Beat TexLAs: WS Game 2 Edition Thread 3
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Huh, a full minute and no other posts yet? Am I backwards chopped?
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
I didn't post a link in the other thread until just now
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
My timing is just bizarre, then. Hi everyone! Anything special going on tonight?
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
My instructors were very understanding about me having my phone out during class tonight.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Teasing us.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
catchers mistake
he should have called TWO; if the cutoff man does that instead of spinning around, they get him.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Good to see ya, jponry
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Best day of his life
CAIN: “FUCK YEAH! Yes! Motherfucking URIBE!”
/sits down, resumes reading The Five People You Meet in Heaven
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I wanna read that!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
D'oh!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Don’t swing at that, Rent.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
SWEET JUICY NEW THREAD
More Giants runs please.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yet more LOL Lone Star Ball
In a month or two, will it be nice enough just to have won the pennant?
by DrumsInTheDeep on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
yes
a thousand times yes
Chan Ho bobble head
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
CRAZY HO PARK
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Whew. That old thread was making me feel sluggish.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Yeah mods
We didn’t curse much or lock the dog in the closet or anything!
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I ate all the ice cream though.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Except the rum raisin that"s been in there for a couple years now
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
don’t be trying to beat shit out, Matt.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
@OzzieGuillen Uribitooooooooooooo
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Ozzie is probably the best personality that Fox has access to.
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Fixed
Ozzie isprobablythe best personality that Fox has access to.
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Ozzie rules
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Little Ribes!
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
That's c00t!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Cain with the cane.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
LOL MODS
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
Does anyone consider PHing here? Its not like we have bad options for the 8th.
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
I think that was a mistake by Bochy
You’ve got a RISP you have to PH there.
I was thinking about that. He is pitching pretty damn well though.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
no
Kid is dealing. We used bullpen yesterday.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Only 6 more outs
You have to go for the insurance run there in my opinion.
Off day tomorrow.
and WORLD SERIES.
That being said. I was ok with leaving Cain in. They just got him another run and he is dealing.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nope.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
JPonry
In case you missed it earlier, Kuip is wearing rally pants.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
Rally pants? Is that code for something?
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
no seriously. he said he was wearing rally pants. made by the same people that make John Daly’s ridiculous outfits.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 28, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d rather there were no pants, after seeing that. Ack.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
The owner of the company apparently sits below K&K and gave them as a gift.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Regarding the caption:
That your version of pouring out a 40 for hokysmokes, jponry?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
werd
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Man, I disliked that guy.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Guillen just tested positive for HGH - NYT
Wow. So, Roids don’t work for everybody
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
Didn’t test positive – MLB doesn’t test for it. Had a shipment delivered to his wife in the Bay Area. Reading is your friend.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Oh thanks.
And go fuck yourself for being a douche.
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
cheer up buttercup
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Boy, someone’s a little touchy tonight.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
That's the guy that said
“Try pussy, you fucking moron”
About CJ Wilson being straight edge.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
/facepalm
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Aww Letter.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
They make mostly everyone's upper body bigger.
Although upper body strength has little to do with belting a home run…
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
lol Guillen
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well, I didn't go to Yosemite
That sucks.
But 2-0 Giants!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
A combination of things
1. The most important. We are supposed to be back around noon on Saturday for my son’s b-day party. It’s supposed to snow Saturday. I realize that road closures are unlikely, but I didn’t want to chance it.
2. My daughter was crying because we were gonna be gone two nights. She never cries about stuff like that.
3. Cancelling would save us 250 and my second job is on hiatus unexpectedly.
It was a tough decision. And I am bummed. But 2-0 Giants!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
The Giants felt like rewarding you.
That is a bummer though. I love Yosemite.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, FUCK YOU/OFF NICK SWISHER
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
When he was on the White Sox it was his bobblehead day and he asked Uribe if anyone ever made a bobblehead of him.
He said no, but, his name is one a statue or something for winning the World Series. Something like that. Point is, he’s a douche.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I am so glad I still get to see Yankees even though they aren't playing any more
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Man, is Bochy having a post-season
Every move has worked. All it took was Jose Guillen going PED on us, freeing up Cody
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Wheels within wheels, my friend. Plans within plans.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Sabean's genius score takes a hit
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
He’s got a two-run head start on you, which is more than he needs. Cain’s got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He’ll blend in — disappear — you’ll never see him again. With any luck… he’s got the Win already.
by haemaker on Oct 28, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
“Does anybody here speak English?”
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
LOL delayed comprehension
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Who is MATT CAIN? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for MATT CAIN. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the MATT CAIN ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. And like that, poof. He’s gone…..!
by skilletboy on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Who?
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
hey positiveeuphemism
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Looks like a young LeVar Burton
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Tweet from ESPN re: Posey receiving ball
@SBerthiaumeESPN Watch Buster Posey set up behind plate: keeps feet together for a fastball, spreads feet apart for breaking ball
if that’s true no way batter should be able to see that, but that needs to change.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
not seeing it
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe that last pitch just disproved that theory.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
DIG IF U WILL THE PICTURE
"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins
Rally Gar!!!!!!!!!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Guys
I think I’m in love with Matt Cain
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Back off, bitch. He's mine.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
I'm sorry, that was mean, but still.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
/lights cigarette, fumbles in the dark for his jeans
Welcome to the club, kid.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
pitch count?
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
109
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
he’s good for at least 362 pitches tonight.
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 28, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
why didn't they use Vlad?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
only for tying run.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Matt
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
MATT!
FINISH HIM!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
FINISH HIM!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
shit
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
Ruh roh
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Setting up the double play
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
dpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdp
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
DAMN
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
Walks make me sad.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
double play, please?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
SHIT
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
Renteria ain't having it.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
SO CLOSE RENT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
DAMMIT RENT
THAT WAS AN OUT FOR SURE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
damn it, Edgar
he was gonna be nailed.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
Not sure what I think about stealing there, but it worked.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah it doesn't make sense there
being behind by 2, but it just shows they really have confidence in him being able to steal second.
he probably did it on his own.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, probably. Still a bad idea.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
MATT!
FINISH HIM!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
PERFECT FUCKING THROW
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
edgar was having it. damn it.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
DAMMIT!!!!!!!
renteria givith, and renteria taketh away
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
Phew.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
Had him by a mile.
Oh well.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Don’t make the 1st or 3rd out of the inning at 3rd or home. Good play Elvis.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
Don't run on the Holtz.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
ATTA BABE MATT
YOU ARE AMAZING
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
HOLY CRAP THAT THROW
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
/stands for Cain
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
damn Nate. careful with that cannon.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
/stands and applauds
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
Whew.
LOOGY time
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Matt Cain
Demi-god.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Nate the scatter-armed
Doesn’t sound very catchy
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Oof -- great plays all around
That bounce looked like it was gonna go right over Uribe — he did a great job of backing up to catch it.
GREAT FUCKING JOB MATT
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
Wilson will get up now I bet.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn’t matter. Wilson stays in.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain: Great fucking job tonight.
Now do this, Javier!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
/standing ovation
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I never want Nate to leave.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
can’t get an error on steals unless he goes from 2nd to 3rd
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Matt Cain.
He throws scoreless innings for the Giants.
what did Cain say to bochy?
is he pissed?
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
I think he said to the group over his shoulder something like
“Finish this for me”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah, he said
“If they score runs for Lopez, I quit”
by TheresTortureInside on Oct 28, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain doesn't get pissed,
Pissed gets Matt Cain!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Matt sure delivered tonight. So did C.J., but Matt proved to be just a bit better this time around.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
CJ isn't a winner
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
That is some seriously awesome pitching in the post-season
Over 21 innings of shutout baseball for your post-season debut? Words fail.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
But he lacks experience. Impossible!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Matthewson-esque
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
I think Papelbon started with 25 (which is the record to start.)
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
He actually allowed one unearned run against ATL, so not quite. But still. Amazing.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WHATEVER HE IS AMAZING
xMatt xCain…not so much
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
You’re a Giants fan, therefore you are nervous.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m more comfortable when I’m nervous.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
JLo needs to keep it down...
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
C'mon Javier
Vottomize Josh!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
LETS GO LOPEZ
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, if he gets that pitch,
throw it twice more
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Atta boy Lopez!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
FUCK YES LOPEZ
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Wow, don’t google image search “Javier Fucking Lopez”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Pics
or it didn’t happen
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
LOL
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
This is what you get.
Giants trade away left-handed power bat, acquire marginal …
Jul 31, 2010 … NEITHER IS FUCKING JAVIER LOPEZ. Sharlon Schoop – de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles. You always have to be one …
www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/31/…/giants-trade-away-left-handed
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
LOOGY!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HELL YEAH!
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
FUCK YEAH!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
Lopes!
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
YOU GUYS THE GIANTS ARE OVERMATCHED AGAINST THE RANGERS
THEY HOLD THE EDGE IN EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE PITCHING MATCHUP!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
I’m referencing Lone Star Ball, actually.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
They linked some blog that said
The Lee/Lincecum matchup was actually the least likely for the Rangers to win.
…
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
for wilson
dude has been lights out with 3 runs.
Lopez is better than you are!!!
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
TIME FOR SOME BUSTERSURANCE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
Awesome job
God, I’m so glad we aren’t relying on Affeldt and Runz for these situations. I’ll miss Bowker, but fuck, Javy is nails.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
JAVIER!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
YOUR WELCOME GIANTS!


McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
WHO ARE THESE GUYS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YEAH JOEY!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH JOEY
I STILL LOVE YOU, BUT JAVIER’S COOL.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Si Javier?
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
/pours out 40s
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked you guys
BUT WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wait,
if the Giants win, would Bowker get a ring?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And YEAH JOEY?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Just call me "Dude."
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
looks like Joe Martinez is not wearing pants in that pic
Unless he was extra fat whn it was taken
I don’t think they actually wear their uniform pants for some parts of photo day, they just wear shorts or jeans or something.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You know, I'm pretty sure that I read somewhere that JLo in his career has better numbers against RH than LH.
I’m not sure what the sample size is but that sounds a little interesting.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
LSB LOL
just remember guys
matt cain xFIP in reg season: 4.19
matt cain xFIP in playoffs: 4.60
matt cain career xFIP: 4.43
HAVE FAITH
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 28, 2010 9:13 PM CDT reply actions
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
Matt Cain's XFIP is going to be my Fantasy Baseball Team name next year
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That’s brilliant.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, we ARE totally losing the xballgame
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Haters gonna hate.
eh at least he didn’t spend it all on coke like somebody… your manager and star ahahah! Suck it Texas!
Was it really that high?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I was thinking of his FIP, nvm.
xFIP is pretty unnecessary.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
So, Wilson in the 9th, or RamRam?
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Ha!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't ever mention RamRam here again!
and banned!
How many hits did Cain yield?
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
4
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
fo
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
4H 2BB
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
he’s their RamRam
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
why isn’t Wilson getting warm?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
I think FOX just thought Affeldt was Wilson
You could almost feel the camera guy realizing it
by TheresTortureInside on Oct 28, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
WHY IS WILSON IN THE DUGOUT????????
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
that's just a hologram
the Real Wilson is invisibly getting warm in the pen.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I do believe that was Affeldt. FOX dun goof’d.
by TheresTortureInside on Oct 28, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Our submariner is > their submariner
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Lopez
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Sidewinder.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilson isn’t warming up yet??
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Huh
I guess he can’t go tonight because he was used last night.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
chasm
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
already did in the top maybe?
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 28, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
...

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
that isnt a strike
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Gameday has it as being just outside.
"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins
Time for ANDRES THE GIANT to reappear
he can yank this guy
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Was eating dinner and couldn’t post. I still want to post a
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
MATT CAIN
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Ball 4
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Has there been any speculation as to whether or not the Guillen drug investigation has anything to do with the fact that he hasn’t been with the team?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hmmmmm
i dont think so, but ill look into it
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been speculating that ever since I heard it.
However, I think the more likely reason is that Jose Guillen is bad at baseball.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
I hope that’s the main reason. But if this HGH thing kept Bochy and Sabes from putting him on the roster and put Cody Ross in the lineup, then thank god Jose Guillen is a JUICED CHEATER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Makes me sad that he was a part of the great team
He was a totally superfluous piece.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
this* great team
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'm just glad he hasn't been a part of the playoff run
And honestly, outside of that one game vs the Brewers, he wasn’t a part of the playoff push either.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Exactly
he helped in one game. That’s it. Other than that he was a hindrance.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I went to one game where he was a HUGE hindrance. And I’ve never forgiven him for that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I hated him as much as Bengie
Which makes sense since he pretty much was Bengie. But in right field.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Kind of ruins Bochy’s playoff genius mystique, though.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t get that anyway. He’s made plenty of dumb hit-and-run calls, etc.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
without Guillen to fuck up with, Bork has done a great job
by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Mostly joking, somewhat serious.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Guillen roiding up really did help the team
By making way for Ross to play in the postseason
THE GIANTS CHEATED
BY TAKING THE CHEATING ROIDER OFF THEIR ROSTER AND PLAYING CODY ROSS INSTEAD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Definitely
NY Times article: http://goo.gl/weob
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
That girl in the panda hat was really cute.
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
She was gorgeous
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I only saw her out of the corner of my eye.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
23 1/3 innings
0 runs.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew I was off.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Zing!
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That hair
Brings all the girls to the yard.
Wash handles pitchers diff than Bochy
This guy gave up a big dinger last night and he’s back in in a big situation
Bochy does the same thing.
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
Wilson vs Cruz in 9th
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Swinging at ball 5
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
excellent ab
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 28, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
SHOULD'VE PINCH HIT ROWNADS
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
fuck
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Torres
:(
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yay Bweezy
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
WILSON UP
THANK GOD
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
Buster needs to lay into one
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
Well, we know who's gonna pitch to Freddy
in clutch situations from now on
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
for the next 2 games? :D
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
2.5 hours so far
even with the extra long commercials
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
Behold
WIlson’s Sharpied shoes return.
by TheresTortureInside on Oct 28, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
Come on, Buster.
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 28, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
LOL NOLAN
Never happy
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
they fear the Nate
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
BUSTER
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
Buster!
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
YEAH BUSTER!!!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
BUSTER!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
Nolan Ryan is perturbed. He’s wondering if he should warm up.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Maybe he should beat up Robin Ventura
for old times’ sake.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
well…he is kinda. 60 or so? older?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Over 65, I think
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
He is retired…
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
BUSTER!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Nolan looks like
he’s passing a stone
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
JUGGERNATE
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
Busted!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
What.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm ashamed to admit this
I like that song.
Isn’t it normally System of a Down?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, a pitching change for Nate? Woah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
the TermiNATEr
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
BUSTER
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
EricStangel Eric Stangel
Ron Washington leaves his sunglasses on when he makes love to his lady #SFGiants #Rangers #UncleRon
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Puster . . .
Bucking Fosey.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
let’s go Nate. Drive it into Triples Alley.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Washington
can’t read scouting reports
A LHP against Nate?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Good point, but toward what end?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The one negative aspect of the giants postseason run
is the stadium playing Tik Tok after big moments
Has Nate ever hit a non-inside the park HR at AT&T?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He has 2 AT&T home runs in his career, so apparently.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
One of those was ITP though, right?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
and extremely unexpected.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA
How fucking lucky can the Giants be?
by Philar on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Lone Star Ball
They’re way touchy over there. They banned someone for posting that Cain’s postseason ERA is 0.0. Granted I’d be touchy if I was where they are but… well screw them. =D
Oh geez
Braves fans were talking about how “lucky” the Giants are. We’re playing better. Get over it.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
THIS OLD NAVY COMMERCIAL IS SO LOUD
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
Srsly?
Get that off him. Nobody who was on one of those “This is my town” Dodger billboards deserves to wear the orange and black.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Man I always hated that kid for some odd reason
now I have to kill this prick!
DIE IN A FIRE BEIBER YOU FUCKWIT.
"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
by Swamphunter on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Fuck you Justin Bieber
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I feel much better knowing that Justin Beiber is rooting for Texas and not the Giants.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
After rooting for the White Sox
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
After rooting for the Dodgers
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What a whore
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Had a Giants hat and Texas Jacket
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
But he is appearing live in Game 3`
which is at Texas.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sucks to be at that game.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 28, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Stubhub Ticket Sales for Game 3
just dropped.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 28, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
NO! TAKE OFF THAT GIANTS HATE, BIEBER!
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
JUSTIN BEIBER?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
LOL JUSTIN BIEBER
"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."
MY EYES!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
THIS . . .
. . . is Giants baseball.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
Is this their version of Mole?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
How is an alleged Dodger fan wearing a Giants’ hat.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
YEAH NATE!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Buck and McCarver love Justin Bieber
Figures.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Oh, that was a bad image, brain.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
OBP
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
I have the sudden urge to throw my TV out the window.
Fucking Beiber on MY TV? Fuck that noise.
"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
good at bat, Nate!
keep taking.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
RLOLn WashingtLOLn
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
LOL LEFTY ON LEFTY FOR NATE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
Love the pitching change
To give out a 4 pitch walk
Dunston'd!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
Giants hat and a Rangers jacket...
What a prick.
by TheresTortureInside on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
C'mon Cody!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
let's go Cody!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
Discipline . . .
is our middle name.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
COME ON COMMANDER!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL 6 balls
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
GO GO ELF MAGIC
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 28, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
I love this guy
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Buffalo Bill!!!
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
WALK THE WALK.
"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
OBP
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Ron Washington’s moves have not worked out super well so far.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
everything he has done has come back to bite him on the ass
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
RANGELOLS
"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
LOL hoLOLand
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
Lets GO HUFF DADDY!
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
LOL BALL 8
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
COME ON HUFF
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Ball in water plz
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 28, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
We've secretly replaced Derek Holland with Denny Bautista
Let’s see if they notice.
by apistat on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Place is primed to totally explode
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
c'mon Aubrey
nail in the coffin time!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
9 balls
Wow…
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Ball 9
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
PITCHER CAN'T FIND IT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Ban Comment
Pretty sure Justin Bieber is more of a man than you’ll ever be.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
F'IN WRECKED!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
AWESOME
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Ball 10
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
Holland can't throw a strike right now to save his skin.
"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
"underhand it"
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
10
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
Are they actually afraid to throw strikes?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
Whiteside would have scored.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
Why wouldn't Washington have someone warming up?
That is just stupid.
Green light?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Really?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
man, it took them 10 balls in a row to send someone out there to talk to him?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
*unless I missed a visit
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
11
"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
DONT YOU DARE SWING HUFF
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Ball 11
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
11
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
THIS ONE GOES TO 11
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
11
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
DONT SWING HUFF
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
It's almost like Zito made the playoffs after all.
"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins
LMFAO
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
OBP
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
MAKE HIM THRO ANOTHER!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
hoLOLand
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Man, the Giants are so lucky!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Plate discipline.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
chasm
That’s twice now that my biting sarcasm has gone completely unnoticed by another.
:(
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LOL NOLAN RYAN
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Melt down.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
RANGELOLS^2
"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
FUCK YES!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
I do feel kinda bad for him. I felt bad for RamRam last night too.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, I pity the mlb players.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
I’ve never understood this type of response. Yes, in the scheme of things he’s probably got a pretty good life. But he just failed miserably at the thing he’s spent his entire life working on. Probably not a fun feeling.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
WALKED IN A RUN ON THE WORLD SERIES!
Borderline pitch?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Gameday says it was a lot closer than it looked in real life.
Could have been called either way.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
when you throw 12 stragith balls, you dont get the benefit of the doubt
by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
i don't particularly like these plots
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
8th?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Gameday sez...
Borderline, but not really much closer than ball 2
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
That was a ball CJ
Sorry
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
HUFFBP
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Washington does not appear to be a very good manager
with his bullpen
he doesn't appear to have a very good bullpen
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
SAM for the beer
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Adams cares about family and share your values.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
IRL LOL
/history nerd
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Washington does not appear to be a very good manager
with his bullpen
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope,
he doesn’t.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
that's the way baseball go
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Ron Washington is the greatest manager ever
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
RLOLn WashingtLOLn
Epic bullpen management fail.
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
jonahkeri jonahkeri
Savvy move by the Rangers, signing Rick Ankiel for the World Series.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
He did hit that HR that one time.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Now that was a choke job of EPIC proportions....
The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!
Lone Star Ball: melting down just as badly as Holland.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
We would, too.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
But it’s not us, and thus it’s funny.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Also true
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
elegant proof
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Absolutely.
(We are hilarious when we melt down, anyway.)
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Totally this
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Deer in the headlights
You can see it in his eyes
antlers?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Ron Washington says “This is cheating!”
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
ACTUAL QUOTE
“Fuckin’ juiced Huff bullshit.”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It's sugar, sir.
He has lots and lots of sugar.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
NOLAN RYAN looks like BOB LURIE
I’m just sayin’
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WILD THING!

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
Thank you Holland
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Giants can handle torture
Rangers cannot
by IQofaWarrior on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I wonder how ESPN is gonna spin this so the Giants didn’t win?
Hard to do when your team doesn’t score a single run (through 8- aviod the jinxing it)
I do believe I saw Posey twirl a cane as he strolled into home.
by TheresTortureInside on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
Did y’all see the shot of Jon Daniels in the crowd a couple of batters earlier? That was beautiful.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Sucks for Holland
Great for us, we’re gonna take it
I need Jazz
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
moar runz walked in plz
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
There is a magical forcefield around the strike zone.
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
plz throw a fast ball down the gut
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
YES
and that’s simply astonishing
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF?
YOU CANNOT WALK IN A RUN
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Swing hard, Juan!!!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
I'm in the mood for Jazz
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
Lowe is a Vampire!
You see those fangs?!
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 28, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
Sucks that Wilson has been standing there for an hour.
This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.
This pitcher has fangs
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Come on, Uribe
More runs!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
OBP
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
Hey Sox fan here, but my good friend is a HUGE Giants fan, so if it can't be us, I'm glad it's you.
Congrats and let’s put this series to bed early, yeah?
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast
UUUUURIIIIBEEE
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
4 STRAIGHT WALKS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan
Infield single, walk, walk, walk. Playoffs!
LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan
The Rangers better find some more necklaces in the next three or four minutes
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol necklaces
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I'll bite
What is the deal with those, anyway?
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Magic
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
TITANIUM HELPS CIRCULATION
or some other psuedoscientific mumbo jumbo
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
You're kidding, right?
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
he’s not. People but ’em up.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
*buy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
That is so lame
That the Rangers deserve to walk in 3 runs this inning.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Torres has one =(
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
MCC and LL are the best of SBN
No one else is even close.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
AN is up there
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
And Royal Review.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLWE
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Rangers
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
OBP!!!!!
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER YOU GUYS!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
FUCK YEAH!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
ESPN front page story
“GIants outfielder Jose Guillen under HGH investigation”
What a joke man. He was on our team for one month and took the steroids in 2002 to 2005. So lame ESPN
HGH != Steroids
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
He had some delivered to his wife this year in teh bay area.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
they probably told him not to come back when the playoffs started.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Great, now ignorant people are going to come up with some theory that we got here because of that.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW MELTDOWN
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
this is very thoughtful of the rangers pitchers.
this is very helpful for my nerves.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
no longer a save opp
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
The Rangers just walked in two Giants players
Two. The Giants.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Unreal.
Honestly, if I had to pick ONE THING that I would DEFINITELY NOT SEE from this team, it would be Uribe getting a BB RBI in the World Series
I don’t even get why Washington took O’Day out. He was dominating until one little single…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Need to play the match-up vs. Nate Schierholtz!
by kingofthacove on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Who has a reverse platoon split \o/
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DEREK HOLLAND AND MARK LOWE: WALKER, TEXAS RANGERS
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
LOL JOHN DANIELS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Well, Nolan,
this is a revolting development.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
GIMME DAT OBP RUNZ
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
LOL JON DANIELS
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
I'm loving those shots
Wow, meltdown
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
EricStangel Eric Stangel
BREAKING: After his 1 strike in 14 pitch effort, the NY Mets have signed Derek Holland to a 4 yr $32 million contract
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
there goes the save situation
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
The Shawon Dunstan memorial inning
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
I thought yesterday had an inning that would be hard to top
Is this close?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Rangers bullpen is to be feared. Better than the Giants'
LOL
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
Epic meltdown is epic.
Worse than the Game 1 ALCS.
(Yes, they did win the ALCS, but that was Game 1 against a more heralded team. The GIants are stealth and misfit. They’re the X-Men of superteams.)
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
how many bases loaded walks does he have, cuz here comes another.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
This is getting ugly. I’m getting embarrassed for the Rangers.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
can the wheels come off a train wreck?
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
You guys need more drag queens in your bleachers.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
This is all the Giants magic
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Or us in the regular season
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast
The weed is slowing them down
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
Romo and Bweezy are like, "Come on man, I want to git-r-dun nao!
The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!
Oh my god...
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I am having trouble comprehending all these walks to Giants hitters.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YES!
When did Zito start pitching for the Rangers?
Patty Melt, Tuna Melt...
COMPLETE MELTDOWN!!!!!! WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
www.zenpop.com - Rock Posters, Illustrations, Magazine Covers and more!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I’m torn about how I should feel toward LOL SAD BENGIE
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Ask yourself this: does he already have a ring? If so, from when?
I think that’ll help clarify your thinking.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear Giants: never swing a bat again unless there are 2 strikes
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Even then, at this rate it's kinda iffy
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast
LOL Rent's attempted fakeout
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LOL
now they get that strike call.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
fucking generous call there
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
THEY HAVE BEEN SAVING UP ALL THEIR PATIENCE FOR THIS INNING.
All year. All the past three years.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
BIEBER DID IT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
IRL
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants might as well just come up to the plate without a bat.
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
Throw me a strike . . .
. . .c’mon. Throw it, you Texan you.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
IT'S HAPPENING TO SOMEONE OTHER THAN US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
www.zenpop.com - Rock Posters, Illustrations, Magazine Covers and more!
Us Sox fans know this feeling well after this year
Goddamn bullpens
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast
fun with schadenfreude
the game day thread at lone star ball is pretty entertaining
LOOK BUT DONT TROLL
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY GAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
RENT
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
RENT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
RENT!!!!!!!!!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
REEEENNT!!
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
Renteria!
You are good again for this game!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Well. This wasn’t what I expected from the first two games of this series.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Don’t worry, the Rangers proved they could hit our pitching in Game 1.
by kingofthacove on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain's xFIP
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
RENT IS DUE!
HOKYSMOKES WAS RIGHT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GUILLERMO MOTA IS WARMING UP
I REPEAT
GUILLERMO MOTA IS WARMING UP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ZOMG
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
'lkj;lkj-0

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins
by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
We have attempted a decapitation strike against Saddam and his sons Uday and Qusay
It was not successful.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
HAHA
Here Texas, here is your shot.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I tell my wife that they've given us 2 free runs this inning
her reply: “Did they say ‘thank you?’”
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
6-0
I’m lovin’ it.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
MOTA!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, please let it be him
I would feel so bad for him if he doesnt get the chance
RENT MONEY!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
that's amazing
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
This isn't really happening, right?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Is it wrong that I have a tear in my eye?
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
but.....Cliff Lee.......
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
and.....the great Texas bullpen......
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b193/redhed0932/tumblr_l6sls9AKpz1qd4gpjo1_500.jpg
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
DAMMIT
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
and on the 7th day he rested
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
2 out rallies!
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Just remember guys
We have even more games here.
Thank you Brian McCann.
You glorious human being.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Glorious, beautiful, beautiful bearded man. The Letter2 will be washed and sent to your tent.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Oh, if only. I would thank him for the entire Giants fandom. And then again, but upside-down.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Maybe, maybe not.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I love Brian McCann
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Oct 28, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
If we can get 12 more runs, then this game would be RamRam proof
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
RENT!
To bisexuals, trisexuals, hallucinogens, men, Pee Wee Herman!
German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein, Antonioni Bertolucci Kurosawa
Carmina Burana!
LA VIE BOHEME!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Gallo . . .
has a shot of turpentine, just cuz.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
truly so.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
New slogan: "Giants baseball - a walk in the park"
Giants baseball, Niners football, Warriors basketball, Sharks postseason hockey: TORTURE.
by 1rabidwarriorsfan on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
TRY THIS AGAIN

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Romo?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
it's finally Mota time
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Negative
The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!
by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Their bullpen is SO full of fail, its rediculous.
and the “experts” said TEX bullpen was better than ours
They did? I’ll give them offense, I’ll even (reluctantly) concede a push on starting pitching. But bullpen, really?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like the Rangers are not use to PRESSURE.
by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 28, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
Shock.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants surprise us everyday
They just tied a record by taking four straight walks.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
ROWAND SIGHTING
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
28 minute half inning
This inning has gone on longer than the rest of the game combined
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
The Giants score 4 runs after Cain is pulled.
Coincidence? I think not.
WOOOOOOOO
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
LOL 4 RUNS WITH 2 OUTS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Also, how do you not bring in Feliz at some point in this inning??
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Insufficient comfortability RT @cjd11: @keithlaw Any truth to the rumor that Washington is saving Neftali Feliz for Game 8?
by kingofthacove on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
OldHossRadbourn Old Hoss Radbourn
R. Washington treats N. Feliz the way my grammy treated her fine china — something to be admired, but never used.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
well
it’s a little late now
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
He should have come in instead of Lowe.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yup
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
yea, good call
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WEARING GIANTS UNIFORMS?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LSB
The Real Problem?
We swing at the shit out of the zone. The Giants don’t.
by rcreative on Oct 28, 2010 7:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
No one here gets out alive.
by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I read that and nearly pissed myself laughing
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Mind
Blown
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Well
good thing Rowand is up right now to enlighten him.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Where am I?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha, this Giants team? HA!
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
This is fucking hilarious.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
I'm laughing and giggling so much
My mother just walked past and asked if I was alright.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
We might need a new thread just for the bottom of this inning.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I want to let you guys know how far I went for this team
Posey got the 2 out knock. I felt a itch. I scratched my balls. Ball 1. It still itches. Scratched some more. Ball 2. Sensing a pattern here, I continued the scratching. Nate walked.
My wife walked by and asked what I was doing, I told her Honey, not now. I need to scratch my balls. It is causing a gravity shift at pac bell.
4 walks and a base hit happened. And my balls fucking hurt.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
Hey, victory requires sacrifice
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
GET THE GOLD BOND, KID
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy doesn't quite want to kick the Rangers while they're down
Rowand AB
The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!
c’mon Scott!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
Holy shit guys
Just got back. I need to go to bars more often.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Has Rowand been watching their fucking pen? Why are you swinging?
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
Right Aaron. Swing at shit you can't reach with a wild ass pitcher. You're a fucking genius
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
GREAT SCOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
ROWAND
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
GREAT SCOTT!!!!!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
GREAT SCOTT!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
GREAT SCOTT!!!!!!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
HOLY SHIT@
A triple!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
THE END OF DAYS IS UPON US!
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
no way!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
GREAT SCOTT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GREAT FUCKING SCOTT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
AARON FUCKING ROWAND???
THE GODS ARE TRULY SMILING UPON US.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is this real life?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Well, this one and the last one.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
So, I’m starting to believe in the existence of parallel universes, ‘cause I’ve fallen into one.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Rowand and Rent and the Giants having runs walked in
WHAT IS GOING ON????
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
OK WHO THE FUCK ABDUCTED THE GIANTS AND PUT ON THEIR SKIN SUITS?!?!
The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaafhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
that was awesome
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
But, how will the Giants score any runs this series?
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
For those that missed Giants batting practice before the game, YOU'RE WATCHING IT NOW!!!
Giants baseball, Niners football, Warriors basketball, Sharks postseason hockey: TORTURE.
by 1rabidwarriorsfan on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Scott's reaction after his swing
He seemed shocked he did it.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
HOLY COW
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
Did we just turn over the lineup?
I.
are.
stunned.
It still was.
This has more lulz, though.
"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins
High, Primo.
Helluva game, huh?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
When Rowand gets a triple against you, you know you suck.
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
Frame it
San Francisco Inning Summary
- D. O’Day relieved D. Oliver
- A. Torres struck out swinging
- F. Sanchez struck out swinging
- B. Posey singled to right center
- D. Holland relieved D. O’Day
- N. Schierholtz walked, B. Posey to second
- C. Ross walked, B. Posey to third, N. Schierholtz to second
- A. Huff walked, B. Posey scored, N. Schierholtz to third, C. Ross to second
- M. Lowe relieved D. Holland
- J. Uribe walked, N. Schierholtz scored, C. Ross to third, A. Huff to second
- E. Renteria singled to shallow left, C. Ross and A. Huff scored, J. Uribe to third
- M. Fontenot hit for J. Lopez
- M. Kirkman relieved M. Lowe
- A. Rowand hit for M. Fontenot
- A. Rowand tripled to deep right center, J. Uribe and E. Renteria scored
- A. Torres doubled to shallow left, A. Rowand scored
- F. Sanchez struck out swinging
- End of Inning (7 Runs, 4 Hits, 0 Errors)
by minesweeper on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, the Rangers can point out that they struck out the side.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
b

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
la

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 28, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I like that “Lights” song. I hadn’t heard it before.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Me too! I downloaded it earlier this year. Darn good song.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
lol rangers
ONE FUCKING OUT
CAN YOU PLEASE JUST GET THIS ONE OUT SO THIS TORTURE ENDS
by Beasticon on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT
Cy Lincecain FTW
Guys, my wife just raptured! Left her clothes behind!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
This is entirely believable
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Why are you typing here? Get to it!
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
i think he's saying it's Judgement day
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
TORRES!!!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
CANTALOPE
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
Andres The Giant Torres
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
THE GIANT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
ANDRES, GIANT, MOTHERFUCKER!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
My balls hurt
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Let Zito pitch the top of the 9th?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
LET ZITO BAT!!!
Giants baseball, Niners football, Warriors basketball, Sharks postseason hockey: TORTURE.
by 1rabidwarriorsfan on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
ANDRES!
HAHAHAHA ALL OF THIS WITH 2 OUTS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
RANGERS BULLPEN IS SUCKING SO MUCH, EVEN BARRY ZITO IS REACHING FOR A BAT. . . .
Giants baseball, Niners football, Warriors basketball, Sharks postseason hockey: TORTURE.
by 1rabidwarriorsfan on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
This is ridiculous
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
ANDRES THE GIANT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
well
they have 1 really good pitcher their manager refuses to use outside of a save situation
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
7 straight batters have reached base. I think we just broke the law of averages.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
THIS IS ALL FUCKING WITH 2 OUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS FUCKING AMAZNG!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Nolan Ryan is going to demand to pitch.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
FUCKING SEVEN FUCKING TWO OUT FUCKING RUNS WHAT THE FUCK
The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!
/needs more Whiteside
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
soooo
when does the mercy rule come into effect?
LOL AL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
What the hell is going on?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
I LOST MY TOTEM!
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
My totem was the Giants swinging at pitches a foot outside and below the zone
This isn’t the real world, people
by sarf_london_niner on Oct 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL WUT?
The Giants are winning with pitching, but not theirs
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
6 baserunners through 8 innings
You suck Giants pitchers
by sarf_london_niner on Oct 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
to be fair
4 straight walks
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Posey will pitch the ninth!!!
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Cool
burn through the Rangers’ entire bullpen
by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
Andres!
Can we have Panda get an rbi in this inning.
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 13 recs
HELLA REC'D
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
/grabs crotch
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Rec'd to infinity
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Hella right
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
This is excruciatingly delicious!
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
Dude, Willie McCovey and Monte Irvin are reaching for bats . . . . .
Giants baseball, Niners football, Warriors basketball, Sharks postseason hockey: TORTURE.
by 1rabidwarriorsfan on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
As much fun as this is
I feel really sorry for the Rangers fans. This is reminding me of ’89, but in reverse. And with less intelligence.
The A’s were rightly favored, but the general feeling was that the teams were a lot closer than the games showed. Anything can happen but we are clearly way better than Texas right now.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
why the fuck would you use Hunter here?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Neftali Feliz
Must be in witness protection program or something.
God. God did.
He also sent an angel to send Jose Guillen HGH, and another one to tell MLB about it, forcing him to be sat.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Yeah . . .
that’s the ticket. God sent and angel.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder what Grant is doing right now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
-jumping
-screaming
-waving towel
-drinking
-more yelling
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Editing his PGT
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Freddy Sanchez struck out twice in that inning.
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
ROFLCOPTOR
The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!
by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Certainly the strangest.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Need this win
Dallas Rangers will be fighting hard in Dallas.
GIANTS BASEBALL: HEAVEN!!!!!!!
Giants baseball, Niners football, Warriors basketball, Sharks postseason hockey: TORTURE.
by 1rabidwarriorsfan on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
MOTA TIME
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Mole
Feeling empathetic, swings and misses
The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!
/coats self in oil and rolls around in pile of runs/
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that was our run total for September.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
word.
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
OK Giants
let’s finish this with a SHUTOUT. Rangers have not been shut out in the post season so far.

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins
by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 12 recs
RECCED!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
LOL
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Texas CAINsaw massacre
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
LOL! and rec'd
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!
The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!
by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
BRB
running to safeway for goldbond
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
When was the last time Cain had 9 runs in a game he started?
"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis
7 of them came after Cain was pulled so I guess he still gets no support.
But to answer your question, nevereverever
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
When was the last time Cain had 9 runs in a season?
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN TEXAS: INCLUDING A BIG ASS TEXAS ASS-WHOOPIN
Giants baseball, Niners football, Warriors basketball, Sharks postseason hockey: TORTURE.
by 1rabidwarriorsfan on Oct 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
Good idea
Maybe the Rangers should try and trade for Chris Ray
by MightySlacker on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
NO BACKSIES!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
The most amazing thing is
All this started with two outs and nobody on. Then Posey just singles up the middle and the wheels come off
Notice we scored the majority of our runs after Cain left the game?
Why does Cain hate offence?
The Rangers should have started Bengie Molina
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
OH YEAH WALKS YEAH TRIPLES YEAH DOUBLES YEAH RUNS YEAH

by m22 on Oct 28, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I rec’d it just so I could unrec it.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d save this until the game’s over.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck this
LA hat on Vinny
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I see a dodgers hat. I can not rec.
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea....
No
The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!
by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
This game has convinced me that God exists
- Kinsler’s “double”
- Matt Cain
- This inning
- Matt Cain.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Just now, as they went to commercial,
Ol’ Erectile 6th Dysfunction got a little choked up. There’s a chance… a decent chance… that something… remarkable could happen for our beloved team…
they struck out the side
LOL
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
I believe Dudley might win a Repub. Congressional seat in Oregon.
This should rule him out.
by MoreHeartThanBrains on Oct 28, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Lakers? Fuck that.
Suddenly the Jersey Shore .gif doesn’t seem so bad.
"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins
EricStangel Eric Stangel
The #Giants bottom of the 8th was longer than Nick Johnson’s season
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Hey, watch Mota walk a couple of hitters
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
UUUUUUUUUUUUU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ONE
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
Why bother preparing
for a World Series broadcast.
He's watching an old
Bachelorette he bought on iTunes
oldjacket
I drove from downtown Berkeley to Albany without the Rangers recording an out. And I stopped for a sandwich.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 13 recs
LOL
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
So we now know the situation it takes for Mota to get in the game
9 run lead in the ninth.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
FENSE
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
2 more outs please
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
MOTA!
FINISH HIM!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
7 runs after 2 were out
hahaahah
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
a la mortal kombat: FATALITY!
Giants baseball, Niners football, Warriors basketball, Sharks postseason hockey: TORTURE.
by 1rabidwarriorsfan on Oct 28, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Jack Sanford last Giants postseason shutout
Did it against the 62 Yankees
Tim Lincecum, 2010 ALDS, Game 1, vs Atlanta.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Lincecum’s 1-0 win in game 1 of the NLDS and the 3-0 win in the NLCS beg to differ.
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Buck just gave SF a compliment
I guess he finally got the Rangers dicks out of his mouth
I'm without a home.
and the Phils johnson out of his rectum
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
FINISH HIM!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Jonathan Sanchez
knows that feeling
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Clearly
the Giants have been saving up runs all season long only to unload them all in this World Series. BRILLIANT!
Mute Buck and McCarver. Enjoy baseball again:
http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html
by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
It was the master plan all along?

The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!
by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Bwa ha.
Bwa ha ha.
Bwa hahahahahahahahahaha
Yes, that's the way to look at it instead of belief they are using it all up here for the series
And there’s more of this rightfully to come
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
1 more out please
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Nice!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
TWO
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
two down
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
2 DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
I love Giants fans.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This
That is to say, +1
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
JUGGERNATE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
So much this
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
ONE MORE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
thehavenot is standing
I ain’t waiting for two strikes this time
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
bring in Bobby Thompson's daughters. Maybe the Rangers can get a hit off them. . . .
Giants baseball, Niners football, Warriors basketball, Sharks postseason hockey: TORTURE.
by 1rabidwarriorsfan on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
Best Fans in the World.
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
FINISH THIS MOTA
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
OMG JINX
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Never.

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins
by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WOODY!
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
One more out and we’ve got 9 runs to work win. We need you to come up huge here, bullpen!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
30% chance Wilson comes into this game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Finish This, Mota
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
GUILLERMO!
FINISH THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
FINISH HIM!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
it means something different in Texas now
from LSB
We have to.
Otherwise we’ll likely get Cained in game 7.
by Akalhar on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
by DogtownJ on Oct 28, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
THIS IS THE CORRECT SENTIMENT!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FINISH THEM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
BALTIC CHORALES!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Why is Buster even using signs?
THROW STRIKES ASSHOLE
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
THIS . . .
is Giants baseball.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
MOTA
FINISH HIM
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
DamonBruce Damon Bruce
Each Giants run this World Series has come with 2 outs, and we’re now talking 20 freaking runs people. #sfgiants
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
HOLY SHIT.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THIS FACT IS WRONG
It sounded cool, but it’s not correct.
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
EVERY one?
That is weird.
Although Wilson said it was gonna be weird.
THIS IS FUCKIGN INSANE
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT WHAT
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? Wow.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty sure the Renteria HR came with 1 out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WHAT...THE...FUCK
The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!
by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow -mind blown.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
This is very wrong..
2 runs today with 1 out… 5 runs yesterday…
GUILLERMO
FINISH HIM!
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 28, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
Come on
Let’s just end this game
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
MOTA
FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
oh poo.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Hey Mota
You cannot be walking anyone with a 9 run lead
Too amped Mota is amped.
Deep breath, macho.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
bah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
PeteAbe Pete Abraham
In the original Taco Bell commercial, the kid was holding his stomach and crying and Ron Washinton said, “You’re fine, keep eating.”
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
LOL
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
HAW HAW
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OH GEEZ MOTA
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
UGLY
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Thank you for walking somebody with a 9-0 lead
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Just missed with that
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
So, Mota’s not very good.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
yeah..like being tickled till you pee
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm glad Mota screwed up a little
I’d hate to think he would look good and get a chance to pitch when it mattered
Nightmare on King Street
2 to go
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
THE MAGIC NUMBER IS 2
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Guys? We could be onto something here.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
That was jctGamer!
My balls feel fine.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Wooooooooo!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
FUCK YEAH
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
Giants Win! Hey Rangers.............

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Nice!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
TEXAS SIZED ASS WHOOPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giants baseball, Niners football, Warriors basketball, Sharks postseason hockey: TORTURE.
by 1rabidwarriorsfan on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
I DO NOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
woooo!
Dance, people, dance!
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
WINS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What a laugher!

GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
YES!!!!!!!
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
WE WIN!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
BALLGAME!
NATE IS GREAT! THE GIANTS ARE FUCKING AWESOME! AM I MISSING ANYTHING? GERALD N “BUSTER” POSEY!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
YEsssssssss!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
G L O A T



Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
FUCK YES
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
The Tri Fecta!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
AWESOME
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
WERE UP FUCKING 2-0 IN THE FUCKING WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions


Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
Jack = Giants, Ball = Rangers Bullpen, Tom = Giants Fans

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WIN!!!

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Fear the Fin - Cornering the market on third pairing defensemen since March 2009
by mymclife on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
FROGS! ITS RAINING FROGS!
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
RIVERS OF BLOOD!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
HEAVEN IS IN CHAOS, CASTIEL MUST SEEK OUT DEAN
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Ha! My favorite guilty pleasure.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
AWWWWWW YEEEEEEAH!

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
With this team? Ha.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
That was the least torturous game of all time.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Every extra run has been out of respect for the Rangers
That said, do it in Dallas once or TWICE!

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Hey Texas!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Picks off Rangers from horses.
Pew Pew Pew
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Jponry
You gonna do the postgame thread? I kind of have a feeling Grant won’t be back for a while.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
He might make one from his phone
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ah...a filler one
I see. The marvels of the modern age!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Too hammered.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
He'll probably be on the CSN postgame podium.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins
by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
My pick for player of the game
The centerfield wall

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Never in doubt.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap.
Up 2-0 in the World fucking Series.
Holy crap.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
It's magic inside!
"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."
I LOVE THIS TEAM
I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM 
by vhants on Oct 28, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Pretty much
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I did that dance a few minutes ago.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL RANGERS FANS
this sport is stupid.
“you can drop the antlers on ’em…or you can drop the claw on ’em.”
by bspate on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Go watch your Fing Cowboys
Texas Fans. You tried to invade our ballpark and failed miserably. Giants up 2-0.
Not very Alamo, Texas fans. Not very Alamo at all.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
LOL
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 28, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Weve outscored them 20-7 in the first 2 games.
Ho leee crap.
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
it really feels unreal
like I’m gonna wake up any second
Beyond a Dream
I’m beginning to suspect I died sometime around 30 September.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
where's the inception meme
when you need it
My guess at post game pics:
Renteria
Cain
Posey
Schierholtz
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Mota
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I considered him but think someone will choose Nate for that running catch
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm thinking Vlad will play 3rd in the next game
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
PGT
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/10/28/1781103/post-game-thread-giants-walk-away-with-game-two
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Matt Cain is the best pitcher this postseason.
Hudson? Check
Lowe? Check
Oswalt? Check
Hamels? Check
Halladay? Check
Lee? Check
CJ Wilson? Check
by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

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