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Not exactly accurate, but hilarious as (almost) always.

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The Dugout: awesome about five years ago, just kind of pointless today. The Zito of internet gags.

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Oct 6, 2010 10:40 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I did enjoy Kruk saying “ha ha ha ha laughter”

the rest was “meh.”

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 6, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I think it would’ve been funnier if the names were better… usually the names are half the fun but these were pretty tame.

by fwoty oz on Oct 6, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Can you please explain it?

Jose Guillen isn’t one of the best 90 outfielders in baseball. (Grant, 09-11-10)

by Lyle on Oct 6, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly you are no cineaste.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 6, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, that’s walrusman.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Josh

Had I known it was a movie reference, I would have asked you directly.

Say, any inside info on who’s writing the American screenplay for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo? Or any other info/rumors you’re hearing there?

Jose Guillen isn’t one of the best 90 outfielders in baseball. (Grant, 09-11-10)

by Lyle on Oct 7, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Steven Zaillian adapted the book, and David Fincher is directing — they started shooting a couple weeks ago (or so says StudioSystem, the Hollywood insider version of imdb).

I’m not the best source for inside info (I’m lucky if my agent returns my call), but I always know of a couple of awesome scripts that talented people are desperately trying to get made. Right now, the one that interests me most is GRAVITY, a sci-fi script written by acclaimed writer/director Alfonso Cuaron, his brother, and Rodrigo Garcia (another acclaimed writer/director). It’s about a female astronaut who becomes stranded in space outside her ship, and takes place in real time as she tries to get to safety. It also could be groundbreaking — at least one guy who’s read it thinks Cuaron (who’s attached to direct) plans to shoot the entire thing in one continuous shot, in 3-D.

I’m not a huge fan of the 3-D thing, and while the all-in-one-shot thing would be cool, it could also be gimmicky, especially given there’d be so much green screen, they could morph as many shots as they like to make it “one-shot”. But as the guy in the linked post says, it’s Alfonso Cuaron. I loved Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN, and I thought CHILDREN OF MEN was genius, so I’m sure he’ll do it right.

The problem right now is casting. They have Robert Downey jr. for the male lead, but supposedly both Angelina Jolie and Natalie Portman passed on playing the lead, and now it’s going out to Sandra Bullock. Sometimes in Hollywood you have to make horrible compromises to get your work made, and that sounds like one right there.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 7, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the response!

Agreed – Bullock is totally wrong for that part. Julia Stiles? Clare Danes? It would need the next Helen Mirren, whomever that might be.

Jose Guillen isn’t one of the best 90 outfielders in baseball. (Grant, 09-11-10)

by Lyle on Oct 12, 2010 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

i liked the bit with the bald guy. they do like to point out people who are things. skewered.

by druncan on Oct 6, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

GreatMuppetKuiper is an awesome name.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 6, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOL’d

But I like DUMB things.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 6, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was really dumb, no offense. RIP the old good dugout

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 6, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked the scheming Padres

and the name GreatMuppetKuiper. I agree with the ‘meh’ on the rest.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 6, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

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