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Torture Thread 4

Come on, Brian.

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This is fucking awful

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Melky Cabrera and Alex Gonzalez? Seriously?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only out is a fucking bunt?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with you.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hate Alex Gonzalez.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

pablo makes that play, its 4-3 going into the bottom of the 8th..

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen this movie before.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol giants

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Barf.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain

Getting Cain’d

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

We're going to need

a bigger boat

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

What the fuck

1. Don’t talk about the NLCS like we’re already there
2. Don’t post the fucking WPA Graph
3. Don’t whine about the game not being torturous enough

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you expect from noobs?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

4. Don’t say “Relax, we’ve got a 3-run lead.”

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because that’s basically what everyone on the God damn team does.

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

and now you just stole a W from Cain too-go sit in the corner whoever you are-you’re in TIME OUT!!!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

panda killed zito

and now he wants to kill the millions of giants fan…………..

by Wreckonized on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

stupid Bork

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T GET PISSY WIFF ME

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

um, no

but I have a bridge for sale

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh No.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK NO!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck no

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

Not emphatic enough tho

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK NO FUCKERS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much better.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS maybe

But that’s all.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have seen his peripherals?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which matters if the players are close in statz.

But Romo’s are tons better.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you serious

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t argue with stats so I am probably wrong…but since he has come here…he has been great and I trust him more than Romo right now.

by Bochean on Oct 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo had a 0.00 ERA in September.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed
I can’t argue with stats so I am probably wrong

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey. Let’s not turn on each other like Padres fans.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. it’s fine. I can admit being wrong.

Just a stupid bias…I just feel more comfortable with someone who has gas late in the game….especially in the playoffs.

by Bochean on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

can I haz a do over on this inning?

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame the person who posted the chart.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Who pitches the 9th?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

wilson

now, who pitches the 10th?

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please RamRam.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depending on whose coming up…

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFU

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course Cain gets Cain’d, and we thought the playoffs were going to be any different,

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

guess I will put this here again.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Shield your eyes.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hugs/

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need JuggerNate heroics.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t care. This is on fucking Panda.

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson still threw an awful pitch to Gonzalez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

It was directly down the middle belt high, we are lucky it stayed in the yard.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullshit.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still trying to give him a break? Wow.

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn't an can of corn..

He probably should have made it but it wasn’t an easy play…

by calbearjd on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda is not a good fielder

It makes me think any stats that say he is are flawed

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY OPINION IS RIGHT AND ANYTHING THAT CONTRADICTS ME IS WRONG

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I've been watching baseball for 40 years

and I can spot the difference between a good fielder and a bad one.

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

bullpen just blew it

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

This is why we can't have nice things

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson is amped up, needs to calm down.

He is trying to throw harder at the expense of his control. Catching too much of the plate with his pitches.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

get out of the fucking inning

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

stfd

what the fuck ever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Whatever

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNS PLEASE DAMMIT

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh. Will we ever score against this bullpen?

by thebighead on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking bork fucking blew it

you DO NOT bring in wilson for a 6 out save like that. go to casilla

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah ramirez or casilla, but now he’s blown wilson.

wilson doesn’t do well when he doesn’t work with a clean slate. bork might as well hvae just showed them his cards

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

loading the bases was of his own doing, so that’s different.

whatever, i dont want to argue anything. forget i said anything, this game is bad enough on me

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

Bochy did not blow it…

by calbearjd on Oct 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid pitching decision. casilla or ramirez

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No...

you’re up 3 …you send out your closer to close the game

by calbearjd on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson has been the most solid reliever out of the pen. I don’t think it was a terrible decision.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay.

That could have been worse.

by Monkeyking42 on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s with this bullpen giving up runs bullshit?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Without even hearing.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

That pitch was nasty.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

TBS is playing happy music

Cause the braves tied it

I hate Bob Brenly.

by my1gorilla on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

nah, not as if their home field is named Turner or anything

by Bar None on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turner hasn’t owned the team or the broadcasting system for years

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, no legacy or anything

by Bar None on Oct 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

if there is one thing we've learned

huge media companies care about legacy…

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moar ads to sell

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop crying Diaz

That was more strike than any strike that has ever been thrown before.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm so disappointed.

the announcers sound so excited.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

wilson fucking blew it too

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, Bochy asked too much of Wilson, but I would have traded this inning for his 1-2-3 lights out non torturous All-Star inning

just sayin, why can’t we have nice things?

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what i think too. he asked too much of wilson and didnt put him in a position to succeed. wilson needs clean slate innings to work with

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s really not how you should use your best reliever.

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also- STFU Diaz

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing we didn't attempt the squeeze.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, the magnificent Giants offense, sans Burrell will now attempt to put another run or two on the board.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

IBN BATTUTA!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope we murderize them.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Positive thinking

Venters is out of the game

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

A team that doesn’t have Zito and Rowand on their payroll.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullpen hasn't pitched in 4 days. Rust anyone?

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

too bad we didnt get that fucking run in the bottom of the 7th with a runner at 3rd and 1 out

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff Posey Schierholtz lets see if they can save us

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Runs

RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS

by Your mother on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

/starts working on taxes

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Christina

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS HAS NEVER WORKED

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It worked against Arizona

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all fairness

Arizona is a shitty baseball team.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

but it’s a nice rack

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, too over the top (literally)

by Bar None on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It works for me…

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever it takes.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

slippery slope there

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No slope. Whatever it takes.

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty much there.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m doing my part.

by Monkeyking42 on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda is like that fucking coach's son that sucks but has to play no matter what.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Who cares about last year? Should go back to Rowand's good year?

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes because we have a clone of Andres Torres who is a really good defensive 3B and a power hitter.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh please.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thumbs down.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Pablo, too fat and slow, we need a defensive replacement for him in the late innings or he should just be benched.

by Wolvkil23 on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

And an offensive replacement in the early innings.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i missed it cause i wasn’t watching. what did pablo do?

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Typical

Charged a grounder. Bad throw

by DFARowand on Oct 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big error

Eventually scored the tying run.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i vote for bench.

fat, slow, can’t hit, can’t field.

by bruddah on Oct 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS>

never thought i would ever say that.

by bruddah on Oct 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Sandoval.

by Unitard on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

They need to patient against this guy, he strikes out people a lot but he also walks people a lot too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Perfect!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats good because huff and posey are both pretty patient hitters

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUN

PLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUNPLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUNPLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUNPLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUNPLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUNPLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUNPLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUN

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

How are Posey's ribs?

Do they have any dingerz in them?

by Your mother on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

EMPEROR NORTON WILL NOT APPROVE OF A LOSS.

SCORE RUNS, GIANTS.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

work the count

don’t try to get the lead on one swing, guys.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

it is not cute anymore

panda needs to start hitting and start warming the benches

by Wreckonized on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

If he could do both that would be amazing.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going…

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

take walks!

the only real weakness in this ’pen

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

they better not screw Cain over again!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got home from work.

Perhaps the better plan would have been to stay there.

I brought ice cream home, though, so at least I have that going for me.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god trying to hit HRs…

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

They always get in this mode in the late innings of tied games. Ugh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Thong

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how the Braves have been losing all game

Yet they’re the ones trying to “Finish the job.”

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

The whole night it’s been “the Braves are down” not “the Giants are up.”

by Natto on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuckdammit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

The thong made no promises about the playoffs

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

He did say 20-10 to finish the season. The thong has lost its magic.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs more thong

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff looks absolutely fucking lost at the plate.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t believe Huff took that.

by Unitard on Oct 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

this is infuriating

I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down

by woomikee on Oct 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

This is REAL Giants baseball

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck, fuckety, fuck, fuck,, fuck.

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FUDGE

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

lowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down

by woomikee on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckin' Ump

That’s not a strike.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

How can you take that Aubrey?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Save us Buster

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

It would be nice if the guy who drove in 3 runs was batting after Buster.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

This guy is like matt mantei.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

oh gosh thanks for that bad memory

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster, do it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

God, fucking dammitt

I’m so pissed at myself for not buying a bottle of vodka for tonight right now…

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT UP ABOUT THE RUNZ AND THE ERRAH AND THE DAMN BRAVES BLAHHHH

by reneved on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE THEM

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, Buster.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo and WIlson failed us today.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Sad day indeed so far.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

will they be forced to shave now you think? failbeard

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The beards look a little silly when they are stinking up the joint

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take pitches against this guy

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1

Fastball count

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

coming in Buster get it

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe they’ll have to pull this guy because he’s thrown too many pitches…

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Buster wanted to take that pitch

Out badly.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Buster

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamn it, I stay awake for the torture.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone asked where it was, and foolishly tempted the baseball gods.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was not I.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cassiopeia'd

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brenly is so full of shit it's amazing

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

look for a curve here

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

He's sitting breaking ball

Was late on the last two fastballs.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

k’d on te slider yesterday

by coolandtough on Oct 8, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

goddamnit. I go and take a shower, come back and theyve blown the lead

by JonDowd on Oct 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

You should no longer be hygienic.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET OFF MY TV SCREEN VERDUCCI

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

If Buster hits a homerun right now...

I’m going to have to go to my closet for my “Cleaning” sock.

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

cumsock ftw

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not what we call it here, you crude devil.

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck me, I jinxed it. I SUCK

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey TBS

It’s 3-2 with one out in the 8th inning.. I dont give a shit about Alex Gonzalez relationship with Cox

by DFARowand on Oct 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster wants it bad.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster is battling.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Hang in there Buster.

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 8, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, great, i forgot Burrell was out of the game

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

JuggerNate does it late.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take the walk!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

NO

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the 8th inning. I would rather have the lead going into the 9th

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 pitch AB

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Holey Posey!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Busta! Boomtime! C'mon!

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Hindsight is 20/20

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

torture torture torture

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

um…shaddup?

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

2

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

U

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

what?! wasn’t I supposed to tell em to be quiet? :o( /goes and sits in corner

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't replying to you.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/excuses self, exits out side door :o)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

GiantsTorture asked for torture when we were up several runs.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody is pleased about torture mentions anymore.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I got some weird literature on Giants Torture today

Turned out to be a Jews for Jesus pamphlet taking B-Weezy’s name and image in vain.

I BLAME JEWS FOR JESUS!

by Murray, Present on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jews for Jesus confuse me

aren’t they, you know, Christians?

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, they’re Jews.

For Jesus.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried to be nice about it, before someone would come along and beat you up for it, sorry I wasn’t successful!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

these TBS assholes just realized its an 11 pitch ab

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 8, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't take this

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously misjudged that foul coming off the bat.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, the TV and gameday audio are perfectly synched for me. I wish I’d noticed earlier.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Best post of the night

Thank you, I owe you a beer

I hate Bob Brenly.

by my1gorilla on Oct 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sync’d up KNBR and the tube. It’s sweet.

by Bar None on Oct 8, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddammit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Buster

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FAAAAACK

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

C'MAAAAANN

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come'on Machine

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

UGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Offense has closed up shop for the night

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

this sadly. Im not sure i can watch this game.

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure you won’t reconsider? Please watch it! We’re counting on you!

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Pain

But a model at bat for the hackers.

"When it comes down to it, we're just cheering for laundry." - Jerry Seinfeld

by humm baby on Oct 8, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

…be a fool with your life…

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

whats with all the fucking strikeouts?

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

On the plus side

Braves ’pen is going to be pretty shot in ATL.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

cause bullpens get shot from a 3 day off, 2 day on, day off schedule.

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL REACHING

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brenly should be the one they keep calling “Dick…”

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Best defense

Doesn’t include Sandoval

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

We’ll probably be seeing Fontenot in Atlanta.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can hope

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I greeted him because we live in the same state, and I don’t see him very often around MCC.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever. You and your God complex.

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed trash talking Braves fans today. Thank God I don’t have to go to the office tomorrow.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The orange jersey's are bad luck

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

magic has been washed off (didn’t work last week either) shoulda used all-temper Cheer

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So fucking depressing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Why?

Why does torture have to t continue?

by Angry Dwarf on Oct 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

im starting to strongly dislike the braves and their fans.

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depressing

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

cuss words

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 8, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

AWOEGIHWALKENG

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

We haven't blown a 4-1 lead since the Bonds era. And we choose the playoffs to do it again.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Really? In 7 years?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That particular score line is really arbitrary.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I told you guys these orange jerseys were hexed

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

This

They are fucking ugly and cursed.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

In fact, we’ll never win another game in them.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants love to make everything interesting...

thank god we have off-day after this. Casilla coming in?

by waffles on Oct 8, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

why?

Wilson was okay.

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need a 1-2-3 badly

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

This

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that runner at 3rd in the 7th with 1 out haunts us yet again….

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

As does 2 unearned runs.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio Romo has an INF era right now

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

It's spelled "Bond's Error"

At least according to Stockton.

I hate Bob Brenly.

by my1gorilla on Oct 8, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

ERRA

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Somebody did that, and immediately the Braves tied it.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So another shower will fix it!

I am a magician

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

when was the last time panda did something good?

last thing i remember, his throwing error messed up zito pretty bad as well

by Wreckonized on Oct 8, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Splash hit?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

something like this

by Bar None on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you remember last year? That should be good enough for us.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just dropping by to say

Dammit, I am so fucking mad right now and I don’t know who to be mad at.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Besides Bochy. That’s a given.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Guillen.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo?

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

romo

/hides

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s ok, you can be mad at me, I can take it :o)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The energy has been sucked out of me.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i feel like this game is already over

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deep breaths

It will be okay

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo's inability to record an out

Was pretty frustrating.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo was frustrating
Pablo was frustrating
Wilson was frustrating

and as usual, the fact that the Giants blew some scoring chances is frustrating.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much this.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why didn’t they try a squeeze there?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need to switch Huff and Sandoval. Make Huff play third and put Pablo at first or just bench Pablo and play Ishikawa.

by Wolvkil23 on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhhh yeah, that’s not going to help the problem.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may be ok with this threat, but no way is Huff the solution.

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't mean to be a downer, but do you realize this may be our last home game if we lose?

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

DOWNER

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTFO

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re being a downer

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

And yes, you’re a downer.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU IN YOUR FUCK FACE

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT THE FUCK UP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Disclaimer

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit Killiblue, stop that

by Bar None on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

FU

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him, Bearded One.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

cmon Brian finish him

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

And Greg Maddux/Tom Glavine aren’t gonna be pitching any of the upcoming games…

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

McGriff FTW!

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD INFANTE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Thanks for chasing that, Infante.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOOO

That’s the worst Infante has looked all series.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That would’ve been really nice for the first out of the last inning.

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH, MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Want to read stupid comments?

http://bats.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/10/08/keeping-score-was-lincecums-gem-more-brilliant-than-halladays/

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

no, not at the moment.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not now, I’m in a really bad mood.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok then

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s also a game on, and an extremely fast-paced thread that I have been struggling to keep up in.

It’s just not feasible.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said ok then

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unusual request for this situation.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna post it earlier, I forgot until now.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

That chase was almost as bad as Pablo

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

jason hey-overrated

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

2 more, just like that please

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

there’s pod people inside

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

he seems to have settled down… kinda late though

hopefully the offense gets him a W

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is the work wilson does with clean slate innings.

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson just twittered this, it will all be okay

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Zito.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

horrifying…just horrifying gingerbread on gingerbread action is just wrong on so many levels

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Zeets.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, Lee, Kuip, not McCann.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL U MAKE FUNY JOKE

by geef on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

now I’m sad :(

by geef on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

god I hope so

more likely he grounds into a double play on the first pitch after uribe singles

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly...this.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

but he’ll try to and won’t see a strike.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

but will still swing three times

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats the only way he’ll be forgiven

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i say four pitches.

all way outside…swinging at three of them.

by bruddah on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s more likely to hit into an inning ending double play with the winning run on third.

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

if there is a god

panda will do something good next inning

by Wreckonized on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Great, you just invoked Loki

BE MORE SPECIFIC

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

POSEY'S BETTER

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't encourage

The use of that nickname.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

its okay

jazz hands walkoff, and sandoval never gets a chance to flail miserably

by Weltall on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's due

to blowup

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

See Pablo that’s how you throw the ball to first base, k?

by skilletboy on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Lee bats way too often

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

well, Wagner is a lefty, so Sandoval CANNOT bat in the 9th.

who else do they have in their pen?

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I am not sure they put Wagner in

If they are playing for extra innings.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Their pen will be pretty thin if it goes extra

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's go Wilson!

Get this guy who is not as good as Posey out of here!

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Brian

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

on the bright side, we still have ramirez and casilla

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

and that was strike three

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Call strikes, [umpire].

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Lee scares me.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Mental assasin, Finish Him

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU, LEE

YOU’RE ABOUT TO BE FINISHED!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Lee calling TO

After standing in the box for 5 seconds. Bush league.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

TORTURE

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

stop saying that!!!!! (6-fingered man)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

that, my (ahhh Dodger!!!) friend, was an epic response! well done! :oD

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

precisely! if I had my way, all PB references would be auto rec’d :oD

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

in fairness, it is on the ump. it should be over

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This is how it starts…2 outs and then we start fucking around

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

MACHINE ON LINE ONE. NEEDS TO TALK TO YOU. URGENT. PLEASE GET OUT OF THIS INNING.

by reneved on Oct 8, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

thank god that was foul

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally crap

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY HEART ! IT BREAKS!

by reneved on Oct 8, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh thank (insert deity of your choice)

That was foul.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Oprah

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate catches that if it's fair.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I really wanted to trade for that guy.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought it was in at first

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

YOURE HERE
THERES NOTHING I FEAR

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

AND I KNOW THAT THE TORTURE WILL GO ON

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

GOT 'EM

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Good. NOW WALK OFF HR.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you Brian!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD LEE YOU OLD MOTHERFUCKER

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!

Now let’s walk off this bitch!!!

I hate Bob Brenly.

by my1gorilla on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

thank god.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Wilson can’t get their shitty hitters out, but the good ones? No problem

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants Way™

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really think he was too amped up in the first inning.

Was not pitching like his normal self.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

NOW SCORE A FREAKING RUN, GIANTS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

S
T
F
D

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Har Har

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree. pablo from the right side=fail.

pablo in general circumstances=fail

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEEEEES

Feast upon his FLESH

I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down

by woomikee on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

too little, too late Brian

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck that

If Sandoval doesn’t screw the pooch the Giants are still up.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean if sandoval doesn’t screw the pooch we just won

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

This is what I mean.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is more to it then that.

It’s just like the whole Giants run last night.

If Romo does not give up those hits, we are still up
If Wilson does not throw a pitch right down the middle to Gonzales we are still up.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants score a run with a runner on 3rd and 1 out, we win.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

if your uncle had boobs

he might have a lot of craigslist posts

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

now we need a pair of really, really, really jazzy hands

by reneved on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for the 1-2-3 Brian...

but really could have used you last inning

by calbearjd on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to go home.

Only, I’m already there. Is there no sanctuary anymore?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I go to my bathroom for that.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I lock myself in the bathroom, that’s an admission of defeat. I’ll just crawl under this desk.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m shaking. Hold me.

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not lock yourself in there.

Just for meditation and relaxation.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/faints

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

How soon can you start drawing social security?

I don’t think I’m going to have too many years left after this.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

End the torture NOW

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Fear the Beard!

That inning felt like make up sex.

"When it comes down to it, we're just cheering for laundry." - Jerry Seinfeld

by humm baby on Oct 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring back Burrell

with a fake beard and sunglasses

by Your mother on Oct 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Put a pillow in his stomach and one in the back of his pants and try to get him to pinch hit for Pablo…

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

EES BOBULAY NIGH

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH. RALLY TIME.

i stand by my assertation that ram-ram should have relieved romo, but if pablo doesn’t make the error, it’s a moot point

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ERRAH

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH BRIAN

STFD LEE

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Funkybuttlovinmutherfuckerya!

Walkofftimebitches!

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

fu

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two blown saves.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're right, forgot about the one in august

that makes me feel better about our chances

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT FOR JACK

DO IT FOR JACK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. I needed a wry smile.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

On our second replay of titanic

they just combed a guys beard for fleas boarding the ship. He looked like brian wilson

I hate Bob Brenly.

by my1gorilla on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

OUR SECOND REPLAY!?!?!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You really do not like Sandoval.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Giants, and he is not helping them

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just believe.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET'S DO THE DAMN THING G-MEN!

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

THE HEART OF THE OCEAN!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria time

He’s got ownage. (Hey I don’t believe in it either, but just play along)

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Great timing and humor, Urbs
MUrbanCSN
Wilson just went with the junk-grab after striking out Omar Infante in the ninth. Homage to Zito? Hahaha. #sfgiants

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I actually LOL’d.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

WALKOFF BALTIMORE CHOP

/stern look

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 8, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just one pitch please

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad thinking

I don’t want everyone swinging for a homerun

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone notice a recurring theme with pablo? pressure=fail

the 10 run comeback, throwing error. playoff game, throwing error

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

ok we get the picture

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm… I’m kinda with you, but the recurring theme I’ve been noticing has been a bit simpler:

FAIL

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dougie Mac sez

SCORE A GODDAMN RUN.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I SHALL RETURN

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, it’s funny that with your nickname that you would post Douglas Mac.

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I want us to win just because it would be harder for the Braves’ announcers…

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I quite honestly want them all to lose their voices permanently. Maybe Brenly can get his back in a few years.

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This will be a quick inning

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

take a fucking pitch

by reneved on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Wilson

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah Brian. Fuck that towel.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

No Wagner yet.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the one

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

/sigh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe doesn’t have a chance here

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

oh hell, Uribe.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That was ugly.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf was that, Uribe

by Kalk on Oct 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’
He just hacks, wacks, choppin’ that meat

by Bochean on Oct 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe swinging at everything

Trying to put one out.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Why?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Redeem yourself fatass.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

That's not how you redeem yourself.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Fucking Christ Sandoval.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

lets go panda.

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

What?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

why must it always be swing for the MFin' fences?

can’t we just string hits together like other teams??? GAAHHH!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

This is going to be ugly.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Now if he would take every pitch, he'd be on first after 5 pitches

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

You are so fucking terrible Panda

I can’t fucking take how fucking bad you are. Fuck you . I’m done

by DFARowand on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Gallo del Cielo . . .

rends his thong in order to demonstrate his sincerity.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would you ever throw Pablo a pitch that wasn’t in the dirt?

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I think they like to make it more challenging

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Would be good to pinch hit with now.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please play Fontenot on Sunday.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

great. really fucking great

by reneved on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Useless. You're useless.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Pands....is dead to me.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck pablo. he blew the fucking game, and for all we know, the fucking playoff hopes of an entire city

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rends Panda hoodie/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 8, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’
He just hacks, wacks, choppin’ that meat

by Bochean on Oct 8, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

If he had more speed he might have been a bit less obviously out.

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure, let’s get the Braves back on offense as quickly as possible.

by Natto on Oct 8, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON NOT GUILLEN!

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

cody ross please do something amazing

by reneved on Oct 8, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK OFF UMP

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

he had it last year...

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM SICK OF THESE FUCKING ANNOUNCERS STROKING THE BRAVES

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

they are based in Colorado

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

They just want a good game and a 5 game series

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol. Oh, that’s JUST what they want, lol.

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, wtf ump

the balls and strikes have really, really favored the Braves

fucking Cox and his Jedi fucking mind tricks

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

He heard you

And gave one back.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF Brenly?

JT Snow had a few gold gloves at 1st too! 3 gold gloves for Lee, best ever, pfft…

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

six!

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

just hit mute like I did, you’ll be less angry, but just a little

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

phew!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

z

ooh

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm not happy.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

God make Kimbrel go away.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

what was that graffic on walk-off wins?

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

If by “inspiration” you mean “depressing,” then yes.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I apologize for the bad parallel structure.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuss Words.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugly ugly ugly

Half an inning.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Not happy

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

uh-ph

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus fucking Christ.

by thebighead on Oct 8, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously

it’s fucking dangerous. hold on to your bat.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t get on him too hard, he’s not been the problem these 2 games

by Bar None on Oct 8, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sums up these last few innings.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Puke

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

When did the Padres move to Atlanta?

by geef on Oct 8, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

lol u :oD

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Braves pitcher has alot of K’s and OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I fucking hate these announcers.

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

toadfuckery

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Bat goes flying after striking out swinging at a pitch in the dirt.

Yeah that sums up everything right now.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

not on the roster! OH NO

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope thread 5 has runs in it.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Predictable

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

RamRam up.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate everyone. Minus letter, maybe some others.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sends fracon muffin basket in peace offering

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're ok too...probably.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks! I think you’re sorta alright too! enjoy your muffiins! :oD

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

and a hearty fuck off to you, too.

by Bar None on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually like you.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

casilla or mota?

by dhp318 on Oct 8, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Ramirez.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

13 K’s for the Braves staff. Almost Lincecum-like.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Hate is a strong word, but

I really, really, really don’t like you (Sandoval).

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

The number thirteen is lame.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

new thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/10/8/1739947/open-disgust-thread

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

More Ninja

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

We have used up lopez, romo and wilson. We are fucked.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

RamRam too.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have used casilla but thats just me.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT GUILLEN!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

the tally

5 Giants strikes called balls
1 Braves
4 Giants balls called strikes
3 Braves

Not quite as bad as it felt, but still a plus-2-to-minus-1 Braves advantage

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

oops, miscount

3 Giants balls-called strikes, 4 Braves.

+3 Braves, -2 Giants.

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Shit!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

i was really calm yesterday. felt wrong

by reneved on Oct 8, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OWNAGE

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“if the giants happen to get on base”…

by reneved on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

That was really well executed.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Hope?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

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