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Open GameThread, NLDS Game I

Atlanta Braves at San Francisco Giants, Oct 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT



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3 game series vs Braves @ AT&T Park

Atlanta Braves
@ San Francisco Giants

Thursday, Oct 7, 2010, 6:37 PM PDT
AT&T Park

Derek Lowe vs Tim Lincecum

Partly cloudy. Winds blowing out to left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 60.

 


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Please Win

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you feel good about this series?

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 7, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saying Way Oh

Got to let go

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 7, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe so...

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 7, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

hard to believe

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 7, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

I mentioned this after the clencher. The first postseason game thread in the history of McCovey Chronicles!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL "clencher."

 Like there’s only been one of those.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 7, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Nothing good can come of this

by marcello on Oct 7, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might want to have your alternator looked at.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat atLAnta

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat atLAnta!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat atLAnta

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 7, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat atLAnta

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat atLAnta

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat atLAnta

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You suck Cox

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So who gives us new threads since Grant is at the game?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Natto, Jponry

I assume one of them (at least) will be here

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 7, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

why can’t Grant do that with his laptop at the park?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 7, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

he might have to play 2B

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you think he has minions for?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think he brought his laptop

Also he might be focusing on the game

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/scared

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

GO GIANTS!

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Well at least rivera will make this quick.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 7, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

try channel-surfing.net or firstrow.net…they usually have TBS games.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Oct 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hai,
Iz this the post traumatic stress disorder support group thread?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope so.

Gah!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 7, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shawn Estes on Sportsnet Central

Bad karma

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

what?

Estes was a good Giant.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 7, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY GAYS

HOLY SHIT NLDS GIANTS OMG IT’S BEEN 7 LONG YEARS.

Go Timmy!

BEAT AtLAnta!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 7, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

good insights.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 7, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

DrDC's Keys to the Game

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 7, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every journey begins with a single step
and every victory begins with a single run
Go Giants

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 7, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS!

Have fun and play good baseball!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 7, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 7, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love you

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS THIS JUST FANTASY

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Oct 7, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must be in like, the third dream down the rabbit’s hole.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

im not sure if lincecum is old enough to be driving. i think he is still on his learners permit

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 7, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

and lol and huff making some backseat magic

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 7, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the car, but not seen in the picture: Pat Burrell. Guess where in the car.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 7, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That explains Aubrey’s expression.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think huff is shopped onto a monkey? look at the feet

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 7, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY NOW

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 7, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Cain

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 7, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, I just notice that. For shame!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Story of his life.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 7, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT YES

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Zito

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Oct 7, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC!

I’d rec it twice if I could.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

"I wouldn't say the beard got us here, but I wore it here." - Who else? Brian Wilson

by GrooveGiant on Oct 7, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, creepy Zito! Yes!

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 7, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, didn’t even notice, that’s awesome.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first thing I look for in these.

I works on so many levels too.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 7, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit. I just saw that.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, it gets better and better every time I look.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

best part

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 7, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is some amazingly thorough photo-shopping.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That car is crowded.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great work.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is awesome

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy fucking shit.

mym, you rule.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster’s all like “Hey, settle down guys”.

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Guillen was driving the trailing car,

this would be perfect

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WRECKING BALL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Oct 7, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YES!!!
OH SHIT ZITO!!

by pwoper on Oct 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

I just saw the car following! Holy shit that is awesome.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

thx for pointing that out

would have missed the extra lulz otherwise!

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Oct 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Oct 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG ZITO

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome!!!

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm

I haven’t been around here too long, but this is the greatest thing I have ever seen created on this site…

Perfect.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta catch 'em all!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy fuck Yes

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, I made this two days ago before the post-season roster was announced, so the Zito thing is a complete coincidence.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Fear the Fin - Cornering the market on third pairing defensemen since March 2009

by mymclife on Oct 7, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can see the future!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 7, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just gotta say...

FUCK YOU TORREALBA

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, it’s actually here.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

OK Twins

Three straight hits and a grand slam. Get this game over with.

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

All on the first pitch, plz!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 7, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

First!

playoff game in San Francisco in FAR too long.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 7, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Note to Giants:

Please Win so that I may get over this soul crushing anxiety.
KTHNX,
nvsfg

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 7, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

first playoff gamethread in MCC history
FUCK YEA!!!! GO GIANTS!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 7, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, boys. Let’s see nasty Tim tonight

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 7, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I imagine after this game ends TBS will go to the post game show and interview every yankee player possible before going to the giants game at 7:30.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 7, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Daily Anti-Jinx Ritual

THE GIANTS SUCK THEY WILL NEVER WIN ANOTHER GAME THEY WILL NEVER EVEN GET ANOTHER HIT. THEY SUCK AND THERES NOTHING THEY CAN DO.

disclaimer: THE GIANTS SUCK

now thats done with, Go Giants!!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 7, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

sounds like you took my pessimistic advice :D.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 7, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, im always optomistic… just a crowd pleaser

by giant4life83 on Oct 7, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still, I’ll be taking this out of context and using against you in the future.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

just so long as i have this thread where you proclaim your misuse of my quotes, that is fine

by giant4life83 on Oct 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. I guess I’ll need to bribe the mods to scrub it.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

do what you must, as will i. muahahaha

/plots evil scheme to wipe out Johnny

by giant4life83 on Oct 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!!

Hold me………

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 7, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

JaymeeSireCSN Jaymee Sire
Saw the replay of the ball hitting Tommy Hanson in the face…looked like it hit him in the right eye. Seemed a little shaken up afterward.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Doubt it will keep him out of Game 2 – at best, they might flipflop Hudson with him. One can hope though, because Hanson is fucking nasty.

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

The dude never showers and eats his own boogers. Gross.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mauer starting the rally.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

well played Mauer

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 7, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the National League won the All-Star game in July I made a comment to my Dodger-fan-father about how it was great that when the Giants went to the World Series they would have home field advantage… And at this point they were in 4th place and the stupid Dodgers hadn’t collapsed yet so my father was very egotistical about his dumb team and he told me that the Giants going to the WS was so unlikely that if they made it, he would take me out of school to see the game regardless of the cost.

LETS DO THIS GIANTS, MAKE MY DAD PAY (LITERALLY) FOR BEING A DODGER FAN

by sbrody on Oct 7, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

And then call child protective services. No kid deserves to be brought up in that environment.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 7, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The season is over and the Giants are playing

It’s been so freakin’ long.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

This Playoff Game Thread

is gorgeous!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 7, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy Timmy Day everyone!

This had better be totally awesome!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy Timmy day to you good sir.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man…. butterflies in the stomach…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL AL HOME TEAMS

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 7, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Twins

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd LOL Twins, but I just feel really bad for their fans.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Not only are the fans disappointed to see their team get rolled again, but they are also cold.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMO it's just the Yankees being the Yankees, and the Twins being the Twins.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean, “are they losing to the Yankees in the playoffs more or less efficiently outdoors than they lost to the Yankees in the playoffs indoors?”

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 7, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M SCARED, SOMEONE HOLD ME

by Murray, Present on Oct 7, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

CAN’T
MY HANDS ARE SHAKING TOO MUCH

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean and Bochy, by excluding both Guillen and Zito,

Have left me in the unusual and unfamiliar position of having precious little to bitch about, at least pre-game.

That being said, GO GIANTS!

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

It is nice

That the best lineup we’ve had all year is the one we’re putting out in the first game of the playoffs.

by GiantPain on Oct 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, it’s awesome.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 7, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd for beautiful accuracy.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was fine all day today.

AND NOW I’M SO FREAKING SCARED.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I was nervous all day for a speech I had to give. I’m more nervous now.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha I had to do a similar thing.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 7, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to have the worst stage fright about public speaking, Now, it’s absolutely nothing. Weird.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Samesies

Being in groups with people that are awful at it made it where I don’t consider it a big deal. I’ve had to bail people out and talk for a while and I got over it.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 7, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Did a 40-minute presentation and realized that my fly was down at the 5 minute mark. I realized it would call too much attention if I tried to zip up so I rolled with it.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 7, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine went away after I got into radio. I guess the day-to-day repetition of speaking to an audience wore away the stage fright.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes sense. How nervous were you when you first started on the radio?

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty dang nervous. People were in the studio with me, so they were watching my every move, plus I’d never been on a mass medium before. Listening back to some of those early newscasts, it sounds like I’m trying to set a speed-reading record. I was way too amped.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am always that way.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now, nearly six years later — piece o’cake.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I show little flashes here and there.

It’s just I guess I don’t like people to think I am talkative.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems pretty natural. It’s a tough thing to do. I think it’s way more difficult than speaking in front of a group, probably because you have to fill a certain amount of time. In a speech, it can end shorter or go longer.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 7, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first few times I interviewed patients, I was so nervous. Just long strings of umms and uhhs. I was sweaty and getting palpitations, the whole deal. My mind would just go blank. It was totally awesome.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never really had. I have anxiety but have no problem with it.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t be like the Twins, Giants.

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I have this stupid smile on my face but I’m also fidgeting a lot. AHHHHH!!!!!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm too old to feel this way, but I'm about ready to throw up from anticipation.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nervous, nervous, nervous

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS FUCKIN DO THIS!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"I wouldn't say the beard got us here, but I wore it here." - Who else? Brian Wilson

by GrooveGiant on Oct 7, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

He’s been poisoned by all the fluorescent dyes from his suits.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omg what am I suppsoed to do for a half hour? I tried playing Call of Duty but I was too fucking amped and antsy to kill anything. omg omg omg

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

you should just be a bad teammate.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate those asshats.

Also, one regular TDM I played, I had some douche on my team with a riot shield that kept trapping me and other team members in a corner with the damn shield. And I wasn’t carrying any frag grenades so I couldn’t kill myself to escape.

I hate to quit a match, but I did that time.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 7, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Guillen is doing the same thing. On COD, of course.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 7, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES SHOOTING

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 7, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

its ok

take off all your clothes
that will calm you down

by Wreckonized on Oct 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drink alcohol

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put your pants back on

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK I'm ready

I’m sitting in my living room wearing a full Panda suit. It’s friggin’ hard typing and using the remote wearing this thing.

by Bochean on Oct 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what I was going for.

by Bochean on Oct 7, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well then, well played Mauer.

by The Double Deuce on Oct 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Must Draw You

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Oct 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ompressive.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re quick.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost perfect. I am wearing a Wilson beard too though….

by Bochean on Oct 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure you are...

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Oct 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

People don’t lie on the Internet. Everyone knows that.

by Bochean on Oct 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN HAZ BONER

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was fast. And awesome.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL EMO

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 7, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

She looks talented.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

or as an old man once said to me:

ah, to be young.

Or rather, to be old…and then to be young.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not complaining, but uhh…

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. It’s just weird.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop Contemplating Its purpose!

It Will Bring Wins!!

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Oct 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

burn. also, im comin home tomorrow

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Elmo like.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a renewed interest in Sesame Street.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have renewed interest in Katy Perry

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you’re comfortable with banana hammock gifs…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

There had better damn well be some.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I am!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hammered. Its good, because i wont go crazy over every pitch

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 7, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ooh, drinking

That’s a good call. I think I’ll pour myself a bourbon sour for the first pitch.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really because it makes me go way crazier. It just makes the disassociation easier after the fact.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

im much more analytical and critical when im sober. being drunk makes me just kinda be there

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS WHERE THE FUN IS BRAH

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's to whiskey.

DEEP IN THE BOTTLE THATS HOW I PLAYOFF

I love the Giants. Please win Giants.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 7, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

whiskey lemonade….yum

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 7, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frickin' Woo

Sooo excited. Humm Baby! Beat the Bravos.

by Lima Beans on Oct 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Whenever they say that a game will be low scoring, it’s always a blowout.

by pwoper on Oct 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Enough with the damn commercials, TBS

I want a pregame show.

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what the radio is for.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s right here next to the laptop.

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it’s close enough to the laptop to hear it, but far enough from the laptop so as not to have nasty interference.

Hehehe Dave said “bunting”

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Elitist even

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No TBS for you?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s one.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

SRO

On top of the arcade if anyone wants to holla. I’m tall and white. Sec 151. Giants hat and jacket

by FairweatherFan on Oct 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Hey I’m tall and white too!

High five!

by The Double Deuce on Oct 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

/freaking out, bro

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, here's a bit of a calming exercise for everyone:

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

It works!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gahs, Ah'm skurrrrrred.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't be scrrd baby, it's just the Lord doing his work.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Auckland, New Zealand Giants fan regiment is on standby

The entire southern hemisphere (me) is behind you, motherfuckers!

by Lopkop on Oct 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice. I might be going to New Market next year for business.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO Nervous

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

by NHL84 on Oct 7, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

And I'm here

listening to “19th Nervous Breakdown”

here it ccccoooooomes

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Oct 7, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry your former son can’t be here.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, can’t be too sad about STL not making the playoffs. Randy will get over it.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Oct 7, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our usual pregame song is “Centerfield” Though we change the lyrics to reflect our feelings about Guillen in right field.
But guess what?
THAT DOESN’T APPLY ANYMORE!!!!!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so tired.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

No kidding

I’ve been up for 29 hours because I didn’t trust my alarm to wake me for the start of the game.

by PaceCar on Oct 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stayed up procrastinating my hw, watching part of Halladay's no hitter, and the end of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a paper to write on “Hofstede’s Cultural Taxonomy” needless to say it’s not an interesting enough topic to distract me.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to write an essay too, though, I can fudge mine.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I was the moon

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Also, when David Wells says “peekaboo,” he looks and sounds like a child molester.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

lol so true

put him in a ice cream truck and hes got a new business

by Wreckonized on Oct 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

practice

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this national anthem

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

who’s playing it?

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Oct 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIGHTNING IS FLASHING ALL AROUND ME

COYOTES ARE CALLING INTO THE NIGHT

JON MILLER IS ON THE RADIO

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

And my 750 of evan williams is still 2/3rds full.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 7, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS 500 FOR ALL YOU ASTRONOMISTS

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 7, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

AMERICA!

FUCK YEAH!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

playoff caliber at best!

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 7, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deep down, he's a sensitive man.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

Go get it, Giants.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK DEREK LOWE AND HIS DODGER STINK

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

He sweats a lot.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don't call him Dick for nothing!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear he’s actually Tyler Walker in a wig and corset.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much that he gets blisters, apparently.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great year

No matter what, gotta love this year. Lets get to work, go to war and see what happens. I am excited.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 7, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Excitement!

LOUD NOISES!! MUCH ANXIETY!!

Sitting at McCovey’s under the Hank Aaron jersey case. Omen? I don’t like it. Have a fear it will transform in the middle of the game to a Jason Heyward jersey. But still…

Go Giants!

by Every6thDay on Oct 7, 2010 6:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Don’t worry, I’m on it. I’ll be breaking some kneecaps pre-game on Sunday.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

but the Giants are awesomer

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big games...
Now, the NL, on the other hand? Well, it’s not a pretty past for those who go down 0-1. Thirty teams have done it, and only three have recovered. None have done it since 2003.

That’s the bad news for the Reds. The good news? All three of those teams that have recovered — the 2003 Marlins, ’00 Mets and 1999 Braves — wound up advancing to the World Series, with the Marlins winning it all.

Overall, though, it’s probably not a good idea to go into an 0-1 hole in the NLDS. (So take note, Giants and Braves.) And you definitely don’t want to go down 0-2. Nineteen NL teams have done it, and none have climbed back.

Full article here: http://www.barrybonds.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20101006&content_id=15456560&vkey=news_mlb&c_id=mlb

by nofreetime on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Change-up from hell”
-Dennis Eckersley

Nice.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, glad someone else noticed.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of okay

“Giants got a chance. Giants got a chance.”
-David Wells, creepy pedophile voice

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this logic lol

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wells to Eck: "Did you send Lincecum all of that moss, man?"

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HUUUUUUGE LIGHTNING BOLTS

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

You are a wonderful person.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

APPROVED

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

PE#1!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh jcb, that is neat.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there is a new shirt for the kid

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it’s green.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh, a live one or a ST one…

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

missed it

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG LOOKS AMAZING. Can’t believe I’m gonna be there tomorrow night!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too, me too…
I can’t wait.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, this is on TBS and CSN bay area, right?

I want to hear Kruk and Kuip.

by The Double Deuce on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Nar

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOPE

radio only for Kruk and Kuip and Flem

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh ok, I’ll bust out the radio. Thanks!

by The Double Deuce on Oct 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

turn on your radio

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Shit

Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Get ready for 3-5 games of Dick Stockton!

Ah yes I remember this guy… he brought down our Dodger LDS games too.

Enjoy the game folks! GL to SF the rest of the way ( to a point ;) )

by Dave in the City on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Stockton and Brenly

Brenly better represent!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

just finished ripping the bong, lets go timmmmmayyyyyyy!

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

you seem very invested in certain psychadelic liberties!

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Former Giant as an announcer. I like it.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad he’s a bad announcer.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAVE YOUR RALLY RAGS LARGE ORANGE WASHCLOTHS!

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Could be a lot, lot worse than Stockton and Brenly.

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Buck, McCarver, and Morgan!

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

YIKES

Dick Stockton in High Def.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Oct 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Who’s that tattooed homeless man they just intercut with shots of the Giants?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift A

OMG It’s almost time

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm calling it.

MVP of this series: Pablo Sandoval

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

This would make me happy.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been saying this for a week. I have the same feeling.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

LVP of this series: Robin Williams

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what I’ve been thinking all day. He seems primed for a breakout series.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robin Williams?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Dont Hatee. Dudes lives in SF

Seen him at a couple music concerts at the Fillmore. Nice guy.

by DFARowand on Oct 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a long time fan.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So am I

And I wasn’t in What Dreams May Come

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Oct 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU WERENT IN MORK AND MINDY EITHER

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he's not Bi?

Which one was he in?

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy, I’m glad we missed him. I wonder who they will dredge up for tomorrow?

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

James Franco!

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Oct 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robin Williams!!?!!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Lumping Robin Williams in with Rob Schneider is minor blasphemy.

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robin Williams is pretty funny!

Not what he says, but what he does!

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dane Cook loves baseball

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

these guys are Giants fans: http://walkingtheroom.libsyn.com/

they’re pretty hilarious. They even rip on Mat Latos.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Oct 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear MCC

I don’t know if I ever thought I’d see the day of a MCC thread and a Giants playoff game. It’s gonna be fun.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

lmao what is this robin williams business

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I really don’t think my stomach lining will make it to Sunday.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't think I will

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BASEBALL !

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

@FakeChipCaray Chip Caray
Did Dick Stockton superglue pubes on the top of his head?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I wish there were non-annoying celebrity Giants fans.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we bring Marisa Miller back?

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

James Franco!

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I’m down with him. Knew he was from the Bay Area, didn’t know he was a fan.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

they both have Japanese body pillow fetishes?

by Murray, Present on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Palo Alto. I played soccer with his brother.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it helps, sometimes I get recognized at the grocery store.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you do radio?

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I speak, people know my voice.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like

“You’re that asshole from public radio, aren’t you?”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Real Genius!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, by really confused 5 year olds wondering wth I’m doing off the school’s grounds.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's winning time

Let’s go Giants!!

Sit em down quick, Timmy!

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

We better win

or else.

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

So, where do I hear Jon Miller on the radio?

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Oct 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

1050

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

I think

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doing Yankee games, so you already missed him.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap you're right

It was 1050 last night but that was during the Yankees game. So wrong

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, thanks, i have

680 on here now.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Robin, I like him.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

He needs to lighten up on the cocaine before going out in public

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

DamonBruce Damon Bruce
Robin Williams rallies the fans and proceeds to snort the first base line on his way off the field. #sfgiants

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, that Robin Williams shtick is kind of embarrassing.

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, so fucjking fired up

Robin Williams is the man

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh

Robin Williams is excited. I actually don’t think he was trying to be funny at all, there.

I’m down with an excited Giants fan.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Do we already need a new thread?

This shit is real.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET’S GO TIMMY!!!

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

And heeeeeeere we gooooooooo

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

PLAY BALL!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

First pitch!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKE

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKE 1

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike, baby!

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKE ONE MOTHERFUCKERS

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG GUYS I’M WATCHING A PLAYOFF BASEBALL GAME WITH THE GIANTS IN IT

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE STRIKE 1!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

timmy starts it off

i love this!

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Heart pounding

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, my heart is racing.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

8-second lag on TBS :(

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Calm down Timmy

by geef on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Calm down Timmy

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Calm down.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG THROW STRIKES

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, dude

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

No

Throw strikes

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy feels like we do...heart pounding, etc.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

uh oh

fb control

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Oct 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

CRAPSICLES!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

We that’s not good.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

durg

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, that could have gone better.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

suck it Jason Heyward

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Left it up

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh-oh

We need a perfect game here.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

This is not how I imagined it.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m tingly, but worried

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

91 walks. God damn.

by geef on Oct 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw another pitch besides the fastball

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, please.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy gets so hyper.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

good changeup there.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice change

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

Like that

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

That's better!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT ROOKIE OF THE YEAR RUNNER UP

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

WE GOT HEYWARD OUT!

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

There, that's better

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Dos mas por favor.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO HOOO!

No Runner advancing!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s somewhat more like it.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat the GLOVE

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Seller of cock!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/monger

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, just looked it up to realize I'm a moron

Always thought it meant one who desired and hoarded (cock, in this case).

by marcello on Oct 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick Stockton is not a good announcer.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brenly has actually been very accurate in his commentary so far.

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

He has been pretty good. Maybe I was distracted before by his annoying Cubbiness.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy lucky Lee didn't swing at that pitch

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I completely missed the D. Lee was a Brave

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

2-3-4 hitters on this team are all absolutely terrifying

by geef on Oct 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Lee?

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Derrek Lee is still a good hitter. Might not be what he once was but he’s still scary.

by geef on Oct 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. He’s been pretty mediocre for a couple years now.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My pokemonz agree

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s one year removed from a 5 WAR season with a .972 OPS. And he’s been a lot better with the Braves than he was with the Cubs this year.

Differing opinions I guess.

by geef on Oct 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee doesn't scare me.

McCann scares the shit out of me.

by NHL84 on Oct 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

what team are you talking about

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurry up Timmy I gotta go get the laundry out of the dryer!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s got bowling tonight. [and he’s not happy about it]

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

whaaaaaaaaaat

fuck bowling

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Timmy dye his hair?

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG Timmy looks like shit so far

/early overreaction

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

It's become a theme this year.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's done

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DIDN’T THEY KEEP ZITO ON THE ROSTER!!!???

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOCATION, TIMMY, LOCATION

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmah needs to calm down

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN, FORMER JCB9 WHITE WHALE!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FIRST!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Derek!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT-A

SSTFD

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by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

that changeup is tooo good

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE IT!!!

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD you cubfuck

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD LEE

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not against walking McCann

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

K thnx, bye!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

cute

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The change is perfect tonight.

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that fan was saying STFD

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

MCCANT

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Timmy

Get out of this shit and settle down

by DFARowand on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn, I'm already freaking out.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Looking better.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

How can I tolerate 9 innings of giants baseball with stockton and brenly?

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously. These two are miles ahead of anybody on FOX

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, lets stop beatifying the wife-beater

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that's more like it

Keep that up

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THIS JIVE TURKEY

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

The crowd is pretty awesome tongiht

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

See this Minnesota?

This is what we call “fans.”

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys, Braves fan here. Man this is going to be a great series. You guys are pretty cool, and if the Braves can’t win this, I hope you guys go all the way!

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

by jjb5574 on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Why hello

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same to you guys

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You seem nice.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop trying to make me not hate you

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well thanks!

Good luck! I hope you really enjoy this well played series.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, on the other hand, only wish for the Giants to go all the way.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

They seem to be sitting on the changeup some

Just waiting it out.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks beautiful out there.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMOTHY LEROY LINCECUM…. DON’T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

3 straight changeups?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

0-2 to 3-2 twice

Ugh.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HYMNS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

stfd!

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

/faints

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD 2nd best catcher in this series

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD EVERYONE

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Timmy is still God.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD second-best catcher in this game!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

A.J. Pierzynski, I imagine!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always had high hopes for Bobby Estalella.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD YA JIVE TURKEY

GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE BITCH

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

SSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I love balls!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

K thnx bye!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

he has been sat.

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

2 3 4 pretty freakin scary?

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

yep, the Giants have an awesome 2, 3, 4

The Giants are good. Face It.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like good timmy on every count except 0-2

by bruddah on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

That was your chance Braves!!!!!!

by DFARowand on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

was that 4 straight changeups?

fan of giants, warriors, 49ers and playoff sharks fan

by warriorsalltheway on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Some of those are his new slider toy

by Bochean on Oct 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least one looked like a curveball.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good god people, 750 comments through one half-inning. TAKE US TO DEFCON ONE.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Imagine what happens when we score...

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or GIDP

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like taupe.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m installing extra liquid cooling on my laptop to handle the first ever playoff GDTs.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just me or does it kinda sound like TBS really, really muffles crowd noise?

by apistat on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Crowd mike is up chip caray's ass

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been wondering the same thing

Thought it was just my TV.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm listening on the radio

and the park is ROARING.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate TBS and not owning a radio

by apistat on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear they sell those at stores now-a-days.

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by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

the K pitch to Lee was a lot nastier than the one to McCann. I think Lee got the changeup and McCann whiffed on the curveball.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEXy CHANGE!
I dont know how to celebrate

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

after I hear the radio call? or wait for the stream?

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy seemed very psyched up there and it showed, but he got he changeup workin’ and seems like he’s settling down.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

So, nothing but breaking stuff?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Once he got ahead

He was throwing fastballs early in the count

by DFARowand on Oct 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same pitch

better delivery. Other 3 were just straight down. This one looked like a strike up to about 10 feet off the plate, after the batter started swinging.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

got to the tv just in time for heyward’s at-bat. That was a nice 1-2-3 inning. Also, score runs.

by mlb22 on Oct 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Except for the double

by Bochean on Oct 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s a point in my post that you missed.

by mlb22 on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cmon timmy

0-2, throw that breaking ball a little higher. Those were easy takes to 3-2. Both 3-2s are what you should be tossing, bottom of zone until the ball breaks.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

An-dres Tor-res clap clap clapclapclap!

Let’s get it started Andres!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

How many runs in this inning would make us feel comfortable?

I feel the answer is 14.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Screw comfortable

Opulence. I wants it.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should jump in it.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andre F. Torres!

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a pretty lineup

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

This lineup is awesome

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Mets fan here. Please beat Atlanta. That is all

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ

The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet

by Syler on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Lowe!

Shove that sinkerball right up your ass.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

TORRES!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GIANT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH ANDRES

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

CANTALOPE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck yeah!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!!!!!!!!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres the Giant!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

And so it begins. Muahahahahah!

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by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO HOO!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giant!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

YESYESYESYES

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOM!

brought to you by nike

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES TORRES TORRES

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres!

"Time for the laser show, boys!" — Aubrey Huff

by Chro on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

NL pitcher of the month

CAN SUCK IT

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

THE MOTHER FUCKING GIANT

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOM!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Freddy will bunt here

by nofreetime on Oct 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I will be angered.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about now?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

We got to run on McCann

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

is he a bad defensive cathcer? I dont really know much about him

by cubesonice on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He plays because he can hit. His defensive rep is sub-par.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK NO

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I do like the zone-tracker that TBS has for every pitch.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fitting

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF. UGH!!!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMMNIT FREDDY!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

It may be the playoffs, but these are the same old Giants.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Well fuck that.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

for fucks sakes

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

fudge

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

You did it wrong!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Because it’s not a smart thing to do.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

Now we’ve established that the Giants are indeed playing this game.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great. A sinkerball.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMN! PEOPLE EXPECT ME TO PAY ATTENTION TO WORK RIGHT NOW?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear god I hope that is not the theme ALL FUCKING NIGHT.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s why you bunt there!

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

nope. Not with a .290 hitter. That’s just stupid.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So.

It’s still the wrong move.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends how many baserunners you think you are going to get against Lowe

Personally, I don’t have a problem either way. But I do think a run in the first really relaxes the Giants and makes for a different game.

by nofreetime on Oct 7, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Papal Infallibility doesn’t actually apply to Kruk and Kuip.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING MOLE!!!!!

Where the hell is Grant?!!?!?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

fan of giants, warriors, 49ers and playoff sharks fan

by warriorsalltheway on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP GROUNDING INTO DOUBLE PLAYS

Take the damn pitches!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, heck.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Should have been bunting…I know it is only the second inning, but I’m just sayin’

by nofreetime on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't expect any brilliance from Bochy

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously Freddy?

You had to reach out and swing at that from a sinkerballer?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, yes he did.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Batting champ!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

900 comments in the first inning.

Y’all never let me down.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, I will, don’t worry.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lowe looks uncomfortable out there

Gotta get to him early

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheating!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Shawon Dunston is furious.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS NOT PLAYOFF-WORTHY BEHAVIOR!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck him up, Buster!

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

1st playoff at bat

No problem for Huff. Nice and calm. Nice BB.

by ch3zyp00fs on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Good AB Aubrey

Need to get timmy some rest and get lowe’s pitch count up

by NHL84 on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Bust'er Posey.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

No pressure, Buster.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

We'll need a new thead for every inning.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ... Lincecum looks like skateborder

Hah. That’s an amazing joke

/miss Kruk and Kuip

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just gonna come in and say the same thing. These announcers fucking suck.

by ololo3 on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lowe is working fast eh?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

posey needed work in Fresno

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Moley swung at that pitch like this was his first playoff game.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

odd

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, totally.

Even though Bochy said he was ready at the end of ST

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it matter?

We made the post season as a 2 seed! I think that speaks enough on what they decided.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that was some amazing work down in AAA that Buster did on his defensive skills

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, poop.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

/sigh

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

stop trying to pull Lowe

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Curve that bill JayHey

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Grrrr...

These announcers piss me off.

by ch3zyp00fs on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I really wanted runz there :(

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

“Poseys a finished project at this point”…oh yeah? HES A ROOKIE HOW IS HE A FINISHED PRODUCT.

by ir1shgiant on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone else have a choppy MLB Audio?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Christ. Go with the pull - don't try and pull him

I’m dreading Uribe’s AB already.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

surprise; three ground balls...c'mon, you guys....

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there a mod here tonight? It looks like we’re gonna need a bigger boat.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

i haven’t seen any… and I missed Natto on IRC this afternoon. Maybe they are all at the game?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they are....

SB Nation is crashing hard in about 20 minutes.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they used to do that, before jp was a mod.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sundays were brutal back then.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plenty of room on Dalnet… #thecove just in case.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like to cheat

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plenty of room on dalnet #thecove if you know how to irc.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I must say… that was a very unsatisfying half-inning.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants baseball

TORTURE!! damn so much adrenaline for me already.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 7, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

We need a new thread already

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This is how I feel about the bottom of that inning

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WT?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is this from? Looks like kramer in 23 years.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Men in Black 2

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RANDOM AVOCADO COMMERCIALS

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s bush league BRAH!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently my Atdeh feed is through ESPN Deportes or something.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Long commercial breaks suck

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THIS MOTHA FUCKA

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 7, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIm

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's lay off the GIFS in the long thread

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy's a lil high tonight.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

humorous fast ball is humorous

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Hella.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

0-2 to 3-2 is getting kinda old...

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, it would've been...

if he didn’t swing at ball 3

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD SUCKA

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

K thnx, bye!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I speak for us all when I say....

STFD

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING: TIM LINCECUM JOINS THE KKK

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

or multiracial folks.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or San Francisco

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFuckDown

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD other Alex Gonzalez!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

imagine if the Braves just stopped swinging

by mlb22 on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

someone calm timmy down. maybe a little reefer.

although he has been wildly effective

by MoreHeartThanBrains on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing throughs.

Hella

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I (heart) swing-throughs.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy is dealing.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, diaz was way behind that fastball

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Scare tactic.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAHAHAHA

FU, Atlanta player!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck ths is pretty

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum is awful

look at that command

/10 minutes ago

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

his command is off. but he also is a badass. so there’s that…

by MoreHeartThanBrains on Oct 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Surprised Diaz is playing, he’s usually a platooner.

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Guillen would be the Braves second-best outfielder. That is why Diaz is playing.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Diaz is kind of fat.

by geef on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he’s cute.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey is going to throw out his fucking arm going up to catch those.

AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Grab, meat

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Diaz!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

94?!?!?!

Is that his fastest pitch of the year?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD SIDE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

bah, sorry

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant

You’re first question for Talking Chop should’ve been WTF is with Diaz swing?

by DFARowand on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we say 20k game?

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm liking this recent development

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

He's real, and he's spectacular.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

lulz

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re not worthy.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Work is done! Off to the bar! GO GIANTS!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Every Brave in the game is going to strike out from here on.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol. These announcers were saying one bad thing about Timmy after another. I wonder how long they can keep it up.

by ololo3 on Oct 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy dealing

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

In more ways than one.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK seriously, Atlanta’s batters have looked horrible. Those swing throughs are missing by miles!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

still not locating the fastball that well

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOHHHH!

Come on Blue.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a strike.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmah looks pumped

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit I love watching Lincecum pitch.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I haven’t seen these many swinging strikes since Pedro Feliz was on the team.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

ON YOUR FEET MEAT

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

This what total destruction looks like.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD guy we've never heard of

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

put your skateboard up your ass!!

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD SIDE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD person!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

beautiful

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK TO THE YEAH

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

5 K

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

K thnx, bye!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Good god damn. Show no mercy, Timmy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKK

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Mmm Middle East cuisine

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

/struck out by Lincecum

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon Giants give Timmy some runs to work with!

by nofreetime on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad democracy is bad for the win column, Crash.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess the playoff pressure isn't getting to Timmy

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, Lincecum is dominant right now. Score some fucking runs for him

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

No doubt!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

amusing aside

In the last two days, the Texas Rangers have won twice as many postseason games as they had in 50 years of previous organizational history.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

So you are saying that Molina provided a 10,000% improvement?

by sarf_london_niner on Oct 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m attributing 5,000 percent of it to Francoeur.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just to show what kind of post-season history they've had

When I saw that the Twins were being handled by the Yankees and that the Rangers have been doing so well, my thought was “Ah, crap, the Rangers can’t beat the Yankees.”

It’s just been ingrained in me from the 90’s

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

34 pitches through 2...

I’d rather see him go longer. ;)

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s really not THAT bad…

by ololo3 on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s not that bad. he’s settling down.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

a lil wild

but so far i like playoff lincecum.

by ch3zyp00fs on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I just filled the cup.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

We might need you to give us a new thread.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

does James have power here too?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

I wish he had power here.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao.

I wish I could. I can make one at NN and migrate everyone over lmao.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a 14 pitch inning to strike out the side. FUCK YEAH

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

It really is amazing to see Timmy pitch in the postseason.

by Duelling Brandos on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy Pissed about all the Halladay talk.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

I knew he wouldn’t have it.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster called the ain’t havin it pitcher

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Six-finger sploogeball

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROY

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sit DOWN, muthafuckas!

by ololo3 on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LINCY GOIN NUTSSSSSSSSSS

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus christ

even for Lincecum this is some fucking nasty swing through stuff.

by apistat on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

14 pitches in that inning, 9 for strikes. Not a single Brave made contact.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum is the BOMB!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it helps.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm lincecumming so hard right now.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I already lincecame. :(

by ololo3 on Oct 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like my atdhe feed is coming through Argentina.

Sweet

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The game is in English, but

the commercials are in Spanish.

They used Vos instead of Tu for the familiar form of you which I am pretty sure is used almost exclusively in Argentina.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So no new thread?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

no mods, I think

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess the Mods are taking the night off.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The lunatics have taken over the asylum.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in charge here.

/looks around/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat F. Burrell

fuck Lowe up!!!

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Pat. Do it for Aubrey!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok Pat the Bat. Crush one

by cubesonice on Oct 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Dinger right here, Pat the fuckin bat!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Stoops

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

For those just getting here, Lincecum so far:

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Shucks.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

12 more k's

and timmy ties the postseason record for k’s.

by ch3zyp00fs on Oct 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Bob Gibson?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, another strikeout for Lincecum.
Oh, another groundball for Lowe.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Pisses me off too.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

c’mon. Can’t try to pull Lowe so much. go the other way on that shit.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

stop grounding out; is this rocket surgery?

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

No, it's not

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Brain science.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently, Rowand is on the roster "despite slumping at the end"

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The end of his career?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

just a short little slump there. otherwise, great season!

by Timorous Me on Oct 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Temporary sanity.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito could of made the roster

I wouldn’t of minded him over Mota, but I’m just stoked Guillen is not on the roster!

by ch3zyp00fs on Oct 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed.

Though Runzler.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito is probably on the rail thinking about what guitar to buy next.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

needs jazz hands

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Jazz is gonna go deep here.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Deep . . .

 . . . into your imagination.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK, how do I get mlb tv to show me the normal feed of the game instead of this retarded “pick your own camera angle” bullshit?

by sbrody on Oct 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

You don't

It’s annoying as hell.

by NHL84 on Oct 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What bullshit! At least there’s Kruk and Kuip on the radio.

by sbrody on Oct 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you guys are using this, what camera angle do you find least annoying?

by sbrody on Oct 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please take some pitches

That’s all thanks.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFF

I thought he got that off the bat

by DFARowand on Oct 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG FUCKING GROUNDBALLS

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Deep to third.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP HITTING GROUND BALLS RIGHT AT PEOPLE, DUDES

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

Another groundball!

/vomit

by Badly Browned on Oct 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFF

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

grounder grounder grounder

by cubesonice on Oct 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I can see that the Braves aren’t very good defensively.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m dialing back my comments in case we never get a new thread.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

You think that’s a good idea? Let’s discuss.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, good idea. You start.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s getting so tense in here that I’m biting other people’s fingernails.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

lol ew

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddamnit guys take some pitches!

YOu can’t hit a sinker out of the park.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Mike Winters

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

c’mon Panda. Calm the fuck down.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU 3RD BASS UMP

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

these are sliders, geez get down on them

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

HACK HACK

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo.

Making Lowe look like Timmy

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, Pablo

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Lowe is smart enough not to throw Pablo a strike.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Was considering making an SB Nation Bay Area

username for random promotion of features and what not from SBNBA. Should get it permissions for Front Page at all the blogs. My blog domination shall continue.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda WTF? Come on MAN!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Need to get Timmy back out there

says pablo.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Idiot.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right. I let my emotions get the better of me.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's ok.

He’s crazy if anything.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hackin' at shit

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, Panda.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Panda

What the fuck was that AB?

Didn’t throw him anything close.

by NHL84 on Oct 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I will refrain from questioning Pablo's intelligence

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn this game is going through fast.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

First team to score, wins.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I just remembered jponry said her class ended at 7, so she should be here soon with a new thread. I hope.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I skipped class.

Can I become a mod?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So many fans of teams that aren't in the playoffs

Good job, Mastercard

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Depressing how they won't take any pitches.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously we have no interest in facing the Atlanta bullpen.

by Timorous Me on Oct 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would they change their M.O. now?

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFF

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

So, yeah...

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That's our Panda!

/laugh track

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Postive Thoughts

at least he took the two widest ones

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Pablo.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair

he tried to check swing on the first pitch…… lol

by ch3zyp00fs on Oct 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ #3

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he should toss the contacts.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will be WAR!

I have a feeling no runs to the 6

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds about right

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

My computer laughs at this puny thread!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Chrome FTW!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will refrain from questioning Pablo's intelligence

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

just a little too amped up. I’ll give him one ab.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but he hasn't seen a live pitch in 3 days. Maybe taking the first pitch should be mandatory.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope this thread gets up to 5000 comments, that would be sweet!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

K's are fun but if we wanna see Timmy in the 7th, gotta get some quick outs.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Misconception

Ks don’t raise pitch counts. Walks and Hits do

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, someone made contact! on Timmy? I forgot they could do that.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey!

No strikeout!?!?!?1

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man! Wait, you can get outs other ways? That’s cool, I guess.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck these two pitch outs, I want strikouts

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take 2 pitch outs if it means we get more Timmy.

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The chasm is deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

here comes #6

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Hymns

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

That's not very nice, but I like!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda difficult

considering his throwing arm is the back arm.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 7, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim could do it.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

6!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Lowe!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

K thnx, bye!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WHo the hell is the analyst from SF?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Bob Brenly.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t spell “Brenly” without an “E.”

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops

Thanks

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have known.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy is AWESOME.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmeh's still the best to me.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does everybody want a new thread while Timmy is King everybody?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Can get cheapies....

lol they’ve never watched a game here.

by ch3zyp00fs on Oct 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheapies?

LOL

Very few cheapies ever hit here. The only one that comes to mind was Snow’s game tying shot against the Mets.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH LINCECUM!

by thebighead on Oct 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That was quick.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

1-2-3!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Great, great inning Timmy.

by Duelling Brandos on Oct 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That was an awesome inning.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

7 pitch inning? I’ll take it.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Just what we needed.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice quick inning

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

takin care of business

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Lincecum: better than you.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I know.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad but true

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Timmy’s painting the zone right now.

"I wouldn't say the beard got us here, but I wore it here." - Who else? Brian Wilson

by GrooveGiant on Oct 7, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Very nice little half-inning, that.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Runs please

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Lincecum: Opressor.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 7, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

He is the Capitalist?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

By design.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Commander Cody, fuck this guy up!!

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

3

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

steps out of the box

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy

glad to see my sig is working well tonight

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 7, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oooooooooo Canada!

Sorry. Flipped on the Oilers-Flames game during the TBS commercial break.

Tomorrow is too much good stuff with the Sharks’ season opener in the afternoon, Giants game two at night.

by Timorous Me on Oct 7, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

banned for hockey reference

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glove save by McCann!

by Timorous Me on Oct 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

We beat Latos. We can beat Lowe.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

We beat Halladay.

We can beat Timmeh.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean Lowe.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

.....

……

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitchers are supposed to hit triples right?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're on!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d enjoy a sac bunt

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

I got my TV synced up with the radio broadcast. SCORE

"I wouldn't say the beard got us here, but I wore it here." - Who else? Brian Wilson

by GrooveGiant on Oct 7, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

How do you manage that?

The radio is ahead of the TV broadcast.

The only way I would think you could do it would be to delay your radio reception

by nofreetime on Oct 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAIT HOW?

I don’t want DIck Stockton!!!1

by alon91 on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m too lazy to do it tonight…. Will definitely get that going, though. These TBS guys aren’t too bad, though.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Lincecum can hit a triple like sanchez and then declare that it's over.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope so.

"I wouldn't say the beard got us here, but I wore it here." - Who else? Brian Wilson

by GrooveGiant on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw, too obvious.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, Cody

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I see Cody… and I still think Ransom

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, Giants, here's the gameplan

Get runners on base.
Get runners home.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Cody!! Get nasty!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Oct 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Great AB

Thank God he’s in the line up instead of Guillen

by DFARowand on Oct 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

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