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Chris Denorfia - That looks shopped
So Natto said we should have a set of these. I don't know if you guys remember but Lookout Landing had a thread where they photoshopped Nyjer Morgan and it was probably my favorite post from them.
Here is the link to that post. Beware it can screw up your computer so give it time. Anyways so here are my contributions and post your contributions in the comments sections. Please include subject lines with your pictur
Here is the original picture as well as a picture of just him with a white background for those who want to move him anywhere else:
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"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
by sanfrankid on Oct 4, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Love the Mario one
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 4, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
a quick one

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 4, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 24 recs
Nice!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
AWESOME.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
by kdl on Oct 4, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
rofl
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 4, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
So good.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 4, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Perfect
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
omg LOL!!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
totally my favorite.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)
Job 1:14-15
This is so fantastic!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Reminds me of the Richmond Flying Squirrels logo
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Superbowl XXIX

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.
by Disaster on Oct 4, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Oh San Diego, will you ever win?
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 4, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's a quick contribution

Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 4, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
The Season In Review
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
He done jumped off Pride Rock

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Oct 4, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Hey, that's mine!

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 4, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Quick contribution

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Oct 4, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Quick Contribution
A battle that Norf could not win…
by IRONxMIKE on Oct 4, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Last one before I go back to work

Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 4, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Man,I suck at this stuff. I am totally lost trying to do one of these.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions
won't someone help me?!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
by GiantsBabe on Oct 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
If these are shopped . . .
then I totally know where to shop.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
Don't Touch It !

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.
by nvsfg on Oct 4, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Thar she blows

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 4, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 15 recs
I love this one.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
by kdl on Oct 4, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
This is as good as it gets for my abilities

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 4, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 4, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Spent a good hour on this...
Giants’ fans: Fuck yeah!

Padres’ fans: Fuck yeah!

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
Denorfia once again mistimes his dive for glory.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
by Alex_Lewis on Oct 4, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
What actress is that?
Your political posts are a bit like the flu, Natty: they come around every few months, they suck, everyone wishes there were a cure, but all you can do is let them run their course. Carry on if you must — I’m staying home with my vitamin C and OJ. Ciao.- Sleepy Freud
by GovernorStephCurry on Oct 4, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
don’t be fooled. This is the same girl.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
ACTRESS DOESN'T LOOK AS GOOD WHILE GETTING COFFEE
AS SHE DOES WHEN FULLY MADE UP FOR AN AWARDS SHOW
BREAKING NEWS AT 11
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I dunno...
those glasses are pretty cute <:)
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
Oh man, redheads in glasses. Even better.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, you are the missing link. We’ll cut you some slack.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Is this supposed to be a *bad* picture?
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
this is my favorite… so far
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
Natto, how are you this awesome?
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
No more callers please...
"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean
by Smotheredinhugs on Oct 5, 2010 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll update an old one

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
Oh, the numbers on the shirt. It was too subtle until I looked for it.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 4, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t get the second panel.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Chris Denorfia- Hippo Bait

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Oct 4, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 4, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions 14 recs
LOL. I really like this one.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 4, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, NO, you DON'T!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
by GiantsBabe on Oct 4, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
One more

Certified McC lurker since 2006
by DividedByZero on Oct 4, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
,,

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Oct 4, 2010 11:27 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
My Official Submission

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Oct 4, 2010 11:46 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
Favorite one. And I never even saw the show.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Oct 5, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
Pablo's not fat. He's just got body.
by LeMasterBlaster on Oct 5, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Why is there a giant mountain in Nebraska?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
For the same reason . . .
. . . as the rest of the little discrepancies exist.
And thanks to maysian.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
East coast bias?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
One of my favorite NY covers
And , having lived there for 18 years, I will say that the description is true.
And all of these Photoshopped pics are amazing!
Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.
Good question.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 9, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
here's my entry

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
by DJ Tofu on Oct 5, 2010 2:50 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
That one got me!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 5, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a quiet day in the office

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
by j14 on Oct 5, 2010 10:55 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
One more

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
by j14 on Oct 5, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Denorfia - Sci Fi Style:
My wonderful wife did these. Asked for one thing, got 8. She’s awesome.
And the original one that I asked for:

/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Oct 5, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
it took me a while to figure it out.
It’s an epic fail because there’s no Y-Wing. AMIRITE?
When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point
I can't figure out the fail
I mean, it’s epically dorky, but that’s ok.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
I love the tattoo one!
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Oct 5, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd
Holy crap the tattoo one is so awesome!!!
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
nice
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 5, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha!
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 6, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
and I'm out of ideas

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 5, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
My computer crashed and I lost Photoshop for now. But this would be funny and also a wedding day car dragging cans.
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Well done one and all!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Post lunch boredom

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
by j14 on Oct 5, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
i don’t think that lure will help you catch anything…
by 49 Giant Shark Warriors on Oct 5, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Done by a friend:

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
by ryanmiles on Oct 6, 2010 12:38 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Chris Denofia unaccustomed to the SF cable cars..
had slight accident on Sunday. He was treated and released with minor scrapes and bruises.

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.
Epic thread is epic
I hope somebody posted this link at Lookout Landing with a hat tip.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 6, 2010 1:08 PM PDT reply actions
I thought that play was swell

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
SOMEONE GOT IT!
I just lost a bet with a coworker.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Combination!

Poulsbo Lumberjax’ original was one of my very favourites in the Nyjer Morgan thread
by Eyeball Kid on Oct 6, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
Impressive
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
by j14 on Oct 6, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
brilliant!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
that's like my favorite movie ever
or at least it was when I was 10
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
Awesome
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 9, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Eh, here's another

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Got bored again



This week has not been good for my productivity.
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 6, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
Excellent!
When I scrolled down to the last one it was just blank clouds for a few seconds…and then there he was. LOL!!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
My contribution

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
by EliminateMe on Oct 6, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Too soon
at the end of the day it's all about kicking the tires
by duke_diligence on Oct 7, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
No thanks
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions

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