Open GameThread, NLDS Game I
Atlanta Braves at San Francisco Giants, Oct 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT
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Please Win
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Do you feel good about this series?
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
is this the first Giants post-season game in MCC history?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
cool
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes!
I mentioned this after the clencher. The first postseason game thread in the history of McCovey Chronicles!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LOL "clencher."
Like there’s only been one of those.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 7, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Still alternating between excitement and terror
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
You might want to have your alternator looked at.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Beat atLAnta!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Beat atLAnta
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
Beat atLAnta
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Beat atLAnta
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
Beat atLAnta
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You suck Cox
Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.
by Tay on Oct 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
So who gives us new threads since Grant is at the game?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Natto, Jponry
I assume one of them (at least) will be here
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
why can’t Grant do that with his laptop at the park?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
What do you think he has minions for?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think he brought his laptop
Also he might be focusing on the game
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
/scared
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
GO GIANTS!
Bowkermania runs wild no more.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
Stuck in Vancouver without TBS
Too early to ask for a link?
Any good last minute deals on real seats?
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
Shawn Estes on Sportsnet Central
Bad karma
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
HEY GAYS
HOLY SHIT NLDS GIANTS OMG IT’S BEEN 7 LONG YEARS.
Go Timmy!
BEAT AtLAnta!
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
good insights.
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
DrDC's Keys to the Game
Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.
by Tay on Oct 7, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Every journey begins with a single step
and every victory begins with a single run
Go Giants
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 7, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GIANTS!
Have fun and play good baseball!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 7, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
I AM SO PUMPED UP

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Fear the Fin - Cornering the market on third pairing defensemen since March 2009
by mymclife on Oct 7, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 38 recs
YES!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 7, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
IS THIS JUST FANTASY
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Oct 7, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Open Your eyes
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Oct 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just a poor boy
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Easy come, easy go
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
I must be in like, the third dream down the rabbit’s hole.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
im not sure if lincecum is old enough to be driving. i think he is still on his learners permit
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 7, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
and lol and huff making some backseat magic
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 7, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
In the car, but not seen in the picture: Pat Burrell. Guess where in the car.
Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.
by Tay on Oct 7, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
i think huff is shopped onto a monkey? look at the feet
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 7, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
HELL YES!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Zito
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Oct 7, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
REC!
I’d rec it twice if I could.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW
"I wouldn't say the beard got us here, but I wore it here." - Who else? Brian Wilson
Oh shit, creepy Zito! Yes!
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
Wow, didn’t even notice, that’s awesome.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
The first thing I look for in these.
I works on so many levels too.
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
Man, it gets better and better every time I look.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
omg
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
This is awesome
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Holy fucking shit.
mym, you rule.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster’s all like “Hey, settle down guys”.
Bowkermania runs wild no more.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
If Guillen was driving the trailing car,
this would be perfect
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
I just saw the car following! Holy shit that is awesome.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
thx for pointing that out
would have missed the extra lulz otherwise!
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Hmmmm
I haven’t been around here too long, but this is the greatest thing I have ever seen created on this site…
Perfect.
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL I DIDN'T NOTICE THE CREEPY ZITO UNTIL THE COMMENTS BELOW POINTED IT OUT
And now i can’t stop laughing.
Gotta catch 'em all!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
BTW, I made this two days ago before the post-season roster was announced, so the Zito thing is a complete coincidence.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Fear the Fin - Cornering the market on third pairing defensemen since March 2009
Just gotta say...
FUCK YOU TORREALBA
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
OK Twins
Three straight hits and a grand slam. Get this game over with.
Bowkermania runs wild no more.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
All on the first pitch, plz!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 7, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
First!
playoff game in San Francisco in FAR too long.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 7, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions
Note to Giants:
Please Win so that I may get over this soul crushing anxiety.
KTHNX,
nvsfg
Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.
No chance... Giants Baseball: It's torture inside!
Oooh, someone should make an Intel logo of that.
Win Now..

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.
by nvsfg on Oct 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I imagine after this game ends TBS will go to the post game show and interview every yankee player possible before going to the giants game at 7:30.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Daily Anti-Jinx Ritual
THE GIANTS SUCK THEY WILL NEVER WIN ANOTHER GAME THEY WILL NEVER EVEN GET ANOTHER HIT. THEY SUCK AND THERES NOTHING THEY CAN DO.
disclaimer: THE GIANTS SUCK
now thats done with, Go Giants!!!
sounds like you took my pessimistic advice :D.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Still, I’ll be taking this out of context and using against you in the future.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn. I guess I’ll need to bribe the mods to scrub it.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
JaymeeSireCSN Jaymee Sire
Saw the replay of the ball hitting Tommy Hanson in the face…looked like it hit him in the right eye. Seemed a little shaken up afterward.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
When the National League won the All-Star game in July I made a comment to my Dodger-fan-father about how it was great that when the Giants went to the World Series they would have home field advantage… And at this point they were in 4th place and the stupid Dodgers hadn’t collapsed yet so my father was very egotistical about his dumb team and he told me that the Giants going to the WS was so unlikely that if they made it, he would take me out of school to see the game regardless of the cost.
LETS DO THIS GIANTS, MAKE MY DAD PAY (LITERALLY) FOR BEING A DODGER FAN
And then call child protective services. No kid deserves to be brought up in that environment.
Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.
by Tay on Oct 7, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The season is over and the Giants are playing
It’s been so freakin’ long.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
This Playoff Game Thread
is gorgeous!
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
Happy Timmy Day everyone!
This had better be totally awesome!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Happy Timmy day to you good sir.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man…. butterflies in the stomach…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
I'd LOL Twins, but I just feel really bad for their fans.
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
IMO it's just the Yankees being the Yankees, and the Twins being the Twins.
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean, “are they losing to the Yankees in the playoffs more or less efficiently outdoors than they lost to the Yankees in the playoffs indoors?”
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 7, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabean and Bochy, by excluding both Guillen and Zito,
Have left me in the unusual and unfamiliar position of having precious little to bitch about, at least pre-game.
That being said, GO GIANTS!
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
It is nice
That the best lineup we’ve had all year is the one we’re putting out in the first game of the playoffs.
by GiantPain on Oct 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for beautiful accuracy.
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck the yankees
anyway…Go Giants!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
I was fine all day today.
AND NOW I’M SO FREAKING SCARED.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I was nervous all day for a speech I had to give. I’m more nervous now.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to have the worst stage fright about public speaking, Now, it’s absolutely nothing. Weird.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Samesies
Being in groups with people that are awful at it made it where I don’t consider it a big deal. I’ve had to bail people out and talk for a while and I got over it.
Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.
by Tay on Oct 7, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Mine went away after I got into radio. I guess the day-to-day repetition of speaking to an audience wore away the stage fright.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
That makes sense. How nervous were you when you first started on the radio?
Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.
by Tay on Oct 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty dang nervous. People were in the studio with me, so they were watching my every move, plus I’d never been on a mass medium before. Listening back to some of those early newscasts, it sounds like I’m trying to set a speed-reading record. I was way too amped.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I am always that way.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I show little flashes here and there.
It’s just I guess I don’t like people to think I am talkative.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
That seems pretty natural. It’s a tough thing to do. I think it’s way more difficult than speaking in front of a group, probably because you have to fill a certain amount of time. In a speech, it can end shorter or go longer.
Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.
by Tay on Oct 7, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
The first few times I interviewed patients, I was so nervous. Just long strings of umms and uhhs. I was sweaty and getting palpitations, the whole deal. My mind would just go blank. It was totally awesome.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Don’t be like the Twins, Giants.
Bowkermania runs wild no more.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
I have this stupid smile on my face but I’m also fidgeting a lot. AHHHHH!!!!!
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
I'm too old to feel this way, but I'm about ready to throw up from anticipation.
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Happy Timmy in the Playoffs Day!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
Nervous, nervous, nervous
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
LETS FUCKIN DO THIS!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"I wouldn't say the beard got us here, but I wore it here." - Who else? Brian Wilson
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
Is Craig Sayer just reciting various nouns to Lance Berkman?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Yes
He’s been poisoned by all the fluorescent dyes from his suits.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Omg what am I suppsoed to do for a half hour? I tried playing Call of Duty but I was too fucking amped and antsy to kill anything. omg omg omg
I hate those asshats.
Also, one regular TDM I played, I had some douche on my team with a riot shield that kept trapping me and other team members in a corner with the damn shield. And I wasn’t carrying any frag grenades so I couldn’t kill myself to escape.
I hate to quit a match, but I did that time.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Jose Guillen is doing the same thing. On COD, of course.
Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.
by Tay on Oct 7, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES SHOOTING
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
Drink alcohol
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Put your pants back on
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
OK I'm ready
I’m sitting in my living room wearing a full Panda suit. It’s friggin’ hard typing and using the remote wearing this thing.
I Must Draw You

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Oct 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Ompressive.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
sure you are...
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Oct 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I CAN HAZ BONER
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
How about a little Katy Perry

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
She looks talented.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
or as an old man once said to me:
ah, to be young.
Or rather, to be old…and then to be young.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
I’m not complaining, but uhh…
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop Contemplating Its purpose!
It Will Bring Wins!!
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Oct 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
meh.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Elmo like.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
"little" isn't a word I would have used
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a renewed interest in Sesame Street.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I have renewed interest in Katy Perry
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope you’re comfortable with banana hammock gifs…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Brett Favre’s
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooh, drinking
That’s a good call. I think I’ll pour myself a bourbon sour for the first pitch.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Really because it makes me go way crazier. It just makes the disassociation easier after the fact.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
im much more analytical and critical when im sober. being drunk makes me just kinda be there
"I ain't havin it!"
THATS WHERE THE FUN IS BRAH
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
Here's to whiskey.
DEEP IN THE BOTTLE THATS HOW I PLAYOFF
I love the Giants. Please win Giants.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
Frickin' Woo
Sooo excited. Humm Baby! Beat the Bravos.
by Lima Beans on Oct 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Enough with the damn commercials, TBS
I want a pregame show.
Bowkermania runs wild no more.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions
I think commercials will be better than TBS pregame
or do you mean opening cermonies
Let's bring the...
Turn on CSN? Unless you’re not local.
by The Double Deuce on Oct 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s right here next to the laptop.
Bowkermania runs wild no more.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Posts almost coming faster than I can read them
But then again, English is my 17th language.
No TBS for you?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
SRO
On top of the arcade if anyone wants to holla. I’m tall and white. Sec 151. Giants hat and jacket
by FairweatherFan on Oct 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Hey I’m tall and white too!
High five!
by The Double Deuce on Oct 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright, here's a bit of a calming exercise for everyone:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
It works!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Don't be scrrd baby, it's just the Lord doing his work.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Auckland, New Zealand Giants fan regiment is on standby
The entire southern hemisphere (me) is behind you, motherfuckers!
Nice. I might be going to New Market next year for business.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
SO Nervous
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Sorry your former son can’t be here.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh, can’t be too sad about STL not making the playoffs. Randy will get over it.
Mark DeRosa, still existing.
I'm so tired.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
No kidding
I’ve been up for 29 hours because I didn’t trust my alarm to wake me for the start of the game.
I stayed up procrastinating my hw, watching part of Halladay's no hitter, and the end of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I have a paper to write on “Hofstede’s Cultural Taxonomy” needless to say it’s not an interesting enough topic to distract me.
I have to write an essay too, though, I can fudge mine.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Also, when David Wells says “peekaboo,” he looks and sounds like a child molester.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
I like this national anthem
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Another famous son who likes the Giants
Colin Hanks, aka Father Gil on Mad Men.
by Murray, Present on Oct 7, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
who’s playing it?
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Oct 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
LIGHTNING IS FLASHING ALL AROUND ME
COYOTES ARE CALLING INTO THE NIGHT
JON MILLER IS ON THE RADIO
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
And my 750 of evan williams is still 2/3rds full.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
THATS 500 FOR ALL YOU ASTRONOMISTS
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
I like the start of it
Not the ending.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
AMERICA!
FUCK YEAH!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Oct 7, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
playoff caliber at best!
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
Deep down, he's a sensitive man.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
FUCK DEREK LOWE AND HIS DODGER STINK
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
They don't call him Dick for nothing!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Great year
No matter what, gotta love this year. Lets get to work, go to war and see what happens. I am excited.
It's better to be lucky than good.
Excitement!
LOUD NOISES!! MUCH ANXIETY!!
Sitting at McCovey’s under the Hank Aaron jersey case. Omen? I don’t like it. Have a fear it will transform in the middle of the game to a Jason Heyward jersey. But still…
Go Giants!
by Every6thDay on Oct 7, 2010 6:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I think we need to take both games in SF
Braves are too awesome at home
Don’t worry, I’m on it. I’ll be breaking some kneecaps pre-game on Sunday.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Big games...
Now, the NL, on the other hand? Well, it’s not a pretty past for those who go down 0-1. Thirty teams have done it, and only three have recovered. None have done it since 2003.
That’s the bad news for the Reds. The good news? All three of those teams that have recovered — the 2003 Marlins, ’00 Mets and 1999 Braves — wound up advancing to the World Series, with the Marlins winning it all.
Overall, though, it’s probably not a good idea to go into an 0-1 hole in the NLDS. (So take note, Giants and Braves.) And you definitely don’t want to go down 0-2. Nineteen NL teams have done it, and none have climbed back.
Full article here: http://www.barrybonds.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20101006&content_id=15456560&vkey=news_mlb&c_id=mlb
“Change-up from hell”
-Dennis Eckersley
Nice.
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
Yes, glad someone else noticed.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Kind of okay
“Giants got a chance. Giants got a chance.”
-David Wells, creepy pedophile voice
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I like this logic lol
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Wells to Eck: "Did you send Lincecum all of that moss, man?"
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
HUUUUUUGE LIGHTNING BOLTS
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
I made this sign circa 1997, but it's still just as true today
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
by jcb9 on Oct 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
You are a wonderful person.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
And it’s green.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG LOOKS AMAZING. Can’t believe I’m gonna be there tomorrow night!
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
So, this is on TBS and CSN bay area, right?
I want to hear Kruk and Kuip.
by The Double Deuce on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
Nar
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
NOPE
radio only for Kruk and Kuip and Flem
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahh ok, I’ll bust out the radio. Thanks!
by The Double Deuce on Oct 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
GO GIANTS!
BEAT THOSE JERKS!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
Holy Shit
Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
Get ready for 3-5 games of Dick Stockton!
Ah yes I remember this guy… he brought down our Dodger LDS games too.
Enjoy the game folks! GL to SF the rest of the way ( to a point ;) )
by Dave in the City on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
Stockton and Brenly
Brenly better represent!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
just finished ripping the bong, lets go timmmmmayyyyyyy!
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
you seem very invested in certain psychadelic liberties!
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
Former Giant as an announcer. I like it.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
WAVE YOUR RALLY RAGS LARGE ORANGE WASHCLOTHS!
Bowkermania runs wild no more.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
i hate comcast recently. too many outages
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
Buck, McCarver, and Morgan!
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
WHOAH, look how packed it is!
Not that it isn’t usually so, but great crowd tonight.
by Dave in the City on Oct 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
YIKES
Dick Stockton in High Def.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Shift A
OMG It’s almost time
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
I'm calling it.
MVP of this series: Pablo Sandoval
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
This would make me happy.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Me too
LVP of this series: Robin Williams
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s what I’ve been thinking all day. He seems primed for a breakout series.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Robin Williams?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Dont Hatee. Dudes lives in SF
Seen him at a couple music concerts at the Fillmore. Nice guy.
He’s a long time fan.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU WERENT IN MORK AND MINDY EITHER
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
So he's not Bi?
Which one was he in?
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Robin Williams!!?!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
too old for that shit
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Robin Williams is pretty funny!
Not what he says, but what he does!
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
these guys are Giants fans: http://walkingtheroom.libsyn.com/
they’re pretty hilarious. They even rip on Mat Latos.
Mark DeRosa, still existing.
Dear MCC
I don’t know if I ever thought I’d see the day of a MCC thread and a Giants playoff game. It’s gonna be fun.
Let's bring the...
I really don’t think my stomach lining will make it to Sunday.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I don't think I will
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
BASEBALL !
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
@FakeChipCaray Chip Caray
Did Dick Stockton superglue pubes on the top of his head?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I wish there were non-annoying celebrity Giants fans.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
James Franco!
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
Okay, I’m down with him. Knew he was from the Bay Area, didn’t know he was a fan.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
they both have Japanese body pillow fetishes?
by Murray, Present on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
If it helps, sometimes I get recognized at the grocery store.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Don't you do radio?
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
More like
“You’re that asshole from public radio, aren’t you?”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Real Genius!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
It's winning time
Let’s go Giants!!
Sit em down quick, Timmy!
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
We better win
or else.
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
So, where do I hear Jon Miller on the radio?
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
109
I think
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
crap you're right
It was 1050 last night but that was during the Yankees game. So wrong
Let's bring the...
ah, thanks, i have
680 on here now.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Robin, I like him.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
He needs to lighten up on the cocaine before going out in public
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
DamonBruce Damon Bruce
Robin Williams rallies the fans and proceeds to snort the first base line on his way off the field. #sfgiants
LOL
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
go Timmy!
be awesome!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
Eh
Robin Williams is excited. I actually don’t think he was trying to be funny at all, there.
I’m down with an excited Giants fan.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Do we already need a new thread?
This shit is real.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
And heeeeeeere we gooooooooo
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
PLAY BALL!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
First pitch!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
STRIKE
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
WOO HOO
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
Strike, baby!
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
I LOVE STRIKE 1!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
timmy starts it off
i love this!
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
Heart pounding
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Man, my heart is racing.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
8-second lag on TBS :(
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Calm down Timmy
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
throw strikes!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
Strikes, dude
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
No
Throw strikes
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Timmy feels like we do...heart pounding, etc.
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
DAMNIT!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
fuck
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
durg
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
suck it Jason Heyward

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Uh-oh
We need a perfect game here.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
This is not how I imagined it.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Throw another pitch besides the fastball
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Strikes, please.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
THROW STRIKES!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Strikes
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
good changeup there.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
Nice change
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah
Like that
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
That's better!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
yay!
unproductive out!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
Nice.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
There, that's better
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
WOO HOOO!
No Runner advancing!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Pat the GLOVE
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Infante, not Infanti you fucking cockmonger
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Seller of cock!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/monger
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Yup, just looked it up to realize I'm a moron
Always thought it meant one who desired and hoarded (cock, in this case).
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Timmy lucky Lee didn't swing at that pitch
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I completely missed the D. Lee was a Brave
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Lee?
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
Not really. He’s been pretty mediocre for a couple years now.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Lee doesn't scare me.
McCann scares the shit out of me.
what team are you talking about
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
he may not have swung
but it was a strike
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
Did Timmy dye his hair?
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
OMG Timmy looks like shit so far
/early overreaction
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
It's become a theme this year.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
He's done
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
WHY DIDN’T THEY KEEP ZITO ON THE ROSTER!!!???
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
LOCATION, TIMMY, LOCATION
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Timmah needs to calm down
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FINISH HIM, TIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
STFD!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, FORMER JCB9 WHITE WHALE!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
FIRST!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
STFD Derek!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SHIFT-A
SSTFD
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
that changeup is tooo good
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
I LOVE IT!!!
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
STFD you cubfuck
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
K thnx, bye!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Come on Timmy
Get out of this shit and settle down
God damn, I'm already freaking out.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM, TIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
How can I tolerate 9 innings of giants baseball with stockton and brenly?
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
Seriously, lets stop beatifying the wife-beater
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Now that's more like it
Keep that up
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
FINISH THIS JIVE TURKEY
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
FINISH HIM!!!!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
The crowd is pretty awesome tongiht
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
See this Minnesota?
This is what we call “fans.”
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
Hey guys, Braves fan here. Man this is going to be a great series. You guys are pretty cool, and if the Braves can’t win this, I hope you guys go all the way!
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
Same to you guys
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
You seem nice.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Well thanks!
Good luck! I hope you really enjoy this well played series.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I, on the other hand, only wish for the Giants to go all the way.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
C'MON TIMMY!
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
They seem to be sitting on the changeup some
Just waiting it out.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
3 straight changeups?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
0-2 to 3-2 twice
Ugh.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
stfd!
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
STFD 2nd best catcher in this series
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
STFD,. MCCANT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
STFD EVERYONE
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
STFD
Timmy is still God.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
STFD second-best catcher in this game!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
A.J. Pierzynski, I imagine!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
YES
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
STFD YA JIVE TURKEY
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE BITCH
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
STFD
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
I love balls!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
K thnx bye!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
he has been sat.
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
2 3 4 pretty freakin scary?
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
was that 4 straight changeups?
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers and playoff sharks fan
by warriorsalltheway on Oct 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
Good god people, 750 comments through one half-inning. TAKE US TO DEFCON ONE.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Imagine what happens when we score...
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
Damnit there goes the no hitter!
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
Crowd mike is up chip caray's ass
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I've been wondering the same thing
Thought it was just my TV.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I'm listening on the radio
and the park is ROARING.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
the K pitch to Lee was a lot nastier than the one to McCann. I think Lee got the changeup and McCann whiffed on the curveball.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
SEXy CHANGE!
I dont know how to celebrate
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
after I hear the radio call? or wait for the stream?
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy seemed very psyched up there and it showed, but he got he changeup workin’ and seems like he’s settling down.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
So, nothing but breaking stuff?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Once he got ahead
He was throwing fastballs early in the count
BOOYAKAH!!!
/Does the dingledance and shakes it!
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
SAME PITCH! He took it the first three times...
…he wouldn’t throw it again would he?
Same pitch
better delivery. Other 3 were just straight down. This one looked like a strike up to about 10 feet off the plate, after the batter started swinging.
It's better to be lucky than good.
Cmon timmy
0-2, throw that breaking ball a little higher. Those were easy takes to 3-2. Both 3-2s are what you should be tossing, bottom of zone until the ball breaks.
It's better to be lucky than good.
An-dres Tor-res clap clap clapclapclap!
Let’s get it started Andres!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
How many runs in this inning would make us feel comfortable?
I feel the answer is 14.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Screw comfortable
Opulence. I wants it.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Andre F. Torres!
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
now score some damn runs!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
Mets fan here. Please beat Atlanta. That is all
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
Hey Lowe!
Shove that sinkerball right up your ass.
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
THE GIANT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
CANTALOPE
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
ANDRES!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
Andres the Giant!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
WOO HOO!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
The Giant!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
NL pitcher of the month
CAN SUCK IT
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
THE MOTHER FUCKING GIANT
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
I will be angered.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
How about now?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
We got to run on McCann
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK NO
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
of course
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
I do like the zone-tracker that TBS has for every pitch.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I agree.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Fitting
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
DAMMMNIT FREDDY!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
It may be the playoffs, but these are the same old Giants.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Of course
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
fudge
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
You did it wrong!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Okay
Now we’ve established that the Giants are indeed playing this game.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
GODDAMN! PEOPLE EXPECT ME TO PAY ATTENTION TO WORK RIGHT NOW?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Dear god I hope that is not the theme ALL FUCKING NIGHT.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
Kruk & Kuip were calling for it on the radio
Freddy doesn’t see Lowe very well
Depends how many baserunners you think you are going to get against Lowe
Personally, I don’t have a problem either way. But I do think a run in the first really relaxes the Giants and makes for a different game.
Papal Infallibility doesn’t actually apply to Kruk and Kuip.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
FUCKING MOLE!!!!!
Where the hell is Grant?!!?!?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
fuck
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers and playoff sharks fan
by warriorsalltheway on Oct 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
STOP GROUNDING INTO DOUBLE PLAYS
Take the damn pitches!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
gotta let Torres try to steal there
take some pitches. shit.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
Don't expect any brilliance from Bochy
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Seriously Freddy?
You had to reach out and swing at that from a sinkerballer?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Yes, yes he did.
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Batting champ!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
900 comments in the first inning.
Y’all never let me down.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh, I will, don’t worry.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Lowe looks uncomfortable out there
Gotta get to him early
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
HUFF!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
OBP
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
Cheating!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Shawon Dunston is furious.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Fuck him up, Buster!
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
go Buster!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
Good AB Aubrey
Need to get timmy some rest and get lowe’s pitch count up
Bust'er Posey.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
We'll need a new thead for every inning.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
LOL ... Lincecum looks like skateborder
Hah. That’s an amazing joke
/miss Kruk and Kuip
Let's bring the...
Lowe is working fast eh?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL
posey needed work in Fresno
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Moley swung at that pitch like this was his first playoff game.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
Yeah, totally.
Even though Bochy said he was ready at the end of ST
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Does it matter?
We made the post season as a 2 seed! I think that speaks enough on what they decided.
It's better to be lucky than good.
Man, that was some amazing work down in AAA that Buster did on his defensive skills
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
FFFFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
fuck
stop trying to pull Lowe
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
Bah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
Curve that bill JayHey
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
“Poseys a finished project at this point”…oh yeah? HES A ROOKIE HOW IS HE A FINISHED PRODUCT.
Anyone else have a choppy MLB Audio?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
Christ. Go with the pull - don't try and pull him
I’m dreading Uribe’s AB already.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
surprise; three ground balls...c'mon, you guys....
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Is there a mod here tonight? It looks like we’re gonna need a bigger boat.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
If they are....
SB Nation is crashing hard in about 20 minutes.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Giants baseball
TORTURE!! damn so much adrenaline for me already.
It's better to be lucky than good.
We need a new thread already
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
This is how I feel about the bottom of that inning

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
WT?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Where is this from? Looks like kramer in 23 years.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
That was a true Giants inning.
My eyes are getting watery.
LOL RANDOM AVOCADO COMMERCIALS
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
YOU DON'T HAVE AVOCADOS?
FUCK YOU!
Bowkermania runs wild no more.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently my Atdeh feed is through ESPN Deportes or something.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Long commercial breaks suck
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH THIS MOTHA FUCKA
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
FINISH HIM, TIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIm
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Let's lay off the GIFS in the long thread
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Timmy's a lil high tonight.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
humorous fast ball is humorous
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
FINISH HIM!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
call more changeup, Buster
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
Hella.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
0-2 to 3-2 is getting kinda old...
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Well, it would've been...
if he didn’t swing at ball 3
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
STFD SUCKA
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
STFD!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
K thnx, bye!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I think I speak for us all when I say....
STFD
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
BREAKING: TIM LINCECUM JOINS THE KKK
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
or multiracial folks.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Or San Francisco
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
STFD other Alex Gonzalez!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
someone calm timmy down. maybe a little reefer.
although he has been wildly effective
by MoreHeartThanBrains on Oct 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
Swing throughs.
Hella
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I gotta listen to the radio feed and watch this game. With the delay I will get to know what happens before you guys.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
NICE
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
Man, diaz was way behind that fastball
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Scare tactic.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
MAHAHAHA
FU, Atlanta player!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
his command is off. but he also is a badass. so there’s that…
by MoreHeartThanBrains on Oct 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey is going to throw out his fucking arm going up to catch those.
AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
STFD Diaz!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
94?!?!?!
Is that his fastest pitch of the year?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
STFD!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
Wow.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
STFD SIDE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
bah, sorry
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Grant
You’re first question for Talking Chop should’ve been WTF is with Diaz swing?
STFD!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Can we say 20k game?
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
I'm liking this recent development
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Work is done! Off to the bar! GO GIANTS!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Every Brave in the game is going to strike out from here on.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Timmy dealing
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
In more ways than one.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I get a chubby when they swing and miss at Timmy's fastball
Very, VERY good sign.
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
still not locating the fastball that well
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
OOOOHHHH!
Come on Blue.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Timmah looks pumped
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM, TIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
This what total destruction looks like.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
STFD guy we've never heard of
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
put your skateboard up your ass!!
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
STFD SIDE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
STFD person!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
beautiful
Bowkermania runs wild no more.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK TO THE YEAH
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
STFD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
5 K
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
K thnx, bye!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Good god damn. Show no mercy, Timmy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Mmm Middle East cuisine
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
/struck out by Lincecum
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
god, strikeouts are so boring
and beside that, they’re fascist.
I guess the playoff pressure isn't getting to Timmy
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
amusing aside
In the last two days, the Texas Rangers have won twice as many postseason games as they had in 50 years of previous organizational history.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
So you are saying that Molina provided a 10,000% improvement?
by sarf_london_niner on Oct 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Just to show what kind of post-season history they've had
When I saw that the Twins were being handled by the Yankees and that the Rangers have been doing so well, my thought was “Ah, crap, the Rangers can’t beat the Yankees.”
It’s just been ingrained in me from the 90’s
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
34 pitches through 2...
I’d rather see him go longer. ;)
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
that’s not that bad. he’s settling down.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, the 20 pitch first inning didnt help him at all
id be happy with 14 pitch innings from here on out
yes too many strikeouts
need moar 1-pitch popups
by QualityOverQuantity on Oct 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I just filled the cup.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
LOL
We might need you to give us a new thread.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
lmao.
I wish I could. I can make one at NN and migrate everyone over lmao.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
It really is amazing to see Timmy pitch in the postseason.
by Duelling Brandos on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
Timmy Pissed about all the Halladay talk.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
LOL
I knew he wouldn’t have it.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
LINCY GOIN NUTSSSSSSSSSS
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
Jesus christ
even for Lincecum this is some fucking nasty swing through stuff.
Lincecum is the BOMB!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Overthrowing the fastball
Breaking stuff is nasty though
I think it helps.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Sharks fan dropping in here to say
Lincecum, fuck yeah.
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
Go Sharks!
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
I'm lincecumming so hard right now.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
Looks like my atdhe feed is coming through Argentina.
Sweet
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
The game is in English, but
the commercials are in Spanish.
They used Vos instead of Tu for the familiar form of you which I am pretty sure is used almost exclusively in Argentina.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
So no new thread?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I guess the Mods are taking the night off.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I’m in charge here.
/looks around/
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Pat F. Burrell
fuck Lowe up!!!
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Dinger right here, Pat the fuckin bat!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
For those just getting here, Lincecum so far:





"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Bob Gibson?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Verducci, get your arse out of the way. You're blocking my view of Posey.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Oh, another strikeout for Lincecum.
Oh, another groundball for Lowe.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Pisses me off too.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
c’mon. Can’t try to pull Lowe so much. go the other way on that shit.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
stop grounding out; is this rocket surgery?
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
No, it's not

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOL
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
It's Brain science.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
apparently, Rowand is on the roster "despite slumping at the end"
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
The end of his career?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Temporary sanity.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito could of made the roster
I wouldn’t of minded him over Mota, but I’m just stoked Guillen is not on the roster!
Zito is probably on the rail thinking about what guitar to buy next.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
needs jazz hands
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
damn. foul.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
I think Jazz is gonna go deep here.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Deep . . .
. . . into your imagination.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK, how do I get mlb tv to show me the normal feed of the game instead of this retarded “pick your own camera angle” bullshit?
i dont think you can
which sucks after 10 bucks
Please take some pitches
That’s all thanks.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Deep to third.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
STOP HITTING GROUND BALLS RIGHT AT PEOPLE, DUDES
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
FFFFFFFFFFFFF
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I’m dialing back my comments in case we never get a new thread.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
You think that’s a good idea? Let’s discuss.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Yes, good idea. You start.
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s getting so tense in here that I’m biting other people’s fingernails.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
You say grounder, I say strikout. You say sinker, I say slider... grounder, strikeout, sinker slider...
by Dave in the City on Oct 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
Let's call the whole thing off!
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddamnit guys take some pitches!
YOu can’t hit a sinker out of the park.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Fuck you Mike Winters
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
c’mon Panda. Calm the fuck down.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU 3RD BASS UMP
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
these are sliders, geez get down on them
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
HACK HACK
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo.
Making Lowe look like Timmy
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Ah, Pablo
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Lowe is smart enough not to throw Pablo a strike.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
Was considering making an SB Nation Bay Area
username for random promotion of features and what not from SBNBA. Should get it permissions for Front Page at all the blogs. My blog domination shall continue.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
ball 5
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
Panda WTF? Come on MAN!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Need to get Timmy back out there
says pablo.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
HEY
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
doesn’t need to.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Hackin' at shit
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
Come on Panda
What the fuck was that AB?
Didn’t throw him anything close.
I will refrain from questioning Pablo's intelligence
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Damn this game is going through fast.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
First team to score, wins.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I just remembered jponry said her class ended at 7, so she should be here soon with a new thread. I hope.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
I skipped class.
Can I become a mod?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
So many fans of teams that aren't in the playoffs
Good job, Mastercard
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Depressing how they won't take any pitches.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Why would they change their M.O. now?
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFF
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
So, yeah...

Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
That's our Panda!
/laugh track
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
soooooo ugly
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
FFS
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he should toss the contacts.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
fail
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
My computer laughs at this puny thread!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I will refrain from questioning Pablo's intelligence
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
just a little too amped up. I’ll give him one ab.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but he hasn't seen a live pitch in 3 days. Maybe taking the first pitch should be mandatory.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
I hope this thread gets up to 5000 comments, that would be sweet!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
K's are fun but if we wanna see Timmy in the 7th, gotta get some quick outs.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
Uh, someone made contact! on Timmy? I forgot they could do that.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Hey!
No strikeout!?!?!?1
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Fuck these two pitch outs, I want strikouts
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
The chasm is deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Happy?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
here comes #6
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
That's not very nice, but I like!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Kinda difficult
considering his throwing arm is the back arm.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Tim could do it.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
STFD Lowe!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
K thnx, bye!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
WHo the hell is the analyst from SF?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Bob Brenly.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
You can’t spell “Brenly” without an “E.”
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Oops
Thanks
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Should have known.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Timmeh's still the best to me.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Nice!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
Cheapies?
LOL
Very few cheapies ever hit here. The only one that comes to mind was Snow’s game tying shot against the Mets.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
That was quick.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
7 PITCH INNING!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
Nice quick inning
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
takin care of business
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, just ask any left handed batter in the NL West
how cheap the home runs are to right at AT&T
NOW SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS, DAMN IT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
Tim Lincecum: better than you.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
I know.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Sad but true
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Runs please
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Tim Lincecum: Opressor.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
He is the Capitalist?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
By design.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Commander Cody, fuck this guy up!!
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
steps out of the box
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Timmy
glad to see my sig is working well tonight
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
Oooooooooo Canada!
Sorry. Flipped on the Oilers-Flames game during the TBS commercial break.
Tomorrow is too much good stuff with the Sharks’ season opener in the afternoon, Giants game two at night.
banned for hockey reference
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
We beat Latos. We can beat Lowe.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
We beat Halladay.
We can beat Timmeh.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I mean Lowe.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
.....
……
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You're on!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
I’d enjoy a sac bunt
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!
I got my TV synced up with the radio broadcast. SCORE
"I wouldn't say the beard got us here, but I wore it here." - Who else? Brian Wilson
How do you manage that?
The radio is ahead of the TV broadcast.
The only way I would think you could do it would be to delay your radio reception
I’m too lazy to do it tonight…. Will definitely get that going, though. These TBS guys aren’t too bad, though.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Maybe Lincecum can hit a triple like sanchez and then declare that it's over.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
Naw, too obvious.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Come on, Cody
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
Okay, Giants, here's the gameplan
Get runners on base.
Get runners home.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Come on Cody!! Get nasty!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Great AB
Thank God he’s in the line up instead of Guillen

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