Relive the Magic and the Torture! Or just talk...
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From the other thread…
We’re specifically trying to find "We’re talkin’ baseball…. Giants by the Bay…" any ideas?
If you can think of any others – besides Centerfield, Smoke on the Water, and Don’t Stop Believin’ that’d be cool too.
I think I found it
Talkin’ Giants Baseball by Terry Cashman
Apparently, this guy made a version for almost every team.
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 5, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
You're welcome
Checking out the lyrics, the song could probably use an update. I don’t think today’s fans are fondly reminiscing about the days of Shawon Dunston and Mark Carreon.
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 5, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT SD
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Where is everyone watching the game again?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
CSN, I guess?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
playoff baseball at MCC is crazy
how many comments have we had on how many different threads since sunday….good lord i love you guys
As us do you.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Good a place as any to talk about a dream I had this afternoon.
My college roommate and I went to an interleague game at Turner Field between the Braves and the Rays.
He found our seats, but I kept walking around on the concourse. At one point a foul ball landed right in front of me. It bounced off the concrete floor and into my hand. The crowd around me cheered, and I gave the ball to a little girl that came up the stairs trying to chase the foul ball down.
A few minutes later, Tim Hudson came up to the concourse to commend me. He was just the nicest guy, and we had a very pleasant conversation. He chided me for wearing a Rays T-shirt and cap, and when I looked at my shirt, that’s exactly what I was wearing. But I don’t really care for the Rays, and I certainly don’t own any Rays paraphernalia. But there I was, standing in front of Tim Hudson at Turner Field wearing Rays gear.
Anyway, he was a swell guy (and I’ve always thought he was really handsome), but our conversation was cut short by sycophantic fans that surrounded him, pestering him for autographs and such.
That’s when I woke up. That’s the second baseball-player related dream I’ve had this week. What the hell?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Whoa.
My best dream of recent memory was last week.
…
Long story short, I think I was sad. The place that I was sitting in was bleak. Black room with dim red lights (or the other way around). It didn’t look like a good dream. Then this lady came. I think she gave me a lap dance. I woke up, surprised actually as I was on the floor. I don’t remember how I got there.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Oh yeah.
I can’t remember much, but, she did make me feel better. I think she was black.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
LOL I heard a joke about something like that.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
it sounds more like you were drug or something. then they took you home and just threw you on the floor when they were done with you?
Well, I often sleep on the floor.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I've been called dirt and other derivatives.
I guess that’s where dirt belongs, on the ground.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
LOL YOU
But naw, I just do. I can’t describe it.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
yea i wake under the bed sometimes i dont know how the hell i get there so your not the only one lol. but my bro says i sleepwalk?
I don't think I do that (though I walk around when I'm half asleep but I'm conscious).
However, I usually can’t recall things said to me when I’m not fully awake.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
No drugs for me, thanks.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
i know you dont do drugs. im sayin someone trick you and drug you.
it happends man its really messed up.
Really? That happens?
Why would people do that?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
oh cuz well if someone is Obsessed with you and they get rejected. they lets just say CRAZY PEOPLE DO THAT. but lucky that was a girl.
LOL someone obsessed with me.
If someone was/is I don’t know. I wish someone was. sigh…
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
oh you will know if someone is lol you can always dream :)
cuz in reality its bad i mean real bad : /
Personally, I'd just be grateful if someone was interested.
I’m nice like that, TOO NICE.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
yes! i would too as dating its nice to meet anyone no matter how they look. it all bout personality thats cool. but how about in a sex way? i mean intercourse way. TOO NICE?
Naw, I ain't done nothing.
I’m trying to be a priest jk jk But no, there was one girl I really liked but she kinda broke it. I was too eager. Now, I’m just letting whatever happen happen (love that is).
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
LOL you and your jokes
yea love is unpredictable, theres so many girls in this world youll fine the right one later. but for now just relax and enjoy the present.
I feel like many people just try to go against the inevitable.
I wouldn’t be surprised with who I ended up with among the people I know.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Well you tell me something first, how old are you?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Damn, you're older than me.
Anyway, nobody.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Damn, that means you are both younger than me. Now I feel old.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL OLD
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 5, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Not old.
Seasoned
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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I have not been marinading in basil, okay.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Figuritively!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Talking to me? If so your number age (for now).
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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Me? I’m 19.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m one of the oldest in my hall. :(
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY. AT LEAST I CAN BUY LOTTO TICKETS.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Once you start applying to schools, you realize how much you really need money.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Good. Go be a kid. Go enjoy life before you have to deal with a shitload of responsibilities.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I feel old. I worry about my loans and trying to figure out how the fuck to pay for a car. I don’t like this whole being a grown up thing sometimes. The freedom is nice, however.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Weren’t you talking about potentially being grounded a couple days ago?
Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".
Yes, that was about swearing in front of my parents, though. I swear a shitload at school. Just not in front of them, because then I’ll get lectured and possibly grounded. And I’ve never been grounded in my life.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I HAVE ASIAN PARENTS, OKAY. /cue meme
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I KNEW IT!
And that’s everyone’s excuse!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
LOL, but I really do have crazy Asian parents.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I’m a college freshman.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha, nope. Not in college. All freshmen are treated equally.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Mills.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
You won't know them anyway.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
No, not at all.
I’m just saying, she’s probably perfect for me. Probably.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
well try and find out unless if you dont like then no.
and i have a crush on this girl in class.i dont know her but idk how to get to talk to her :/ im not the type of guy that talks to girls first lol
I made the first move only once, and I felt so empowered afterward.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I'm scary with power.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Speaking as a girl who has made the first move … almost every time, gahddamn it, talk to her.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL yes i am but the thing is i dont know what to say : / like wat to do in the first move. i know what girls do but is it different?
Try saying "Hi."
And take your hand out of your pants.
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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Say “hi,” ask her how she’s doing. Be a gentleman. Open doors for her. Offer to carry her books/backpack.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, OR be a man, jk.
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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
LOL. shush.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
well since im always late to class i guess carrying her book at the end works lol and ill try thanks for the help :)
Haha, no problem. Just don’t be a douche, man. The really nice girls hate that. And don’t play with their heads and their hearts. That would make them hate you.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL, dude, I could tell you a shitload of stories that make my friends really irritated by guys.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Naw.
She’s one of my best friends, I’m her best friend. She loves that I haven’t fallen in love with her like her old guy friends have. And I like what we have. Maybe in the future we’ll ease into it. But, I like having her as a best friend and I don’t want to ruin that.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Like I implied.
I LIKE THE FRIEND ZONE in this case. If we stay friends and that’s it, I’d be fine with that. I wouldn’t care if she got a boyfriend (so long as he wasn’t an asshole, though, I think she knows a little better now). So NEENER.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
okay thats complicated but as an advice form experience
dont fall in love with your best friend if you dont want to ruin you friendship with her. best friendship is more important.
Yes...that's what I said.
Also, I don’t even think of her in a sexual way.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Yes, and she even said once that I wasn't her type.
Though she kind of took it back, and that was like 13 months ago. But still, I know what you’re saying.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
She didn't mean it, just came out wrong.
I guess I wasn’t Latino enough…
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Well Latino is not a race.
We are all human. White, Black, etc. are all social constructs. It’s an old way of thinking.
Well, I guess I would fall in the “Not Quite White” category. That’s the grey area between White and Black that we talked about in Sociology. My came from Italy, Sicily, and Venezuela (that’s all I know for sure). Though, in actuallity, if you go back enough, we all come from the same African woman – the first human as we know.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
*my family
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huh?
Nerb?
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Never watched a single episode.
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SOOOO im guessin you mix of all races expect asian. awesome welcome to my race but not black cuz im only white mix with latino
What are you saying?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
According to current studies and research in Biology -
YES.
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watreally? no way. i was believe we come from a white woman or asian that also a good theory. but black?
Yes, the oldest humans are from Southern Africa.
They migrated up and went different paths. The ones who went to Europe (what is now called Europe) adapted to the new environment and their skin got lighter (I forget why). And some other stuff that I forget. Look it up yourself on a reliable source if you wish. Knowledge is Power.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
and your Italian and Venezuelan thats cool man. i really dont care about race i think everyone is equal just different cultures thats all.
That's good.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I’m not sure if that played a role in my subconscious’ selection of Hudson in the dream. If it was based on my attraction to a particular member of the team, it would have made more sense for Brian McCann or Martin Prado to have featured prominently.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Martin Prado?
Letter, how could you?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
He's a heartbreaker!
You’re gonna end up hurt, I forbid it!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
How about David Ross? Tommy Hanson? Brooks Conrad? I can think of close to a dozen Braves I wouldn’t kick out of bed.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Hanson's a nice boy, I'll allow it.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Tell ’em about you dreaming you were the catcher for Tim Lincecum.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
LOL multiple meanings.
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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Yeah, that was the first one a few days ago.
I was at a Giants fantasy camp. For some reason, I was chosen to catch for Tim Lincecum in an exhibition game. I tried to protest, saying I wasn’t at all qualified; but I lost the argument. I put on the gear, crouched behind home and caught for Tim during the game. I guess I did pretty good job. I recall being extremely tense and nervous the whole time, fearing I’d mess something up. But that was pretty much it.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Go Sanchezeseszsz!!!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 5, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
You made them sound Polish lol
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LOL DENORFIA
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 5, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
Torres is sooo coooot!
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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
It really blows my mind how JoSa hit that triple
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Seriously
He’s gotta be the worst hitter on the team (non reliever) and yet he gets a triple…awesome
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
hey everyone!
does anyone knows if the TBS commentators are any good
since the game is on TBS not CNB :/
Kruk and Kuip will be on KNBR.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
No postseason/national broadcast team is any good.
Heck, there are very few good team broadcasters. We are so blessed. HI DAVE!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I am grateful everyday for that.
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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
3rd best broadcasters in the series (behind the tie for #1 of our radio and TV).
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
I hate when I have to do that.
Though when we’re winning I usually don’t get bothered (unless its Atlanta’s or Vin Scully).
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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
those guys are annoying. i get bothered alot by fox guys. so i listen to knbr. but the lag sux thought.
Oh yeah Fox, they suck too.
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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Especially McCarver.
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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I did forget him.
Good thing, probably a repressed memory.
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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Until I got an HDtv I never realized the lag that makes radio faster than HD broadcasts.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
The Fox broadcasts are the worst. Sometimes they’ll be close to two pitches behind.
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 5, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
turn your computer into a delay box....
hook up an AM radio to the microphone jack on your computer, download DaanSystems radiodelay freeware and you can sync up the radio broadcast with the TV…. I guess a purist would turn around and feed the delayed audio back into an AV system, but I just listen on my computer.
NERB!!!!!!!!
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FINISH HIM!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 5, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
Indeed he does
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 5, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess...
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Man, the Outer Sunset is so foggy
It’s like nighttime here, while it’s daytime at the ballpark
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
It must be because of the time zones
and the curvature of the earth.
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 5, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Something about the equinox, too. And maybe throw in some of that global warming stuff.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Yeah, the seasons too
It’s summer here and winter there. That’s why it’s so cold at the park.
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 5, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
His cellphone, a wallet chain …?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
sometimes a little tipsy wandering the solar system
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 5, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I have the best TWSS of my life, and they switch threads.
Le sigh. C’est la vie.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 5, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
GOD DAMMIT I HATE FUCKING ECKSTEIN
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Dammit. One thread later, and it’s already better than mine. I was too cocky.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 5, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, it is really nice that the stores are stocking so much orange-and-black merchandise: orange candles, orange-and-black decorations, orange pumpkins …
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Orange is the best color.
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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Technically, black is not a color.
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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Yeah, this
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But then, is the absence of color a color?
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 5, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Weezie needs to sport an orange and black beard for the postseason.
checkered, please
by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 5, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I bought this sweet orange and black sweatshirt today, although there’s a picture of some sort of squash on it.
I don’t think I understand what the large squashes with the faces have to do with the Giants, but I’ll go for it.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
ANYONE WHO WEARS ORANGE IS A GIANTS FAN
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
It stands for “squash the competition.” Or something.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 5, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
For the first time today...
FUCK YOU TORREALBA
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
RAM SQUARED!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
no wait, RAM SQUARED STILL = RAM
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
YOUR COMPUER IS ELATED
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
hahaha!
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 5, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD Roider!
Again!!!!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Jesus. look at people sitting in Section 336. That hasn’t happened for years.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Y’all have probably already seen these quotes. But search found nothing.
So here.
Giants must decide whether to keep Zito, Rowand
By JANIE McCAULEY, AP Baseball Writer
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) Aaron Rowand and Barry Zito account for nearly a third of the San Francisco Giants’ payroll this season, making $30.5 million between them.
Now that their team is in the playoffs, it’s unclear what role, if any, either struggling big-money player will have for the Giants in their division series against wild-card Atlanta.
snip
“It is what it is,” said Rowand, who has impressive numbers against two Braves starters. “I’ll deal with it when it comes out.”
snip
“Whatever they think is best, I’m happy to help out starting or in the bullpen,” Bumgarner said.
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“The pitching staff alone allows you to be able to have some adjustments made to your roster along the way,” Sabean said. “Depth helps. You can see it, from the rotation, to the bullpen, offensively, defensively.”
Zito failed to reach 10 wins for the first time since his rookie season in 2000. His 4.15 ERA is the fourth-highest of his career. He went 1-8 with a 6.72 ERA over his last 11 outings and 10 starts and only had one victory in his last 15 appearances. The stretch included a career-worst nine-game losing streak from July 21 to Sept. 14.
Zito didn’t want to address speculation about his status for the playoffs.
“I was frustrated with my performance in August, certainly,” he said. “I think, as the last start of the year, it really ended on a sour note personally, but I felt like it was a productive year for me and I felt I gave the team a chance to win more than I did my last few years.”
Zito did beat the Braves 3-2 on Aug. 6 at Turner Field, allowing two runs and four hits in seven innings with 10 strikeouts.
“I know there’s been a lot of talk about Barry,” Bochy said. “He’s had his struggles here lately but that’s going to be a decision we make in the next day or two.”
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“We have some time here. Sure, we have some tough decisions, we know it,” Bochy said. “You don’t want to set up your roster too early. … We have a pretty good idea. We’re just waiting before we announce the roster.”
For the reputation Bochy has had in the past for favoring veterans, he took his chances in 2010 with guys like Torres and rookie catcher Buster Posey. The two have been huge.
Making constant lineup adjustments and sitting players like Pablo Sandoval during slumps has taken regular communication.
“Boch has done a great job. It’s never talked about,” Sabean said. “For everything that he supposedly isn’t – we know he’s not outgoing and we know he’s not a fire and brimstone guy – you talk to the players and they have needed him this year maybe more than any other year. Whether it’s telling them when they’re going to play or not going to play or when things change, he’s upfront with them. That’s all they can ask for – consistency and being honest. He’s not in it for himself. He’s not in it to further his career. He just wants to go to the playoffs for the Giants.”
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 5, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
We’ve been talking about planets and pumpkins and dreams and teenage love.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Yes doctor.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I fucking hate Velez
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I love Velez.
He’s just like me!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Naw, I mean we're skinny.
I’m not that kind of Latino.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
No one hates Velez.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
My cover is ruined...
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
*The jig is up!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
So let me get this straight...
If we win today and the Padres lose, then we win NL West and the Braves take the WC slot. But if the Pads win and we take Door #1, we could get a new car, or a trip to Madagascar. However, on days that fall within the ninth house of Ares, the Twins take the WC and Joba Chamberlain has to eat fifty eggs in an hour to maintain a roster spot. But if Barry Zito doesn’t claim all taxable deductions on line 48B of Form 1040-A (in triplicate), he could suffer severe financial penalties including but not limited to an audit or an oil change, depending on whether his 3,000-mile checkup is indeed due.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
a trip to Madagascar
I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
HE LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
SHE LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
I LIKE TO
MOVE IT!
- Jon Miller, quoting Mike Krukow
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Joba Chamberlain has to eat fifty eggs in an hour
I do not envy that clubhouse attendant.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 5, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
MIND = FUCKED
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
But Zito’s car has only gone 2,800 miles, so if he should choose, those financial penalties may be moot.
On the other hand, Aaron Rowand has been surfing at Halfmoon Bay, which is not a violation of his contract, but it is a violation of Zito’s. And while that shouldn’t matter, he was wearing a Zito mask and constantly appearing in the very back corner of pictures, making many believe it really was Zito surfing. Is he in trouble? Oh yes, yes he is.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 5, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
If Bruce Bochy guesses within $250 of the actual retail price of the car and the trip to Madagascar, the Giants win both the NL West and the Wild Card.
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 5, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Finally, some sense!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
My favourite defensive play of the game was Pablo's attempted triple play!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Well I was close, but, I just thought it was awesome.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Amazing Facts from Mat ...
[From Sunday’s post-game article in the San Diego Union-Tribune]
That was not the outcome I was hoping for," said Latos. "But I was happy with my stuff. My stuff was there. My velocity was there. They scratched out two runs.
Nice Mat … they scratched out a triple, single and double after Pablo was robbed of extras off the LF wall.
What a moran.
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
To quote ToddCommish
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means” – Inigo Montoya
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I was referring to beloved former (1963-64) Mets SS Al Moran who retired with a .195 career BA.
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
I really appreciate CSN Bay Area uploading so many locker room interviews with the players. I mean, they rarely say anything particularly interesting, but I still enjoy them.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I'm there!
zoom!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
For some reason, this made me think of Cain hosting a PBS woodworking show
“The thing you have to remember about maple is that it’s a soft wood. You have to go with the grain. With the grain. See that? Just plane it right off. Maple’s a good one to work with. I like it. Boy, I got some stories about pine. But maple, she’s a good wood. Varnishes well, too. Anyway, back to planing…”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I wonder which Giant likes painting happy clouds and happy trees.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Aubrey Huff possibly.
He paints. Now I have to hate him…jk…
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Romo, perhaps? I think he would be the painterly sort.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Really? I don't see that from him at all.
I can imagine Wilson seizuring with paints in his hand. Abstract expressionism.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Pollock I was thinking.
I can imagine his expressions being worth a lot.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
More of a charcoal, I could see him being
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 5, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Guys
Wait up.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 5, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
"WHY ISNT ANYBODY HUGGING ME?" - Romo
I really think the 2010 Giants would take very well to being drawn in Peanuts style.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
THAT IS THE STORY OF MY LIFE 4 REALZ
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
A sad bunch all around

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 5, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw shucks
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Or, as he's more commonly known, "Keanu Reeves."
Chasm?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 5, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Needz moar DiCaprio to cheer us up
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 5, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Well LeoD is a Uribe fan

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 5, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
...or ASS.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
And..
FUCK YOU TORREALBA
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Padres winning the West?
AIN’T HAVIN’ IT
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 5, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
what the hell
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I doubt he can do it again though.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Surprised me too.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Without having watched a single at-bat of his, I’ll try to talk him down (I may be COMPLETELY wrong, but this is my attempt to rationalize him). In 2008, Emmanuel Burriss hit mostly in the 8th spot in the lineup. He hit .305 with a .394 OBP. Emmanuel Burriss. So, I’ll just go ahead and assume Ruiz, being a late-in-the-order-hitter, is having the same thing happen to him. Science!
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 5, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Manny Burriss had a .394 anything?!
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 12:32 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
hee hee oh Moley
He’s exactly all :D
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Merope
Is Mr. Merope around and available for a quick unix question?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 5, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
LET THE PARTY BEGIN
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 5, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
Even though he's like 5 years older.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
CENSORSHIP!!!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 5, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Did they re-air the F-bomb?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It was bleeped out
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
For christ sakes
Curt Schilling has ballooned up.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Otherwise the good people of Cincinnati would’ve reported him for underage drinking
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
by Gobroks on Oct 6, 2010 12:33 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Goggles!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 5, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
Aaron Boone says
Torres and Sanchez have to get on base for the Giants to win.
Thanks Captain Obvious.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Score more runs than the other team.
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 5, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Panda showering Kuip with Beer.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
HAHAHA.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Never would have guessed Javier Lopez is from Virginia
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
That's what I said.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
d’awww
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
UUUUUUUUUU
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Amy G sure does like to touch people
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Can you blame her?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Haha Sabean
“Not in my ears!”
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Cody Ross seems like a nice guy
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Of course, he's a TURTLE!
I like turtles!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
He is!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
SHAME!
jk
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
/secret crush’d
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
/not so secret anymore sweetheart
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
/SHOUTED TO THE WORLD
haha! he’s adorable, though.
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
♥ Sergio Romo
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
♥ Buster Posey
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
♥ Tim Lincecum
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 5, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Damnit
Missed the replay on tv again. Oh well, at least it was a great experience being able to attend the game.
Also, thanks again, Cubs.
In play, (Out)
/and I’m gone –
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I didn’t realize the were replaying this game. I was at the gym and I had to stay on the bike an extra hour to watch the last few innings. It was worth it.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 5, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions
Shift A
I do not care what they try to tell me, TBS has James Woods announcing the post season games.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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