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Post-game thread: Giants walk away with Game Two

Well, that went well. When I think of the 2010 Giants, I think of patience, two-out hits, Edgar Renteria bombs, and a whole lot of runs. I'm glad to see they're staying true to form in the postseason.

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LOL NOT A JINX

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Even with Vulcan destroyed?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I can live without Vulcan

However the loss of Winona Ryder is unacceptable!

by Ozzwepay on Oct 29, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Recap

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea

That is awesome. almost as awesome as the 8th inning was.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What hurts the Rangers the most:

They were inches away from breaking the shutout.

by IQofaWarrior on Oct 28, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut up you basketball fan. Go back to your pathetic Warriors.

by belilaugh on Oct 28, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol I’m just playing.

Feels good to root for a team that wins once in awhile.

by belilaugh on Oct 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah, I know

We are all united in the Bay in bringing a championship here.

by IQofaWarrior on Oct 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing AT&T park has WiFi!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

MATTHEW MOTHER FUCKING CAIN!!!!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 28, 2010 8:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Gotta love how the national media has prefaced the NLCS and WS with “The Giants have good pitching”. Then the Giants pitchers go out and deal, but they didn’t actually pitch well. No, the Phillies and Rangers just didn’t hit for some odd reason. Funny how they always throw out the cliche’ “Good pitching always beats good hitting” but proceed to generally always pick the good hitting to win the series. With the way we are playing as a team right now, and just the pitching we have had from day one..hard to picture losing 4 of the next 5.

by dannyschmanny on Oct 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok glad it’s not just me. From what I read, the Phillies lost the series by not hitting. I may not know as much as the professional baseball analysts but from what I saw, the Giants’ pitchers may have had some influence in that outcome.

by fiji.siv on Oct 29, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Recing my beautiful work.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank Buster.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOR BEAUTIFUL FOR SPACIOUS SKEYES

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i want a hi-res version of this for my desktop background. preferably something 1680×1050. does it exist anywhere?

FREE BUSTER

by TimLincecumIsGod on Oct 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, the original Buster Pic was the same size.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't need excuses!

What I need is 1600×1200 for work, 1920×1080 for home!

by fiji.siv on Oct 29, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This isn't going to help you then

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 30, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLLEMEYER

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOL

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denny Holland!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You Go, Gob . . . .

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah!

The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL i thought they were dress like zito

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't remember seeing Zito walk in a run

I vividly remember Wellemeyer doing that though. In Petco

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

against the padres that saturday morning game, the last game he played this season i think he did walk a batter with the bases loaded. not sure it feels like it was soooo long ago lol

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, that was the game that sealed his postseason fate. Tough, but good choice so far. Anyway, his hot start did contribute in April and May.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

His last game

He was up with bases loaded with 1 out and hit into a dp. I hate it when pitchers do that. I dont remember exactly how he pitched, short of god aweful.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

we tried

and could not remember seeing a Giants opponent walk in a run this year, but I’m sure it happened.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

more than one run, by a Giants opponent...

probably not.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going for the Benitez angle while watching the game in the eighth inning, but that works.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They sure did.

Let’s hope they wear this costume to all the parties they go to this week.

by Gregjitsu on Oct 28, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aha, think i figured it out.

If I watch the start of the game, I have to stop after two innings, cause we are down.
If i miss the first two innings, I can watch the rest of the game. Much better!

Stu Lantz – For not being Hot Rod Hundley. Grade: A Motherfucking Superplus +.

by gen!e on Oct 28, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

The only bad thing about this game

..is that the Rangers’ epic bullpen meltdown is gonna distract attention from Matt Cain being MATT. MOTHERFUCKING. CAIN.

by apistat on Oct 28, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, Matt’s scoreless streak will give him plenty of attention in the media, especially the day after Cliff Lee got dethroned.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, this is still the West Coast.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luckily, the Yankees, Phillies, Red Sox, Rays, Dodgers, Rockies, Cardinals, Mets, and Braves are all not playing today.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rockies were ESPN’s NL darling at the start of this season. After the Phillies, they were the most common pick to win the pennant.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no, this started before the season even began, and then Ubaldo had them looking veeeeeery smart for a while. Then Travis IshiKERPLOWA happened, and UbLOLdo was reborn.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 29, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

ahhh yes I remember that. I also remember when my friends kept saying Timmy was broken. My response? At least he’s not UbLOLdo

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 29, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I love the Dodger news

It’s all about the bankrupt organization, hopeful prospects that will most likely be traded away and the McCourt’s raising ticket prices and spending nearly a million dollars on lawyers.

I can’t get enough of it.

Red Hudler > Rodger Lodge

by Teixeira Who? on Oct 28, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Substitute

The MLB network program has already substituted Matt Cain for Cliff Lee in their “All-time postseason great ERA” collages.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Oct 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think a 4 hit shutout is pretty damned respectable, thank you very much.

Mute Buck and McCarver. Enjoy baseball again:
http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially against a team of their offensive caliber.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt is used to being not the center of attention

But I like how shakey the young Rangers pen is in with pressure. Gives that feeling like all we have to do is get the starters pitch count up, we can score on their pen.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 28, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

you make an excellent point.

by Lopkop on Oct 28, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really, it’s the thoroughness of this argument that sets it apart.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indisputable.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

A true work of rhetorical genius.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not since FDR’s “Nothing to Fear” speech has a weary people been so galvanized by the power of words to motivate and to boost the spirit of a nation.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

How dare you!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a terrible man. I must be stopped.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/mutual hug

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So…how about that Cain fella? He’s pretty ok right?

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 28, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s great, from what I hear.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya don’t say. I heard he was a fifth starter at best

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 28, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard the Giants pitchers aren’t that good. League average pitchers at best.
/ Hello Yankees

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 28, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

A MORE PERFECT UNION

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hartung down the line at third, not taking any chances. Lockman without too big of a lead at second, but he’ll be running like the wind if Thomson hits one.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

BanHammer

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 28, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your nerd cred especially with comics is pretty excellent

but man can you post some shite!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's rec'cing this?

Obviously people that weren’t around in 2002.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. I’m still nervous.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm obviously a huge buzzkill

But the celebratory nature of this thread is kind of pissing me off.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chill.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I know

I’ve just been hurt too many times.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

What he doesn't understand

Is that the Giants are just setting us up for the most ultimate of all ultimate tortures.

Nervous fan is nervous.

by thecheat on Oct 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right there with you buddy. Too many people (IRL, not here) have been saying “duuuude 20 runs in 2 games WE GOT THIS”. God Damn fools jumped on the bandwagon far too late and aren’t aware of what this team is capable of torture-wise.

by js82 on Oct 29, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

KCBS report

featured a bunch of recorded idiots chanting “sweep”. STFU

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 29, 2010 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I Don't Mind the Happy

I mind the mouth-breathing, low-class stuff.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.
Elitistists!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not my favorite thing in the world to see unfamiliar usernames saying douchey things.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or familiar ones either

But the bandwagoning types are much farther up the offensiveness scale.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s my name! But you can’t stop me from rooting for the Giants. No sir.

Mute Buck and McCarver. Enjoy baseball again:
http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

they have been here since the NLDS.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

it’s hilarious now, but whoever used the “I’ve been here since the NLDS & NLCS” seriously the first time is a fucking idiot. I usually don’t mind bandwagoners. But they seriously annoy the hell out of me when they end up jinxing the entire team and later go on to jump ship and wash their hands of “that mess”

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here

they don’t know the pain like we do.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 28, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I mean it’s fun rooting on the team with the,…until the party ends or when they start making comments like “so yeah…how about that Lopez dude who owns Howard…how come he doesn’t start?”

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 28, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS. I’m actually afraid to be happy right now.

by kimmyg on Oct 28, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

HO!LY! SHIT! WE! ARE! TWO! WINS! AWAY!!!!!!! TWO WINS!!!!!!!!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t fucking believe it. This is blowing my mind.

Matt Fucking Cain. I don’t believe it.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mad dog getting interviewed on 680's stream

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE TIME! ONE LOUSY STINKIN’ TIME! JESUS CHRIST!

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 28, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that was an old interview

he was saying we’re the 69 mets. Hard to argue right now.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

For shame grant

No gratuitous joking about 3rd starter at best’s expected plethora of runs?

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 28, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a quick post from his phone, I’m sure he’ll write an epic post when he gets home.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah yes

i will sit on my hands, and savor the memories

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get to typing on those phone keys!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a night like tonight, this was epic enough for me. Everything is delicious and hilarious.

by Timorous Me on Oct 28, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was out of the game

Those are all Mota’s runs!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez was the pitcher of record when the runs were scored.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

just playin'

I thought it more insulting if the guy who hasn’t pitched in eons got all the run support.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is my favorite McC meme

ever, and I’m reccing everyone.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know a tenor part to a decent arrangement of this. Learn the bass, we’ll pick up some others.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh ooh i’m a tenor pick me pick me!

/hopes he doesn’t get Cain’d or wait…do i WANT to get Cain’d now? I’m so confused now…

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooooooooooooooooooo

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man you’re gonna make me cry if you keep showing Will Clark….

by skilletboy on Oct 28, 2010 8:25 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

They forgot the “er” on that trophy.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

i have this card!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their GM Daniels looked like he was ready to DESTROY

Fate is inexorable

by howcanilose on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I think his wife/girlfriend/beard

actually was tearing up. If that happened to a Giant I’d feel horrible. Holland is a good kid and I hope he rebounds strongly- right around Thanksgiving.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FAN FLIPPING OFF CAMERA IN POSTGAME

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT THE EXPERTS SAID WE HAD NO OFFENSE

I DON’T GET IT. DOES NOT COMPUTE. WHAT.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

So have we paid our torture dues, and now we can relax in the World Series?

No. Winning it all won’t be so easy, but damn, this feels good!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

No way the rest of the series turns out this easy.

And there were 7 1/2 innings of torture tonight.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

but 24 pitches of reverse torture

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Oct 28, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling that the internet is about to break.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too. My screen keeps blanking.

Or is that just me coming out of the dream?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheeese

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 28, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that you mention it..

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 28, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

As my father so helpfully pointed out, if this was a regular season game, the game would have been 2-2 going into the bottom of the 8th before the Giants scored 7 runs so Cain would get the ND.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

This is what I wanted to see

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 28, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC’D ANYWAY

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy on postgame live...

ROBBLE ROBBLE ROBBLE

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain

Edgar Renteria

The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 28, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RANGERS BULLPEN

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I am dumbfounded.

They haven’t been this bad all year.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Oct 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Cliff Lee? more like
MATT CAIN

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahhhhh. Ayyyyyy.

ahhhh. ayyyyyayyyy aahyyyyyyyy.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I thought I was the only Milhouse!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 28, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT CAIN

So is it true, the Rangers have NEVER won a game at ATT?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants were 10-0 against them in regular season games played at AT&T

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw "and counting"

This ain’t coming back to San Francisco.

by tomemos on Oct 28, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone hurry up

and torch this guy for the jinx. (Not me, though.)

by FreshStart on Oct 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT IT. we don’t speak of such things in public.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFU

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just started rooting for the Giants last year, huh?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spare us from the n00bs!!!
How’s a bout a 10 month waiting period?

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last month, it would seem.

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Oct 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we should start asking them Giants trivia questions to see if they’ve actually experienced the torture? Like oh…I don’t know… WHO THE FUCK IS ARMANDO BENITEZ?

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What exactly was wrong with Randy Messenger’s hat?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

he forgot to leave the hologram stickers all over it?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, the correct answer was FLAT BILL

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to go with

“keeps falling off from head spinning to watch balls clanging off Old Navy sign”

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also would have accepted “Too tight, causing him to do stupid things like punch a Gatorade cooler with his pitching hand”

But “FLAT BILL” was the preferred answer.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing he did like punching a Gatorade cooler with his pitching hand was punching a bat rack with his non-pitching hand, btw.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice save on that one.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The biggest problem with Messenger's hat

was the head it sat on.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 28, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn looking back on it he was much worse than I remember.

Hella.

by Snack on Oct 28, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why was Justin Miller always destined to fail as a Giant?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had a giant Randy Newman tattoo on his back.

Or something like that.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

subject line because you're gonna need it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Oh, I remembered.)

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew you did.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Life Fael

What a tool.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/clicks SL

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel compelled to point out that that is not the actual Dodgers’ logo.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 28, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

My approach is to say the name Cody Ransom.

by Ice Watter In His Veins! on Oct 29, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude I totally forgot that factoid because I discounted it.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY HAVENT PLAYED THERE IN THE SIX SEASONS IVE LIVED HERE!

I mean what do they gotta do? Play each other in the WS or something?

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Oct 28, 2010 8:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

They played there last year, I’m pretty sure.

by sprdelfin on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Oct 28, 2010 8:40 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yes

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 28, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the walk off wild pitch game.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

@SF

Seriously, fuck MLB schedule makers

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Oct 28, 2010 9:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wow

A big old apology & “nevermind”. Initially read that as “Arlington”.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Oct 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

in a funny way, the fact we won tonight just makes me more nervous for Saturday.

by Bitter Fan on Oct 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

i completely agree

nervouts giants fan is nervous. it was nice to buzzsaw through most of their bullpen

by lecherus on Oct 28, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZenPop you're always on top

Keep it up.

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Oct 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks so much!

www.zenpop.com - Rock Posters, Illustrations, Magazine Covers and more!

by ZenPop on Oct 29, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

2 MORE GAMES

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Oct 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

This series has been so unlike the rest of the postseason, or even the regular season. Bizarre!

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

What.....just......happened?

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Some strange strange shit, Ott.

It can’t be explained.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can sum it up

Matt Cain

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Oct 28, 2010 8:50 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

20 and two-thirds IP

0 earned runs.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

see if Ozzie still likes the Rangers

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 28, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He said their hitters need to wake up. If not it’s over. He sounded like he was going to switch to the Giants.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I for one fully support this new definition of getting Cain’d

by dougsaucy on Oct 28, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Will Ferrell?

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/comes in from bullpen as a fake reliever

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 28, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d go along with that.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That works

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 28, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, yeah!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

But isn’t James Franco one of us?!

by kimmyg on Oct 28, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently

Bill is broke.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is delicious.

by kimmyg on Oct 28, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

went to school in Palo Alto

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Oct 29, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kinsler was so pissed at his double

but I’m still worried about all these guys especially back in Texico.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf gullien question?

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Oct 28, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

srsly…who fucking cares right now

by reneved on Oct 28, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL OZZIE

“It’s hard to huge him, he’s too big.”

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Cainer

the stud all postseason…frontrunner for WS MVP?

Too soon?

by sundance95 on Oct 28, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

“Too soon?”

Yes.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 28, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So just to recap. We’ve scored 20 runs in two WORLD SERIES GAMES???

by skilletboy on Oct 28, 2010 8:23 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Un-possible.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to worry this portends three straight shutouts. Someone hold me.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOMINATION

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 28, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I would have made it, "Giants used Cain. It's super effective."

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Renteria has a hole in his arm

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bicep tear

Has taken his forearm with it….

by revdmv on Oct 28, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe that’s why he double clutches so much.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PUNS

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Oct 28, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cocain reference?

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read that as "smack Rangers in the 2 hole"

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

hawt

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was under the impression that 'smack' referred to heroin, not cocaine.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, right, Hamilton.

Stay classy, headline writers.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY PANTS!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He Don't Lie

When Game 1 is through, you wanna win Game 2… Matt Cain
He don’t lie, he don’t lie, he don’t lie… Matt Cain

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

And I got at least one definite ticket for Game 4. As the wise man once said “Fuck yeah!”

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Oct 28, 2010 8:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I wants them

Orange and pink argyle rally pants!

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude

Epic. I need those.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

They gave the name of the company once but I missed it.
I wonder if they are the same people that designed… crap… that one countries curling “outfits”. Remember those?

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Danes?

I think it was the Danes that the epic curling uniforms.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

THink it was the Norwegians, i.e. vikings. Hiccup and such.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew it was a Scandanavian nation. Those were epic pants.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it was the Norwegians. The pants are from Loudmouth Golf.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, the Danes want viking, too. You know, back in the day.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 28, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that’s right. But what about the Jutes? Or were they Danes too?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jutes came before. Angles, Jutes, Saxons et al invaded Britain in the 400-500s, Danes, Swedes, Norse, et al started doing their thing in the late 700s.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although they were from the same place, geographically.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE THE HELL IS LARS?!?!?!?!

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious Alan Tudyk is serious.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WASH!!! /sobs/

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no! I didn’t mean to bring up those memories. I’m so sorry.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was so happy to see him starring in V

And then he died again.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Oct 29, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not exactly. Saying so might get you killed in 453.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saying ‘boo’ might get you killed in 453… them’s were violent times.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dayum, didn’t even notice the time gap. Thanks!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were John Daly’s brand. I dig ’em!

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Oct 28, 2010 8:35 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Something like “Loud Mouth Clothing”

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

SL

Are these the pants? Sorry for the big pic.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

WANT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 28, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been blinded, but yes, that sounds like them.

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

IWANNAGETTHAT IWANNAGETTHAT IWANNAGETTHAT

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want them so bad. I think I might ask for these for Christmas. So awesome.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I just e-mailed you a thing.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Checking it right now!

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like it from the descriptions.

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT THIS

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 28, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My buddy wears these every time we go to a Giants game.

by Uncle Russel on Oct 29, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rally golf pants.

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Just another laugher.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Never in doubt!

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 28, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER IN DOUBT

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Oct 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IAN KINSLER DOUBLE

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is probably

my favorite kind of ballgame. A nailbiter, then a laugher, then Tony Bennett sings. The end.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Outliers!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

xFIP who?

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You only speak the truth!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm getting veklempt

rec’d hard

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Oct 28, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

True story: the only Giants gear I’ve ever bought with a player’s name and number was a Matt Cain jersey.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 28, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

We bought our son a Sandoval shirt, but he’s 95th percentile weight-for-height. It suits him.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol "flyball pitcher"

who can pitch deep into ballgames because he doesn’t throw 12 pitches to every batter. He’s awesome and I can’t wait to see him hit a homer to win a 1-0 game.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s really part of why he’s been so consistent over the course of the season. He’s not worried about strikeouts, he’s worried about outs.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT'S ME WITH THE BALLOONS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP xFIP
2008 d. 2010

We hardly knew ye.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 28, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would rec this, but it’s currently at 18, Cain’s number, so I’m leaving it as is.

by Natto on Oct 29, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

JPoRnY with the real emotion… worth wading through the n00bs for this. THIS.

by zuma420 on Oct 29, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

MATTHEW CAIN: BETTER THAN YOU.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 28, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

What a great game.

Oh hell yes.

by dba on Oct 28, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

The postgame show

is still sucking the Rangers dicks. I don’t get it. They got absolutely destroyed by the bay. Absolutely manhandled.

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Rangers aren’t as good as anybody in the NL West

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 28, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d reckon that they’re better than the Diamonbacks.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, the Diamondback have runz.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They also averaged more than 10Ks per game this season, I’m pretty sure.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

9 or so of those were Mark Reynolds though.

by The Double Deuce on Oct 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know this is a joke but trust me, they were all pulling their weight.

Reynolds- 211
LaRoche – 172
Upton – 152
Johnson – 148
Young – 145
Drew – 108
Parra – 76*
Montero – 71*

  • Both Montero and Parra had less than 400 AB.

Between their 8 starting position players, they accumulated 1083 strikeouts, out of 1529 for the club total. They struck out nearly 25% of the time, and nearly a 5:2 K/BB ratio.

Oh, and for most of the year, Chad Qualls was their closer. Poor Diamondbacks.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

they kinda have to now

trying to keep people interested

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 28, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

and don’t want to jinx it.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

they're better than they've been

and getting Vlad back in the lineup will help.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

20. fucking. runs.

what the fuck do the haters have left. Our guys are not giving them any ammo to use against us. 20. fucking. runs.

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Lucky, fluke, Rangers beat themselves, etc.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT TWENTY FUCKING RUNS! THAT IS NOT LUCK!!!!! LOL ANYONE WHO THINKS TWENTY RUNS IS LUCK

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

20 runs is not luck

but come on, 87 straight balls in the 9th, well, I guess that’s suck. But I still can’t adjust to seeing the other team melt down.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain, your argument is invalid.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullpen Fael

Between Posey’s hit and Renteria’s first foul ball there was one Giant swing on 24 Rangers pitches.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I love this

Oh hell yes.

by dba on Oct 28, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHARPIED

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thank you a thousand times.

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by ZenPop on Oct 28, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made many laughs

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 28, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This and women wearing beards, it’s all so Monty Python. I love it.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 28, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Skyport and Technology

what kind of Utopia do you live in?

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha.

that’s what it sounds like.

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're the one who did it

That was a test and you passed it and made it possible for the Giants to win. Thanks.

by BeetLA on Oct 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kismet.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol satire

“Rowand’s triple”

Why didn’t you just fly everyone in your spaceship to ShangriLa for cookies and ice cream?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT THE AL IS SO MUCH BETTER

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

not their pitching or the LOLbullpen thats for sure

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rangers bullpen

Average age is like 23? They looked a little spooked for sure. I get happy thinking about just chasing their starters out and facing those guys!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

and now we can be glad

that they finally ARE chasing the starters. A lot of those Braves/Phillies guys got out of jams. Now Rowands and Renterias are hitting bombs.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

We didn’t exactly chase Wilson, but we were holding him to about 7 innings (~15 pitches per inning the whole way), which is average, but better than we normally do.

And even though we only got 8 hits (hahahahaha, only), there were at least 3 line drives that found gloves, so we were seeing the ball decently well considering how effective that back foot slider was against us.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Los Gigantes were definitely more patient at the plate on the whole.

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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

We made some first pitch outs, but the balls were usually well hit. I think they’re picking one or two pitches to go after with each pitcher… The fastball and maybe something else.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t want to face Wilson again. He was great tonight.

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll see how that blister is treating him if it comes to that. I’m not stressing it. Matt Cain.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you need some kicks and want to win Game Six… Matt Cain
He don’t lie, he don’t lie, he don’t lie… Matt Cain

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

As the Cain puns go, this one’s pretty good.

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

When they score one run and you need a pun… Matt Cain
He don’t lie, he don’t lie, he don’t lie… Matt Cain

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, fair point.

But, surely, he’s dealt with blisters before, given his repertoire.

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS ARE SO AWESOME, I LOVE OUR TEAM.

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

A new hero every game

that sounded like bullshit when they started saying it. But it’s not. It’s really been happening.

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by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Can everybody get MVP?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

in all the fond times we spent

watching Jeffrey Hammonds and Pierzynski, it became clear that a bad team has a different part break down every day or week. One day the starter melts down in the 3rd, one day someone throws a ball in the stands, one day someone grounds into 4 double plays.

This team somehow is the opposite: someone randomly does exactly what is necessary to win the game. If they can do it two more times, well, I don’t know what to say about that. But it gets more crazily fun every time I read one of these threads.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who needs a DH?

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 28, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

The Rangers, apparently.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAW HAW

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 28, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chick Tract FTW!

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been so long since I read a Chick comic.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

the Giants do

starting Saturday, and I’m still curious who it’s going to be.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo or Uribe I think.

Dark horse might be Huff with Ishi in the field. I think Pablo.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know how every other team's fans thinks matt cain has magic home run supressing skills

he does.
magic wall ftw

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

telekinesis?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain’s thoughts as the ball was heading to center field: “You will not go over the fence”

Ball: /stops flying and drops on the edge of the wall

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 28, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM PHOENIX!!!!!!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/this

"Then I didn’t know what to do. So I ran in and punched Wilson as hard as I could."-Aubrey Huff
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert

by GreatAetherFTW on Oct 28, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

tickets to the WS in Arlington are going on fire sale.

Fly down there are support your team!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH!

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by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

where’s the first one from?

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like sfgiants.com

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by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yahoo's main page.

The second one is SI.com.

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yahoo sports… haven’t been there in months…

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I highly recommend it. They have national coverage and they are not ESPN.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 28, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is beautiful

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 28, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey They're Improving

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne" - Wilson
"I want to hug Uribe. I want to hug Posey. I want to hug everyone." - Torres
"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff

by Heshan on Oct 28, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Has to be something punny.

by kezargiants on Oct 29, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wonderful Game! But the Fox coverage sucks. If I ever have to see a close-up of Nolan Ryan or the Texas GM, I’m going to bunch in the fucking TV set…

"If all the people love each other, the whole world would be a better place to live" - Johnny (Tommy Wiseau) from the film masterpiece, "The Room"

by Tommy Wiseau is a Giants Fan on Oct 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

excuse me, punch the TV set…

"If all the people love each other, the whole world would be a better place to live" - Johnny (Tommy Wiseau) from the film masterpiece, "The Room"

by Tommy Wiseau is a Giants Fan on Oct 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like this comment most

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are a Party Buster.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Oct 29, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was rather enjoying watching Nolan Ryan’s pouting mug

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 28, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, a couple of times. But they literally showed him after every ball the Texas relievers pitched. It got old really fast…

"If all the people love each other, the whole world would be a better place to live" - Johnny (Tommy Wiseau) from the film masterpiece, "The Room"

by Tommy Wiseau is a Giants Fan on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rangers' GM Jon Daniels

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Oct 28, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. I thought they shaved that Geico caveman and gave him a free ticket there.

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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty sure they opened a new one

on 24th where the old Cala Foods was in Noe Valley.

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain lives walking distance to that Whole Foods, FWIW.

Don’t ask me how I know this… privileged information.

by zuma420 on Oct 29, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

year, real secret

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 29, 2010 6:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to work here when it was called Bell Market.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 29, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

Matt Cain doesn’t have a crazy beard or 20 wins so he must not be interesting.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually liked the Jeff Francoeur thing. It shows what a joke of a player he is.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they consider the Giants to be somewhat unsavory, what with the dope, the thongs and The Machine.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is my suspicion too

I note they didn’t talk about Timmy’s hobbies. And yes, not one thong mention. Suck it Real America!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 29, 2010 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT SELF RIGHTEOUS RED STATES. HEDONISTS ARE KICKING YOUR ASS!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3oIiH7BLmg

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Oct 29, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

err

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3oIiH7BLmg

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Oct 29, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Texas Rangers have a vaunted lineup. Matt Cain is a flyball pitcher who has gotten super lucky, and he doesn’t have to pitch against the DH.

Except no. Matt Cain.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

God, that inning when Kinsler hit the double, and then walked Moreland to get to Wilson and Cain stranded the runner, I can’t even imagine what kind of teeth-gnashing was going on with the AL fanboys.

Suck it, haters.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They will …I think it’s time for the post game wee-wee break.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT HAS HE EVER SMOKED CRACK. AND IF SO DID HE OVERCOME ADDICTION AND LET THE MEDIA OVERPLAY THE STORY?

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Oct 28, 2010 8:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ginger Ale

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 28, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

More LOLZ from LSB
stars lost too.
i want out of this nightmare.

by TideNtexas on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Really, that’s like witnessing a fender bender
after the space shuttle challenger disaster

Chan Ho bobble head
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Oct 28, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

by DogtownJ on Oct 28, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh, the Stars losing is pretty commonplace these days.

Wait, wha?

by Timorous Me on Oct 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll let it play. He has a valid point.

"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

by techsig12 on Oct 28, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Oct 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha.

that’s great.

kind of a bad taste comparison but i LOL’d

LOL TEXAS

LOL HAMILTON

LOL TEXAS BULLPEN

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hate to say this

but I hope that was the last game at AT&T this season!

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd like them to win at home.

But I won’t get picky, just win baby.

Hella.

by Snack on Oct 28, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

hush

win 2 before they can win 4. Get it done.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES please

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought I’d jump into the cove if they won at home, but I’m in my thirties now, never really swam well, heck, if they can ice it in Texas, go for it.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Break into chase field and jump into the POOL WOOO!!!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Oct 28, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you in Arizona?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU BILL SIMMONS!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I know he's rooting for SF

but fuck his incessant NL bashing. FUCK THAT NOISE.

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link for the latter?

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

no specific link

just all year him and jacko kept knocking the NL and saying it was a total joke. Really got old.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it’s really annoying. LOL THE NL IS LIKE THIS AN THE AL IS LIKE THAT. So dumb.

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by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants would totally battle the Orioles for last in the AL East, giggle giggle.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 28, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

just in general probably. He took at least one shot at the “inferior” NL in pretty much every baseball related podcast this year.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 28, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The interleague record speaks for itself.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 28, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s weird, since 2002 the AL has the edge in World Championships, 4-3. And the Giants are well on their way to evening that margin.

So, I don’t see it.

Also, fuck the Red Sox.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

they totally disregard the WS record thing

because they are fucking idiots about baseball.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and the AL has the edge in interleague play. However, the ASG is not a barometer of performance because it does not reflect real teams or real game situations. Because it doesn’t count.

Finally, the 2006 Cardinals won the World Series, thereby negating any claim of superiority by the AL. You lost to the 2006 Cardinals.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

Openly said he’s rooting for the Giants

by DFARowand on Oct 28, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

notice my second post

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ya

He doesn’t really follow the NL. So he just says the AL is better.

by DFARowand on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will be interesting to see who comes in if Hunter struggles on Sunday.

Or will they just go with Lee on short rest…

Guess Game 3 will tell us a lot about that.

by NHL84 on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's been good

I was kind of surprised to see Lowe come in. That seemed like gas on the fire, as Bochy (!) pinch-hit for a pinch-hitter and ended up with a bases-clearing triple from Rowand (!).

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big mistake by Washington not starting Bengie tonight. He never would have called for all those walks in the eighth.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 28, 2010 8:29 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

dude he was sooo pouting in the 8th inning.

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

he laughed after he scored last night

not too many smiles today.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

2009 Sanchez : 2010 Wilson
2009 Whiteside : 2010 Treanor

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't fucking believe edgar had a HR tonight

bummed I missed that. Wow.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

well… i hope the guys don’t let off the gas with this victory. keep the accelerator down, and we’re World Champions

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

get game 3 dudes!

3-0 is awesome, but 3-1 is good too. Get the third win!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never let up against a good team

That lesson should have been well-learned in, oh, what year was it again…?

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something more recent...

I seem to recall some ballplayer recounting that he was in the dugout saying, “Nobody parties, they could still come back.” Boone, Bourne, Bahn… Some guy that hit lots of home runs, anyway…

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pics or it didn’t happen.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

I fell asleep drunk during the bottom of the eight, guys. I missed the scorefest, lol.

by Murray, Present on Oct 28, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

how could you!?!?!?!

by reneved on Oct 28, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can she slap?!

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by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

DRINK MOAR ON SATURDAY

just don’t drive

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you fucking shitting me

you fell asleep with your team up 2-0? wow.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

you need to fall asleep drunk more often, friend

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did Ron Washington

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Sure seemed like it.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And people were all, “Is Murray here?”

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 28, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Oct 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Murray, Not Present

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 28, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

It’s nice to see Edgar go out in style. His home run will be remembered for a long time.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

/signs two year extension

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did this contribute to the 8th inning at all?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

what the fuck?!

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

even if it did, this image should be banned.

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gross

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just went blind.

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by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

hooray!

You waived your no-trade clause!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It contributed to my severe case of nausea.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subject line'd

And fuck that guy.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. not even Walrus.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how you know it’s bad. Not even Walrus.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait...

why is he wearing gear for both teams?

"Then I didn’t know what to do. So I ran in and punched Wilson as hard as I could."-Aubrey Huff
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert

by GreatAetherFTW on Oct 28, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he’s a Canadian Dodgers fan.

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by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cause he does'nt really give a shit about anything

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he's a fucking sell-out

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/this

You’re answer wins

"Then I didn’t know what to do. So I ran in and punched Wilson as hard as I could."-Aubrey Huff
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert

by GreatAetherFTW on Oct 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't even think he's a sell out

because he’s just a test tube baby pop star bastard

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 28, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Justin’s not wearing a shirt, eh?

Oh hell yes.

by dba on Oct 28, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nasty

Naked underneath that jacket?

Well, this could make his career a little more interesting to follow.

by Timorous Me on Oct 28, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

WalrusMan is intrigued…

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

… no, it’s still Justin Bieber.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a disgrace to both the Rangers and the Giants

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-

by Mini Hulk on Oct 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was the harbinger of the apocalypse

After that, locusts, frogs, etc.

The storm will come later and there will be blood.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bend the brim, you stupid pubescent boy.

This kid should not be allowed anywhere near baseball.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

But obviously

Now tons of pre-teen girls are going to watch baseball and be sucked in on Saturday night!!!!!!

by Timorous Me on Oct 28, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That little brat probably roots for the Yankees, Lakers, and Cowboys

"If all the people love each other, the whole world would be a better place to live" - Johnny (Tommy Wiseau) from the film masterpiece, "The Room"

by Tommy Wiseau is a Giants Fan on Oct 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

…My roommate roots for the Yankees, Lakers, and Cowboys.

She is rooting for the Giants to win, though!

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Fear the Fin - Cornering the market on third pairing defensemen since March 2009

by mymclife on Oct 28, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maple Leafs?

He is Canadian, after all.

by Timorous Me on Oct 28, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

EDMONTON OILERS

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course not

The Maple Leafs suck

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canada's Team

How ’bout them Leafs!!!!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually the Leaf are looking pretty good this year. Doubt it will last tho’

by skilletboy on Oct 29, 2010 12:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

somebody please shop a rangers hat on there

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything started getting weird after they showed this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saying.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s why I reposted it with a subject line just incase.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t deserve to wear that hat!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

defenetly deserves that rangers jacket thought

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was really fucking gross. I may not watch FOX any more.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

he is releasing a single on game 3. Maybe that will be our rally song!

If things go well, they will play it for the victory parade!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL hair helmet

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 28, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO Justin Bieber, you DON'T love that girl ......

U r 10.

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"

by GIANT stoner on Oct 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

rec’d

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 28, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

nuff said

Still waiting for the Kaboom of Doom, Sandoval.

by GforGiantsGilroyGarlicFries on Oct 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hastily clicks subject line

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

flagged

what idiot shopped a Giants hat onto Mayim Bialik?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You don't get to do that.

Fuck you. You are from Canada. Root for the damned Jays.

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by GiantBrass on Oct 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE THE FUCKING STICKER OFF DICKHOLE

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can everyone please leave the little girl alone?

PLEASE?

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Oct 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, Beiber did a “rap” making fun of Tom Brady’s hair. I heard a soundbite on ESPN radio. He makes Vanilla Ice seem like Dr. Dre.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do white people love Wayne Brady so much?

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOSE LINE!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes Malcome X look like Bryant Gumble

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 28, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other way around, but good on ya.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been awhile

MUST. REWATCH.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 28, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The follow up with Brady was pretty fucking brilliant.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I make Bryant Gumble look like Malcom X huh motherfucker!

“Oh Shit, it’s Wayne Brady son!” ‘Break yoself foo!’

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Oct 29, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom Brady sure is young looking in that picture. But why would he be wearing a Rangers jacket when he’s a homegrown Giants fan?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank GOD

This wasn’t taken in AT&T!!!!

by i_am_a_ZAG on Oct 29, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be yelled at for the jinx here

…but I was genuinely curious and had to look it up, so.

Last time a team went up 2-0 in the Series and didn’t win: 1996.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT THE FUCK UP GODDAMIT

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

you want an uppercut sandwich?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

TABOO!!!

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-

by Mini Hulk on Oct 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOUTHERN IGNORANCE!

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Oct 28, 2010 9:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh, good grief.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU TELL HIM, 2

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m all farred up!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh drawl

/fans self

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think if ever come to an MCC meetup, I’m going to wear cowboy boots, a plaid button-up and a cowboy hat with a huge confederate flag on it. Just because.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leave off the flag, please.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you have to worry about that. Your more immediate concern is climbing out of that chasm.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rest of the outfit sounds.. what’s the word.. natty.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not for me.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my favorite shirts is a German version of a ‘Western’ style shirt that my crazy Oma bought for me years ago. So you have to wear the plaid.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I don’t see you wearing that. Doesn’t seem to be your style LOL

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 28, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

:^)

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry Letter

Heavy chasm

/lives in DFW

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Oct 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, but...

the last time a team went up 2-0 at home, and lost? 1981…

by BSJ on Oct 28, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU GOTTA GET TO THE FIRST NUMBER BEFORE THE NEXT NUMBER

- Bruce Bochy

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Learned how to count the right way

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like his math.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ron Washington ain’t buyin’ it.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kumon

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

1,2,5

three, sir.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Signor Pastrami, what is the first number?

Sabean delendum est!

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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Oct 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

My God

8th inning to remember!

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-

by Mini Hulk on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

13 runs between 8th today and 5th yesterday. BOOM BABY

8

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear The Giants

If you keep scoring 7 runs in the 8th innings, I will have to change my DVR so that it records the whole dang game for sure.
In my world, it’s still 8-0 in 8th!

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Oct 28, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

The Aaron Burr one was my favourite.

8

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was good, but there have been some really funny ones over the past couple months.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed that one… sounds like my kind of humor though.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was the Lazy Sunday line — “You can call me Aaron Burr by the way I’m droppin’ Hamiltons”

8

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all knew how good Matt Cain was before, but this postseason has cemented him as a Giants LEGEND. Seriously.

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 28, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

fuck yeah

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember watching his very first start!

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont :/

but I was never in the “THIRD STARTER AT BEST!” camp.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too!

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game sucked though

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it was awesome seeing some 20 year old go out and throw in the mid to high 90's

I literally yelled out “What the fuck!” at the dinner table when I saw the reading from the radar gun….my dad proceeded to smack me upside the head for my language. XD

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 29, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so good to see my mancrush on Matt Cain validated on the biggest stage in the game.

by Duelling Brandos on Oct 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Ron Washington

He’ll never live this game down.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck?

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Oct 28, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the . . . ?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

International Versions

เพศสัมพันธ์
Jebati
Fotre
Neuken
Naida
Fjandinn

Oddly, Fuck is just Fuck in many languages.

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ENGLISH CONQUERS ALL

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

‘Fjandinn’ sounds innocent enough for even me to use.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 29, 2010 2:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK‽

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs a shit

to be a fuck shit stack

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 28, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I’m kind of into the song, to be honest.

by tomorrow on Oct 28, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

FORNICATION!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

COTTON

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd so hard

The rangers are smug douchebags. Fuck that team.

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

caught in a landslide of RUNS

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Oct 28, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's really a shame Barry Zito isn't on the playoff roster...

We really could have used him in the 9th inning!!

Buy High,Sell Lower- The Brian Sabean methodology to Running (Ruining) the Giants

by Mordy From Monsey on Oct 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

To create a save situation for Wilson

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That went well.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

"Heart Matters"

Thank you, spots cliches.

8

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Classy

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

These drug jokes aren't played out at all.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

this actually

got me to burst out laughing. I don’t know why.

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Oct 28, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't either

because it’s not funny

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok then

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Oct 28, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here

/skulks away shamefully

by Hatuxka on Oct 28, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not cool

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-

by Mini Hulk on Oct 28, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 28, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude. No.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big deal. They did coke, they stopped. God forbid you joke about it.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

MOAR LEVITY

Thank you. It’s OK, cuz they aren’t going to read this. Oh, and it’s a joke.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Oct 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really most of this board makes jokes about the giants players and drugs, which one would think only other teams fans would do. But this is off limits, spare me.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 28, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

weed != coke

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

see this is why people make weed jokes about timmy

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Guillen agrees

Buy High,Sell Lower- The Brian Sabean methodology to Running (Ruining) the Giants

by Mordy From Monsey on Oct 28, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lame

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

“C.J. do you like gladiator movies?”

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post game interviews and wrap

http://www.csnbayarea.com/pages/live

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Bochy was just on. Very gracious.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read this as “Very gorgeous.”

by kimmyg on Oct 28, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't swing that way

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT FUCKING CAIN!

ahem, sorry.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

JUSTIN BEIBER USED CONFUSE

IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE
THE RANGERS BULLPEN IS DAMAGING ITSELF
THE RANGERS BULLPEN HAS FEINTED

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

hahahaha

spelling

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classy guys. Actually this whole team is classy…

"If all the people love each other, the whole world would be a better place to live" - Johnny (Tommy Wiseau) from the film masterpiece, "The Room"

by Tommy Wiseau is a Giants Fan on Oct 28, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m picturing his face enormous and translucent in the sky over AT&T Park, looking down beatifically on our players.

by Monkeyking42 on Oct 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Like he’s the sun baby person in Teletubbies!

by kimmyg on Oct 28, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

more like Mufasa at the end of Lion King

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Oct 29, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d, a thousand times rec’d

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 29, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Too bad Guillen couldn’t at least behave like a professional

by monsterlxe on Oct 28, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you imagine how bad he would have been in Kansas WITHOUT the HGH?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Exactly as bad as he was.

hGH has zero effect on ability to play baseball. That is ten times solider than even the clear evidence on the uselessness of steroids.

Sabean delendum est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Oct 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it have an effect on one’s ability to recover from injuries?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's lip-smacking good

that’s why they’re all NOM NOM NOM

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Possibly.

The medical literature is less than definitive. It appears that hGH may accelerate healing in certain types of injuries, such as bone fractures; it may have effects in other instances. Whether that has any meaningful effect for ball players probably depends on how often they are on, or close to, the DL. (Of course, if we find that treating injuries with effective medication is “cheating”, we need to also ban everything from surgery to aspirin, but that’s a discussion for another time and place.)

But it is rock-solid sure that hGH does not augment abilities in any way, for ball players or for anyone.

Sabean delendum est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Oct 28, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only ask because I think it is worth suggesting that regardless of whether or not the literature supports it, there is the perception that steroids/HGH can help recover from injuries more quickly, and Lord knows that Guillen was plagued with injuries towards the end of the season. When you’re 36 years old, playing for a job, on the verge of breaking down entirely and a former user, yeah you’re going to make the call.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds of me of a piece I read in USA Today not long ago in which Burrell described Rowand as one of his best friends and praised his dignity about spending a lot of time on the bench.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that was awesome.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gallo agrees, Ott.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

I’ve nattered (…) about him but I am really amazed and proud that he has come off the bench to do stuff like this. Sure, garbage time, but he could have waved at 3 and sat down. Nice.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand has earned my deep respect for how he’s handled everything this year.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m thinking about seeing if I can get a Scott jersey

by BeetLA on Oct 28, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure you’d have no trouble finding one. The shops have been full of unsold ones all year.

by The Double Deuce on Oct 28, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

To jump on board with this, I think Travis and Nate have also been real professionals about becoming bench players more or less exclusively. I know they didn’t have as far to fall as Rowand and Zito, but they’ve both been great this year and I think deserve a lot of credit for their attitudes and contributions to this team’s success.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love them both

glad to see Nate get a little action at the plate and in the field. Too bad we had to hear about Jeff Francoeur’s beard instead.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea

Weird how Rowand is on the verge of ring number 3, for team number 3.

The good phite had a blog post right before the NLCS of how he roams from team to team, crashing into walls, breaking his face, and teaching teams how to win.

I like him a lot, he can hit pretty good when he is on. I just wish he would lay off that low and outside slider.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand didn’t win the WS with the Phillies.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. Traded in ’07.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

A deadly sword, a healing hand,
a back that bent beneath its load;
a trumpet-voice, a burning brand,
a weary pilgrim on the road.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Seems like Pablo has been pretty stand-up about things too.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Simmer down, nerds

Matt Cain still doesn’t know how to win.

hahahahahahahaha….AMIRITE?!?!?!?!

by HawkInExile on Oct 28, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when Javier Lopez came in to face Josh Hamilton as the tying run and it was kind of a tense AB?

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

And

remember when we got that second run?

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And

Remember when Brandon Medders would have pitched that 9th inning?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

SELL HIGH!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 28, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is real, DFA,

and we’ll all meet soon in Elysian fields.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And touch the Happy Isles, and see the great Achilles whom we knew.
Though much is taken, much abides. And though we are not now that strength
That in the old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are
We are: one equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will,
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/applauds

“Ulysses” is one of my favorite poems. Well done.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Saying by the Giants

Bad Hitting beats Good Pitching!!!

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Oct 28, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell is wrong with Bip's voice?

it sounds so high and nasally.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Man

I could really get used to listening to nothing but positive postgame recaps.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't get used to it

You’ll get two more this year.

At most.

by sundance95 on Oct 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ILL TAKE IT

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell yeah

won’t disagree with that

by sundance95 on Oct 28, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome pic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is beautiful.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, so poetry.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

rob neyer LOL

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
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by shahbazi3 on Oct 28, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there alcohol involved? LOL

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

My Dad, who's never watched baseball in his life till now

said that performance by the bullpen in the bot 8th was the single worst thing he’s ever seen, calling them “pathetic and utterly incapable of doing anything positive, they suck man!”

Hit like Berry, Score like Jerry.

by Dub4lif3 on Oct 28, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

For Bondslegend: FUCK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhh7Iu76yUA

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MONTY PYTHON?!?!?!?!

THAT’S GEORGE FUCKING CARLIN AND HOW DARE THEY FUCKING DISPARAGE HIS WORK LIKE THAT.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So do you think those dumbshits in the media have figured it out yet?

Probably not. But they are fucking idiots.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Ssssshhhhh!

Don’t wake them up.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Oct 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly

who cares right now.

We’re up 2-0, eff the mediaz.

by sundance95 on Oct 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who gives a rat’s ass.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 29, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants need one more shut out to tie the 1905 Giants for most shutouts in Giants Postseason history

2 to have the record.

#justsayin.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT JOE BUCK SAID THIS IS THEIR FIRST IN 60 YEARS

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheeyit.

That’s Mathewson & McGraw. That’s serious comps.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

That is ridiculous. Amazing stuff.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christy Matthewson has been thrown around as a comp on ESPN a lot this playoffs. Where Cliff Lee failed, Matt Cain prevailed.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: More Christy Mathewson than you.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 28, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Six.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The approach is the epiclesis

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

implicit epiclesis

/lapsed Catholic

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, I was right about you.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE BALL BOUNCED OFF THE WALL BACK INTO HIS GLOVE

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait!

Pat Burrell is “The Machine”? Link?

by Sigualicious on Oct 28, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/confirmed-pat-burrell-is-the-machine/

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/confirmed-pat-burrell-is-the-machine/

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster P

tied for most hits in the post season by an SFG rookie, apparently

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem just said, “This was a tight, tense playoff game” and I was like, “It was?”

And then I remembered, lol.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Hard to remember that it was once tortures.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was for more than seven innings

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Oct 28, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously!

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
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by shahbazi3 on Oct 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like that was weeks ago

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
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by shahbazi3 on Oct 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Guillen Left Off Giants Playoff Roster Because of HGH Link

LOL GUILLEN

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

THE PLAYOFF RUN IS TAINTED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE GIANTS ARE MAKING A MOCKERY OF THE GAME

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

JOHN MCGRAW DID IT ON ALE AND SALT PORK

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND BINOCULARS

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahha just saw that

Hit like Berry, Score like Jerry.

by Dub4lif3 on Oct 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

fanshot :P

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you took care of it =)

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure it was mentioned in a bizillion different places today.

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, I hope Jose Guillen never sets foot in the Giants clubhouse ever again.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

So thats what it takes to keep him off the roster huh?

by monsterlxe on Oct 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE'VE BEEN HAD!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

phillies fans knew they couldn’t have lost fairly

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
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by shahbazi3 on Oct 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE WANT PUCETAS BACK

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to jinx us, but if the Giants win the World Series, Bengie Molina will have earned a ring exponentially more than that waste of space Guillen.

"If all the people love each other, the whole world would be a better place to live" - Johnny (Tommy Wiseau) from the film masterpiece, "The Room"

by Tommy Wiseau is a Giants Fan on Oct 28, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOO!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post game is going crazy LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I am so confused.

I want to be happy and jump up and down and scream (OK I did that) MY GOD we are up 2-0 in the WS!
I am so worried because this is Giants baseball and the last thing I wanted to see was us get up high enough that we get the baseball gods attention.

We have been flying so under the radar. 20 runs is NOT under the radar.

TORTURE in a nine nothin game as Kruk just said. God I love it.

by fierrpawz on Oct 28, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t not believe. For real.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Chicken Skin!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

A fight broke out on post game

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

drunken rubes

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I mention I was born in the second half of the Reagan Administration?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was born in the first half of the Clinton Administration!

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET OFF MY LAWN

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA
TABLES TURNED!!!

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t have a lawn.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to protests against Reagan and the Queen when they visited San Francisco.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DO YOU HATE FREDDIE MERCURY

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 29, 2010 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Two more wins please

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar Renteria:

Worth every cent

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 28, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Earned his contract tonight, as far as I’m concerned.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

resigned for 2/$24

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
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by shahbazi3 on Oct 28, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's Uribe money

I HOPE

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOWN THE STRETCH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 28, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain is cursed

Did the Giants seriously have to wait until he was out to uncork?

And by uncork, take 176 straight balls.

by nKoan on Oct 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

not until Cain learns how to win!

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
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by shahbazi3 on Oct 28, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t you mean 109?

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Oct 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain still doesn't know to win

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL IAN KINSLER'S DOUBLE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean there’s another Kinsler running around San Francisco tonight?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but don't worry

He will never get any further than 2nd base.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hee hee.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hoorah

or whichever version your branch yealls (I really can’t keep track).

Enjoy enjoy enjoy

by sundance95 on Oct 28, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

give those krauts some hell

if they won’t get up and watch it with you

by Bill Palmer on Oct 28, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1 for WW2 shoutout

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Recc'd!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

And thanks for all your service dude. You are a hero.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Feel free to stay!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

EPIC!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, thank YOU.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

F-yeah, great story

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Oct 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

lkuh98

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 29, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, how’d they get that
Walk ’em Texas Ranger placard so quickly???

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

stupid question...

how the heck do I ad a photo? It’s been a few years since i did it

Chris Ray is not Bengie Molina.

by The Thrill on Oct 28, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I normally just find a pic on the web and cut and paste the URL. Otherwise yes you need to get it from a photo hosting site. See also the FAQs

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Vans.

Interesting

Oh hell yes.

by dba on Oct 28, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

$600!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 28, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT?!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOR SHOES????

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very big shoe

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We didn’t even pay that much for World Series tickets…

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 24 pairs made

out of stock the day they went on sale

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 28, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh FFS. Not even me. For a World Series Game 1 seat, as in sit down not standing room, yes, I did that. But not for sneakers.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must admit, I might get these.

Even though chunky sneaks look better on me.

I need some orange sneakers.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The LSB Post-Game Thread is ugly.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

BAY

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're trolling?

/heads over there myself

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, just reading

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet the WS thread at Athletics Nation is even better

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT THE A'S HAVE WURLD SERIZ RINGZ

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

True champions

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Real fans root for the A's

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND STEROID FREE!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHILE THEY WERE BUILDING A BALLPARK WE WERE BUILDING A TEAM

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S A TARP!

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

gettin' a little dusty

Your ______land Athletics: World Series record 1990-2010: 0-4.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my favorite retort

“But how many have they won since you got pubes?”

Works for the Dodgers too.

by nKoan on Oct 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Purple Row one is full of lulz

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh fiddlesticks

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has Dinger been banned yet?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Purple Row is another incredibly bitter site.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve had our bitter days too.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but that was in the Age of G. Rodriguez, so LOL THEM.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it’s pretty intense over there. It’s like the same person with 30 different accounts. Mixed with a few optimists here and there.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still can’t believe a fucking ball bounced off the top of the CF wall, this has to be the Giant’s year, right?

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't think of a reason why it wouldn't be

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-

by Mini Hulk on Oct 28, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And back into play!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right into Torres’s glove!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

he held that to a double. Fantastic and held the shutout.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ANDRES' EYES

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres was ready for the rebound and had it right away

He lost no time at all firing it back in.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Oct 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like they show on Sportsnation:

Oh…So…Close!

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-

by Mini Hulk on Oct 28, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres stars in the Broadway revival of Home Improvement.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

GOD DAMN IT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

WILSON

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Oct 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprise!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

WILSON!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

we need some shop work on this

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres was here

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Oct 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we sure that’s not Zito?

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 29, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Guy Who OK'd the Blueprints...

… for Mays Field, gets a big thank you.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

BULLPENS? WE DON’ NEED NO STINKIN’ BULLPENS!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re raiding that Karma account big time! and there’s still plenty in reserves!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I hope the Giants can knock Lewis out quickly

To get back to the bullpen. They have to be pretty demoralized right now.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

No doubt

The Ranger bullpen hasn’t had anything go its way this season

by sundance95 on Oct 28, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTER AND CAIN INTERVIEW ON POST GAME NOW

http://www.csnbayarea.com/pages/live

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HAIR BABY THERE MAMA
EVERYWHERE DADDY DADDY HAIR

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love that song.

Hate his hair.

I’m a man of many contradictions.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any other questions?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Bengie?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I can’t get the KNBR live feed to work.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Same =/ Was hoping ot listen to Kuip’s calls, but I’ll settle for the PGW later.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just went over to MLB.com and took advantage of my At-Bat subscription.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOO!!!

KEEP IT GOING, GIANTS

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 28, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Did they pick players yet?

I am distracted by this thread.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope, just went to break.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Cain's hair at the postgame

Someone needs to ask his hair a question

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

“What’s it like covering the most beautiful head in the world?”

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL Ralph asking a Q to Wash during post game

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Living in Ohio, I don’t often hear that nasally douche voice. Detected it immediately, though—no surprise with the stupid-ass question.

by Timorous Me on Oct 28, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG u Guyz! We won game 2 of the WS!!!!

Micky mouse approves! ;)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice question.

“Hey Buster, if timmy is the freak, what is matt?”

by waffles on Oct 28, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I usually like Neyer

But geez, I have to say, he’s really going out of his way to give the Giants full credit for their wins.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although

I mean, it is fair to say they were going to be outlucked through 7ish. Wasn’t Kinsler’s double like an inch away from being a HR?

And he did say they were completely outplayed and outmanaged from the 7th on.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

See what I mean.

He writes stuff so oddly, appeasing to both sides lol. Rob Neyer I guess your okay.

by waffles on Oct 28, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rangers have better stats, therefore they must win.

-Rob Neyer

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he do something other than pick against them in the Series?

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Oct 28, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum called him a square when he asked about his hair a year ago

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Xanthan must have forgot about washing his car.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That it was a close game for 7 innings and then the Giants completely outplayed the Rangers over the final two.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not, but he did say that the Rangers were kind of unlucky for the first 7 innings (and they were, Kinsler’s double was very close to being a HR.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean if your down 3-0 to MATT EFFING CAIN

I don’t think Feliz makes that much of a difference.

by waffles on Oct 28, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, 3-0 (or 2-0) is a lot different from 9-0.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

flawless argumentative skills

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

So do you think B-Weezy would have blown a save there?

Either way I’m pretty sure the Giants were going to win. Neftali couldn’t have made a huge difference.

by waffles on Oct 28, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-0 in the 9th inning is a winnable game. It’s a low percentage, but it’s not ridiculously rare. 9-0 in the 9th inning is game over. That is the difference.

by sprdelfin on Oct 28, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

claro.

El es mejor. Entonces, tu.

by FPTV on Oct 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My only problem with it

Is he wrote a whole recap and analysis of that game and didn’t mention Cain once. That’s trying really hard to not give credit.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 28, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

he doesnt like Cain because cain has a high xFIP

by cubesonice on Oct 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

God forbid Rob say the Giants played a better game than the Rangers.

by kingofthacove on Oct 28, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOPE

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lots of walks. rowand triple

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 28, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Offense bails out that flukey Matt Cain again…

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

My two-year-old skipped his nap today. Pretty harrowing.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing to see here looky-lous… Move along…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

same ol’ same ’ol

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 28, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

You need to leave the game threads more often.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

We talked about Rush, and what they had for lunch.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY

or that weird awful Canadian band?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Won,

but other than that, nope.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Balls hurting

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 28, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Idaho related?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man

this series needs to end soon. By the time I wind down and get to bed I’m destroyed for work in the morning.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

no doubt

fortunately, 2 games over the weekend.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did well in the short go

that last bull was really a whirlin’.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have scored 20 runs in this series

They only scored 19 total against the Phillies.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

MATTHEW.THOMAS.CAIN.

Bitches.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 28, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

AND HE SPELLS IT WITH 2 Ts! FUCK YOU, LATOS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

THREE IF YOU COUNT "THOMAS"

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT T CAIN
suck it latos.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LETS GET FIRED UP

LETS GET FIRED UP

That song is pretty cheesy but I’ve had it stuck in my head all day LOL GIANTS I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve had that damn dynamite song stuck in my head for like a week now.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

It’s just some funky shit that soothes the tortured mind of giants fans.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid Gary Radish

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjTtu9AKd2k

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH MATT CAIN FUCK YEAH

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Seriously this made me tear up a little.

by Ozzwepay on Oct 28, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I love you, Matt Cain.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

20 runs

most ever in first 2 WS games.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

but we have no offense

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Club record or Series record?

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

series record

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Series

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CANT HIT

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT CAIN MATT CAIN MATT CAIN MATT CAIN MATT CAIN MATT CAIN MATT CAIN MATT CAIN

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

An excellent point.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Jon Miller

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Everyone should.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I love Jon Miller

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 28, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love him more.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, me!

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I adopted him!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

That works

The RBI hit and the defense.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL post game

They don’t seem to realise that you can hear and seem them during breaks on http://www.csnbayarea.com/pages/live

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Thread = slaughtered

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Two years ago nobody wanted Juan Uribe.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Oct 28, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Or Andres Torres.

This year, nobody wanted Aubrey Huff.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I know Dave has a bromance with Javier Lopez."-Kuiper

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

"I'm sorry. I do." -Flem

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol I love that saying from a while back.

I have the same with J.Lo too. Especially when he killed Koward.

by waffles on Oct 28, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is one classy Swede.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG. IM SPEECHLESS!

by skilletboy on Oct 28, 2010 8:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Done

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine Doug running into catcher

.. I love baseball, but it is missing a bit of healthy violence of hockey.

I hope my Sharks are taking notes.

by Mindless on Oct 28, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

hands?

some sort of orange hulk

by m22 on Oct 28, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

MURRAY IS A BEAST!!!

…just like Cain and Uribe!

www.zenpop.com - Rock Posters, Illustrations, Magazine Covers and more!

by ZenPop on Oct 28, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Players of the Game

David B, – Rent
Jon – Uribe
Kuip – Lopez
Kruk – Rownads

Group pick – MATT CAIN

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Great pick

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone in the background on CSN had a ‘300’ poster with Wilson as Leonidas.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Which character is ‘The Machine’?

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

the weird boiled monkey people

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 28, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

God King= Cliff

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can tell the Giants' fans are photoshop fluent

And Texas will have a lot of crayon-and-paste signs

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silicon valley!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goodnight folks

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I need to get out of here, too. Good night!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/wanders off to StubHub

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

This

I checked for tickets to Saturday’s game, and they were 500 for SRO. Hopefully they’ve gone down some. I think I could do 300.

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by Kestrel76 on Oct 28, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw that this morning

Gave me a good laugh LOL DALLAS.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

So....

smoke weed, win World Series then?

Mute Buck and McCarver. Enjoy baseball again:
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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

guess what Dallas mayor

you might want to light up.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mitch williams is pissed

FUCK THE GIANTS THEY CANT HIT THIS IS ALL LUCK

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously?

Two more wins and he and his ilk will be stuffing themselves with crow for years to come.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's still sobbing over H2O being dethroned

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t credit him with understanding small samples and so forth, but inadvertently he has a point. The Giants aren’t a team you would figure to average 10 runs a game.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

ALL THIS AND WE GET TROY SMITH ON SUNDAY!!!! WOOOOO

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE WARRIORS NOW PLAY DEFENSE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahahaha

Watch him come down and throw for 300 yards – 22o of those to Ted Ginn

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by Kestrel76 on Oct 28, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And run for 150 yards :D:D:D:D

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, I don't think I like this joke.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with you.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why???

11 people rec a picture about hiding your mother and children so they don’t get raped and a picture of an emergency phone gets flagged??? Dude calm down, I could understand if I photoshopped people jumping off the bridge or something but seriously… relax.

Chris Ray is not Bengie Molina.

by The Thrill on Oct 28, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the other picture got a couple of flags too.

I thought this joke was in very poor taste. And though I find the Antoine Dodson video amusing, I’m not sure I love the sign either (since I do not think we are meant to be rooting for the rapist in the Dodson video, in fact, I believe he is the villain and yet that sign is painting the Giants as the rapists.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I flagged the rape picture too.
 
Call me old fashioned but rape and suicide just don’t strike me as being very fit subjects for humor.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess broken down cars arent funny either.

The phone has more than one purpose

Chris Ray is not Bengie Molina.

by The Thrill on Oct 28, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, because the joke was intended as “LOL the Rangers relievers are going to have their cars break down on the Golden Gate Bridge!”

Your post isn’t going to be deleted. But if you can’t handle people telling you they don’t like your jokes, you might want to avoid off-color humor.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, because I obviously thought the whole rangers bullpen was going to go commit suicide tonight by jumping off the Golden Gate bridge. And I thought that would be funny. I’m glad you knew what I intended.

Or maybe It was a picture of the Golden Gate Bridge which obviously represents SF and an Emergency phone for the Rangers to use because they are in trouble!

Chris Ray is not Bengie Molina.

by The Thrill on Oct 28, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Does that explain the crisis counseling?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, malfunctioning automobiles and people taking their own lives are functionally equivalent… You may grow up some day and feel differently.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Family Guy disagrees with you.

It’s been pretty unsettling in the last few weeks, actually. That show is fucked up.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, shitty.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so…

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

(but don’t tell the mods)

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 28, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lovers gonna love

I just wanna be
all of the above

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

IT’S THE GIANTS BITCHES!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you’re not talking to me.

You talkin’ to me? Then whom are you talkin’ to?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

two more

and he’ll have earned it

by sundance95 on Oct 28, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little grin escaped Bochy's face

as the camera hit the dugout right after Renteria’s home run.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Oct 28, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haters gonna get the shit beaten out of them

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 28, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain.

Except yes.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 28, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I think they will.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't get greedy dammit!

Grant enforce your laws. We can’t get greedy. One game at a time and two more to go.

by waffles on Oct 28, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is trapped on the T line right now

Next to three rowdy Latina women and the one Rangers fan with the giant foam cowboy hat

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s an app for that!

Mute Buck and McCarver. Enjoy baseball again:
http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's called walking

The only thing I will not miss about hosting the World Series is its effect on my T ride home.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turd Ferguson!

See, it’s funny because it’s bigger than a normal hat.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big hat. It's funny.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Oct 29, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would like them to win three games in texas just to be on the safeside. for this giants team i jsut dont think 4 wins will be enough

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 28, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we do… This might be the last home game in AT&T… :(

But FUKING :) !!!!!!!!

And then lots of :’) !!!

by skilletboy on Oct 28, 2010 9:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

screw that

2 games please. Starting Sat would be best.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I gotta get undrunk before going to bed. Interviewing med school applicants tomorrow is not going to be enjoyable.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

just let them all in

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by Kestrel76 on Oct 28, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ask them Cain's middle name

if they know it, they are in.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is quite sensible

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nod and say “interesting.”

My technique.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a failsafe of mine, too.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haters gonna hate
World Series Game 1 Rating Down 25 Percent

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Last year was Philly/NY

So what? 25% ain’t bad still….

by sundance95 on Oct 28, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAHHHH NO RED SOX WAHHHH NO YANKEES

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

who cares

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha. i seriously could care less if 5 guys and their mother watch. as long as the Giants win.

Fate is inexorable

by howcanilose on Oct 28, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, those assholes dug their own fucking graves.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word * 10^13

Mute Buck and McCarver. Enjoy baseball again:
http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Letter2

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

TL2

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also:

No fan, anywhere in the world, likes to listen to Buck and McCarver

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 28, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

buck hasnt been that bad this postseason
mccarver as shit as always

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 28, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

also,

Bay Area is the #4 market.

DFW is the #9 market.

Why do I never hear a hissy fit if the Cowboys make the Super Bowl? STFU media.

by sundance95 on Oct 28, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in MY pants.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 28, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel sooo bad for FOX

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this opposites day?

Mute Buck and McCarver. Enjoy baseball again:
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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what KNBR ratings are like. Do they do radio ratings?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arbitron I think

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but they're very weird.

I think they just hand out questionnaires to people and base ratings on the feedback (by demographic, natch).

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that’s how it’s done anymore.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arbitron does telephone surveys now. Got one the other day in this sh*tty little market where the AM station that has carried the Giants all year, and through the NLDS and NLCS, does not have KNBR on for the world freakin series.

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll listen to ESPN radio and like it!!!!
Well, they do have Miller….

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

9 innings of Jon Miller calling the Giants in the WS is pretty nice. It’s mighty fine.

Mute Buck and McCarver. Enjoy baseball again:
http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I found that really odd as well. I was looking forward to listening to the Giants feed.

Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!

by Speedforthewin on Oct 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Contractual obligations mean that only flagship stations get the local feed. It must suck for you provincials.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not bad considering the lack of national followings and the Cablevision thing.

Honestly there’s no reason to ask every single sports fan in the country to care.

Of course, I’m a Mad Men and Rubicon fan. A 0.9 share is huge for me.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or, as I like to call it, “not my problem”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fox should cancel their contract

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does that "down 25%" take into account . . .

. . . all the households blacked out by the media tiff?

Sabean delendum est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Oct 28, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nolan is frantically digging through the rulebook

Trying to find an “owner can pitch anytime he wants” loophole

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't wait till he brings the lineup out on Saturday..

in his uniform, pointing at the rulebook, saying “Fuck this shit, I’m starting, finishing, and winning this game”

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robin Ventura

for one testy AB

Mute Buck and McCarver. Enjoy baseball again:
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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

my heart just melted thinking about that.

The thrill was buster posey before buster posey was buster posey.

Chris Ray is not Bengie Molina.

by The Thrill on Oct 28, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what's really amazing?

Buster Posey was born almost a year after Will’s home run off Nolan Ryan

by dprodigy19 on Oct 28, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ted Turner hired himself as manager once. Nolan might want to try that first.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little Big League FTW!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

not that it matters any more

but I thought Wash made very nice use of the “instant blister” kit.

Turns out Darren Oliver isn’t ready no matter how many warmup tosses he gets.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't win the world series if Darren Oliver is a key reliever

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

FP didn’t know who Chuck Norris was

The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez being interviewed on MLB Network.

by Duelling Brandos on Oct 28, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk and Kuip about to join the guys on CSN post game

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

J.T. Snow...

Was chilling at the back of section 118. I noticed him during the middle of the 8th. He was trying to pick up chicks. I noticed that he actually started talking to a girl after Freddy’s strikeout.

That means if we keep trying to get J.T. Snow laid, the Giants win. Science!

On another note, the dude totally didn’t want to talk, the man was focused on the prowl.

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"I want to hug Uribe. I want to hug Posey. I want to hug everyone." - Torres
"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff

by Heshan on Oct 28, 2010 9:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Isn't he married?

That’s a little….creepy

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by Kestrel76 on Oct 28, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ashleymadson.com yo

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That site is so creepy.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was just a joke but apparently not

They had the founder on the site on xtra sports 860 for a interview today which I found extremely odd.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better not tell Ryan about that one. First the Uribe homer and now his wife starts a cheating website?

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 29, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

was there a lot of “umm…” and silence?

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I asked him what he thought of Huff’s grab and tag from last night and said that it seemed like a play he would make. He turned right back to checking some chick in section 119 and just said “It was a good play.” I was a little disappointed.

Then again, I don’t have gold gloves.

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne" - Wilson
"I want to hug Uribe. I want to hug Posey. I want to hug everyone." - Torres
"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff

by Heshan on Oct 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

14 year old me is heartbroken :(

by kimmyg on Oct 28, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk and Kuip

just joined the crew down there.

by waffles on Oct 28, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Rob Neyer

CJ Wilson is not as good as Matt Cain,

Signed,
DFARowand

P.S. Go Fuck Yourself

by DFARowand on Oct 28, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

this

I like my fellow fans getting back at Neyer!

by waffles on Oct 28, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

this was covered in the series preview thread

most seemed to reach the opposite conclusion, but few will admit now.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk and Kuip

chant….you gotta love it. T

This shit is surreal as fuck.

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kuip is so drunk

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

#nottwitter

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 28, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip being drunk is one of the best parts of Kuip.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I wonder if he’s not got some sort of degenerative malady… that nobody talks about.

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Wisconsin Syndrome.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was physical deformity, not degenerative.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 29, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

The beer and sausages take their toll.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to actually cook my dinner tonight but lol 9 PM. Goddammit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Your 2010 San Francisco Giants

ruining dining plans since October 3!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’re the damn rally pants?

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

On the floor?

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how Buck and McCarver decided to end the game with Franeour’s dumb beard comment. Sounded very… Ungraceful

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 28, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

and douche-y

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Oct 28, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fox is basically one step above chip caray and kevin millar with their current tandem of suck

Apparently fox thinks joe buck and tim mccarver are the two best announcers money can buy.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, yes, and Cody Ross hit another home run off Doc Halladay a few minutes ago while we were blabbering.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting fact:

every Giant run this World Series has come with 2 outs.
Totally sustainable.

Needing a parka to watch a night game? Welcome to Giants baseball.

by phillas on Oct 28, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

which runs weren't with 2 outs?

I believe you I just can’t remember which ones

by sundance95 on Oct 28, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent’s HR for starters

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first run in the bottom of the fifth last night.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

 Can we get a status update on the sand castle at Petco Park?

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"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 28, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

They keep digging up dried cat shit out of the remains of that son of a whore sand castle

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Fuck the dodgers, padres, and rockies.

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just joined over at true blue so I can post some thangs’ after two more wins… ;)

by skilletboy on Oct 28, 2010 9:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Please don’t. No one will see them anyway.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then you can’t post here. That would suck.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You troll there and you’re banned here. Seriously.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Trolling on other teams blogs is fucking stupid especially on true blue LA and gas lamp ball because no one will read it.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention you’re just going to dumb yourself down to their level. No need to go and do that.

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 28, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny thing is

I think the Rockie fans are most upset at this right now (based on the very bitter comments on PR).

EL OH FUCKING EL.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good friend is a Rox fan

He’s been texting me through the whole post-season. He’s rooting for us. He also covets Cain.

by igotnothing on Oct 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse me

as this Angel fan raises his beer to both this comment and your team. For every San Francisco post season win this year, I’ve gone into my roommate’s room (who happens to be a Dodger fan) and blasted an air horn. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I believe he has fallen asleep.

Red Hudler > Rodger Lodge

by Teixeira Who? on Oct 29, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Okay, that's funny.

But I believe payback is going to be a bitch sooner or later. :)

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 29, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

He got me every time Fernando Rodney blew a save. I barely have hearing in my left ear.

Red Hudler > Rodger Lodge

by Teixeira Who? on Oct 29, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Keep it in your city please

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 29, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm assuming it's Packers, Packers and Packers?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 29, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lemme put it this way.

Opening day, you’d think we’d get a couple hours of baseball coverage on the radio?

Oh, sorry. OTAs are starting. Go Packers!

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 29, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ftfy

I’m not sure anybody in Green Bay cares about the Dodgers, Angels or Giants.

Except possibly me Alyssa Milano and the Southern District Bankruptcy Court.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 29, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 29, 2010 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, are you saying Alyssa Milano cares about the Dodgers and I don’t? I’m so confused.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 29, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know this is the postgame thread

but could someone make a gif of 29 seconds- 33 and/or 38-42 seconds? I don’t know why but the dancing in that video explains exactly how I feel right now

by vick701 on Oct 28, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

Thank you.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am too lazy to look this up

who’s supposed to the 8-inning man before Feliz for the Rangers? Thanks.

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

O'No and LOLiver

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess we did okay against them

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's all match up based

Olliver used to be the man then they used frank francisco now it’s ron washington staring at SSS and going with righty righty lefty lefty.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where?

On the post game?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck

yeah.

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Oct 28, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

That would most agreeable.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game #3 DH thoughts

Would like some input on any possible lineup changes or who the DH might be for Game #3 in Texas vs the RHP Colby Lewis. Would like to get my next simulation done.
Thanks.
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on Oct 28, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL at the fucking gutless DH

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Nolan Ryan
Rangers president Nolan Ryan is still a National Leaguer at heart, saying he prefers no DH. “That’s just me personally, but I’ve always felt that way,” Ryan said.

here

by Weltall on Oct 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That man knows his baseball

Allowing a starter not to have to play the field is lame. DH is lame.

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo probably.

Hella.

by Snack on Oct 28, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If not Pablo, Huff has volunteered which means that Ishikawa would start at first.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gallo . . .

likes this.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be my preference as well. I wouldn’t mind Pablo DHing, but I’d prefer giving Huff’s legs a break.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So something like??

CF – Torres
2B – Sanchez
C – Posey
LF – Burrell
1B – Huff
RF – Ross
DH – Panda
3B – Uribe
SS – Renteria

by Xeifrank on Oct 28, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Against a RHP, I would say

CF Torres
2B Sanchez
1B Huff
C Posey
LF Burrell
RF Ross
3B Uribe
DH Panda
SS Renteria

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i really hate batting uribe and panda back to back. hackzillas.
i would prolly put panda in the 9 hole and rent in the 8th just to separate them

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by operation carrot on Oct 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this

There are no Jose Castillo-style automatic outs in this lineup. Every one of them can do serious damage.

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by RDreamer on Oct 29, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm actually going to guess

that Huff DHs with Ishikawa starting at first.

Pablo DHing would be my second guess.

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Garvey

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5qFiutuOZ8

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson interview time

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Breakout personality of the WS

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

CJ or Brian?

Mute Buck and McCarver. Enjoy baseball again:
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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd for success.

"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk

by G Men on Oct 28, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

Well done.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What really gets me excited

if we can just win one game in Texas then we get Cain back home for game 6

by monsterlxe on Oct 28, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

The mark of Cain.

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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like that mark gonzalez fuck head on philly.com

It’s better to be thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and be known as a fool just saying bro.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a tool

gues journalistic standards don’t apply in Texas

by Jason Covey on Oct 28, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, somebody doesn’t get out much.

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or know anything about baseball

DA MAVERICKS GOT ROBBED IN 2006 WUT DA FUX!!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehehe I betcha he wrote a lovely piece back in 06….

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

then again the guy’s name IS Steve Blow … seriously? Maybe his whole schtick is a giant chasm?

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I just saw that LOL

Dude goes down.

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha his name is steve blow

How hitting looks like the guy has seen as much action in his life as barry zito has the last month.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wul, yeah. What do you west coasters use for toilet paper, anyway?

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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, heavens no.

Many articles or FanPosts are much better than that. But it was amusing in a perverse way. But “Best” . . . I don’t think so.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, was that meant to be satire or something?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s nice.

Oh, by the way, Giants are up 2-0 in the Series. Hope that sits well with you.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

way to appeal to the Fox News watching masses

and make not a single reference to actual baseball in his reasoning for why the giants don’t deserve it.

by Lopkop on Oct 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like voting for Nancy Pelosi over Joe Miller!!! Vote Tea Party!!!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 29, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Larry Baer wanted to jump on Chris Rose last week too… WTF?

by skilletboy on Oct 28, 2010 9:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Larry’s been attending a lot of parties recently.

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 28, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

“mentoring” mmm hmmmm
That’s what you kids are calling it now eh?

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s traditional, M.

BTW, are you the uninformed step-mother of Oedipus?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I’m a star in the Pleiades star group.

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I THOT U WUZ VOLDEMORTS MOM

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, now we know what Mr. Merope is doing all day.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t take the name for the mythology though, I took it for the star…then again as bad as Mr. Merope’s job has been lately there may be a parallel or two there.

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I saw that, so glad someone captured it

by Weltall on Oct 28, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU DON'T NEED TO CONFESS

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 28, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

we got yo shirt!

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 28, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that’s awesome.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is that symbol up there …

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. This was just one of the many signs from Post game. The Walk Em’ Texas Ranger one was pretty good too.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The symbol . . .

is the international sign of rape and pillage. It was created during the Balkan conflicts of the early ’90’s. The creators were even less cluefull than those who wrote this sign.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, the reverse tri-arrow. A haunting sigil.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Yoyo on Oct 29, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fear the baldy!

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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy, Cain sure got lucky tonight. And last start. And, now that I think about it, the last few years. He must be the luckiest pitcher in the MLB.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 28, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He just doesn't know how to win

DFA Matt Cain

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

xFIP WILL REGRESS ANY DAY NOW

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hypothetical

If Giants win game 3, does Texas bring back Lee for game 4?

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

No

Lee won’t do it.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Gun for hire

The Phillies completely changed the tenor of his career. Amazing.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a tenor?

He pitched like a soprano.

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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

A wise manager would.

The decision is in Ron’s court.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really

It’s just one Lee’s “rules” that he won’t take the ball on 3 days rest.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, you don't

We got a big piece of luck that his one truly lousy post-season start in his entire career was against the Giants.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was not that good to end the season

and he is not that good…… give it a rest T.T

by Wreckonized on Oct 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are unwell

Lee is one of the 5 or 6 best pitchers in the game at this time.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I noticed Hunter throwing in the pen there for a bit

which probably would have answered the question.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see the point. They get an extra start out of Lee on short rest at the expense of Colby Lewis on normal rest. You still have to start Tommy Hunter in game 5.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 29, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't get the whole Hunter

warming up thing either. Maybe it was his bullpen-on-the-side day anyway and they figured he could at least do some mop-jup duty.

by kezargiants on Oct 29, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just don’t think Wash knew what to do at that point.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 29, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

this

I think he realized he had to find someone to throw strikes, and by then didn’t want to use the closer or Aguado.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 29, 2010 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well sheeeeiiiit, this dun gone bad in an awfired hurry.

Hey Elvis, you got an arm on ya, feel like pitchin’ in a world series, kid?

/washington’d.

by Voxx on Oct 29, 2010 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

lolz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxCJIlzR5EQ

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by O R They? on Oct 28, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL IN REAL LIFE

"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

by techsig12 on Oct 28, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants: 2; Roadkill: 0

Liking it.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Posted above but everyone needs to read this douche baggary

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/localnews/columnists/sblow/stories/102710dnmetblow.1cb651576.html

What a fucking piece of shit we should spam him with e-mails and sign him up for unfriendly e-mail “alerts”.

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Why run his hit counts?

That just puts more dollarz in hiz pocketz.

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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why run UP his hit counts?

That’s what I meant to say.

And I’m not even Kuip’d (drunkededed)

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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No need to sink to his level.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was halfway through a coarsely worded email before i decided it wasn’t worth it to dignify that ignorant trash with our attention.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

With a name like steve blow… I don’t think he’s fer real…

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HIS NAME

STEVE BLOW

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUDE GETS DOWN

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WANNA HANG OUT? I'M STEVE BLOW!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

a/s/l?

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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s mostly kidding.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 28, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And drunk.

"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

by techsig12 on Oct 28, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And living alone since he moved out from his parents place.

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

What for?

These things are irrelevant. They only serve to sell ad space.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a night for celebration

There’s no cause to be angry, even at a douchebag like that.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Don’t respond.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

simple. succinct. and true almost always.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Purple Row really is amazing

I don’t understand how they managed to gather such a large group of idiots into one place.

by kingofthacove on Oct 28, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

gas lamp ghost town is worse

Granted there’s only like 5 people there that post but they are the utmost of brain dead douche bags.

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s the same guy posting on 5 accounts, since everyone was banned during the final series.

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 28, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Yeah I remember that gotta love padres fans.

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

“You are not banned because you have tits.”

“You are not banned because you made a joke about Adrian Gonzales brushing his teeth with a penis.”

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They went a week without posts.

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They spent a week and a half trying to find a clue.

They failed.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been longer now!

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by groug on Oct 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the hell are you reading purple row?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 28, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s quite entertaining.

by kingofthacove on Oct 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because their tears are so delicious!

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by groug on Oct 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

cuz all the Illuminati are here… duh…

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNEW IT. /clutches rosary in one hand, gun in other

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how they’re still obsessed and butthurt about the humidor thing. It might be one of the most hilarious things of all time.

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE THEY ACCUSE US, THE CLASSIEST FRANCHISE THAT EVER CLASS’D OF CHEATING!?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Dinosaur waves his arms to distract opposing pitcher)

by sprdelfin on Oct 28, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

John Bowker?

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arms?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

We eliminated them in hockey
We essentially eliminated them in baseball
Even though they’re basically out of it in football, it would be nice to really knock them out of it this weekend.

by kingofthacove on Oct 28, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

and they were blown out by the LOL Raiders!! Of all teams!

by hautecouture on Oct 28, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally remind me of Athletics Nation they do.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congress has done this as well

For many years longer than PR has done so.

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by RDreamer on Oct 29, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again

Thank you, Brian McCann.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Oct 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you

Marlon byrd

For without that incredible play fat ass broxton blows it.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIFT+FUCKIN'+A

Matt Cain is my favorite San Francisco Giant. I love this 2010 team so, so much, but no one is more deserving of the love tonight, this playoffs, and this season, than Matt Cain.

Matt Cain.

Matt Cain.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

i wonder who is people’s most favorite giant
matt cain or buster posey
for the record i roll with cain

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by operation carrot on Oct 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roll one for the Timmeh

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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you

haven’t smoked in over 48 hours and I’m feeling it but the giants got me high on another level!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say Tim Lincecum is probably the most popular choice.

Cain is my favorite though.

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's impossible to have just one favorite

I love this whole team equally

but I’ll go Buster because I have his jersey but Cain deserves more love

by 49erEmpire on Oct 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm Tim's man completely

I take everything he does, fails to do, and everything said about him, personally. I’m practically Chris Lincecum. I’d be sharksrog except I remember not to stalk.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re Romosexual?

But I like JOSE Uribe. The phantom player of our team.

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 28, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Romo’s the only member of the team I’ve talked to (this was in 2007), and he was really great. Plus he’s good at pitching.

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by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reports on his manner (and on Yeah Joey’s) always seemed to be extremely positive, back to when both were completely unknown A-ball scrubs.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still pretty impressed that he felt like coming over to talk to a 12-year-old instead of just chilling in the bullpen.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Somebody GIVE ME A HUG!" Giants reliever Sergio Romo shouted in the clubhouse as champagne splattered all around him. "Why am I standing all alone here? SOMEBODY ON MY TEAM GIVE ME A HUG!"

JP.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seriously happened?

I would have gladly given him a hug…too bad I’m technically not on the team…

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 28, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain you say?
I hear he’ll never be more than a 3rd starter ….

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT CAIN!

FUCK YEAH!

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 28, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you say . . .

MATT CAIN!!!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I have a CAIN 43 shirt.

I LOVED MATT CAIN BEFORE IT WAS COOL.

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by groug on Oct 28, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ultimate in Giants fan cred

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have loved Matt Cain

Since before he recorded “Pinkerton”.

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by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good to get the bats going heading into a hitters park.

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Row Row really deserves some love for gritting it out

by cubesonice on Oct 28, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Was hoping for Grant to get an AB but I was a lot of happy for Rowand’s triple. Especially after being such a good sport about riding the bench.

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"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff

by Heshan on Oct 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was standing right outside te park watching the game free by McCovey Cove

it was fucking awesome!!
I <3 Matt Cain

by 49erEmpire on Oct 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I had a dream last night where I saw a friend of mine from college and she was a midget and I was confused because I really thought I would have noticed at some point over the four years I knew her if she was so short.

I’m not sure if the start of this World Series has been less improbable than that dream.

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Little person.....

LOL, jk, I don’t give a fuck if you say midget

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ken Rosenthal would like to have a word.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know if the park will be open to watch on the Jumbo screen Saturday?

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by O R They? on Oct 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Trying to watching the game at Public House Saturday but was hoping the park would open up during game time. Anyone?

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Would weather determine whether? ’poseda be pretty rainy.

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure. I’ve never done it before but i was wondering the same thing. At least fans would be able to watch it under the balconies.

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I’d guess they wouldn’t want to have to pay staff to watch over the club level areas.

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds about right…thanks.

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by O R They? on Oct 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't heard anything about this

they talked about screens in Civic Center, but that will (1) probably be rained out like Merope said and (2) ick.

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many drunken rubes.

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by Merope on Oct 29, 2010 5:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

so many contributions

left side of the field was nice and solid,
nate with the great ranging catch in the gap,
AT&T spits back ranger tainted balls lol,
and of course, MATT CAIN. what a gunslinger.

by lecherus on Oct 28, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Ratto finally admitting that he has "No earthly idea"

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

He had to choose between a burger and a cheeseburger?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/goes to KFC and gets 2 double downs to relax

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I was just wondering that

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

weed?

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully it’s not more people trying to decapitate Willy Mays’ statue.

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be . . .

I was at Game 1, and even if Timmy can’t smoke . . . some other people were going strong.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Oct 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heard there was a fight in the background of the broadcast

Either that or another aging baseball annie trying to get into FP’s pants (well, Aurilia’s, because FP, but Richie wasn’t broadcasting tonight I guess)

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to FP there's some "silly stuff" going on around the ball park

Damn I’m missing out.

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I was thinking crazy smoke fests, fights, or streakers.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minus the fights, it sounds like a blast to me!

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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I was thinking mad people were burning it inside

Granted that happens every night as well as outside but I’m sure its many drunks going wild among other things.

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff is such a badass

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

that play...

that play.

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by O R They? on Oct 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a pleasant day this was

Time for bed, gotta try to be productive on the day off tomorrow. Won’t be easy.

by coolandtough on Oct 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG! Just got home!!! ARE YOU TELLING ME THE GIANTS ARE UP 2-0 IN THE WORLD SERIES??!! NO WAY!!!!!!!!

I have no voice left at all. I spent the game outside the yard with a bunch of absolutely insane people who are crazy. There was a lot of communal fun involving fun, though!!!! haha :)

Wow.
ps. Juan Uribe, you are and will forever be my favorite baseball player of all time!

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

You are an awesome fan

I wish my girlfriend got fired up over the giants like I do :(.

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

“a bunch of absolutely insane people who are crazy.”

Please amplify.

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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey GBabe!
I just got home too! (Disneyland)
Who is this team and what did they do with the Giants? ;)

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tied them up

forced them to watch Teletubbies and threatened them to score moar runs or they see more fuzzy people with TV’s in their freakin stomachs

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 28, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

20 RUNS

THIS DOESN’T MAKE SENSE

THIS SHOULDN’T BE HAPPENING

I SHOULD BE YELLING AT RENTERIA

I DON’T GET THIS TEAM AT ALL

by BeatLA55 on Oct 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Rowand: Triple to RCF

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by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just heard Neyer on ESPN radio

Apparently, Texas now has a 1/5 or a 1/6 chance of winning…

by sundance95 on Oct 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Long odds

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

coolstandings gives Texas 17.8% chance to win WS so it’s about 1/6. I would feel a lot better if we were up 4-0.

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have never lost a World Series in which they were up 4 games to none. You can look it up.

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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even the 9-game Serieses?

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Picky, picky!

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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait… but it ended up 5 games to 3… ??

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

They decided the postseason was too long.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The irony is awesome. Then again… 1921,

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

please note, the Giants lost the first two games that year

..and ended up winning the whole thing against Babe Ruth’s Yankees.

2-0 is not a guarantee.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a reason for confidence and nothing more

Never let up.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are in a better position than I expected going in. That is all I will admit to.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how all of Rent’s big homeruns as a Giant at AT&T are hit to basically the same spot.

by monsterlxe on Oct 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s the only place he can hit ’em out now. Remember the foul pole curler at Chavez Latrine?

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's also the easiest place in the park to hit them

and there are actually RH batters on the roster that can do that. It’s kind of nice.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eli Whiteside says hi.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was really hoping Eli would get the AB that went to Rowand in Game 2.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That, or

let Eli at least catch the ninth inning, just to get into a game.

by mrs. owlcroft on Oct 29, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN just ran the "Big Time Timmy Jim" commercial

It was the only non-postseason reel they had of Tim Lincecum existing.

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by techsig12 on Oct 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

They’ve also been running the Josh Hamilton commercial. Savvy.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa whoa whoa

Have you guys already seen this?

Jose Guillen has been linked to a federal investigation involving shipments of human growth hormone sent to Guillen’s wife, reports Michael S. Schmidt of the New York Times. Guillen’s involvement was brought to the attention of Major League Baseball before the playoffs began, and after the commissioner’s office conducted an investigation of its own into the matter, it was suggested to the Giants that Guillen be left off of San Francisco’s postseason roster. His absence obviously hasn’t hurt the club thus far; in fact, as Henry Schulman of the San Francisco Chronicle points out in a tweet, Guillen “might’ve played over [Cody] Ross.”

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ad nauseum. But yeah I’m glad we don’t have to worry about that asshole anymore.

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by techsig12 on Oct 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, what the hell?

by BeatLA55 on Oct 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That explains his wife’s big boot-tayyyy.

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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Apparently he’s been “juiced” all season, and probably for the past few years.

Which means DAMN HE MUST REALLY SUCK.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said

I think a savvy Giants fan framed him.

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll give credit to Bochy

He’s been pulling all the right strings lately. Before the postseason started, he knew he’d be unable to control himself if Guillen was on the roster, so he set up an elaborate frame job so that he wouldn’t be able to use him in the playoffs.

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by groug on Oct 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA

Bruce Bochy as Kale Ingram

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA

Sabean as Truxton Spangler

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL +1

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand something.

Bochy just lied to the press in the post-game question-and-answer session. When asked about Guillen, he said flat out that he didn’t know anything about it. Yet, MLB directed the Giants to leave Guillen off the post-season roster. Bochy is saying he wasn’t aware of that, so did Sabean just go up to him and say, “Boch, Guillen’s not going to post-season and I can’t tell you why”?

I’m not buying that for a minute. Bochy was playing Guillen right up to the end of the season; there’s no way he’d leave the guy out unless he’d been instructed to. Jose’s a veteran, “one of our guys”, so why lie to the press (and to the fans and, for all I know, to the other players on the team)? Why not just say, “I’d like to stick to the game situation here. Any questions about tonight’s game?” and leave it alone?

by mrs. owlcroft on Oct 29, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

is it confirmed

that MLB directed them to leave him off the roster? I heard Papa say that but he says a lot of stuff.

by kezargiants on Oct 29, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

there’s a difference between a letter from lawyers on MLB letterhead and someone from HQ (or the Feds, for that matter) calling Revetria or someone higher up and saying “you didn’t hear this from me, but…”

And it’s possible that didn’t get communicated down the chain, although I think it’s more likely he was just answering questions that were really for Brain and Bowtie. Which he shouldn’t do, or have to.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 29, 2010 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's what The New York Times said . . .

. . . and so far, they’re the only source on this (everyone else is just repeating and rehashing their story).

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by owlcroft on Oct 29, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody expects people to be fully forthcoming at a press conference. That’s the irony of press conferences.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank God we left Guillen off the post-season roster, or we would have to hear the likes of Purple Row saying our World Series run is tainted. Oh wait….

by JSing on Oct 28, 2010 11:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh my God.

Tim & Buster - Tim Kurkjian and Buster Olney.

eeeergh

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit

has anyone heard about jose guillen? shipping huge amounts of PEDs into the use? federal investigation?

by BustyPoser on Oct 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB Network just said “tough questions for Ron Washington” immediately after Ralph Barbieri asked him a question.

by sprdelfin on Oct 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

"Long, Rambling Questions for Ron Washington"

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ron Washington’s answer was basically “I have no idea what the hell you are talking about.”

by sprdelfin on Oct 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is often the only civil response to Ralph Barbieri.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahah so true. It’s basically a rant followed by, “right?”

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone did a great parody of his questioning style the other day. I think it was groug or howtheyscored.

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I measure a player's intelligence

by how easily he answers Barbieri’s question.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably howie, considering how little KNBR I listen to.

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by groug on Oct 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Owch

There’s a video of Derek Holland’s entire outing up on MLB.com

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

They ran out of disk space.

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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I felt really bad for the kid

Don’t know why they let him stay in that inning for that long.

BUSY, BUSY, BUSY

by girltothemax on Oct 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was squirming for him.

The other kids in the 8th grade are really gonna give him hell Monday

by igotnothing on Oct 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

glad I was not the only one

I don’t know why he didn’t develop InstaBlister too.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's raining now.

The clouds are crying tears of joy.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Great timing

The rain stays away long enough to not turn the game into a random outcome.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

do the rainout rules of regular season apply for post season?

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only the whims of Allan H. “Bud” Selig.

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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, then, thank you mother nature for coming through for us! :)

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, the game is suspended and they will complete all 9 innings, even if they have to wait until the next day.

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by groug on Oct 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crab claws: 2; Bear claws 0

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

So are Rangers fans who think the fucking claw is cool or useful

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have a problem with it. No one thinks its useful, its just fun.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, the antlers are really cool.

LOL, no they’re not, they’re as fucking stupid as the claw

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

the antlers are a great band

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like the beard is any cooler

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by TXHC on Oct 28, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it's someone from LSB!

Can I be as big of an asshole to you as you guys are to other fans on your site?

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 28, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you want.

Par for the course I guess. By most accounts I’ve heard from Rangers fans that went to SF there are some pretty classless people out there.

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by TXHC on Oct 28, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny, the only Rangers fan I saw was looking lost on Fremont Street, getting directions from a local.

Next time, we’ll send him to the Tenderloin instead of the ballpark. I guess.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, walk up to 6th street

then just wait for a while. Someone will help you.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 29, 2010 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Blow could have told you that much.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just kinda surprising I guess.

I didn’t have you guys pegged like that.

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by TXHC on Oct 28, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

“You guys”… Generalize much?

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure.

Itt wasn’t exactly isolated behavior because there are multiple accounts of this kind of behavior being reported.

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by TXHC on Oct 28, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vapors

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

They rapin’ everybody out here!

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 28, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, two guys to a fight, a half dozen fights, and you’re going to condemn an entire city and an entire fanbase over it.
 
Any consideration that your fans’ mouths might have been writing checks that their asses and fists couldn’t cash?

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only people could have heeded Steve Blow’s crack journalism, this tragedy could have been avoided.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me put it this way. Are all Rangers fans fantastic, positive, courteous people? Are none of them obnoxious bandwagoners who only turned out because the team is winning for a change?

They live in every ballpark; it’s just the populations that vary. As far as most ballparks go, we are not bad. If you come into our park and don’t try to rub people’s noses in it, it’s generally not an issue.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't see a lot of that stuff in our park.

You just don’t. Not unless the out of towners are the ones starting shit (which is usually the case).

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by TXHC on Oct 28, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t see a lot of it in San Francisco after game 1 of the division series (14 Ks for Lincecum game) or game 5 of the NLCS (loss to the Phillies).

It’s really not normal.

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by groug on Oct 28, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I’ve never seen it happen at AT&T. Because it usually doesn’t.

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The WS crowds have been a little strange, which I’ve put down to people who don’t normally go to games and don’t actually have tickets showing up for the big party. I wouldn’t be surprised. And while the glory days of the Candlestick drunks are gone (with their amazing heckling but.. tenuous grasp on reality), Mays Field features its small but annoying share of jerks.

I encountered this same population when I drove through Texas. How odd that they have banned them in Arlington alone.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d have to walk to the ends of the earth to avoid running into douchebags. Even in SF, there are a few.

That said, I’ve never seen opposing team’s fans (aside from the Dodgers) treated poorly. There’s some verbal jousting at times, but it’s pretty tame.

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by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not denying that it might have happened. And I’m not really saying that it’s okay, but like you said, I hardly think it damns the entire fanbase.

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't see a lot of that stuff in our park.

You just don’t. Not unless the out of towners are the ones starting trouble (which is usually the case).

You said it, you wear it.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hosed by his own petard.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hoist.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was intentional.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ack. I’ve been chasm’d.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really.

Maybe they were doing something to deserve it, but from the multiple stories I’ve heard from the multiple Rangers fans that I know of that went out there I’m going to bet against it.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Oct 28, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You do understand that if even one unconfirmed anecdotal report from a Giants fan in Texas reaches here, about such malarkey being perpetrated by a Rangers fan, you will be marked as a supercilious hypocrite?

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume they’ll all be receiving nothing but friendly invitations to high tea.

Pip pip!

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Supercilious hypocrite if he’s lucky!

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Because it’s not just one story that I’ve heard. From the reports I’ve been getting it was pretty widespread. If you hear of anything on that scale then I’ll apologize.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Oct 28, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody else has been getting those reports. Just sayin’.

San Francisco has a pretty good reputatoin when it comes to this shit, and it’s not undeserved.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

spelling fail

reputation

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I thought too, which is why this kinda seemed weird to me.

I can’t really say because I didn’t get to go out there, but that’s the kind of stuff I keep hearing.

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by TXHC on Oct 28, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit happens, basically. There’s no indication that it’s worse than any other World Series. People will come to stir up trouble, and that applies to fans of the home team and the away team.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t trust your reports.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I totally trust them.

What I don’t trust one iota is the implication that Texas will be any different. If I were a betting man, I’d lay money that Texas will be worse.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take that bet.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Oct 28, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This will be impossible to settle.

But what makes you think that Texas’s fanbase is CLASSIER than SF’s?

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 28, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's easy

The accusation of classlessness in sports fandom would appear not to be randomly distributed. It seems to emanate from fans of teams based in the erstwhile Confederacy when they are cheesed at fans of teams not so based.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stereotypes are fun!

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Oct 28, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Oct 28, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, that’s adorable. Shucks, we were just kidding you. Welcome to the club!

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by TXHC on Oct 28, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, I recognize this

it’s from Gilley’s, right?

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by DrStankus on Oct 28, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, you showed me!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did

the question is what did he show you?

I’m amused that his pits are so hairy since he shaved his chest.

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by DrStankus on Oct 28, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda lazy.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Oct 28, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I’m supposed to be insulted that he used a picture of someone who is performing in a way that is generally associated with the homosexual community because in doing so he is questioning my masculinity.

teehee

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 29, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

TAKE THAT, YOUR MASULINITY

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by groug on Oct 29, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s that ‘oh, snap!’ gif when you need it.

by wcw on Oct 29, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit.

Time to change my Facebook privacy settings.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 28, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Oct 28, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You

were talking hella shit about Giants fans on your LoneStar site or whatever. So it’s kind of hypocritical to bash us for ballpark antics that we can’t control and were probably done by bandwagon fans who happened upon tickets, not any of the diehards.

Just Sayin’

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s also hypocritical of him/her to (I think) just try to call us all gay with the adorable picture of the gentleman kindly serving drinks.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 29, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

San Francisco is teh GAYZ.

That is the oldest joke in the book, why don’t people just come to San Francisco and realize that we are the most beautiful, diverse and friendliest city in America?

And i don’t think i’m exaggerating all that much.

by kezargiants on Oct 29, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh like calling Texas a bunch of dumb hicks like homeboy a couple of posts up tried to do is any different.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Oct 29, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Homeboy?

Really?

This isn’t going to end well. So i’m just gonna say Go Giants. I respect your team, but some of your (and some of our) fans are classless.

by kezargiants on Oct 29, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re referring to wcw’s post, I don’t believe he called anyone a “dumb hick”; rather he said that he has found that accusations of classlessness come most often from fans of teams from the Southern part of the United States. It would seem to be a bit of a reach to get “dumb hick” out of that.

If I may make a suggestion – you seem a bit “mad” and understandably so. I can’t imagine that this is really the best place for you to spend your early morning in your current state. The cathartic anger at Lone Star Ball might be more suitable. Because, really, all you’re going to do here is continue to make a fool of yourself and though you can throw around accusations of classlessness and you can get bent out of shape over perceived slights, I can promise you that there is about a 0% chance that you are going to dampen anyone’s mood here but your own.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 29, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go further up.

S.F. Giangst’s post, unless somebody deleted it. I haven’t refreshed the page but it’s still there for me.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Oct 29, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did, in fact, delete that, but on my browser anyway, the image was so large that I could only see about the farthest left third.

Either way, I think my second paragraph stands.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 29, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just a harmless jab.

The guy threw up a pic of some kids in cowboy hats playing fiddles and tried to guess which one was me so I returned fire. Problem is mine is the only one people see now because his got deleted.

And I’m not mad, nor am I trying to bring anybody down. All I was originally doing was just responding to people making fun of Texas stereotypes and saying we have a stupid fan celebration when you guys really have no room to talk about such things.

As far as me bringing up the way San Francisco fans have been acting, I only did that when somebody asked if I wanted you guys to be assholes like we are over at LSB and I just said that’s fine because you’ve already been doing it all series anyway.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Oct 29, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

See, here's the thing

I really don’t care.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 29, 2010 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

straw man is made of straw

Texas and Georgia were in the old Confederacy, Pennsylvania wasn’t. Rangers and Braves fans have been noted accusing Giants fans of lacking class, Phillies fans haven’t.

by wcw on Oct 29, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha ha

I used the subjunctive properly, but if there were an objective metric capable of testing your assertion, I’d make an exception. Too bad there isn’t.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Substantiate your “reports” with a fanpost either here on on Lone Star Ball. Offer them up for examination by us and by noninterested third parties. Then you can offer it up as evidence.

Until then, you are not offering a credible witness.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there are a lot of people here who were at the games the last two days and we haven’t heard a word about it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there, but then I’m one of those people who get on the train as soon as possible. None of that “get on camera” stuff.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

great make a list

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 29, 2010 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

So it’s somebody else’s fault when you’re the home team and somebody else’s fault when you’re the road team. At least you’re more consistent than your team.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait… the bandwagon fans with no sense of tradition will be out in droves. I was appalled at the truly classless behavior of some SF “fans” at Wille Mays Plaza the other night.

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by Merope on Oct 29, 2010 6:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

this

we differ on bandwagon fans, but on the subject of drunk hooligans we can all agree. They’re the same people that fire guns at the Halloween parade and whatnot.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 29, 2010 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard they were even doing drugs!!!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, just throwing beer at people, talking shit, starting fights, etc...

Acting like a bunch of Philly fans or something.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Oct 28, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure stuff like that happens at every ballpark in America. It only takes a few bad eggs.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we will talk a ton of shit to a Texas fan.

That’s expected. But the other stuff is very rare.

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that's fine.

A little jawing is all in good fun. But the other stuff is pretty lame.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Oct 28, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

but the people doing the other stuff aren’t representative of our fanbase at all.

 unless we are playing the Dodgers, then people might resort to that kind of stuff, but even then, it’s very rare.

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rare, but it was happening. At least it was for Game 1. We wanted to hang out and soak in the atmosphere on the Plaza after the game. That atmosphere happened to be rather toxic and we got out of there rather quickly.

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by Merope on Oct 29, 2010 6:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Drunk urban goonery

welcome to public “events” in SF.

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 29, 2010 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can verify that with anyone at Purple Row.

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by groug on Oct 28, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

By most accounts I’ve heard from Rangers fans that went to SF there are some pretty classless people out there.

That’s called confirmation bias. They went looking for juicy tidbits about the"enemy" and found them. Funny how being left alone by tens of thousands of fans didn’t seem worth talking about, but the one douchebag did.

Also, this guy would disagree with your friends’ assessments.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come now, let’s treat our guest kindly. He/she is allowed one snide comment about beards per visit.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, he gets two get-out-of-snark-free cards with every mention of a merkin, including Merkin.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d give him three if he mentions the other merkin, four if he says he wore one once.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 29, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

The beard is pretty cool.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Logical.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or could it be that the Giants played better baseball than the Rangers??

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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hereitic

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lololol. mercenaries will never do the work of actual men fighting for their freedom
this reminds me of another mel gibson movie
the patriot
the giants are the u.s. revolutionaries and cliff lee are the german mercenaries brought over to fight englands war

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Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH WOW

I laughed so hard. I remember being surprised Lee didn’t return the “claw” to his fellow teammates.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy crap u!
lol

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that must be it.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

OF COURSE

IT’S IMPOSSIBLE THAT THE RANGERS COULD HAVE BEEN OUTPLAYED ON THE ROAD BY A GOOD TEAM FOR TWO CONSECUTIVE GAMES

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, now you get it.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 29, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, that makes complete and total sense.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, it’s kind of weird to me that those crappy LF seats are for the overflow media this year. That’s where I sat for the 2002 WS Game 4.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you!

Been driving us crazy trying to figure out what they what they were using those for.

by igotnothing on Oct 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was working at a building in China Basin in the summer of 2000. Lunch time came. I walked around the front of the ballpark, down the side street. Noted the gate to the LF corner was wide open. I went in. Pretty cool down there, Barry.

Good thing nobody saw me and the Giants were out of town that day.

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by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember smoking weed in that section in 2000. The wind blows straight out in that area, so you constantly have a cool breeze against your face.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT WAS YOU!!?!?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

JOSH WUZ RITE

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those seats suck

The worst seats in the park for the money are the AAA seats in far left field where it curves. You are paying bucks to be in AAA and you are miles from the plate and can’t see one quarter of left field.

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are awful but it was worth it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tripod

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's from my wife's phone

I don’t think it’s legal to use a tripod on a phone in the city and county of San Francisco.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Motorola... Meh

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they have to be accommodated, that’s the best place for them. In ’02 they got prime real estate in the left field bleachers.

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray Ratto makes me sick

by monsterlxe on Oct 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL BBTN

The dumbass host was like “the crazy part is this was the first world series game the giants have won since 1905!!!”

Might wanna enlarge the text on the teleprompter.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

EL OH EL

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 28, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha what

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said that

I think whoever is doing the teleprompter forgot to add the “first giants post season shutout win since 1905”.

What a quality broadcaster loaded with common sense.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Matt Cain in NLCS Game 3?

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what that drone was thinking

Probably meant to say “This was the giants first world series shutout win since 1905”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Schmidt in 03.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 29, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Um, wow.

Actually, odd historical fact. The Giants won the 1954 World Series based on forfeits.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 29, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

chasm

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 29, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

They should shove the vuvuzela up the ass of the moron who keeps blowing it

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

This should be standard practice for all vuvuzela users.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU

this isn’t soccer asshole!!!

by Jason Covey on Oct 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Justifiable homicide comes to mind about now

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL wine induced misspelling HOMOCIDE

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, homicide is spelled with two i’s. I think the second option is a hate crime.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 29, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

More like Justin Bieber homicide

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 29, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK I just have to say it..

CJ Wilson and his beautiful hair!

BUSY, BUSY, BUSY

by girltothemax on Oct 28, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Gametime weather, game 3: low 70s.

Will be a bit warmer on Sunday.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

What about the humidity?

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man I am so giddy right now

The Giants scored 9 runs in a World Series Game.
The opposing team scored none.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

EPIC THREAD IS EPIC

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Jponry,

DID YOU FINISH BOOK 2 OF AVATAR YET?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

No! I'm almost at Tales of Ba Sing Se! I am hyped up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a fun yet sad episode.

but man you are slow.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, between the Giants, graduate school and grading, I only really have time for one episode a night and even that is kind of pushing it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is an awesome episode.

The entire Ba Sing Se storyline was the best of the show, IMO.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do people feel about Sanchez in Game 3?

I’m a little schizo about it lately. I want him desperately to rebound after Game 6, but Arlington is such a bandbox….

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

When was the last time Sanchez had back to back shitty starts?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel ok but I feel like Game 3 is probably a game where the Rangers should be favored

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants were the favorite tonight

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I definately favor them

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

Somebody needs to update the “Expert” predictions graphics.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah only Game 1 was Texas the slight favorite.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez is not so much a pitch-to-contact guy. If he locates, he will do fine. If he does not locate, there will be lots of walks, possibly with not that many runs. And you can bet that if Sanchez struggles again, Mota will by in by the 4th.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that Texas is as tough an environment as Philly, but they should be pretty pumped up for their first world series game ever, so the place should be rocking. After what we just did to them, hopefully, Dirty will be on his game. I feel good about him, but not great. Also, since the weather will be warmer, that may help him.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so too

amped and probably scoring runs, from things that don’t bounce off the top of the wall or fall into mitts on the warning track.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Texas is fine

but they lost 2 in the ALDS and lost one in the ALCS

they did have a pretty good home record in the regular season: 51-30

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought after their Yankees Game 1 debacle

that they were going to fold, and that didn’t happen. At all.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Similar to this game: good game by CJ Wilson, then the bullpen exploded (imploded seems too quiet a word.) The difference was, that was Game 1, and Cliff Lee hadn’t started yet.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ding ding ding.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but

no more bullpen explosions either. And they hung a lot of runs on the Yankees, which Lee didn’t have a lot to do with.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 29, 2010 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have the Rangers splits, but someone on MLB Network said that no lefty pitcher has won a game in Arlington since late August.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. How many of those games have there been?

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is totally unresearched but I read a message board post that responded to that stat by stating it encompasses two games and the lefties in question threw 13 innings and gave up two runs combined.

by BestHyperboleEver on Oct 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow really?

Btw, it was Eric Karros who said that. Fox post-game show. Figures..

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of what I figured. How many home games did they play between the end of August and now? How many of those games were started by lefties? How many of those games were started by good lefties?

2 is even lower than I would have expected.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gio Gonzalez won for Oakland on 8/29. Since then 3 lefty starters have faced the Rangers in Arlington. All got no decisions.

9/29 Mariners, Jason Vargas, 6 IP, 0 ER, Rangers won
9/30 Angels, Scott Kazmir, 5.1 IP, 2 ER, Rangers won
10/15 ALCS game 1 Yankees, CC Sabathia, 4 IP, 5 ER, Yankees won

by QuakeFan on Oct 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vargas and Kazmir? Aaaaaand there you go.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rangers are a better team at home. I expect them to come out strong.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other issue I've thought about lately

Is that every one of our starters is currently at their career record in innings pitched. Is anyone concerned about that? Isn’t Bumgarner approaching 200 for the season?

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the sort of thing you really worry about the next year.

And if the Giants win this World Series, I don’t give a shit about next year.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

if there was ever a time to forget all that shit and go for it, it’s the World Series.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re-focused. Thanks, I needed that.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner is actually either at or slightly over 200 IP at this point.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he’s getting plenty of rest. he’s not being run out there every 4 days at this point.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s at about 205 between the majors and minors this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a pretty big increase from last year.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZITO iS TEH ANSWER

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t give a shit about Jose Guillen. The guy didn’t do anything helpful for our team during the season and isn’t on our playoff roster. He’s a turd player, and Sabes should get shit for trading for him.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Exactly, and if Sabean actually wanted Guillen on the roster but left him off because the Feds wanted him left off, then Sabean is an idiot.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What scares me is

I really think the giants planned to have guillen be on the roster and the starting right fielder because of his “power” and baseball card. What is also scary is if the giants were not told to leave him off the roster is the fact that cody ross probably would have not been on the roster.

/shudders

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS THIS THIS

Thank god for the future hall of famer edgar renteria’s pro hitting tips.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK GOD FOR THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT

/not a tea partyer

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww good for Rowand

Just noticed from a clip he did not only get high fives, he also received big hugs from the rest of the guys. What a classy guy Rowand is, he deserves it.

BUSY, BUSY, BUSY

by girltothemax on Oct 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A: What the heck is all this easy stuff?

9-0 nothing? What are we taking runs from next year’s spring training games?

LSB is eating itself alive…1/2 think the series just started and Rangers going home and the other 1/2 is suicidal

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Classic

This is probably a bad time to tell them that the Giants like hitting on the road. Oh, and so does Posey. Suck it Texas.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite comment thus far
Cain was not dominant.
How the hell many grooved fastballs did we pop the fuck up tonight? Cain was solid, but as the Rangers have proved time and time again, nobody can have a team slump like they can—and the way they failed tonight was textbook for this team when it’s in a funk.

How did Atlanta and Philly fans end up in LSB?

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, it’s crazy how teams just seem to go into slumps when they face Giants pitching!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s weird, right?!

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarity Ensues

They really can’t tell a fastball from a slider?

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FO REALZ

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

popped the fuck up means pitch to hit!!!

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curt Schilling said so

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate him so much. ATLANTA IN 3!

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait. What.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

CHOPPED?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 29, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am utterly confused as to why someone would say that Cain wasn’t dominant.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only 2 strikeouts!

Are you sure there’s not another thread you might want to be in?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 29, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I guess when it was mentioned that Cain is extraordinary at producing fly ball outs everyone was just kidding.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 29, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am looking forward to Posey, Torres, and Huff hitting against righties in Arlington.Game on, bitches.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Change that these are my favorite comments
The Giants don’t even scare me
are they this good or is this just a fluke?

followed by

i’ve been saying fluke all playoffs
but theyve won games vs lowe, halladay, hamels, oswalt, lee, now wilson.

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of flukes

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 28, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s crazy how they keep sneaking out these fluky wins.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 29, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just to more

and they’ll have been lucky 101 times this season!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 29, 2010 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Second Giants player bombshell of the night

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

underlined it with pen

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mat latos

Thank you for sucking ass and going 0-5 with a 6 era in your last 5 starts including losing two to the giants :D.

LOL THEY ARE MERCENARIES!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Did he say something?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure he mumbled a few things to himself while he watched the game

To bad there was no reporters around to record it.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23MATLATOSCOMPLAINTS

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

Relink

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

A lot of gems in there nice find LOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game was fucking electric.

Definitely the most fun I’ve had in years, maybe the second most fun I’ve ever had ever.

They played “Lights” in the middle of the 8th and everyone sang. Then that bottom of the 8th… I will remember this forever.

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by GiantBrass on Oct 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

They played “Lights” the night before too and put Perry up on the video board to lead the sing along.

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by timmeh on Oct 28, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fear the Fro!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN TRAIN KEEP ON ROLLING

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

When salty balty calls in preaching bochy love

There is something wrong.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Or incredibly right.

by sprdelfin on Oct 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOCHY IS THE GREATEST EVER!

Whoa, is this salty balty from clovis???

by Unitard on Oct 28, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL seriously

Dude is ripped.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny

that’s when I decided to turn off the postgame reports for the night.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Eric Karros

You picked the Rangers to win, you fucking idiot.

by TBRMKane on Oct 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ERIC KARROS

He got shit thrown at him after the giants took a 2-1 series lead against the phillies but they didn’t show it on TV :(.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

No he didn't

He picked the Giants in 7. Unless you’re just talking about game 2

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant game 2, yes.

by TBRMKane on Oct 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was like 7 1/2 innings of an exciting baseball game

followed by a 1 inning victory lap.

Also: MATT CAIN.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

2 games...

2 very dumbfounded looks on the face of Ian Kinsler.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Oct 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Rangers...

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

Is that show on tonight?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sundays, I think.

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by Juan Primo on Oct 29, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure this has been mentioned, but the Giants have scored 20 runs in two games against Texas. They scored 19 runs in SIX games against the Phillies.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Then they must've scored 30 runs tonight

because Cliff Lee held them to negative 10 yesterday, right?

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 28, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was a great win, but

I don’t want to get my hopes up too much. Texas is really good at home and will be eager to get back on the winning track in front of their crowd. Sanchez is capable of a meltdown and Mad Bum didn’t go 5 IP last time out and game 4 will be against another potent lineup. We could just as easily be looking at a 2-2 series and Texas will have Cliff Lee on the mound and going against Lincecum that’s a 50/50 proposition.

That said, it’s good to be a Giants fan right now and being up 2-0 is WAY better than being down 0-2.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

True

Just win one of three on the road, bring it back to SF for a Game 6 with Matt Cain starting. I’d take that scenario every time.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

let’s get to 3 before they get 2.

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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right. Game Six tickets are probably a prudent investment.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

@JeremyAffeldt Nothing can stop the man w/ the right mental attitude frm achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man w/ the wrong mental attitude

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Jaff wisdom.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jaff?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

J-Aff

/C-Roc’d

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

how fucking awesome of a guy is Jeremy?

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love affeldt

Even when he sucked ass this year I still never grew to hate him simply because he’s that cool of a guy plus he wasn’t bad in 2009.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

“wasn’t bad in 2009” is kinda an understatement!

by kimmyg on Oct 29, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still wondering who stole his ground ball making powers at the start of the season. He was seriously stinking it up…until he somehow got injured

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 29, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

He never talks openly about baseball on his twitter. It’s all motivational stuff and stuff tied to Not For Sale. It’s never self-promoting, either. I have a lot of respect for that.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

READ MY BLOG

He’s as “bad” as Josh Hamilton, but I don’t have a problem with that. Especially since he did a thing about wearing purple the other week.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be more than happy not to use games 6 and 7 tickets.

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by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, seriously

My birthday’s the same day as Game 6. You know what would be a great gift? NO BASEBALL

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was listening on the radio when that happened. Kruk and Kuip were both sure it was gone off the bat. Kruk said it was maybe a half-inch from clearing the fence.

The runner never scored.

Try telling me there aren’t larger forces at work here. Go ahead, try.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We listen on the radio until Mister Toddler goes to bed. Kuip’s call was deliciously confused.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is one of those vast-forces-coincidence thing: the wind, the rotation of the ball, the way the foam padding reacts between the metal and the surface and the ball—I mean, if it bounced OUT, it’s a home run, right?

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

There aren't larger forces at work here

Unless you mean wind speed and direction.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRAVITY

And levity.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOING!

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim McCarver: Boink

by Lopkop on Oct 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whack-a-MoleLoupe

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m home. I liked that game. I’ll start writing now.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 28, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

slacker

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi Grant!

Nice job out there!

/slaps ass

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kid chewed a hell of a chalupa out there today….for a rookie

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 28, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they really expect me to buy that Mariano Rivera is going to go around scrounging half eaten chalupas at Taco Bell?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

This ad never would've happened with George Steinbrenner running the show.

And that’s not to praise him in any way. I just mean that there’s no way on Earth he would let his manager and HoF closer be associated with something as gauche as Taco Bell.

There are few things as disgusting as a New York City Taco Bell.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IF WE CAME HERE FOR NEWS?

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

The Giants won… therefore you weren’t there to jinx them.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must cover the Guillen story from every angle!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suggestion

Check the flags here first.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER?!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 28, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

America now likes the Giants to win the WS.

ESPN.com poll:

45% say Giants in 4 or 5 games, 39% say 6 or 7. 11% say the Rangers will win 7 with Texas and Arkansas going with them.

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by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WELCOME TO THE BANDWAGON, AMERICA

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

where is the choices for Rangers in 4 or 5?

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/unnamed "lawyers" leak Guillen story

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to wonder what Bochy and Sabean were thinking

when all of the press and fans were giving them credit for leaving Guillen off the playoff roster and starting Cody Ross.

Sabean reminds me of one of my favorite movie characters, Chance the Gardener from “Being There”

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

amen

stopped clock / right twice a day. but currently, I’m not complaining.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 28, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on...

Giants are up 2-0 in the WS and you guys are still looking ways to knock Sabean and Bochy?

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the game

That was surreal. I thought we were calmer (we were the guys screaming in the 140 Bleachers near the front), but holy shit it was amazing -I could not believe that 8th inning.

PS – Nate’s play of Traenor was frigging amazing – it gets lost in the 7 runs in the 8th, but holy shit that was amazing.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that the fly ball into the alley? Having the lead in the late innings pays off again.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 28, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are only halfway there

Two to go.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m just going to keep saying 2002 until the Giants win 4

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Nobody parties, they could still come back”
-B. Bonds, October 26, 2002

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why we got to BEAT THEY ASS

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take my hand

and we’ll make it I swear

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by jctGamer on Oct 28, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy put his six string in hock.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

flagged

How can 20+ year old songs still be overplayed?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

To the Stat Cave, nerds!
The Giants became the first team in World Series history to score seven runs in an inning after two outs and the bases empty.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I kept yelling at my tv “DON’T FUCKING SWING UNTIL HE SHOWS YOU 2 STRIKES” clearly my nerd rage worked.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got home. That was a lot of fun. I especially enjoyed the dance party that was the eighth inning and the Matt Cain.

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by j14 on Oct 28, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, for the third time this year I said goodbye to my seat. This time, I hope it really is goodbye.

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by j14 on Oct 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so jealous of you tbh

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, your investment of season tickets totally and utterly paid off. Nice work!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Buying season tickets at fanfest was the best impulse purchase that I have ever made.

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by j14 on Oct 28, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just working that out!

Obviously you can’t count on the World Series every year (though apparently Buster is planning to), but you could make back all your outlay with two ticket sales on StubHub. And more.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we pull this off, I can’t imagine what Buster and Madison’s mindsets must be like going forward.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain will calm them with his calm eyes. (He’s the new Calm Eyes.)

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

calm eyes?

Matt Cain’s stare scares me. Not gonna lie

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 28, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

... hmm. You're right.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm proud of you, Matt

That’s a good look.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which Matt?

Me Matt? oh no…you mean THE Matt ok gotcha

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 28, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Friend Called This:

SIMON AND GARFUNKLE

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by ZenPop on Oct 29, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I could

but I wont. I’m not selling any of my playoff tickets.

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by j14 on Oct 29, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

109!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

A sign!

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO FUCKING WAY.

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by j14 on Oct 28, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE ARE THE ONES WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

YES WE CAIN

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 28, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE ANOINTED ONE HAS ARRIVED

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

/shits bricks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m looking at the 2.64 ERA, thankyouverymuch.

/drools

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY GOD.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

0_0

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 28, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

DESTINY

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS PROBABLY THE CRAZIEST SHIT EVER

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
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by shahbazi3 on Oct 28, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DO WE GET THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE OR SOMETHING

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by shahbazi3 on Oct 28, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit.

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

+109!!!

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by Yoyo on Oct 29, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?

AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH

You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
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by LostHawkGSW on Oct 29, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

UPDATED WORLD SERIES ODDS

Game 3
Giants: 41.6%
Rangers: 58.4%

Series
Giants: 73.7%
Rangers 26.3%

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

coolstandings.com disagrees

Team W PCT RS PW WIN
Texas 0 .000 7 1 17.8
San Francisco 2 1.000 20 4 82.2

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vegas odds are more reliable than coolstandings.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess so… there’s real money there.

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, exactly the reason why.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 28, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember 2002 and I don't want to jinx anything, but...

…the Giants could win the World Series on my birthday. This would be by far the best thing ever.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants could win the World Series one or two days before my birthday.

I’d take it.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 28, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants could win the World Series 7 1/2 months before my birthday.

I’d take that, too.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 28, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halloween

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

… oh boy.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

happy preliminary birthday!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, you remember 2002? Aren’t you like 5 years old?

by kimmyg on Oct 29, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone have a link to the post-game wrap?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

him

and Rowand and DeRosa and Rent. I can’t think of a team where people that played so little have done so much.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was so happy for Rowand

for that triple

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by jctGamer on Oct 28, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s what makes this team so very great (besides, you know, that pennant).

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

and all the “winning”

by zuma420 on Oct 29, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those are some strong words

Gotta hand it to zeetz for being the anti kevin brown.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. That is an excellent and very wise quote. I have a lot of respect for the way many of these Giants have handled themselves.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a good egg

A bit painted in the shell, but a rich, thick orange yolk.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's usually hard to feel bad for someone who's up there getting paid a king's ransom to live out his dream.

But I honestly feel sorry for the guy. He seems like a genuinely good person and he’s willing to put the team before himself. I admire both him and Rowand for not once complaining about being benched or left off the playoff roster. They were still there rooting on the team, and coming up to do something when it was needed. They’re good role models for child athletes. Maybe not to mold their games after, but their attitudes around the game are incredible.

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 28, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thing is, he’s not living out his dream right now. His dream has always been to pitch in the World Series.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well.

To pitch well in the World Series.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

(which explains the pity for Derek Holland et al.)

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the sad thing is, he can practically taste it. It’s one thing to live out a dream of playing the sport you love on the highest level. It’s another thing to be on a team that’s in the championships…and you’re not even on the roster. I just feel sorry for him. Like during the celebration after we clinched the NL West…my mom pointed out that Zeets didn’t have anyone to celebrate with. When everyone was hugging each other, high-fiving each other, making an epic mosh pit with wilson and posey in the middle…. Zito tried to high-five someone..ANYONE…and there was no one. He’s a good guy, and in hindsight, I wish he pitched the ninth inning of tonight’s game. Just so that he could experience it for being the classy player he’s been/

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 28, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

that guy has nothing to be ashamed of

he threw 199 innings for us this year and we wouldn’t be here if not for him.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And for a lot of those innings he was pretty decent.

Finished the year poorly but remember April?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 29, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else secretly hope

we get to 3-0 so Ram Ram can get a mysterious illness and Zeets get added to the 25 man roster?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 29, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god

Watching a replay on MLB Network of a press conference Ron Washington did. Who was asking Wash a question about Cliff Lee that took 2 minutes (think KNBR)?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

RALPH LOL

Asked a 5 minute question to boch that was fucking ridiculous.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

We talked about it earlier in the thread lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy the Wall Street Gurnal.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

the WSJ tendency of referring to everyone as “Mr. Last Name” is especially hilarious when talking about Aubrey Huff.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thong in question is red and covered with glitter. “Over time, it’s actually gotten pretty comfortable,” Mr. Huff says.

/giggles

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Oct 28, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Respect: It’s never hilarious.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

posnanski is up

Not perhaps his best ever, but a good ending.

I was reminded of my favorite Matt Cain answer of the postseason. It was on Wednesday, and the talk was about nerves, and the question was this: “How do you sleep the night before a start in the World Series?”
 
And Matt Cain’s answer was this: “Close your eyes.”
Link.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

xFIP!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really liked it.

For one thing, unlike Neyer’s piece, it mentioned Matt Cain. Also, it was about Matt Cain. Also, Joe Posnanski.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Posnanski writing an article about the awesomeness of Matt Cain is like a dream come true.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus he brings up xFIP and puts it in its proper context wrt Matt Cain.

/fans self

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved that quote. So good in so many ways.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It defines Matt Cain really well.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great article

Seriously, entire pixel forests have been felled over the past few weeks to write about Roy Halladay and Cliff Lee. And they’re both great pitchers. But the Giants have beaten both of them, and scored quite a few runs doing it.

Meanwhile, no one, no one, has scored an earned run off of Matt Cain this postseason. That deserves a nice article or two.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'd almost like it to go six games

…just so Matteh could shove it down their throats again.

Almost.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB Network had extensive coverage of this…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posnanski: “Okay, they’re closed.”

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 29, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

At one point someone asked him if he would come up with a nickname for himself. “We don’t nickname ourselves,” he said.

Fuck I love this guy. No nonsense.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw what was on Brian Wilson’s baby blue cap in the post-game interview. It says “Yomiuri Giants”. But that’s weird because the Japanese Giants are orange and black, like us.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

An alternate for people living in Dragons territory?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

“What the shit is this Cha-Cha Bowl, Tyler Florence chicanery? Get me a hot dog, damn it!”

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

“And make sure the bun is stale!”

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 29, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I don’t know why but rec’d.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 28, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm... rec'd.

Needs more lolis, though.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 29, 2010 3:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stat Nerdery

Most PO by Catcher in all team post-season series (career)

Franchise record:
1. Benito Santiago, 113
2. Buster Posey, 111
3. Frank Snyder, 90
4. Chief Meyers, 83
5. Gus Mancuso, 80

Most PO by Catcher in a single post-season

Franchise record:
1. Buster Posey, 111, (2010, 3 series, 12 games*)
2. Benito Santiago, 96 (2002, 3 series, 17 games)
3. Terry Kennedy, 49 (1989, 2 series, 9 games)
4. Frank Snyder, 43 (1921, 1 series, 6 games)
5. Chief Meyers, 42 (1912, 1 series, 8 games)

  • -Games count not final

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Interesting night

Ian kinsler crushed a home run to straight away center on a 0-2 pitch and then I slammed my head into a wall and it turned out to be a double.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this for real?

These past two games have been so unlike the Giants that I’m actually kind of scared that it’s either a ruse or there is unspeakable danger ahead.

by Dustructo on Oct 28, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

This is BS. Do I have to do everything myself?

Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.

by Amigo on Oct 28, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Haters gonna hate

Courtesy of Lone Star Ball:

Texas has three games at home, and just needs to hold serve there. They are capable of doing it, and don’t have to play by the N.L. clown-ball rules.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 11:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Clown ball rules you say?

Since the DH isn’t a complete gimmick and a joke to baseball.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ftfy

Lol hating on NL baseball rules not written by Charlie Finley.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 29, 2010 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just literally laughed my ass off.

Can someone help me put my ass back on?

by zuma420 on Oct 29, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tennis metaphor?

That’s lame. “Save the season” would be more accurate.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The prior post also had a tennis metaphor.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, so Cody Ross is DHing?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were really mad

The Giants were able to issue an intentional walk.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 28, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poppycock and balderdash!

To you, sir, I posit that it is in fact the American League rules that are emblematic of clown-ball!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hmmm

Seems to me the AL is the one who introduced the “clown-ball” rules into the game.

If you cannot play the field, then tough shit you don’t get to be in the line-up.

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

1/2 a baseball player

by zuma420 on Oct 29, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

That post game thread is just awful

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Oct 28, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

I don’t get how there are “NL Rules” and “AL Rules”…It is one fucking rule, and it’s in the AL.

 And it’s a ridiculous rule that cheapens the game of baseball. NL Ball for life. I don’t know how anyone can defend the DH.

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s easy to defend the DH. It makes it easier for the Yankees to win

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 28, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget the Red Sox.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But of course, how could I have forgotten the other half of the BEST RIVALRY IN BASEBALL /gag

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 29, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

and the minors

and college.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 29, 2010 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

SERGIO RULES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Felt a little bad

Because 2 guys in front of me were calling at him. He had underthrown it a couple times, but they kept yelling. He kind of laughed and put his head down, backed up and hucked it. I just sat there, but it went over the gloves of these two guys, and I just put my right hand out and snagged it. Thought about giving it to them, since they were the ones hollering at Sergio, but then I realized that in 27 years, I had not so much as come within 5 feet of a foul ball or BP ball. So I kept it.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Oct 28, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

you did the right thing

by zuma420 on Oct 29, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

AWW LUCKY

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heart Sergio!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This 109 thing is really amazing

and is definitely a high point of the season, especially hereabouts.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 11:33 PM PDT reply actions  

It would be better if

we’d won 98 games in the regular season.
+11

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ultimate

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moved to OC in 2002, can I just tell you how amazing it is to hear local sports guys having to talk about the Giants???

yeah, they practically choke on the words as they have to utter the names of our boyz, our 2 WS game wins and our city, but I invite all the L.A. area sports guys to SUCK IT! :D

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 11:37 PM PDT reply actions  

But Hartman has the Rangers in 5.

I useally don’t follow Vick and his off the wall predictions but he picked the Giants. I love Vick and his wildness. He would be perfect to interview Wilson. Also David Vassay took the Rangers and he is their baseball guy on PMS.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 28, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I walked outside after the game

wearing my Giants cap. My neighbor, a huge Dodger fan just looked at me. All he could say is “How the Fuck is your team doing it when the Dodgers couldn’t do it?” All I said is “We have good pitching and hitting. The Dodgers just have crap.” He looked at me and just walked away.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 28, 2010 11:38 PM PDT reply actions  

TP his house with orange and black streamers if we win it all.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even better.

I’m getting T-Shirts from the parade if we win and I’m going to buy him one.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 28, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, even now, Dodgers fans are clinging to the wreckage….so sad :(

can you say “delusional”? I knew that you could!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you say “delusional” CERTIFIABLY INSANE?

Fixed

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 28, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love it :)

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 28, 2010 11:39 PM PDT reply actions  

why yes I am glad, but nothing rhymes with orange, darn it!

so much orange and black luv in this picture, wish I could have been within 50 miles of it! :)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

but you got to go to DL!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 28, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did, for about 3 hours…
I checked in here regularly but my phone kept booting me off :( I don’t think I’ll make plans during the game like that again, I missed you guys, just wasn’t the same!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

aww MCC withdrawals!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 28, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

no really! we were waiting in line for Toy Story Midway Mania (45 mins!) and as slow as that line was moving it was impossible to read and walk (and post!) at the same time. I felt like I was on the outside lookin in again :(

but I got to say GO GIANTS to a couple of people on our way out, so there’s that! :D

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

in retrospect, going to DL during a Giants WS game was probably not a good call. DL can be had anyday, but this is not a common occurance!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 28, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, but I typically don’t have good luck watching games from home, and with yesterday’s massive-runs win, I worried that staying home might be bad news. But thank goodness my cousin showed me AtBat when I was home last month-got to check scores, watch from Giants dugout (so cool!) and listen to Kruk & Kuip-so it was all good :)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nightmare on King Street

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Door hinge?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a lightsaber in the back?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 28, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg, you're right!

I missed that! whoa.

Where did that come from??

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 28, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the coke bottle.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ITS A LIGHTSABER

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Oct 28, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops, sorry, must have sent that with the pixie dust! ;)

ALSO-I bought R2D2 Mickey Ears today!!! http://plixi.com/p/51895790

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this the World Series?

semi-bandwagoner here. I’m a recent transplant from Ohio & my first loyalties are to the Indians, but I had Giants tickets that turned out to be the weekend Buster Posey got recalled from Fresno to start at 1B, saw a hell of a game, and been following along since.

I laughed my ass off through last night’s game but tonight’s eighth inning as a follow-up was maybe not 100% a fun win for me although I got no doubt it was cathartic for long-time Giants fans. as mindblowing and as unprecedented as it would be for this come-from-nowhere mobile slaughterhouse to mow through game 4, I’d sort of like to be forced to see just a (very) little bit more torture before the next two wins.

that two-out, two-on, 3-2 moment with Salvador Dalí on the mound in NLCS game 6 was kind of exquisite. I wouldn’t mind seeing us have to claw our way to victory in game 6 again. because I mean, I want to see the Giants win a real World fuckin’ Series. and bonus if it’s at home, where it ought to happen.

by human rain delay on Oct 28, 2010 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

As an Indians fan, you must be familiar with torture.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Dali!

Where in Ohio are you from, if I may ask?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell, El Person, I’m uneasy without it!

I’m from the northeast corner of the state on the OH-PA border. so I got both Indians torture and Pirates misery beaten into me. I’ve been well-trained for the Giants’ specialist brand of baseball.

by human rain delay on Oct 28, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeeeeeah. I went to college near Cleveland, so I got to see first hand just how hard that part of the state was leaning on LeBron. ’Tis a dreary corner of the sports world.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 29, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no problem at all with bandwagoning

but wishing for tortuous games, at least more tortuous than last night, is nuncool.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 29, 2010 6:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

great night

what was the name of that journey song played while showing steve perry?

"Why is no one hugging me right now?!"

-Sergio Romo

by DoubleDeuce22 on Oct 28, 2010 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Lights

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks alot

great song. im jammin

"Why is no one hugging me right now?!"

-Sergio Romo

by DoubleDeuce22 on Oct 28, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

How have people not heard of this song? It’s the third most famous song about San Francisco ever. LOL YOUNG I guess….

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that was fun!

If anyone heard someone yelling “Aubrey! Walk with me!!!” from section 103, that was me.

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 28, 2010 11:46 PM PDT reply actions  

DrStankus, you're all right!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then he walked!

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 28, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

I am now 2-0 in post-season games.

who wants to sponsor me?

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 28, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to steal your tickets.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Perry singalong was an incredible moment

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Oct 28, 2010 11:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish it had made it on TV.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

never forget...

"Why is no one hugging me right now?!"

-Sergio Romo

by DoubleDeuce22 on Oct 28, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like they personally know Kruk and Kuip?

Like I’ve heard their voices announcing baseball games for like 14 years of my life and it feels like they’re my neighbors or something. And when I hear other people announcing the game (except Jon Miller) it seems wrong

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 29, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying they’re not actually my friends in real life???

by kimmyg on Oct 29, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

What do you MEAN they don’t live with us?!?

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 29, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

20 runs in the first two games?

I’m callin’ ringers.

Where are the 1-run games I was promised?

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 28, 2010 11:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Inspirational EdGAR

From the NY Times game story:

Limited by groin, hamstring and biceps injuries, Renteria had three separate stays on the disabled list, lost his job at shortstop to Juan Uribe and gave a stirring speech in a team meeting in Chicago in September. As Mark DeRosa, the injured utility player, remembers it, Renteria asked his teammates to get him back to the postseason for one more chance at a ring. He made the last out in the 2004 World Series, when the Cardinals lost to Boston, and in 1997, his single in Game 7 lifted Florida to the title.

"He kept telling us that we needed him, and he wasn’t lying," the Giants’ hitting coach, Hensley Meulens, said.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 11:50 PM PDT reply actions  

There's your Ringer, DFiPL.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

God Bless America

Anyone catch the title for the servicewoman? (lady soldier?)

Psychological Operations officer. She should offer up some tips for Brian Wilson, mental assassin.

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne" - Wilson
"I want to hug Uribe. I want to hug Posey. I want to hug everyone." - Torres
"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff

by Heshan on Oct 28, 2010 11:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I wondered if she was called in after the game to help the Rangers bullpen pitchers visualize throwing a strike.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

yeah

I’m glad that the military now puts that right out there now.

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 28, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inception

I blame the movie.

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne" - Wilson
"I want to hug Uribe. I want to hug Posey. I want to hug everyone." - Torres
"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff

by Heshan on Oct 28, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean

it’s better than MK ULTRA

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 28, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 29, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

they're just messing with you

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 29, 2010 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

You've got that backwards

Wilson can give her tips.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 29, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Overflow thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/10/28/1781328/post-game-overflow

I’ve written, like, two sentences. I’ve got some serious Verducci effect shit going on. Exhausted.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 28, 2010 11:53 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks grant, so i can OT the FUCK out of it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT PIKA YOU WOULDN’T DARE?

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 28, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hears doubt in Grant’s voice

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 29, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

do we have to??????

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant's xFIP is finally catching up to him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

xFIP=Expected Fapping Into Prose

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 29, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

His Early Rosterbation Average is really low though.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

On the way to the park...

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne" - Wilson
"I want to hug Uribe. I want to hug Posey. I want to hug everyone." - Torres
"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff

by Heshan on Oct 29, 2010 12:01 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

They got rid of the Hamilton one?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 29, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

This one’s better.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 29, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yahoo Sports

Got hold of a shot of the Hamilton one and gave us some shit after we were getting on Philly’s case for taking cheat shots at Timmy about his teeth and such.

This one at least is less personal.

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne" - Wilson
"I want to hug Uribe. I want to hug Posey. I want to hug everyone." - Torres
"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff

by Heshan on Oct 29, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, and all this time I was thinking this was a 7 game series.

That’s what I get for being a dumb hick, I reckon. Guess I better go feed the cows.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Oct 29, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

1836 was a rebuilding year

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 29, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I just z’ed through this entire thread and went on a rec’ing rampage.

by kimmyg on Oct 29, 2010 12:14 AM PDT reply actions  

STEVE FUCKING PERRY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqLS7SkwDnw

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 29, 2010 12:15 AM PDT reply actions  

This actually brought me close to tears

Oh man, do I want to get back to my city by the bay.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 29, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have always hated Journey – not my bag. Too commercial. Something my older sisters would go see at Day On The Green. But I have always had a soft spot for Lights (this may surprise you but I fucking love the city of San Francisco) and Steve Perry is a real Giants fan… I’m thinking I may have to soften my stance.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 29, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

i smell hipster!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 29, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That isn’t going to wash out easily.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 30, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

The first 2 Giants hitters in the bottom of the 8th inning struck out. The Giants scored 7 runs in the inning.

The Giants won game 2 of the World Series.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 29, 2010 12:41 AM PDT reply actions  

YOU'RE LYING

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 29, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

UNPOSSIBLE

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Oct 29, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

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