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"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Why not?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 8, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not us?

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i fucking hate pablo

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

shut up dude

didn’t like him going to Wilson so early? Whatever, you can always rip after the fact, but I would go with Wilson when in doubt if it was me.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut your fucking mouth

I was ripping him when it happened. Who the fuck are you?

by marcello on Oct 8, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is ridiculous

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 8, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

We hate you Pablo

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I really don't

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hate is too strong of a word. But I certainly wouldn’t mind seeing his ass on the bench for the rest of the series

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just STFU already.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No we don’t.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

fickle giants fan is fickle.

I think you should check out the Red Sox. They are more your style.

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT!?

No fan is ever fickle in a GDT. You take that back right now.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you and your torture.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Redemption Thread!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

4-0 games always make me so nervous.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Now Bochy takes Sandoval out

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s definitely showing that he mentally can’t take it.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

This may be Panda’s “Zito end of the road game”

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

for the rest of this season that is

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAINED AGAIN

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

and there's a heart that's breaking...

down this long distance line tonight….

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I AIN'T MISSIN YOU AT ALL

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol giants

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 8, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

This feels way too much like a 49er game to me.

Oh yeah guys, we got this, no worries, wait HERE YOU GO OTHER TEAM, WHY DON’T YOU WIN THE GAME.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

If it was like a 49er game Atlanta would have taken a 5-4 lead in the eighth and the game would now be over.

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

I still like Pablo, and Romo, and Wilson.

Dammit guys.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

CORFing

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain :(

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 8, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

brian mccann not good. im terrified

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

theres 2 kinds of free swingers

theres the vlady
and theres the pandas……

sadly we are stuck with the panda

by Wreckonized on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, Ramirez.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

RamRam

You got this

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

This is not a good time for Ramirez’s peripherals to start catching up with him.

by Natto on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Kinda OT, but man, these “Conan” commercials are frickin’ hilarious. This show’s gonna be funny as hell.

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda out.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

i know it's our natural state

but the level of negativity in these last two threads is not helping me get through this most trying of evenings.

by coolandtough on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree

This is excessive. It’s not that bad, people. We’re tied.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magnified emotions?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I’m usually one of the most negative in these threads, and some of the things people are saying are pissing ME off.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pablo hate gets to me more than a lot of the other negativity. It just seems so mean-spirited.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

he’s the first player to have a sophmore slump

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but

does he have to have it NOW?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's had it since May (outside of August).

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he wants to be in a sophomore slump.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

chasm

but yeah Pablo’s been frustrated. I just got into the GDT a couple minutes ago, so I guess I missed all the hate from the others

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Pablo’s had me frustrated

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

iawtc

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

There we go. Game over.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahahahahahaha

suck it, McCann

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously that sounded like the kind of Kuip call where it’s way gone

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah I really thought that was gone, based on how Kuip was calling it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow really?

Haha love Mays Field.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you not have the tv on also? actually curious because sounded similar but quickly saw nate lining it up for the catch

by coolandtough on Oct 8, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m radio only tonight.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck these announcers. theyre so excited.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That made me very nervous.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Thought that was out

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL. That was GREAT. Burn on the announcers.

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you park!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for scaring me shitless.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

You can tell this is Stockton’s first time in Mays Field.

by Natto on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

suck it dick no HR here

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Man

Asshole calling the game who loves the Braves almost crapped his pants on that.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahaha

walk back to the dugout mother fucker

by Wreckonized on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

He got Telephone Park’d, way to pitch to the park RamRam

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

At least we still have our awesome defense in the field.

LOL ATT’d

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s the game in any other park in the USA

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Petco?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Safeco?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 8, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Get off his back.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would require getting ON his back, which is easier said than done…

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a team failure.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

now THIS

is our best defensive lineup

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Oct 8, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I live in NY and was in a bar today talking to a Yankees fan

First thing he said when I told him I’m a Giants Fan: “You guys have a beautiful park.”

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I damn near shit my pants there

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Franchez

Has a good glove.

1 more BELIEVE.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok I have been pretty tolerant for a long time

but these announcers need to calm the fuck down with every Braves hit. Totally unprofessional.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't TBS the official Braves station?

Or did they end that by switching to Shawshank?

by Murray, Present on Oct 8, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Wagner is saving young children!

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brave’s announcer: “Most Major league announcers think that one is a home run.”

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot's in?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

considering we’re heading into ATL, cmon Giants, gotta win this one.

now that pablo is out, my anger has subsided

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

RamRam’s magic act continues.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Okeydokey boys!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Baseball: Torture

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I never should’ve let the bar when we were up 4-0. I’m sorry. Truly

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

How long will it take you to get back?

I will pay your tab.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should have gone to the bar when we were up 4-0. Sorry.

I hate Bob Brenly.

by my1gorilla on Oct 8, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

naw, I blame my wife

she came in right before all that happened.

If only she’d stayed at her sister’s house 10 MORE MINUTES

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best Athlete on the Team

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY DEFENSE!

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Oct 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice snag, Huff. NOW SCORE A RUN!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Best athlete on the team says:

Have a seat, Brooks.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

RamRam

The anti-Sandoval

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

RamRam

should pitch the 11th… wait, what’s that? the Giants are gonna hit a walkoff? sounds good to me

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wagner vs Fontenot, Torres & Sanchez

…ok, we’re going 11.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I actually feel more confident in that

Than I did in the three guys coming up last inning.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually like this

These guys will be trying to get on rather than coming out of their shoes swinging for the fences

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant-Torres-Sanchez.

Set the table gentlemen.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

no way

wish it could be, but no

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s got 2 already this year… walk-off ground rule single

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

good d, now get the hits

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, breakin' out the rally cap!

And goin to the rally chair

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m thinking positive thoughts. Let’s do this right now.

by Duelling Brandos on Oct 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going to start adding

“In addition, Pablo Sandoval sucks” to every post I make.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

you’re gonna have to copy and paste that, cause you’re gonna be saying that a whole lot

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason I have this really weird sense of confidence that they can pull this off. This is not a normal feeling for a Giants game.

by apistat on Oct 8, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s good. For some reason, I’ve just got a really bad feeling about this one.

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a good feeling when they went up 4-0. That feeling dissipated.

by Murray, Present on Oct 8, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just one run guys! Just one. Little. Run!!!!!!!!!!!

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant ends the game on a walk-off

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

hits the McCovey statue

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky Lipper Time

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

quick ump update

plus-five Braves advantage on bad calls in the zone. not as terrible as I thought, but it affects the game

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

But

HUFF WAS OFF THE BAG!

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww

I like him.

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by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kenan is awesome.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria?

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay Giants, how about not striking out this inning?

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by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope the entire lineup doesn’t swing for the fences. Just manufacture a run. Singles are fine.

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 8, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would you burn Fontenot like that?

I HATE YOU PABLO!
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by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

wow.

Glaus at 3b. Rent should bunt here.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

For real!

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by rotorueter on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

He listened! And it worked!

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by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRILLIANT

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by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa. Actual baseball insight.

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by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck, why did we burn Fontenot? Just put Renteria in in the first place.

by thebighead on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

shouldn’t can make mistakes be on everyone’s scouting report?

by bruddah on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to waste a potential PHer bork

Glad fontenot got that one inning of work

by DFARowand on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

alright renteria

you homered off wagner to tie the game before. NOW HOMER TO WIN IT!

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

Why bring in fontenot?

I hate Bob Brenly.

by my1gorilla on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m surprised they went to their closer in a tie game

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Renteria. You’re used to postseason magic.

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by rotorueter on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

On the bench

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the game

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the bullet points for Wagner was “Can make mistakes.”

by Natto on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a deity.

How disappointing.

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by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

going for the downs

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by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Rent

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Hold on to your bats, Giants hitters.

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by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

eduhgar

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by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT!!!!!!!!!!!

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by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH.

Wagner won’t throw that same pitch.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea Rent!

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by timmeh on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

WATCH THIS BITCHES!!!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAHHHHH CRAFTY VET VROOM!

by thebighead on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

rent!

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by LincecumFTK on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckin Awesome!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT MONEY

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by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That was fucking brilliant.

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by rotorueter on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria! Bunt single madness!!!

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by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT!!!!

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by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Start Rent over Panda next game…

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT?!?!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria

I forgive you!

I HATE YOU PABLO!
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by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Canny Rent.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK?

FUCK THIS SPLITS BULLSHIT JUST CAUSE HE HIT THAT HR THAT ONE TIME.

I DON’T CARE IF HE REACHED BASE, THIS WAS A FUCKING DUMB USE OF A POSITION PLAYER.

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by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK!!!!

CLUTCH

HAS BEEN THERE BEFORE!!!

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by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT!!!!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Emperor Norton is pleased… in his own way.

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by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a great call.

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by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

my feeling about this inning just got a lot better.

by Kalk on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t pinch run — no one to play the infield

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

If he scores..

Does it justify the contract?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

The wetness of the grass had nothing to do with Glaus’s ability to make that play.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

totally

What the hell were they talking about?

by Duelling Brandos on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Productive?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUck what now!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Wagner’s hurt???

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

The Russian is cut!

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Russian is cut!

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GLAUS

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

YOURE KIDDING ME EDGAR!

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

SAFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunt Fiesta!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahaha this is going to be the saddest walk off bunt ever.

by apistat on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Franchez

Be the ball!

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Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon just one measly hit!

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

that changes my call, of course.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

TBS: WE KNOW DRAMA

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by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG BUNT ATTACK WOUNDS WAGNER

by thebighead on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

what did Torres miss the bag?

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by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

btw i haven't posted this in awhile

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't imagine why

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YES!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

certainly came at an opportune time, especially when they’ve already burned thru Venters, Kimbrel, Dunn and Moylan.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, you’re just celebrating after the fact.

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by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

Actually, that’s not good either.

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by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

lets hope his injury appears severe but heals completely…. in about 10 days.

by Kalk on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently he planned to retire after this season.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

well nvm then. he deserves one more appearance.

(in which the giants score 12 runs.)

by Kalk on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

would be too bad if that were his last pitch ever

by coolandtough on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. These announcers probably would have said something by now.

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a base hit needed, Sanchez.

by Wolvkil23 on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wagner is gone?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

He's hurt.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

wagner's hurt

oblique. announcers get one right, I think

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

That looks like a groin pull

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Gripping his side though. Oblique?

by thebighead on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

Billy Wagner fainted.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, rough way for Wagner to end his career (probably). Feel bad for the guy.

by thebighead on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that sucks.

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by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he's out after this season

Then man. On the “battlefield”.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t feel too bad for him. He’s no Abe Lincoln or anything…

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAGNER'S OUT!!!!!!

HAHAHAH OH GOD PLEASE LET US TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS

by sbrody on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift A

hey yall!

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by Giant Voodoo on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

YO!

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by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

bursted his giblet?

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If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Well,

That is one way to get Wagner out of the game. That is such a bummer. If that is how his career ends, that will fucking suck.

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by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, his Manny muscle…..

by Bar None on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet, bro

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s not.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classy

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks bad.

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by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I missed the whole thing, but I hope he’s all right.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looked like it came out of nowhere.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, Mole, let’s bloop this shit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s catch a break for once

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I hear what you're saying

But we caught a pretty big break in last night’s game.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no. I hope he is not hurt too bad... (tongue in cheek)

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by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, I’m back. Let’s win this shit.

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by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk

“Maybe the last pitch Wagner will ever throw”

Awesome

I hate Bob Brenly.

by my1gorilla on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Not awesome man, I don’t like seeing players hurt. Wagner is fucking baller, and it’s kind of sad to see his career possibly end like that.

by thebighead on Oct 8, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This

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by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

No.

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by Kestrel76 on Oct 8, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classy noobs around these parts

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see Burrell poked his Billy Wagner voodoo doll with pins in the clubhouse.

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Emperor Norton demands a bloop hit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Have not seen Emperor Norton before.

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by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

before today*

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa, seriously?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how recent it is but I don’t make it to too many game threads.

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by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally.

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by Giant Voodoo on Oct 8, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want a win badly

but you have to respect Wagner’s career

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

and we will

after we win this game.

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by Viliphied on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just don't try to fight him

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bloop hit please

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

What the hell

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this line.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

If the Giants win, and after that has happened. Hope he comes back for the next game.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ditto

I hope that isn’t his last pitch. Dude’s pretty amazing

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by Giant Voodoo on Oct 8, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding

Be a fan and don’t check your humanity at the door

by revdmv on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was an odd burst of tasteless up there.

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by iammclovin on Oct 8, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wreck'd.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m behind this guy.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bad for thinking that at first.

Though I did correct myself :/

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by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom Verducci has been in the Giants dugout all night, but I don’t think I’ve heard him talk about the Giants at all.

by Natto on Oct 8, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Who the fuck are the Giants?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably thinks he's actually in the Atlanta Dugout

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by Giant Voodoo on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make them throw strikes!

We don’t have to swing at every pitch

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

this, so very much, THIS

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call in to KNBR now, bunt lovers!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

They only have 1 pitcher left in their bullpen

I hate Bob Brenly.

by my1gorilla on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, 2 pitchers

Blame that mistake on Kruk

I hate Bob Brenly.

by my1gorilla on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay. Let’s go boys. Take the airfield.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

“The most saves of any active player not to have appeared in a world series.”

AKA The most saves of any active player not named Mariano Rivera or Trevor Hoffman.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Who would have thought that Billy Wagner was a true Superman of his time?

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

look at those little woodshop glasses!

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Wagner going to be sent to the glue factory

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

please take til the first strike

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

even dodger children?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick Stockton did not specify

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy needs to give Farnsworth a chance to throw some wild pitches

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY MOLE

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

AWWWW!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s beautiful!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOA FARNSWORTH'S SHRUNK

How’d he lose so much muscle mass?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Rocky theme song?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

A single please, Freddy

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Here we go.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 8, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Where do they get all these arms fuck. It's like playing the padres.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

The announcers inform me that . . .

anything can happen.

Not exactly true, but within their world, it is broadly true.

Billy Wagner might save the young children, but I think the Braves will lose this game.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 8, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FRED-DY FRED-DY FRED-DY FRED-DY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

No

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sell it Freddy

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Freddy’s take of that pitch.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He does that all the time on pitches inside.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He always does that, haha.

by thebighead on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

EEK A MOUSE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah no flyballs!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

DICK

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

OUCH

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Mother. Fucker.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF!!!!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

his hand!!!!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU FARNSWORTH

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Classic Farnsworth.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

EJECT HIM!!! RETALIATION!!!

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT’S WITH ALL THE PEOPLE GETTING HURT

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Farnsworth

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Still wouldn't fight him.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap crap crap

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE!

FARNSWORTH, YOU BASTARD! YOU WERE SO FUNNY IN THOSE DUG OUT CHATS! HOW COULD YOU?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

uh oh. do we have more infielders?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

...

Ishi?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FAAAAAAACK

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU FARNSWORTH

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

please be ok :o(

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

fuuuuuuuuuuck

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

Just plain fuck.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD THING WE BURNED FONTENOT

by thebighead on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

its a ploy

they only have 1 guy left

by Wreckonized on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s gotta be a broken finger. Shit.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck he’s gone.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeez

Did the injury bug get hungry and need to take some bites out of people?

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

better not be a broken finger. we need him

I hate Bob Brenly.

by my1gorilla on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus. This game.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This . . .

will cause some heated discussion.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like he’s in some serious pain.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants don't have any extra middle infielders.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria can go to short, Uribe goes to 2nd.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eli?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know.

Who’s on first.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who plays 3rd?

Huff with Ishi at 1st?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

fontenot?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 8, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burning Fontenot looks really fucking stupid now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

GRIT

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that looks bad. Please be OK, Freddy.

by thebighead on Oct 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STOMACH SEIZING UP

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff is DUE!!!!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON AUBREY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I go quiet for a minute until they get back up.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Thong Time

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

this game is ridiculous!

by reneved on Oct 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon Huff

single up the middle

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

END THIS GAME

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff’s due!!!

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff I swear to fucking christ

if you GIDP I’m disowning you.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 8, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s go Aubrey!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

what are the chanting?

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that pitch could have been in the water.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re so screwed if we don’t score here

by Natto on Oct 8, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 8, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please Aubrey

END THIS

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 8, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Wreck’d

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Half the guys at Talking Chop really think that Sanchez is faking it. Come fucking on.

by thebighead on Oct 8, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

What would be the benefit of that?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

why would he?

he was pretty clearly hit on the replay, why would he act more injured than he was?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 8, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's ludicrous

Considering they all know how hard Farnsworth throws. Getting hit on the knuckles like that would be vicious.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON HUFF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Farnsworth takes his sweet fucking time coming to the plate.

Huff needs to Derrek Lee him.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I would take a walk here too

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

DO IT

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 8, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn foul...

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I just peed my pants a little.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT LET US GET INTO THE NEXT INNING FORCING AUBREY HUFF TO PLAY THIRD BASE

by thebighead on Oct 8, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

uribe and renteria can play two out of those three positions. there are no other infielders besides 1B

by kingofthacove on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What plays 2nd.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

who at 2nd?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

please

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

is the delay 10 seconds? what the fuck television?

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 8, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Good take

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

please

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON AUBREY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Full count.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

hyperventilating!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON AUBREY MAKE IT COUNT

by geef on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Take the walk!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I need to go to the bathroom :o(

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ahhhh!

too quick, bathroom too far away!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fastball count

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

AuBBrey!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

TORTURE

jeebus.

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

I hate Bob Brenly.

by my1gorilla on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

/faints

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Giants

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT JOB HUFF

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Good take

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG COME ON POSEY

COME ON POSEY

COME ON POSEY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH BB

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY!!!! DO IT!!!!

by reneved on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Bases loaded for Buster.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Shades of the Mattingly game...

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP HUFF

Jesus is now up!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

TORTURE

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER ALL WE NEED IS A FLYBALL! DELIVER US O BUSTER

by thebighead on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD

BASES LOADED FOR BUSTER POSEY!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

SAVE US POSEY

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Aubrey Huff: OBP Machine.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

"When it comes down to it, we're just cheering for laundry." - Jerry Seinfeld

by humm baby on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh jeez

I thought that was strike three.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

You come at the king, you best not miss.

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright Alright Alright

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

just ... missed ... whoa.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Posey, begin your legacy NOW!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Godamnit torture.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS GO BUSTER!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER

HE’S NOT HAYJAYGAY

I hate Bob Brenly.

by my1gorilla on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

don't you mean Jay GayHay?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You two.

I’m gay. I’m gonna fuck you two up.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi there. So am I.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

what

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAVEUS.GDP

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

hit it hard into the outfield

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

PO-SEY! PO-SEY!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Sac Fly Please

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

make him walk in the winning run

by reneved on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR GODS SAKE DO NOT STRIKE OUT HERE

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

oh please please

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

CAN'T BREAV

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

TORTURE

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLD BREATH!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

posey in their heads. gonna induce the passed ball

by coolandtough on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster, on a cool evening in October of 1989

A legend was born, another legend can be born today.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

My heart is freaking out.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

My hands are shaking

Posey, dont’ fuck this up.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Eye!

That was a great at bat. Huff has not been hitting well and so did not try to force it. A little thing that could help us win

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON BUSTER

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG OMG OMG

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I am so nervous

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't take this

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture?

No. This ain’t torture.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Buster

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Just be smart.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON BUSTER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

WILD PITCH PLEASE

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

stomach tightening sides buzzing fingers and toes completely cold

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

We can win with a walk!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

you can’t squeeze with the bases loaded

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Infield not playing in…weak ground ball wins it

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

only swing at strikes, Buster.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I can live with a wild pitch to send in the winning run…

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

cmon Farnsworth choke on it

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PLEASE

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Hero Time!!!

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Aww

Shit Time : (

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LOW EXPECTATIONS

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING BREATHING HOW DOES IT WORK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK YOU’VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDIDNG ME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING GOD BUSTER

by thebighead on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

NO.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING SHIT

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING GOD

by reneved on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate my life...

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate it beyond imaginable...

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, hey.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I admire your choice of words.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so tired of GIDPs at this moment, I want the entire stadium to fall into the Bay so we can have a do-over tomorrow.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't even cuss.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

by Natto on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Suicide seems like the most attractive option right now

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

it's painless

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

it brings on many changes

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 8, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIFE IS NOT FAIR

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

No one said it was.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 8, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO DAMMIT DAMMIT ITS NOT FAIR

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I fucking know Mole would have gotten that hit.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS FUCKING STUPID

by reneved on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the announcer just came in his pants.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

no no no no that did not just happen what the fuck

by geef on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck fuck fuckity fuck

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my fucking god.

buster fucked us, completely

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

you are such an asshole

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

I hope it’s just your being in a bad mood, giant4life83.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unrec'd

Sorry ponry.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

no personal attacks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh darn, I’m agreeing with all the bad behavior today :(

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

paraphrasing "Ghostbusters"

the man is an asshole.

seriously, ragging on Posey, who, if he were not so good we would not be here?

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

honestly, he is irritating the shit out of me

but no personal attacks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, either everyone or no one.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina?

is that you?

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

of all the stupid bullshit

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

if I never see Lee fist-pump again after catching a bal it is his job to catch, it will be too soon

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

WELL WE ARE SUPERFUCKED NOW

by thebighead on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck. You.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This

Wreck’d

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they score before the Braves do, they deserve it.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a tease.

It’s up to Schierholtz now.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Shades of the July 4 game in Colorado

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants baseball 2010 — IT’S TORTURE!

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

On the bright side

The Braves only have one pitcher in the pen.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

on the down side.

aubrey’s gonna have to play third.

by bruddah on Oct 8, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's it.

I’m moving on to harder drugs.

by PaceCar on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ve got to lift one there Posey :(

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think Posey is a great situational hitter yet. If he hits it he hits it.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not try to work the AB a little more? They do this so often its amazing!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

What can you say after something like that?

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE DOUBLE PLAYS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

They've hurt us more than they've helped.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY DOES THIS TEAM ALWAYS CHOKE WITH A RUNNER ON THIRD AND ONE OUT

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

3rd time tonight, 7th time in the series. hasn’t gotten even one of those runners in.

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who plays at 2nd

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn't Mole still in?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The inability to get a runner in from third with less than two outs

Is becoming an epidemic.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude. You been here long? It’s endemic.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

its been that way… just overshadowed by all the HRs

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

"becoming"?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game

may actually make me need Cialis.

by Lipssan1 on Oct 8, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fitting

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT A FUCKING MONSTER OF A GAME!!!!!!!!!

The last month has just been maximum baseball………….

by Bar None on Oct 8, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS FUCKING RIDICULOUS

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the fuck did buster swing on a 1-1 pitch?

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

SO FUCKING STUPID TO USE FONTENOT FOR ONLY A HALF INNING

FUCKING PUT RENTERIA IN AT SHORT AND MOVE URIBE TO THIRD OR SOMETHING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

This

This, this, this, this, Bork, Bork, Bork

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was a little confused by that, too.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

assumption that you don’t use your closer on the road in a tie game, I guess.

by kingofthacove on Oct 8, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

the key is that catchers run slow

lord these announcers. I thought fluffing was a dead art.

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck these announcers.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I think these announcers need some kneepads

When they talk about the Braves.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy’s use of Fontenot was questionable with an extra inning game

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

This. I understand you rather would have Renteria vs. Wagner…but that means you just put Renteria in in the first place. Fuck.

by thebighead on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

alot of things bork has done tonight are questionable.

we don’t have a backup IF left

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The man punted Baxter!

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy still in the game, so I guess he’s OK.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

get them out now, we’ve got the bullpen edge

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Did anyone hear that?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

sounded like barney from the simpsons

by reneved on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I need a nap."-Kuiper

I need some heroin.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Urbandictionary "nap"

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

RENT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, Rent

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT MONEY

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play, Edgar.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright Ramon.

Get us to the bottom. Then offense find a way.

by maysian on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria, money

Pablo, debt.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Gar!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

God, whoever is working sound levels for the TBS broadcast tonight sucks hot nuts.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That whole company can suck my ass.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 8, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else listening to the mlb.tv radio/at-bat?

These highlights they’re uploading are irrelevant.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean, no Burrell home run but you’ve got Lee’s tough scoop? Really?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am, stopped bothering to check the highlights, it’s all crap. but I’m so enjoying NOT listening to TBS guys

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitcher's spot is due up?

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

we’re gonna win, because they are gonna run out of pitchers

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

We need to stop taking Burrell out of the game so early.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

“not that bad”? he’s been solid. see: Guillen, Jose.

by Bar None on Oct 8, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh for fucks sake

Is Troy Glaus really on deck?

by DFARowand on Oct 8, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Who do we still have?

Affeldt
Mota
?

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh,

Another runner on third with less than two outs, and the GIANTS CAN’T SCORE A FREAKING RUN!

by Wolvkil23 on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Rick Ankiel, are you kidding me?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Game Over

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

are you fucking serious.

by thebighead on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Ankiel? Really?

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK YOU.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

crud

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

NO FUCKING WAY

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

He is not a fucking scary hitter, Kruk, shut the fuck up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

The better team is going to win this game

If that the next-to-last guy in their pen gets the best player on the other team to GIDP and that truly makes the difference, then we are in trouble. We are at a crossroads.

by Hatuxka on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s really nice you’ve decided to post at this point in the game.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick Stockton

Definitely just came in his pants.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Loved that call…

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK??

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

HE GAVE UP A HOME RUN TO A PITCHER?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

lousy former pitcher

by Bar None on Oct 8, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even worse.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok. well. fuck this.

by reneved on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow a splash hit.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? RICK ANKIEL!?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

by JonDowd on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK

just great

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

RICK FUCKING ANKIEL??RICK FUCKING ANKIEL??RICK FUCKING ANKIEL??RICK FUCKING ANKIEL??RICK FUCKING ANKIEL??RICK FUCKING ANKIEL??RICK FUCKING ANKIEL??RICK FUCKING ANKIEL??RICK FUCKING ANKIEL??RICK FUCKING ANKIEL??RICK FUCKING ANKIEL??

by geef on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that happened.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate everything

I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down

by woomikee on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Slew of cuss words.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

The TBS announcers need to change their pants after that shot.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

We all knew this was coming from Ramon Ramirez.

by thebighead on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Ramirez

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

We had our chance to end it. That's playoff baseball right there.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

No. Just baseball.

Though Cox working the ump really helped his team.

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that was a tater pitch

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Also fuck all the people laughing at the Braves lineup outside of McCann Heyward and Infante

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

No one wants to jinx anything one way or another, but this Game 2 was all action for two innings and now it’s settled into a pattern that….well, let’s just say it bodes well for Giants fans.

I can’t see Matt Cain collapsing, and from what we’ve seen of the Braves’ offense, there’s just not a lot there so far.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 8, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate these inconvenient truths.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you fucking kidding me?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 8, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously?

Kyle Farnsworth and Rick Ankiel?

SERIOUSLY?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 8, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck the Cardinals.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course it would be Rick Ankiel. The latest in a long line of Clint Barmeses.

Why the fuck wasn’t Casilla pitching?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

This may be a tough lesson for the Giants about squandering golden opportunities.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

They have not learned yet.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

..and about using mediocre relievers.

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

We used our best. They didn’t get it done today, bar Lopez.

by Murray, Present on Oct 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramirez. Mediocre.

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

So many lessons, nothing learned.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed
This may be a tough lesson for the Giants about squandering golden opportunities. playing Sandoval.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Just wow.

Can you stop already.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

TBS announcers:

Slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp. Be sure to wipe your mouths, guys.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

anybody have scope?

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 8, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rick Ankiel hit .210/.324/.328 as a Brave this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I Repeat

Clint. Barmes.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasted opportunity

comes to bite us in the ass

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 8, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck what you are saying and all that you imply

Not a direct personal attack so you cant ban me

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNSURMOUNTABLE

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo has single handedly made this a 5 game series.

by millennial on Oct 8, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

knock this shit off.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop being stupid.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Along with everyone else who fucked up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW COULD THEY NOT SCORE A FUCKING RUN THERE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP like were known to do

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

BASES LOADED ONE OUT FOR FUCKING POSEY

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

You can’t blame one person for so much fail.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have put RAMRAM in, Bochy sucks

I hate Bochy for putting our best reliever in the game in the 8th

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually that’s kind of the right thing to do.

by thebighead on Oct 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am disappointed in you

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramon is the one who just served up the gopherball. Your argument is invalid.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have no chance

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is like the time when Eckstein

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK BOCHY

He has completely mismanaged this fucking game. He should take full blame for this travesty. Why can’t we EVER have a manager with half a fucking brain

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw, cmon

We couldn’t get the run in last inning with Posey up. Bochy’s fault?

by Duelling Brandos on Oct 8, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

giants4life1983's fault

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the only pitcher they have left: http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/marticr01.shtml

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

/three-pitch inning

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This will officially be the most heartbreaking game for me this season.

Matt Cain says fuck y’all! (bullpen/DPs)

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, on the plus side, the team does have a real record of losing games like this, then coming back and winning the next day…

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, sure.

Only won like 9 in a row with them in the first place.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

but the 5 people left watching in Atlanta want to see it!

by Bar None on Oct 8, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame that motherfucker who showed the graph earlier this game.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

There were like 10 ways Posey could have walked off with a win. Unfortunately, he didn’t choose any of them.

by Wolvkil23 on Oct 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ghost of Molina

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 8, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO many fucking opportunities to win it. This reminds me of... Felix rodriguez... 2002...

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

If I have to see the Braves dugout one more F*in time

I claim no responsibility for the rampage I will go on

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame the orange jersey's

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

an apostrophe is not necessary here.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

wow these TBS assholes are amazing

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 8, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Where were all you new usernames when we were leading?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

i was watching peacefully

by reneved on Oct 8, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

At mt Grandparent n laws house

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 8, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey TBS

I missed the HR. Can I see it again?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 8, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants had the bases loaded and one out with their best player at the plate. They have only themselves to blame for losing this.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Absolutely. It was gift wrapped to them on a platter.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Inexcusable to not score in that situation.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not only that but torres in the 7th with runner at 3rd.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 games in a row. gotta work on situational hitting.

by Bar None on Oct 8, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

only one way that inning ends there

and they get it.

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shades

Of Joe Buck calling Giants-Cardinals. Must. Swallow. Rage.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Bottom of the lineup

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DUE UP: SCHIERHOLTZ URIBE ISHIKAWA

WE ARE SUPERFUCKED

by thebighead on Oct 8, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Two words:

JAZZ HANDS!

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 8, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...

We lose because Romo and Wilson can’t hold it together in the 8th…and Buster Posey can’t deliver with the bases loaded and one out??

Just not our night.

by Rook Takes Pawn on Oct 8, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Every giants big man had a chance to deliver and they all failed except... Pat zee bat.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

still blame bochy for mishandling every decision in this game

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 8, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey

did rick ankiel hit a home run? I haven’t seen it yet

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 8, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

Schierholtz
Uribe
PH

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Schierholtz, Uribe, pitcher’s spot…

LOL I LIKE OUR CHANCES

by geef on Oct 8, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe could learnto not strike out or hit a home run

then again, i could just grab my vodka drink

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 8, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

new thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/10/8/1739982/open-last-chance-thread

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Optimism

The Braves are at the back-end of their bullpen.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll just throw this one out there:

Fuck Romo and Wilson for not getting the job done and setting up Bochy to mismanage the bullpen and overextend our starters for the remainder of the postseason.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

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