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Just twelve months ago, I would have been thrilled to have Cody Ross bat cleanup.

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Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t do that here. And saying /banned is a way of letting people know that. Some of the mods delete firsties.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banned.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banned

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get out!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

and lame

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Grant

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, hey

A new thread

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitch counts anyone?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

tense game

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Always tense in the playoffs! I love it.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant with the fresh new thread from the ballpark. Thanks!

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

He is a benevolent, dictator. Verily!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet!

Let’s go Giants!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank the Lord.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZ THREAD!

"I wouldn't say the beard got us here, but I wore it here." - Who else? Brian Wilson

by GrooveGiant on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Commander!!

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

This will be a good inning for us

by mlb22 on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

OBBP!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Beat atLAnta!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat atLAnta!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!!!!

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

OBPCODY

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

STFD STFD STFD STFD STFD STFD

I think I’m caught up now

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Already twice the production that Guillen would have brought.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

go go leadoff walks!

by Treg on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ROSS LIKE A BAWSS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!!!!!

One more postseason walk than Guillen already…

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

New thread walk mojo.

Non-Guillen walk mojo.

by Timorous Me on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY ROSS, I LIKE HIM

But I don’t like like him.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

But...

Do you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike him?

by haemaker on Oct 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maaaaaaaaaaybe. shuffles foot

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Cody! Show ‘em how it’s done.

by pwoper on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh now we’ll bunt??

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s not really the same situation as before.

by RoyaleWithCheese on Oct 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

They’re explaining how to calculate ERA. OMG STATZ!!!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is the audience during the playoffs?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Army Workload Performance System?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they could explain how to calculate WAR, I’d appreciate that.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now if they could get around to explaining how a player goes about earning and ARR BEE EYE I’d truly understand the game.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET THE FUCKING BALL DOWN!!!!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Step 1 is done

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

yes please

i have never been more excited for a walk in mah life.

by jazzhands on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Timmy

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta give Lowe credit that sinker has massive sink.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, Tim.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive out!

by geef on Oct 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets see it Timmy, you got it.

"I wouldn't say the beard got us here, but I wore it here." - Who else? Brian Wilson

by GrooveGiant on Oct 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo hoo!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice...sac!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

dirty

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet bunt!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY TIMMY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

NIcely done.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Bunt!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Got it done.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job, Timmy!!! Nice bunt.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive out!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Clutch bunt

WTG Timmeh!!!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

sinkerballers arent worried about pitch counts

by mlb22 on Oct 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

timmy is like

i make you throw pitches n00b!

by Wreckonized on Oct 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

shut it

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s an option to send it in if you have McC Premium.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just hit Alt-F4 that should send it automatically.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha application! You must be appointed and then co-opted on a biannual basis.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's do this, Andres

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres the Giant !! Destroy that shit

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Andres <3

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That bat is comically large.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

good

work the count to your favor, Andres!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Braves

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLBRAVES

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

CANTALOPE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

i once hit a man in dearborn michigan…

by bruddah on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Woohoo!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BRAVES DEFENSE

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

CLOLNRAD

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

The announcer is pretty

obsessed with the length of Andres’…bat.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I love how TBS just assumes no one has seen a single Giants game all season.

by Timorous Me on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Lowe is not a great pitcher

he’s a dodger. Don’t compare him to Timmeh

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLCONRAD!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BRAVES

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOL CONRAD IS SO BAD

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

MAGIC INSIDE

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

AtLOLanta!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

/faints again

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I loled

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOO HOOO!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for Andres to steal second

by nofreetime on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLfense

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BRAVES

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

ATLOLNTA

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CONRAD

That dude is so horrible in the field.

Do something better than last time Freddy.

by NHL84 on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck yes!!!

by skilletboy on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Rearing its ugly head!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Please no DP here

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddy, if you ground into a DP.....

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

horrible swing, though.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Defense

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

I could have made that play.

by Timorous Me on Oct 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG LOL CONRAD IT GETS FUNNIER ON REPLAY

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Man his foot saved that

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man, that was seriously ugly

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

brutal

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick Stockton can’t say the word error. he drops the r and says “erra”

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDDY FLY BALL!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Please hit a fly ball FFS

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Oct 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

But now I'm worried about...

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Brooks Conrad starting a playoff game? That’s like Scott McClain starting for the Yankees.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ajcbraves David O’Brien
#Braves’ Conrad with an ERROR in his fifth consecutive game. Five games, five errors.

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Ross

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

What the fuck was that shit!?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

cody jesus

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

It wasn’t a double play

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Oct 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck was that?

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMNIT FREDDY

Stop swinging at the frigging outside pitch!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit stix

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG FUCK YOU SANCHEZ

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Well put.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it was a hit and run why wasn’t Ross running?

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t send the runner from third on a regular hit-and-run. That’s a great way to run into an out at the plate.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What????

Stop making sense

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, good grief.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck us all

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, okay then.

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Really horrific swing there, Freddy.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

get a brain Freddy

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, I guess it would have been the same

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez: not having a good night so far.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez grounded to 3B

They had Ross on a run out. But during the run out, Torres and Sanchez go to 3B and 2B respectively

by paull80 on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty bad. Lucky that Torres is fast enough to get to third.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

And fuck you MOLE

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP THAT MOLE

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I GOT HIM!

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by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, I guess it’s the same as if he just threw to first.

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

OLD TIMEY BOLLOCKS SUICIDE SQUUEZES

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That was...

not the worst thing that could’ve happened

by Murray, Present on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

You gave it a try Ross...

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by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

stupid hit and run

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by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

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by Zetsuboushita on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh Freddy, molevalent.

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by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Godamn it Freddy....

Torres is the only reason that wasn’t 2 … Again.

by skilletboy on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

What the hell was Freddy swinging at ?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

base hit, please

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Put in Fontenot.

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by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Aubrey, show these guys how to play this game, okay?

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by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

If Ross doesn't go

that’s a DP

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by ilovesushi on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

No

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by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way

Torres was standing on basically 2nd

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn't a strike for timmy

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by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, ok. Stupid.

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by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Just, don’t blame Freddy for that pile of dogshit.

by marcello on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, I bet Guillen wouldn’t have done that.
/insert sarcastic comment

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by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck that!

can’t give both sides of the plate

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn't

The inside one was in the strike zone

by nofreetime on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure, inside corner

but the first one was well off the plate

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure

but the comment was that he was wide on both sides of the plate

by nofreetime on Oct 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This won’t end well

by nofreetime on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Blow this house down Huff!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Could Bonds have hit a fly ball off a pitch like that? Jeebs.

by Timorous Me on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm still pissed at Freddy - 1-0 pitch, he swings at one outside?

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by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

waaaay outside and low

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by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

Not a good game for Freddy so far at the plate

by kingswin on Oct 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looked

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

erm

worse than it was. That K was exactly as bad as it looked.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Huff

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

UGHHH!!!

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by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck everything.

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by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

this^

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit shit shit

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by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FACK

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by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

gah

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously that first pitch was sooo not a strike.

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by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did he do?

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by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

nahhh

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Criminy.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

balls

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by cloudydays on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

You've wasted Timmy's bunt!

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by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Six inches outside, inside corner, foot outside

ONE good pitch.

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by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucken Bochy overmanaging again.

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by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

What did Bochy have to do with any of that?

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by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit and run

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by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

hit and run.

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Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we keep saying it, maybe someone will notice.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have a problem with it

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have been a straight steal, not a HnR

Forced Freddy to try and pull a pitch, WAY outside.

by NHL84 on Oct 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

he could have just taken it. it’s not rocket science that you dont swing at a breaking ball in the dirt on a hit and run.

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I played for many coaches that MANDATED a swing on the hit-and-run.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

with a runner on 3rd, and the runner going, freddy wasn’t forced to pull it… he just needed to hit it 3 feet further away from the pitcher. it would have scored a run.

by mlb22 on Oct 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ump forced Huff to swing at that strike 3

b/c of the bs strike 1 call was pretty much in the same spot

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

runner on 3rd w/ less than 2 outs has to be driven in. stupid Mole.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

it was a hit and run

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were 2 outs.

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whhops, sorry

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Huff k’d to end it. Ross was 2nd out.

by skilletboy on Oct 7, 2010 7:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah. I corrected my self two minutes before you posted this.

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get really tired of the questioning of our players' intelligence.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lay off, Bochy gets grilled for no hit and run in the first and he sends him here and it doesn’t work. Can’t really blame anyone.

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Agree but maybe Sanchez should have just taken the pitch vs. swinging at that. I think Torres would have made it.

by Bochean on Oct 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you're right here. Just baseball and Sanchez having to go after a really bad pitch

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATTENTION

THAT WAS CLEARLY A HIT AND RUN, FREDDY HAD TO SWING AND MAKE CONTACT

by marcello on Oct 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Why you put on a hit and run in a sac fly situation is beyond me. I know—sinkerballer. It’s not impossible!

by Timorous Me on Oct 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are limits to what he should swing at though.

by Bochean on Oct 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not a straight steal, so the runner doesn’t get a great jump. The idea is that even a swing-and-miss will slow the catcher. So yes, you swing at anything.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So if the pitcher throws the ball 5 feet in front of the plate or 5 feet above the catchers head, the batter should swing. Sounds like a smart plan.

by Bochean on Oct 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never said baseball coaches were smart. I had coaches that would bench you for not swinging at an obvious ball on a HnR.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I get that it was a hit and run, but do you really HAVE to swing at the pitch if it’s a foot outside? Torres would have the base stolen easily on a pitch like that.

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by norcalnick on Oct 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a shame he made contact. Would’ve been better off with a swing and a miss.

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by norcalnick on Oct 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

Torres isn’t trying to steal though. He’s making 100% sure the pitcher is going home instead of trying to get a great jump.

by marcello on Oct 7, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

You HAVE to swing. That’s the “hit” part. Swinging.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t stop whistling Dvorak’s Ninth Symphony. Nervous, much?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Brave Nude World.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, dear.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

How the West Was Hung?

by speckops on Oct 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

subject line

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by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not nearly as good as the title indicates.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, good. Jason Heyward.

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by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT TIMMY.

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by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes please.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, Tim

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

So, is this the GDT #2

of which I’ve heard so much?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, Tim

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh that was our run opportunity for the night

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn't that redundant?

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

bah

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

get your groundball

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

D. Lee is a DP machine

by mlb22 on Oct 7, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Outs, please.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
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by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Cool video, TBS.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 7, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I know! Little Buster!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game took a horrible turn for the torture.

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by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Little Buster

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Skinny Buster

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by haemaker on Oct 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the playoffs

Ad’s are more expensive.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

$$$$$$$$$

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought i was on the wrong channel

also what is up with freddy sanchez? not clutch tonight

by kezargiants on Oct 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

KnK were talking about that, and how it’s 15 seconds longer… it’s messing with the pitcher’s routines.

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by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look for heyward to take off at some point.

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by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Against Tim, yes

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has my blessing.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

There you go

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two more, Tim

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn't mind two more Tims

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFU Ver-douche-y

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

He's not bad.

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by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say, why wouldn’t we like him? Didn’t he write that awesome SI article on Timmy a couple years ago?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double play, please.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

The TBS announcers

suck at their jobs.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I really don’t think they’ve been bad so far…

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than FOX announcers

That Saturday game against the Pads made me want to cut out my eyes and shove them in my ears.

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least you got to watch it! It was Braves-Phillies here.

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by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

shift-A

Lincecum’s line looks great, but he’s looked like crap this inning. What gives?

by wcw on Oct 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Really good in the 2nd and 3rd.

by speckops on Oct 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd time through the lineup now

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by cloudydays on Oct 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap Lincecum still >>>> you

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by norcalnick on Oct 7, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wanted to see the guy who got six Ks and no BBs in three IP.

by wcw on Oct 7, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

youarrrite

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amirite? Or amirite or amirite?!!!

by skilletboy on Oct 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It’s all just a crap shoot, any hoot? That’s what I say….

by skilletboy on Oct 7, 2010 7:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

One more, Tim.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

phew!

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG I thought that was gone or off the wall.

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

heart attack

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank God Ross is out there.

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by Kitspool on Oct 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, I freaked out a little off the bat there.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

That one scared the shit out of me off the bat

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

omg

it sure did look scary

by ldv on Oct 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit, that ball was CRUNCHED

and it didn’t even make the track!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got under it. Nice-looking swing though.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was gone off the bat

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

We all know how this team looks after ONE day off. But we haven't seen THREE days off have we?

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh that's right.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heald my breath. Thank god the ball came down.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

held*

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heyward is definitely running now...

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

hit and run

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

hit it off the end of the bat.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

’Cause shotgun bullets are bad for yo health?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is ATnT guys

it is just a infield fly lol

by Wreckonized on Oct 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Timmy

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice work, Timmy!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE!!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

No Ks that inning?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

not freaking out yet. the Braves are trying to avoid 2 strike counts.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out of it.

Way to recover, Tim!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

No Ks, but it'll do.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

phew

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

They need to turn down the Mic

behind the catcher. i don’t need to hear the pop of every pitch, TBS.

by kezargiants on Oct 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

An inning without strike outs!? WTF LINCECUM!!!!

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

DECLINING

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUYS I AM WORRY TIMMYS COMPLETELY LOST IT HES WORSE THAN ZITO NOW!!!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm calling it...

2 runs this half-inning!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Final score . . . 1-0.

I’ll tell you who wins later.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

good job timmy

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: ALDS

So, I guess the Yankees are officially in the Twins’ heads. :(

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

has anyone figured out how to sync the KNBR audio with the TBS video? This will probably require an illegal audio stream which I am just not finding right now

by alon91 on Oct 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

KNBR is ahead

so you need to delay the radio feed. Good luck with that if you aren’t getting it through MLB

by nofreetime on Oct 7, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need a new pair of shorts

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

By eleven o’clock tonight, I’m gonna need a new pair of everything.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

or even well

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good and Plenty!!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants will score the first run of the game

in the bottom of the 5th, I bet my whole paycheck on it.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I would take that bet

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unemployed?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

How'd you guess?

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got 6 jobs mon!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You lazy mon’… I got 17 job man’…

by skilletboy on Oct 7, 2010 7:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

GERALD!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster Posey!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!

He ain’t havin it.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Every pitcher tries to pitch outside to buster

by cubesonice on Oct 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

HAVIN IT

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Busted!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster! Base hit!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOM

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Bust

er!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Is buster's coming to the plate music really Baba O'Riley?

If so, he is even more awesome

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on Oct 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

AFAIK, he doesn’t have AB music. They just play different songs for him.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

POSEY >>>>>>>>>>> HEYWARD!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

STARTING US OFF GOOD WELL

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster!!!! Rally time!!

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by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

in the mood for some Jazz

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Ain't having it

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFU McDowell, you cheating spitballer

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Who gives a shit what you have to say Roger!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Such a beautiful swing

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

+1

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

go giants!

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 7, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

strike a busty pose

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Oct 7, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

c'mon

the

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

well, done.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Oct 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t work. :(

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't take a lead Posey

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Ummmm

Buster is confused at why theyre throwing over

by DFARowand on Oct 7, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

One of these days Buster will decide he is fast

And he will steal 200 bases in a season.

So it has been written.

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he say the 1st base ump is Paul Blart?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Mall Cop

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vaporize these in-game interviews, especially if the manager won’t bother with them…

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Pat

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Will he get one to hit here?

by nofreetime on Oct 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew

Ugly K though.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER AIN'T HAVIN' IT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

DP?

HE AINT HAVIN IT

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

What the

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Look at that speed!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Busta!!! SB!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY SB!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice slide.

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew. At least a stolen base. Good job Posey.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HE AIN'T HAVIN' IT

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey first major league steal!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

If Whiteside was on first, he would’ve stolen third, too.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Works but not pretty

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey with his 1st steal… hahaha

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Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster

Thievery

Suck it Heyward.

by NHL84 on Oct 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, he was

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even live he looked out.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it wasn't

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was waaaay out.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Got lucky there. He was out.

by skilletboy on Oct 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

His butt was definitely safe

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Humm baby got back!

by skilletboy on Oct 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Def out.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

He could of sprained something

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Oof

Terrible slide

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, ump!

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay for that blown call.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

No, no ankle boo-boo….

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Take some pitches Uribe

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside would've had that stolen standing up

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

whiteside would have advanced to third on the throw by mccann

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Oct 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

There have been some...interesting baserunning calls from Bochy so far.

Please never send Posey with less than 2 outs again.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He's using the whole managing book tonight

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate when the ladies do that.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap. That was roped.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm slowlu waking up.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

*slowly

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

So close

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Or maybe not that close

But still. Oh man.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Collective groan for foul ball.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The TBS guys don’t even realize that he should’ve been called out.

by Duelling Brandos on Oct 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe is making solid contact, at least.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Booooooooooribe

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck me.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Balls

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Bullshit.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT URIBE

What did you think he was going to throw over there?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF he went around?

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

gurgle

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I BELIEVE IN YOU PABLO

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

asd;fjadsf;lkjadf;lkjasdfl;kj please stop swinging at that

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Balls.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I am really tired of ugly hacks on pitches a foot from the plate.

by wcw on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

So, apparently Rowand was put on the roster as hitting coach

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

c'mon Pablo

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

err

c’mon two-first-names-guy-who-mat-latos-doesn’t-approve-of.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants hitters act as if breaking balls are illegal

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Umm, why?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't get it?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

lol wut

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk Panda to pitch to Cody? OK!

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by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo they are walking you

DO NOT SWING

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I always dreamed of swinging during an IBB.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like that urban legend about Ruth.

Didn’t Miguel Cabrera actually do it?

by wcw on Oct 7, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay so if you want to listen to KNBR instead of stupid TBS

I found a radio feed that is about 10 seconds BEHIND the television feed. It’s not great but I’d rather have it this way than the other way.

mms://96.225.194.12/kuik

by alon91 on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo

Don’t swing at any of these. He’s intentionally walking you.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

its sad because you need to do this...

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Lowe?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

everyone wants to be the hero.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Common Ross

get a HR to make them hurt.

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by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

After that first at-bat, I’m reall shocked they’re walking him.

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

? Huh?

Walking panda?

by skilletboy on Oct 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Shhhhhh

Nobody tell them the huge mistake they’re making.

Did they not see him last at bat?

by apistat on Oct 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

wait, what?!

This is a really dumb IBB. And almost all IBBs are dumb already.

by wcw on Oct 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I imagine Ross gets nothing to hit

Surprised they don’t IBB to him as well

by nofreetime on Oct 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lowe missed his spot, I think.

by wcw on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lowe should have pitched to Sandoval and thrown nothing but junk inside.

by wcw on Oct 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda swung at pitches that far outside on his last AB

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by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat’s K I can forgive – that was a close, nasty pitch by Lowe. But Juan had no business swinging at that one.

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by norcalnick on Oct 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Are they going to pitch around Ross as well?

by nofreetime on Oct 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd guess a diet of junk

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brenly bringing some logic.

by Timorous Me on Oct 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

they might as well walk Cody as well to pitch to Timmy...

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I think

They want to get Cody, end the inning, and start the next with Timmeh leading off?

by Badly Browned on Oct 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLWHAT

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Oct 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

At this point they should probably IBB Ross to get to Timmy

by sarf_london_niner on Oct 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

yea i think they will do this

by cubesonice on Oct 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whut?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

That WAS a dumb IBB

If they were worried, just throw a bunch of pitches out of the zone.

You know, like every other Panda at bat.

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Cox, not wanting to be out-over-managed by Bochy

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George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i cant believe they walk panda for cody

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 7, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll link correclty this time

just click here for a radio feed that is about 10 seconds behind the television feed.

by alon91 on Oct 7, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody

You ain’t getting much to hit.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

IF IT'S EVEN CLOSE, CODY, TAKE A RIP

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

YES ROSS

Hella.

by Snack on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

COMMANDER CODY!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

COMMANDER CODY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOHOOOO!!!!

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by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

cody!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Run!

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH COMMANDER CODY!!!!

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ROSS!!!!!!!!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK to the YES

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY!!!

LOL Cox!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK YEAH!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA YESSS

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

cool

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Cox

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY

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by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That was stupid

But very good for the Giants!

by nofreetime on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT GUILLEN!!

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU BOBBY COX

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Another beautiful Posey buttslide…

"When it comes down to it, we're just cheering for laundry." - Jerry Seinfeld

by humm baby on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY!!!!!

Latos doesn’t approve.

by NHL84 on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Gifted Run

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re just trying to get Timmeh

Ooop… Backfire..

by skilletboy on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAHHHH

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody comes through!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU COX

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m a paycheck short now.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

and proud of it!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK ON THAT BABIP YOU GROUNDBALL PITCHER!!!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Braves D

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GUILLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I love this Braves infield defense

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

And the Braves defense helps us again.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen says hi

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Avoid the leather at Ross

by mlb22 on Oct 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Braves are a joke on D LOL

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Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

2-0 to Timmy!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BABIP'd

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

So is this karmic justice for the blown call on Torres Sunday?

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by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, he was out by a foot

I thought we knew that. Did you need a still?

by wcw on Oct 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was blatantly obvious, no?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes it was.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

no doubt

Umpire may need a picture of it in braile

by nofreetime on Oct 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda weird the Braves didn’t protest in the slightest.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Judgment calls can’t be protested.

by wcw on Oct 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mean play the game under protest. I mean argue, or at least look miffed or something.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

In real time it looked incredibly close.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cox is the master of working the refs. He knows what really matters is the strike zone. There just aren’t a lot of tag plays, but the zone matters for every pitch. He whines, but it is 100% instrumental, and even a blatantly blown call doesn’t interest.

by wcw on Oct 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Braves fans got screwed over by the umps and Cox in the same inning.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

If Braves defense wasn’t LOL we wouldn’t get that run anyways

by Badly Browned on Oct 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, can't just blame that call.

If they had done two things differently, it probably would still be a scoreless game.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but not "just" the call.

They should have pitched to Pablo, then IBB Ross, pitch to Timmeh.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the Giants need to score one run is a bad call by the ump, an error, a horrible manager’s IBB decision and a BABIP ground ball.

No biggie.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

We seem to manage that a lot.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the situation was reversed this thread might have exploded.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walk Timmy? Lol do it...

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Timmy!

Hit it to Conrad!

Or Infante!

by Timorous Me on Oct 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad umpiring >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Giants offense

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braves fielding <<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Little League

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

25 pitch inning!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Lowe really does sweat a lot

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Those Southerners sure do know how to spin a phrase.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘..hot as a half-fucked fox in the forest’ springs to mind for some reason

by wcw on Oct 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re very good at it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

still has a poochy gut though

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes a dinger

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

TC

is probably going crazy right now over that call at 2b

by kezargiants on Oct 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

We would be too. I feel kind of bad…nah.

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Lincecum

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit...shouldn't have swung....

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Would've been a strike anyway..

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very nice inning right there!

I like it!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT FUCK YEAH

I get home to see the Giants take the lead. Good sight to see.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what you get when you walk Sandoval.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

they should have just IBB’d Ross, but OH WELL. TOO LATE NOW!

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

It's AT&T, Bill
sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
Best ballpark for a night playoff game: 1) Pac Bell, 2) Fenway… What’s 3 and 4? Also, Tampa is last.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss the Pac Bell name though, tbh.

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't around so I don't mind.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really did. Quite poetic. SBC Park was just a terrible moniker.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we’re not calling it “communications conglomerate ball park” we call it “the phone booth” Most often we call it PacBelle though.

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by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mostly just call it “Phone Company Park” nowadays.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The phone/phone booth is what I usually go with.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pacific Bell(e): Peaceful Beauty Park.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah Simmons

For an east coaster he really gives the Giants props

by DFARowand on Oct 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Key word

Playoff

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

but if they did

they would go crazy.. i mean its been a while

by hautecouture on Oct 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way.

This isn’t the South. Pittsburgh fans will support a watchable team.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

but

they will never have a night playoff game

by kezargiants on Oct 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Respekt

I do appreciate his appreciation of our misery.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

...I dunno who have the people on this board are..

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

Half.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ditto

Lots of new fans.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

My name is Swamp Thing

And I’ve been addicted to Giants baseball for 3 years.

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like you dont even know me anymore.

by apistat on Oct 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good news is Lowe has 73 pitches

bad news is their bullpen is really good

by hautecouture on Oct 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

But I would love to wear them out this game.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our bullpen . . .

 . . . is better.

/looks around/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum should have taken the walk right there.

How many strikes did Lowe throw in that at bat?

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks to Buster’s VROOM, we scored that inning.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I was worried

Radio side said he jammed his ankle badly on the slide and were worried how he would be moving.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, does Cox not get himself needlessly thrown out of games in the postseason?

by sarf_london_niner on Oct 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He really should end his career this way.

by Timorous Me on Oct 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine he will be ejected from his HoF speech.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chipper Jones would have made that play without an ACL

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I still can't believe Bochy picked Ross over Guillen.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

There is a God.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm baffled

It’s almost as if Bochy became smart..nah

by hautecouture on Oct 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Ross

His name is CODY ROSS! Not Dan UGGS!

by waffles on Oct 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres is just sex.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I liek one pitch outs!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

c’mon Timmy. Shutdown inning!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

1 pitch out

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Diaz

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa

49er16 just made me realize, that we scored that run because there is no Jose Guillen in the game.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Do not try and bend the Jose Guillen, for that is impossible

Instead, you must realize that there is no Jose Guillen.

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Person!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Whos happy Ross started?

Me.

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

ME!!!!

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

#7!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

s the fd

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

7 K's!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

K thnx, bye!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD, Conrad-Downs

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFDS!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you hear about the 11 for 6 braves shirts?

We need 11 for fucking once in my Goddamn lifetime shirts

by kezargiants on Oct 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

11 for 6?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

11 wins for #6 (Bobby Cox).

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

11 wins

to get bobby cox his 6th ring

by kezargiants on Oct 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

False

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhh.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, 6 rings? The Braves have won the World Series ONCE in his tenure.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he didn’t win any with the Blue Jays, either.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe its some kind of LOTR thing.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does kind of remind me of a cave troll.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

his number is 6

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uni number 6.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

RUFF

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am scout6.

And I loved that half inning.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s filthy tonight

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Oct 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick inning!! Good job Tim!

by pwoper on Oct 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

This game might end in half the time of your average Yankees game.

by Timorous Me on Oct 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe in time for The Office.

by Murray, Present on Oct 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Tim Lincecum,

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OFFICIAL GAME!

(not that they’d call it)

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YESSS!!!

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't know we were playing the padres tonight...

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Not too shabby!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

With what, 7 Ks? Very nice!

by Timorous Me on Oct 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very nice indeed.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Cox PH for Lowe in the 6th inning?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

has to I think

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Ventners guy really scares me.

by apistat on Oct 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

that guy in the Braves bullpen who has a breaking ball

scares me.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

that guy in the Braves bullpen who has a breaking ball scares me

by hautecouture on Oct 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least it ain’t Marmol.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank You Timmy

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Then choke.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna see him troll around T-Bell

Eating the remnants of everyone else’s XL chalupa

by NHL84 on Oct 7, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, this Taco Bell commercial is embarrassing.

by pwoper on Oct 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Better than the one I just saw for the Big Ten Network

A Penn State fan said “This [white] is our color!”. A white guy. They then cut to a whole bleacher section filled with white people in white face.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Got Lowe back out there quickly.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

“WAIT THE COMMERCIALS HAVE NOT ENDED YET! YOU CANNOT PITCH!”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 7, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I want a Torres dinger.

by Timorous Me on Oct 7, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 7, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit Alex!

You are a HoF bound baseball player! Isn’t that enough? You can’t be a centaur as well!

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cox standing on the last dug out step.

That has to be in no way distracting to Lowe.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 7, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh stolen

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I meant robbed.

awkward wording.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dagnabit

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Bummer

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT ANKIEL!

That had triple written all over it.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

im lovin this game rite now
and also tim lincecum and buster and cody and my slice of pizza :)

by Arrieta828 on Oct 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

You didn’t need to slide for that.

by apistat on Oct 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit.

That looked a lot better off the bat.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Thought that was in gap

Torture never ends.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Ankiel learned to showboat routine catches rom Jim Edmunds

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

So lucky

This whole defense besides Lee and Heyward look like clank mitts

by DFARowand on Oct 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Excessive slide there lol

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

just hung up there too much

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Optimism

We hit a ball into the outfield!

by Badly Browned on Oct 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

lol awful positioning and route

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

So close

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't do that again, Mole.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE A PITCH SANCHEZ!

Seriously – have you learnt nothing so far?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddy

Stop swinging. Your strategy is not working.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE A PITCH, MOLE

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Take a fucking beanball, already.

by Timorous Me on Oct 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moley is not picking up the slider.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

just swing at everything, Freddy

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

And he certainly did :/

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish ankiel was still an royal rite now
and also guillen

by Arrieta828 on Oct 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

We could score moar runs just by hitting three grounders directly at people

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I wished Grant played today

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy is in DP mode

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

You thought the Giants defense was bad

Then you saw the Braves….thought he would miss that.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

the hit-and-run wasn't his fault

But Sanchez has swung at EVERY PITCH so far.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

freddy has not been good tonight

by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

“Taking pitches is for pussies”
- Freddy Sanchez

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Mole

Take a damn pitch already! Stop swinging away at every damn pitch!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Why not take a couple of pitches batting champ? He swings at everything!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

“I’m just glad the Giants don’t wear see-through pants”

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez

Just stand there and watch pitches please.

He’s seen 6 pitches tonight (granted 2nd AB was an HnR)

by NHL84 on Oct 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

RED THONG STORY GOES PUBLIC

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HUFF'S RED FUCKING THONG

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Anniversary present? Uhhhhhh…

by Timorous Me on Oct 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

beats the hell out of whatever else they would have said

by wcw on Oct 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s his red baseball playing thong.

His fucking thong is emerald green.

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about his shower body?

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

is Huff still wearing this red thong?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Its gotta stink by now.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

he could wash and dry it everyday…

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably full of holes. I don’t think those things are made for athletic wear.

by Timorous Me on Oct 7, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course it has holes, how else would one put it on?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Top down?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red thongs are sexy

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Broke his bat. Ugly pair of ABs there.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

BAH

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Verducci's writing

But seeing/hearing him makes me want to punch small children until I pass out from exhaustion.

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

he is UNcomfortable out there

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine when he suited up for the Blue Jays a few years back. Awkward!

by Timorous Me on Oct 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

.....that's nice.....(scared)

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um...................

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

TBS telling the thong story as if they dug deep for it.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Journalism = reading MCC

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, this game

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid half-inning was stupid.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Great movie

Very underrated.

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys! I have an idea! Let's all pull every outside pitch on the ground!

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’
He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’
He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’
He just hacks, wacks, choppin’ that meat

by Bochean on Oct 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone knows about the thong!

by pwoper on Oct 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Why?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

rolling over on outside sliders

what is this, a lineup of Aaron Rowands?

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Classic rollover on the outside pitch.

Giants are doing their best to keep Lowe in the game.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Does BMW still make the Isetta?

by wcw on Oct 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coming out again in 2010

. I guess haven’t they heard about the Mayan calendar LOL

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yuck

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 7, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um…

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s fucking with us, right?

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh/?

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you so much.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

verrrrrrrrrrrrry interesting……

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

Is this some sick joke

by DFARowand on Oct 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the MCC

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You speak too soon.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fail

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm growing tired now.

Any ideas to not be?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

jumping jacks?

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this one.

Also, I think I’ll apply hot water to my face.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

crack

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop thinking

/Descartes joke

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/groan

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 7, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Methamphetamines. I hear a hit is the same price as a Big Mac.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

These commercial breaks are annoyingly long

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum will have to shut them out to win tonight.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

#8!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

K thnx, Bye!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 7, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

At this rate, the commercial breaks will run longer than the innings. haha!

by Dave in the City on Oct 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

stfd

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Oct 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

These guys make the padres look like the big red machine.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Unfortunately

Rookie of the Year: ROY does not chant as well as “MVP”

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

"Posey's better!"

TWSS?

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Oct 7, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Diplo looks like the exact opposite of what I expected.

by apistat on Oct 7, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Please go here folks:
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/10/7/1737883/open-beatlanta-iii

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 7, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster is a god

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

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