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I have that with my ass everyday.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
by fracon on Oct 27, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Uribe took, like, half a second to decide to throw to first.
I died a thousand times.
Mark DeRosa, still existing.
That was an awesome pick by Aubrey to save a run.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yes.
Backhanders all day
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, now the jitters are out of the way. Lets play some ball
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
As far as baseball goes...I can't think of a worse one
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Is Lincecum high?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
wtf i know.
Let me not throw it. Young was like wow idiot!
If there is a bear.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooh we hardly ever jinx them before they even get on the mound.
I like your style.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I could live without the Timmy Is Stoned comments.
He’s not stoned.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
He’s not.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
this
the timmy stoned jokes aren’t funny at all.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 27, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip's call was, well........
“Comebacker. Tim’s got the ball. Runs Young back to the bag…………………………………….”
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
u may be on to something
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
Is there a worse looking show than Human Target? Seriously, it’s never looked anything but awful.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
Those at least look like they satisfy some audience.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t even know why I replied that. I’m like some sort of masochist or something. Just ignore it.
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
It's just that I haven't actually met anyone who likes it.
So I just assumed that nobody around these parts would. No bother. Sorry.
All of Middle America disagrees with you.
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
It doesn’t even look like a show that the CBS crowd would enjoy.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
But
FUN LOVING MUSIC
WISE CRACKING BODY GUARD WHO IS ALSO A BAD ASS
BLACK MISSION SPECIALIST
SEXY NEW FEMALE COSTAR
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well
Shouldn’t be too hard to score 2 runs off of Cliff Lee right?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
These are too old.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
He probably thought Rent was a baserunner and he could just walk to the bag and tag someone.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm calling it.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
also
why the hell does joe buck get to do this broadcast?
by Captain Leebeard on Oct 27, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
would love to get Timmeh’s explanation post-game
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
yeah we don't need no stinkin' walks.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Bay Area hospitals prepare for unusually high number of patients.
Story at 11.
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 27, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
Get on base, Andres
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
NO BIG DEAL. WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOOD.

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
JPosnanski Joe Posnanski
You wonder if California Prop 19 opponents will use that Lincecum play in their new TV ads.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
damn
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 27, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
I am so screwed up right now.
can hardly type.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
And the domination begins
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Can't look at that, Andres
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
MOLE!!!!!!!!!!!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
FREDDY
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
Mole!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
MR F!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
MOLE!!!!!!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That was weird
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 27, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
Fair ball!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
W00t!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
VLOLad.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
jesus christ
guerrero looks like he’s 80
by Captain Leebeard on Oct 27, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
MVP MVP MVP
too soon?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
LOL VLAD
DID YOU SEE HIM BEND OVER AND WAIT FOR THE DRIBBLER TO COME TO HIM?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Guerrero showing off his speed on that play.
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
Broken bat double, just as we planned.
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 27, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
MOLE MOLE!!!!!!
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
Fox producer in McCarver's ear
SANchez SANchez SANchez…
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
Quite good.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Here comes Buster, he’s a berserker!
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Final Fantasy's fun.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Vlad looked like a child trying to pick up a balloon
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Apparently all of the old fielders who can hit do.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
The barrell isn't rifled though
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I would advise the Giants to hit the ball to right field as much as possible.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
LOL Bengie
Never seen that before.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
The umps
Need to fackin’ call fair or foul faster than this…it’s like we have a team of the severely elderly umping out there.
There's the Molina we know
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Sutcliffe you need to STFU
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Scouting report for Lee: “Eerie calm.”
LOL FOX
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
He just had his perfect game busted up.
What gives?
triple play
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
It really didn’t squirt far enough away for Sanchez to advance.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
If it, had do you think the scorer would have called it a wild pitch out of habit?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster Posey is awesome
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Not as bad as Sutcliffe.
But Thorne >>>>>>> Buck
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
The team or the fans or the media or who?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Did McCarver just feel he had to explain who Mariano Rivera was to the audience?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Baseball for East Coast dummies
He’s like Rivera. Except left handed. And a starter. And doesn’t play for the Yankees.
by sarf_london_niner on Oct 27, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
Ignore the dope on the mound...
…see ball. hit ball.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
UGH
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
The luck of the Giants have ran out
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Wasn’t really anything to do with luck, just terrible baserunning.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF FREDDY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
He fell. No way he should have been that close to third, though.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Are you kidding me?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
OF FUCKING COURSE
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
I cannot fucking believe this.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
Well, the Giants won both their series because of mental mistakes by their opponents.
I like how this is trending for our Intrepid Idiots.
What the?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
How do you get doubled off on that play?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Do NOT try the brown pixie dust.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh. They're not supposed to win anyway.
We get four more games at least. Try to enjoy that fact. Even if every team got a chance to win a World Series, it’d be 30 years between them. This is a rare thing we’re watching.
Wow fuck
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
BASERUNNING FAIL!!! FUCK!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
PLAYING LIKE A FUCKING LITTLE LEAGUE TEAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
THAT WENT WELL
I thought that was gonna fall too.
But seriously Mole? WTF?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Welcome to the Clown Car....
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A strikeout, a broken bat dink, and a dinky popup? Are you sure about that?
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
HITTABLE!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
THEY TOTALLY MADE CONTACT!
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
They did in fact hit the ball
Both fair AND foul
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Why do you run on a popup? Good lord.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
I can only immagine that he thought there were two outs
but then again he slid into 3rd, which you wouldn’t do in that case.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Why did that happen?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Isn't there a 3B coach,
I know we joke about them but…
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Giants
getting all their mental mistakes out of the way in the first inning….. hopefully
No one here gets out alive.
Are you fucking kidding me? That’s a tag situation where you take advantage of LOLVLAD and you get doubled up? God this team loves double plays.
Jeaaaggaahh
If it lands, he scores this way. If he holds and tags, you need another hit off Lee.
I don’t think aggresive baserunning is a terrible idea in what you expect to be a very low scoring game.
by sarf_london_niner on Oct 27, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow...
We don’t need the umps fucking us. The Giants will just do it themselves. SERIOUSLY?! How many mistakes do we need???
If we were looking for signs from the universe if we are supposed to win…we are not getting them.
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
Fine, then we'll do it 2001 style!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
one moar time, with feeling!
Dear Giants,
I’m glad you got that out of your system. Please lets not have another outting like that.
Sincerely,
Giants Fans (again ::sigh::)
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Ugh Sanchez
That wasn’t good. Didn’t advance on passed ball (negated) fall down on a fly ball. You rool.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
Are we trying some new ideas in this game?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
That actually feels like we something that we do a lot.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
[ignore the "we"]
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Thank god Freddy went to third on that passed ball!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
he should have, i dont know what he’s thinking.
that makes Busters flyout a run
by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish the crowd would burn them and send a message.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
1st inning was the worst 1st inning of recent memory.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Vlad is very shaky out there though.
Hit everything to him.
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
To sum up the first inning:
Lincecum struggling on the mound
Lincecum mental error defense
Uribe saved by Huff on a bad throw to first
FSanchez makes a baserunning error
Way to go guys!
You know that one is iffy to me
It was hard to tell how far away from Bengie it was going to be and I’d rather he be cautious there as he’s already in scoring position.
I know the Giants are trying to endear themselves to a national audience...
…and the Bad News Bears trailed and all… but wtf???
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So is that now the worst baserunning in the history of the game?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Not even close
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Need a shutdown inning, Tim
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
National audince tunes in to Giants game for the first time all season:
“These clowns are the NL champs?”
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
exactly what I feared. we’re embarassing ourselves
by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
hey guys,
WS=serious jitters. First inning over. Calm down. Get things done.
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
Okay
So two huge mistakes giving away outs. One by the offense and one by the defense.
So…have we got it out of our systems?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
/prays this is true
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
Of course Molina leads off with a single.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Here we go Timmy.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Oh, great
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie 1, Posey 0.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
More like:
Bengie: 1, Busta: -1
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
WTF BENGIE?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HE KNEW WHAT WAS COMING
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
Well, on the bright side
it’s Molina so it was only a single
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Wow
They look awful.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
This. THIS is torture.
To make it this far and play like this…
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
Fuck you Bengie.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
At least Tim doesn't have to worry about a steal
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Get your goddamn groundball, Tim
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, look!
Benjie got a hit!!! Way to trade him away!!!
Yeah. Ok. We would totally be here without Posey.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
/lowers rope
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
seriously. don’t throw Bengie belt high fastballs.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
First great AB for Tim.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
Did you know
That bengie was on the giants? Thx mccarver
and STFD
STFD
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions
Finally, a good sign.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Yes. Here we go.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
OK
I’m here, all will be ok.
What the hell has been going on?
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Chaos
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
a lot of brain farts
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Apparently C.J. Wilson killed it at batting practice.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
LOL Kruk: Giants fans know Molina has NONE speed.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Posey was ready to get Bengie.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Rally
Girlfriend went to the other room. I feel like we can now turn this around.
I hate Bob Brenly.
ST...
Eh, I can’t muster the enthusiasm. At somebody has finally done something good finally.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
It would be funny to see a DP here.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Mulligan, please.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
WOW
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
What is happening?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
WHAT THE UCK
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
SCREW YOU CLIFF LEE
"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."
THIS IS GOING WELL
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
We are fucked.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Eff you Lee.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
WTF
Nope this isn’t going to be ’02, this going to be just like 1989
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
insult to injury: Bengie goes 1st to 3rd
by Murray, Present on Oct 27, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
Okay...
….this is starting to feel kinda familiar.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
I am totally speechless.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Who said Molina and Lee were automatic outs?
Ban the jinxer
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
That’s exactly why you don’t tempt the Fates.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
BAN THE JINXER
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank God Bengie was running.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Oct 27, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
I didn’t mind it before now, but I have a feeling it’s going to drive me insane during this series.
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
This
Claw=Rally Monkey
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Christus.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOOD.

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
Timmy looks like shit
Why aren’t you throwing fastballs to a AL pitcher?
C’mon guys let’s be smart out there.
Strikes Timmy
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
We are still averaging 18 WTF moments per game.
by sarf_london_niner on Oct 27, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
Umm
2nd and 3rd?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Timmy looks like "August Timmy"
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Oct 27, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
Not yet, one more condition needs to be met.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Tim
Throw strikes.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
And the worst part?
The Giants have been LUCKY so far.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
so, I got home with runners on second and third and one out in the first
AUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
LOL Molina
turns a double into a single. then can’t score from second on a double by the pitcher!
No one here gets out alive.
Preemptive FUCK YOU Nolan Ryan.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Dudes.
There’s magic inside. Seriously.
We’ll get out of this.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
With a 1 in Timmy’s L column.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 27, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 27, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
We couldn't throw Bengie out...
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Yeah
That’s the game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not getting Molina tagging = holy shitfuck
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
SHITFUCK
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Hold on, did that just happen?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
The Giants are playing horribly. This sucks.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
Nooo Andres whyyyyyyy?????????????????
<I3
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
FUCK
I’m crying. Molina scored on a sac fly.
by Murray, Present on Oct 27, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
So
Cain’s pitching tomorrow right, who’s pitching for Texas again?
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
Not Cliff Lee
We have a chance!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 27, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
UGLY THROW
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
OH GOD. THESE GIANTS. WHY THESE GIANTS. ANYTIME BUT NOW. ANYTIME BUT NOW.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
"Giants look like they're playing tight"
Ya think so Kruk, thanks I hadn’t figured that one out for myself.
FINISH HIM!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I have never seen this team come out of the gates worse than this.
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
Terrible throw
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
molina running from 3rd
equals 18 wheeler getting a start from a stoplight
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
Seriously, take my sister just stop this shit!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I would greatly appreciate it if everybody could stop being positive about things. Your positivity is specifically backfiring every time.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
Trust me, I'm usually optimistic but I ain't saying shit yet today.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
No we don't
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Where?
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY FUCK YOU
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
When people say “Cliff Lee and Bengie Molina are automatic outs” and then last inning happens, it’s time to stop giving the fates ammunition to play with. When people say “At least Bengie can’t score from third on a popup” and then last inning happens, it’s time to stop giving the fates ammunition to play with.
NO MORE POSITIVITY.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Greg Papa has yet to understand this principle.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
At least the Giants can’t win this game.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
(deuces)
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Hes not pitching as bad as it looks.
Seriously. Lots of stupid defense though.
And he just got squeezed.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Bad defense.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
On a butcher boy...
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Yeah, just one pitch he could have had.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
His control has been pretty squiffy.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, hes gonna settle down though.
He’s Tim Lincecum
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN201006270.shtml
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN201008150.shtml
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN201008100.shtml
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/LAN/LAN201007200.shtml
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN201005260.shtml
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t make me have to start posting box scores of his ten million great starts.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
YOU’RE MISUNDERSTANDING MY INTENT, MAN.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
No, it is as bad as it looks
He’s missing his targets and leaving balls up.
This would have never happened if Bengie was still our catcher
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Why did we trade him in the first place? Chris Ray is like in jail.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
God, I hate this game.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Well, right
But right now the hate is seriously outweighing the love.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Hate/love ratio is out of whack.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants are done.
I’m sick of it. I’ve been through enough losing seasons. We’re overmatched. This is fucking stupid.
Its the 2nd inning of the first game, calm down.
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 27, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
ok, Bye!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
/slap
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Maybe
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean this is how Lincecum looked half the year. Can’t paint the corners. I want April Lincecum back.
Molina says his weight has nothing to do with his footspeed
Yeah right
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
My lack of hair has nothing to do with my baldness
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
well, it is the other way around.
He put on a bunch of weight after a knee injury. Not that he was ever fast.
Mark DeRosa, still existing.
We will win this game.
:)
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Remember: Cody Ross is a huge fan of the new comedy Due Date.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Runs Giants
make up for the stupid shit that is happening.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Freddy should have taken 3rd on the PB by Bengie, then he scores on Busters flyball.
by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Can someone please remove the the stick from the Giants’ collective ass?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions
i would rather have lost to Philly than embarass ourselves like this.
Torres should have thrown to a cutoff man to get Bengie. A double to Lee, who hasn’t hit in 6 months?
fucking embarassing
Stop it.
It’s embarrassing, but it’s the World Series. Nobody thought they’d see the Giants play in the World Series this year. We’re supposed to get embarrassed anyway. Texas is way better on paper.
Well, might as well concede game 1
Good game.
by Murray, Present on Oct 27, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions
2-1 Texas?
C’mon Kuip, at least get the score right!!
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
Him and Lincecum lighting up before the game
Another stoned joke…can’t get enough..they are so fucking funny…hahahahahaha….
literally just looked down
and notice i’ve drank 4 IPAs already. Gonna be a long night.
my friend who is a huge Giants fan said that very thing after I had multiple freak outs during game 6 against the Phillies.
and it turned out okay.
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
The Giants are sucking, but it's creative, 'what-the-what?!' styled sucking, you gotta give em that.
Yeah, maybe they just gotta get it out of their system.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
LOL Points
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
What the fuck are points, mirite?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Sounds better that way.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCKING POM POMS
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions
just tune in
seriously they did the pom pom thing?
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 27, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
yep, they said “we’re using them to break the streak… just like they used orange unis to break the streak”, which didn’t happen.
by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY HAVEN'T THEY LEARNED?
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
BAN THE POM POMS
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
so, coming here late
Does anyone have any idea what the fuck was up with Lincecum just never throwing the ball to third on that play that loaded the bases in the first?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
WE GOT THIS
And by “this,” I mean the yips.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
WE'RE JUST PLAYING ROPE-A-DOPE
NO WORRIES NO WORRIES
[Where the hell is my emergency stash]
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
Put it out in RF.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
The terrible thing is the Giants have been really lucky so far
1st: bases loaded 1 out
2nd: 2nd and 3rd 1 out with top of lineup coming up
Only 2 runs is pretty damn good.
Hi Flem!
by RichHerreraHomer on Oct 27, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions
I need me some The Bat.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
You have to swing agianst this guy
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
The only thing encouraging so far is that Vlad looks terrible in RF.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
I am not a believer in the invincibility of Cliff Lee.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
GO PAT NOT THE GLOVE
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 27, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
Yuck
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
Holly crap
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
WOW, THE WORLD SERIES
THIS IS SO MUCH FUN GUYS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Hes thowin meatball first strikes
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
That's his style.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
If by meatball
you mean fastball on the paint
by Viva Jon Miller on Oct 27, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
90 mph fastballs right down the middle is what I am seeing.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Like that
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
To the untrained eye!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
It’s more like a moving fastball on the outside part of the plate.
hittable, maybe. But not a meatball.
Mark DeRosa, still existing.
Burrell
is exactly the kind of player that Lee’s pitching style is built to neutralize.
Mark DeRosa, still existing.
Jon Miller is confuzzled.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Here's our guy
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
LOL CODY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Sheesh.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions
Needs more pine tar
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Keep it in your [hands] young man.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
FUCK I thought that was gone
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
lol bowtie.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, God, another bowtie.
What is this, Shakey’s Pizza Thrown Bats Night?
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
HUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
LOL VLAD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Vlad = Jose Guillen
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
HUFF
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
Vlad looks like the Statue of Liberty out there.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
So rusty he's green?
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
Good Idea.
Put it in RF.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Damn Bengie
Bengie’s calling a lot of pitches outside the strike zone.
"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."
I WONDER WHY?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Vlad in 3rd gives me tantalizing thoughts of an inside-the-parker
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
in right
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 27, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
VLOLad
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Huff and Puff and blow down your Cliff!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Vlad looks Custian out there.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
its official
Vlad is REALLY WEAK OUT THERE. EXPLOIT THE WEAK.
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
Hey, remember when Guerrero used to be a good right fielder?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Most ML RF get that ball.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I'm not so sure
It wasn’t as easy a play as it looked and it landed very close to the line.
Effing Jazz.
Please.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
That's usually good.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Oppo Taco!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Two takes by Uribe?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
This.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Wow.
2-0 to Jazz
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Always SSS
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
ooooh.
Low strike there and outside.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
God, this strike zone is big.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
Yes it is.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
chalk to chalk, ankles to shoulders.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Gameday says he is painting :(
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Gameday can suck it.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
DEUCES!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Needs More Panda
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Sandoval doesn’t hit lefties very well.
I still hate Renteria, though.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
yeah
So it comes down to defense. I’m not convince it’s worth it, though. Sandoval’s not that much worse defensively than Renteria at this point, and Uribe’s a better shortstop than Renteria.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Strike one was in pretty much the exact same spot as ball 1.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Pretty much.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Refuse to lose to Cliff Lee like this!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
LOL
curve ball
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
FUCK
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions
Cliff Lee is good.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Our guys are bad today.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
They're waiting till the 4th inning to show up.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Nasty Change
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
is it crazy to wish uribe would just hit for contact every once in a while?
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
2 strike approach? Nah.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions
One double an inning around a bunch of mistakes
A better plan there can not be.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Can you take the Giants’ jitters with you?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we add our doubles together to score a run?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
We could if Huff hit 3rd
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Who's idea was it to move him down? I don't get it.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
lefties can’t hit lefties.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Bullshit, Aubrey has almost even splits.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
right. do you think Bork knows that?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
MOTHER FUCKER
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions
Okay guys.
This is the WS.
Time to show up.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
BRB SMOKE BREAK.
SEE SECOND LINK IN SIG.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
Man up, Giants
I don’t want to hear about the vast superiority of the American League all winter.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Is the radio synching with the TV for you guys?
Does that work the same everywhere or does it depend on my TV or something?
KNBR
is way behind TV but the DVR makes everything OK.
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
Behind TV? Mine is 16 seconds ahead.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
So...
What are the chances the Giants sign Werth or Crawford in the offseason? I think if they could add middle of the order bat 2011 could be their year.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
He looks more expensive.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Also looks like a Yankee
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
They really don't need him.
Their pitching and defense is pretty horrible, on second thought Crawford can do half of those things.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Could probably pitch, too. Guy has a good arm.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
But let's be real here.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Yes
I’ve been watching Giants baseball since I was a 8, so I expect bad things to happen.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Helluva time for rosterbation.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Gotta do something
Thinking about this game could cause me to gouge out my own eyes.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Their pitcher hit a double, hopefully ours hits a homer.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Is there a reliever that can hit a home run?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish the Letter carrier in the commercial would punch that annoying bitch in the ovaries.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
....uh, ok?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
zz
We’re fine. 2-0 is a save situation. We’ve had baserunners against Lee every inning. We’ll be alright, just need Timmy to settle down and not give up doubles to Cliff Lee.
this
there’s plenty of game left and our guys rise up in tight games.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
But now they're facing the AMERICAN LEAGUE
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
also, we need more than one hit per inning in order to score those doubles.
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 27, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
This game is starting suspiciously like Game Six started...
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Seriously
he has looked so terrible out there.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Really?
I’m hoping to stop crying soon.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
My tear ducts are defunct.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
woo hoo
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 27, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
So
Maybe we can score in the 4th.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Two-pitch out
That’s more like it.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Finally
Got the leadoff guy out.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Hey, a leadoff out!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
playing Village People while showing some shots of SF on the ESPN America broadcast.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Oh, fine. Laughing at the despondent UA fans when they realized Saban and the team were not made of invincible dark matter. The usual.
And actually, c’mere: (whisper) I’ve been trying to get a job at UT.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
What is all this about?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Your current occupation does not provide enough moneys?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
There are several factors. Money isn’t one of them. Mainly, I’m looking for change. The job I hope to get is hosting All Things Considered, NPR’s flagship EVENING newsmagazine. Just thinking about it plasters a goofy grin on my face.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I like your reason.
I don’t care much about money. Good luck to you (sorry I waited so long to wish it). But really, you’re good so you won’t need much luck.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
The interview was yesterday. I should hear something within the next two weeks.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Yeah
Good Luck. Especially since I doubt you want to appear on FOX News.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Good luck, letter!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That would be awesome!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Good Luck
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, off the bat I thought that was going to be a dinky little thing that would fall 15 feet in front of Burrell. Clearly, I’m rattled.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
I thought that too.
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 27, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
quick inning would be nice
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions
Please don’t walk Vladimir Guerrero.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
UN POSSIBLE
Vlad would never allow it
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wish: granted.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Strikes, Timmy
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
David B. Flemming
on the PBP…good things are gonna happen.
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
Please throw strikes, Tim.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks for swinging at ball four
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Vlad's M.O.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Phew
Man, I thought that was a hit for sure.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Timmy has nothing on his fastball tonight.
That’s scary.
I wonder if his relief appearance on Saturday night had that much of an affect on him or whether he just isn’t feeling it tonight.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
I wasn’t crazy about using him then, but he would’ve been throwing a bullpen session then anyway.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Was 91-93 in the first 2, looked to be 89-90 in the 3rd.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
89 on Gameday.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
OK two outs in a row, that's a good sign right?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
1,2,3
YAY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
That's the inning we needed
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions
Definitely
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I liked that half-inning!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Timmy finally settled down
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Yes.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
GOOD INNING, TIMMY.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions
Quick inning...
what’s that?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
GREAT INNING!
Cliffy? Really Buck?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NYM fan, rooting for you guys
But I have to follow this game thread or check MLB.tv because my school has cablevision, wooooo
After the series we’re going to hear about how it’s the lowest ratings ever, and they’ll ignore the cablevision fiasco.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 27, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
zz
Vlad turning ball four into an out right there.
I liked that inning. Now score some fucking runs, damn it!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, an actual 1-2-3- inning!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Hiyo!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Where was the the first two innings?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
What's he hitting?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Well
I hope I can look back at this thread and laugh, instead of looking back at yet another culminating moment of being a LOLGiants fan.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
So Big Time Timmy Jim is picking up his game...
time for the offense to do the same… come on giants!
"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"
Well he got three outs
which is better than before but no one looks fooled at all.
HIT IT TO VLAD
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions
Why did they go to commercial? I didn’t see any Rangers baserunners…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions
THANK GOD
IT’S RENTERIA.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
THANK GOD
IT’S RENTERIA.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
Apparently
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
"Don't be mean to Joey!"

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
That always reminds me that one my goals in life is to play Tchaikovsky’s First Piano Concerto with Joe Martinez. My, but he’s good.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Whoa where did that come from?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Is he really? I never heard that.
Any links or anything?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
There’s a clip from Life of Brian in which Wilson goads him into playing on a baby grand that’s apparently in Wilson’s house. Click on the clip titled “Episode 4: Piano.”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
That's odd, the videos just disappear.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
My internet browsers all seem to betray me.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
CLIFFY, EASE UP OK
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Knowing the Giants, this is the inning the offense gets it going, with Rent and Lincecum leading off.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
I wouldn't bet on it
I doubt this inning goes over 10 pitches
It’ll be the inning Renteria leads off, but it’ll be the 8th.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Stop predicting stuff please.
It never works out for us.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Fixed
Knowing the Giants, this is the inningthe offense gets it goingthey go down 1-2-3 on 8 pitches, with Rent and Lincecum leading off.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
EUTHANIZE CLIFFORD
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
QUET DOWN CLIFTON PHIFER LEE. QUIET HIM DOWN.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Lotta cool middle names from good pitchers.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Look..
This is what they do. Other team gets ahead but it remain close through a inning 3-7. Eventually the other team makes a mistake.
And it’s game on.
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
Rent random Home Run?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow.
Strikes at the ankles.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I don't think it was that low.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Admitted embelishment.
Just below the knee
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Honesty is the best policy.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Lee hasn’t gotten a feel of his curveball yet. When he does, we are in trouble.
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
Hey, better at bat than expected!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
just wait until Cliffy gets a feel for the curve
by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 27, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY GAR!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Giants-like!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
RENT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
RENT IS TOO DAMN FLY!
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
by Kitspool on Oct 27, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
BROOKS YOUNG
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
RangLOLers!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
RENT
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
Yay luck!
Also, LOL Rent threw his bat again
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LOL Brooks Young
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
LOL RENT
Did he chuck his bat?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
For definitely!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Brooks Young!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
This is the Giants baseball we all know and love.
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 27, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
Well, at least the Giants aren’t the only ones making mistakes.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
Something good happen?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Lets keep throwing bats.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Definitely below the knee.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
FWIW, Gameday hasn’t had anything called a strike being outside the zone, I don’t think. Lots and lots borderline, but nothing actually outside the zone.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Fuck you blue
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
fucking ankle strike
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I piked a bad millennium to quit smoking
…and drinking
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
brutal
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit Tim
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Hey, I just noticed Barry in the first row!
Also, crap.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
front row
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
GET THAT MAN A BAT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Joe Buck is so happy to be at AT&T so he can look at things that aren’t baseball
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions
He’s like my wife in that way.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK CAN ANYONE ON OUR TEAM BUNT????
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Not consistently, and it's truly bullshit
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 27, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The guy on 1st base can!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
OH FUCK
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions
Why does Lincecum hit left-handed?
Wouldn’t you rather have your pitching arm not be the one facing the pitcher?
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 27, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions
OH HOLY HELL
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Twice by Timmy
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
FAIL FAIL FAIL
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Andres.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
GALARRAGAA!!
"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"
The one on the left or the one on the right?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Thank you, Cliff!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
WEAR IT!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
ILL TAKE IT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yay luck!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Sutcliffe suggesting Timmy might be
“under the influence weather”
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
DON'T BRUISE THE CANTALOPE
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
Ruins the texture.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
free rally!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
Yes
Torres is awful from the right side.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
You can't say reverse jinx, to reverse jinx something
That being said GIDP coming.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
See?
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m smelling blood.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Don't be hurt Andres!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Learning from the phillies
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Another bloop double please, Sanchez.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
Stay away from the double play
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
The spirit of Craig Biggio is in the ballpark, incongruously rooting for the non-Texas team.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Why should spirits have to be bound by the constraints of linear time!?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
That could make sense
He wouldn’t want the other Texas team to get the first Texas WS win, would he?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
NOW DON'T FUCKING FUCK THIS UP YOU FUCKERS.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
OH SHIT BENGIE IS GIVING SECRET INTEL SIGNS
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
go Mole!
get a hit
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
tee hee BONER
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
HIT IT TO RF
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That would be very clever
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 27, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
And then keep doing that.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re making Lee throw pitches, at least.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Ball 1 really could’ve been strike 2.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
By which I mean: he’s calling all the corners on low pitches, but maybe not on high pitches.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
1st pitch strike 70% of the time....
if the tv stations know this… dont the teams know this?
"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"
Nolan Ryan
All time BB leader. By a fucking mile.
Now shuddafuck buck.
Batting champion eye
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
don't swing at that crap please
Lee already thinks he needs to stay near the zone, don’t let him know he could go a foot outside of it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
Sutcliffe: Snachez is what you call a griinder. He’s not gonna swing until he see sthe pitch he likes.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
MOLE!!!!!!!!!!!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
MR F!!!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Mole!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
C'mon Mole!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
MISTAH EFF!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
MOLE
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
MOLE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FREDDY
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
LOL outfield defense for Texas.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
MOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
A RUN!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
BUTT PEE!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Kruk: "Game On"
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
only 1 out too
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 27, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Attention national media:
Cliff Lee is looking vincible.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
by Kitspool on Oct 27, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yes!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
FUCK YES!
HOLY MOLE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
LOL range for Brooks young
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Really good baserunning by Rent
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
I like doubles!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Come on Buster!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
WOW
Young missed that by like an inch or two. That was fucking close
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Buster please!
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
HE'S NOT A MACHINE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
Did Torres not get a good lead because he thought it might be caught?
Or does Flannery flip a coin to decide when to send a runner?
GERALD!!!!!!!!!!!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
The Russian is cut, the Russian is cut!
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
BUSTER!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YES!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
BUSTER
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions
BUTT PEE!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
RALLY BAD WHITE RAPPING FROM THE EARLY 80S
Fab Five Freddie told me everybody’s high
DJ’s spinnin’ are savin’ my mind
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sez fas, Flashe’ no do
And you don’t stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and you drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he’s got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you’re in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin’ cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subarus
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Far from my favorite Blondie, but I guess it’s okay aside from the alleged rap.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
I actually REALLY like the song
cool beat and haunting vocals
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Mrs. G and I laugh at that rap every time
Good thing they didn’t outlaw white rapping after that or we never would have Eminem
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
BUSTER
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
POSEYYYYYYYYYYYYY
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
After his last mishap?
He’s probably overly cautious
MAKE IT HURT!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER BUSTR BUSTER BUSTER
YOU HANDSOME MAN
by Murray, Present on Oct 27, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER EFFING POSEY
KING OF MY UNIVERSE
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
The Giants will only score runs if they dingerz....
LOL ESPN
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
Fail
*hit dingerz
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
BUSTER!!!!!
WOOOO HOOOO!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions
YES
But dang it! I was getting ahead of myself.
On that hit, I said “Giants lead!”
Oh well. Get some more Giants!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Has post season experience.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
At this point he actually does.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
oh Busta!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Have you guys ever heard of this "Megamind" movie.
I have yet to see any form of advertisement for it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GO MR. THE BAT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
Mole overly worried on bases
after 1st inning fuckup
Freeze on a line drive.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
NOW KEEP THE LINE MOVING
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
How can the Giants
possibly score more runs on Lee than the Yankees?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I WANT BAT!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Hey, everyone! The Giants just arrived at the World Series!
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
This
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa how did that happen?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Unfortunately
He decided to follow the rake then take plan.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
off, pat
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
“Look for something down to jerk”
NICE ONE BUCK
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I just realized im watching a feed with Gary Thorne announcing...
epic
"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"
Not looking so tough now, are we?
Mr. Criff Ree
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Lee
Not enough experience pitching with CLOLrner LOLutfielders.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
C'mon Pat! Doesn't have to go into the Cove, just advance the runners!!!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
FACK
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions
Don't take that!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Shit
That was bad
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
whose side r u on!?!?
"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"
C'mon Pat.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
LOL McCarver : Good Baserunning, gotta play safety first - cost the Giants a run.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Oct 27, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
Dude, Pat, you just look dumb complaining about that call.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
I think he was complaining about himself.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Maybe.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
wasnt complaining
he was pissed that he didnt swing
by Captain Leebeard on Oct 27, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
c'mon Pat
that was right there.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
Ross take us on your backs!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
If he does well, he can take me any way he wants.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
/I started this line
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
/taps watch, looks at foot
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
/starts eating crackers
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LETS GO ROSS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
don’t guess!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
RIGHT DOWN THE COCK, AND HE FUCKING TOOK IT
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
....uh, ok.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
CODY MOTHERFUCKING ROSS PLEASE
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
He always sweaty with those loose pants, cursing...he's a bad man!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
CODY ROSS THE BOSS!!!!!
"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"
CODY FUCKING ROSS!!!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
55 pitches
We aint that weak ass Yankee lineup, Lee!
by poopinator on Oct 27, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Pat, what were you looking for? That was the worst pitch Lee has made this inning.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Oct 27, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
LOL pitch count
I look forward to meeting the Rangers pen.
These innings make me lol
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Lee is rattled
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Cause he is?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yes
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 27, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie getting pummelled.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Fuck
That was in the wheelhouse.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
Damn, he just missed that.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'm not so sure
It would have been close
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Come on Cody
Do something good!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Ballet Dancer?
Fat-ass ballet dancer
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
McCarver just compared Bengie to a ballet dancer.
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
Those hippo ones from Fantasia.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yes, a really fat, slow ballet dancer
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 27, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I think...
…that’s the first time I’ve EVER heard Molina compared to a ballet dancer.
Well the run scored while I was out on my smoke break...
but I don’t have enough (substance or lung supply) to smoke for the whole game and keep the rally going…
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
Suck it up
Literally, have someone go to the store.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Welp see ya guys. I'll be on the front porch.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
swing
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 27, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Fixed
Cody andUribethe rest of the Giants have pretty similar hitting philosophies…swing
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet merciful fuck, that was a harrowing drive home.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I had a dream the other day about the outcome of this game, I'll save it for later.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
gotta defend that pitch
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 27, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was a very generous call, and one I doubt Timmy gets.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
ugh.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions
Jesus Christ. What is with all these backwards K’s?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Cliff Lee
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The ump likes it low.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
It's Cliff Fucking Lee! Take the bat off your shoulder [GIANTS BATTER]
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK OFF LEE
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That was a strike, Cody.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Looks like it caught the zone to me.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
..

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Borderline!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Well
At least we won the inning.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Fight it off is about the best you can do with that…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I say that on a 3-2 pitch, if you see a fastball you have a swing order.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
How these guys can sit there with the bat on their shoulders with two strikes is beyond me
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 27, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Or
Hopefully, he took bong hits in the tunnel. Whatever fucking works.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure
Now they take pitches.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
That’s the first time Gameday has said a called strike from Lee was, in fact, off the plate. Barely. But off the plate.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
The positives: tie game, Lee has thrown 60 pitches through three innings.
The negatives: torture.
And with that, I have to drive home. Catch y’all later. GO GIANTS!
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
4/5 hitters
called out on strikes.
What the holy fuck kind of hell is that?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Pat Burrell and Cody Ross both strike out a lot, for one thing – over 20% of PAs for both of ’em.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
on full counts, you have to swing vs Lee. He doesn’t walk people. it will be a strike
by giant4life83 on Oct 27, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
at least we tied it, but damn, Lee doesn’t walk people. if it’s a 3-2 count, you gotta swing at anything close.
and freddy, why didn’t you score on Busters hit? it was 30’ off the ground, you’re not gonna get doubled up again
he almost ran when he realized it was 10 feet off home plate
"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"
oh well
we tied it fuck yeah! these guys never say die.
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
at this point, even if Lee goes 9...
his career postseason ERA will go up! muahaha
freddy shout have scored on that hit by posey.
oh well. tied game.
Here's the plan
No one let up on the pessimism.
That was a shit inning the Giants should be up by 2
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
Tastes like game six
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Hella
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Well, we didn't get the lead
But we got Lee to throw a 30 pitch inning and we tied the game up.
OPTIMISM!
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 27, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions
Pitch counts
TEX: Lee, Cl (3.0, 5K) 60-39, SFN: Lincecum (3.0, 1K) 46-29
60 pitches in 3 innings
Not bad.
Can’t believe Pat took that fastball right down the middle after swinging at two fastballs that were off the plate.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 27, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions
First time posting
I like what we’re doing so far against Lee. Just one question. How did Bengie score on a sacrifice fly?
Piss poor throw by Torres
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The missed opportunity was Torres not scoring
on SanCHEZ’ double
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
We just showed the world a God can bleed
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
I think we already did that back in NLCS Game 1.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Hard to believe Lee's thrown 16 more pitches than Tim
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
ball 1 was probably a strike
Ump continues to call everything low and very little high.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
RENT!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
RENT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
NOTfaileria!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
RENT
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
Why?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Only in the 8th inning or later
When he’s full of clutchiness.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you new here?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
Well, he was being sarcastic, because of the people who try to argue he is a clutch player, and not just old.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So yes, you’re new.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I WISH JETER COULD HAVE A HOT AIR BALLOON ACCIDENT
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
rent is too damn high
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I forgive you sucking at the plate Edgar
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
"Pretty good soccer move by a goalie"
Just shut the fuck up
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Strikes, early and often
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
Gar pickin' it
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
World's worst soccer analogy there?
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
RENT! BALLET DANCER!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
Okay, I won’t complain about Edgar…until his next at bat.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
I’d still rather have Pablo in the lineup.
by WasabiTorture on Oct 27, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Heater up to 90.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
What in the actual fuck is McCarver talking about
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
This could be asked at any time during the broadcast and would make sense.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY are you still listening to FOX :( i haz a sadz for you
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
The delay drives me nuts.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I, for one, really can’t deal with audio and video not syncing up. It drives me even battier than Buck & McCarver do.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Me too
And I’m not patient enough to figure out how to sync them.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
in game 4 of the NLDS
Gameday Audio and TV magically synced up PERFECTLY for me on their own. That was awesome.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
I can't sink up my computer and live outside the Bay Area
You should be sad for me.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
RENT!
Very nice couple plays from him!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Trivia
I have no idea
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Watching Renteria take forever and throw out Molina feels so good.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 27, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
Rent reproduce that on offense baby!
In the words of rent “don’t wake the baby!”
this is true though.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Actually, Cody Ross is the answer to all questions.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Villiphied just sent me a text about Renteria’s range.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Brent Favre sent me a text too
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
by Goofus on Oct 27, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I really don’t miss seeing Bengie “run” for us.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Watching really reminds me why I hated him so much at the end
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I agree – if, by “the end,” you mean anything post-2008.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Well
I really, REALLY hated him this year before they traded him.
It wasn’t nearly as pronounced before this year.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I was counting down the days until he was a free agent and gone. And then they prolonged the misery.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Well
I was pretty upset when they re-signed him. So maybe I hated him more than I remember…
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
THAT SHIP HAD SAILED
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
IT WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG TO TRADE BENGIE!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE BRIAN SABEAN OF EVER LYING!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
Tim is settling down now.
Hella
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Timmy has it workin
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I've always said they could speed up the game
…if the infield threw it around the horn BEFORE throwing out Bengie on an infield grounder
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
FINISH HIM!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FOX graphic is biased
Showed 1-0 as the count
by Murray, Present on Oct 27, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
Nice try Torres
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Way too much plate on a 0-2 count
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
Dang it
Moreland looked terrible until that hit.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
WITH MARIJUANA
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
HEY! do you smell smoke? are we having another Santa Ana WInd firestorm??? D:
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
I smelled something a bit ago. I had to wedge something under the door so the wind would stop slamming my door shut.
Ugh, I hate this weather. Hot wind sucks.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Atta boy Timmy
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Time to fuck with him Timmy
Change ups, curves, everything
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YEAH TIMMY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
If it weren't the WS
Id definitely want to see Lee take one on the right shoulder.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
PHEW
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
That's two plays that Rowand would've made...
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Seriously?
The throw, yes, but Rowand’s range is significantly less than that of Torres.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you forgotten how badly Rowand's throws can be?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Um, bad, not badly
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
lol toe jam and earl
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 27, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
No way
You are incorrect
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
More like
“No way he is correct”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I needed a period in there.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ha
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
/spit take
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Shut. You can get MJ for a frikin submit toe…
by skilletboy on Oct 27, 2010 6:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Attempting translation:
Shit, you can MJ for a fuckin’ stubbed toe…
Did I get right?
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
Have a bong hit Timmy
Much more like it, but needs more K’s.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
I’m gonna go have one for him.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
gotta pee gotta pee
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Let me know if that works.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy is starting to get his
TILT
DANGLE
REACH
going
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
TWSS
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
Why are we still talking about Brett Favre’s texts?
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
by humm baby on Oct 27, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lincecum is right where he should be
I like having Huff, Uribe, Rent 6-8.
Let’s do this Giants
by Viva Jon Miller on Oct 27, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
It's not bad when it works.
I’m getting used to it.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
We're averaging a post every 2 seconds
by stab_master_arson on Oct 27, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
NOT FAST ENOUGH
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 27, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Well when something really good or really bad happens that jumps to more like 30 per second
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 27, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Cliff Lee is at his best, to say anything otherwise is foolish. He isn’t walking people… we’re just hitting him like we did Halladay.
That said, we had him on the ropes last inning… let’s do it again!!
Love Curtis Mayfield.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I love him too but I don't see the reference.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Obvious to me
That Lee will shut the Giants down the rest of the way.
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
cliff lee's last few regular season starts he was hit hard
so whats al this big deal about him being a machine?
MEDIA MACHINE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 27, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Did some one mention The Machine?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I don't recall ever seeing that one.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
on KNBR
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 27, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't get that here.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
That's the one I was talking about.
Its been running as long as I can remember.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
No
"I signed up for this job, the day I was born" - Brian Wilson, Ninja
by Giant Torture on Oct 27, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Since like, 84.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
It's not a secret, it's a catchy tune.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 27, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
No
I want to stab it in the face.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
you should really check out their website. they have great prices on polyester resins and fiberglass repair
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 27, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked it better when I was building custom bongs for myself.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Pretty much
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yes.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY CREEPY CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG
Worked last inning!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Gameday says it’s fine.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s calling corners on low pitches but not on high pitches. It’s definitely fair.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
GOD DAMMIT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh Aubrey
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Enjoy
hankschulman
How many game stories on deadline does he have to write? RT @blcsfo: @22gigantes is doing a “much better job tweeting” about the Giants
wait, what?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
22gigantes just got owned.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 27, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? Still can’t read these things
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Neither can I, but from what I gather someone told him that 22gigantes was doing a better job, then schulman said “How many game stories on deadline does he have to write?”
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 27, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
22Gigantes
Lee actually looks like a pretty good hitter up there. He’s not exactly flailing at it.
Mark DeRosa, still existing.
So bad he can taste it!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Great. Another thing Cliff Lee and I don't have in common.
How are ever supposed to survive this trust retreat?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
JAZZ Hands Please.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Shit, six pitch inning coming up!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
My computer could use a new thread
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Quit complaining about the zone
It’s 10x better than the last two series
this
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 27, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this the right game thread?
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
I’M SCARED OF BEING ALONE
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
It’s no more conservative than normal.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re all too busy hyperventilating.
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 27, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s just missing on these.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
In my head, he’s hit 3 HR this at-bat.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Come on Jazz.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
yankee fans are bitches.
spitting on lee’s wife is messed up.
This
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
...
…
Ban, right?
Or was that just a jponry special?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Someone should ban him
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
GTFO, ass
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Bye bye!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Where can I find a hot pipe asshole?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
They sell those from carts in New York.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
spitting on any woman is fucked up
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 27, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
People don’t shower the players’ wives with spit in every game.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants "staying back" in their at-bats
Key to dealing with Lee, it’s being said. looks like Lee is still not comfortable.
Longest 0-2 count ever.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I like how our guys keep hitting his stuff..
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I do not think I could survive a 9 game playoff series
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No worries, we’d lose in 5.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Fun fact
The Constitution has no rule about how many playoff games there should be. There have been as many as 12 and as few as five. FDR tried to “pack the postseason” in 1935, but that plan was soundly defeated. The number has held steady since the Lincoln Administration at seven.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on Oct 27, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Pitch Count!
Yeah.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Good lord, Uribe.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Great AB.
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
Damn it, I keep seeing these like 5 seconds before I hear it.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I love the at-bat, Uribe!
"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."
70 pitches LEE
How do you like our disciplined hitters?
LEts get him to 100 by next inning.
Sound like a play guys?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Shit
Good AB, Juan.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
UGH.
Good AB, Uribe.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
It's ok Juan
Until your next AB where you make a one pitch out.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He'll prove you wrong.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
That’s an amazing at bat. He fouled everything off by swinging for the fences.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
The only way to get Uribe out I guess: caught foul tip
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Get well soon, Goofus
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 27, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Get well soon, man.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
/creepy
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'll be watching YOU.
;o
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
That’s what we say down here as a secular substitute for “I’ll be praying for you.”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I like that, I'm gonna say that to the bus people who I don't talk to.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
’I’ll be sympathetically contemplating your situation’
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That sucks.
Sick for a WS game. Hope you feel better
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Get well, sir
So sorry you couldn’t go!
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Feel better, Goofus!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
lol typical
jaysonst Jayson Stark
How bout Juan Uribe breaking out a 10-pitch AB? He saw 5 pitches the whole GAME in the finale of the NLCS #SFGiants #Rangers
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
How many pitches does Lee usually go?
100 or shorter? And if he goes over 100 does that mean probably no Game 4?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 27, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions
He’s gone as far as 120. Usually around 110 irrc
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
The Rangers under Nolan Ryan don’t believe in pitch counts, apparently.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Looking at his career splits, he shows no sign of falling off with high pitch counts.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
They've already said he won't pitch on 3 days rest
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Doubt it unfortunately. I bet Lee goes in 1,4, and 7 if needed.
by skilletboy on Oct 27, 2010 6:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
what did he say?
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
Said they were the best in the nation
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 27, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Buck and McCarver both praised them in the NLCS, I believe.
It’s really annoying having to agree with them.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
That inning
One really good AB. Two really not good ABs.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Time for a refill
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Does anyone watch Fringe?
What’s it’s appeal?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
In 1963 Juan Marichal threw 227 pitches
in a 16 inning game against the Brave’s Warren Spahn. Each pitcher went this distance and the game was won on a Willie Mays’ homer.
They don’t make ’em like that anymore.
It sucks so bad that I have a final tomorrow night.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Good lick!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
LOL, I didn’t even notice until you pointed it out.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure..............
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
It was purely intentional as my Dad would say.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Juan Marichal = 230
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 27, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Good luck!
Heh, I have two papers due tomorrow and an exam on Friday. I’m screwed.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
What sort of system has finals in October? Octo-mesters!?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Med school does
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ahhhh.
You have my admiration. From everything I’ve ever heard about med school, I have no idea how anyone survives it!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Depression and alcohol mostly.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ironically,
that is also how they make most of their money later on in life!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
IRL LOL
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
This explains my cousin so much.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Glad I could help you out. He/she still in school?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Nope. He was supposed to take the MCAT, like, four years ago? I’m not sure if he did, but he never went to med school. I don’t know, I stopped talking to him a while back.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t drink, but if you see my office, you’ll see I know from depression:
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Buck
Referred to Kruk and Kuip as maybe the best in the game
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
we are spoiled
what other broadcast team boasts of raiding minibars and taking planes?
"It’s the first time I’ve seen some absolute, unadulterated craziness out of that guy. I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did."--B. Wilson, re: Buster after Game 162
Nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
Very nice
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
COKE BOTTLE?
/Washington runs to Left Field pavilion
Too soon?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They sure like giving us trivia about this elvis guy.
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 27, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
RENT!!!!!!!!!!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
And the Rangers organization knew right then. . . that Andrus was kind of a dick.
Mark DeRosa, still existing.
LOL
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
I don't get it.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Jeter is not Posey.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions
THE COKE BOTTLE SLIDE!!
My first Giants game was right after the park opened, I was like eight years old and had no idea how baseball was played… I have no recollection of how the game ended but I remember that the slide was awesome
JAZZY
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 27, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions
WOW
What an incredible play! URIBE!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
WHOARIBE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YES
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
so i am watching this in NY
and my dad keeps changing the channel back to the fucking knicks game
WHAT
That's riggity.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
It's only 9:30 though.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
No that makes sense. Not everyone can say they saw the first loss in a 70 loss season
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 27, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-DEFENSE!
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
LOL Jon Miller's call on that was funny.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I can't describe it, he just made it sound awesome.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Jeter is a winner who had a crappy season and is sitting on his ass at home.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
It's this thing.....well....you can buy a special cream for it called Preparation H
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"The mass of people, as La Boetie and Mises recognised, always and everywhere consists of "brutes", "dullards", and "fools", easily deluded and sunk into habitual submission. Thus today, inundated from early childhood with government propaganda in public schools and educational institutions by legions of publicly certified intellectuals, most people mindlessly accept and repeat nonsense such as that democracy is self-rule and government is of, by, and for the people." Hans-Hermann Hoppe
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 27, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
these announcers are pretty cool
they are loving rent and uuuu’s defense.
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Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
Freaky leather!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
This game got better while I ate dinner.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Timmy remembered to throw a ball he fielded!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Nice inning, Tim!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH TIMMY
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BABIP SMILES UPON US TODAY
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
She's such a tease.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
PROGRESS!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I was afraid he was going to hold on to it again.
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 27, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
Good lord, I need a drink.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
YOU CAN CALL HIM AARON BURR BY THE WAY HE DROPPIN' HAMILTONS
by jazzhands on Oct 27, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
LOL
Will Giants give Hamilton the Bonds treatment.
Not the Yankees staff.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Between-innings OT
I’m rehearsing for an upcoming concert, and after a couple of run-throughs there’s, like, a liter of saliva in my bass clarinet. Always happens that way.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I’m amused that you’re sitting there, watching the game, playing a clarinet.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I missed rehearsal this week, so I’m having to review the music on my own before Monday night.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I had no idea you played!
I don’t have the focus or the commitment for it.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
New Thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/10/27/1778791/another-thread
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Momentum is our friend.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
NEW THREAD PEOPLE, JOIN US! AND DON'T FORGET CHOP!! :)
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

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