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Last night was the match-up that worried me. If Colby Lewis gets the outside strike over and called, he's kind of ridiculous. Sanchez had a good run in September, and he was magic in the NLDS, but he's a rung below Ramon Ramirez on the list of pitchers I just don't want to watch right now. From Righetti, via Baggs:

And what about discussing Game 7 alternatives?

"Damn right, absolutely," Righetti said. "One way or another, I’m sure it’ll come up. You’re not talking about 1 or 2 mph. He’s pitching at 88. But again, there’s the thing. He can do that, honestly."

I hate the mornings following a playoff loss. So much doubt and hand-wringing. If the Giants were to lose tonight, the series would shift to a best-of-three format with the Giants having home field advantage. That wouldn't be the worst consolation prize, but it would come with our stomachs turning into pulsing orbs of bile. If they win, they'll be back to the stress of the last Padres series. Just one more win, and how hard can that be?

In a game of word association, I'd probably come up with Jason Simontacchi for Tommy Hunter. If the abacus-twiddling wing of the New York Times is going to dismiss Cain and Bumgarner as league-average innings eaters with below-average strikeout rates, what would they call a pitcher who only has a K/9 of 5.9...in his minor-league career?

I know what I'd call him: a pitcher. And that very specific subset of baseball players seems to give the Giants fits at times. He scares me like Roy Halladay and Cliff Lee.

I don't think I've ever been more nervous for a game. I mean, football in London? That's nuts. What will the Brits think? Are we representing the sport well? Is the international outreach going to be effective? Man. And then to top it off, there's one of those World Series things on tonight. Busy day.

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by Merope on Oct 31, 2010 10:24 AM PDT reply actions  

EVERYDAY

should be Orang and Black Day! =D

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

it is when you’re a Giants fan! Happy Giants Playing in the WS Day! :D

oh, and Happy Halloween, too! ;)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHoo! Happy Giants Playing in the WS to you too! _

halloween? what is halloween? is it the day that all candy makers in the world rejoice and jack up their prices?

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Coming into the series I would hope we would sweep so that everyone in the world would be wearing our colors.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 31, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well….today the whole world is wearing our colors (minus Texas) so…I’m not complaining

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like how you think!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’re fucked

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 31, 2010 10:24 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Pretty much. Lewis and Hunter scare me more than Lee and Halladay.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 31, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

But seriously. We can take down the aces, but we’ll get trashed by the rookies and AAAAers.

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by GiantBrass on Oct 31, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, this.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Oct 31, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good to have that right away
We’re fucked

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Oct 31, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll feel a lot better

If the Giants win today as beating Cliff Lee again seems unlikely. Also Jonathan is kind of worrying me. I think he’s tired and the inning jump might be taking its toll on him.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 31, 2010 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

I like this explanation more than the “mental breakdown” explanation some people keep pushing for. The 2010 regular season was already the most games and innings he’d pitched in his major league career, and I think it’s certainly possible that a few more games could have pushed him a bit past his limit.

Maybe it’s something else, though, something mechanical; or maybe it’s just really bad timing for a couple of Bad Sanchez outings. But a lot of people are jumping to conclusions about his mental state without much to go on, and I don’t think that’s useful to anyone.

by Seasick fish on Oct 31, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

Just like Timmy in August, people throw out a lot of different reasons for their struggles because it’s worrisome. I think attributing to his mental state is just too easy for people, even if it doesn’t sound too intelligent.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 31, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t seem as twitchy as “Mental Breakdown Sanchez”. I don’t that that was it. He did look a little rattled with some of his walks after giving up big hits, but the dude just walks a bunch of guys anyways. He was just tired, bad Sanchez. I hope game 7 doesn’t depend on him.

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by can of corn on Oct 31, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think

“pitch to the lefties” may not have been the best strategy in the world either, considering the results.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

his velo is down, period

Not tons, but it’s pretty clear.

by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

game 7 starter:
bullpen

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Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 31, 2010 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Zito? Oh wait, I forgot Dusty is no longer our manager.

Like my diamonds? The Devil himself gave them to me...

by jalora on Oct 31, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Win today or go back to SF down 3-2.

Nothing ulcer-causing about that scenario.

by Every6thDay on Oct 31, 2010 10:30 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

That wouldn’t be so bad!
/throws up

by pwoper on Oct 31, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you already conceding Monday's game?

‎"I don't know what you're talking about," Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."

by webatomic on Oct 31, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I won't bother watching then. Thanks!

‎"I don't know what you're talking about," Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."

by webatomic on Oct 31, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Check out:

Community (please watch! It’s ratings are so low it might get canceled!), 30 Rock (obviously), Parks & Recreation (upon its return), Mad Men, The Walking Dead (premieres tonight!)… anybody else have suggestions I can give to webatomic?

by Every6thDay on Oct 31, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anything with Justin Bieber in it?

He’s dreamy

‎"I don't know what you're talking about," Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."

by webatomic on Oct 31, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Community gets canceled before Outsourced, it will be the worst thing ever.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 31, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is a screening and Q&A with the cast of community tomorrow at UCLA! I'm so stoked!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 31, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The mighty Warriors . . .

play the Lakers.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 31, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crap, I love Community. Does watching on Fancast count???

I am going to die.

by The Enchanter on Oct 31, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense. Depends on whether the Lincecum who shut down Atlanta shows up. Not that you could expect the same results against the Texas lineup, but Lincecum probably needs to be that dominating to beat Lee again.

by Grizzlie Antagonist on Oct 31, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It will be tough to beat Cliff Lee again, but almost everyone found it unlikely that the Giants would win the first game against him. Sure, he’s not going to get torched like he did in Game 1, but I also think Timmy will pitch better.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 31, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's mathematically impossible to beat Cliff Lee twice

since he has never lost in the postseason. NEVER LOST!

Oh wait.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 31, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s never lost twice. Science.

by QuakeFan on Oct 31, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lincecum is a much better pitcher than cliff lee. be not afraid

by justhangin on Oct 31, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell, I thought it was unlikely once.

Bring it!

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Oct 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We just need to get to their pen. Doesn’t matter whose on the mound. We get to the pen in the 6th or earlier, I have a feeling we’ll win, otherwise we’ll lose.

by stab_master_arson on Oct 31, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sick

As I said yesterday, I was worried about the turn-around having a tired Sanchez followed by Bumgarner.

The Giants will absolutely have to score a good amount of runs tonight in order to win, as Bumgarner will almost assuredly be giving up some runs himself to this offense.

If we don’t win one game in Texas, I don’t think we’re going to win this series.

by thecheat on Oct 31, 2010 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

I’ll be surprised if MadBum doesn’t give up a home-run or two, I just hope they’re solo shots.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 31, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, trying to be unbiased, I much prefer our situation today – Bumgardner + bullpen over Hunter + texas bullpen

by stab_master_arson on Oct 31, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason

I’ve got a lot of faith in Bumgarner. I’m expecting him to pitch a great game tonight.

by marcello on Oct 31, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

“A good amount of runs” means, to me, 5.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 31, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

I think we need about 5 to win tonight.

by thecheat on Oct 31, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 31, 2010 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Both teams match up better vs LHP

Its trueeeeeeeeeee. Difference, our best pitchers are RH, theres are LH.

by stab_master_arson on Oct 31, 2010 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

With Burrell tanking, is that still true?

by Grizzlie Antagonist on Oct 31, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know it's counter-intuitive

But hot and cold streaks actually aren’t predictive.

by marcello on Oct 31, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see why they wouldn't be somewhat predictive

Yeah, if a coin falls heads, that doesn’t mean that there’s a 100 percent chance that it’s going to fall tails the next time. Odds are always 50-50.

But because of the mental aspect of a baseball game — especially a post-season game — it’s not unreasonable to infer that one bad at-bat might well lead to another one; one bad game might well lead to another one; and several bad games mean a slump of uncertain duration.

by Grizzlie Antagonist on Oct 31, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unless your last name is Bochy.

(“Streak”, to him, being three or four consecutive plate appearances.)

Sabean delendus est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
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by owlcroft on Oct 31, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Ross hitting + Torres having reasonable success against lefties for whatever reason in the past couple of games has covered that.

I’m guessing we see Nate today, and then possibly Pat against Lee again.

by stab_master_arson on Oct 31, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

not sure if this is fake, but...

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 31, 2010 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

I hope it's fake

Also, is it just me, or does it seem really trashy to shorten it to “T’s and P’s” in a situation like that?

by marcello on Oct 31, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's not just you

That is really trashy. If you have the time to type out the last part, you can type out the rest of T’s and P’s.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 31, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say it’s pretty trashy to announce this stuff on facebook in the first place.

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 31, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes, like when I’m not on this here website, I feel like the Internet is the worst thing ever.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can you elaborate on why you are posting this here? I don’t understand.

by snafu on Oct 31, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has to be fake, or one of the strange, ironic statements people make, meaning something like “I know you all care more about the damn baseball game, so hope that goes well for you, assholes”.

Definitely weird either way.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday to Grant Frisbee

my favorite third blogger.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Halloween?

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 31, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Third blogger AT BEST

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 31, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll also extended birthday wishes to Mr. Frisbee.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday wishes to the ultimate Frisbee!

by Every6thDay on Oct 31, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday, Grant! :)

Giants Baseball: Why Not?

by kdl on Oct 31, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRANT!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 31, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday, Grant?

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant's birthday party...

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Oct 31, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That would be appropriate.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes a cigar is just a llama. Or something.

by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that answer. :^)

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FONTENOT!

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 31, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday Grant

The Giants gift to you: Torture. Redeemable on any Fox TV station tonight from 5-8pm.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday, Grant!

Thanks for giving me a little over a year of delightful Giants blogginess in ways and forms that only those of us here can appreciate. Looking forward to many more!

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Oct 31, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy anniversary of the day you were born on, Grant!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 31, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Let’s win tonight.

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 31, 2010 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Will W & Laura attend Game 4?

Because the Rangers are winless in all WS games in which a past POTUS has not attended.

"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162

by duckcalldan on Oct 31, 2010 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

I think both Georges are throwing out the first pitch.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 31, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't in the PGT last night

Am I the only one that wants Huff to DH? Panda looked bad last night.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 31, 2010 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

I barely read through but it seemed like everyone didn’t want Panda to DH. I do actually want him to get another crack at it, though. He didn’t hit well yesterday, but I still think he is our best option.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 31, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Between Burrell and Panda

Bam-bam is a very busy coach this morning.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Oct 31, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are the lineups out yet?

‎"I don't know what you're talking about," Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."

by webatomic on Oct 31, 2010 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

here you go LOLineup

Brown CF
Culberson 2B
Posey C
Belt 1B
Neal RF
Bonds LF
Sandoval 3B
Crawford SS
Bumgarner P

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 31, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Since we’re playing by AL rules, I suggest we move Bonds to DH, start Crawford in left, and bring Jeter off the bench for SS.

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 31, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what I had wanted all along. Stupid Bochy doesn’t even know the AL rules.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 31, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what he gets for working in that other, dumber league.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

NL IS NOT REAL BASEBALLLLL

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Neal is real then?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 31, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, Bochy likes veterans

That’s why he’ll start Robby Thompson at 2B.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Oct 31, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hal Lanier

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Oct 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This World Series stuff is stressful.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Oct 31, 2010 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

If Pat is in a ditch, it is one that he might need a helicopter to get out of. Eight K’s in his last 9 ab’s…

I say give Panda another shot and move Huff to LF. Let Ishi have a crack.

by capn on Oct 31, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

A sacrifice for the greater good

City law enforcement is probably really glad that there’s no possibility of winning the World Series on Halloween. Probably easier on mass transit, too. And certain establishments will be able to get big revenue boosts on multiple nights instead of one.

San Francisco Giants: Good citizens.

by Seasick fish on Oct 31, 2010 10:53 AM PDT reply actions  

You have no romance in your soul.

You probably don’t like natural disasters either.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Oct 31, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nervous too

This does feel like a pivotal game.

Have to get out of the house and forget about baseball until 5.

by Bochean on Oct 31, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

3-1 up

with Timmy and Cain going in games 5 and 6, I feel pretty good about our chances.

tied 2-2, it becomes a little dicey.

by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

About last night...

My fault guys…. I hosted german company and drank tea in an effort to show them what baseball is about. Tonight I promise to go back to my normal routine of over panicking/drinking alone in my dark living room. Winner every time.

by Bret1110 on Oct 31, 2010 11:00 AM PDT reply actions  

In the portion of Game 1 that I listened to on the radio, the Giants outscored the Rangers 11-5. In the portion of Game 2 that I listened to on the radio, the Giants outscored the Rangers 9-0. In the portion of Game 3 that I listened to on the radio, the Giants outscored the Rangers 1-0. Therefore, the Giants only play well when I’m present. Science.

They really need to win today, else my birthday will totally suck.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 31, 2010 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Happy Birthday, El Person!! :)

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 31, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit, reply fail. Or…preemptive happy birthday for GiantsBabe!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

SL

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 31, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t even going to hazard a guess.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

None of this picture makes sense, so I won’t even try.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 31, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you posted it!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s exactly why I posted it.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 31, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/that’s what he said

by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Have a fun on your Birthday

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 31, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmph

nobody gave me this on MY birthday

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IRL

Ain’t that always the way?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn't there still time

hint hint?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

My birthday was Monday past.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know that! Happy belated birthday, Jim.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOURE TOO LATE I HAVE ALREADY CURSED YOU ALL

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am troubled by this.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay, McC Premium comes with a Get Out Of Curse Free card

by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also Chase Sapphire

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should be, it’s the same curse as in Anne Rice’s Beauty series.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t what that means, but I’m now officially skurred.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

skurred? is that the same as skunked? /scratches head

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a deliberate mispronunciation of “scared.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was trying to be funny for once…. _

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no. That’s on me. I didn’t catch it. To be honest, “skurred” is a Memphis accent, and “skeered” would be the closer Alabama accent. I don’t know what came over me.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘Skurred’ does have a lot of Elvis in it.

by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/leers at the elvis costume poking out of the closet

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you didn’t read the Beauty series as a 12-year-old?

It’s three volumes about the release of Sleeping Beauty and her subsequent sexual enslavement by Prince Charming and his pansexual kingdom where S&M is the cornerstone of society.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t start reading fiction until high school. When I was 12, I pretty much exclusively read nonfiction, mostly science and history.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to Beauty after Valley of Horses and then to Norman Mailer’s Ancient Evenings where I was delighted to learn more about male-male sodomy.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to say I saw a duckie and a horsie. But I changed my mind.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought everyone kept that in their dorm as bathroom reading.

by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how to react to kindness. thank you?

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by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You cursed me. Try that.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always curse the ones who show me affection. Ask my mother.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday!

/sends belated e-card to get half-credit for remembering late

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

leading Grant in happy birthdays 3-1.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly I’m more valuable.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 31, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PERSON!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 31, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EP!

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by goGSW24 on Oct 31, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday!

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants have been pretty good at coming back after losses

especially in the post-season. still feeling good about tonight.

/pukes

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 31, 2010 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

The last time they lost two in a row was the San Diego series.

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by El Person on Oct 31, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

I had been thinking about this. They’ve rebounded well after tough losses. Unfortunately, Burrell and Posey have looked sorta ridiculous at the plate. They need to get out of their slump.

by Every6thDay on Oct 31, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why did Posey look ridiculous at the plate? He had a near home run his first AB (and I think he got walked, right?), a single in another, and that one against O’Day, he battled from 0-2 to 3-2 before striking out.

by belilaugh on Oct 31, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

And O’Day threw pretty much the perfect 3-2 pitch. Too close to take, but too far outside to make good contact on.

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by jponry on Oct 31, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

What?

Buster seemed to be the guy that saw Lewis the best out of everyone. And that 3-2 pitch was just nasty.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 31, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am thinking about the first two games more than last night, to be sure,

where he and Burrell both were taking and swinging through some very hittable pitches.

by Every6thDay on Oct 31, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everything's bigger in Texas

Especially today’s battery. Tommy Hunter throwing to Bengie Molina may be the fattest pitcher/ catcher combination in history.

The Giants can hit this guy.

by biff pocoroba on Oct 31, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Freak Out

I don’t understand the freak out about last night’s game at all. Sanchez wasn’t great but he also wasn’t as bad as we’ve seen him. We gave up two home runs in a bandbox. They gave up two home runs. The difference? Runners on base. Meh. We’ve seen that Giants game before.

Anyone who though that the Giants were going to win 4 consecutive post-season games is smoking crack. Anyone who thought they’d win 5 consecutive games is certifiable. The Giants have done well in the post-season after a loss.

They’re not a lock for this game at all but they’ve got more of a chance against Hunter than Colby Lewis. The Giants have to get into the Ranger’s bullpen earlier than last night and MadBum has to try to go 6 innings and keep it close.

by OrangePalm on Oct 31, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

I'll try to be optimistic too

Giants didn’t use Casilla, Romo, Lopez or Wilson last night, so if they get a lead, we have all the bullpen we need rested and ready tonight. Can’t ask for more than that.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it’s a mix of optimism and realism. I’m a lurker here (and have been for quite a few years). Last night’s game wasn’t a blowout and pretty much what you’d expect facing a team with their backs to a 3-0 hole.

As you said, the main arms in the bullpen are rested and last night’s bullpen was really very good in some tough at-bats.

The only thing that concerned me about last night was the Ranger’s closer. The kid’s got a heck of an arm and none of the Giants got close to seeing him. If Texas are ahead in the 9th of a close game, I’m not as optimistic as I was against the Braves or Philly of an upset.

by OrangePalm on Oct 31, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Feliz looked very good last night on 8 days rest. Not wild at all.

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by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was really hoping for a Holland

but I think the Giants have used their quota on that kind of thing for the WS.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, I think they’ve definitely ridden their luck for that. Holland against the Yankees was pretty good so that’s more what I expect when he shows up in Arlington. Of course, if he walks someone all hell is going to break loose.

I think the key here is Washington’s bullpen management. He really lucked out last night with O’Day against Posey. That was one pitch away from turning the game into a total crapshoot. He’s been well behind the game in each World Series game so far.

If a Texas bullpen pitcher breaks down, I haven’t seen any evidence yet that they’re going to have someone up quickly enough to stem the bleeding.

by OrangePalm on Oct 31, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

As Chili David once said of Doc Gooden,

“He ain’t God, man.”

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by owlcroft on Oct 31, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's definitely a silver lining

when Mota was warming up in the 3rd, or whatever it was, I started worrying about that. Guapo at least ate the middle innings up.

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, Mota did pretty well last night. He seemed to be shaking off Posey a bit at the start but they got on the same page.

by OrangePalm on Oct 31, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And RamRam, Affeldt and Romo were all great

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by Giantsfan4life on Oct 31, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least we didn’t get blown out. We’re still in a good position here

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 31, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a pretty healthy view of last night’s game. What got me wasn’t Moreland’s homerun (and certainly not Hamilton’s) but walking Molina. I mean, damn.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

that which is unnatural and must not be repeated

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they really have to do this again today? How ‘bout a nice rain delay for a week or two… rest their arms, my ulcer, and the Mr.’s liver….

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by Merope on Oct 31, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

To drag this on? No way, I wouldn’t be able to handle it.

by pwoper on Oct 31, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

No thank you

I’m afraid that another week of this would turn the rest of my hair totally gray.

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by nvsfg on Oct 31, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still feel sick from yesterday.
I’d just like a day for my heart rate to return to normal and stomach to stop churning.

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by Merope on Oct 31, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not gonna happen

until the series is over. Not for me, anyway. Off-days are almost worse.

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by EliminateMe on Oct 31, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Friday was okay… but IF Tuesday is an off day… I’ll be spending it stressing out over preparations for driving in to the City on Wednesday.

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by Merope on Oct 31, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC.
My so-called “life” is on hold for this series.

I am going to die.

by The Enchanter on Oct 31, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am buying the Blu-Ray of The Pacific on Tuesday.

I would like all baseball to be done by that evening.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we’ll win tonight. I’m not super-confident or arrogant about it, but I like our chances.

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by rotorueter on Oct 31, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

ATTENTION

Do not GIS “Aaron Rowand shirtless.” It’s mainly that one picture of Burrell pumping iron and some weird group shot of various Yankees topless.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 31, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the most disappointing thing I’ve seen all day.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I thought of Aaron Rowand yesterday when I saw this car parked outside the back entrance of AT&T park yesterday:

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 31, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha! Cool.

I always imagined Rowand’s tag would read something like “GRTYVET.”

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

IMPOOPN

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by EliminateMe on Oct 31, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone told me that that’s FP’s car.

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by kdl on Oct 31, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

really?! cool :)

He was at Public House at that time so that would make sense.

I regret not leaving a little note on the windshield with hearts and smilies on it.

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 31, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re so adorable. :) ♥

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by kdl on Oct 31, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FP drives a Chevy Malibu? (that’s what it looks like)

thought he was all baller-former-MLB-player-BMW-drivin’

by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a Chevy SUV.

I am not positive it’s his car. Just what I heard. I do know it is not Aaron Rowand’s car.

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by kdl on Oct 31, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

FP is kinda an asshole on his radio show. after the win Thursday, we went up 2-0, and im driving 3 hours down to monterey, so i listened for awhile… if someone didnt agree with him, he’d cut off their call and be like “you make no sense man”. then he’d be all “if you wanna call in, dont be stupid. speaking of stupid, theres alot of that going around in the streets around the ballpark.”

i was just like wtf?

by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha :)

Dear Frank Paul,

I love watching you on tv and I think you’re really cool and would you say my name on the radio sometime??!!!! THANKS!

ps. I like your hair :) ♥ And also, I think you look cute in pink shirts!!

pps. GO GIANTS!

♥ GiantsBabe

/FP immediately calls 911 to report this

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 31, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

FP would either 1. think he has a secret admirer and get all giddy, or 2. freak out calling 911

im betting on 2.

by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 31, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/slowly inches away from GiantsBabe

I am officially scared o_o

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont think she is the type of stalker who would harm her target.

scare them to death with love, maybe

by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

just because she wouldn’t harm her target doesn’t mean she won’t harm the people AROUND her target…

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t be scared.

YET

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 31, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok that’s reassuring….wait…what’s that three letter word mean? y-e-t? /gulp

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's ok

You’ll live…

/cries

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

by baetown415 on Oct 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/throws tissue box

cry baby

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best part of this is imagining TheLetter googling “Aaron Rowand shirtless.”

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by goGSW24 on Oct 31, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, it’s Sunday, I’m bored. I don’t have to explain myself to you!

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXPLAIN YOURSELF

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 31, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAGE!!!!!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 31, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the kind of reply my son gave at 17

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by Rolfyboy on Oct 31, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was googling "Aaron Rowand shirtless"?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. Doing research for Home Runs and Western Suns?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 31, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny you should mention it — I set a goal to have the fourth chapter done this afternoon. I’m want to finish this thing soon.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooo! Looking forward to this chapter!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 31, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Incidentally, do you know where a really good vinyl record store is in San Francisco proper?

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t really been vinyl shopping in the city (I need to change that, though; I need new records), but I keep hearing a lot about Amoeba.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 31, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends what you want, but you probably want Amoeba. Aquarius for new indie/noise.

by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amoeba is amazing.

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by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where would Nate Schierholtz find a good Art Blakey album? Somewhere with a credible jazz selection.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a jazz guy, but Amoeba’s jazz section seems pretty big.

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by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d probably be able to find it at Amoeba

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by jponry on Oct 31, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right then. Thanks.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

only a reissue for sure, though

If he were digging for old Blue Note wax, he’d probably be in the stacks at someplace like Groove Yard in Oakland. It’s a weird and dingy place, and he’d probably have an in with the owner, who is even weirder and dingier.

by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

also: which Art Blakey album?

I am really partial to the rabbit-chewed Three Blind Mice LP I inherited from a buddy’s mother. Yeah, it’s UA and not Blue Note, but screw collector’s anyway. What a great LP.

by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking Night in Tunisia, but is that what a jazz aficionado like Schierholtz would want?

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure. He’ll be buying it for the title track because he loves Dizzy Gillespie. Just think of where that will take the story.

by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the cut of your jib.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t feel like I hate Texas enough. I hated Atlanta and their horrible chop chant, we won. I despised Philadelphia and their brutish fans with awful signs, we won.

Texas is just, meh.

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 31, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

And I love their toast.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by nvsfg on Oct 31, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love their tea!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 31, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try to focus on George and Laura Bush in the crowd

‎"I don't know what you're talking about," Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."

by webatomic on Oct 31, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's a good start.

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 31, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe these will help you

1) I Hate Texas

2) Why I Hate Texas

3) Hell, There is Even a Facebook Page

4) And finally, a Google search generates 13 million response to the question “Why I Hate Texas”

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by nvsfg on Oct 31, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s also
http://www.fuckthesouth.com/

one of my favorite annotated rants.

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by Merope on Oct 31, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take this at its face value as satire.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rooting for the Giants

…but if Texas wins, my only consolation will be the thought of thousands of Bay Area liberals gnashing their teeth at another Bush victory.

by Grizzlie Antagonist on Oct 31, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is kind of harsh and douchey

by capn on Oct 31, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

you surely live up to your name huh

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by jponry on Oct 31, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So lame.

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by kdl on Oct 31, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

the bay area liberals are facing a lousy tuesday, so an excellent sunday and monday are in order

by justhangin on Oct 31, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TROLL

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by groug on Oct 31, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really doubt anyone will gnash their teeth for that reason.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I would be really annoyed with the whole antler/claw thing, but I can’t get worked up about it.

by pwoper on Oct 31, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps because . . .

. . . they all look so half-hearted and perfunctory about it—like they’re actually embarrassed but don’t know how to stop.

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by owlcroft on Oct 31, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just pretend we’re playing the cowboys.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 31, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know...

I just think of the “underhanded” blocking of Cuban to purchase the group, the bankruptcy, and the MLB bailout allowing them to even be in this position to begin with…

Not only do I hate them, they should not even be here in the first place (for reals)…

by BSJ on Oct 31, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate their TEXAS then RANGERS chant separately

its the same as the Dallas Stars chant and I hate that team

by hautecouture on Oct 31, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh is THAT what that was? I was wondering if there was some sort of riot going on.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go on the George W. angle. Unless he does it for you, then try another option, like the fact it’s Texas.

Honestly, I don’t hate the Rangers myself. Of course, I didn’t hate the Phillies either, so I can’t even blame myself in a silly-baseball-superstition way. I did just knock on wood though.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

texas really didn't impress me last night

other than their starting pitcher(already forgot his name). I’m not too worried about the Giants. They always seem to find crafty, torturous ways to win.

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 31, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

The positives:

  • We haven’t lost two games in a row for weeks. This is a very resilient team.
  • It’s Halloween, and the main colors for Halloween are orange and black. The Giants colors are orange and black. Gotta mean something good.
  • Madison Bumgarner never had Bengie Molina as his battery mate this season, so I don’t think he’s going to have the same weird issue throwing strikes to him that Timmy and Dirty seemed to have.
  • Tommy Hunter is eminently beatable.
  • The negatives:

  • Tommy Hunter is exactly the sort of pitcher who goes 7 innings against the Giants, gives up four hits and one run.
  • Neftali Feliz looks pretty nasty when his team has the lead and he needs to get a three-out save.
  • "I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

    by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

    We haven’t lost two games in a row for weeks.

    So you’re saying we’re due?

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    by Soulbrother16 on Oct 31, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Funny how those kinds of things can be manipulated.

    He hasn’t given up a homerun in over 109 innings….

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    by Merope on Oct 31, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I get shades of 2000 Bobby Jones when I think of Tommy Hunter. Ugh. We better beat him.

    "What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

    by thebighead on Oct 31, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Is the “Neftali Feliz is nasty” negative cancelled out by the “Ron Washington bullpen management” positive?

    "Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

    by humm baby on Oct 31, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Not in the 9th. But Washington doesn’t look like he’s willing to really aggressively close down the game in the 8th inning by bringing in Feliz. If we see a late comeback from the Giants in a game, it’s going to be in the 7th or 8th.

    Feliz gave up a HR to the Rays in the post season but has been solid. He hasn’t blown a save since 8/13 and only gave up three hits in 11.1 innings in September. The kid’s legit.

    by OrangePalm on Oct 31, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

    He threw Uribe a high fastball to strike him out last night.

    I hope the same situation arises tonight. Prediction: Uribe will not strike out on that pitch.

    He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

    by gallo del cielo on Oct 31, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Are you sure? Feliz’s fastball is awfully nice.

    by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I found Washington’s bullpen management last night strange. I agreed with Buck and McCarver, which made me feel funny inside.

    I feel prickishly demanding!

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    by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

    It was a part of your soul dying.

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Why is it when I look at Tommy Hunter

    I see Bobby Jones?

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    by jctGamer on Oct 31, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

    The Bobby Jones game

    may have been the most disgusted I have ever felt as a Giants fan. I remember driving around the Richmond District listening to that game and feeling sick to my stomach.

    "I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

    by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I had to watch that game with a Mets fan from work. You think you had a miserable time?

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    by jctGamer on Oct 31, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I was operating a vehicle at the time. It was a dangerous situation for everyone living out on the Avenues.

    "I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

    by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I was at Shea. Horrible.

    by Evan on Oct 31, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

    That game didn’t bother me as I figured the Giants were toast after losing the previous two games in such awful fashion. It was the proverbial Dead Man Walking Game

    by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 31, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

    LOL just posted the same above. It’s all I can think about when I see him.

    "What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

    by thebighead on Oct 31, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I was just going to post this. Makes me want to vomit just thinking about it.

    Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...

    by AngelWillSaveUs on Oct 31, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

    LOL PANICKY N00BS

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    by satyricrash on Oct 31, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

    I know, right? I’m over it. Onward and upward.

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    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

    We certainly didn't roll over yesterday

    Sanchy wasn’t NLCS Game 6/meltdown awful. Cody went deep. We had a few opportunities. Pen was pretty good. This is baseball after all and was an absolute must-win for The Rangers. We’ve lost 1 out of 3 to the AL champions in their park by a score of 4-2. It certainly wasn’t 9-0. This is baseball and we kick ass.

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    by webatomic on Oct 31, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

    I figured if we were gonna struggle, it was going to be the first game in TX-what with the hometown crowd and all at a fever pitch-so I just wished for us to not embarrass ourselves so I didn’t have to endure a weekend of "see, the Giants just got lucky/are a fluke/can’t compete against the AL and whatever barbs the dipshit patrol decided to heap upon us. I’m grateful for the 4-2 score because this means our pitching was fairly good (otherwise it coulda been 13-0) and we were able to get a couple hits/runs so at least it wasn’t a shut out. I’m optimistic we can pull off 1 win in TX, just hoping for a treat on Halloween! :)

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I hope that my greatest concern tonight . . .

    is how to watch the Giants on my front-room TV (the only one I have) while ignoring trick-or-treaters, who tend to come to my door even though all outside lights are off and the blinds are drawn.

    Prediction: 5 runs will be adequate for victory. Now, which team will score those 5 runs?

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    by gallo del cielo on Oct 31, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

    LOL NY

    Nobody goes door to door anymore here. They bring their kids to stores. Too dangerous.

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    by rxmeister on Oct 31, 2010 11:41 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

    or there’s this new thing called “Trick-or-Trunk”, where people park their cars in a school/park/church parking lot and kids go car to car trick-or-treating

    it’s just tragic :(

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    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

    They did that in my area when I was a kid decades ago. Particularly when Halloween falls on Sunday and the god-fearing don’t go out trick or treating. More candy for me, I say!

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    by can of corn on Oct 31, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

    really? wow, I had never heard of it til I drove by some kind of community gathering place (I can’t remember) the other day that had a huge banner advertising it. still a bit depressing if I were still of trick-or-treating age.

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

    no such thing as a trick-or-treating age limit yo. I’ve had some seniors trick-or-treat on my block…it’s really funny because they’re all smiles

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Cocaines a helluva drug.

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

    didn’t you get the memo? It’s all about vicodine now

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    hard to keep up with the times. i thought we were still on heroin

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

    nah heroin is SOO 2009. Vicodine is where it’s at

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Spelled: vicodin, a trademark. But kids just do generic hydrocodone, I bet.

    by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

    eh, I have a large supply of Oxycontin on my hands and I’m trying to market it as the new “Wonder Drug” so far it ain’t working

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Give Limbaugh a call.

    by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

    oxy is hillbilly heroin. i had a friend who went down on that shit

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Now that I don’t trick-or-treat anymore, and I don’t have kids, I forget that it’s even Halloween. Last night, I drove through a residential neighborhood near my house and wondered why there was so much traffic. It hit me that several of the side streets had been closed off, making them pedestrian’ only for trick-or-treaters and their parents. I thought it was a splendid idea. It seemed like something out of another era.

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    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

    “Toothbrushes and dental floss”

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    by Merope on Oct 31, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

    “This lovely tote bag with your donation at the $75 level.”

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    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I’ve been worrying about this for a while. When the teenagers come around, they can get pretty belligerent if no one answers the door. But I can’t chance the bad mojo by giving out NO candy.

    by gaylordp on Oct 31, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Too late now I suppose, but I usually give away light sticks. You can buy them in bulk, they’ll store for the next year and it seems like every age likes them. We only get maybe 3 or 4 kids per year though so for me it’s worth it.

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    by Merope on Oct 31, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

    We get 250 or so. And we do the full-size candy bars. Because we’re cool.

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    by can of corn on Oct 31, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

    that is awesome. i wish i was a kid in your neighborhood!

    by shaggingflyballs on Oct 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Do you have any idea

    how that makes you look?

    Not to mention being both un-Giants and un-San Francisco.

    "It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

    by Rolfyboy on Oct 31, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

    He's just ignoring the children

    I’m sure afterwards he’ll put on his bondage gear and fishnet stockings and go have sex in public while snorting poppers left and right.

    Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

    by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    nah

    I don’t even think he/she lives in SF, which makes the comment even better.

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    by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I now live on the 3rd floor of an apartment building

    Will they not ring my doorbell or do I have to have scalding hot water ready regardless?

    Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

    by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

    BTW

    It seems Suri Cruise WILL be available to pitch Game 7.

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    by satyricrash on Oct 31, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

    I'm worried about her blister though

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    by webatomic on Oct 31, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

    More guts than stuff.

    Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

    by rotorueter on Oct 31, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

    somewhere i have never travelled, gladly beyond
    any experience,your eyes have their silence:
    in your most frail gesture are things which enclose me,
    or which i cannot touch because they are too near

    your slightest look will easily unclose me
    though i have closed myself as fingers,
    you open always petal by petal myself as Spring opens
    (touching skilfully,mysteriously)her first rose

    or if your wish be to close me, i and
    my life will shut very beautifully ,suddenly,
    as when the heart of this flower imagines
    the snow carefully everywhere descending;
    nothing which we are to perceive in this world equals
    the power of your intense fragility:whose texture
    compels me with the color of its countries,
    rendering death and forever with each breathing

    (i do not know what it is about you that closes
    and opens;only something in me understands
    the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses)
    nobody,not even the rain,has such small hands
    e.e. cummings

    ‎"I don't know what you're talking about," Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."

    by webatomic on Oct 31, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

    So, both this football game

    And the World Series are on public radio here in the UK. The football is horrible, as I’m
    sure you can all see, and is made worse by having British announcers. It’s like having Americans talking about soccerball! Can you imagine if that happened?

    Anyway, the baseball is tremendous, even if I am very sleepy the next day at work. Also, I’m an A’s fan, very much been rooting for the Giants since the start of the playoffs. Would like them to wrap this up soon, though, so I don’t get fired for falling asleep at my desk

    I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.

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    by bobnothing on Oct 31, 2010 11:27 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

    I actually kind of want to watch the British broadcast.

    Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

    by El Person on Oct 31, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Of the football game, that is. Terrible football deserves terrible broadcasters.

    Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

    by El Person on Oct 31, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

    We just don’t know any better. I had to sit through american coverage of the World Cup through very gritted teeth.

    by Deleuzian on Oct 31, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Advice for Trick or Treating Please!

    Option 1) MLB postseason TV package on the iPad with concomittant Buck and McCarver dreck, but with live images of game

    Option 2) Transistor radio

    Option 3) Convince my kids that Haloween was postponed for one week

    by capn on Oct 31, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

    Or option 4) Tell them Halloween’s on Tuesday, and you’re trying something new, where instead of getting free candy, you participate in democracy.

    And then take them to the dentist. It’s funnier that way.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

    THE DENTIST??? oh you are a cruel cruel man.

    But I would advocate just bribing them with a bag of candy from Costco. Costco is the answer to everything XD

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Option 5 ) Halloween was last night. Just ask Fox, Texas, Virginia and Louisiana.

    Too bad for them if they missed it. They should have marked their calendars.

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    by nvsfg on Oct 31, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I don’t mind observing Halloween on a Saturday. It’s easier than having to corral sugar-injected kids on a school night — before a Monday, no less. And having been a kid not all that long ago, I’d rather have spent all Saturday night trick-or-treating than have to curtail the evening and go to school the next day.

    I guess blaming we crazy, inbred hicks for our wacky morals makes for a better story, but there’s a very practical side to the Saturday observance that has nothing to do with someone’s spirituality.

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    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

    only plus to school on Monday after Halloween Sunday? teachers can plan “movie day” while the kids come down from a night of mainlining sugar products, it’s almost like getting a paid day off!

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

    TL2

    It has been a little touchy here on the board over the last few days, so I apologize if my comments offended you. Your wit and humor bring a lot to McC.

    IIRC, you live in the southern area of the US. My parents were from southern Indiana, and I now live in one of the areas in the US with the some of the most conservative, anti government folks in the country. My comments are not directed at “crazy, inbred hicks” or anything of the sort.

    Practicality should always win out. Please remember that spirituality and religion are two very different things. Spirituality has everything to with a person’s belief in a higher power and the individual’s connection with their deity, whomever or whatever that is. Religion most often has to do with man’s interpretations of Gods will and rules. Once people get involved, that is where it starts to get messy.

    / raised as a southern Baptist, reformed once I was allowed to use my own brain

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    by nvsfg on Oct 31, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I’m not angry with you, nothing of the sort. And I understand you weren’t trying to demonize anyone. I treasure reasonable discussion above nearly anything else.

    I haven’t traveled extensively in this country, but I’ve broadened my horizons significantly over the last year or so, especially with trips to the Midwest and to California. And I came back with a different perspective on this nation. No longer do I immediately make fun of people from other regions, because I understand better than ever that their regionalisms are just as important to them as mine are to me.

    That’s what I was objecting to — this flippant, “Well, it’s the South” repartee that I hear so often. And why? Doesn’t it bother all of you when people say, in that condescending tone, “Well, it’s San Francisco”?

    That’s what I’m trying to point out. In the same way that you bristle when people make liberal/gay/marijuana/wine snob/Pelosi jokes, assuming those characteristics describe every single person in the region, I get annoyed by the red state/religious/uneducated/Bush jokes.

    It’s too easy to make that joke. Why not try to better understand the people we so easily look down upon? There are agnostics in Texas and Tea Partiers in California. I should hope the most extreme views don’t speak for the entire region.

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    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

    So if you’re from a different region, but don’t cling to it’s stereotypical beliefs then youre okay?

    by Bill Palmer on Oct 31, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

    And with that, he gave up.

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    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

    and if you’re from flyover country and buy into limited government and God (but not man-made rules, I agree), what is that?

    by Bill Palmer on Oct 31, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

    i think it’s a conversation for a non-baseball site. i could be wrong, though.

    by shaggingflyballs on Oct 31, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

    it is

    and reading TL2 is always interesting. I wasn’t jumping his sh*t. It seems on this site though that it’s cool make certain kinds of gratuitous slams since that’s what is hip. So I’m crying foul from that perspective. But I’m not like this dufus on here last night pressing the point ad nauseum. Just bored too.

    by Bill Palmer on Oct 31, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Thanks…and I totally agree. I’m from Southern CA, not from the City but currently live in Northern-Northern California (read Northern NV) . I have lived in many of the western US States, but as I really enjoy history, I love the eastern and southeastern US.

    At some point we should continue this conversation in a less volitile environment.

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    by nvsfg on Oct 31, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

    That would be a fine idea.

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    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

    That’s crazy talk. Why put off tomorrow what can moderate pointless rosterbation today?

    Anyhow, in re

    Doesn’t it bother all of you when people say, in that condescending tone, "Well, it’s San Francisco"?
    No, it doesn’t. Because as a general rule, they’re either right (why, yes, we as a town do vote the straight [D] ticket), or whatever they have said is so stupid it’s laughable (like the hot shirtless boy that one Rangers fan posted for some reason).

    by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

    1) and 2) both.

    Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

    by El Person on Oct 31, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Can you be Cained in football?

    Because that’s what the Niners seem to be trying to do.

    by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

    Nope, the niners are just being their usual niner-selves

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Game 6

    I know everybody’s kind of thinking that no matter what happens, we’ll be okay in Game 6 when Matt pitches but I do not want a Game 6. Bad things sometimes happen in Game 6. Game 6 also puts you one game closer to Game 7. I want this thing over with at the end of Game 5

    by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 31, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

    I feel the same.
    The Mr. got “just in case” tickets for Wednesday, I really don’t want to go, hell I don’t even want to think about going.

    JUST WIN NOW DAMMMMIT!!!

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    by Merope on Oct 31, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I can deal with a game 6 as long as it is 3-2 good guys. Can’t take two elimination games…

    by capn on Oct 31, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

    But the closer you get to 7, the chances increase that the Giants could lose and the chances my blood pressure gets higher and higher and higher. We should all know how there are no sure things in Game 6 no matter whose pitching. There’s too much history out there of teams rallying from 3-2 deficits

    by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 31, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

    This has probably been mentioned before, but I saw this on Lookout Landing:

    Two years ago, every single position player in the Giants’ starting lineup was playing for some other team (including Posey, which is kind of cheating and kind of not). Meanwhile, four of their five starting pitchers have been around since 2007, and the other just came out of their own system. Quick, try and figure out what the Giants have struggled to do well in recent years.

    Where were they two years ago?

    Buster Posey: Tallahassee, mostly. Also 7 games in Scottsdale and 3 in Salem-Keizer.
    Aubrey Huff: Baltimore
    Freddy Sanchez: Pittsburgh
    Edgar Renteria: Detroit
    Juan Uribe: Chicago
    Pat Burrell: Philadelphia
    Andres Torres: Des Moines
    Cody Ross: Miami

    Wow.

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    by El Person on Oct 31, 2010 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

    somewhere, Mat LoLatos is foaming at the mouth

    I ♥ our mercenaries!

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

    you know

    if the Giants win two more games, you will start hearing an awful lot of “they cheated the game by buying a pennant” from Oakland/Portland/Anchorage.

    May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

    "What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

    "Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

    by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

    now where did I put that rat’s ass I keep for just these occasions? /pats self down
    if we win 2 more games -let ’em talk, it will all just sound like adults in a Charlie Brown cartoon to me! Wa-wa, wa, wa, wa, wahh!

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

    when you type it, it sounds more like cry-babies ;)

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

    IKR, adults in the Charlie Brown world don’t translate well on the interwebz, kinda like CJ WIlsons tweets….

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Is it okay to fantasize about him again, or do I have to wait until after the Series?

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

    wait until after the series, but only if we win =P

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

    you dirty little monkey! it was the blister that did it for you, wasn’t it ;)

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

    No, no. I’m not into that. It’s just…man, he’s handsome, you know? And he’s pretty smart. I like a lot about him.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

    but Letter, HIS HAIR?! it’s all unruly and shaggy, doesn’t that drive you bonkers?

    meh, too pretty 4 me, certainly not enough batshit crazy in his head

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Oh, I’m going to get raked over the coals for this hypocrisy, but I like his hair. It works for him.

    And I love teh pretty. And the sanity. The man’s on a roll.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

    aw, Letter….you are a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma
    but I luvz ya anyway! :)

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Thanks. I try to be as uncomplicated as possible, but I guess it doesn’t always work.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

    being uncomplicated is boring, besides, we’re Giants fans, we welcome and embrace the strange and unusual ;)

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

    CHASM NO DOES WORK OBER DA INTERWEBZZZ!

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Anchorage?

    "I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

    by Soulbrother16 on Oct 31, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

    too plausible?

    Nuuk?
    Reykjavik?

    May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

    "What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

    "Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

    by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I love to say “Reykjavik.” What a fun word.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Also, it’s 7:17 p.m. in Reykjavik, if anyone’s interested.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Nikolai: It is freezing too cold in Reykjavik. It is freezing too cold
    in Helsinki. It is freezing too cold in Gstaad. Why must every American
    President bound out of an automobile like as at a yacht club, while in com…
    George: Comparison.
    Nikolai: Comparison, our leader looks like… I don’t even know what
    word is.
    Sam Frumpy?
    Nikolai: I don’t know what “frumpy” is, but onomatopoetically, sounds
    right.

    Sam: It’s hard not to like a guy who doesn’t know ‘frumpy,’ but knows
    ‘onomatopoeia.’

    by Every6thDay on Oct 31, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I loved that whole subplot. It’s been a while since I saw “Enemies Foreign and Domestic,” but I remember it as a pretty strong episode, building toward “Posse Comitatus.”

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I had the same question because I live in Anchorage. I was kind of confused.

    I feel prickishly demanding!

    I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

    by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Wait, Anchorage?

    I feel prickishly demanding!

    I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

    by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Cardiac ICU

    Don't get it?
    Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

    by Merope on Oct 31, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Seeing as I work in one of those as it is, I don’t really see it as much of a vacation…

    by capn on Oct 31, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Not for you, but I have been able to feel my heart rate racing like crazy, sometimes I wonder if I should go to the doctor. It won’t even calm down through deep breathing or yoga, but it’s only on game days.

    Don't get it?
    Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

    by Merope on Oct 31, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

    i think i could lose my license for commenting on this, but I think you need to drink more

    by capn on Oct 31, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

    booze>yoga everytime!

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I don't follow why we'd rather have Ishikawa in the line-up over Pablo.

    I will say that I don’t feel comfortable with Huff in the outfield, so if it is about improving defense and adding a left-handed bat to replace Burrell, I think you add Nate and keep Huff at first and Pablo at DH.

    by ErodCal on Oct 31, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions  

    This to me is the deciding game.

    If they win…it’s a huge 3-1 advantage with two of the remaining 3 games at home and…Matt Cain.

    If they lose, it’s tied up with Cliff Lee pitching tomorrow night and even though that’s not an automatic win for the Rangers(see game 1), you have to believe that the dominant Cliff Lee will return to the mound possibly giving the series edge to the Rangers.

    While the Giants do indeed still have the last two at home, the pressure will be heavy on a team full of free swingers. I don’t like those odds and I’m not comfortable with Johnny Boy pitching either.

    I really do think that this is it, although if this postseason has taught us anything so far it’s that anything can happen, but I’d rather trust logic.

    by Dustructo on Oct 31, 2010 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

    Tonight’s game is huge. That’s why I’m so nervous.

    I feel prickishly demanding!

    I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

    by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Would anyone mind if I ask 2 questions?

    Thanks.
    A. Is part of our problem that 2 issues are being blurred and combined: 1) should Burrell sit; and, 2) who should DH?
    My take: Ishi has looked good to me for spot appearances this year but I’m not into the statistical analysis like most of you.
    B. Forgetting the righty/lefty issues, and acknowledging that Pablo looks better from the left, would it still be better – if he is to get another chance – to do it against Lee, who throws strikes? See Baggs: nobody could hit the pitches he’s been swinging at. Didn’t Uribe become a folk hero when Lee threw him strikes?

    by Bill Palmer on Oct 31, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

    I thought Uribe hit that off the reliever?

    by belilaugh on Oct 31, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

    True

    He seemed to get into a groove earlier, avoiding the wild swings at stuff way out of the zone. Then he got a 2-0 account against the reliever. If he knows a strike is coming, he can hit it. If Sandoval could ever wait for a sure stikre, he might hit it. That’s what Lee throws. And he gave up a walk last game – he’s seething, and won’t do it again.

    by Bill Palmer on Oct 31, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Put in Ish for Pablo. DH Huff, Ish at 1B. Burrell down to 7th in batting order.

    Game blouses.

    by JSing on Oct 31, 2010 12:10 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

    ha ha ha ha! :D

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I’d be delighted to hear him say this, early and often.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Happy Halloween, Happy World Series Day, happy birthday to Grant, and good day to all my peeps who are hung over from last night!

    Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

    by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 31, 2010 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

    I think it’s a joke

    Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
    "Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

    by jponry on Oct 31, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Nice job last night

    Read the thread today. Gezzus. Hope you get paid a lot – dealing with whosis was real torture.

    by Bill Palmer on Oct 31, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

    But....

    NATIONAL LEAGUE BROone

    We don’t have to pitch 57 times a year against offensive juggernauts like the Mariners and the A’s. Jack Cust would be the best hitter in the National League. Period.

    by JSing on Oct 31, 2010 12:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

    Wow, the Cowboys are getting CRUSHED at home by the Jags

    I don’t know if this is a good sign or a bad one. I wonder if the “one of our teams wins, the other loses on the same day” corollary is in operation for Dallas area teams. Hope not.

    "I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

    by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2010 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

    niners arnt getting blown out. that might be a worse sign for us. when other bay area teams win we do poorly

    "Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

    Ted Williams: .406 1941
    Gary Brown: .438 2010

    by operation carrot on Oct 31, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

    one can only hope they lose in spectacularly heartbreaking fashion by an INT where the Broncos run it in for a TD and then at the last possible moment Broncos score a FG
    COME ON NINERS, DO IT FOR THE GIANTS!!!

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

    49ers just took the lead

    Giants will lose tonight. FML…. I wonder if the Warriors will lose now too.

    by saint.dee on Oct 31, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

    the 49ers cant do anything right

    by haroldansivakumar on Oct 31, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Not panicked... but

    I know only 3 games have been played, but with the loss last night, I think there is a very specific way in which the rest of the series plays out, with little variance:

    1) The Rangers win game 5. Lee, at home, against Lincecum. We needed to beat Lee at least 1 time in this series, and we have. We have already exceeded expectations in this area.

    2) The Giants win game 6: They’ll either be up 3-2 or down 2-3 at that point. Cain, the home field energy, xFIP, back to “clownball”, for whatever reason, they win this game.

    So I have the Giants and Rangers penciled in for 1 more win each. This leaves games 4 and 7 as complete, roll the dice crap shoots. Win tonight, and the series is over, IMO. Lose tonight, and we deal with the crap shoot that is game 7.

    I agree with what some others have said here. If the Giants win tonight, make game 5 a bullpen game. And if the Rangers beat both Cain and Lincecum, in SF, with clownball for games 6 and 7, tip your cap.

    by BSJ on Oct 31, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

    OT post what you are for halloween/pic

    I was captain america

    "Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

    Ted Williams: .406 1941
    Gary Brown: .438 2010

    by operation carrot on Oct 31, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

    BILLY MAYS HERE

    I R 5

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Oct 31, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I was Tim Lincecum

    my excuse to buy a world series jersey haha

    by we want foyle on Oct 31, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Shaggy from Scooby-Doo

    Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

    by j14 on Oct 31, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Noiiice !

    Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

    by nvsfg on Oct 31, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Alice in Wonderland-complete with long blond wig!
     *I know,not original, but sorry, I’m broke & had to repurpose last years costume

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

    what were you the year before

    "Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

    Ted Williams: .406 1941
    Gary Brown: .438 2010

    by operation carrot on Oct 31, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

    :oP

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

    sorry, tired and slightly cranky “repurpose” was supposed to be “reuse” :)

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I was a coloring book

    "He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

    t's Posey time!!

    Screw you Flannery.

    by sanfrankid on Oct 31, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

    prefilled or did you let people draw on you

    "Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

    Ted Williams: .406 1941
    Gary Brown: .438 2010

    by operation carrot on Oct 31, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I made the book and traced pictures on there. It was an ABC coloring book and I work at a school doing afterschool care so I let all of the kids in Daycare color the pictures and then had them sign the back and which ones they colored. Then I added a huge GO GIANTS WORLD SERIES 2010 on there for kicks.

    "He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

    t's Posey time!!

    Screw you Flannery.

    by sanfrankid on Oct 31, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I’m my boyfriend and he’s me. I wore his clothes and he wore mine, plus makeup and a stuffed bra.

    BFVCE is the one on the right. Wearing the infamous Jaunty Shelled Mando shirt.

    Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

    by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 31, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

    That’s brilliant.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

    One of Natto’s finest moments.

    "I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

    by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

    awesome

    Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
    "Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

    by jponry on Oct 31, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

    awesome

    "Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

    Ted Williams: .406 1941
    Gary Brown: .438 2010

    by operation carrot on Oct 31, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Slacker college student.

    I'm still in the old thread.
    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 31, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

    my kids were Thing 1 and Thing 2

    Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
    Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

    by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

    thats hella cute

    "Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

    Ted Williams: .406 1941
    Gary Brown: .438 2010

    by operation carrot on Oct 31, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Love it.

    Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

    by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 31, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Aw

    That’s adorable.

    "He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

    t's Posey time!!

    Screw you Flannery.

    by sanfrankid on Oct 31, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

    D’aww.

    I'm still in the old thread.
    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 31, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I saw Thing 1 and Thing 2 last night, they were two very large women with those costumes on.

    "I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

    by Soulbrother16 on Oct 31, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Spiderweb.

    This makes sense when you learn that Mister Toddler is going as a spider, and my beautiful and talented wife as a fly.

    by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Overworked Nursing Student

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

    OT: New Cudi album

    Kid Cudi’s Man On The Moon II: The Legend of Mr. Rager leaked yesterday, has anyone else listened to it? It’s delicious.

    "Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

    by techsig12 on Oct 31, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

    Great...

    Prolonging the inevitable demise of Singletary. The day you learn Troy Smith is a better option than Alex Smith, is a day to rejoice and also a day to hang your head in shame.

    by JSing on Oct 31, 2010 12:52 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

    I may have spoke too soon. The 49ers may still blow this game yet. Go Giants.

    by JSing on Oct 31, 2010 12:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

    le sigh

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Oct 31, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

    whoa how did that happen?

    by capn on Oct 31, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

    My suggestion to you all

    is to start drinking heavily

    ‎"I don't know what you're talking about," Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."

    by webatomic on Oct 31, 2010 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

    I think you mean

    “continue”, not “start”

    "I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

    by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Playoff baseball linked to alcoholism

    "Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

    by techsig12 on Oct 31, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Giants baseball linked to cardiac arrest

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

    So, last night’s loss didn’t bother me as much as I would’ve expected. Far less than the previous three postseason losses.

    If they lose again tonight, on the other hand…

    Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
    Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

    by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

    last night was free. tonight is not.

    by capn on Oct 31, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

    If they lose tonight

    Then this site will be a collective breaking of glass on the red box, and pushing the red button.

    "I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

    by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

    And Lone Star Ball will celebrate with lascivious photographs of 12 year olds!

    Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
    Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

    by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

    wut

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Oct 31, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

    backstory

    http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/10/30/1784364/post-game-thread-giants-cant-catch-up-in-game-three#50797186

    Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
    Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

    by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

    well, then, we better start believing that that won’t happen, for the sake of all humanity then, right?

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

    However the Series goes, win or lose, I suspect we’ll all go crazy enough to break not only SBN, but the entire Internet, when it ends.

    Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
    Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

    by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

    However the Series goes, win or lose, I suspect we’ll all go crazy enough to break not only SBN, but the entire Internet, when it ends.

    Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
    Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

    by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

    actually, I think we're halfway there already

    The thread is already kinda hanging on me, even with only about 300 comments.

    Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
    Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

    by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

    you wear it well ;)

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

    also

    There’s now a Sporcle quiz on the Pirates’ lineups, 1991-2010. It’s just such a massive ball of fail that it’s sort of breathtaking.

    Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
    Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

    by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

    Rangers fans

    Was it me or were they kind of lame yesterday? Like they were sitting around waiting for kickoff. They even had those little rally rags and couldn’t figure out you’re supposed to wave them. And I don’t even want to start with the Cowgirls running around with Texas flags in the green area in Center Field whenever the Rangers hit home runs.

    by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 31, 2010 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

    The "We Believe" in the outfield poster annoyed me

    I’m sorry, the Golden State Warriors had a whole marketing campaign in the 07 playoffs with that slogan

    by we want foyle on Oct 31, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I don't blame them

    I blame Fox and their ludicrous constant split-screen shots of Texans biting towels, praying, holding their hands on their heads, etc.

    May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

    "What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

    "Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

    by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Someone should do a bit on the absurdity of praying for a sports team

    You could riff on the idea that God has to flip a coin to decide which team he will pick.

    by capn on Oct 31, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

    We should get Baseball Prospectus working on this

    by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 31, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t they do that in Philadelphia, too? Is it a home-team thing?

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

    don't remember it in SF games

    It’s almost like they’re afraid of what might be displayed on focused crowd shots.

    May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

    "What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

    "Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

    by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

    That’s always a risk. Here in Tuscaloosa — and this was several years ago — someone carried a big sign to a football game that read “CBS,” which was televising the game that day. Except, if the camera trained on him, he would unfold the sign to its full length: “Crazy Butt Sex.” I don’t know if he ever made it on camera or not.

    Live television is always a roll of the dice.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

    Roll Tide.

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    by Viliphied on Oct 31, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

    For me in the near future, it’s “Go Vols.”

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    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

    eew

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    by Viliphied on Oct 31, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I mean I’m moving from Tuscaloosa to Knoxville. I really really don’t have a dog in this fight. I can’t stand football.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

    One of the nvsfg jrs lives/goes to school in Nashville ( Vandy), TN does have the better colors ;-)

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    by nvsfg on Oct 31, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

    About the only things I know about Vandy are that is has a great geology department, and it’s home to a branch of the First Amendment Center.

    UT’s geology department is across the street from the building where I’ll work. I’m already daydreaming about the possibilities.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

    My daughter went to Vandy for the Civil Engineering School. In the top ten of US private universities (read: expensive) That child is making me poor even with the partial scholorship.

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    by nvsfg on Oct 31, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Vandy seems to be where all the smart kids in the South go. As opposed to Duke, which is where all the out-of-towners go. I’ve met quite a few smart bioengineers out of there.

    by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

    /polishes diploma from mid-size state university that was totally not Vandy

    I’m sorry. You were saying? :^)

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    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Middle Tennesee State

    go [mascot]s!

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    "Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

    by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Is that your alma mater? I knew a guy that went to MTSU.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

    no

    I just remember always being confused when I used to pay attention to the NCAA basketball tourney, there was MTSU, ETSU, and I forget how many other [x]TSU. McNeese? I forget them all and could never tell them apart.

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    "Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

    by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

    There are also a lot of members of the UT system, if I’m not mistaken. My university, Jacksonville State, is in the Ohio Valley Conference, so it seemed as through we were always playing some unheard-of branch of the University of Tennessee.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Ohio Valley? All the way down in Florida, which is neither is Ohio or the valley?

    "throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

    by LincecumFTK on Oct 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Little further north. Jacksonville, Alabama.

    But still nowhere near the Ohio Valley.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

    still that makes no sense, whatsoever. Silly Ohio Valley Conference people!

    "throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

    by LincecumFTK on Oct 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Here’s a map that illustrates our outlier status.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Is this why my brother’s MBA is from Duke? Hm.

    by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

    not quite to that level, but

    Back in the 90s, when TBS was broadcasting almost every Braves game, I brought this sign to a Giants-Braves game:

    Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
    Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

    by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

    rec’d for “Crazy Butt Sex” and “unrolled to its full length”

    by shaggingflyballs on Oct 31, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I like the smelling of the rally rag ritual

    ‎"I don't know what you're talking about," Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."

    by webatomic on Oct 31, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I don’t remember noticing any prayer at game 3 in Atlanta.

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    Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

    by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

    *someone making fun

    "Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

    by techsig12 on Oct 31, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I obviously was referring to others’ hateful use of the word. Though I do smoke one from time to time.

    "Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

    by techsig12 on Oct 31, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

    You and I are going to get along just fine.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I don't know why you're replying to me

    I’m blaming Fox for showing them constantly, I don’t really care what TX fans do. And I want to see their players, not their fans. I’d love to enjoy baseball that way.

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    "Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

    by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Well said.

    I feel prickishly demanding!

    I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

    by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I thought the sign that said “Thank the Lord for Josh Hamilton” was very thoughtful and creative.

    "I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

    by Soulbrother16 on Oct 31, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

    If I were a Rangers fan, I’d be thanking the Lord for Josh Hamilton too

    by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 31, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

    They would not be in the playoffs with Volquez instead.

    by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

    The Commissioner would have strongly suggested them to leave him off their roster.

    Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

    by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Jason Simontacchi

    Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in years. I like how SBN has a tag for his name too.

    by Natto on Oct 31, 2010 1:05 PM PDT reply actions  

    Fremont High School Graduate

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    "Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

    by jponry on Oct 31, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

    a little Giants fan fatalism for you

    You know who else Hunter reminds me of? Bobby Jones.

    Very similar in H/9, HR/9, K/9, BB/9, WHIP, ERA+. Jones was 11-6 in 2000; Hunter was 11-6 in 2000.

    Don’t yell at me, I already hate myself for thinking this. :(

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    by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I need to take the dog for a 4 hour walk

    ‎"I don't know what you're talking about," Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."

    by webatomic on Oct 31, 2010 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

    is that a euphamism?

    by capn on Oct 31, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Call your doctor.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

    hankschulman
      
    Just talked to Dave Campbell from ESPN. Says he watched tape of Burrell and said he’s way off mechanically, dipping shoulder, moving head…

    …biggest question around here today is whether Burrell will play.

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Oct 31, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

    boom

    Torres cf, F Sanchez 2b, Huff DH, Posey c, Ross lf, Uribe 3b, Ishikawa 1b, Renteria ss, Schierholtz rf, Bumgarner

    by TBRMKane on Oct 31, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

    Oh, good. Schierholtz AND Ishikawa.

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    by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

    ugh.

    YAY for panicked overreactions!

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    by Viliphied on Oct 31, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

    this is fine

    A defense-first lineup behind a pitcher who throws strikes. Not perfect, but fine.

    by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

    a defense first lineup in a bandbox

    ugh.

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    by Viliphied on Oct 31, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

    The Giants are starting a player with a career sub-.300 OBP vs RHP

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    "Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

    by jponry on Oct 31, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

    He’s due!

    Or, maybe just doo.

    Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

    by rotorueter on Oct 31, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

    it leaves .700 room for improvement!

    May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

    "What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

    "Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

    by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

    You know you’re in trouble when all the things commenters on Baggs’ blog say they want the Giants to do is actually what the Giants do

    by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 31, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

    i approve. you may continue.

    by shaggingflyballs on Oct 31, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I likes it

    ‎"I don't know what you're talking about," Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."

    by webatomic on Oct 31, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Whoa.

    "Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

    by techsig12 on Oct 31, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I'm ok with it, except

     for the 3 right handers in a row. May come into play late in the game…

    by BSJ on Oct 31, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

    that happened against the lefties too

    and I thought it was interesting.

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    "What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

    "Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

    by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

    It might be bad enough to work!

    by kingofthacove on Oct 31, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

    At least it’s really good defensively.

    by kingofthacove on Oct 31, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

    With all 6 runs yesterday earned, and scored via HR… i think defense is slightly overrated in this park.

    by BSJ on Oct 31, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

    unfortunately

    defense doesn’t matter as much in a bandbox

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    by Viliphied on Oct 31, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I keep hearing bandbox over and over again

    But I think 3 of the 4 HRs hit yesterday are HRs at almost all the parks. The only cheap HR was Torre’s.

    by nofreetime on Oct 31, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Ross's was pretty cheap

    the Rangers HRs were moon shots

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    by Viliphied on Oct 31, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

    but in any case, that's not so much the point

    the point is, the smaller the outfield, the less defense matters. Texas is a tiny, tiny outfield

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    by Viliphied on Oct 31, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I don’t think Ross’s was cheap, he hit it to deep left-center field.

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    by jponry on Oct 31, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Well, the defense should be good.

    Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

    by j14 on Oct 31, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Yeah, I mean the Rangers scored all those runs off BABIP yesterday. Good defense would have prevented the double off the top of the wall, Bengie’s walk, and the 2 home runs.

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    by jctGamer on Oct 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Well, Sanchez was also up in the zone a ton, without electric stuff

    That did play a big part.

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    by Nico on Oct 31, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I don’t see what yesterday has to do with it.

    by Monkeyking42 on Oct 31, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

    jponry what was that stat on Nate

    Is this like leaving a pitcher in the pitcher’s slot?

    by Bill Palmer on Oct 31, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Nate will be the new Cody

    ‎"I don't know what you're talking about," Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."

    by webatomic on Oct 31, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

    it is funny

    Once you’re sitting Burrell, then you pick Nate Rowand or Pablo. Ishi was pretty much a given based on Bochy’s statements and Ishi’s bat. So now the quest for the claim to clairvoyance ensues, and I really can’t guess which of the former 3 might actually hit. I’d have gone a different way, but it would be really cool if you were right.

    by Bill Palmer on Oct 31, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I don't like Ishi in there

    I would prefer Pablo.

    Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

    by Aadik on Oct 31, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

    We're fucked.

    I'm still in the old thread.
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    by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 31, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

    ‎"I don't know what you're talking about," Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."

    by webatomic on Oct 31, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

    LOLINEUP!!!!!!!!!!

    Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

    by rotorueter on Oct 31, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I was thinking this too. Rowand has more power than Nate but oh well. I guess you dont need that much power in a bandbox

    by hautecouture on Oct 31, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I think we may have seen Rowand if it was a left handed pitcher

    but then again, he may have just stuck with Burrell if it was a lefty, so who knows.

    by nofreetime on Oct 31, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Bochy’s crazy-like-a-fox moves have worked so far so maybe this will work too. Besides, winning 2-1 is always fun.

    by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 31, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

    if it does Burrell good for whatever reason

    that would be great.

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    "What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

    "Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

    by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Fletcher made a good point on twitter – big problem with the lineup if you need to PH for Ishikawa with a LHP there. You’d lose the DH if you move huff over. Only option I really see (assuming Rowand or PtB is the PH for a lefty) is putting Panda in at 1B or shifting buster and putting in Whiteside. Neither of which are very palatable.

    "What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

    by thebighead on Oct 31, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Panda at 1b wouldn't be too bad

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    by Viliphied on Oct 31, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I also would have preferred this.

    Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

    by rotorueter on Oct 31, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

    bocky has been giving the Panda a very short leash…l 3 at bats was hardly enough. i would have dh’d him and put huff in LF and ishi at 1b

    by capn on Oct 31, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Huff in LF is better than Burrell in LF.

    Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

    by rotorueter on Oct 31, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

    he played well there for a good chunk of the season. basically, this is a Nate for Panda swap. I am not a fan.

    by capn on Oct 31, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Ugh.

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    by jponry on Oct 31, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Wow

    That is…interesting.

    by pwoper on Oct 31, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Oh God

    I wouldn’t mind one or the other for Nate or Ishi but both? And also LOL Me I saw SS and Schirholtz and was like WTF Nate is playing SS?

    "He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

    t's Posey time!!

    Screw you Flannery.

    by sanfrankid on Oct 31, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

    yeah i would say take your pick, nate or ish, but we can’t have both in there.

    this pitcher is not that good. opportune time to get pat back on track

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I'm going to Rec this

    Just so I can unrec this.

    "He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

    t's Posey time!!

    Screw you Flannery.

    by sanfrankid on Oct 31, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

    Oh god.

    My rosterbating comes to life. Ugh.

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    by shahbazi3 on Oct 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Wait, what? That has to be the worst lineup in a World Series game since, uh, the last really really really bad lineup in a World Series game.

    by Evan on Oct 31, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Pretty interesting 3-part articles on the WAR output of the top farm systems last 10 years

    http://www.royalsreview.com/2010/10/14/1735148/what-does-having-the-1-farm-system-mean-part-1

    http://www.royalsreview.com/2010/10/22/1737350/what-does-having-the-1-farm-system-mean-part-2

    http://www.royalsreview.com/2010/10/29/1769332/what-does-having-the-1-farm-system-mean-conclusion

    we got 25.5 WAR from our farm products in 2010. That looks really good in comparison (I did count everybody that we drafted so it’s a bit different, but still…).

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    by DJ Tofu on Oct 31, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

    The Giants will, it's their M.O.

    "It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

    "He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
    -Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

    by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 31, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Lurie just announced the lineup on KNBR

    I think it was:

    CF Torres
    2B Sanchez
    DH Huff
    C Posey
    LF Ross
    1b Ishi
    3B Uribe
    RF Schierholz
    SS Renteria

    Possibly may have mixed something up.

    Back on the market.

    by positiveuphemism on Oct 31, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

    Nate and Edgar are reversed.

    Back on the market.

    by positiveuphemism on Oct 31, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

    So are ishi and uribe i think

    by we want foyle on Oct 31, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Yeah. I just noticed someone else had posted, too. They just formatted it oddly.

    Back on the market.

    by positiveuphemism on Oct 31, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Why is everyone so down on Lincecum?

    why are you so ready to cede game 5 to Cliff Lee? i dont get it. lincecum >> lee. he’s the best pitcher in the league over his short career

    by justhangin on Oct 31, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

    I, for one, have done no such thing

    But I will be terrified if we lose today. No way in hell do I want to go up against Cliff Lee in Texas with the series tied 2-2, no matter who’s pitching for the Giants.

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    by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

    This

    If the Giants win today I’ll feel better about it, but Cliff Lee is scary and I’m really uncomfortable with the Giants going against him with the series tied 2-2. And you can’t assume he’ll be as bad as he was Game 1.

    "He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

    t's Posey time!!

    Screw you Flannery.

    by sanfrankid on Oct 31, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

    you’re not giving the Giants credit, you’re saying they didnt win, Lee lost.

    If they hit him last time, I think they can do it again. Look at Halladay second time around

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

    You have to admit though Lee was pretty bad Game 1. The Giants did good against him and I was very happy. The thing that was frustrating though was that with Halladay he definitely WAS hittable and yet they still couldn’t win that game.

    "He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

    t's Posey time!!

    Screw you Flannery.

    by sanfrankid on Oct 31, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Lee wasn’t on top of his stuff, but lesser teams would have still lost Game 1 to Lee.

    Giants have trouble putting away a pitcher when they have him on the ropes, true. But Timmeh gave up too many runs in NLCS Game 5 for them to beat Halladay twice

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Because he hasn’t looked truly dominant in over 3 weeks.

    by BSJ on Oct 31, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

    BECAUSE FAN CONFIDENCE CAUSES LOSSES!!! it’s magic inside.

    Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

    by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

    No concession

    But Lee is better than Lincecum.

    by marcello on Oct 31, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

    2007-2010, Lincecum has been better in terms of FIP 3 times and worse once.

    Of course, that one time was this year.

    Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
    Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

    by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Yeah

    I’m just talking about right now.

    by marcello on Oct 31, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Lincecum’s not better than Lee right now and as was mentioned, Lincecum hasn’t been dominant since his first playoff game.

    by Every6thDay on Oct 31, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

    So he's due :)

    ‎"I don't know what you're talking about," Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."

    by webatomic on Oct 31, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Lincecum was damn good in game 5 NLCS… the defense eroded around him. he didnt give up a run outside of that inning, and went 7 strong. the defense breakdown (pablo, huff) forced an extra 20 pitches out of him too.

    Game 1 NLCS he was taxed by bandbox HRs, esp Werths. Game 1 WS, he was good, just not dominant. So he had a “bad” start by his standards. He’ll bounce back

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

    My take: He is underselling his fastball

    and becoming too predictable at trying to put hitters away with the changeup. Establish the fastball more, especially with 2 strikes, and he’ll be fine.

    I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

    by Nico on Oct 31, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I’m not ceding anything, I just find it statistically unlikely the Giants will beat Lee twice. Of course, Lincecum wasn’t super sharp in game 1 either, so maybe he’ll come out and mow the Rangers down like Chuck Norris taking on communists.

    I feel prickishly demanding!

    I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

    by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Well, given that one win is in the bank,

    it’s just a question of the odds the Giants will beat Lee once.

    I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

    by Nico on Oct 31, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

    That’s true – I’m still thinking about the chances of a team beating Lee twice in a row, but really it’s just one game. With Lincecum starting. Have to have some confidence in that.

    I feel prickishly demanding!

    I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

    by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

    LSB
    Given performance and price, I’m hard-pressed to think of a better free agent signing by any team [than Colby Lewis] this past offseason.

    Not even the best in this series.

    by kingofthacove on Oct 31, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

    Yeah, Huff was a better signing. But Lewis was also a great one.

    Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
    "Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

    by jponry on Oct 31, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

    He’s the best after Huff and Kelly Johnson, I think

    by kingofthacove on Oct 31, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Actually, after seeing the deal past 2010, I might have to give it to Lewis.

    Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
    "Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

    by jponry on Oct 31, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Do you know for how long Texas has control over Colby? If it’s for multiple years, that could tip the scales.

    Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

    by rotorueter on Oct 31, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

    he makes $3 million next year, with an option for $3.25 million in 2012

    That’s disgusting.

    Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
    "Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

    by jponry on Oct 31, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

    And he made $1.75 mil this year.

    Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
    "Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

    by jponry on Oct 31, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

    That’s probably a better signing than Huff, then.

    Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

    by rotorueter on Oct 31, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I think what rotorueter meant is, does the team still have control of him pre-arbitration after his contract ends? Or is he a free agent again at that point?

    by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 31, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Ooh, yeah, that may be the best signing then. In terms of value this year I think Huff wins, but cheap control of Lewis is good.

    I feel prickishly demanding!

    I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

    by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I'm so freaking nervous!!!!

    But if the 49ers can win with Troy Smith starting anything is possible.

    Chris Ray is not Bengie Molina.

    by The Thrill on Oct 31, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

    They won? Then the Giants are going to lose. San Francisco doesn’t get both.

    Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

    by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I am merely reporting the jinx

    I do not know its mechanics since I do not follow handegg.

    Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

    by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Pointyball

    I know it’s a brownish area, with points.

    by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

    fuck. im so deflated and the game hasn’t even started

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Why, Why, Why?!?!?!

    does Bork go with the crazy lineup like he did in Game 3 vs PHI? It’s not like we’re hard up on scoring runs… fuck

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

    Aside from games 1 and 2 of the World Series, the Giants have been scoring under 3 runs per game in the postseason.

    Which, really, is one reason why it’s a dumb lineup.

    Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
    Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

    by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

    yeah but off Texas, we’re not hard up on runs. Their SP is not what PHI, or even ATLs was (minus Lee). Their bullpen sucks.

    This looks like a total panic move coming from the team up 2-1.

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

    i woke up and niners won…..WERE FUCKED : /

    by Arrieta828 on Oct 31, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

    Wait, what people had intercourse in the plural past tense!?

    Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
    Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

    by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Hello? Europe? London? Clubs and drugs?

    You bet they were fucked.

    Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

    by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

    dont forget Halloween were everyone is fucked.

    by Arrieta828 on Oct 31, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Not people

    just things.

    Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

    by j14 on Oct 31, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

    WOW LOL just notice that, so hangover rite now

    by Arrieta828 on Oct 31, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I recently became a member of the 14,000 comment club. That’s a guaranteed Hall of Fame spot right?

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 31, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

    I’m still below 10,000. /slacker

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

    just don’t start spamming to pad your stats =P

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

    wouldn’t

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

    stoop

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

    to

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

    that level

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

    I’m going to rec each of those comments XD

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

    you're doing it wrong

    you need to be in GDTs posting “finish him” and “yesss!”

    May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

    "What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

    "Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

    by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Same

    I’m at 9300 or something

    "He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

    t's Posey time!!

    Screw you Flannery.

    by sanfrankid on Oct 31, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

    that

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

    LOL NOOBS

    36,973

    Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
    Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

    by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

    pfft

    i’m almost at 77,777

    Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
    "Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

    by jponry on Oct 31, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

    So, you're running for office, yes?

    "It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

    by Rolfyboy on Oct 31, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Do you want me to or something? :(

    Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
    "Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

    by jponry on Oct 31, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

    No no, that’s when she evolves into the next higher form.

    Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

    by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

    An old roommate once went to one of those ‘level past human’ talks he found posted on a flyer. A few years later, those people turned out to be the ones who killed themselves wearing identical running shoes.

    by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

    … I was thinking more Charizard, but okay.

    Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

    by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Weren't they all wearing Members Only jackets too?

    "It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

    "He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
    -Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

    by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 31, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

    They didn’t kill themselves, it’s just that the boss guy at the end of the human level is really hard.

    by shaggingflyballs on Oct 31, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

    LOL
    i have 1,410. im a straight up noob : /

    by Arrieta828 on Oct 31, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Will no one stop Pat Robertson?

    Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

    by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Nah

    Jamie Moyer’s in that club.

    The 30,000 club is where it’s at.

    (I am not a HOFer)

    GROUGTHINK ALERT
    "You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

    by groug on Oct 31, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

    A little over 10 K

    I had a good first season, great second season, and it’s been downhill since then.

    /pablo’d

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

    by baetown415 on Oct 31, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Well, I’m looking forward to a big game from Ish. I think he’s gonna have a surprise big impact today.

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

    Probably just an off-hand comment...
    MLB Cliff Lee: “Sometimes the best go down, sometimes the worst teams win.” He starts again for #Rangers vs. #SFGiants Monday in Game 5

    by pwoper on Oct 31, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

    Twitter has exploded with anti-Cliff Lee rage.

    Giants Baseball: Why Not?

    by kdl on Oct 31, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

    so he said this right after they won last night? makes sense

    otherwise I’d say that arrogant prick is a fucking disrespectful piece of shit. That’s some fodder for the Giants clubhouse. Cliff Lee forgets that he SUCKED 3 years ago.

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

    OMG EAT SHIT CLIFF LEE

    Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

    by rotorueter on Oct 31, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    See: Yankees, Rays

    by kingofthacove on Oct 31, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

    Well, he is right… the Rangers did win yesterday.

    Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

    by j14 on Oct 31, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Well, neither the Phillies nor the Rays are here, so this seems just exaggeration for rhetorical effect, not inaccurate.

    I still have no idea how the Giants are in the World Series.

    Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

    by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Well, you see...

    ..the Giants are a small market team from a township notorious for its homosexual overtones, and there’s not a single pocket of TEH GAYZ in any of the larger market/major cities of Amurca. As all red-blooded/East Coast Amurcans know, TEH GAYZ can’t hit the ball because they’re too busy playing with each others’. (See? That was funny because it was a pun about gay people!)

    This small market team realized it hasn’t been winning World Series in awhile, and the only solution left was to be lucky mercenaries. They promptly went out and bought as many players as they could throughout the season, thanks to the wine and cheese they sell to all of the schlubs who go to their games. Over the course of the regular season, they spent much of the time in the cellar, a minimum of 20 games back; were it not for an unfortunate losing streak by the Padres, they would never have seen the postseason at all.

    Drugs are still suspect in their key stars’ success, as evidenced by their pitching ace, Tim Lincecum. Also, Pablo Sandoval, their only good hitter, has been floundering all year, so it’s a surprise to most of the fans that the Giants have made it this far as well.

    Finally, the Giants are a huge reason that the World Series is not interesting. Since nobody likes them and the Phillies just gave away the NLCS, and Texas basically received the same gift from the Yankees, nobody should care anyway.

    The Giants have never had a very successful team, despite winning more competitions than any other professional sports team. The Hall of Fame is completely devoid of any pitcher, hitter, or fielder in a Giants uniform, and the record books are completely devoid of any of their representatives.

    Braves in 4….er….Phillies in 5….well, they won’t beat Cliff Lee, that’s for sure….TWICE! I mean they won’t beat him twice?

    GO GIANTS! WIN THIS MOTHERFUCKING SERIES, SO THE REST OF THE WORLD RUNS OUT OF THIS BULLSHIT TO SLING AROUND, DAMMIT!

    Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

    by breadfan7 on Oct 31, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

    i want to know the context in which this was said. anyone got a link for full quote?

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Hey All!

    so just under three hours till more torture?

    No one here gets out alive.

    by Bond16 on Oct 31, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

    hey bond! yeah, I’m thinking I might take a nap just to make time go faster!

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Hey Ggal! That sounds like a fantastic idea. I’ll be up all night. again.

    No one here gets out alive.

    by Bond16 on Oct 31, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I’m hoping I’ll be up all night again too, with happy posts til the wee hours of the morning
     /knocks on all wood surfaces, including own head-someday I’ll be a real gurl! :D

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

    More OT long subthreads FTW!

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

    fixed:

    More OT long narrow subthreads FTW!

    LOL

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

    lolz

    hey now that thing was long too…hmm long + narrow hmm…

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

    stop it u! this thread must be kept PG! there might be chillrenz around! O_o

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

    How about PG-13? Because watching Giants baseball is already frowned upon by the Medical field….something about cardiac arrest

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

    lol I saw that
    actually, Giants fandom could really be considered as the R variety, what with all it’s masochistic tendencies

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

    It’s somewhere between R and NC-17. It’s usually R but occasionally it goes into NC-17 territory…

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

    you got the stress reducing drugs at the ready? I can’t decide if I want to try to take a nap now or just busy myself around the house to get my mind off the impending….oh, you know /the thing we dare not speak it’s name

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

    /pats self down

    hmm….I think someone may have stolen my stress reducing drugs…I’m screwed. And what thing? There is no thing. WE DO NOT SPEAK OF VOLDEMORT’S NAME OUT LOUD!

    …crap

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

    oh, now you’ve done it! D:
    what shall become of us???
    there is always that thing….starts with T, ends in orture…you pickin up what I’m layin down?

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

    hmm….. /scratches head

    I’VE GOT IT! TERRIBLE OVERTURE! /proud of self

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

    wow, nice :) A for effort!

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Now if only you were my Pharmacology professor XD

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

    sorry, primary school teacher….
    gold stars and smilies FTW!

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

    can you just pretend to be my pharm professor just so that you can give me an A? please? =(

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

    lol, i don’t think your university would approve :(
    pssst, come here, look what’s happening, we’re doing it again….
    maybe this is the perfect time for a McC self induced time out, don’t want to upset the gods by creating more long narrow columns in a non-PGT, but really, just don’t want to get yelled at ;)

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

    it’s USF…no not Florida…no I’m not part of the UC-system…NO NOT SAN FRANCISCO STATE….they’re not that picky.
    what are we doing? long and narrow? but long and narrow is fun? plus…TECHNICALLY this IS a PGT =P

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

    hungover PGT, I like it!
    USF-Uni of San Francisco, right? my sister graduated from there, so I’ve heard of it ;)

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

    yep, our mascot is Zorro /shoots self in face

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

    ole!
    sorry for delayed response, decided since I wasn’t getting my nap, I better get ready for the game & potential trick-or-treaters
    orange & black socks, NL Champ t-shirt, orange & black polka dot ribbon in hair, creepy “tortured” makeup (actually, I just look like I’ve been up all night)

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

    your response was so delayed I was dying over here because of the suspense /cue sad face
    yeah i’m just going to put on my McCovey shirt, my G-men hat and plop down on the couch in front of the TV.

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

    this is the longest subthread ever. you guys are scaring me!

    "throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

    by LincecumFTK on Oct 31, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    OMG where HAVE you been!

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I have been all over the place today!

    "throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

    by LincecumFTK on Oct 31, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

    “no matter how long he wandered off for, TimmyFTK always managed to find his way home”
    :)

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

    dude the subthreads in the CJ Wilson one were SO MUCH LONGER

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

    why do I feel mods eyez are peering at these long columns of ours and their hands hovering over the /banned button :( I would equate that to getting my AP yanked by Disnelyand-DO NOT WANT!

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Now you’re just trying to scare me….right? RIGHT??

    honestly, idk if they would ban us for this…I don’t want to tempt fate but I’ve seen far longer subthreads while I was lurking here.

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

    you only can get banned for trolling or posting something inappropriate, and usually they warn you first. Thread length, no matter how long, I don’t think you can be banned for

    "throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

    by LincecumFTK on Oct 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I think I’ll just feel safer when we get to the GDT, no time for tiny columns there, just lots and lots of STFD posts ;)

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

    and even more “GOD DAMNIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!?!?

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

    oh, I do hope there isn’t a lot of that, unless because we’ve way outscored TX and Bochy is doing crazy things like putting Huff in CF and Ross at SS just for shits and giggles

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

    aww you don’t like the long threads? NO FUN!

    "throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

    by LincecumFTK on Oct 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

    yeah, I just HATE talking to you guys about really amazing stuff
    : |
    I just wish they weren’t so smushed up along the side here, does make ’em easier to find when I scroll up/down!

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

    FTK, did you read what she said? She doesn’t like talking to us. PSSSH I know when I’m not wanted /slams the door on the way out

    yeah it gets annoying, but it’s funny to a certain degree that there’s so much wasted space

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

    awww, don’t go away mad :( who will shield me to keep McC from noticing when my n00b is showing again?

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

    WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! Scrolling is fun!

    "throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

    by LincecumFTK on Oct 31, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Long threads are awesome? right?

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

    needs moar quotation marks-

    Long “threads” are awesome? right?
    lol u

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

    whoa, okay then, I don’t know if I want to know what you mean by this

    "throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

    by LincecumFTK on Oct 31, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

    um….i thought you said to keep it PG o_o

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

    sorry, sorry, you’re right. my bad, I’ll save it for the PGT
    you guys are a bad influence!

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

    i am completely and totally innocent

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

    yeah, ok /rolls eyes
    I did look around, this thread isn’t so bad, but it has the potential to reach hijack status

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

    As am I.
    /polishes halo around head

    "throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

    by LincecumFTK on Oct 31, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

    /steals polished halo and places it above my head

    stop stealing the halo i stole!

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

    now, now, no fighting on game day, besides, there are plenty of halos to go around /covers box of halos with sheet to conceal evidence of theft

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

    oooh new shiny halos /drools

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I know Ghostbusters always said never cross threads, but just wanted to offer long distance hi5 for sayin gurlz who talk baseball are the cool ones from further down thread :)

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

    what? it’s the truth. I’ve played baseball for over 12 years of my life. I rather enjoy it when females go out to the game to enjoy the sport and not to…stare at the players and say “OMG HE HAS A CUTE ASS” >.>

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

    What happens when one — and I’m not naming names — but what happens when one does both?

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

    It means you’re a fan of one Buster Posey

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

    wait, are there rules against doing both? ;)

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

    considering I always felt self-conscious about it when I would be bent over as a second baseman and I saw out of the corner of my eye girls whispering behind their hands…it was kinda annoying

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

    you didnt like girls whispering about you during games? I always loved it when I played!

    "throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

    by LincecumFTK on Oct 31, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Nobody ever whispered about me!

    /cries in corner

    I feel prickishly demanding!

    I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

    by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

    /whistles @ giantsfan ;)

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Awww…

    I feel prickishly demanding!

    I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

    by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

    /whispers to SoCal

    he said whisper…not WHISTLE

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

    lolz yeah well I’m he guy no one ever expected to be an athlete. Quiet, smart, musician…HOLY SHIT HE HIT A HOME RUN…type of guy

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

    total package!

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

    baseball groupies are kinda lame, if you don’t know the players, the rules or the equipment used, don’t embarrass yourself by trolling the games, girls like that drove me nuts!

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

    reply fail! sorry Mdizzle

    this was supposed to follow your “annoyed by girls whispering” post
    DARN THESE NARROW COLUMNS!

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

    for a second there I thought when you said

    girls like that drove me nuts

    was a good thing

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

    um, no (ewww!)

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

    ok, wrong food item, how about, they drive me bananas-better? p.s. we’ve been chopped! or are we hiding in here cuz it’s safer than the GDT?

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I’ve been posting in the GDT, want me to announce you before you get in? XD

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

    shut up u! don’t be mean, I don’t like the thought of anyone bein’ left behind (cuz it’s usually me)

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

    You’re been announced. You’re welcome XD

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

    /quietly sneaks out back door in embarrassment

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

    where they? i don’t know..

    "throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

    by LincecumFTK on Oct 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

    :oP

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    i was supposed to work tonight but apparently the baseball gods granted me one more night of torture by myself in a dark hotel room.

    No one here gets out alive.

    by Bond16 on Oct 31, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

    /checks bond’s room number
    1408!?!?!?! AHHHH!!! Get out while you still can!!!
    work?but it’s Halloween! wait, do they do Halloween in Spain? well, I personally think Giants in the post season should automatically become recognized as holy days of obligation anyway :)

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

    lol don’t freak me out! i have to live in hotels every month!
    Yeah I saw some costumed little monsters running around tonight so apparently there is halloween here.
    executing the nap plan now. check back in in 2 hours!

    No one here gets out alive.

    by Bond16 on Oct 31, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

    you sure those are just costumes? o.O

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

    awww, cute!
    sweet dreams! see you back here (well, GT, not here) game time!

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

    So...

    Schierholtz is in because AARON ROWAND IS A CENTER FIELDER

    Bochy said he and the staff discussed Aaron Rowand, but he wanted to keep Torres in center field.

    Giants Baseball: Why Not?

    by kdl on Oct 31, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

    That was from Baggs, btw.

    Giants Baseball: Why Not?

    by kdl on Oct 31, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

    /borked

    Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

    by j14 on Oct 31, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

    well you dont want Rowand hitting off a RH pitcher anyhow.

    /sliders in dirt

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I honestly don't understand

    Why he can’t play RF or LF. It’s getting pretty ridiculous. Not that I want Scott to play but I’m sure he’s capable of playing a corner OF position.

    "He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

    t's Posey time!!

    Screw you Flannery.

    by sanfrankid on Oct 31, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

    It’s been discussed before – Rowand is simply more comfortable in center. He’s played the corners very rarely (only 12 innings in 2004, none since then). So Bochy keeps him in the middle. Everybody else has to play around him. It is what it is, and it isn’t anything new.

    I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

    I tweet (more often than I blarg).

    by can of corn on Oct 31, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I know but it’s still kind of dumb.

    "He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

    t's Posey time!!

    Screw you Flannery.

    by sanfrankid on Oct 31, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Nah. I’d rather not have Rowand try to get comfortable in a corner spot in this particular game. I wouldn’t put him there, either.

    I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

    I tweet (more often than I blarg).

    by can of corn on Oct 31, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

    He shouldn’t start I don’t want him to, I just think the idea of him not being able to play another OF position is kind of dumb because I’m sure he could handle it. Like I said originally, I don’t think Scott should play today at all.

    "He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

    t's Posey time!!

    Screw you Flannery.

    by sanfrankid on Oct 31, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Bruce Bochy: not actually a postseason genius.

    Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
    Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

    by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

    how dare you sir

    May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

    "What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

    "Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

    by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I was at Game 3...

    and holy crap, those fans are TERRIBLE. Every single one of them was wearing brand new crap that I saw, not gritty gamerness, quite a few people were very awesome to talk to though, and there were a few redneck homophobes that really needed to shut up. Great experience, hopefully we will get the win tonight!

    "A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

    by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 31, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

    A few jerks, at a world series game?

    But that one Rangers fan promised us that could not happen!

    by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

    OOH OOH CAN I CALL HIM A SUPERCILIOUS HYPOCRITE AGAIN??? please please can i?

    Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

    by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Now that we have some firsthand reports from the field, I strongly encourage it.

    by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

    in no way was i trying to say they were all jerks, in fact a lot high fived me telling me it’s gonna be a long series.

    "A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

    by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 31, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I assumed not. Most fans are nice — since, after all, you have fandom in common. There was a guy here the other day who asserted there would be zero jerks in Texas, though. And we did not believe him.

    by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

    one guy (who was 5’2", I am 6’3") told me after the game he was gonna kick my (insert homophobic slur) back to that (insert homophobic slur) city. And to go fuck myself. haha

    "A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

    by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 31, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Man, that’s terrible. I assume most Texans aren’t like that, but fuck that guy.

    I feel prickishly demanding!

    I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

    by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

    it was more of a view of how most seemed really cool, just a few asses. The disappointing thing was the crowd. I have never seen a crowd like that. It almost didn’t seem like they knew when to cheer, only when the almighty scoreboard implored them to cheer. It was a very weird sight.

    "A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

    by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 31, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

    That’s what it seemed like watching on TV. I saw a lot of comments elsewhere about how the Rangers couldn’t wait to go home because of all the craziness of their fans but the fans didn’t come off as that into it. I didn’t even see any of that famed claw and antler thing.

    by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

    bandwagoner TX fan: what is this claw/antler thing you speak of, is that some newfangled ballpark delicacy?

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

    it didn’t have the atmosphere of a World Series game. Maybe it was the bandwagoners that were there, or the fact they were down 2-0 in the series, but it was nothing like I expected….it was like they were cowboys fans that needed something to root for.

    "A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

    by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I think the Giants should win today’s baseball game.

    GROUGTHINK ALERT
    "You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

    by groug on Oct 31, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

    I believe this is a solid proposal.

    "Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

    by iammclovin on Oct 31, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

    /misread it as “will” instead of “should”

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I agree

    and if they do win, they have well over 75% chance to need only one more win to take the series.

    May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

    "What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

    "Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

    by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

    About to be Natevember in Arlington.

    by Uncle Russel on Oct 31, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

    This. Any player can Pat Borders-up the place. I hope it’s him.

    Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

    by rotorueter on Oct 31, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

    im betting on Ish being the impact

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I was half an hour into a showing of Titanic on TBS before I thought, “Why the hell am I watching this?” and switched it off.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

    yknow, Titantic wasn’t all that bad the first time. It had this cool present/past theme, yknow cutting from the old lady in the present back to when she was on the ship… i think it gave the viewer a sense of credibility as to what really happened because you have this old lady telling her story. Overall, great movie, just not something I’d watch twice.

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

    As a Titanic</em< buff, I appreciated Cameron’s attention to detail in terms of set decoration and depiction of the ship. The sinking scenes were stunningly close to what we think happened, again not in terms of plot but in terms of timeline and appearance of the ship. But that’s the part I enjoyed the most. The plot was all right, but I really watch for those accurate sets.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I also have HTML brain lapses from time to time.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

    what, no Shaun of the Dead? how disappointing :(

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I didn’t have great expectations but SATC2 was unspeakably bad.

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Oct 31, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

    my gf told me Carrie cheated on Big. she was so upset. i find it snarkingly funny

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Well, thanks. Now I know anything about that movie.

    GROUGTHINK ALERT
    "You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

    by groug on Oct 31, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

    i saw the first SATC. sometimes, you gotta do what the girl wants to do.

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

    blech! I’m a gurl and I’ve never seen not one SATC episode or movie, I just don’t get the appeal

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

    there are girls, and there are girls. i dont know which is which, but if you love baseball, chances are you’re not that kinda girl

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

    so basically, if you like baseball…you’re probably the cool kind of girl

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I speaketh the truth

    /holds out hand waiting for some kind of treat

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

    i preceeded your truth comment with the setup line. i get the candy, nerb

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

    The setup man never gets the love, dude

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

    the system is broken.

    i always am a good wingman to my buddies and they give me credit, so there!!

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Yeah the wingman tends to get a round of beer paid for by the friend you setup so…. /hands giant4life $10
    knock yourself out

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

    that’s 10 beers at this bar i know…

    /reaches into computer screen, take $10

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

    /checks wallet
    bro…you may want to check your math
    /passes nine more dollars through the screen

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

    this bar i know of does $1 beers on weekend nights.

    /withdraws another $9

    $19 dollars now? 19 beers, that’ll induce a brownout.

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

    /gets ready to pump your stomach full of charcoal

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

    :D /warm fuzzied
    well, not to sound too self-serving, only the cool girls are on McC! ;)

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I’ve since left the room. It is unspeakably bad when it didn’t have to be.

    by Every6thDay on Oct 31, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

    It was challenged to be good from the get-go. There wasn’t a whole lot more they could do with the characters.

    But IMO the whole Dubai thing really took the sequel from maybe being mediocre at best to just really, really awful.

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Oct 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

    They were doing the whole “we’re not young anymore, so now what” thing and that was fine (the growing up and moving on thing in the first one was a bit better) but then, yeah, you’re right. This Dubai stuff was pretty fucking awful.

    by Every6thDay on Oct 31, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Go with Letters to Juliet next time.

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Oct 31, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I don’t want to encourage her to keep bringing these movies home.

    by Every6thDay on Oct 31, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

    You really think you have a choice, don’t you? :)

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Oct 31, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I know, but I feel like if I say nothing, then the forced viewings will be consistent, but if I make noise they’ll increase a thousandfold.

    by Every6thDay on Oct 31, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Well, do you force her to watch dude movies with you?

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Oct 31, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Don’t you mean “force her to watch Giants games with you”?

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Hey man, I force my boyfriend to watch Giants games with me.

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Oct 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Ok, you are just pure awesome then. Him? sorry…not so much

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Contaminated by growing up in Boston, I’m afraid.

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Oct 31, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

    eww…that explains it

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I don’t force her to watch anything, but I know that simply by watching something in her presence she wouldn’t otherwise watch it’s the same thing.

    by Every6thDay on Oct 31, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

    It’s all about compromise, my friend. :)

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Oct 31, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I hear it got the Matt Cain Movie Club Seal of Approval.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

    It helps that Matt Cain stars in the movie.

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Oct 31, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I could see Matt in a romantic comedy of some kind. I think he makes a great everyman protagonist.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

    THIRD LOVE INTEREST AT BEST

    by Every6thDay on Oct 31, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Mark Sweeney plays the more popular guy competing for the leading lady’s attention.

    But you know what? In my movie, as in real life, Matty wins.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

    What I meant was

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Oct 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

    So that’s what Cainer looks like without the messy hair

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

    AAAHHH!

    Eerie.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

    You need to watch too

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Oct 31, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I once watched Mamma Mia all the way through just because she was in it.

    "My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
    "If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

    by Useful_Idiot on Oct 31, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I <3 Amanda Seyfried

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

    My God, that's obsession!

    "It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

    "He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
    -Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

    by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 31, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    You are a Super Trooper.

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Oct 31, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    that was a fun (stupid, yes, but fun) movie

    Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
    "Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

    by jponry on Oct 31, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    oh! that’s why I’ve never heard of this guy, I’m allergic to chick-flicks, makes me all itchy!

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I think he’s been in a couple other things. Eragon and some futuristic TV show that got canceled.

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Oct 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

    whoa! who is that?

    AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

    by SoCalGgal on Oct 31, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Chris Egan. In the not-too-distant future, he will be playing the role of Matt Cain in Letter’s syndicated TV show about the Giants!

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Oct 31, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

    No shit. I’m designing a show around Brian McCann called Sexy Librarian Catcher, and if this guy pans out, he could do guest roles as Cain. I like it.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Sexy Librarian Catcher, huh? I expect hawt Dewey decimal calling in that one.

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Oct 31, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

    McCann often wears glasses, and since A) I’m hot for McCann and B) I have a weakness for guys in glasses, it’s pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen.

    So my nickname for him this season has been Sexy Librarian Catcher. I forget what the premise of the show is supposed to be.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Seriously, this man can do no wrong in my eyes.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Dewey Decimal #363.7- Arlington National Cemetary

    "It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

    "He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
    -Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

    by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 31, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

    You are the limit, you know that? Great work.

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

    by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

    SJP must be working out.

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Oct 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

    She can do 6 furlongs in 1:08 flat.

    "It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

    "He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
    -Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

    by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 31, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

    ICWYDT

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Oct 31, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

    /golfclap

    Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
    The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
    I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

    by jctGamer on Oct 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

    you remind me of that guy in the old CSNBA Giants games commercials, he’s watching TV, and this voice says “hope you find the chick flick you’re looking for” and the guy is all “i like sports too” in a weak voice. Then the voice says “sure you do Robert”

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

    If you're going to panic, maybe better today than tomorrow

    If we went with yesterday’s lineup and Pablo and Burrell both did what they did yesterday, than you’d be even more pressed to bench Burrell and as urgent as it is to win today, it’ll be even more urgent to win tomorrow. Since this is the one game we have a clear pitching edge, then maybe go with the Virgin Lineup and hope Pat clears his head by tomorrow.

    Just thinking things through……

    by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 31, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

    its hard to think when dingoes have eaten ones baby.

    ill let you into my support group

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Rangers lineup

    Same as yesterday. BORING!

    Andrus, SS
    Young, 3B
    Hamilton, CF
    Guerrero, DH
    Cruz, LF
    Kinsler, 2B
    Francoeur, RF
    Molina, C
    Moreland, 1B

    Also…

    MLBNetwork
    @SFGiants’ Sabean to #MLBTonight on lineup: “We’re a work in progress whether it’s day 1 of the season or gm 4 of the World Series”

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Oct 31, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

    Versatility!

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Oct 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Bochy is the solder that holds it all together

    "It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

    "He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
    -Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

    by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Tin and lead.

    Sounds about right.

    Sabean delendus est!

    Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
    Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

    by owlcroft on Oct 31, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Rowand

    Anyone who thinks Rowand should be starting this game has not been watching this team long enough.

    by SFG on Oct 31, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

    this is totally off topic, but I need to WTF for a minute

    Some people in my grad program had a Halloween party. Some photos were posted on Facebook.

    Three people went as “Anne Skank and her Nazi Captors.”

    WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

    Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
    Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

    by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

    Ok that is seriously just fucked up and not funny.

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

    One of the Nazis is Haitian, so there’s a certain degree of irony there, but, uh….

    Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
    Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

    by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

    No. Really? No. Yuck. And generally I would be all for X and her Y Captors, but not for that X and Y.

    by wcw on Oct 31, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

    yeah that’s a tad ironic, but still not funny. Don’t worry, I will not judge you or your grad program based on a couple of idiots with no taste or common sense

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I think it’s pretty clear what happened: Florida State only has so much awesomeness to give out and it all went to Buster Posey.

    GROUGTHINK ALERT
    "You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

    by groug on Oct 31, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Wow. Haven’t people learned that Nazi-themed Halloween costumes are tasteless?

    I feel prickishly demanding!

    I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

    by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Holy Shit

    Lio Messi is amazing.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

    Yes he is,

    "It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

    "He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
    -Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

    by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 31, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

    period, full stop fail.

    "It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

    "He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
    -Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

    by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 31, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

    As a long time Yankees fan (1988), it’s always nice to see teams who haven’t won a championship in years or ever in case of the Rangers get to the World Series. Now I got nothing against the Rangers, they outplayed the Yankees this year and were the deserving team, but you guys have a little New York in you from the 50’s and I got to support that, plus the uniforms have some banging colors.

    I hope you both win the final two in Texas, but if not let’s hope you take at least 1 and finish it off at your home.

    by SpursGerbil on Oct 31, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

    does it get old after 27?

    thanks for the support

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

    OT Anyone see any new movies lately?

    I saw Paranormal Activity 2 with my friend last night. I don’t like scary movies that much and that movie kind of freaked me out. I was scared on the way home.

    "He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

    t's Posey time!!

    Screw you Flannery.

    by sanfrankid on Oct 31, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

    Well it wasn’t this year, but funny story. Last year on Halloween I watched Paranormal Activity with my sister…then we went back to her apartment to eat some dinner. She proceeded to tell me about how her apartment was haunted…. was not cool

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I thought it was extremely creepy, but a lot of the jump your seat moments were because it was very audible. If I’m walking down the streets and someone runs up to my ears and yells, I’m going to jump up in fear too. Still, some parts were downright scary.

    by SpursGerbil on Oct 31, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Spoiler I guess

    The first loud noise with the babysitter EVERYONE in the theater jumped.

    "He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

    t's Posey time!!

    Screw you Flannery.

    by sanfrankid on Oct 31, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Why the god damn shit is Nate Schierholtz starting and Pat Burrell not?

    That is my only question.

    Thing C

    by markdash on Oct 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

    panic

    Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
    "Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

    by jponry on Oct 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Bochy is poopyman!

    Einhorn is Finkel!

    May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

    "What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

    "Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

    by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Because Nate Schierholtz has never had nine bad plate appearances in his life.

    GROUGTHINK ALERT
    "You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

    by groug on Oct 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Because

    Cliff Lee swung the bat better than Burrell this series. I’d have preferred Rowand, but whatever, Burrell is way below replacement right now.

    by haemaker on Oct 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I don’t know, maybe because Burrell has now struck out 9 times in 10 official AB’s and 19 times in 38 official AB’s. He will be back in the lineup tomorrow, just like Torres getting that time off. Hopefully it works

    "A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

    by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Torii Hunter: "DH is a totally different mindset than PH"

    Maybe, but why doesn’t Bochey just say, “Huff, I am going to have you PH 5 times today…”

    by haemaker on Oct 31, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

    Or tell ishi that

    he is a pretty good DH

    There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

    by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 31, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Dear Torii Hunter

    Aubrey Huff won a fucking silver slugger in 2008 for DESIGNATED HITTER. I venture to guess that he has a pretty FUCKING DECENT IDEA what kind of mindset a DH needs to have.

    Sincerely,

    jct

    Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
    The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
    I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

    by jctGamer on Oct 31, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    In his defense...

    He was talking about the NL Historically, not Huff.

    by haemaker on Oct 31, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

    And historically, he's right

    DHing is a skill.

    I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

    by Nico on Oct 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Tsuyoshi Shinjo

    best defensive DH in the history of Designated Hitter.

    Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
    The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
    I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

    by jctGamer on Oct 31, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

    and part of the worst DH by committee in the history of baseball

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Is there a game today?

    ‎"I don't know what you're talking about," Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."

    by webatomic on Oct 31, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

    Niners already played.

    GROUGTHINK ALERT
    "You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

    by groug on Oct 31, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Troy Smith is Our Future?

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

    how’s that going for ya?

    There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

    by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

    How did he play?

    With football stats kinda tell the story but not all. Did he look like a servicable QB?

    There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

    by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 31, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

    He kept over-throwing Crabtree in the first half. I gave up on watching the game after that because I was busy in this thread

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I played some handegg earlier, does that count?

    I feel prickishly demanding!

    I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

    by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

    To those outraged at Schierholtz and Ishikawa starting,

    I get that you think they suck beyond reproach but I wonder if Tommy Hunter’s L/R splits played a part in the decision. They’re reasonably significant:

    I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

    by Nico on Oct 31, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

    Of course, Schierholtz has a reverse platoon split, too. I’m sure that’s somehow part of the master plan, too…

    (and Sandoval hits righties pretty well, y’know)

    Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
    Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

    by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Yes. I'm not focusing on what Nate does well/badly,

    rather on what HUNTER does well/badly.

    I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

    by Nico on Oct 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

    You can’t really separate these things in the decision making process.

    Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
    Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

    by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Sure you can:

    “Rowand vs. a RHP…Meh.”
    “Schierholtz in general…Meh.”
    “The meh LH or meh RH to face Hunter? … Go with the lefty.”

    I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

    by Nico on Oct 31, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I think the operative word

    is “meh”, since it can be applied to all the options.

    May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

    "What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

    "Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

    by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Correct. There are no great options at the exact moment.

    Especially when you include defense, where Burrell falls short of Nate/Ishi.

    I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

    by Nico on Oct 31, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Hmm

    Tommy Hunter slash splits:
    vs. LH: .272/.328/.437
    vs. RH: .231/.273/.435

    by turtlepower1 on Oct 31, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

    The ones I just linked above, BTW, are career splits

    I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

    by Nico on Oct 31, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Above are 2010

    vs. LH: 279 AB, 10 HR, 22 BB
    vs. RH: 216 AB, 11 HR, 11 BB

    Looks like teams have loaded LH hitters against him this year.

    by turtlepower1 on Oct 31, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I saw Tony La Russa at his Animal Rescue Foundation. Seeing all those Giants fans must have led him to curse us . Damn him and his generous ways!

    by Rumskee on Oct 31, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

    Did he deport the immigrant animals?

    I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

    by Nico on Oct 31, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Did he come out and replace one dog with another dog and then quickly come out and replace that dog with another one?

    by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I heard Colby Rasmus tried to bite him.

    I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

    by Nico on Oct 31, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I’ll trade him a sub-standard poodle for Colby Rasmus.

    I feel prickishly demanding!

    I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

    by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I'm gonna venture to say

    that i think we will do well against Hunter. Why? He doesn’t walk people. He’s in the zone constantly, and the Giants fare well against those types of pitchers

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

    you’ll see that I’m right after the game :)

    /anti-jinxed

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

    So I was out running errands around Oaktown and listening to KNBR when they announced the Giants lineup for today and…well, check my sig. Oldjacket really nailed it that day.

    "I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

    by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

    My biggest concern today

    is Mad Bum getting hit hard.

    ‎"I don't know what you're talking about," Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."

    by webatomic on Oct 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

    49ers won, Cowboys lost

    So that means..Giants lose to the Rangers?

    "Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

    by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

    No.

    Football has nothing to do with baseball. Completely independent.

    by haemaker on Oct 31, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

    no, hes right

    both sf teams don’t win on the same day. series is 2-2 no doubt

    It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

    by iStoner on Oct 31, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

    whoops!

    Sorry it’s so big…

    by Tynan on Oct 31, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

    TWSS

    Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

    by breadfan7 on Oct 31, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

    You know this happened

    In some meeting at Fox Sports, some top exec said, "you know what would be great: let’s use Game 3 of the World Series to cross-promote Justin Bieber’s new single.
    This person needs to be fired.

    Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

    by Giantsfan4life on Oct 31, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

    seems like they got a dose of Bieber Fever

    It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

    by iStoner on Oct 31, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Sounds contagious. I suggest quarantine for anyone suffering from this.

    I feel prickishly demanding!

    I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

    by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Just take off and nuke em from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

    by shaggingflyballs on Oct 31, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

    (of course, TWSS)

    by Tynan on Oct 31, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

    Do graphs/stats exist regarding how players do vs specific pitches?

    by kingofthacove on Oct 31, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

    Well, thank god we got Ishikawa in the lineup.

    He’s a proven hitter.

    Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Oct 31, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

    I can’t believe Travis Ishikawa and Nate Schierholtz are starting a World Series game for the Giants.

    Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
    "Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

    by jponry on Oct 31, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

    surreal. well, the DH acquits one of those lineup spots

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Almost every move Bochy has made in the playoffs has been the right one. I’ll be bummed if this ceases to be true tonight.

    "I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

    by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

    it's officially crazy season

    Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Oct 31, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I haven’t been paying attention, so just to make sure I understand what’s going on: We’re benching Pat Burrell because he had a few bad games in a row? Really?

    by Evan on Oct 31, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

    yep. he did K 19 times in 38 postseason ABs, though. He’s on his cold streak. i was just hoping they would play him because once he catches fire, we will steamroll through the WS

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

    he might not catch fire until game 9 on the second trip back to texas, but it’s worth keeping him in the lineup and waiting till then

    by Lopkop on Oct 31, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

    it may go to game 11 if the Rangers dont win the next few.

    cant have west coast winning the WS. play until the Rangers win.

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Game 10 is back at at&t though right?

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

    they play in texas, giants dont get the DH but Rangers do, until the Rangers win 4 games. We’ll he here ’til the New Year

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    New Year new year…or Chinese New Year?

    by Mdizzle138 on Oct 31, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

    2012 endoftheworldnewyear

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I’ve been waiting for, what, three years for Nate Schierholtz to catch fire?

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    by jponry on Oct 31, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Perhaps you're forgetting that he did catch fire one time!

    Unfortunately, it didn’t take long for the league’s pitchers to put it out.

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    "You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

    by groug on Oct 31, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Yeah, I don’t get it. He’s always struck out a ton, and he’s been facing some great pitchers. It’s just random noise.

    by Evan on Oct 31, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

    its a mechanical issue. his back shoulder is dropping, and his head is not staying still

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

    It’s not random noise at all. I live outside Philadelphia and so followed the Phillies for years before technology allowed me to get every Giants game, and let me tell ya, Burrell is about the streakiest hitter in the universe. I don’t know enough about hitting to know if it’s mechanical or in his head, but years of results say this is who he is as a player. I think I’d prefer to keep him in the lineup, but I understand not wanting to wait for him to get hot again.

    by Monkeyking42 on Oct 31, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

    OK, I just checked Burrell’s monthly splits for 2005-07, and of course this is complete bunk. In those three years, he had exactly two months — June/July 2007 — in which his lines are noticeably different than his overall averages.

    He seems streaky because he’s a HR-or-strikeout hitter. That’s how these guys go.

    by Evan on Oct 31, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I confess I haven’t seen statistics on any of this, it’s just my impression from watching him over the years.

    Is looking at monthly splits a good way to do this? Obviously a hot or cold streak could be shorter than that, or could carry over from one month to the next.

    What’s a normal variation for a monthly split?

    From the years you didn’t look at, maybe see:

    July 2010
    Aug/Sep 2008
    May 2004
    May, August 2003
    May 2002
    May/August 2001 vs. June/July 2001

    by Monkeyking42 on Oct 31, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I think that if Pat had one at bat the past couple of games where he made LOUD contact...

    maybe then Bochy wouldn’t be sitting him down for a game.

    I really don’t mind this move. I think it’s a positive.

    by inthesquat on Oct 31, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Striking out 8 times out of 9 AB is not “random noise.” He may very well have been able to adjust and play well today, but random noise implies there isn’t something actually wrong with Pat right now, while it obvious there are some mechanical adjustments he needs to make.

    by kingofthacove on Oct 31, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Smells like a little panic. Not over losing last night I think, but over how bad Burrell and Panda have looked.

    I feel prickishly demanding!

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    by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 31, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

    bochy has “a lot of panic”

    by shaggingflyballs on Oct 31, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    but will we see scoring?

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    by DrStankus on Oct 31, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Scoring in the 9 hole?

    I think there are certain websites dedicated to that. Ask the Machine.

    by haemaker on Oct 31, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I SCORE IN ALL THE HOLES. wait, are we talking about girls?

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    OT

    reading the overreaction RE: Troy Smith at NN, and I was thinking “oh man, people are so much more reasonable at MCC” then I remembered last nights PGT and had a sad.

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    by Viliphied on Oct 31, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

    TROY SMITH SHOULD PLAY RIGHT FIELD

    GROUGTHINK ALERT
    "You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

    by groug on Oct 31, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

    he’s not really comfortable there, so torres will play instead.

    by shaggingflyballs on Oct 31, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Stop the presses

    A reasonable, perceptive SFGate comment has been spotted in the wild! (Regarding the low TV ratings of Game 3 and this World Series in general)

    This says to me that the east coasty big market viewers are not baseball fans as much as they are fans of their own team’s laundry. I watch whether my team is in it or not because I love the game.

    "I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

    by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

    don’t get CHOPPED!!

    GDT is open

    by giant4life83 on Oct 31, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

    Also, has no one in the Giants’ brain trust noticed that Edgar Renteria can’t hit right-handers at all any more?

    by Evan on Oct 31, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

    You don’t need to score when you hold your opponent to negative runs!

    GROUGTHINK ALERT
    "You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

    by groug on Oct 31, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

    The defense has played very well with him and Uribe on the left side, though.

    by kingofthacove on Oct 31, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

    WELCOME TO NATEMBER

    ‎"I don't know what you're talking about," Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."

    by webatomic on Oct 31, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

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