Torture Thread 4
Come on, Brian.
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This is fucking awful
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Melky Cabrera and Alex Gonzalez? Seriously?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I really hate Alex Gonzalez.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
This. Pablo is pretty much useless at this point.
by skilletboy on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I’ve seen this movie before.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
horrible pitch
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
just right down the pipe
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
We're going to need
a bigger boat
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Whoever wanted Torture:
Please go sit the fuck down.
Seriously
What the fuck
1. Don’t talk about the NLCS like we’re already there
2. Don’t post the fucking WPA Graph
3. Don’t whine about the game not being torturous enough
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
4. Don’t say “Relax, we’ve got a 3-run lead.”
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
stupid Bork
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
DON'T GET PISSY WIFF ME
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
FUCK NO!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
fuck no
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
IAWTC
Not emphatic enough tho
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
FUCK NO FUCKERS
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Much better.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
SSS maybe
But that’s all.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Have seen his peripherals?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Which matters if the players are close in statz.
But Romo’s are tons better.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
are you serious
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I can’t argue with stats so I am probably wrong…but since he has come here…he has been great and I trust him more than Romo right now.
Fixed
I can’t argue with stats so I amprobablywrong
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I blame the person who posted the chart.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
THERE'S A BALL ON THE FIELD
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Who pitches the 9th?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Please RamRam.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Fuck
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
guess I will put this here again.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Shield your eyes.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
We need JuggerNate heroics.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Wilson still threw an awful pitch to Gonzalez
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This.
It was directly down the middle belt high, we are lucky it stayed in the yard.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Panda is not a good fielder
It makes me think any stats that say he is are flawed
MY OPINION IS RIGHT AND ANYTHING THAT CONTRADICTS ME IS WRONG
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I've been watching baseball for 40 years
and I can spot the difference between a good fielder and a bad one.
This is why we can't have nice things
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
ugh
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
Wilson is amped up, needs to calm down.
He is trying to throw harder at the expense of his control. Catching too much of the plate with his pitches.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
stfd
what the fuck ever
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD Whatever
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
RUNS PLEASE DAMMIT
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
yeah ramirez or casilla, but now he’s blown wilson.
wilson doesn’t do well when he doesn’t work with a clean slate. bork might as well hvae just showed them his cards
STFD!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
What’s with this bullpen giving up runs bullshit?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
This
Without even hearing.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
FUCK THAT INNING
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
That pitch was nasty.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Turner hasn’t owned the team or the broadcasting system for years
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
if there is one thing we've learned
huge media companies care about legacy…
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Stop crying Diaz
That was more strike than any strike that has ever been thrown before.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
i'm so disappointed.
the announcers sound so excited.
"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff
I'm sorry that he didn't calm down his nerves
for a fucking 6 out save.
yeah, Bochy asked too much of Wilson, but I would have traded this inning for his 1-2-3 lights out non torturous All-Star inning
just sayin, why can’t we have nice things?
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Also- STFU Diaz
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Good thing we didn't attempt the squeeze.
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
So, the magnificent Giants offense, sans Burrell will now attempt to put another run or two on the board.
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
RALLY

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Hope we murderize them.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Positive thinking
Venters is out of the game
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
The Red Sox
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
A team that doesn’t have Zito and Rowand on their payroll.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Bullpen hasn't pitched in 4 days. Rust anyone?
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
Runs
RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS
Rally Christina

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
THIS HAS NEVER WORKED
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It worked against Arizona
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
In all fairness
Arizona is a shitty baseball team.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THIS
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
but it’s a nice rack
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Panda is like that fucking coach's son that sucks but has to play no matter what.
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
Who cares about last year? Should go back to Rowand's good year?
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
If it was last year we'd be watching the Dodgers right now
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes because we have a clone of Andres Torres who is a really good defensive 3B and a power hitter.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Oh please.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Thumbs down.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Stupid Pablo, too fat and slow, we need a defensive replacement for him in the late innings or he should just be benched.
And an offensive replacement in the early innings.
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Big error
Eventually scored the tying run.
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
i vote for bench.
fat, slow, can’t hit, can’t field.
They need to patient against this guy, he strikes out people a lot but he also walks people a lot too.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Perfect!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Chewbacca on a Giant Squirell FIghting Nazis

by DFARowand on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
PLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUN
PLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUNPLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUNPLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUNPLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUNPLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUNPLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUNPLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUN PLEASE SCORE A RUN
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
FIRE BOCHY IMMEDIATELY!!!
How are Posey's ribs?
Do they have any dingerz in them?
work the count
don’t try to get the lead on one swing, guys.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
If he could do both that would be amazing.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The suspense is killing me. I hope it lasts.

by haemaker on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
they better not screw Cain over again!
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
Just got home from work.
Perhaps the better plan would have been to stay there.
I brought ice cream home, though, so at least I have that going for me.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
Oh god trying to hit HRs…
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Rally Thong
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
I like how the Braves have been losing all game
Yet they’re the ones trying to “Finish the job.”
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
GOD DAMMIT
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
The thong made no promises about the playoffs
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Huff looks absolutely fucking lost at the plate.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
dude
that was right there
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
this is infuriating
I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down
This is REAL Giants baseball
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
FUDGE
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
go Buster
save us
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
lowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down
Fuckin' Ump
That’s not a strike.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Save us Buster
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
It would be nice if the guy who drove in 3 runs was batting after Buster.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
This guy is like matt mantei.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
Buster, do it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
God, fucking dammitt
I’m so pissed at myself for not buying a bottle of vodka for tonight right now…
I HATE THEM
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Romo and WIlson failed us today.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
yup
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Sad day indeed so far.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
will they be forced to shave now you think? failbeard
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
The beards look a little silly when they are stinking up the joint
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Take pitches against this guy
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
3-1
Fastball count
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
Oh Buster wanted to take that pitch
Out badly.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
Come on Buster
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Goddamn it, I stay awake for the torture.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Someone asked where it was, and foolishly tempted the baseball gods.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
It was not I.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Brenly is so full of shit it's amazing
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
look for a curve here
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
He's sitting breaking ball
Was late on the last two fastballs.
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You should no longer be hygienic.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
GET OFF MY TV SCREEN VERDUCCI
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
If Buster hits a homerun right now...
I’m going to have to go to my closet for my “Cleaning” sock.
can one of these just stop being foul and drop in the bay? PLEASE PLEASE?
FIRE BOCHY IMMEDIATELY!!!
Hey TBS
It’s 3-2 with one out in the 8th inning.. I dont give a shit about Alex Gonzalez relationship with Cox
Buster wants it bad.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Buster is battling.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
JuggerNate does it late.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
It's the 8th inning. I would rather have the lead going into the 9th
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Holey Posey!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Busta! Boomtime! C'mon!
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
Fuck
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
2
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
The
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
U
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
what?! wasn’t I supposed to tell em to be quiet? :o( /goes and sits in corner
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Wasn't replying to you.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
GiantsTorture asked for torture when we were up several runs.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Nobody is pleased about torture mentions anymore.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
You know, I got some weird literature on Giants Torture today
Turned out to be a Jews for Jesus pamphlet taking B-Weezy’s name and image in vain.
I BLAME JEWS FOR JESUS!
by Murray, Present on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Jews for Jesus confuse me
aren’t they, you know, Christians?
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
please buster.... please jack one out of here
Giants baseball, torture!
I can't take this
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Seriously misjudged that foul coming off the bat.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Wow, the TV and gameday audio are perfectly synched for me. I wish I’d noticed earlier.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
FUCK
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
SHIT
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
fuck
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit Buster
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
FAAAAACK
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
C'MAAAAANN
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
Come'on Machine
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
Offense has closed up shop for the night
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
holy hannah these are the worst announcers since time began
..or at least since I heard Jon Miller. Same difference.
Pain
But a model at bat for the hackers.
"When it comes down to it, we're just cheering for laundry." - Jerry Seinfeld
…be a fool with your life…
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
whats with all the fucking strikeouts?
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
On the plus side
Braves ’pen is going to be pretty shot in ATL.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
we still have to get through the 9th for that theory to work
FIRE BOCHY IMMEDIATELY!!!
yeah
cause bullpens get shot from a 3 day off, 2 day on, day off schedule.
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
LOL REACHING
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
Best defense
Doesn’t include Sandoval
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
We’ll probably be seeing Fontenot in Atlanta.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
We can hope
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The orange jersey's are bad luck
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Uribe with the 9th inning walk-off?
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
Yes
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
UGH
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
fuck
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
THIS
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
SHIT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Depressing
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
AWOEGIHWALKENG
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
We haven't blown a 4-1 lead since the Bonds era. And we choose the playoffs to do it again.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
That particular score line is really arbitrary.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
This
They are fucking ugly and cursed.
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
In fact, we’ll never win another game in them.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Giants love to make everything interesting...
thank god we have off-day after this. Casilla coming in?
Need a 1-2-3 badly
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
As does 2 unearned runs.
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Somebody did that, and immediately the Braves tied it.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
when was the last time panda did something good?
last thing i remember, his throwing error messed up zito pretty bad as well
Splash hit?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't you remember last year? That should be good enough for us.
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Just dropping by to say
Dammit, I am so fucking mad right now and I don’t know who to be mad at.
They could be Giants...but not really.
Pablo?
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
/trying very hard to stay positive
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
The energy has been sucked out of me.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
i feel like this game is already over
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Deep breaths
It will be okay
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Romo's inability to record an out
Was pretty frustrating.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
Romo was frustrating
Pablo was frustrating
Wilson was frustrating
and as usual, the fact that the Giants blew some scoring chances is frustrating.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Pretty much this.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
We need to switch Huff and Sandoval. Make Huff play third and put Pablo at first or just bench Pablo and play Ishikawa.
tell that fatass unless he loses 30 pounds..
he can ride the bench next year.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
I don't mean to be a downer, but do you realize this may be our last home game if we lose?
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
you’re being a downer
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU IN YOUR FUCK FACE
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Disclaimer
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Finish Him, Bearded One.
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
McGriff FTW!
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
STFD INFANTE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
Thanks for chasing that, Infante.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
stfd
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
WHOOO
That’s the worst Infante has looked all series.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
Want to read stupid comments?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
no, not at the moment.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Not now, I’m in a really bad mood.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
ok then
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
There’s also a game on, and an extremely fast-paced thread that I have been struggling to keep up in.
It’s just not feasible.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
I said ok then
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Unusual request for this situation.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I was gonna post it earlier, I forgot until now.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
STFD
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
LOL
That chase was almost as bad as Pablo
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
STFD
2 more, just like that please
Giants baseball, torture!
in the bullpen
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
he seems to have settled down… kinda late though
hopefully the offense gets him a W
Giants baseball, torture!
Brian Wilson just twittered this, it will all be okay

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
Oh, Zito.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else think Panda goes yard to win it in the bottom of the 9th?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
god I hope so
more likely he grounds into a double play on the first pitch after uribe singles
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
no
but he’ll try to and won’t see a strike.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
i say four pitches.
all way outside…swinging at three of them.
POSEY'S BETTER
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
Don't encourage
The use of that nickname.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
its okay
jazz hands walkoff, and sandoval never gets a chance to flail miserably
He's due
to blowup
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
See Pablo that’s how you throw the ball to first base, k?
by skilletboy on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Lee bats way too often
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
Edgar?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not sure they put Wagner in
If they are playing for extra innings.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow
Their pen will be pretty thin if it goes extra
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Let's go Wilson!
Get this guy who is not as good as Posey out of here!
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!!!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Mental assasin, Finish Him
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
FUCK YOU, LEE
YOU’RE ABOUT TO BE FINISHED!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
Lee calling TO
After standing in the box for 5 seconds. Bush league.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
"I want my lead back, you son of a bitch"?
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
that, my (ahhh Dodger!!!) friend, was an epic response! well done! :oD
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
There's nothing in life that can't be improved with judicious paraphrasing of The Princess Bride.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
Rally crap
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
if Guillen was out there, it’d be fair.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
PHEW
PHOUL BALL
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
Oh thank (insert deity of your choice)
That was foul.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
Nate catches that if it's fair.
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
I really wanted to trade for that guy.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
YOURE HERE
THERES NOTHING I FEAR
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
GOT 'EM
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
Good. NOW WALK OFF HR.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
STFD LEE YOU OLD MOTHERFUCKER
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
LOL Wilson can’t get their shitty hitters out, but the good ones? No problem
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I really think he was too amped up in the first inning.
Was not pitching like his normal self.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
Whew
NOW SCORE A FREAKING RUN, GIANTS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YEEEEEEEEEEEES
Feast upon his FLESH
I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down
too little, too late Brian
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
Fuck that
If Sandoval doesn’t screw the pooch the Giants are still up.
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
This is what I mean.
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
There is more to it then that.
It’s just like the whole Giants run last night.
If Romo does not give up those hits, we are still up
If Wilson does not throw a pitch right down the middle to Gonzales we are still up.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
if your uncle had boobs
he might have a lot of craigslist posts
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
JUST ONE RUN!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
I want to go home.
Only, I’m already there. Is there no sanctuary anymore?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I go to my bathroom for that.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
If I lock myself in the bathroom, that’s an admission of defeat. I’ll just crawl under this desk.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Not lock yourself in there.
Just for meditation and relaxation.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
How soon can you start drawing social security?
I don’t think I’m going to have too many years left after this.
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
Fear the Beard!
That inning felt like make up sex.
"When it comes down to it, we're just cheering for laundry." - Jerry Seinfeld
Bring back Burrell
with a fake beard and sunglasses
Put a pillow in his stomach and one in the back of his pants and try to get him to pinch hit for Pablo…
FUCK YEAH. RALLY TIME.
i stand by my assertation that ram-ram should have relieved romo, but if pablo doesn’t make the error, it’s a moot point
FUCK YEAH BRIAN
STFD LEE
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Funkybuttlovinmutherfuckerya!
Walkofftimebitches!
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
wagner has blown a save against us this year
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore;_ylt=ApetotkqncQqDyT3cRqcSEOFCLcF?gid=300409126
BELIEVE
Giants baseball, torture!
I remember.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Two blown saves.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
you're right, forgot about the one in august
that makes me feel better about our chances
Giants baseball, torture!
DO IT FOR JACK
DO IT FOR JACK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
On our second replay of titanic
they just combed a guys beard for fleas boarding the ship. He looked like brian wilson
I hate Bob Brenly.
ONE MORE RUN!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Looking at who's up for the Giants in the bottom of the 9th, leads me to ask: who's pitching the 10th?
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
You really do not like Sandoval.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
I like the Giants, and he is not helping them
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Just believe.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
LET'S DO THE DAMN THING G-MEN!
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
Is that Keanu Reeves? Lol
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
Renteria time
He’s got ownage. (Hey I don’t believe in it either, but just play along)
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
THESE JIVE TURKEYS TALKIN ALL THIS SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAR GOBBLE GOBBLE AND SHIT FUCK
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Great timing and humor, Urbs
MUrbanCSN
Wilson just went with the junk-grab after striking out Omar Infante in the ninth. Homage to Zito? Hahaha. #sfgiants
They could be Giants...but not really.
I actually LOL’d.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Just one pitch please
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Bad thinking
I don’t want everyone swinging for a homerun
anyone notice a recurring theme with pablo? pressure=fail
the 10 run comeback, throwing error. playoff game, throwing error
ok we get the picture
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Dougie Mac sez

SCORE A GODDAMN RUN.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I SHALL RETURN
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I'm in the mood for Jazz
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
I quite honestly want them all to lose their voices permanently. Maybe Brenly can get his back in a few years.
by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah Brian. Fuck that towel.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
No Wagner yet.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That was the one
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
just get on base.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
oh hell, Uribe.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Uribe swinging at everything
Trying to put one out.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
b/c they don't need to throw a strike
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Redeem yourself fatass.
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
That's not how you redeem yourself.
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
why must it always be swing for the MFin' fences?
can’t we just string hits together like other teams??? GAAHHH!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Now if he would take every pitch, he'd be on first after 5 pitches
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
You are so fucking terrible Panda
I can’t fucking take how fucking bad you are. Fuck you . I’m done
Gallo del Cielo . . .
rends his thong in order to demonstrate his sincerity.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
I think they like to make it more challenging
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Would be good to pinch hit with now.
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Please play Fontenot on Sunday.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
damn you, Lee
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
Useless. You're useless.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
Pands....is dead to me.
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
fuck pablo. he blew the fucking game, and for all we know, the fucking playoff hopes of an entire city
/rends Panda hoodie/
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 8, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
COME ON NOT GUILLEN!
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
FUCK OFF UMP
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
c'mon Cody.
show us that pop.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
he had it last year...
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
fuck this ump
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
ok, wtf ump
the balls and strikes have really, really favored the Braves
fucking Cox and his Jedi fucking mind tricks
He heard you
And gave one back.
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
If you are gonna wish for a triple
just go ahead and wish for a HR
WTF Brenly?
JT Snow had a few gold gloves at 1st too! 3 gold gloves for Lee, best ever, pfft…
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
phew!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
what was that graffic on walk-off wins?
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
I wonder how that compares with the rest of the league?
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
If by “inspiration” you mean “depressing,” then yes.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I apologize for the bad parallel structure.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Cuss Words.
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
Ugly ugly ugly
Half an inning.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
pathetic
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
toadfuckery
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
I hope thread 5 has runs in it.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Predictable
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
RamRam up.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I hate everyone. Minus letter, maybe some others.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
You're ok too...probably.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I actually like you.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
that yellow pages commercial with AT&T park always makes me tear up
"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff
Ramirez.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
13 K’s for the Braves staff. Almost Lincecum-like.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
Hate is a strong word, but
I really, really, really don’t like you (Sandoval).
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
The number thirteen is lame.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
new thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/10/8/1739947/open-disgust-thread
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
More Ninja
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
We have used up lopez, romo and wilson. We are fucked.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
RamRam too.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I would have used casilla but thats just me.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
the tally
5 Giants strikes called balls
1 Braves
4 Giants balls called strikes
3 Braves
Not quite as bad as it felt, but still a plus-2-to-minus-1 Braves advantage
oops, miscount
3 Giants balls-called strikes, 4 Braves.
+3 Braves, -2 Giants.
by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy Shit!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
Alright
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
I can't believe how calm I am
so strange
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 8, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
Hope?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

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