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Open World Series Game 2 Thread 2

I didn't know that the Rally Pumpkin is a Parappa fan.

Score runs, Giants.



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There we go, how about the same strike zone for both teams from now on?

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally pumper

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

according to McCarver, he threw a perfect game.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT CAIN

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Caption

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

NEEDZ MOAR RUNZ!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Runs. I need them.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody needs to invent an ipod with AM tuner capability.

So I can take it to work with me and listen to the rest of this game.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 28, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

satellite radio?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

not anymore

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have one of those.

And it has to be small enough to be unobtrusive in my pocket at work anyway. :D

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 28, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

RATTO SIGHTING!

Nice pic

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

its got that new thread smell

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

No drinks in the new thread! You’ll ruin the upholstery!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about sex in the new thread?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not until I Scotch-guard it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinky

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should’ve told that to Matt Cain about his couch.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still trying to figure out how to end this thing. I’ve got his reaction, but that seems like too much of a punchline. What the hell.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s obviously cool.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am quite satisfied in the performance of our starting pitcher.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Me, too. If he keeps this up, he’s easily good for 7 or 8 innings, which we could use after last night’s bullpen-a-rama.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m wondering if Bochy went through all those arms to get the guys up in a low-stress situation.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rally Pumpkin creeps me out

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That MegaMind movies looks shitty

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I need 2 to cover the spread

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Oct 28, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

your pokemons don’t concern us

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Regular Season Dejavu?

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Oct 28, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

that last thread had shutouts in it.

/wipes off stank

now let’s score runs, boys!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

this ump is supposed to be really good

but shouldn’t the really good umps call strikes even if the catcher has to reach to catch it, if the ball still is over the plate? YES.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The ESPN thread on 1050 is about ten seconds behind KNBR

If you can stand Joe Morgan

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

EricStangel Eric Stangel
Tim McCarver is the Cliff Clavin of sportscasters…

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Cliff Claven pitched last night for the Rangers.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift A

So Buck is now reduced to making fun of baseball players now?

And WTF? Cannot pronouce Ghirardelli?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump's goal

Seven games = seven paychecks

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

strike zone seems to be wider for Wilson than Cain.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

The guy in the picture looks like my cousin.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, I thought that was strike 3, but maybe a bit inside?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it was.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I was sure that was a strike.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Not according to gameday

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nor Fox.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

i wanna see panda bat tonight

by Erwheezy on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

got good wood on it, at least.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to swing at ball four, Edgar

dumbass

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

That was at the bottom of the strike zone.

by Natto on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN!!!!!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN!!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

MATTHEW THOMAS CAIN!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Wakefield donates a part of every social security check he receives to charity.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN IS ABLE!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN

doing it himself!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATTY!

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT THE BAT!!!!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG DADDY!

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

DIY Cain

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

DH BE DAMNED

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

HE CAIN DO IT!

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN!!!

But damn Andrus almost had it. He’s good defensively.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar...

plz take the walk next time

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt the Bat.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 28, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Did it look like Elvis stutter stepped as he approached the ball?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

That was hit well.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

I thought that was in triples

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit that hard. I miss having Vlad out there.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn it

Why can’t Vlad be playing…

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

I wish Vlad was playing RF

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 28, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamnit.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

why can’t vlad be out there again?

by milkman41 on Oct 28, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

dam it

if only Vlolad was playing!

by Wreckonized on Oct 28, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
hit it 10 feet farther

by Akbarty on Oct 28, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

nice swing though, where the fuck is vlad?

by Erwheezy on Oct 28, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN. If only Vlad was out there.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I WISH VLAD WAS OUT THERE

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

One pitch, Andres?

I thought we were over that?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

He hit it hard. I can’t get upset over him swinging at it.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

All you can eat deal at Sizzler?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUERRERO SHOULD BE IN RIGHT FIELD

Get it dun brasz

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

So, the guys in the booth have been taking correspondence courses from the Vin Scully School of Delivering Player Bios?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

The tip off will be when a Farmer John’s Sausage ad is dropped.

by Natto on Oct 28, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need to start a “Bring Back Vlad” petition.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

bugger.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, damnit.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain'd

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

That inning was disappointing. Why did Andres have to get BABiP’d?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Seems like that's the name of the game tonight

You know… beyond baseball.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

This is turning out to be the pitcher’s duel I figured it would be. And those of us who had CJ Wilson on our Pokemonz knew he was pretty good.

OK, time to drive home. Catch y’all later. GO GIANTS!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I could get used to this.

Usually I am a radio guy. I like doing things while the game is on.
Tonight, I am not at anyone’s house/bar/party as has been the case for most the post season.
I am at home, on the couch.
I have the radio broadcast streaming from sfgiants/MLB.
I have the game muted on the TV. Local fox is having problems, only SD no HD.
And for the first time I am trying to follow the game here live, vs post game.
Wife and daughter are napping.
I made popcorn.
Think I need a beer.

Cain is pitching well. Life is good.

by fierrpawz on Oct 28, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

GO GIANTS!

There's MACHINE inside!

by Leniz on Oct 28, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it involve aliens?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw 15?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

does Randy Quaid fly a cropduster and blow up the mother ship?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scary chicks fighting on CSN right now

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck The Rally Pumpkin

I tried to get him to take a pic with my wife and he pushed her away.

He is dead to me.

A dead pumpkin.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 28, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Make a pie?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or a cake?

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer my suggestion.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what’s your opinion of Rush?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rush pie?

I could support that.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll pumpkin anything

… except pumpkin spice latte. Tastes like couch syrup.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freudian slip?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer sofa syrup.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I can understand why he is in a bad mood

I mean it’s October and everyone’s going around carving up pumpkins.

Seriously though, that is messed up with him pushing your wife

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s more upset because he’s a sad fat guy who dresses up like squash

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 28, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Point.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet Home Alabama on the park soundsystem.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet Home Tennessee?

by Bar None on Oct 28, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's meant for TheLetter2

Must be a message from Brian Wilson.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what he’s trying to convey.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

that second breaking ball was a hanger

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

What is that sound the umpire does?!

And why is it three syllables?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

U-RI-BE

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish him?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Please?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT

FINISH HIM

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit

Chase balls out of the strike zone Rangers…!

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by grape on Oct 28, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

"....and that's why yellow makes me sad, I think."

LOL @ Jackwagon

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL rent

YEAH!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Double play!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent has picking it in this series.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

0250 Local Time

Long time lurker watching live in Germany. Let’s go Gi-ants clap clap clapclapclap!

by Bret1110 on Oct 28, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

/cue Natto

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

high five for time zone!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael Young

You’re just a shit Juan Uribe

by Murray, Present on Oct 28, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent missed the bag!

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

AT&T'd

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Twinkle toes!

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Good

Glad to see Andres taking over on that.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres says I have mad range, sorry Pat.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that went way deeper than I thought it would.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That kind of scared me.

But one pitch outs are ok.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Hamilton scares me...

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by grape on Oct 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah every time he comes to the plate i hear horror movie music in my head.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BALLHOG

AGAIN

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat is like “Andres, Calm the shit down”

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He went so goddamn far to catch that ball it’s kind of hilarious.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

OUT 2. THANKS FOR SWINGING, JOSH.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

“I got it Papi i got it!”

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres!

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

not saying nothing.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/snicker

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That may have been what she said.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

GO CAIN!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD EYEBROWS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

What happens when Jonathan faces him on Saturday?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

BATTLE OF THE BROWS

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Nasty.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

kindly take your seat sir!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Mr. Cruz, your seat is ready.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD BEAUTIFUL PITCH

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for a refill.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN, AGAIN

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN'T STOP HIM!

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Perfect pitch from Cain.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Curt Schilling can go fornicate himself with a rusty bicycle seat.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know why this came up now but I agree

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 28, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schilling in his “analysis” said that Cain misses a lot and is hittable

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But so nasty that no one hits him.

I wish the paradox Schilling created had swallowed him whole.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of the greatest sentences I have ever read
I wish the paradox Schilling created had swallowed him whole.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I never understood this ad

why does meeting a girl on the train has anything to do with your kid becoming the prez?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

The butterfly effect?

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Oct 28, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

With his large Large Blue Unit?

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by grape on Oct 28, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s really really far stretched though

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It shows that if you make an extra effort to fornicate on public transit

your kid might become important

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Couldn’t he just have bought the ticket on the train? It’s not a freaking Farraday Cage…

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by grape on Oct 28, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

Can we at least push up Wilson’s pitch count now?

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by grape on Oct 28, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster hasn't hit a ball hard in a few days...

We need GERALD to step up!!!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIGHT!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are thinking of the NY Giants.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 28, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard Matt Cain is pitching today.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Matt Cain's still pitcher of record.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a nasty pitch.

by Unitard on Oct 28, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

♥ Matty ♥

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I heard low ball ump

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Oct 28, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure 80% of the time Kruk is just making that stuff up.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Kruk said high yesterday after the game.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Kruk was high yesterday after the game.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also probable.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Giants batters, how about letting this overrated douchebag pitch himself into trouble.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s not give him the Cain treatment. Wilson is legitimately good.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

SURPRISE!

Dominoes apparently kidnapped those people.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Broiled Rangers

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

TEXAS WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you cook that medium?

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep and ate her too

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheese

And wine.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m leaning towards Nachos and Beer

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnsonville stadium brats

Johnsonville stadium brats = shoboygain(SP?) brats at the park.

by fierrpawz on Oct 28, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s the city in Wisconsin, it’s “Sheboygan.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something easy that can be made while I watch the game. I made the fella bring dinner home last night; doing that twice in a row might be pushing it.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made dry rub ribs and cole slaw.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Buster hitting for power.

He should refresh my memory right here.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Gatorade commerical should be shot, burned, shot again and hauled to the dump

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the buster I like.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Put together an At Bat, Buster

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Standard Giants WS brain fart?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like it

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strange. That’s what it was.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 28, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Another bad AB from Buster. He’s struggling.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey doesn't look comfortable against Wilson?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s confused. TOO MANY WILSONZ

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF UMP

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster screwed that up by starting to run.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

that didn’t help. He should know that he won’t beat those out.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he hadn't run, it wouldn't have been called.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck is a moron

At the point where he said that Wilson has “definitely pounded the zone,” he had 47 pitches: 27 strikes and 20 balls.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I was thinking that. Stupid commentary was stupid.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

He’s never had to be good at his job.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nepotism is a wonderful thing.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed it is. I’ve taken advantage a couple of times myself.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would if I could.

/no connections =(

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buck mistook the strike zone for his fantasy life of having his ass pounded by Wilson

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey.

You callin’ me and Letter Joe Buck?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

You want to cause a problem?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

where’s the line again?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIGHT BEFORE JOE BUCK

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HES ONLY 10 YEARS OLD PEOPLE

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Our 3/4/5/6 hitters take too many strikes

right down fucking broadway.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL COMPLAINING ABOUT GIANTS HITTERS TAKING TOO MANY PITCHES

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

IKR?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, complaining about them taking FAT pitches

You can still focus on a zone.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that’s something to complain about with the Giants.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has been getting to me

And I know I sound stupid in that I’ve been yelling at them for hacking for ever now

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

in this case, exactly

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants don’t have many ABs against WIlson. They are trying to get a feel for him and the strike zone. not and easy task.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really pounded the strike with that pitch, huh Joe?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Machine

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

BBURRELL!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT THE OBP

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Love watching the mailman.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

pat is quite the cheater these days

by coolandtough on Oct 28, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN YOU PAT FOR BEING PATIENT

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheater!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

OBPat

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

OBPAT!

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT THE OBP

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RON

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat the BBat!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat the Bat on Shoulder

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 28, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

"Cocaine is a helluva drug" montage?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL – that’s what I was thinking.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

BWAHAHAHA

Fits perfectly.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit that hard, but crap.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, Eric Karros commentary

BARF

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is he called on?

Of all the Fox sports net people they call on he is the worst kind of smug and unjustifiably self-important and preening.

by Hatuxka on Oct 28, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s hard to be smugger than Joe Buck.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

UGH

JUUUUUST MISSED IT

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMIT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Another 1-pitch out

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes I know the score is 0-0, but I love that our offense is good enough to have our top two HR hitters hitting 6 and 7.

POSITIVE THOUGHTS

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

We need to start taking pitches

No way this guy should be under 60 pitches after 5.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

NO

If you get a pitch you can drive than you smack it. You cannot do anything about it being at someone.

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING VLAD

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, time for me to go. Good luck, folks.

by Natto on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Who has our threads?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CLASS TILL 7

/commence lord of the flies

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Abandoned

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

GODSPEED

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm..just got my tickets for February

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

preschedule threads?

JP coming?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 pitches, 2 outs

:(

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Need MOAR VLAD!

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, nice positioning by the Rangers OF's

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

CAHSJHFD HASGJTSB BJKJKBNSN

I mean every word of that.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you just call my mother a goat?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually he called your mother a lawnmower.

by Lopkop on Oct 28, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, shit! It’s on now!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRING BACK VLAD

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD I Wish so badly that vladimir were back out there!

by cubesonice on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, DAMNIT!

Giants have hit some balls hard.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT

That is two that looked like they were going into the gap that have curved right to where Cruz was playing.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitcher unfamiliar with strike zone and Cody and Huff swing at first pitches.

Brilliant like a black fucking hole

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Both had pitches they should swing at

BABIP

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO, Ross's was outside and off the end of the bat.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smacked up into the jet stream and it doesn't reach the track=not smacked hard

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

both were solidly hit. Huff got BABIP’d, Ross just missed a HR off the end of the bat

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll always just miss a homerun on that pitch

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

except when he doesn’t and hits 3 of em in the postseason

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

BABIP calculator?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

"You gotta believe"

That reminds me of that Playstation game with the rapping animals. I loved that game.

by pwoper on Oct 28, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

damn it. if vlad was out there, it’d be 3-0 or more by now.

we’re getting BABIP’d to death. however, the 2nd time around, the guys are showing that they are seeing Wilson a whole lot better, either that or he is fatiguing from IP.

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit i want vlad on right : /

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Off to watch the rest of the game at a bar. Enjoy, everyone, and VIVA GIGANTES!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 28, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

this game is our type of game. we’ll score eventually.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I think like that about dating.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

i have faith we will eventually score a run.

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

With Cain on the hill?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, it will probably be a bullpen game.

Edge: Giants

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor, poor Matt Cain.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

/cue sad Cain pic

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

www.sadtrombone.com

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game means that Vlad will not reappear in the field

DAMN

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

OUR 3-6 HITTERS ARE TAKING TOO MANY PITCHES GUYS!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain'd

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop saying ravaged

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

whew

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

More Katrina talk?

Oh please.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

THERE IS A GOD

Holy fuck

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t they just tell the Ron Washington Katrina story less than 24 hours ago?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Caught a break there.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg!

kinsler omg damn you!

by waffles on Oct 28, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew...

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG OMG OMG

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Now THAT was smacked hard

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Hand of God play.

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Except without the overt cheating...

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by grape on Oct 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS PARK

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

If this is a close game, we’re going to be hearing about that non-stop forever.

by waelwulf on Oct 28, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THAT WAS GONE

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

That makes up for Huff’s line drive?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

no.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s still a double with no outs.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. But if Cain gets out of it then it’s not a run.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

this logic makes no sense.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does. The Giants are lucky that wasn’t a homerun. Now that Cain’s out of the inning that means Texas did not score a run due to some bad luck. Same with Giants and Huff’s shot into the alley that Cruz caught. Would have been a run with a little better luck.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a completely different situation.

I’ll take a no out double over a 1 out liner any day of the week.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course they’re different situations, but my basic point is that both teams got a bit of bad luck that cost them a run. I’m not sure how that’s illogical.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain had to get 3 outs. CJ had to get 1 more.

The Kinsler shot didn’t cost them a run, the batters that followed did.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, I recognize that the situations are different in terms of game play.

However, it was unlucky for Texas that Kinsler’s ball wasn’t a homerun. Therefore the bounce did cost them a run. It was unlucky for Huff that he hit his shot to a place where Cruz could catch it. That cost the Giants a run. Therefore, slight bad luck on a batted ball cost each team a run.

I’m not sure how that’s illogical.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m speechless right now.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

AT&T MUTHA FUCKER

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

That means Torres could've caught it

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just going to say that.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

AT&T'd

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

The Gods smile upon us

by Seasick fish on Oct 28, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

shoot. this is really freaky

by cubesonice on Oct 28, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

The particles saved us!

by skilletboy on Oct 28, 2010 6:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I am not getting preemptively negative here... I have poured my first shot of Johnny Walker Red Label

just before the start of the inning. I’m getting preemptively buzzed, thank you very much.

Come on, Cainer. Strand this Kinsler fella.

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

We were lucky as shit on that one.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain gets smacked around a lot more than he should on 0-2 counts

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s his only fault IMO.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH MATTY!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Would have been a grand slam at CBP

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL
extrabaggs
  
Well, there goes any chance of the Giants ever signing Ian Kinsler as a free agent.

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

lulz

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1 because true

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

god is a giants fan

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

But he only watches once every 60ish years?

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's busy!

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was more of a NY Giants fan.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT IN SAN FRANICSCO KINSLER : )

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

IBB?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Moreland on deck, so no. Maybe walk Moreland if Cain gets Treanor out.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They may have. It is Fox.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hits like Kinsler

hits like that make me appreciate Bonds even more.
I was inline when Bonds hit it into the CF concessions.

by fierrpawz on Oct 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

murder his soul!

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I said yesterday that I didn't like Kinsler against Cain

Bad matchup for Matt

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE BOUNCE BACK MATTY!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

needz more big money!

by waffles on Oct 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah Cain!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea renteria makes the play!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

ain't havin' it

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

One more out, Matt.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

How did everyone jack up their hats already?

They say World Series on the side, but they all look like they’ve gone through a half season of play

by BSJ on Oct 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Just had the patch added to their current cap.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just stitched World Series patches on their hats.

by sprdelfin on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets keep those 0-2 pitches down Matty

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I am ok with the walk here.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Just gotta hope the Baseball Gods don’t choose this moment to piss on us.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m very sorry for them that it makes it harder for them that their league plays with pathetic kiddie rules. :(

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

send them some timber to build a bridge and get over it.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck them. That's how the game is played.

They should invent another game with a separate lineup of steroid fueled gimps if they do not like original rules so much.

by Mindless on Oct 28, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

The Situation is in the GDT!

by ranbo on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

easy call. even McCarver and Buck would do it.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I just saw Grant in the background of a crowd shot along the right field arcade…but then again, everybody’s growing a playoff beard these days.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

nah he is in the upper deck i think

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN NOT BELIVE THAT BALL DIDNT LEAVE THE YARD

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh how the whiny bitches at LSB will be whining like little bitches about "fake baseball"

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Lone Star Ball makes new GDTs after 500 comments.

They need faster internets and better computers.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

dial up in Texas

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan
By this point in a Yankee game, Derek Jeter would be in a 2-2 count leading off

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Guys!

Look at all of my pretty necklaces

by poopinator on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Four damn fine homegrown pitchers. Not many teams can say that.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

me either

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moreland has been on fire.

I am ok with it.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I am late on this, but why wouldn’t you like it?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

IBBs have come back to bite Bork many, many times. we lucked out

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but the P was on deck.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

matt cain is all fueled up

he ate at the pine crest last night, and we made sure he ate well

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Get out of this, Matt.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW FUCKING STRIKES

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn’t the line form behind Letter?

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN RIGHT IT DOES

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Line? It’s an audience.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I like his hair. The Letter is a fair weather lover.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sir, I’ll ask you kindly to go to hell.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kindly

that’s a good southern boy. :-)

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s how we’re raised. :^)

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh it’s on now

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

We already made up.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Scorpio, are you?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

As in astrological sign? No. Taurus.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's true

I know my place, I’m always behind Letter.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless he’s on top of me, of course.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, we have a charmed life.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

For some reason, I can’t get that Wilson/Wilson thing out of my head. And it has to take place at Christmas. Don’t ask me why.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT CAIN

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

THAT WAS ALMOST HORRIBLE. Did you see that weird hop the ball took.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd like to thank Washington for not bunting that guy over to 3rd

AL baseball, keep playing it until you lose

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 28, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That was a lead off double. No pitcher involved in getting the run home.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 28, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You get one chance to knock him in versus
The pitcher is going to come up if you don't get him in -- just like what happened.

The way they did it, they got two chances of knocking him in. If you bunt him over you get one.

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see why someone would want to bunt, I agree with this. A bunt might increase their chances of scoring one run (not sure it does) but it would reduce their chances of scoring more. Too early to do that.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

With a pitcher coming up 4th

I think it even suppresses their ability to score one

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it is late in the game

you bunt him over and you’ll PH for your pitcher.

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, definitely. And good point on the pitcher coming up 4th. I do have to point, I meant to say I agreed with your comment above, but I forgot to type a couple of words. I don’t think bunting is appropriate there.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go matt.

OK as usual… we need a run for Matt.

by fierrpawz on Oct 28, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you for being a Giants fan, God.

I think it’s time I made an effort to get to know you better.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Two ground outs to SS after a lead off double

MOLINA IS HELPING THE RANGERS PLAY

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN
and also LOL KINSLER

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Home field advantage x2 !!

Wall + Pitcher woot woot

Go Giants!

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Oct 28, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain has gone beast mode

by dougsaucy on Oct 28, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome to real baseball and a real baseball park, LSB

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

MVP thus far

The corner of the outfield fence

by poopinator on Oct 28, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

whew. glad to be proved wrong on the IBB

and damn, did we catch a break with that double off the top of the wall

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

yah, seriously

what are you talking about

There's MACHINE inside!

by Leniz on Oct 28, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Rangers scored 12 times after IBBs in the Yanks series.

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not trying to be mean

but use your brain. It would be gross stupidity not to do an IBB there to get to an AL hitting pitcher.

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY CAIN!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

how upset is LSB about the double?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

More upset that the NL isn’t lame enough to have the DH rule.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

awww, look at the poor babies
Do the baseball gods hate us now?
And for the love, how does anybody not hate the fucking National League??

I’ve been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won’t listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman56 on Oct 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
This is why i hate NL baseball
so stupid

by TRO_GT on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
At least Elvis gets to lead off, instead of Ceej.
Remember to retire Fin’s number, Mark.
“I’ve had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming.”
by jonthefon on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
 
STUPID NL!!
“you can drop the antlers on ’em…or you can drop the claw on ’em.”
by bspate on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
 
pitchers hitting = fucking stupid
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cumin is pretty cool.

OT: is this a universal thing for AL fans, thinking the DH rule makes baseball better? My father in law is an A’s fan and he says the same thing.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wussifies the game.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, they all believe that. And they don’t think there is much more strategy in the NL

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think about it,

If it was reversed, how pissed would you be?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m sure i’d be complaining.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just imagine their responses

if we hit the same thing this inning, but it bounces OVER the wall instead

by IQofaWarrior on Oct 28, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

I’m still getting over the longest double ever hit in AT&T… take advantage and get some runs for Cain.

by Bret1110 on Oct 28, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie hit some longer doubles into

ahem, triples alley

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

true...

I guess that was just my blood pressure talking.

by Bret1110 on Oct 28, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I love AT&T

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

i just hate there cell phone service....

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

and their customer service. and their business philosophy. and how they treat their employees. and how they are a few steps away from being Bell telepohone again.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially AT AT&T PARK during the playoffs!

Impossible to get any data access anywhere via AT&T. AT AT&T PARK.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky teams win.

And that was some fucking luck.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 28, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

i think given the amount of first pitch strikes he’s throwing, now the Giants are gonna attack him like Lee and Halladay

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the worst thing for them to do. So what if he throws first pitch strikes if he has troubles locating the rest of the pitches in the AB.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We got lucky.

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Oct 28, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

luck is a virtue

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

How that ball didn’t go out, I will never know.

by Unitard on Oct 28, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

ive actually seen that happen before at this park

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember once Jeff Kent hit what would have been a walk-off homer to left, but it hit off the top of the Chevron car cut-out ad. Thankfully, it still went for a walk-off double.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had Chinese food for dinner.

My fortune: Your dearest wish will come true.

by pwoper on Oct 28, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

name the referece
Two lesbians, probably. Sisters. I’m just watching.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what the second chick is for… ;)

by skilletboy on Oct 28, 2010 6:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

running backwards thru a corn field?

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

…in bed.

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

…rally pants.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

"You've heard of rally hats right? Well I have rally pants on."-Kuiper

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

just swing at everything, guys.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Done and HR

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

so pitching cain in the fly ball park a good decision by bochy.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh wtf swinging at that shit

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

HACKHACKHACK

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guyz, sorry I'm late. The site wouldn't load right for like an hour of trying.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll never forgive you

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

your just rite on time actually
you havet miss much

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good to have you with us this evening.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Likewise.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You! You bring the runs!

… that sounded better in my mind

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol should I leave to make sure that no more happen?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t hack at that slop!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

yes he did.

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

D:

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

This does not even surprise me anymore with Uribe.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunt single

coming up…

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

HACK HACK HACK

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

RENTERIA

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT!!!!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

EDGAR

I FORGIVE YOU!

For now.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

EDGAR MOTHAFUCKIN RENTERIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ED THE RALLY GAR

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

RENTERIAAAAAAAAAAA

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT THE GARRRRRRR

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

RENTERIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

did that really happen?

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE NOTES KINSLER!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

AS I SUSPECTED

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT IS PAID!!!!!!!!!!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING GOD

EDGAR RENTERRIA JUST HIT A HOMERUN OFF YOU.

THIS MEANS YOU HAVE TO RETIRE AT SEASON’S END RIGHT?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT!!!!

Reminds me it’s almost the first of the month

by Murray, Present on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ROCKET SHOT!

WTG EDGAR!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

RENTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD=)

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT = DUE

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHITFUCK MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
EXCUSE THE LANGUAGE BUT OMG RENTERIA HOME RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

EDGAR!!!

Dude hits bombs!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH, NERBS!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

HOKEYSMORK WAS RIGHT

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Juice.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’S A HOMER RUN AND KINSLER’S WASN’T!!!! SUCK IT TEXAS!!!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

525,600 MINUTES!!!!

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Winner

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ITS TIME NOW TO SING OUT THOUGH THE STORY NEVER ENDS

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

got here just in time!

by pallas on Oct 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

There you go Cain

Enjoy your run. Now win this fucking game!

by poopinator on Oct 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

/faints

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Aunt Pittypat!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rent went way high!!!

by skilletboy on Oct 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELCOME TO SAN FRANCISCO

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

word son

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was aight.

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

WORTH EVERY CENT

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

The rally pants work.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

!!!!!!!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH NERDS

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. I knew it was a rebus..just couldn’t figger out how it related to renteria

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUCKIGN SHIT!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Can Renteria hit a ball harder than that?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit it OVER The Wall: The Edgar Renteria Story

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Coming to Lifetime this fall.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm cheering for Mondo, obviously.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, this is worth 9MM

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain looks so pumped at the plate right now

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome Edgar, totally awesome

by cubesonice on Oct 28, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFU

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain working the count

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Buck: "Edgar Renteria lights up in the postseason"

Regular season: .287 / .344 / .400
Postseason: .241 / .322 / .307

Is anyone dumber that this man!?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

i believe no one is dumber

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

There certainly isn’t anyone douchier.

by sirm on Oct 28, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

shane victorino

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t use your facts to mess up what he has just seen with his eyes.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

well to be fair

his career WS line is .306/.382/.408/.790

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a member of the “Rent is just fine” party.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s probably Buster Olney.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great AB Cain.

You got your run. Keep up the work

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Who needs bicep tendons

When there is MAGIC INSIDE!

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Oct 28, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Get on base, Andres

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LATE But there's Matt's run.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

i believe in magic now

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

where at specifically

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 28, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar just knows how to play in world series

by cubesonice on Oct 28, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

where he had a .904 OPS?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry

.945

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry about that
all i can remember is him making the last out of that world series.

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN

I actually own a valuable card of him from this errah!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have always been leery here about expressing belief in him

as someone how could come through because he is so often reviled.

by Hatuxka on Oct 28, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

the green-tarped area is quite empty

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the auxiliary press box.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

so… why aren’t there more press people…

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven’t you heard? No Yankees, no Red Sox, no Cubs, no Dodgers.

… why the Dodgers are supposed to have a major transnational following is beyond me.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t get that about the Dodgers.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t the green parts the table top or writing area.?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad luck Torres

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Bye Bye Baby

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Good luck with that.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL AT RENTERIA'S DJ HANDS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, we keep facing good Shortstops.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY ONEREPUBLIC

Wait, what?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

did that Edgar shot shock y’all as much as it did me?

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably not

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

im just gonna tell myself it was uribe so i dont waste to much time pondering

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me about, first of the month coming up.

Oh, wait…

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was awesome!! I’m not hating!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

y’all? did a ranger fan take over your account?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, had a gf from the South a few years ago and some of the lingo rubbed off

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/glares

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Renteria

destroying my case for considering him a bad player the Giants should lose.

by Lopkop on Oct 28, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

> 0

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

He's so grateful!

Bless his parents!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s that kind of humble guy.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

New thread soon?

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Oct 28, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

NEVER

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Natto is headed home. Grant is at the game. No idea about other mods…is Jponry around yet?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. No mods here for the time being.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

rumor has it not until after 7. (rumor based on posts above).

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CANT USE MY SPECTACLES TO MAKE FIRE

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT I HAVE THE CONCH!

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gallo quietly burns documents sacred to civilization . . .

. . . and alters Q-DOS so that it will never work again anywhere.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It worked before?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

No mods

Besides, this thread stopped a Texas homer and gave us a Renteria one

WHY BLOW IT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, he's catching on!!!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick, everyone scatter!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serpentine! Serpentine!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUCK!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little late but

GAR!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 28, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Even later but:

ERRA!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

too damn high

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

FUCK YES

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Via a Friend

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

lol wut?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL wut

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Oct 28, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL..Rec'd

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto left and didn't leave us some open threads?

He knows we can’t take care of ourselves!

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

just before Rent's shot

I realized I was wearing my stylish plaid shirt, albeit orange. Bad move. Took it off, put stinkylucky black T on. All is good.

"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162

by duckcalldan on Oct 28, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Obligatory "There's your run, Matt"

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent's been great at SS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

YES! NICE PLAY EDGAR

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

haha. that is some excellent outside the box thinking

by coolandtough on Oct 28, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it when Elvis Andrus is kept off the basepaths.

Especially leading off an inning.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH JOEY!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Buck: "Thank GOD it's time to talk about football."

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

d'oh

This thread just stopped auto-loading new comments for me. Had to reload.

And who knows when we’ll have a mod!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

So bad you can taste it!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't we just start a fanpost?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did that once, but I think the mods didn’t like it.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the cat's away....

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Montana’s sipping on a margarita

by Akbarty on Oct 28, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe-zay Cuervo

"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162

by duckcalldan on Oct 28, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when those Texas fans were talking shit abot Cain?

Yeah.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 28, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

It sort of surprises me how old Joe Montana looks now.

This is probably because I haven’t paid attention to football in 20 years.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

ZOMG JOHN HEYMAN TWEETD BACK AT ME
SI_JonHeyman
  
@SFGIANTS55 very weird

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

he tweeted
SI_JonHeyman
  
rough october for orlando cabrera: 1) complained after halladay no-hitter, 2) re-injured side, 3) seeing nemesis renteria in world series

i sent him a tweet that said “impeccable timing!”

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit it’s already the 6th?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhhh dont tell anyone

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

uh oh.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit… had him 0-2

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 28, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN YOU OLD MAN

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck u ichaelmay uongyay

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Setting up the double play

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

this

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would accept a GIDP here.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I am terrified right now

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplay

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

ZOMG

From Heyman:

ny times reports jose guillen left off #SFGiants roster after feds told MLB hes tied to hgh investigation. also with him, no mojo. pot > hgh

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Whaaaaaaaat.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAAAAAAA?

Well. There’s that.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well damn, if he was on HGH and he played like that, he really is bad.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quien?

Keep digging, Jose.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

double play please

by reneved on Oct 28, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe buck is clearly on the bag-of-dirty-dicks-a-day diet.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

bad time for this but holy shit
SI_JonHeyman Jon Heyman
ny times reports jose guillen left off #SFGiants roster after feds told MLB hes tied to hgh investigation.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

It's amazing how little I think about that guy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 28, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Hamilton ever hit grounders?

Can’t remember any

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Can I get two please?

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 28, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably Matt’s first real mistake. I’m discounting the Kinsler hit just cuz it’s Matt Cain.

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD JOB CODY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Cody

Amazed he kept that in front of him.

by NHL84 on Oct 28, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

He plays with his head!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear

Nervous now.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Well done, Cody

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That could have been worse.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

good job boss

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

cus of triples alley bro

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job Ross

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm in the fetal position now

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Stand up, it's Matt Fucking Cain

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get your groundball

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I am surprised Cody didn’t get to that one. Didn’t realize how deep he was playing.

OUTS, CAINER!

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, after that ball dropped, I did not expect a single.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Stopped runners on 2nd and 3rd with 1 out then.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY COUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY COUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY.

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

very surprised that Young didn’t make it to 3rd.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Thought Ross might catch it.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate has a chance at that I think

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

POPUP STRIKEOUT

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Candy Maldonado would've dove for that

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Let us stop this nonsense. NOW

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

… pouring some more Red Label…

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMNIT

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That could have gone better.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Why?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

no no no no no no no

yes?

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

really Fox

you are going to do an annoying promo there

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I cant look

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

ill tell u what happens

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

he popped out

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Texas trains their runners to advance a base on wild pitches

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

That's called inside info

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol buck

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 28, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need a strike out.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

or that.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phew

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow nice call blue

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

i would almost think about walking cruz to create the force.

but nah, i have faith in matt

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s never a good idea.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i dont think i would have done it anyways. run expectancy goes up.

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Both of Matt's Ks came off Cruz.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES MATT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

PERFECT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

YES!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH POPUPS

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to fuck that popup with all of our dicks

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 28, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

YES CAIN

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

okay okay here we go

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

im scare of kinsler guys

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

yes yes yes yes yes yes

no?

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain is such a beast at inducing pop ups.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 28, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This is crazy. You get past Hamilton and Cruz, then KINSLER?!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I'll just get under this nice desk here.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

thats a fucking strike

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Lone Star Ball is currently miserable while they have runners on second and third and it’s a one-run game.

it’s like they’re the less cool version of MCC!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

They are the un-clever, vitriolic, spoiled, whiny bitch version of MCC, which means they are NOTHING like MCC

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been unimpressed by them, too. The situation just reminds me of what’s happened to us so very much!

Also, we can be pretty vitriolic and whiny.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but un-clever?

Never!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speak for yourself.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bunt?

really?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

A walk wouldn't be bad...

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure, bunt Kinsler. Go ahead.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

YES CAIN!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

High velveeta.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT FUCKING CAIN

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I said it before..

I do NOT like Kinsler against Cain here…

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEA!!!!!
MATT CAIN

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

HARD!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WON'T LET YOU DOWN, GENTLEMEN

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a command? How does TheLetter feel about it?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ASK HIM TOMORROW MORNING

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/calls the office

“Yeah, I won’t be coming in this morning. What? No, I got a sugar daddy now. But thanks for asking.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean a Big Daddy?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You bet.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHEW

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

POP!!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT FUCKING CAIN

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, that was awesome.

Matt Cain = fucking awesome

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

RECD

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, wow.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

well that was easy

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT FUCKING CAIN

The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

ROSS THE BOSS!!! AND CAIN THE....

uh… you rock dude

"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"

by sharkzfan on Oct 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

OH THANK GOD

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT MOTHERFUCKING CAIN WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR THREAT, TEXAS!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain just figured out how to win.

lol

by HawkInExile on Oct 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YES!

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck yeah I Cain!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG I can't believe we got out of that.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain is definitely fucking Able

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Oct 28, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazing how good Matt Cain is with runners in scoring position. His .195 opponent RISP AVG last 2 years lowest in MLB, Elias says

by coolandtough on Oct 28, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

ITS ALL LUCK TRY PITCHING TO A DH

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNSUSTAINABLE!

He’d be a mop-up middle reliever in the AL.

/LSB’d

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok time to cook dinner

Garlic Fries
Johnsonville stadium brats.

by fierrpawz on Oct 28, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

garlic fries at home?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Got my technique down. I dont be tickling or nothing.

Frozen fries in oven.
Olive oil, chopped garlic, fresh parsley salt pepper, and montreal chix seasoning. YUM

by fierrpawz on Oct 28, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of these days I’m stealing that Johnsonville sign!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

JPosnanski Joe Posnanski
See what happens when you’re a pitcher and not a thrower? Good things!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

What's everybody worried about?

This is just. . . par for the course. . .

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Oct 28, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Embrace the torture!

The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 28, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Submit to the Machine!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing to worry about here. Just move along, folks.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i lol'd

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN'T GONNA STOP!

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, guys, I’m confused. When the Giants just got runners on second and third with one out, and then managed not to score, why were they wearing Rangers uniforms!?

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Curt Schilling, go fuck yourself and all that.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Curt is very confused now.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Bitter old man trying to stay relevant.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember the AlaNO

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Pleasepleaseplease get some insurance for Cain, please.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hey, I’ve always wanted to ask you, How did we get here, Skitch?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to do my homework as well… I have a general idea.

by skitch on Oct 28, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sideways. And with a hop-step.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone have pitch counts on hand?

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson 73
Cain 81

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 28, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is really pathetic considering cain was at 46 through 4.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, i just checked mlb gameday and they said 80 for Cain. he can go for a CG, he’s got the lower count

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain just ripped their hearts out with his bare hand

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 28, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

So Roy Halladay threw a no-hitter in the post season. That’s pretty cool. And there was that time when Cliff Lee struck out the entire AL. Not bad. And then there’s Matt Cain guy. He has decided that giving up runs is just not his thing. Shame he’ll never be anything more than a 3rd starter.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 28, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

at best

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Oct 28, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's always time for this

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haters gonna hate
cain hasn’t been that good today
I’m just goofin’ new boot goofin’
My blog: That’s baseball for you
by iorange555 on Oct 28, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
 
No, he hasn’t.
This ump is forcing people to swing at everything and Renteria is apparently better than the Rangers at that.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth – Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Oct 28, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
 
Yep
We’ve had cold bat hit our lineup at the exact wrong time

by grn_lantern on Oct 28, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Cold bats..not good pitching again.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't good pitching cause cold bats?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, will anyone credit the Giants pitchers?

Also, bats didn’t look particularly cold last night.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do these guys understand baseball?

Or are they just on the bandwagon after the Cowboys went down in spectacular fashion?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 28, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What can we say? Cain sucks. Killing the team.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 28, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

weird how the cold bat hit all the teams the Giants play.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really get a kick out of the signatures in these big block quotes. It’s like a game to decipher what is a comment, and what is a sig.

by coolandtough on Oct 28, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep
We’ve had cold bat hit our lineup at the exact wrong time

-Rockies fans
-Padres fans
-Braves fans
-Phillies fans
-Rangers fans

Keep tellin’ yourself that, guys.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly, I don’t understand why people can’t just give credit to pitching.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or defense.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because that would be admitting being beaten. No one ever does that anymore.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

The Phillies offense went cold and now all of a sudden so have the Rangers. It has nothing to do with the Giants pitching. Nope, not at all.

by pwoper on Oct 28, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our good fortune I guess.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 28, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re just so darn lucky.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the new macbook air has no hard drive

only flash memory. like the ipad. pretty dope if u ask me..

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

How big is the SSD?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

its flash memory. is that the same as SSD? been wondering that.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not even an SSD

It’s Flash chips on the board. 64, 128 and 256 GB iirc.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting. Not much storage, though.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

256 is a lot for flash.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty roomy unless you have tons of video. Which I do.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So essentially, everything Apple makes is now an iPod.

8

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you're getting it!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although using SBN on my iPad makes me want to get a physical keyboard. Can’t Z.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

so mac air is an Ipad that can run flash?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

who cares about doubles?

oh ya, me

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

RECD

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Multi Function Copier?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got my internet working better.

Wheeeee.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, this FreSa at bat just went from awful to not awful. Good!

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CAIN'S HAIR

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

it looks like mine. weird

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MATT'S HAIR

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Like Michael era

8

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s what I’ve been saying for weeks now.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

has this been posted?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Pop quiz: which one’s the better manager?

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

before and after.

on coke, off coke

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

kid needs to carry around a ziploc bag filled with flour to complete the costume

by Akbarty on Oct 28, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

this

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure why it would be.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know you’re doing well when they mention Carl Hubble as a comparable.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 28, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, astronomy.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolme

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 28, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL C.J. Wilson’s Twitter handle.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

some people try to hard.

CJ is one of those people

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know lol

its like some wanabe ricer made that

by Wreckonized on Oct 28, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

st8edgeracer?

/snickers.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s funny and awesome though.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND I HOPE HE GIVES UP 6,000 RUNS

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, let me get this straight...

He adopts a lifestyle that is supposed to preserve his physical body, and yet employs a hobby (racing) that highly risks it’s safety? Brain… hurts…

by BSJ on Oct 28, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think y’all are reaching for insults here.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't know about others

It is up to him to do whatever he wants and is no one’s business but his own.

I was just curious that this group’s emphasis seemed to be focused on keeping your body healthy, yet his hobby is pretty dangerous.

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

before and after (cocaine)

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

not a good swing buster

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit

Wilson is Straight Edge.

Try pussy, you fucking moron

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 28, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

?

?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I wasn’t sure at all what to make of that.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm confused

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
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by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s as if people don’t pay attention when me and the girls gushed about him over the winter and throughout the year.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He isn’t precluded from sex, just doesn’t have sex unless he’s in a relationship I think.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, it’s his sex life. He can do what he wants with it.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey. Has not been good.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Wilson, now is the time. Retire and chase your dream of race car driving.

RIGHT NOW.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Posey

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

posey loses his bat

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

dont kill anyone kid

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL wow Buster.

I think that sums up his performance tonight.

K’s on the same pitch he loses his bat.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf is this with the flying bats?

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 28, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Lots of sweat?

8

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

its the magic

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Posey.

Also:
GIANTS, STOP THROWING YOUR GODDAMN BATS.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

didn't edgar have a hit yesterday?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was kind of awesome.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally read “bats” as “pants.” I shouldn’t read without my glasses.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Butterfingers.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't think Buster wants to see any more of Wilson

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Or possibly any Texas Ranger pitcher, at least the one's so far

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants need to start using the pine tar.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet merciful crap, he’s looked awful this series.

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean 2 games?

When he has an RBI single last game.

by DFARowand on Oct 28, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t change the fact that his non-RBI at bats have looked terrible. Similarly, despite the walks, Burrell hasn’t looked great either. I’m not saying they’re bad players, they’ve just had some silly-bad at bats in two games.

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for explaining his Twitter handle to me, guys.
I almost had to use Google, which I abstain from because I’m ultimate straightedge.

by waelwulf on Oct 28, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Straightedgers use Bing

8

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No wonder they’re so angry.

by waelwulf on Oct 28, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster usually kills lefties. not today.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

How do you know that kid in the stands is right-handed?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta give this Wilson fellow credit. He is pitching very well indeed.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 28, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just thinking the same thing.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it’s clearly cold Giants bats.

/LSB’ed

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol this

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looked pretty shaky early on, but he’s really settled in, yeah.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONT CHASE THAT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

no, chase that, this guy doesnt know what hes saying

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t appreciate the lack of CJ Wilson walks.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

KEEP ME UPDATED. HAVE TO TURN IT FOR FIVE MINUTES.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 28, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

So the owner’s field club is actually high-priced due to hazards.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

But I’m taking credit away for being a sober virgin

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 28, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Breaking News

Giants attacking their fans with bats during home games!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

sounds like onion news

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

burrell has not put a ball in play this world series

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

hmmmmmmmmmmm

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if they retrieved it with their face?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our new 3/4/5 hitters

Uribe/Renteria/Ishikawa

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a strike

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was pretty clearly strike 3.

Why do they only replay the other team’s close calls though?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

A

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

mybad

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That inning was not nice

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't like that inning

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Bummer.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen bought $19k of HGH btwn 02 an 05?

I hadn’t realized. Great pick-up, Giants!

(NY times article)

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

new thread. that inning sucked

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

no mods here

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 28, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

no mods here?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about ...

here?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

there?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

no mods here!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

no mods here!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 28, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ill be a mod

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

kidding.........

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The coup begins!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was just unproductive.

I wouldn’t say that it sucked though.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, it sucked

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

We maintained the lead, it wasn't that sucky.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

only 1400 comments, need 9000 before new thread

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

well that was fast for our top hitters

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

How unusual for Cain to be Cain'd

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

at least he has a RUN!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn’t been Cain’d

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHHHH

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHHHHH

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NO MODS

Jponry has class till 7. 15 more minutes of this folks.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Weeee. She’ll get here in the 9th.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

who goes to class during the world series?

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

not me!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha i just took this entire semester off

giants baseball is that important

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/checks user name… nods….

by coolandtough on Oct 28, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha i understand

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Non-stoners

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

valid point

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not mod quality!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

JPORNY

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Meg Whitman admitting she sucks?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 28, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Republican women give blow jobs? I thought it was just the men…

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIDE STANCE

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes until sarah palin wanted to be president

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure sounds like that doesn’t it?

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 28, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

if i ever see that bitch im gonna want to punch her. she is so fucking annoying

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll hurt yourself on the forehead.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be the truth, so no.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the fact that she’s trying to paint herself as a populist is hilarious.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the fact that she spent a hundred million dollars on the crappiest political campaign in the history of man is hilarious.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that too

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually probably not the worst campaign this season. The Republican candidate for Governor in Colorado is doing so poorly that he’s at risk of getting so few votes that the Republicans will be officially relegated to minor party status in CO.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thus, the end of Dinger!!!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like a girly Mike Huffington!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Meg's husband's gonna turn into a leftwing gossip purveyor?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, but you kind of have to have over-the-top campaigns to win as a Republican in CA. Arnold had one too, he called it Terminator.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

California usually elects Republican governors, actually. One 4 Democrats have been elected governor since the start of the 20th century.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

And most of them were Browns!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the moment though, the voters are heavily Democratic.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The same was true when Pete Wilson and Ahnold were elected.

Gubernatorial races don’t always go along expected partisan lines. Rhode Island, Hawaii, and Connecticut have Republican governors; Oklahoma has a Democrat.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Jinxy graphic is jinxy

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

This guy needs a longer helmet

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Cody!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

yes!

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-0 game. Please. Why is Burrell out of this game.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

cain only needs one run appearently

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOUCHE, UNIVERSE

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

With that last out

Cain has 20 innings of shutout ball in the postseason

by poopinator on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t jinx him now…

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat the Bat is smiling

Too far to run for that one

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL pissed Nolan Ryan

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ATTENTION WORLD:

I might be a moron.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

AT&T'd

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Nolan Ryan looks like a pumpkin.

Did you just boo a baby?

by danklei on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

torres is pissed

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I love you, AT&T Park.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT NATE!

UZR PORN

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

NAATTTTEEE

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

SCHIERTHOLTZ!!!! WAT A RANGE!!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy'd.

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Nolan Ryan always looks angry

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

So far this series, he’s had reason to be angry!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit Nate

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Nathan, how do I love thee? Let me count the outs.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

his brother almost ran my friend over lol

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WHINERS
lonestarball Adam J. Morris
And if a runner gets on base here, C.J., pitching well and at just 90 pitches, will get pulled. I hate N.L. baseball so much.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, he hates the real thing.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking NL baseball

You gotta have skillz and stuff. Lame.

by poopinator on Oct 28, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERES ALWAYS HANDEGG

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LETS JUST PLAY CALVINBALL

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HOW BASEBALL IS ACTUALLY PLAYED

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IT'S BASEBALL

AL IS THE ABOMINATION

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So. hard.to.score.runs.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take their bats out of the damn freezer!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They shouldn’t even be complaining, it wasn’t like they were going to get a runner on anyways amirite.

Hella.

by Snack on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want him to be able to catch, throw, run, and hit?
Preposterous!

by waelwulf on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he means
I hate N.L. baseball so much.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pulling the right strings so far

BORK

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy wuz right!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Defensive replacement

And ashamed to call him Buck thinks he almost dropped thatball

by Hatuxka on Oct 28, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERN-N-N-N-N-NATE!!!!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m worried that Vlad will fuck us tonight pinch hitting.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Start 8th with Cain, Lopez ready for Hamilton then Wilson to finish it.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

nice inning, Matt

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

MAZING!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

*MAGICAL!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

MMMAAAZZZZIIINNNGG!!!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT FUCKING CAIN

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUURRRRRIIIIBBBBBEEEEEEEEEE

by Arrieta828 on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUURIBE

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

MAZING!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL – I noticed that.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, that was awesome.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

Joe Buck: “And he’s winning”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

McCarver said it.

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that it makes any more sense now…

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same principle applies.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe has a goddamn cannon.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

no way Panda makes that play

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

"And he's winning"?

That’s your contribution, McCarver?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of the keys to the game.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mean’s Cain is learning.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAZING!!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Psychological operations command?

Ugh…haaate her voice and tihs version more than usual already.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Psy Ops?

Oh, she ain’t good.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

6 !!

assuming Matt takes care of the 8th, would you use Wilson for the 9th or go CG for Matt?

depending on pitch count, i would say

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson for the 9th

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson, hands down.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson

He buckles down in a 1 run game.

by NHL84 on Oct 28, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

no fucking around, which is why with Matt keeping them in check so well...

im split. he’s at 91 pitches right now, so if you figure 105 by the end 8th, it’s a toss up.

probably wilson, you’re right

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain probably won’t face Hamilton again. He’s up 4th next inning. if someone gets on, then Lopez will. Lopez might even start the 9th if Hamilton is leading off.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry don’t like this version

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

What's with the country theme tonight?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring back Tony Bennett!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked Zooey Deschenel as well

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Irving Berlin designed it to do just that! /psy ops

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet . . .

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

naw 6 at most

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of hard to tell in that outfit.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Rating women like meat.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll have #5, medium rare, with blackbean sauce.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ill give her a 6

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Lone Star Ball guys clearly haven't watched much Giants baseball
OMG. How do they do everything RIGHT!
by iolide on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

and at least one of them apparently isn't even watching this game
They made a defensive replacement in the seventh inning.
Wow, in a 1-0 game.

by Philar on Oct 28, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
 
Situational Coaching!!!! FTW!
“I don’t really like pitchers.” – Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Worked, didn’t it?
Burrell wouldn’t have gotten there

by caknuck on Oct 28, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they’re talking about the first out?

Probably not.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

FYI, Pat Burrell has played 1 game, 7 innings in right field in his career.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giant’s baseball: Doing everything RIGHT!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg is our goat safe? the one with the monkey?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

… i never expected to ever say that.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

PSY OPS

this is an INCEPTION turn off your sound!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

THE WALKING DED

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. This is pretty awful.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my god, this is awful!

by reneved on Oct 28, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

She’s good looking but this version is way too drawn out.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking hell, don't quit your day job, honey.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a fan. She’s really milking it. HOWEVER: WHATEVER

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

91 pitches for each pitcher

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I WANT TONY BENNETT BACK

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Kate Smith is rolling over in her grave right now.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

and clawing at the inside of her casket

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

my ears hurt

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh if we could have just started singing THAT back in 2001 … much better song.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

"And last night, we had karaoke at this really big outdoor place, and I sang and everyone loved me"

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I was there. It was amazing.

by dougsaucy on Oct 28, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is this?

Once again not a country singer wallering away

by Hatuxka on Oct 28, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

NOTE TO ASPIRING SINGERS:

THOU SHALT NOT EMULATE CHRISTINA AGUILERA

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Christina should stop emulating Christina. Such a powerful instrument, such … ugh, nevermind.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did Tim McCarver actually say that people care more about pitch count than who’s winning the game? Because I’m pretty sure I heard him say that.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 28, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I heard him

but I have no idea what he was talking about. It sounded something like this but I’m not sure this was the point he was making.

by paboperfecto on Oct 28, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I though I warned you about listening to them?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we’re trying to jinx the Rangers ‘pen. Give us a singer who’s off-pitch.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Oct 28, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

that song

took nearly as long as the first 7 innings

by AJC3317 on Oct 28, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably been said, BUT

This is Matt Cain saying PAY FUCKING ATTENTION TO ME.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

anyone catch monta go for 46 yesterday?

and he only missed 6 shots. not too shabby mr moped

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck yes

and steph had 25 and 11. and lee had 15 and 14. not gonna lie that was impressive. no defense still but whatever

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Oct 28, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong blog!

Can’t waste space in this mod-free thread with basketball talk.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it safe to turn the audio back on?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Not unless you’re listening to KNBR.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am. but i was referring to GBA

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No . . . foolishness abounds.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It did.

I’ve been LOLing about that for some time now.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That GBA was turrible. Just turrible.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Sir Charles ate 24 chalupas in the time it took her to sing that rendition of GBA.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was good

it was really helped me fine tune my radio delay to get it synced with the picture

by DogtownJ on Oct 28, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Guillen must have not been listening.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

"HGH is not a steroid!!" /baseball think factory

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

steriods are bad

are you listening Jose Guillen?

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 28, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s too busy trying to unpack the crumbling statue metaphor.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOO GRETZKY

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Wayne Gretzky?

He has zero connection to Texas or San Francisco

by DFARowand on Oct 28, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

TMI time: I’ve been watching this game naked. I was naked when it started and I was too superstitious. But now, my neighbor came over. If shit goes south, I know who to blame.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

A gamer would still be naked.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 28, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

if the giants lose you have already taken the blame.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

woops. reply fail

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right. TMI.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your relationship with your neighbor is very different from my relationship with my neighbor.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should’ve stayed naked. WHATEVER COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN THE NECESSARY SACRIFICE.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, could have been awesome.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

South is the naked direction.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, feng shui wisdom.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And here I sit, fully clothed like an idiot.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should always be nekkid in the South. Like “True Blood”.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

why does Gretzky look like dr quinn now?

by Erwheezy on Oct 28, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Get on base, Cody

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain sort looks like

a young Brian Wilson (not the pitcher)

by skitch on Oct 28, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder how many more necklaces Wilson could fit around his neck?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

PROBABLY MORE IF HE WASNT LIMITED BY NL BASEBALL STUPID RULES

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for the truth

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

/too busy staring at his lips

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

agent ross

mission is to get on base!

by Wreckonized on Oct 28, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

NCTPadres Dan Hayes
The wind just started picking up. Flags above the arcade in right field are blowing like crazy toward LF.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf

i literally feel stupider after listening to that rambling by mccarver

by AJC3317 on Oct 28, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugly swing. Way fooled.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the same pitch, Cody

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE THE WALK

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

damn, they fooled him. he was looking FB all the way

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE THE WALK

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a sense

Cody won’t go down looking here

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep making him throw

Let Cain get some rest.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY MY CREEPY OFFICE

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

BE A DOUCHE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I contributed

“Try to live in a city that actually has sidewalks”
and
“Pay TAs a decent wage? Nah, we need that money to tell people how to walk!”

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIT/LIE

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once again, this has legs!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clean and clear.

You got a problem with this?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to credit this with chasing Wilson from the game, you guys.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
DO NOT LOOK LOST

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you work in a prison?

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

very close

English Department.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They put first-year TAs in this dank, stinky basement. After that, we actually get decent offices, although they’re still shared with a few other TAs.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, my future life.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a glamorous one!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, yes.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi Cliff.

My name is Matt Cain. This is what an ace looks like in the postseason.

by poopinator on Oct 28, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

11 pitch AB

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh?

BUCK: “It’s seven o’clock in the West right now. Ten o’clock in the East. That’s us.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s not the Atlantic Ocean out there?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you mean to tell me that isn’t the Verrazano Narrows Bridge?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always wondered what it’s like for the sun to rise over the ocean.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

NIGHTMARE FUEL
hankschulman Henry Schulman
… If Guillen story is true, and I have no reason to doubt it, imagine how this postseason could be different. He might’ve played over Ross

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I try not to think about it.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this is why Guillen’s not on the roster, I just lost a little of that faith Sabean had regained from me.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing

and they even went along with the hurt neck cover

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANKS HGH?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one: http://goo.gl/weob

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

spent 19 grand on HGH

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was ’02 to ’05. He apparently had stuff delivered to his wife in the Bay Area this season.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap!

I’m out of the loop. Amazing.

by Monkeyking42 on Oct 28, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was bad enough that the Giants insisted on starting him over Ross in the regular season. Hell, that was infuriating. The idea of Guillen playing over Ross in the postseason (even without hindsight)… even worse.

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Attaboy, Cody!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP ROSS!!!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Fantastic A-B, Ross!

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE AB CODY!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell of an AB.

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody Ross is outstanding!

by cubesonice on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Great AB

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY

WALK WITH ME

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY ROSS

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

It's a good AB even though

he could have walked after 5 pitches. Got the PC up there.

by NHL84 on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Great AB

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Oct 28, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

he did lol

he amde him throw like 5 curveballs in a row

by Wreckonized on Oct 28, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

rough sex?

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too straight edge

8

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit the Road Jack

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

what is the difference between Tim McCarver and your neighbor's lawnmower on sunday am?

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

It's more pleasant to get your hand stuck in the lawnmower?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clarity of expression.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

one doesn’t ramble on and on like a drunken mental patient?

by AJC3317 on Oct 28, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lois prefers to ride the latter?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

both could use some sort of noise muffler

"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162

by duckcalldan on Oct 28, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now THIS . . .

is Giants baseball.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Creamy Texas bullpen time.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Mmm with nougat in the middle!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go on…

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're terrible!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not good at fleshing out the ideas.

This is more “up your alley”

CWUTIDIDTHER?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ay dios mio.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

These nice Suthen boys can be all so nasty!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s why we’re alluring.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love seeing Darren Oliver

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

LAME…LAME…LAME

I bet he has that on his fingers all the time when he pitches.

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably not. bullpen just needed more time to get warm

by NateEveryday on Oct 28, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blister? Bummer.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

That's not cool man.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

After all the coke jokes, either you’re picking an interesting time to take a stand or I’m a chasm’d idiot.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a bad time to be straight edge

No painkillers or helpful drugs for you CJ

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

You know, the great thing about Californians is how tolerant they are of other lifestyle choices.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Straight guys.

They’ll find a reason for anything.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff can definitely get on Oliver.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

What will Burrell think?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HERPEs!

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

INSURANCE RUNS PLEASE!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

How bad would he have been without PEDs?

by poopinator on Oct 28, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably as bad as he has been

He last got them in 2005 according to the report

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

apparently there was some stuff delivered this year.

LOL US

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. Awesome pick-up.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson pitched a great game.

Whoever said it up thread — don’t want to see this guy again.

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

He did. Hopefully not great enough.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

well wilson, you pitched a great game. good job, but our guy is better

by cubesonice on Oct 28, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan
The World Series curtain backdrop in the broadcast booth is actually CC Sabathia’s shower towel

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Also the song that is most commonly mistitled

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 28, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did it on purpose, expected more WTF DUDE U R SO DUMB.

Hella.

by Snack on Oct 28, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was intentionally vague because I feared the chasm

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

TNT

LETS GET SOME FUCKING INSURANCE

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

wilson pitched great. blisters are no fun

by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 28, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

MURRAY SMASH!
JaymeeSireCSN Jaymee Sire
Haha…NICE! RT @DevonFoxCSN This guy knows how to dress! #sfgiants #sjsharks #orangeoctober http://yfrog.com/712nfwj

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he did it because Treanor is such a good catcher.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIDP coming

/reverse jinx

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Blister?

Matt Cain laughs at your pussification

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey gays

Just wanna say, I would like for this team to score more runs.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 28, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Where in the world have you been?

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t know?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cal Poly?

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’ve been around. Just busy.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I dunno. Maybe.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Productive out

It’s ok.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

productive!!!!..?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LSB is pissed at Oliver being in, meaning he will dominate the Giants

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive outs

That’s what they look like texas

by poopinator on Oct 28, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

productive out. I guess, I’ll take it.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhh

Productive I guess.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Turned out to be very productive!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

RIBE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

URIBE

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUU

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAYYYYYYY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe will kill one here, my prediction

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Close, but it’ll work!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLOSE ENOUGH!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YES!!!!!!

URIBE!!!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

z

YES! YES! YES!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

RIIIIIIIIBE

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAYYYYYYYYY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIIIIIIIIIIIBE

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAYYYYYYYYYY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBE!!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIIIIIIBE

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIIIIIIIBE

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Holy Shit!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES RUNS

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

/vomits

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

RIBEYE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMAAAZZZIIIINNNGGG

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

2 WHOLE RUNS MATT CAN YOU STAND IT???

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

This . . .

is Giants baseball.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

URBI

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

2-0 BABY

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

RIBE!

8

by Rishi on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIBBBBBEEEE!!!!!

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibbeeeeee

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

THERE CAN ONLY BE JUAN!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/burn more incense for the god of baseball

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit!!

Matt Cain has more than one run for support!!!!!!!

"Then I didn’t know what to do. So I ran in and punched Wilson as hard as I could."-Aubrey Huff
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert

by GreatAetherFTW on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain has two runs, now he’s completely unstoppable.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

RRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIBEEEE

by dougsaucy on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

RRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIBEEEE

by dougsaucy on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

REEBAY!

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO RUNS

IT’S LIKE FUCKING CHRISTMAS

by pallas on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

REEBAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Please new thread...

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a new one if y'all want it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not yet.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You rock, rock

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, we want it.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT YET!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT BASERUNNING, TOO!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Miller "Fists it"

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Mang keep helping ting wing gaing and making our drings cong tru!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Eric Karros?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phantom music cue

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone grab the smelling salts

Matt Cain just passed out in the dug out.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

He landed on his hair, so he’s OK.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IRL

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Experience

That’s what this one has come down to.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Dead bird

died a hero

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit another dinner Rent!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DINNER

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meme's have to form on their own

Can’t call em out

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Oct 28, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess Matt bought a Rolex for everyone yesterday

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

New thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/10/28/1781001/beat-texlas-ws-game-2-edition-thread-3

Sorry you guys.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Rent

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

NEED MORE!

Won’t get it from Rent

by Hatuxka on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Mistake by Bengie not to call TWO on that cutoff

or maybe there was too much noise to be heard, but they should have gotten Uribe at second

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

id be so pissed at rent for dropping it if he hadn’t hit the HR

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Mccovey Chronicles

Just want to say you have a lot of support from PSA. I’m sorry to say I haven’t seen a live pitch on my T.V. because my television carrier decided to piss off FOX. Anyways Congrats on making the World Series, and hopefully a title.

BTW Brian Wilson’s Bear FTW.

***FREE Free Bradshaw***
"Should I be who you want me to be?" - LeBron James
The Bronx Is Blogging

by Jeterian 2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

And a Machine

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast

by DocOne on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ranger fans are upset. Pussies.

Even banned me :D They can’t handle the truth.
  :))

by Mindless on Oct 28, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

They banned me last series.

Said Yankee fans were dumb so I naturally had the NYer in my respond.

***FREE Free Bradshaw***
"Should I be who you want me to be?" - LeBron James
The Bronx Is Blogging

by Jeterian 2 on Oct 28, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

New slogan: Giants baseball: a walk in the park

Giants baseball, Niners football, Warriors basketball, Sharks postseason hockey: TORTURE.

by 1rabidwarriorsfan on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

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