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Matt Cain

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I <3 Juan Uribe.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh, a full minute and no other posts yet? Am I backwards chopped?

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by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't post a link in the other thread until just now

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

My timing is just bizarre, then. Hi everyone! Anything special going on tonight?

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by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

My instructors were very understanding about me having my phone out during class tonight.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re generally outnumbered in class situations. Best to bend a little, instead of face a popular revolt.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teasing us.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

catchers mistake

he should have called TWO; if the cutoff man does that instead of spinning around, they get him.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good to see ya, jponry

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Best day of his life

CAIN: “FUCK YEAH! Yes! Motherfucking URIBE!”

/sits down, resumes reading The Five People You Meet in Heaven

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I wanna read that!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he like Marley & Me?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said the book was better. But then, as he tried to explain the last chapter, his voice began to crack and tears welled in his eyes.

I pretended to read the Chronicle so he could have some dignity.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

D'oh!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t swing at that, Rent.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

fresh n clean

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEET JUICY NEW THREAD

More Giants runs please.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

yet more LOL Lone Star Ball
In a month or two, will it be nice enough just to have won the pennant?
by DrumsInTheDeep on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
 
yes
a thousand times yes

Chan Ho bobble head
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

CRAZY HO PARK

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whew. That old thread was making me feel sluggish.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

AND ALSO: AWESOME CAPTION

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah mods

We didn’t curse much or lock the dog in the closet or anything!

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I ate all the ice cream though.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except the rum raisin that"s been in there for a couple years now

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mm, I could go for some See’s rum nougat pieces right about now.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Help yourself even more Matt!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT GUILLEN IS TOO DAMN HIGH

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Matty swinging for the fences!

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by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t be trying to beat shit out, Matt.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

@OzzieGuillen Uribitooooooooooooo

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ozzie is probably the best personality that Fox has access to.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed
Ozzie is probably the best personality that Fox has access to.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ozzie rules

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little Ribes!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's c00t!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOzzie

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 28, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain with the cane.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MODS

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone consider PHing here? Its not like we have bad options for the 8th.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy should have pulled Cain for a PH there

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I was thinking about that. He is pitching pretty damn well though.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Kid is dealing. We used bullpen yesterday.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 6 more outs

You have to go for the insurance run there in my opinion.

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off day tomorrow.

and WORLD SERIES.

That being said. I was ok with leaving Cain in. They just got him another run and he is dealing.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phew

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

JPonry

In case you missed it earlier, Kuip is wearing rally pants.

by coolandtough on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally pants? Is that code for something?

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by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

no seriously. he said he was wearing rally pants. made by the same people that make John Daly’s ridiculous outfits.

by coolandtough on Oct 28, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather there were no pants, after seeing that. Ack.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The owner of the company apparently sits below K&K and gave them as a gift.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

Why no PH for Cain? O_O

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Regarding the caption:

That your version of pouring out a 40 for hokysmokes, jponry?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

werd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I disliked that guy.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen just tested positive for HGH - NYT

Wow. So, Roids don’t work for everybody

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t test positive – MLB doesn’t test for it. Had a shipment delivered to his wife in the Bay Area. Reading is your friend.

http://goo.gl/weob

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh thanks.

And go fuck yourself for being a douche.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 28, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

cheer up buttercup

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have a good evening!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy, someone’s a little touchy tonight.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the guy that said

“Try pussy, you fucking moron”

About CJ Wilson being straight edge.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he’s just a charmer, then.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

SMH

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww Letter.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

They make mostly everyone's upper body bigger.

Although upper body strength has little to do with belting a home run…

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Guillen

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I didn't go to Yosemite

That sucks.

But 2-0 Giants!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

whuhappen?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

A combination of things

1. The most important. We are supposed to be back around noon on Saturday for my son’s b-day party. It’s supposed to snow Saturday. I realize that road closures are unlikely, but I didn’t want to chance it.

2. My daughter was crying because we were gonna be gone two nights. She never cries about stuff like that.

3. Cancelling would save us 250 and my second job is on hiatus unexpectedly.

It was a tough decision. And I am bummed. But 2-0 Giants!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants felt like rewarding you.

That is a bummer though. I love Yosemite.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, FUCK YOU/OFF NICK SWISHER

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Need I ask why?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he was on the White Sox it was his bobblehead day and he asked Uribe if anyone ever made a bobblehead of him.

He said no, but, his name is one a statue or something for winning the World Series. Something like that. Point is, he’s a douche.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am so glad I still get to see Yankees even though they aren't playing any more

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

.

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Oct 28, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Man, is Bochy having a post-season

Every move has worked. All it took was Jose Guillen going PED on us, freeing up Cody

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Oct 28, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Wheels within wheels, my friend. Plans within plans.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean's genius score takes a hit

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s got a two-run head start on you, which is more than he needs. Cain’s got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He’ll blend in — disappear — you’ll never see him again. With any luck… he’s got the Win already.

by haemaker on Oct 28, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

“Does anybody here speak English?”

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL delayed comprehension

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Class.

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cainer-soze?

by skilletboy on Oct 28, 2010 7:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Who is MATT CAIN? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for MATT CAIN. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the MATT CAIN ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. And like that, poof. He’s gone…..!

by skilletboy on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Who?

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Played for the Royals once, didn’t he?

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by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey positiveeuphemism

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IRL

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 28, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like a young LeVar Burton

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

its about time, also MATT CAIN

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Tweet from ESPN re: Posey receiving ball
@SBerthiaumeESPN Watch Buster Posey set up behind plate: keeps feet together for a fastball, spreads feet apart for breaking ball

by nataku on Oct 28, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

if that’s true no way batter should be able to see that, but that needs to change.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably too late for anyone to relay the info to the hitter.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 28, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

not seeing it

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hhmmm

espn i’m gonna say bullshit

by NateEveryday on Oct 28, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that last pitch just disproved that theory.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow, I know that if I ever had this whole G series stuff, I’d just get fat, not buff.

8

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

DIG IF U WILL THE PICTURE

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

RENTERIA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Gar!!!!!!!!!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Guys

I think I’m in love with Matt Cain

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Back off, bitch. He's mine.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 28, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry, that was mean, but still.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 28, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/lights cigarette, fumbles in the dark for his jeans

Welcome to the club, kid.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds like a Roger artwork.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it is vaguely Sterling-esque. Incidentally, I wore a vest to work today. Coincidence? Buy the book!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

pitch count?

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

95ish

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

104 maybe?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

95

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s good for at least 362 pitches tonight.

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 28, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where were that?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, Matt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

why didn't they use Vlad?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s got something to do with Washington being the AL Dusty Baker.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 28, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

might have if it was a one run game. Two runs, not needed.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Matt

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

shit.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t understand why anyone would ever walk Andrus

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Poo

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ruh roh

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Setting up the double play

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

dpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdp

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Balls.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Walks make me sad.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

double play, please?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria ain't having it.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

SO CLOSE RENT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAH

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT RENT

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT RENT

THAT WAS AN OUT FOR SURE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

damn, nearly got that deer

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure what I think about stealing there, but it worked.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah it doesn't make sense there

being behind by 2, but it just shows they really have confidence in him being able to steal second.

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he probably did it on his own.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, probably. Still a bad idea.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was out if Renteria catches that.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

The Rent is back to his old shitty self.

That was huge.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

PERFECT FUCKING THROW

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Good throw, Posey!

8

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

edgar was having it. damn it.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT!!!!!!!

renteria givith, and renteria taketh away

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate the Great.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t make the 1st or 3rd out of the inning at 3rd or home. Good play Elvis.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't run on the Holtz.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

ATTA BABE MATT

YOU ARE AMAZING

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

J-Lo time

I wish Renteria had made that tag

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY CRAP THAT THROW

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

/stands for Cain

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

damn Nate. careful with that cannon.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

/stands and applauds

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew.

LOOGY time

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain

Demi-god.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Succubus

of my heart

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

How great have these fans in San Francisco been?! HELL YEAH

8

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate the scatter-armed

Doesn’t sound very catchy

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Oof -- great plays all around

That bounce looked like it was gonna go right over Uribe — he did a great job of backing up to catch it.

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT FUCKING JOB MATT

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Why isn’t someone up in case Hamilton gets on?

by kingofthacove on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson will get up now I bet.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t matter. Wilson stays in.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Matt Cain

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: Great fucking job tonight.

Now do this, Javier!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Matthew Thomas Cain.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

No more need be said.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/standing ovation

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, come on, Javier.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I never want Nate to leave.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Renteria get an error on that play?

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

can’t get an error on steals unless he goes from 2nd to 3rd

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Matt Cain.

He throws scoreless innings for the Giants.

by Lopkop on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

what did Cain say to bochy?

is he pissed?

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

“Book club later?”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he said to the group over his shoulder something like

“Finish this for me”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he said

“If they score runs for Lopez, I quit”

by TheresTortureInside on Oct 28, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looked like, “Who’s in for me?”

by chakdephatte on Oct 28, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain doesn't get pissed,

Pissed gets Matt Cain!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

“say hi to Javier for me”

by m22 on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE YOU MATT!!!

by pwoper on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

i think matt was a little bummed about getting taken out.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

he has to be disappointed he walked Andrus

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he knows its the right call. but damn he was still pitching well!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt sure delivered tonight. So did C.J., but Matt proved to be just a bit better this time around.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

CJ isn't a winner

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winners don’t get blisters.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is some seriously awesome pitching in the post-season

Over 21 innings of shutout baseball for your post-season debut? Words fail.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

But he lacks experience. Impossible!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matthewson-esque

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the words are

THIRD STARTER AT BEST

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Papelbon started with 25 (which is the record to start.)

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what’s his xFIP?

by kingofthacove on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He actually allowed one unearned run against ATL, so not quite. But still. Amazing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHATEVER HE IS AMAZING

xMatt xCain…not so much

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not the only one.

8

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a Giants fan, therefore you are nervous.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more comfortable when I’m nervous.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

JLo needs to keep it down...

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LET’S GO LOPEZ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS GO LOPEZ

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

JAVIER. FUCKING. LOPEZ.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, if he gets that pitch,

throw it twice more

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Atta boy Lopez!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES LOPEZ

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

YAYS!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, don’t google image search “Javier Fucking Lopez”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I won’t

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pics

or it didn’t happen

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

…I’ve seen worse.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/100 mccoven do just that

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/does it anyway

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what you get.
Giants trade away left-handed power bat, acquire marginal …
Jul 31, 2010 … NEITHER IS FUCKING JAVIER LOPEZ. Sharlon Schoop – de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles. You always have to be one …
www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/31/…/giants-trade-away-left-handed

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOOGY!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH!

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN

BIG GAME PITCHER

Hella.

by Snack on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopes!

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOPEZ

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU GUYS THE GIANTS ARE OVERMATCHED AGAINST THE RANGERS

THEY HOLD THE EDGE IN EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE PITCHING MATCHUP!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m referencing Lone Star Ball, actually.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They linked some blog that said

The Lee/Lincecum matchup was actually the least likely for the Rangers to win.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez is better than you are!!!

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome job

God, I’m so glad we aren’t relying on Affeldt and Runz for these situations. I’ll miss Bowker, but fuck, Javy is nails.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

JAVIER!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

YOUR WELCOME GIANTS!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO ARE THESE GUYS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, they are! Anytime!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH JOEY!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH JOEY

I STILL LOVE YOU, BUT JAVIER’S COOL.

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Si Javier?

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Oct 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked you guys

BUT WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait,

if the Giants win, would Bowker get a ring?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And YEAH JOEY?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM ALDERSON

oh wait

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

um TODD WELLEMEYER

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think they actually wear their uniform pants for some parts of photo day, they just wear shorts or jeans or something.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

compression shorts!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The exclamation point cracks me up.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I'm pretty sure that I read somewhere that JLo in his career has better numbers against RH than LH.

I’m not sure what the sample size is but that sounds a little interesting.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LSB LOL

just remember guys

matt cain xFIP in reg season: 4.19
matt cain xFIP in playoffs: 4.60

matt cain career xFIP: 4.43

HAVE FAITH

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 28, 2010 9:13 PM CDT reply actions

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain's XFIP is going to be my Fantasy Baseball Team name next year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s brilliant.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, we ARE totally losing the xballgame

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haters gonna hate.

eh at least he didn’t spend it all on coke like somebody… your manager and star ahahah! Suck it Texas!

by waffles on Oct 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it really that high?

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
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by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of his FIP, nvm.

xFIP is pretty unnecessary.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH, BABY!!!

3 !!

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

MORE RUNS

MORE GEICO INSURANCE

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by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

How bitter is Twist right now?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check his status.

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by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

banned

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many hits did Cain yield?

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

4

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

4

The same number we have in the game

by poopinator on Oct 28, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

4H 2BB

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet.

Darren O’Day.

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

The Submariner

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s their RamRam

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had a 3.75 K/BB in the regular season

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BABIP .226

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing Wilson’s beard on tv always makes me happy.

8

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

why isn’t Wilson getting warm?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS WILSON IN THE DUGOUT????????

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

that's just a hologram

the Real Wilson is invisibly getting warm in the pen.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do believe that was Affeldt. FOX dun goof’d.

by TheresTortureInside on Oct 28, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our submariner is > their submariner

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez

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by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Namor himself!

AKA Javier Lopez.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson isn’t warming up yet??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh

I guess he can’t go tonight because he was used last night.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s crazy talk. This is the WS. You are ready every game.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

chasm

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

kuip just said he was warming up last inning.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t know, but i noticed that too :(

by reneved on Oct 28, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

already did in the top maybe?

by coolandtough on Oct 28, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

that isnt a strike

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t look like it.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need a graphic, but they only show that when it’s questionable on us the other way.

8

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday has it as being just outside.

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for ANDRES THE GIANT to reappear

he can yank this guy

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

O_o

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

… thought about it, but no.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was not a strike Mr. Umpire.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Was eating dinner and couldn’t post. I still want to post a

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ball 4

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Has there been any speculation as to whether or not the Guillen drug investigation has anything to do with the fact that he hasn’t been with the team?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that exactly why he isn’t with the team.

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmmmm

i dont think so, but ill look into it

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been speculating that ever since I heard it.

However, I think the more likely reason is that Jose Guillen is bad at baseball.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope that’s the main reason. But if this HGH thing kept Bochy and Sabes from putting him on the roster and put Cody Ross in the lineup, then thank god Jose Guillen is a JUICED CHEATER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The noobs and media trying to keep up with our game threads won’t get your nuance, though.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes me sad that he was a part of the great team

He was a totally superfluous piece.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did we trade anyone for him? Oh, right, Pucetas was the PTBNL.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was our duclaw...

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

this* great team

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just glad he hasn't been a part of the playoff run

And honestly, outside of that one game vs the Brewers, he wasn’t a part of the playoff push either.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

he helped in one game. That’s it. Other than that he was a hindrance.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to one game where he was a HUGE hindrance. And I’ve never forgiven him for that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hated him as much as Bengie

Which makes sense since he pretty much was Bengie. But in right field.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I definitely think the investigation is why Guillen hasn’t been with the team at all during the playoffs.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of ruins Bochy’s playoff genius mystique, though.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get that anyway. He’s made plenty of dumb hit-and-run calls, etc.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

without Guillen to fuck up with, Bork has done a great job

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think of the alternate universe

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mostly joking, somewhat serious.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs
It’s my belief that Guillen’s absence is tied directly to the HGH issue.

by Deleuzian on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen roiding up really did help the team

By making way for Ross to play in the postseason

by apistat on Oct 28, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE GIANTS CHEATED

BY TAKING THE CHEATING ROIDER OFF THEIR ROSTER AND PLAYING CODY ROSS INSTEAD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS CASTS A LONG SHADOW OVER THE ENTIRE TEAM

by apistat on Oct 28, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is significant because Lincecum and Fontenot are little.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely

NY Times article: http://goo.gl/weob

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oic

Maybe an intelligent Giants fan framed him to keep him off the roster!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That girl in the panda hat was really cute.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

She was gorgeous

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only saw her out of the corner of my eye.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

23 1/3 innings
0 runs.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew I was off.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quite the opposite.

….

by apistat on Oct 28, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zing!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

juuuust got it.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait for it….

by skilletboy on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That hair

Brings all the girls to the yard.

by poopinator on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Torres

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Goodness.

They are losing it over on LSB.

by waelwulf on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Wash handles pitchers diff than Bochy

This guy gave up a big dinger last night and he’s back in in a big situation

by Hatuxka on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy does the same thing.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson vs Cruz in 9th

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swinging at ball 5

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to swing at ball 4 and ball 5, Torres.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

SHOULD'VE PINCH HIT ROWNADS

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

stupid, but that’s ok!

by reneved on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Torres

:(

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Bweezy

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON UP

THANK GOD

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Mole

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Both these AB’s have been terrible.

But this guys stuff doesn’t look good at all.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster needs to lay into one

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON POSEY

BE YOUR OLD SELF AGAIN

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by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, we know who's gonna pitch to Freddy

in clutch situations from now on

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

for the next 2 games? :D

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

2.5 hours so far

even with the extra long commercials

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Behold

WIlson’s Sharpied shoes return.

by TheresTortureInside on Oct 28, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Buster.

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 28, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NOLAN

Never happy

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

they fear the Nate

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

GERALD!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster!

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH BUSTER!!!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!!!!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nolan Ryan is perturbed. He’s wondering if he should warm up.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe he should beat up Robin Ventura

for old times’ sake.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Robin’s around the park tonight…

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by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, Nolan Ryan looks hella old

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by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

well…he is kinda. 60 or so? older?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over 65, I think

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by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is retired…

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

POSEYYYYYY

POSEYYY POSEEYY SEOPYSEOYA POASHDF

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by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Nolan looks like

he’s passing a stone

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Schierholtz’s walk-up music is Ke$ha?

by kingofthacove on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

What.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t it normally System of a Down?

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that’s been filler music at AT&T this year.

by pwoper on Oct 28, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, a pitching change for Nate? Woah

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

the TermiNATEr

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTER

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

EricStangel Eric Stangel
Ron Washington leaves his sunglasses on when he makes love to his lady #SFGiants #Rangers #UncleRon

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I am just Dusty wears his wrist band when he does that…

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

just → sure

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Puster . . .

Bucking Fosey.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

o hai buster

i trust you

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s in ur third lineup spot, bein ur rookie catchur.

by Lopkop on Oct 28, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Nate. Keep that reverse split of yours going.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Washington

can’t read scouting reports

A LHP against Nate?

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by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Bud heavy sucks.

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by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Good point, but toward what end?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

False, that’s awesome.

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by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now ads for Justin Bieber, on the other hand.

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by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEETHOVEN’S FIFTH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

A Nate HR would be nice here

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Has Nate ever hit a non-inside the park HR at AT&T?

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has 2 AT&T home runs in his career, so apparently.

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of those was ITP though, right?

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

and extremely unexpected.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA
How fucking lucky can the Giants be?
by Philar on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

lol these people need to watch the Padres

by dougsaucy on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lone Star Ball

They’re way touchy over there. They banned someone for posting that Cain’s postseason ERA is 0.0. Granted I’d be touchy if I was where they are but… well screw them. =D

by Ozzwepay on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh geez

Braves fans were talking about how “lucky” the Giants are. We’re playing better. Get over it.

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by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS OLD NAVY COMMERCIAL IS SO LOUD

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Srsly?

Get that off him. Nobody who was on one of those “This is my town” Dodger billboards deserves to wear the orange and black.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M SORRY JUSTIN, DODGERS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?

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by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

DIE IN A FIRE BEIBER YOU FUCKWIT.

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by Swamphunter on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

For real.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you Justin Bieber

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel much better knowing that Justin Beiber is rooting for Texas and not the Giants.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

After rooting for the White Sox

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

After rooting for the Dodgers

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a whore

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s worse than you think

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he is appearing live in Game 3`

which is at Texas.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had an SF hat on.

by pwoper on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

NO! TAKE OFF THAT GIANTS HATE, BIEBER!

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK OFF BIEBER

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

JUSTIN BEIBER?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Take that hat off Bieber, you POS Dodgers fan.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL JUSTIN BIEBER

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

MY EYES!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS . . .

 . . . is Giants baseball.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

 Who brought Justin Bieber in my Giants game?!

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by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this their version of Mole?

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

How is an alleged Dodger fan wearing a Giants’ hat.

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by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Taking notes from Sean Astin?

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, I don’t think he knows jack about baseball.

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by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

CANADIAN EH

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH NATE!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Buck and McCarver love Justin Bieber

Figures.

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, that was a bad image, brain.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

OBP

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I have the sudden urge to throw my TV out the window.

Fucking Beiber on MY TV? Fuck that noise.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

RLOLn WashingtLOLn

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by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LEFTY ON LEFTY FOR NATE!

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

brought in holland to walk nate – awesome

by reneved on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Cody!

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Discipline . . .

is our middle name.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON LEFTY MASHER

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON COMMANDER!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

no one told Holland Nate can’t hit lefties

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY: AMERICAN HERO

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by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 6 balls

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

GO GO ELF MAGIC

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 28, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I love this guy

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it me or the guy holding the Ross is the Boss sign look like Oswalt

by GiganteGrande on Oct 28, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Wouldn’t that be something?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Secret love

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buffalo Bill!!!

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK THE WALK.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Oct 28, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Ron Washington’s moves have not worked out super well so far.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

everything he has done has come back to bite him on the ass

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

RANGELOLS

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Oct 28, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL hoLOLand

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets GO HUFF DADDY!

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Eight straight balls!

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by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BALL 8

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

walk this way. . .

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Oct 28, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Will Huff be swinging at the first pitch?

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s the Giants way.

by kingofthacove on Oct 28, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff

is due

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If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 28, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON HUFF

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

+1 for the reference.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON HUFFINATOR

by reneved on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

9 balls

Wow…

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball 9

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

PITCHER CAN'T FIND IT

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

F'IN WRECKED!

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC'D

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have to be taking

No reason to swing right now

by nataku on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball 10

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Holland can't throw a strike right now to save his skin.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

holland looks scared. i’m starting to feel bad for him.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

No reason for Aubrey to swing at all.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

"underhand it"

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

10

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOL

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside would have scored.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This also means that he won’t be available to relieve Hunter in Game 4.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Green light?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Really?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

so….HOLLAND IS AWESOME

by reneved on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I cannot believe Feliz did not start warming up ASAP. Idiot.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

man, it took them 10 balls in a row to send someone out there to talk to him?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

*unless I missed a visit

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rick Ankielland?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

11

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

surprised washington didn’t have anybody else warming up. This is the world series dude

by NateEveryday on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT YOU DARE SWING HUFF

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball 11

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy oh boy

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Wasn’t this the guy who was supposed to be as good as Bumgarner?

by kingofthacove on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

11

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

THIS ONE GOES TO 11

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT SWING HUFF

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

It's almost like Zito made the playoffs after all.

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLLAND

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LMFAO

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

MAKE HIM THRO ANOTHER!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

hoLOLand

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, the Giants are so lucky!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Plate discipline.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

chasm

That’s twice now that my biting sarcasm has gone completely unnoticed by another.

:(

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was busy being tormented by Mister Toddler. Next time I’ll notice.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

were just scared

I was kinda like WTF thehavenot when I missed it.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NOLAN RYAN

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Right? I loved it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Melt down.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

RANGELOLS^2

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

HoLOLand

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

/Uribe swings at the first pitch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor kid.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I do feel kinda bad for him. I felt bad for RamRam last night too.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a shame to wear this on such a big stage. Although the fact that no one in the Northeast is watching will help. ;)

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I pity the mlb players.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never understood this type of response. Yes, in the scheme of things he’s probably got a pretty good life. But he just failed miserably at the thing he’s spent his entire life working on. Probably not a fun feeling.

by coolandtough on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WALKED IN A RUN ON THE WORLD SERIES!

Borderline pitch?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday says it was a lot closer than it looked in real life.

Could have been called either way.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

when you throw 12 stragith balls, you dont get the benefit of the doubt

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't particularly like these plots

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

8th?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday sez...

Borderline, but not really much closer than ball 2

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheating the game in an orgiastic fashion.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a ball CJ

Sorry

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFFBP

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

ball 12!

THANK YOU BUSTER FOR STARTING THIS WITH 2 OUTS!

by Bret1110 on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude hadn’t earned the benefit of the doubt.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLOLAND

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

he doesn't appear to have a very good bullpen

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why I'm voting for Adams

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ABIGAIL FTW

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAM for the beer

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adams cares about family and share your values.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

/history nerd

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

:^)

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Washington does not appear to be a very good manager
with his bullpen

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope,

he doesn’t.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ron Washington is the greatest manager ever

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

RLOLn WashingtLOLn

Epic bullpen management fail.

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamn, he is PISSED.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

jonahkeri jonahkeri
Savvy move by the Rangers, signing Rick Ankiel for the World Series.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

He did hit that HR that one time.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that was a choke job of EPIC proportions....

The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Lone Star Ball: melting down just as badly as Holland.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

We would, too.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s not us, and thus it’s funny.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also true

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

elegant proof

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely.

(We are hilarious when we melt down, anyway.)

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy and true.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad but true.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally this

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

antlers?

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ron Washington says “This is cheating!”

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

ACTUAL QUOTE

“Fuckin’ juiced Huff bullshit.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's sugar, sir.

He has lots and lots of sugar.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOLAN RYAN looks like BOB LURIE

I’m just sayin’

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by ZenPop on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Holland

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

THEYRE BOMBING EINDHOVEN

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how ESPN is gonna spin this so the Giants didn’t win?

Hard to do when your team doesn’t score a single run (through 8- aviod the jinxing it)

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

The almost-homer?

8

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

evil spinning in progress then

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do believe I saw Posey twirl a cane as he strolled into home.

by TheresTortureInside on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Did y’all see the shot of Jon Daniels in the crowd a couple of batters earlier? That was beautiful.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN IS ABLE

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sucks for Holland

Great for us, we’re gonna take it

by sundance95 on Oct 28, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I need Jazz

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

he is wild too

come on Juan! wait for your pitch!

by Wreckonized on Oct 28, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

moar runz walked in plz

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

There is a magical forcefield around the strike zone.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

THE STRIKE ZONE IS LAVA

by apistat on Oct 28, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

plz throw a fast ball down the gut

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope no one here believed that Uribe would walk with the bases loaded.

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder what Uribe’s approach is here. I bet he’s going to try to grind out a walk.

by kingofthacove on Oct 28, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL at it actually happening

by kingofthacove on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

and that’s simply astonishing

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

YOU CANNOT WALK IN A RUN

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing hard, Juan!!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Lowe is a Vampire!

You see those fangs?!

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 28, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Lowe has a pretty aggressive cut on his fastball…

by coolandtough on Oct 28, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

This pitcher has fangs

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Uribe

More runs!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The park sounds fucking nuts right now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Sox fan here, but my good friend is a HUGE Giants fan, so if it can't be us, I'm glad it's you.

Congrats and let’s put this series to bed early, yeah?

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast

by DocOne on Oct 28, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUURIIIIBEEE

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 STRAIGHT WALKS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan
Infield single, walk, walk, walk. Playoffs!
LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan
The Rangers better find some more necklaces in the next three or four minutes

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

lol necklaces

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll bite

What is the deal with those, anyway?

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magic

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

TITANIUM HELPS CIRCULATION

or some other psuedoscientific mumbo jumbo

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're kidding, right?

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s not. People but ’em up.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

*buy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is so lame

That the Rangers deserve to walk in 3 runs this inning.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres has one =(

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

MCC and LL are the best of SBN

No one else is even close.

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

AN is up there

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Royal Review.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLWE

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rangers

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEEEEE

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!!!!!

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

BULLPEN IMPLOSION

The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Lulz

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER YOU GUYS!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think I’m afraid of the Rangers bullpen.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I am a giants fan and what is this plate discipline.

by Deleuzian on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

this

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN front page story

“GIants outfielder Jose Guillen under HGH investigation”

What a joke man. He was on our team for one month and took the steroids in 2002 to 2005. So lame ESPN

by cubesonice on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

HGH != Steroids

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had some delivered to his wife this year in teh bay area.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

they probably told him not to come back when the playoffs started.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great, now ignorant people are going to come up with some theory that we got here because of that.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

HILARIOUSLY AWESOME

by reneved on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW MELTDOWN

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

no longer a save opp

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The Rangers just walked in two Giants players

Two. The Giants.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Unreal.

Honestly, if I had to pick ONE THING that I would DEFINITELY NOT SEE from this team, it would be Uribe getting a BB RBI in the World Series

by sundance95 on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t even get why Washington took O’Day out. He was dominating until one little single…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Need to play the match-up vs. Nate Schierholtz!

by kingofthacove on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who has a reverse platoon split \o/

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

been waiting to use that, eh???! nice. lolz

by reneved on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JOHN DANIELS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Nolan,

this is a revolting development.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

GIMME DAT OBP RUNZ

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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by Zetsuboushita on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL JON DANIELS

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm loving those shots

Wow, meltdown

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

EricStangel Eric Stangel
BREAKING: After his 1 strike in 14 pitch effort, the NY Mets have signed Derek Holland to a 4 yr $32 million contract

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re hiring a good GM. :(

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Shawon Dunstan memorial inning

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought yesterday had an inning that would be hard to top

Is this close?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Rangers bullpen is to be feared. Better than the Giants'

LOL

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Epic meltdown is epic.

Worse than the Game 1 ALCS.

(Yes, they did win the ALCS, but that was Game 1 against a more heralded team. The GIants are stealth and misfit. They’re the X-Men of superteams.)

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m of the opinion that the Rangers bullpen may have been overrated.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh, get a 9th in game 3.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many bases loaded walks does he have, cuz here comes another.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is not torture. Huh.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This is getting ugly. I’m getting embarrassed for the Rangers.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

can the wheels come off a train wreck?

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

You guys need more drag queens in your bleachers.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is all the Giants magic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or us in the regular season

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast

by DocOne on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Romo and Bweezy are like, "Come on man, I want to git-r-dun nao!

The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This is amazing.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my god...

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I am having trouble comprehending all these walks to Giants hitters.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t believe this. Incredible.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

When did Zito start pitching for the Rangers?

by waffles on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Patty Melt, Tuna Melt...

COMPLETE MELTDOWN!!!!!! WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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by ZenPop on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m torn about how I should feel toward LOL SAD BENGIE

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ask yourself this: does he already have a ring? If so, from when?

I think that’ll help clarify your thinking.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Giants: never swing a bat again unless there are 2 strikes

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Even then, at this rate it's kinda iffy

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast

by DocOne on Oct 28, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Rent's attempted fakeout

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

now they get that strike call.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

THEY HAVE BEEN SAVING UP ALL THEIR PATIENCE FOR THIS INNING.

All year. All the past three years.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

BIEBER DID IT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

IRL

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am glad that I couldn’t sleep tonight. This is the best 3-4am ever

by Deleuzian on Oct 28, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants might as well just come up to the plate without a bat.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw me a strike . . .

 . . .c’mon. Throw it, you Texan you.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant really is at the game!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S HAPPENING TO SOMEONE OTHER THAN US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by ZenPop on Oct 28, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Us Sox fans know this feeling well after this year

Goddamn bullpens

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast

by DocOne on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, that was ball 4.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s been a while since I heard the sound of a bat hitting a ball.

by kingofthacove on Oct 28, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

fun with schadenfreude

the game day thread at lone star ball is pretty entertaining

by DogtownJ on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOOK BUT DONT TROLL

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

fo sho

haven’t even bothered to join

by DogtownJ on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

ED THE RALLY GAR!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

They made Rent work for his BB

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

HIGH

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

RENT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

REEEENNT!!

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria!

You are good again for this game!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS CAN'T SCORE RUNS

/FUCK YOU MEDIA

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Well. This wasn’t what I expected from the first two games of this series.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t worry, the Rangers proved they could hit our pitching in Game 1.

by kingofthacove on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain's xFIP

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA WOW

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

And a model labeled “run support” jumps out of the cake.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

RENT IS DUE!

HOKYSMOKES WAS RIGHT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

GUILLERMO MOTA IS WARMING UP
I REPEAT
GUILLERMO MOTA IS WARMING UP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahahahaha

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

'lkj;lkj-0

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

We have attempted a decapitation strike against Saddam and his sons Uday and Qusay

It was not successful.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

Here Texas, here is your shot.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

pics or it didn’t happen

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Francisco Franco is still dead.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

RENTERIA!!!

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

6-0

I’m lovin’ it.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTA!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, please let it be him

I would feel so bad for him if he doesnt get the chance

by Weltall on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

3B

with a very late break on that

by sundance95 on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

SMASH THEM!

The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT DOESNT NEED YOUR STINKIN’ WALKS!

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

but.....Cliff Lee.......

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

and.....the great Texas bullpen......

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b193/redhed0932/tumblr_l6sls9AKpz1qd4gpjo1_500.jpg

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

and on the 7th day he rested

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 out rallies!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just remember guys

We have even more games here.

Thank you Brian McCann.

You glorious human being.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Glorious, beautiful, beautiful bearded man. The Letter2 will be washed and sent to your tent.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, if only. I would thank him for the entire Giants fandom. And then again, but upside-down.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scheherezade

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe, maybe not.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Brian McCann

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Oct 28, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we can get 12 more runs, then this game would be RamRam proof

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

it was

hes been good with the glove too

by Wreckonized on Oct 28, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

He seems like he’s reliving the 1997 World Series. Who’da thunk it??

Mute Buck and McCarver. Enjoy baseball again:
http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

RENT!

To bisexuals, trisexuals, hallucinogens, men, Pee Wee Herman!
German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein, Antonioni Bertolucci Kurosawa
Carmina Burana!

LA VIE BOHEME!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Gallo . . .

has a shot of turpentine, just cuz.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

New slogan: "Giants baseball - a walk in the park"

Giants baseball, Niners football, Warriors basketball, Sharks postseason hockey: TORTURE.

by 1rabidwarriorsfan on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

.

Michael Young is standing in quicksand

by m22 on Oct 28, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their bullpen is SO full of fail, its rediculous.

and the “experts” said TEX bullpen was better than ours

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

They did? I’ll give them offense, I’ll even (reluctantly) concede a push on starting pitching. But bullpen, really?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like the Rangers are not use to PRESSURE.

by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 28, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

rangers bullpen sure loves those balls LOL

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does it seem like this thread is empty?

by monsterlxe on Oct 28, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

this isn’t actually happening.

by bruddah on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET’S COMMENT MORE

8

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shock.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been writing erotica.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants surprise us everyday

They just tied a record by taking four straight walks.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND SIGHTING

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

28 minute half inning

This inning has gone on longer than the rest of the game combined

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 4 RUNS WITH 2 OUTS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, how do you not bring in Feliz at some point in this inning??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Pedro Feliz was gone?!?!?!

by Monkeyking42 on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insufficient comfortability RT @cjd11: @keithlaw Any truth to the rumor that Washington is saving Neftali Feliz for Game 8?

by kingofthacove on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where did this meme come from?

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OldHossRadbourn Old Hoss Radbourn
R. Washington treats N. Feliz the way my grammy treated her fine china — something to be admired, but never used.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

it’s a little late now

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should have come in instead of Lowe.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, good call

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WEARING GIANTS UNIFORMS?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I read that and nearly pissed myself laughing

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mind

Blown

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOA

Need Keanu pic

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

good thing Rowand is up right now to enlighten him.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

L O S T

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOFL

That is fucking amazing! I can’t stop laughing!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they’ve never seen a Giants game before.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where am I?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, this Giants team? HA!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

squat in the box

by m22 on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

This is fucking hilarious.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm laughing and giggling so much

My mother just walked past and asked if I was alright.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We might need a new thread just for the bottom of this inning.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, victory requires sacrifice

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAMER

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I admit I guffawed.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LULZ

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET THE GOLD BOND, KID

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy doesn't quite want to kick the Rangers while they're down

Rowand AB

The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone feel like we are George

in the opposite episode from Seinfeld?

by sundance95 on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

wtffffF?!?!?!??!!

8

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit guys

Just got back. I need to go to bars more often.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Right Aaron. Swing at shit you can't reach with a wild ass pitcher. You're a fucking genius

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

AARON FUCKING ROWAND!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!!!!!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!!!!!!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT@

A triple!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE END OF DAYS IS UPON US!

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOCUSTS!

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are we in opposite land?

by Deleuzian on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

no way!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, let me pitch the 9th!

by kingofthacove on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWANDDDD

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

holy wow

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

SCCCOOOTTTTTTT TRIPLE!!!!!!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE YOU, SCOTT

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

speechless

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

AARON FUCKING ROWAND???

THE GODS ARE TRULY SMILING UPON US.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?! IS THE WORLD ENDING?!?!

by reneved on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this real life?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, this one and the last one.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, I’m starting to believe in the existence of parallel universes, ‘cause I’ve fallen into one.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re in the Alternate Universe!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand and Rent and the Giants having runs walked in

WHAT IS GOING ON????

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

that was awesome

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, how will the Giants score any runs this series?

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

is this the apocalypse????

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s going to be hilarious when this series gets really, really depressing.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

For those that missed Giants batting practice before the game, YOU'RE WATCHING IT NOW!!!

Giants baseball, Niners football, Warriors basketball, Sharks postseason hockey: TORTURE.

by 1rabidwarriorsfan on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Scott's reaction after his swing

He seemed shocked he did it.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY COW

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Expect a low scoring series from this Giants team
-Everyone

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

It still was.

This has more lulz, though.

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

High, Primo.

Helluva game, huh?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Rowand gets a triple against you, you know you suck.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Frame it

San Francisco Inning Summary

- D. O’Day relieved D. Oliver
- A. Torres struck out swinging
- F. Sanchez struck out swinging
- B. Posey singled to right center
- D. Holland relieved D. O’Day
- N. Schierholtz walked, B. Posey to second
- C. Ross walked, B. Posey to third, N. Schierholtz to second
- A. Huff walked, B. Posey scored, N. Schierholtz to third, C. Ross to second
- M. Lowe relieved D. Holland
- J. Uribe walked, N. Schierholtz scored, C. Ross to third, A. Huff to second
- E. Renteria singled to shallow left, C. Ross and A. Huff scored, J. Uribe to third
- M. Fontenot hit for J. Lopez
- M. Kirkman relieved M. Lowe
- A. Rowand hit for M. Fontenot
- A. Rowand tripled to deep right center, J. Uribe and E. Renteria scored
- A. Torres doubled to shallow left, A. Rowand scored
- F. Sanchez struck out swinging
- End of Inning (7 Runs, 4 Hits, 0 Errors)

by minesweeper on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hey, the Rangers can point out that they struck out the side.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants’ and Rangers’ bullpens are essentially equals!

by kingofthacove on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

b

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHHAHA

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, jeez. Not this again. :^)

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

la

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 28, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that “Lights” song. I hadn’t heard it before.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too! I downloaded it earlier this year. Darn good song.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’ve never heard “Lights” ? The Journey song “Lights” ?
 GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was more my parents’ generation.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d never heard Don’t Stop Believin’ until the 2005 White Sox.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH JUST SHUDDUP!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

:^)

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol rangers

ONE FUCKING OUT

CAN YOU PLEASE JUST GET THIS ONE OUT SO THIS TORTURE ENDS

by Beasticon on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is entirely believable

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are you typing here? Get to it!

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think he's saying it's Judgement day

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t they know Cain started?

by Monkeyking42 on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!!!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

CANTALOPE

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres The Giant Torres

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GIANT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?

The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES, GIANT, MOTHERFUCKER!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

My balls hurt

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet they do.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let Zito pitch the top of the 9th?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LET ZITO BAT!!!

Giants baseball, Niners football, Warriors basketball, Sharks postseason hockey: TORTURE.

by 1rabidwarriorsfan on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are...

…some morose motherfuckers in Texas right now.

by mrsjcb on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES!

HAHAHAHA ALL OF THIS WITH 2 OUTS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

omg

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

2 out base hits? With runners on? What the fuck?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSS TORRES

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

RANGERS BULLPEN IS SUCKING SO MUCH, EVEN BARRY ZITO IS REACHING FOR A BAT. . . .

Giants baseball, Niners football, Warriors basketball, Sharks postseason hockey: TORTURE.

by 1rabidwarriorsfan on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

This is ridiculous

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

what a fucking laugher.

and this bullpen was supposed to be good? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

well

they have 1 really good pitcher their manager refuses to use outside of a save situation

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 straight batters have reached base. I think we just broke the law of averages.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS ALL FUCKING WITH 2 OUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZNG!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Nolan Ryan is going to demand to pitch.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut up McCarver

I’m pretty sure we already had the game won with our pitching.

by kingofthacove on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING SEVEN FUCKING TWO OUT FUCKING RUNS WHAT THE FUCK

The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

/needs more Whiteside

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

soooo

when does the mercy rule come into effect?

by apistat on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL AL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell is going on?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOST MY TOTEM!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

How drunk is Grant right now?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WUT?
The Giants are winning with pitching, but not theirs

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s the Rex Grossman corollary

8

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair

4 straight walks

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we can get Cliff Lee in this game.

by kingofthacove on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey will pitch the ninth!!!

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool

burn through the Rangers’ entire bullpen

by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres!

Can we have Panda get an rbi in this inning.

by waffles on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HELLA REC'D

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/grabs crotch

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd to infinity

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hella right

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/GIS matt cain xfip

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is excruciatingly delicious!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, Willie McCovey and Monte Irvin are reaching for bats . . . . .

Giants baseball, Niners football, Warriors basketball, Sharks postseason hockey: TORTURE.

by 1rabidwarriorsfan on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

As much fun as this is

I feel really sorry for the Rangers fans. This is reminding me of ’89, but in reverse. And with less intelligence.

The A’s were rightly favored, but the general feeling was that the teams were a lot closer than the games showed. Anything can happen but we are clearly way better than Texas right now.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m so glad we’re on the good end of this, I’d be sick to my stomach.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FRED!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

why the fuck would you use Hunter here?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain

Did the Giants decide to score some runs after Cain left the game?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Mole

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

God. God did.

He also sent an angel to send Jose Guillen HGH, and another one to tell MLB about it, forcing him to be sat.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah . . .

that’s the ticket. God sent and angel.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, a rooster

Or a cock.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It had to end sometime.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder what Grant is doing right now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

-jumping
-screaming
-waving towel
-drinking
-more yelling

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Editing his PGT

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez struck out twice in that inning.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROFLCOPTOR

The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Certainly the strangest.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need this win

Dallas Rangers will be fighting hard in Dallas.

by Hatuxka on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS BASEBALL: HEAVEN!!!!!!!

Giants baseball, Niners football, Warriors basketball, Sharks postseason hockey: TORTURE.

by 1rabidwarriorsfan on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Tonights World Series

Brought to you by the letter R and the number 9

by fierrpawz on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTA TIME

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLLOLO

Sanchez struck out twice this inning!

by pwoper on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Mole

Feeling empathetic, swings and misses

The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

The balls go wide, and in the dirt,
CLAP CLAP CLAP
Deep in the heart of Texas!

by WooIsMe on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

/coats self in oil and rolls around in pile of runs/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted Mota to hit.

by Deleuzian on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that was our run total for September.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

cute! is that the ice cream dish from baskin robbins?

by reneved on Oct 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yesssssir

Matt Cain, "You can call me Aaron Burr BY THE WAY I'M DROPPIN' HAMILITONS!"

by jazzhands on Oct 29, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK Giants

let’s finish this with a SHUTOUT. Rangers have not been shut out in the post season so far.

by IQofaWarrior on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL. Cain Lost Again

He keeps trying to get attention but fails. DAMNIT GIANTS.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

RECCED!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

epic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

D’awwww, rec’d.

by pallas on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE!!!

There's MACHINE inside!

by Leniz on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/STOLEN

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL! and rec'd

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

my new status

Fun Fact: Jonathan Sanchez threw his first no-no on my 13th birthday.

by Ramah71 on Oct 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRB

running to safeway for goldbond

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

taken one for the team

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

When was the last time Cain had 9 runs in a game he started?

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Oct 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB 10 the Show

Fun Fact: Jonathan Sanchez threw his first no-no on my 13th birthday.

by Ramah71 on Oct 28, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 of them came after Cain was pulled so I guess he still gets no support.
But to answer your question, nevereverever

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

When was the last time Cain had 9 runs in a season?

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

in his career?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN TEXAS: INCLUDING A BIG ASS TEXAS ASS-WHOOPIN

Giants baseball, Niners football, Warriors basketball, Sharks postseason hockey: TORTURE.

by 1rabidwarriorsfan on Oct 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez 0-2 2K in that inning. Lol.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

THE RANGERS STRUCK OUT THE SIDE

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Good idea
Maybe the Rangers should try and trade for Chris Ray

by MightySlacker on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

NO BACKSIES!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The most amazing thing is

All this started with two outs and nobody on. Then Posey just singles up the middle and the wheels come off

by nataku on Oct 28, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

His name is Buster Posey and he is Cuchalainn.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lurve him.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rangers should have started Bengie Molina

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

NEED HIS VETERAN PRESENCE!!!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way in hell I can’t rec this.

8

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rec’d it just so I could unrec it.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d save this until the game’s over.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck this

LA hat on Vinny

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see a dodgers hat. I can not rec.

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea....

No

The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game has convinced me that God exists

- Kinsler’s “double”
- Matt Cain
- This inning
- Matt Cain.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Just now, as they went to commercial,

Ol’ Erectile 6th Dysfunction got a little choked up. There’s a chance… a decent chance… that something… remarkable could happen for our beloved team…

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

MVP MOTA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe Dudley might win a Repub. Congressional seat in Oregon.

This should rule him out.

by MoreHeartThanBrains on Oct 28, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s running for governor, actually.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lakers? Fuck that.

Suddenly the Jersey Shore .gif doesn’t seem so bad.

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

pretty uneventful game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

EricStangel Eric Stangel
The #Giants bottom of the 8th was longer than Nick Johnson’s season

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

IT WAS LONGER THAN NICK JOHNSON’S __________!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, watch Mota walk a couple of hitters

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUU

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLMOTA

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It would be big if Mota could come up with a dominating inning and leapfrog RamRam on the depth chart.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Buck you idiot

Lincecum 1-0 Braves was a shutout

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Shhhhhh

His Fox Sports research says he’s right

by nataku on Oct 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just turned this shit green.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

he should continue to Montreal

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe & Renteria

Hell of a game.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

2 more outs please

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZZZY

There's MACHINE inside!

by Leniz on Oct 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTA!

FINISH HIM!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

a la mortal kombat: FATALITY!

Giants baseball, Niners football, Warriors basketball, Sharks postseason hockey: TORTURE.

by 1rabidwarriorsfan on Oct 28, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum, 2010 ALDS, Game 1, vs Atlanta.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

*NLDS

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum’s 1-0 win in game 1 of the NLDS and the 3-0 win in the NLCS beg to differ.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must mean World Series

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck just gave SF a compliment

I guess he finally got the Rangers dicks out of his mouth

I'm without a home.

by HawkJaw on Oct 28, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Now excavate the Yankee schlong, and he’ll be clear.

by loonyfringe on Oct 28, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the Phils johnson out of his rectum

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez

knows that feeling

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 28, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Clearly

the Giants have been saving up runs all season long only to unload them all in this World Series. BRILLIANT!

Mute Buck and McCarver. Enjoy baseball again:
http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 28, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

It was the master plan all along?

The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

JERRY BROWN!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bwa ha.

Bwa ha ha.

Bwa hahahahahahahahahaha

by sundance95 on Oct 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Giants finish them

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

2 outs!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

1 more out please

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

amen

Fun Fact: Jonathan Sanchez threw his first no-no on my 13th birthday.

by Ramah71 on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

two down

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

2 DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

dropping to to say hi. whats up?

by mlb22 on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Giants fans.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

This

That is to say, +1

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate the Bate!

Huh?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

So much this

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONE MORE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

thehavenot is standing

I ain’t waiting for two strikes this time

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

bring in Bobby Thompson's daughters. Maybe the Rangers can get a hit off them. . . .

Giants baseball, Niners football, Warriors basketball, Sharks postseason hockey: TORTURE.

by 1rabidwarriorsfan on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Best Fans in the World.

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH THIS MOTA

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Barring a 9 run, 2 out rally, congrats on being up 2-0!!!!

by Wraithpk on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG JINX

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yankee fan

There's MACHINE inside!

by Leniz on Oct 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not over till the last out!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

woody must be a rangers fan

by AJC3317 on Oct 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never.

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

WOODY!

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

One more out and we’ve got 9 runs to work win. We need you to come up huge here, bullpen!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

/Brian Wilson starts warming up

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

30% chance Wilson comes into this game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish This, Mota

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

GUILLERMO!

FINISH THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

(deuces)

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cant believe this

HOLY SHIT!!!

IM NOT EVEN DRUNK

HOLY SHIT!!!

by Angry Dwarf on Oct 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

REC’D

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

all the way across the sky.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish i could rec this, like, 13243829438349 times

by Kalk on Oct 28, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS THE CORRECT SENTIMENT!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Matt's just beside himself right now.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BALTIC CHORALES!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Buster even using signs?

THROW STRIKES ASSHOLE

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

yes

Fun Fact: Jonathan Sanchez threw his first no-no on my 13th birthday.

by Ramah71 on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOTA

FINISH HIM

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

DamonBruce Damon Bruce
Each Giants run this World Series has come with 2 outs, and we’re now talking 20 freaking runs people. #sfgiants

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Sustainable.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS FACT IS WRONG

It sounded cool, but it’s not correct.

by loonyfringe on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOA

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVERY one?

That is weird.

Although Wilson said it was gonna be weird.

by sundance95 on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS FUCKIGN INSANE

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? Wow.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure the Renteria HR came with 1 out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT...THE...FUCK

The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow -mind blown.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is very wrong..

2 runs today with 1 out… 5 runs yesterday…

by sirm on Oct 28, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is this I don’t even

meh I don’t like Damon Bruce

by Ozzwepay on Oct 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUILLERMO

FINISH HIM!

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 28, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on

Let’s just end this game

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope I didn’t crawl out from under the coffee table too soon….

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

you knew Mota would walk at least one.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

End the pain

Fun Fact: Jonathan Sanchez threw his first no-no on my 13th birthday.

by Ramah71 on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTA

FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

oh Mota.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

oh poo.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Mota

You cannot be walking anyone with a 9 run lead

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Too amped Mota is amped.

Deep breath, macho.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

bah

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 28, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAW HAW

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GEEZ MOTA

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you for walking somebody with a 9-0 lead

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Just missed with that

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

cmon keep the shut out, i saw the last one

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

So, Mota’s not very good.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Neither is Jeff Francoeur.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

or joe buck

Fun Fact: Jonathan Sanchez threw his first no-no on my 13th birthday.

by Ramah71 on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn it guillermo

Fun Fact: Jonathan Sanchez threw his first no-no on my 13th birthday.

by Ramah71 on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah..like being tickled till you pee

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad Mota screwed up a little

I’d hate to think he would look good and get a chance to pitch when it mattered

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Nightmare on King Street

2 to go

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

THE MAGIC NUMBER IS 2

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

yay Nate!!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Guys? We could be onto something here.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Scoring runs? jcb9 scratching his balls?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was jctGamer!

My balls feel fine.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, dammit, I got you two confused again!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit, you’re right. My mistake.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooooooooo!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re the best brother I’ve ever had.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love you to.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND THE GIANTS HAVE WON THE 2ND GAME OF THE WORLD SERIES!

by reneved on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

TEXAS SIZED ASS WHOOPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Giants baseball, Niners football, Warriors basketball, Sharks postseason hockey: TORTURE.

by 1rabidwarriorsfan on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the outcome of this event.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I DO NOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

woooo!

Dance, people, dance!

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WINS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLGAME!

NATE IS GREAT! THE GIANTS ARE FUCKING AWESOME! AM I MISSING ANYTHING? GERALD N “BUSTER” POSEY!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

YEsssssssss!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOO

I LOVE YOU ALL

Hella.

by Snack on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

G L O A T

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

FUCK YES

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amen

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Tri Fecta!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

WERE UP FUCKING 2-0 IN THE FUCKING WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Jack = Giants, Ball = Rangers Bullpen, Tom = Giants Fans

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOCUSTS!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

FROGS! ITS RAINING FROGS!

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIVERS OF BLOOD!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEAVEN IS IN CHAOS, CASTIEL MUST SEEK OUT DEAN

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! My favorite guilty pleasure.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWWWWWW YEEEEEEAH!

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Never in doubt

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

…but this time you actually MEAN that.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

With this team? Ha.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Giants’ baseball: What the fuck?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the least torturous game of all time.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

well done

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Texas!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Picks off Rangers from horses.

Pew Pew Pew

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jponry

You gonna do the postgame thread? I kind of have a feeling Grant won’t be back for a while.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

He might make one from his phone

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He better have Verizon, because AT&T data don’t work there in big games.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah...a filler one

I see. The marvels of the modern age!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he have all our numbers??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 28, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too hammered.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll probably be on the CSN postgame podium.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

HAPPY MATTY IS HAPPY

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Never in doubt.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap.

Up 2-0 in the World fucking Series.

Holy crap.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It's magic inside!

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE THIS TEAM

I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM

by vhants on Oct 28, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Pretty much

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did that dance a few minutes ago.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RANGERS FANS
this sport is stupid.
“you can drop the antlers on ’em…or you can drop the claw on ’em.”
by bspate on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

BACK TO HANDEGG

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go watch your Fing Cowboys

Texas Fans. You tried to invade our ballpark and failed miserably. Giants up 2-0.

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not very Alamo, Texas fans. Not very Alamo at all.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 28, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weve outscored them 20-7 in the first 2 games.
Ho leee crap.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I love this team.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

it really feels unreal

like I’m gonna wake up any second

by sundance95 on Oct 28, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Beyond a Dream

I’m beginning to suspect I died sometime around 30 September.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

My guess at post game pics:

Renteria
Cain
Posey
Schierholtz

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I considered him but think someone will choose Nate for that running catch

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking Vlad will play 3rd in the next game

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d guess he’ll be DHing… their problem is solved. Where is Shinjo?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

PGT

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/10/28/1781103/post-game-thread-giants-walk-away-with-game-two

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain is the best pitcher this postseason.

Hudson? Check
Lowe? Check
Oswalt? Check
Hamels? Check
Halladay? Check
Lee? Check
CJ Wilson? Check

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

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