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Pre-game preview: C.J. Wilson

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W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - C.J. Wilson 15-8 33 33 3 0 0 0 204.0 161 83 76 10 93 170 3.35 1.25

I was going to write a big feature post on C.J. Wilson that highlighted his similarities to Jonathan Sanchez -- same walk rate, same unsustainably low hit totals -- but a pair of miracle tickets made their way to me. So now I'm scrambling to get out of work, get my kid into a kennel, and get on a train. Instead, I'll just leave you with the following statistics for Wilson and Sanchez, adjusted for the different leagues. Enjoy!

Star-divide


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - Jonathan Sanchez - AL Translated Stats
1-19 34 33 0 0 0 0 193.1 242 174 166 51 196 85 7.36 2.27


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - C.J. Wilson - NL Translated Stats 22-2 33 33 13 0 0 0 264.0 101 33 26 -1 37 370 0.89 0.52

 

 

The main differences are, of course:

  • Of Sanchez's 205 strikeouts, 200 of them came when he was facing a pitcher. Look it up.
  • Sanchez pitched in the NL West, which didn't have hitters parks like Safeco or Oakland.
  • The National League has teams like the Pirates and Nationals; the American League is completely devoid of bad teams.

So while it might seem like Wilson is comparable to Sanchez -- that is, a talented, if erratic, pitcher who had a good season -- don't be fooled. The American League factor is really something to worry about with every pitcher, both on our side and theirs.

Now if you'll excuse me...

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a pair of miracle tickets made their way to me

Congrats! Have fun!

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just going to type exactly what you did so uh… x2! Or something…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to type “Screw you, Grant. I’ve been waiting my whole life for tickets to a WS game, but unless I’m willing to use my family’s vacation fund, I don’t get to go. So I hope you choke on your garlic fries.” Or something like that.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you enter your e-mail into the lottery?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. =(

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nuts. That sucks.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enjoy it Grant! You earned it!

by cubesonice on Oct 28, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Grant deserves it.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they lose, we’ll all know who to blame.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and its not long before they come out of the woodwork

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have a long proud tradition here of blaming Grant for everything that goes wrong.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know.

pre-series batter to watch always comes true

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

But we only do that because it’s all his fault.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 28, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

Katy Perry is annoying

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 28, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is also called the Don Draper Syndrome.

This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.

by killblue on Oct 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don doesn’t really strike me as someone who particularly likes his life.

by Cookyman on Oct 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of people who watch it on TV like his life though.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry – they usually throw some kibble into the kennel. At least, I do when I put my kids in one.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snausages?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if they behave and don’t soil their crate.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put down some newspapers and they’ll be fine.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, don’t want to spoil them

by kimmyg on Oct 28, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCORPIONS.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 28, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCORPION PIE!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCORPION CAKE!

I’m just kidding, pie is clearly superior, even in scorpion form.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of change

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you taking a big ass goofy sign?

Wave at the TV camera! We’ll be watching!

by MGuzzy on Oct 28, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Sign?

READ MY BLOG!

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 28, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

FONTENOT

      3:16

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 28, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't see it on TV

Obviously, but “Go Buck yourself McCarver” was awesome, you should flood the stadium with those signs.

"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja

by Giant Torture on Oct 28, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I particularly enjoyed “Hey Joe, shut the Buck up.”

by younghutch on Oct 28, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classy!

"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja

by Giant Torture on Oct 28, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really think there needs to be a “BUCK YOU SUCK” chant, or something similar going on in the club level.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

they were basically apologizing for being the announcers last night. they know how much everyone hates them.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Need a Win Now! sign!

It would blow minds!

Once I adopted Tim Flannery. I've since left him outside a fire station.

by pme on Oct 28, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see that CJ Wilson pitching in NL....

gives him the power to actually suck back in a HR during the season.

by paull80 on Oct 28, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

In case anyone is wondering, the average OPS of the hitters that Wilson faced is about 10 points higher than Sanchez. Not a huge difference.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Oct 28, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t mean the OPS that Wilson allowed, I mean the hitters he faced were on average about as good as the ones that Sanchez faced.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Oct 28, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

How’d you calculate that?

by Cookyman on Oct 28, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean

You can’t just look at their line, because they faced AL pitchers.

by Cookyman on Oct 28, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah right, like Jonathan Sanchez would have won a game in the American League.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 28, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Interleague games?

by paull80 on Oct 28, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He won one against Boston, but the game clearly turned when he struck out Wakefield.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 28, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would've been tough

What with no pitchers to strike out, but he might’ve gotten lucky when they played their interleague schedule.

"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja

by Giant Torture on Oct 28, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

CJ Wilson is ridiculously good looking. But not nearly as handsome as Busterfreakingp.

by kimmyg on Oct 28, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the angle of your argument.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cogent!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot

C.J. Wilson—unlike Matt Cain—knows how to WIN.

"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja

by Giant Torture on Oct 28, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

So you’re saying Matt Cain is facing Jonathan Sanchez tonight?

/mind blown

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you saying he would have a Cy Young in the NL?

by Natto on Oct 28, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Wouldn't all American League Pitchers?

"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja

by Giant Torture on Oct 28, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joba Chamberlain comes to mind

He wouuld DEFINATELY win the Cy Young if he pitched in the NL.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 28, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does this mean that the way to knock C.J. Wilson out of the game

is to toss a ball back to him after he hits you with the pitch?

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if he will mouth “puta” or translate that into English

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 28, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHASE UTLEY FLIES IN FROM PHILADELPHIA TO MEDIATE SOLUTION

Infielder Calls for Timetable in Peace Negotiations

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAITWAITWAITWAIT

Doesn’t Grant have a terrible record attending games this season?

Grant! Don’t go! Save the team first!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously?

If this is the case someone needs to take Grant out!

"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja

by Giant Torture on Oct 28, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's been taken out

WITH THE CROWD!

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone buys him peanuts and crackerjack...

…then God help us all.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 28, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DONT CARE IF HE EVER GETS BACK!

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Oct 28, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC'D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 28, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was there nlds game one.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Oct 28, 2010 1:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I swear I saw him at NLCS game two.

And I made double sure to locate Fontenot after the fact.

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And after you located Fontenot did you look for colemk?

by kimmyg on Oct 28, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t there. I’m not going to bring up my postseason record because I don’t want to jinx anything, but it’s far different from my regular season record.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 28, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot good that did for Cliff Lee

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE CURSE OF GRANT!!

by kimmyg on Oct 28, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pom poms got a win last night

Maybe things are turning around.

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 28, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I refused to take one.

It’s the only logical explanation why.

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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did we, so did some other people we came in the gate with.
The other explanation is Eddy Grant.
Somebody else who is going to the game tonight find the Eddie Grant plaque as you enter through the O’Doul Gate. Maybe Grant and Grant will cancel each other out.

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I refused mine

and told everyone around me to refuse theirs.

A rangers fan promptly took one.

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Cain was going to get a single run for him tonight anyway!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

we play in the national league

our players automatically suck. ask any al fan. we cannot compete.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 28, 2010 1:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

get my kid into a kennel

/calls Child Protective Services

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm.. 3 girls. can of corn’s daughters and Grant’s daughter???

by kimmyg on Oct 28, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was the childcare department at the last meetup

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Oct 28, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s terrible.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick....

Anybody got any coke?

"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja

by Giant Torture on Oct 28, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Regular, Diet, or Black?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zero

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Oct 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 28, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rats! There goes our Game 2 motto

Hit it to Vlad!

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Oct 28, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

His bat is in the lineup

AND IT WILL NOT BE COMING OUT.

Unless it does. Then, yeah. It totally will.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 28, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was afraid that would happen

Wish Vlad had saved his errors for a night we needed them. If he had been just a tiny bit better Wash wouldn’t have been shamed into benching him.

by tomemos on Oct 28, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it too late?

For Texas to acquire Brooks Conrad?

"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja

by Giant Torture on Oct 28, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That picture of (our) wilson

Looks like a perfect action figure.

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 28, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

What does “C.J.” stand for, anyway? Or is he one of those A.C. Green-like freaks, where the letters aren’t initials for anything.

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Christopher John. And I think he hates it when people call him that. Do I hear a “What’s the matter with Christopher?” chant coming up?

by kimmyg on Oct 28, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christopher John Wilson it is.

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s too bad. I think it’s a very nice name.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It stands for Qonly Vonly

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 28, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

quick site etiquette question

been here two years and I don’t really know this…. animated gifs are ok, when?

by furikawari on Oct 28, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Include a subject line and you’re golden. Also it’d be nice if it weren’t a 50MB download.

by Natto on Oct 28, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Natto, I’ll keep the size down ;)

by furikawari on Oct 28, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

and if you forget that subject line, well, then theres a beating to be had

/punches fist in palm of hand repeatedly

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those stats are so wrong

Sanchez would have blown at least 10 saves in the AL.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 28, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

DNW

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Step one: I'm a noob and an old man and have bad info, but

am I the only one who will feel better when we get word that GiantPain’s plane made it there on time?

by Bill Palmer on Oct 28, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That would really suck for GiantPain – I hope the plane gets there.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I normally don't like the Tonight Show

But the part with Freddy was funny.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BW part was funny too. “What year did you graduate?” “199…” “WHOOPSIES!”

by kimmyg on Oct 28, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

“so what, your like 11?”

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 28, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

no 10.

/snarky buster

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

too lazy to mirror this

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good ol’ TV’s Uncle Freddy.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not creepy AT ALL

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLLL That was hilarious.

by Unitard on Oct 28, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm looking at Wilson's real stats

and I’m shocked he"s only given up 10 homeruns

by NateEveryday on Oct 28, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Guess how many Matt Cain’s give up?

-10

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 28, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait.

Grant will be at the game. Can this possibly be good for our team. Any math times have the data at hand and can share. I’m worried that this might warp the space-time thingee.

Lefty

by Lefty-is-crafty on Oct 28, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like to see advanced metric split on Grant’s attendance vs. team performance PRONTO

"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

by techsig12 on Oct 28, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll be dividing by zero all night so the balance should be maintained.

by younghutch on Oct 28, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T JINX US FRISBEE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 28, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Too late

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad Vlad isn't out there to be honest.
Aubrey Huff is finding his comfort level, too. He had 10 postseason hits against the Braves and Phillies, all singles. He got his first extra-base hit of the postseason – a double off Lee in the second inning.

Put a Vlad asterisk next to that one, though. A lot of right fielders hold Huff to a single on that ball to right field. But the Rangers outfield defense was a serious liability.

It was sad to watch Vlad Guerrero stumble and bumble. I’d imagine it’s how onlookers felt during the 1973 World Series, when Willie Mays couldn’t get to balls in center field for the New York Mets.

Guerrero is a proud man, and on a few tight camera shots, he looked like he was barely holding his emotions together. It’s hard to watch someone come to terms with their inadequacy. It’s hard to watch brilliance erode.

Always like the guy and this made me sad

by DFARowand on Oct 28, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

i was actually very sad to see that happen to him. always one of my favorites, and i am convinced we would have won a world series if we got him instead of the angels. i couldnt believe how terrible he looked. i thought he was going to swallow his glove. he was obviously shaken by it too.

by projectmayhem713 on Oct 28, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

if we got him instead of the angels

But he chose not to play with us, which is exactly why he’s clueless out there. He brought it upon his fool self.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is kinda sad, though i was laughing at the time.

he really did look like he was barely keeping to together out there after Rents triple or the triple bobble of Freddys double. yes, double. should have been scored that way

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was brutal

But i cannot feel sorry for a World Series opponent under any circumstances, unless they get injured.

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

its not that i think any of us feel sorry for him, but more, just sad watching a once-great OFer and hitter see that he doesn’t have what it takes any longer to field. like they said, he’s a proud man.

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

It’s not sad to me though, cause it’s against the Giants.

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

theres a difference between feeling sorry for an opponent, and feeling sad for a guy who is finding out on the biggest stage he just can’t hack it in the field any longer.

i feel sad for him on a personal level (not a whole lot so, but still), but not sorry for him. he’s still a rich athlete

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

but it was pretty obvious, Washington took the gamble, it’s just like BLB at the late stage of his career.

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

They really should have hid Vlad in LF. It’s less spacious and has cleaner bounces off the walls. Playing him in RF at AT&T was asking for trouble.

by sycasey on Oct 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup.

that’s my thoughts exactly. This Murphy dude in there tonight still has like 18 HR’s on the year, so i don’t think they are going to lose too much offense. Plus Bad Vlad off the bench is scary as shit if he goes against RamRam/Casilla/Mota or anyone for that matter.

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

guarantee you we don’t see RamRam or Mota for awhile.

Casilla has emerged as a top reliever behind the usual guys. I trust Casilla in big spots if we don’t have Romo, Lopez, Willy available.

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla scares the crap out of me.

Giving up that double or triple to Rollins in philly, and then the big double in the 4th to Philly at home, it just seems like he can’t not give up a big hit.

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

outside of that, he’s done very well.

he doesnt do well when brought into high pressure situations. gotta give him a clean inning most of the time, but he is reliable.

in PHI, that was a good pitch that Rollins hit. in Game 5 PHI, he hung a slider to Polanco. He hasn’t been terrible

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's the matter with Willie?

I saw him quadruple-clutch when throwing out the ball before the NLCS, but I didn’t know if there was something else wrong with him.

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t he just have some majorish back surgery over the summer?

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry

Willie Mac’s walker I’ve seen, Willie Mays’ absence I am asking about.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renel said he came down with an illness.

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by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That worried me, too. What kind of “under the weather” could it take to keep him away from this?

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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, though maybe it was an illness AND the threat of rain? I know… but maybe they just didn’t want to risk it.

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

At Willie's age

no chances should be taken.

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by Rolfyboy on Oct 28, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

that will be a very, very sad day, that i hope we dont see for many, many years

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne" - Wilson
"I want to hug Uribe. I want to hug Posey. I want to hug everyone." - Torres
"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff

by Heshan on Oct 28, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

...NEVER...uh.... IN DOUBT?

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 28, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain learning how to win

By cheating to get ahead?

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by Heshan on Oct 28, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE'S A WITCH

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by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT NOW! STOP JINXING US!! STOP TROLLING!!!

wait…

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

FANGRAPHS CAN SEE THE FUTURE!!!

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last night was my first time at AT&T

Going again tonite. Ready to be 2-0.

You’re welcome.

by and0 on Oct 28, 2010 1:58 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Thank you

Of course if they lose, I will blame you….and Grant, but mostly you.

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by Giant Torture on Oct 28, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good man

So we’re back to a toss up then.

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by Giant Torture on Oct 28, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

sanchez got his first double while i was in the restroom. since i am convinced i have never actually seen a sanchez hit, i went to the bathroom every time he came up. i will do the same tonight…

youre welcome also.

by projectmayhem713 on Oct 28, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny

I was in the bathroom during Sanchez go ahead RBI double. Rich Aurilla was on there too. Any way we can convince him to go during Sanchez at bats?

by and0 on Oct 28, 2010 2:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I went to the bathroom

everytime the Rangers loaded the bases. Worked out pretty good.

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wait until the World Series comes to go to a Giant’s game!?

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by Soulbrother16 on Oct 28, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m off to the yard. I for one am doing the exact same things I did yesterday. Including this stoopid post.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 28, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Have fun

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have fun

Oh, and I hate you!

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by Giant Torture on Oct 28, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

…because I’ve been wearing the same socks for a week I hope.

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by bgunn on Oct 28, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

That’s somewhat endearing.

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by Giant Torture on Oct 28, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have a great time, bgunn! Gee, it seems like I’m always saying that to you.

/jealous

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 28, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant- You are welcome to stash your child in my office.

I gave some consideration to sticking my two girls in here with an endless loop of movies, a bucket for them to pee in, a bottle of water, and some chips or something to eat…. here is the view- just moved in yesterday.

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by capn on Oct 28, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

that's awesome

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 28, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dog Patcher!

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by bgunn on Oct 28, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s where we park our car! In the UCSF garage at Mission Bay $20!!!! But don’t tell anyone! There’s another garage across the street that is only $10, but they apparently close at 1130 so ya takes yur chances I guess.

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes it is a good deal and pretty well kept secret…. my building is one of the new ones north of the garage

by capn on Oct 28, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were impressed that they hadn’t jacked up the prices because of the World Serious… we were thinking of taking the money we saved and sending it to UCSF medical something or other as a donation.

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be very nice. I know the people who run the parking operation very well. They have been incredibly helpful to me and are genuninely nice. I will pass along your kind words.

by capn on Oct 28, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to work there! Except on the other side of Genentech Hall/QB3. I remember some nice after-work walks to the ballpark. Ah, the good ol’ days.

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by neurofarm on Oct 28, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is pretty sweet! come back and say hi…

by capn on Oct 28, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome view.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going to the game as well - let the good times roll.

same hat, different t-shirt. same diet.

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by Aadik on Oct 28, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Josh Hamilton!

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by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad we’re not going again tonight. I’m soooo tired…. geeez I’d probably kill someone. Please take my place in doing your due diligence to remove all beach balls from play. TYVM

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Where did you sit?

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by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

VR uh 327? Something like that.

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

My dad forgot his priorities and took my mom to the game last night. He should have taken me!

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by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am tired too, but i feel like i can’t complain so onward…

by capn on Oct 28, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m exhausted. When I walked into the office this morning my boss asked if I was hungover. I told him no and that I didn’t even have anything to drink last night. I don’ think he believed me.

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by j14 on Oct 28, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry I didn’t come over to say “hi” last night when the Mr. did, but I wasn’t feeling too well. I think I’m developing a baseball related ulcer or something.

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No worries, I was out of it myself. I think this World Series business is so overwhelming that it has put most of us into a fog.

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by j14 on Oct 28, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I <3 Sarcasm

Giants: be patient, don’t swing at crap, and hit mistakes like you did in game 1.

I am going tonight as well and will be walking over from my office in just a few minutes! Soooo excited….

by D-T on Oct 28, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Luckyyyyy

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by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Does CJ Wilson have any cool nicknames like J. Sanchez?

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by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I hear he likes being called Christopher John.

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Chrissy John

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

"CJ"

Wikipedia:

Wilson is a devoted Taoist and also adheres to a “Straight Edge” way of life (in which one abstains from alcohol, illegal drugs, and promiscuous sex in order to maintain a healthy and poison-free body). As a sign of his choice and pride of being Straight Edge, Wilson has the words “Straight Edge” tattooed along the length of his torso, Japanese characters on his shoulder that read “Poison Free” and “XXX” stitched on his blue glove as a straight edge symbol.

Wilson races race cars in his free time, and has mentioned he aims to be a professional racer after his baseball career, he also is highly interested in cars, having a collection of Porsches.

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by Rolfyboy on Oct 28, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Joe Buck takes notes

so he and McCarver can discuss during Giants’ rally

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by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck "Straight Edge"

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by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

fuck "you"

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by delorean on Oct 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should retire right now and pursue his dream.

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by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like

TIME TO MASTERBATE.

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by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Japanese characters on his shoulder that read "Poison Free"

that’s what he thought they meant. It probably actually reads “I am a hooker with crabs.”

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/CLAW

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by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shrugs

I like the guy. Haters gonna hate.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like him too. I just don’t want him or his team to win tonight. But I think he’s very likable.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 28, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I totally agree. But this subthread wasn’t about him winning. It was holding him up for ridicule because the guy doesn’t drink or sleep around. Neither do I. And frankly, I don’t find anything wrong with that. Hence the “haters…” line.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s made of awesome, personality wise.

I hope he sucks at baseball tonight, though.

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by kdl on Oct 28, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither do I

How you doin’?

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, someone had to take over where Lars and I left off, I suppose.

;)

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by kdl on Oct 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forgive me. I don’t get it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that’s right, you never liked Friends. It’s Joey’s sleazy and irresistable magic come-on.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aha. Well, your wiles won’t work around here, mister. Because I play Scrabble with Josh Hamilton.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He says no, but I maintain there’s no such thing as a “kwygibo.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so close to the word meaning “A big, dumb, balding North American ape” too! So close!

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by groug on Oct 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

How very MonsterQuest!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. As long as he’s not trying to tell me what to do in terms of drinking, etc., I think he’d be a pretty cool dude to hang out with. I’m sure he’s not a wet blanket, I’m sure he’s down to go out and have a good time, he just doesn’t want to drink or do drugs while doing so. What’s so bad about that?

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You drink too much!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I’m Catholic. And German. And a huge part of my family comes from Louisiana.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 28, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I respect Wilson if that’s how he choose to live. I think people may be reacting to the moral superiority that some, not all, straight edge folks bring with them. I don’t know anything about Wilson, so I can’t say anything either way.

I do support the general enthusiasm for him sucking tonight though. Or hell, being good but giving up runs anyway.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

aha!

So, that’s what those characters mean.

XXX? I’m not buying that explanation, though.

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 28, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he’s on record as saying he’s not in to promiscuous sex, so I wouldn’t be surprised if that answer, though boring, was accurate.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 28, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about non-promiscuous sex?

Like if a woman were to run up to him and say: “I HAVE TO CONCEIVE IN 24 HOURS OR A BOMB WILL EXPLODE KILLING THOUSANDS.”
That is sex with a meaning, but it is still random I guess.
What does he do then?

It’s probably best to just ignore me.

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by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably best to just ignore me.

Done.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

the X has been a symbol of straight edge since its inception in DC in the early 80s. it got a little more militant in the late ‘80s and ’90s, and dudes starting using three X’s, i guess to show they were really straight edge? Anyway, it definitely means what he says it means.

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by delorean on Oct 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

DC?

Thought it was started at Bottom of the Hill in Potrero Hill marking you with X’s if you’re under 21 at shows.

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i might be succumbing to 'chasm here...

but no, it started in DC for the same reason. The Georgetown kids, including Ian Mackaye and Henry Rollins, adopted the underage “X” as a proud symbol of straight edge.

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by delorean on Oct 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

I seriously thought it started here in SF at B.O.T.H.

Hmm…Interesting though.

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty interesting

if you wanted to read up on it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_edge

I won’t get my feeling hurt if you don’t. ;)

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by delorean on Oct 28, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Define promiscuous

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 28, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=promiscuous

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by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey I’m a straight edge too! Though, not by choice.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 28, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is "straight edge" the opposite of...

TILT
DANGLE
REACH
?

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by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa wait what happened? and who is accusing Wilson of scuffing the ball?

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, this is a random internet pic

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok, i just noticed the euro plates on it anyhow.

i thought there was some allegations i hadnt heard of. some people were alleging that Cliff Lee has pine tar (to give the ball more movement) on the inside bill of his hat and covers it with the dirt that you always see on the hat.

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats obviously a European car

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by GloomyGoose on Oct 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, enjoy the game tonight lads (and lasses).

Heading out, then watching game on a massive ass 60 inch HDTV at a mates house. He’s a Rangers fan. So, this should end well one way or the other. Maybe.

by Voxx on Oct 28, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

my Thursday class goes until 7 PM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Who will be modding it up tonight?

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by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have to go?

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever, it’ll be like the third inning when class ends.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure glad I don’t have to go to school anymore.

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a class from exactly 5 to 8 PM on Thursdays. Actually, the distraction is probably the better for my psyche.

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching MLB Network...

I had no idea that Chris Berman walked with a pimp cane.

So i guess, not only is his act tired, so are his legs…

by iHateBochy on Oct 28, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Starbuck?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

kdl is Katee Sackhoff! Yay!

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHE"S THE MESSENGER

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice guy and I wish him the best, just not today.

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by j14 on Oct 28, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should have bit his left hand.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you know I didn’t?

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by kdl on Oct 28, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

hawt.

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by j14 on Oct 28, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/takes off glasses

MY GOD

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by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah. He looks exactly like one of my teachers from my junior year of high school. Weird.

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by goGSW24 on Oct 28, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawt

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by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So we've dropped 9 of our last 10 Game Twos

And now Grant is going.

We’re fooked.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 28, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

The home team has won the last 10 WS game 2s
The AL team has won the last 8 WS game 2s

Something has to give. One of these 2 streaks ends tonight…

by BSJ on Oct 28, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a slightly misleading stat

Since the AL won 13 ASG in a row before this year, and they’ve had home-field advantage in the World Series as long as the “this time it counts!” rule was implemented. So, most of the last few years the AL team has been the home team for Game 2.

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by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are both pretty much the same stat.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s true… I just found it interesting that the only one I’m hearing in the media is the AL one. Although I suspect the home side of the stat is probably the more significant one.

In the last 30 WS game 2s, the home team is 22-8.

by BSJ on Oct 28, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one Game Two win

2002 NLCS in St Louis.

Batter that made the last out: Edgar Renteria

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 28, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP’!

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 29, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I replied asking him to explain, but have seen nothing.
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Don’t buy hype on Bonds wanting 2 be Giants’ hitting coach. Not true. Our Cam Inman played it right. Bonds has no interest in full-time gig.

Anyone get it?

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by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I assume he means that Bonds is posturing to not put-off the only fans that cheer him wildly.

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by deuce deuce on Oct 28, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he wouldn’t want to travel with the team.

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he just wants to work with players in the offseason—not have to suit up for 162 games, which I think he’s had enough of since he played into his forties.

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by techsig12 on Oct 28, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think he should just be designing the entire program, but someone else (prehaps BamBam) is given daily control over the hitting

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

but for the Giants to hire him in any form, he’s gonna have to come straight with the steriod issues… which is tough because he is already facing perjury

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs hates Bonds.

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by satyricrash on Oct 28, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone deserves it, you do Mr. Frisbee.

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by ResDog on Oct 28, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Off to the yard, play nice kids.

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by j14 on Oct 28, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

/shift-A

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

If it makes you feel any better I was chopped for like 45 minutes.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LOL

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by goGSW24 on Oct 28, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll do the reverse jinx now before I forget

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by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

/tears

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by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 28, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rips

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by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

you guys screwed it up. ill do it in the GDT.

ive gotten us this far with it

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So baked...

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by goGSW24 on Oct 28, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks more like Lincecum stroke gif.

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by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

BARRY ZUCKERCORN'D

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by satyricrash on Oct 28, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s very good.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa. Jupiter is so bright right now guys.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs a Chaco Taco.

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by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the Anasazi!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! I noticed that on one of the TVs and knew it’d be a McCoven gif before long.

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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang it...it made me sentimental over a game...

I really want the Giants to win the WS…I really do

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 28, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just hope Cain doesn't dig himself a hole like Lincecum did last night.

That was terrible.

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
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by Mini Hulk on Oct 28, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

The way things are going...

Because everything has been going pretty much the exact opposite of what we’ve expected, I am now expecting Cain to get knocked around but inexplicably not get the loss due to ample run support.

But now that I’m expecting that… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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by GiantBrass on Oct 28, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay

sl

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 28, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's something about being an asshole about some random person

who you’ve probably never met or talked to and who hardly signed up to be accidentally photographed that just seems… asshole-ish, I guess.

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what she gets for standing there!

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by groug on Oct 28, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa... take it easy

Just a little lighthearted humor. Sorry if I struck a chord. I’ll try to keep my future posts non-offensive.

by iHateBochy on Oct 28, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

As someone with a thyroid / Kaiser problem I agree.

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for your “effort”.

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

everyone seriously needs to re-evaluate what they say around here. i dont know if it’s noobs or what, but theres alot of, how shall i say, offensive posting lately

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a stupid post coming from an obviously stupid and ugly person

Don’t mind my light-hearted humor. I’m just messin’ wit’ ya.

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by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shift A

has the article revealing Pat Burrell to be the machine already been discussed?

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 28, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

nevermind

just saw the fanshot

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 28, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/girl moment

OMG NATE IS SO CUTE!

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by kdl on Oct 28, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

then he takes off his hat

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 28, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

I didn’t even really mean looks, though he did look rather attractive in that video.

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by kdl on Oct 28, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I take for granted that the Giants have attractive guys of all stripes. I like Nate on one level, Travis on another, Posey on yet another and for the love of God I even thought Cody was sorta cute the other day.

This postseason stuff is stressful.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like trying to pick a favorite. It’s totally impossible.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?

by kdl on Oct 28, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I explained to someone the other day that I don’t really have one “favorite player” on the Giants because that’s like picking your favorite child. They gave me a funny look but I think that’s a fair assessment.

/doesn’t have children

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 28, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off-topic, but I wanted you to know I’m almost done with your commissioned smut.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

PR: YOU DISGUSTING SMUT-PEDDLER

/reads the entire thing, bookmarks it

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I think you’ll enjoy it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I get it. I told someone that I feel a bond with all of them. She stopped eating the Giants themed cupcakes I keep bringing to work.

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by kdl on Oct 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pssh, whatever. That just means more cupcakes for the real fans.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does…does that mean there are extra cupcakes?

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by groug on Oct 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

For you? Always. :)

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by kdl on Oct 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m there.

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by groug on Oct 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a straight man, and I love Cody Ross!!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loved that video

They’re all awesome with it. “All he wants is sugar.” /scrams

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying it all ends with tentacles?

I shouldn’t be surprised.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 28, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

“All he wants is sugar”

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"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

"All he wants is sugar."-Huff

Classic

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty nice video on Twitter
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by GloomyGoose on Oct 28, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Asked at his locker after Game 1 what he expects from the Giants starter [Cain], Josh Hamilton shrugged, “To be honest, I haven’t got a clue. I’m looking forward to getting back here early and watching some video.”

This seems odd.

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 28, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s probably good enough to step into the box and just hit.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 28, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many strikeouts for Dirty in the AL, IMO.

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by DrDC on Oct 28, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

you have to factor in interleague play

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

This is why the rest of the country thinks we are all pot heads.

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by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol comments section

Larry Brown says:
October 27, 2010 at 9:03 pm
Figured they wouldn’t have to worry about given much out with the way the Giants offense is, but I was wrong. Everyone is probably stoned in the bay now.

Madeline says:
October 28, 2010 at 11:27 am
They play on grass; let them smoke it.

Jimmy says:
October 28, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Let timmysmoke.com

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by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s even being pushed by people like Ann Killion who is from here.

I’m so over it. I have asthma — I stay as far away from pot and pot smokers as I can.

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by kdl on Oct 28, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Killion is a sell-out who is from the Mercery News or Sac Bee IIRC, who went with to national media and ragged on the area. Fuck her

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to say, I have many reasons for wanting pot to be legalized – tax revenue, unfair sentencing in drug crimes, lack of significant difference between the bad effects of weed vs. the bad effects of alcohol, it’s just plain fun, etc. – but I really hope that if passed all the same smoking restrictions attached to cigarettes and tobacco apply to weed as well. I have a hard time breathing around tobacco smoke, so I’m all for greater regulations of smoke – any kind of smoke – in public places.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here

I think I said this in another post.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

this plus a billion

Unfortunately, the social stigma in SF against tobacco smoke is pretty much nowhere to be found when it comes to skunkweed. in this town.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t smoke either, but I find smoke from decent weed to smell FAR better than that of cigarettes (or shitty weed, which, this is San Francisco- have some goddamn self-respect).

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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not so much the smell for a lot of people, as the chemical makeup itself. I know people who legitimately have a harder time breathing around weed. I assume it’s some kind of allergy.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've always wondered about that

some things are medicinal, but it’s still smoke and tar and whatnot.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think anytime you introduce smoke to a confined area, you’re running the risk of messing with people’s health. Not to mention the fact that second-hand high is a reality. I find that out the hard way when I was trying to study in a coffee shop in Amsterdam.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 28, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've seen studies about lung cancer too

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by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree regarding the smell, but inhaling any kind of smoke is bad for people. Assuming fewer chemicals than in cigarettes, weed smoke might be less bad than cigarette smoke, but it’s still bad for peoples’ health.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's still bad

But there’s a lot less of it. Get five pot smokers together and they’ll probably smoke one joint. Get five cigarette smokers together, and they’ll smoke five cigarettes.

by taliesin on Oct 28, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said, I’m happy to take up that cause. Weed smoke doesn’t bother me but there are a lot of people it does bother. I’m happy to champion their cause if there’s even a remote possibility that it means people will be more respectful in smoking tobacco around me.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Completely agree.

We are, as usual, on the same page. :)

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by kdl on Oct 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

well of course, you’re both wimmins!!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

we can’t help it if we’re superior beings

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So?

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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this has very little to do with that perception.

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by neurofarm on Oct 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many many congrats grant!

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by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

So I'll be on my way to Yosemite during this game

I’m hoping that KNBR doesn’t fade out before we get there/the game finishes…

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by thehavenot on Oct 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

depending on which way you are going

you should be OK up to the Big Oak Flat entrance. At night we got semi-decent reception from Tenaya to Wawona but had interference from the wiper motor that kind of messed it up. It was pretty rainy but the game was still coming in.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

my dad was up there last weekend, got great reception the whole way, but that was from the West entrance, along the river (can’t remember name of it).

If you’re coming from the Badger Pass entrance, then IDK about the radio

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's 140 from Mariposa

Tioga must be closed by now, I think. They were thinking about it last week.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, that’s it. there’s two routes in from the West, one goes along the river and the other is way up the in mountains (through like 7 tunnels). You’ll probably get best reception on the upper route

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Fresno

there’s a southern route too, CA-41. I haven’t driven that past Tenaya.

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve always been able to get reception driving up to Yosemite. Won’t the signals carry better at night too?

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

140 is along the Merced River. 120 is through the mountains. I love either option, but I bet the radio’s better on 140.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prolly already brought up a gajillion times

but BLB wants to be the SFG hitting coach. ZOMG.

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by slackersphere17 on Oct 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Baggs says that’s not true.

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by groug on Oct 28, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LLALALALALALALAALA

/not listening

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 28, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not

Barry wouldn’t want the grind. It’s also impossible politically/legal problems. Plus, the Giants use proven teachers who came up through the minor league system. Check out the resumes of Bam-Bam and Roberto Kelly. Both were winning minor league managers who successful in teaching. Bochy employs teachers and lets them teach. Barry naturally wants to start at the top. Uh, no.

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by Rolfyboy on Oct 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless he's really strapped with defense costs

enough to overtake his deferred payments, if those are still coming, he’s got pretty much no economic interest either. Those jobs don’t pay much, certainly not BLB money.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

so I got seriously emotional around the bottom of the fifth inning last night

after Uribe’s HR all I could do were these weird croaking noises through my ear-to-ear grin.

by Lopkop on Oct 28, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

And how does that make you feel?

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
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by Mini Hulk on Oct 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ot:

Can Rob Schneider go away now? Does anyone care about him? Why does he get to hang out on the field and not me? Horrible.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
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by delorean on Oct 28, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

he and Huey Lewis should get together for a big comeback album/movie

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schneider couldn’t even carry Huey’s jock.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Oct 28, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Brian Williams is one smooth fucker. Seriously, he rocks. I love his style.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, Renteria.

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

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