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Post-game thread: Giants pound Cliff Lee, take Game One

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Eighteen runs in a game started by Cliff Lee and Tim Lincecum? The hum you hear might be coming from the ballpark, but it could also be locusts. Careful driving out there.

It’s hard the pick out the exact moment it was reasonable to lose a little faith. For the weapons-grade cynic, it might have been when the Rangers scored their first run. For the standard pessimist, it might have been when Freddy Sanchez was doubled off second base in the bottom of the first inning.

For the paranoid ghouls who still wake up at night wondering why Dusty gave Ortiz the game ball, it was probably when the Rangers’ pitcher doubled to set up a sacrifice fly that scored Bengie Molina. Read that again. The Rangers scored their second run on a sacrifice fly that scored Bengie Molina. An industrial accident was not involved. An American League pitcher doubled to put Molina at third. Cliff Lee had dispatched the Giants with minimal effort in the previous inning. The Rangers scored their second run on a sacrifice fly that scored Bengie Molina. How could your heart not sink just a little?

Then the playoffs happened. It was weird, and it was beautiful.

Andres Torres was the run that tied the game at 2-2. Torres was on base because Cliff Lee hit him with a pitch. In over 236 innings this year, Lee had only hit one batter. Cliff Lee hitting a batter is as rare as, oh, an opposite-field home run from Juan Uribe. The playoffs are fun when the weird things happen for your team, and every year, one fanbase out of 30 gets to enjoy a wild, bizarre ride that leaves the weird ledger completely lopsided.

Three more wins, Giants. Play .500 ball for the next six games, and we get to be that fanbase.

Also of note: When Tim Lincecum's brain went on screen saver mode in the first inning, I'd like to think that he was receiving some sort of signal from the ether. Something that said, "Hey, kid, just let him go back to third, and it will all work out." Maybe without the bases loaded, Ian Kinsler approaches his at-bat differently. Maybe he hits his line drive two feet over to the left. Maybe this post-game writeup would have more references to dirigible accidents.

Maybe. Because that was the weirdest damned thing I've ever seen, and my explanation makes me feel better.

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silver lining

Ramon Ramirez gets nontendered.

by wcw on Oct 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

so much this

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might have to put this on a t-shirt.

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 28, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

There must be a dark cloud in order for a silver lining to exist. I see no dark cloud. Just a game one victory.

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Top of the 9th was ugly.

by wcw on Oct 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

if one can’t get in the game at 11-4, well, maybe he’s a waste of a roster spot.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They didn’t use him in the NLCS either. I don’t know why he’s there over Zito, honestly. Zito could have been useful tonight if the score had been 11-4 the other way. I can’t think of a scenario where Mota would come in handy.

by taliesin on Oct 27, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Down 7 and you need a guy to throw 2+ innings.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

3. MORE. WINS.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Who thought the game was over after Texas scored two runs first?

/kind of raises arm…………..

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I was getting kind of grumpy in class.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/raises hand

/looks around and puts arm back down

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

...I was scared

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was oddly calm…and I am not a calm observer of Giants baseball

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Oct 28, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

/raises arm quickly, not ashamed to admit he was wrong

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forced myself to not think it was over, I even texted my girlfriend to say “It ain’t over”, but I really had to force myself to stay positive.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game over?

I might have thought so if it was later in the game.

But frankly, this is what winning does. As a fan, you start to believe in success more than failure. It’s a lot easier on my psyche to stay positive and deal with disappointment later if it happens.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Oct 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t. Not with this team, though I thought the comeback would be slow and would resolve in the later innings with a close victory.

That’s what I thought.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much this

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not me

No way you count this team out

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 27, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Although I was not too happy.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I turned on my TV just as the second ended.

Lee was cruising. We were down 2-0. I was getting an uneasy feeling in my stomach.
Fortunately, my better half told me to just watch the game, a game we were supposed to lose, at least until my roommate arrived.
So he arrived… in the bottom of the third. And then we stopped believing in logic for the rest of the night. And it was amazing.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 27, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The regular season me would have

but all this postseason torture has left me increasingly upbeat during games.

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i figured hey, im happy to be here, we’ll get ’em tomorrow

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not me

.I was pretty amazed they were only down 2-0 at that point. Limiting the damage seemed like a sign of hope.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 27, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

It was bad… But we had some hits vs Lee and Timmy still had a low pitch count. I would have started developing an ulcer if it was 2-0 after 5 innings.

That early tie game was a game changer. I felt the weight shift back to home team has advantage again, even with a dominant Lee up there, which obviously he wasn’t.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 28, 2010 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Raises hand, while blaming years of torture that have conditioned me this way

Also, who thought the series was over after the first two dreadful innings?

"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja

by Giant Torture on Oct 28, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was over after the first inning

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought, “Well, if they lose tonight, they obviously must win tomorrow. If they don’t win tonight or tomorrow night then the series is definitely over.”

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember thinking:

“Ha! The Giants scored a run off of Cliff Lee. Suck it, Yankees and all those who thought the Giants would be shut out.”

Little did I know…

by younghutch on Oct 28, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was turning into a real Negative Nicholas over here in the gamethread right about then, so I left the gamethread and focused on being positive and it worked!

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Weren’t you at the game?

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm flying out tomorrow morning

I’ll be @ game 2.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit

Have fun

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need more Wills on this team!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck and yes.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 28, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys just to let you know,

the Giants can’t win a game where the Rangers score runs because we can’t score with them. Thats what the radio told me.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

So it’s 1-0 Rangers? Damnit.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-0 phils over Yanks

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Real life Lonestarball logic:

1) Rangers have proven they can score on the Giants
2) Giants haven’t proved anything. Their offense is teh suck!
3) Therefore Rangers have Giants right where they want them!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they realize that they’re never going to see Ramirez in a close game.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they don't see

bases empty walks in a close game. Or a lopsided game. Dammit.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

something about their optimism annoys me.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Oct 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

For real. It just seems so wrong. Everyone should be pessimistic like us.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not so much that their optimistic, as that their logic is stupid.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The interweb told me the same thing!!!

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Oct 28, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

.500 ball for a week gets it done.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

how amazing is that?

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, but how magical is it?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there’s mere mediocrity inside, we win.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I've never been a believer in magic

but you’d better believe I’m a believer when it comes to mediocrity. Oh yes.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That point was Grant's

but can’t hurt to emphasize it

by Hatuxka on Oct 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's that one commercial?

“Three, is a magic number”

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Automatically rec’d.

by wcw on Oct 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at those pearly whites

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had 3 WAR in 2010.

by wcw on Oct 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 111 games, not bad at all.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man plays defense, and went on a hellacious hot streak for a while there. Like tonight.

by wcw on Oct 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defense wins championships..etc etc. But yeah I’m not gonna lie I didn’t like it when I first heard about the extension…after tonight…I’m willing to let it slide

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like him, even when he sucked for a while there.

But when he’s hot, he’s hot. If he wasn’t hurt for over a month, he would have easily gotten 4 WAR.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

His August September was crazy baseball

hitting like .320 and slugging over .500

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not really true, 3 WAR in a not full season is quite good.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I didn’t realize that. Not bad, Mole. Now just go 4-5 every game this series, okay?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That depends on your believing that he somehow played much better defense in 2010 than he did the rest of his career. That… seems unlikely, even though, subjectively, I thought his defense was damn good. Still, he probably was good for 2 WAR in only 111 games, which is still good. And he is, as they say, getting hot at the right time.

by taliesin on Oct 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do.

But I also don’t care about anyone’s contract for at least another week.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOL

All these ppl posting magic number gifs. Oh well, here is mine again:

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

wtf? lol

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s three of them!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 27, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is correct.

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 28, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know that scene in Rocky 4..

well in the 5th inning this was going through my head….

“He’s worried! You cut him! You hurt him! You see? You see? He’s not a machine, he’s a man! "

Fate is inexorable

by howcanilose on Oct 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the thing with these “invincible” pitchers, Timmy included. Punch them in the mouth and they start to unravel a little.

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually sent a text then saying THE RUSSIAN’S CUT

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got chills

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the playoff fever right?

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 27, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolz are you just gonna keep answering ‘yes’? XD

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 27, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the awesome Ivan Drago reference right?

Fate is inexorable

by howcanilose on Oct 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I even posted “The Russian is cut, the Russian is cut” in the gameday thread.

Great minds…

"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja

by Giant Torture on Oct 28, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seldom run into a cut Russian.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

ICWYDT

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 28, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful.

And I don’t even want to hear any whining about how “that didn’t even feel like a win” or something because the Rangers scored 3 runs in the 9th. We won game 1 of the World Series. That’s all that matters.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Who’s saying that? I’ll kick his or her respective ass!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

A win is a win is a win

I don’t care how they get it…all that matters is they WIN

by Mdizzle138 on Oct 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It could have been 11-10 and it still would have been a win. We won game 1 of the World Series.

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 28, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Rangers fans in the bar I was in were probably thinking that. But fuck them.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

this just shows giants fans and rangers fans come from totally different places mentally

If the roles were reversed, I’m pretty positive every Giants fan out there would feel nothing but impending doom even if the Giants scored three runs in the ninth.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

made me feel better

now i can’t sit and go “the rangers just didn’t show up, they’ll dominate us when the offense comes to play.” Nope, their offense DID come to play, and at the end of it, WE WON GAME 1 OF THE WORLD SERIES!

by richmindbear on Oct 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow people are saying that?

All I need to say is Scoreboard. The Giants just won a World Series game

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure felt like a win to me (in the 5th inning)

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

WON GAME ONE

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard the first ‘graph of your writeup spoken in Garrison Keillor’s voice. I like it.

It’s off to bed for me. A glass of milk and some Mystery Science Theater to send me off into that good night.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Perhaps “The Unearthly” in honor of Halloween.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhhhh yeahhhhhh!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Oct 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Pee Wee Timmy

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really wish I was good at photoshop. Shopping him into Once Upon A Time in Mexico with this would be awesome.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

would be jealous.

He probably connects with MadBum and his colorful piece of luggage.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a bowtie?

Bowties are cool.</gratuitous Doctor Who reference>

The San Francisco Giants are the 2010 National League Champions, and I WAS THERE.
At home. To watch it. On my television.

by KyrieEleison on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a blister, my body feels like shit, and I’m doped up on day quil. Pssh, whatever. Today is the best fucking Wednesday ever! Go Giants!

by thirteen on Oct 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

BUST OPEN THE NYQUIL IT’S TIME TO CELEBRATE!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Oct 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have outslugged the Texas Clifflees in Game 1 of the World Series.

 Funny, ESPN thought SF would score -2 runs tonight and lose.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Oct 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I went out to the porch during the third inning...

and was forced into exile for the rest of the game. I watched the rest of the game from a bench outside of Giovanni’s Pizza on Mission. The proprietor invited me in around the 6th inning, but the big inning happened while I was on the bench, so on the bench I stay.

You guys better thank me.

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]

by GiantBrass on Oct 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT UP!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chez getting fired up while tim tim shows that white dudes can jump.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

from the bottom of my ♥ I thank you
cuz that’s usually me in exile, I feel your torture!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done. Well done.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

mlb.com goes with TWO stupid puns in headline

Ten-gallon splat: SF knocks Texas off a Cliff

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

espn.com: Juan Giant Step

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

I’ll take it.

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Oct 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, he even led of with quotes from Freddy.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that. He was the only guy(well only guy I know) to predict Giants go to WS at the beginning of the year. HE predicted us to beat Braves and Phillies. And for us to beat the Rangers in the WS. ANd he wrote THAT? Oh well.

Fate is inexorable

by howcanilose on Oct 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA! What a story Jon!

"If all the people love each other, the whole world would be a better place to live" - Johnny (Tommy Wiseau) from the film masterpiece, "The Room"

by Tommy Wiseau is a Giants Fan on Oct 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love the quotes in the comment section!

“Anyone who thinks the Giants stand a chance tonight are retarded. Cliff Lee has been the best pitcher all post season and steps up in big games every time. The Giants have a shot against the other Ranger’s pitchers but not Lee. The inconsistency in the Giants hitting against a guy who made the two best teams in baseball look ridiculous? You have to take the Rangers game one even if you are a fan of the Giants. Now whether the other members of the Rangers rotation step up is the real question.”

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Oct 28, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Texas: Hotbed of Baseball Acumen.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, Jayson Stark reported in an article someone on KNBR making the case that San Francisco is a baseball town through and through with a proud, long history, whereas Texas is about football, not baseball. And the comments were pretty hilarious. Anybody who denies that football rules in Texas doesn’t know what the hell they’re talking about.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

re: SF is a Baseball town

Interesting opinion. I personally always thought SF would go most nuts for a Giants title, even after the Niners started winning theirs. Can’t say why, I just thought so. Then I read some other opinion that the Niners peg it because they were founded here.

I dunno. Hope to find out.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Oct 28, 2010 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

EMMY-NOMINATED BEST DRAMA ON TV

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can I just say

LOL ESPN experts saying Lee was unhittable. LOL experts picking us to lose game one.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

the same who thought Halladay was “unhittable”….lolzzzzzz

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Oct 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol at how we do this.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He bleeds! Behold a god who bleeds!

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight was a bit like Diomedes wounding Ares the god of war in his rampage. It can be done!

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Big Phone yelled, so loud you would have thought
A million Giants fans had shouted at once

A million Giants fans did yell at once.

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 28, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

ibleedorangeandblack! ibleedorangeandblack!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how little difference the Rangers ninth-inning rally really made. Never in doubt.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER IN DOUBT

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 28, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have used a similar strategy against Halladay, Oswalt and now Lee and although it hasn’t necessarily worked from a runs-scoring perspective until tonight, it’s definitely something they should continue using.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

MEULENS!

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was really nice

to finally see them break through when they had a guy in trouble. Oswalt sneaked out twice in game 6.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be the first to admit I’m wrong about BamBam if they continue to take good approaches this series and hit the pitchers

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

<3 Jon Miller is on the PGW.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

techsig12 likes this

"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

by techsig12 on Oct 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

2010 Giants are now 8-3 in the postseason. Nice.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

4-0 when the opposition gives them an unearned run.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite post of the night
Giants are done.

I’m sick of it. I’ve been through enough losing seasons. We’re overmatched. This is fucking stupid.

by Matt Perri on Oct 27, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

yup. top of the second inning.

by coolandtough on Oct 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol that guy

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MATT PERRI

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that one

I thought it was ridiculous even at the time. Now…LOL

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Perri

Douche of the Day!

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Matt Perri

the last season of Friends wasn’t so bad that you have to ruin everyone else’s life

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

ICWYDT

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wouldn't be McC if there wasn't dramatic overreaction!

To be fair, those first innings were pretty damn torturous.

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]

by GiantBrass on Oct 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

joined Oct 03, 2010

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a veteran of torture.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like the guy in the GDT

I asked him if he was new, and he said “No, I been here during the NLDS and NLCS”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

We need to make the waiting period for registration like 4 weeks long in the playoffs.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bandwagoners:

douchey at the park, comedy material on McC.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s crazy what happens when your team is winning.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Oct 28, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Perri is actually Cliff Lee. He knew what was coming.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

More elbow room for the rest of us!

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 27, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some other quotes to remind us how badly this game started.
I think I’m going to throw up again
by 49er16 on Oct 27, 2010 5:04 PM PDT
Haha, funny, Tim. Now pitch for real.
by Natto on Oct 27, 2010 5:05 PM PDT
FUCK
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 5:06 PM PDT
I’m just happy they’re in the World Series!
by Every6thDay on Oct 27, 2010 5:07 PM PDT
WTF WAS THAT?
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 5:10 PM PDT

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS FREDDY?
by thebighead on Oct 27, 2010 5:20 PM PDT

WOW THAT CLAW IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING
by Wreckonized on Oct 27, 2010 5:27 PM PDT

How quickly things change.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus all the bondslegend tweets about the Giants being swept.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was the grougthink on that weird ass play in the first with Lincecum not throwing the ball on the run down?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 27, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a lot of

“WTF?”

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I have a good sense of what triggered each of those comments.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The claw being annoying is a constant.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just a paw once it’s declawed.

And don’t deer make up a very high percentage of roadkill?

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

'SHOP REQUEST: "The Deer Hunter"

movie poster featuring your choice of 2010 Giants

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll admit

I was one of those forecasting doom and gloom after the second inning, but while others may have just recently jumped on the bandwagon, all I could see were highlights from the ’89 series going through my head. Bob Welch and Dave Stewart just mowing through the Giants lineup. So in my defense, my knee-jerk pessimism comes from decades upon decades of torture and despair.

"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja

by Giant Torture on Oct 28, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

In fairness
FUCK
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 5:06 PM PDT

This was in response to a Sanchez double, you were just reading it wrong.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think we all told him he didn’t have to be here, and that it was ok to leave.

that said, i didnt think we’d win tonight after it was 2-0 and Timmeh was not doing well. But I just said “we’ll get em tomorrow”… def didn’t think the series was over already.

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was this fellow immediately banned ?

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 28, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

JON!!!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

On the one hand: if you don’t have Mota start the 9th with a 7-run lead, why is he on the roster.
 
On the other hand: if you want to get the bullpen some work it’s nice to have a 7-run lead.
 
Bochy is an idiot or a genius. Or both. Or neither.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon on the radio WOOOO

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Roll over and die.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He meant the Giants will roll over and die. Not that you should do it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol me fail

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Oct 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is funny

Pseudochasm’d

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was replying to your final question man.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Wolf, Tim Stauffer and Jason Hammel on the other hand…

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but screw them, they’re at home watching it.

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Oct 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

I’ll be a lot more confident after Tommy Hunter leaves in 5 innings, rather than toss a shutout.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is the sad LOL reality of it.

the less command a pitcher has, the more likely he is to beat us.

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE GIANTS CAN’T BEAT WHAT’S-HIS-FACE

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAN’T BEAT GUYS WITH NOSES

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three more wins, please

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Only because you said please, they'll consider it.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm that did not turn out very centered, i ought to try that again

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's perfect

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it looks good (TWSS)

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s centered on Huff and that’s what matters. You could just trim some off the left.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d as-is.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s how you’re supposed to strut when you got a thong on!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

MSM?

I didn’t know they were romantically involved…

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is such. a. great. picture.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff Strut > Leo Strut

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 27, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

badass

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was such a great play by Huff

Also, lol 1st base coach

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, didn’t see the photo upstream

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Oct 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is he looking at? YOU’RE OUT, JACKASS!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly

he got lost thinking about Huff in just his thong.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Oh, I’m sorry, Ian, you can’t return to first base.”

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

When this happened I yelled, “Suck it, Kinsler!” in the bar. I felt bad for the Rangers fan sitting next to me, but not that bad.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game. Set.Match.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff: “Yeah, that’s right.”

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 27, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the “HATERS GONNA HATE” walk after the tag.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s how you’re supposed to strut when you’re wearing a thong.

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we get Happy Leonardo DiCaprio in this?

Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Oct 27, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, that was fucking stupid of him.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Oct 27, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I will be wearing this new shirt to watch every game in the series apparently.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I'm eating seeds every game from now on

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

my wife started running on the treadmill right when the giants went ahead

she’s going to be in great shape before this things over

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Oct 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Replace all the flooring in your house with treadmills

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you can re-create that OK Go video!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 27, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to keep wearing a red thong.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?

by kdl on Oct 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m cant_buy_a_run and I support this message

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not Brett Favre but I bet he’d support this message.
/ESPN’d

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pom-pom curse is lifted! (It might not have ever existed, but still!)

by Every6thDay on Oct 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They still look stupid

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cogently agreed, 6th Day.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would just prefer it if they stop giving them out to be on the safe side !!

by skunk5150 on Oct 27, 2010 11:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Fuck yeah.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Likewise.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

'kin A

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee

was said to be untouchable. He hit Andres. I’m amazed.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Oct 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Only the Giants

can take an 11-4 lead to the ninth and make it real interesting. This game had drama in the first couple innings, action in the middle innings, and Vlad provided comedic relief in the later innings. Watching Vlad’s comedic routine in right has got to be the funniest thing I’ve seen this postseason.

by 49ersFootball...Torture! on Oct 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I laughed at Vlad, but my girlfriend felt bad for him. I just kept laughing.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man

down those Gatorades guys.

PRODUCT PLACEMENT.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

topia?

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Oct 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, way to go CSNBA

Zoom in on a Giants fan, WHO WAS RUBBING HIS NIPPLE.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Hawt.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky nipple!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he was rubbing his nipple ring?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team was shut down by Jake Arrieta this season.

How do we score seven runs off Cliff Lee? This is one of the things I love about this team. You never know what you’re gonna get.

by WasabiTorture on Oct 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

They are good pitchers kryptonite.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love this tweet from Posnanski:

Last time Giants scored 8 runs in a game … more than a month ago, on 9/25 in Colorado. All they needed was Cliff Lee.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, apparently he’s planning to make a post on Cliff Lee. YES YES YES PLEASE

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No shit!

That is fucking mind blowing

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has been a deliciously weird season.

by wcw on Oct 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

In April, you could probably add Texas playing in that game to the list.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What channel is that graphic from?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN America

Some stream I found after Fox kept closing down the good ones. I really gotta get one of those digital converters, and a TV

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm 100% radio

Would suck, accept our play-by-play dudes are the Renaissance masters of painting pictures in my head.

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

except

I blame Timmy for all brain farts tonight

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have TV and radio going, but hardly watch the tv anymore. really almost forget it’s on half the time.

by coolandtough on Oct 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great pic man! It really is unbelievable!

"If all the people love each other, the whole world would be a better place to live" - Johnny (Tommy Wiseau) from the film masterpiece, "The Room"

by Tommy Wiseau is a Giants Fan on Oct 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta say, as much as I hate Buck and McCarver, Joe Buck gave K&K serious props on the broadcast. Called them “One of the best, if not THE best team in all of baseball.”

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Oct 27, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Olney agrees.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'd have to be mildly-mentally retarded not to agree.

And even then, Buck and McCarver were still able to overcome that hurdle.

"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja

by Giant Torture on Oct 28, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

also Cliff Lee pitching for the Rangers. In April I thought the Mariners were gonna run away with that division

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

and yes I realize that isn’t Lee in the picture

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's been a long, strange, and AWESOME journey...

so far!

Let’s keep it up until the end!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because . . .

I, Gallo del Cielo, so deserve this.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm rooting for your happiness, gallo :)

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the Cock of Heaven!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where did you watch the game at?

That doesn’t look like Fox graphics.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mid just went bonkers

by BeatLA55 on Oct 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

my bottom just went bonkers

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

blew my top

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This practically deserves front-paging!

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man I love this game...

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feel like this should be colored green.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

shopped

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can tell by the pixels.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 27, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants have now beaten all the top tier pitchers they faced this year

minus Strasburg

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

But Andres Torres!

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants beat Cliff Lee and Roy Halladay in the playoffs

But can’t hit Tim Stauffer to save their lives. I’ll never understand.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

First big inning the Giants had, my son was busy throwing up. I was really glad they had more big innings. I didn’t want that to become a thing.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Next time we need a big inning, stick your finger down his throat!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He had too much of the Philly fans

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Oct 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’ced for international awesomeness.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did leave my chair and let out a yell that I’m sure frightened many Thais in neighboring rooms.
 
Adios pelota… Sawatdee leuk…

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yessssssssssssss

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made a fool of myself by some not-really-that-into-baseball people who were watching the game. It’s a good thing to do.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

!!!!

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUICED

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My only Giants shirt

Is a Tokyo Giants shirt I bought when I was 12 . . . uh, over a decade ago when I visited Japan.

I’m wearing it under my teaching clothes as Games 2, 4-7 are mostly while I work, ugh.

Is this where people put witty comments and quotes?

by kasutori_Jack on Oct 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

The Tokyo Giants are basically the NY Yankees in Japan, so I can’t root for them.

But their merchandise, I think, looks pretty cool.

Is this where people put witty comments and quotes?

by kasutori_Jack on Oct 27, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m conflicted. On the one hand, they’re the Giants and they look reasonably good in their uniforms. On the other hand, they always win.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Coffee

Ugh, it’s small as crap.

Why are the two options on imgur big as hell and tiny . . .

Is this where people put witty comments and quotes?

by kasutori_Jack on Oct 27, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could always use the big image, and use the width and/or height tag to size it.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Oct 27, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The more you know.

Thanks, I’ll look for it next time. I coulda swore I didn’t see any options, but I was high on Giants.

Is this where people put witty comments and quotes?

by kasutori_Jack on Oct 28, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

This time we win game 2

And push Texas against the wall.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Then we take Berlin.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Baby, I’ve been waiting,
I’ve been waiting night and day.
I didn’t see the time,
I waited half my life away.
There were lots of invitations
and I know you sent me some,
but I was waiting
for the miracle, for the miracle to come.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That game started ugly and it ended ugly

But the middle sure was fun

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

havenot, you sweet young thing,

we are born ugly and we die ugly.

Accept it. It is the human condition.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee: Welcome to San Francisco

Coming in, Cliff Lee’s career postseason ERA had been a microscopic 1.26, Lee’s earned-run average for today’s game was 11.57.

by thirteen on Oct 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

We'll never hit Lee, he's the best ever, nails, never hits batters, can't be hit hard, will kick our asses.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't think of a pic for a motivational poster along the lines of saying

Cliff Lee: He’s no Christy Mathewson.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 27, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

But wishful thinking.

Like most fap worthy thoughts.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather see Carl Crawford in our lineup

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carl Crawford, 08-10: .297/.349/.454
Jayson Werth, 08-10: .279/.376/.513

Just sayin’.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

age, stolen bases, non-arbitrary statistic cutoff points

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still

That’s a big difference.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

but VRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOM!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in the Werth camp. Also, I bet Werth comes cheaper.

However, World FUCKING Series!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd prefer Crawford

But given that he’ll probably be much too expensive, Lee would be just fine.

What I’d REALLY like though is a trade for a SS.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 27, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much as I’d like to somehow steal Elvis Andrus out from under the Rangers’ noses, I think Uribe is your starting day SS next year.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

you wanna trade a guy who hit two game-winners in the NLCS, then the crushing blow tonight?

a guy who 14 of his 24 HRs this year either put us in the lead or tied the game?

I don’t believe in “the clutch” statistically, but man, he’s making me BELIEVE!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe’s gonna be a free agent next year, though, so if he doesn’t come back because he gets more moneys elsewhere…

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 27, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Jazzy, and I won’t cry or anything if we sign him to a new deal, but SS is a great place to acquire some desperately needed speed.

That said, we don’t have a ton of trade chips, and to be honest I don’t see many teams offering us a reasonable deal on any shortstop who’d be a real upgrade over Uribe. Unless something remarkable happens, he’s probably it.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 27, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a funny thing, really. Drafting Posey worked out (obviously), but as Grant pointed out today all of the internet nerds wanted Justin Smoak, who this year was traded for Cliff Lee. So apparently the Giants could have had a 4-month Cliff Lee rental instead of Posey.

by taliesin on Oct 27, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Justin Smoak . . .

used to party with that dude.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll hide my noobie post in here

Wow. Game 1 is in the bag and it still doesn’t seem real. 7 months ago (more or less) I was in Scottsdale, Arizona for spring training, soaking in the sun and the Giants love. And now we’re in the WS. We’re playing the WS. We won Game 1 of the WS. Holy crap.

by SalmonCzar on Oct 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I KNO

HOLY CRAP

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, Holy Crap sums it up!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is how I feel

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

This is completely surreal….

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 months ago I was at Fanfest thinking we’d be lucky to make the playoffs.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking

We’d be lucky if we did badly enough to get rid of Brian Sabean

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

kinda in this line as well…

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That thought occurred to me a couple of times.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at ST this year too

My first time ever.

Obviously you all need to subsidize my future returns.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you may be on to something here.

cuddles up with her Buster pic from FanFest

by SalmonCzar on Oct 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still don’t really believe it. ESPN’s just screwing with us, right?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halarious as my friend reminded me that

O’Day was the dude that blew it in game 1 against the Yankees. He called the 3-run shot. It was awesome

by ramirezut on Oct 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Mitch Williams acting like the Rangers actually won the game

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh he's still around?

I thought he was terminally depressed or something not being on the pre-game show.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could win the World Series and then move onto to win the Super Bowl and he'll say the same shit.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s still trying to find out a way to pick the Phillies in five.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

Who was Mitch Williams before he joined the Fox crew?

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is on MLB network

got loaned to Fox for the NLCS I think.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then promptly asked to leave

For the professional commentary talents of ozzie guillen.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you ask me,

that’s a commentary upgrade.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 27, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

an open gas can

Oh, and former Texas Ranger

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhhh

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 27, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody knows

He had to leave Philly via the Witness Protection Program.

by taliesin on Oct 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddie Sanchez

Dude hits doubles

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Seriously

I did not see that coming

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He led the league in doubles in his 2006 season.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just didn't see him dropping 4 doubles today

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's your problem, you're too busy expecting to see things the way others tell you to see them.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

word. Sometimes I do that do.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also has gap power when he’s not too stuck in the get-’em-over mindset of a #2 hitter.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love when Kuip says “maybe the best pick of the year!”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

As usual, my girlfriend is shouting at me to go to bed, but I’m staying up listening to these goofballs

by coolandtough on Oct 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Come to bed"

TWSSHS

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Oct 28, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants did not have a chance in this series if they did not beat Cliff Lee at least once. Now they have a chance to capitalize on that home field advantage and beat Cliff Lee twice.

Boys did me proud tonight.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

good job guys

big congrats from St Louis
i hope you manage it in 4
kick some AL Texas ass!

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

This would be good.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you, dd.

Gallo predicts that runz will continue to happen in this series.

Gallo also predicts that his house will soon be worth what he paid for it in 2005.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

One out of two ain't bad.

Sabean delendum est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Oct 28, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez is Jon's pick

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Inside Baseball with Hall of Famer Jon Miller!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez in the press conf

“Anybody who knows me knows it’s been a long road.”

Should we have really given up Alderson for him? Was it worth it to re-sign him?
Slates cleaned, and the votes are in. Both winning moves.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Oct 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Some dud.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

some non-prospect with an ERA over 6 in A+-AA this year

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT FREDDY SANCHEZ

THE GUY WHO HIT 3 STRAIGHT DOUBLES IN HIS FIRST WS APPEARANCE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Mets GM or something.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ICWYDT

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

ME

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody should probably get out the dead horse gif

But it needs to be said that Freddy Sanchez is at most kinda sorta here because of the Alderson trade. He signed in the off-season as a free agent for a price well above the going rate for slightly above-average second basemen. The trade itself still looks dodgy even if you’re happy Sanchez is here now.

Still, tonight, I’m feeling good about the whole thing.

by taliesin on Oct 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was not a free agent; he resigned with the Giants for 2/12 instead of exercising a 1/8 player options.

The Giants traded Alderson while he still had value to fill a big hole in their lineup and their defense. I still like the trade.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No he did not have an option. His option did not vest because he did not play enough for the Giants, since he was traded for when injured. The Giants had an option, but they did not exercise it.

by taliesin on Oct 27, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This year

7-6, 5.62 ERA

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's only in AA

he was worse in A+, his season overall ended with an ERA over 6

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 27, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Freddy

and was happy we got him. His story is a great one also and the guy works hard. Only one of the great guys we have.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love all of our guys. Even the mean ones!

I love Pablo like a brother and I want Andres to have my babies (we’ll find a way)!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know right? Who woulda thunk it last year after the trade.

Fate is inexorable

by howcanilose on Oct 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I have never been so happy to have been so wrong about something.

Thank you Freddy Sanchez. Continue to prove me wrong.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

1906!

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s one of the crazy things about this team. even when I feel like complaining about a roster move etc., it’s hard to be too mad, because the individuals are all so easy to root for.

by coolandtough on Oct 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except Jose Guillen. Fuck that guy.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa he played for us! It seemed a lifetime ago……

Fate is inexorable

by howcanilose on Oct 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He played for like one game

the others he just kinda took up space

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny, I thought I saw him playing right field for Texas tonight…

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, Guillen would get a ring too if we won… fuck. He’d probably sell it then flip us off for giving him a chance.

Guy won’t be in baseball next year, guaranteed. Not after he didnt travel with the team when in the playoffs b/c he didn’t make the roster.

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll find a place. Shitty veterans always do.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s asking 12 million a year and just got a crushing rep to his already bad rep?

i doubt he finds a home. he seems so stuck up that if he doesn’t get his 12 mil, he won’t play. doesn’t love the game, loves the money

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give him a blow-pop.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

on the other hand, i think Zito has done a great job of being there for the team even though he’s not playing. i think this is his wake-up call, and he will work hard towards becoming a legit pitcher next year, because I guarantee you, he DOES NOT want to sit off two straight postseason rosters.

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s got all the money, but seeing them in the playoff this year, wishing he was on the roster, gives him some serious motivation to do better by himself, the team, and the fans.

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

A year-long duel by Bumgarner and Zito to not be the 5th starter?
 
I’ll take some of that please.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

so will i. some healthy competition is exactly what zeets needs. i think he thought that he’d automatically make the roster, after all, he is getting paid 18m a year.

now he’s gonna work for it, because pitching in the playoffs is something he wants that money can’t buy. we’ve all seen his work ethic in years past. here’s to seeing it again

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Zito being effective again, continued improvements where it is safe to expect them with other players and good off-season signings, we could flirt with 100 wins next year.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is ridiculous

they are more likely to have 86 wins next year than 100.

and if they get this done

I don’t care either way

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, even if they do get a WS win this year, I still want them to be competitive, and if we do win it all, Sabes and Co will be opening the checkbook to keep and sign people who can make this team competitive/playoff caliber for years to come. the pitching is already there.

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Yeah. No. It will be a battle to make the playoffs again.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truth. It will always be a battle with the Giants.

we don’t know what kind of years Torres, Huff, Burrell will have next year, or if they all even will be there.

This is our chance, now.

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll have what he's having.

You know, the drugs.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

what a fucking game!

Can’t believe this. Destiny is the only reasonable, rational, explainable cause left.

by The Franchise on Oct 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

I hope I didn’t dent the roof of my car when Uribe hit his homer.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Feels like game one of the NLCS as well.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like this comment

by ldv on Oct 27, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re totally sneaking in the back door of this thing!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

To steal the magic that’s inside.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rangers pussy is jealous!

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I can appreciate that kind of humor.

/Ari Gold’d

"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

by techsig12 on Oct 27, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS

"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja

by Giant Torture on Oct 28, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

:D

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

UUUUUU

RIBE! CHANT ON CSNBA

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Rain, Cain and Pain tomorrow

Pain for the Rangers that is.

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Oct 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

lets be realistic

there’s gonna be at least a little bit of pain for both sides.

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramon ramirez

can’t even pitch mop up duty.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ramon ramirez

can’t even pitch mop up duty.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY BRO I'M NIBBLING WITH A 7 RUN LEAD

LOLOLOLOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy’s belief in small sample size performance without regard to peripherals bites him in the ass. The problem is that Mota is probably better, but now, because of the reliance on Ramirez, hasn’t pitched in forever.

by taliesin on Oct 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

it WAS only a 7-run lead. What possible event will lead to him pitching at this point?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The apocalypse.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want to say, BWeezy is hawt! I must ♥ crazy, cuz he's got it oozing out his pores!

ok, now back to read Grant’s post!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't spell crossword

Without a sword

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Connery, the category is "S Words."

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 27, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

We can expect the Giants to score 11 runs tomorrow night?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

(title)


 
Sabean delendum est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Oct 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I see you fixed your Latin. (Not that I ever knew it was wrong.)

by taliesin on Oct 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, it’s still wrong. It should be delendus.

by wcw on Oct 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, OK . . .

. . . from now on. But why didn’t someone tell me that backthread, when this was being discussed?

Sabean delendus est!

(See?)

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by owlcroft on Oct 28, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I shouldn’t have said anything – I thought it was fine the way it was and just wanted to point out the funny. And anyway, import words can be any gender, in theory. I mean, it would be unusual, but certainly possible.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

My car is a dude.

Yours?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine is definitely an It. If I developed any feeling toward it, it would probably be feminine. But that isn’t likely to happen. I just hope one of my kids doesn’t throw up in it before I have to sell it to upgrade to something with more than 5 seatbelts.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 27, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do we see Panda tomorrow?

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by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m guessing it’ll be the same lineup

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The likeliest guy to come out would be Burrell. Dude looked absolutely lost tonight.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He took a walk

Against Cliff Lee.

Is this where people put witty comments and quotes?

by kasutori_Jack on Oct 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. A big walk. Came right before Ross’s single, which was followed by Huff’s single and Uribe’s bomb.

by taliesin on Oct 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

he just missed a 3 run homer on a couple of pitches there.

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell doesn’t have the bat speed he used to, along with a long swing. He is a terrible matchup against Lee’s short-arm delivery, and if/when it goes to 5 games in Texas, maybe giving Schierholtz the start (who hits lefties well in a somewhat SSS) isn’t a terribe idea.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game 5 gets a DH. Pat will play one way or another.

So will Pablo, hopefully

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say he wouldn’t play, I just said that maybe giving him a day off for Game 5 wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

let’s worry about Game 2 before Game 5*

  • if necessary :)

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You’re right. I only bring it up since we’re talking about the particular matchup of Burrell vs. Lee, which we don’t have to worry about for some time.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no fucking way you bench Pat Burrell at this point of the season.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

^

Dude is, after Juan, the #2 candidate to run into one, and he knows how to take pitches. He’s also a clubhouse leader and that does count for something.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 27, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus

who are you going to bench him for? Nate Schierholtz? RUSRSUCANNOTBESRS

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Nate got that RBI that one time.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 27, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was good to see

As long as the Giants don’t sign an outfielder, I think Nate has a good shot at being the 25th guy on the roster next year.

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by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate and Ishi both had good at-bats tonight. It makes me feel a bit better about them getting starts in Texas if Huff or Burrell DH.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was really happy that Nate got that hit, because, by my reckoning, every Giant who batted tonight reached base at least once. (Lincecum only reached via error, but still he reached.)

by taliesin on Oct 27, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Second best stat of the night: Tim Lincecum was 0-2 in the 5th inning.

Best stat o the night: Cliff Lee’s postseason record is 7-1.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 27, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Nate

glad to see him get a hit. Not to be substituting for Burrell this week.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i don’t care if he goes 0-WS he needs to be in the lineup.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably not against a left-hander

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember going to opening day...

…and thinking what it would take to get to the World Series. And I certainly did not expect them to get there.

Its an amazing and strange feeling at the same time.

by BeatLA55 on Oct 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep.

And I’ve been through many of these. I wouldn’t even pretend to predict.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BFVCE had a dream last night where the Giants won Game 1 12-9. He told me this morning and I laughed at him.

Y’all can blame him.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s an oracle.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please have him dream a nice 6-1 victory for tomorrow.

by wcw on Oct 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

How spoiled am I to not want to watch CSN cause its not in HD

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

by baybombers on Oct 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think I even get whatever CSN channel you guys are watching.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?

by kdl on Oct 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i was like what, its not in HD? forget it.

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man. Had to watch this while I was in organic chem. lab. A friend of mine had his laptop with him, and he was watching the game online. He was nice enough to have the screen face my direction, so while I was blowing up god-knows-what chemicals, I was able to see Uribe’s home run, Freddy’s doubles, and so on. Best lab of my life.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

(AP) An organic chem lab student, while paying more attention to the San Francisco Giants baseball club’s participation in the World Series than to his experimental results, inadvertently managed to create a formula that simultaneously cures cancer and reverses the aging process.

His lab partner, known only as “Weird Larry”, managed to document the procedure and collate the results into reportable format. In an impromptu ceremony with many of the world’s leaders, “Weird Larry” has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize along with a lifetime award termed simply as “anything he wants for the rest of his life”.

The inattentive organic chem student was not available for comment.

by younghutch on Oct 28, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice Neyer piece:

http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/6045/giants-find-easiest-way-to-win

Giants win by outplaying the Rangers, not by luck.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?

by kdl on Oct 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Impossible

He works for ESPN so he must make excuses for the Rangers

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by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's gonna be fired before its 3am on the east coast

Buster onley alerted bud selig immediately.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does, though he claims the Giants are his favorite NL team. I can think of one of two explanations for the stuff he’s been putting out up until now:

1) He is trying not to look like a homer and is overcompsating as a result.
2) He has a complex resultant from covering the Royals.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s one of the pioneers of sabermetrics. Respect.

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by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right on, Neyer.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Xanthan must have washed his car today.

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Computers have cars now?

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think a lot of people will be saying that we earned it tomorrow because we finally scored tons o’ runs.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quite a fact there…

by skilletboy on Oct 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

amazing what a no offense team can accomplish when the game is actually played.

by opguy on Oct 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

We really have beaten a lot of good starters along the way.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

And good relievers, too.

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by L-Nova on Oct 27, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just have to do this..............

OMG WE WON GAME ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS TEAM IS SO GREAT AND WE LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO CARES IF NO ONE PICKED US THEY ARE GOING TO SHOCK THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria

is Flem’s pick. He had a badass defensive game

by ramirezut on Oct 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I kvetch about him all the time

but you are very right.

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Players of the Game

Kruk – Casilla (Kuip adds laughingly: “Might be the best pick of the year”)
Jon – Sanchez
David B. – Rent
Kuip – Uribe

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

They had brunch at Kruk’s house! Kuip wants Eggs Benedict.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

In the end, we all lose. Except some people.

by rain.TheMist. on Oct 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

REEBAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIBE!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have these caution signs at work!

by nataku on Oct 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh lemme tell you about my dream I had.

We lost Game 1 4-2 lol

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

if you’d said that in the 2nd inning, you mighta been run off the board with pitchforks

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol in my dream last night we were losing 11-6 then i think my brain got angry so it somehow switched to us leading 6-2

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by MetalFaceDoom on Oct 28, 2010 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

gleefully:

does this mean you are singing showtunes

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

glee just means happily; joyous.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

lol

/chasm

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that 5th inning

All I could think of was that scene in Rocky IV where Drago’s been kicking Rocky’s ass, but then Rocky comes back and hits him right in the eye, and everything goes real slow for a sec, and the announcers just yell “HE’S CUT!”.

We cut them tonight. They never saw it coming.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

it's been said, sry2say, you're late.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw. Fuck.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeahh i beat you!

Fate is inexorable

by howcanilose on Oct 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude.

Spoilers.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spoiler Alert: Ivan comes back to beat Rocky. Communism wins.

Fate is inexorable

by howcanilose on Oct 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 MORE WINS!

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Oct 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Murph and Mac are going to be fun tomorrow on my drive to school.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah. They are a lot of fun in the morning

Then it’s 9am, and well, you know….

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what time I leave for work

Dude knows more about last nights entertainment tonight episode than he does sports in general.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is like the one thing where I’m grateful that I have to be there at 7:30-8ish every day.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

I listened to Radnich a little today and it was awful. AWFUL.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 years ago, Radnich was great. Now, not so much.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since I got my iphone and can stream all day, I listen from ~6 on for the whole day. I just turn it real low when Gary is on. Though, I do kinda like Bruno.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. The best part of my commute.

by SalmonCzar on Oct 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't start as early as I used to at work so I have to listen to garbage radnich

I imagine M&M have been going pretty nuts the last few months.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like two kids who just won a pound of candy.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's 8 straight Game One wins

Can we, like, win Game Two as well for once?

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MATT CAIN

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by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain

will dominate tomorrow.

by ramirezut on Oct 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain

smells blood.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS CAIN ABLE??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

When it Matt-ers!!

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain will beat the Rangers like they’re Brock Lesnar.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 27, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I look forward to all the Fox bullshite

for Cain, fancy graphics, what kind of animals he likes to shoot in the offseason, what his favorite color is, blah blah blah

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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turn to CSNBA

First words out of my mouth: “WTF Basketball?”

by BeatLA55 on Oct 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I never cared less about the Warriors beating a really good team

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Warriors beat the Rangers, too?

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by Skaldheim on Oct 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL VLAD

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t even know the NBA started.

by BeatLA55 on Oct 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They play a 13-month season.

You can run, but you can’t hide.

Sabean delendum est!

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by owlcroft on Oct 27, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their playoffs run, what? From April through June?

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think their postseason has six rounds.

by non sequitur on Oct 27, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

June through April, I believe.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 27, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was seriously unaware that the Warriors were playing.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

bob fitzgerald doing the play by play helps that fact.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was on CSNBA alt1 or something. a channel above the reg CSN (if you have AT&T U-Verse)

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just realized

Really nice and consistent strike zone tonight. Didn’t complain at all.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Best zone of the entire playoffs actually.

Maybe 1 or 2 calls that were iffy. None egregiously wrong.

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by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

FanGraphs was noting that Hirschbeck was excellent tonight.

When you don’t notice the umps, they are doing their jobs right. I applaud them.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally true

Some of the pitches the Giants got called out on had people in the bar bitching, but every time I had to say, “Nope. He was out.”

by taliesin on Oct 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had SRO tickets, so we set up down the left field line, right behind a TV. Good calls all around.

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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good game was good!

Too bad we didn’t save those extra 3 runs for matt cain.

by waffles on Oct 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone who brings up momentum

Can feel to dunk their head in the toilet. It’s totally meaningless and the Giants tend to follow up high scoring outbursts with 1 or 2 run games. Tomorrow is a fresh slate, and let’s hope to god our boys find a way to pull it out.

by snafu on Oct 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Momentum is

your next game’s starting pitcher

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT FUCKING CAIN

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad the NBA is going

because no one will be alking about this tomorrow.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I honestly don't know anyone that watches NBA.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do, unfortunately. Some guy asked me in school today, “Who do you support, Lakers or Celtics?” I was like, what the actual fuck.

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by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Where I live, it's mostly baseball and football.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky you.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's all NY sports though.

But I like it here in NJ.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL KNICKS
LOL NETS

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by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TWO CHOICES of SUCK

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

who do you support?

is this soccer?

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

For once, I'm fortunate that my place doesn't have cable.

Means that the only thing we can watch (besides the Discovery Channel) is the World Series.

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by L-Nova on Oct 27, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least they'll be talking about it though

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

supid ypo

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...Matt Cain, 0.00 ERA

What’s the ratio of ESPN coverage of him compared to Cliff Lee?

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Who?

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a ratio for 0 to infinity?

"If all the people love each other, the whole world would be a better place to live" - Johnny (Tommy Wiseau) from the film masterpiece, "The Room"

by Tommy Wiseau is a Giants Fan on Oct 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still in shock

I’m not sure if I’ll sleep well because the Giants won, or if I’ll be restless with confusion from what we just witnessed.

The Giants actually had a good approach AND outcome at the plate vs. Cliff Lee. The national guys are even giving the Giants some credit for the W.

Also the Giants won game one of the world series, in the second highest scoring game one in history.

by coolandtough on Oct 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

you got all gorey with it

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants=global warming

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by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, the Giants actually exist

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win!

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by Sabertooth on Oct 28, 2010 2:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough historical data.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 28, 2010 5:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT THEY ARE NOT CAUSED BY MAN

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH

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by satyricrash on Oct 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re obsessed with the media.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

PREACH IT, BABY!

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll never understand why you (and others) care so much about national media coverage of your team. It isn’t as though it’s hard, in this day and age, to get sufficient media coverage of any major sports franchise anywhere in the world.

by taliesin on Oct 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 27, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not just about the amount of coverage

It’s about the content of the coverage and how little faith media Giants have in a team that continually defied expectations.

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by Chulk on Oct 28, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

*the media giants, lowercase "g"

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by Chulk on Oct 28, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like I've said

Since when does San Francisco give a shit what the rest of the country think?

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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, sometimes you doth protest a bit. ;)

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

True, but...

This is pretty interesting.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 28, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG THE GIANTS JUST WON AND I AM SO ANGRY!

by Dan from NM on Oct 27, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not angry, he’s Huff-happy.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'cable rage for sure

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by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH FUCK YOUR NARRATIVE

GONNA MESS UP YOUR DISCOURSE, HETEROGENIZE YOUR MONOLOGIC

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by shanghaijim on Oct 27, 2010 10:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

HOLY MOLE-Y!

Would be mine

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by NuschlerFace on Oct 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy's Dread, Nightmare on King Street

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Junior Seau'd

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh man. That’s first degree murder.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The CSN post-game show also streams from CSNBA.com

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Right now you can hear awkward commercial banter.

“Don’t forget the mikes are hot, we’re on during commercials, no swearing!”
Kruk: “That’s gonna be hard.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

when did this become slashfic?

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

mlb.tv used to be like that, where you could here banter during commercial breaks.

by Dan from NM on Oct 27, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey: "We're a dangerous team."

FUCK YEAH

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

“Well the team really can pitch that’s about it”

LOL RON WASHINGTON

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

on Uribe “I think he hit like .250 or somethin this year, but I mean, WHO CARES?”

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE NAILED IT

LET’S GET WEIRD

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

How are people watching post game stuff? My boss keeps texting me about it, but all I have is the freaking Warriors and Sharks!

Giants Baseball: Why Not?

by kdl on Oct 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

697

I don’t think its on comcast but its on direct tv.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am watching it on comcast

CSNBA

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh? I’m in Sac and I’m getting it..

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What channel?

Giants Baseball: Why Not?

by kdl on Oct 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSNBA 36, and CSN+ 410

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have U-Verse. Plus is “off air” for some reason. So annoying, and CSN Bay Area is basketball.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?

by kdl on Oct 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

U-Verse. I have heard a lot of bad things about it. How do you like it?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say below that it “sucks,” but I really like it. Being able to record 4 shows at once, and have a ton of recording space on the DVR is great. Also, it never goes out and I have a ton of HD. But no MLB network, and CSN Plus is “off air” right now for whatever reason.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?

by kdl on Oct 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

My sis has it and I thought about trying it down here, but I love MLB network too much and I talked Comcast into giving me a deal after my promo time ran out.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

AT&T

blech.

Got a very negative report from a cow-orker.

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my fault :(

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 27, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I appreciate the help. It’s not your fault that my cable sucks.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?

by kdl on Oct 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.csnbayarea.com/pages/live

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can hear Kruk and Kuip testing their microphones right now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip: “Are there any margaritas over there?”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm, I’m still not getting any video though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

They don’t know they’re on camera.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think someone just tried to start a “Dodgers suck” chant.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s not. The Dodgers are irrelevant.

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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugly game, ended well enough

Matt is wondering if he can haz run support tomorrow too.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Grant, it is the only explanation

And let me just say
I love you guys, man

by BeetLA on Oct 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

So

I’ll assume it was mentioned in a GDT, but can we talk about Bonds wanting to come back as a hitting coach?

Can’t happen soon enough.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I think this Hensley guy is doing just fine

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the issue.

Hensley very obviously (check the squad walks rate versus projections from their histories) is doing an excellent job, and is not an old man. Where and how Bonds could fit in is a curious question.

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by owlcroft on Oct 27, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Special consultant?” Clinics, offseason workouts, etc.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would certainly be nice . . .

. . . in many ways. I’d just hate to see any least friction between him and Meulens, something that is all too easy to find when two men have overlapping responsibilities, however well each may mean.

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by owlcroft on Oct 28, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, that was my thought as well. But if he can focus on educating rather than coaching, I think that distinction makes it viable. Work with Torres on breaking balls. Do a clinic on sliders for, like, half our outfield.

I heard Bonds was pretty intense when he worked with Howard last offseason. Like, hit a folding chair on the left side of the infield during BP. Howard couldn’t do it. Bonds did it in like 10 tries.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, please. He would be such an awesome hitting coach. I’ve never seen a better swing.

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s also very good at explaining his mechanics, and his approach. I think he’d make an excellent teacher, if he made it his profession.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

He has more money than he needs, but he has a huge ego. Tell him you’ll put him in charge of the entire team hitting development process — not the management, but the approach. I think he might do that.

by wcw on Oct 27, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, he forgot how to teach Ryan Howard how not to strike out, though.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can he hit on the side? Please?

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by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I checked CSN for postgame stuff and all I see is Warriors and Sharks. Yuck.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit

man, it is really getting fun being able to watch these highlights with a huge grin on my face over and over. This is such an amazingly awesome run. Just wow.

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Oct 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

THIS THIS THIS

Words cannot describe this teams run.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love every shot with bengie behind the plate

""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering what the hell he was doing after it was hit.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look out. He’s got ideas of how to get these guys out.

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The way he called for a middle-in pitch that Uribe could homer off…I hate to be so cruel, but that was Posey-esque gamecalling right there.

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by groug on Oct 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more jazz.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inside half, at the belt, no movement.
 
You just got Uribated…

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

the pitch looked SOOO fat. I dont know what it is about submariner,sidearmers, but everytime i see it, it looks so effin fat.

Fate is inexorable

by howcanilose on Oct 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

he does not stay balanced

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Oct 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man oh man does O’Day miss his target.

by biff pocoroba on Oct 28, 2010 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Kruk and Kuip!" chant on CSNBA

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

That is a nice pic of Matt!

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha ha

Yes. I’m positive that flashed through Mr. Cain’s brain…

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by ZenPop on Oct 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by O R They? on Oct 27, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woooooo!!!!

Ahem…. Wooooooo!!!!

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by AngeloB on Oct 27, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

how does sportscenter have zero baseball plays in the top 10?

by coolandtough on Oct 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

No plays occurred East of the Mississippi

Therefore they do not count

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

the basketball plays weren’t even good plays. just bizarre.

by coolandtough on Oct 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait..you didn't know

The Yankees Taco Bell commercial is the only baseball being played right now.

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by nvsfg on Oct 28, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

There was no baseball today.

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by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the Yankees/Phillies aren’t in the WS this year.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

you didnt hear baseball got cancelled last weekend when somehow both the yankees and phillies both lost in the world series?

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by sam23 on Oct 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Heat won.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

.500 at best

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

wut?

those cheeseweasels

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably too late of a game, expect them tomorrow.

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by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know why you guys even bother with ESPN

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by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m already hung over.

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by Bond16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

awww! I’m just getting started! celebratory beverages FTW!
CHEERS!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe I will regret going to the gin in the 1st…. for now YEAHHHH!

by Bar None on Oct 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

gin, dang, that’s hard core!
I’m a gurl, so it’s vanilla vodka and coke for me!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

awww that’s cute!

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by LincecumFTK on Oct 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breakfast starts in an hour. I’m debating a nap.

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by Bond16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

also Cheers!

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by Bond16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

gamers don’t need naps ;)

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s true! listening to the comcast post game coverage online. pretty funny how they don’t know its broadcasting live through the breaks.

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by Bond16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw! I wish I could watch! I just checked and for some mysterious reason I can watch CSNBA (boo Warriors) but I can’t get the alt. channel, but it’s a start, cuz I never could afford to pay for CSNBA!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooo! thanks!
but what do i do? do I get the mobile phone app or is it a website thing? I’m too excited to read through all that info ;)

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm… that should just be a link to the comcast broadcast. you shouldn’t have to do anything other than watch. jp posted it earlier. its not all that good though. mostly just off-air bad camera work and people talking and chanting lets go giants.

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by Bond16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOT IT! had to click on banner at top :D
THANK YOU!!!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG! I owe you BIG time, you brought Rich Aurillia to my computer :)
I don’t know if I can take this much excitement in one night!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sure hope so.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don'

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get why ramirez is so fucking stupid

/nibbles with 7 run lead to light hitting short stop

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramon bautista

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey was calling for low fastballs and his were ending up high, so .. . .

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Oct 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude's got eletric stuff with great momvent

/kruk

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

*electric

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any chance Vlad plays in RF again tomorrow? Oh please Oh please Oh please

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a chance.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

but, but, but postseason experience!!!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude's got a great arm

He’s a future hall of famer you gotta have him out there!!!

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a statue, and the Rangers were lucky he wasn’t too badly exposed through the first 7 innings. Against their non-Lee lefty tomorrow I’d expect even more balls to go to right field.

He’ll sit.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw they learned their lesson...he'll be in Center tomorrow lol

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by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hell no

If anything they put him in Left,

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by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

IDK

Ron Washington has a serious man-crush on him

by ramirezut on Oct 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why on earth was he in right in the first place? Cruz has been playing right all year. If Washington really feels he needs Vlad’s bat, why not put him in left?

by non sequitur on Oct 27, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very much this.

It just really goes to show how little the Rangers knew about the Giants coming in. I mean, they designed the ballpark so left field would be a safe haven for an older, power-hitting outfielder with limited/declining/declined mobility. My first thought when they said they were putting him in right was “I really hope it’s not a smokescreen and they’ll actually put him in left.”

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by the guy on Oct 27, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing it was because of the arm. Despite his inability to pick up [something simple] with [something easy to pick things up with] he’s still got a cannon out there.

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by Ott on Oct 27, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

But on a ball in the gap to RF it’s a triple even with his arm. In LF Vlad can still stop the triple with the shorter throw even with his bad legs.
 
Essentially Vlad in RF is giving away doubles at the expense of defensing against the inside the park home run.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I had to try to understand the logic

I would think that the Rangers looked at the Giants lineup, saw a bunch of RH, and figured that vs a LHP, they would be pulling the ball.

Also, the “arm” is traditionally more important in RF.

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by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The second one

Vlad is playing RF for the same reason Guillen was playing RF – arm. Doesn’t make it the right move, but it’s the managerial decision in both cases, all the same.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

It’s a little unfortunate, because though I was hoping/expecting a defensive disaster from having him out there, it would have been much better had he not had those balls go by him in the late innings when the Giants already had a big lead. We didn’t need that then, and had it not happened he might be out there again tomorrow.

by taliesin on Oct 27, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

still wish the Giants had signed him…

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet he’d know how to handle RF here if he did. Fuck ’im.

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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

once again

Thank you Jose Guillen, for leaving before you put up a game like that in RF.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

the guys on lonestarball seem to think washington will play him again. something about “love for veterans”. I didn’t understand what he meant by that

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no, please bench Vlad. I don’t want a future HoF’er humiliating himself on national TV.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man oh man oh man. HOW AWESOME would it be to see this entire team’s hitting heat up for this series. Uribe alone would be great. But man, Uribe’s swing looked great, Sanchez looked fantastic. Oh man.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres

For once did not over swing all night and look horrible.

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres had like 6 hits in the last two games of the NLCS

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEATIN UP

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's true

I just think he looked really good tonight and didn’t seen to be over swinging at all. He looked really good in game 6 as well so I guess I misspoke.

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOR ONCE

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by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel confident in saying that if Torres stays hot this series, the Giants will win.

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by markdash on Oct 27, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's looked great since his day off.

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by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

TURN THE CLOCK BACK TO JULY!

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by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

More of this, please!

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Bring back .400 OBP torres!

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants top two guys tonight, 6 times on base in 10 trips.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff too!

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by Bond16 on Oct 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Methinks Timmy should win Cy Young again...

it’s gotta be a shoe in after beating Halladay and Cliff Lee the first games of both series.

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by girltothemax on Oct 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That and they voted the day after the regular season ended

Land slide win for halladay.

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deservedly so, by the way, even if post-season performances were included.

by taliesin on Oct 27, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They vote for those awards before the postseason even starts, sadly.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cy Young votes were submitted before the post-season started.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Texas, media

We are not the Rays, we are not the Yankees, we don’t come from the AL West.

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by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

SENIOR CIRCUIT MOTHERFUCKERS

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by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I am gonna go read a bit.

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by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not sure how you can read at a time like this

Must be a bitching book but enjoy yourself.

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the book

but it’s nothing special

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by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

re-reading the percy jackson books, cause I finally found a paperback version of the last one which I have not read.

/commence pointing and laughing.

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by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually,

greek mythology fantasy.

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by scout6 on Oct 28, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Surprisingly entertaining and moving with a nice sense of the mythology.

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One of the most beautiful things I've ever heard

The very loud, very clear UUUUUU – Ribe! chants after the homerun.

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So I’m at my parents’ house, and had to use their printer. So I launched Firefox and it restored a session from all the way back in June. And the thread was titled “Open Whatever Thread.”

How far we’ve come.

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by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it me...

or does FP sound a lil faded tonite?

by ramirezut on Oct 27, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The loveliness of Paris

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HE WAS ACTUALLY THERE

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by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tony Bennett can sing to me all night long.

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by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems somehow sadly gay

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by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is of another day

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been terribly alone

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You’re kind of skipping lines here, dude.

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I left my heart in San Francisco

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

High on a hill, it calls to me

Utter frustration and futility.
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To be where little cable cars

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by imovermyhead on Oct 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG OMG OMG...

Bring em on!

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by ch3zyp00fs on Oct 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably too soon to say this, but this kind of feels strangely like when the 1980 US Olympic Hockey team played Sweden for the Gold Medal after miraculously beating the USSR.

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So we have to fall behind first huh?

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by scout6 on Oct 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, not only that, but everybody is saying we can’t beat the Rangers, even though we just beat a better team then them (the Phillies). This Giants team thrives on proving everyone wrong…

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*Finland

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by mymclife on Oct 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost banworthy

A lot of wrong there. First, the jinx. Second, it was Finland, not Sweden. Third, calling the Giants vs. the Phillies on the level of US vs USSR in hockey is just way, way off. A closer approximation would be the Richmond Flying Squirrels against the Phillies.

by taliesin on Oct 27, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair in 1980 the level of US hockey was pretty much flying squirrel-esque.

by Bitter Fan on Oct 28, 2010 5:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s the point.

by taliesin on Oct 28, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a root canal today and the dentist kept telling me about the Rangers lineup. I was in severe pain and pretty much stuck in the chair. Worst three hours ever.

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you should send him a muffin basket as a re-gift for the pain he gave you

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And fill the muffins with ex-lax.

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Ever watch Marathon Man? Do not go back to that dentist.

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At least the Giants sent some pain his way.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tony FREAKING Bennett!

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by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 27, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

so fucking this.

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by LincecumFTK on Oct 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not impressed.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 27, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The masses demand Jello Biafra!

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They really don’t.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BIP IS ON THE POST GAME

WIN SOME INNINGS

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by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants won on bips birthday

Winning innings in style.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

FORMER BATTING CHAMPION!

Bork loves that line.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! I love it.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so amused

that the “Don’t Mess With Texas” gets so much play.

It started out as an anti-litter campaign in the mid-80s

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow I’ll be attending my first game at the Phone Booth since 2001.

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by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't fuck it up

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by NuschlerFace on Oct 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

WHY IS THE FIELD SO SMALL AND WHY IS IT BEHIND CENTER THE SEATS?! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The opera ain't over 'til the skinny boy smokes.

Nice job by Lincecum to get his head in the game.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Weezy looks adorable on ESPN right now!!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

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♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

RIGHT? omg, I’m old enough to be a “young aunt” to him, but I would rob that cradle in a ♥beat!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean other than the whole more manliness than the Old Spice guy thing?

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

tell me you’ve seen the Sesame Street Grover version of the Old Spice guy commercial!
epic! :)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it makes laugh way to hard, I love it

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 27, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's his confidence

Confidence is sexy.

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

confidence, baby blue eyes and a side of batshit crazy….I’m sold! ;)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/facepalm
GAH, how could I forget that butt! nice one :)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yikes

Are those crotch tatoos I spy?

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUST-ED!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re actually Chinese symbols. Or something.

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

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♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

somehow, I expected more chesthair…I wonder where I came up with that idea…
still, yummy!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chest For Men hair coloring…now available at Walgreens

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 28, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

does he live in ATT park?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

the machine lives behind the Chevron cars, so he’s just there checking in on him

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

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♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG WANT WANT

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 27, 2010 10:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

ive never seen wilson wihtout his shirt off

i was srsly expecting 6 pack cause the dude is jacked

by ldv on Oct 27, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s still pretty defined, and I say that as a straight man. i bet he is rock-solid. some guys don’t have to be shiny mr universe to be stronger than the next guy

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell

just look at MMA

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by Viliphied on Oct 27, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly. rock-solid dudes who dont look it, but they will break you in half. that’s what Brian Wilson is.

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s hard as a rock. In every sense. I felt it when I was at Strikeouts For Troops last Christmas. After he signed a baseball card Zito was called up for a speech and he turned around and listened while standing at my table. I used to think he never noticed my drooling, depraved lust, but now I know better. He has … unagi.

This body is hotter than the gymbunny look such as Craigery Morgan.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of all the words that could be used to describe Wilson, I’m not sure adorable is one of them.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s gonna be on Tonight Show tonight!!! With Robin WIlliams as a guest as well!!! So much win!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLUSTERED

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 27, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even Joe Buck got excited by the Uribe homer… inspired by the crowd?

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unlike the Ross home run off of Oswalt where the ball landed before Buck and McCarver even acknowledged that someone was batting.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was ridiculous. I was listening to the great radio call, and then I decided to rewind my TV to see what Buck and McCarver had to say.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

That was more their producers fault – I think they were running a pre-recorded interview.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fox coverage is so shitty, even outside of their awful broadcasters. The camera work, the shoddy reception, the technical issues, the gimmicks, everything.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was a little confused tonight

There were some camera shots that looked like they were taken from a camera hovering around the infield. Were they on a line or something?

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. Mostly suck, but following Uribe back to the dugout after the JH was nice.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you could see the rigging in some of the sideline shots after the game. It’s a poor man’s version of that shitty fly-over system they use for… oh yeah, FOOTBALL. DNW for baseball.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The MLB postseason streaming views allowed you to watch from that camera. It wasn’t a bad view, but I stuck with the one behind the plate, with the centerfield camera up in the corner.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 27, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thing Buck does really well is have a sense of the crowd. For instance, he never tries to talk over the crowd when they’re going boners.

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by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 'going boners'

That was a classic 80s teen sex romp.

by Every6thDay on Oct 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

:( me

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by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should stop trying to talk over the crowd when they’re not going boners, too.

He should stop talking, is what I’m saying.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he’s as bad as his reputation makes him out to be. He has a deadpan approach, which is actually just an old school approach, which makes sense when you consider who his dad is. Plus he has to deal with McCarver all the time. That’s not easy.

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by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Buck is bad, generally boring and (worse) bored. But he’s competent. I can’t say that about McCarver, who really needs to be put out to pasture. With an entertaining and knowledgeable color guy, Buck would be fine.

by taliesin on Oct 27, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Mitch Williams… no-go.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 27, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not just bored, he seems to outright loathe baseball. 10x worse than McCarver.

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Oct 28, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Loathes baseball . . .

. . . but wants it plainly understood that he knows about 173 times more about it than you do. Wonderful combination, arrogance and disdain. Oh, and also ignorance, including ignorance of his ignorance.

Sabean delendus est!

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by owlcroft on Oct 28, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can say that again.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Loathes baseball . . .

. . . but wants it plainly understood that he knows about 173 times more about it than you do. Wonderful combination, arrogance and disdain. Oh, and also ignorance, including ignorance of his ignorance.

Sabean delendus est!

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by owlcroft on Oct 28, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I deserve it. :(

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by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Shoots one out” is hardly inspiring.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was well called

He mixed it up a bit.

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by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, compared to Kuip’s call, it’s awful. But for Buck, it was not bad.

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

“You-ribe”

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 27, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

I usually feel pretty inspired when I shoot one out.

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 28, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

J*zz Hands?

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 28, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

handy rag in the bottom drawer

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think they’re starting to like us a little, they’ve been us on this ride for a week now.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i had class

got home, turned on my tv as Uribe was rounding the basis with the “3 Run HR” banner at the top of the screen

I just texted my dad “what the fuck”

awesome.

by PocketfullofPoseys on Oct 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Listened to "The Underdog" by Spoon today on the iPod

You got no fear of the Underdog
That’s why you will not survive
BA DUN DA DUN DUN DUN

Spoon is from Austin, Texas but there’s no doubt what this song is about.

"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

by techsig12 on Oct 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Spoon=great

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/agrees

"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

by techsig12 on Oct 27, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was listening to Florence and the Machines-“Dog days are over” and have been thinking about how perfect it will be if we can play .500 over the next week.

Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Oct 27, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I had "Finer Feelings" on permanent auto-repeat

I’d be very happy.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 27, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vlad has raised the bar when it comes to failing as a right fielder at AT&T park.

by apistat on Oct 27, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s hope he didnt use up all his right field prowess on Game 1.

Fate is inexorable

by howcanilose on Oct 27, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see some .gifs collecting, ala Ibanez.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 27, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

SABEZ WUZ RITE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

HAVEN'T YOU GOTTEN YOURSELF IN ENOUGH TROUBLE TONIGHT

:P

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA HA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I AM NOT AN IDIOT!"

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was bad

But how quickly we forget the magical Brad Hawpe.

by taliesin on Oct 27, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially considering how his first mistake had nothing to do with the ballpark

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 27, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know this was XFs 141st most likely score

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 27, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

So it was likely?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

out of 100

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFUUUUUUU

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET'S GET FIRED UP

Let’s get fired up. SAN FRANCISCOOOOOOOOO….. WE GOT GIANTS.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Oct 27, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

My thoughts confined to an FB status update

Really, there isn’t enough I can say about this game. Juan Uribe fielding, Juan Uribe hitting. Freddy Sanchez hitting, nay, SMASHING. Defense defenstrating. Vlad Guerrero fielding a negative infinity UZR. The Giants offense bouncing Cliff Lee after 4 & 2/3. I really can’t comprehend all of this right now.

by Cheeeese! on Oct 27, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Sergio Romo, Javi Lopez, both stellar tonight.

As for Affeldt, I don’t what was wrong with him. ;/

BUSY, BUSY, BUSY

by girltothemax on Oct 27, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt looked like Jeremy Affeldt of the first two months. I have to wonder if he was fully warm and ready to go.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

VLAD in RF

on ESPN they just said good chance Vlad will still start in RF tomorrow. If this is true, it will be awesome.

by rudo on Oct 27, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, but they also sad Fontenot was starting tonight for the Giants, so not sure I trust them…

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobby Valentine said Vlad would be playing again tomorrow

Please. More LOLdefense!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 27, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shift-A

You know, I should really remember PGTs exist.

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

lol chopped again

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don't

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Inception'd

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 27, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw, chop! we’re gonna have to put a lowjack on you! ;)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. I saw the tweet about the new thread, but I went to go talk to my friends and I got distracted.

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your Mom lets you have friends over? My Mom says I have to clean up the damn basement first.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep! I keep the basement clean, so I get to have friends over!

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribated!

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love Jazz Hands.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 27, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has his flask in his hip pocket.

It helps with the jazz.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s just a third of an inning of chaw

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

would be a sixth for Ibanez

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Predicted new talking point

Giants are in trouble because the Rangers can put up 7-8 runs easily but they can’t keep this sort of thing up.

by apistat on Oct 27, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

And Cliff Lee will be hungry for revenge.

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"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Already present on Lone Star Ball.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything about the part where we were essentially trading runs for outs?
 
No, didn’t think so.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. Sure, Lincecum struggled, but the Rangers shouldn’t be too proud of scoring off Ramirez and Affeldt. Not exactly the key relievers for the Giants. Casilla, Romo, Lopez and Wilson were just fine.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hamilton and Cruz didn’t even really do anything. :/

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's all about Bullpens in this series

Ram Ram not cut out for it. Romo is back, I miss Chris Ray.

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You miss Chris Ray?

Why?

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Oct 27, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Ray,

given the whole Molina technicality thing, would Ray get a ring either way out of this WS?

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by L-Nova on Oct 27, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Ray is English for Ramon Ramirez

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

However, there’s, like, 100% chance they’ll have a good series, and stuff.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walked back to the dugout.

Didn’t punch anything.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, predicted talking point. They rebounded after the Yankees trampled them in Game 1, and can do it again.

The difference: Cliff Lee won’t be pitching Game 3.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Ram Ram will try to close out every game.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rangers shot themselves in the foot, the Giants didn't win this one...

The Rangers should have saved Lee for tomorrow, pitched Wilson tonight, and they would have won.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Oct 27, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure scoring eleven fucking runs qualifies as “winning” in any universe, broseph.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 27, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I was merely trying to mimic the major media writers...you fell in.

And I’m not your broseph, Mandingo.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Oct 27, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry hard to tell

what with the influx of WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEW GUY, I’VE BEEN HERE SINCE THE NLDS

also the influx of beer to my mouth

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Irony detectors . . . .

 . . . should be set on “high.”

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No worries, mate. Been here a couple years.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Oct 27, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit! You got me too!

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah…not sure how that works. Sure, the Rangers gave up 11 runs, but the Giants also scored 11 runs.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well...Texas would have scored 12 to the Giants 11 if the game were longer!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Oct 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm…you may be onto something…

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally rec'd.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was okay.

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d for truth, eloquence.

by Dan from NM on Oct 27, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I’ll take it.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jed york should send the giants a check

“Thank you for making us irrelevant so people don’t talk about how much of an embarrassment we are to the bay area all day”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Sat next to some Texas Rangers "fans" at the bar in DC tonight

Some gems..

1) Asked me which one of our pitchers was starting tomorrow

2) Asked me what position Cody Ross plays

3) Told me our bullpen was terrible and thats when they’d beat us.

Left after the eighth inning to me shouting at them that at least they still had the Cowboys.

by DFARowand on Oct 27, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

4) said the cowboys still have a chance at the playoffs because they are Americas team

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

5) That Cliff Lee guy shouldn't let Christy Mathewson clean his cleats

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by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Left after the eighth inning to me shouting at them that at least they still had the Cowboys.

Nice.

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by groug on Oct 27, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guy I sat next to first tonight, admittedly not a Rangers fan, commented on Lincecum starting game one of the World Series as a rookie. I politely correct him.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

I would have bought many drinks tonight at that place.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was the driver

So I settled for one 25 oz Sam Adams Winter Bock + lemonades

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Oct 27, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quality desginated driving

I went to the store for a few tall cans and a pack of ciggerates during the 6th inning to prepare for potential torture.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

harder than and rec I’ve ever rec’d

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

was Melissa a good server?

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 27, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my favorite parts of this playoff run

Is watching Barry celebrate like any other fan.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw him once on the TV side

Did they have more barry fist pumping highlights?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is awesome

BEAT. THEY. ASS.

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tell you what

I realize he was surly at times and of course the steroids thing and he had the affair and all…

But sometimes I find it hard to believe that people hate him. I love BB so much.

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by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say what you want about him

But I don’t ever feel like he ever quit on his team, his fans, or the game. When a game was going on, all he ever did was play. You never saw Barry pull a stunt like Manny has in his career. And I’ll always respect him for that.

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by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, he slowed it down from time to time.

But he was always worth the money, and the greatest player in baseball.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 27, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well for a play here or there, but sometimes it’s smart to avoid injury. But I meant more mentally, he never really checked out, sat out because he was being a baby, etc.

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by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, he had a dislike of the media

who doesn’t?

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry just had the "eff you" motivational approach down to a t

He wasn’t perfect, but he’s not some cartoonish supervillain either. I think it’s cool to see him a little looser at the ballpark in his post-playing days.

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by Smoke on the Water on Oct 27, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I realize he was surly at times and of course the steroids thing and he had the affair and all… but the dude could play baseball.

Fixed

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by nvsfg on Oct 28, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOVED that. It’s in one of the highlights on sfgiants.com.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah jeez. I’ll see if I can find it, I’ll post it downthread if I do.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think they know how to handle a big lead

It’s almost endearing; they were like lost puppies out there around the end.

by apistat on Oct 27, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

No save situation?

Fuck this shit lets give em free base runners!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trading bases for outs is not a bad thing when you’re up 7 runs.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walking guys doesn’t get outs unfortunately.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both times they opened up a lead

I knew it was not going to last. Partially as you say they haven’t had to in forever, and partially because there just isn’t a mop-up guy who can pitch 2 innings (Like Casilla did tonight, but I dunno if that’s really what he’s supposed to be doing).

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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many bases did the Rangers steal?

0 rite?

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 27, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

Huff made a feeble attempt at a steal and kruk got to drop his vintage “Molina completely shuts down the running game” line.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff would have made it if Kinsler hadn’t blocked the bag with his foot. Bengie made a quick unload, but it still wasn’t a great throw.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff is a pro or else Kinsler gets his leg destroyed there,

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. Chase Utley would have put him in a wheelchair.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terrible slide.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather Huff go in feet first in be out than risk hurting himself with a Mark DeRosa Superman dive.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, definitely, but it was bad form for a feet-first slide.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Huff’s not exactly lauded for his baserunning, even if he generally gets good reads and whatnot.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF with that anyway

wasn’t it like a 4 run lead there? Not a good idea.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Adios Beisbol"

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine works too

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonron!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So GOOD

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 27, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manos de Jazz

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fill in the quote:

“Shhhh, shhhh. Just watch it go.”

“I put on my robe and wizard hat.”

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this button summarizes Cliff Lee’s thoughts when he saw that swing.

(Don’t worry, it’s absolutely worksafe.)

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by L-Nova on Oct 27, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a picture

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE CROWD REACTIONS!!

EVEN BENGIE!

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by satyricrash on Oct 27, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina has a Hot Dog in his.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 27, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a fistful of garlic fries

He missed them so much in Texas.

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by L-Nova on Oct 27, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan Uribe is a baseball hero.

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s mayic insigh!

by withclubsauce on Oct 27, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

that's a beautiful shot

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this guy.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 28, 2010 5:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

2010 GIANTS: The Anti-Jinx Team

Usually I’d do this with pictures (I’m simple that way)… but this is better using words…

So, I’m talking to another Giants’ die-hard… and we’re talking about what constitutes a jinx for the Giants and their long history of heartbreak… and he says this is the year when jinxes DO NOT MATTER. We talked about it a bit more and I agree…

He wore his 2002 World Series shirt… and talked of going to Lefty O’Doul’s (where we had watched that tragic Game 6 together)… I agreed and mentioned that if you didn’t believe in superstition that 100% of the time things would happen the way they happen… but if you were superstitious, then you’d have about a 50% shot of being wrong.

His main point is that we’ve been tip-toeing around as Giants’ fans for years and what has it got us? Squat.
Time to spit in the eye of those damn baseball gods!

There’s karma… and there’s acting civilly and playing by the rules… however

WE’RE WINNING THIS THING AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

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by ZenPop on Oct 27, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Fate accepts your challenge

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by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE HAVE NO FEAR..

WE WILL MAKE OUR OWN DESTINY!!!!!!

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by ZenPop on Oct 27, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s time to slay the dragon.

The Rangers are not the dragon.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE DRAGON WILL BE SLAIN...

…along with the Rangers (who are in the way.)

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by ZenPop on Oct 27, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS!!!!!

Been watching the post season with Giants fans in University of California, San Diego and it’s been one awesome wild ride watching it here. Lost my voice in nearly every game, including today’s

"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper

by busterbuster on Oct 27, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Were you watching at HomePlate?

by haphenry on Oct 27, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs the Deal With It shades, methinks.

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by L-Nova on Oct 27, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Score while not watching guilty pleasure TV: 0-5
Score while watching guilty pleasure TV (Glee and Smallville): 11-2

You’re welcome.

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by mymclife on Oct 27, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

If you watch anything other than VH1 reality shows tomorrow and the end up losing then the blood is on your hands.

by apistat on Oct 27, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have already lined up a marathon of Smallville and Jersey Shore to be watched during that time.

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by mymclife on Oct 27, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL not playing against NL West pitching.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 27, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's make my first comment a good one, shall we?

(Been lurking here for a couple of months now; grew up in San Bruno, now living in Seattle but still bleeding orange and black.)

In my mental reckoning of the series, I’d already budgeted for this game…but not tonight.

By that I mean the following: There’s always one game in the World Series where things just go haywire. Starters get pulled early, teams are booting the ball all over the park, hits get strung together…essentially, exactly what we saw tonight.

Well, not exactly. I was wrong about two things:
1) I’d figured it would be Game 4, when the fourth starters are going in the hitter-friendly Texas park.
2) I’d figured the Rangers would win that game, because I didn’t trust the Giants to win a slugfest.

Now? Like Grant said, just play .500 ball for the rest of the season, and my parents (both born in 1957, lifelong San Franciscans and Giants fans) will finally see a title.

Go Giants.

by overbored on Oct 27, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve basically seen the key to this series as beating Lee once. It’s possible for him to win two of those games and still pull it out, but it doesnt give much breathing room. I’m just incredibly fucking relieved for them to win their first shot against them and not be cornered into having to win the second.

by apistat on Oct 27, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same thing with the Phillies and Halladay. Tonight was huge.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

welcome

and nice post.

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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight was a big win… pressure was on Lee and Texas to pull out a win but we did! Feels good.

by withclubsauce on Oct 27, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good points, and welcome!

I had similar thoughts. I admitted out loud when we were down 2-0, “Well, this is the game I figured would be hardest to win…”

LOL me.

I don’t think we have the rest of the series in the bag, but I certainly don’t feel guilty about my confidence!

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Oct 28, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

some great ABs tonight

i especially liked Pat drawing the walk and Juan’s 10-pitch Lee-arm shredder, as well as Ishi’s late double

also Casillas rocked. and… was it me or did Ogando look like an Easter Island statue come to life?

by lecherus on Oct 27, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate and Travis getting hits their first time up… good way to get the confidence level up.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said this elsewhere, but I’ll say it again here:

Especially with Burrell and Huff as your two most obvious DH candidates in a park that’s homer-friendly in RF.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

A cheap poke from Nate would be fine. A walk and two singles from either would be fine.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both true facts. But if they have it in them to pop one more this season, Texas would be the place to do it.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

When your name is Ogando you’re almost obligated to say everything in third person

by apistat on Oct 27, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ogando looks less like a baseball player than anyone I’ve seen in a good long while.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The faith I have in Juan Uribe is borderline blasphemous.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 27, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you!

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be greener than an Orion slave girl. Rec’d.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

SICL!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson just dropped a Machine reference MLBN

he’s getting a little out of control. Less Talk, More Machine Action. Pics or It Didn’t Happen.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 27, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 27, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Burrell.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 27, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell doesn't have tats

And I think it might be just flabby enough – he does have real long legs, which the machine does too.

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by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schierholtz is supposed to be ripped.

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please

Schierholtz with the ABZ. Not even close to that.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno… I don’t think Burrell’s THAT flabby

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not that flabby

For me, at least, all signs point to Burrell. Un-tatooed, relatively barrel-chested, and long legs.

The only thing that would make me hesitate is that I believe Burrell’s got a bit more chest hair – though that could be a trick of the light.

Boy, I just put a lot of thought into that.

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by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know Burrell would do it to.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 27, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems to have that Burrell swagger too! With the arms cocked back, hands facing forward. Or am I just making it up?

by withclubsauce on Oct 27, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The outfit makes you do that. Not that I’d know.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhhh…

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’d bet a good amount of money it’s Burrell. If you watch the vid, he has the exact same walk and build.

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by FriscoJoe on Oct 27, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t stop thinking about Pat Burrell’s chest hair.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 27, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t think Burrell’s head is that small or nose that pointy.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 27, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's his neighbor!

Not a Giant.

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love

that we are debating the Machine instead of lamenting a loss.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 27, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Machine is reading this.

And he approves.

j/k! I don’t really know The Machine. Or do I?

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought it was Bochy

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Oct 27, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good god, a come from behind victory.

I am boggled. Totally boggled. Are we… Are….

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

No

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

But....

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 27, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

 . . . a team of destiny?

I don’t talk that way. I talk differently.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone else think it's a conspiracy that the WS logo looks like Texas!?!?! Shhhhiiiiii

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by O R They? on Oct 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

alot of

orange tho

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 27, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same font as they used last year.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

now that you mention it...

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 27, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Emblems . . .

for idiots.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Chile

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Chile steal Texas's flag or was it the other way around?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 27, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never trust Sam Houston.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

…but you can trust Sam Crow.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 28, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TEXAS SCHOOL BOARD

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y’all lay off of Texas now, y’ hear?

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 27, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: I was wrong about David Lee

I thought he was Try Murphy redux who was over-hyped being in NY. Dude’s a player

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 27, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Troy Murphy is killer on 2K11.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wrong about Cliff Lee

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Oct 27, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude's good and passes great for a big man and has a great handle

Hopefully keith smart continues to make sure monta ellis plays off the ball as much as possible.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also seems like a pretty awesome guy from the interviews I’ve seen/heard.

by apistat on Oct 27, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonna be a big year

might not always be good or pretty, but it’ll be big

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Troy Murphy might be the single worst post defender in the entire NBA.

Lee is no defensive stalwart, but compared to that…

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 27, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

To whomever was asking for Barry Bonds:
http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=12917247&topic_id=14871226&c_id=sf

After Preview, that didn’t seem to work, but it’s at the end of the highlight labeled “Ross’ RBI single extends the rally”

I hope that link works. Skip to the end of the video for Barry standing up and clapping.

Oh, and that commercial about a family moving to Istanbul: lies.

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I <3 BLB
I wish he had gotten a ring.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

“I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate” – Duane Kuiper

"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

by techsig12 on Oct 27, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done and done.

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Here’s to him getting a ring as the Giants batting coach / DH

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can the Giants sign him to a two-week contract as a “special assistant”? Anything.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 27, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

They could probably just give him an honorary ring or something anyway.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

im pretty sure bonds has too much pride to accept something like

by ldv on Oct 27, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think teams can give rings to whoever they want. I remember hearing the Bosox gave out more rings in 2006 than anyone else ever did.

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by troymccluresf on Oct 28, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which is weird, because the Cardinals won the World Series that year. ;)

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

badass

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Whoever," ghost . . .

 . . . it’s the subject of the clause.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

AH

I tried so hard to be grammatically correct, too. Whomever/whoever, then/than, my two worst enemies.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, you were right

‘to’ takes ‘whomever’ just as in ‘to whomever it may concern’

by wcw on Oct 27, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yessssss. This one’s going on the ol’ fridge.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

In “To whom it may concern,” whom is the the object of the verb concern, whereas in the example above, whomever (s/b whoever) is the subject of the verb was. So “whoever” is correct. I’m reasonably sure, at least; that’s a tricky one.

by taliesin on Oct 27, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON. This back-and-forth is killing me! It’s torture!

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trust me on this, ghost. What matters here is the clause, not the prepositional phrase.

But thanks for contributing, wcw. And thank you, ghost, for trying to be correct. And thank you, talie, for knowing the difference. It really isn’t that tricky.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whom says it isn't tricky?

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without the subordinate clause, it’s ‘whomever’. As I noted on reflection below, tie goes to the clause. It’s not tricky, as you just have to remember the rule, but it is not as elementary as ‘who says?’

by wcw on Oct 27, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

hm

I think the tie may in fact go to the subordinate clause. Apologies for the bad infos.

by wcw on Oct 27, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has Washington already managed himself into a corner? This fellow they used to blow away the Giants is being lamented a loss on Lone Star Ball.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 27, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Not to mention the lamentable choice to start Vlad in right.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 27, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think that was a fine choice and his play there was SSS

so i’d advise washington to make that same move again.

by lecherus on Oct 27, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runner up Best move by the rangers tonight

Bring in daren oday for the righty righty match up!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a very good reliever. Don’t let his appearance tonight sway you too heavily.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 27, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT AGAIN

"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

by techsig12 on Oct 27, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda felt bad for him after the 4th time

He looked so lost and helpless. I know old Chinese ladies who are more mobile.

by Murray, Present on Oct 27, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

but they can't drive worth a shit

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 27, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 27, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

not that many old Chinese ladies know how to play golf that well

by calbearjd on Oct 27, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's Disney for ya!

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 28, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who is this girl I see
Staring straight back at me
When will my reflection show
Who I am inside?

/ready-made drag song

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least Vlad doesn’t elbow you in the ribs on the bus.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

thats what i was thinking whenever a ball went in his direction
oh and he looked worse than guillen… like WAY worse.

by ldv on Oct 27, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the balls in the bullpen corner did take a bit of a bad hop after going over the mound. Clump of dirt or something. I’m trying to be charitable.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

For all the people posting Magic Number 3 gifs...

in 2002, someone probably would have posted a 1/3 WIN gif (9 outs)

let’s savor the victory, but not get too caught up in this. savor it though, because if you don’t, and 3 wins happen, you’ll miss out.

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Generally agree. I’m okay with brief end of the game talk. I think the 3 pics are part of the savoring this game. No such talk allowed in game, but at the end of the game, we get to celebrate a little. Just a little though. Lots more work to do.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 27, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Allowed? By who?

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY U GUYZ! WE BEAT TX IN GAME 1 OF THE WS!!!!!

you mean like that, right? :D

man, that felt weird typing that, good, but weird!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

just like that ;)

savor the moment, but don’t get too far ahead of ourselves… i dont know what a 2002 loss would do to this site, and i dont want to find out.

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say we prepare for the worst but expect the best. I’m thinking positively :)

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

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♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

seconded, both of you! :D

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly… you ladies have got it goin’ ON!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did SF use thier whole bullpen tonight?

by RangerMad on Oct 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillermo Mota just shed a little tear.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 27, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Mota is locked in a dungeon somewhere for reasons I don’t quite understand.

by apistat on Oct 27, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREE MOTA

"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

by techsig12 on Oct 27, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This will be grossly misinterpreted.

by apistat on Oct 27, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim sez, “A donde?”

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

PROP 19 FTW!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MOTA

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luckily, it doesn’t much matter with the off-day on Friday. Our key guys didn’t throw many pitches at all, either. If Cain goes 7 tomorrow, we’re in good shape.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how LSB thinks that they can hit off of the Giants bullpen

basically they hit off of Ramirez and Wilson just wanted to put the ball in play

Romo was back to being Romo again
Lopez was good as usual (did not like Bochy putting him in)

by calbearjd on Oct 27, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Wilson was definitely saying, “I have a 7 run lead. I’m not gonna start walking guys.”

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand why they keep putting Mota on the roster with apparently no plan to use him. Ever.

He had some good innings against San Diego in that last series of the season.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?

by kdl on Oct 27, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Bochy wanted to get Ramirez some work after the 3 day lay off

by calbearjd on Oct 27, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Bochy wanted Ramirez to prove he was capable of getting 3 outs. Fail.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably that too...

It worked for Romo…not for Ramirez…

Bochy will likely go with Mota over Ramirez now…

by calbearjd on Oct 27, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear that Mota hasn’t been pitching at all, not even side sessions.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

for the lulz

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got to kep the secret weapon, secret

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They didn’t use Mota, so yes.

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by groug on Oct 27, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

guess what clowns

it’s gonna rain tomorrow! ALL BULLPEN ON DECK EVERY DAY!

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by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Future hall of famer

Need that great arm in right!

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely a weird win

But I think credit has to be given to the offense for doing well too, right? Granted Lee came out pumped (maybe a little too much) but even then, it couldn’t have all been lucky magic!

I just hope that the offense doesn’t take a break like they usually do after a breakout like tonight! THREE MORE WINS!

by withclubsauce on Oct 27, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I was confused as to what bengie was thinking

With 2 strikes I did not see a single curveball in the dirt all night.

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee never got the curveball working at all. Missed outside with it a few times.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looked like he kept missing high and to the left whenever he tried to flop a curve in there.

by apistat on Oct 27, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, of the curveballs Lee threw, they were all pretty much up and outside of the zone. Maybe he didn’t have it on tonight.

by withclubsauce on Oct 27, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie likes the 0-2 fastball down the middle.

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by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird but Bochy clearly managed it completely different because it was a blow out…

He would have taken Timmy out earlier
Would have Wilson start the 9th

by calbearjd on Oct 27, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but who wouldn’t? I was a bit disappointed that the bullpen faltered like that toward the end but better to do it in a blowout than the tight games we keep playing!

by withclubsauce on Oct 27, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bullpen didn't really falter

Ishi’s error set up the ninth…

Ramirez couldn’t find the strike zone and Affeldt was just overthrowing…

I’m actually glad they got into the game (including Wilson)…the bullpen guys seem to get better the more they are used.

by calbearjd on Oct 27, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishi made a great play to get to the ball. And a bullpen that walks two guys with a seven run lead is definitely faltering.

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by groug on Oct 27, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, good performances from middle relievers are just gravy, really. The key guys held it together.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So…your second sentence basically describes how the bullpen faltered.

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by thebighead on Oct 27, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

What they said. I am hoping that with Game 1 down they get back to business! We’ve got some tight games ahead of us, I imagine.

by withclubsauce on Oct 27, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice username.

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by thebighead on Oct 27, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your thanks seem especially delicious for some reason.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, buddy

Re-sign everybody.

Except Guillen.

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by techsig12 on Oct 27, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on

you can love Guillen too

by calbearjd on Oct 27, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except . . .

I can scarcely believe it. For that reason, I just let it flow.

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by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I was being chasm’d. Nope, just noob’d.

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by techsig12 on Oct 27, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That I happen to not like a guy who we just signed 2 months ago who isn’t on the playoff roster and is generally regarded to be an asshole? Yes it’s real.

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by techsig12 on Oct 27, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, about Guillen not wanting to be with his teammates.

Didn’t even notice him missing. Meh who cares

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by girltothemax on Oct 27, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I'm sorry

Yeah I know it is hard to believe. What a jackass.

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by techsig12 on Oct 27, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still can’t believe Guillen would rather be AT HOME than here in the World Series, what is wrong with you Jose?

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by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

At some point, someone lost touch with their inner-child.

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by techsig12 on Oct 27, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

As Jack Nicholson would say

THIS IS THE WORLD SERIES!!!!

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really have anything interesting or enlightening to add (“When has that ever stopped you?”replies the McCoven), but I was very impressed with how the Giants hitters turned on the “patient” switch sometime since the middle of the NLCS. They got Blanton out of Game 4 early, they got Oswalt out of Game 6 relatively early, and they made Lee throw a ton of pitches tonight. I wonder if Muelens read them the riot act or something. Whatever it is, or if it’s just dumb luck, it’s working.
 
Great win. Tomorrow should be a tough pitching duel. Don’t underestimate C.J. Wilson, he could shut down this team. I expect Cain to be great, as he has been all playoffs.

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by Kitspool on Oct 27, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

In some ways I wanted the Giants to be on the road…if they split…then the pressure is back on…

by calbearjd on Oct 27, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really is amazing how they managed to fix their batting strategy and year long (years long?) undisciplined approach to batting in the middle of the playoffs. That’s not how it’s supposed to be

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 27, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with you on this. There were some great ABs tonight against Lee, even if they did end up in a strikeout. Aside from the run-scoring ABs, some ABs lasted 9+ pitches.

by withclubsauce on Oct 27, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe's bomb

right after the first pitch of O’Day I said to my wife that O’Day seems like the kind of pitcher that Uribe should tattoo if he throws a strike. Of course, a couple pitches later – O’Day got a Jazz Hands tattoo.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

When it got to 2-0, I told my wife "If he comes inside with a fastball, Uribe is gonna plant it in the seats."

Three seconds later, she was yelling at me for screaming “JAZZ HANDS!” at the top of my lungs.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 27, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure it was so worth it.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll do it again

Next game.

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by ToddCommish on Oct 27, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said the same thing to my friend

He has a fastball that kinda rises and moves into a righty. Uribe has trouble when it’s moving away. And then there were Jazz Hands.

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by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Shift+A

AMMMAAAAAAAAZZZINGGGGG GAME!!!!!!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

by baetown415 on Oct 27, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

It makes a capital A

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by groug on Oct 27, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift+A for Amazing.

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by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all seriousness

It marks all comments read. People usually write it when there’s a massive thread that they don’t/don’t want to read and just make a comment at the end of the thread.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

by baetown415 on Oct 27, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It marks all the unread comments as read and is a fast way of saying…I read nothing before this post so I am free to post about anything (even if it’s been talked about for the last 2 hours.)

by calbearjd on Oct 27, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not dumb, new. Everything will be revealed in time.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

You don’t even need to know what anything means. I just say them to look cool.

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by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game one, Bae!!

3 more to go :)

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoo whoo!!!

3 more games! 3 more games! :-D

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by baetown415 on Oct 27, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still can’t decide whether Uribe’s approach at the plate is awesome or annoying. Games like this make me think awesome.

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by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

It is the definition of awesome.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 27, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so much awesome, there’s a picture of Uribe next to the word awesome in the dictionary.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s annoying when he’s slumping but hilariously awesome when he makes contact.

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That said, to be fair, he did have a pretty important 10 pitch AB today. Even though it ended in a K, I feel like it kind of set the tone for the second half of Lee’s start, where he threw a ton of pitches and wasn’t nearly as effective.

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That swing Burrell took earlier on the 2-0 count vs. Lee. That was some serious uncorkage.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's probably a good thing he didn't make contact

The ball would have either exploded or killed someone.

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by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

the thing with Pat, though, is he is streaky. and when he looks bad, he sure does look BAD. yet, when he looks worst, he starts streaking again and hitting everything.

kinda like a nights darkest before the sunrise kinda thing

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet even slumping

He still has good ABs – his walk tonight was great.

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by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

patience doesn’t slump, very true.

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

when he’s slumping, you’re still bound to get alot of walks out of him… i just dont think he should be batting 4th tomorrow. maybe Huff 4th and Pat 6th, or i dunno…

all we can assume is that Freddy and Andres will keep getting on base the way they are hitting… just need guys who are hitting who will get them in.

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, almost all players are streaky. Unless your name is Barry Bonds or Albert Pujols, you’re streaky.

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by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonds was incredibly streaky. Some months, he’d hit .400/.650/1.250. Others, he’d only hit .300/.475/.700.

by non sequitur on Oct 27, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat seems to be the definition of streaky, though. When he’s not hitting, he’s literally K’ing every AB (with walks mixed in). He doesn’t even put the ball in play when he’s going bad.

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite Uribe anecdote: he told his agent (paraphrase) “Sometimes I try to cut down on my swing. But then I go up there and I end up swinging hard.”

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by thebighead on Oct 27, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

All or nothing! 50% of the time, it works 100% of the time. (Or whatever.)

by withclubsauce on Oct 27, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s closer to 25.6% of the time, it works every time.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember that one game this year

Where he had like 5 ABs, took like 24 pitches, and didn’t swing at a single one? Weirdest game ever.

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by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Rentaria was like 12/12 over 3 games? Baseball is weird.

by apistat on Oct 27, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I do remember that, just not the game. I feel like it was early this year, against the Mets or something?

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by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Started on the road in Citi Field in that crazy series when Pablo kept getting clowned.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

South Park was really amazing tonight

Very nice cherry on top of that game.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Totally forgot that was on tonight

I’ll have to download that on i-tunes later I was quite pissed last week that there wasn’t a new episode.

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by sfgiants420 on Oct 27, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, so the hoarding/inception epi wasn’t new last week?

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was new.

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by groug on Oct 27, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, kewl, thanks
I think tonight’s epi is replayed tomorrow?

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Inception episode got rerun twice last week, so I assume this one will do the same. Check the schedule, but I think it runs at midnight on Monday and one other day.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

excellent :)
it’s funny, hadn’t watched in years, then suddenly I’m watching every episode, don’t know why…

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

South Park is good shit. Occasionally I get a little miffed at how they have no reservations about trashing anything and everything, but the writing is just so goddamn good sometimes.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m constantly shocked as to how long it’s been on when I see the year stamps on rerun episodes on late at night locally, how much longer do you think it will be around?

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No idea, but given the fact that I was too young to watch it when it first came on the air, and am now past the legal drinking age… And the movie came out in 1999. That’s ridiculous, and still seem to have a lot of gas left in the tank.

The speed with which they can crank out episodes – owing to their animation engine, of course – makes it way more topical than other animated shows could hope to be.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I though that episode sucked =/

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by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants win

Sharks win
Warriors win
David Carr benched.

Perfect sports day in the Bay Area

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by ToddCommish on Oct 27, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuking Joe Thornton with a hat trick and 4 pts….!

by skilletboy on Oct 27, 2010 11:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

5 points. He had two assists along with his hatty.

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by mymclife on Oct 27, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beast.

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by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck yeah

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d love to be his marionette next commercial.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rangers' 2-5 hitters...2 for 17.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Oct 27, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK.YES.

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by jordanovich on Oct 27, 2010 10:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Awesome… -ly bad.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

True Story

When I first heard that “Here I Go Again On My Own” song, I thought one of the lines was “Like a twister I was born to walk alone” and I thought that was the most hilarious and cheesy song ever, and then I found out it was “drifter” and not “twister” and was severely disappointed.

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by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

/flicks lighter

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

hold me closer, tony danzaaaaa

by apistat on Oct 27, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

My girlfriend thought the exact same thing. She, by the way, feels quite vindicated that there is someone out there who interpreted the lyric in the same way. Even funnier, though, is the original lyric, “Like a hobo I was born to walk alone,” which, according to wikipedia, was changed because the record company feared people might hear it as “homo.”

by taliesin on Oct 27, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No jinx no jinx no jinx

Even though, the offense hasn’t lit it up (before tonight) I feel pretty confident that they can score enough runs. This isn’t the same offense that it was in September. Put it this way, they were down early against Oswalt in game six and came back to win and they were down early against Lee and came back to win.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 27, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff Fletcher

Lincecum called that first-inning play a “brain fart.” he thought the Rangers were going to have 2 runners at 3rd.

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by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I figured he thought something like that. Not cool, Lincecum. Not cool. But whatever. All is forgiven.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rather think of it as him setting up the DP

by calbearjd on Oct 27, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Man, I’ll just get this next mo-fo to hit into a double play because I can.”

I’d buy it.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he got fooled by two fielders at third, in the sense that he saw both of them not being in position to take the throw. So he ate the ball instead of throwing it into left field.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

In reality…he probably thought one of the two fielders was a Ranger runner so he was just going to tag the guy at third out

by calbearjd on Oct 27, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I agree, and I’ll take Tim’s statement at face value.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I called it a "brain fart" the instant it happened

and IIRC Rent and Uribe were both around 3B, so I think he just saw too many dudes in one place.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

More slashfic?

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

'Bustin' Scum', con't

August dragged on interminably, and both Zito and Cain knew that Tim’s downward spiral was coming dangerously close to a complete Josh Hamilton-level disaster.

“Saw him leave with two new ones last night,” Cain said quietly at the drinks machine.

“Still Asians?” responded Zito.

Cain shook his head. “Rednecks.”

Zito sighed. He tasted his smoothie, a virulent shade of green from the wheatgrass and spirulina.

“Why doesn’t he just let him in?” he asked, and Matt knew he wasn’t asking him.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

/marijuana joke

"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

by techsig12 on Oct 27, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

VOTE YES ON TIMMY'S LAW!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stoned out of his gourd amirite

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

If there is a Game 6,

Kruk and Kuip should throw out the first pitch.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 27, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

More like

Dusty Baker, Russ Ortiz and Felix Rodriguez.

by Every6thDay on Oct 27, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay dude

now that’s some trolling.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 27, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be awful.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 27, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree

Let’s exorcise some demons, man. Bring back Russ.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say

let’s not tempt fate/baseball gods…it did not work out so well in 2002

by calbearjd on Oct 27, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Twitter he was there tonight.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 27, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least FRod would throw a fastball right down the middle

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 27, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except that one time

He threw it into the stands.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can anyone explain to me...

how it is that the less command a pitcher has, the more likely he is to beat us?

We lose 2 hitters to Randy Wells, but come up against every top flight starter. Are we really THAT hacktastic?

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants hitters are idiot savants. I really would like to see our stats against starting pitchers with season ERAs under 3.5 or something

by apistat on Oct 27, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, I think it’s selection bias, but I would also like to see the data to see if my hunch is correct.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 27, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every fanbase in the country wonders why their team can’t consistently beat mediocre pitchers.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 27, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

but every fanbase doesn’t have a team that rolls through aces every day.

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thing is

We don’t. Trust me. The Giants got owned in plenty of games to Ubaldo, Kershaw, Wainwright, Latos, Carpenter, Garcia, Santana, Lester, Oswalt (seriously, he never pitched poorly against the Giants this year, despite getting 4 losses) and I could probably name a few more.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the playoffs, when it really matters, what happened?

we rolled through them.

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, that’s not what you said.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

when i said “every day” i was talking about the near past- they have beaten every ace that’s stepped in the way.

maybe that’s more of a tip to the determination of this club though.

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants hitter are good at hacking/fouling off pitches but that translates to chase a lot of pitches out the zone…

by calbearjd on Oct 27, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

SI.com, stop saying Jose Uribe. What the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s like the third time this postseason it’s happened!

I’m forced to conclude that Sports Illustrated does not know who Juan Uribe is.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw rob neyer

“For one night … for one game … for two innings … the San Francisco Giants were better than Cliff Lee.”

http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/6045/giants-find-easiest-way-to-win

Even in sweet victory this is what the media spins

by nhlogan on Oct 27, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's just move past this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

“THEY WEREN’T GOING DOWN MISSION STREET THEY WERE GOING DOWN MARKET STREET EXCEPT FOR THOSE TWO BLOCKS THEY WERE GOING DOWN MISSION STREET BUT IT WAS MOSTLY MARKET STREET AND THE FACT THEY COULDN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE IS EAST COAST BIAS

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 27, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

get out of my head

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 27, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

THOSE FUCKHOLES CUT AWAY BEFORE HUEY COULD BE JOINED BY THE NEWS!!

by Every6thDay on Oct 27, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to them...

Hell froze over when we beat the Phillies in the NLCS.

That should be enough to ignore them.

by withclubsauce on Oct 27, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck it, sometimes that’s all it takes.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sigh

Even in blowouts, how many innings do you really think one team beats the other? Many innings just go by with nothing happening.

by marcello on Oct 27, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

By that logic, the game tonight was a 3-3-3 tie, and we won on a tie-breaker.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, we lost 4-3. ;)

Anyways, the point is, it isn’t an insult to say we were better than Cliff Lee for two innings. Especially when he didn’t even complete 5 innings.

by marcello on Oct 27, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it constantly feels like credit isn’t given where credit is due.

Story of Giants postseason 2010 though, I suppose!

by withclubsauce on Oct 27, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

2 innings is a lot of a baseball game.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, come on.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Updated World Series Odds

Game 2:
Giants 53.7%
Rangers 46.3%

Series:
Giants 61.9%
Rangers 38.1%

Las Vegas obviously doesn’t realize that playing in the AL makes you 10 times better.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

which means

Giants lose 13 to 2 tomorrow

by calbearjd on Oct 27, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAHHHH!!!!! don’t u!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you really believe that

then you should put money on it.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course I don't

It’s just everything is backwards this postseason…game 2 of the NLCS was the one we had the advantage but it didn’t work out…

by calbearjd on Oct 27, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, which one?

The only game that the Giants were favorites in was Game 4, the Blanton/Bumgarner matchup.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forget it...

I just meant it seems like everytime the Giants appear to have the advantage (game 2 NLCS with Sanchez v. Oswalt)…the Giants lay an egg…but I hope I’m wrong…

Also negativity is a part of me as a Giants, Warriors, Niners, and Sharks fan

by calbearjd on Oct 27, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

CYNIC MEANS CLEAR-EYED

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

The one thing that was kind of bizarre was Schierholtz and Torres on the Cruz double in the ninth. I don’t know if it was playable, but they both seemed to pull up and slow down way too soon.

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

You take it. I don’t want it. Well then, we’ll just leave it here for someone else to take.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 27, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LIKE TURTLES

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 27, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DIAMONDBACKS

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY SAID THERE WOULD BE NO DIAMONDBACKS HERE. I AM DEATHLY AFRAID OF SNAKES.

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by groug on Oct 27, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they both realized that diving for it could do more harm then good if one knocks the ball away from the other.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

or why would you risk injury diving for a ball in a 11-6 (at that point) game in the 9th with 1 out?

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, staying off the DL as a secondary consideration.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looked like a communication breakdown, where they were leery of running into one another. I thought Nate was gonna make a grab for it with Torres backing him up, but he veered away at the last second. So either a bad read or no communication.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 27, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seemed to me like it was just perfectly placed between the two of them.

After the ball landed, though, there was a little awkwardness.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 27, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the opening line to a threesome story if ever I read one.

by Every6thDay on Oct 27, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only Letter2 were a little less soft-focus.

by wcw on Oct 27, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that either of them would have the speed to go after it with the other backing up. Must’ve been a communication error but it also looked like it was hit pretty well too.

by withclubsauce on Oct 27, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I put my arms up in victory off the bat because I figured Torres would catch it. It was a little weird.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s almost that good, but not quite.

by wcw on Oct 27, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

that ball hung up there for so long i thought for sure Torres at least would get to it. havent seen replays, but damn, that was up there for a long time…

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys guess what.

In the 90 non-NL West games the Giants have played in the regular season, they are averaging 4.73 runs per game. That is not a joke. It is real.
90 games, 426 runs

I knew there was a statistical explaination for the the misperception of the offense. Besides they are getting painted by the national media as a completely impotent lineup. We all know they are an average lineup.

Conversely the Rangers when not pitching against three of the worst offenses in baseball during their divisional games, put up a 4.75 ERA,

That’s a bit different than how the numbers read on the surface.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 27, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody called them a great road team and was saying it would neutralize home field advantage.

LOL losing road record

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 0-10 in PBP

I know, it doesn’t really matter but still, kinda fun.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 27, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT OMGZZ YOU FORGOT TO ADJUST FOR THE AL BEING A VASTLY SUPERIOR LEAGUE.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 27, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Padres just killed us this year and then they choked.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like you can just throw those out though. That’s like one step away from OGCian microsplits territory.

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by groug on Oct 27, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure you can't throw them out

But it still informs.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 27, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's still a sample of 90 games, against 18 other teams.

and it is a sample the opponent is part of.

Sure it’s less data but it’s relevant data and still a legit sample size.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 27, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latrine!

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

\o/

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

U-Rib Eye

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 27, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LUV UUUUUU

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 27, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww…that’s hilarious and awful at the same time.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t seem all that bothered by it afterwards. Puzzles and Bunnytown will do that.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 27, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good. Bunnytown still works for me.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d for the awkward

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

this just has too much WIN in it!
rec’d for being my new favorite :D

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously this will be green.

by taliesin on Oct 27, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

r-r-r-r-rec’d

"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

PERMA-REC

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it’s pretty obvious that leaving pitches up in the zone is a bad thing, so I hope the Giants pitchers got the “upsies” out of their systems tonight. Even though Wilson was pitching to contact in the ninth, belt high sliders aren’t going to get any outs. Cain was so great in Game 3 of the NLCS because he was able to just dominate low in the zone. If he can repeat that performance, he should put up a similar performance. I think he can do it.

by Every6thDay on Oct 27, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD YEEEEEEESSSSS

"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

by techsig12 on Oct 27, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will you accept my offer of marriage?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 27, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, by the way you're out

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 27, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS….will never get old
lol Huff stroll’d

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinsler’s dejected look really makes this delicious.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 27, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He understood how stupid that was of him.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Oct 27, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t a terrible play, though. He got unlucky, is all.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, it was totally his fault in my opinion.

He shouldn’t have rounded first there.

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by TXHC on Oct 27, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He thought that the ball went past Huff (which was quite reasonable). If the ball gets past Huff, he has to be taking off for second. It didn’t, and he got screwed. It happens.

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by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it was an awesome play. By Huff to save the throw.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff is an enigma. Boots fairly routine plays going to the backhand, then pulls off gems like this and the unassisted double plays.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was not a routine play. Huff was positioned really awkwardly for that play, without time to move his feet but it was off center, thus the need to backhand it on the short hop. My money is that he were playing closer to the line he makes a diving stop on that ball.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, I didn’t see it that way in real-time.
I’ll watch for it on the condensed game.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh, he had time to get his body in front of it, just didn’t.

remember that play in the NLCS when he tried to get his body in front of it, instead of backhanding it, and made the 2-run error? he did the opposite tonight, and made an error.

bad split-second judgements. im not worried about him

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s something to be said for not trying to position your body and change glove direction at the same time if you aren’t a slick fielder.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curious because I don't know...

At what point is a baserunner no longer “safe” on first? Because you’re allowed to run past it to get on.

by withclubsauce on Oct 27, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

when he rounds the bag

instead of continuing straight up the line

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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you turn towards second base.

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by TXHC on Oct 27, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

he rounded towards second

which makes him ripe for the taking.

Round towards the line and you are safe

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks all!

I figured that was it. Just wanted to make sure.

by withclubsauce on Oct 27, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

these are the things you get when you have full membership

don’t have to settle for club sauce

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it also has something to do with intent. Sometimes players end up in fair territory on ground balls, but umpires don’t call them out.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 27, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. If a batter-runner turns a little left to avoid colliding with a defensive player he usually gets the benefit of the doubt, too.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAIGUYZ

Amazing game, amazing Giants. You gotta love this.

by zuma420 on Oct 27, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Before the game, I told my friend that the final score would be 11-8. Man, I was way off!

by Natto on Oct 27, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

You clearly know nothing about baseball!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 27, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pics or it didn’t happen.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Affeldt

 San Francisco
   IP H R ER BB K HR WHIP Series ERA
T. Lincecum (W, 1-0) 5.2 8 4 4 2 3 0 1.76 6.35
S. Casilla (H, 1) 1.1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0.00 0.00
S. Romo 0.2 1 0 0 0 1 0 1.50 0.00
J. Lopez 0.1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00
R. Ramirez 0.1 1 2 2 1 0 0 6.00 54.00
J. Affeldt 0.0 0 1 1 1 0 0 INF INF
B. Wilson 0.2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1.50 0.00

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by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

well that certainly came out looking like shit

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by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RAMRAM

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by techsig12 on Oct 27, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goodnight everybody.

1 am here in Texas. I will be dreaming very heterosexual dreams of Matt Cain domination tonight.

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by techsig12 on Oct 27, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t have to lie to kick it…we’re ALL gay for Matty. (No Wimminz)

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Oct 27, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/two birds with one stone
//banned

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Oct 27, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol no female internets

And yeah, they might not be gay dreams but I might be “bi-cain-ious”….

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by techsig12 on Oct 27, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bri-curious

Second cousing to Romosexual.

by wcw on Oct 27, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am fairly amused at seeing two Giant headshots in the Yahoo box score. It’s the little things in life.

by Weltall on Oct 27, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

haha!

That is amusing!

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yahoo sports is notoriously cheap.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie had too many hits tonight for my tastes

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 27, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn. Holy shit.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 27, 2010 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a question, everyone

Is this The Giants Way?

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by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Way!

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Ross has bacon on his nose.

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by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: That Snickers commercial

in the supermarket. It’s oddly hilarious

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by techsig12 on Oct 27, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

oddly hilarious, yet deliciously terrifying

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shouldn’t like it, but I do.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know we're all past Fox-bashing

but, why do I care what kind of animals Cliff Lee shoots in the offseason? Or that Elvis Andrus wants to be Jeter when he grows up? I didn’t see any suck-piece on Timmy’s hobbies.

And yes, McCarver, soccer IS popular in Colombia. WTF does that have to do with Renteria?

And no, McCarver, Bengie does not have “feet like a ballerina”.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina has broken toes?

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

While they are all busy discussing them we are busy Beating They Ass!

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fatassnikov.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like it’s the fucking Little League World Series. I want statistics, damn it!

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Every kid from Mexico/Dominican Republic says their favorite star is A-Rod/Pujols

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by L-Nova on Oct 28, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’re just getting back… Yay team!!!!
Glad they finally won with both the pom-poms and us in attendance.

We visited the Eddy Grant plaque, it’s really not all that difficult to find. Inside the Lefty O’Doul gate to the left of the elevators.

Oh and, you are welcome very much… 2 of the 3 beach balls floating around the VR section during the first 3 innings were popped by us. I have their lifeless carcasses in my backpack.

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by Merope on Oct 27, 2010 11:01 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

You did a good thing tonight.

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 good things.

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by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

nicely done

Of course since they won, I assume you and Mr. Merope are packing the car for tomorrow, rain gear and all.

You can PUT IT IN THE TRUUUUNK!!! YES!

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by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, we couldn’t afford to go again tomorrow; financially or uh… “sleep deprivationally”.
That’s probably our last game for the season.

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by Merope on Oct 27, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

jinx!

But I am impressed at the escape from SF time. Nicely done.

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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 27, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well let’s just say Mr Merope and his WRX don’t drive 55…

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by Merope on Oct 27, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks Merope, just one question, why were there Dodgers fans at the WS??? :oP
srsly, glad you had an awesome time!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Girl…. there was some doof wearing one of those dooger color schemed SF hats. After the second ball, when a few people were booing I yelled at them “This isn’t LA! This is a GIANTS game.”

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by Merope on Oct 27, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec’d for calling of the shenanigans!
p.s I saw one of those hats for the first time to day at the mall (when I mistakenly asked a shop owner in the OC if they had any Giants gear, i know LOL me!) I wanted to take a silkwood shower after that!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to go!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, gaiz

I might be a little tipsy here.

Fortunately my tasks for tomorrow are wake up some time.
Get my butt to Game 2 of the World Series.

Seems pretty ok.

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD FOR YOU

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 27, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

wooooo!

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buy my zucchini!!!

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does that have to do with the wimmins?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 27, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

r u still makin’ fun of me? :(

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not me

I’m making fun of this alex character.

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know not you! :)
no one would explain the whole zucchini has something to do with pretty wimmins thing (and yes, I know alll about the pic of the ginormous zucchini), I didn’t think it was too n00bish of me but I never got an answer…

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

the answer is

Alex Lewis has an ENORMOUS zucchini

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rolls eyes
that’s IT? oh brother

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I have a tiny Keanu.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 27, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, you!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'd all love to be in your position

But we’ll be jumping up and down in front of our TVs with you :)

by withclubsauce on Oct 27, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s called a natural high, and it’s beautiful.

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by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that anyone asked...

But that was the first time the Giants have ever won on my birthday! They are now 1-2 on October 27th.

The other games:

  • 1989 World Series, Game 3 (Lost 13-7)
  • 2002 World Series, Game 7 (Lost 4-1; That was pretty much the worst birthday ever)

Winning tonight and beating Cliff Lee is big, but winning tomorrow is even bigger. Lose tomorrow, and we put Texas back in the drivers seat, especially with lefties going against tough RH hitters (and no Vlad in RF) in Games 3 and 4, and then Lee again in Game 5.

Win tomorrow, and we have a stranglehold on this thing. .

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Oct 27, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Going up 2-0 headed into the underbelly of the rotation would be sweet.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 27, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday! Giants give the best presents, don’t you think?

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the seven days of tobiasmas

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be okay with winning game 2.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 27, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You deserve redemption for your birthday 8 years ago.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants are 0-0 on October 31. Hopefully they change that this year, because it would kind of suck if there were no game on Sunday.

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by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

My flight to SF leaves in 4 hours

I ain’t sleepin.

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by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Mine leaves in nine hours.

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by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got a ways to fly

Had to leave early if I wanted to make it in time for the game. I arrive at SFO at 11am, I’m taking BART home to the east bay, picking up the little sister, and then immediately taking BART back into the city. Hopefully I’ll arrive by 1:30-2.

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by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just leaving from Arizona, meeting up with my aunt in San Jose and going to San Francisco and take it all in a couple hours before the gates open.

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by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg, I’m so excited for you!!! Have a blast! :oD

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

I’ll try to remember to take pictures if I see anything interesting!

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by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so exciting!!

I hope you have a great (on-time) flight!!

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/crosses fingers

Thanks for the well wishes. I’m pretty beyond excited.

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by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should be good, the bad weather’s going to hold off for a little bit.
Have fun!

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by Merope on Oct 27, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I made sure to plan it so I’m home for the whole weekend – just in case it gets pushed back. I hope it doesn’t though, would love to spend some time with the family =P.

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by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you guyz don’t mind, I’d LOVE to send you some of our hot, dry Santa Ana Winds weather….wanna trade?

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh right, it’s Devil Winds time in SoCal. I always hated that weather :(

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s currently killing my nose, and I had to run out to my patio at like 6 this morning before the winds whipped my plastic pumpkins off the balcony Wizard of Oz style!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

im going to search sites for tickets to games 6 and 7, and pretend like it will have a happy ending.

by mlb22 on Oct 27, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

This is blowing my mind

The 2010 Giants currently have a better record in the WS than the 1989 Giants. I still can’t believe that these guys…

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by grape on Oct 27, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Still needs more Will Clark tho’

by skilletboy on Oct 27, 2010 11:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

i'm awaiting the media tide of opinion to turn

from an amazing win by the Giants to a fluke game for the Rangers. It’s picking up steam as we speak…

by lecherus on Oct 27, 2010 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Breaking News

I thought the Giants won 11-7 but something didn’t seem right. I decided to put my investigative skills to the test. So, I went to Lonestar Ball for some objective analysis and conformation of alleged victory. What I saw next was shocking; despite outscoring the Rangers 11-7 we actually lost tonight.

by JSing on Oct 27, 2010 11:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Rangers actually get double credit for the runs they score because they are an AL team playing an NL team. So they actually won 14-11.

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that Cliff Lee knows how to win.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 27, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to go on record as saying the AL/NL talent difference is vastly overstated. Especially for teams not in the AL East.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee: Dude Hits Double.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it matters a fair bit for pitchers

In that if you have two pitchers with similar stats, one AL and one NL, it’s a fair bet the AL one is better, if only because 1) the DH means no pitchers and 2) good hitters who can’t field play in the AL, which increases general offensive numbers.

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by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won't dispute that

I will dispute that, when analyzing how two teams match up, it’s appropriate to add 4.5% to a team’s win probability in each game just for playing in the AL.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, absolutely

I for one have always thought the NL team has an inherent advantage in a WS – AL teams rely so much on a hitter who may or may not be able to actually play.

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by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

for the games in AL parks, the AL team is using a DH, the NL team is using a bench player. I’d say it’s pretty even

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by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

So if two AL teams are playing, do they combine to have a 109% chance of winning the game?

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by groug on Oct 27, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what...

I was told there was going to be no math questions in the World Series?

by Lefty-is-crafty on Oct 28, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez is a solid lefty offering for the middle of the rotation. In the American League, he’d probably be fairly mediocre.

Somebody is a bit too self-congratulatory.

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by El Person on Oct 27, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interleague records say different.

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by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also this.

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by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The gap is closing at least.

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by DrDC on Oct 27, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The talent difference is largely a consequence of the Yankees payroll shenanigans. Batting has been a more highly valued commodity, partly owing to the steroid era, and so the short solution to improving your team its to get more hitters. The strength of AL pitching is frankly overstated; the pitchers just aren’t as good, by and large (currently, Grienke, Hernandez, Lester, and Price get a pass).

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Buckholz, Lee, Sabathia, Verlander, etc.

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by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will give you Bucholz, Lee, and Verlander (though I’m not in love with Jason). Sabathia, eh. Great workhorse, but he wouldn’t be getting as much as a second look for Cy consideration this year if he didn’t pitch for the Yankees.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What stats make you say that?

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by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No stats, just speculation. Take away the defense, run support, and back end of the bullpen of the Yankees and plop him back in Milwaukee and it’s a very different season for CC.

Actually, I take that back, since he’d be pitching in the NL Central. Looking at you, Waino.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

10th best FIP in the AL

7th best ERA
14th best K/BB
10th best WHIP

Dude’s good, but there is no way he should even be in consideration for the Cy Young.

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by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woohoo, backup.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabathia is pretty good considering he pitches most of his games against the AL East.

by Natto on Oct 27, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He pitched 16 games agianst the AL East, but 6 of them were against the Orioles. And the Rays offense was overrated, given that they hit under .250 for the year. Eh.

I think Sabathia is a very, very good pitcher, but in terms of stuff he shouldn’t be in the same conversation as Lester, Hernandez, or Price for the Cy this year. The Yankees broke the bank for him because he was the best pitcher available, not because he was the best pitcher.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the Rays offense was overrated, given that they hit under .250 for the year. Eh.

They were third in the AL in runs.

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by groug on Oct 28, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which tells me that they were more lucky than good.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

From their actual stat line . . .

. . . one would have expected 769 runs; they actually scored 802 (c. +4%).

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by owlcroft on Oct 28, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which I’m guessing is outside the range of expected variation?

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

That depends.

The average error of that particular formula is, as best I remember, something around 2.5%, maybe 2.7%. If we call it 2.5%, then the SD is around 3.1% (the average is 0.7979 of 1 SD), so it’s about 1.4 SDs off. How one chooses to regard that is pretty much a matter of opinion; the usual tests are 2 SD and 3 SD, but those are only arbitrary conventions. I’m too lazy to reach up a copy of the tables, but I’d guess a 1.4 SD to be around the 85% confidence level for significance.

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by owlcroft on Oct 28, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

middle of the pack by wOBA

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by Viliphied on Oct 28, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I heard an interesting theory from an ESPN guy that said AL teams have been forced to be smarter in the front office in order to keep up with the Yankees, which is why they were so ahead in the Saber movement, and have drafted so well. In the NL, the big market team is the LOLMETS!

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by cheno on Oct 27, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally agree with this.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 27, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hang around.

The “LOLMETS” have now hired Sandy Alderson as GM. Expect material improvements, probably pretty soon.

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by owlcroft on Oct 28, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

The AL east is looking a lot better than it did 3-4 years ago, much to my dismay.

Mets and Nats should both be on an upswing in the coming years.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, let’s just say that it applies to the AL West least of all.

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by oldjacket on Oct 27, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno- AL Central?

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are some real offenses in the AL central. There is exactly one in the AL West.

I checked OPS of the average batter faced by the Ranger’s starters vs those of the Twins. It looked like two different leagues.

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by oldjacket on Oct 27, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

AL West is a worse offensive division than the NL West

and when you are the only good hitting team in that division the numbers get skewed even more.

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by Cody_ransom on Oct 27, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Triple credit because they did it on the road. We’re down 3-0 and Matt Cain…

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i perused their post-game thread...

and it wasn’t nearly as fun as TGP’s or even TC’s to read. nothing out of the ordinary for fans rationalizing a loss, but still

by lecherus on Oct 27, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was at the game folks

In the bleachers, section 140 (if anyone else was around) – absolute frigging blast, we were screaming and standing for 3 hours. I don’t know if I’ve ever cheered that much in a baseball game. Just a hell of an experience.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 27, 2010 11:14 PM PDT reply actions  

lucky you!

glad u had a blast. i was going nuts here in seattle.

by chenster on Oct 27, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I had just as much fun in front of my TV...

However I did seem to have misplaced my remote control sometime during the bottom of the fifth inning. Anyone see it?

by Lefty-is-crafty on Oct 28, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG U GUYZ! I JUST SAW CODY ON A TONIGHT SHOW PROMO!!!!

I can’t believe I get a WS game 1 win and Giants on the Tonight Show too, what did I do to deserve this???

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY ?!?!

I thought it was just Freddy?! Can’t wait to see them.

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

could you die, we get BOTH! do I dare dream of moar Giants interviews???

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see Brian Wilson hosting SNL. That would be epic!

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

sidekick-the Machine! LOL

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would make for a pretty funny opening monologue/skit, if you ask me.
/Kenan as Pablo

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by L-Nova on Oct 27, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG. This must happen. NBC needs to look into this.

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

coming this fall on NBC “Beard and the Machine”
:D
OMG GIANTS INTERVIEWS ON TONIGHT SHOW (and booo-looks like they interviewed TX players too) AFTER COMMERCIAL BREAK!!!!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm very very scared right now.

During game 6 against phillie, I stopped watching after the giants went down two runs. They won.
Last night, the Lakers were down to the Rockets in the middle of the 3rd quarter (lakers/giants/sharks lolwut), stopped watching then they won.
Tonight, giants went down by two runs, stopped watching after the 2nd inning.
This is a problem, I really want to watch the games.

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by gen!e on Oct 27, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions  

oh and btw, old swim coach's cousin caught uribe's HR ball.

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by gen!e on Oct 27, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it up for the team

Watch games in which Giants do not go down 2-0

by calbearjd on Oct 27, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry buddy, take one for the team.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 27, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

please watch lots of laker games. fuck them

by mlb22 on Oct 27, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will, but hoping they win.

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by gen!e on Oct 27, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bigger Fluke?

Giants dropping a 7 on Cliff Lee or Roy Hibbert going 28/9/3/3 against Tim Duncan.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 27, 2010 11:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Former.

Not a lot of media hype for Hibbert/Duncan.

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by L-Nova on Oct 27, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn't need to have media hype to be a greater fluke...

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 27, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hibbert was supposed to be decent.

No knock on Duncan, but he’s definitely getting up there in age (plus, he’s not Dwight Howard).

Would I expect a similar night like this from Hibbert? Against Duncan, maybe. But I would have never expected any team to tee off on Cliff Lee in the postseason like the Giants did tonight.

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by L-Nova on Oct 28, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Summary of standing room only tickets

1. I Can’t feel my feet.
2. My back feels like i got hit by Rick Flair with a chair.
3. My ears are still ringing.
4. And I don’t care!!!

 WHAT AN AMAZING GAME. Thank You Giants!!!!

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by The Thrill on Oct 27, 2010 11:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

I somehow squatted for much of the game in the upper deck, above an aisle. Awesome.

by Your mother on Oct 27, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm super negative, I can't help it, blame the Giants over the last 20 years

I’m very happy with the end result. I was celebrating all night after being a little b!tch when the Rangers were hitting the relievers.

However, I’m not confident about anything after one game and no fanbase really should be in a World Series. The primary reason I don’t feel much confidence comes from the fact that I think the Giants played WAY more out of character today than the Phillies did.

I don’t think the Giants will score 10 or more runs in another game this series and I have a feeling the Rangers are more than capable of scoring close to 7 runs in subsequent games. That’s a very simplistic analysis….but I’m still scared.

Luckily, it’s still a game that counts against the Rangers. For the next 6 games, the Giants need to hope that tonight was an aberration in their pitching staff because they won’t score that many runs again against the Rangers pitching staff. It’s just unreasonable. I don’t think they’ll even score 7 in another game.

They need to hope this was a very weird game and not a sign of things to come for their pitching staff, or this series will turn quickly. That’s assuming the Rangers will keep hitting, but since yesterday I’ve felt like the Rangers would hit better than we would pitch. I don’t think that’s unreasonable.

I’m hoping this was just a weird game, and I’m very happy with the result. I hope we’re just getting hot at the right time.

I can’t feel confident. I really want to, though. Someone help me.

by thecheat on Oct 27, 2010 11:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh… Have Hope because Timmeh can only give up 4 runs in a start one more time?

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

you need to get laid

by mlb22 on Oct 27, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, trust me, that doesn't help.

It’s just a guy’s automatic response. Just keep reading the Chronicles every few minutes, check Baggs’ blog every hour, watch some more video replays and “Don’t Stop Believin’” once an afternoon. Then fix some snacks and get your favorite beverage, settle in and prepare for the worst. A pessimist is never disappointed.

by mrs. owlcroft on Oct 28, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

She had me at snacks.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 28, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right, the Phillies didn’t play out of character today, because they weren’t playing at all.

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so pathetic

I still can’t believe we beat the Phils

by thecheat on Oct 27, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's OK :)

We all think a little of that. This season defies logic. I say go with it.

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear this isn’t me!

by Every6thDay on Oct 28, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really wish that somebody would do an Obama poster of Lee with the caption “Nope”.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:23 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

that would be nice

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Except no.”

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 27, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Elvis Andrus wants to be Jeter when he grows up?

i never met a man who wanted to be old and insignificant.

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

No, he just wants to get paid like Jeter.

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by Solidarity on Oct 27, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait to see how badly the Yankees overpay to keep him in the offseason.

by Outshined_One on Oct 27, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’ll get all the money back in revenue from his “march to 3000 hits” or whatever record he is really close to

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he just wants to lead the team in runs like Jeter.

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by L-Nova on Oct 27, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remain confused as to why people gripe so much more about RBIs as a barometer of performance than runs as a barometer of performance. You don’t get RBIs if there aren’t people ahead of you in the lineup getting on base. You don’t score if there aren’t people behind you in the lineup knocking you in.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because RBIs are used way more often than runs as a barometer of performance.

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by groug on Oct 28, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Point.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, with Runs, at least you got on base in the first place.

Since OBP is the valued stat, it at least ties in somewhat. I dunno.

by Voxx on Oct 28, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Derek Jeter

Is still a quite good shortstop.

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by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

On balls within 2 feet of him, yes, quite a reliable glove.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

the DH spot will be between Derek and Alex for years to come.

by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, every season that Jeter has won a Gold Glove, his defense has been above average. On the other hand, every season that he hasn’t won a Gold Glove, his defense has been pretty spotty. Like Molina’s defense, his perceived value as a defender survives largely on reputation which in turn gets transformed into talking points.

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by Solidarity on Oct 28, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ron Washington on VLOLad

Reporter: Do you have to reconsider putting Vlad out in RF?
Washington: No. No, I don’t.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 27, 2010 11:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that a jedi mind trick?

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

Ron Washington is… Confusing

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 27, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm watching postgame interviews

These questions are so dumb. “Hey Boch, do you think Freddy Sanchez was helpful this game?”. “Hey Buster, did you expect 18 runs to be scored?”. “Hey Aubrey, do you think electricity has benefited society?”

by snafu on Oct 27, 2010 11:30 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Guillermo Mota

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by DrStankus on Oct 27, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate, did you worry about giving Andres some freedom stains?

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha!

rec’d!

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is fantastic.

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by groug on Oct 27, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 27, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

outstanding!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d, we need a side by side with bochy’s

by ldv on Oct 27, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

z
JeremyAffeldt Jeremy Affeldt

“The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit for doing them.” – Benjamin Jowett

Heh, I bet Jeremy has to think this the way he pitched tonight.

That said, he’s a permanent hero for that game 6 NLCS performance.

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by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2010 11:37 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That said, he’s a permanent hero for that game 6 NLCS performance.

So amazing in retrospect. He’s been a forgotten man all season, and then that.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 27, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's kinda the last guy I would have picked

for a long relief spot (raising the inevitable question of who in the pen is supposed to be filling that role), and there he was shutting them out.

The WP and walking Hamilton to load the bases with a 6 run lead was probably enough to go back into Bochy’s doghouse. At least Pablo and Mota are good company.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2010 5:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

IF the Giants win the World Series

Then I submit that

Jeremy Affeldt’s two innings of relief in NLCS Game 6 : Dave Roberts’ steal in Game 4 of the 2004 ALCS

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by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe’s homer was the definition of majestic. Can’t. Stop. Watching.

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 27, 2010 11:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep.

And yet it was the .364 WPA from Freddy Sanchez that got it done.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best advice for Matt Cain,

“YOU’RE FUCKING MATT CAIN!!!!”

by IRONxMIKE on Oct 27, 2010 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Self-fucking? Sounds kind of gross.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 28, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sign seen outside AT&T park post-game:

“When the going gets tough, the HUFF get going!”

Yeah!

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

he really did tonight too

what a quiet 3-4, 1R, 1 RBI in all the fireworks. great stuf.

by lecherus on Oct 28, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

According to ESPN
Recent history suggests that the winner tonight will have a significant edge in taking the series. Six of seven and 11 of the last 13 World Series champions have won Game 1. Overall, in the 101 previous best-of-seven World Series matchups, the Game 1 winner has won 63 of them, or 62.4 percent.

but why do I just think about how the Giants are going to screw this up…

by calbearjd on Oct 27, 2010 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

2002?

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by groug on Oct 27, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

And that was on the road!

by calbearjd on Oct 27, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shush!

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by Merope on Oct 27, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Klaw (sorry if someone already posted it)
Good win for the #sfgiants. I look forward to seeing Bochy give Matt Cain the game ball in the 7th inning next Wednesday.

by monsterlxe on Oct 27, 2010 11:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I WILL NOT OBEY THE KLAW

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by groug on Oct 27, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to go synchronize my eyelids… gotta go to work tomorrow. Nighty-night!
Great game!
Go Giants!!

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by Merope on Oct 27, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

sleep well!!!! :)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 27, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG!

The Giants were great!! Cody was epic :) SMILES!

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 27, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

super fun!!!
I wanna watch it again, Brian was hilarious, as always, but the Full House re-enactment was so funny!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 28, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHIFT A

Most ridiculous sporting event i have ever seen. Fucking Giants teeing off on Cliff Lee. Amazing. Pure, unadulterated euphoria when Uribe went Jazz Hands. That was some double rainbow shit. Unbelievable. Also, Loved seeing TI and Nate get in on the action. Surprised how Texas’ bullpen was so terrible, they looked rattled all night. Oquendo or whatever is clearly the best of the lot that pitched tonight.

That Rangers offense never gives up though, they are clearly the best offense we’ve seen all year, and that scares me. Dudes hit gappers. It’s up to CAIN to neutralize.

Way too many Ranger fans at the park, don’t sell your tickets to these fools. They are up there with the Red Sox in terms of annoying fans. “Let’s go Texas” chant in the 2nd almost made me puke. Oh well, we shut them up and had them crying in their beers by the end.

by kezargiants on Oct 27, 2010 11:51 PM PDT reply actions  

People who sell World Series tickets aren’t going to be swayed by appeals to emotion.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. very true, sir.

But you never know, maybe some people are forced to miss for whatever reason. Like i can’t go tommorow because of a Quiz that i can’t make up.

by kezargiants on Oct 27, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Condolences.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sall Good

Can still watch most of it on TV. Just so fucking happy i got to go tonight.

by kezargiants on Oct 27, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ranger takeover of ~VR 303-ish

Yeah … but there was an entire VR section filled with Ranger fans. How the hell does that happen?

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just finished watching the game off DVR (missed game because of class).

Wow. Freddy fucking Sanchez! That was awesome!

At the risk of sounding like a puss I did shed some man tears durring the intros. I’ve waited to damn long for this!

3 MORE FUCKING WINS!

by downsos on Oct 28, 2010 3:43 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL Renel introducing Timmeh

She gave his last name sort of a “nyah nyah nyah” tone.

Giants (to Rangers): Tim Linceum. Do you have on o’ these? I didn’t think sooooo!

by younghutch on Oct 28, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it had more of a Panama sound to it. They didn’t announce the Panda at all. Rent was intro’d twice.

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by Merope on Oct 28, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice little bonus

I know Tim did not make it out of the 6th, but he only threw 93 pitches. We chased Lee early, but he still threw 105.

If the managers get crazy and both go short rest, Timmy would likely have more gas in the tank for it.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Congrats to Jim Caple, pretty much only the professional baseball analyst who doesn’t look like a complete tool today.

I want to spend all day just analyzing that game and rehashing it, and at the same time… nope. There is nothing that makes that all make sense. That was ridiculous. I’m just going to nurse my hangover and try to work.

With those who don't give a damn about baseball, I can only sympathize. I do not resent them. I am even willing to concede that many of them are physically clean, good to their mothers and in favor of world peace. But while the game is on, I can't think of anything to say to them. ~Art Hill

by Varitechie on Oct 28, 2010 9:29 AM PDT reply actions  

officially the most fun I've ever had a t a baseball game.

I flew to sf just for game 1. I wore a badass fucking tutu and tights, my brother caught a ball that would have hit me in the face, drank lots of beer, danced with strangers, was on the radio in Pensacola, and the giants fucking won.

I’m hungover in Denver, waiting for my flight back to Nola. worth it.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 28, 2010 9:31 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I’m gonna rec this.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHATS UP GAIZ!!?!?!?!?!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2010 9:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Based on my calculations,

the Giants are on pace to sweep the Rangers, by an average score of 11 to 7.

by D4P on Oct 28, 2010 10:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Very often, teams that win the first game of the World Series go on to take a 1-0 lead in that series.

by younghutch on Oct 28, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ladies and gentlemen: Tim McCarver

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Winning the first game is critical to getting off to a good start.

by D4P on Oct 28, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember back in 1960, we won the first game of a series by scoring more runs than the other team with a combination of better pitching, better fielding and better hitting. We were professionals and we pitched, fielded and hit very professionally.

Now, the baseball, made of leather pieces stitched together, bounced our way and wouldn’t you know, we took a 1-0 lead in that series.

Also, it is important to note that no players with the first name of “Elvis” participated in that series. There were 4 “Eddies”, 2 “Billys”, 9 – that’s right, 9 “Georges” and various other names were represented including, amazingly enough, 1 “Stumpy”.

by younghutch on Oct 28, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is actually somewhat entertaining

if you read it to yourself in Tim McCarver’s voice.

Or maybe I am just happy we won.

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by zenbitz on Oct 28, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you have Tim McCarver's voice . . .

. . . please keep it and hide it away somewhere and don’t give it back. A voiceless McCarver would be most welcome.

Sabean delendum est!

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by owlcroft on Oct 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, looks like there’s an overflow thread.

by D4P on Oct 28, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but what does the early polling say

by calbearjd on Oct 28, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

For all you people who like to come over here to complain about Niners Nation, there’s a front page post over there right now where you can do it instead, no questions asked.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

what does it do for the people reading, the people commenting, the true heartblood of Niners Nation

You should be a politician.

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to make sure that it didn’t sound like I was blaming the readers, because I’m not. Seemed like the best way to do that was to build them up.

And anyway, that’s ridiculous. I’m too poor to be a politician.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

That thread is a good idea though. I never go there but if you are going to improve who better to ask than the readers?

Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!

by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pat Burrell is the Machine!!

http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/confirmed-pat-burrell-is-the-machine/

proof

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 28, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

LOLWUT

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by jhiat00 on Oct 28, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, he’s the Machine.

That was really starting to bug me.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAHHHH MY EYES

I can’t unsee that, jponry.

But I guess shanghaijim enjoyed that.

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by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

You guess wrong, my dear

My fetish is uniforms, clerical collars, and all other things stereotypically repressed All-American. It is very nice of the LDS to keep sending pairs of freshly scrubbed boys in ties to my dungeon.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’ve been on this site long enough to know that wrong guesses are my specialty.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 28, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is like when I found out what Kane really looked like.

by Natto on Oct 28, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wished he kept his mask and his long hair

by TBRMKane on Oct 28, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

What has been seen…

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 28, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to win tonight, as well

Just putting that out there.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 28, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

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