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Suck it, dorks with press passes.

Someone offered my parents $2500 for their two tickets tonight. My parents aren't poor, but they aren't so unpoor that they wouldn't notice an extra $2500. My mom stressed over the decision all yesterday -- partially because she felt like a jinx going to Game Five of the NLCS. I begged her to go. In the end, she said "Fuck the money. Go Giants." She probably said something different, but that's what I would have said.

When the Giants were down 2-0, that was all I could think about. When Uribe hit his home run and I was dancing around like a goon with my two-year-old, that was all I could think about. Good decision, parents. And they saw Tony Bennett, too!

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What a low scoring pitcher’s duel. I’ll be surprised if the Niners score 11 points on Sunday.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 11:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Troy Smith!

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 27, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howie must be so excited about that.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 27, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to wade through a bunch of “WHY DIN’T DAVID CARR GET A CHANCE?” posts on Facebook. Carr is everything that Smith haters think Smith is, and they love him for it.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 28, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have this belief that there’s a 10% chance Troy Smith is going to be amazing on Sunday. Sometimes I wonder why, because that’s probably not a rational number.

Then I stop thinking about football because the Giants are in the fucking World Series.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t seen a 49ers Facebook status in weeks. From this, I conclude that nobody cares.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carr is even worse than Smith…Smith can actually move laterally…Carr is a statute

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

And a poorly written one at that.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 28, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

or a constitution amendment…not quite sure yet

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Either way I’m sure the fat-cat politicians in City Hall/Sacramento/Washington/the UN will be drinking chardonnay on taxpayer dollars.

buttery chardonnay, to boot.

And pinot noir (noyre) because they heard they shouldn’t stand merlot.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I almost took the under to the game too

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Oct 27, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren't they playing the Broncos Sunday?

You know, the Broncos that gave up 59 points to the Raiders last week?

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 28, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Freddy Sanchez, yanno, says yanno a lot of times during, yanno, the post game, yanno, interview, yanno.
Yanno?

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 11:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Serious Caroline Kennedy shit right there.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was acutally counting

But now I’m a bit drunk and forgot the number.

It was 10+ though.

Is this where people put witty comments and quotes?

by kasutori_Jack on Oct 28, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah he really sucks

worst gubernatorial candidate ever.

He also looks like he’s drunk 5,000 cans of Red Bull.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 5:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

All he really needs to say is: Doubles…

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

LA kid

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

with an Oakland booty?

/Sir-Mix-A-Lot’d

by shaggingflyballs on Oct 28, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

My Bat Don’t Want None
Unless You Got Doubles Hun.

Overplayed memes:
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2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just got home.....that was fabulous

While getting ready for the game listening to FP and FItz were pissing me off saying that the Giants weren’t going to when because Lee was pitching. FU to both of them.

Screamed like a nut when they tied the game and then screamed like a banshee when they went ahead. It was great and it was wild, my voice is almost gone.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 27, 2010 11:51 PM PDT reply actions  

oops “wasn’t going to win”

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 27, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't noticed a lot of difference between Fitz and Jenna Von Oy Yoy Yoy

Different midwestern schools, same loudmouth sports talk knownothingism.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 5:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

just got home?

woo woo!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man Baseball is weird

Cliff Lee dominates the Rays and Yankees, yet gets rocked by the Giants. Feels so good

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 27, 2010 11:51 PM PDT reply actions  

not weird

The Giants are a better team

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did We Still Win?

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Has there already been a .gif

posted with the ball going through Vlad’s legs?

by kezargiants on Oct 27, 2010 11:54 PM PDT reply actions  

DELIVAR!

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

We started blowing kisses to him late in the game, Had to thank him somehow.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 27, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have one. Just a moment.

by Uncle Russel on Oct 27, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tony Bennett’s performances were amazing tonight. First time I broke out in smiles during God Bless America.

by Natto on Oct 27, 2010 11:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I smile in most of em.

But DAMN! Mr. Bennett still has it!

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Oct 27, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s 84 in case you’re wondering. See my note on his performance here.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 28, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was quite a pleasant surprise, I couldn’t stop smiling on both occasions.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 28, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

His performance certainly kicked the shit out of Miss Texas’ rendition in the ALCS. Did anyone else see that one?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t exactly listening when she was singing.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 28, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Were you attacking your ear canal with a power drill?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rhymes with attacking….

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fracking?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 28, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was very impressed he hit the high notes once he moved up to the higher register. He started low trying to modulate but the natural level of the song brought him up by the second line.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

My 12 year said

Who is that guy? He can really sing.

by igotnothing on Oct 28, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking: Your scotch can talk?

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 28, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

drink enough and it can

by Countificus on Oct 28, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright! I only got left behind in the old thread for 3 minutes!

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 11:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I was only mildly nicked, was watching our boyz on Tonight Show (media day) and had to put the computer down to watch!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friends were telling me about that earlier! Something about Buster being asked if he was 11?

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah! Ross (Matthews) mentioned he was up for ROY and then asked Buster if he was 11 (yrs old) and Buster said, “no 10”!
god I love these kids!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha I love snarky Buster so much.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just love his voice! would listen to him read the phone book ;)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, so would I.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a weird game

Lincecum’s leg was almost taken out twice
Cliff Lee got posterized
Neither pitcher made it out of the 6th inning
And we won the game, convincingly.

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-

by Mini Hulk on Oct 27, 2010 11:56 PM PDT reply actions  

That was weird, Timmy getting hit twice. The second time reminded me of when he got hit in Arizona in 09. That second one is definitely going to leave a bruise. I can’t believe they left him in when he was obviously hobbling to get back on the mound for the next batter.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 28, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully only one more start this year

Pending any epic ROOGY appearances.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

3 MORE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftuah4HUjqU

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Oct 27, 2010 11:56 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Love this, thanks!

Sending it to my friends so they can understand just a little of what I’m going through.

by mrs. owlcroft on Oct 28, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow that music is epic.

And the reactions in the bar too.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Makes my eyes bleed. Poor Vlad…

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is why . . .

. . . many retired players refuse to take part in Old Timers’ Games: they’d rather be remembered as they were.

Sabean delendus est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Oct 28, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Scattered pictures, of the balls that passed him by
Misty Vlady-colored memories, of the way he erred

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Win

Thank you. I knew MCC would come through.

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please tell me you came up with that.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 28, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw it in the GDT.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd!

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 28, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

This kind of makes me sad, I feel bad for the guy.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 28, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude looked like he was tearing up after that.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I felt the same. It sucks being sensitive to stuff like that. Just reminded myself “2002 Angels”. Works with Bengie too.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I must not have a heart or something.

All I did was laugh.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 28, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I might be missing what you’re saying, but Vlad was still on the Expos in 2002.

by Cookyman on Oct 28, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

… really?

I BLAME ALL THE SECOND-HAND MARIJUANA SMOKE FROM LAST NIGHT.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He first became a free agent after the 2003 season, which is why not signing him allowed us to sign Tucker, Pierzynski, etc.

by Cookyman on Oct 28, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hope he starts game 2

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

lawl

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 28, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the Warriors game

and man, it felt like more people were watching the Giants game than the basketball game. It was AWESOME!!!

by TBRMKane on Oct 27, 2010 11:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I went to the opening night in the preseason

That was game 2 of the Atlanta series. There was maybe 100 other fans watching at the bar in Club 200. Was awesome.

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Oct 28, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Rockets looked good against LA too, so that’s a big win.

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

No Yao tonight haha

by TBRMKane on Oct 28, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

When Jimmy Fallon isn’t doing a monologue, his show is actually really good.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
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by cheno on Oct 28, 2010 12:00 AM PDT reply actions  

picture

LOL media. But, that’s kind of a cool image.

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2010 12:00 AM PDT reply actions  

oh please oh please
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney

It was pretty clear that despite Vlad’s issues in right field in Game 1, Ron Washington is committed to playing him in Game 2.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 28, 2010 12:01 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m torn. Vlad is Vlad at the plate, even when he’s 60.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 28, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I mean at some point he has to slow down right?

I mean an impatient, high SLG guy shouldn’t age this well but Vlad…Oh well-Dustan Mohr, Jeffery Hammonds, Jim Brower etc

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh?

He’s not really Vlad against RHP this year (.287/.328/.482)

The alternative is Moreland, who mashes righties and plays better defense. You want Vlad.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 28, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't the alternative be David Murphy?

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh

I thought it was Moorland, but admittedly my knowledge is limited.

Regardless, Murphy is the same story – hits RHP better than LHP with better defense than Vlad. They’d both be superior options.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 28, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Moreland would probably play 1B again, and Murphy would go to RF

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gotcha

They’ve both played some RF though, correct? Maybe that’s why I was confused. And then out of nowhere a wild Cantu can sneak in.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 28, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe Moreland played OF in the minors

but I’m not sure if he played any in the majors. And yeah Cantu double switched in the 8th.

Moreland’s actually kind of a crazy story-the Rangers thought he was gonna be blocked by Davis & Smoak so they wanted to try him as a pitcher. He asked to hit for 1 year and the Rangers let him. And the rest is history

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just an off-the-cuff perception. You’re probably right.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 28, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vlad's still dangerous, of course

And by no means an overall liability – but we need every edge we can get, and Vlad playing gives us one, no matter how infinitesimal.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 28, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

he makes the kind of OF errors that could be the winning margin of the game, not to mention… he wasn’t even tested on balls off the brick wall tonight.

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s arguably worse than Jose Clankseco in that regard. Drop a pop fly and it’s often just a one base error. Vlad is a threat for turning a single into an inside the park job.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

exactly. had it not been edgar, but Torres, that is an inside the parker tonight.

his poor D just might provide the winning margin in a game this series

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hadn’t really though of what Torres might have done.

If he circles the bases twice, it’s two runs, right?

Sort of the inverse of that rare triple play where you go “man, they could have gotten four on that.”

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

this isn’t monopoly, man.

though the yankees did buy park place

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

The 5-4-3-Bengie?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. And I recall Brooks Robinson hitting into two of those late in his career.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. That ball he hit to Torres on a low and away change up was absolutely smoked, and it looked like he barely hit it.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2010 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Please Please Please.

My section was yelling “hit it to right field” all night.

by kezargiants on Oct 28, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

John Legend was amazing too.

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Oct 28, 2010 12:02 AM PDT reply actions  

????

Who gives a fuck.

The G’s won.

by poopinator on Oct 28, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s something that added to the night.

by Natto on Oct 28, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aight

But still, THE G’S WON TONIGHT!

by poopinator on Oct 28, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

To answer your question though, I do.

Utter frustration and futility.
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John Legend is a singer, not a ranger :)

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was definitely better than most.

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by timmeh on Oct 28, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Butchery.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not to pile on Vlad

Bu the way his right arm just lays limp and dangles, especially with that sleeve he’s wearing make him look like it’s a prosthetic.

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by FriscoJoe on Oct 28, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Makes me think he’s got vitiligo.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

So…tell us the story again about how the one armed man did it!

by paboperfecto on Oct 28, 2010 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

The second clank is my favorite.

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by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

My friends felt sorry for him by the end of the night. I didn’t.

by Natto on Oct 28, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do and I don’t. He used to be able to move pretty well out there and it’s sad to see him reduced to that. But on the other hand if his fielding makes him a liability and we win, I am pleased to get free bases.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haz a question…what does Vlad do if he’s not usually out in RF?
(legit question, not trying to be smart ass)

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the DH for the Rangers.

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by timmeh on Oct 28, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Designated Hitter.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok, since I don’t pay attention to AL anything, if he’s a DH, that means he doesn’t play any position during the game, only comes into the game for pitcher? do I have that right?

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I wish I were as uninformed about the DH as you.

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by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

:)
one more (if you’ll indulge me!), if he is only the DH in AL games, why does he have to play a position for the WS? wouldn’t he just sit the bench?

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because he’s their clean up hitter. And his bat is valuable to the lineup.

by Uncle Russel on Oct 28, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

He'll be the DH when the games are in Texas

But he has to play the field in the NL park

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by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

*Err doesn't have to

but Ron Washington likes his bat

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by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh wait! you mean he comes in EVERY INNING for the pitcher, not just when there’s a pitching change? oh that’s so weird!
thanks :D

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

AL baseball is weird, yes.

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by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

jeezy creezy that makes no sense, but at least I get it now!
soooo, I guess now I’m wondering what happens with our guys when we go to TX….

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Our pitchers don’t bat, Bochy has to assign someone as the designated hitter.

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by timmeh on Oct 28, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll just double-switch him out later.

by Natto on Oct 28, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

shhh

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by timmeh on Oct 28, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only if he’s got a Rich Aurilia-esque glove that needs to come into the game.

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ooo! Rich Aurillia /swoon

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fake bunts!

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by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

ill bet pablo is the DH for games 3,4 and if necessary, 5

and ill bet he comes up with a huge hit in that tiny park

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Huff DHs, and Ishikawa plays 1st and bats 8th (with Rent batting 9th).

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

awww! so no TImmy bunts or Sanchez bloops? that’s kinda sad :(

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

nah. that’s basically saying you’d rather have Ish hit, than Pablo, if you leave out the very marginal defensive upgrade.

Bork will DH Pablo, and we will be better for it

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go look at Pablo’s road splits or as a RHB and tell me that he’s an upgrade over Ishikawa offensively.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

pablo career RH wOBA

.341

Ishi career wOBA vs. LHP (SSS Warning)
.247

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by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

i did, that’s why i said that. however, the DH is like a free extra hitter to an NL team, and we should use the guy with the most upside and not screw with the position player’s chemistry.

i don’t know how Huff would react to the DH, even for a game. But he’s got a good gig going right now, so don’t screw with it.

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

So look at his numbers as a DH. He did play in the AL with a rep as a bad defender for something like 10 seasons.

I plain don’t have faith in Pablo to hit well anywhere east of Chase Field.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

look, huff has a good thing goin. no need to disrupt it.

i have faith in pablo, like i said, free hitter. he couldn’t do worse than (insert pitcher)

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, Huff has volunteered to DH . . .

. . . if needed or wanted. I understand he went to Bochy and said so. (Can’t remember now where seen, but definitely seen.)

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by owlcroft on Oct 28, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I heard this too

Buster Posey>
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by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have heard this as well, which is why I am expecting it to happen and am pretty much disregarding the Pablo talk. He’ll get PH appearances in late innings and hopefully Ron Washington is a bad enough manager that he won’t know to turn him around and bring in a lefty.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

personally, i wouldnt trade the upside of pablo vs ish, defense from ish included, but hey, whatever Bork does, i cant do anything about.

i just think pablo has too much upside. remember game 5, NLCS

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

FP said this the other night

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by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love you, truly. I always thought the DH should have to be changed when the pitching as changed. But sadly it just doesn’t work like that.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmm that’d be a cool twist. but sadly, guys still make $10mil (just a guess) as a DH and it is actually a “position” by definition

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, true. But a mandatory PH for DH the next time the spot comes up with a different pitcher in the game would be more in the spirit of baseball.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

it would, like i said, be a cool twist. but the MLBPA would never go for it, since it would take DH jobs from people exactly like Vlad

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

technically, the DH being the DH is more in the spirit of baseball, because it’s been that way for 100 years.

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know my DH history all that well so correct me if I’m wrong but I believe the DH has been around for less than 30 years.

by paboperfecto on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

1973

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by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

30/40…same thing! Thanks.

by paboperfecto on Oct 28, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, what? really?

damn. i was completely wrong then. i thought it had always been that way for AL

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, now my head hurts :(
it’s like that bit in Good Morning, VIetnam when they just talk in acronyms, you know?

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

we were just saying what you originally thought- that the DH only hits until that pitcher is removed. the “he comes in every inning, not just when there is a pitching change”… we were exploring that option. It was your idea, how can your head hurt thinking about it?!?!? :)

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh geez, you mean what I said about the (same?) DH coming in every inning for (whichever) pitcher thing was wrong? I thought you guys said I guessed that one right? :(
it’s official, I have oatmeal for brainz

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol, we were exploring the possiblity of what you said actually happening, if the DH had to switch out with the pitcher.

now im a little confused, so here’s the deal:
*the DH stays in the game, in the same lineup spot, no matter the pitching changes, except when in an NL park (like tonight) then there is no DH.

make sense? if you want me to explain it more clearly, I will… no one gets left behind!!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO! thnx for not letting me be /chop’d
thanks for explaining it to me like I’m a preschooler :D
I get the first part (DH) and the last part (NL), the hazy part is if there is a pitching change, the DH must be someone new, or can it continue to be the same DH?
I think that will clear things up for me (crosses fingers)

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU! :D
/whew glad that’s resolved now

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahah i figured you were starting from scratch.

im glad you’re taking an interest- the more fans the better. and if i find out youre a 40 year old in his moms basement yanking my chain, im gonna lose it!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

that’s gross! ewww! that always makes me think of that guy on South Park during the World of Warcraft episode, big slothy mess online posing as wimmins-ICK!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the joke around here… that we all live in moms basement, and the wimmin aren’t wimmen, but, in fact, dudes.

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, I certainly wouldn’t be dumb enough to lie about living in SoCal, so why would I lie about being a wimmins :)

srsly though, at least the wimmins in McC know what they’re talking about when it comes to Giants :)

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes, they sure do. proof baseball is a sport for all. then again, ive met alot of girls who are football fanatics. they don’t have much for lives

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, funny how that is for gurlz who follow football!
football hasn’t been watchable since Joe retired, just sayin’ ;)

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

he was at the game tonight.

personally, I loved Steve until he went all ESPN analyst.

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but I’m old, so Joe is my guy! :) and I saw him and Jen at the game (on tv), dang they just don’t age do they?

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

My aunt did the flowers for their wedding

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by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

no way! how cool! they came to one of the performances of one of our high school plays, have no idea why, their kids were little then, but I remember the crowd getting all excited as they tried to sneak in

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha nice

yeah, my aunt told me one day when she was there, Bill Walsh came over and she just sat there and listened to him and Joe talk about a contract extension on Joe’s driveway.

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by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG that is sooo amazing! a casual chat with the Bill Walsh-that’s insane!! she’s a lucky lady!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

i know never ask a woman her age, but youre on a Giants blog (younger kids generation), so how old can you be? 25-30?

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, I’m not 40, but I’m no longer 30, just right smack in the middle :(
does that get me banned lol

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

banstik is not wielded by me, but it’s grounds… :)

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

:oP
darn, and I was so enjoying my self here!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

im just playin. i honestly dont even know how old most women, or guys on here are.

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

not to worry, I imagine that there’s a nice mix of all ages here, besides, being a teacher, I tend to relate to younger people, most of my friends are late 20s or just 30, gotta keep young at ♥ if you’re gonna deal with kids all day!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep… or you end up like my parents, both educators, both grouchy from dealing with kids all their lives, though my dad is in the college system, but does Student Services, so he deals with his fair share.

then my mom- Special Ed kids are not easy to deal with.

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

your parents are SAINTS!!! :) I’m starting to notice, lots of McCers are either teachers, spouses of teachers, kids of teachers or themselves students…hmmm…

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, very true. all of us are in the school system in some way. me, graduated fire academy and just trying to get hired, volunteering at a local FD in the meantime… unemployed, but living off investments from 10 years ago. pays to be smart with money at 16.

how else do any of us have time to be on here 24/7? students, teachers, unemployed, etc…

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m both! unemployed teacher! so full of win!
wow, firefighter, that’s awesome! are you volunteering in the hope it turns into employment? I’ll think good thoughts for you!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep, exactly. the more volunteer time you put in, the better the chances.

sometimes an opening comes up at a station you’re volunteering at, and since they already know you, you’re first in line for the job.

in all honesty, im probably going to be off with CalFire in March for the fire season, then from there try to stay with the unit. it’s not easy getting hired as a FF anymore… too “trendy” everyone wants to be a FF but few actually have what it takes. 5000 people applied for one job in SFFD last year. 5k for one job.

ill make it, eventually, even if i have to do fire lines for a year or two

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

sounds just like trying to find a teaching job in CA…I can’t even get a sub job cuz the teachers are too afraid to call out for fear they get pink slipped. Meanwhile, I’m one of probably 2-4k people vying for a dozen jobs in the state each school year

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well . . .

. . . there are situations where the team can lose the DH, but I reckon that’s more complexity than we need here.

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by owlcroft on Oct 28, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

dear god!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

i would be interested to hear them. how can you lose the DH? double switch involved somehow?

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. If your DH moves to the field, you lose the DH.

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by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

double switch lover, he’s gonna have to make sure he doesn’t fuck it up and read the DH rules on the plane

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty terrified that he’ll overmanage.

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by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping for Wash

to out-Mauch him, but there was Huff running into an out while the Rangers played station to station. Oh well.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 6:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

You do realize

that after the Mattingly game, I would LOVE to see that happen?

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 28, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MATTINGLY

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by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was at that game!!!
BEST.GAME.EVER.
(sorry, but it was so weird, in a good way for us for a change!)

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

i had mixed feelings about taking broxton out of the game… he was on the ropes and imploding already and Bork wanted to enforce the rule and get a new pitcher?

glad it worked out, but stilll…

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

being there, it all happened so fast, and since we were the “enemy” I couldn’t ask anyone around us what the hell just happened, we had to wait until we could listen to the radio on the car ride home. First thing outta the announcers mouth was “Welcome to the Dodger Suicide Hotline” OUCH!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Suicide Hotline has lost alot of callers this year. They claim it’s cause the season was lost cause, but i think they weren’t doing their jobs

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

the off season for them should be interesting with the McCourts drama and all, but I won’t be sad if they miss a few more post seasons for the next couple years

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chances are the McCourt drama is going to persist for the next few years.

I see it going one of two ways.

Continuing down the toilet because McCourt can’t afford a competitive Dodger team with his debt load, or a resurgence as he spends whatever it takes to try to buy back public goodwill until after Jamie’s been dealt with.

My money is on the former.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 28, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

dodgerfan is right…

the divorce is going to drag on, and the team is gonna get sucked down with it.

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

they traded the farm for Lilly and the others this past july. not much for prospects in the coming years.

then theres the divorce, which is putting a strangehold on the payroll.

they won’t be competing for 3-4 years, minimum.

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

dang, no one wins either way :( you don’t think they’ll just give it to Jamie so Frank can buy it back from her? she couldn’t really want it, she just wants $$$. but if MLB can bail out TX, couldn’t they do that for LA if it gets to that point?

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

mlb only bailed out TEX because they were in bankruptcy and to be sold via auction.

Jaime wants the money, so she won’t allow the team to go bankrupt, cause that’s less $$$ for her. Best case is Frank finds someone to buy off her stake and take that stake as coowner with him.

problem is, they’re still fighting over whether she even has a stake.

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jamie’s got all kinds of weird ambitions.

But it boils down to one of two things – either the court will enforce the original MPA, or the court will throw it out, making the team community property, which means either Frank needs to find the financing to buy out Jamie (I don’t think he can do that given his debt leveraging) or he needs to sell the future in terms of a TV contract with Fox to get the money now (which…the expiry of the old contract was part of his original business plan. this would kill that), or they have to sell the team and split the proceeds.

And no, I don’t see MLB getting involved absent bankruptcy filings – if they stepped in to determine who gets the team, it would have a chilling effect on future ownership bids for any team.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 28, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah… what i said above this too.

if theyre not in bankrupty, then its gonna be a long time before they are competitive due to money issues.

best become a Giants fan, dodgerfan. we may accept you, we may shoot you, but either way, youre better off with us

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

what started out as a mess has quickly turned into a clusterf**k thanks to too many lawyers and how Jamie (supposedly being one herself) didn’t read the fine print on her own paperwork is just beyond me. Too bad she doesn’t have enough class to make this easy for anyone given how many people are affected. Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you the next cast member of the Housewives of LA…. : \

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

you know he's done this

twice as Giants manager, right? At least once accidentally?

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 6:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

:o)
I’m so glad I found you guyz, to think I would have continued to roam the earth without this knowledge and understanding!

it’s all so clear now, clear as mud! ;) ALSO-AL rulez are freakin’ weird! and they claim NL games aren’t real baseball-whatever!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes, AL rules are lame, and take away from baseballs finest points. most people are either AL or NL people for life.

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

NL 4 ME!

it’s just good business! ;)

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

you can say that while your East India Trading Co ship is blown up by the Black Pearl

/Pirates of the Carribbean’d

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

isn’t that what just happened? I’m feeling a little waterlogged…

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

someone will find you on a lifeboat. maybe you’ll wash ashore with a wilson ball of your own

/cast-off’d

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG me and Wilson on a deserted island all alone?
get outta my head!!!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. whatever would you do to ensure the continuation of your species?

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping it isn't budding

but I’ll bet a dime on it.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 28, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

parthenogenesis ftw!

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 6:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

for starters I was referring to the MAN not the VOLLEYBALL ;)

I don’t think continuation of the species will be a problem lol

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

ill send you a volleyball if you email me the address of the island youll be stranded on

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s thoughtful, but if BWeezy and I are on an island together, volleyball will be the last thing we’ll be thinking of! ;)
at least that’s what I think in my head!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unless that's NOT what he's thinking of.

In which case, bonk him on the noggin with the volleyball and tie him up until he sees sense.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 28, 2010 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think to a woman, a tied up brian wilson is even more irresistable

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but if he resists your feminine overtures, the volleyball is your way to overcome the resistance and GET him tied up.

Gift horses. Don’t look them in the mouth!

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 28, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see….hmmmm, you’ve had a lot of time to think about this, haven’t you Dodger Fan?
something you’d like to tell the class?
it’s ok, we all lust after Brian…this is a safe place!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

My mouth gets me in trouble with lightning quickness. No thinking necessary.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 28, 2010 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I iz jealous of your lightning quickness :)

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can have one too!

All you need is a willingness to speak your mind and a total lack of filter between your brain and mouth!

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 28, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

for me, that requires copious amounts of booze ;)

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

and this, i present to you, a dodger fan.

non-filtered lack of brains

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

See, now you’re putting words in my mouth. Surely you can do better than that.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 28, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

now now, don’t make me put anyone in time out! ;)

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been good. He’s the one getting all slanderous!

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 28, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

i know you are but what am i?

/sits in corner, self-induced

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

you guys are funny :D
why on earth are we all still awake?!?!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because it's 4am

and I haven’t got anything better to do.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 28, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

i know. im going to bed. gotta be up for shift at the dept, 7am-2pm, so ill see ya guys later.

g’nite

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

good night both of you! :D
this has been fun-thanks!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s a question for the panel; is the DH required to bat in place of the pitcher, specifically? Or could they have him DH for a position player if they had some bizarre reason for wishing to do so?

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pitchers do not bat in the AL.

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by timmeh on Oct 28, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit!
/mindblown

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

So what your saying is you’ve never evar evar evar even came close to evar seeing an AL game?

That’s mind-boggling. haha

by Uncle Russel on Oct 28, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

here’s why:
grew up Giants fan (no reason to pay attention to A’s)
moved to Anaslime in 2002 (we all know what happened then)

burn me once….blah, blah, blah

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

They can.

A team is not required to use the DH Rule, and on occasion may lose the DH in a game and have to thereafter let their pitchers bat. But, while using the DH Rule, the DH bats only for the pitcher—he cannot be set up to bat for any other position.

(The DH role is lost if the man who is the “DH” is used in the field; that can happen in extra-inning games, or from injuries, when the bench runs thin. Also, switching the pitcher to some other fielding position annuls the DH; that could happen in a manager wanted to use a reliever for one particular batter but then re-introduce the former pitcher, something not likely in the AL but very occasionally done in the NL. Also, if a defensive fielder already in the game takes over pitching, as might also happen in a ridiculously long extra-inning game, the DH is lost.)

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by owlcroft on Oct 28, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

From wikipedia....
In the bottom of the 8th on July 15, 1993, the Seattle Mariners’ Jeff Nelson was moved from the pitcher position to left field. The strategy allowed Nelson to stay in the game while left-handed pitcher Dennis Powell came in to pitch to Mike Greenwell in a game at Boston. By moving the pitcher into a defensive position, Nelson was put into the designated hitter’s spot in the batting order while the new pitcher (Powell) was placed into the left fielder’s place in the batting order. Powell’s turn in the batting order came up in the top of the ninth: Pete O’Brien pinch hit for him. Left fielder Nelson was then moved back to pitcher, and pitched in the bottom of the ninth.

by paboperfecto on Oct 28, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. You have to DH for the pitcher. You couldn’t, for example, have Scheitholtz play RF and then have Rowand bat for him. (lol)

by Uncle Russel on Oct 28, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Technically wrong. You are not required to use a DH in AL games. It’s an option, albeit one no AL manager ever declines for his starting lineup.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah. But like you said… no one is ever going to decline the option.

However, its not wrong because my main point was you must DH for the pitcher. You cant DH for any other position player.

by Uncle Russel on Oct 28, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

And lo, that was my question. :)

Thank you for the bonus tidbits, all.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, that is correct. And it’s become very rare for a team to ever forefeit the DH even in extra innings. It generally takes some very bizarre chain of circumstances such as extra innings plus injuries.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or bork.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

He must come in for the pitcher.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not going to comment further than this

But it is my sincere belief that there would be a lot more snark in this chain of responses if the questioner was SoCalGDude.

=)

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by GiantPain on Oct 28, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we are just too happy to be snarky.

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by timmeh on Oct 28, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

also, also, you guys would NEVER tolerate these questions from a dude anyway! LOL

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

here’s how i look at it- I’ve spent years and money trying to get girls interested and educated in baseball (usually gfs, or close female friends).

so im not gonna chase off any girl who VOLUNTARILY wants to learn more. i think it’s great.

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

thanks ;) most guys I know would just wave me off as a pestering n00b, the bf is into football :(
it’s funny, when ever I encounter gurlz who don’t know about baseball (or Giants) I sorta stare at them like they’re from another planet, then I remember, I’m the weird one! LOL

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, that’s why girls stare at other girls like that.

and to think it was about something so simple as baseball all along.

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, IDK about other girls….
but, I have no brothers, my grandpa (who brought me to my first game at the Stick) passed last year, my dad doesn’t watch (whaaa?) and my mom doesn’t know the rules, just loves the game, so I come here for the reader’s digest notes!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

i was joking about the usually girls staring down girls out of jealously thing, but that works too.

gotta get dad involved in baseball !!

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

car guy :|
for him cars trump baseball
meh, you’d think he’d be stoked to have a daughter who likes baseball & it’s history

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

one would imagine…

if my daughter someday loved baseball, I’d buy her season tickets… and a rulebook ;)

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

daughter someday, as in i hope my first kid is a girl. after i get married someday. lol

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

you’re gonna make a great dad :)

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

i hope so. thats about the scariest thing i can imagine, being a parent

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I’m too busy taking care of other people’s kids, so I kinda have the feeling I won’t be having any of my own

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

i have family, aunts and uncles, that didnt have kids when everyone else had them… they had a great time, visiting for graduations, etc…

now they’re real, real sad they didnt

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

aww :( yeah, neither my sister nor I managed to have kids in a timely mannor (meaning, at all) but luckily both our cousins did so the heat’s off us. I would have liked to give them grandkids, since dad is only child and he had daughters, but I guess not now

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

better late than never

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got my dad and my brother both interested in baseball, lol.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

well done! I like your moxie sassafras! :)

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

it can have that effect when you never stop talking about it :)

i got my dad into baseball when he became my little league coach. he was the coach who knew nothing about baseball- like the team therapist, lol. for 10 year olds.

struck out? sit down, he’ll start talking about life and it’s problems. with 10 year olds.

now he swears and screams at the tv just like me. im so proud of my old man

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

I didn’t get into baseball until I was 16, so my dad just got into it this year. He’s not, like, very interested in it, but he pays attention to it more because of me and my brother.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

he probably just wants something in common with his daughter… old men seem to feel like they lose touch when their kids grow old. so its good baseball will always be there to bond, yknow?

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I get that. But I actually have a lot in common with my dad and we talk just about every day, haha. I do totally get where you’re coming from, though.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

baseball is about all me and my dad ever talk about… moved out when i was 18, went to college, never came back. but when we do get on the phone, it’s all baseball.

he’s just happy that I’m happy they are winning

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

My dad’s been a fan since the late ’80s, but he cares a lot more because of me.

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by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

awww! that made the cockles of my cold heart warm ever slightly :)

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’re all being sophisticated and playing along with the gag.
 
There are no girls on the internet.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I know
thanks for not calling me a n00b or anything :)

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

n00b with b00b alert!!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

we won tonight, I’m gonna let that one slip by unnoticed ;oP

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

This Is Not /b/

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

translation plz?

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t want to know.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh O_o

lol

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

if it’s racist, sexist, or any other “ist”, keep it to yourself would be a good idea

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

/b/ is a message board, but the less said about it, the better.

by Natto on Oct 28, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it like 4chan?

(I think that’s what it’s called)

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by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, thanks

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the worst part of the internet, period.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s on 4chan.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks to you too!

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

alrighty then! thanks for the heads up! :)

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

/in robot voice

sorry… must harass all newbs at some point… ritualization

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok J.P. ;)

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why would there be? I can’t think of anything that is less deserving of snark than a sincere question.

by Cookyman on Oct 28, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

My roommate felt bad for him, too.

I say, if he’d signed in San Francisco like we’d kept trying for, he’d be able to handles RF here. His choice, his fuckup.

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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

This means they’ll probably put David Murphy out there tomorrow. I was hoping for more fielding from Vlad.

by Rumskee on Oct 28, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

they won’t. Buster Olney and Kurkjian specifically asked Washington that, and he said “he’s sticking with his guns” meaning Vlad plays. Who’s gonna provide protection for Hamilton, then?

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

no vlad makes their lineup infinetely weaker, even if the fielding is a large downside, the upside of his protection for Josh is too high

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Hamilton has a -6 UZR in CF

I’m not sure if he’s truly a below average fielder, but if that’s his true talent level that’s a subpar defense.

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Rangers outfield is all about the offense. Not to say that Cruz, and Hamilton (Even Vlad if he didn’t DH nearly all year long) are that bad at defense, but the speed may be lacking a little. Any chance they’d but Borbon in (Not counting a pinch hit/run or a blow-out for either side)

by Rumskee on Oct 28, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

really? i thought Hamilton was a 5 tool player, hence the MVP?

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plenty of poor defensive and/or slow players have been MVP.

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by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

i just always saw him as a “young bonds” type of defensive player. dont know why, he just seemed like a 5 tool guy.

as for bad defenders being MVPs, I don’t agree with voters in that regard. Run production and prevention should determine the MVP, not just production

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is reputed to be a superior defender, especially by the networks. He would probably be an above average LF, so his positional adjustment from playing CF probably evens out if he is, in fact, a subpar defender and they lack better options.

If that’s where the manager plays him, he shouldn’t be penalized for playing a difficult position, only rewarded if he does it well.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

this

his overall outfield UZR is positive, and he played about 4x as much LF/RF as CF this season.

He is also the AL WAR leader, hence the MVP discussion

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by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that whole WAR thing too.

Conundrum: If Derek Jeter knows how to win, how come he was worth fewer wins than Juan Uribe this season?

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh man

AL SS’s were TURRIBLE this year.

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by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

cause he cheats. see, ball hits knob of bat but he cries.

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

CALM EYES

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah, didn’t know he was a corner OF… thought he was a bred CF all the way. that makes sense, then.

also truly explains what we really have in Torres as the best UZR CF in baseball

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

True, but it's magnified with Guerrero out there

I mean the Giants were able to get away with putting 2 DH’s on the corners since Andres Torres is able to cover about 80% of the earth

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Matt Kemp had the worst UZR/150 in baseball this year

And Ethier was 3rd worst!

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers outfield was the most atrocious trio in baseball this year.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Manny/Kemp/Ethier…ugh. Also Ethier started in CF in the ASG…wow

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great managing by Manuel, there.

HEY GUYS! BRUCE BOCHY IS MANAGING THE 2011 ALL-STAR GAME! HILARIOUS!

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, I can’t wait to see how many double/triple-switches will be made in that game.

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by L-Nova on Oct 28, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Should have been ruled a double.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 28, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't get to watch this game.

Or the Sharks domination. Or Monta and the Warriors going all beast mode.

I’m so upset. But so happy. Go Giants.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 28, 2010 12:11 AM PDT reply actions  

oh no!!! but why? i haz a sadz for you :(

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

My cable got turned off :[ So tomorrow I’m going to be watching the game … at an auto parts store.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 28, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

awwww! that sux! but at least you can see tomorrow’s game…..at an auto parts store…kinda random ;) you work there?

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am transitioning to being the new owner of the place, actually. :p

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 28, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow! check you out! nicely done, first buy the place, then own the remote for the duration of the WS! I like your style!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly! It hasn’t been as simple as buying the place, it’s actually a unique situation because I’m actually pretty poor (hopefully changing with this store!) buuuut yes, the remote is the important thing at the moment. :D

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 28, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I applaud both your career aspirations and your remote domination! ;)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boo, I got chopped.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 12:18 AM PDT reply actions  

lol u

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

don't worry

we’ll make our own fanpost and form a ‘chopped’ club.

by lecherus on Oct 28, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Problem is I make fun of Chop when she gets chopped.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s ok, ‘chop will get chopped from the ’chopped club’?

by lecherus on Oct 28, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh wow, 3 minutes. will have to move faster…

by lecherus on Oct 28, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 28, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if you finished in second, they’ll bring you back on their Redemption episodes.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 28, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love that the Rangers had to play Vlad in the field in order to have his bat in the lineup, I hate the damn DH. Screw the American League.

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 28, 2010 12:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Holy Shit I just spent an hour reading the first PGT and it was totally worth it. I love this team!!

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Oct 28, 2010 12:31 AM PDT reply actions  

LL writeup is up

In case you want, you know, analysis and lessons and a little humor.

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2010/10/28/1779190/on-game-1-of-the-world-series

What if I went there for parental anecdotes, though?

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 28, 2010 12:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, what the fuck? I referenced locusts. Locusts!

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 28, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, Jeff did say McC was his favorite SBN blog on his twitter today

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Grant drops deep “Say Anything” references into his posts about King Felix

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

His Twitter is good stuff:

And here’s Brian Wilson to try and protect a SEVEN RUN LEAD

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I think when I get a twitter (probably at the end of the World Series)

He’s going to be someone I definitely follow

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

This made me laugh
If you’re a visiting player, and the fans respond to your introduction with silence, you don’t know if they’re ignoring you, if they don’t care about you, or if they genuinely don’t know who you are. That last possibility is distressing.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

This made me chuckle as well:
At one point, Tim McCarver said (paraphrased) “the definition of a two-out hit is one that doesn’t come cheaply.” Tim McCarver did not say “the definition of a two-out hit is a hit that comes with two outs.”

McCarver would feel out-of-place at the Tautology Club.

/xkcd’d

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 28, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

It remains true

Winning is the key to victory.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

No one considered the possibility that maybe, just maybe, Lee would go and get his ass kicked.

Regression to the mean is a bitch.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget to bring your subject lines, kids!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m kind of surprised that people here don’t know by now.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

They require subject lines. It’s in their terms of agreement. They got a bit irked about it on some McCoven a few days ago, so I thought it merited a reminder.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

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I’ll be sure to do my part.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

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They’re being keyword hoars

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would just like to thank

the sweet and wonderful mod who cleaned up the GDT #1 that turned icky. I appreciate it :)

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 28, 2010 12:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh, man, this would be a funny time to start calling jponry some bad names, but I won’t.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 28, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

i felt like somehow i instigated it when i said “andres is last??!?”, but alas, how am i to know someone would say something that dumb afterwards.

glad its all settled, GBabe

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

There was actually a method to the list—since you mentioned it!

Pitchers, alphabetically
infielders, alphabetically
outfielders, alphabetically

Hence, Torres = last

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 28, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

RACIST

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

:) LOL!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 28, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

die in a fire

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

the hits never stop coming, do they GBabe?

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s only last if you use the English alphabet.

And I was of course riffing.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

This whole thing is so weird to me!

And you better believe that I will post my hearts list before every single World Series game from here on out because well, it’s good luck, obviously.

But also, giant4life83, I wanted to let you know that I appreciate the efforts you made to apologize for something that really wasn’t your fault. You are all right in my book :)

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 28, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I should!

But I’m high on the World Series!

Shouldn’t YOU be sleeping??

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 28, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

But I have too much happy right now :D

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

by baetown415 on Oct 28, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

who said that? Uribe? “im so full of happy”

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

“A lot of happy” was the quote, I think.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Per Baggs
They provided Juan Uribe with a translator tonight. All his answers instantly became boring and long-winded. I want my “lot of happy” back.

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

awww! that’s cute :D

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe doesn't need a translator

He speaks simply and directly. He does the translation for some of the other guys.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Oct 28, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

you better be posting that list. that list isn’t there, and we lose, ima come lookin for you!!

i know it wasn’t my fault, obviously i dont control what others say… but my comment sparked it so i felt bad. it was pretty uncalled for on his part, so… yeah

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay

/no idea what happened

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

by baetown415 on Oct 28, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

/equally clueless

I chatted the game on BBTF

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the FG chat

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

lesson: don’t call women bad names

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T YOU TRY TO CHANGE ME

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I heard the giants were on the tonight show?

Details?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 12:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Ross Matthews went to Media Day for Jay and interviewed Brian, Jeremy, Buster, Freddy, and Cody :D
Brian was, as always Brian (discussion of beard)
Jeremy was pretty funny (last name hilarity)
Buster was awesome (ROY and age was made fun of-he is 10)
Cody was adorable (nickname was talked about)
and Ross (M) and Freddy did a Full House intro re-inactment
sorry you missed it! :(

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Affeldt knows what a triple loop in ice skating is!

by kimmyg on Oct 28, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, my two favorite sports crossing over!

Giants Baseball: Why Not?

by kdl on Oct 28, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just like when I hear NPR references on MST3K.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum

Johnny Weir’s male twin.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Question

After the final out, did it look like Brian Wilson was getting a little teary eyed to anyone else? That is before yelling FUC*!

by Rumskee on Oct 28, 2010 12:49 AM PDT reply actions  

No

I saw a look of confusion on his face being like “How the fuck can ramon ramirez not throw strikes with a 7 run lead?”

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'm sure

that was a prevalent face on giants fans everywhere. where art thou, mota?

by lecherus on Oct 28, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ramon ramirez

Non tender status now all but certain and thank god.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Vlad. I am glad his fielding follies contributed to the Giants victory, but on a not so interesting side note, he’s always been one of my favorite players to never wear the Orange and Black. His swing first, ask questions later, has always been fun to watch. Plus the dude doesn’t even wear batting gloves; I can’t think of a relevant player that does that today. It is amazing he isn’t a Giant. A past his prime former slugger with a free swinging approach, and a 37 percent chance of having a stroke in the field.

by JSing on Oct 28, 2010 12:59 AM PDT reply actions  

What is most amazing . . .

. . . is that his strikeout rate is remarkably low.

Sabean delendus est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Oct 28, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just had a look at this:

http://web.archive.org/web/20080203211002/www.mccoveychronicles.com/story/2007/8/13/192723/310

Takes me back to a time that I’m really not sure I want to return to.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 1:00 AM PDT reply actions  

I can’t even remember a G. Rodriguez!

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was basically Eli Whiteside

Sabean really hasn’t splurged for a good back up C since…Yorvit? I mean Holm, Rodriguez, Alberto Castillo, Whiteside, etc have all basically been AAA filler who got the back up role.

Also, in Justin Knoedler’s first PA he got hit by Brian Fuentes. Why I remember this, I don’t know

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Holm lost his spot on the 25-man because he had been optioned too recently. It makes me sad.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like him because we're from the same hometown

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holla!

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the team wasn’t too desperate to get him back because his defense (throwing arm, specifically) was seriously lacking.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously… what’s G. Rodriguez’s first name?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guillermo?

I think

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh… the name rang a bell, but I still couldn’t remember the face. Went to google image search, only found 3 or 4 pics, almost like this guy never happened.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good ol' GROD

Another guy who should never have been on a major league roster, but when pressed into duty did a reasonably adequate job. (See also: Alfonzo, Eliezer).

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 28, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLineup

R. Davis cf .321

O. Vizquel ss .253

R. Winn rf .289

P. Feliz 3b .255

D. Ortmeier lf .246

R. Klesko 1b .266

G. Rodriguez c .240

K. Frandsen 2b .211

N. Lowry p

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

by baetown415 on Oct 28, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Frandsen

:(

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

In that thread I bemoaned the fact that Frandsen was 7 for his last 62, as if his batting slump in 2008 was the only thing keeping us from reaching the Promised Land. LOL me.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLowry :(

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 28, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Crapoly

From what armpit of the universe does that arise?

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bork & Sabes, LLP

Which, terrifyingly, has brought us here, too.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dan Ortmeier really is the idea fifth-place hitter.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

*ideal

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG that picture is so full of WIN! :D thanks for sharing!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

sadison bummedgarner and Gaylord Perry?! AWESOME!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 28, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perry is like ‘who the fuck is this guy?’

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 28, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

and: “you’re going to post it where?!”

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 28, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Happyson

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

They Drank Your Runzshake?

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

No runs for you today

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT:

just got Steinmetz to follow me on Twitter. I feel successful

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 28, 2010 1:11 AM PDT reply actions  

All you gotta do is flame the warriors and the dude explodes with passion.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 28, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

...Or make the claim that Matt Cain is a good pitcher

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 28, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats what i was gonna do to make him immediately regret it

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 28, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a good dude. We talk beer sometimes and I met him at a brewery shindig in Concord. He’s a little off when it comes to baseball, but he’s not supposed to be a baseball guy so I don’t mind it so much.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez!

Did this just happen? It still doesn’t feel like we’re here…But I like

by Artimus Clyde on Oct 28, 2010 1:26 AM PDT reply actions  

F'San.

Line Drive Weapon.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clean!

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 28, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here's postseason weirdness for you, Grant.

This was the first game I’ve watched the Giants play in a MONTH where they actually scored runs while I was watching.

From the middle of September up until yesterday, they basically waited until I was distracted by other things to score runs.

I think now that they’re in the Series, they’re just rubbing my nose in it.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 28, 2010 1:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Keep watching.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to think what the schedule is.

I think I’ll be able to see the first half of the game tomorrow.

Games 3 and 4 are no-go; I have work on Saturday night and I’ll be canvassing for Feingold and Kagen on Sunday.

If the Series goes to a 5th game, I can watch that. Ditto any Game 6.

So if me watching means anything, the Giants will need six games to close it out. If they can’t get it done in six, they aren’t getting it done. ;)

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 28, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, no one gives much of a shit if Dodger fans are watching.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 28, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

not entirely true

I hope they hate jazz hands as much as I hate Kirk Gibson’s gimpy fist pump.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your tax dollars at work

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 1:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Bleh.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 28, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs

http://www.mercurynews.com/giants/ci_16452700?source=rss

Freddy Sanchez went boom-boom-boom, Juan Uribe provided his special brand of pow, and the Giants ripped the Koufaxian veneer off left-hander Cliff Lee, punishing the Texas Rangers ace in an 11-7 victory in front of a rollicking, standing-room-only crowd at AT&T Park.

I loves me some Baggs.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 1:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Ostler's piece on SFGate tonight is rather interesting.

And what an odd challenge to Kuip’s motto: SF Giants’ riveting approach just can’t be baseball
Couple of quotes I found noteworthy in my eyes:

Baseball is boring. You go to a baseball game with your buddies or your family, you watch a couple of innings, you keep a box score for a while, then you get bored, lose track of the “action” and start buying $10 beers to pass the time.
I remember seeing someone posting in the NLCS G5 PGT about some “fans” decked out in Giants gear that weren’t into the game— you know, those bandwagon folks who are wanna-be diehard fans who know less than half the starting line-up. This quote probably sums up their night at the park perfectly, except for the box score because they don’t know half of our starting line-up, much less the other team’s.

In baseball, the last inning is a formality. At a Giants game, the last inning is a crazy one-run Giants rally, then some tattooed lunatic with a road-tar beard and fluorescent shoes walks the bases full and strikes out the next three guys.

Because Brian Wilson, that’s why.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 28, 2010 1:43 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I have a Midterm in 8 hours

I’m suppose to read 400 pages, know 50 court cases/laws so i popped an adderall pill, instead i’ve spent the last 3 hours reading how the giants just owned cliff lee.

by ldv on Oct 28, 2010 1:54 AM PDT reply actions  

oh, ouch!
I wish you the best of luck on the midterm, but remember, education is not to be only found on the pages of a book, but in experiencing life ;)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

hope you have another one

you don’t want to be in your midterm in the middle of the comedown.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

who needs studying?

More Cliff Lee FACTS from here
http://cleefacts.com/

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2010 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's ESPNU

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 6:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

The answer is always...

…because Clarence Thomas says so.

by haemaker on Oct 28, 2010 5:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

True...

but Thomas never talks…dilemma

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait...

is this for law schoo? Is so…just write down, duty, breach of duty, proximate and legal cause, and damages…done

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I go to UC Santa Barbara

…and there is a HUGE Giants fan base here. I have a 3×5 Giants “SF” flag on a 8 foot long flagpole, and biked around campus all day before the game. Needless to say I saw hundreds, yes, HUNDREDS of Giants hats, shirts, etc., and nearly every other person was shouting “Go Giants” or “Let’s go SF!” or “GIANTS!!!”

UCSB has quite a Norcal/SoCal mix, but for the last few weeks the Giants fans have come out of the woodwork, and it’s safe to say for the forseeable future Isla Vista belongs to the Giants.

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Oct 28, 2010 2:14 AM PDT reply actions  

biked around campus all day *waving the flag

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Oct 28, 2010 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

UCSB really is the most beautifully situated college campus in the world. The first time I visited (after college) I was like, Why the fuck didn’t I go to school HERE?

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

The answer is “because you would have flunked out.”

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 28, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or “because you are not a fan of chlamydia”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the lakers

basketball season just started, ugggggghhhh

by shallow23 on Oct 28, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/wakes up at 10 am — first thought: what happened in the game?
/spends half an hour trying to find a internet connection
/checks mccc first, in full fatalistic Giants-fan mode
/whoops, jumps up out of chair, punches the air, frightens the baby
/goes to watch highlights

by Evan on Oct 28, 2010 2:32 AM PDT reply actions  

What do you mean you didn’t stay up until 4am?

by Deleuzian on Oct 28, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I fell asleep in the 5th.

Where are you?

by Cookyman on Oct 28, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor dude is beside himself.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 28, 2010 3:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Caple grew up rooting for the Giants. So even if he picked the Rangers, he would be rooting for the Giants. He was almost beside himself in his video blog with Jayson Stark last night (who has been writing some articles on the Giants that are sentimental dynamite).

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

This made me laugh:

Can a team that never, ever scores five runs beat a team that just won every game against the Yankees by five runs or more? I just don’t think the Giants will score enough to win this.

(Jayson Stark.)

Giants Baseball: Why Not?

by kdl on Oct 28, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

he hates black and orange people

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 28, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

We should send this to ESPN

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 28, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pitching to Bengie

Greatest Giants game in my 47 years of fandom. Hope today tops it. Go Matt.

Just got to mention, can the Giants pitchers please remember how to pitch to Bengie? After years of watching him flail and mostly fail at balls low and away, Timmy throws it right over the plate and he gets two hits. Finally, I think it was his third at bat, he strikes out on a pitch a foot outside and low.

My two greatest fears for this WS are the revernge of Bengie (wouldn’t that be the worst of all tortures) and another Sanchez mental meltdown in game three. You know the Texas fans and players saw this and will do everything in their power to force a reoccurence.

Go Giants!

Radical Racing

by Radical Racing on Oct 28, 2010 6:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Pierzynski just said on First Take ...

that the Giants fans stole the ‘UUUUU-RIIBBBBBE’ chant from the White Sox. This is infuriating on way too many levels.

RIP Jose.

by PaceCar on Oct 28, 2010 7:11 AM PDT reply actions  

AJ might be good at baseball, but he’s a total meathead. Just try to be happy that he knows we hate him here and that he picked the Giants to win, and then phase out everything else he says.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's just that

I have fond memories of hearing that chant at Candlestick in the mid-80s, and to think he’s claiming that White Sox fans invented it earlier this decade is just horribly wrong and insulting to the memory of Jose Uribe.

Ok, let’s be honest though, there’s not much else to be angry about this morning.

by PaceCar on Oct 28, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

yet another reason why AJ Pierzynski is AJ Pierzynski

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Oct 28, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just watched part of ESPN First Take today for the first time, since I was on a plane. I haven’t turned on ESPN in months except for Giants games or NFL games. That channel is a worthless cesspool of sports news-making. And holy crap First Take is terrible. And Colin Cowherd has his own show on ESPN now? Eek!

by shaggingflyballs on Oct 28, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Stupid

All my White Sox fan friends love Juan Uribe, I mean absolutely love him and are cheering for the Giants just because of him. I told them about the UUU-Ribe chant and they thought it was awesome and they were pissed that they never knew about it when he played for the Sox.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 28, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

AJ Pierzynski is like the Jose Guillen of 2004.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was awesome.

Also FUCK that stupid as “CLAW”.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 AM PDT reply actions  

I caught a replay of a Wilson post-game interview on MLB Network this morning, and the thing that struck me was that he never breaks character. Some baseball players crack a joke and then smile or laugh along with the reporter. Wilson says something incredibly stupid and maintains a stoic expression throughout as the reporters crack up around him. I’m telling you, I really do think the man is a genius.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:14 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL

One mention of The Machine and, “Well we’re gonna let him go.”

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand starting game 2?

Call me crazy. He hits lefties pretty good. He plays a slightly better defense in CF. Last nights double before the end of the game hung up there forever. Neither Torress or Nate went for the dive play, they both turned for the play off the wall. Rowand definitely would have, and possibly ended the game.

Last out of an inning with a guy backing you up, come on somebody please go for it.

Anyways, I think we can give Rowand 2-3 AB"s and double switch him out later as needed.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 28, 2010 8:16 AM PDT reply actions  

No way...

Torres is hot and plays defense a lot better than Rowand in CF…

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

hell no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

He plays a slightly better defense in CF.

You meant to include “…than Vlad,” right?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not a chance

Neither of those guys were close enough to even attempt a dive. Rowand is not as fast as Torres; there’s absolutely no way he would have gotten there. There’s a reason why they call that Triples Alley.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 28, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, that ball took a weird bounce on the grass.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?

by kdl on Oct 28, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it had a funky backspin, but I don’t think that affected the play at all.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 28, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the fuck are you talking about? Torres went 2-5 if im not mistaken, with a double.

and has far superior range to Rowand.

Rowand sucks. leave him on the bench. dumbest thing ive heard in a while

by giant4life83 on Oct 28, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stark's article:
Before this game, the Giants hadn’t won a single postseason game by more than THREE runs. In fact, they hadn’t won any kind of game by more than three runs since Sept. 23.

“So we needed this one,” Ross chuckled, “for our psyche.”

And this man wasn’t joking, either. He plays for a team whose motto — brilliantly coined by play-by-play genius Duane Kuiper — is: “Giants baseball: torture.” But while that line may be guaranteed to make you laugh, there’s only one problem with playing for the team that specializes in torture:

It really IS torture to be playing one-run games every single night in October.

“Look at me,” Ross deadpanned. "I’m bald now. Look at Eli Whiteside. He’s got a ton of gray hair.

Source

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 8:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Was Eli Whiteside born with gray hair?

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Xiefrank do a simulation on Game 1? I wonder how likely the 11-7 score was.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 8:22 AM PDT reply actions  

I think someone said it was in the 140s

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who's gonna be the DH in Texas?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 28, 2010 8:24 AM PDT reply actions  

BLB

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Like.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 28, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this article about the crowd atmosphere, except for the implication that we’re a bunch of stoners.

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 28, 2010 8:30 AM PDT reply actions  

And gay. Liberal gay stoners, the whole lot of you.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

why not…I’m a pretty happy guy…not a stoner though…

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

:^)

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 28, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Hardly an insult.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

GAY TALIBAN PRIDE PARADE

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, we hate America and everything it stands for.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 28, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hamilton says there was weed

In his postgame interview, he said he enjoyed the atmosphere and smelled weed while he was in the field. The Texas press was shocked.

by nataku on Oct 28, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's awesome. I like that reporter.

As long as he didn’t get anyone arrested, that is.

by PaceCar on Oct 28, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Yes on Prop 19 folks need to turn that clip into a TV ad.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was pretty hilarious.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

After the game some Marina-lookin’ chick went out to the open area behind the Willie Mayz Plaza clock to toke up and then waved it around at passersby saying “ANYBODY WANT A PUFF???”

I think overall legalizing marijuana is wise (but not effective until it happens on a federal level) but on a personal note it’s going to make my head ache even more.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

I can’t stand the smell of it or the people who mold their lifestyles around its use.

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least they tend to be easy going.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 28, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

No-no-no-wait-wait-wait--

IT’S NOT ADDICTIVE
IT’S NOT ADDICTIVE
IT’S NOT ADDICTIVE

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

It isn't.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

THATS WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT CHEESECAKE

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me of the “Fat Free Yogurt” Seinfield episode.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me, just the smell. Smoke in general, heavy perfume, strong odors — I can’t deal with it well. Need cool, brisk air, preferably with a moderate wind.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom Waits used to joke that he had given up drugs. Except cocaine, but just because he liked the smell.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of hope

that if and when pot is fully legalized, it’ll be a little more comfortable to ask “would you take that somewhere else?”

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 28, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pet Peeve

People whining that the Giants have too many nods to their history at the ballpark, usually in reference to the Wall of Fame, which I think is awesome. Yes, maybe having Johnnie LeMaster up there is a bit much (though you can’t deny that he’s a … memorable Giant), but geez, it’s a good thing that the Giants have statues of their Hall of Famers and plaques to memorable guys. That’s AWESOME that they celebrate their history as much as they do. So fuck you CW Nevius.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:42 AM PDT reply actions  

lol too many statues

Have fun in Texas with your press pass, and let us know how many damn statues of hall of famers they have.

I never noticed the Boo plaque, although I suppose people are walking on him so that isn’t so terrible.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

CW Nevius is actually a SF writer, so that’s even more lame…

And the Wall of Fame is actually along that front wall of the ballpark… I can see where maybe the choice of induction requirements was kind of dumb (LeMaster is on because he played 9 years as a Giant, while some other maybe more memorable and better players aren’t because they only played 4 years or something), but who cares? It’s still cool. And it’s cool to think that one day, guys like Cain and Lincecum and Wilson are going to be up there too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

huh

I thought he was talking about those tiles on the water side. It’s funny that Boo is there, but as you say so what. Definitely memorable, there’s nothing wrong with remembering bad things (like the year-by-year team plaques along the cove… some of those are pretty painful).

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

C.W. Nevius is kind of a turd in general.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

C.W. Nevius is kind of a turd in general

FTFY

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was in my section yesterday

Glad-handing with the guy who was on the big picture in the paper. They gave him a rough time too.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not every organization

can put this statue in front of its ballpark

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will say this

if we ever put a Peter Magowan statue up, then we will know that we have gone too far.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

He did buy the team & keep them here after a move to Florida was all but done. Not saying that deserves a statue, but I don’t know that I could argue against it in good conscience.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

A plaque or large mural in the luxury box section.

And Safeway Signature Cafe.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know about that

he did help keep them here, helped build a great park, and kept a good, but not great team.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

is the statue holding a bronzed booger?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is the Selig statue making the jack-off motion!?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like he’s about to ask a guy to cough…amirite???

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Oct 28, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Turn your head first.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 28, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

WAYYYYYY TOO many statues, it’s terrible… seriously, who the hell bitches about that stuff, i’m pretty sure there are other baseball clubs that wish there are that many statues, let alone hall of famers. Like the Padres, or the Mariners for example

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Question.

Where the fuck has he been that he’s just now discovering these statues?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the one smoking pot!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

CW Nevius is a bad writer and he should feel bad.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 28, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a thing for Johnnie LeMaster? I need to see this.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just learned from looking over at Lone Star Ball that Guerrero is going to start in right field again tonight.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 9:18 AM PDT reply actions  

FULL OF FAIL AND LULZ

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

so, did everyone see Barry Bonds wants to be a hitting instructor?
“I have a gift, and sooner or later I have to give it away,” Bonds said. “I have to share it. Hopefully I’ll get the opportunity here.”

Link.

Of course, he didn’t do much for Ryan Howard, but perhaps the organization can figure out a way to turn his expertise into coaching.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 9:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Unfortunately, it might be one of those cases where

it’s like Mozart trying to give piano lessons — the teacher’s inherent abilities might blind him to the things ‘normal’ people would need to learn.

by PaceCar on Oct 28, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is why I have always dissuaded others from thinking I should be a teacher. I say, “I have neither the patience to mold young minds, nor the desire to help them.” My instincts are to crush and belittle!

So there’s always Catholic school.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Try a nun’s habit on Halloween…just to be sure it’s the right career path for you.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 28, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ew, drag. I hate drag.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonds infamously worked very, very hard at his craft, though

There is the worry that he is leaving out some elementary steps others need, but a lot of his drills (like doing nothing but watching the ball into the glove at the plate, over and over) would seem useful for anyone.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Choke up a bit… that’s it. Now swing really fucking hard and hit the piss out of the ball.

NO, YOU LOSER!!!! WHEN YOU HIT THE BALL, IT’S SUPPOSED TO GO 500 FEET! TRY AGAIN!

WHY AREN’T YOU LISTENING?!?!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 28, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great story by Roger Angell

Watching Yogi Berra trying to teach hitting. Yogi was talking about hand placement, weight transfer, footwork…only to be met with glassy-eyed stares form the rookies. Finally, Yogi says, “Awww, shit, just watch me do it.” and enters the cage…

by younghutch on Oct 28, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

However, the word on Ted Williams was that his shortcomings as a manager came from the notion that he couldn’t tolerate that his players couldn’t do the things that he did & the way that he did them.

Barry (to hitting student): Here, do this…BLAM!! Just like this…POW!!!
Hitting student: WHIFF!!!…uhhh…clink (foul ball)…errrr….WHIFF!!!
Barry: …
Hitting student: Show me again, Mr. Bonds.

by younghutch on Oct 28, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is where I don’t actually want him coaching full-time, but designing the program and then showing up as a roving instructor. We have zero evidence he’s any good as a hands-on, day-to-day coach. But we have a lot of evidence that he designed a great program for a supremely talented player. Maybe he can help design a great program for the slightly less talented.

by wcw on Oct 28, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitting Home Runs for Dummies

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

From ESPN Game Article

Just like that, the Giants added Lee to their hit list. They have now handed Lee, Roy Halladay and Roy Oswalt their first career losses in the postseason — all in the last few weeks.

Is this where people put witty comments and quotes?

by kasutori_Jack on Oct 28, 2010 9:19 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL A's Fans

http://www.lonestarball.com/2010/10/27/1778200/greetings-from-oaktown

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 9:27 AM PDT reply actions  

1) Most A’s fans seem to like the Giants. Not nearly all. But most, including all the ones I know.

B) We shit in A’s fans? Well what are they doing there with their mouths open in the first place?

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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really did not need that image today…really didn’t

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Centipeding

means having sex with 100 women.

/Tracey Jordan’d

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

The people at Athletics Nation are so damn bitter.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is for jponry

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 28, 2010 9:29 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That would be my Halloween costume,

but I doubt I could get it together in time.

by PaceCar on Oct 28, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS UP GAIZ!?!?!?!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2010 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Cliff Lee’s postseason ERA.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

SUP

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Game 1 Summary:

Cliff Lee. Except no.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 28, 2010 9:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Come on...

he was at least Todd Wellemeyer

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think he means because freddy sanchez poured it to the rangers
so lol tim alderson

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 28, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh…the deeper meaning…

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Another pitching ace done in by Jazz Hands.

Was visiting my family 2500 miles from SF last night and tried to explain Jazz Hands to them. Then, BLAMMO! “Ok, look as he drops the bat! Look mom! Jazz Hands!” Dad was not impressed.

by shaggingflyballs on Oct 28, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't believe, but I think I am ready to consider hope.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Pretty much

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 28, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

In the words of Bill Nelson...

Last night I felt immortal
This morning I feel dead!

by iloveddickdietz on Oct 28, 2010 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

I woke up with the biggest headache today.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll be longing for it compared to the one you’ll wake up with tomorrow.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 28, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fucking hope so!

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been emailing a Phillies fan friend of mine. He just made a MadBum comp, saying he is like JA Happ.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2010 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

I haven’t checked, but didn’t Happ pitch well for Houston after the trade?

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 28, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did anybody hear Brian Murphy in the 5 o'clock hour

referring to Juan Uribe as “Jazz Hands” while talking about his homer?

by iloveddickdietz on Oct 28, 2010 10:23 AM PDT reply actions  

#jazzhands

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 28, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, ESPN, FOX Sports, Buck & McCarver, Sports Illustrated, and the like, I’d appreciate it if you’d stop acting like the Giants borrowed someone’s ID to get into the club.

http://ladymisskate.tumblr.com/post/1423314262

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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

excellent metaphor.

We did kinda do that though. If you look at our ID, you can faintly see Padres scratched out.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Oct 28, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOKS SHOPPED

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So uh...

…is anyone else a bit worried about Mr. Mays? What kind of “under the weather” could keep him away from the World Series?

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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Nah. He’s a bad ass.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

From an SI Article
Cain was sitting at his locker after Wednesday night’s game, fooling with his phone, when the media scrum barged into the clubhouse. Reporters crowded around Aubrey Huff’s locker space and spilled into Cain’s, where he sat alone. “Guess I’m not supposed to be here,” he said to no one in particular.

On Thursday night, all eyes, at last, will be on Matt Cain.

Read more: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/albert_chen/10/28/matt.cain/index.html?eref=sihp#ixzz13g25BI3I

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2010 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

This is weird:

Asked at his locker after Game 1 what he expects from the Giants starter, Josh Hamilton shrugged, “To be honest, I haven’t got a clue. I’m looking forward to getting back here early and watching some video.”

Unless Hamilton’s just BSing…really, Rangers? You’re down 1-0 in the series and you HAVEN’T WATCHED ANY VIDEO YET ON THE PITCHER YOU’RE FACING IN GAME 2? You do realize this is the World Series, right?

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

ALL TEH HEROIN MEANS HE HAS NO LONGTERM MEMORY!!!!!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that strange, too, but then I considered the possibility that this is just par for the course for baseball players. This isn’t football where they study game film and design schemes around that. They look at what a pitcher’s featuring and see how that fits in with their plate approach.

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s BSing…hitters study film of pitchers constantly especially when they had 4 to 5 days of rest…

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

STEALTH MATT CAIN IS NINJA

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

/cue the “Matt Cain sitting at a table by himself” picture.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 28, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

He can always go to where Zeets is watching.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Matty. Always pushed aside.

by pwoper on Oct 28, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nelly was on First Tak this am on espn. He predicts Rangers in 5…after last night’s game….bitter cardinals fan much???

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Oct 28, 2010 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

don nelson?

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 28, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nelly Cruz? Nelly the rapper? Nelly Furtado? Nelly Dean?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 28, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rapper…that show is really bad

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Oct 28, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how the Ranger fans are excited about the rest of the series for the same reasons I am.

They keep referring to how their lineup hit Lincecum, and that Lee’s performance was a one off. Well I believe the same could be said about Timmy. They also talk about our bullpen giving up runs when all of them came when we were already up 11-4. They also think the Rangers will continue to hit when they haven’t faced a staff as deep as the Giants this postseason. One person said “The Rangers are the better team, now they just have to prove it.” I hope everyone continues to underestimate the Giants while they keep winning.

by Joshuahss on Oct 28, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Is the forecast that bad?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just trying get a job as a headline writer..

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

/head in hands Cliff Lee style

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

and now I feel bad for pointing it out.

/Cliff Lee Game 1’d

by shaggingflyballs on Oct 28, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

/CLAW

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

But you can call me slurricane.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

/lion cain

cain you feel the love tonite

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 28, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me and my homies we tighter than a glove
Chop a lot of CAIN is how we do it at the Playaz Club

by IRONxMIKE on Oct 28, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

post-game headline:

YES WE CAIN!

by shaggingflyballs on Oct 28, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

si se panda

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 28, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You Cain't start a fire without a spark.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rangers sentenced to Cain-ing by Giants

by shaggingflyballs on Oct 28, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

LIDOCAIN!

I’d bet my life on it!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 28, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

And they saw Tony Bennett, too!

In a night of unbelievable and memorable events, the best was an older couple (70’s I’m guessing) in the row in front of us, getting all romantic after Tony sang. Kind of a “he’s playing our song” kind of moment.

Love was in the air.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 28, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

One of the best things about this Series is that the Giants are getting to show off what an awesome fucking city they play in.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 28, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome city, and awesome baseball city.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

“The more the merrier” applies to any party.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

THEY BUILT THE CITY ON ROCK AND ROLL!

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Journey is one thing but don’t you start throwing that Jefferson-free crap around here.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 28, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

In addition to the awesome game:

I discovered that my girlfriend didn’t know what to call a curveball. She saw one of Lee’s and said, “Whoa! Hey, what was that? That was a waterfall ball.”

That was perhaps too adorable for a grown woman to say, but it certainly put a cherry on the night.

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

I kinda like it.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 28, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, okay.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Awesome

Paging The Letter

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 28, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

A proud product of Bellarmine Prep.

(Is it Bellarmine or O’Dowd?)

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bellarmine Bells

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 28, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

BCP pride.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 28, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

David Murphy in Left, Cruz to right. I’d think Murphy would have gone to right, but I guess hits were riding the line in left more often.

by Rumskee on Oct 28, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

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