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Predicting the postseason

Eats, doubles, and leaves.

 

On Tuesday, I was subjected to pundits. You might have been, too. Oh, there was no mercy. Pundits have very, very strong opinions on which playoff team will win each playoff series. Pundits are confident that One Team has the pitching needed, while the Other Team just can’t muster up enough intangibles. So, so confident, those pundits.

Star-divide

 

wholetdemcaninesloose84: who should the giants look out for in this series against the mets?

Pundit: If I were the Giants, I’d pay close attention to Timo Perez and Darryl Hamilton. Those guys are just clutch, and they’re amazing at stringing together hits at the right time. Also, don’t sleep on Bobby Jones. His ERA might be over 5.00, but he always has the potential to shut down the best offense in the league.

Nuts. They’re all nuts. The playoffs are a roulette table on acid. You put your money down on black or red, only to find out that the winner was humming obelisk on the moon. No one could have predicted that, good sir. And anyone who thinks that one team is a lock to advance past anything is insane.

RuthDidItOnRoidsToo: Come on. The Giants are just going to roll over the Marlins, right?

Pundit: I’m not sure about that one. Look, I know Jose Cruz, Jr. is probably going to win a Gold Glove for the way he patrolled Pac Bell’s right field in the regular season, but when the postseason pressure is on, he strikes me as the kind of player who would drop a lazy pop fly when the game is on the line. Sorry. Them’s the breaks. But that’s how I see it.

Oh, it can go both ways, don’t get me wrong.

I Bleed Red and Liquid Feathers: Is this Cardinals/Giants series as evenly matched as it appears to be?

Pundit: Kind of. But while the Cardinals were a completely functional and talented team in the regular season, they’ll suddenly turn into the kind of team that will go 3-for-39 with runners for scoring position over a five-game stretch for no reason. That’s how I see it. And then the Giants will advance to the World Series and lose, which will make all of their fans whine unbearably about their poor luck, not realizing that the Cardinals were THREE-FOR-THIRTY-FREAKING-NINE with runners in scoring position, which was the only reason they'll make it to the World Series in the first place.

The postseason freaks me the hell out. The postseason is when something called Manny Aybar can urinate kerosene on a bases-loaded, no-outs situation and then disappear into a mist shortly after, but not before his team can win the danged series after all. The postseason is when a Hall-of-Famer can ground into a double play to end a series with the tying run on base. The postseason is when the best team in baseball can completely and utterly flame out.

The postseason is just weird. Predict it at your own risk. Momentum is a yeti. Good luck counting on that. And I’m a scared in all the right ways.

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Whoo that 2000 lineup

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Oct 6, 2010 12:34 AM PDT reply actions  

I predict someone will win.

And seven other teams won’t.

Also, the pregame ceremonies for World Series Game 1 will take longer than the first three innings.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 6, 2010 12:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Fearless Prediction

I will still hate the Dodgers when it’s all over.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 6, 2010 4:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

MLB rules will change and they’ll dub everyone a winner.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 6, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody Wins !

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 6, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

The ninth inning of Game 5 of the 2002 NLDS was torture.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 6, 2010 12:46 AM PDT reply actions  

I predict the outcomes of these games

Will determine whether my day was good or bad.

And by predict, I mean I am positive that will be the case.

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 12:49 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Oh god. Those last few innings. Probably the game I remember the most other than Game 5 of the LCS and 6 of the WS.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 6, 2010 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rx'd

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 6, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Want to see: Giants v. Rays

Will probably see: Phillies v. Yankees… again

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Oct 6, 2010 12:49 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I would love Giants v Rays

I’d be ecstatic over the outcome of that series, regardless of the winner.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF? Fixed
I’d be ecstatic over the outcome of that series, regardless of the winner. how the Giants win.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 6, 2010 4:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel the same way.

Obviously, I’d be rooting for the Giants, but how can anyone be mad at the Rays?

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Oct 6, 2010 10:24 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I hate the Rays

Stupid name, twice. Stupid colors. Awful fans. Second worst stadium. Florida is a hell hole of a place. They use a designated hitter. Should I go on?

I've got 99 problems and the Boch is one

by milesntrane on Oct 6, 2010 10:55 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Second-worst?

Oakland or Miami?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I vote Oakland

Just because I hate the A’s

I've got 99 problems and the Boch is one

by milesntrane on Oct 6, 2010 11:02 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Works for me. I guess the Marlins get a bit of a pass because they have a new stadium on the horizon. But, damn, that’s a depressing place to see baseball played.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stadiums worse than the Trop

1. Dodger Stadium
2. Oakland Coliseum
3. Wrigley Field
4. Chase Field
5. Rogers Centre
6. Busch Stadium
7. Sun Life Stadium

And a string of recently replaced stadiums, particularly
Shea Stadium
RFK Stadium
Veterans Stadium
Metrodome

Ain't no Posey like a Buster Posey cause a Buster Posey don't stop...hitting.

Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to do that (TM)

by quincy0191 on Oct 6, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just like your opinion, man.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

What criteria are you using?

Upkeep of facility (falling apart, dirty, etc)?
Views of the field from the seats?
Dimensions of the stadium?
Location of the stadium (bad neighborhood, middle of nowhere, …)?
???

by nofreetime on Oct 6, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evil contained within the stadium, presumably

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 6, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sun Life...?

Oh right. Miami.

And I thought the PacBell/SBC/AT&T Park changes were bad. It’s no wonder nobody goes to Marlins games, they probably don’t even know where they play.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 6, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna see Giants vs Twins

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 12:52 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I want the Yankees to beat the Twins. They aren’t at full strength. They need Morneau.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't particularly like the Twins

but I think the matchup would be interesting. Both teams GIDP a ton, and the pitching would interesting: the Giants power arms vs the Twins collection of strike throwing #3 starters (& Liriano).

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 12:57 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Rooting for the Yankees

is like cheering the guards at Auschwitz. Yeah, they were just following orders, but they were within the Evil Empire.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Oct 6, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You hate the Yankees because...

A) They win
B) They have a mega-payroll
C) ESPN has both lips on their ass
C) All of the above

Just curious. I don’t hate them so I usually like to hear why others do.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Oct 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

My parents used to listen to Yankee games

to listen to them lose.
Back in the early 1960s that didn’t happen so often.
I just moved back from Brooklyn, where many Yankee fans dwell, and boy, are they fucking annoying. Their sense of entitlement is repulsive.
And yes, I answered all of the above. Mostly the payroll.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Oct 8, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Francisco Liriano. Game Seven. Your soul: on the line. Imagine the meltdown.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 6, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking this earlier today. All I remember is that I was thinking about it earlier today…then I don’t remember anything.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 6, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...that could be bad

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 1:25 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh, and I just saw the hidden message in the Zito article.

I honestly was confused why people were doing picking the 1st letter in the comments. Now I see what they were doing there.

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 1:30 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I should have bolded the letters. Going for subtlety just made me look like a boring writer. More so.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 6, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can't go for subtlety with this audience.

Some of us still didn’t get it when you posted the image showing the letters blinking.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 6, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

The letters were blinking?

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I knew I shouldn’t have written my check payable to howtheyscored!

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was strictly accidental.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I totally missed that the first time. I was wondering why people kept making jokes about spelling stuff with the first letters of their words.

Man, I feel dumb. Thanks, Grant!

/runs to room and slams door, sobs

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Think about this- Rangers vs Giants. Because of Bengie, I wonder if the Rangers would have a huge advantage, because they’d pretty much pick Bengies brain for what each pitcher likes to throw on every count, every Giants hitters’ “i cant hit this pitch” dirty little pitch secret, and so on.

Can anyone remember a team that traded their starting catcher to another team, only to meet them in the WS that year? We would get annihilated, Bengie would spill everything about the whole staff

by giant4life83 on Oct 6, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

All balanced by

Bengie’s GITP five times and WS record in passed balls.

by maysian on Oct 6, 2010 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ahem.

Wild pitches. Officially.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 6, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Search your feelings… you know he will hit for the cycle. Again.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are giving wayyyyyy too much credit to the catcher

Maybe if this were 1970 that would be a major problem.

With all the PitchFX/Fangraphs type data, every team has scouts working up profiles of opposing pitchers with how often/when they throw pitchers.

I’m not all that scared of Bengi holding powerpoints in broken English telling his team that Matt Cain likes to follow up a 0-0 fastball with an 0-1 change.

by MLWhiteSF on Oct 6, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

Plus every catcher calls games a little differently. We’ve heard time and again that no one’s shaking off Posey much and he’s probably evolving the way he calls games based on what he learns. So unless you think Bengie is living in Buster’s head, I’m not havin’ it.

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 6, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s his heart that’s broken.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

his skinny is broken too.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Oct 6, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean

his gag reflex?

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 6, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s okay, jose guillen could probably steal with molina catching

by shallow23 on Oct 6, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Conversely, the Giants would get to pitch to Bengie Molina while the Rangers would have to pitch to Buster Posey.

That pretty much nullifies any Rangers advantage in anything else.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 6, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would want the Yankees because I think they’ll be the easiest team to beat. Maybe the Rangers too.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 6, 2010 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

If this happens I will go to a game in Minneapolis.

please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Minneapolis in November?

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Oct 6, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

November 2001 was really pleasant.

In fairness, that is so unusual complete strangers were smiling and greeting one another on the street. And if you don’t know the upper midwest, ‘Minnesota Nice’ has nothing to do with friendliness. Minneapolitans are a deeply insular and standoffish people. They make the Swiss seem welcoming, and that takes some doing.

by wcw on Oct 6, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL blanket statement.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you don’t overgeneralize, are you actually human?

by wcw on Oct 6, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you don’t overgeneralize.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants in November?

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not ideal, I’d imagine. I say this as someone who sat in the 32 degree upper deck in Cleveland in 1997.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank god they got rid of the dome!

by dmunk on Oct 6, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a dream last night that I was watching a game in the old metrodome, which is odd because I’ve never actually been there.

What does it mean??

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 6, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno

But the Metrodome will always have a place in my heart as it was the site of the first MLB game I attended.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

In my dream the upper deck was suspended from the ceiling, like a hammock or something.

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 6, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Togepi used Metrodome

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want the Yankees to make it against the Giants just so I can make the pilgrimage to NY from RI to see a game. No other venue is reasonably close enough without missing a ton of school.

by thebighead on Oct 6, 2010 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

/blacks out World Series in order to show Subway Series

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit Grant

I need to sleep!

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Oct 6, 2010 12:55 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL U

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 6, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here goes

Rays vs. Rangers – Rays in 4
Yanks vs. Twins – Yanks in 4

Phillies vs. Reds – Phills in 4
Giants vs. Braves – Giants in 4

Rays vs. Yankees – Rays in 7

Phillies vs. Giants – Phillies in 6

Rays vs. Phillies – Rays in 6

by dprodigy19 on Oct 6, 2010 1:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Look, if you guys are gonna lose a playoff series...

Do it in the NLDS or the World Series.

None of this “Phillies in 6” horseshit. Please?

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 6, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies in 6 would be fucking awesome for the Giants.

What are you, a dodger’s fan???

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am.

But I’m a Dodger fan willing to make a deal with the devil (or the Giants, whoever’s more amenable) to see the Phillies absolutely crushed. I want to hear the lamentation of their women from Wisconsin.

And the Phillies beating the Giants in six would be awesome for the Giants? Maybe I’m suffering from sleep deprivation, but I’m struggling to comprehend that.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 6, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you know, in a retrospective positive light.

It would be awful and heart-ripping in the moment. But the Phillies have a lot more street cred than us, so it’d be nice to make em work a little. If we beat em, I hope it’s in 7 and they are dealt some kind of soul-raping defeat and the giants celebrate all over their “Great American Ballpark.”

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

See, I'd be okay with that.

“soul-raping” are exactly the words I want to hear in that context.

Whether it’s in four games or seven.

Lamentation of their women. Make it happen.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 6, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

im not a fan of the word rape, in any context of the humor variety, and I think I can speak for many others on this site as well, in that regard.

Giants in 5 over ATL (celebrate in SF)
Giants in 5 over PHI (celebrate in SF)

realistically, we will be very, very lucky to get past PHI in the NLCS- but if any NL team has the skills (ie pitching) to do it, it’s us.

by giant4life83 on Oct 6, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry about that.

I meant it in a purely metaphysical sense.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

no worries, its all good.

I’m just sayin it before someone else does and it becomes a bigger issue

by giant4life83 on Oct 6, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Still very painful.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 6, 2010 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, replace it with any more appropriate word.

I understand.

But I want their destruction at your hands to be complete and utter, leaving them helpless and hopeless.

I ain’t saying they’re a pushover.

I’m just saying I want you guys to fuck their shit up. Give ’em another 100 year hangover.

You know?

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 6, 2010 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wiping that smirk off Mat "im angry at the world because i only got one ‘t’ Latos’ face was so great it only whetted my appetite for more.

I’d love to beat down PHI too. Hopefully we get the chance

by giant4life83 on Oct 6, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I, for one, will be stunned if the Giants celebrate a win over the Phillies at Great American.

As that’s in Cincinnati.

So I assume you meant “Citizen’s Bank Ballpark,” but that makes your sarcastic quote marks a little nonsensical.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

He actually meant “Citizen’s” Bank Park. It’s a scathing commentary on the banking industry’s impact on the little guy.

by dmunk on Oct 6, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Am I missing a joke here? Great American Ballpark is in Cincinnati, not Philly.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 6, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I goofed.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, saw the follow-up comments after I posted. I didn’t mean to rub it in :).

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 6, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always get Great American and Citizens’ Bank mixed up. They were opened either in the same year or one or two apart, and both the teams have red and white as their colors.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 6, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

GABP: 2003, CBP: 2004

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do too

Well, I actually thought there was just 1: Great American Citizen’s Ballpark & Bank

Fucking exclusive

by posey yaknowsy on Oct 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very nice

But Genghis Khan lived long before Babar. Indeed, Babar was a descendant of Tamerlane, who claimed descent from Genghis Khan.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 6, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah well

what if, you know, it like, happened? that’s what it would be like, man, you know?

damn you…

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tamerlane was not an elephant. Your post is invalid.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 6, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

THASS RAY-CESS!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good news! HTML doesn’t accept “heighth”.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL at an elephant named Tamerlane.

by Every6thDay on Oct 6, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Golden shrines are outfitted with catcher gear. The number 28 is graffitied in alleyways across San Francisco."

Yet 28 is a Perfect Number, so those Golden Shrines will embody the Golden Rectangle, and The Catcher’s Gear will be called “the tools of ignorance” no more.*

*At which point Tim McCarver and Joe Buck will exercise their joint trademark option.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Oct 6, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is an easy riddle...
At some point, Posey/Heyward will proceed to rob Posey/Heyward of a potentially huge offensive impact. Later, the other of Posey/Heyward will fail to do the same, allowing Posey/Heyward to decide the game. The rookie of the year is crowned.

The answer is Buster, as he alone is capable of time travel, and the ROY votes are already cast.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Oct 6, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoever of Posey or Heyward gets the better of the other will win the award, is what I’m saying. Not because of votes. Because of fate.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

…you dont get it

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d for BEAUTY and truth

by sbrody on Oct 6, 2010 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

" their hair on fire…"

Blackbeard For The Win!!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 6, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh…should he die it orange for the playoffs?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crap, I meant dye.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

What? Like it it?

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I assumed he dyed that orange a long time ago.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want him to go Edward Teech ( pirate captain) who was rumoured to braid gun powder into his beard and set it on fire. It would be the perfect complement to hunting for Nija’s.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 7, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS!

Cain Is Able!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

That last sentence caused me to audibly gasp.

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 6, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

As it should!

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d for excellence

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Oct 6, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neat.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 6, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh-HOH!

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I refuse to make any predictions, but I will do my daily anti-jinx ritual, sprayed on extra thick to ward off all those ESPN and SI guys, among many others, who have us as heavy favorites.

As pretty much all of you saw, after the ASB the team really came charging out of the games and took July by storm, and I would like to think the 3 days rest had something to do with it. Yknow, recharge their batteries and all. You could see the wear on the offense into late Sep, especially on Huff and Posey.

Now they’ve got another 3 days rest before the playoffs. Anyone think the rest will do them wonders, and we’ll see a fully charged team ready to wreak some havoc? I’m looking forward to seeing the guys looking fresh and ready to take this on.

by giant4life83 on Oct 6, 2010 1:34 AM PDT reply actions  

I don’t care about havoc…I just hope they’re reading all this stuff and wrecking it to death.

by paboperfecto on Oct 6, 2010 5:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’ll be good for Posey, definitely. Probably Mole too. They could all use some rest.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

As pretty much all of you saw, after the ASB the team really came charging out of the games and took July by storm, and I would like to think the 3 days rest had something to do with it.

The best team they played in July was the Marlins.

That’s a pretty big part of it, I think.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 6, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even though they are the underdog, small market team with homegrown players

Fuck the Rays. If they win a WS, like 5000 people get to experience the sports fan moment of a lifetime. I would much rather see the championship go to a team with an existing fanbase.

by snafu on Oct 6, 2010 1:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Florida altogether. Simple ballots confuse them.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Oct 6, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, fuck the Rays.

From Deadspin:

Mark C:

I heard a story on Colin Cowherd last week. The Tampa Bay Devil Rays were third on a list of potential cities to get a baseball expansion team. Cowherd, while working for a news station in Tampa at the time, was told by George Steinbrenner himself that he pushed the franchise through. His exact words to baseball were “you owe me.” His family lived in Tampa and he wanted to see his Yankees play down there during the season.

So basically, the Rays exist so that one now-deceased Yankee fan living in the Tampa area could watch his team play a couple times a year without having to travel. Makes sense to me.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Inquiring minds want to know

Which cities were #1 and #2?

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 6, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I assume one of them was Arizona.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I had to guess, I’d guess Washington DC. I am googling to try to find out.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

My Googles haz failed. But Phoenix and DC seem like the obvious answers.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

See below. That expansion Wikipedia site was surprisingly difficult to find.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

third reply!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998_Major_League_Baseball_expansion

After whittling down the field to four finalists (Northern Virginia, Orlando, Phoenix and St. Petersburg), MLB announced Phoenix and St. Petersburg as the two expansion franchises on March 9, 1995

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

So it must have been Orlando and Phoenix, then.

I can see Orlando being tempting to MLB but ultimately too reliant on tourist dollars that wouldn’t translate well to a season-ticket base; kinda like Vegas without the looming gambling issue.

Or it could be that Steinbrenner was just giving himself credit for Tampa leapfrogging DC when in fact it was due to Peter Angelos being an asshole.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

All good points.

What I wonder is what would have happened if they had gone with Phoenix and Northern Virginia. Do the Expos get moved to Florida?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oop. Subject line fail.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

So wait...

…you’re saying the Braves would have moved to Florida?

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 6, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Talking Chop(ping Block)

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

IDK??

People seemed to be pretty confused in California about prop 8
Yes…I mean No – damn

by _Joe_ on Oct 6, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

i say yes, but only as a benefit to the state. They can tax marijuana, there will be substantially less people in jail and the courts can focus on more applicable laws to enforce. It’ll also cut down on violence that is driven by competition and thieves.

by giant4life83 on Oct 6, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, he’s saying that the unmarried gays can tax marijuana, and that there will be substantially less unmarried gays in jail and the courts can focus on more applicable laws to enforce the unmarrying of the gays. It will also cut down on violence that is driven by competition and unmarried, gay thieves. I think.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL i was thinking you guys were talking about the pot prop.

by giant4life83 on Oct 6, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Yes…I mean No"

Yeah, I mean nah… that could go both ways.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Oct 6, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tickets still available

Rays issued a press release over the weekend saying they had sold out the NLDS games in Tampa. See? We have fans! Yay!

… never mind that, as of Monday afternoon, you could go to the Rays site and find a pair of tickets for today’s opener in virtually any seating tier you desired.

So pathetic.

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 6, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that’s really lame. I’d be pissed about the lack of fans too if I played for the Rays. They’re a really good team in pretty much all the right ways.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

someone tell carl crawford

that he can come here, play in front of 30k+ die hards every night, and chill with Willie fuckin’ Mays.

by GiantPain on Oct 6, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he would put up career numbers in at AT&T. I wish the Giants could afford to sign him

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 6, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he reads this blog for whatever random reason he would read this blog. I would so love to see him in left field for the Giants next year. Yeah, I think his numbers would be good here. Plays to his strengths.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sign him and put him in right field. I’m fine with Pat the Bat returning and playing LF.
Torres-Crawford-Posey-Huff-Burrell-Sandoval-Sanchez-Uribe, please.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants can totally afford to sign Crawford.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...I don't know.

But I’d rather save the Werth/Crawfored debate for the offseason.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone around here remember what happened the last time we signed a former Phillies OF coming off a 27 homer season? Werth is going to suck after signing a big contract this winter. Science!

Shake n bake!!!

by TehGreekStallion on Oct 6, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so, I’m just not sure how. He’s going to demand a lot of money. If they’re willing to expand payroll a lot, then sure. But are they?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well that's the question.

But with one of the biggest fanbases and one of the largest increases in ticket sales, I think they can afford to hike up payroll, especially if it means perennial contention.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Below are the only players I'll throw $100 million at

Albert Pujols
Peyton Manning
LeBron James
Scooter Ellis

I had a few oppo hits in little league so there. A solid glove though.

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Oct 6, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whilst waiting in vain yesterday afternoon in the virtual waiting room for Giants NLCS tix, I jumped over to the Rays site and tried to see if there were tix available for today’s Game 1 of the ALDS. You could still buy third row seats along the third base line just past the infield. I mean, they were $160 (LOL), but you could purchase them, less than 24 hours before game time.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 6, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

I tried six different tiers. All available. Didn’t find one part of the ballpark that was full.

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 6, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Rays.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DONT YOU MARRY THEM?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

/golf clap

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 6, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/doffs cap

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done, Mauer.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 6, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not very well played, Mauer.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 6, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently RP Saito has been told that he won’t be on the NLCS roster. Don’t know if it’s been covered yet since there’s like 3-4 threads about the playoffs already, but if this is true, that is very good fortune for us.

by giant4life83 on Oct 6, 2010 1:59 AM PDT reply actions  

he was told he wouldn’t be on the roster. Comment #5 towards the bottom

http://capitolavenueclub.com/?p=3105

by giant4life83 on Oct 6, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but you said NLCS.

I was merely commenting that scratching him from that roster before the NLDS even begins might fall under the purview of math and chickens.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 6, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

(I know, typo, but how could I resist?)

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 6, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol, yes I did typo myself into that one. NLCS, NLDS, WHATS THE DIFFERENCE

by giant4life83 on Oct 6, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the Braves and Giants play in the NLDS, it means the ground has opened up and swallowed the Phillies and Reds.

That, or MLB will have secretly switched to a double-elimination format.

Either one’s cool, I guess.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 6, 2010 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

IM NOT FALLING FOR YOUR CHASM.

i see what you did there

by giant4life83 on Oct 6, 2010 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess sales for game 3 in Atlanta is going OK. The best seats right now for 2 is in the upper deck. I guess a ton of Giants fans bought them.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 6, 2010 2:00 AM PDT reply actions  

hopefully G’s fans will flood ATL like they did Petco a month ago

by giant4life83 on Oct 6, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think most Giants fans are scared of the south.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 2:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm afraid to go anywhere where I'm described as "Eye-talian".

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 6, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

We're doing just fine without you, thanks.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 6, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be awesome.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

im going to ATL

who else will travel into enemy territory and don the orange and black?

by Sandoval Stays Suckafree on Oct 6, 2010 3:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be there

What games are you going to? Where are you sitting?

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 6, 2010 4:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

By the way- Who are ya’lls AL “bandwagon” teams?

I’m hopping on with the Twinkies

by giant4life83 on Oct 6, 2010 2:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Not-Yankees

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 6, 2010 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

this

I guess I like the Rays, but really, any non-Yankee will do. As a non-Yankee fat living in New York, your hatred grows to a really fiery passion.

by Kalk on Oct 6, 2010 5:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

non-Yankee fat living in New York,

Body bias!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Living in New York for three years only made me hate the Yankees, and their fans, more.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus One !

AL equivalent of “Not-Dodgers” for me

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 6, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely. I also like the Twins.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rays, man.

Ultimate triumph of good management vs gigantic market.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta be the Rangers

I root for every other club who’s experienced similar levels of torture as the Giants, unless said club seems to have Red Sox-itis and would morph in to the most annoying fans in the world should they ever win….I’m looking at you Chi…oh you took 3 of 4 from the Padres, never mind there are none of those left. Definitely Rangers.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 6, 2010 4:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Red Sox fans. . .

. . .were annoying pre-2004. They’ve always seemed to think they were the only fans who have had their heart broken by this game. F—- the Red Sox. They are Evil Empire lite.

by betterthanbochy on Oct 6, 2010 6:35 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

lolCubs

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 6, 2010 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

lolGiants

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 6, 2010 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

/lolsad

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 6, 2010 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

No one. No bandwagons when the Giants are the playoffs.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2010 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seconded!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or any other time for that matter.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 6, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't cheer for teams from Texas or Florida if I can avoid it.

Which makes the ALDS problematic for me.

Overall, I would like to see the Twins put a humiliating end to what I hope is the “Core Four’s” last playoff run, because

a) Why would anyone dislike the Twins?

b) God, I hate the Yankees.

That said, I want the Giants to win the World Series, and I want people paying attention. A WS featuring any AL team but the Yankees might well get beat in the ratings by the Lingerie Football League. And you know that it would feel better to beat the Yankees than, say, the Texas “They Play Baseball After The Cowboys’ Season Opener?” Rangers. Also, as i live in New York, I might have the chance to see the Giants finish off the sweep at The House That’s Across The Street From The House That Ruth Built.

But I’ll still root against the Yankees every step of the way.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much the best case scenario involves the Giants pounding the hell out of Francisco Liriano to win the World Series.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

For the Giants to go deep in the playoff

they need to play like the 2001 D-Backs…great SP and bullpen and good enough hitting

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it would be nice if they played like WS champions.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

A WS featuring any AL team but the Yankees might well get beat in the ratings by the Lingerie Football League.

You mean people actually watch MTV2?

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 6, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees vs Giants

would be a ratings dream for FOX. They want the west-coast east coast thing and with no angels or doyers it only makes sense that the Giants would be their next preferred option.

by kezargiants on Oct 6, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/finds Big Americans
//gives him hug and says it’s all right, we can’t all be perfect

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

/shanks Big Americans while giantsfansince1981 hugs him

by Natto on Oct 6, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

/high fives Natto and steals Big American’s wallet

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now wait

He’s a Yankees and Giants fan, so you’re only allowed to half shank him.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

East Coast AND Body bias!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just don’t let Lars anywhere near that open knife wound.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

gross

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool story

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care who we beat in the World Series, but it would be cool to avenge the loss from ’62.

Preferably by hitting a line drive off Mariano Rivera two inches past a diving Jeter in the bottom of the ninth in Game 7 at AT&T Park.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 6, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

In that scenario, game 7 would be in New York.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 6, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOLU

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

LOL EVERYONE LOOK AT scout6 AND LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d so that more people see this

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL – also rec’d for diabolical genius.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

…and it’s green

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 6, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

NL won the all-star game

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 6, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks to Brian Wilson! “It’ll give us home-field advantage.” What did he know and when did he know it.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 6, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twins and Rays.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rangers

Been to a couple games down there. Nice fans who could use some success. The temperature could possibly be in the low 200s by the time the WS rolls around.

by maysian on Oct 6, 2010 2:24 AM PDT reply actions  

I can definitely see Cliff Lee winning two games and giving the Rangers the upset.

I just can’t see anyone beating the Phillies though,

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 6, 2010 2:37 AM PDT reply actions  

I think any team can beat the Phillies.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 2:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

GIVE ME LOPEZ vs HOWARD NOW!!!

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll take your Utley vs Mota and like it!

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Roy Halladay throws a fastball in the middle of the woods

and only Buster Posey is there to see it, does he hit a home run?

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 2:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously

Yes

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 6, 2010 4:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trick question – he hits two homeruns!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

18 inning game seven. Phillies run out of pitchers, Mota’s batting for himself after his 2nd inning. Utley takes the mound. Mota dribbles one haflway to the pitcher’s mound. Throwing error, giants take a one run lead. Posey comes in to pitch the bottom of the 18th for the save. Giants go to the world series.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 2:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

You’re stealing my fantasy. Or maybe it’s just one of those universal dreams.

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 6, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grant

He’s the James Brown of the blogosphere, the hardest working man in Nerdom.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 6, 2010 4:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Unless you’re a Giants fan, the manager’s ongoing affection for Jose Guillen should serve as a source of amusement.

Yes, I don’t find that funny.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2010 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

/gnashes teeth

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

/rends clothing

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

/admires Buster Posey’s ability to walk on water.

by younghutch on Oct 6, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but he can’t walk on water and chew gum and pat his head and rub his belly at the same time.

no one can!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Oct 6, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh. I’m resigned to it.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen could totally hit a few home runs in the NLDS and help us win the series. Then, whose face will the egg be on?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, but Guillen’s got the power right?

Ah, but no.

Over the last three seasons, Cody Ross has a .456 slugging percentage.

Same span, Guillen’s got a splendiforous .429 figure.

Why Bruce Bochy would play Guillen over Ross — who is, of course, the better defender — is a real mystery. But he’s been doing it for seven weeks. There’s no reason to think he’ll stop now.

I agree, Boch will start Guillen over Ross. But, that’s only because Guillen has really compromising pix of Boch and Sabes.

by keyser_sozey on Oct 6, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Marty Lurie

For no goddamn reason whatsoever he was banging the Jose Guillen drum for months before he even arrived. I like you Marty, but where you got the idea that the 2010 version of Guillen was more than just an empty uniform and could be a legitimate no. 5 hitter I’ll never know.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 6, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Know what I like about Marty? His interviewing. He asks a question and shuts up and lets the person answer.

Not everyone on KNBR understands that’s how interviews work.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ralph Barbieri, come on down!

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 6, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rambles on for about twenty minutes
“Now what do you think?”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 6, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

I never can tell what his question is by the time he’s finished talking.

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 6, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amici's!

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, I wanted to ask what you think of Mike Singletary, because, well, I’ve always said he’s very charismatic guy. I think he’s very charismatic, and we know he’s not an X’s and O’s guy. So I’ve always thought he needed a strong battery of coaches to really succeed. And I’ve always said that he’d either be a wild success or a total failure without any room for anything in between. And he’s a great motivator. And, well, this is apropos of nothing, but callers have been cramming it down my throat for two years that I don’t like Mike Singletary. I DO like Mike Singletary. I only said that there was no reason to go sign him before seeing what else was out there. That’s all I said! I never said I didn’t like him. But people don’t understand. They like to fight with me. But I think I handle with some serious aplomb. So, to get back on track, I was wondering if you agree with that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is a perfect imitation.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 6, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should have worked in a “you and he” in there, but I’m satisfied with it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough self-praise. Throw in some comments about ‘telling it like it is’, or whatever, and you’ll be golden.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 6, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the horrendous voice doesn’t really come through in text. Maybe italics or something?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now I see the aplomb thing down at the end. Criticism withdrawn.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 6, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably would've substituted "mesmerizing" or "captivating" for that second "charismatic"

Just to show off his vocabulary.

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 6, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s gotta be room for “absolutely delightful” somewhere in that paragraph.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Razor would like to speak to you…

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed

The Razor would like to speak to at you…

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 6, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think you can predict any series the Giants are involved in

If they hit, they’ll probably win. But lord only knows if they’ll bring the bats or not.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Oct 6, 2010 6:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Is it me?

Or has if felt like this is the most hardest Grant has ever worked?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2010 7:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Definitely the most hardestestest.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he paid someone.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 6, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Natto

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ratto

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Paid extra to ensure Ratto's pants stayed on!

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 6, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Mrs. Grant joke

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Howie hacked into his computer

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 11:12 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Predictions schmidictions.

Predictions schmidictions.

I ‘m still drunk that from the fact the Padres,Bums, & Rox collapsed enough for this squad’s offense to win over 90 games and get into the post season. It is time to get busy "collecting" sliver ware, paintings, fixtures and liberating anything else of value before rest of the league realizes the Giants have crashed the post season party!

/ staggers off with a nice looking glass bottle containing an unknown alcoholic liquid and some nice bright silk like fabric over a shoulder along with a frantic wide and unfocused eyes scanning the rest of the place.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 6, 2010 7:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Man, the 2002 Braves were loaded. Jones, the other Jones, Sheffield, Maddux, Glavine, Smoltz…

by Cookyman on Oct 6, 2010 7:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Someone tried to get me to make playoff predictions but all I could decide was that I would saw off my own leg as a sacrifice to the baseball gods if the Giants would win it all.

by sbrody on Oct 6, 2010 7:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Such a strange couple of days

 Like a junky missing his fix, these three days are baseball withdraw at it’s worst. One can only watch Comcast replays of Sundays game so many times. It’s not Giants baseball when you know the outcome of every pitch. On the other hand these off days lets the mind wonder to imagine sweeping every team that dares try and overcome our Magic Inside and Wilson’s beard.

by Lefty-is-crafty on Oct 6, 2010 7:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Clubber Lang agrees

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2010 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

or

NLDS
Phils over Reds in 3
Giants over Braves in 4

ALDS
Rays over Rangers in 3
Twins over Yankees in 4

NLCS
Giants over Phils in 7

ALCS
Rays over Twins in 6

WS
Giants over Rays in 6 (what the hell?)

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 6, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not looking good for you

Rangers 5-0 in 4th…Not sure how you can pick against Lee.

by nofreetime on Oct 6, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I'm probably some kind of jinx

But I agree, 4 at the most, don’t see this going 5.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 6, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

At the beginning of the season I predicted a Giants/Yankees WS. Avenging ’62 in game 7 was the only way I saw us actually winning one. You know, poetically. And awesomishly.

by Rorsavelt on Oct 6, 2010 7:49 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Kruk on KNBR

did anyone else hear Kruk drop a “? is a horse’s ass.” as he got off the phone?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 6, 2010 7:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Heard something, but it wasn’t very clear

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 6, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

They were talking about how a few years ago Kruk, in his infinite wisdom, had referred to Curt Schilling as a “horse’s ass.” So coming out of the interview I think they played the sound clip of that quote.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 6, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok. that makes more sense.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 6, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

flow chart clarifies the alternatives

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 6, 2010 8:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Shit fuck!

I just realized that these just realized that these four teams(2010 Braves, 2009 Yankees, 2008 Rays, 2007 Red Sox’s) have one thing in common. WE ARE DOOMED!!!!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2010 8:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Situation: Hinske

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the Robert Horry of baseball

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 6, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHADDARYOUDOING SABEAN?

SIGN THAT MAN TO A MULTIYEAR DEAL

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

by baetown415 on Oct 6, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I predict stress and freakouts by the McCovens.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Oct 6, 2010 8:30 AM PDT reply actions  

True...

but are we to assume Giants fans were stressed and freaked out before the Internets came into existence? I mean Giants fans in 1954 seems pretty happy.

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Grant leaves sun off postseason roster

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 6, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 6, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

McC Perfect....

rec’d

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 6, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

/intercepted by Mars

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 11:14 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

/tries to loft light to Earth, forgetting that light only travels in straight lines unless affected by great gravitational forces.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you actually accusing the fucking sun of SSS?

Your nerdiness has reached an all-time high.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Oct 6, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually the sun has never “risen”. It’s moving, but not around Earth but the Milky Way. It doesn’t move up or down because there is no floor or bottom in space. Seriously, no fricking floor, bottom or beginning. The sun doesn’t rise, it moves. And we have no fricking idea if it’s moving up, down, north, south, east or west. It’s just fricking moving man!

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Oct 6, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's all about perspective, man

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Oct 6, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

tell that to the Catholic Church

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Oct 6, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just an illusion caused by the earth spinning ’round.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 6, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the fool on the hill blog,
Sees the sun going down.
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning around.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong...

the sun and the rest of the universe rotate around the Earth

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Deadspin hater's guide to the 2010 MLB Playoffs

http://deadspin.com/5655344/the-2010-haters-guide-to-the-mlb-playoffs?skyline=true&s=i

San Francisco Giants (92-70, NL West Champs)
The Giants are the favorite team of Chris “Mad Dog” Russo, who spent decades on the radio in New York talking about what a big Giants fan he was, when no one in the tri-state area gave a shit about the Giants. Chris Russo is a horrible person who was born without descended testicles, and listening to him speak is like listening to a Jack Russell terrier that has a fucking lisp.

I don’t know anyone who gives a shit about the Giants except for the ever-dwindling number of old and dying people who like to tell you that Willie Mays was the greatest five-tool player of all time. Since Bonds left, this team is about as interesting as watching a dick go limp. I don’t think there are any actual Giants fans in San Francisco, a very dirty and overrated and smelly town with horrendous weather. I think there are people who occasionally go to Giants games in between chastising you for not eating food that’s been locally sourced. If the Giants go to the World Series, no one will fucking care. They even played Anaheim in a seven-game Series a while back, with Bonds, and people STILL didn’t give a shit. And people out there want you to believe that the Giants have some awesome rivalry with the Dodgers or something. Again, no one gives a shit. East Coast Bias is 100 percent for real and utterly justified because no one in the Central and Eastern time zones cares about two teams playing at 10 p.m. for the right to be crowned the best team in a state full of whiny, squash blossom-eating dipshits.

Brian P:

    Is it obvious to everyone else just how fucking terrible the Giants are at an individual level? The knobgobblers at ESPN would have you believe the Giants have fucking beautiful locker room chemistry when in reality they’re the douchiest, laziest fucks on the planet. It’s like they all fucking agreed together to wear their uniforms as baggy as fucking possible in order to hide their hideous bitch-tits. I mean, seriously: Pablo Sandoval: fat fuck. Juan Uribe: fat fuck. It’s absolutely insane that a major league baseball team has a 300-pound tit monster with frosted tips on his goatee playing shortstop.

Krista:

    The Crazy Crab was a mascot of the San Francisco Giants for the 1984 season. As opposed to other mascots, Crazy Crab was meant as an “anti-mascot”, satirizing on the mascot craze that was going on at the time.

That is so fucking San Francisco: a goddamn hipster mascot.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2010 8:37 AM PDT reply actions  

,,,

The hipster mascot jab is funny. The rest was not. But, hey, I’m just the third-best Giants blog.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 6, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I can get that gold trophy now, suckers!

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 6, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have the gold trophy of our hearts.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

/wipes chin

Watch who yer callin “suckers”!

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 6, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's funny you say Wisconsin, because Drew Magary is actually from Minnesota and, naturally, despises Wisconsin.

Also, in fairness to him, naughty words and stereotypes is exactly what he was going for:

Well, I’m not taking it lying down. I am here to fix these boring-as-shit MLB playoffs by injecting it with extreme doses of ignorance and general rancor. That’s right! It’s time to strap on our roastin’ boots and get right to gettin’ drunk and feelin’ mean. Again, these observations have been made with as little knowledge and insight as humanly possible, for knowledge and insight are the sworn enemies of a good hate-on. I enlisted your help in hating all eight of these teams, and you didn’t let me down. Let’s dive in, shall we? IF YOU WANT BLOOD, YOU’VE GOT IT.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

no one in Wisconsin knows what rancor means

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 6, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's that monster in Star Wars

… right?
(/knows the dictionary definition of rancor)

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 6, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric Forman begs to differ.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that’s comedy!

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 6, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, man. There were plenty of funny bits about other teams in that article.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 6, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like the bit about Texas fans looking at you funny for eating Chinese Food.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 6, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

We should have a “Write like Drew Magary Day”… that couldn’t possibly go bad.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 6, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I write like Drew Magary?

FUCK AND YES.

You know that one bizarre thing that you think about that you think no one else thinks about? I TOTALLY THINK ABOUT THAT TOO!

FOOD!

I call this one Pooplagiarism.

/Actually quite enjoys Magary’s formula.
//Works three floors below the Gawker media empire.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, none of that was funny.

Lewis Black, they ain’t.

by wcw on Oct 6, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to see Lewis Black at the Mountain Winery last year. Sadly, he was terrible. So, so terrible.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 6, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s too bad. I saw him live back in 2002, and he was good. Maybe he hasn’t aged well.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I had high hopes, but it was all frenetic head-shaking and spitting, and weak to non-existent material. He seemed totally unprepared. He was taking commentary from the audience… like people would shout out “Sarah Palin!”, and he’d just say. “Sarah Palin… Sarah Palin?!? How fucking stupid is the middle third of this country?!?” (eyes bulge, hands flail)… Then he’d move on to the next thing. Kinda lame.

I still respect him, though.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 6, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

He’s a wife-beater.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT COX

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 6, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always hated that prick for that & it still makes me cringe when I hear the fucking love-fest surrounding his farewell tour.

Fuck you, Bobby Cox, you fat, scuffed-up, bitter, good-ol’-boy shitstick. Your farewell tour ends
now.

P.S. I hope your wife kicks the shit out of you in your sleep. Then goes all Lorena Bobbitt on your wrinkly ass.

by younghutch on Oct 6, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

But how do you really feel?

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 6, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

/ younghutch gets thrown out of game

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 6, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes sense, when you think about it. When you’re a kid, you have endless amounts of free time. There’s no work to occupy you. Hours seem to take years to pass by. You can’t drink. You can’t do drugs. You can’t jack off or fuck other people. And you can’t watch cool movies like Dark Knight because you’re too stupid to understand them, or you’re such a pussy that they scare you. You can’t drive anywhere. You can’t read cool books. You can’t do JACK SHIT except run around and watch Nick Jr. It’s a horrible, brutally boring existence.

Hilarious.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 6, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure a 4 year old could understand the Dark Knight. That was a weird chocie.

by Cookyman on Oct 6, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t let my son watch it.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that is some seriously tired writing.

by Evan on Oct 6, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, seriously

THE GIANTS SUCK BECAUSE JUAN URIBE AND PABLO SANDOVAL ARE FAT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 6, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the key to our success might be fat shortstops. We had a fat shortstop the last time this team won more than 90 games.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not Deadspin’s writing, just some guy who emailed them.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

420!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

A boring writer going on and on about how boring he is

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by Giantsfan4life on Oct 6, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

/thin skinned

That’s just nonsense. I’m not offended because I know that it’s just a writer trying to be funny, but that whole funny thing doesn’t work if you’re not up to speed with reality. The Giants are enormously popular. I can’t count the number of times I’ve received a high five over the last week just for wearing my Giants hat. And I don’t even live in San Francisco!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 6, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously it’s just a shtick. Nothing to get mad about (especially when the reasons for hating the Giants are so terribly lame).

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know. This whole post-season thing has me on edge.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 6, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is correct, though about the dismayingly dismal ratings of the 2002 Series. That pissed me off. Fucking Selig.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I take it as a signal that we haven’t been annoying enough as a fanbase. You want us to rev up to BoSox levels? Bring it on, Magary!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 6, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was kind of funny.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Deadspin humor is pretty stupid.

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 6, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’d because I hate San Francisco

… thing is, there are many, if not most, Internet commenters who will forget to take this with their grain of rice*.

  • salt, timmy style

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 6, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like someone from the Bronx Zoo is jelious that they didn’t get to throw crap at their mascot.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 7, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Predictions!

There are so many Giants-related angles to this year’s playoff teams that it must mean something.Think about it.

The Reds are managed by the guy who last managed the Giants to the World Series.

The Twins ace pitcher was traded by the Giants in exchange for, um, some catcher.

The Rangers have a catcher who played for the Giants until June and knows their pitching staff very well.

The Rays play St. Petersburg, which is where the Giants would be playing now if Peter Magowan hadn’t bought the team.

The Yankees play in New York, where the Giants used to play.

And the Phillies…well, Shane Victorino has a rectum for a face. /giggles

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 6, 2010 8:41 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d for the giggles!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 6, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just realized I didn’t predict anything there. Okay, fine.

Giants over Braves in 4. Phillies over Reds in 4. Yankees over Twins in 5. Rays over Rangers in 4.

Phillies over Giants in 7. Yankees over Rays in 6.

Phillies over Yankees in 6.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 6, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going with Giants over Phillies in 7

Rays over Yanks in 7…

Giants over Ray in 6 (I shuddered as I wrote that…especially the game 6 part)

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

In this line!

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies Yankees?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’m sick of that shit!

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giggles

hehe

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, the Phillies gave us their power hitting left fielder for free

And all it cost us was Aaron Rowand’s ridiculous salary in perpetuity.
Something like that. There’s a Ray’s angle in there somewhere too, I think

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by Giantsfan4life on Oct 6, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand and Burrell

are ex-phillies. Pedro Feliz, ex-Giant

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Oct 6, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, Pedro Feliz played for the Astros and Cardinals this year, so the connection isn’t that strong, but as we’re all Pedro Feliz, I’m sure he’s with Philly in spirit.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey I'm old

time moves slowly for us, and sometimes I don’t do a fangraphs fact check before every throwaway comment

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Oct 6, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just saw the Q&A on Talking Chop with "the esteemed blogger over at McCovey Chronicles, Grant"

1) I’m assuming we are going to get a Q&A with the Talking Chop’s blogger(s)

2) I like how they had clarify Grant was the blogger they were talking about

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 8:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Link?

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grant did a good job of deflecting the “LOL ZITO EXPENSIVE AND SUCKS” question.

I also liked this:

Q: Are you excited or afraid to be facing the Braves as opposed to the Reds, Phillies, or Padres?

A: I’ve always thought that kind of thing was nonsense. If a team wants to win the World Series, they have to beat three good teams. People need to quit worrying about which team was the juggernaut and which team limped in. In a short series, the Nationals are dangerous.

The Braves are a good team. I’m not excited to face them. I’m terrified, just as I would be with the Reds, Phillies, Rangers, Rays, Yankees, or Twins. It’s not like the Giants are going to advance to the playoffs, look up, and see the Mariners roll into town.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Formatting fail.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was good, but this was ridiculous
3. Buster Posey and Jason Heyward will tie their wrists together and get into a knife fight, like those two guys in the “Beat It” video.

We all know that Buster MFing Posey can kill people with his mind. This would only apply if he wanted to display his prowess for knife fighting, but not if he only wanted to injure because he can do that with his mind as well.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 6, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Besides, the Mariners would shut our shit down.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Mariners would drop an Imodium on us, in other words.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Liv-ah-pool FC

So can we now look forward to a rush of female supporters wearing pink soccer jerseys filling the seats at Anfield?

http://espn.go.com/sports/soccer/news/_/id/5654048/liverpool-agrees-sale-boston-red-sox-owners-pending-resolution-board-dispute

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 6, 2010 8:56 AM PDT reply actions  

And I thought I couldn’t despise them any more than I already do

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 6, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s really exciting to see them in the relegation part of the table, although it is really early.

by scotterduder on Oct 6, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did everyone wear themselves out yesterday?

I realize it’s noon on the East Coast, but it’s 9 am on the West coast and there’s less than 200 comments. Grant has been paying someone to work very hard to put up all of these NGDT’s and we’re still more than 24 hours away from playoff baseball. I’m beginning to doubt everyone here’s gamery grittyness. Also, SUCK IT COX!

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 6, 2010 9:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks to these stupid threads, I’ve gotten three hours of sleep this week.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 6, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Well that’s more work than I’ve done.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 6, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like the playoffs better when I have some team like the Dodgers I can LOL against. :(

DO NOT BE THAT LOL TEAM, GIANTS.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 6, 2010 9:21 AM PDT reply actions  

ONOTT!

You didn’t pull it by me this time grant…I found the hidden meaning to this post! Once the playoffs start we will all be saying “Onott again!” Damn your ability to predict the torture…

Seriously though, I’m starting to get scared

by Artimus Clyde on Oct 6, 2010 9:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Did Schilling..

Really say that the Braves would win in 3? Is this guy for real?

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 6, 2010 10:03 AM PDT reply actions  

I Saw That Too

Horseshit.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Oct 6, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

In all fairness,

Schilling is a gigantic talking asshole.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 6, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone should tell the guy Bonds is no longer on the team.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 6, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unless he's in front of Congress

Then he’s just a gigantic asshole.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Oct 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I see what you did there.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 6, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not here to talk about the pas.. sing of yesterday’s dinner.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did a ketchup packet fall out his pocket while he said that?

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, Schilling. What Network is paying him to say stupid shit these days?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought maybe MLB Network. Man, former baseball players are regularly great baseball analysts, aren’t they?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Harold Reynolds.

But goddamn are his opinions wrong-headed. At least he’s not a prick about it like Joe Morgan.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Reynolds too, actually. But yeah, I still find his commentary a little wanting.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I usually have no problems with him.

But when he was saying why CC should win the Cy Young, that just pissed me off. Also, I don’t like Matt Vasgersian at all.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Horses ass

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 11:21 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Who the fuck cares what Curt Schilling says?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curt Schilling cares what Curt Schilling says far more than enough to make up for the fact that no one else does.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't he win the worst blog in the world award?

maybe that was just my opinion of it…..

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 6, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Dilema...

I am a partial season ticket holder and as a result, I have tickets to two of the NLCS games in SF. When the Giants reach the NLCS, should I sell my tickets (they’re already on Stub Hub for several thousand), or go to one game and sell the tickets to the other, hoping that the Giants do not get swept.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Oct 6, 2010 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

It's up to you...

I would really enjoy going to a playoff game but I never begrudge anyone for making thousands of dollars…

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have never been to a post season game, and it’d be a blast. I hope to sell one game and then go to the other. That requires the Giants winning at least one game. I am optimistic that will happen.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Oct 6, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly don’t know what I’d do in your situation. That’s a lot of money, but going to a game would be beyond awesome. Splitting it may be a good move.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm staying away from all playoff games

I went to the games this Friday and Saturday – both losses.

The one playoff game I went to was in 2002 and that’s when Jason Schmidt got lit up and gave up like 6 earned runs.

I’m staying away!!

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 6, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

You, Sir/Madam, are a selfless person. I admire you.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait...

If the giants end up being the away team, you might be able to see which game is the potential “clinching” game…then keep you tickets for the later game and sell your earlier tickets.

It’s the playoffs and the NLCS, I don’t see the price of tickets dropping despite the event getting closer to starting…

by wizard5ive on Oct 6, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Several thousand $

That is a lot of money.
No doubt.

by millennial on Oct 6, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

At this hour...

KQED’s Forum is featuring a roundtable with Baggs, Ann Killion, Dan Fost and Larry Baer. Listen live at KQED.org.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 6, 2010 10:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks

Caught the end of it, but was surprised by the very end: Who gives a rat’s ass what Barbara Boxer thinks about the Giants, must be an election year.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 6, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, what did she think?

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 6, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, what connection does she have to San Fransisco anyway?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Feinstein was the one who was Mayor, no?

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, indeed.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

She represented Marin and Sonoma counties in Congress.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are those out of the Giants’ home market then? Although admittedly my wording is imprecise, the fact KQED included a local politician in a segment about the Giants is hardly surprising.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Humming Obelisk on the Moon

Their first album was really really good.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 6, 2010 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

I thought it was a kubrick reference.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Kubrick’s first album sucked.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 6, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

lotta potential on that one though

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

The rays must be licking their lips thinking about running on bengie molina

/joe maddon steals 2nd and 3rd

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Is he their starting catcher? Jesus, don’t the rangers have anyone better???

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 6, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Ray says no.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 6, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ the Rangers

Probability that Molina will suck in every conceivable way: 100%

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 6, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

how the fuck can you bat him 9th?

That’s nearly as bad as bork batting him clean up for 3 years.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

uh

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

I think the Rangers will win this series.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 6, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLno.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Molina hits HR

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, I purchased MLB.TV, and they still want me to pay an extra $10 to watch the Postseason on my computer?

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by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes

I believe the term you’re looking for is the one that left my mouth when I realized this….horseshit!

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by Giant Torture on Oct 6, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fox/TBS bullshit. They pay for exclusive rights and get them.

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by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does that mean,

my MLB app won’t work on my iphone for the postseason???

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 6, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just tried it out

Looks like you get the extra camera angles with TBS audio

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 6, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I was watching it too

Kind of cool if you set up the 4 split screens, but kind of sucks because the camera’s don’t follow what’s happening, looks like a tough way to watch an entire game.

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by Giant Torture on Oct 6, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it’s kinna trippy just watching ron washington the whole time…without a scoreboard

by wizard5ive on Oct 6, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

It shouldn't be trippy.

Cocaine, while a helluva drug, isn’t a hallucinogen.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

What? I saw the link and assumed it was included this year. Screw that – I heard it was terrible last year. I assume it still is? I’d rather support the local bar scene than give mlb anymore money.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just sent an email to cancel it. What the hell do I care about extra camera angles? I’ll just watch on TBS and/or Fox.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. Screw MLB’s postseason crap.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Should have thought about this first but are there any day games? Hope not :\

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by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Game 4 in Atlanta would be a day game, but I also heard late start (probably to get west coast viewers). If it comes to that, I haven’t decided what to do yet.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why would the day game be a big deal? Would those not be on TBS? I’m still trying to decide whether to buy the postseason package but I’d rather just suffer through the TV.

by thebighead on Oct 6, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just realized you may be referring to being at work and only having access to a computer if its a day game.

by thebighead on Oct 6, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

Also, a day game on the weekend is ok. I just looked and the NLCS is TBA but I think I’m ok.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s what I’m worried about. I could do radio, but I really prefer being able to see everything.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, are they going to charge me automatically for the postseason? I had mlb tv for the year.

by thebighead on Oct 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe. You can email them and ask. customerservice@website.mlb.com

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by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was given a purchase prompt. I declined.

by Every6thDay on Oct 6, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I don't know if you heard...

but the playoffs are just about to start.

OMG OMG OMG!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Anyone have any suggestions about which radio broadcast team I should listen to?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m listening to the Rays right now. So far, I’m unimpressed. Not terrible, but their general baseball wisdom leaves a little wanting. Really, outs are bad now that teams are in the playoffs? They weren’t bad before?

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went with the Rangers.

They’re a little bland, but unobjectionable.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Rangers’ station just had a public service announcement about Talking To Your Kids… about not breaking into and destroying abandoned houses.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Now that says something.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that what the Rangers are trying to do right now?

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 6, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well the fuck done.

Imma rec that, thass wha’ Imma do.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying Texas is becoming a scene out of Mad Max. Great!

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by Kitspool on Oct 6, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I were a kid in Texas, I’d probably do that. Think of all the McMansions in Texas that are abandoned due to the housing crisis.

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by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did it while visiting a buddy at CSUMB.

There were (are?) huge swaths of military housing waiting to be torn down at Fort Ord. It was familiar yet empty, like the opening scene of a zombie movie.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

But now that I’m an adult, it’s totally cool, right?

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by groug on Oct 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least there are broadcasters actually saying “outs are bad.”

by Every6thDay on Oct 6, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is true.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

COMMERCIAL BREAK IN PROGRESS

Almost there!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie molina starting against the rays and hitting 9th

LOL ron washington

Maybe he thinks the rays think molina has a “great arm and shuts down the run game” in that mans cocaine infused brain of his.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

I haz a sad every time I see Tropicana Field. There are people in the stands today (for a change) but that stadium always looks dreary to me.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm listening to it on the radio

does the place even look sold out?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

They say it is but I see empty seats in center field.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I didn't expect a 1pm game in tampa to sell out

They probably have 30,000 which is incredible for the trop but a shame for how great that team is.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, if it goes until 4 pm, fans can’t get out in time for the earlybird specials.

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by AngeloB on Oct 6, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that where the Giants were headed in the early 90’s before being saved?

by millennial on Oct 6, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

I remember the place being PACKED when they were on their way to a World Series. What happened since then? Just the economy?

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 6, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

The 20,000-ticket giveaway was a one-time deal.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

The lighting makes it look like they’re playing inside a large Costco.

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 6, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

The lighting really is horrible. Indoor stadiums are so unnatural.

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 6, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it was a Costco, there’d be more people inside.

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by EliminateMe on Oct 6, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also love Costco...

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Oct 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

See?

That’s already two more than love the Rays.

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by EliminateMe on Oct 6, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Costco made sure we had an affordable open bar at my wedding.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there anything Costco can't do?

No. No, there is not!

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by lame-o on Oct 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

At first I read that as “open bra”, which seemed to be more interesting.

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by can of corn on Oct 6, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The good – Woooooh, players take the field!

The bad – I forgot how bad camera work can be on the Postseason app. WTF STOP ZOOMING IN AND OUT

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

LETS GO RAYS

As much as I like cliff lee and josh hamilton I’d much rather see the yankee killers win the pennant.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

I still find Hamilton’s story incredible. The guy is amazing – although I’m not much for those super holy-roly types, but hey…whatever works.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 6, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you mean holy roller.

This is a holy-roly.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

PLAY BALL!!

Go Rays
Go Reds
Go Twins

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 10:39 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

I look forward to seeing bengie hit with runners on and less than 2 outs.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Predictions

1) In any series with the Giants in it, there will be a bunch of shutouts
2) The fucking yankees will be obnoxious
3) something totally bizarre and unexpected will happen (like Halliday getting knocked out in the 2nd inning, or the Yankees getting shutout by a nobody)
4) Some gritty squirrely little white guy will have a good week or two and get a bunch of press. Here’s hoping it’s Fontenot!

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by zenbitz on Oct 6, 2010 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

/nick blackburn cg shutout in game 4

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that would be awesome.

Yankees fans HATE Carl “American Idle” Pavano. If he junk-dropped his old team (and, if it’s not too greedy, can it be the elimination game?), I would be a very happy camper.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anytime the yankees lose

I am a happy camper.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate older Phillies fans. I am working at a VA clinic with a TV. Everyone has Phillies shirts and hats. I ask if they want to watch the Rays/Rangers and they all say NO WHO CARES ABOUT THEM!

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2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL SMUG

Can’t watch teams that have half the payroll of the phillies.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Time to see bengie show case his veteran game calling abilitity to the entire world.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Remember when the Rangers where stacked with young talented catchers? yeah, that didn’t work out so well.

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EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now they have a catcher who can't even throw the ball to 2nd without 3 hops

But hey he’s a clutch hitter and calls rhe best game in the majors so sayeth harold reynolds.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

/regrets the trade

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by EliminateMe on Oct 6, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was awesome when he was with the Angels.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 6, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was pretty good for Anaheim.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

He used to not suck

He also used to not weigh 300 lbs.

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by Giant Torture on Oct 6, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LEE

RUBEN AMARO WUZ RITE!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 10:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Should the Giants think about Pena for first next year? Or just re-sign Huff and be done with it unless Belt demands a call up?

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

He might be an inexpensive pickup though. I wouldn’t dismiss it just yet. Wasn’t Belt playing LF at the end of the year???

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 6, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NOT CLUTCH

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by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

He won’t be cheap. His power numbers, though down this year, are too recent for him to offer much of a discount. That’s why the rays won’t attempt to re-sign him.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to sign someone above the

Mendoza line…

He’s basically Mark Reynolds with less Ks.

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was assuming his down year (I expect him to bounce back a bit) might deflate his price tag. If it doesn’t, then I’d pass.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

He hit. 196 (!!!!), I really don’t think he has the leverage to ask for a big deal. He hits in a very good hitters park (or at least its neutral). He has a ton of strikeouts too

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 6, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you advancing these as reasons the Giants should sign him?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha no

But considering that he’s had an awful year, he might be cheap, he plays 1b, and Brian Sabean is enamored with RBI’s, I wouldn’t rule it out.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 6, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

We can only hope.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

We don’t need juan uribe at 1st base with a inflated scott boras salary.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

No...

2010: .196/.325/.407

Career: .241 /.351/.490

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH HAI JOSE GUILLEN

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also clank:

Career d War: -5.1
Career UZR at 1B: -2.7

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is a really tight zone

Gameday is showing me a lot of strikes but I didn’t expect any different.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL Pena

Foul tip on a up and in pitch

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

derek jeter bat knob thing foul tip

by wizard5ive on Oct 6, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL UMPIRES

Already staking their claim.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

I MATTER PAY ME ATTENTION IA MGODDDDDDDDDDD

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

HUMAN ELEMENT

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

STFD Potential future Giant.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Listening to this game makes me so pumped up for tomorrow!!! LINCECUM is going to tear it up

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 6, 2010 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

I hear trying to work walks against cliff lee works.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

This is Cliff Motherfucking Lee, why the hell would you take a 3-2 pitch!?

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by jctGamer on Oct 6, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Great pitch to hit to that was the anti giant way.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

CLIFF LEE TOLD HIM TO

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by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably because he thought it was a ball.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was right down the middle

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 6, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

So then, what do you think happened? He purposefully took a strike? The most likely scenario is that the guy was fooled.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

He should have been looking to swing, because Cliff Lee doesn’t walk people. Period. The pitch is going to be around the plate, he should be looking to protect the plate.

There is no excuse for taking a 93MPH fastball right down the middle in that situation.

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by jctGamer on Oct 6, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the main reason he (or anyone else) doesn’t walk people is that he vary rarely gets to 3-ball counts. But once he gets there, I’m sure there’s a decent chance he’ll throw a ball.

by Cookyman on Oct 6, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a chance he’ll throw his glove?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

the bases were loaded. He was going to throw a strike. My problem with Pena there is he is gambling with a breaking ball being thrown and he wasn’t looking to protect the plate. That is the only explanation for taking a fastball down the middle.

And you just simply can’t do that. He needs to put the ball in the air to get a run. A fly ball gets a run there. He wasn’t thinking sac fly at all, and I have a problem with that.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Oct 6, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, I forgot the bases were loaded. Anyway, I’m not really defending Pena here, just making a general point about walks and 3-ball counts.

by Cookyman on Oct 6, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RAYS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 6, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow, we out-homered the Phillies 80-75 in the second half?

by The Franchise on Oct 6, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Didn’t we lead the majors in home runs from august on?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

This game will be decided by the bullpens, methinks.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

A lot of pitches thrown already.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Based on that first inning

This game will take at least four hours.

/American League

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 6, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL METS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Wait. Frenchy is a Ranger?

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2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he got shipped out of NYC in July.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oui.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

sad day when Franceour drives in the first run of the postseason

by The Franchise on Oct 6, 2010 11:11 AM PDT reply actions  

I think the roulette wheel just hit the obelisk.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was just about to type WHY IS JEFF FRANCOEUR STARTING???

by Every6thDay on Oct 6, 2010 11:11 AM PDT reply actions  

lefty starter.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Run producer.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

“If OBP is so important why don’t they put it on the scoreboard”-Jeff Francoeur

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 11:31 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

hey jeff, come hear a sec...

/knees him in the groin

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Oct 6, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

_

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Oct 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FRANCE

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 11:11 AM PDT reply actions  

If you're a reject mets outfielder

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or a strike for that matter

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

but Francoeur as a Ranger

340/.357/.491

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

nearly all in the games after the Ranger’s clinched

by The Franchise on Oct 6, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF does that matter?

Overplayed memes:
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2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

So completely batting average driven with almost no secondary average to speak of?

I’m sure he’ll continue to be awesome once his BABIP regresses!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 6, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still believe!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie at the plate…nom, nom, nom.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

We are about to experience Clutch!

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2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Bengie’s stance looks a little more closed these days

by The Franchise on Oct 6, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

CLUTCH HITTER AT THE PLATE!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

RBI blooper

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell’s going on in this game?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good, Bengie's up.

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 6, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

CLUTCH!!!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

MONEY!!!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 6, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

BIG MONEY CLUTCH!!!

KRUK WAS RIGHT!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE!!!

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Francoeur and Molina… getting dizzy…

by Every6thDay on Oct 6, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

CLUTCH HITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who are these announcers?

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EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Dan Orsillo and Buck Martinez.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 6, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s gonna take two home runs to score him from first.

by Every6thDay on Oct 6, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

I love that there's a delay on my audio

And everyone here is giving me live play by play

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 6, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Bengie steals 3rd!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I miss Molina only for the string of posts that just occurred

by DFARowand on Oct 6, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

What’s funny is before bengie got in the box the rays announcer was like “Zobrist should play more shallow because if he gets a ball hit to him he’ll have a play at first on molina”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

No, he will dominate. I have absolute faith in Timmy.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 6, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Price looks bad

Over throwing and way up in the zone the entire game so far.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when ESPN was saying he’d be a hall of famer after he threw 4 innings in the 2008 post-season.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 6, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Post-season counts 500 times as much as regular season, so those four innings were like 2,000 regular season innings.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

And it was a GAME SEVEN! So that’s like, worth more than 2,000 innings. More like 2,000 saves

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 6, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember that.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course he's a young kid I didn't expect anything different

Just a shame because I love me some rays.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Hopefully he picks up some balling romulan from th eclub and eases himself into his start.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he was horrible

His fastball had casilla like movement and was all over the place and he was hanging everything. Sanchy was as well he just kept it smart and conservative and nibbled the day away and intelligently avoided gonzalez and throwing ryan ludwick strikes.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy has much more experience. And two Cy Youngs.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s also getting BABIP’d upon.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it might have been smarter to go to 1st and then get Bengie in a rundown for a double play.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Waddledown?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Rays

Should have thrown to 1st first then then to second to tag out Bengie

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

jinx

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mitch Williams

OMG, I hate that guy so much. I was watching MLB network last night, and I wanted to stab him, then stab myself after listening to the absolute buffoonery spilling out of his face-hole.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Oct 6, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

I like Mitch.

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EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do too. But, like Reynolds (and good-humored about it like Reynolds, too), Wild Thing is often Wildly Wrong.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. I only watch for the action.

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EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Will TBS be carrying all the playoffs games, including the Giants tomorrow?

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 6, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Joe buck and tim mccarver nice

LOL @ ford c frick award for mccarver.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

All Divisions series, and one of the ALCS/NLCS.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, the Rays are a awesome team even with all these down years they are having on individual levels.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Also had to deal with the yankees all year

LOL 300 million dollar wild card team

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Their RISP hitting has covered up a lot of their flaws.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

MLB ranks

SF: .257 BA (15th), 697 R (17th), 158 GIDP (2nd most)
TB: .247 BA (27th), 802 R (3rd), 92 GIDP (least)

by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 6, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

equally important

they walk

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Oct 6, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also look for pitches to hit

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ya

Can’t let the pitcher get ahead of you in the count otherwise you won’t see another pitch to hit!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

if the Rangers and Giants

play in the W.S. and Bengie beats us…i swear i’ll cut someone!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Oct 6, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

You can borrow one of bengies dinner knifes.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

…but oh so buttery.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh please

When has a team that had Bengie ever beaten the Giants in a playoff game?

by Natto on Oct 6, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

/stabs pillow, imagines Natto’s face

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

stabs, pillow imagines Natto’s face

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

/imagines Natto's pillow face stabs

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

/stabs imagines Natt’s face

by Every6thDay on Oct 6, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cliff is just nasty now...

especially the ump giving him the high strike

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Yup

Now that he’s unleashing his cutter and getting the curveball over he’s gonna be in a great groove with the help he’s getting.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really hope this strike zone graphic is not going to be there for every pitch when they broadcast the Giants game.

by thebighead on Oct 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Taking off for the Phillies game now.

Should be a good game, Halladay is always a fun pitcher to watch.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2010 11:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice – have fun!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will. This will be the first year I am not a “post season phillies fan”

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EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of the reasons I like this postseason so much is that I have a good friend who’s a Braves fan and a good friend who’s a Phillies fan. If all goes well (knocked on wood) there should be some good trash talking to be had.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Should be a hack fest

The reds are insane if they think they can work the count against halladay in philadelphia.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm at work

And my boss it not here today so I am basicially doing nothing because playoff baseball is that distracting.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RAYS

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Cruzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

David price is pulling a shawn estes.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

I wish Dusty Baker had pulled a Shawn Estes.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

Like in the 2nd inning.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

But…dude hit a clutch double!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 6, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ow, my ankle!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am less sick today. I felt pretty crappy last night, but I seem to have almost completely slept it off.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Failitis of the beard.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was a weird 12-hour cold or something. Nasal congestion. Slight fever. Sinus pressure. Chills. My nose was completely closed when I went to bed and I was sleeping under layers of blankets just to feel warm. I woke up four hours later with almost no leftover symptoms. It was weird.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

‘French Gout’

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

But seriously, have you been hiking? Any bruises where ticks might have bitten you?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ticks? No, not ticks.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve had that kind of thing happen before. It’s weird.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huge game for Texas

I’m not all that impressed with the rest of that Tampa rotation. The Rangers can win this thing and face the Gigantes in the WS! The Series I’ve been predicting for the past fifteen years in a row.

by biff pocoroba on Oct 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m picking the 49ers and Bills.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

rangers/giants

This would be awesome /dallas resident

by GameSix on Oct 6, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I figured you’ve been pretty goofy about this year’s playoffs.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t let David Price worry you. Timmy is better.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pssh. You obviously

don’t read espn.com.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN headline

Rangers tags hall of famer Price for three runs

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be more worried about the strike zone derek lowe will have tomorrow

Last time he faced the giants he was getting pitches called a foot outside all game and the giants were actually being patient.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is a weird game

The rays are getting BABIP’d and david price is getting padre’d minus the nelson cruz home run.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m oddly confident about the Giants’ chances in the playoffs. That scares me.

by Natto on Oct 6, 2010 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Whereas I am scared by howler monkeys. I guess we’re all a little different, huh?

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 6, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about howler monkeys in clown paint?

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by otis29 on Oct 6, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those are good time monkeys.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 6, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Until you wake up and your wallet, keys and car are gone.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am an empty vessel for any emotions, I simply don’t have any feelings about playoff outcomes (this year). I’ll be disappointed if the Giants lost, but I just don’t know what’s going to happen.

by Every6thDay on Oct 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re gonna learn you good!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 6, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

BMoney yard.

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by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Bengie homa

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by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Bengie

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by otis29 on Oct 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL BIG MONEY

This is not happening.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

This is blowing my mind.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know what this means...

We need to start Rowand, Guillen, and Renteria in game one…

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit. Money.

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by deuce deuce on Oct 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn't be surprised if the two worst teams were in the World Series.

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by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

/sabean calls molina's agent

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

I laughed aloud when I saw that HR

My God, Price, how terrible are you to have thrown Bengie Molina anything resembling a hittable ball?

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by RDreamer on Oct 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL advance scouting!

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by otis29 on Oct 6, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is a drinking game going right?

Every time someone says clutch about Bengie…

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

is it just me, or does bengie look a LOT fatter now then when he was with us? Those moobs were bouncin like none other

by ir1shgiant on Oct 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Nah, he was that fat with the Giants.

by Every6thDay on Oct 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

pure white is less concealing than vanilla

by wizard5ive on Oct 6, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL David Price’s ERA

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

If you're getting beat by Jeff Francoeur & Bengie Molina

You don’t deserve the Cy Young

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s his first home run since he hit for the cycle, and only the second home run since May or early June, right?

by Every6thDay on Oct 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

twss

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by ResDog on Oct 6, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

fine, throw in a Belt

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea. Posey + Bumgarner is the starting point.

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by deuce deuce on Oct 6, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

My wife is thrilled that Bengie Molina is kicking ass today.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 6, 2010 11:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Did anyone pick up the special edition of the Chronicle? They have cut out Wilson, Romo and Sanchez beards in the back. It’s pretty LOL.

by pwoper on Oct 6, 2010 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Molina pparently just strained his quad running the bases.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Seriously?

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by Skaldheim on Oct 6, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

He strained my credulity.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

How fitting

would it be for the Rangers & Giants in the WS. You think Molina would let us take it this time?

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 6, 2010 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Has our roster been announced yet?

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by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 11:59 AM PDT reply actions  

No

Kruk speculated that it won’t be out until the deadline (10 am) tomorrow.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. I thought the deadline was today @ 10:00. I guess it’s relative to each series start time.

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by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork’s gotta think of good excuses to have guillen, rowand, renteria, zito, velez, and mota on the roster.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonna take longer than 22 hours.

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by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game 1 "great career numbers against lowe" line up

Rowand CF
Renteria SS
Huff 1B
Burrell LF
Guillen RF
Uribe 3b
fontenot 2b
posey C

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good...

but I would put Whiteside in for Posey

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course gotta get as much speed in the line up as possible

Can’t have some slow catcher who can’t score on a gapper playing thank god for whitey!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read an old scouting report on Buster.

Said he had “above average speed for a catcher.”

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Molina actually hit a home run and strain his quad while doing so? Are y’all just funning me?

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 6, 2010 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I dunno

I’m listening to the Rays feed, but I don’t think they mentioned it. They are pretty despondent right now, so they may have missed it.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Oct 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee’s curveball looks magical.

by Every6thDay on Oct 6, 2010 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Lee stole our Magic?

Now what?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Oct 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL strike zone

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 6, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I saw that the umpire was missing a ton of calls and making some bad calls but wow thats fail.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

You don’t need the bottom quarter of the strike zone, do you?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Run on Bengie?

Hell no.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

"Run, Bengie?"

 “Hell no.”

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vlad easily

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 6, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Vlad.

Glad he left LA.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vlad's swing violates 87% of the hitting rules.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 6, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that number came directly out of jcb9’s ass.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and look a little low.

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by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know?

76.3% of statistics are made up on the spot?

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 6, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question...

would you take Lee out early in case you need him on 3 days rest?

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Texas’ bullpen any good? Can they hold a 5-run lead?

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by Skaldheim on Oct 6, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point it looks like all lee needs to do is go 5 innings this is ridiculous

When bengie molina has 2 rbi’s on the day in 9 the spot it’s not your day.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just looks awful

He’s got good velocity but it’s straight and even big money was able to “muscle” a inside pitch out.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that “Can switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurance… Can only dogs hear dog whistles?” commercial bugs me. No, not only dogs can hear dog whistles. It’s a high frequency sound that plenty of animals are equipped to hear. Stupid Geico.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate the way that guy talks. NOBODY TALKS LIKE THAT!

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DO.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR JUST SAYING THAT TO BE CONTRADICTORY!

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW I FEEL BAD FOR YELLING BUT I’M NOT GONNA STOP BECAUSE IT MEANS I LOST!

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WOULD DO THE SAME THING

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT DID YOU GUYS LOSE? DID YOU LOOK IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOKED? I ALWAYS FIND THINGS THERE, MOSTLY, EXCEPT FOR MY BRAINS.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 6, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRAINS ARE UESLESS

ASK THE EGYPTIANS

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robert Stack did.

I found the new Randy Johnson one amusing.

by non sequitur on Oct 6, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's another RJ one?

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a variant of the first one. Shorter, but same subject.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 6, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohh yes I saw that one.

First one was too long in my opinion.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there seem to be two, and the shorter one is not just an abbreviated version of the other although it is the same set and same general idea. I’m referring to the unabbreviated one.

by non sequitur on Oct 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The editing of the short version removes the funny.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

A man, his whole life in front of him, disappears. A familiar story, yes. But this is no ordinary Joe. Joseph R. Cooper, perhaps the most loved sports figure in the whole country, vanished.

According to Mrs. Elsie Melcher, a neighbor who asked not to be identified, Joe Cooper left his house two weeks ago. And according to Angelique Bones, a nosey bitch who lives up the street, he took with him only a toothbrush, a wallet, a steamer trunk, and a plane ticket to Calcutta. Police theorize several scenarios of what happened to the man affectionately known as Coop.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

When they want you to believe that switching to Geico CAN save you 15% or more on car insurance, why would they ask an answering question to which the answer is obviously “no”? Idiots know that not only dogs hear dog whistles. I mean, fuck.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude from the Brothers MacMullen?

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 6, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike McGlone – Actor

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 6, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got home, LOLBENGIE.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 6, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

batting 1.000? with a dinger and 2RBIs? UNPOSSIBLE

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 6, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Random question

Has anyone sat in Sections 327-330 (the Gamer seats) and what was it like? I’m looking at the seat simulation thingy on the Giants website and it doesn’t look like the view to home plate is too bad, but somebody told me that you have to angle your body and it gets kinda uncomfortable after a while. True?

I’m thinking of taking my grandfather to Game 2. He’s a gamer but his back sometimes gets stiff.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry Tampa

You missed your chance. Not scoring off Cliff Lee today

by DFARowand on Oct 6, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

my roommate just looked at the rays/rangers score, 5-0, and said

“this game is over”

i then proceeded to give him a history lesson about 5 run leads in the post season. And then i wept.

by ir1shgiant on Oct 6, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

You are a brave man.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

this makes me haz a sad :(

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 6, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d think if the opposing manager were allowed to remove a pitcher, Maddon would’ve already done so.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh doh

im an idiot. Substitute maddon for washington

by ir1shgiant on Oct 6, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So now you want Maddon to manage both teams? That’s madness, I tell you! Madness!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just tuning in...

Did I hear correctly that Lee just got his 8th strikeout in the game so far? And it’s just the fifth?

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 6, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep. Price has 7, not that it’s done him any good.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 6, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. And bengie has a solo shot and a bloop RBI single.

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by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY!

I just said that!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 6, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes you did. and bengie has a dinger and 2 ribeyes

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 6, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha ha! No, really. Lee has 8 strikeouts? That is….

Wait. You’re serious? Bengie?

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 6, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 6, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

batting 1.0000 seriously. no chasm at all. this must an alternate reality game Grant always talks about

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by LincecumFTK on Oct 6, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frenchy drove in a run too.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 6, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALTERNATE REALITY BASEBALL

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 6, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always wondered what she did after dropping out of beauty school.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he just looked at a first pitch fastball.

WHAT IS GOING ON? WHERE AM I?

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 6, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

8 strikeouts and no walks of course.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 6, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hates cheaters.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 6, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He ain't havin' it.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I expected no walks. Or am not surprised, at least. But 8 Ks? Who’s he facing, the Diamondbacks?

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 6, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I’m a Rays fan, I know I’m thinking, “…aaaaaand shit, Shields is pitching tomorrow.”

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Jorge Cantu es muy malo.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Why Bengie Molina is better than Buster!

ALDS Game 1:
2 for 2
Home run
2 RBIs

Got it? :)

by keyser_sozey on Oct 6, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Prove him wrong Buster!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whereas Buster is hitless in the ALDS.

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by EliminateMe on Oct 6, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, next Molina will hit a triple, right? Since we’ve gone down the rabbit hole already?

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by Skaldheim on Oct 6, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

you know your acid tales

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie

Back to reality.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh there goes gravity.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would’ve been a triple if the outfielder hadn’t been there.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 6, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That describes most hits to the outfield.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Describes my softball career to date.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 6, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine is a lot like Nate's.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, no, actually. Most hits to the outfield would be inside the park home runs if the outfielder isn’t there. But because Bengis is so slow, he stretches it into a triple. I see what you did there. Kudos.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually had to think about it. I almost typed “double,” but yeah.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 6, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's called mercy

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure Bengie would survive a 120-yard sprint.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 6, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

MERCY

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kodos? I voted for him.

by non sequitur on Oct 6, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll predict the outcome I want to see...

Giants over Braves in 5.
Giants over Phillies in 5.
Giants over Yankees in 7.

I want the Giants to win in the last possible games at home, and I want them to beat the last two champs before the biggest possible audiences. I want Heyward and Victorino and former Dodger Manuel and especially ARod to cry in Timmy’s House that Barry Built. I want ARod tagged out at home by Buster in the top of a torturous 9th to end a 1-0 game 7 with Wilson on the mound. I want vengeance for 1962.

I want schadenfreude with my jubilation. I want an October run for the ages, and I want it now.

Therefore, this is what will happen.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Oct 6, 2010 12:31 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd
I want schadenfreude with my jubilation. I want an October run for the ages, and I want it now.

Well put.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs moar MVP picks.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And RoY!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to wait three days before you can post at Talking Chop after registering? Sheesh.

by Natto on Oct 6, 2010 12:35 PM PDT reply actions  

who's is that?

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by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’m ready to commit yet.

by Natto on Oct 6, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you expect to ever truly be happy, then?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god, is that the culture’s answer to the commitment-phobes? I didn’t know that.

by Every6thDay on Oct 6, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why you get a three-day waiting period!

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by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No defense against 4, 5 or 7-game series!!

by Every6thDay on Oct 6, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

VULNERABLE!

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by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Chop has gotten really popular.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Oct 6, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They start typing at the same time as we do.

But the southern drawl really drags things out.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just e-mail your comments to TheLetter2. He’ll post them.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 6, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Dear Talking Chop,

Alabama is the worst state ever, and here are 75 reasons…"

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 6, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

92 Double Plays for the Rays

Didn’t we have that after like a week?

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 6, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

We apparently had 158 that we grounded into. That’s probably pushing 175-200 if you count total double plays.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is totally irrelevant but:

Mike Stanton scares me.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

The Marlin?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adonis.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey...

…did Evan Longoria ever find his goddamned cap?

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by Skaldheim on Oct 6, 2010 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate that commercial.

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by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB Network plays it about 100 times an hour.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 6, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

I specifically hate about 5 seconds of it (the bus part).

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by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The trolley? Where he briefly suspends his pursuit to introduce himself to the foxy blonde?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I hate her.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

I don’t blame you for being sick of that ad- lord knows it’s overplayed- but she doesn’t do anything but sit there and be pretty.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I hate that.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am confused and my line of questioning is only confusing me more.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry about it.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ain't.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can anyone hate the trolley?

It’s how you enter the kingdom of make believe

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never said I hated the trolley, just the part that it is in.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a stupid commercial.

I hate Longoria because of it. I used to like him.

by keyser_sozey on Oct 6, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am indifferent about him.

I always liked BenZo more.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/waits for Grant to promote you to mod

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 6, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like picturing him running through the streets stealing peoples hats and at home he has thousands of them…

by 49 Giant Shark Warriors on Oct 6, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reverse Robin Hood.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s my favorite part.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 6, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carl Crawford is good at baseball

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by j14 on Oct 6, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

He'll expensive at baseball.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford runs on Molina

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by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

A year ago at this time I really wanted Carlos Pena to become a Giant this offseason. Now, not so much.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 6, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL KUIP
colemk
  
MY DAD’S #NEWRINGTONE: Stu’s Song from The Hangover
18 minutes ago via web

by thebighead on Oct 6, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not surprised

Since he sung it on air once.

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by DrDC on Oct 6, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip doesn't like traffic stops after games

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha I know, I’m still amused imagining him answering his phone to that though.

by thebighead on Oct 6, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

carlos pena 3 ks

they rays need to move ben zorbist up the batting order

by Wreckonized on Oct 6, 2010 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That's a future giant you're talking about

Even in a down year he had 84 RBI’s!

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

U-Jazz Handy?

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had 3.1 WAR this year I believe.

Doesn’t sound bad to me.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pena is an ultra clank?

I thought he was known as a great defensive first basemen to say the least.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that too.

Talking about Juan.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pena

Career d War: -5.1
Career UZR at 1B: -2.7

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said I heard it, but I didn't believe it.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan can be brutal at SS and 2nd but I like him at 3rd

He looks like a gold glover compared to pablo most nights which is disturbing to saythe least.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo is replacement level I think there.

David Wright is horrible.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really didnt notice much of a difference at all defensively between Juan and Pablo at 3B.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 6, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo is really not that bad at third base. For whatever reason, when he’s playing there, people seem to think that EVERY ball hit in the vicinity of third should be an out. They don’t react the same way when Uribe/Fontenot/etc. play there and don’t make a play on every single ball. I don’t quite understand it.

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by jponry on Oct 6, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thank you jponry,

The ladies know what’s up!

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by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This, this, this

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 6, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confirmation bias.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

.960 fielding percentage..is that good of bad for a 3B?

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care about fielding percentage. His UZR/TZ/DRS are all around average the past two years. He’s been an average defensive third baseman.

You can argue that that might not last or you can argue that that’s not good enough when he’s hitting for a wOBA in the .310s instead of the .390s, but he is not a bad defensive third baseman.

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by jponry on Oct 6, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

He’s pretty good considering he was mainly a catcher for a while. He has a good arm (har har) and yeah.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fielding percentage is kind of a crappy measure of defense.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang you...standard stats!

Panda’s dWar has been -0.6 for the past two years at 3B

His oWAR last year was 5.9?!! Wow…

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw, it's because he's Black.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torii Hunter would like a word with you.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

Got Syl Johnson on the mind.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pena?

oWar is 1.5…dWar is -0.4…1.1 WAR (BR)

Fangraph 1.0

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Pena had a good glove at 1B

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 6, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tropicana field for game 2

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by jctGamer on Oct 6, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this real life?

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by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this just fantasy?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Oct 6, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caught in a landslide...

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by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 6, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No escape from reality

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 6, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was just a dream

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

...just a dream.

That’s me in the corner

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by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Booooo

I boo all references to Georgia stuff that isn’t Buster Posey.

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by AngeloB on Oct 6, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zack Wheeler?

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No home runs allowed this year!

I like Surkamp too!

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's from Georgia?

I knew he went to NC State, but I didn’t know he was from Georgia too.

I like him too-5:1 K:BB ratio this year

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know about Surkamp,

I just like his numbers.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

oic

Yeah he’s an underrated prospect IMO

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

Who do you feel more confident about, Brandon Crawford or Ehire?

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by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Ehire rated higher

because he has more upside, but they’re within 2 spots ot each other

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, he's younger and I always here good things about his D.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

*hear

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're both supposed to be excellent defensively

but Ehire is supposed to be better.

They both have trouble hitting-Ehire has no power and Crawford strikes out a ton

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford I have heard mix things about.

Ehire I have heard only Omar Vizquel comparisons. Crawford isn’t that much more of a power threat though.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Vizquel would be Ehire's upside

for Crawford I’ve heard JJ Hardy as a comp

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

JJ Hardy?

That’s not too encouraging.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's actually been decent this year

I could see Crawford ending up having a slash line of

.265/.330/.400 with plus D at SS

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Hardy has been decent this year

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do most people not like about him?

Is it just the Ks?

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah the K's

and he wasn’t that good offensively in AA this year

.241/.337/.375

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't mind Ks, however.

He needs to get the ball in play a little more.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did make progress this year

He dropped his K rate and improved his BB rate

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be fucking ecstatic if Crawford turned into Hardy.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have him rated e-higher?

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by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

eNice.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well at least you didn’t call me out for the Glee reference.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's me in the spot-light

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Losing my religion

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 6, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did we descend from Queen to REM in one step?

Bleh.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 6, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

We determined that, yes, it was a dream. From there, we could conclude that we were in an REM state.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm… now that I think about it, that doesn’t make sense. Bohemian Rhapsody doesn’t talk about dreams.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 6, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or WNBA?

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 6, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is that game 1 of the WNBA finals?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the 2010 commonwealth games in New Delhi, India
India has spent £3.8billion on the Games despite millions still living in poverty.

High-profile athletes dropped out after the Games were dogged by reports of collapsing bridges, child cruelty, floods and filthy accommodation.

Amid fears of terror attacks, draconian measures turned Delhi into a ghost city teaming with thousands of police and military forces.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 6, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, I was listening to the radio on the way home and Gary Radnich is THE MOST OBNOXIOUS PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 6, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

IAWTC

Whenever I get up to the bay, I get nostalgic about a lot of things, but hearing or seeing him is definitely an instant hate/revulsion kinda thing.

by Every6thDay on Oct 6, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

1050 has Rays/Reangers

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is that bafoon still employed?

Does his horrible show carried by co hosts somehow still get good ratings?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still haven’t passed the Radnich line in my need to hear people talk about the Giants. I have passed the Santangelo line a couple of times. But not Radnich yet. Not Radnich.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I should have just changed back to my CD. But man, it was almost like a trainwreck. “How rude can he be to the callers? How ignorant can he be about current affairs? How much of a killjoy can he be about the Giants? What is he going to do next?”

Anyway, I was glad when Fitz and Brooks were on instead when I got back into the car after getting lunch.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 6, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

How little can you know about sports and be considered the "greatest sports talk man in the bay area"

Gary should work for enterintament tonight because that’s about all he’s up to date on.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does not talk sports

he hams it up and talks about everything but sports

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Without tony bruno and 15 co-hosts and producers his show would be worse than fitz doing a show by himself.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Although anytime fitz starts to talk chicago sports and rod brooks goes quiet it’s brutality on the ears to say the least.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

His annual Fall 1,000 ridiculous reasons why THIS is gonna be the Warriors’ year is even worse.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 6, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listening to him give oral to warriors players while he interviews them is worse

Also him defending don nelson all last season may have costed KNBR a ton of money due to th emassive pitfall in ratings.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

no coach was gonna do much with last year’s roster. At least Nelson has a pretty good eye for talent and left us with Reggie Williams and I think he deserves a little credit for the Steph Curry pick too.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 6, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

Reggie williams is a beast to bad tolliver wasn’t feeling the GSW love I thought he was a legit 4.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Tolliver too, but with Lee, (hopefully) a healthy Wright, Amundson, and Udoh at some point it would’ve been a squeeze to find him minutes or even a roster spot. I’ll take all 4 of those guys over Tolliver. If they could’ve moved VladRad’s expiring contract in the offseason I would’ve been more than happy to have Tolliver back as a situational shooting big man and end of the bench option in case of another injury plagued year.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 6, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best part is, the warriors now have a bunch of guys who don’t get injured as much as last year, plus this year in my opinion is more unpredictable. This=AWESOME

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Fitz is a smug know-it-all

Their baseball knowledge is severely lacking, and anyone who questions them gets yelled down by Fitz. They do know their basketball, though. (Not that I care. I hate pro basketball.)

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 6, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do know their basketball, though.

No they don’t.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 6, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

They think the NBA isn’t biased and that carmello antthony is a top 5 player.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I thought Fitz helps with the Warriors announcing?

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 6, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other words he bites his tongue year around

“This is gonna be a great year for the warriors monta is one of the best players in the league!”

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant more in terms of him watching all the other teams

I guess it’s because I really don’t care about the Warriors that I don’t know any better, he he.

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does the play by play, but Radnich does Giants pre-game shows and that hasn’t enhanced his baseball knowledge at all. Fitz’s basketball knowledge is really pathetic.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a really awkward call yesterday where someone disagreed with them about the end of the LSU/Tennessee game yesterday and they just kept yelling, over and over again, “THEY COULDN’T GET A PLAY OFF! THEY COULDN’T GET A PLAY OFF!” and I had no clue what they were even talking about. Man, it was weird. And it went on for like, almost, 10 minutes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 6, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heard that on my run.

And it’s what got me to pipe up here. I had no clue what their point was.

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 6, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I felt bad for the poor guy who called in, even though he seemed like kind of a jerk too. (At one point, he said something like, “The utter lack of football knowledge you guys have is amazing!”)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 6, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knowledge in football.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They both had a point

F and B’s argument was Tenn screwed up by trying to change personnel while LSU was tripping over itself with the clock…

The caller’s point was that you can’t assume LSU to be that stupid and Tenn needed to change to the proper personnel…

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY COULDN'T GET A PLAY OFF

THEY COULDN’T GET A PLAY OFF
THEY COULDN’T GET A PLAY OFF
THEY COULDN’T GET A PLAY OFF
THEY COULDN’T GET A PLAY OFF
THEY COULDN’T GET A PLAY OFF
THEY COULDN’T GET A PLAY OFF
THEY COULDN’T GET A PLAY OFF
THEY COULDN’T GET A PLAY OFF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 6, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

what couldn't they get?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Rod's defense

he’s a LSU alum so it’s pretty sore point with him

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know who did get a playoff?

The NL West Champion San Francisco Giants.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t they start doing that only after the caller said something like " you two know nothing about football"? I was listening at work and don’t remember the entire call.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 6, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

They started out saying it just a few times and after he questioned their football knowledge, they started repeating it over and over again.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 6, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, Fitz comes across as a jerk way too often. Rod seems like a cool guy, though

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 6, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talk shit on Notre Dame, you get shit from him

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are times when a caller will make a perfectly rational argument, and Fitz will act like it is the dumbest thing he has ever heard. Along the lines of

Caller: Matt Cain is better than his record. He gets no run support
Fitz: But he has no wins! Wins are the bottom line!
Caller: But he can’t control his run support.
Fitz: Look, he has no wins! He is out there to win ballgames, and he fails!

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 6, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA, i KNOWWWW it’s so fucking dumb… Annoys the hell out of me, this is why even when you argue something about the warriors, it could be totally rational again, and he’ll make up some dumb excuse or come back at you about injuries or something to back up the dubs… same with every team…

But by far, the Fighting Irish shit talking he’ll get pissed off and flip

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He thinks that if he talks louder, his point will become more valid

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 6, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should see how that works out in the real world

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say one thing not praising the warriors and he has a panic attack

That orginization must love him.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, his on-air personality is pretty repugnant.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Methinks that’s an absolute requirement in sports talk radio.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or, as I like to call it, sports yap radio.

Lee out, finishes with 10 Ks in seven.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tolbert?

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 6, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like tom

Knowledgeable about all relevant sports and doesn’t try to act like he’s smarter than you.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

He’s about the only one I can tolerate.

I hate to say this, and I know I’m gonna get raked over the coals, but FP’s growing on me.

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

FP isn’t as bad as he used to be. Though he went on a rant earlier (back in June, maybe? definitely during a period of Giants struggle) about how much he liked football more than baseball and how he couldn’t wait for football season. I notice he doesn’t seem to feel that way anymore…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 6, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trading a member of the molina family will do that

Also buster posey.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. That’s like curing brain damage.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember a show where some 49er/Warrior fan went off

on FP in the morning for only talking about the Giants.

by IRONxMIKE on Oct 6, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He seems to have stepped up his baseball knowledge since he’s been talking to his buddy who’s a Rangers scout.

More on Tolbert: when he first started, I thought he dumbed down Ralph. Now, it’s the exact opposite. Plus he likes Tool.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tool is good I am a huge maynard fan

It’s hilarious how KNBR will not let ralph do a show by himself because he’s that bad. He’s always like “And blahbalh is nice enough to join me in the studio today” like it’s not required for the show to happen.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAY RATTO

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and all Maynard fans need to see Blood into Wine. It’s a documentary about Maynard’s winery in Arizona (yes, Arizona).

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOVE TOOL, plus i just enjoy hearing what Tom has to say all the time, he just tells it like it is really.

Most definitely with his baseball knowledge, since he does have that Rangers scout, pretty fun to listen to

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how this one time he and Patrick Willis,

spent the whole interview talking about vintage WWF wrestling.

by IRONxMIKE on Oct 6, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

the fact he can talk about anything

makes the show more enjoyable to listen to, i can’t listen to someone talk about a specific sport ALL THE TIME tho

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha, yea, i just feel Golf is more of a sport you watch, rather talk about on a radio show

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I work 8-5 so i get my KNBR fix. I think one of my...

coworkers wants to smash my computer when a few of the KNBR commercials come on. Mainly the “WEB-master” one where the chick asks a question and the reply is…“UUUHHHUUUHH…”

by IRONxMIKE on Oct 6, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING ANNOYING!!! ha

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst commercial since the original dragon commercial

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know...

beating the cluck out of chicken is pretty bad

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah the ray buck ones are pretty bad

But the non mark derosa dragon commercials cause brain anyueresms.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stream KNBR in the office. No one seems to mind,

I live in So. Cal, and they wonder why they keep hearing Bay Area Traffic. They used to think i was listening to a local Sports station. But they still dont believe Ralph’s voice is real.

by IRONxMIKE on Oct 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom does some annoying things, but not as bad as some of the others. He repeats himself constantly (and not in the “I said this same thing yesterday” way – in the “I’m going to say the same sentence twelve times in a row with minor variations” way), and when left to his own devices he’s happy talking for an entire segment about absolute, irrelevant nonsense. But on the whole, he’s not so bad.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this analysis. Seriously, I really, really agree with this analysis.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

still kinda wish Damon was on after giants games, but oh well

it’s better he has his own 4 hour show

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

No.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh, IKR!!!! i agree with your reasonings

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANYWAY, i think it's fantastic he's still on after Niner games

pretty interesting to hear what he has to say, certainly was better than what i heard from FP after Giants games

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is the guy that calls the Niner Games...

He is waaaay over the top on his play by play. It’h hilariours

by IRONxMIKE on Oct 6, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beats me… although there are a few callers who are actually somewhat decent, Bob from San Jose

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ted robinson calls 49ers games

He’s a beast but he gets pumped up over a tackle for loss when the niners are down 30 in the 4th.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

OHHHH he meant the commentator, my bad

Starkey was pretty over the top sometimes

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember Starkey...

He calls my wife’s steeler games now. She has the bragging rights in football in the house. But she is a converted Giants fan. She loves how our team has the most “characters”.

by IRONxMIKE on Oct 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yah Ted Robinson... hahaha

WILLIS!!!! IN THEBACKFIELD!!!!!!!!!!

by IRONxMIKE on Oct 6, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Grrrreat

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smoak’d

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Focus on Lowe.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant just came.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

This is awkward because it has no responses

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wrote it when Zobrist did his thing.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was funnier when nobody replied to it. I ruined it :(

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 6, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the rays
That draft pick has a lot to do with it.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zobrist did his thing = Grant came

Grant’s wife is Zobrist?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Oct 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

…me and Lorenzo rollin in a BenZo

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

MC Ren!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 6, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like another postseason CG for Cliff Lee.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I love the rays

That draft pick has a lot to do with it.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I’m twice as confused.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

They gave us Pat the BaT!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops

Thought he was reffering to tim bechkam the greatest #1 draft pick of all time.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’ve been saying.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUY UNDERWEAR

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Victoria (Beckham’s) Secrets

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Legend

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 6, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot Chad Qualls went to TB.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I forgot Chad Qualls existed.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s on the Rays now, so it’s about the same as not existing.

by Natto on Oct 6, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Florida is a scary place.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he died in AZ.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost forgot Tampa Bay had a team

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just gonna SHIFT-A thru all this and say, GO REDS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A-Hole!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Oct 6, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red was my favourite colour...

then I became a Giants fan.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's nice!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thong color.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

o rly?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

20-10 record to end the season

just as predicted and worn by Huff

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Oct 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

which i seriously couldn't believe

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

which part?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Oct 6, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Thong Abides!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Oct 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m rooting for the Phillies. I have my reasons

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 6, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and i? not gonna work out too well, i’m not a fan of you

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

I have nothing against Cincinnati

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 6, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, and i got nothin against Philly

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cute girl in my class is a Philly fan. Giants v. Phillies in the NLCS= great date opportunity

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 6, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, THEN HOPEFULLY THAT HAPPENS, good luck, sir

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need to wait until the Giants beat the Phillies

and then console her…if you ask her now…it will just make you look like a jerk when the Giants win.

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually...if this your goal

you should root for the Phillies to lose now…and have her jump on the Giants bandwagon to beat the Reds!

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, you bring up an interesting point…

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 6, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

On sunday my giants gear granted me

a bunch of “wish you lucks” down here in so cal. They came from, a yankee fan who said" we aint gon do shit in the playoffs", a reds fan who said there’s no his reds don’t go, and a HAAWT Boston Red Sox Chick who said if she wanted anyone to go, it would be the giants. All Padres fans have put on there Chargers gear.

by IRONxMIKE on Oct 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard she’s a City supporter.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Problem

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 6, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insanity is not a reason

by calbearjd on Oct 6, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can get behind your reasoning, but not behind the sentiment.

Philly won their WS, give another team (the Giants!) its turn.

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 6, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reds-Giants i can haz? then i have a chance to see that here in Cincy?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be dat with bells on.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, if that ever happens, you sure u be goin to the game?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do they decide who is the home team? I have plans during both weekends, but I’d DEFINITELY leave work early and drive down for a weekday game.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it be based on record? i would see the giants as the home team in that series

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they’d be in Cinci during the week? Awesome.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm… roommate says that if the reds go 3-0 in the series they get home field… anyone else know?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants are seeded ahead of Cincy, so they would have homefield advantage.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

so it's all about the seed, it goes

1.Philly
2. Giants
3. Reds
4. Braves?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 6, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So with Phillies vs Giants, who had an even record against each other, the tiebreaker is regular season record?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d assume… where’s Grant?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the LDS/LCS, home-field advantage is given to the team with the better record if both teams are division champions, and to the division champion if one of the teams is a wild card.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s wrong

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

so far in Rangers Rays game:

4 Pitchers
15.1 IP
19 K
0 BB

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Oct 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork is not impressed

Lot’s of great swings but no double plays.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying Rangers and Rays baseball…NOT torture?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheating the game

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Utter lack of cheating.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BENGIE!!! 3 HITS!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Mo Bengie.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF BENGIE

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF SABES WHY YOU TRADE BIG MONEY

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

because he was BIG MONEY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ELVIS!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BENGIE

3 hit day

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Kept the good swings hidden awayjust like bork thought.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a question

How did a team which is starting Molina, Francouer, and Cantu make the playoffs…?

by GiantPain on Oct 6, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

grit

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 6, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Francouer is mostly a platoon thing.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 6, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at what other teams in the division were starting.

Also Jason MOTHERFUDGING Hamilton!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leave me alone, it's been a long day.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

His brother Josh is having a fine year as well

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee, Nelson Cruz

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uppers.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

and downers

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nibbling with a 4 run lead is smart.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

If GameDay is right, the strike zone has almost completely vanished.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 6, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHARK

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pumped rookie is pumped.

Settle down, Neftali.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Attention everyone

My Thursday evening class has now been cancelled. I will not have to cut any classes to watch the ballgame. That is all

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLGAME

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Oct 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

yea, it'll be comin up in about 20 minutes

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just let a little person into my house...

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

It wasn't him.

I don’t know who it was though.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD TAMPA

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RAYS!

/recycles poor attendance joke from the Padres series last week.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

And yes, the joke is as poor as the attendance.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably misrepresented

35,474 according to the box score (98% full).

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Oct 6, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

See ya in late October CJ! And Josh. And Bengie.

/so gonna lose to the Rangers in the WS

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 6, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Survey

Going to listen to the Reds-Phillies game at MLB.com. Should I go with the Philly or Cincy feed? Anyone know much about the broadcasting crews?

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Oct 6, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Cincy

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 6, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

CINCY, marty brennamen

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Philly

The announcers are two of the biggest homers in baseball and the color guy freaks the fuck out over anything that doesn’t go the phillies way. It is hilarious to listen to especially when the phillies are losing the dude makes ron santo look neutral.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds pretty entertaining

I figured Cincy would have the small-town, midwest homer thing going.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Oct 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

anything but, i enjoy listening to Marty Brennamen, especially since i'm out here for school

i’ll listen to him on the radio all the time

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gametime is??

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 minutes from now.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO REDS!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

David price will wonder for the rest of his life why he threw strikes to the two biggest hackers in baseball.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

/throws_Bengie

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna be really sick of commercials for this “Glory Daze” show

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Bummer.

Supposed to be a good show.

by Every6thDay on Oct 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

GLORY DAZE!!! THE CHICKS, THE DRINKING!!! OH MY GOD COLLEGE IS AWESOME

meh… that’s pretty much not what it’s like here at least

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRANK CALIENDO!

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Oct 6, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Back stifness so bad he couldn’t even move laterally without extreme pain.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

My back and neck would be jacked up too

Photobucket

Look at that noggin!

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Oct 6, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork is not impressed

Unless you wear a size 9 u ain’t shit.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

SFGiants
Excited to have @SalvadorSantana perform the National Anthem Thurs Night – His father @SantanaCarlos must be proud! #OrangeOctober

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Litquake on sports

Friday at the Hemlock Tavern (Polk @ Hemlock)

FRIDAY EARLY: Litquake presents: It’s All Over But The Crying – A Night of Authors on Sports.

  • Alan Black is the author of Kick the Balls and co-author, with David Henry Sterry, of The Glorious World Cup.
  • Howard Bryant is a senior writer for ESPN.com and ESPN the Magazine. He also serves as sports correspondent for NPR’s Weekend Edition Saturday. His newest book is The Last Hero: A Life of Henry Aaron.
  • Dan Epstein is the author of Big Hair and Plastic Grass: A Funky Ride Through Baseball and America in the Swinging ‘70s (Thomas Dunne/St. Martin’s). He lives in Los Angeles, and does his best writing in his bathrobe.
  • Dan Fost is author of the baseball book, Giants Past and Present. A former staffer for the San Francisco Chronicle, his freelance credits include The New York Times, Los Angeles Times, and San Francisco magazine.
  • David Henry Sterry is a performer, activist, muckraker, Huffington Post regular, and author of 12 books, including The Glorious World Cup, with Alan Black, and the upcoming The Essential Guide to Getting Your Book Published.
  • Jason Turbow is the author of The Baseball Codes (Random House, March 2010), and has written for The New York Times, Wall Street Journal and SportsIllustrated.com, among many others.
  • Michael Zagaris broke into the scene shooting rock and roll and fashion. He now concentrates on professional sports and photojournalism. He is currently the team photographer for the Oakland Athletics and San Francisco 49ers.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 6, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

needz moar Grant

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 6, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, MLB Network was talking about Cain but had Torres in their background graphic.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Morans!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Oct 6, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, the other Sanchez

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by DrStankus on Oct 6, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

sl

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 6, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

why is it sdrawkcab?

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by lame-o on Oct 6, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone here know a good resource for selecting car tires?

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by DrStankus on Oct 6, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

/misses DFARowand’s hand
//smiles awkwardly

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean

He knows just how to kick them

by DFARowand on Oct 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

but only if you want veteran tires, preferably re-treaded

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 6, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh...two of you in with the same joke

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by DrStankus on Oct 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reds-Phillies underway

Heh.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

is there any way for us to get the Braves to start Melky and McLouth?

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by jponry on Oct 6, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

whoops i meant for this to go in the other thread

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by jponry on Oct 6, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’ll probably be doing it anyways, at least according to the bay city ball guys.

by giant4life83 on Oct 6, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Melky and McLouth? Is that a detective show from the ’80s?

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by AngeloB on Oct 6, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over under on walks for volquez? 5

Taking the over due to dustys epic handling of starters.

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Under… more under control as of late

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Equal

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 6, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

... which is why you never set the O/U at a whole number.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 6, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha… roommate brought up the fact that people were apparently complaining about how the Reds don’t deserve to be in the playoffs because of their division… some people are absolutely stupid

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 6, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Did anyone else read/hear the conspiracy theory that the Yankees tanked the division down the stretch because they didn’t want to face Cliff Lee twice in a five-game series?

Based on today’s results, that might have been a smart move.

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by Kitspool on Oct 6, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

300 million dollar wild card team LOL

Bud selig is sad.

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i heard about that too. they had just been swept by the rangers, but had fared well against the twins, so they tanked to face MIN.

God, I hope the Twinkies beat them tonight and make them pay for not wanting home-field adv

by giant4life83 on Oct 6, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to GameDay, Volquez is all over the place. It offends desire to have a nice tidy GameDay screen.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 6, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

It’s as if he’s pitching to pablo.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 6, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re showing a pitchfx on TBS with every pitch, and yeah, he’s everywhere. at the same time, pitches called balls against PHI are strikes against CIN.

bullshit

by giant4life83 on Oct 6, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the first three innings of a short series are as indicative of the outcome as I believe them to be,

…the Reds are screwed…. I know most people assumed that anyway, but there’s my take.

…And yes, I’ve already forgotten game 1 of the 2003 NLDS.

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by AngeloB on Oct 6, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I should have said game 1 of the 2000 NLDS.

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by AngeloB on Oct 6, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roy Halladay is good. Film at 11.

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by AngeloB on Oct 6, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

that announcer has said no-hitter like 50 times now.

guys that throw no-hitters tend to have bad starts following them, so here’s to hoping we hit Halladay in the NLCS. A guy can hope, can’t he?

by giant4life83 on Oct 6, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

INFERIOR LEAGUE!!

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 6, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Much respect for Roy Halladay right now.

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by AngeloB on Oct 6, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

what are we going to do if we play them?!

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 6, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I’m really glad the Giants didn’t back into the wildcard for lots of reasons, but perhaps the best of all is not having to face Halladay twice in a short series. Reds only hope may be to sweep 3 from the non-Halladay Phillies. Good luck with that.

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by TheAntiBork on Oct 6, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you not before?

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yes…. But this is definitely an “exclamation point” or “wow” kind of moment.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
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by AngeloB on Oct 6, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Just being an ass.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, that was only mildly ass-like.

BTW, when you close your eyes, do you see Guillen chasing a shallow bloop down the right field line in the late innings tomorrow? I do. The horror. Please, someone tell me this won’t happen.

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by AngeloB on Oct 6, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s more of a recurring nightmare. Him and Burrell both playing in the outfield simultaneously makes me twitch.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Postseason Predictions

I totally predicted Roy Halladay would throw a no-hitter in Game 1 of the NLDS.

by MissingLink on Oct 6, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Mark Lemke

That is all.

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by thehavenot on Oct 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

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