Beat TexLAs Thread 5
by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 7:53 PM PDT
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That picture doesn't look right
Framed wrong, probably.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
Kinsler is out
looks fine to me
Mute Buck and McCarver. Enjoy baseball again:
http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html
There we go
Maybe it was my browser. Refresh did it.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
it was way too big at first, I had to change it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ah ha!
I suspected as much…
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
It’s finally loading for me! But I went through the Manage Blog thing.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
thank you for your contribution :)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Haters gonna hate
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
So, the home page situation has been fixed?
by Duelling Brandos on Oct 27, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Huff Daddy!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Bring Out Wilson in the 9th definitely, right?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
But world series important, no?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
it's a four fucking run lead
even a three run lead I let Wilson sit
Maybe regular season
No need to in the postseason though.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
damn you're a maverick
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the line that I am in
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
4 really isn't very big against a team like the Rangers
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like it's an unnecessary IBB
Shows lack of confidence in whoever should be out there.
How about seven?
What does seven do fer ya?
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
World Series = use best relievers
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This
There is no need to fuck around. Lock it down.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
and even if you didn’t want to, day off on friday anyway, so why not.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 27, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Affeldt
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Oct 27, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
i would have liked to have had zito on the roster just to try to get him one inning. an inning where we have a 4 run lead
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone isn’t wearing a Rally Thong.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Oct 27, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
omg huff
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
I like it when the San Francisco Giants have leads in postseason baseball games.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
I just like having the option of Postseason games.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
are we allowed to post stuff in this thread?
+THIS
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
MORE RUNS GIANTS HITTERS.
You are never safe.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don't like when people say things like that.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
More runs for some, tiny American flags for others!
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I mean "you are never safe."
Reminds me of what happened to my friend.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
You and your library of references that I don't remember!
I save mine for rainy days.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
For my first ever day of teaching as a student teacher
I used that particular episode. The lesson was about political parties.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
So is this Derrek Lowe’s crappier brother?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
The Clint Howard to his Ron Howard, if you will?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
If he was
The Dodgers would have had him instead of Derek.
Anagram of "SF Giants National League Champs" = A HOT, GAINFUL, MAGIC PLEASANTNESS
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 27, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Amazing they never signed Bobby Bonds Jr. or Craig Griffey.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
and now I'm trying to think of Giants examples of the phenomenon
Tim Worrell
Mark Leiter
Jesus Alou
That’s about the best I can do.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Well, and Bobby Bonds Jr. was in our farm system at one point. Never made it even close to the majors.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Mike Maddux/Greg Maddux
"Notre Dame will win the BCS national championship. Count it." -PiKAgiant
by HoosierGiant on Oct 27, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Wish Aubrey wasn't blury in that pic
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
Photshop it so that it ain't blurry.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
NO U
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
No wonder I can’t see Posey.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
it's all about Cliff Lee, remember him?
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
breaking news
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
I used to not like him, then I liked him, now I'm not sure anymore.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Meh
aside from questionable lawn care commercials he is alright by me.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/nods head in agreement (Robin Ventura)
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Oct 27, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I probably think of him like many people think of Bonds.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 27, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone get a screenshot of unhappy Rangers people?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie Molina
Has not handled the Rangers staff very well tonight.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Oct 27, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
OPPO RENT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY GAR!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
btw, how's Rent's tricep (?)
wasn’t it torn or something?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
he doesn't have one :(
very tragic
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
GAR!!!
Also, LOL VLAD!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOLVLADIMIR
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
MOTHER OF PEARL, COLLEGE WIRELESS, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU IF YOU DON’T STOP FUCKING UP
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
VLOLad.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
LOL!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
OH MY GOD VLADILOL!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
VLOLAD
RENT TRIPLE
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
VLOLad
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
COLOMBIANO!!!
thanks vladdy, you make me chuckle
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
RF is very shallow
Vlad will have no problems.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
this game will be a toughly fought pitchers duel
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
vLAd GueLOLo
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
VLOLDIMIR
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
LOL VLAD
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, Vlad
He’s my wife’s favorite player, since he was an Expo. Seeing that made her sad.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Vlad the butcher!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
My eyes hurt now.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Whenever we do something good it's always luck.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Or cause the other team
normally world beaters just happens to suck when we play them
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
We did
He just went by Jose Guillen
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Oct 27, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a decent comparison
but it makes me really sad for some reason
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
E-9 * 10^13
and then some
Mute Buck and McCarver. Enjoy baseball again:
http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html
OMG!!!
THE TEXAS RANGERS SURE DO STINK!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
That was embarrassing.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
So does Vlad start game 2 still?
He has been awful absolutely awful in RF. I mean Guillen kind of awful.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Yeah
His bat could be to valuable.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
oh Ishi
i want to believe you will drive him in, but i assume a stikeout on a ball down and in
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
Vlad will be fine in RF
he played it for 13 years you know
and also Cliff Lee
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
It was ordained by Tony Bennett.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
fuck it
suicide squeeze
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
haha. just for the hell of it.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 27, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
the best part of that Vlad nonsense was Rentaria...
laughing as he headed for 3rd.
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
Travis Ishikawa is batting in a WORLD SERIES GAME people. Think about it.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
killing it.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 27, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
He just doubled in a WS game!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Oct 27, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
And NAILING IT!
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Oct 27, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
GETTING OPPO DOUBLES IN THE WORLD SERIES
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It's beautiful.
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
They should have sent a poet.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Get this run home, Travis
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
TI DOUBLES
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
TI gets pinch hit RBIs, remains sexy while doing so.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
The rumor is that he’s a complete dildo, but I do not give a crap. He is a god.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah I don’t doubt that the real TI sucks as a person. The “TI does X, remains sexy…” meme is an old thing from Oh No They Didn’t. So I use it here whenever Travis does something good.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Where did you hear that from?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
People who have met him.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Like for a few minutes, a few hours, what?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I’m afraid that I can’t give you any more details.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Well, I've heard nice things about him too.
People have bad days, weeks, years, lives, you know?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
TRAVIS ISHIKAWA HITS DOUBLES IN THE WORLD SERIES!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
the dream kicks ass though!
also thanks for the life line from the last thread
No one here gets out alive.
ishi!!!
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
ISH!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
YESSIREE!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
"outfielder Vladimir Guererro" anagram
I’M A DEVOURED, TERRORFUL GIRLIE
Anagram of "SF Giants National League Champs" = A HOT, GAINFUL, MAGIC PLEASANTNESS
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 27, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Vlad<ball dude
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
TRAVIS!
I LOVE WHEN THE GIANTS OF SAN FRANCISCO HIT DOUBLES
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
oh my god.
that happened.
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
TRAVIS DOUBLES!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
TRISH!!!!
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Oct 27, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
MOAR RUNS
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
ISHIKABOOM
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
I kinda feel sorry for Vlad
It really isn’t fair to ask him to try to play outfield for one of the only times this year in the World Series.
Kinda like putting Molina in the cleanup spot.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
ISHI, LAST OF HIS TRIBE!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Nice
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
that dude really had a pretty crazy life…
unfortunately never got any ribbies in a WS game
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 27, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to say
that had Cliff Lee not Butcher Boy’d Karma wouldn’t have rained down on him like it did.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
we got our lead-off guy on third
and drove him in?
WE HAVE THE MAGIC!
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
Rent jogs slower than a normal person walking
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Anagram of "SF Giants National League Champs" = A HOT, GAINFUL, MAGIC PLEASANTNESS
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 27, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel 20% more comfortable with this lead
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
by Goofus on Oct 27, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I feel 25% more comfortable
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Kind of sucks
We’ll probably see David Murphy in the lineup tomorrow now. And that dude looks locked in.
Yeah. Damn.
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
Definitely Mota or Affeldt now.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Oct 27, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
Affeldt
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by Giantsfan4life on Oct 27, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
A
That’s our Hamilton home run insurance run right there.
very carefully
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
the bigger the lead the less pants i need
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
AL Pitching is overrated.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
AL Pitching is overrated.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
al is over rated
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
But the Yankees...
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
But the AL EAST!!!!
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
with their bags of money
boo hoo
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
but Cliff Lee is better than Christy Mathewson
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
in fairness, Mathewson is dead
if you zombified him, he might be better
BAD TORRES.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OMG Lee's face
Was priceless
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Pundits advice to Giants tonight:
You have no chance to survive, make your time
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
Hello Gentlemen
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Oct 27, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Folks, it is 9-4 in the first game of the 2010 World Series in the bottom of the 8th.
does not fully compute.
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
FREDDY FREDDY SANCHEZ SANCHEZ
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
called it
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
LOL if Nate doesn't get an AB
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Mole!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
The Giants started scoring runs when I left the thread
Finally felt it was safe to return.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
Sanchez is a single, a triple, and a home run away from hitting a cycle
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
FREDDY SANCHEZ HITS DOUBLES!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Mole!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
I have to think Vlad will not be in RF again.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This is the part that concerns me
The Rangers are worse starting him over Murphy.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
I’m honestly really surprised that he’s THIS bad.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
He hasn't played much RF in 2 years
And in the years preceding that, he was pretty bad.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
VLOLad
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
sorry, Vlad done used it all up
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
FREDDY!!!
OMG it’s so sad seeing Vlad out there.
by Murray, Present on Oct 27, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
they scored all 4 as doubles
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 27, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not sure why I wrote 2 instead of 4 (now 3), I must be excited.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
4 doubles
That last one should be a single and an error though
HOLY MOLE!
LOL VLAD!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
Vlad Guerero
Major League Right Fielder
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
At this point all I can do is laugh.
Also, Vlad is never allowed in Texas again.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
freddie!
thank you pirates
we would not be here without you
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
LOL LOL LOL LOL
GUERERRO!
OK he definitely does not start tomorrow.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL VLAD
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
Good lord, Vlad.
It pleases me that Sanchez has hit 4 doubles. Got to be in rare company at this point.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Now I feel bad for Vlad.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Never feel bad for your opponent
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
NO MERCY!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
SWEEP THE LEG!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Well, now. I don’t agree with that on an absolute level.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I feel great for my opponent’s failure, but there is a little part of me that’s sad for the massive failure of my former white whale.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
How far the whale has floated.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
White whale
That’s appropriate considering he plays RF like one.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I like Vlad though
This isn’t Scott Spiezio we’re talking about. I feel bad for him.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I kind of feel bad for Vlad, too, even as I enjoy his failures
"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."
NEW STRATEGY!!! HIT THE BALL TO RF....
by skilletboy on Oct 27, 2010 8:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I can’t remember, a ton of people quoted it in the pregame threads.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty sure it was Harold Reynolds.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL try it again tomorrow to know for sure.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
LOL!
LSB dumbasses
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 27, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
No way. Seriously
You’d think they’d have played here enough to know.
Toughest RF in baseball by far.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
To be fair
I wouldn’t have predicted he would have been anywhere near this bad in RF. It’s truly embarrassing.
by Duelling Brandos on Oct 27, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLOL
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
VLAD CONRAD!
Mute Buck and McCarver. Enjoy baseball again:
http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html
Vlad : Beisbol been berry berry bad to me
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Guerrero just set a WS record for most 1B-E9 in an inning.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
GURRERLOL
"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
worst RFer at AT&T ever
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
uh, Guillen
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by Giantsfan4life on Oct 27, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Jose Cruz Jr. is on line one.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
chasm?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hyperbole
A lot of people went apeshit crazy mad over Cruz in 03. I was mad but I wasn’t calling for his head.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Jose Cruz Jr. is the worst RFer at [insert name of Marlins’ ballpark] ever
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Vlad hasn’t turned a single into an ITPHR yet, a la Jack Cust.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Vlad's face
Just get me out of here.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
BROOKS CONVLAD
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
This made me laugh.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
lol
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Javier Lopez and Freddy Sanchez
Sabes is playing with the House’s money at this point.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
pirates money
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
??
how is it that all these fuckers in the media said Texas bullpen is slightly better than ours
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
It was very good this year
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don't remember anyone saying that
I think most people gave us the edge in bullpen
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Geez, Guerrero is horrible today.
I like it very much
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 27, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
4 doubles (one a gift, the nature of which will be forgotten)
Some kind of record?
I thought I heard before that some guy hit 4 in the 1906 World Series
by Monkeyking42 on Oct 27, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes Wilson
He’s used to pitching every few days, and hasn’t pitched since Saturday.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
i guess we finally know the real reason Sabes didn’t sign Vlad.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
Well Yeah
The 10 replacement level players he signed could play better defense between the 10 of them.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
i missed it. Is the roster exactly the same as the NLCS? So Mota in the 9th.
No one here gets out alive.
looked like ram ram was up
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 27, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm good with Ram Ram
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by Giantsfan4life on Oct 27, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOYA!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear MLB,
Can we please play every game of the series here at AT&T and could you find a way for Vlad to play RF every game as well? Well, you do kinda owe us for the /east coast bias…just sayin’
Sincerely,
Giants Fans
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
I like RamRam pitching the 9th when we are up 6
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
How about using a good reliever?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It really confuses me that Washington put Vlad in right. Why not play him in left? Right at The Phone is notoriously hard. Cruz is a pretty decent defensive outfielder. Play him in right and Vlad in left. Makes more sense to me. Glad he didn’t do that though.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Apparently, they didn't know anything about the Giants.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I’m guessing they didn’t want to move Cruz and were also figuring the Giants are mostly righties
by Monkeyking42 on Oct 27, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s like why we don’t put Rowand anywhere but center.
But kind of comical that his errors have not been on any tricky bounces off of the brick. He can’t even pick the baseball up off the ground.
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
I'm with Cody Ransom
Vlad was a great 5 tool player…good guy…has to hurt his pride
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Joe Po mentioned this
It’s like seeing Mays with the Mets in the 73 World Series.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Some talking head was saying he didn’t hit well in the small sample of games he played in the field this year.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
In 1973, sure. Mays in 1972 had an OPS+ about 20 points higher than Vlad’s this year, though!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
I remember that, painful.
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by Giantsfan4life on Oct 27, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
too bad he spent all those years on that nasty turf. still a HOFer though.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man
I had to go out for a bit.
I was in my car when Uribe hit his homer and I started punching the roof of my truck.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I left the house right when Lee was removed
Immediately heard the HR in the car.
Me: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anagram of "SF Giants National League Champs" = A HOT, GAINFUL, MAGIC PLEASANTNESS
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 27, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, guys, look at the scoreboard...
Is that TEN fucking runs?!?!?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Vlad looks lost out in the outfield
Kinda sad really.
Sorry, no sympathy
probably needed to do a lot of extra conditioning and stretching for a month solid before this and doubt he did so.
I wouldn’t mind if the Rangers burn through their bullpen in this game
by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 27, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, while the hack continues to rack up offensive stats.
Its a crime.
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Oct 27, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
How is it that Molina is blocking so well now. I don’t remember any blocks this good this year.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
A shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch and a sensible dinner.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
They showed a close up of them on the ESPN America broadcast
and Thorne said, that’s Joe Montana the one on the left.
Jen was to his right.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Hello Joe.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
JOE COOL!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
The Greatest
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
not according to LSB:
NO ONE CARES ABOUT JOE MONTANA
AND THE CATCH WAS A FLUKE SHUT UP ABOUT IT
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
LOL U MAD?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
HAW HAW!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Andrus can pick it.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Joe Montana
Needs to be at every WS game, he’s like Rueter, but really good.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
when is Bengie gonna start managing this pitching staff?
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
that was a cannon of an arm
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
Buster Slowsy
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
Slower than Whitey.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
yeah they should totally PR Whiteside for Posey
Like, whenever they get a chance. Especially in close games that might go to extras
/uncomfortable flashback
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 27, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
they said it was routine?
I thought McCarver was praising it on the replay
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I hear that all the time here when the Yankees do routine crap.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
ignore this.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Nate gets an AB!!!!
In the World Series!!!!!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Needs more beard...
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
And they switched pitchers for him
RESPECT!!
Anagram of "SF Giants National League Champs" = A HOT, GAINFUL, MAGIC PLEASANTNESS
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 27, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
and thick legs
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Well....
Why do you think they made him a catcher?
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a longer season
than he’s ever played…I’m sure there is SOME wear on those legs
Vlad would be a great acquisition as a Ball Dude next year
by mlb22 on Oct 27, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Does he have a pair of wing-tips?
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
too funny. rec'd
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
Why not play Vlad in LF?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
NEEDZ MOAR EXPERIENCE
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
That would be too easy, can't have the DH get lazy out there.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Ask Ron Washington
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
did they keep an inning alive or otherwise make a difference?
events in some of those innings came very fast
that's how baseball go
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
JUGGERNATE
POOR MATT CAIN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’s saving himself for the right person? Did they trade promise rings?
by skilletboy on Oct 27, 2010 8:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I asked it earlier
I’ll ask it again.
With each run the Giants score tonight, does that give Cain optimism or just drive him deeper into “fuck you guys” depression?
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 27, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
His veins pump awesome!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Schierholtz has looked awful so far this offseason.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Uh, postseason.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Yeah?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
NATE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
It's 10-4 guys.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
11-4!
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
I mean 11-4
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
NATE THE GREAT!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
NATE THE GREAT!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
NATE THE GREAT
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
EVEN SCHIERHOLTZ ARE GETTING INTO THE ACT!!!!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
ARE????? LOL ME BUT I'M STILL HAPPY!!!!!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
JUGGERNATE!
JUST HIT AN RBI IN THE WORLD SERIES
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NATE IS GREAT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
hahaha Juggernate...
He can tell his kids forever that he has a WS RBI
On deck: Todd Linden!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
I've heard good things
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
need to save these runs for later in the series
remember game 5 2002
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Our bullpen's better than that though.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
No
Wear down the bullpen and their confidence
Because it's bigger than normal confidence right?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NEEDZ MOAR CAIN MEME
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
by thebighead on Oct 27, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Ok guys, that's enough
Save some for the rest of the series. You’ve made your point very clearly.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
AWESOME
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Rangers bullpen.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Guys, seriously, the Rangers have the pitching to match the Giants.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
They get extra credit because the AL is like eleventy billion times better than the NL
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
twelvety billion times, I think
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 27, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Especially that Cliff Lee cat. He's skeeeerrrryyyyy
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 27, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
He's invincible!
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Ishi and Juggernate in the same game?
"Mow bwiefings?" "More briefings."
Reading LSB it occurred to me that the most profitable business in the world would be to buy a Texan for what they are worth and sell them for what they think they're worth.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
It’s always amused me how Texans are obsessed with being bigger than every other state, when in fact they’re not the largest in terms of area OR population.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
OR other stuff.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
they have worst schools and the biggest debt
and the biggest jaggoff governor
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Isn't that California?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
We're working on it
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 12 recs
This.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
They would
If you knew how to win
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Poor Cain. Poor me, who has to watch the Giants get two hits for Cain tomorrow. :(
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
/CRICKETS
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
same bad pun but the pic... they almost look synchronized
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
by DJ Tofu on Oct 27, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Good god that was beautiful.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Bengie looks like he is gonna run with Uribe.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And Uribe said, "Let there be jazz."
And there was jazz. And Barry Bonds saw the jazz and it was good.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Oct 27, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The more late runs they get the more it feels like we won’t be scoring tomorrow.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
/checks pocket for spare doubles/
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS ONE GOES TO 11
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
by Shrug on Oct 27, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
But...
Why don’t you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
*stares blankly*
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
umpire invokes run rule
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Dang.
I love it though.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
3 more outs please
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
Both Travis Ishikawa and Nate Schierholtz have run producing hits in THE WORLD SERIES,
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
In a game started by Cliff Lee
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Can someone photoshop Happy Leonard DiCaprio into that photo up there?
Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...
by AngelWillSaveUs on Oct 27, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
What we don’t realize is that the Rangers actually get 3x credit for each run they score, because they play in the AL.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I must be a Giants fan
Looking at the score, I can’t help but think, “Of fuck, they’re going to use up all of their runs and this will be over in 5 games.”
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
I feel good.
RattoCSN Ray Ratto
Giants’ last World Series win: 16-4, Game 5 in ’02 #sfgiants #rangers
Now I feel sad.
Don’t fret. They cancelled the Series after Game 5, remember?
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
NO!! WE LOST THE 2002 WORLD SERIES TO THE ANAHEIM ANGELS AFTER BLOWING A 5-0 LEAD IN GAME 6.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate you. :(
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew somebody was going to show up and challenge that post
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Fuck Ratto
this is all
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Fat Fuck
Why don’t you go hit an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet with Bengie.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Blunt reminder what momentum is worth in baseball
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Worth=Nada
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
RattoCSN Ray Ratto
I could really go for a tusk cleaning and a bucket of krill #kukukachoo
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
and Ratto is still wearing that same sweater
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Oct 27, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
i thought that was his fur.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
also, he farted
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
LOL.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
The important thing here is that we are blowing up their bullpen too. Not in terms of usage, but showing that their ’pen is very vulnerable as well.
I still don’t believe I’m not dreaming this up. I’d like to see Willy, so his first WS appearance doesn’t come in a tight spot- need to get him in there.
I don’t want RamRam to come in the game and go 1-2-3 because then Bork might use him in a tight spot, and we all know he isn’t good, just lucky
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
This
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
This
And we are a shining ray of optimism.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Defensive Replacement!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
bah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
great play
bad throw
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
LOL!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
LOL DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WHAT THE HELL ISHI
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
Fucking shit.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
UM.
Buster, where were you?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
REALLY BUCK?
IF HE WENT OVER THE BAG LIKE HE DID?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
McCarver, whatever.
They both suck.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ishi?
at first i was like :D
and then i was like :(
by Murray, Present on Oct 27, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Prediction
Brian Wilson will pitch in this game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
banned
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Banned for kissing ass.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
banned for sucking up
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
/flagged for piling on
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I kind of hope so
He’s used to pitching often, and needs to get his work in and stay in sync.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Ramirez needs some innings and a need to erase some bad memories from this postseason
The Ankiel walkoff and the Werth 9th inning insurance run homer
6-error game. Yee-ouch.
Good thing 4 of them were by the Rangers.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
You spelled Vlad wrong
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
DAMN, that's 4 more than I saw before.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I just know that there are people out there
using this game as proof that neither of these teams deserve to be in the WS.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Strikes, Ramon
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
THROW FUCKING STRIKES
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Fucking bloody hell, can we EVER get just 3 simple, easy outs?
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
Remember what Nen used to stand for?
Never an
Easy
Ninth
God bless you Robb, whereever you are.
The Nenth inning!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
/smoke on the water
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nen was a control pitcher
It just seemed like he was wild. Check the walk rates.
Don't get me wrong
I’m a huge Robb Nen fan. For god’s sake, we literally watched the man cripple his own arm and end his ML career trying to win the World Series. How can you not admire that kind of dedication and self sacrifice!
THERE IS A GODDAMN 7 RUN LEAD. THROW STRIKES
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
I wouldn't have minded Mota.
I mean, he’s been on the roster, this seems like a fine time to use his services.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
The Book of Matthew
“YOUR WOLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS!”
Renel’s voice echoed through the ballpark, but it was barely audible over the deafening noise of the crowd. Selig handed Cain the trophy and declared him the MVP for pitching a gem of a seventh game. The team hoisted him on their shoulders and carried him off the field. He couldn’t stop smiling, thinking about the respect, the impending parade and the accomplishment of having won.
Kuiper ran over to him with a microphone. “How do you feel, Matt?”
“Kuip, I can’t believe it!” he said, barely able to see Kuiper through the blizzard of confetti. “I can’t believe I won the Wor—”
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Cain bolted upright in bed. He slammed his fist down on the clock, silencing it. His bleary eyes focused on a calendar left on the nightstand.
October 28.
“Shit,” he groaned, falling back onto his pillow.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on Oct 27, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL one day at a time young man.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
In his dream
They scored 15 runs.
Anagram of "SF Giants National League Champs" = A HOT, GAINFUL, MAGIC PLEASANTNESS
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 27, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like this was stolen.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
THROW FUCKING STRIKES, RAMIREZ.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
throw strikes, please.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
fuck fuck fuck
dont do that
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by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
There is officially no good situation with which to bring in RamRAm
Wow, Ramon
Be better.
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LOL WALKS
Still in despair.
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Pull your head out of your ass, Ramon
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
It’s so hard to throw strikes when you are up by 7
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
’chasm?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
So, who still wants to argue that Ramon Ramirez is magically great now?
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PLEASE USE A GOOD RELIEVER
IT’S THE FUCKING WORLD SERIES
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hey Giants.
You still have another 3 outs to get. Don’t screw this up.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
Ramon Ramirez – not a very good pitcher
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
>:(
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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Ramirez sucks
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
This motherfucker should not face another batter
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Triple play.
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Yabu?
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Oct 27, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Ramon Ramirez fucking sucks. This is our Vlad – let’s hope he sucks so he is never used in high leverage ever again.
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
For Ramirez, a seven run lead IS high leverage.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 27, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Get a goddamn groundball
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
RAMRAM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Can we please stop fucking around here and retire these fucking batters?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
Nice
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
Finish him
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FINISH HIM!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
I think Bochy is trying to figure out
if he can use Ramirez in any close games this series.
Answer is quite clear.
but this game isn't close?
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Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
w00t!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Finish This Game, Affeldt
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
UZR PORN
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yeah prolly
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
He’s been pretty reliable since he came here. But tonight just wasn’t the night for him. I’m glad there’s enough breathing room for the Giants to absorb that kind of off night from any of their pitchers. If this was a one-run or tie game I’d be mainlining Pepto Bismol right now.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just saying, he hasn't really had to go through high pressure situations.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
all the pitchers were sky high
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
He’s not a very good pitcher. He had a shiny ERA but his peripherals are not very good.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
exactly, and for this reason I would prefer to not see him again, k? thanks
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 27, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
No, he sucks
He is literally not a good pitcher. He had a lucky couple of innings with us in the regular season.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
He doesn't suck
but he is not good either.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
in all fairness, at first he was good, and then suddenly, he wasn’t and we take no chances when it comes to throwing the torture around!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
FTFY
in all fairness, at first he was goodlucky, and then suddenly, he wasn’t and we take no chances when it comes to throwing the torture around!
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MOAR OUTS
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
Affeldt needs to get this shit done immediately if not sooner.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
Better RF at PBP/ATT?
Nate or Cruz Jr.?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Cruz Jr.
Except for that one game.
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by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Except for that one game play
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I think Cruz Jr was the best ever
though maybe Winn, since he had more innings there.
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Guillen
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by Giantsfan4life on Oct 27, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
cruz. definatly. it wouldn’t even be a question if he didnt drop that ball
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by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL sig.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Randy Winn
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
No arm.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Sorry. Bad post.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I hope we get the 2009 version of Affeldt.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
Everyone gets an ovation walking off the mound!!!
In other news, what the hell did Mota do to Bochy to never get into a game?
Made fun of his hat size.
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by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I just remembered.
We had a closer by committee early in the year. Why?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Really?
I don’t remember that
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by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, we did.
Bochy used like anyone for a little while.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
finish yours first
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I remember no such thing
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
geez yes, with a 7 run lead; he can't get out of the one run lead mode
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Bye Ramon
Man Nate has a cannon.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
can I haz the Affeldt on fire pic?
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only if he does something to deserve it
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Dammit Affeldt
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Oh come on
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
For Christ’s fucking sake.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
good thing we have this lead
we’re gonna need it
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by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
Nice half-assed block there, Buster
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Uhhhh
Affeldt?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
55 years will do that to you.
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by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
ugh. concentrate. finish the game, damn it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
THE FUCK WAS THAT
I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
That's right, boys.
Get it ALLLLL out tonight… all the bad shit. Be rid of it. The bats have spoken.
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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Oct 27, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
I hope I don't have to see Ramirez again
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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
And I hope to never see Mota
I guess I still don’t get why Mota was chosen over Zito
I wouldn't mind not seeing Mota either
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I love Posey
but he is afraid of the ball. Instead of getting his body in front, he moved away from the ball
yeah no
there was no way he could have gotten in front of that ball, he set up to the inside and it was way outside.
Uh he’s usually very good about getting his body in front and blocking balls. I really think he’s tired.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Think about it
He just had 3 days off. I doubt he’s tired.
I have no problems with Posey's performance tonight
I am just saying that I don’t believe that he is tired
I don’t think any catcher in baseball could’ve gotten in front of that wild pitch.
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This is my line
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Posey practices getting in front of balls before every game, they’ve shown it on TV numerous times. He’s a catcher, he’s not afraid of the ball.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
On that play he should have thrown his body in front of it, but his natural reaction was to avoid the ball….he will just need more practice to avoid the reflex and use his body as a glove.
send him back to AAA
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Strikes, Jeremy
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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
This is pissing me the hell off.
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
how do you feel abt your wilson call now?
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by coolandtough on Oct 27, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
No surprise here.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess the Giants decided there wasnt enough torture tonight.
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 27, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
cool
i love balls
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by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
I like being in a situation where a wild pitch that puts 2 running into scoring position in the 9th only makes the pitcher slightly annoyed.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 27, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
Throw strikes, please.
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STRIKES, RELIEVERS
THROW STRIKES
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THROW FUCKING STRIKES ASSHOLE
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
strikes
throw them.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
JEREMY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
What the actual fuck? Is it that having a decent lead is such unfamiliar territory that these douchebags can't focus?
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
You do not give a powerful team like the Rangers free baserunners.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Shit
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Two walks with a 7 run lead is inexcusable.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It's going to piss me off if Lee gets taken off the hook for a loss.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
Wait...
What?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
WILSOOOOOON
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIILLLLSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
Truly horrible inning Ramirez, Jeremy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Jeremy was just bad.
Wild pitch and a walk? wtf
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
This is absolutely ridiculous
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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Just throw the ball to the catcher.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
WE HAD TO USE WILSON WITH A SEVEN RUN LEAD. ARE YOU SERIOUS.
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
WORLD SERIES
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BASEBALL GAME
Now Guerrero, Cruz, Kinsler get to see his stuff. Could be consequential later in the series.
Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.
Could be
but you use your players to win this game, so the series could possibly be shorter.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I know right? This is the worst laugher game I’ve ever seen.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Bork couldn't resist.
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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Nothing is ever easy with this team.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
FEAR THE BEARD TIME!!!!
"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"
remember wilson
bases are already loaded
no need to walk anybody before you k the side
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by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Oh god
Ok Brian finish this hit.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
jprony
I blame you.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Blame Ramon Ramirez
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Blame Bochy for even thinking about using that piece of garbage
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 27, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
jprony
is that like jporny?
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Something like that.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
just 2 more outs to go!
now get them!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
i dont like showing wilson's stuff
to rangers unnecessarily
exactly
but seriously, it’s not a real secret as to what you’ll get from him
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Seriously
I think everyone’s seen his beard at this point and showing his other stuff would definitely intimidate the competition.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
our immoral victory will be sweeter.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
eh.
He’s had how many days off? And another offday Friday.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
in the World Series
a closer can work every game
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Yep.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd rather have Mota here
No reason to show off Wilson with a 7 run lead.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
If it was still 8-4
Wilson would have started the ninth.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Wilson, as ordered.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It's official
Bochy just wants everyone in the bullpen to get in the game. Well played, Heed.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Oct 27, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
I don't like this decision
But I get it. RamRam and Affeldt haven’t pitched, makes sense to use them. But dang.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
of course this shit happens
what’s giants baseball without torture.
what torture?!?!
we’re up by like…. 7!
"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"
warming up in the first inning
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bochy is not fucking around.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The Machine
Tony Bennett, anyone? Just a theory.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Oct 27, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
fuck
what’s the benefit of having a seven run lead if you’re gonna send your best relievers?
You know this is really stupid with a 7 run lead
If it takes Wilson a couple of dozen pitches to get out of this it could come back to bite the Giants tomorrow in a close game.
Bochy is bonkers
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
FINISH THIS SHIT WILSON
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Buck can make anything boring
“Brian Wilson, who has a unique look at life…”
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
You're heard of "The Most Interesting Man in the World"?
Joe Buck is his arch-nemesis.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
you’d think that the MIMITW would have a more interesting arch-nemesis.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to say, this is pretty epic overmanaging.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bochy's not messing around
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Could Romo have just stayed in or did they PH?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
they brought in Lopez to face the lefty
who was promptly pinch hit for
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh yeah
forgot about Lopez
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
The Alot!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
The alot has a lot to say!
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is the Giants' backup catcher?
Really?
Mute Buck and McCarver. Enjoy baseball again:
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Boch
He activated himself.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Oct 27, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
is he on the PO roster?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Whiteside
And why the hell does it matter right now. No way should Buster come out.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Just one more out, Brian.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
oh look a pitcher who actually throws strikes and gets out wow.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Go back three years and think about how you are saying this of Brian Wilson
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
It's an out
I’ll take it.
Anagram of "SF Giants National League Champs" = A HOT, GAINFUL, MAGIC PLEASANTNESS
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 27, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
I'll take it
now get the last out.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
2 RBIS for Vlad!
Hopefully this redeems him and he will play tomorrow!
by Murray, Present on Oct 27, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
Whatever I’ll take it. Just get this next jackwagon. Nelly Cruz.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh
We needed Brian Wilson for this?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Wow, what a gem from McCarver!
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
This game just got interesting
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Holy crap
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Wilson will appear in every game we win.
Write it down.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Oct 27, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
GRRRRR
Damn you Cruz.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WILSON!
""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Oct 27, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
How did no one get to that ball?
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
Ugh, that was deep.
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
It did look like they both kind of shied away a little at the end there.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
fuck
did anyone want to pick up the ball
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
Wtf is this shit?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Ok Wilson.
NOW finish it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wilson wants a save, dammit!
Mute Buck and McCarver. Enjoy baseball again:
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Thank God for insurance runs.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Like I said
I’m glad the Giants scored those 3 runs last inning
oh man
we don’t want to give the Rangers any more confidence
by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 27, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
Oh God
Hey guys we have a huge lead REALLY?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Schierholtz and Torres watching the ball die in the gap like that is fucking awesome, let me tell you.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
Sometimes it's good not to see.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
After watching the replay
I think Torres should have had that ball. It hung up a long time and he did not take an optimal route nor did he get a good jump on the ball.
LOL
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Don't do this to us. Seriously. Not fair.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
I’m gonna stuff my head in a blender.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’ve got the oven preheating.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this what we are going to get from the bullpen this series?
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
thehavenot is standing
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
scout6 cannot feel his legs
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They just want to torture the Rangers by making them think they’re back in it. Now time to finish ’em!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
BRIAN!
FINISH THEM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOUSY FUCKING PITCHING!!!
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
I cannot believe this game ended up being a slugfest, and not a pitching matchup.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BRIAN
FINISH HIM
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
FINISH THIS DAMN GAME!
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
why is the ump talking to Wilson?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
to give Posey a breather, Kuip says
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
"K this fucker"
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
END THIS SHIT I NEED TO SHOWER AND DO HW
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Wilson comes in and clears the fucking bases!
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
this is the least fun "blowout" ever
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
I just know he's gonna walk him...
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Strikes, Wilson
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
BRIAN
FINISH HIM
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH DAMMIT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Strikes, Wilson
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
keajhfkejawhfkadskfakdsfajkd
ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW
rec'd!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
HEY THROW STRIKES
YOU HAVE A 5 RUN LEAD
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Can we please end this shit?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
Put him out by strikes . . .
do.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
a 4 run victory is still pretty comfy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Giants Win!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I love this.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 27, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
bout time
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
LOL RANGERS!!!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Oct 27, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
TEXAS GOAT RODEO
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Wilson going to be able to get it done in the close games?
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
SILLY QUESTION HIJACK!
What the hell is the RAM PLAYER OF THE GAME! And how awesome was Mole this game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL N00B
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
whooooo ah!
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 27, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Fucking finally.
That game was draining.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOL UNITELLIGIBLE SCREAMING FROM FANS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
3 MORE WINS
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Whooohoooo!
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10
THANK YOU
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
GIANTS WIN GAME 1!!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Mini-torture
Mute Buck and McCarver. Enjoy baseball again:
http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html
fuck yes!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Cliff Lee = football
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Geez
Thank you for throwing a freaking strike! How come more of those weren’t thrown going into an inning with a seven freaking run lead?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
I feel less excited about that win than I did 15 minutes ago, but I’ll fucking take it.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
Nothing to see here ,
move along folks.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
oh my god thank you freddy snachez
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IS THE MAGIC NUMBER
by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 27, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Not in the mood for concern trolling
We won the game. That’s all that matters.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bweez's motions after the 3rd out
weren’t very convincing.
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
What is this GIF from? Thanks
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 27, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
RAM POWER PLAYER OF THE GAME!
Freddy Sanchez
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
RAPTOR JESUS!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
You don’t enjoy it. You just let it envelop you.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
lololol
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Did we just win game 1 of the world series?
""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.
How very interesting this is.
""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.
WE DID!!!!
WE DID WE DID WE DID1!!!!!!! WE ARE UP 1-0 IN THE WORLD SERIES AND WE BEAT CLIFF LEE!!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT??!!OMG!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
I am happy.
""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.
/screaming ensues!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Then I want you and I to walk the McMahon “haters gonna hate” walk in circles around Kinsler.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Oh, I am practicing that as we speak! I even have the neck motion and everything!
LOL
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Barry likes it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Oct 27, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
YES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
3 mo
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
get out of my horse!
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
no try this
x out of the video that starts playing and then it should come back on
key word here is radio
so can’t take the advice
sorry
yes on xm the pregame was preempted too. not on gameday. spend the 19.95
and then
when the feed finally goes of mlb gameday, it is on knbr online.
does anybody know how long these games last?
THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS WON GAME ONE OF THE WORLD SERIES!
ohmygod.
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
/looks closely at the evidence/
This appears to be true.
/sits back and considers meaning/
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks for being you, gallo :)
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Likewise, GB.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants have won their last eight Game Ones
(coughlostsixoflastsevenGameTwoscough)
Anagram of "SF Giants National League Champs" = A HOT, GAINFUL, MAGIC PLEASANTNESS
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 27, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
Lazytown = The Best.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Oct 27, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants vs. Cliff Lee
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS
HOLY SHIT! HO SHIT!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Franchez sets another "y'know" record
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
It doesn't matter how this got done, we'll take it
and Wilson didn’t throw that many pitches
TECHNO VIKING
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Lars?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Where'd he go, anyway?
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Seems to be in an endless loop of dancing in the streets with his shirt off
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
That game was pretty stressful but still had less stress than most Giants games.
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 27, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
It's a bless! :)
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
NO LINKING FROM THIS HOST :(
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
had it the whole way
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Without a doubt
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Halladay Oswalt Hamels
Add Cliff Lee to the list
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Who's left?
But seriously, Tommy Hunter scares me.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Gotta face our evil mirror images
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
And on that note
We beat Joe Blanton!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
call us formate
cuz we just beat hcoo
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
This was a weird game
I missed the first 3 innings, so by the time I got back it was strangely non-torturous.
I really, really hope we didn’t waste all of Cain’s runs tonight.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 27, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
So that was great and all
but we cannot make it a habit to get in a slugfest with the Rangers.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
and the silky tones of Sir Tony
reverberate around the yard at #5 Juan Uribe Plaza
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
BIG TIME TIMMY JIM!
was better than Cliff Lee
"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"
Well..in general he is.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
that would be cool
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
please please please
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
Ozzie loves himself some Uribe
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
no to check on how warriors opening night is going
oh good more torture
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
Cliff who?
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I kind of dislike Ozzie
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
RIIIIIIIIBE!
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
can't remember if I did already, but twice is nice!
I ♥ URIBE!!!!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
BARRY BARRY BARRY
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Where did he go?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL
Good win for the #sfgiants. I look forward to seeing Bochy give Matt Cain the game ball in the 7th inning next Wednesday.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
@keithlaw Good win for the #sfgiants. I look forward to seeing Bochy give Matt Cain the game ball in the 7th inning next Wednesday. 3 minutes ago via web
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Fuck off, dwarf.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Said he looks forward to Bochy handing Cain the game ball in inning 7 game 6
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
/?
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m going to guess that you’re talking about our last WS win?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never liked him
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Is there any channel to watch Kruk and Kuip postgame?
Or am I SOL because of the Warriors?
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
watch the warriors!!
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
do it
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 27, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Basketball is awful to watch
Even more so when the team you would root for is consistently terrible.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Playing is fine.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Yup
I used to like playing it when I was younger.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
same
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
csn+
I’ve got Comcast in SF on channel 410
That game was strangly devoid of torture.
Maybe the 9th a little bit, but nothing compared to most of our games this season. Let’s win another one tomorrow! GO GIANTS!!!
jimrome Jim Rome
by BusterFreakingP
You don’t die that beard, that black and not rock it for a few batters. Brian Wilson is just trying to get a little extra facetime.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
oh absolutely. He was a GREAT interview on the Jim Rome Show.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It certainly disintegrates mine.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on Oct 27, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
OMG LOL!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
awww, did you get a chance to see that picture earlier of when Matty signed with the Giants?
short hair was short!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Gosh,
he is adorable with short hair.
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
I know!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Now’s not the time for that. Too much baseball to worry about
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I cannot express how excited I am for this post game. Does Jon get to run over and join?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
ooh, that would be nice.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope so. Otherwise, “It’s SANCHEZ you dummies”
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been muting FOX, how are they mispronouncing his name? (i.e. how dumb are they really?)
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
I think he was referring to the radio guys.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
New Thread Time Nao Plz K Thx
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
Hats off to Edgar Renteria
for a nice game. He had hits and he did nice fielding. This might be the end of the road for him and it’s the way to go out.
"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker
trudat
""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.
my mom and my aunt are now 4-4 for attending wins in postseason games
I’m gonna do everything in my power to make sure they can attend more games!!!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
they are the reverse of me, I think that’s why I will not be attending :( this and they are both red-heads w/freckles :D
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
it’s a deal! :)
actually, weird that you say that, I’m at a much higher win % since joining McC…hmmmm, science or magic???
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
I vote magic! The sig says so :)
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
OMG! I didn’t even have to dig into my bag of pixie dust tonight! it really IS magic!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Gone to DL every other week since Sept, I’ve been saving up for months, I go this! ;)
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
so yeah
""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.
that happened
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The Giants beat the Rangers 11-7 in game 1 of the World Series against Cliff Lee
I like saying that.
""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Oct 27, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fun.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WON, THEN!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Sweet
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Chance of rain tomorrow, which means wet torture.
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 27, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
Is Brian Wilson the worst closer by inherited runners scoring?
Sweet jeebus. You knew those runs were going to score.
Now is not the time nor place for buzzkill
especially of this mundane variety
WE FUCKING JUST WON GAME 1 OF THE WORLD SERIES!
""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.
You're concern trolling
It’s really irritating a lot of people. You need to stop.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Don't knock my crossword hero
You won’t like him when he’s angry.
""I’d like to be a crossword clue one day. I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it. " - Brian Wilson.
wilriiv, giantsrainman...
EVERY6THDAY!!!
I don’t think it is even fair to compare 6th to the other two.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
wilriv was odd, but i wouldn’t call him a troll
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah..neither was grm. Those are the two people on our side that seemed to draw the most ire. This bozo ^^ is something else entirely. He’s so awful I often wonder if it is all just an act. I doubt it is, though…
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
GRM was pretty trollish sometimes.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
We just won the first game of the World Series!!!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I KNOW!
IT’S FUCKING AWESOME!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Please, he is nowhere near as bad as GRM was at times.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Just look at groug’s sig, for God’s sake.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
“You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are.” -grm
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hahaha. that is sooo grm. hehe
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
HA HA HA HA HA
I miss him/her.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He’s way worse. GRM just didn’t subscribe to the grougthink. This guy seems to never post anything of substance. It’s all trolling all the time.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s really not true at all.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Jesus Christ, GRM once told someone he was weak for being depressed after his mom died.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Holy shit what a dick.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Was that what got him banned? I couldn’t believe that, and I never saw him afterwards.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
yuck.
I just remember all the long derail arguments and his obstinancy. I think I spelled that wrong. Obstinate. That’s correct. Mebbe no such word.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
His long derailing arguments often turned into a whole lot of personal attacks and baseless accusations of bias. Every6thDay is being a negative nelly, but there’s a pretty obvious anti-jinx aspect to it. If we’re going to ban people for being negative, we’re going to have to ban the whole damn site, including you.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Sometimes I feel I run the razors edge of getting banned. Then I try to stay away a while cuz I am taking this too seriously.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell is an anti jinx? There are no jinxes to start with…so does anti-jinx mean accepting reality?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
6 errors
2 by the Giants
2 by the Rangers
2 by Vlad
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Poor Vlad.
That was sad. I thought he’d pull a Guillen at worst, but that was Ibanezian. Maybe so bad it’s just Guerreroan.
Gotta think this was a huge gut punch to the Rangers and their fans
I really don’t think Texas could afford to lose a single Lee start. Hey! Six games to go. Anything can happen. But..yeah, Lee needed to win.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
Lee really just didn’t have it. 5 of the 8 hits off him were doubles.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
He couldn’t locate his curveball, and a few balls were left up, we were able to sit fastball/cutter.
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
I wonder if the temps played into that. Because he looked ordinary.
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, we all said that Lee’s approach of pounding the zone could work in the Giants’ favor. Seemed like their approach matched up with his well tonight.
Without the curve, it’s just a matter of guessing location, I think.
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
He was able to mix his slider and cutter pretty well. Burrell really did look like he was swinging at an apparition at times.
Now that I think of it, that was the key to maybe half of Jim Palmer’s big game flame-outs. Without the curve, the other two pitches aren’t as effective. They still sort of work if the control is pin-point, but if the other team gets hacky-lucky then a lot of balls roll to the wall.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
A hot lady is sending me text messages, and I cannot muster the brain power to respond. This has felled me.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Signed
Brett Favre
Anagram of "SF Giants National League Champs" = A HOT, GAINFUL, MAGIC PLEASANTNESS
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 27, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
What can I say.
I’m a dick.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Signed
Brett Favre
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/euphoric stupor.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
GET SOME, ZUCCHINI MAN!
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
Alex, please show her the Zucchini pic please
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
oh, I’ve seen the zucchini pic, but how does that relate to wimmins?
(I know, I know, my n00b is showing again…)
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
/scratches chin
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
oh don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about!
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
trust me I would much rather be the bearer of zucchini knowledge than be “that gurl” right now ::sigh::
just when I think I’ve got a handle on the whole McC world, my n00b shows and it’s embarrassing!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
There, there. Have a zucchini.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Apparently you can mess with Texas
especially if your name is Uribe or Sanchez
by TheresTortureInside on Oct 27, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
you know that saying originated as an anti littering campaign
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 27, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Then someone should fine Vladimir
cause he was dropping stuff all over that outfield.
by TheresTortureInside on Oct 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Delicious, delicious RBI doubles.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
stay hot, Freddy.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Kuip was great tonight.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Kuip brings it every night.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I loved his Uribe homerun call
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I know how good it’s gonna be.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
one of my favorite Kuip HR calls
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The last time I heard his voice tremble like that on an Uribe HR was when he hit that game-tying HR off Heath Bell near the beginning of the season. It seems like such a long time ago.
by WasabiTorture on Oct 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT YES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He was as excited as I was, and I loved it.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
True. Especially on the confusion with the Lincecum play
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
unfortunately he probably won't see another inning in the field
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
agree
he is done, but so is his bat
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The first 8 runs weren’t Vlad-dependent as I recall.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m getting stimulated imagining Kuip’s Uribe call.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
MET EVERY EXPECTATION
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Paging the Jesus date with Cain meme....,
Paging the Jesus date with Cain meme
Is there another thread going on?
Oh. I guess I’ll go on over to it. Might want to see what Grant and the others have to say about tonight’s game.
Anyone give me a ride? Hello? OK. Guess I’ll walk.
/sings little song/
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
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