OMG Thread 2
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MATT CAIN!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
Pat Burrell Tribute Video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtm_NLHPp_k&feature=player_embedded#!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
PAT THE BAT
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
All Giants fans should be turned on by that.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I am str8 and I agree with your agreement of my proposal.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Why don’t you just let me handle that?
There we go.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Does he look like he’s hurting on TV? He’s saying that he’s having issues with his chest.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I really have not seen anything
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
makes
for more interesting radio
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 8, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
He keeps touching his chest
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
He is just motioning that he feels our pain.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL WIMPY FLEM
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
LOL Freddy!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Thanks for that picture.
Now I won’t be able to sleep tonight.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Moled
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
MOLE, DO IT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
GREAT WEATHER TODAY AIN’T IT?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
WIND IS AN ILLUSION
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
TAKE THAT BACK.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I NEVER WW
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Well, you can see that low spinning through the intermountain West. Some severe weather is possible in areas from the central Great Plains back to the Four Corners region. Now, here’s the seven-day…
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Possible my ass
15 solid minutes of thick hail. Luckily it was just over pea size, so the cars don’t have to go to the bodyshop.
Let's go Mole
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
feel like a noob for asking this but
how do you edit those rainbow matt cain images?
Giants baseball, torture!
http://memegenerator.net/LowRunSupportCain
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Come on, hapless intern who uploads videos to At Bat. This is the only game going on right now. UPLOAD THE VIDEO.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
They seem to be pretty slow doing it for all games, so far
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
They never uploaded the run last night, I waited all game to see it again!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
MOLE is LOVE
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
MOLE is LOME
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
WTF ump
That was way further inside than Cain’s pitch to Lee
soooooo not a strike
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
Oh
So I missed a Burrell homer? Darn.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
It was majestic
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude I'm sorry,but his dinger was fucking awesome!
He didn’t even look don’t worry mlb homepage got you.
’Twas a no question bomb.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
am I hearing this right?
Umpire Paul Blart?
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Icky Broadcasters
An ideal #2 hitter.
o.0
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Lotta number 2 hitters suck (outside of you know, Heyward)
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
What the hell does Huff being heavily tattooed have to do with ANYTHING?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Apparently it's how he commands one half of the clubhouse.
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
"Half of clubhouse, I command thee,...
Bow to my tatted upper body half"
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff. Relax.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
what the fuck!
bullshit!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
Make up call
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
is this just fantasy?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 8, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
You have to know that every single call is going to go the braves way for at least the next two games.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
buster! posey! chants
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
With good reason.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
“Two glittering rookies” lol
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
They still got that new rookie smell!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
And I'll help!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
BUSTER!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
I do not see any signs that Posey may be hurting.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BUSTER!
POSEY!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTIFIED!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
Wow Conrad actually looked good at defense for a second there.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
/belly flops
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
POSEY!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Fear the Fin - Cornering the market on third pairing defensemen since March 2009
HOLY CRAP POSEY'S SPRAY CHART
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Astoundingly professional!
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, suppose that Bonds guy wasn’t really a professional hitter.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
How astute of you to know exactly what I was thinking when I wrote that post!
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay!!!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
/sprays
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Bust
er!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
HI GUYS! I LOVE FATT CAIN!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
PHAT CAIN
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
FAB CAIN
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Oct 8, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
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Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Ooooh, director’s cut version!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
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Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
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Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
D:
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 8, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Burrell.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Totally sustainable.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
SSS be damned!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Not so Bat like
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Burrell was going for another HR with that swing LOL
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
LOL Pat
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Cain is starting to look a lot like Jesse Eisenberg
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Cain is starting to look a lot like he ate Jesse Eisenberg
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 8, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Whaaaaaaa?
He’s not exaclty skinny, lol
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 8, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He's husky!
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Bobby
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 8, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
IT'S NOT AN INSULT
But Jesse Eisenberg is a twig. That’s all I’m sayin’
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 8, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
my mom just told me, via text message, that pat burrell is too old for me.
guess she wont be invited to the wedding.
"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff
Can I go?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
I wanna go, too!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
:)))))))))
.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
He's married.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Didn't say he was gonna stay that way.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
probably not much more though
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Bigamy is only illegal in 50 states.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Puerto Rico?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 8, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Rip up that invite
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Age ain't nothing but a number
unless you are like 17
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on Oct 8, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm 23.
i think a more mature and home run hitting machine kind of man is perfect for me.
"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff
LOL Juliet
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Woody is at the game!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Good luck charm
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
"It's time for the Giants to stop the chop."-KNBR commercial
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Poor Baltimore.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WHY ARE THEY TRYING TO STOP ME
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I think they are awesome.
He still looks weird with a beard though.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It gives him more of that underrated artist feel.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 8, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Oo la la, Conan!
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 8, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Titanic update
They’re lowering the lifeboats and beginning to evacuate women and children. The full gravity of the situation has yet to set in. More on this story as it develops.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Good thing we have a reporter on the scene.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Those Irish have NO IDEA
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Cain’s gonna be pissed when he gets home and checks his DVR recording of Titanic.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 8, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I must say
Dick Stockton is sucking less tonight, but sucking nonetheless.
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
Out of the announcing crews we could have gotten
I feel this is the least amount of suckage
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
FINISH HIM, MATT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
wow
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
STFD MCCAIN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WHERE’S THE CROWD?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
TBS is muting them.
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
with 2 strikes, they should be standing and cheering. they weren’t there.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
I will never cease to be frustrated
With the strike that doesn’t hit the catcher’s target. It’s still a freaking strike!
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
HUMAN ELEMENT!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
But made up for by the pitch that isn't a strike
but hits the catcher’s glove off the outside (or inside) corner
Hey ump
It’s still a strike even if it doesn’t hit the catchers target
HUMAN ELEMENT!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
that was right there!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
STFD, MCCANN'T!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
He’s traveling.
Just look at the Weasley clock.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
I read clock as another word…
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
lock?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
mock?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Very good job Matt Cain.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
STFD
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
shift A
Strike four? Has the ump been bad this whole time?
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
STFD MELKY!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
LOL shutdown inning.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
STFD Milky
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
Not a good swing, Melky.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 8, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Matt is dealing.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
That swing was high-larious
I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down
STFD EX-YANKEE
HAIRSTON BY ASSOCIATION
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
swing.........NOW!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
K thnx, bye!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Jesus effing christ are we playing the padres?
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
stfd!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
WE NEED INSTANT REPLAY
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
damn
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
sounds like the name of a character in a danielle steel novel.
"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff
Ratto being sarcastic
@RattoCSN Ray Ratto
The only way this series is worse for Bobby Cox is if someone “Favres” him and sells the pictures on the off-day #sfgiants #braves
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
More like Ray Fatto
get it haha. Too many fat jokes this game.
there's plenty to go around
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 8, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Why doesn't anyone tell him his posts are never funny?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Because he’s too busy attending Jim Rome’s asshole enclaves.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ha ha?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
If ratto and Sandoval collide does a new universe form?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FINISH HIM
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM, MATT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
Alex Gonzalez
Doing his best Uribe impersonation up there. “I might not hit it, but if I do, it’s going a long way dammit!”
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
that’s pretty much how he plays.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
brooks conrad makes me wonder what would have happened to me if I kept playing baseball after my sophomore year of high school
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Oct 8, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
/You might’ve played your junior year of high school?
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 8, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
MATT CAIN
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Matt Fucking Cain
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
I swear I saw this coming.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Splendid!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
Hey Timmy, you were driving a Range Rover last I saw you.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
xFIPped!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Matt Cain, ladies and gentleman
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
If we get to the NLCS, i dont think Matt should pitch game two. He’d have given up 3-4 HRs already if this was Citizens Bank Park. Nothing on Matt, but flyball pitchers at CBP = lots of HRs.
Bronson Arroyo disagrees.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You can say that again.
But I’d rather you didn’t.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Maybe he knows this and would pitch closer to the ground than usual.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Simply delicious.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
If we get to the NLCS, i dont think Matt should pitch game two. He’d have given up 3-4 HRs already if this was Citizens Bank Park. Nothing on Matt, but flyball pitchers at CBP = lots of HRs.
One game at a time my friend.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember the last time we only needed 1 game to advance and had 3 in which to do it?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
MEMORIES~~
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Honey, the cat’s yowling again.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
He’s a LORD. What the fuck, England.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
And then there’s Churchill, who is understandably a Sir, but un-understandably has a Nobel. For writing his fucking memoirs.
lifetime achievement award
really, he should have gotten it for developing a cigar size.
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
bad call is bad
- may be the worst ball-and-strike call I have ever seen
LOL
I dunno, the one from the Twins Yankees game yesterday was still a bit worse I think.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Maybe wcw didn’t see that pitch.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Oh man.
But the catcher’s glove, dude…
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Sure, but what you don’t know is..
..I am that dude!
by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re Lebowski, I’m The Dude.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I need some Jazz
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Go to the club like everyone else.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Back to the North Atlantic
I’m now being told the ship’s forward list is increasing. While the passengers are generally maintaining a calm demeanor, some concern is beginning to filter through the crowds gathered on deck that there may not be enough lifeboats on board for all 2,225 passengers. We’ll have more as we can confirm wireless reports.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Well
Time to start dressing as women.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
We really should switch Bowker and Molina in the lineup.
There, did that help?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
thanks
Can you tell Gavin Bryars ‘Sinking of the Titanic’ is one of my favorite records?
by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I studied the Titanic religiously when I was a kid.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
What I know the most about is the size of the rudder. Titanic’s was woefully undersized compared to the ship’s mass. The difference made it less effective. Moreover, the center propeller actually bisected the rudder, further negating its effectiveness. Point is, the ship was very difficult to steer, especially in a situation that demanded quick action. It was a factor in the collision.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Bigger is not always better?
Is that the moral of the story?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Actually, it needed to be larger. The rudder was way too small to steer the ship effectively.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Oh my bad, read that wrong.
Thought it said over sized.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Hey other playoff teams
what do you want huh, Cain? Lincecum? how bout we throw a Bumgarner at yo ass, how bout Sanchez? Whats that, did you stutter, thats what I thought?
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
Hit it well
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
Fulton County Jones?
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
chipper jones used to be semi attractive
now he looks like a fucking garden gnome.
"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff
And actually, he looks better on this image than he typically does.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Like Eckstein?
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 8, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL squint
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Did something fly into his eye or something?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yarrrrrrr, thar be racist mascots off the port bow!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
My first exposure to slash was this explicit thing on nifty involving Ryan Klesko, Javy Lopez, and Larry here.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I’ve read one involving Jones, Lopez and Andruw Jones. The plot was terrible.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Did someone drop the soap?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Meh
That’s usually an entire game for Panda
Oh Pablo....
I still have hope for you.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The most merciless heckling i ever gave a player was Chipper Jones
That will teach him to try and play LF
LARRRRRYYYY LARRRRRYYYYY LARRRRRRRYYYY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Hack away. Pitches were both balls.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
I like hacks.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
At this point, why would you throw him a strike?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Every Chipper Jones Interview:
I miss the 1990’s
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So, can we focus on the game now? I really don’t care about Chipper Jones’ thoughts on playing for a new manager next year.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 8, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
they can ask him on Sunday after the game
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m guessing they were going to interview Cox but him getting tossed messed up that plan.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
That wasn't a fun half inning
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
pablo really needs to lose about 20 lbs
and start to get ready for baseball instead of just jumping around
I would rather he start hitting again.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Oh Baggs...
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Maybe Bobby Cox can borrow one of those Brian Wilson fake beards and sneak back into the dugout. #valentinewoulddoit
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bobby Valentine's fake mustache.
Probably my favorite moment involving a manager of all time.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
I think about this every time a manager gets tossed. Hilarious.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 8, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I really hope he didn’t get fined for that, because it’s fucking hilarious.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That first thing.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
UMP
It can still be a strike if it doesn’t hit the target.. Jesus christ
"The kiss cam brings out the best and worst out of people."-Kuiper
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
“No, no, no, no. Barf.”
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice. Moving into the Braves bullpen early again.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Eh, they have a strong bullpen and there’s an off day tomorrow, I don’t think it makes a huge difference.
I’d honestly prefer that we string Hanson along juuuust enough before delivering the killing blow.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Killing blow?
Probability is pretty high right now…
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
4 runs is great, but it’s still early. 6 runs would be fantastic.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
wtf
Top 3 trending topics on Twitter:
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Pat Burrell
Bobby Cox
Texas Chainsaw Massacre???
Pablo....I am disappoint.
Urban thought of another stupid nickname for Cain involving weaponry.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The massacre of the Rays?
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
Must Have Highlights
I’m stuck at work and for whatever reason, perhaps some sordid past life negative karma, I cannot get my At Bat to give me any video highlights. No Burrell HR, no collision, no Uribe throw. Nada. Where can I guy get some in-game highlights? [Hair jokes accepted]
Yeah, they haven’t uploaded yet.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Amy G apparently has better things to do then watch the game.
AmyGGiants Amy Gutierrez
Just posted a photo http://instagr.am/p/UOv/
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Eugenio!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
No work for me
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
THIS IS NEWS TO ME
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I hate when "gay" is used in a negative connotation.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Agreed
but I’m more disturbed by the fact that I have no idea what the OP is talking about
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I’m curious.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
I do my best damn it.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
i think many gay people would want to watch the giants game too.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
What makes you say that?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Buster’s rump?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Freddy Sanchez
Doesn’t know how he just did that.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
MOLE-FENSE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Sanchez.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hanson is done
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
God damn I love this team.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Former LOL-Star
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
Kuiper was just talking about this
I guess he just sucks now.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Remember the trade in the beginning of the 09 season,
that sent McLouth to the Braves. Everyone screamed it was unfair and that the Pirates were blatantly selling off parts, but now it looks unfair the other way.
Huntington gets back fair return.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Corner outfielders for the Braves have a degenerative condition known as Church-Francoeur disorder.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Great defense by Freddy.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
BOO
that was a good pitch!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Um, this game is going great and all
But Cain is starting to leave some pitches up in the zone. Just don’t do that to Heyward, Matty.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
Actually
Heyward has trouble hitting pitches at or above the belt. So that would probably be ok.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh man, good pitch.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 8, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Who'd you rather, Amy G or Jaymee Sire?
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
Is that even a real question?
No contest, Sire.
JAYMEE, no question
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
Here's a question for you then:
Amy’s horse teeth or Jaymee’s mini Owen Wilson nose?
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
thats just not cool…
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
what is cool then?
…and don’t say Giant’s 6 packs.
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
the automatic answer is
BUSTER POSEY
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
I am used to horse teeth, but I dunno.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Come on, guys. Let’s not.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Aww, c'mon Jponry...
Everyone else is asking if you would, I’m just saying what would you rather not.
Please!…
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
I think we’ve exhausted the ‘LOL AMY OR JAYMEE’ conversation at this point.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don't know Amy G has her playoff makeup on today looks great.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
Do we have to?
/not even gay, but neither is remotely my type
by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Odd gay then?
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
YES
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Inez Sainz.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
DeSire
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on Oct 8, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You can’t be serious? It’s an easy win for Sire.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
HE HIT THE GLOVE!
THAT MEANS IT’S A STRIKE
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
FINISH HIM, MATT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Uh oh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Guillen would have made that into a double.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
"Giants Defender"
Holy crap, TBS. We’re watching baseball.
Maybe he is watching football?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Holy shit halladay has 9 CGs.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I don't like the hardness . . .
of these recent hits by the team from AtLAnta.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
Too erect for my taste
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Did anyone do a conflicts check when TBS purchased the rights to the LDS? Just saying…
I hate Bob Brenly.
Everytime I read someone write LDS
I just think of mormons
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nice block
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 8, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
We can't complain about balls and strikes after the two gifts we've received so far in this series.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
they’re really straight
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Are these announcers
Really criticizing Buster’s blocking skills?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
HE'S NO BENGIE MOLINA
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Come on, Cainer.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 8, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
THROW STRIKES
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
Strikes, Cain
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Time for a visit to the mound
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
Shoot come on Matt.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Cain likes to make it interesting...
he was bored.
Can’t pitch with a lead :O
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Cain needs a chat
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Nervous time.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
Strikes please, Matt.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STRIKES PLEASE
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Really? You lie!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
No walks with a four run lead, please
Especially with Heyward on deck.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I’m getting really nervous
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Me too.
It’s becoming increasingly clear the ship’s wound is mortal. Passengers are now scrambling for the few remaining lifeboats.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I forgot how to get nervous.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Shit shit shit
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
MATT!
FINISH HIM!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Nervousness coming back!
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
I'm shaking
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 8, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher].
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
FINISH HIM, MATT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
PLEASE FINISH HIM
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
FINISH HIM!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
A DOUBLE PLAY
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Woah Natto you’re back.
Hi.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Nice.
I had a whole bunch of Caesar salad, milk, rice, and broccoli beef (dorm food).
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
THAT WORKS TOO
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TWO
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
GIDP!!!!!!
YES YES YES
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 8, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
Muahahah! Heyward does a DP!
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
Unassisted DP
MATT FUCKING CAIN!
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
That isn't accurate
But I don’t care!
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
RUNNER UP
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
MATT CAIN DOES IT!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
he does it so hard
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
Too easy :)
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
YES MATT CAIN!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
That was beautiful
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
True
But more than anyone else in the Braves’ lineup, Heyward has the ability to change the game with one swing.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
McCann.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I just fainted
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
probably 2
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/bork horse image
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I read that as “Matt with 7.7 inches”
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Purple Pinstripe dreams do not approve.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Ostensibly
You just now they got meth-pushing massage therapists in their clubhouse
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
The Double Play Kid!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
I didn't realize there was only one out.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
..
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Oct 8, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL But we love boring!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
LOL RIPKEN!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
LOL
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
It's amazing to me how many Braves fans think Matt Cain isn't much of a pitcher
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Sour grapes.
They thought Lincecum wasn’t either.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
It's natural we don't think much of Hanson either. The only difference is we're right.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
I like Tommy Hanson. But then again, redheads = unf.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
i now haz a sad
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
They have souls
They’re just mutants
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I know it's from South Park
but fuck you
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Hanson is really good.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
I think Hanson is a fantastic pitcher.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’s no Matt Cain
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
Interestingly
They were shockingly similar this year.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
He gets no play from national media, so they just don't know any better.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I know I'm kind of a broken record with it
But I really do think it’s either because of his W-L record or his XFIP (depending on the type of fan)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
But with Hanson, you'd think they'd understand
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
really?
I mean, he’s not Halladay, but I thought everyone respected him as solidly above-average.
by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Tommy Hanson sucked tonight and I still think he's a good pitcher
Amazing they think a guy who pitches awesome isn’t a good pitcher
I know right..I wonder what they're saying on Talking Chop right now
Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.
about the umps mostly
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
Hanson is very similar though less awesome.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I don’t mean to stereotype, but just about every Braves fan I have seen at AT&T Park has looked and/or acted like a total jackass redneck.
It would be nice to see more interwebz people proving this trend wrong.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Let me say that in my experience, the regulars at Talking Chop have class, respect and dignity. I think what’s happening is they’re being swamped with n00bs who do not. They’ve complained about it in-house.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
The Giants success has attracted a few bad apples here, too. Mostly they’ve been drowned out.
by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Titanic discussion
We prepared in advance
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Good to hear.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Back to Back Complete Game Shutouts!!!
/fingers are crossed….so no jinx
shift+a
Been watching the game while doing other things. So excited right now. Fuckin’ BAT.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Missed you
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Missed you too.
…. baby.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Close, but not exactly
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
A text from a friend at the game: “Just scooted over to make room for Greg Papa.” I’m not sure what to make of this.
I am so, so sorry.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, that’s even more awkward.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
oh god your friend is in mortal danger
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m pretty sure he only drinks unicorn blood now.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
he’s more machine now than man, twisted and evil.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
So Greg Papa is both Voldemort and Darth Vader
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
TELL YOUR FRIEND THEY NEED TO CALL 911 IMMEDIATELY
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
My friend met Papa at last Friday’s game, said he was nice.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear lord why.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: FUCK MLB.COM ...
and their lame blackouts. ive subscribed all year and now i have to pay extra for the postseason!!!
by QualityOverQuantity on Oct 8, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
I wouldn’t get postseason tv, you can’t get a regular broadcast. It’s this weird single camera angle thing…
im not, but i wanted to make a gif oh the home run,etc.. oh well
by QualityOverQuantity on Oct 8, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Ball
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
That wasn't a strike
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
total horseshit, ump
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
Watch it, he'll toss you, He's got a short fuse tonight
Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.
I didn’t use the magic word, but I ain’t afraid to!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
OMFG
the home plate ump is insane.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
LOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooowwwwww
I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down
HACK HACK HACK
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
that’s a better pitch than the one to Cain
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
I’m in Davis, my best friend is at notre dame. At the same time we were both eating chipotle and watching the game
Isn;t Dos Coyotes still there? That’s much better.
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Yes it is. I ate there like a month ago when I was helping my sister move.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
+1
there’s two of them. Guadalajara is much better than Chipotle too.
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
fun fact
the (now ex) wife of the owner was once caught shoplifting a chicken figurine at Davis Lumber and Hardware (Ace)
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
shhhhh
don’t tell all the kiddies. I dont want to have to wait in line for hours at Dos Coyotes or Guads.
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
Soon to have butt pee together, too!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
when is your report going to be done?
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
this needs to be tweeted and put on your facebook page
by QualityOverQuantity on Oct 8, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahem...
SF_Giants San Francisco Giants
ROY Series Update: Heyward 0-6, 1BB, 3Ks, 1GDP. #ROYPosey 3-5, 1BB, 1K, 1SB, 2R #SFGiants
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DAMN
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
Darn you Conrad!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I know what I'm gonna do if I don't fall asleep.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
wut?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
urban dictionary
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
EWWW
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Very, very seldomly.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
How very sad.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
I don't enjoy it.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I used to, then I found out the right way.
I miss the wrong way.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
There’s nothing wrong with that.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Why's everyone telling me this gawd
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
We’re messing with your head.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
oh?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Actually, I have no idea what we’re talking about anymore.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Fun fact:
At 882.5 feet long, the Titanic would have been taller than any building of its era, if stood on end.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I hate that movie.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
NO LADY CAN HATE TITANIC
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I’ve fucking hated that movie since I was, like, 6. I still hate it and will hate it forever.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
kidding btw
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
LOL, I figured. But my hate for that movie is strong.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve still never seen it.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
The ship sinks
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Jack dies. He’s not the king of the world.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU'RE RUINING THE MOVIE FOR ME
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I refuse to believe that there wasn't fucking room for him.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
EX-FUCKING-ACTLY.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope. Not even that.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
MY FACE IS THIN AND I NEVER SAW THE FILM AND SO WHAT?
by wcw on Oct 8, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh,
Torres is hitting line drives all over the place… right at Braves fielders.
Matt Cain's long hair is worse than Lincy's
he looks like a dike.
matt cain
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
the resemblance is uncanny
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It looks like the asteroid worm monster from Star Wars, if you ask me.
But slap a curly ducktail on that thing, and it’s totally Matt Cain.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
GELOLOGY
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
i'm giving you an out, bro
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
No this is wrong
Matt Cain ain’t no cooled lava. He’s fiery hot lava.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Now TheLetter’s really going to love Matt.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 8, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I get more sex if the Giants win this game.
So let’s get that done, mmkay?
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Are you a King St. Prostitute?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
didn’t need to know that.
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
Yes you did
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Massive orgy at James' house
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Bigger if the Giants or Sharks win, to her
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
We’re both big on the Warriors, but the GSW victory sex isn’t something we experience often
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
That just makes it more special.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Durty sex?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
No, that's after Jonathan Sanchez pitches a complete game
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Braves Bullepen is kinda good.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not as good as it can be.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Heart says true, mind says false.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Thank God the Giants have the lead
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
There was just an amazing KNBR commercial that mentioned a ton of player’s nicknames, I heard no FBAL. :(
Jeaaaggaahh
Years from now, my kids will ask me
Which Chilton Autobody Hit Of The Game was the most impressive you ever saw?
Every time my brain thinks "Most refreshing beer"
My mouth says MOST. Refressssshing. Beer.
Pablo....I am disappoint.
Strikes, Matt.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STRIKES MATT
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
blue makin' me blue
ALso, that strike was identical to the previous pitch
I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down
Anyone else hear the obnoxious heckler on the radio feed?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
call strikes, ump
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Where the hell would we be without Burell?
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
I would like a strike
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
that was a strike to Cain
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
TBS Sucks
Earlier commented Cain doesn’t give up many HRs
Now – Cain led the giants with HRs given up
I hate Bob Brenly.
Fuck
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
ugh
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Burrell
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Alright!
Let’s turn a leadoff single into a leadoff double
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
BAD PAT. YOU MADE AN ERRA.
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
ARGH,
Matt if you don’t want to throw strikes, just throw balls in the strike zone.
Fortunately Pat
You are instantly forgive for that for having already mashed that HR.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
Yeah I’m really getting nervous now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
chill out
Remember when you said the Giants were out of the division race when they were 7 out behind the Padres in August?
It’s all better now, buddy. It’s going to be alright.
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
I’m not your “buddy”, pal.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
haha
you said it friend
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
He hasn’t looked all that great tonight, tbh.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL Braves finally score
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Shoot
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
damn it
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Dang it!
A run given up.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
So far, still unearned.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Damn.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No rally please. PLEASE.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
He’s up in the zone
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Need a new thread
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
shitpissfuckdamn
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Field umps trying to help good guys win,
But the home plate ump is evil’s physical manifestation.
These announcers have sure come to life.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 8, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
Get your groundball
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
Cain might need to exit the game
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
keep the ball down
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
Apparently melky is so large he counts as the tying run with only one guyon
I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down
Like the time Bengie hit a grand slam with the bases empty?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Can't find the strikezone.
Come on MATT!
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
That was better.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ugh. STRIKES
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Splendid!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Saved by the Melky
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 8, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
yay, Pat!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
I’m totally okay with Cain finishing the 6th.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
This should be Cain’s last inning. He’s been leaving some over the plate, and balls have been getting hit hard.
I don't like this development
Another development I don’t like: I might be getting a negative reaction to ice-cream. I don’t eat it very often but whenever I do, I get…um…digestion problems.
A worse development, I can not think of.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
It might just be lactose intolerance. Try lactaid—-my girlfriend swears by it.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Can you become lactose intolerant?
I haven’t been before.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Yeah
Happened to my wife. She has to eat non-dairy ice cream now
I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down
I think so. At least, I had a roomate who seemed to develop this, which interfered with his love of cheese.
lactaid helped.
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Happened to me after back surgery. Antibiotics can kill the "good" bacteria.
Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.
Yes. I remember developmental lactose intolerance as a trait of the heterozygous for a particular gene, but I may be remembering wrong.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
there we go
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
OH MY DICKING GOD WAS THAT A STRIKE?
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
MATT!
FINISH HIM!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH THIS JIVE TURKEY
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
GOBBLE GOBBLE BITCH
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
for some reason, i can't stop laughing at this.
"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff
The Giants make me street.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
FINISH HIM, MATT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
STFD CONRAD!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Damnit, Dick Stockton.
Pat Burrell did not commit an era. An era is the amount of time it takes Jose Guillen to run to a ball in the gap.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
whoo!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
LOL CONRAD SIT
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 8, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
LOL POSEY STANDING BEHIND HIM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That was #5
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to say, strikeouts take more work, but damn they get me off.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
chicks dig strikeouts
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
and dudes dig strikeouts too
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Fap-Fap-Fap-Fap-Fap!!!!!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Last night:
FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-PAF-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-PAF!
I don't want to hear about you and your evening.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
K thnx, Bye!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I guess Matt wasn't digging their uppity bullshit
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
Seems like giving up that run
Locked Cain in a little bit.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM, MATT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
COME ON MATT
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I would never.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
LOL
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
rrrrrrrrrow
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Splendid!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Boosh.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
And now
UNLEASH THE BEARDS!
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
LOL BATFLIP BY GONZALES
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
shallow Fly Ball!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
WOOOOO MATT!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I knew you could do it, Matt.
Now turn it over to the bullpen, Bruce. You know it’s the right move.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I LOVE YOU MATT
That should probably be his last inning though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
the only gameplan
bobby could think of was hit the ball repeatedly to pat burrell
This TMobile commercial has the piano in the background plagiarizing Jason Mraz’s I’m Yours pretty badly.
yikes
on 2 strike counts, I’d prefer he bounce one. he tries too often to elevate and gets too much of the strike zone.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Only 92 pitches
Unless we get to Cain’s spot in the line up he probably pitches another inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TBS Announcers lack counting skills
They just scored a run, runner on first and… “Tying run is at the plate!”
Wait, what?
Chubby Melky Errah
I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down
I like how we all panic after our SP gives up 2 consecutive hits. High expectations, anyone?
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
Not used to disappointment lol
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
WE ARE THE GIANTS WE DONT GIVE UP EARNED RUNS
or hit that many
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Wow!
Mega jinx
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 8, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
By the way, my playoff beard is creeping toward my stomach.
So pumped.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Just to show you what kind of strange person I am
Whenever I see that beach dancing commercial I always think there’s no way those kids walked through the jungle just to keep dancing.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
every time i see these all state commercials i really can't help but think of cerrano from major league.
JOBU.
"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff
Andres Torres makes me think of Cerrano.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WTF
Not complaining whatsoever, but where’s the torture?
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
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