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Chris Denorfia - That looks shopped

So Natto said we should have a set of  these. I don't know if you guys remember but Lookout Landing had a thread where they photoshopped Nyjer Morgan and it was probably my favorite post from them.

Here is the link to that post. Beware it can screw up your computer so give it time. Anyways so here are my contributions and post your contributions in the comments sections. Please include subject lines with your pictur

Here is the original picture as well as a picture of just him with a white background for those who want to move him anywhere else:

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Jumping into Wilson's arms instead of Posey?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 4, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 4, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Oct 4, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 4, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

rofl

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 4, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nicely done.

Jose Guillen isn’t one of the best 90 outfielders in baseball. (Grant, 09-11-10)

by Lyle on Oct 4, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So good.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 4, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 4, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg LOL!!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 4, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally my favorite.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Oct 4, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 4, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so fantastic!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 4, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one is beautiful.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 4, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

Light up that halo! RIP, Nick.

by Clutch on Oct 5, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s gonna be pissed when he finds out everyone else brought a parachute

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 8, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh San Diego, will you ever win?

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 4, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll see what I can come up with when I get home.

by Natto on Oct 4, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

awesome, thanks!

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 4, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

what a fantastic idea. we can laugh about this until next season starts

Awaiting his arrival in SF: UCD alum Justin Fitzgerald

by henwo on Oct 4, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

The Season In Review

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 4, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man,I suck at this stuff. I am totally lost trying to do one of these.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

If these are shopped . . .

then I totally know where to shop.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know exactly why, but this one cracked me up.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 4, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s awesome.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Oct 4, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this one.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 4, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one’s great.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 4, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I’m going to be terrified a giant Chris Denorfia is going to end up beached near my house.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 4, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Epic.

Light up that halo! RIP, Nick.

by Clutch on Oct 5, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 5, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winner

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 4, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Wilhelm scream

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Oct 4, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spent a good hour on this...

Giants’ fans: Fuck yeah!

Padres’ fans: Fuck yeah!

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Oct 4, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Denorfia once again mistimes his dive for glory.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 4, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

What actress is that?

Your political posts are a bit like the flu, Natty: they come around every few months, they suck, everyone wishes there were a cure, but all you can do is let them run their course. Carry on if you must — I’m staying home with my vitamin C and OJ. Ciao.- Sleepy Freud

by GovernorStephCurry on Oct 4, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t be fooled. This is the same girl.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ACTRESS DOESN'T LOOK AS GOOD WHILE GETTING COFFEE

AS SHE DOES WHEN FULLY MADE UP FOR AN AWARDS SHOW

BREAKING NEWS AT 11

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno...

those glasses are pretty cute <:)

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Oct 5, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, redheads in glasses. Even better.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fully agree.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 5, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

you should see me on a saturday morning while getting coffee.

it ain’t pretty.

by MissingLink on Oct 5, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you are the missing link. We’ll cut you some slack.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 5, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

/posts picture of former wrestler Missing Link (not really as not to mess up the real purpose of this thread)

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 6, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this supposed to be a *bad* picture?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joan Holloway

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 4, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IRL

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to do a sliip and slide one but I couldn’t find a good enough picture. Very nice.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 4, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is my favorite… so far

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Oct 5, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 5, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 4, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omg that looks real.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 4, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto, how are you this awesome?

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 5, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

No more callers please...

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Oct 5, 2010 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Breathtaking.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 5, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This whole thread is awesome.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Oct 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it supposed to be a Padres fan?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 4, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Giants fan sees Denorfia getting ready to make a ridiculous play
2. facepalms in anguish as a result
3. hears Flem’s/Kuip’s call and shock occurs

AMIRITE???

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Oct 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get the second panel.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Denorfia- Hippo Bait

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 4, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL. I really like this one.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 4, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe, nice.

Light up that halo! RIP, Nick.

by Clutch on Oct 5, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 5, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t even, asshole

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 4, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

One more

Certified McC lurker since 2006

by DividedByZero on Oct 4, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Favorite one. And I never even saw the show.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Oct 5, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

neither did I!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 6, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Oct 4, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 5, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 5, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really had to resist the urge to LOL at work with this one.

by GrooveGiant on Oct 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 5, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

This one might just be my favorite.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 5, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of There Will Be Blood.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 5, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Pablo's not fat. He's just got body.

by LeMasterBlaster on Oct 5, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why is there a giant mountain in Nebraska?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 5, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the same reason . . .

. . . as the rest of the little discrepancies exist.

And thanks to maysian.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Oct 5, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

East coast bias?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 5, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my favorite NY covers

And , having lived there for 18 years, I will say that the description is true.
And all of these Photoshopped pics are amazing!

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Oct 9, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good question.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 9, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one got me!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 5, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 5, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

it took me a while to figure it out.

It’s an epic fail because there’s no Y-Wing. AMIRITE?

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Oct 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't figure out the fail

I mean, it’s epically dorky, but that’s ok.

by marcello on Oct 5, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. Very clever.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 5, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the tattoo one!

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Oct 5, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Holy crap the tattoo one is so awesome!!!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 5, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The tattoo one is awesome !

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 6, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your seemingly bottomless well of ideas generates yet another gem.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 5, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Oct 6, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

My computer crashed and I lost Photoshop for now. But this would be funny and also a wedding day car dragging cans.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done one and all!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 5, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

lawl

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Oct 5, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Denofia unaccustomed to the SF cable cars..

had slight accident on Sunday. He was treated and released with minor scrapes and bruises.

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 6, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Epic thread is epic

I hope somebody posted this link at Lookout Landing with a hat tip.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 6, 2010 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that play was swell

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I finally got this. TOO SOON.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Oct 7, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMEONE GOT IT!

I just lost a bet with a coworker.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 7, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Impressive

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Oct 6, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

brilliant!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 6, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's like my favorite movie ever

or at least it was when I was 10

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Oct 8, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 9, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, here's another

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Excellent!

When I scrolled down to the last one it was just blank clouds for a few seconds…and then there he was. LOL!!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 6, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love these, especially the grand canyon pic.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 6, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

My contribution

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 6, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Too soon

at the end of the day it's all about kicking the tires

by duke_diligence on Oct 7, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thanks

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

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