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Beat AtLAnta Thread 3

Cain is Seth.



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It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ITS TARANTULA TIME

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAGWAGWAG

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Which thread do we use?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK DID SOMEONE REMEMBER THE AVACADOS?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Look, I'm only going to say this once.

No one was shot during the Titanic’s sinking. Shape up, Cameron!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

actually, that guy shot himself during the sinking, didnt he?

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. That was made up for the film.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dinner time

Keep up the good work y’all

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 8, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Not complaining whatsoever

But where’s the torture? I’m very confused as to what to feel right now.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut up. That’s what you should feel.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 8, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally

Since YOU asked politely, will do.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know this is a new feeling, but youre just gonna have to hang with us

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I realize it's part of your name..

but I’m fine without the torture this evening

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should surely know that Cain were an upright man and yet he did kill Abel.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not his brothers keeper.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 8, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playoff beard will be at my stomach within a couple days.

Bitchin’.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 8, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re growing it wrong.

by maysian on Oct 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL REVERSE GROWING PUBES

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain needs to cut his hair.

He looks like an accretion wedge.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

after my stupid comment I call them “magic curls!”

by waffles on Oct 8, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I want to keep rolling with geology jokes!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think its gonna make him change?

"When it comes down to it, we're just cheering for laundry." - Jerry Seinfeld

by humm baby on Oct 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just a boy with a new haircut
AND THAT’S A PRETTY NICE HAIRCUT!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

:^)

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man Conrad is annoying

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

So is Joseph Conrad

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

My middle name!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?! I loved HoD!

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the way he wrote, I cannot believe that English was not his first language.

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

+Marlow

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

the entire late 19th century in English was too wordy.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is somewhat true. It was only ~70 pages and still took my 10 hours to get through. But my God he could still write.

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i guess … I mean, it’s not like he’s henry james

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like Melville is a quick read.

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, see, I really got into Moby Dick. I liked the “digressions”.

Haven’t read Billy Budd, though.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Budd is absolutely the best thing ever

Except maybe for Bartleby The Scrivener. Which isn’t good so much as it is wish fulfillment. But really fulfilling wish fulfillment.

Seriously, Billy Budd is the best thing ever.

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Bartleby! Yes, him.

Okay, gonna download BB.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should watch that Crispin vehicle. I bet it’s no good, but I love me some Crispin.

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/comparison to Thomas Hardy

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Huff...

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Brooks is a stupid name. Fuck you.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

bah

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Conrad?

Guess he went down to the crossroads, only thing that can explain that defense.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Damm it

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

So apparently the interim manager will pay homage to Cox by pulling every reliever after one hitter.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

lefties can’t face righties

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cox has been thrown out so many times

that he’s developed the ability to mind meld with his bench coach

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

let them burn their bullpen. good for them

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see Cox is still managing from the clubhouse

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Bobby Cox: Master of Puppets

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Braves

Burn through that bullpen.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Frisbee slider

That’s a new one

I hate Bob Brenly.

by my1gorilla on Oct 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Krukow stating the obvious

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa

Is this guy their Romo?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Nevermind

Romo has way better command.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY HAVE NO ROMOS

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is their tat guy

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 8, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but he has some pretty decent brews from what I’ve heard.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love sidearms!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

TBS

Needs to add total hits given up when they show the pitchers stats. It would be nice to get a general idea of the WHIP

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Oct 8, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang. Come on Buster

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

TURRible

I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down

by woomikee on Oct 8, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Blue !!!

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 8, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Moylan

He’s Australian.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Posey

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice strike zone

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

That our is on the ump

For another terrible call

I hate Bob Brenly.

by my1gorilla on Oct 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Umpire is on the ATL take. That was ridiculous.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Sokay, we got the first base guy in the pocket.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blech

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Has the strike zone been this big all night?

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Only for the braves

I hate Bob Brenly.

by my1gorilla on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been inconsistent.

Basically, horrible.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol pat the bat spray chart

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT THE BAT!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

BURRELL!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT BURRELL IS A PULL HITTER?

THE HECK YOU SAY!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Only trying to hit HRs!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

PAT!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT THE FUCKING BAT!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT THE BAT!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That was absolutely scorched!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep. Not often you see a grounder hit that hard.

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

PATRICK THE BATRICK

by geef on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT !!!

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

The Bat.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT PAT PAT PAT

/now fap fap fap fap
//jk

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

No that’s Aubrey

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roll playin'

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in. I get to be Nate.

/knocks on door

I brought pizza.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be Pablo.

/knocks on abs

I brought my appetite!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. No. I seem. To. Have dropped. My. Mascara.

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me bend over to pick it up for you!

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

While you’re down there…

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait.. Something. Seems. To be blocking. The. Light.

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

May I get a scouting report?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not much power yet, but a very projectable frame.

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

How are you going to handle this challenge?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, that wasn’t my mascara. This is yours. It appears to be a bottle of silicone lube.

Can you put this on pizza?

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain'd the mood.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please note, neither Letter nor I are now adding to this. Hmm.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I noticed that, too.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You two can be the greek chorus.

/rimshot

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yo.

I’m better than you at this.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

More experienced, even

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to brag…but yeah, my gay friend trained me well.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I…are you referring to me?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, my gay friend.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong.

I was implying that Letter was not gay.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cries anyway

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheer up buddy.

Be gay!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that you?

If so, sorry, I forget most names.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cries harder

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am like God.

Your tears give me power (ISO).

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong again.

Well, half wrong.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I meant what I said.

He knows he’s my friend, gay is the only thing that I wanted to be emphasized.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, right. Yes.

/extremely confused

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re on your own, man.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s our inner selves struggling to break free! Liberté! Egalité! Fraternité! Especially that last one.

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha Braves

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

A ROCKET of a hit

I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down

by woomikee on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeezy creezy, Burrell absolutely tattooed that one.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Our mercenaries rule

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Superhero

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d every time.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gave the base a buzzcut on that one.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

This should be over quick

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Need Jazz Hands

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Love story on Huff and Burrell

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL “So Pat Burrell has been reunited with Huff, and that relationship has been a good one.”

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

HOME RUNS AND WESTERN SUNS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

gigglesnort

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

When did Melky get so fat?

I will never understand how people who are paid to be athletes let themselves go like that.

by marcello on Oct 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff told Sabes to get Burrell

Awesome.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Fate is a wondrous thing.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you want something.

Go out and get it.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s going to be on the HRaWS movie poster.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

/swelling soundtrack

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/not the only thing swelling

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by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

:’)

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I’m getting a little emotional. It’s all so perfect.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rarely ship baseball/participate in RPF, but Huff/Burrell is just too perfect.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, really

No credit to Sabes for the pickup.

by marcello on Oct 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

The only appropriate conclusion.

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by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

we got Burrell the day we got Huff, basically

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RAYS

Cannot score a run in their series and they are paying Pat Burrell to be here.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

this is sooo sweet. I haz happy for happy Pat

by Bar None on Oct 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He made it happen, too!

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by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate sighting.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Hackin'

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

juan pull it together

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

A bit early to pull Burrell…

I hate Bob Brenly.

by my1gorilla on Oct 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Not really. He probably won’t get another at-bat.

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by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with Soli. Perfect time.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hai Nate.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

c'mon Uribe!

don’t swing at that slop!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Little early to pull Burrell?

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Oct 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh

I don’t hate it.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t last night, and isn’t tonight.

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by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’ll do Pat, that’ll do…

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

he just made an error and we usually replace him in the 7th anyway.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

“errah”

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOO PAT BURRELL!

by Bilzo on Oct 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, speaking of a pull hitter...

UUUUUUU

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE SIGHTING

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop trying to pull that Juan.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep fighting Uribe

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Facial hair mound conference

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ok jazz way to stay alive

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

damn. he hung that slider.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Juan

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the pitch to hit.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Urban epic TWSS
MUrbanCSN Mychael Urban
Keep banging it and you won’t be bummed: http://tinyurl.com/29bfb9o … in-game blog from AT&T Park, #sfgiants v #braves in #mlb playoffs

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

In my car yesterday I heard him on KNBR saying he drinks Jack in a teacup apparently

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That lady that comes on Fridays with Fitz and Brooks made the same comment today about either Fitz or Brooks

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moylan

Hiding the double chin with the beard. =(

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 8, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Boooooooooo ribe

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ks.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll find them at your library!

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not anymore,

mine’s closing down 8(

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I know is Cubberly.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’
He just hacks, wacks, choppin’ that meat

by Bochean on Oct 8, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Jazz.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Expected result confirmed.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

It had to end on that pitch

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

I had a feeling that would be the end result.

I give Juan credit though, he took a lot longer getting there than I thought he would

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo had one of those earlier in the game, too.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I’m assuming Matt is on a one baserunner leash.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF, HE'S STILL IN?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

They said no one was warming up.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hope they just give the 7th to Casilla, with Ramirez warming up.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if there are any TBS shows

I would want to watch once baseball is done?

I’d like to hear more about this “Conan.”

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 8, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

THERE’S FINALLY A HIGHLIGHT VIDEO UP ON AT BAT…

AND IT’S FROM THE REDS/PHILLIES GAME.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain to start the 7th

Castilla and Lopez in the pen

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

*Casilla

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garcia?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Err Ramirez is in the pen with Lopez

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So disappointed in Matt for giving up a run. Who does he think he is?

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the evan longoria cap commercial

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

That’s not my cap!

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain needs to cut his hair.

He looks like an allochthonous block.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I need to write a story for that character

Allocthonous Block, P.I.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Zito to be his sidekick. Once a promising detective, Zito’s career with the SFPD ended in shame. Now, to rebuild his career and make ends meet, he’s teamed up Allocthonous Block, P.I., to solve mysteries in the Bay Area.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sort of like Monk written by Armistead Maupin

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You read my mind.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cultural reference is cultural.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is McCovey Chronicles, after all.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it so.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy does NOT want to start a vinyard when he retires.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

God, the keyboardist doing the national anthem yesterday made me cringe.

At least the violin player back in April was entertaining.

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by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The national anthem yesterday was an affront to my non-existent patriotism.

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was very hard to sing along with that rendition.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I was having a seizure.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard the keyboardist was Carlos Santana's son and he did in fact suck

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL second hand dope smoke

by Bar None on Oct 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that was so bad I can’t even.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what that ad is supposed to mean.

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by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

give us your money

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vineyards are for losers.

"When it comes down to it, we're just cheering for laundry." - Jerry Seinfeld

by humm baby on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vineyards? You kidding me? Vineyards?

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what Leif Erricson's Wife said!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Cain should have been pulled.

He better be if anyone gets on.

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Submarine pitchers

Really don’t know where the ball is going, do they?

by Ozzwepay on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez seems to have a pretty good idea.

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by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hence the entire chapter on Chad Bradford.

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by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shotestop.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shotestop being the phonetic spelling in…

Darn it, I forgot the state.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mississippi.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

I would play for the Oriole too

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feels like the Giants have struck out as much as the Braves did yesterday.

by Natto on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

conformation bias.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can’t not imitate!

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by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must…press…with…4-run lead.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said it before

But Cain really seems dialed since he gave up that run.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't believe the reds lost today after a 4-0 lead. That may have altered our WS chances greatly.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

i want the reds to at least make it hard for them, because otherwise we face Halladay (if we make the NLCS- no jinxing)

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD ANKIEL!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Told you Cain would still be in.

This is probably it for him though.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW Nice!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I DON’T NEED A GAMEBREAK TO SEE ECK TALK TO RIVERA!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have a seat Ankiel. You were an awesome pitcher for a single season.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's be honest, braves have some hackers on their team as well.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain's been getting a lot of swing-thru strikes too...

(since people are talking about Timmy’s swing-thru strikes from last night)

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

god i dont know if i would be able to watch mariano mow down giants hitters

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

he won’t get a chance to pitch ;)

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This strike zone is infuriating

I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down

by woomikee on Oct 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Even as a hitter, Rick Ankiel still has no idea where the ball is going.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay

I am starting to be mildly annoyed by these “balls” that are right over the outside corner.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Audible swearing

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone said a bad word! FCC better not be watching!

by Ozzwepay on Oct 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you guys don’t watch the Braves much, but that has been a major trend this season. Everyone’s been tossing out the F-bomb this year.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Purple Row is scandalized

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Love the F-bomb after that at bat. They must be frustrated.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't getto watch a lot of Giants games on TV

But does Matt usually switch to the stretch late in the game?

I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down

by woomikee on Oct 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

if it weren't for my new MLB At Bat Audio app

there would be hostages here in Anaheim! TBS announcers are no Kruk & Kuip-we are spoiled! :o)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I heard that and assumed I missed something. Brenly needs to go away. NOW.

I hate Bob Brenly.

by my1gorilla on Oct 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any day now these flyballs will start to go out of the park and Cain’s FIP will regress.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FGiants San Francisco Giants
by AmyGGiants
Tonight’s attendance of 44,046 is the largest crowd ever here at AT&T Park. Thank you fans!!! #SFGiants

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it beat yesterday and the All-Star game?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

She says thank you like she gets a cut of the action haha!

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, she does.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy “Nucky” Guitierrez

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

SRO, baby

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

This ump

Cain would be getting a ton of questionable strike calls off the corner if he’d been hitting his targets more often.

by Your mother on Oct 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

/49er16 is Standing

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Darn

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

This Infante character

Is pesky.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn so close!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Looked like the Ump was moving over to field that.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S J-LO TIME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Good game Cain.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Darn

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job cain

Thanks for the great b-day present!

by waffles on Oct 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

hey! Happy Birthday! *<:-)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I miss something

Wasn’t there nobody on? Why was Matt pitching out of the stretch?

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Felt more comfortable in the stretch, apparently.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/stands and applauds for Cain

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

/standing O

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I less-rarely write
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by woomikee on Oct 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Well done Cain

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

Awesome. You are awesome, Matt Cain.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Really?

You are gonna pull him with 2 outs?

It is Heyward though…

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

<3 Matthew Cain
Let’s go Lopez.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Great Job Matt.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain

Still awesome.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn't know how to win

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guy has been lucky all year!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

And last year.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 8, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scared.

Stand in the right spot, everyone!

by Your mother on Oct 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel the same. we’ll see.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Matt Cain.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

So do I.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEARDS

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm actually happy with this

Lopez pitching now means that he can’t come in to relieve Romo after Romo has only pitched 1/3 of an inning.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 8, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was an okay outing. Still a little miffed about the one run though.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it up, man.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still unearned.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice game Matty

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

this kid rock thing needs to stop.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't get it.

Was Kid Rock born in captivity?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't either, just roll with it.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

His birthname was ‘Elsa’

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

bullpen first appearance

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

And so the manager brings in the sidearmer to face the hot-hitting rookie and franchise savior from Georgia.

Wait, I’ve already seen this episode.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Dr. Pepper comercial in 90's

Hitter comes up in minor league game and hits a home run…manager asks what got into him…..players name was Cain…anybody remeber this?

by andy25 on Oct 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm getting there

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

g&t

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheep beer for me...

that and home infused cucumber vodka mixed with the juice form homeade salsa…makes for a good bloody mary.

by Angry Dwarf on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAVIER!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

JAVIER

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Lopez

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Hymns

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

C’MON LOPEZ

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

If he could put one across the letters here, he’d strike him out

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Can Lopez throw

A high FB? Because Heyward is begging to be thrown one.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

A walk puts the tying run at the plate.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD HEYWARD!!!!!!

OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY"S BETTER!!!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

GOT HIM!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

And LOL another strike out of the zone to Heyward.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!!!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

And get your ass ejected!

I hate Bob Brenly.

by my1gorilla on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

PO - SEYS

BET – TER

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD! YES!

"When it comes down to it, we're just cheering for laundry." - Jerry Seinfeld

by humm baby on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD HEYWARD

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

J-LO!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you, Lopez. Thank you.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD NOTBUSTERPOSEY!!!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FILTHY

I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down

by woomikee on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

But that won't put the tying run at the plate!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

That might have been a bit low.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit the target…

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by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looked a bit low, like the strike 3 called on Matt earlier

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah!

Sit!!!!!!!!

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

looks like a strike on gameday

where did Brooks have it?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday has it as low, too.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday has it top of the ball touching the bottom of the zone.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks good.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatever

he hit the glove and the ump has called strikes on far worse pitches tonight

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN BOWKER??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

WHO JOEY?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sacramento native

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 8, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

A proud Dirtbag

:(

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Javymania!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love you Javier

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

STFDUSOB

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain looks like a pegmatite.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

GOT ’EM

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

my friend in australia just emailed me a picture of his tv screen

the giants are taking over down unda!

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

was it upside down?

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by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ORANGE INVAZN

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was worth at least half a Bowker.

by apistat on Oct 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

This is what I get

for relinquishing the tv to my girls while I try to watch the game on-line for free:

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep it classy, Atl-anon-ta.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the internet.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was low

But this strikezone has been ridiculous all night. So, awesomeness.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Question

Do the umpires travel with the players, too? Or do we get an entire new crew?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I think they travel first class. I read a report that an umpire got suspended (or fired) for trading his FC tickets in for General and pocketing the difference.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is now a good time to go to bed?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

No

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. Just kidding.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure, try to sleep……

by Bar None on Oct 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noooo

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO.

There are Freddies in your dreams.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you work on Sat Morning?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. I record my weekend breaks early.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEN WHY ARE YOU EVEN ASKING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was kidding.

I’m sorry.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, don’t go there.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if you’re going to do what I think you’re not going to do.

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was before the game.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

Well then. Carry on, chap!

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOGY!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope we get to play Benjie in the WS so we can induce him to GIDP.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Wonder why they call it a sale’s pitch anyway.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s funny because Lincecum is a pitcher!

by Natto on Oct 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am eating bananas foster with pumpkin ice cream. I am exceedingly happy.

I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down

by woomikee on Oct 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Mmm

I like pumpkin stuff and bananas.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just finished off a bowl of seaweed salad and a bottle of blueberry beer

I hate Bob Brenly.

by my1gorilla on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

cold cheerios-like cereal + milk!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn
RattoCSN Ray Ratto
21 of Atlanta’s 48 outs have been strikeouts; any other questions?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

that's gorgeous.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is Spain?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Hitler?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The capital of West Virginia, what is it?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charleston.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/joke got Cained

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

barry zito just walked someone

by NeifiPerezz on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s staring into my soul, hungrily.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can he stare any other way?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIKE A WALRUS FROM YOUR NIGHTMARES

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Koo Koo Kachu

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha everything in that screenshot is relevant.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ratto's neck on bacon...

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love for Pablo to get a hit here.

by Natto on Oct 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

good call.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto got it at Ross.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heyward is a bum! Man I am happy he got on the plane to SF

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Being a braves fan right now must be like being a giants fan from april - july.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Panda! Lol

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO IS ON BASE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you, Conrad.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HAPPY PANDA

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG PABLO SUX LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Fat

Terrible hitter.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

But he was seemingly less fat and less terrible last season so…

I don’t know what my point is but…uhh…

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

And you fell into the chasm.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like a drunken stumble

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs to lose weight.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love for Cody to get a hit here.

by Natto on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda Power

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Brooks Conrad.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Brooks Conrad

Leads the league in getting to balls he can’t make a play on.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

GTBHCMAPO

is such an overrated stat

by Your mother on Oct 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDA!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

wow!

44K+ fans tonight!

by Unitard on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Bork.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

The Panda has a pulse!

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Oct 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Ross

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT GUILLEN BEATS IT OUT!

by thebighead on Oct 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice takeout slide by the Panda.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And of course...

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEELS

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

/Wipes sweat off head

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

/wipes sweat off forehead

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda!

I love how he kills the ss.

by waffles on Oct 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Ross really wanted to hit into that double play.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Comment lost at the end of last thread:

Does anyone else think Verducci’s two handed mic stranglehold is mildly off-putting for some reason?

by apistat on Oct 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

he is very uncomfortable on tv

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or he's a little too comfortable

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both yet neither.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY WHITE EYELASH

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Yawn.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Rowand sighting

obligatory big contract mention

by DFARowand on Oct 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SCOTTY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Good run down the line Cody!

by Unitard on Oct 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT!!!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

he got the hit- had Ross been in scoring position he would have scored.

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not what we bet on though. It was RBI vs. no RBI.

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

see below. technically, you win.

but i think we both won on that… he contributed

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am willing to hedge my bets.

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Scott!

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Oct 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

What are they chanting now?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

sounds like “SCOTT!”

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROWAND

Second chance at a GIDP this inning.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

oh holy crap

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand sighting. Dinger time?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Purple triceratops?!?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Scott!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTTY!!!!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowland!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott!

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand >>> Guillen

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT?!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Terrible Scott!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

O_O

I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down

by woomikee on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

BOCHY IS A GENIOUS

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant4life83, sorry you still don’t win our bet. But that is better than what I expected!

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT! Way to go oppo taco!

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTTY DO!

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

What?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear god a slider away and he didn't GIDP. This might just be our year folks.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

lalalalala trees

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speckops- that counts!!

if Ross was in scoring position, that’s my RBI

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I will freely admit that’s better than what I thought would happen. But still, not an RBI.

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

while i will concur that technically you won, he still got a hit that advanced the runner from 1st to 3rd, so i’d call that a tie. other than a long double, triple, or HR, he didn’t have a chance to drive him in

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, it’s now my turn to be confused. We bet RBI vs. no RBI.

Which side did you take?

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

Ross would’ve passed Panda anyway…..

by Bar None on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

i would be ok with this

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too. Lots of rest seems to help

by Bar None on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

quick someone pinch me!

scott didn’t do anything stupid? that’s not real.

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn't mind Guillen's disc not healing (in time).

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

or (at all)

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/scatters banana peels around Guillen’s apartment

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone cue up "Cotton-Eye Joe"

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres is due.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Did that really happen?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon Torres.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Orange Row!

Got himself a hit.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Since I just remembered, can we talk about how godawful shitty the Fist Pump Song is?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

There is such a thing?

Good lord.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some douchebags from Reno or Vegas (I forget which) wrote it, and the Giants are eating it up because it’s about the Giants. But it’s terrible. You can look it up on iTunes.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brutal tonight, Andres

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s had solid contact a couple of times tonight with nothing to show for it.

But he still can’t hit breaking pitches. This fact hasn’t changed all year.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what?

I like Rowand. Yes, he’s been pretty bad for us, especially considering his contract. But he hasn’t complained once about being benched. He seems like a good dude and i want him to succeed.

by marcello on Oct 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

iawtc

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The way he’s responded to being benched has really improved my opinion of him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well put.

I like Goofus’ story about Scott.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put shortly(and perhaps slightly incorrectly but the essentials are true), he was taking batting practice or hitting in a cage when one of Goofus’ friends said, “good luck out there”, and instead of mumbling or ignoring him like one might expect, Aaron turned and faced him and said in a strong voice, “Thanks, man. I really appreciate that.”

It’s in one of the recent fanposts as well.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's on our team, I wouldn't want him to suck.

Especially in the playoffs.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Applies to Zito too. No one’s been Benitez.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess

I don’t really have a problem with him either, I think his contract is just TOO big to forgive him (not his fault, obviously, I just can’t be rational).

by marcello on Oct 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone will call in to the post-game show tonight whining about bunts.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

humm baby

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS BUNTING

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It may be me wondering why a squeeze would've been a bad move there.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Andres.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres…

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

Torres :(

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’
He just hacks, wacks, choppin’ that meat

by Bochean on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Andres

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

DUDE! what the fuck!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Andres

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

No chance at the plate tonight

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that was a flailing fail.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres is a bit off of his game tonight.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Torres

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

What a devastating slider.

by Unitard on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve seen him kill some breaking balls right-handed. He’s facing some damn good pitchers the last couple games though.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 8, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Venters is a beast.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres needs to stop striking out so much. Jesus

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Bats, they are sick.

"When it comes down to it, we're just cheering for laundry." - Jerry Seinfeld

by humm baby on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That was ugly

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone’s DEFINITELY calling KNBR about bunts after that.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't think Torres

Has been thrown a FB all night.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

With good reason.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to gameday, he’s seen three, and lined out on two of them.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t confuse the conversation with facts

by Bochean on Oct 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, because I need to hear Howie and Cal’s opinions on THINGS

I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down

by woomikee on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres is super anxious just like uribe and sandoval.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Insurance run, please

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 8, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

...blows even

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

A

aww poo

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Aww Freddy.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

We needed that by Torres

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

awww! I think he’s cute :o)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like a transform boundary.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s bigger than I thought.

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact: That canister of gum is twelve feet high.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonus fact: That's not gum!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

Bigger than Pat the Bat, you say? Because I’ve pat his bat, and lemme tell you…

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear he looks so familiar.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that familiar.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

I dont see it either

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg the waltons

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

which one became the gay hooker?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn't that the brady bunch?

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The entire family? Is this the aristocrats?

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

UGH

me wants more runs

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish that came 1 batter earlier

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOD, JACK'S DEAD

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SHI

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s still on the bench!

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s OK. He meets up with the others in the church.

by Natto on Oct 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT EVEN KIDDING

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, he'll be fine.

Stop worrying so much.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG SPOILERS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little lackadaisical on that fly ball, Jason.

Guess that’s because you can’t express yourself in the batter’s box.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

J-Hey?

More like J-Fail.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romosexual time?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

You know it.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

YESSSSS

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me, anyone see the movie "Milk?"

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you believe I haven’t?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lactaid helps.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, not even that helps.

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope so

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

going for the opposite field splash hit

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Our inability to score runners at 3rd is starting to worry me.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL OLD MEN SITCOMS ON TBS

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BRING IN ROMO

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Franchez

I still remember game 162, all is forgiven.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Watching the Giants play the Braves on TBS

Reminds me of watching them play the Cardinals with Joe Buck calling the game.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for reminding me

It could be worse.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was the year his dad died too.

His favoritism for the Cards in calling that series was unabashed.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

not converting those runners at 3 <2 outs are killing us. that’s gotta be 0-4 or 5 on the series so far.

Torres has major issues hitting a breaking ball from the right side.

but whatever, i have faith in the ’pen to close this out

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

6 more outs Giants

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

More like 270 more, amirite?

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Present!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

woo wooooo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stole it from someone else. But it’s too good not to repeat.

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gets it!

But I had to read it a few times.

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALWAYS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loud and proud

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

hello!

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

can I get in this line too?

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI!

Loving every moment!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROMOSEXUAL ROLL CALL!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Sup

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAY LA HEY HEY HEY LO HA

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Tips cap

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Oct 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aye

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

dregarx is here

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FACT:

Nothing good has ever used “daze” instead of “days”.

by apistat on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

What about

Dazed and Confused?

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back From Dinner

ROMOSEXUAL

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

what were you before dinner?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopezbian

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERGIO

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Still Good

Getting BABIP’d

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKES! Man he has a great looking slider.

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I've been keeping this in for a long time

But I’ve finally found the courage to come out and admit it. I am a romosexual, and I’m proud.

by coolandtough on Oct 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FRISBEE DAMMIT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

tbs announcers cracking up at their own beard jokes.

fail

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Lee

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

This

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss when he was a Cub.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to trade for him.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Get your groundball

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

dang

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

gruff

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

How many fucks is that?

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got tired counting

by Bar None on Oct 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LAY-AST, erra

this guy cannot speak.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Grumble

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Roberto Kelly

cheets

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

JUST LIKE THE ROCKIES

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

GROUND BALL

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

come on mccan is the one we need to get

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF?

are you talking about Brenley? Their crouches looked pretty much the same.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahahahahaha

That hurts.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Gratuitous . . .

crotch shots.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

by Natto on Oct 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

DP please

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Let the torture begin…

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

That analysis on hiding their signs

Was some of the stupidest stuff I’ve ever heard spouted on a sports broadcast. This includes Troy Aikman football games.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously fuck these guys

Roberto Kelly is known to be a guy who tries to steal signs?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Good for him

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a known fact.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF, Romo.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKKKKK

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ok this is not good.

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes Wilson

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, shit, this isn't going well.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That was not Sergio’s best outing ever, WTF.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, he faced their best hitter and and ok hitter.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo needs to go now

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON 6 OUT SAVE IMMINENT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

gribble!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god 6 out save...

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

/Goes back to the closet

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo trying hard

for goat status

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah...

I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down

by woomikee on Oct 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU CAN FUCKING DO THIS WILSON

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Fear the beard.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CLAPPING ASIAN GUY

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

torture's here

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

O boy, I don’t know about this.

by Unitard on Oct 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh geez.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Holds breath. Closes eyes.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson already?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Fear the Beard.

Get it done, Weez

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, torture. I've missed thee.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Relax we got 3 run lead.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Thank you

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS WHAT THE REDS SAID

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, now they're the Blues.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, welcome to game 6.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHHHHHHHH

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this may be a mistake.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

im worried

we knew the torture was coming sometime

by Kalk on Oct 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have went with RamRam.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but at least it’s not Affeldt

by Bar None on Oct 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to 2nd guess

but I have more confidence in Ramirez than Romo in the playoffs

by Bochean on Oct 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

JUMP AROUND

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That was very un-Romo-like

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel so much more comfortable now, this is a place I know.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

fittingly enough

it was GiantsTorture

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

That’s what my memory said, and my mind thought: “that can’t be right”.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the record, whoever was talking about win probability with a 4-0 lead in the 5th can go fuck themselves.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants baseball...

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Rested Wilson is rested

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank god Bweezy didnt pitch yesterday

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, for the love of feldspar.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

what the fucking fucking fuck

John Cale and Lou Reed need to sue Budweiser for the intro music to that commercial

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

We will all age a few years before this game is over

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

We will all age a few years before this gameinning is over

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

It’ll be fine, once the torture is over.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if it never ends?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Asking Wilson for 6 outs?

This is going to get torturous.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Not Romosexual. NOT!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

God, I’m not looking forward to hearing what bullshit Brenly has to say about Wilson now that he’s IN.

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Ruh roh

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Oct 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON BRIAN.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

more guts than stuff…

I hate Bob Brenly.

by my1gorilla on Oct 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

did they seriously say that about him?

WTF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They fucking put it in bullet point about him when he came in.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the announcers even highlighted it

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hides underneath the coffee table

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

More guts than stuff?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

MORE GUTS THAN STUFF

OH FUCK YOU TBS.

HE WAS THE BEST FUCKING RELIEVER IN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ERA+ 226 = slimy guts

"When it comes down to it, we're just cheering for laundry." - Jerry Seinfeld

by humm baby on Oct 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, one of the best.

But I don’t think they want to face him in the box.

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confused him with Broxton

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on wilson. quickly, please.

by reneved on Oct 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll trade a run for a DP

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Both of those pitches needed to be out of the strike zone.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he pounded his Red Bull

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Screw whoever was asking where the torture was

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WOw this is entering torture zone

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

We have been in at least mild torture for the last 2+ innings.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

K followed by DP would be nice.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

No, DP must end the inning.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ninja time

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

lolz nice!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Wilson

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him, Ninja.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE FINISH THIS

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

my heart is beating so hard right now

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

soo glad its your heart

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of want to throw up right now.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH THIS GUY

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

lol gold suit guy

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Melky fouling off balls

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Destroy him

For the guy in the awesome suit!

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Brian, you can get this guy out. Do it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Melky taking the Kaz Matsui approach here.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Go low Bweezy.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

This is KILLING ME.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Man

I hate it when hitters do this crap. Hit it fair or strike out already!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

98!

This is like K. Matsui ab!

by waffles on Oct 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

i cant watch. ive got my back to the tv

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING HELL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

We are so fucked.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain’d

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Oct 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Sandoval

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK MY LIFE!!!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson needs to calm down

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

My Sig

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Argh

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

SON OF A BITCH

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

God Dammit

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone's safe.

Cabrera managed to hit the ball so terribly it worked out.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

ack ack ack

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

God. No. DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN.

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it huff

I knew that leaving first early shit was going to hurt

I hate Bob Brenly.

by my1gorilla on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Good grief.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

oinrovjnswv efvoj

I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down

by woomikee on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Melk.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

UGHGHGASLDKJFDLSKFJSADLFKJ WHYYYYY

by reneved on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

tripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW DID WE NOT GET A SINGLE OUT JUST NOW???

so what, no torture = not a real giants game?

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty much.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, that just takes the mutha f*in cake :o(

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew it was inevitable when it got hit to fucking PANDA.

by ololo3 on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It sure would have been nice to get a couple extra runs earlier.

by Natto on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, Pablo.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm shaking

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

shitty throw by sandoval

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK PABLO DAMMIT

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

fucvk.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That is an ERROR not a base hit.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

How fucking useless is Sandoval right now?

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Dogs breakfast with pike.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon Panda

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t deal with the Chicken Little act on here right now. Back after this inning.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

where is our new thread?

by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

sandoval you gotta play better than that

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

i dont like this. wilson for the 9th too? um… fuck. im gonna go walk the dogs, and hope it all turns out ok

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That's the worst successful at bat . . .

I’ve ever seen.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

ERRAH

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

CHEATRRRRR

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Need a strikeout

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Omg no more jokes STFU!

its all serious now. Come on b-weez

by waffles on Oct 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

A

DUDE WHY IS WILSON SO EARLY

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry, blew my load.

by speckops on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKE THIS FUCKER OUT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Ninja time

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK

new thread?

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

K K K K K WILSON I NEED A K

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

fuck

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

CRUD CRUD CRUD

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT CAINED

by cubesonice on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

FUCK FUCKFUCKFUKCUVXUKKUASUFKJSHV<VC

FUCK

by geef on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

LIFE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

by Natto on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Sadness!!!!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGH

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

new thread

for new ballgame

this fucking sucks

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/10/8/1739909/torture-thread-4

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh. There’s that torture.

by Monkeyking42 on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I FUCKING HATE ALEX GONZALEZ

FUCK YOU

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF kind of shitty pitch was that?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Adrenaline

Overthrowing

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to throw up

FUCK FUCK FUCK

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Seriously

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

ERRA ERRA ERRA ERRA ERRA

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE ERRA

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

/died a little

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fucking hate you Pablo Sandoval.

I fucking hate you.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Tough play

Romo and Wilson not doing it

by calbearjd on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Bochy, how about that 6 out save?

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

If Romo executes there is no issue.

What would you rather Boch have done?

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants are Ninering themselves here.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I wouldn’t even know how to tell him.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

awwww im crying

/hugs/

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE BROUGHT IN WILSON TOO FUCKING EARLY

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Should’ve gone to RamRam; now who pitches the 9th (10th?)

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

You want him to pitch another inning?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You trust Ramirez over Wilson?

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAaAAAAAAHHHHLDShflasjdhfopquwehrofqnwkdf *NO CARRIER*

by haemaker on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

new thread please. this has been utterly depressing...

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

there is one

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking casilla or ramirez should have been brought in

by giant4life83 on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

What else do you expect from a Cain start?

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course Bochy, when it really matters, demonstrates his own lack of grey matter.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on...

Really…it’s Bochy’s fault that Romo can’t get anyone out and Wilson gives up a double?

by calbearjd on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now the inability to get runners from third in

With fewer than 2 outs is magnified.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

It usually does come back to bite you in the ass

when you don’t take advantage of your opportunities

by nofreetime on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 INNING SAVE > NOTHING

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU-ribe

equally irritating Stockton-ism

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Oct 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/10/8/1739909/torture-thread-4

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing we don't take those runners on 3rd with less than two outs ABs seriously.

Now we have to try to fucking score again. No Burrell either. I know everyone thinks Panda is the second coming, but I just don’t get the adoration? He does nothing to help the team on either side offensively or defensively.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

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