a hundred applicants for every opening,” but your statement seems to indicate that it’s more of the reverse?

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

Brian Sabean: Greatest GM in the history of history
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by zenbitz on Nov 16, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats Buster, just an amazing season

what a crazy day today, classes all day, finally turned in my senior thesis, second draft, and at the end of it finding out Buster Posey is ROY, GREAT DAY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Nov 15, 2010 4:00 PM PST reply actions  

since we talked about teaching/teachers earlier

I’ve been working on my syllabus for the second half of first-year comp that I’ll be teaching in the spring.

Some highlights:

Watching parts of Do The Right Thing!

Investigating media portrayals of the cities of Oakland, Baltimore, and New York!

Readings from Sherman Alexie, Henry Louis Gates, Marjane Satrapi, and others!

Discussion of Pitcairn Island!

Other fun stuff!

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 4:00 PM PST reply actions  

Which part of Do the Right Thing?

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

When I showed it this semester, I showed an early scene that sort of set up the neighborhood tensions, then jumped ahead to the scene where the pizzeria is about to close and they let a few more customers in, and Radio Raheem et al show up. I showed through the riot and its aftermath.

The way I’m teaching the class in the spring revolves around communities – and particularly media portrayals of different communities. So I think that’ll work for this class, too.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man, you too? At least I have oldjacket.

by Cookyman on Nov 15, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, what?

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Fact: Do the Right Thing is crap.

by Cookyman on Nov 15, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Fact: Cookyman is a poo-poohead.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Then I just did the right thing 30 min ago.

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

“Someone took a gnarly Do The Right Thing in there. That terlet’s straight CLOGGED!”

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought we called those dodgers.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m beginning to teach little jhiat00 to refer to his poo as ‘dodgers’.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 16, 2010 6:49 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Now this deserves a rec for good parenting

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 16, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Full disclosure: I heard it from another McCoven a few years ago and have been looking forward to it ever since.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 16, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s still awesome parenting =P

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 16, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Mayor of 311 was the original on that.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Nov 16, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty sure this is accurate.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 16, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually the original was Giant Dwarf, but I think the Mayor made it into a tradition.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Nov 16, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty sure this is accurate.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 16, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t sure if I had done the right thing yet today, but then I remembered that I did right before my shower. That’s the best time, too.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

…I’m not sure I want to know why. BUT WHY?

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Nov 16, 2010 12:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Because a shower is like a super-powered bidet.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 16, 2010 12:35 AM PST up reply actions  

First time I used a bidet, I looked down to see what was taking so long, then I yelped.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Nov 16, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm curious, though

Are you anti-Spike Lee, or simply anti-DTRT?

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve seen any of his other movies.

by Cookyman on Nov 15, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought 25th Hour was sweet. What’s your problem with DTRT?

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Nov 15, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Basically, putting aside other problems I had with the film, it seemed to me like Mookie is pretty much an ass-hole throughout the entire film, with little to no redeeming qualities. He neglects his son and girlfriend, takes advantage of his sister, and takes advantage of Sal, who treats him like a son even though Mookie doesn’t deserve it. Then he destroys Sal’s place (and life – the movie makes it very clear that Sal is nothing without his pizza place). Then he comes back and demands money.

It’s pretty hard to enjoy a movie when you hate the lead character.

by Cookyman on Nov 15, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess it's a matter of taste

I don’t have a problem with unlikable characters as long as they’re not also uninteresting.

Also, Sal wasn’t exactly blameless.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t find Mookie particularly interesting.

Unless I’m misremembering, Sal was pretty close to blameless (though not faultless).

by Cookyman on Nov 15, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

At one point in the movie, he threatened a customer with a baseball bat for little more than saying he should put up photos of black people on the restaurant’s Wall of Fame, for starters…

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

And there’s also the scene with Radio Raheem. Raheem was in the wrong to some extent, but Sal totally overreacted, started hurling racial slurs left and right, and went nuts on the boombox with his baseball bat.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a good scene…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

And Sal’s son was a prick

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Nov 15, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

one of them anyway

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Nov 15, 2010 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is why I think Sal is an interesting character, by the way. In some ways he DOES treat Mookie like a son. In other ways, he’s a racist asshole and an oblivious prick. He’s all of that once for most of the movie, in my opinion.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, either you’re misremembering, or we just see things differently.

he threatened a customer with a baseball bat for little more than saying he should put up photos of black people on the restaurant’s Wall of Fame

That’s not really how I would describe this . Sal overreacts, obviously, but he has every right to be pissed.

Raheem was in the wrong to some extent

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=FebGrU0i3V8&feature=related
I really don’t see how Raheem was anything other than 100% in the wrong. He’s angry at Sal for no good reason, and he comes in with the other guy with the sole intention of driving Sal mad. Raheem’s only defense is that he might be mentally ill.

Sal is pissed – which he has every right to be – and yells at them for over a minute, demanding that they shut up, turn off the music, and leave (which, again he has every right to). After they refuse he cracks, and then he starts with slurs (which are obviously inexcusable) and the boombox breaking (which I don’t really mind).

Again, I’m not saying he doesn’t do anything wrong, but I really wouldn’t say he shares blame for the fact that Raheem tried to kill him. As for the riot – it has nothing to do with him yelling slurs. The people didn’t even know about that – all they saw is Raheem try to kill Sal, and then the cops killing Raheem. They ruin his place because they’re angry, because he’s an easy target, because he’s white, and because they blame him for Raheem’s death (again because he’s white, and also because they saw Raheem fight him right before the cops came).

by Cookyman on Nov 15, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

a couple of things...

I just showed these scenes to my students a few weeks ago, so I’m definitely not misremembering.

Mookie starts the riot. Mookie knew about the slurs and everything else. Also, the people in the community may not know the particulars of what happened in the pizzeria at that moment, they’re definitely well aware of the tensions that lead to that moment.

Perhaps my account of the first scene is simplistic, but mostly I stand by it. Sal sees what’s-his-name (who, to be fair, is genuinely obnoxious himself – although he does have a point) as an uppity black man, and responds to that with the threat of extreme physical violence. This is a reaction that can only be understood in a very particular cultural context: that of lynching. I’m just speaking for myself, but personally, having read a great deal on the history of lynching, I see that as being very clearly what’s going on: black man gets uppity, white man responds with the threat of murder or actual murder. It’s totally different that if the same scene were played out between two white characters or two black characters because of the context and history that it implies – and, having read Spike Lee’s writing about the making of the film, this was definitely his intent.

Again, whether or not Radio Raheem has any reason to be angry at Sal is a question of context. The critique he and his cohorts are making is one that goes back to Malcolm X and the black nationalist movement – that white businesses come into black neighborhoods and earn their money from black clientele while very consciously separating themselves from that black neighborhood and refusing to be a part of it – and either not employing any black workers (or, if they do, giving them the lowest paying, lowest status jobs – which is what Mookie has). And yeah, he’s an asshole about it. Very much so. Sal responds to that by taking his earlier threat of violence much further.

and the boombox breaking (which I don’t really mind).

This incident, along with his “jungle music” / “we’re not in Africa” rant are very much in the tradition of black music, art, culture, etc., constantly being marginalized, silenced, and even violently repressed by the dominant white culture (and then, of course, being appropriated by that culture). Again, I don’t think you can understand that scene outside of its cultural context. It’s not just some random guy coming in and being an asshole for being an asshole’s sake. Radio Raheem a character who the movie has very strongly situated as a true believer in the black nationalist movement, which means that, to him, Sal is an unwelcome and oppressive occupier in the neighborhood that black people live in, are born in, and die in, but are not allowed to OWN. To Raheem, the neighborhood should be theres, but it’s been taken from them. So he reacts by aggressively asserting his culture and his culture’s right to power within their own neighborhood. Sal responds with violence, and so does Raheem. I don’t mean to imply equivalency between the two – Sal is violent against property, and Raheem is violent against a person. Not the same thing at all. But it’s a conflict that they both elevate far beyond where it should be elevated – and they both do so pretty deliberately.

You may also notice that the rioters at several points shout, “HOWARD BEACH!” That’s really important for understanding the anger and violence in the riot, and refers to this, which happened just a couple of years before the film was made, and not that far from Bed-Stuy. It was very much in Spike Lee’s mind writing and making the film, and it was in the characters’ minds as well. Does it make it right? Nah. But that’s the thing about that movie: the title is “Do the Right Thing,” and nobody in the whole damn movie actually does the right thing when you look at carefully enough.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

nicely said
nobody in the whole damn movie actually does the right thing when you look at carefully enough

Bernard Goetz had been tried a couple of years before; Crown Heights happened within 2 years after the film. Nasty times they were.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

This was an interesting read.

Mookie starts the riot. Mookie knew about the slurs and everything else. Also, the people in the community may not know the particulars of what happened in the pizzeria at that moment, they’re definitely well aware of the tensions that lead to that moment.

While this is true, I do remind you that right after they trash Sal’s place they turn to the Korean store – the owners of which had absolutely nothing to do with Raheem’s death, or with any of the tensions. It is, at that point 100%, pure racism (triggered by rage). It’s an attack on anyone who isn’t “one of us”.

Sal sees what’s-his-name (who, to be fair, is genuinely obnoxious himself – although he does have a point) as an uppity black man, and responds to that with the threat of extreme physical violence

Here we just seem to disagree – he (I think his name is Buggy? I’m calling him Buggy from now on) does not, in my opinion, have any point. Yes, at first, when he notices there are no black people on the wall, he has the right to ask why. But Sal explains – it’s not that there aren’t any black guys – there are only Italian-Americans, because he’s Italian-American, and it’s an Italian-American restaurant. Buggy can’t accept that explanation, and it seems to mainly show the way he sees the world – there are brothers, and then there are other people. To him, there is no difference between Italian-Americans, Puerto Ricans, and Jews – he’s black, they’re not. It’s not that it’s not understandable, but it doesn’t make him right.

The critique he and his cohorts are making is one that goes back to Malcolm X and the black nationalist movement – that white businesses come into black neighborhoods and earn their money from black clientele while very consciously separating themselves from that black neighborhood and refusing to be a part of it – and either not employing any black workers (or, if they do, giving them the lowest paying, lowest status jobs – which is what Mookie has)

I don’t think this is fair. Mookie very clearly doesn’t care about his job, and isn’t good at it. There is no reason to think that he’s interested in having a better paying, higher status job at Sal’s – and there is every reason to think he doesn’t deserve it, and wouldn’t be good at it. If anything, it’s not even clear how he hasn’t lost his current job. To assume that he’s just the delivery boy because he’s black seems really wrong to me.

Now, I understand why Raheem and Buggy might see it that way, and again – it’s certainly understandable. But understandable and acceptable isn’t the same thing. Also, Raheem’s ego plays a big part here. It’s not just a black people’s neighbourhood – it’s his neighbourhood. He’s Radio Raheem , and nobody tells Radio Raheem to turn that music off. That has little to do with race – it’s about his ego, and it’s pretty repulsive.

This incident, along with his "jungle music" / "we’re not in Africa" rant are very much in the tradition of black music, art, culture, etc., constantly being marginalized, silenced, and even violently repressed by the dominant white culture (and then, of course, being appropriated by that culture). Again, I don’t think you can understand that scene outside of its cultural context. It’s not just some random guy coming in and being an asshole for being an asshole’s sake. Radio Raheem a character who the movie has very strongly situated as a true believer in the black nationalist movement, which means that, to him, Sal is an unwelcome and oppressive occupier in the neighborhood that black people live in, are born in, and die in, but are not allowed to OWN.

This is a good point.

I don’t mean to imply equivalency between the two – Sal is violent against property, and Raheem is violent against a person. Not the same thing at all. But it’s a conflict that they both elevate far beyond where it should be elevated – and they both do so pretty deliberately.

I don’t necessarily disagree here, but I do wonder what you think Sal should or could have done here. Like you wrote – Raheem doesn’t have a problem with anything specific that Sal did (or maybe he does, but it’s not the main issue): he sees Sal as an intruder, an oppressor, as a symbol of an entire phenomenon, and there is nothing he could do – short of closing the place and getting the hell out of the neighbourhood – to please Raheem. So what should he have done? Should he have asked Raheem, politely, to turn off the music? We know Raheem wouldn’t do that. Should he have done nothing, and let Raheem do whatever he wants? It is Sal’s place, after all. His actions were wrong, but he was put in a spot in which there was nothing right he could do.

Does it make it right? Nah. But that’s the thing about that movie: the title is "Do the Right Thing," and nobody in the whole damn movie actually does the right thing when you look at carefully enough.

Here we disagree. I think the movie, at best, leaves the question of whether or not Mookie did the right thing open, and, in my opinion, implies that he did (that’s what I make of the last scene – Mookie has no regrets, and Sal, while extremely angry, borders on the understanding).

You’ve definitely made me see the movie in a different light, but I still have two main problems with it – one is that, as I said, I find Mookie (and a few other characters) obnoxious, which makes it hard to care about anything that happens to him. I know this is a movie about racial tensions, and part of the reason we see the movie differently is that you’re more aware of them, but part of it is just the way I relate to movies (and books) – I usually need to care about the characters to be interested in them. Not necessarily to like, but to care.

The other problems (and in this case it just seems that we interpret a few scenes differently), is the message. I think the movie starts by making violence, anger, etc. look understandable, but in the end makes them look acceptable. It’s a fine line, but I think Lee crossed it (and I’m not sure he denies it).

by Cookyman on Nov 15, 2010 8:24 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

While this is true, I do remind you that right after they trash Sal’s place they turn to the Korean store – the owners of which had absolutely nothing to do with Raheem’s death, or with any of the tensions. It is, at that point 100%, pure racism (triggered by rage). It’s an attack on anyone who isn’t "one of us".

That’s not really fair. A couple of people start advancing on the Koreans, and then they decide they’re not the enemies, and they leave them alone without ever actually lifting a finger against them.

Buggy can’t accept that explanation, and it seems to mainly show the way he sees the world – there are brothers, and then there are other people. To him, there is no difference between Italian-Americans, Puerto Ricans, and Jews – he’s black, they’re not. It’s not that it’s not understandable, but it doesn’t make him right.

I don’t really understand where this is coming from – how do Puerto Ricans or Jews come into the equation? I don’t think either of them has anything to say about anything like that in that exchange or elsewhere. But basically, they’re coming from different positions, and to both them, they’re being reasonable and the other is being unreasonable. To Sal, it’s his restaurant and he’ll do with it as he damn pleases. His place, his rules. To Buggy (IMDb lists him as “Bugging Out,” which says a lot!), it’s a restaurant in a black neighborhood that makes a living on black customers, and, as the customers, they should have a say. To him, excluding black customers from the Wall is rubbing their faces in the unequal nature of the relationship.

But really, I don’t know that they’re coming from very different places in the end. to Sal, there’s Italian Americans and then there’s other people; to Buggy, there’s black folks and then there’s other people.

He’s Radio Raheem , and nobody tells Radio Raheem to turn that music off. That has little to do with race – it’s about his ego, and it’s pretty repulsive.

If you spend time in black American inner city neighborhoods, I think you’ll see it has a lot to do with race. The blaring boombox (and yeah, it’s kind of annoying!) has a long history in black and partiuclarly hip hop culture. Chuck D of Public Enemy (whose song Raheem is playing throughout the movie) once famously called hip hop “the black CNN,” and that’s how it works: people like Raheem publicly spreading the message of hip hop songs they value to the masses directly. It’s a big thing in hip hop culture that I don’t think you really see in the same way with, say, techno or country-western, so yeah, it does have to do with race.

Here we disagree. I think the movie, at best, leaves the question of whether or not Mookie did the right thing open, and, in my opinion, implies that he did (that’s what I make of the last scene – Mookie has no regrets, and Sal, while extremely angry, borders on the understanding).

Yeah, I read this differently. I think Mookie, in hist own obnoxious way, is reaching out to Sal in a sense in that scene. He wants to say that they’re still Mookie and Sal, they still have this relationship despite both going too far. Spike Lee wrote about this when he was making the movie:

There must be a resolution of some sort after the riot. For the most part, the Black uprisings in the sixties took place in poor, inner-city, neighborhoods. The buildings hit are still burnt-out shells, they were never replaced. the only people hurt in the long run were the Black peopel who lived in those communities. That’s why this film must have a coda on the end. I’d get myself hung by showing violence for violence’s sake. In the first light of day, we can see the damage that was done the previous night. The pizzeria is totalled. Fire is still smouldering from the wreckage. My character is walking toward the pizzeria. He’s not gloating or anything. He hears someone rummaging through the remains – it’s the owner … Sal looks like he’s on a misiion. He finally stops when he notices my character standing there looking at him. This is where the most poignant scene should take place. It has to be subtle. It can’t be any of this We-Are-the-World, We-Are-All-God’s-Children, We-Can-Work-It-Out shit, either. But it has to be honest … Sal can’t believe Mookie has the gall to ask for his money. Sal doesn’t want to hear it. His business has been burnt down to the ground and this guy Mookie wants to get paid. The dialogue isn’t there yet, but that’s definitely the last scene.
The other problems (and in this case it just seems that we interpret a few scenes differently), is the message. I think the movie starts by making violence, anger, etc. look understandable, but in the end makes them look acceptable. It’s a fine line, but I think Lee crossed it (and I’m not sure he denies it).

Is it successful? I dunno. It would probably be more successful had Lee cast a better actor than himself in the role.

Did you notice the two quotes – from Malcolm X and Martin Luther King – right before the credits? The first is from MLK, saying that violence is never justified: “Violence ends by defeating itself. It creates bitterness in the survivors and brutality in the destroyers.” The second is from Malcolm X, saying that he doesn’t advocate violence, but “at the same time I am not against using violence in self-defense. I don’t even call it violence when it’s self-defense, I call it intelligence.”

The tension between those two ideals is, to me, what the whole movie’s about. The Mayor advocates the MLK line, but can’t hold back the tide. Characters like Mookie and Radio Raheem see themselves in the Malcolm X tradition, and they certainly express their rage in response to what they see is violence, but in the end they just smash not only the pizzeria but their own neighborhood, and Radio Raheem gets killed through a series of events that, I think, defies simple blame – even if you see Sal as being totally in the right, certainly the police didn’t need to strangle him to death. Who’s right and wrong? I don’t know. To me, the film is really about that ambivalence. it ain’t perfect (and from a filmmaking perspective, the other two I mentioned – Malcolm X and 25th Hour – are lightyears better), but I think it’s an interesting exploration of a really tricky subject that most people prefer to ignore entirely.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

and Korean-owned groceries in black inner city neighborhoods have an interesting history too, it should be said

They bore a lot of the brunt of the damage in the LA Riots. Why? Well, they were there, for one thing, but also because they were widely resented. in many black inner city neighborhoods, Korean-owned and run groceries are the only places to buy food – supermarkets won’t touch such neighborhoods for the most part (for example, last I heard the entire city of Detroit didn’t have a single chain supermarket). The little groceries often have poor selection, extremely high prices, and poor quality food. And they rarely employ residents of the communities they serve, black or otherwise. So, from the perspective of the community, there’s a lot to resent, at least in terms of what they represent.

But at the same time, the Korean families who own those stores are generally eeking out a very meager existence themselves. They don’t employ folks from the neighborhood because their employees are all their family members – in order to survive, they need to keep the money in the family, and often they pay a lot less than minimum wage. Their prices are high and their quality is low because their access to suppliers is just as limited as the neighborhood’s access to shops is.

it’s not really a good situation for anyone involved, and the way it plays out is pretty much inevitably going to breed resentment on all sides.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

and all of this really shows why I use Do The Right Thing in my classes!

Whatever you may think of the movie, there’s a hell of a lot of interesting and complicated stuff to discuss that comes out of it.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I watched one of my friend’s store burn on TV during the ‘92 riots. He was Korean. He worked his ass off for that store, in a high crime neighborhood. I saw him a week later and he could barely keep back the tears. The thugs who burned his store weren’t interesting, they were human sewage.

You want to know why big chains don’t want to go to communities prone to riots? Because those communities are prone to riots, and crime. Think Watts. Think Florence and Normandie. Then think Pico Union, because that was the real flavor of ‘92, and then you’ll understand the flavor of the next one.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Nov 15, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

capitalism, dude

Big chains don’t go to poor neighborhoods because their stores do not make money there - day in, day out. Did Safeway close its store at 29th and Broadway because they were afraid of riots? No. In the mid’90s, Safeway was more profitable with that store closed than with it open. Did Whole Foods move in just half a mile a way in 2007 because, ten years later, Oakland had turned into a crime-free wonderland? No. Ten years later, Whole Foods was more profitable with that store closed than with it open.

by wcw on Nov 15, 2010 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

worse than that

he was wrong about Gooden vs. Clemens

Brian Sabean: Greatest GM in the history of history
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by zenbitz on Nov 16, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Check out Malcolm X or 25th Hour. They’re both pretty fantastic films with great performances (from Denzel Washington and Edward Norton, respectively).

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Norton, I just saw Stone. Amazing acting, meh movie.

by Cookyman on Nov 15, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Did not like that movie,

But I liked Jodie Foster’s character and Denzel & Chiwetel’s characters. The movie just didn’t really come together. And I’m convinced that they digitally inserted somebody’s arm when Denzel flips off that dude at the end.

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a huge Clive Owen fan, but his character did nothing for me in that movie. Disappointed.

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2010 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved the part when Denzel’s character floats around creepily. I don’t remember the rest of it.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Nov 16, 2010 12:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw Bamboozled, and that movie fucked me up for a few days.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, you and your Pitcairn Island obsession. It’s your other Kimothy.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Nov 15, 2010 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Investigating media portrayals of the cities of Oakland, Baltimore, and New York!

Would love to hear more about this. Whenever I tell people I’m from Oakland they act like I’ve told them I’m from the ghetto. Now I follow that up with “I lived most of my life in Orange County”. Then they think I’m rich & spoiled.

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Nov 16, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

This is bullshit

HEYWARD SHOULD’VE WON HE PLAYED ALL YEAR IT’S ROOKIE OF THE YEAR NOT ROOKIE OF THE END OF THE YEAR CMON Y’ALL.

Direct quote from my friend, who is a fan of those “Dodgers” things (I may or may not have added that “cmon y’all” at the end, simply because I could).

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Nov 15, 2010 4:00 PM PST reply actions  

2/3 of an entire season isn't really the end....

/justsayin’/notsayin’

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Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Nov 15, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you tell him that Raul Mondesi won ROY for the Dodgers in almost exactly the same number of games Posey played?

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I essentially said that there’s a reason “rookie” is defined by a certain amount of games/innings pitched etc. If the award were for the full year only, then someone could only win for their first full year.

But under that ruling, Tim would’ve won in 08, Pablo would’ve won in 09, and Buster certainly would’ve won next year.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Nov 15, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

also just say 1988…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS

When the Dodgers last won the WS, President Reagan called to congratulate them.

by haemaker on Nov 15, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I love this.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Nov 15, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

and the Berlin Wall was still up…the Soviet Union was still a country..

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Apartheid in South Africa.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

The Blue Jays won TWO since 1988.

therefore:

The Toronto Blue Jays are much more relevant than the Dodgers of Los Angeles.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This string of statements is gold.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Nov 16, 2010 12:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I WILL HELP
Posey’s plans to improve his defense begin in the weight room next week. He said he will try to make his hips more flexible so he can block balls in the dirt better.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2010 4:03 PM PST reply actions  

If there is any justice in the world

someone will make a gif of Shakira doing her thing with Posey’s face on her body.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Nov 15, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

you were jctgamer’d…and missed out on all of the ball blocking fun

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

:( off to the airport then so somebody can touch my junk

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I will sue you for sexual assault!

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

He didn’t say “so I can touch my junk to somebody”. He’s clearly the passive participant here.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Get off my case you diction police officers

/mutters under breath…wanna be grammar cops

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s more of a syntax department issue.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

even less threatening…the syntax department is purely an advisory department

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It is not

you have to pay the syntax.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Nov 15, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Sin tax?

What’ll those boys in Congress think up next?

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Ya mean, like

George Washington? He financed a start-up country with it.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Nov 15, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Keep Uncle Sam’s grubby hands out of my wallet and out of my pants!

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Nov 16, 2010 12:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Too late

It’s been in your wallet since 1789 and now in your pants every time you fly.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Nov 16, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

what's this about "so i can touch my junk to somebody"? that's interesting

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Nov 15, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

calbearjd should get a good lawyer

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Nov 15, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard that Grant guy is pretty good…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

wait…am I mixing up my SBN blog overlords?

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Fooch from NN took the Bar at the beginning of the Summer

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

but what about Grant?

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

He posted a thread earlier in the year about how to make money freelance writing

Somehow I don’t think he’s rolling around in lawyer money.

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to find me some of that lawyer money…cuz apparently my bar license did not come with it…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

And, Prank War with the Boss man

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot of lawyers aren’t rolling around in lawyer money either. I’m certainly not, but I’m not a lawyer, either.

by Grant Brisbee on Nov 15, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

what people also don’t understand is stupid student loan payments…check out the tuition for 3 years of law school…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I just had this discussion with a parent this morning. She wanted her older son to be a doctor, he wants to be an auto mechanic. I told her how much it cost and how long it took to be a people doctor, and told her that maybe being a car doctor wasn’t such a bad choice after all.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

The tuition for two years of Creative Writing is going to be a nice drain on my finances for a few decades.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t you say you were teaching in the spring? And they still make you pay tuition?

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m teaching through a program Mills runs called the Community Teaching Project. It’s not officially teaching at Mills, but it is officially worth both experience and course credit.

I probably won’t get into stipend teaching territory until fall 2011, and even then I’ll probably need a good bit of money for living.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Aha. Better than nothing, which is what I got in my Master’s program!

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Masters’ programs tend to be a racket.

by speckops on Nov 15, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Almost all English Master’s students get funded where I am now – because it’s a big university with tons of first-year composition classes that need teaching.

But I’m still glad I didn’t get my degree here. Three years in Chicago >>>> three more years in Tallahassee.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

took me 5 years to get my master’s, but I worked full time and went to school at night. I didn’t incur a horrible amount of debt, scholarships helped. Well, so did going to school in the 90’s!

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

My plan is actually to write a bestseller, pay off all my debt in one lump, and then profit. This is just step one of that plan.

The backup is to slowly pay it all off with meager advance earnings and teacher’s pay.

Either way works. The first is just faster.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I’ve written a few bestsellers, the trick is finding someone to publish them.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually picked two wonderful professions to pursue simultaneously. The market for people to teach creative writing is dwindling by the day, and the publishing industry is falling apart at the seams.

Yay me!

Still, I can’t believe in a world where Stephanie Meyer can live off of her writing and I can’t at least scrape buy on two jobs while doing both of them well.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve got about 10 children’s books I’ve written. Since I’m not Fergie or some football player’s wife there’s no chance of me getting them published.

That Bill Gates limo plan is intriguing tho’.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been told that young adult is actually a very fair market right now. Children’s is probably tough.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve written one young adult novel, but it was done awhile back and I’m sure it’s not smutty or twilighty enough for todays tweens.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I plan on getting hit by Bill Gates' limo

And settling out of court. Or something like that.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

by baetown415 on Nov 15, 2010 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you charge or do you pay your clients?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't have any student debt

Yet that bestseller thing is still out of reach.

Apparently people aren’t interested in what I’m interested in.

I suppose I could always take a classic and add some sort of monster to it.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That trends already dying out...

Time to start a new one…

Monsters in old classics with the monsters removed.

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

NEW CLASSICS!!!

That’s the ticket!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2010 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a 1L and we just got notifications of our fee increases for next year. Fun!

by kimmyg on Nov 15, 2010 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I know

Half my family is lawyers. And half of them are successful.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

William F. Neukom

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Always Looks Hung Over, Though

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Nov 15, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Mr. Merope is flying to Ohio on Saturday, he’s not looking forward to it. Or should I say he’s looking forward to it even less than he usually does. I’m wondering if he’ll even make it onto the plane.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Explain he doesn't have to eat the

lutefisk.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Nov 15, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY NOW

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 15, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, new Girl Talk dropped today

Today is awesome.

My son: actually Jose Guillen?! I guess all along, the enemy... was me.

by Sammy Danger on Nov 15, 2010 4:09 PM PST reply actions  

I support trading for Uggla

But I am not in agreement with you on his relative sexiness.

Orange and Black would make that look a lot better though.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It worked for Cody Ross… Transformed him from heinous bat-flipper to lovable scamp and killer of Phillies!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 15, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

He was a killer of Phillies already, the postseason just served to bring it to the foreground. With an extra helping of awesomeness.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

HIS NAME IS DAN UGGLA!!!!!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Nov 15, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Two four six five you ain't got no alibi

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

So would getting Uggla mean no Uribe?

by BeatLA55 on Nov 15, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s okay with me…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Perfectly OK with me

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Nov 15, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Not necessarily

You can fit them in if Uggla can play 3B (or if Freddy can).

Torres CF
Freddy 2B
Huff LF
Uggla 3B
Posey C
Uribe SS
Sandoval 1B
Ross RF

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be a very powerful lineup

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Nov 15, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

And actually

You could keep Pablo at 3B and play Uggla at 1B, which he could almost certainly handle.

My Son
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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

another single, double and triple today.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees because he wants to win the World Series. Wait, what???

by rxmeister on Nov 15, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

He's a flat out monster.

How would he fit in if we kept Huff and Uribe and traded for Uggla?

by garbanzo24 on Nov 15, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

I do NOT want to block Belt. Knowing Sabean, if he has an excuse the kid will spend the entire year in Fresno. Rawr.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 15, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Lays down a monster…why the f did you lay that down!

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

The intense diction police is intense.

by garbanzo24 on Nov 15, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

If we did that, we would probably end up at a situation where we’d have Sandoval or Uggla at 1B, Huff in LF, and Ross in RF.

There’s a strong likelyhood that one of those three will suck next year. Then that’s where Belt goes.

My Son
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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I am entertained by this logic.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh, I mean, that's just the way it is

I mean, look at how different the lineup was at the end of this year than at the beginning – it wouldn’t have been possible to see how you fit in Burrell and Ross and Torres and all the guys we didn’t expect to play.

These things play out, I wouldn’t worry about blocking Belt, because if Belt is blocked it means that everyone on the big league team who plays his position is playing well – the kind of problem you want to have.

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we block Crawford and Adrianza while we’re at? For chrissakes.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, yeah

As soon as Crawford hits his way out of the paper bag, we can start blocking him.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

in that scenario

I’d guess Belt plays 1B, Huff goes to left, and you basically have Sandoval Sanchez and DeRosa dueling for the starting gig at 3B (or if Sanchez were to win, potentially moving Uggla to 3B and keeping Sanchez at 2B).

Best case scenario in that case, if Sandoval is awesome again:

Torres CF
Ross RF
Huff LF
Posey C
Sandoval 3B
Uggla 2B
Belt 1B
Uribe SS

that would be, potentially, pretty freaking epic.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 15, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

This will definitely not happen, but:

Torres
Posey
Huff
Uggla
Crawford
Ross
Sanchez
Uribe
CY YOUNG WINNERZ

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

RIP Panda.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I've cut ties.

He ate his way out of my rosterbation fantasies.

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

If we did have those players

Crawford would not be hitting 5th. Switch Uggla and Crawford, maybe?
Either way, there are pipe dreams, and then there’s this. Then again, the San Francisco Giants won the 2010 World Series.

by garbanzo24 on Nov 15, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't see Crawford as a cleanup hitter,

and something tells me that if Huff re-signs that Bochy won’t “dishonor” him by bumping him lower in the order. And, personally, I don’t like stacking handednesseseseses if it’s preventable, hence right-lefty-righty (except for the bottom third where it’s unavoidable) so, yes, definitely ignore this lineup.

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh my bad, I wanted Crawford hitting 3rd. I meant switch him with Huff.

I doubt Huff would pitch a fit if he hit 5th, but I guess its all Bochy’s interpretation of the situation, not ours.
Whatever, raw rosterbation galore!

by garbanzo24 on Nov 15, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

/pours some out for forgotten homie

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Nov 15, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I just found an authentic Lous vitton bag at the thrifty bargain

now the real question is should i tell the missus thats where its from

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

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by operation carrot on Nov 15, 2010 4:12 PM PST reply actions  

Honestly though...

an authentic Lous Vitton isn’t really worth that much

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I had it checked out and its real. I kind of want to become a cross dresser and use it myself its so nice

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Nov 15, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually

I was trying to make fun of your spelling mistakes to make myself feel better as a person…but since you ignored it…I feel sad now…

Seriously though…

it depends on the bag…wifey is an expert although she has moved on to slightly more expensive bags….

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Weren't you the one who was pleading legal poverty?
wifey is an expert although she has moved on to slightly more expensive bags

You live in an alternate reality.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Nov 15, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

You live in an alternate reality

An alternate reality where Irvine is a nicer place to live than Palo Alto.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Nov 15, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

If that’s right, I want to be wrong.

by speckops on Nov 15, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Irvine is not awful, actually.

I haven’t been to Palo Alto in a while, but I’ve been somewhat impressed by Irvine.

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2010 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Irvine is standard suburbia..if one doesn’t like it fine…

I like how it’s well zoned and has all the stores I could want…just wish for beter restaurants but overall it’s good.

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s so great about Palo Alto?

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't say we bought them...

I just said she was interested in them…

Not poor…just not rich…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Now, an authentic Louis Vitton bag… that’s a different story!

/spelling policed.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I see we were on the same page.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

/reply police sirens in the background

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL BITTER GABY SANCHEZ IS BITTER
But Sanchez couldn’t hide his disappointment over finishing no higher than fourth.

“I was definitely was a little upset,” said Sanchez, who led NL rookies with 85 RBI and 154 hits and was third with 18 home runs. He hit .273 while playing more games (151) than any of the top finishers



Sanchez said he thought that writers around the country made up their minds by July or August that Posey or Heyward – the glamour names in the 2010 rookie class – would win the award.

“Look at Jaime Garcia’s numbers. He had an unbelievable year, and it didn’t matter what he did – he wasn’t going to get better than third,’ said Sanchez, who received two first-place votes, one second-place vote and five votes for third place. “I feel like it’s a little unfair.”

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/sports/marlins/1049905.html

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Nov 15, 2010 4:14 PM PST reply actions  

So sad…soo so sad….

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=1b&stats=bat&lg=nl&qual=y&type=8&season=2010&month=0

If you’ll notice, there’s a rookie 1B ahead of him who didn’t get any votes at all.

by Grant Brisbee on Nov 15, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Lower batting average, fewer RBIs.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

you nerdz and your advance stats…

Sanchez played in moar games

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I think in a thinner class, Logan Morrison would've earned some consideration

Less than 300 PA’s but he did have a .390 OBP and a .447 SLG

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

moron

Also, if they made up their mind in July, please explain the complete lack of votes for Stephen Strasburg. I guess he wasn’t a “glamour name” either.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Playing the most doesn’t make you the best. Just ask Jamie Moyer.

Also, it’s fair when there are at least two players who are better than you, which Posey and Heyward were.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

U MAD

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s not fair that two inferior candidates had no chance to finish ahead of the two better players?

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT HE HIT 18 HRS!

Which is…oh. Same number as Posey and Heyward.

BUT HIS AVG WAS .273 WHICH IS…oh…worse than both Posey and Heyward.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 16, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Theres always a reason.

The San Francisco Giants are the 2010 World Champions.

by BeatLA55 on Nov 15, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Buster’s pretty strong to hold up Huff

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Nov 15, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

The ground is pretty strong to hold up buster, the man is 112% 18kt muscle

by GrayDilla on Nov 15, 2010 11:14 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Looks like the ball-blocking is coming along well.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Nov 15, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This needs no reason.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 15, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: oh dear...
Shanghai high-rise fire kills 42

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 4:16 PM PST reply actions  

how does a steel and concrete 28 story building burn so completely from bottom to top

by Bar None on Nov 15, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

apparently you don’t realize the building code in China looks like a giant bag of money…

This is also the country that did this:

A Chinese man who mounted a campaign to protest against contaminated baby milk has been jailed for two and a half years for inciting social disorder.

Zhao Linhai whose own five-year-old son was among the 300,000 made ill by the milk became the leading face of a movement by parents to claim compensation for medical bills.

http://www.abc.net.au/lateline/content/2010/s3063001.htm

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

since we are posting ridiculous Chinese news... here's another one
Caught cheating in public, official sues police for causing impotence

http://www.chinahush.com/2010/11/03/caught-cheating-in-public-official-sues-police-for-causing-impotence/

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Nov 15, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

But that sounds like something we’d do!

by speckops on Nov 15, 2010 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

They should just write the uberstory once and be done with it…

“Mainland Asia run by paranoid, corrupt assholes who act like retards at the best of times, and engage in blame-shifting otherwise.”

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by S.F. Giangst on Nov 15, 2010 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

need to add more executions…someone gets executed and blame is assigned to the one guy

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I can answer that

It has to do with the lack of a complete seal between floors. Typically residential buildings in Mainland Asia are constructed with numerous open shafts to house the piping for water supply and drains. Those will run the entire height of the building and in the event of a fire help supply oxygen to fires and carry heat, smoke and embers to the higher floors. Add to that the drain pipes and often the water supply tend to be made from low-grade, combustable PVC pipe rather than metal.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on Nov 15, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus conbustable "contents" of the rooms and floors

of which there’s plenty everywhere and even more in Asia.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Nov 15, 2010 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct. And most front doors of apartments have a fire rating akin to straw. And flammable tiles in drop-ceilings in hallways.

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by S.F. Giangst on Nov 15, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

He Who Catches and Hits

is supposedly appearing on KNBR at or around 4:30 PM

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 4:20 PM PST reply actions  

With Ralph?

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes…how deep is your Buster love?

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

…but if Ralph is “interviewing” him, he won’t get to say anything!!!
Though it will cause Mr. Merope to do his hysterical Ralph impersonation later on this evening.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

But he’ll surely handle it with aplomb.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

sadly yes

Tune in right now to find out more about Amici’s…

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by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

…and in 10 minutes from now.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

he has NEVER

in all his years of radio contacted an advertiser and ASKED to be a sponsor, but he did with Amici’s. So, now you know.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I know Amici’s is nasty. Burnt crust with grease on top num-num. Gross.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I had it once, and my line of thinking was “I don’t like this more than Pizza Hut.”

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Pizza Hut

is some nasty stuff, but better than Little Caesar’s artificial cheese-related food product.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Best “chain” pizza…Costco/Papa Murphy…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

me neither

How about worst in-store pizza? Target? Cub Foods?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Target has Pizza Hut right…

Walmart?

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I've not seen it at Sprawl-Mart

Target used to have their own, and I only did that once.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

worst? targets is pretty bad. Mcdonalds pizza was awful but i dont know if they still do that

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by operation carrot on Nov 15, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

I never even heard of that. Why would they bother?

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by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

damn mcdonalds tried a lot of shit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonald%27s_products

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by operation carrot on Nov 15, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

most of them were, indeed, shit.

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

easier to hide the rat turds within

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by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

This...

7-Elevens in this country also need to take a lesson from their international counterparts…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Pizza Guys

Mighty tasty pizza

by GrayDilla on Nov 15, 2010 11:15 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

papa murphys like a motherfucker
best pizza hands down
even better than celestinos and if theres anyone one here from chico yeah i went there

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

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by operation carrot on Nov 15, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Love the thin crust.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Nov 15, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

we just tried Little Star a couple weeks ago

and I dare say I think I like it better than Zachary’s.

Also, Zachary’s has two locations :)

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by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty much stuck with Costco and now PM…not that I’m complaining but the “good” pizza places around here is pretty meh…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

PM is not bad

assuming you have access to cooking facilities, of course.

Do they still make the stuffed one? That was weird, like an actual pie with dough on top.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to say that i like Patxi's a ton better than Little Star

although i might have to go to Little Star one more time

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by PiKAgiant on Nov 15, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s some place back there [Ohio] the Mr. likes. DeRosa’s?

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHA, CLOSE, LaRosas!!! we got one right here in Oxford

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by PiKAgiant on Nov 15, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that. That’s his favorite pizza.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not bad, there's definitely some places here

in town that are somewhat better than that, but yea, i enjoy it

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by PiKAgiant on Nov 15, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

you should

Patxi’s is good but not as good. Also, their soy cheese pizza used to be awesome but they switched to some really nasty stuff.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, i had just ONE pizza, so i have to try some different stuff there. But yea, Patxi’s is OK, i do like Zachary’s the best though, they have some of the best deep dish i’ve had. But i’ll definitely give Little Star another chance

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by PiKAgiant on Nov 15, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

made me sick on the first go

apart from that, I liked it. Just not better than Zachary’s. Kinda reminded of Zelda’s in Sacramento.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Nov 15, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Zachary's as three locations

North Berkeley, North Oakland, and San Ramon.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

but with that having said

Having two or three locations in one area ain’t the same thing as being a chain of the Domino’s/Pizza Hut variety.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

lol San Ramon

I had no idea. I still don’t know why they let Little Star get a foothold in SF.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

for the non-chain

Tulio’s in Walnut Creek is my fav

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Nov 15, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

You are making me “bay area sick”.

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s Its!!

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

ooh the owner of It’s Its goes to the St Thomas More Church International Food Festival. He’s like Santa during the summer for the little kids =P

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by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

In Sacramento

Buffalo Pizza is really good. They close at like 1 PM, but it’s really good

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

1PM?

Is this a downtown lunch-only type place?

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by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a breakfast/lunch type place

(In fact their notable food is called a breakfast pizza) and it’s on 21st Street

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Old Chicago Pizza in Petaluma

by ACgiant97 on Nov 15, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ve tried it twice. On the premise of “it couldn’t possibly be that bad twice”. Yes, yes it could be that bad twice.

on the other hand… TJ’s Maple roasted sweet potatoes with cranberry and pecans? winner!!! [hidden in the refrigerator section]

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

maple sweet potatoes are always outstanding

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by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

sweet potato fries are excellent…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

that too, I found a crock pot recipe for sweet potatoes, onion, garlic, chili peppers, and hotlinks… going to try that over the weekend.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

that sounds awesome

I have a good african stew recipe with sweet potatoes, garbanzos, sweet peppers, tomatoes,…

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by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds good too. Who was that that was trying to start a recipe website? Now that the season’s over they should revive that idea!!!

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno

it’s OK but it certainly doesn’t make me forget about Arturo’s in NY, and I don’t think it’s in the top 5 in SF.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

i've never had it myself

but no one but Ralph has ever told me it’s good, and several people who weren’t being paid to say so have told me it’s terrible.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 15, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

It’ll be the same Amici’s spot both times!

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Never had it…but Ralph told me so…

Besides…NY-style pizza is not great to begin with…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

average at best, like most pizza in the city

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Nov 15, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Ralph

“I hate parades, too much pageantry…”

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

“But I love Amici’s!”

"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Baseball Jesus: 2010 Redeemer of the Year

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Nov 15, 2010 4:31 PM PST reply actions  

LOL god damnit
Actor Rob Schneider, a longtime MLB Giants fan, will voice the narration of the upcoming ’10 World Series DVD and Blu-ray from MLB Productions and Shout! Factory

by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2010 4:31 PM PST reply actions  

To think… they could have had James Franco.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Tony Bennett

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Nov 15, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Colin Hanks.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 15, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

“Hell is real, Peggy. And it’s entered through Dodger Stadium.”

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2010 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I could see that working, actually

He has a decent voice, I could see it fitting on a narration if done right.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Or they could just have Jon Miller do it. But why would they do that?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU CAN DO IT…when Giants clinched the NL West…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that the best they can do? If I’d known they were looking I would have offered.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 15, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I am ok with this.

I found Schneider to be pleasant and knowledgeable during the parade. Then again he was paired with Papa

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Nov 15, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I liked how he actually knew what he was talking about

Granted…it should be taken with a grain of salt considering who he was paired with. Geez I’m pretty sure Papa could make a mime sound amazing

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree.

I was shocked at how much he knew during the parade.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Nov 15, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Except for

not knowing how to pronounce “Burrell”.

by mrs. owlcroft on Nov 15, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah,

he must’ve thought Pat & Ty (from “Modern Family”) are related.

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to pronounce it that way, too. Though that was when reading his HS boxscores.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Nov 15, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe he was talking about MC Hammer

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

And

how he kept ragging on BLB

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

In the words of Jenna Maroney:
You are going to win, and when you do I’ll be furious. Like waking up next to Rob Schneider furious.

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Renteria, hittin’ homers. The Rent-man, Renterino… E-rent…

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Nov 15, 2010 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I lol'd

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

It's "averse to";

adverse means something slightly other.

by mrs. owlcroft on Nov 15, 2010 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe this will also be in the World Series box set.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 15, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

son of a b****

I already pre-ordered…

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 15, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Darn

I was hoping for David Attenborough

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Nov 15, 2010 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

That, would be epic.

“It took some fifty million years, before Brian Sabean again took the courage, to attempt something new. But, as in all things, the more things change—the more they stayed the same.”

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Nov 16, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought it would have been Bieber

by snafu on Nov 16, 2010 5:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Everything Ashkon predicted has come true!!!

we need to put that guy in a glass case or something

by haroldansivakumar on Nov 15, 2010 4:34 PM PST reply actions  

Srsly

“I saw every playoff game.” We all did, youu greasy little hedgehog.

by barge on Nov 15, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

to reiterate

SHUT UP RALPH

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting
rajmathai Raj Mathai

#Warriors Joe Lacob confirms they’ll ‘explore moving to SF’. Lease in Oak expires in 7yrs. Prfct timing 4new Arena @ China Basin. #sfgiants

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 4:42 PM PST reply actions  

Golden State Warriors!

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Golden State Warriors of San Francisco

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

San Francisco Golden State Warriors of China Basin

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Nov 15, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Golden Gate Wariors!!!!!!!!!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Nov 15, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

^*r

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Nov 15, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Golden Gate Warriors sounds fucking amazing.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Nov 15, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I wouldn’t be surprised if they ditched “Golden State” in advance.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Nov 15, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually like Golden State…California Angel is a lot better than Anaheim Angels or Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Los Angeles Angels of Los Angeles and Anaheim.

Too much?

by In Bust we Trust on Nov 15, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

you forgot:

of Southern California

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Southern California Los Angeles/Anaheim Area Angels of Anaheim in Southern California, USA.
My head hurts.

by In Bust we Trust on Nov 15, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

/hands pill to Bust

Take one now then call 911 when you wake up

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I think bay warriors sounds cool myself

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Nov 15, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Me and my friends think East Bay Warriors sounds awesome too

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Nov 15, 2010 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they’d be crazy to leave Oakland. That fanbase has been absolutely insane for them for the last 15 years.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Both sides of the bay go to the games though.

by Natto on Nov 15, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure… it just seems like the current location is not even remotely an issue.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I would love it if they moved to SF. Sucks for Oakland if in a few years they only have the Raiders left.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Nov 15, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s room left in China Basin? Why aren’t the 49ers there?

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Nov 15, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re going to the other side of the bay…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Aren’t football stadiums rather larger than arenas for basketball? I’m not entirely sure, but this is what I’ve always assumed.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Nov 15, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

True, plus they could probably share a parking lot since they don’t play during the same time of year.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Nov 15, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Gus Johnson on the BS Report.

Gus is the best non-baseball announcer. I love him. Are there people who don’t like him?

RISE AND FIRE

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Nov 15, 2010 4:45 PM PST reply actions  

That’s Running Away From Cops Speed!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

He's not good at MMA announcing

"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This guy always seem to get the most exciting endings. He did the Jaguars game yesterday.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 15, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

his call of the Jags Hail Mary pass was flawless

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

relevant to the pizza discussion as well

Photobucket

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Nov 15, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA, I LIKADA PIZZA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Nov 15, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

What can I say other than:

He deserved it.

Also,
BUSTER FUCKING POSEY!

by In Bust we Trust on Nov 15, 2010 4:50 PM PST reply actions  

Buster's Bat

spends a lot of time in the zone…

Talk amongst yourselves…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 4:52 PM PST reply actions  

OR MAYBE HE LOST THEM?!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

They Lost The Island!!!!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Nov 15, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

/shift-A

FUCK YEAH BUSTER FUCKING POSEY

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 15, 2010 5:05 PM PST reply actions  

Hah, not really. I’ve just been busy lately.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 15, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Chop didn’t get chopped?? /head explodes

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s such an insane concept, AMIRITE.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 15, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!!! D;

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I KNOW RIGHT D:

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 15, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhh I miss this type of banter from the Pre/Post-Game threads…damnit Baseball Season needs to start already >.>

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Pitchers and catchers Feb 13th

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh geez, it’s a day before the dreaded day. Nice I guess I’ll have something to celebrate about that weekend =P

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

BUSTER POSEY

Thank you for being everything the Giants needed and all that we could’ve hoped for in this season of uncertainty. You made what seemed impossible a foregone conclusion (in hindsight).

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2010 5:13 PM PST reply actions  

I just happened to pause the video on this image so I thought I'd share:

Also, I’ve seen very little of Brandon Belt, but my quick impression of him is that he looks like James Loney with a batting stance like Nate Schierholtz but a Buster Posey swing.

/Head asploded.

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

As long as he can hit, I don’t really care what he looks like.

Just not:

by TBRMKane on Nov 15, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I am in this line,

but that’s just a strange combination. Like a trifle.

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

He looks like he's about to cry

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Nov 15, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Sneeze

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Nov 15, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Can someone tell me how long before...

don’t get chopped ends up in the Urban Dictionary or on Wikipedia.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Nov 15, 2010 5:17 PM PST reply actions  

Depends on whether or not the Food Network cares.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

DONT LET CHOP CHOP YOU

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Nov 15, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Let the Nishi watch begin

Chiba about to officially announce that Nishioka will be posted. His U.S. reps will be Beverly Hills Sports Council.

by TBRMKane on Nov 15, 2010 5:21 PM PST reply actions  

I'd bid something like 4 million

Then offer him something like 2/12, take it or leave it.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF

Tsuyoshi Nishioka will be posted by the Chiba Lotte Marines within the hour. High demand in thin SS market. Posting fee could be $15-20M.

by TBRMKane on Nov 15, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

$15-20M better be in yens…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Let the LOLgers have him…

by TBRMKane on Nov 15, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

with the McCourt divorce

they’re not about to spend that much money.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 15, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha no.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t Daisuke Matsuzaka’s posting fee like $100 M? (I refuse to call him Dice-K.)

by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

pass

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Do not want do not want do not want

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Nov 15, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Borris' firm

I wonder how how he feels about the Giants…BLB’s agent…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Uggla's too IIRC

"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if that number is realistic or it’s one of those things like when Buster Posey wanted a $12 million bonus out of the draft.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot of money for a complimentary piece...

and all the reports indicate he’s more of a second baseman. But what’s up with the sudden surge in walk rate? Weird.

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay Buster!

I was thinking that The Walking Dead needs a Buster-type character. There’s too many redneck assholes on that show. The Giants’ Southern gentlemen contingent (Posey, Cain, and Bumgarner) would make a good composite type. He would walk around with a baseball bat and not have it, whether “it” be zombies or racism or domestic abuse.

Actually, if that show had the Giants as a cast, it would be so much better. You’d have the insecure guy (Cain), the pothead (Timmy), super crazy mountain man (Wilson), old guy who does nothing until a crucial moment (Edgar)…possibilities are endless.

by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2010 5:35 PM PST reply actions  

i like this, because it makes The Walking Dead a better show.

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I had such high hopes

but the last couple of episodes were just ok instead of epic. still better than most things on TV, though.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 15, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT ZOMBIES

ratings bonanza

cf. “Keeping Up with the Boring Sluts”

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2010 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

did they ever explain why the group needed to go to the department store? I can’t think of anything that they need and only exists in the center of the most infested city ever.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Nov 15, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, these zombies don’t seem powerful enough to overrun the US Army. I’m going to keep watching but I have to say it’s just been an ok show so far.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Nov 16, 2010 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

This comment made me think that Edgar Renteria = Lester Freeman from The Wire

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Nov 16, 2010 7:25 AM PST up reply actions  

maybe one of our talented writers here could work on this story

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Nov 16, 2010 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

OT

Was GRM new account banned?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 15, 2010 5:43 PM PST reply actions  

Speak of what again?

Also he suggested his trade at Fangraphs today

"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

His trade?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Nov 15, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

He made a rosterbation fanpost under an alias

"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

What did he say?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Nov 15, 2010 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The fanpost hasn't been taken down

It’s the one with 200+ comments

"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I really like

That he posted it under his GRM name on fangraphs, but when he was here he was pretending he wasn’t GRM.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s kind of pointless for him to do so, because we can see your IPs and what your other accounts are (if they exist.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Reminds of someone who was banned on another board and tried to return with a different name. That site, too, where the mods could see the IP and the account. He tried 4 times in a week and a half (even tried using proxy the last couple of times) but was found out each time. Pretty pathetic.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 15, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know about that. I feel for him. Clearly he wants to be a part of the community and doesn’t have enough else going on to replace that part of his life. Were it me facing a ban, I’d probably be bummed. For him I would imagine that it is more than that.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 16, 2010 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Aw

No votes for Volquez?

by kimmyg on Nov 15, 2010 5:44 PM PST reply actions  

I thought this would finally be his year!

by Natto on Nov 15, 2010 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Michael Vick

Looks pretty good this season. Yowza.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 5:45 PM PST reply actions  

LOL WASHINGTON DEFENSE

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by PiKAgiant on Nov 15, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope it continues. POKEMONZZZZZZZZ

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by SFGuy on Nov 15, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

actually i dont even care, i got the Philly D and David Akers

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by PiKAgiant on Nov 15, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Side note: I think I need to change my pic.

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by SFGuy on Nov 15, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That is Natto’s drawing of a lonely Buster. He ain’t lonely anymore.

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by SFGuy on Nov 15, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

He is somethin special

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by PiKAgiant on Nov 15, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s still wonderful.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Nov 15, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Now he’s just pondering the great questions of existence in between photo sessions.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

PERFECT QB RATING SO FAR TODAY LOL

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Kriminey…
Monday Night Massacre

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

They are on pace to score 112 points in this game, lol

The ’Skins must look like the puppy parade to Vick.

/tasteless joke

by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Inspired by mymclife on twitter

THIS IS REAL:

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 5:49 PM PST reply actions  

I saw Home Runs and Demons For Hamilton and Mantle open up for …And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead. They were okay.

/full circl’d

by Grant Brisbee on Nov 15, 2010 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Who is Jesse Eisenberg?

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by SFGuy on Nov 15, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Michael Cera

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Nov 15, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I always feel weird when I enjoy his movies-IDK why

I really liked Youth in Revolt though.

I was meh on Scott Pilgrim vs the World

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Youth in Revolt was good. Haven’t seen Scott Pilgrim.

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by El Person on Nov 15, 2010 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It was OK

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Loved Scott Pilgrim

Thought Youth in Revolt was very underrated

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by Smoke on the Water on Nov 15, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I went into Scott Pilgrim expecting a ridiculous, humorous action movie with lots of explosions and nothing that would make me think.

I got exactly what I was expecting, Worth my money.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Scott Pilgrim is entertaining at worst, and pretty great at best. Where you sit on that spectrum, who can say until you see it.

I will say that it has its problems. There are a couple of pretty confusing writer’s gaffs in that script and a little bit more objectification than there needed to be.

But it’s directed so damn well, and it’s a fun ride.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Who’d’ve thunk that Edgar Wright would put together a tightly directed and well-edited film?

Dude is nails.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s firmly in “I will watch anything he directs” territory right now. I think he’s the only one of those for me, too.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

For me, Edgar Wright and I hesitate to say Spike Jonze, so I will say anything that Charlie Kaufman writes.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought Wild Things was really a wonderful movie, and Adaptation was alright. Believe it or not, I haven’t seen Malkovich.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You need to see Malkovich.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

For those taking count, we’ve now come full circle by officially returning to John Cusack.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess full circle would have been Billy Zane, but the lesser Cusack is close enough.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Adaption is better if you’ve seen Malkovich, in my opinion, though I think it’s the weakest of his scripts despite being the most juicy conceit.

Everything about Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is wonderful if you ignore Elijah Wood and Kirsten Dunst. And is further proof that Jim Carrey can actually act if given the right script and proper direction. You can say the same for Nicholas Cage and Adaptation. Jonze is legit.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Eternal Sunshine was actually directed by Gondry.

All of them written by Kaufman, though.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, as soon as I typed that I second guessed myself. Michael Gondry is not Spike Jonze, but he is still Michael Gondry.

Directors who can actually work good performances out of actors make me happy.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

confusing Michael Gondry and Spike Jonze might be the most forgivable mistake you could make.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Nov 16, 2010 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I liked that one movie where he was a creepy kid

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That narrows it down.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The Good Son

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

The movie I liked where he was a creepy kids was The Ice Storm.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

My original joke was going to be “Oh, so The Lord of the Rings trilogy,” but it didn’t quite fly because you said “that one” movie. Elijah Wood = creepy kid.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I never saw any LotR

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You can just assume that Elijah Wood played a creepy kid in them.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I did find it entertaining

Especially the 2nd fight (with the actor/skateboarder)

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I enjoyed the vegan bit thoroughly.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it was my expectations

I didn’t expect anything of Youth in Revolt, and then I was blown away.

I thought Scott Pilgrim would be really good and I thought it was just OK

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s funny how Michael Cera plays the exact same character in everything.

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by El Person on Nov 15, 2010 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don't really see him as different characters

My brain just registers “Michael Cera” whenever I see him in a movie

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

by baetown415 on Nov 15, 2010 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw Adventureland

I thought that was supposed to be funny

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Horribly marketed movie. It was a good coming-of-age movie that was advertised as Superbad 2.

by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe that's why I didn't enjoy it

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Adventureland was one of my favorite films of that year.

by sycasey on Nov 16, 2010 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Tomorrowland was my favorite area of Disneyland

by calbearjd on Nov 16, 2010 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Don Draper?

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by shanghaijim on Nov 16, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Only the French-Canadian part.

by Every6thDay on Nov 16, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Same

I’ve been told that you have to have been born in the ’80s to get it. That seems fair enough.

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by El Person on Nov 15, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He's secretly Conor Kinsella

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: So my roommate (a reds fan) basically said Johnny Bench is better than McCovey

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by PiKAgiant on Nov 15, 2010 5:56 PM PST reply actions  

Hate to say it, but he’s probably right. Even the nerdball stats think so:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/leaders/WAR_bat_career.shtml

Though the same nerdball stats say Scott Rolen has had a better career than McCovey, and I’m not ready to go that far yet.

by Grant Brisbee on Nov 15, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

Bench was maybe the best catcher ever.

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by jcb9 on Nov 15, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Without a doubt this

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by PiKAgiant on Nov 15, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Until Posey retires right?

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by Mdizzle138 on Nov 15, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, yea, wouldn't go so far as to say Rolen is anything close to McCovey...

Wasn’t there something saying Buster could be something similar to what Bench was?

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by PiKAgiant on Nov 15, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

McCovey at his peak was far better than Rolen was at his

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by Smoke on the Water on Nov 15, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

If he had said Mays, you would’ve been expected to beat him within an inch of his life.

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

and then solemnly say at his funeral
“measure twice, beat once….why couldn’t I remember?”
then: crocodile tears

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Is tomorrow's NL Cy Young winner pretty much a lock?

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by SFGuy on Nov 15, 2010 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

HEY, NICE NEW PIC

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by PiKAgiant on Nov 15, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

If Guillermo Mota doesn't win it...

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by Gobroks on Nov 15, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

And as much as I hate to admit it…well deserved too.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 15, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

If Felix wasn’t pitching, I’m perfectly fine with debating Lee vs. Price and Sabathia… But I don’t know if there’s a compelling argument that doesn’t involve “straw hats” that any of them outpitched Hernandez.

Looking at you, Skip Bayless.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Personally,

It’s between King Felix & Price, and King Felix still wins by a country mile.

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, there is

Cliff Lee FIP: 2.58
Felix H FIP: 3.04

Cliff Lee walked 18 people all season. That’s a .76 BB/9. He walked LESS THAN A BATTER PER GAME. That shit is insane. Hernandez walked 70.

Cliff Lee’s K/BB ratio was 10.28. Felix’s was 3.31. That’s a big ol’ difference.

I think Cliff has a case for best pitcher in baseball. But he’s not even getting any love for AL Cy.

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and

2 of Lee’s 18 BBs this season were intentional.

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but

I’d argue that Lee was better in the innings he pitched.

16 unintentional walks in an entire season. That is unreal, to have command that good.

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Cliff Lee is awesome and should be in the discussion. But the Mariners had the 2nd worst bullpen in baseball. Those 40 extra innings meant a lot to increasing win probabilities.

by TDonk on Nov 15, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

And he...

Led the league in ERA and BAA. And in innings pitched, though that matters less.

Felix all the way!

Of course, I’m thoroughly biased AGAINST Lee so…meh.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 15, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Felix did, I mean.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 15, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Lee’s ability to not walk people borders on outright silly, but the ambiguity of the Cy Young makes me lean esoterically towards Hernandez. He gritted out a full season on a miserably bad team, got no run support, and that still can’t diminish the fact that he has some of the best stuff in the AL. He’s basically a redux of Lincecum’s two Cy seasons.

Failing that argument, I do hold Lee’s August against him.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Lee's refusal to walk people...

…also got him screwed over in the WS. Just sayin’.

That said, his walks, or lack thereof, are completely ridiculous. But I think in the end that Lee is overrated.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 15, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Lee’s strikeout to walk differential was also less impressive. Still damn, damn good, but tied with Jered Weaver and only minutely ahead of Halladay and Latos. Link

by TDonk on Nov 15, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

It all depends on what you value. Some people would call his pitching to Renteria foolish if not out and out hubris, others will value his guttiness.

When Lee’s at his best, he’s unreal, but I think we’ve seen since 2007 that Lee can be lacking in consistency. His standing as a creature of habit is both a strength and a weakness.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Except that

In 2008 and 2009, when he won his Cy Youngs, Lincecum lead the league in fWAR.

Felix does not lead his league in WAR. Cliff Lee does.

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Thus why I said “basically.” Hard to speak in exact terms when one is being professedly esoteric.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

led.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

zepplin?

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Screen.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

=)

Good catch, thanks.

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

That one has been bothering me for a while. Not in the specific context of you, mind you. But I keep seeing it in newspapers and reputable reports and all sorts of places that are supposed to have editors who know the difference between a past tense verb and an elementary metal. But alas….

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

People get confused

It’s not like that past tense of read is red.

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

But: editors for major news sources. They are paid to understand the past tense.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Naw, they’re paid to edit, silly!

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Well maybe they should of paid more attention to what they were typing!!

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

For the longest time, I thought it was.

by speckops on Nov 15, 2010 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

what if you average (or geometric mean)

fWAR and bbrefWAR for pitchers. fWAR implies it’s all defense, bbrefWAR implies NO defense. Truth 1/2 way?

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by zenbitz on Nov 16, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Let's put it this way.

Since the Giants will assuredly not sign him, let’s hope that he signs for as much money as possible. Lee wins the Cy Young. Does that raise or lower his asking price this off season?

Lee vs. Grant. Root for Lee.

by speckops on Nov 15, 2010 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

What do Cliff Lee and Mike Fontenot (’s penis) have to do with the McCourts?

I smell another scandal!

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Dissolve the Union?! Never!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 16, 2010 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

So, uh, the Redskins kinda stink eh?

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 6:15 PM PST reply actions  

umm... their defense is pretty bad, same with their QB

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by PiKAgiant on Nov 15, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Redskins for extending McNabb

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by SFGuy on Nov 15, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy mother of…. something…. LOL

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

This is absolutely terrible by Washington, way to go Haynesworth

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by PiKAgiant on Nov 15, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Only thing injured on that Redskins secondary guy is his pride!

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I hope anybody who bet on this game took the over.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2010 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the LoZ reference, Grant.

Much oblige.

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by fracon on Nov 15, 2010 6:27 PM PST reply actions  

They may as well just put Kolb in for the second half.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I play a salary cap league. I had Aaron Rodgers but he’s on bye. So I took Vick instead. Glad I did.

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by SFGuy on Nov 15, 2010 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

wow. Where were all the Reds fans at that game?

by FPTV on Nov 15, 2010 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never met one. Just sayin’.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Does Buster get any MVP votes?

I can see him getting some 3rd place love.

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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Nov 15, 2010 7:43 PM PST reply actions  

No

But it wouldn’t be a surprise for Huff to finish somewhere in the top 10.

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by S.F. Giangst on Nov 15, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I would have said no yesterday, but after seeing him blowout Heyward I think it’s pretty obvious the BBWAA have bought in.

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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Nov 15, 2010 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Bought in is not the same as lost their minds. Huff’s offensive contribution (on which most of the MVP voting hangs in a typical year) far outweighs Posey’s.

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by S.F. Giangst on Nov 15, 2010 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that he should,

but I can see Buster getting a down-ballot vote or two. I mean, each voter gets to pick 10 guys…

by Tynan on Nov 15, 2010 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe a few 7-10 votes, but Huff and Torres are more likely to finish higher in MVP voting.

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2010 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't get it

I saw the complete voting. Where is Edinson Volquez?

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by SFGuy on Nov 15, 2010 8:12 PM PST reply actions  

Buster

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Nov 15, 2010 8:34 PM PST reply actions  

Buster Posey is fucking awesome

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by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 15, 2010 8:35 PM PST reply actions  

Buster Posey is fucking awesome, his wife.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Just for old time's sake

TROY SMITH!! TROOOOYYYY SMIITTTTHHHH!!!! TROOOOOOOOWWWYWYYYYYYWYWYAEY SMIIITHTHTHTHTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FRANK GORE

MICHEAL CRABTREE. WOOOOoo

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by bondslegend on Nov 15, 2010 9:02 PM PST reply actions  

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

POSEY’S BETTER!
CLAP, CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP

Warning, angry Giants fan on the loose.

by MHizzle on Nov 15, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Leave our playoff heroes alone you fucking assholes!
In the same tweet, Rojas says the Dodgers are interested in Edgar Renteria and his willingness to play second base

by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2010 9:45 PM PST reply actions  

Do the Giants need two agents there? It seems like Agent Ned has the situation well in hand…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

No offense to World Series MVP Edgar….but…get used to the Dodgers going bargain bin hunting this offseason.

They just signed Kuroda for $12 million, they will be snipping coupons the rest of the way.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2010 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

/Flagged.

Warning, angry Giants fan on the loose.

by MHizzle on Nov 16, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Warriors close to blowing it big time

up 21 at half…up 3 with 5.2 secs to go…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 10:08 PM PST reply actions  

nevermind…the warriors win…the warriors win…

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Never in doubt!

Warriors basketball: TORTURE

The thing is, it happened.

by Yoyo on Nov 15, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

And I thought new ownership was going to change the aura over there.

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by SFGuy on Nov 15, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, the Warriors have a 7-4 record

So there’s that.

The thing is, it happened.

by Yoyo on Nov 15, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

What heck with Lee

Elbow Lacerations? I’m assuming it was a lot worse that it sounds

by calbearjd on Nov 15, 2010 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Um, there was a dude’s tooth lodged in his elbow. That’s how it got infected.

Once again highlighting the importance of oral hygiene!

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember this, and now I laugh

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by zodiac_chiller on Nov 15, 2010 10:17 PM PST reply actions  

One of my favorite Buster moments

Though the details of it are vague in my memory (I think I was pretty drunk at the time): during one game in the playoffs (I don’t remember if it was against Philly or Texas), the starting pitcher started to pitch himself into trouble. Rags started walking up the steps to come talk to him, but Buster was already to the mound calming down the pitcher. Rags stared over there for a few seconds, then turned around and walked back into the dugout. He must have figured Buster had it under control… and he did, as the Giants got out of the inning.

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by GrooveGiant on Nov 15, 2010 10:30 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t remember this specific incident, but this is yet another one of those intangibles for which he hands down deserved RoY. You remember the pitcher?

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 15, 2010 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember that....

Bochy said something, and they just stayed in the dugout., it was a “It’s their team now” moment…..

by revdmv on Nov 16, 2010 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Bumgarner

10/31/2010

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 16, 2010 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

That was a wonderful night...

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 16, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh what a night. Late October back in 2010

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 16, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never seen a more useful Bum in my life.

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by MHizzle on Nov 16, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it just me

or is it odd that Mike Stanton of the Marlins got zero votes? Am I overvaluing his slugging percentage and “prospectiness”?

by Tynan on Nov 15, 2010 11:17 PM PST reply actions  

You may be overvaluing his slugging a little, but you might also be ignoring how good the other choices were. Stanton really was just not in the same conversation as these other players.

His prospectiness is through the roof, though.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2010 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

He hit for power, but his SLG is the only real edge he has on Heyward. He didn’t hit for average, he wasn’t great at getting on base, and didn’t play nearly as good defense at the same position… He also played even fewer games than Posey, and didn’t even manage 400 PAs by season’s end. Given that playing all year was one of the biggest points in Heyward’s favor over Posey, who surpassed Stanton in every meaningful category, it’s hard to make a case that Heyward < Stanton > Posey.

Stanton had a good season, but if you’re voting strictly by “the three best rookies,” I’d put Garcia ahead of him. Stanton, Ike Davis, Neil Walker, and Jon Jay lead the second tier; they all had an OPS+ within a couple points of 115. Only Walker got a vote of that crop, and we know the story with that already.

Bumgarner and Johnny Venters also had great rookie seasons, but it’s hard to argue Bumgarner over Garcia, and in a rookie crop this crowded a set-up man for ROY is a tough sell.

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by Solidarity on Nov 15, 2010 11:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Right

I agree that he wasn’t even close to the top three (Posey, Heyward, Garcia), but I was a bit surprised he missed every ballot even with all of his hype.

by Tynan on Nov 16, 2010 5:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be surprised if long-term Stanton is one of the three best rookies to debut this year though. Same position as Heyward, a few months younger, good defense, and just unbelievable power. If strikeouts don’t eat him I think he’s crazygood.

by TDonk on Nov 16, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Fielder 4 Cain and Posey

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Nov 16, 2010 12:44 AM PST up reply actions  

bengie molina

if we’re lucky

Ignoring Tim Mccarver since 2002.

by bumgarner on Nov 16, 2010 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully a guy with some veteran grit

Cuz these young kids just don’t know how to win

by DFARowand on Nov 16, 2010 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

What is this new posery?

/Boromir

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Nov 16, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

He has to be one of the most valuable commodities in baseball.

I’d trade him for Braun and Fielder maybe. Might need to throw in someone else too.

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by GiantPain on Nov 16, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Carlos Santana, Shin-Soo Choo, and Justin Masterson.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Nov 16, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

That'd be interesting

I’d probably do it in a heartbeat and then just hope Santana’s leg heals.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Nov 16, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I would make a few calls

just to mess with GMs I didn’t like. What will you give us for Posey? Oh, well, too bad hahahahaha

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 16, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

My Name is Buster Posey and I am the Rookie of the Year

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 16, 2010 9:50 AM PST reply actions  

SportsCenter SportsCenter
Phils P Roy Halladay won NL Cy Young Award; 5th player to win award in NL and AL (Blue Jays in 2003)

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Nov 16, 2010 11:05 AM PST reply actions  

I like how this broke before I could watch it live on MLB network.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Nov 16, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Good for him. Cody Ross should send him some flowers.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Nov 16, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

SSORY DOC

They could be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Nov 16, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

“From one winner to another”.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Nov 16, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

SF_Giants San Francisco Giants

Halladay wins the 2010 NL Cy Young with 224 points. BWeezey finished w/ 7 points, Timmy had 2 points, and Cain with 1 point #SFGiants

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Nov 16, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

WAINRIGHT WUZ ROBB’D!

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Nov 16, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

DUDE LYK JAIME GARCIA WUZROBBED 2

They could be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Nov 16, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

SHOULDA BEEN WELLEMEYER!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison

by Mdizzle138 on Nov 16, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL
SF_Giants San Francisco Giants
Halladay wins the 2010 NL Cy Young with 224 points. BWeezey finished w/ 7 points, Timmy had 2 points, and Cain with 1 point #SFGiants

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Nov 16, 2010 11:08 AM PST reply actions  

SF_Giants San Francisco Giants
The #SFGiants were the only NL team to have 3 pitchers receive 2010 Cy Young votes! View the results here: http://ow.ly/3aMlL

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Nov 16, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th Points
Roy Halladay, Philadelphia Phillies 32 224
Adam Wainwright, St. Louis Cardinals 28 3 1 122
Ubaldo Jimenez, Colorado Rockies 4 19 8 1 90
Tim Hudson, Atlanta Braves 3 13 4 39
Josh Johnson, Florida Marlins 5 5 9 34
Roy Oswalt, Houston Astros/Philadelphia Phillies 1 3 5 14
Brian Wilson, San Francisco Giants 1 5 7
Heath Bell, San Diego Padres 1 1 4
Mat Latos, San Diego Padres 1 2 4
Brett Myers, Houston Astros 1 2
Tim Lincecum, San Francisco Giants 2 2
Bronson Arroyo, Cincinnati Reds 1 1
Matt Cain, San Francisco Giants 1 1

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Nov 16, 2010 11:09 AM PST reply actions  

WAINO WAZ ROBBED AGAIN

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Nov 16, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

HEY HES IN TREATMENT

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 16, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

MEDIA HERO NOT AKTUALLY SO HEROIK

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Nov 16, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

HE BAD ONZE SO BAD 4EVER SCIENCE

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 16, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

...Brett Myers?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Nov 16, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Link

http://bbwaa.com/

They could be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Nov 16, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you

Much better!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Nov 16, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Well

…maybe a little better. Meh, Flickr. :)

They could be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Nov 16, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not all that surprised that Wilson received more votes than Lincecum and Cain.

by Natto on Nov 16, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Same here.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Nov 16, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep

And I’d like to know who voted Bell 3rd.

They could be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Nov 16, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

wow groupthink

until 5th place. Which is basically a throwaway.

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by zenbitz on Nov 16, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL
PhilliesPhan22 wrote:
Doc…love you to death..the most deserving pitcher in baseball..Many congrats and many more Cy awards to come…Finally a hippie Lincecum has someone to compete with unlike last 3 years…i call him winner amongst loosers..but now we have a winner to make that baby cry…Come on Phills…!!

They could be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Nov 16, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m sure Tim Lincecum is crying into his WORLD SERIES TROPHY right now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Nov 16, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Doubt it.

PhilliesPhan22 wrote:
No one wud disagree on this apart from SF fans..they can’t see beyond Lincecum’s (gurlie) hair and Willson’s (weirdo) beard..!! Everyone else is Normal..!!

They could be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Nov 16, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

No, no.

It’s ‘a hippy Lincecum’. He’s classifying this particular kind of Lincecum. For instance, when you grab a rapier and don some velvet you become ‘a Musketeer Natto’.

I hope that has helped clarify things.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 16, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It has certainly brought more color into this discussion.

They could be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

by esseffgeez on Nov 16, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

/nods in understanding manner

I can't fight this feeling anymore!

by ResDog on Nov 16, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone to compete with?

I believe they did that…in the NLCS. Which turned out REAL well for Halladay…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Nov 16, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

HIPPY TRASH

THIS GUY STINKS

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Nov 16, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

WANNA SMOKE?

Warning, angry Giants fan on the loose.

by MHizzle on Nov 16, 2010 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait a minute…. Brett Meyers? /does research

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 16, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

Had a pretty okay season. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer wife beater.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 16, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Bronson Arroyo?!

Yeah, that’s silly.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 16, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Bronson Arroido?

Warning, angry Giants fan on the loose.

by MHizzle on Nov 16, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

Cain with the insult point, per usual.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 16, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

LINCECUM 4 RIOS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, he's like Aubrey Huff, but can't hit as well or field his position.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s ---
Bochy: WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT'S WHATEVER I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I WON A WORLD SERIES.

by scout6 on Nov 16, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I completely forgot that he’s on the White Sox now.

by Natto on Nov 16, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

so did the White Sox

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 16, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

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