Jayson Werth not such a good teammate?

I see no reason to doubt the reliability of this.

by Joe Metro on Nov 11, 2010 7:35 PM PST reply actions

thats why I put the ‘?’ on the end of it.

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by sam23 on Nov 11, 2010 7:42 PM PST up reply actions

I heard Delonte West has also banged Mrs. Utley.

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by rxmeister on Nov 11, 2010 7:56 PM PST via mobile reply actions

no, that was Chase’s mom.

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by sam23 on Nov 11, 2010 8:48 PM PST up reply actions

Yo Mamma's so Utley...

by KrazyKrabMeat on Nov 11, 2010 9:53 PM PST up reply actions

…her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

by KrazyKrabMeat on Nov 12, 2010 9:22 AM PST up reply actions

…Chase’s father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

by KrazyKrabMeat on Nov 12, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions

…when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

by KrazyKrabMeat on Nov 12, 2010 9:25 AM PST up reply actions

…it looks like her neck threw up.

by KrazyKrabMeat on Nov 12, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions

I’m guessing this whole rumor started because Werth bears an uncanny resemblance to pro wrestler Edge, who is perhaps most famous for banging his coworker’s girlfriend.

by Monkeyking42 on Nov 11, 2010 7:57 PM PST reply actions

Edge smoked a girl I know also.

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by NuschlerFace on Nov 12, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions

I can see that

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by Gobroks on Nov 12, 2010 12:46 PM PST via mobile up reply actions

Perv.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 12, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions

is that site a sports parody of Perez Hilton?

Ugh…

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by jponry on Nov 11, 2010 8:55 PM PST reply actions

IAWTC

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by Smoke on the Water on Nov 11, 2010 9:40 PM PST up reply actions

Maybe Werth would take a discount to play closer to Mrs. Utley?

by m34josh on Nov 11, 2010 8:56 PM PST reply actions

Linked site now down.

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by Cody_ransom on Nov 11, 2010 9:37 PM PST reply actions

The Giants got a combined .256/.324/.427 from their right fielders this year.

Jayson Werth hit .296/.388/.532 last year.

He can bang whoever he wants if he comes to SF.

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by GiantPain on Nov 11, 2010 9:45 PM PST reply actions

Well

Consensually, that is, of course.

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by GiantPain on Nov 11, 2010 9:51 PM PST up reply actions

Of course

He ain’t touching me.

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by SFGuy on Nov 12, 2010 12:14 AM PST up reply actions

Yeah, if he came to SF and hit .296/.388/.532, I say he can bang Chase Utley’s wife if he wants.

by KrazyKrabMeat on Nov 11, 2010 9:52 PM PST up reply actions

Shoot

He can touch SFGuy all he wants in that case.

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by achiappanza on Nov 13, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions