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Being as it's the night of Orange and Black after all, I figured it's not totally OT. Featuring Hairball as a Hassidic Jew. "Ask me about my petzl" (pulls a headlamp out of pocket). The button on my sportscoat says "I [heart] Matisyahu!" And yes, I really am Jewish.

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And of course, since I'm not really a mensch, here's my wife, a Pig in a Blanket:

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Speaking of things porcine, if anyone wants to talk about strange party food (seems to accompany this time of year), I can contribute the lovely notion of rice krispy treats with bits of bacon, and bacon fat. Yum.

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Bacon Crispy Rice Treats (via sfgate)

Originally here

Makes 24 pieces

The lean-to-fat ratio in bacon varies, so the fewer strips of bacon if it seems fattier.

    * 10 to 12 ounces thin-slice bacon
    * 2 tablespoons salted butter + extra to grease the pan
    * 1 to 2 tablespoons bacon fat
    * 10 ounces miniature marshmallows
    * 6 cups Rice Krispies or similar crunchy rice cereal

Instructions: Butter a 9- by 13-inch glass casserole or nonstick pan; set aside. Cook bacon in skillet until very crisp; drain well on paper towels, reserving bacon fat. When bacon is cool, break into small, uneven morsel-size bits – about 1/2-inch or so.

In a large pot (nonstick preferred), melt the 2 tablespoons butter over medium heat. Add 1 tablespoon of the reserved bacon fat and stir together. Add the marshmallows and stir with a wooden spoon until they melt and form a thick fluff. Alternately add the Rice Krispies and bacon; quickly, but gently, mix well with a wooden spoon (try to avoid breaking up the individual grains).

Transfer the mixture to the prepared pan. Lightly coat your hand or a spatula with butter, then press to level the mixture. Cut into squares when cool.

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 31, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

That sounds fantastic

Rice Krispies Coronaries =)

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 31, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

They really are quite good

My wife decided to use Vegan marshmallows (Alanis Morissette, take note) in an effort to not go overly sweet. Totally worked.

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 31, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I considered speaking in a British accent all day, but mine sucks.

by Natto on Oct 31, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So far, suits appear to be a theme

You stay classy, San Francisco!

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 31, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chilean miner

Consisting of coveralls I already had, a $7 hard hat and a stick on taplight. Sunglasses and soccer ball were optional props. No pictures… yet.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

This is most excellent

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 31, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

BILLY MAYS HERE

Playoff beard pretty much dictated this one. Carried a bottle of OxiClean in my belt all night, yelled a lot, good times.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 31, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Never was able to dye my beard black

:(

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 31, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

blurry but

CALL IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 31, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude not cool

too soon

"You need to get real!"

by MJ5 on Oct 31, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

UR5!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used shoe polish on my 5 day beard

to achieve Wilson Lincecum.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Nov 1, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

SF Giants Road Uniform

Minus the LH sleeve patch =(
I got one to put on the jersey and now it’s nowhere to be found. I expect it’ll turn up tomorrow.

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 31, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I was a Giants player too

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 31, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was my boyfriend and he was me. I put him in an orange miniskirt, Giants boyshorts, my Jaunty Shelled Mando shirt, orange knee socks and my jewelry and stuffed a bra for him. I wore his black suit, dress shirt, tie, and fedora. I stuffed a sock in my pants. At the party we attended, both of us got felt up on our fake accouterments.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 31, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

AWESOME

An idea that we weren’t able to do: my wife as “The Dude” and me as the John Turturro character, “Jesus.”

Drag = fun if there’s something to it more than just drag.

(this makes me reminisce fondly for the Kids in the Hall)

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 31, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t fuck with the Jesus!

I posted pics in the game preview thread today. BFVCE actually looked damn good. We got compliments on his fake boobs all night.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 31, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean these pics?

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 31, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made these last night and they're bomb.com

Chile/lemon roasted chickpeas

4 15 oz cans of chickpeas/garbanzo beans
The juice of four large lemons
Your favorite hot sauce. I use Sriracha, aka cock sauce
Chili powder
Garlic powder
Salt
Heavy duty non stick aluminum foil
Wide flat baking pan/sheet. Something with edges is better

Drain and rinse the chickpeas and dry them. Preheat oven to 450. Spread foil on baking pan, no Pam necessary if you’re using non-stick foil. Highly recommended to use said foil. In a separate bowl, mix lemon juice, cock sauce to taste, chili powder to taste, garlic powder and salt to taste. Don’t overdo the chili powder right away.

Mix the liquid over the chickpeas and let soak for a few minutes. Add more chili powder to coat the peas and more garlic if you like. Use a slotted spoon to scoop the coated peas out of the bowl and onto the foil. Make sure not to let extra liquid leak onto the foil. Spread the peas into a single layer on the foil. Bake at 450 for one hour, tossing the peas every 20 minutes or so to make sure they evenly roast. Discard any burnt peas.

Once they’re done, pull them out of the oven and let cool. Serve at room temperature. They will be crunchy, lemony, and spicy. They drew rave reviews from everyone last night.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 31, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Mrs. Hairball toasted the seeds from our jack-o-lantern

They are at least on a missile.org level

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 31, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that your Mom’s basement ?

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Nov 1, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went as Matt Cain to a Halloween dance last night. If Matt Cain were Asian.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 31, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Clearly you’re over your head there.

"(Christy) Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball. The first statement means the same as the second." - Damon Runyon

by Lyle on Nov 1, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm abe lincoln

putting the playoff beard to good use… batman is helping me with my vest

by Fire Sabean on Oct 31, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m curious about what kind of business that is. It looks strangely like mine.

"(Christy) Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball. The first statement means the same as the second." - Damon Runyon

by Lyle on Nov 1, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am the G train.

And indeed, the G train is barely functional after midnight.

My son is Madison Bumgarner, the Bipolar Stuffed Sheep of pitching prospects. My other son is a Porsche.

by multiphasic on Oct 31, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Dressed up as my inner Her Royal Highness

Currently spending the rest of the night dressed as a Giants fan. :D

The San Francisco Giants are the 2010 National League Champions, and I WAS THERE.
At home. To watch it. On my television.

by KyrieEleison on Oct 31, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I just dressed normally with facial hair

it was a mustache and goatee.
I refused to acknowlege my facial hair.
It was sucky though because everyone asked for some random reason if i was jewish. I don’t understand why.
By the way Hairball, your hassidic jew is right on. I love Matisyahu

"You need to get real!"

by MJ5 on Oct 31, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Nov 1, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, finally

…a classy McCoven. Well done!

"(Christy) Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball. The first statement means the same as the second." - Damon Runyon

by Lyle on Nov 1, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Player

I dressed in full Giants get-up (including cleats and pants). Glove was in back pocket.

I’ve gotta see if the gf took photos… she was the BP Oil Spill.

Tsuyohsi Shinjo: Underwear model, winner of Japanese "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire," Ham Fighter, and member of the Giants team that would have participated in 2002 WS if an asteroid hadn't destroyed Earth.

by ElCartero on Nov 1, 2010 7:31 AM PDT reply actions  

We were a demon (me) and dark angel (her) and vampire (Goofus Jr)

Need to download the pics

Let's win this thing for Sue Burns!

by Goofus on Nov 1, 2010 9:31 AM PDT reply actions  

THE BOSS

at the end of the day it's all about kicking the tires

by duke_diligence on Nov 1, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

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