Open Beatlanta III
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT
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oh good i was about to make one
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh, good, you’re not at the game. I’m ticking off my wife.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m watching the game with real life people though
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Nice to know what you think of us.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Thanks. I didn’t mean to imply that, whew, my job was over because one of my minions had arrived. I just thought, whew, my job was over because one of my minions had arrived.
(Thanks…)
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 7, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
We’ve got the place to ourselves. Let’s break something.
by wcw on Oct 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Oops I crapper my pants
Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal
FINISH HIM!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Is this a test?
Bowkermania runs wild no more.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
eggshellent
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
STFD!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
Lowe didn't get PH for
interesting
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
STFD!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Fucking hell, Ump.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
1 more out Timmy
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
the ball looks good coming off of the brave's bats
but we’re all over it… me likes.
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
I feel strangely comfortable with this 1-0 lead.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
How many overflow threads do those lame Tomahawkers have?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
love that chant
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 7, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
"Posey's Better" chants. Lol
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
LOL POSEY'S BETTER
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FINISH HIM, TIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
"Posey's Better!"
Good work.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I like the cant
But Heyward is good people’s.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
That’s a u away from a very interesting typo.
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
They're not saying "You Suck"
They are simply saying “Posey’s Better” which I concur with.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
STFD 2nd best rookie in this game!!!!
Buster laughs at your flail
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
STFD Jason!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
K thnx, bye!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
STFD GUY IS REALLY FREAKING GOOD.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD, ROY RUNNER UP!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
only Lincecum
can make 92 look like 98 to Jason Heyward
Love the chant:
PO-SEY’S BET-TER.,,
by skilletboy on Oct 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Love you Timmy
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
If this was an AL game, they’d just be starting the 2nd inning by now.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
POSEY'S BETTER! DUN DUN DUN-DUN-DUN
Giants baseball, torture!
Heyward can't really handle the high pitch.
that’s where you can get him.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
I saw that, but it basically confirmed my previous impressions
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Something amazing I just found on Baseball-Reference
Played two major league games, one in 1960 and one in 1961. Both were for Washington. One was for the team that is now the Twins and the other was for the team that is now the Rangers.
Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".
The tool I used to find this
http://www.baseball-reference.com/friv/multifranchise.shtml
I suggest you use it if you haven’t seen it before.
Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".
JeffFletcherAOL Jeff Fletcher
The #sfgiants record for postseason Ks is 10, done 4X, most recently by Jack Sanford in 1962 WS. Lincecum has 9 through 6.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ATTN: ALL GIANTS
Take one strike against Lowe.
He realizes you are hacking at slop and he is making you look foolish.
K? Thanks!
Sgt. Blumpkin McDingleberry
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 7, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
hahahah crazy
you have to swing at the 1st pitch or you don’t get another!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Giants reply
K?
SURE!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Heyward...
Buster will show you how to MAN UP in the playoffs.
BusterBomb!!!!!!!1
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I WIN AGAIN!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Andrew Baggarly
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Bruce Bochy said he wouldn’t rein in Lincecum to keep him fresher for possible start in Game 4. “We’ll do everything we can to win tonight.”
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I can't believe that anyone would even think it should be another way
this is the playoffs, there’s no guarantee we’ll even get to game four. this is the time when you use those arms for all they’re worth.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 7, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster, do it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
This is going to be an unintentional intentional walk
My guess
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
POSEY'S BETTER
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER MOTHERFUCKING POSEY
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BUSTER!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
BUSTIFIED!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER!!!
Bowkermania runs wild no more.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
POSEY'S BETTER!!!
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Buster Posey is
SUPERBEST, YO
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Only one is an anagram, though.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
POSEY'S BETTER!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
BUSTER TRIPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
TRIPLE POSEY ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 7, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
POSEY IS POSEY
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
BOOYAH BUSTER AIN'T HAVIN' IT!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
LOL Braves
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Beautiful Buster!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 7, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
So following this postseason fuckup, will Ankeil have a breakdown, disappear for a few years, and reemerge as a shortstop?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
relief pitcher
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Baseball is cyclical.
Back to a pitcher.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Cmon flyball pls
A 2nd run is like 10 in this game.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Cmon Pat
Deep fly ball.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
that was crushed
that goes out during the daytime
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Burrell
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Barry looked pretty amped in the dugout on Posey's triple.
Very cool
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
How do you call that a 2B/E8? It’s either an E8 or a triple.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I guess because the error was when he booted it on the ground, not on the attempted catch?
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
Sounds right to me
Juggled it picking it up.
by Duelling Brandos on Oct 7, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
so, having missed large chunks of the season
I have to ask: what does your sig refer to?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
SHIT
VENTERS SIGHTING
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DAMNIT
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I used to call Pat the Bat "Mr. Double"
maybe more of the same for the hometown Giants?
Or a strikeout instead.
by Dave in the City on Oct 7, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
horseshit
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
A sac fly would be nice
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
DEEP FLY BALL, DAMMIT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Damnit Uribe, just hit a frigging fly ball
We really can’t fail to score in this situation.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Well, we can fail
But we can’t afford to fail
by Badly Browned on Oct 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
too close to take there, Pat
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck
I don’t want Panda up in a GIDP situation
PANDA WILL FLY OUT
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Maybe Cox will IBB him
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
/hides with Merope
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Will you have coffee?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Buster Effing Posey
I know I’m late but still had to.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
nah sets up the DP
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
RIBE
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
c'mon, Jazzy!!!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
DAMNIT URIBE
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Now Panda should be forbidden to swing.
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Oct 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Guys cmon you can't fail this
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
don't swing at that shit
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Nice eye, Juan.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
OBP
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
NICE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
WALK WITH ME URIBE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Good take
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Good take? It almost bounced.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
So it was good that he took it.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 7, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
he isn't throwing strikes
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Uribe, good eye. Finally.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Really?
None of those were even close to the strike zone, but yeah, I guess for Uribe it was a good eye.
LOL Kuip: “It took every ounce of strength…and Uribe is a strong man…not to swing at that pitch.”
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Common Panda
prove for motherf’en announcers wrong!
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
With good reason. But where were you all season, geef?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 7, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit
They are turning Pablo around!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ok, c’mon Panda! don’t do what we’re all worried you might do.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
I know. I talked to the guy who ran it. He wasn’t notified or anything, but apparently someone reported it.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
okay Pablo - ball is in your court.
Can you prove us wrong? Take a damn pitch please. I’m begging you.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Here comes Venters. He’s a berserker.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
is that a Clerks reference?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
lets go gigantes
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Oct 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Yup make Panda hit right handed
not a bad move
Please do something good, Panda
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
does Cox manage like this all the time?
If so, no wonder he never goes all the way. This is Bork-like.
...Why is this a bad move?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Taking out a ground ball pitcher
when you need a doubleplay….
Monta Ellis's #1 Fan!!!
For another ground ball pitcher?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So is Venters
And they are turning Pablo around to his weaker side.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
does he know how to bunt?
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Turning Panda around
Venters coming in.. This is bad bad news
wow
surprised they don’t leave Lowe in to get the groundball, though I guess Sandoval does hit him ok.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Take out sinkerballer to pitch to Pablo?
Yes, please.
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY FUCK. GET SOME FUCKING GUACAMOLE, SHITBIRD!
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
HOW THE FUCK CAN WE PARTY WITHOUT AVOCADOES?
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
time for Panda to put the game away
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
Just don't hit into a double play, Panda
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
PANDA TIME
PANDA SMASH!!!!!!!!!!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Venter's gonna get rocked!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Panda is 0-1 against Venters
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Power sinker? LH?
We’re boned.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Boom goes the dynamite.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/pecks about for grubs and seed and small parts of Arrieta828 . . . tasty/
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 7, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, Panda
Bowkermania runs wild no more.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
slams head against wall.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GIANTS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
GODDAMNIT PABLO WTF WAS THAT?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Fucking outstanding at-bat Panda
Out-fucking-standing
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
motherfucker
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 7, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
MOTHERFUCKING COCKGOBBLER
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
“Cockgobbler.” That’s a new one.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
PabLOL
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
LOL
PREDICTABLE
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
HE SUCKS SO BAD
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
OF COURSE
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
aww Pablo.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
GOOD DISCIPLINE, YOU FAT FUCK
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I'm gonna fucking slit my wrist.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.
Never saw that coming
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Brutal
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
It did look like he hit it pretty hard
just right at the shortstop
well, who saw that coming
Giants baseball, torture!
Talent like this doesn't come along very often!
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
take a pitch panda
you do not deserve capital letters
that at-bat was fail
no love at all
me
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Pathetic Panda
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Wow Derrick Lee fist pump?
really? really? like you didnt know he was gonna GIDP….like that was really fistpump worthy?
And Pablo Sandoval promptly grounded into a double play.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Panda = worthless
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah.
So that was pretty much the most predictable thing ever.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
FUCK
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
PUT IN FONTENOT FOR SOMEONE. PANDA, MOLE, I DONT CARE WHO.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
If I don't see Sandoval for the rest of the year, it will be too soon,
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
I hate this Chrysler commercial...
Clearly those kids wanted to kick the shit out of that kid… It wasn’t a race….
Listen, folks: Pablo Sandoval just grounded into a double play. This isn’t a George Mason-makes-the-Final-Four type of surprise.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
IT'S A FUCKING ROOKIE THROWING HIS 1ST POSTSEASON PITCH
So the logical thing to do is swing at the first FUCKING PITCH!!!!!!!
YOU STUPID FAT FUCK!!!!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
New pitcher
I think I’ll swing at the first pitch
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
So, an awful strikeout on 5 balls, a comical IBB, and a terrible 1-pitch rally killing double play? Excellent.
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
The Giants Offense!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
That deserves a benching right there
Just an all around awful AB. How the hell do you not take a pitch?
I’m done with Pablo. That is just flat out laziness and stupidity. I’d rather see Fontenot than this shit.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Technically a double.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
I Love leadoff doubles
In which the runner advances to third that result in nothing
...
on the other hand, it makes that original IBB look that much more stupid.
Not a surprise
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Panda
He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’
He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’
He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’
He just hacks, wacks, choppin’ that meat
I love when leadoff triples do not score.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Seriouosly,
This should NEVER EVER happen in a post season game. Especially when you are the Giants,
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
nah, im chill.
should have gotten him this year. it’s not a contract year, so he won’t hit for shit. unless we got him on a one year deal.
Pablo says after every post game interview that he's taking more pitches...
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
Brilliant ploy by Panda there
With that atrocious at bat, he’s destroyed the Brave’s faith in Cox for that IBB. For the rest of the series, they’ll be infighting in their camp.
Sandoval just thinks a level deeper than you guys.
by sarf_london_niner on Oct 7, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
Ok, this makes as much sense
as swinging at the first pitch thrown by a rookie
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Panda needs to be replaced next year.
What else does he have to do to prove his suckage beyond all reasonable doubt?
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
IT IS HIS 2 FULL SEASON IN THE BIG LEAGUES
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They’re going to regret not scoring there
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Gauranteed
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
I can't get past this. That was beyond horrible.
You’ve proved these goddamn TBS announcers right…
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
Pull him now
His offense sucks, and his defense sucks. There’s no point in him being out there.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Nate in right field
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
This will be the inning in which we need Posey's run
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
You’re off the deep end, man.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
during the playoffs, a team's weakness will be exposed
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah but who doesn't know that the Panda
swings at everything, really?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Dick Stockton thinks that Cody Ross just entered the game. Dick Stockton is senile.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
nahh he didn't say that
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Strikes, Timmy
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Seriously, how the hell does he do that?
Is there no rational thought process at all? How stupid do you have to be when a flyball is equal toa run?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Figures they need more defense since they likely wont score another run :O
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
QUIT YOUR FUCKING WHINING, LEE
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
If I'm Bochy, I force Pablo to take at least one pitch.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
I'm starting to buy this
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Its only his second year in the big leagues and he was "awesome" last year.
Let him do what he wants! Can’t tamper with rare talent like this
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Oct 7, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
FINISH HIM, TIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD Lee!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
BIG TIME TIMMY JIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Oct 7, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
STFD you stupid overtall CUB
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
DAMN
THAT WAS THE NASTIEST SHIT I SEEN
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
THANK GOD FOR TIM
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
stfd!
thank you, radio people!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
Damn
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why the hell do you show that highlight?
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
WHAT HAPPENED IN APRIL IN ONE AT BAT IS RELEVANT TO THIS GAME
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It is when Bochy & Cox are managing
by sarf_london_niner on Oct 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
damn
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
And EFFIN SANDOVAL hit into a double play to prevent him from going home.
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Shouldn’t be afraid to hit a homer.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Flannery should've sent Posey
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I'm nervous
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
damn hanger
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I give Timmy a short leash here.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah I don't know what his pitch count is but
With our pen, I would feel comfortable taking him out.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
No torture please
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
thats not what he said?
what?
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Oct 7, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmah is dialing it up
93?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
timmy is humping up
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
LOL
Huff looked like he was going to jump the fence into the dug out.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FINISH HIM, TIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
He is an incredible athlete.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
+109
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
BREATHE!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Nevermind I was right. I can't think straight anymore.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
you need to chill my dude
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Oct 7, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
No, you spelled it right. I posted that right after the last out. :) I didn’t want you to pass out :)
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
THIS IS THE PLAYOFFS KID
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Oct 7, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Get out of this, timmy
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Wow
If they pull Venters out after one pitch we will be totally lucky.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NICE PLAY, TIMMEH...
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
one more, Timmy. One more out.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Splendid!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Splendid!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
TORRES!
FUCK YEAH!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ONE PITCH
What a stupid panda-swing!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
1 pitch out!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
LOL Diaz!
He was annngggry.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
YES!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
hella.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Lincecum at 91 pitches
I let him go back out there. Trust him more than anyone in our pen not named Wilson.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Grant wuz right...
These two teams are evenly matched.
by Duelling Brandos on Oct 7, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
92 pitches thru 7!
excellent!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
oops. 91 pitches.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YEAT BIG TIME TIMMY JIM!
"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean
The god of 1-pitch outs with runner on 3rd is fair
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Send Timmy back out for the 8th?
I say yes with a short leash
He is up this inning
I don’t think so.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Unless Ross reaches.
Then you can bunt Timmy
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This really is the Giants playing the Giants. It’s amazing and kind of eerie at the same time.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Whoa
Great minds and all that.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This is so weird
The Giants are playing the Giants.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Woah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm thinking of a number....
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Isn't Diaz the guy who rakes LHP but can't touch RHP?
If so, thanks Bobby!
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 7, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
Every ball that gets hit
scares me. Am I alone? I imagine everything hit is a HR, and everything on the ground is an error.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I am that way all the time.
You get used to it…jk, I feel like Andres just gets everything.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Uribe really isn't bad and Pablo's has been exaggerated.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
So do we pinch hit for Tim or leave him in?
Rationally I guess it’d make more sense to pinch hit for him but if we leave him in he might gain experience points and evolve!!!
by sbrody on Oct 7, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I’d leave him in.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
If there’s no RISP then I would too
by sarf_london_niner on Oct 7, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Zoosk do allergy screenings?
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Seriously. That commercial is stupid.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 7, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
What a horrible date!
The guy had likely life threatening allergies!
Not marriage material
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
He was so polite about it too!
The girl was a bitch.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 7, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I leave Timmah in
Who’s going to do better – Nate? Ishikawa? Cmon.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Nate’s already in.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
ok but still
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Alright, y'all are drinking something. So what is it, and how deep are you? Be honest.
I’ve got a lager, and I’m about to get my second.
Copenhagen
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Mountain Path.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
WANT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Beer...
still on my first one…
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
How are you only one beer in through 7 innings?
4 Black Butte Porters thus far
Pablo....I am disappoint.
I keep typing and forget to drink it
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
bourbon
but I have not started yet.
I’m still on my Oliva Serie ‘V’
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
3rd glass of Merlot
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
I FUCKING HATE MERLOT
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
If anyone fucking orders merlot, I’m fucking leaving!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I do enjoy pinot. Merlot, not so much.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
there is good Merlot
however, there is a crap ton of shitty Merlot
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
mine's pretty good
$12 bottle, I think
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Apple juice.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Tears
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
About 7 Tecates
I started around 6 EST
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 7, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
damn
/high fives you
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Blue Moon Harvest Moon Pumpkin Ale
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 7, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as “hydrating” means the water that goes into my whiskies and water.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 7, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
go Ross!
do some damage!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
not what I had in mind
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Who can PH?
Edgar, Ishi, Rowand?
Id probably let Timmy hit.
Jokes, Id let Rowand or Ishi take their hacks depending on who is pitching
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Ross is the only guy who has taken any pitches
well, him and Huff.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Seems like Pat took a few
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Yes, he did
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
No one warming in the bullpen
so either way Timmy staying in.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Makes me nervous
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope Pablo is watching this AB
apparently you are allowed multiple pitches.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL TIMMY
not swinging at all.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That would have worked earlier against Lowe
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Oct 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
should have done that last time
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
That's fine.
I didn’t want Timmy on base anyway
Do something good, Andres
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I'd rather have Pablo just take 5 straight pitches like Lincecum just did.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
That was a better AB than Panda's
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Damn this Venters guy...
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
he dont like you
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Oct 7, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
he heard you were happy about the Giants
can’t have that.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
it's torture inside?
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
LOL Giants
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Shit
Venters is good.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
yup
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
No kidding.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Jesus, Venters got 5 outs on 12 pitches.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
That first pitch was a doozy
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
that’s a lot vs. the Giants
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Totally over matched the Giants. 96 with a good slider.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Lincecum saw at least 5 of those
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 7, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Oof, the Giants looked awful there
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Wow!
…….
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
Let me check the "Kennedictionary"
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
God damnit this is just like another game vs. padres/rockies/dbacks/dodgers.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
Turns out Torture is good practice for the playoffs.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 7, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIANTS
Venters is pretty ok.
Timmy has a real short leash here I hope.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
can Fontenot play 3rd?
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Where is Dick Stockton from?
his pronounciation of ‘error’ is interesting.
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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Philly
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
i just looked it up
cause i was curious about the same thing.
Born in Philly, worked for Red Sox and Celtics games.
so i’m guessing it’s a boston accent.
interesting
cause he’s very non regional by and large, except for that word.
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
so, despite the frustrations
Awesome game so far!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
newthread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/10/7/1737936/beat-atlanta-4
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
If there's a lesson learned from today:
Giants switch hitters should never bat righthanded.
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