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POSTGAME NOTES: Extra Baggs

"'Everybody’s screaming, I’ve got a catcher running at me with a fist, all angles,' Wilson said."

I don't even know what that means. It reads like a snippet of postmodern fiction.

Bay City Ball

"Since 2000, there have been 36 games in which a Giants’ starter lasted 2 IP or less. The Giants record in those games is 10-26 which equates to a winning percentage of .270. Tonight the Giants clinched the NLCS in a game in which their starter only lasted 2 IP. Jonathan Sanchez appears twice on our list of 36 starters since 2000 that have only lasted 2 IP or less in a game started."

Had them all the way. Totally deserved to win that game. Outmatched and outclassed them. Ahem.

It's no fluke, SF Giants deserve to be in Series -- SF Gate

"'Utley wanted to get me out of the game,' said Sanchez, who was told later Utley was his final batter anyway. 'He's too close to the plate. He's a good hitter. I have to throw in. If I threw in, I hit him.'"

I didn't have a problem with Utley's ball flip. As one of the many who has never been drilled in the back with a Jonathan Sanchez fastball then had the ball roll right to me, I can't say what I'd do. Probably wing it at something.

Giants: Extent of Andres Torres' injury unclear -- SF Gate
"Manager Bruce Bochy said he believes the injury is in Torres' hip, but he was not sure. In the ninth-inning hubbub, Bochy did not even know Torres was coming out of the game. Head trainer Dave Groeschner made the call and told Bochy that Torres could not go."

Yuck. Just as he was starting to be Andres Torres again. Here's hoping some rest will do him good.

Phils go 5 for 5: Five past playoff heroes come up empty - CBSSports.com
"And then Howard sat in the clubhouse and stared needles through anyone who approached to talk to him. After a few minutes of that nonsense, Howard stopped pouting in public and disappeared to pout somewhere in private. Hey, I don't blame him. Pretty sure I'd be pouting too if I'd struck out 12 times in 22 at-bats in the NLCS."

I didn't realize Howard had struck out so much. I had the sense that he'd had some of the better at-bats in the series, but maybe that's because I wasn't paying attention.

HitTracker :: Juan Uribe

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Here's how many home runs Juan Uribe hit to the right side this year. For additional giggles, check out 2009, 2008, 2007, and 2006. Last night's home run was a Thomas Pynchon guest-spot on "Glee."

Phillies' offense: Torture | Philadelphia Inquirer

"Giants batters prolonged at-bats by fouling off pitches, by throwning their bats at balls sometimes as Edgar Renteria did again last night."

I was trying to think of the right word for that swing. Throwning. A mix of throwing and drowning. Perfect. Thanks, Philly Inquirer wordsmith!

Phil Sheridan: PHILS FINISHED | Philadelphia Inquirer

"Then the third inning happened. Sanchez, the pitcher, led off with a single. Andres Torres followed with a shot to the deepest part of the ballpark. Center fielder Shane Victorino ran it down and made a spectacular over-the-shoulder catch like the one famously made by Giants Hall of Famer Willie Mays. Except no."

Almost certainly my favorite line from the playoffs so far. Victorino didn't murder the Giants for once. He tried. Except no. He tried to emulate the greatest Giant. Except no.

The Good Phight - For Philadelphia Phillies Fans

"First, congratulations to the San Francisco Giants and their fans, particularly the members of the McCovey Chronicles community on SB Nation. It has been a pleasure and a privilege to shoot the breeze and talk some good-natured smack over the last week or so. Your (collective) sense of humor and knowledge about the game are a credit to the network and the sport. Except for Grant, eff that guy." 

The weird lovefest with The Good Phight isn't over -- we haven't even made it to second base yet, like Bengie Molina on a ball hit in the gap -- but the series is. The Phillies played hard. There's just too much weirdness in the playoffs to go to the World Series every year. I think people didn't realize how special and fortunate those late-'90s Yankees teams were. They weren't magic, except when they were.

Thanks to the good pholks at The Good Phight -- it was refreshing to have a blog that understood the mores and peculiarities of this one. For the most part, everyone on both sides interacted with humor and class. Also, vomit guy, taser guy, booing Santa Claus, and courthouse in Veteran's Stadium because PHILADELPHIA SUUUUUUCKS! WEST COAST FOREVER, EAST COAST NEVER! 

Which is to say, good show, chaps.

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Heh heh heh

Dumping.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

u r 5

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by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

POOP

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by satyricrash on Oct 24, 2010 11:00 AM PDT reply actions  

heh

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 24, 2010 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Did he take the wrong first step?

Such a Victornino move.

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by say hey nation on Oct 24, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank god he dropped that ball

If he catches it, and the Phillies win the game/series, we have to hear Victorino/Mays comparisons for the next 100 years.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Proximity of the fence . . .

made a difference. Like Mays, he ran the ball down, but Willie went further (about 50 ft further) yet was still five strides from the fence when he slowed slightly (yes, he slowed slightly) in order to catch the ball like an split end going really really deep. Vic’s juggle, I think, was fence induced. He very nearly caught his own juggle, also. From behind, we couldn’t tell until it popped out to his right.

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by gallo del cielo on Oct 24, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mays was definitely helped by the fact that center field at the Polo Grounds extended halfway into New Jersey.

Also, it almost looked like Victorino couldve been helped by the fence as well. While he was bobbling he sorta had it pinned against it, and no ump would have a good enough view to catch that. And we’d all be freaking out over the lack of instant replay.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

again

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

looked like the replay had the ball missing glove from the get go, and an awkward attempt to catch it with the inside of his elbow.

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by kennv on Oct 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

he had been able to smother it against the wall without it dropping, it would have been ruled a catch.

We may have lost the game because there wasn’t replay on that either

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once the ball hits the wall, it’s a hit. You can’t use the wall like that.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 24, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah what i meant was from the angle the umps probably had on it, they wouldn’t have ruled it a hit though.

only because we saw replays did we know that he smothered it against the wall (had it not dropped). i guarantee you the umps wouldn’t have called it a hit if it hadn’t popped out

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was before this year

that’s what would have happened. NOT THIS YEAR. MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’ve got some luck on our side for once in like, ever

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

no kidding

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

the luck has been off the charts lately, too.

i mean, i fully expect Ian Kinsler, TEX 2B, to make 5 errors in the series. Utley is a GG, and he broke down. He should have been charged with more than the 3 errors he got. I counted like 7 overall.

by giant4life83 on Oct 25, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Conrad-Utley-Kinsler Effect.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 25, 2010 5:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

talk about your friendly scoring

I realize errors are like art appreciation, but Utley was shockingly clanktacular in this series.

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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 25, 2010 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

This needs to be shopped with one of the “at first I was like, and then i was like” memes, with the epic fail bobble shown.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 24, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure

Wherever Willie was, he was watching the game and he must have sent out some telepathic energy that forced Rectumface to drop the ball.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 24, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couple of noob questions if you don’t mind: 1) So how did Victorino earn this hilarious nickname, anyway?; and 2) Why is he in particular hated so much around here? Does this date back to last year’s competition with Panda for the AS Game?

by Sawtooth on Oct 24, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since you’ve been watching this series, presumably you’ve noticed that his face bears an uncanny resemblance to a rectum.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the phrase originated here

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/10/9/631738/open-letter-to-the-philade

The hatred for him goes back to a BS play he pulled where he got into a run-down between first and second, and got out of it by running directly away from the infield, towards the right field wall, and intentionally colliding with Omar Vizquel, who was backing up the play. Vizquel was called for fielder’s interference.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That play made me so angry. It was Timmy’s first start and I was so excited that it was on TV in Boston. I even got to share my love of this peculiar “Giants baseball team” with my New England roommates. Then that play happened and I started throwing things. My roommates had to restrain me.

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by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man I was almost exactly the same. I was SO excited for Timmy’s start, it was like the most exciting thing that had happened to me as a Giants fan since Matt’s first start in 2005. And then it was an utter crapfest and Victorino was right at the middle of it. I have never forgiven him for it.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

A main page thread with only fifty posts, LOL. Those were the days …

Timmy and Cainer2010 = Unit and Schilling 2001

by SnowLeopard on Oct 24, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Grant
You’ve blazed a trail for Nate Schierholtz to be an All-Star, even if you don’t know it. Maybe Fred Lewis will reach for the stars in his mid-20s instead of being resigned to middle management, as it were. I can appreciate that.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 24, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some players just deserve to be hated with or without reason.

Victorino is one. But his daddy is David Eckstein.

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by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Oct 24, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right off the bat

I see that number in the lower right-hand corner, and I think, if you need to run with your back to the infield to catch up with a flyball in that bandbox, you have done nothing that resembles Willie Mays, catch or no catch. Fly away, flyin’ Hawaiian.

by 2X2L on Oct 24, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

it was 483 feet to center at the Polo Grounds.

483.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

483

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

minus 372 equals …

Timmy and Cainer2010 = Unit and Schilling 2001

by SnowLeopard on Oct 24, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posted cuz Lemmy’s going to sing the Star Spangled Banner at Game One

(in my dreams…)

Timmy and Cainer2010 = Unit and Schilling 2001

by SnowLeopard on Oct 24, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see the Motorhead version of GBA, myself.

by wcw on Oct 24, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

GBA?

Timmy and Cainer2010 = Unit and Schilling 2001

by SnowLeopard on Oct 25, 2010 2:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you mean minus 374?

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by iammclovin on Oct 24, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

D'oh!

Math fail

Timmy and Cainer2010 = Unit and Schilling 2001

by SnowLeopard on Oct 24, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

111?

Bilbo Baggins’s age at the beginning of The Fellowship of the Ring?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you mean eleventy-one.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I said.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, you said 111.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

111 = eleventy-one

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s always written eleventy-one. Never 111.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s the same! I didn’t realize the Arabic numerals were never used, but eleventy-one is the same as one-hundred-and-eleven. They are the same number.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eleventy-one is not a number.

Your argument is invalid.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY SHANE!

YOU’RE ABOUT TO FAIL! IT’LL BE SO AWESOME!

That play made me so happy.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to know why this isn't green

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also have to say that I kind of liked Utley’s reaction to Jonathan jawing at him. He was like, “What? Man, are you serious?”

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

I thought that was funny.

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by say hey nation on Oct 24, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also thought it was funny. The ball flip was innocent enough, no intent to harm, and I was laughing.

I like Chase Utley even more now, and I’m even more worried about Sanchez’ mental abilities.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

I think Chase probably knew that Jonathan was frustrated and was falling apart as it was because the first few innings didn’t go well and this one wasn’t and probably wanted to push his buttons a little bit. I think Jonathan should have handled himself better but again I understand that he was frustrated and felt like Utley was rubbing it in. And anyways I think it was more of the bench that got involved moreso than Jonathan and Chase, they said a few things but didn’t get into each others faces. Ruiz ran out and Renteria ran out and it kind of started there. But man that’s one reason why I love Renteria, whenever there are situations like this, he’s one of the first guys sprinting out of the dugout to back up his teammates.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 24, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Chase probably knew that Jonathan was frustrated and was falling apart as it was because the first few innings didn’t go well and this one wasn’t and probably wanted to push his buttons a little bit.

I think this is how it went down.

Of course, in hindsight, getting Sanchez out of the game then (although he probably wasn’t long for that game anyway) was the worst thing that could have happened to the Phillies.

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by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per one of the game stories, Sanchez was coming out of the game even without that brouhaha with Utley. The whole thing just gave Affeldt more time to warm up in the pen.

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by Ohio Bear on Oct 24, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. C’mon, Utley tossed the ball 10 feet wide of Sanchez, he wasn’t trying to flip it to him to be helpful. It was the same attitude Fielder had when he tossed the ball back to Zito. Just being a bit childish. Sure, Jonathan could have held it together better but really, all he did was say “that was bullshit”. Which it was.

by Rorsavelt on Oct 24, 2010 2:35 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wasn’t it Kent that picked up the ball after being hit, and looked the ball over with a shit smirk on his face as he walked to first? I believe he just tossed the ball off the field of play.

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 24, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chase Utley totally looks like GOB.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t go over to Good Phight the whole series, and when I do, I see Vic trolling over there, ha ha.

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by satyricrash on Oct 24, 2010 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

You’re probably going to get an email from him asking why you think he’s trolling now.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 24, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so glad I’ve never gotten any of his creepy emails.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Him and wilriv are trolling up Lone Star Ball. wilriv’s been banned.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

I’m not a fan of that kind of inter-site trolling.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s wilriv’s status here? I haven’t seen him post in aeons, but I don’t know if it’s a voluntary exile or what…

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently he’s been zapped, but I’m not sure why.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

These things are hard to keep track of.

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by groug on Oct 24, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn’t banned. He was asked to stop making weird comments aimed at Natto and apparently he wasn’t willing to do that, so he stopped posting.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC he was the first one to rally for a trade for Pat the Bat, and was subsequently ridiculed

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 24, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

wilriv's a guy?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vic has waaaay to much times on his hands. he goes trolling around every single opposing teams page that the Giants are playing at the time

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What else is he going to do? He can't come here, and he's still a Giants fan.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

I’m glad it didn’t end up hurting us, but I still can’t get over how fucking terrible Renteria’s AB that ended in the double play was. 7 pitches, not a single one of them a strike, he grounds into a double play.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

I spent that whole AB thinking about how much better I would have felt if Panda was up.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 24, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

Seems that starting Rent over Panda in game 6 was the one Bochy move that didn’t work. That’s what I was thinking during that game, anyway.

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by achiappanza on Oct 25, 2010 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

unbelievably bad

I really never want to see him get another at bat with the Giants again. But with the DH in games 3-5, I guess it’s inevitable.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

a much happier screenshot from last night, though

I already posted it on the Newspapers thread, but folks have moved on from there to here, so:

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect. Pitch.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Phillie fans think it was a border line pitch.

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by say hey nation on Oct 24, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s why it was perfect

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by jctGamer on Oct 24, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

On one Phillies blog, I saw a lot of them who think it was definitely ball four…

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Along with a fair amount of, “OMG how did we not beat this team? Rangers are gonna sweep, just like we should’ve.”

Oh well. Sour grapes, etc.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why I have a problem with how everybody misuses “sour grapes”, but I do. So, uh, stop it.

by Cookyman on Oct 24, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is sour grapes if they said something like, “Whatever, let the Giants have their stupid National League Championship, see if I care??”

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

More like...

Pfft, that National League Championship trophy looks ugly anyway…it’s not like we wanted it!! You can have it!!

—would qualify as sour grapes, as asinine as it might seem.

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Oct 24, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sour grapes is when people, after failing to achieve or receive something they wanted, convince themselves that they never wanted it in the first place, or that they’re better off without it. Shifter gives a good example above.

The phrase is based on a fable in the bible (Book of Proverbs, I think) in which a fox sees tempting ripe grapes in a fenced vineyard. He tries to get in, but fails to clime over the fence, and walks away, talking about how the grapes were probably sour anyway.

Now that I think about it, he should have probably just said “I’m a fox – what the hell would I do with grapes?”

by Cookyman on Oct 24, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, what if, sub-consciously, the reason they are saying the Rangers will sweep is to convince themselves the World Series was unwinnable anyway?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would guess it would be from one of Aesop’s Fables. I don’t think the Bible followed talking animals. The Bible heroes are people.

by NoWave on Oct 24, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I vaguely recall a story involving a talking serpent somewhere in the Bible?

by Louis XVI on Oct 24, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

With that having been said, Wikipedia attributes this particular fable to Aesop.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is most definitely an Aesop.

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, he founded a chain of pancake restaurants

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 24, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pancake restaurants

are where one-legged women work.
And they are all named Eileen.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Oct 24, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you mean Sambo's?

Man did I love to eat there as a kid.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember Sambo’s.
/insert “that’s racist” pic here

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hug. I guess I was thinking of something else. Point still stands.

by Cookyman on Oct 24, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loves me some Aesop. Ant and the Grasshopper, Crow and the Pitcher, The Lion and the Mouse… Unfortunately many people don’t know about these tales, I don’t think they are taught much anymore. They come in very handy when I tutor older kids in comprehension and story analysis.
UMass has a good site for fables:
http://www.umass.edu/aesop/fables.php

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullwinkle's creator just died

And they used Aesop’s fables in the shorter cartoons, if I remember correctly. His son was a smart-ass. I liked it.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Oct 24, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I think in Judaism that’s generally (though not universally) interpreted as a fable, while in Christianity it’s interpreted as a real event.

But, regardless, there are parts of the bible that are presented as fables (told by prophets, King Solomon, etc).

by Cookyman on Oct 24, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus’s parables, too.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not all Christians interpret Genesis as real. In fact, most don’t.

by Bitter Fan on Oct 24, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think of post- Peter Gabriel Genesis as real.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Oct 24, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post-Genesis Peter Gabriel, on the other hand

Real

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must not know how to use it correctly, then

Also, if we’re doing this, stop putting punctuation outside of quote marks!

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s logical, and it’s how they do it in England. You know, where they speak real English.

by Cookyman on Oct 24, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I understand it, the English spoken in the Appalachians is actually much closer to Elizabethan English than modern British English is.

Also, expecting English to be logical is like expecting the Giants not to torture you.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But there’s no need to help them torture you. They’re doing fine on their own.

If there is an intuitive, easy, and acceptable way to make it more logical, why not use it?

by Cookyman on Oct 24, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do that in some cases. There are a few rules (or pseudo-rules) that I deliberately ignore because they’re dumb.

I don’t have a problem with punctuation inside of quote marks, though. I don’t see either way as more or less logical, and when it’s on the outside, it looks sloppy to me. Just an aesthetic preference, I suppose.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the logic is simple – whatever is inside the quote marks is what you’re quoting. If you put the punctuation inside the quote marks, you are saying it’s part of the quote. If it’s not part of the quote, you can’t put it inside the quote marks.

When it’s a period it doesn’t really matter, and when it’s a comma it matters a little bit. When it’s a question mark or an exclamation mark, though, putting it inside the quote marks is just completely misleading.

by Cookyman on Oct 24, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

But even aside from that, 100% of what’s in the quote marks may not be from the actual quote. You may excerpt a quote and mark that with an elipses. You may throw a (sic) in there. Depending on how you use the quote, you may change the capitalization or form of the opening word, which you mark by putting the change in parentheses.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

These things don’t change the meaning of the quote; a question mark does.

by Cookyman on Oct 24, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you change the quote for sake of fluidity, brackets are generally used.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 24, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on the style guide, I think.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I could’ve sworn it was always brackets for the simple season that no one ever uses them as a bracketical aside.

by speckops on Oct 24, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could be wrong. I always have to consult the guidelines when I do formal writing. I don’t have it in me to retain all that information.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

quote marks

in APA style, punctuation goes in the outside for the most part, with parenthetical in-line citations.
Example:

“This all more than makes up for the unfortunate Shane Victorino and his unfortunate rectum face” (Grant, 2008).

Yrs,
the wife

by mrsjcb on Oct 24, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I learned. MLA does this, too.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s a question mark or an exclamation point and it’s not part of the quoted passage, you put it outside the quote marks.

by Evan on Oct 24, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except in certain cases.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 24, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a big fan of American English, which is more logical and generally better, but you’ll never stop me from putting punctuation outside of quotation marks. It just seems wrong otherwise.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball is the most literary sport.

Which is why we intelligent, grammar-minded people take to it.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Oct 24, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best phrase in the history of the English language is “ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble”.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t tell me you don’t relate to that.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't

and will instead refer you to a pale imitation.

by 2X2L on Oct 24, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting, but is there any context?

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

None

There is only the text.

by 2X2L on Oct 24, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And finally

only the shadow of the text.

Drinks at noon. On me!!!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 25, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joyce? Or Pynchon?

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Oct 24, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lawrence? Probably not Hardy.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Oct 24, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

aha!

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Oct 24, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was always taught to put punctuation outside the quotations if the quotation isn’t its own, free-standing sentence.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was definitely close

It took a whole lot of cojones for Tom Hallion to call that a strike in Philadelphia, given the circumstances. But I think he did because a) it WAS a strike (right at the edge of the zone) and b) Howard didn’t swing at it.

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by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

greatest call ever

Fun Fact: Jonathan Sanchez threw his first no-no on my 13th birthday.

by Ramah71 on Oct 24, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

It really did. I was surprised he called it, considering the situation. But MAN I’m glad he did.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 24, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

He does have some good PA’s, especially against LHP. But I didn’t like him last night facing tough RHP.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 24, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m fine with Rent starting vs LHP but against a guy like Oswalt, it should have been Panda last night.

Whatever. We won.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to wring his buttery-fat neck after that disgusting AB

Brian Wilson being interviewed, when asked what it's like winning,

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne"

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is real right?

I’m not like dreaming or something?

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by Giant Voodoo on Oct 24, 2010 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

It's real

And it’s spectacular!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 24, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

“I did my job” – My Liver

The liver regenerates right? It better after the 8 year drought of this type of alcohol consumption.

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by Giant Voodoo on Oct 24, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

By the time you really need a new one, Costco will be selling them in 20 packs.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Oct 24, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does, to an extent. In fact, it’s the only human organ that can regenerate significant portions of itself.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhh, you forgot the skin

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 24, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The skin can and can’t. If you destroy the basal-cell layer, it can’t regrow. Need a graft. But you are indeed correct. I always forget about the skin.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes it is...

The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 24, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And my beard continues...

I still can’t believe it’s happening, one more series guys. Poeple are work are concerned for me, and my playoff beard…they can suck it!

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 24, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Do you work with Russell Martin?

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 24, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I work in Arkansas…..they are all of a sudden Rangers fans here….they can also suck it!

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 24, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

First sentence in the CBS sports article
All that experience, and what did it get the Phillies? Nothing. It got them nothing.

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 24, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Msn

since when is winning your division nothing?

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by scout6 on Oct 24, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or having the best record in baseball

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by scout6 on Oct 24, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or winning the NLDS.

Even so, suck it Phillies.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, if I did such a shitty job at my profession, I would be fired.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 24, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Experience . . .

is overrated by the pundits, as is momentum.

But they have to embrace something.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 24, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry I've been away

has the “experience is everything” guy from TGP been by? I seem to recall something about “gloating” we could look forward to.

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 24, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, that hostile road crowd really got to the Giants

This series

Record in San Francisco: 2-1
Record in Philadelphia: 2-1

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 24, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-0 in Atlanta.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Phillies lost because they had too much experience. Placido Polanco threw the ball past Ryan Howard because he was bored of throwing it to him.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

it got them to game 6.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read my blog nerds!

Croix De Candlestick: “It’s Pennant Inside!”

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by Chulk on Oct 24, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Spam

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will marry her.

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by Giant Voodoo on Oct 24, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe... CAL, LOLCAL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 24, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Classless...

And so many people on here give shit to Philly fans and then cheer on this?

by nofreetime on Oct 24, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think she knows the guy. I mean, otherwise she’s insane (it was in Philadelphia, wasn’t it?).

by Cookyman on Oct 24, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was at the Cal game.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Oct 24, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

And he’s laughing (though she’s not), so it might be all in good, clean fun.

by Timorous Me on Oct 24, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

best username EVER.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once had a very ill-considered makeout session at a Ted Leo concert in Hoboken

by Monkeyking42 on Oct 24, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL…I love the detail about it happening in Hoboken.

by Timorous Me on Oct 24, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Likely Maxwell’s.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Scotland Yard.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Oct 24, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, it looks like water.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not completely sure what the guy in the hat is doing, but it looks he’s expecting the water and adjusting his hat accordingly . Either that or he has invisible binoculars.

by Cookyman on Oct 24, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was at the Cal game, in the student section. It’s a well known rule that if you wear red in the Cal student section, you WILL be forced to take it off or leave the section, usually accomplished by the students chanting “take off that RED [article of clothing].” This guy was a complete douche, and refused to remove the hat. So he had water poured on him, the hat stolen of his head (later returned), and was then asked to leave by security.

I've been Honked...

by giantfan5 on Oct 24, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Many witnesses to this incident at California Golden Blogs. Apparently, the guy was being an obnoxious douche.

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 24, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

in a Phillies hat?

Say it ain’t so!

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 24, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wear red to Cal games at your own Peril

The guy had it coming and deserved it.

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by jctGamer on Oct 24, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

fear the Cardinal!!

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 24, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL her fb status

Paula R(blacked out the rest for her privacy) haha i ♥ bein on tv dumpin water on some guy with a red hat haha good times

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 24, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont even know if she knew it was a Phillies hat.

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 24, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the kind of elegant writing style that gets you a Cal education.

by Bitter Fan on Oct 24, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

All my friends at Cal type like that, interestingly enough.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

I thought I was one of your friends.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess you thought wrong!

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I get for thinking. Who participates in that silly activity nowadays anyways.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I scored higher than you did on standardized tests. That got me my Cal education.

Cal Football: Embrace the Horror

by Thoroughbred on Oct 24, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's official my nephew is a genius.

The kid is 30 months, lives in Philly with a mom and dad who both grew up in Lowell/Boston, MA, and yet he roots for the Giants.

EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 24, 2010 11:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Can you really “root” at 30 months?

by Scottsdale on Oct 24, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. He would boo the phillies and tell the giants to “throw the ball man!” and “run man run!”

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 24, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats exactly how I root for a team. I should learn more sophisticated methods to outroot this kid.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 24, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I probably did. I don’t remember anything before the 1984 season (which started just after my fourth birthday), but I was obsessed with baseball from a very early age.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psh, bandwagon fan!! :P

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Oct 24, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was an example of a mental boner

What the hell is that?

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 24, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Never had a mental boner before?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would it be possible to have a mental boner, without having an actual boner at the same time?

Strictly speaking for the guys, of course…

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Oct 24, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once you're over the age of 40, this happens quite a bit...

Or so I’ve heard…

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 24, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really is one of the best sportswriters alive. On baseball, only Roger Angell is better.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still remember reading an article Angell wrote in the run-up to the 2002 World Series. He mentioned rumors about Bonds and steroids, but then said that Giants fans know that’s a red herring, because Bonds’s true strengths are mental. Then he compared his presence in the lineup to Darth Vader. Which was awesome.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

A couple years ago someone in a playoff game had this long, epic at bat (like, 17 or 18 pitches) before finally getting a hit. I can’t remember exactly who it was, or the game scenario at the time. It was a big moment in the game. Anyway, months later, in his season recap article in The New Yorker, Angell writes a paragraph about that AB where he compares the batter to a thief trying to pick a combination lock.

I’m not doing it justice, obviously, but it might have been the most beautifully written analogy it’s ever been my pleasure to read.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a really good writer.

Back when I was in elementary school, my dad worked at Black Oak Books in Berkeley, and he did a reading there. I got to say hello and shake his head afterwards. Good times.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

shake his head afterwards

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 24, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT

Fucking sleep deprivation.

Shake his HAND.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really looking forward to Angell’s season wrapup this year. He’s gotta love this Giants team.

by Evan on Oct 24, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also worth noting: he grew up a diehard Giants fan. A New York Giants fan, of course, but anyway…

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read his Late Innings a couple years ago. It was written in 1982, and through it I learned a lot about the dark ages of 1972-1986, which are pretty much a blank for me. He’s an excellent writer.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've said it before

But one of the best things about the playoffs? Joe Posnanski writing about my team.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I totally thought it was a flyout off the bat.

Then I screamed and scared my cats

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 24, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was listening to it on the radio on the way to dinner and Jon’s call was just insane. It stayed up in the air for such a long time and Jon milked it for all it was worth, before the Adios Pelota (sp?) and I nearly crashed my car fist pumping.

by nataku on Oct 24, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

the jazz hands gave it away

i wouldn’t have given it a second thought as a home run possibility except for the jazz hands

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 24, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

unfortunately i was watching fox and joe buck’s call was lame, he said uribe flying one into right as if it were a lazy fly ball but i saw jazz hands so i was like what the hell is going on

by ldv on Oct 24, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

well in fairness

it WAS a lazy fly ball, as the Phillies are hoist on their own bandbox.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 24, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed...

I’ll admit I’m no good at gauging which balls are harmless fly outs and which balls are “gone”. But this time, in the fractions of a second that the brain translates the streaming video of the eye into some kind of meaning, I remember first having the sense that Uribe had hit the ball well. Then, when the jazz hands went up, I felt certain it was going to go, and I just jumped up and started yelling “Jazz Hands!! Jazz Hands!! Jazz Hands!! Jazz Hands!!” as the ball floated towards the right field bleachers. For once, I was right.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Oct 24, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Hey,” a reporter said to me as I stood next to a bearded guy who was getting drenched with Budweiser. "Who is this guy?’

“Jeremy Affeldt,” I whispered.

The reporter left. “That guy had no idea who I was, right?” Jeremy said.

So good.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 24, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you allow your dog in the house for the next two weeks, I'm going to have to come throw eggs at your car.

Brian Wilson being interviewed, when asked what it's like winning,

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne"

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

simply awesome.
buy her a chew toy
keep her outside
science

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 24, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had to listen to most of the damn game on the upstairs radio. Everytime I came downstairs the Phillies started loading the bases, if I went upstairs, the Giants’d get out of the inning. Long about the 8th inning I realized that the only time the Giants had scored any runs was when I was downstairs watching the game on tv. Soooo I went downstairs… 2 pitches later POW!!!

I tried to stay downstairs to watch the end of the game…then came the bottom of the 8th and I ended up back upstairs till the last out in the 9th.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

so the dog is a he and a she? (as referred to in your posting saying he and she in diff sentences)

Keep the dog out when the Giants are in trouble!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dog is female

I was too hungover from last night when I typed that “paragraph”

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 24, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where about in Santa Clara?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 24, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rivermarks area

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 24, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. Just a few miles from where I grew up.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 24, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went there one time because my parents wanted to look at model houses (despite having a perfectly good house already) and dragged me along. It was boring.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is perfect:
"Then I didn’t know what to do. So I ran in and punched Wilson as hard as I could."

hahaha!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 24, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is how ninjas and buffaloes celebrate. Obviously.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turn it green!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 24, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

..........

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

I don't know if anyone is having a better time this playoffs than Emmanuel Burriss

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know I would be having a good time

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

there were some hilarious mis-captions on Yahoo. I think this picture was labeled as “Juan Uribe” and I saw a picture of Eli Whiteside labeled as “Freddy Sanchez”.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

ALL LOOK SAME

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love that no one knows who “these (bleeping) guys” are.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Oct 24, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even Manuel called Uribe “what’s his name!”

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 24, 2010 11:32 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

And referred to him as "the shortstop"

Brian Wilson being interviewed, when asked what it's like winning,

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne"

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can you imagine what his playoff share is gonna be? I’d be happy too.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 24, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Manny B is constantly referenced by his teammates as being a great guy. They all love him!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 24, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a pretty awesome guy!

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The morning has come

We have still won the pennant and I still love you guys.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Oct 24, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Missed you last night, went and looked though…

We were at the bar at Mijita…holy shit PENNANT

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 24, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah I didn’t make it over to Mijita. Was in the crowd standing behind the usual tables.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Oct 24, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was I only one that had stop watching the TV and listen on the radio for health reasons?

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 24, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

I listened to the radio but out of necessity because I’m not paying for TV.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol "guy"

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 24, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 24, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not your blues guitarist

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 24, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mary Had a Little PENNANT!

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Oct 25, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I turned the TV off after the first inning. I have had the best luck down the stretch in September and in the playoffs JUST listening to the KNBR call. Turned on the TV after two outs in the 9th and thought I jinxed it but left it in for the final out.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 24, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve listened to the radio for the entire playoffs.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

i did it too. standing in the rain on one knee listening cause the tv was 15 seconds behind the radio.

I was pretty scared too

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats from a phils fan. Giants played better then the phils this series and earned the w. Hope Burrell gets another ring.

by Bilzo on Oct 24, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 24, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. Anyone who can be gracious after a nail-biting defeat like that is a better man than I.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cheers

Gotta say, all the Phillies fans who posted here last night and this morning have been incredibly gracious.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Good Phight seems to be one of the better SBN communities.

I’ve come across some other Phillies sites where the fans seem…less gracious. So I’m glad TGP is the one we have on SBN!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats from a phils fan. Giants played better then the phils this series and earned the w. Hope Burrell gets another ring.

by Bilzo on Oct 24, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

So are you conceding 2011?

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 24, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t stop watching the celebration videos on the csn bay area web site. I’m so proud of these guys!

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 24, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

<3

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO MUCH LOVE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 24, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Oct 24, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks to G and team

for providing good reads with humor and class.
Group hug!

Needing a parka to watch a night game? Welcome to Giants baseball.

by phillas on Oct 24, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Group hug

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, think about it

Our guys are gonna play in a World Series! Timmy and Matt are world series pitchers, Wilson, Buster in his first season, Panda… Huff finally got there! Top to bottom, I love this team.

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 24, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

oh...my.

YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!

/lights theletter2 signal anyway

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 24, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

That looks so right

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Umm.....

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 24, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Took me a sec, but LOL

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 24, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD

The FOX World Series commercial was epic.

<3 Dream On

Only if their announcers were as epic.

by BeatLA55 on Oct 24, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

One day the mute button will be referred to as the “Joe Buck button.”

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 24, 2010 11:36 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

"Up to this point, the 49ers haven't been so giant."-Sam Rosen before the game

Zing!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2010 11:34 AM PDT reply actions  

that vernon davis catch was great though

Fun Fact: Jonathan Sanchez threw his first no-no on my 13th birthday.

by Ramah71 on Oct 24, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zito 11-1 pitching in Texas in his career. Also, with the DH, anyone think Bochy might add Guillen?

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 24, 2010 11:34 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Is Guillen still even in America?

by TBRMKane on Oct 24, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's sulking somewhere

Brian Wilson being interviewed, when asked what it's like winning,

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne"

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL! Does anyone care?

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Oct 24, 2010 12:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I really hope Guillen is dead to this team. Not traveling with the team is just unforgivable imo.

And I STILL don’t think Zito is worth putting on the roster – those #s have to be taken with a grain of salt because he was a different pitcher back then.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 24, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer > Zito

Too soon?

by TBRMKane on Oct 24, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

whoa.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 24, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

What the actual flying fuck

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 24, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

He might execute a crucial bit of fan interference from his seats down the left field line.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAAHAHA

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA WTF?

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 24, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRYING TO STEAL JUDY'S THUNDER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 24, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG FORBIDDEN TOPIC!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now all I can do is imagine Judy Steffes’s thunder. It’s gross.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. They shouldn’t change what’s working.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 24, 2010 11:37 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I seriously doubt Guillen will be there

Was he even with the team in SF for the NLCS? I don’t think so.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

it would be a joke if he got put on the roster

IMO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen shouldn't be allowed back in the clubhouse

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 24, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito maybe, but probably not

Guillen has pretty much cut all ties with the team by not traveling to cheer them on. I still do not think he was injured at all.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 24, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

he really showed his true colors towards the end there

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

those numbers are irrelevant. Texas sucked during the years Zito faced them. And Zito isn’t the pitcher he was then.

Fuck Guillen. Didn’t travel with the team, didn’t even show up when the team was in SF for the NLCS. He is dead to me.

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Marty Lurie

this was his line today too… Barry Zito, Texas-beater!

No speculation on the effect of 2+ weeks without pitching.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 24, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

it’s really real. Wikipedia page!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_World_Series

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 24, 2010 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

haha, we have a better record than them, too

Fun Fact: Jonathan Sanchez threw his first no-no on my 13th birthday.

by Ramah71 on Oct 24, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

We have no chance. The Rangers have a better offense, pitching staff, and defense. Matt Cain is the 11th best starter in this series.

by kingofthacove on Oct 24, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

plus they have a better closer and manager

Fun Fact: Jonathan Sanchez threw his first no-no on my 13th birthday.

by Ramah71 on Oct 24, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

And their fans are way better too, and their ballpark, and hey, it's Texas, the garden spot of the universe.

Brian Wilson being interviewed, when asked what it's like winning,

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne"

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

and dont get me started on their steak

Fun Fact: Jonathan Sanchez threw his first no-no on my 13th birthday.

by Ramah71 on Oct 24, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shit, I totally forgot the steak!

We are totally hosed, what with our quiche and sushi.

Brian Wilson being interviewed, when asked what it's like winning,

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne"

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Our only hope is our edge in GM superiority

Fun Fact: Jonathan Sanchez threw his first no-no on my 13th birthday.

by Ramah71 on Oct 24, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

But that doesn't matter

Because their president is in the Hall of Fame and ours isn’t. Also their number one fan is the President and not Robin Williams.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more concerned with their toast advantage.

by Scottsdale on Oct 24, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

sourdough toast>>>>>texas toast

no worries, we’ve got it in the bag

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 24, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Texas toast. This “sourdough” toast, I’ve never had. I need to conduct some very important research at breakfast this week.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t get really good sourdough bread in the rest of the country. It’s a climatic thing, apparently: the yeast or whatever it is that goes into sourdough starter is only really climatically suited to Northern California.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

In short: road trip!

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y’know, I learned that from a newspaper column years ago. The climate plays a role in the bread’s development.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No….this is a real thing….
There is a spore that is in the air in SF that doesn’t exist else where, it makes a flavor that is to die for.

Boudins FTW !!!!!!

by skunk5150 on Oct 24, 2010 10:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I tell people who don’t follow baseball that’s why we have the home field advantage. Telling the truth gets mocking laughter or quizzical expressions.

by snafu on Oct 24, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've noticed this, too

I’ve stopped trying to explain Bud Selig’s Seligacies.

by Wazl on Oct 24, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I go out of my way to screw with people's minds

“The Giants have home field advantage because Brian McCann of Atlanta, hit a 3-run double off Matt Thorton from the White Sox to score Scott Rolen, Matt Holliday and Marlon Byrd.”

by fiji.siv on Oct 25, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

All things considered, it’s really no less terrible a way to determine home-field advantage than any other way. Giving it to the team with the better record doesn’t make a lot of sense because the two leagues don’t really play each other.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Home field advantage goes to the team with the most Buster Poseys

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 24, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be fine with this going forward.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

2035, the Buster Factory can make that happen.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

My great former teacher

is considering re-naming her dog Buster Posey.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Oct 24, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey humps old woman's leg?

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 24, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I named my dog Buster, after the Posey guy.

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 24, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I named my dog Madison, after some Bum.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this is always where I’ve been. Using the All-Star Game is silly and arbitrary, but no more silly and arbitrary than the way it used to be, or any other way it could be done that I can think of.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised so many people are picking them. The Phillies I could understand, but why do they think Texas is better than the Giants?

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 24, 2010 11:39 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

josh hamilton, mostly

Fun Fact: Jonathan Sanchez threw his first no-no on my 13th birthday.

by Ramah71 on Oct 24, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

They destroyed the Yankees. They are a hell of a team.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 24, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because the AL is so much better, Bengie would put up an .800 OPS no problem in the NL.

Wait…

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 24, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Rangers are a really good team. Their record is a little misleading because Josh Hamilton missed almost all of September.

Still, the Giants are a really good team too. I don’t see any way it’s not a close, hard-fought series.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Their record is also misleading because they didn’t have Cliff Lee all the way.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

plus they didnt have a full year of bengie

Fun Fact: Jonathan Sanchez threw his first no-no on my 13th birthday.

by Ramah71 on Oct 24, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also Bumgarner vs. Wellemeyer.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer is going to be key to the Giants in the World Series.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

KEY

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they’ve not been challenged in the division since like May.

by Timorous Me on Oct 24, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee will be pitching against Lincecum, and I think the Giants have the advantage with the other starters and the bullpen. I know Texas has a big offensive advantage, but I look for the Giants’ bats to wake up finally against the worst pitching they’ve seen this post season. No H2O or Lowe and Hudson after Lee. I like the Giants in six.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 24, 2010 12:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Worst pitching?

Maybe, but it’s easily the best pitching staff of the AL playoff teams. Maybe this is a power shift back to the NL (we did finally win the ASG after all!)

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Oct 24, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

CJ Wilson & Colby Lewis are also pretty good. They didn’t go that deep in most of the playoff games and can be a little wild, but those are both recipes for CGSOs against the Giants.

by peetah on Oct 24, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rangers have some very good hitters, coupled with some real out machines.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Oct 24, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree with the conclusion that Texas is clearly the top dog in this series, but Texas has at least two if not three good starters and a very potent lineup.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very good closer, too.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And so the Bengie Molina rips begin :)

I can’t wait

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Oct 24, 2010 11:37 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Did you know he played for the Giants this season?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

so either way, he gets a ring

Fun Fact: Jonathan Sanchez threw his first no-no on my 13th birthday.

by Ramah71 on Oct 24, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Anagram for Cody Ross: RODEO CLOWN

"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

by techsig12 on Oct 24, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

that just oozes of intimidation

Fun Fact: Jonathan Sanchez threw his first no-no on my 13th birthday.

by Ramah71 on Oct 24, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats the rumor

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Oct 24, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAY GESS WhAT THERES A STORY ABUT THIS

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=sh-molina102410

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 24, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, it's going to be a long series
Molina is regarded as a superior clutch hitter. He drove in at least 80 runs in each of his three full seasons

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 24, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

horrific
such a great AB by Ish too

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 24, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

There was too a huge uproar

in my living room!! I almost broke my beer bottle on my floor. That was an awful, awful call.

"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

by techsig12 on Oct 24, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I went nuts. Look at this.

Ruiz set up in the RH batters box and the pitch caught him on his left shoulder.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 24, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funnies part was the replay. The Pitch FX clearly showed it outside of the strike zone, but McCarver said “It’s right there.” Like it was down the pipe or something.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 24, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly is understating it

Holy craaaaaaaaaaaap, that thing was soooooooooooooooooooooooo far out

by Weltall on Oct 24, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe Kruk’s quote was, “Ishikawa got robbed of an at bat on that call.”

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Oct 24, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Ish has put some pretty good ABs from the pinch-hitter’s spot. Nate on the other hand…

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Oct 24, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate has not come through in any of his postseason ABs. I don’t expect to see him on the team next year, TBH.

Ish gets robbed of a walk (count was 3-2, right)? then Torres K’s (bork might have sac bunted in that situation, game tied in later innings). then Sanchez doubles easily to the wall… ill bet he scores on that hit. but that’s too many ifs.

all i know is that Ish got robbed of a walk and Sanchez doubled a batter later

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pours one out for Nate

I suspect he won’t be around either, which is sad.

I kind of hope Ishikawa isn’t either; I think he can still find playing time elsewhere and it’s silly to have such a great defender as a pinch-hitter. Maybe I should say “needless luxury”. I hope he gets plenty of chances and maybe a big fly in Texas this week.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 25, 2010 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nate and Ish are part of what makes this team so great, though…

very deep, versatile bench. The best PHI had to offer for a PH was Ben Francisco

by giant4life83 on Oct 25, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Ross Gload

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 25, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a fucking Yankees fan try to tell me that Joe Buck was a better announcer than Miller. He claimed Joe Buck knew more about baseball, only hours after Buck claimed that Torres was out on his bunt attempt because part of the batter’s box is in fair territory.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 24, 2010 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

ah, sunday morning humor

Fun Fact: Jonathan Sanchez threw his first no-no on my 13th birthday.

by Ramah71 on Oct 24, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck at his finest

(After Wilson was heard saying “UGLY FINDER!!!!!” to Affeldt after a foul ball almost hit him)

Joe Buck – “You hear Brian Wilson in the dugout saying ugly finder to the guy that almost got hit. An ugly finder is when the ball finds the ugliest guy in the dugout.”

Thanks Joe Buck, can you tell me how to put my pants on now?

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 24, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

my friends back in NYC

tell me all the Yankees banners were taken down once Texas went 3-1.
The Giants have the best announcing crew, period.
Although, despite the Dodgers being evil, Vin Scully is the best I’ve ever heard. Plus he started in Brooklyn , where I lived for 18 years, and was raised a Giants fan.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Oct 24, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scully was raised a Giants fan.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Oct 24, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even worse.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson after the game:
‎"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Oct 24, 2010 11:42 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

And another choice Wilson quote:

When asked about what he was going to do now that the Giants are going to the World Series:

“Probably rage, get minimal sleep, and do it again.”

Aubrey Huff:

“It’s gonna get weird tonight…:

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Oct 24, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the full quote. I didn't record the interview and couldn't remember it word for word

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s up on CSN Bay Area too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian is the best interview in baseball

I don’t think I’ve ever heard him resort to platitudes and cliches.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

“You can’t become a ninja, but it took me twelve minutes.”

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That throw was pathetic.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 24, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

The best thing that has happened for the 49ers this season...

San Francisco Giants, 2010 National League Champions.

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 24, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay classy you dodger fan fucks...

mobile.truebluela.com/2010/10/23/1770391/congratulations-san-francisco-giants-2010-nl-champions

by skilletboy on Oct 24, 2010 11:45 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

lol Dodgers fans

let them be mad. I enjoyed watching them lose to the Phillies the last two years.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

I’d be fucking pissed if this we in reverse. But it’s not!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 24, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

were in reverse

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 24, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

PR is unsurprisingly mad too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

VAPORS!

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shocker

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 24, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

GLB hasn't updated since October 21st

Their latest comment was from a spambot.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like they’ve totally died.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you imagine if MCC went three days without a post?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Presumably this would be after all the True Believers were raptured.

It’s especially weird because there were a lot of people there during the season.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it would spontaneously combust.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 24, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OPEN OH GOD GRANT IS DEAD ISN’T HE OH SHIT HOWIE SINCE YOU’RE ALREADY OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE PLEASE FIND OUT WHAT’S GOING ON THREAD

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 24, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe it’s been three days since anyone has even made a comment.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Newest fanshot: 3 days ago
Newest fanpost: 6 days ago

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last legit comment I can find: yesterday

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Open I'm Calling The Police For A Welfare Check On Grant's Hoiuse Thread

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the world would end.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even McC Premium?

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

xanthan is a mod on Gaslamp Ball!?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

McC must launch an investigation committee. I nominate xanthan to head this committee.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 24, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classic Mondogarage, now that I check
I won’t be tipping my cap to them.
Bunch of whiny ass douchenozzle roid-coddling crybabies.

Go Rangers.

too bad the meteor couldn’t come throguh.

So let’s just win 12 more games next year, mmmkay?
Will the Gints complain about the non-humidor balls in Citizens Bank Ballpark when they lose there, too?
by Mondogarage on Oct 24, 2010 10:00 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am endlessly amused by how angry they still are over the humidor thing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, apparently they call Brian Wilson “PornBeard.”

Which is fine but…huh? Are dyed-black crazy beards popular in porn, or what? I had never heard of such a thing.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They fear it might be true.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bearded porn dudes

Always need to wash their beard clean after the shoot.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Oct 24, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since the Dodgers/Giants moved West in 1958 one thing has been a constant. The Dodgers have won World Championships, the Giants have not

I’m reminded of A’s fans here: it seems a little silly to call something that last happened 22 years ago a “constant.”

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

A constant fading memory

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Word….

I used to be good…

by skilletboy on Oct 24, 2010 11:54 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yes, Dodgers and A's fans

Clinging to two-decade old championships because they haven’t been able to win a pennant, in, well, 20+ years.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 24, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh, yes

The Notre Dame complex.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did get a laugh from this

The guy was responding to somebody saying we have lame fans and don’t care about baseball:

I appreciate the total lack of Giants fans posting snide comments over here as if we somehow had something to do with it.

So thank you, MCC readers. Enjoy the world series, and go fuck yourselves.

I don’t always walk, but when I do, it’s into Mordor.
by G.Scott on Oct 23, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, this TBLA post just confuses me
Fuck the Giants.
Fuck the Giants.
Fuck the Giants.
Fuck the Giants.
Fuck the Giants.
Fuck the Giants.
Fuck the Giants.

I normally will not root for a team that never has won the ring to win it, but obviously this year is the exception. I do not care if it takes 4,5,6, or 7 (although seeing the Rangers celebrate in Frisco would be nice) just do it Texas. GO RANGERS and

Fuck the Giants.

02-13-2011
by MammothDodger on Oct 24, 2010 10:45 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs

I get hating the Giants – he’s a Dodger fan, that’s his job, well done. But “I normally will not root for a team that never has won the ring to win it” – huh? What’s that? You don’t want to see a long-suffering fanbase with whom you have no particular grudge to finally get the satisfaction of a World Series ring? That’s…strange. And kind of assholish.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LA-ish

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s probably afraid the Dodgers will eventually become the team with the longest drought.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 24, 2010 12:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I like this comment.

http://www.truebluela.com/2010/10/23/1770391/congratulations-san-francisco-giants-2010-nl-champions#50152447

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 24, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WEST COAST FOREVER, EAST COAST NEVER!

WIGGUM FOREVER, BARNEY NEVER!

by BeatLA55 on Oct 24, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

MadBum is such a badass

From Baggs’ game story in the Merc:

The rookie pulled a great escape in both of his innings and kept his cool after a leadoff double in the sixth to Raul Ibañez, who advanced on a sacrifice bunt.

“I walk over, and he says, ’I’m going to strike this guy out, and we’re out of this thing,’” first baseman Aubrey Huff said. “He does, and it’s amazing how calm he is.”

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 11:50 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

We used to call Timmy a cyborg, but I think MadBum is the real robot. How is he so composed for a 21 year old? What the hell?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

RESISTANCE IS USELESS! MADBUM IS THE BORG!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy has shown a bit too much emotion of late to be a robot. He’s the kid, MadBum’s the cyborg.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 24, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, I'm sure Beau Mills was calm also

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 24, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

But were Jason Heyward and Rick Porcello calm?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was visibly shaken when we passed on Mills

What a maroon!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 24, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I’m freaking out about Torres. He was in 6 win superstar outfielder mode.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 24, 2010 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

lets trade for holliday

Fun Fact: Jonathan Sanchez threw his first no-no on my 13th birthday.

by Ramah71 on Oct 24, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

obligatory LOL MITCH WILLIAMS

http://khtk.cbslocal.com/2010/10/18/mitch-williams-predicts-an-nlcs-winner/

I like the part where he says the only way for the Giants to win is to get big hits with RISP.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Also, he says he’s rooting for the Rangers because they ignore pitch counts.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least he knows the World Series is coming up

I halfway expected him to say the Phillies would come back and win the series in 9 games.

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 24, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit at Rangers' splits

Hamilton
Home: .390/.438/.750
Away: .267/.324/.480

Cruz
Home: .371/.423/.675
Away: .267/.324/.480

Vlad
Home: .315/.354/.527
Away: .284/.336/.461

Kinsler
Home: .319/.443/.438
Away: .257/.322/.388

Young
Home: .307/.361/.509
Away: .260/.299/.380

Molina
Home: .213/.245/.247
Away: .267/.313/.395

by kingofthacove on Oct 24, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

lol bengie

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT HES GOOD WITH PITCHERS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 24, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT HE’S GOOD WITH PITCHERS CHEESEBURGERS

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 24, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie's splits mean nothing

He’s playing at home the whole series.

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 24, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie can do the splits?

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 24, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This series will be a lot like playing the Rockies.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Oct 24, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

noooooooo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

My soul just shriveled slighty.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another small stadium?

They gonna get AT&T’d…

by skilletboy on Oct 24, 2010 11:55 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

/Josh Hamilton triples to right center

:(

"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

by techsig12 on Oct 24, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Josh Hamilton is my favorite non-Giant

I can’t wait to hate him!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 24, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rangers are my favorite non-Giant team.

I live in Texas and everyone I know are Ranger fans. They are absolutely ecstatic right now. But I have worn my Giants cap all throughout the playoffs. The friendly “hey man I hope the Giants stick it to those east coast douche bags!” has turned into “Fuck you San Fran you’re goin down” very quickly. But I’m lovin it.

"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

by techsig12 on Oct 24, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

beautiful

the way team fandom ought to be

by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 24, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least

they’re not calling it Frisco

by DogtownJ on Oct 24, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Frisco IS in Texas.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUMIDOR

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 24, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

and they’re 5-1 in road playoff games so far. 3 of those were Cliff Lee starts, though.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

which means their pitchers are better than we thought they are?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 24, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how good you thought they were, but their pitching is pretty damn good.

by kingofthacove on Oct 24, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

by techsig12 on Oct 24, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's a great quote, wow

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 24, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 24, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then you BEAT THEY ASS!!!

by skilletboy on Oct 24, 2010 12:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

A Giants player quoting Ghandi in his tweets

My brain just exploded.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt's twitter is like no other MLB player's

Lot of inspirational quotes mixed in with promotion of the anti-human-trafficking charity he works with. It’s refreshing.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Relevant to the religion discussion the other day, there’s an interesting post on his blog about his thoughts on Evangelism in baseball. He basically says that he tries to present himself as a righteous person but he doesn’t think that most baseball-related situations are an appropriate place to evangelize because he recognizes that it can be seen as offensive by some people, so he saves explicit religious talk for what he thinks are the appropriate situations.

Although I’ve said I don’t particularly care if players thank God in their post-game interviews, I thought it was a really cool and thoughtful position for him to take.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I miss some inflammatory comments, or was it just deleted because of the topic? It was civilized when I was there.

by Cookyman on Oct 24, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t even know it was hidden, to be honest.

But I understand why it was, because it did get fairly heated at times.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. Maybe I missed it. I made my comments, left, and when I came back it was all gone.

by Cookyman on Oct 24, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh No!

I missed it. :(

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just read a short story

from 1933, called ‘Gandhi at the Bat’, where Babe Ruth convinces Gandhi to bat for the Yankees vs. the Athletics. He is 66, white-robed, and sandaled.. The Babe eggs him on, and he gets an inside-the park home run.
It’s in ‘The Armchair Book of Baseball’, which is a great compendium.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Oct 24, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reading his blog, he genuinely seems like a really good guy. He’s sort of the anti-Pierzynski.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you expect anything less from a member of this glorious baseball team?

"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

by techsig12 on Oct 24, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt’s a pretty smart, thoughtful guy.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I like the guy a lot, until last night, when I absolutely LOVED him.

Excerpt from JoePos article:

“You stay here,” bullpen coach Mark Gardner told Affeldt. “You warm up.”

So he did, and the Philadelphia fans were, it’s fair to say, less than impressed with Affeldt’s choice.

“They yelled a lot of things,” Affeldt said. “Apparently, I’m a bit feminine.”

But he warmed up and when the non-fight was over, he was called in to pitch. First and second. Nobody out. Tie score. And Ryan Howard was up for the Phillies.

“Keep this thing close,” Affeldt would remember manager Bruce Bochy telling him. “Because we’re going to win this game.”

I’m looking forward to when they film this scene for the 2010 Giants biopic, and Tobey Maguire plays Affeldt.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And apparently he says he owes his career to all of Pos’s articles about him back in the day in the K.C. Star.

by Timorous Me on Oct 24, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

"They yelled a lot of things," Affeldt said. "Apparently, I’m a bit feminine."

Then those were two awesomely feminine scoreless innings he pitched.

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 24, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

Jeremy Affeldt

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a badass picture of MadBum

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

needs more FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 24, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

sl

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is almost a smirking FFFFFFFFFF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum haz gunz.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 24, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE PIC CHOP!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Oct 24, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANKS DJP!

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

He looks great. Very handsome.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 24, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like Rohlinger

by TBRMKane on Oct 24, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a pretty good looking guy.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 24, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. He’s a guy who’s really grown on me over the past year.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This picture is the best!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to know everything about this moment. I laugh my ass off every time it gets posted.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 24, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how a guy who always looks so somber looks so FFFFFFFF in an instant.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SHIT
About a week ago, we reported that Paramount Pictures has made offers to producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Tony Scott to develop a sequel to “Top Gun.” Now, during his press rounds for “Unstoppable,” Scott not only confirmed that he has already signed on for the film, but revealed a few of his ideas.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 24, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

....

But what does Kenny Loggins think?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 24, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the F-14’s are gone….who will carry the sequel?

by dougsaucy on Oct 24, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confirmed

Giants are still National League champions. Updates as they become available.

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 24, 2010 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: WTF

How are the Browns beating the Saints 20-3 in New Orleans right now?

LOL NFL PARITY

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously...

i just got fucked in survival football..

You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk

by LostHawkGSW on Oct 24, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last Night

I wore my Lincecum jersey out to the bars in Milwaukee. I had around twenty people congratulate me, a few take photos with me, and even got a handshake from a guy wearing a Phillies jersey. I can’t believe how stoked people outside of the Bay Area are to see the Giants make it this far. People kept coming up and telling me how amazing this all is. So incredibly awesome.

by MidKnight on Oct 24, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

\o/

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome story!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 24, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

good moves all

life’s too short and the Giants are awesome

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 24, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s great on a whole bunch of levels.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 24, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is something incredibly liberating and uplifting when YOURTEAM wins and the bigger the win the bigger the feeling. Of course, when the team loses (I can’t speak for you) I get pretty freaking grumpy and a bit of a jerk.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Oct 24, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MATT MOORE!!!

Ray MacDonald TD

play of the year

by kingofthacove on Oct 24, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

ahh yeahhhhhhhh!

only because i wasn’t around to post last night

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Oct 24, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum vs. Kuchiki Byakuya

[/endridiculouslevelsofnerdiness]

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 24, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Oct 24, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s so bishonen, whole flowers show up in his presence.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 24, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy throws a changeup, and doves fly by in the background.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 24, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 24, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice. Great artwork.

translation?

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Oct 24, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just “Tim Lincecum” in katakana.

by Natto on Oct 24, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew my post would be like a Natto bat signal. Very nice

by apistat on Oct 24, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s standing behind Timmy?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda doesn’t look like him.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

classic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very nice.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 24, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great, great work.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 25, 2010 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Strangely

I feel the happiest for Timmy and Matt the most because they’ve had to carry so much of the team on their arms. Not to mention because we’ve all worried that they’d waste their glory years here due to a lack of offense and they’d run out of here so fast when their contract was up just so could they can play on a team that could give them run support.

I also can’t help think that between the pitchers, Posey, and hopefully Panda that this is only the start of a really good run.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2010 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain's sad life

2005 Giants: 75-87
2006 Giants: 76-85
2007 Giants: 71-91
2008 Giants: 72-90
2009 Giants: 88-74
2010 Giants: NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONS.

My Son
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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it is wonderful to see brilliant pitching actually get rewarded. After last season, you’d start to think that Lincecum might have been wondering how many Cy Youngs he’d have to win before he got to go to the playoffs, and if he’d be tempted to find a team that could get him there when he had the chance. A World Series appearance (and hopefully more) may do a lot to keep some guys in a Giants uniform.

by Seasick fish on Oct 24, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

One wonders what Matt really thinks about all the Cain’ing but I don’t see Timmy as taking not winning and not having run support really well. Dude’s too good not to get anywhere near a Series and Matt has too much karma coming to him to not get anywhere near a Series. And it’s been great watching Matt getting credit for how good he’s been.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am loving the shit out of this brunch.

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by satyricrash on Oct 24, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

So would you guess that Cain will be the number 2 pitcher again?

Seems to make sense, especially since game 2 will be at AT&T… What do you guys think?

Also, does anyone know anything about the Rangers Ballpark? Is it more pitching-oriented or can we expect DINGERZ?

by sbrody on Oct 24, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain may even start Game 1.

The Ballpark in Arlington (is it still called that?) is as hitter friendly as they come.

by garbanzo24 on Oct 24, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It had 1.091 park factor this season, 6th in baseball. It’s a notorious hitters park, especially in the heat.

by Tynan on Oct 24, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you have to. If you start him in Game 3, he’s going to have like a week and a half off between starts.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But after last night, do you want Sanchez in G3 and then possibly G7?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still trust Sanchez. We wouldn’t be here without him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but I’ve seen pitchers lose it early but I’ve never seen them lose it so much they almost start a bench clearing brawl just by mouthing off. He was a mess last night and he makes much much more nervous than he did before.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was getting seriously fucked with by the ump. Seeing strike after strike called a ball really threw him off.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 24, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really wasn’t. He just was not throwing strikes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikeone was pretty decent, he got a few that should’ve been strikes but it wasn’t like game 2 at all. And when he was missing it was by a lot.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 24, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Cain 1, 4, 7

Lincecum 2, 6
Sanchez 3
Bumgarner 5

by garbanzo24 on Oct 24, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be cool with this.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not Lincecum in game one? He threw, what, 15 pitches?

by Cookyman on Oct 24, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was his day to throw on the side anyway.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I don’t see what’s the problem.

by Cookyman on Oct 24, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

right

and if he hadn’t thrown yesterday, game 1 would be on 6 days rest.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

if we go Lincecum in game one, then Cain, Sanchez, and Bumgarner, we can have Matt totally avoid pitching in Arlington, which might be nice.

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by Smoke on the Water on Oct 24, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 24, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, we have our best pitcher pitching 3 games instead of two.

by Cookyman on Oct 25, 2010 5:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cain in either game 1 or 2

Lincecum in the other…

Bochy may even want to think about Bumgarner in game 3 (but I would stick with Sanchez and hope)

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by Smoke on the Water on Oct 24, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very good Jayson Stark piece on the Giants

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/playoffs/2010/columns/story?columnist=stark_jayson&id=5722446

Best quote:

And by Wednesday, you no doubt will be hearing talk that they don’t belong in the same October telecast with the Texas Rangers, either. But if you want to write off these San Francisco Giants in this World Series they’re about to play in, we’re warning you:
That just means they’ll have you right where they want you — again.

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by the guy on Oct 24, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I love how so many people seem to think the Giants don’t have a chance because the Rangers are a hot team coming of a series where they pitched and hit very well against a great opponent.

I wonder where I’ve heard that before…

by apistat on Oct 24, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the Giants didn’t hit very well vs the Phillies.

That said, the Phillies pitching is just a tad bit better than the Yankees pitching.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

And just like "The Giants won't be able to beat Roy Halladay"

Now it’s “The Giants won’t be able to beat Cliff Lee.” Except hammering the strike zone is possibly the worst way to attack the Giants hitters. I don’t think it’s entirely out of the question to expect the Giants free-swingers to run into a couple against Lee.

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by the guy on Oct 24, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

Lewis & Wilson are a little wilder, though, which scares me to no end.

by peetah on Oct 24, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

those are the guys who the Giants need to be patient with.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did a nice job the last few nights of mostly being patient and getting a lot of pitches out of Halladay and Oswalt and getting them out by the 6th inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. Let’s hope it continues…

by peetah on Oct 24, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then there’s the Giants weird and long-standing ability to hit great pitchers well but hack it up against crappy slop pitchers.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rangers don’t have any crappy slop pitchers, so that’s good.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

All their pitchers>All our pitchers

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean no offense

But I’d rather have Cliff in one game than Tim.

But their 2 – 3? I’ll take ours, please, on the condition that we don’t get wild Jonathan.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree

the staff that was primed to give our offense the most fits was the braves and they did. Lots of sinking stuff outside the zone. Roy Halladay, on the other hand, pounded the strike zone and did ok, but not nearly as amazingly well as he’s done in the past.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 24, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying not to worry too much about the Torres injury before we know more, but how many injuries will it take to get players to stop taking totally unnecessary slides into first?

by Seasick fish on Oct 24, 2010 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s slower, it can hurt you…but it shows so much grit and hussle!

Ugh.

by Tynan on Oct 24, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man

The niners are on their way to another terrible loss.

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by scout6 on Oct 24, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

thankfully, the Giants are making it very easy to forget about the 49ers.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

they find a way to lose

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 24, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now maybe some of those asshats who wanted to bench Alex in favor of David Carr will STFU

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 24, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think people are just frustrated with how poorly Alex Smith has played

by kingofthacove on Oct 24, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before bitching about the starter, you better have a better option

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 24, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t see how that is relevant. If Alex Smith sucks, then he sucks.

by kingofthacove on Oct 24, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but he's also much >>>>>> the available options

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by ToddCommish on Oct 24, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, Alex Smith should be starting on the 49ers, considering the options.

Yes, Alex Smith isn’t very good.

by kingofthacove on Oct 24, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like we’ll be able to draft someone good, though.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be nice to draft a good coach too...

Since Singletary is now dead man walking.

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by ToddCommish on Oct 24, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

there seem to be some good ones available (cough, Gruden, cough, Harbaugh, cough). at this rate, Sing won’t last the season.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe we can hire one who actually considers offensive strategy to be an important part of his job.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Oct 24, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's had his moments

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Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 24, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

wondering if there’s a way to leave Singletary in London

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there was an NLCS game seven today, Fox would be talking about how a Giants pennant win would serve as some small consolation for the 49ers’ loss.

by Seasick fish on Oct 24, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Iggles got creamed so it would probably would have gone the other way. God, sports radio in Philly is going to be UGLY this week.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HERE'S WHERE DAVID CARR SHOWS WHY HE SHOULD BE STARTING? RIGHT GUYS?

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by scout6 on Oct 24, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Has Cliff Lee ever had a half decent PO start?

his numbers are redonculous

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by slackersphere17 on Oct 24, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

pretty sure i'm gonna get a giants tattoo.

suggestions?

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by Hummbaby711 on Oct 24, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster Posey in the outfit of Zeus holding two lightning bolts. On your ass.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

mein gott

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

tempting.

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by Hummbaby711 on Oct 24, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds just about perfect.

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by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get a beard tattooed on your face!!

by kimmyg on Oct 24, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody going to head out to the park to welcome home the troops?

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m seriously tempted to go.

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Oct 24, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If my parents weren’t coming to visit me in half an hour, I’d be there!

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

URIBE JUST HIT IT OUT ON MLB NETWORK!!!!!!

JAZZ HANDS!!!

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by ToddCommish on Oct 24, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Last night my roommate drove me to a donut shop half an hour away that opens at 1am while I was drunk. we listened to the midnight replay on the way there andd back. it was amazing

by JonDowd on Oct 24, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL YANKEES

Cliff Lee stated last night that he would find it harder to leave Texas should they win the WS. So not only did he bounce the Yankees from the playoffs, but they may have lost a foothold on signing him.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=jp-leealcsgamesix102310

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by scout6 on Oct 24, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Err, 2 nights ago.

Not last night.

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by scout6 on Oct 24, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s see if he says that after the Yankees offer him an extra 20 million.

by kingofthacove on Oct 24, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly. there are ways around those thoughts.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

20? I see the Yankees basically giving him a blank check and letting him fill in the amount. Everybody says crap like that just up until they sign with another team for the money.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t a Yankees fan throw a beer at him as he was leaving the stadium? That would be worth an extra 5 mil to me.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Oct 24, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Start with the beard, end with the beard.

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by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I think it would take Timmy 10 years to grow out a beard

by TBRMKane on Oct 24, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s got a terrible attempt at a soul patch going right now.

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by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d like no tomorrow

by TBRMKane on Oct 24, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

:’)

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Oct 24, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

D'OH

I posted this in the wrong thread by mistake, and wondered why nobody replied…

so, several years ago I was wondering about the various World Series droughts, so I did a little research and made a list
I’ve kept it updated through the years. There are probably some minor year-or-two errors here and there, but anyway:

1) New York Yankees – 0 years
2) Philadelphia Phillies – 1 year
3) Boston Red Sox – 2 years
4) St. Louis Cardinals – 3 years
3) Chicago White Sox – 4 years
4) Florida Marlins – 6 years
5) Anaheim Angels – 7 years
6) Arizona Diamondbacks – 8 years
8) Atlanta Braves – 14 years
9) Toronto Blue Jays – 16 years
10) Minnesota Twins – 18 years
11) Cincinnati Reds – 19 years
12) Oakland A’s – 20 years
13) Los Angeles Dodgers – 21 years
14) New York Mets – 23 years
15) Kansas City Royals – 24 years
16) Detroit Tigers – 25 years
17) Baltimore Orioles – 26 years
19) Pittsburgh Pirates – 30 years
20) San Francisco Giants – 55 years
21) Cleveland Indians – 61 years
22) Chicago Cubs – 101 years
X) Texas Rangers – Never (49 years)
X) Houston Astros – Never (48 years)
X) Milwaukee Brewers – Never (41 years)
X) Washington Nationals – Never (41 years)
X) San Diego Padres – Never (41 years)
X) Seattle Mariners – Never (33 years)
X) Colorado Rockies – Never (17 years)
X) Tampa Bay Devil Rays – Never (12 years)

Here’s hoping we move from the bottom of the list to the top!

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

and then I replied to myself
The Royals, Seattle Pilots (now Milwaukee Brewers), Montreal Expos (now Washington Nationals), and Padres were all founded the same year in a four-team expansion year. The four franchises have combined to win ONE World Series in 164 years. And two of the teams have moved. Not a good expansion year, apparently!

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silence!

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get the importance of his wrist making an obtuse angle

by snafu on Oct 24, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

angles, who knows....
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“‘Everybody’s screaming, I’ve got a catcher running at me with a fist, all angles,’ Wilson said.”

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 24, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhhhhhhh gotcha

by snafu on Oct 24, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

that word bubble

never a truer one.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 24, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

but, Cubs win, Cubs win.....

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 24, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Surprised he even swung the bat 2-1, I was thinking they were just gonna let him straight take until 2 strikes, then hope Lidge threw a slider in the dirt.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 24, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Kurkjian on the Giants:

“They are not a good defensive team. They aren’t a patient team at the plate. They don’t steal bases. They can hit home runs from No. 1 to No. 8 in the order, but otherwise, they aren’t a particularly good offensive team. So, how do they win? They are a tough, gritty team that is all about character, diverse personalities and great starting pitching. Outside of their rotation, they are a collection of misfits, outcasts and waiver claims.”

by D4P on Oct 24, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Outside of their rotation, they are a collection of misfits, outcasts and waiver claims.

Buster Posey: chopped liver.

He WAS a 50th round draft pick, I guess.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He WAS a 50th round draft pick, I guess.
True story, by the way

. 1496th overall, out of 1501 picks!

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he were pitching for the Angels, the Rangers would not be in the World Series.

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by NuschlerFace on Oct 24, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW ORIGINAL

I HAD NOT HEARD THE TEAM DISCUSSED IN THIS MANNER BEFORE. KUDOS TO YOU MR NAME I DO NOT CARE TO PRONOUNCE, WITH ANALYSIS SUCH AS THIS YOU WILL SURELY SKYROCKET TO THE TOP IN THIS, THE BUSINESS OF SPORTS WRITING COVERAGE.

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by scout6 on Oct 24, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are a good defensive team though.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

1st in the MLB in team UZR/150.

by D4P on Oct 24, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Kurkjian cares not what type of gun they carry.

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by scout6 on Oct 24, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's just using lazy observation.

You wouldn’t expect a team with a bunch of LOLFAT and LOLSLOW to be this good at D.

by garbanzo24 on Oct 24, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t one season of UZR data not terribly useful?

by Seasick fish on Oct 24, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a single player, sure.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

adding up all of the players combined and its like nine seasons worth of data, very useful.

by sleeknerve on Oct 24, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you take each player at 2-3 years of UZR, it’s still pretty above-average. Especially the OF, with Torres covering a bit for Burrell.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 24, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And 2nd only to Texas in Park-Adjusted Defensive Efficiency (according to Baseball Prospectus)…

by Tynan on Oct 24, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone on ESPN thinks our D sucks.

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by Azmanz on Oct 24, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure can't compete with those Phillies or Braves...

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by ToddCommish on Oct 24, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone everywhere seems to think the Giants defense sucks.

Although I’m not sure why. Laziness, I assume.

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by the guy on Oct 24, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

not everyone

Just the ones who won’t even look at the numbers. Yes, the park is somewhat friendly to defense, but the team’s efficiency at turning balls in play into outs on the road is pretty okay itself.

by wcw on Oct 24, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe they only watched NLCS game 5?

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are a tough, gritty team that is all about character, diverse personalities and great starting pitching.

If this is the key to winning, why not acquire players through an online dating site or something? Find the guys who have engaging personalities, can really make you laugh, and maybe find a few who still read in this day and age, and the runs will surely follow!

by Seasick fish on Oct 24, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scouting through EHarmony. I like it.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds like a team I should totally hate.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's idiosyncracy inside!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 24, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/immediately sets to work writing a sitcom pilot

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 24, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quirky castoffs, FTW!

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 24, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got annoyed by Rollins walk. Again.

by Every6thDay on Oct 24, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I have to miss the first two-thirds (at least) of Game 3 to go to jponry’s school’s Homecoming. What the actual fuck.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Fremont?

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Fuck your shitty school.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of them, I think.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone schedules Lynbrook because we suck! 18 straight homecoming losses.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We weren’t bad when i was on the Team, Granted it wasn’t because of me, but our star player plays for air-force now we went 6-4 4-6 and 5-5

Beat the Shit out of Monta Vista and Cupertino on their homecoming my Senior Year.

by panda revival on Oct 24, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-5 was the year before I came to Lynbrook, but I can’t recall a 6-4 season.

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was my JV year. So i guess it doesn’t count for much.. Still it was a fun year

by panda revival on Oct 24, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I got to be on a 7-3 JV team my freshman year. We all figured we’d be great two years later on varsity, but, lo and behold, that team is currently 2-5.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

its an entirely different game once you move up to varsity.
Number one, the game moves so much faster
Number two, the passing game has to be used so much more
Number three, Counters and things dont work nearly as much at the varsity level, due to speed and discipline.

You do have a great chance of going 5-5. Your hardest games are out the way. Look at the schedule. You have fremont, cupertino, and monta vista left. All very winnable games.
You just had the misfortune that Saratoga and Los Altos got sent back down to El Camino League, and Coach W scheduled Harker instead of Yerba Buena.

by panda revival on Oct 24, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’d still be surprised if we had a losing season this year. We should’ve won the Harker game, but the referees were brutal.

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol u

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every time the announcer makes a score update, it will make me more angry that I’m not able to be there. Thank God for four-hour playoff baseball.

Maybe I’ll sneak a radio in my helmet.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

On Fremont On

We are the Indians, brave and strong…
On down the field, for we will never ever yield
We’re gonna fight to the end… forever ready to defend
Indian red, let it be said,
Forever ever ever Fremont High

Class of ’80 rules!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 24, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t remember a time when they were the Indians.

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Young whippersnappers!

Turn that music down!

And get off my lawn!

Signed,
Class of 1980, Fremont High

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 24, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that team homecoming at AT&T

Is that likely to be something where the players hang around for a bit and celebrate, or is it more likely that it will it be a few waves, a few high fives, a few autographs, and then they shuffle out of the rain and into the park?

by Seasick fish on Oct 24, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

So

Am I really going to probably have to pay $400 each for tickets to the WS? It’s been my Dad’s dream to go and I could see in his eyes he REALLY wants to go so bad but I know we can’t afford it. Where else but stubhub can I get tickets. And can scalpers be trusted outside the park?

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 24, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I heard it was $400 for standing room only. I can’t believe I paid only $145 for view reserved in ‘02. Inflation’s a bitch.

by TBRMKane on Oct 24, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it's ridiculous

Tickets are $400 in Texas too, we were kind of considering going to Texas to see them play because accomodations are cheaper than in SF. Except the drive is going to be a bitch.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 24, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about maybe trying scalpers as they might be cheaper and I got good tix that way for the ’02 NLCS

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would but IDK if my dad would want to drive 8 hours on hopes that we’d get a good deal from a scalper.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 24, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say that’s a pretty good reason not to try a scalper.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol $20,000

really? Who with that much cabbage in their wallet is going to use stubhub?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 24, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

LOL stubhub cheapskate sellers adding the $8 on top of the $400 so they don’t go out of pocket!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 24, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH HAI GUYZ

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Oct 24, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

HAI DJP

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 24, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAI!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Oct 24, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUP

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLATE

NOTHIN

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Oct 24, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

LOL LATE

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I TOOK A NAP. SORRY.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Oct 24, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS A NAP. THAT CONCEPT IS FOREIGN TO ME.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIGURE IT OUT, CHOP.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Oct 24, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

COLLEGES NEED NAP TIME, JUST SAYING.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AGREE. TOO BAD IT’S NOT A CLASS.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Oct 24, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT. THAT WOULD BE AN AWESOME CLASS.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’D GET A + IN THAT CLASS.

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL COLLEGE

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’LL BE THERE SOON, YOUNG MAN.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or will I?

Nah, I will.

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the system’s fault. Fuck the system.

The system is not to be confused with The Machine.

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://deadspin.com/5671927/

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by cheno on Oct 24, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Deadspin, classy as always.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I know who the person in that photo is.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here is a better Deadspin article

http://deadspin.com/5671973/wikipedias-world-series-schedule-turned-into-a-homo-andor-facial+hair-joke

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by scout6 on Oct 24, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

The term LOL gets thrown around a lot in these parts, often used as a form of what some call sarchasm. But I am seriously laughing out loud at the Chargers right now.

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by cheno on Oct 24, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re confusing sarcasm and the sarchasm. Unless I’m being chasm’d.

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was actually intentional. However, I have indeed misspelled sarcasm multiple times in situations where I should not have misspelled it, and it’s all y’alls fault.

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by cheno on Oct 24, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and this is awkward...

I checked my Giant Blackberry app and it says the Giants’ next game is in the World Series. Must be a glitch.

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by cheno on Oct 24, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Jim McLennan continues to pursue his ridiculous point

That’s the good thing about baseball: in a 162-game season, you have to be really bad not to taste victory sixty times in a year [coughPiratescough], so that gives even the most-“tortured” fan [and not in the ludicrous Giants sense of the word], plenty of moments to enjoy.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Fans of a team that won a World Series like three years into their existence are really not qualified to talk about torture.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Verily!

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. I do not feel bad for D-Backs fans. They already have a title and they still don’t go to their team’s games.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, looking over there now

This Jim McLennan character seems to hate us, which is fun, since, unlike PR and TBLA, I don’t think we even realize he exists.

That was satisfying
The angst over at MCC is almost as good. I didn’t see the end of the game, only up until Buster "Rookie of the Year" Posey grounded into a double play with the bases-loaded. I then bailed for AMC’s Hammer Movie marathon, so was delighted to see the Braves had pulled it off when I checked the score later. Giants need to win in Atlanta, and that’s not so easy.

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Padres record the rest of the season: 27-28
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by Jim McLennan on Oct 9, 2010 9:37 AM PDT reply actions
I just had to pop into McC
And see what they think. Here is a good summary

OMFG

I MISSED ALL OF THE FIRST TEN MINUTES AND WHAT THE ****ITY **** IS GOING ON GUILLEN YOU SUCK SUCK SUCK PLEASE GET THE **** OFF THE ROSTER AND **** IT I’M GONNA PLAY BOARDGAMES INSTEAD OF WATCHING THIS GAME.
“It’s not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It’s the hope I can’t stand.” — Brian Stimpson
by Jim McLennan on Aug 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT actions
I think
All the wit, humor and charm of the entire McC community must have got transferred into Grant somehow…

“It’s not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It’s the hope I can’t stand.” — Brian Stimpson
by Jim McLennan on Aug 28, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up actions

DBackSkins also trashed us in late September, which is obnoxious because I remember him showing up here from time to time in the past, and people always been really gracious to him. Oh well.

I also learned, from perusing AZ Snakepit, that MCC only does series previews/GDTs/postgame threads, but never longer articles. Okay…

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Context is necessary for the last one, because otherwise it seems like he realizes how witty, funny and charming we are.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

In fact, he’s saying Grant’s funny, but the rest of us are ugly, dumb, loud buffoons.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think that we should let go of Grant and sign Jeff Sullivan this off-season.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

His bloated contract prevents us from signing some of the better free agent posters, like Xeifrank or Roxgirl.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear victor frankenstein’s on the market. He might be worth a look as a lower-tier poster.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can always call up Bay City Ball from AA.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I don’t think Bay City Ball’s cutting it at AA. It ought to be demoted to AAA.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m worried that could set back his development. He’s already writing for ESPN.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but I think that he’s overvalued at this point. It might be best to try to sell high on him and deal him elsewhere.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a point.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I am not loud!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 24, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t stand the guy.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 24, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact: he’s a goddamn whiner.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 24, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, it’s cute how he wants people to pay attention to the Diamondbacks in their period of utter irrelevance.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What period is that, 1998-2010?

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well. 2001 was kinda neat for them.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OldHossRadbourn Old Hoss Radbourn
I do not know what this exotic “Velveeta” is, but I do know that B. Zito is a pretty awful base ball player.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 24, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

So… Chris Ray gets a WS ring either way as well?

by The Franchise on Oct 24, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m seriously considering driving to the Bay Area to get a taste of the atmosphere during the Series.

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by cheno on Oct 24, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too. Even if it would mean going AWOL from my life for a few days.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

TURN ON TUNE IN DROP OUT BOTTOMS UP

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

There is a guy on TBLA trying to argue the Giants Bullpen imploded last night.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 24, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

uhhhhhhh

Link?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the initial comment

and the one directly below was the funny man

http://www.truebluela.com/2010/10/23/1770391/congratulations-san-francisco-giants-2010-nl-champions#50153252

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 24, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cogent!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, I see

All those runs the bullpen gave up…

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by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like he’s making jazz hands when he hits a homer.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or any fly ball.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 24, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That, too.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any World Series without the Phillies is a good one, methinks.

For making that possible, here’s a link I think you’d like.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Oct 24, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Phillies fan here

stopping by to congratulate the Giants making it to the world Series. I posted here two days before the series started and said it would be a battle.. and it was. Too much excitement, and even though it didn’t turn out in our favor..it was still a good series. Good luck to you guys and we’ll see you next year.

by JoeBuckSUCKS on Oct 24, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Love your name.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

And I have to say, games four and six were great games. It’s easier to like them since my squadron won, but even if they had lost those two, I am pretty sure I would remember both as epic.

by wcw on Oct 24, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck does indeed suck!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 24, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you. I’ve read several gracious posts like yours from TGP. It’s nice to know you have so many good members.

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 24, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, thanks bud. TGP is great, and I’m sure the Phillies will be fighting again in the playoffs next year. It was a great series.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 24, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s beard fa-say!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 24, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

In your face Dr. Beardface!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 24, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're a couple of misfits...

Spotted elephant = Huff
Doll = Timmy
Airplane = Buster
Choo-choo with square wheels = Renteria

by Murray, Present on Oct 24, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

The airplane looks sad while the elephant looks confused. Timmy looks about right, lol.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 24, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just me or shouldn’t that elephant’s name be Aubrey?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So when are the WS rotations gonna be announced?

How do you think the Giants will roll? I still like going Timmy, Sanchez, Matt, MadBum … but I have to admit that Sanchez in Texas for Game 6 is a disturbing thought after the way he pitched against the Phillies.

by Sawtooth on Oct 24, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t either, but I kind of doubt Bochy would do that. It also seems kind of cruel to send Cain out there 3 times against Lee!

by Sawtooth on Oct 24, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doubt Lee pitches in game 4. If he didn’t last year, and he didn’t this year, I see no reason for that to change.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they didn’t pitch him on 3 days rest in the Rays’ series, and didn’t do it in the Yankees series, either. Now, he wasn’t getting 3 starts in either series regardless so it was kind of a moot point, but there were calls for it. He also didn’t pitch game 4 last year in the World Series.

I doubt Ryan is going to command Lee to start game 4 if Lee doesn’t especially want to.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only reason I’d prefer to see Sanchez pitch at home is b/c that may mean that Vlad doesn’t get to play or is in the OF. if he pitches in Texas, Vlad gets to DH. that said,

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

that said, that’s all I have to say.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the forecast for Wednesday?

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Mostly awesome with a chance of scattered afternoon veteran grit.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Partly cloudy — chance of rain.

Thu: cloudy chance of rain.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone going to the Warriors game on Wednesday?

by TBRMKane on Oct 24, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

who?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy and Sabean 4 lyfe

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 24, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

/Edgar Renteria given a three-year extension

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/weeps softly, knowing it will come to pass

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mets fan here

and I think I speak for all New York National League fans when I say the Giants are now completely forgiven for leaving NY, and I truly hope you guys win the World Series. 53 years is a long time to wait, and you guys deserve a title.

2009 Did Not Happen

by cjmulrain on Oct 24, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, what he said.....

congrats.

Bobby V. for manager, Wally B. for bench coach.

by fxcarden on Oct 24, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torture

The torture isn’t really about the long drought, or about the season W-L record. It’s about a team that rarely scores 4 runs. Even with 13 hits and an error handed to them, for example. Jon Miller had the most emphatic sigh after an inning ended with subpar run production last night. Hope it ends up on the KNBR promos.

by Bill Palmer on Oct 24, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

PSA

For those waiting at the park, the Giants’ flight hasn’t landed at SFO yet.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

…but has now.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson would totally do something like that. And I would follow him.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

I am laughing so hard right now!

Please never stop writing :)

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 24, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is so.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

But unfortunately, upon tasting the lardified Ratto, the shark spit him up, nearly unscathed.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd because it could really happen at any moment

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Buster Posey. Always a bullpen catcher.

by pwoper on Oct 24, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya lol

couldn’t fit him behind the dish.

by Stoney Montana on Oct 24, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta say

I loved reading through the ASG threads, with all the facetious comments about how the NL winning the game was vital so we could get home field advantage for the World Series.

I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE WE’RE IN THE WORLD SERIES OH MY GOD.

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by mymclife on Oct 24, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

lol rowand

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s adorkable!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 24, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it you and I that declared Rowand to be teh hawt, and got assailed from everyone else about it?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe my phrase was, “He oozes masculinity”. LOL!

and yes, there was some outrage. I don’t care. I love me some Rowand :)

I wore my Rowand jersey last night and I swear, it was good luck!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 24, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! That was you! I think that was the first time we really talked to one another. I still stand by the notion that Rowand is hot.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! We bonded over our appreciation of Rowand. That makes me smile :)

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 24, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need to get together sometime and just be awesome.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be epic.

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 24, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

hilarious

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Oct 24, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little Whiteside is cure.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

cute

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’d be great on the dance floor

by TBRMKane on Oct 24, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little Robert Smith Whiteside

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHIT WHITESIDE

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Oct 24, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where can i find the video of this!?

by OneLoveSF on Oct 24, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants beat the Phillies, 3-2, on Saturday night with a starting lineup that featured only one former all-star – shortstop (and No. 8 hitter) Edgar Renteria – and only two players (Renteria and first baseman Aubrey Huff) who were playing their same positions for the Giants on opening day.

Freddy Sanchez has been an All-Star three times, Washington Post.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 24, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very cool.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, those are great. I especially love the HR drawing—it captures the one-handed Jazz so perfectly.

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 24, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, does anyone know ...

where and how the Schierholtz at 3B thing got started?

by garbanzo24 on Oct 24, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He came up at 3B, then got moved to RF.

by wcw on Oct 24, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

And there were a lot of people over the winter of 2007-2008 who wanted to move him back to third base.

A lot of people.

I was not one of them.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 24, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought word on the street was that it Just Wouldn’t Work.

by wcw on Oct 24, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant a lot of people on this site.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 24, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

For whom practical considerations were not condisered.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 24, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I probably said something to the effect that if he could handle third, he should. But I had to assume he couldn’t.

by wcw on Oct 24, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol "people"

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 24, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRM was one of the guys who wanted it, as I recall.

Then, at one point, he conceded that wasn’t going to happen, though he didn’t know why, so he proposed an alternative idea: move Randy Winn to third.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, I did not know that Randy Winn played third in that game.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think his proposal came after that game (and, in fact, because of that game).

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 24, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it came in part because Randy Winn was Steve Nash’s former roommate, and thus up to a challenge.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

From a friend

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Whoa, large image is large.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what.. well, okay. Maybe that’s not what she said. But it’s always a risk.

by wcw on Oct 24, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I had senior boat cruise last night, so I didn’t even get to watch the game. I ended up borrowing my friend’s I-Phone and sitting in the corner getting pitch by pitch updates while everyone else was dancing though. Then, me, dressed as Hansel, and my friend, dressed as Zoolander, had a walk-off in front of my whole senior class. It was a gooood night.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ditch it

That’s what I would’ve done.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. The walk-off might have been worth it.

by wcw on Oct 24, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. How often do the Giants win the pennant?

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit. The Giants just won the pennant. Fuck yes.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE GIANTS WON THE FUCKING PENNANT

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yes, indeed. But it isn’t like he had tickets. I put Mister Toddler to bed and watched the last third of the game. Sure, woulda been nice to see the whole game, but I don’t feel I missed that much.

by wcw on Oct 24, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went back to my friends who had it recorded and we watched the home run and the final inning. I didn’t really get to see Lincecum or MadBum pitch though.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I had already paid $95 dollars for it

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s a walk-off?

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Oct 24, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it on lake Minnetonka?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harold Reynolds says stupid things.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Hey

Th irony in the GDT was pretty spectacular. Love you all. Go Giants.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 24, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Slow day. I’m guessing 95% of McC is hungover right now.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

or trying to catch up on weeks of unfinished paperwork / school work… before the next round of “you know what” begins.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

next round of Jager bombs?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m doing a lot of this right now.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 24, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And so it begins

http://espn.go.com/mlb/playoffs/2010/matchup/_/teams/rangers-giants

Neyer, Crasnick and Nelson says Rangers in 6
Kurkjian says Rangers in 7

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Morosi and Rosenthal made their picks last night. Both said Giants – Rosenthal in 6, Morosi in 7.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the LA Times Dodgers Blog

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/dodgers/2010/10/say-it-aint-so-the-giants-could-win-the-world-series.html

Oh, the pain. Oh, the utter indignity of it all.

The Giants are going to the World Series. Some nightmares really can become too real.

The Giants and their Halloween-colored uniforms and their wine-sipping fans are going to the World Series.

This provides the answer to the heretofore never imagined question: How do you turn the entire city of Los Angeles into Texas Rangers fans?

And until today, I don’t think I ever met a Texas Rangers fan.

Ugh, I may not even watch. Unless, of course, I hear the Rangers are spanking their little black-and-orange fannies.
No matter, I am now a huge fan of the Rangers, whoever they are. Go kick some City by the Bay butt. Find your inner Scott Spiezio.

It was a miserable enough season for Dodgers fans, but World Champion San Francisco Giants would be too much to bear. I feel so dirty just having written it.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

this thread has pretty much put me off reading any national coverage of the WS. Thankfully I’m going to be in town for the duration and won’t have to rely on Joe Buck Yourself and his compatriots.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 24, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s about what my reaction would be if the Dodgers were in our position.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, wouldn’t this be exactly what we would be saying if the Dodgers were playing anyone in the World Series? I’m glad Dodgers fans/Dodgers writers are saying these things.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Warms the cockles of my heart.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s true that my heart has HUGE cockles, but I have never felt that they were disgusting in any way.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how they are all into signing Jayson Werth, if only they had him this year….

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 24, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They had him before

but then tossed him. Me thinks Jayson won’t be forgetting that anytime soon so at least the A’s has a better shot at Werth than those LA clowns…

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Oct 24, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

he seems like he might be an Angels kind of signing

Given the McCourts situation, I just can’t see the Dodgers getting him

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 24, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure beats apathy.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINE-SIPPING FANS

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 24, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wine – 12 – 14% alcohol
Beer – much less

Wine drinkers: bad-asses with no respect
DogEars fans and others who dis wineos – idiots

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have several 12+% ABV beers that I’m cellaring to calm down their alcohol burn :P

Craft beer has advanced quite a bit.

by nataku on Oct 24, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/silver_bullet’ed

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not understand where they get this from

“Wine-sipping” seems to imply a level of detachment, or effete sensibilities.

But Giants fans are the ones who stay for the whole game, don’t do the wave, and don’t break out the beach balls. We’re the ones who endure sometimes frigid conditions to watch our team compete in July. This is like the ultimate pot calling the kettle black situation, except in this case the kettle is pretty clearly silver colored and not black at all.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 24, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE THE BEACHBALLS

Pretty much the only thing I dislike about going to USC games is that occasionally some douche brings five beachballs and the entire student section is enthralled with batting them around. I’m just like, “Hello, I know we ‘Party like there’s no postseason’ (slogan on a shirt one of the frats sells), but we still have a good team. WATCH THE DAMN GAME!”

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Fear the Fin - Cornering the market on third pairing defensemen since March 2009

by mymclife on Oct 24, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing you dislike about going to USC games?

Shouldn’t getting stabbed and watching a crappy football team go on that list?

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 24, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

for the record

I saw a beachball at NLCS Game 3, but it disappeared pretty quickly. Kudos to whichever of you destroyed it.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 25, 2010 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am sorry

but due to spending all available time learning everything about the wine making process

I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 24, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who has two thumbs.....

AND IS GOING TO GAME 3?!?! THIS GUY!!! WOO HOO!!!!

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 24, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that a reference to Robot Chicken, or was that a reference to something else?

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minor Robot Chicken, but is completely true! Section 305…..I may pass out!

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 24, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can say that again!

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never thought living in Arkansas would end up with such awesomeness!

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 24, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, thats a side effect of teh carbon monoxide I am pumping into your house. Also, when you wake your going to remeber that you lost the bid on those tickets.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 24, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Direct download baby! Already in my grubby paws! WOOHOO!!!!

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 24, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minor Robot Chicken, but is completely true! Section 305…..I may pass out!

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 24, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I took a picture with a sweaty stranger yesterday just because we were both wearing Giants gear. I didn’t mind the sweat, but am just now realizing that there’s some random dude out there right now who has a picture of me.

by kimmyg on Oct 24, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Can someone explain...

how a player’s playoff share is calculated? I started thinking about this after hearing that Molina will get his full share from the Giants no matter what, then I realized I had no idea how it was calculated.

by diffra on Oct 24, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

It starts with a big sum, and then they figure out how to divide it up.

Anybody who was on the major league roster (including DL) for the full season gets a full share.
All other players are guaranteed a partial share based on the fraction of the season they were on the major league roster.

The players in the first category vote on extending full shares to the other players, or even to non-players.

The value of a share is the big sum divided by the number of shares, so every time an extra share is given to somebody, the size of each share is decreased.

by QuakeFan on Oct 24, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pretty cool

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/10/24/SPC61G1D74.DTL&feed=rss.giants

The Giants’ four-man homegrown rotation in the postseason is just the second in the majors since the inception of the draft in 1965. The other was the 1986 Red Sox of Roger Clemens, Oil Can Boyd, Bruce Hurst and Al Nipper.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Not homegrown, but at least locally grown?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

hydroponics ftw

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 24, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

natural soil is the best

And don’t be too kind, either. Growing anything a little harder yields smaller, more-interesting specimens.

by wcw on Oct 24, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

wcw getting all terroir on your ass…

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And what happened to them?

Fuck.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if Bochy leaves Huff in at 1st base so he could be on the field to win the World Series.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t them, it was the Curse of…

Oh, shit.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Al Nipper

Just wanted to sound it out and then type it.

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Oct 24, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

al-Nipour sounds like a Libyan terrorist cell…

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha!

I was totally one of those posts. jcb9 was asleep and I had no idea what the hell the Machine referred to, so off I went to google…. Yep, wow.

by mrsjcb on Oct 24, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Machine refers to that movie 8mm right?

or is it like some alter ego of his?

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s probably where he got the name from, but he’s referring to his interview with Chris Rose where his “neighbor” The Machine walked by in a gimp suit behind Wilson.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 24, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did an interview with Rose before the one from last night? i hadnt seen that video, the one i mentioned below this post was the one from yesterday.

what a character

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL i just watched his interview with Rose again… hahaha

Made him look like a fool

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to believe that many people care about UFC.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good show gentlemen and gentlewomen.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 24, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

H-H-H-HATERSSS!

to hell with these stupid asshole baseball writers. I could get paid to write bullshit like Rob Neyer.

by kaeeeep on Oct 24, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

they’re just guessing. they obviously have no clue.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't matter

Being the underdog suits this team very well.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seemed to work out okay last time.

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just because they didn’t pick your team to win doesn’t make them a bunch of assholes. Also, who cares? It seems to be working just fine being the underdog.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 24, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what if I think they’re bad writers? Then can I call them assholes?

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Oct 24, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nelson’s been perfect, other than picking Phillies over Giants.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

“experts”

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Oct 24, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

“duodenum”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 25, 2010 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's OK

Plesac or someone on MLBNet just finished analyzing Giants bullpen great Javier Vazquez.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 24, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but Lopez was standing right there accepting the praise. Nuke ’Em’s face got dark red and he looked pissed.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, what?

Was this in the postgame? I didn’t see what you are talking about. This was the MLB Network Postgame blab0fest in a studio, Lopez wasn’t there.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 24, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry. I meant that he was NOT there.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i still cant believe were going to the world series

my eyes start to water whenever i think about the fact were going to the fucking world series and were going to win its going to be fucking amazing

by ldv on Oct 24, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s weird. I felt more emotional after they won the West title. Maybe because of the 162 game ups and downs. I only felt pure excitement after winning these past two series.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 24, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was more excited after game 162, maybe because we were there, maybe because all the torture is just numbing? I dunno

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, predictably, while Grant mails it in and posts links, Lookout Landing has a good post on the Giants:

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2010/10/24/1771911/congratulations-san-francisco-giants

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like Seattle is our AL Counterpart

Seems like Seattle fans would never root against us unless we were playing them.

by kezargiants on Oct 24, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seattle doesn’t have the same level of baseball fandom as SF; it’s a more diffuse area and soccer is huge here. But there’s a definite similarity in the fans, I think. I need to go to more Mariners games.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 24, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I like Mariners fans better than those of any other team. I like the A’s better than the Mariners, but their fans are super-bitter.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant’s still looking for the extra strength Excedrin™

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn bandwagon fans at my school

I feel like I’m the only one not wearing Giants gear. And then some kid asked me if I could even name 5 players on the Giants yesterday. I almost shot him.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LoL you should have named the entire starting lineup with batting average and OBP. Then the starting rotation, in order and their ERAs k/9 and whip

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell, name the entire roster

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Grizzlies roster!

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go 40-man for style points.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about it but 75% o the names would have been lost on him anyway.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes it’s just not worth the effort.
  I did find my ticket stubs this morning while cleaning out my desk. I have Pac Belle tickets going back to 2000. My Candlestick ticketstubs are probably packed in a box somewhere since those date back to before 1995. So I have PROOF!!!! LOL!

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have a 1971 program with Juan Marichal's coca-stained-til-it's-barely-there-thanks-to-my-once-loathed-but-now-forgiven sister.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reply fail......Marichal's autograph, LOL@me

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The earliest baseball memento I may have would be from a Padres game back in ’73 or ’74. I got to see Willie, and they were playing the Braves and Aaron was chasing a record.

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my Facebook has hella people with Giants statuses who as far as I know don’t even care about baseball. It’s all good, though; I’m not going to begrudge them enjoyment, and I know that it won’t be nearly as great as mine. It would be the same sort of feeling I would get if the Sharks were to win the Stanley Cup.

I do have a few friends at school with whom I’ve been talking baseball since the Age of Bocock, so I don’t mind the newcomers.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of teens really don’t like baseball, do they?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not many.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

During the regular season, it’s basically just me and a few buddies from Little League. But a lot of people have really gotten into it now. This week, two different people have mentioned to me that Raul Ibanez uses a disgusting amount of chewing tobacco.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope kids aren’t trying chewing tobacco because Tim does it.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They stick to weed.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind some. Like, I watch the Sharks and Warriors when they reach the playoffs, but I don’t go out and buy a bunch of Sharks/Warriors gear and update my Facebook status about them twice a day.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally would have done that had I had a Facebook account when the Warriors made the playoffs. That was awesome.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say the more the merrier, but overall, hopefully, many of them will stick around for life b/c there are a probably a lot fans that simply started as bandwagon fans but became true fans.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if they win 4 more games the next two weeks, it will be like the 2004 Red Sox with “pink Giants caps”.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds like a good problem to have.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 24, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

As someone from the Age of Vizcaino/Aurilia, that last sentence makes me feel ancient. But in a good way.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I remember John Vander Wal. It’s just that nobody else does.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do!

He was once a pinch hitter extrordinaire with the Rockies. We got him as a throw-in on the Jason Schmidt-for-Armando-Rios-and-Ryan-Vogelsong trade. He wasn’t very memorable as a Giant.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when he and Schmidt hit back-to-back home runs. That was exciting! It probably happened on a Friday night.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thursday night. Close enough.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/ARI/ARI200108300.shtml

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they weren’t back-to-back. Close enough.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DO!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Oct 24, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought maybe he was gonna be the one that saved me

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today was gonna be the day but they never threw the bat to you
By now you should have somehow realized they’re hitting for Hyzdu
I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do
About you now

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 24, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 25, 2010 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember Vander Wal!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 24, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could do the entire playoff roster if you pushed me

And I’m sure 100% of the other regulars here could as well.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304915104575572610165814930.html

Did anyone see this one on the Wall Street Journal? Alas more misfit references.. do we not get any respect? But perhaps this a true representation of what the reset of the country will perceive in a World Series without the Yanks or Phills.. I like the references to the bearded guys and Rutherford B. Hayes and Frank Serpico… Nolan Ryan is going to drive to the game in his pickup and stop off Reno to punch a guy…LOL
Mark

by MGuzzy on Oct 24, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

anyone know when the game will be available on itunes?

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Oct 24, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Game 6?

Seems to take two days on average. So tomorrow morning, probably.

by 2X2L on Oct 24, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since it's the Giants...

never

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just the NL West clincher is missing still

Of course it’s annoying that there are multiple regular season games they lost after blowing a lead, and (I think) just the one win, Bochy v. Mattingly.

by 2X2L on Oct 24, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s there now.

by 2X2L on Oct 25, 2010 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

AL having home field advantage = meh

NL having home field advantage = BIG

Good luck finding a place for your aging, shitty fielding slugger, and your pitchers better spent a lot of time remembering how to bunt.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

This, along with the double-switches I don’t expect Washington to pull off as well as Bochy, could be game changers. The double switch, when executed properly (like Bork did twice this postseason) can win games by setting up innings for success.

Throw in that their pitchers aren’t used to bunting, and Vlad will have to field, and it gives us significant advantage while at home.

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vlad in RF

Will hopefully be hilarious.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine he’ll be like Guillen, though I think Vlad still can run much better than Guillen. Vlad probably still has a very good arm.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Six years later than I pictured Vlad playing RF at Mays Field in the postseason…

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a word

No.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn’t want Vlad six years ago?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, that was a pretty deep reference

The quote that Sabes gave explaining his decision was something like:

“Did you even make an offer to Guerrero”

“In a word, no. If we signed Guerrero, we wouldn’t have been able to afford (shitty players)”

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember the quote and when I read your post, I thought you agreed with Sabean. D:

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vlad has a good arm like Rowand has a good arm

Strong and capable of making the big throw, but oft errant.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

his arm might still be good, but his instincts will be rusty- something that should be taken advantage of

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully, but I think Washington will stick Vlad in LF.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

which would limit the potential defensive liability.

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

considering the Rangers are a team with speed, having an OF who hasn’t fielded for years and is somewhat clank is something i hope we take advantage of.

i know every pitcher is Roy Halladay to us, but is anyone still worried about that, only because we’ve never faced him before?

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vlad played the OF for 18 games this season.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting… i wonder why

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

it sounds like a bunch came after it was clear they’d clinch, to prepare for this possibility.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interleague

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by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, good call. forgot about the interleague games.

they should stop doing that, and concentrate more on balancing the schedules within each league.

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

hooray!

Stupid midseason exhibitions.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 25, 2010 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh right, though he did play there towards the end of the season, that’s what I meant. obvioulsy not a bunch of games, but his most recent game(s).

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i assume since you looked at his game logs, you didnt see much evidence of clankmitt?

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, from what I can tell, only 6 of his OF appearances were in interleague. the rest were against AL opponents and the last one was on 10/2, and a few back in August and otherwise spread out over the course of the season.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

he played OF 18 games this year and 16 of those were starts. 1 game was where he was DH and then had to go and play the field.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only six starts were in interleague, the other 11 were against AL opponents, primarily in the first half of the year (June or earlier). Looks like he played one remedial game on Oct 2 to loosen the rust… in general his fielding is not good. I think more for not getting to balls than dropping the ones he gets to.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, if he plays RF, it could get comical on a ball to triples alley.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

…or just any caroom off the fence in general

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's what I thought

when MLB Network (Reynolds I think) was blabbering about how great an arm he (allegedly) still has.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 25, 2010 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

never faced whom before?

by QuakeFan on Oct 24, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee had more walks in that game than he has had this entire postseason.

Wow.

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

RYAN THE BIG SADOWSKI

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss him

:(owski still rides high in…. Korea, right?

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Season just ended for his team, though. About a week ago, I think.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s in Japan. It actually looks like he has a youtube account where he talks about playing in Japan.

http://www.youtube.com/user/incugator

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

or wait, Korea

he did play in Japan too though

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

or wait maybe he didn't

shut up

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is cool

That he somehow ended up on the Giants again.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone get that man a contract in Yomuri!

I would be willing to bet a lot of money that he would be the first guy to play for all 3 major-league professional Giants teams.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

These videos are awesome

What a cool guy. His whole American-in-Korea act is cool.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe with a 2B, thats about all the history we’ve got on him.

Hopefully he does the same thing Halladay did, and stays in the zone constantly. Then Halladay comes out for the 2nd game, and tries to stay out of the zone more (to make them chase) and ends up walking guys everywhere and giving up hits but we just didnt capitalize on it all.

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Career 3-0 (2-0 at AT&T), 1.13 ERA, 0.71 WHIP, .159 BAA

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by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course it wasn’t pretty… look at our lineup, lol. totally forgot he was with PHI last year.

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SADOWSKI

My dad thought he was legit. I was all LOLYOU

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT LOOK AT THE WINS

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that was the one game I went to in 2009!

The only thing I remember (besides Sadowski pitching and the Giants losing) was that Garko easily had the best at-bat of the night, a 12 pitch walk or something like that.

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by mymclife on Oct 24, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

pheh, fuck that guy

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP Garko

You would have been useful off the bench.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

not the way he hit this year

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

SABEZ WUZ WRYTE

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

except when he traded for him

then he was very wrong

Although Barnes did not have a great year with AA Akron

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by Smoke on the Water on Oct 24, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 38 PAs =P

Career .347 OBP

Career .858 OPS vs lefties.

He would have been a hell of a lot more useful than 90% of our 25th men.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

he played in the minors this year too

and hit .235/.326/.379 in the PCL in 387 PA.

=P

Dude was not going to hit anywhere near his career numbers this year.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yick.

Fair enough. He always seemed like a cool guy, and smart. I hope he hits his way onto a roster, if only for Scott Barnes’ sake.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

There have been rumors that the Indians had some inkling that he was about to fall apart (which seems odd because he was hitting so well at the time of the trade).

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's weird

Yeah, he was a .285/.362/.464 when he was traded last year.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that he has fallen so spectacularly off a cliff is impressive though.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only guy from that lineup who’ll start will be Uribe who has done pretty well against Lee, though most of the history is from awhile ago, when the Uribe was with the White Sox.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have to wait until Wednesday?

BTW, rain in the forecast for Thursday.

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by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Schulman’s latest story has pics of the team arriving back at the ball park today.

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I was there, and it was so, so awesome. Juan Uribe practically dove into the crowd. Also, I am totally in the video Matt Cain was shooting.

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by kdl on Oct 24, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a lot of fun

I’m waiting for youtube to process the video I took, will share soon.

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by j14 on Oct 24, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, we’re totally in the SFGate photo of Freddy making his rounds (5 of 13 in the gallery).

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by j14 on Oct 24, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I commented about that below. My facial expression is hilarious. I just put the picture on facebook, too.

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by kdl on Oct 24, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

If some situation similar to this should ever happen at any time in November I’m going to make sue I go, even if I have to get on Amtrak and go by myself!!!

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I didn’t live so far away :(

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by djp4cal on Oct 24, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's my boy!
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by Giant among Angels on Oct 24, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should’ve gone.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG, I am in so many of those pictures, and my face in the Freddy Sanchez picture is the funniest thing ever. Awesome.

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by kdl on Oct 24, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was you!

We were there as well, just a bit farther down the street. I got a high five from Cain and MadBum, think I missed Freddy when I bent down to pick up my rally towel. Normally, I hate crowds but it was a lot of fun hanging out with fellow fanatics today.

PS. Was Sabean carrying his kid? Adorable kid was adorable.

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by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome, glad you found a way to save the picture.

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by j14 on Oct 24, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally see j14 now!

It was funny how both the fans AND the players had their phones and cameras out to record the scene as the team buses rolled in. For some reason, I totally did not expect the Giants to be that pumped about their arrival. I was expecting all of them to just run for their cars.

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by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess most of them didn’t know we’d all be there, but I think that the buses normally pull into the parking lot. Today, they stopped there so that we could interact. But, yeah, it was totally meta having the players and families videotaping and taking pics of us (Rowand was taking pictures with his cell phone). Loved it.

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by kdl on Oct 24, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team really is pretty awesome.

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by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, by the way, yes that is Sabean’s son, Aiden. Adorable! The guys next to use kept referring to him as “Bochy’s grandson” because Bochy was holding him at one point (which was a super cute moment). And, of course, no one would believe that Sabean would have a toddler, lol.

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by kdl on Oct 24, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

no one would believe that Sabean would have a toddler, lol.

Guilty as charged. :)

Thanks, good to know.

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by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see his wife? She’s super young and hot. (And, also extremely nice.)

Also, there was this group of two older women and an older man who got off the bus, and were taking pictures and then stopped in front of us and congratulated all of us. They were wearing the NL Champs hats. Any idea who they were?

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by kdl on Oct 24, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No idea. I thought maybe they were Giants investors…?

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by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which one was Mrs Sabes? Seems to me that most of the Giants wives are pretty young and hawt. (Damn them!)

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by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s an old article about her relationship with Bochy’s wife. There’s a picture at the bottom.

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by kdl on Oct 24, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, I did see her. Nice article, too.

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by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The two of them seem to always be together. It’s nice. :)

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by kdl on Oct 24, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I saw her at Spring Training this year and assumed she was Susan. :(

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by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

You’re right about Mrs. Sabes. He sure did his due diligence

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by baetown415 on Oct 25, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

Sabean would only marry someone who understood the importance of veteran presence in all aspects of life.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

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by natteringnabob on Oct 25, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just watched the video again, my favorite part is Sanchez jumping on Uribe’s back as they walked towards the crowd. I didn’t even notice it live.

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by j14 on Oct 24, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw it live, and I freaked out because it was so awesome.

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by kdl on Oct 24, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddamn it that looks so awesome. I should have gone!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 24, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The video! This photo was takend at 5:01 (you can see the flash). My favorite part is 2:54.

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by j14 on Oct 24, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

UUUUUUUUUUU

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by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

REBAY!

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by sanfrankid on Oct 24, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

REEBAY

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT IS AWESOME.

I can’t believe how much stuff I didn’t notice when it was happening. It was so chaotic (in a good way, of course).

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by kdl on Oct 24, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost died when the crowd started chanting, “BO-CHY! BO-CHY!”

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by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, who would have ever thought we’d hear that?

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by kdl on Oct 24, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

and people saying “Congrats” or even “Thank you” to Sabean.

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by j14 on Oct 24, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He seemed pretty surprised when we were congratulating him, too. ;)

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by kdl on Oct 24, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks really overwhelmed in the video, which I’m too lazy to upload right now.

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by j14 on Oct 24, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The McC tattoo on your forehead probably is a bit unnerving to him…

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by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, wish I was there.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 24, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome video—I wish I could have gone!

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 24, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

So awesome- wish I didn’t live 170 miles away.

by vhants on Oct 24, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha!! I see you kdl! Awesome :)

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 24, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I see a vuvuzela in one of the pics with Mole.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the news sites has video of Bochy being interviewed, and you can hear it in the background. Hilarious.

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by kdl on Oct 24, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG, I can totally hear it!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

One more link

http://www.mercurynews.com/giants/ci_16425032

Madison Bumgarner, the youngest member of the team, was one of the last to leave. The 21-year-old stood in the front of the crowd, an amused look on his face as he tried to put the scene into words.

“This is unbelievable, we never expected this, "Bumgarner said. “We’re all exhausted, but I guarantee you nobody is feeling it right now.”

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by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was so impressed with the fact that he made sure to go through the entire crowd giving high fives. Amazing.

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by kdl on Oct 24, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Though I was also impressed by the polka-dot suitcase he was lugging.

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by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kid has style

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by j14 on Oct 24, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And confidence!

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by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

I totally missed the suitcase!

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by kdl on Oct 24, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was black with white and pink polka-dots

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by j14 on Oct 24, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sexy!

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by kdl on Oct 24, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. It’s like every new tidbit about this quiet stranger endears him to me even more.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 25, 2010 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

keep all these coming please

I’m sure I’m not the only one who missed out on the local postgame stuff, and these are great to fill in the blanks.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 24, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio Romo, the little relief pitcher with a gigantic heart who sports a T-shirt that reads, “Made in USA with Mexican parts.”

So many hearts.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 24, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romosexuality level increasing.

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by goGSW24 on Oct 24, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

From ESPN's Jayson Stark's column

“They’re a team loaded with so many retreads and reclamation projects that even their manager, Bruce Bochy, refers to them as “a bunch of misfits.” But all you need to know about the 2010 Giants is that these guys actually take that as a compliment."

Did anyone else read “retreads” as “retards”? Because it would almost work!

by JSing on Oct 24, 2010 8:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I did

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did! I even mentioned it to j14.

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by kdl on Oct 24, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Retards and misfires.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 24, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still can’t believe that the Giants are going to the World Series AND facing the team to which they traded Bengie Molina. Insane.

by Natto on Oct 24, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s bizarre that we keep playing AL West teams in the World Series.

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by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

2x in 10 years...

at least running out of franchises going to their first series.

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 24, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

watch out, Mariners…you’re next!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw man, I’m sure the Ms and Lookout Landing would love that.

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by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the pattern holds we should play the M’s in the World Series in 2013.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 24, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be cool

I’d like to see the Mariners get there.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 25, 2010 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

3x, counting the Athletics

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

Unlike Athletic Supporters, I don’t worry much about stuff that happened 20 years ago.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 25, 2010 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know how many would get this, but I just feel like saying

this team is so lovable, likeable, and fun it’s like an Adachi work is playing before my eyes.

This team is full of characters and this whole ride has been unbelievably awesome.

by uhzeezee on Oct 24, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry if this has already been answered in the thousands of postgame comments, but...

Are the Giants going to open up AT&T park for games 3, 4, and 5? To show the game on the big screen and sell consessions, etc

by sfmaynard on Oct 24, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

The park itself? No. The watering holes around the park? Yes.

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by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a shame

The Warriors did it in 2007 for playoff away games and it was a blast

by sfmaynard on Oct 24, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish they would

but the weather may not cooperate.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 24, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Savvy Sabes must have been reading some bondslegend
Sabean’s closing line: “I’m a little frustrated we didn’t get more credit in this series for pitching well and having that be the compliment, rather than ‘What the (heck) happened to (the Phillies’) hitting?’ We shut ‘em down. That’s the bottom line.”

http://www.mercurynews.com/giants/ci_16424732?source=rss

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Good for him. I’m really glad he said that.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

countless headlines...

“Phillies lose to San Francisco Giants…”

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 24, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Phillies lose to San Francisco Giants other team…"

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 24, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Phillies lose to San Francisco Giants other team themselves…”

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by scout6 on Oct 24, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Phillies lose to San Francisco Giants other team themselves…, how ’bout them Flyers"

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the aberration rationalization is the only way to handle the galling defeat and/or

blows to their pundit cred
So winning the western division: aberration
Winning the NLDS: aberration
Winning the NLCS: aberration
Giants personnel: mostly aberrant

They Giants were not followed as a credibly good contender all year by the eastern media, so they need to come up with something to say about it and as in political punditry they parrot each other shamelessly, still not getting that the internet doesn’t allow them to get away with the illusion that they arrived their take independent of any other pundit.

by Hatuxka on Oct 24, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

NAMEDROPPER

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here is some good news
Bochy revealed that Andres Torres has a hip flexor but said the outfielder — who was injured sliding into first base
in the ninth inning Saturday night — will be re-evaluated today and should be ready for Game 1.

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by scout6 on Oct 24, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

remember the "Rowand should start" meme from last week?

Yeah, me neither.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 24, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait.

AARON Rowand?

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Grant

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by natteringnabob on Oct 24, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s got decent numbers against Cliff Lee.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just sayin'

.280/.379/.560

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

in how many ABs? 10?

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand: Chisox
Lee: Indian

Probably a few.

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember

before like 2008, Lee was totally unknown. Seriously. He came out of nowhere.

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was around.

He just had a serious injury around that time that sent him under the radar.

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

His best ERA+ before 08 was 111

he was OK, but he wasn’t “cliff lee”

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know that. I’m not endorsing Rowand starting. I just think it’s an interesting statistical footnote that Rowand and Lee have this history, back from a time when the two of them were completely different players.

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

...in 29 PA

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you trying to be a dick about this? WTF?

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had an ERA+ of 111 in 2005 and 18 wins

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WINS

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude.

I have a fanpost up from this year analyzing free agent signings based on O-Swing% and Z-Swing%.

I’m fully aware of the statistical importance of pitcher wins and losses. When you say nobody knows who he was, that’s a measure of the media attention he got, not his value. A pitcher in 2005 who got 18 wins got a whole bunch of media attention, even if he wasn’t really all that good.

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok

then i mispoke or mistyped or whatever. I wasn’t talking about his media attention, I was talking about being a dominant starter. There weren’t really any signs that he was going to become the dominant pitcher he is now before 2008.

Seriously, WTF is the argument? All I said was that Rowand is not good, and that he probably shouldn’t be starting against Cliff Lee based on 29 PAs when Lee wasn’t what he is now and when Rowand was better. wtf.

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

There isn’t an argument. You’re trying to make one when all dregarx said is that it’s a funny little footnote that these guys have this history against each other, but it’s completely irrelevant because they are completely different players now than they were when the majority of that history was compiled.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't even commenting on what he said to begin with

what the fuck.

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever you were commenting on, you are conversing with him now and for whatever reason you seem to be having a very difficult time getting your head around the idea that no one is actually saying that the 29 PA mean anything.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously I get that now

and there’s no need to be an ass about it. I obviously misunderstood the conversation and said as much.

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I apologize but you must understand that your often abrasive tone can be kind of irritating.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

..ok

Yeah, I get that. But go back and read how the conversation went. I don’t see where I was particularly “abrasive”. And the conversation wasn’t clarified until a ways into it. But whatever, this is totally pointless and I vote we move on.

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, lets.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh. Nerd credential fight!

by speckops on Oct 24, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cuts speckops with computer punch card

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by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back off. I have log tables and I know how to use them.

by wcw on Oct 24, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

READ MY FANPOST

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said right up there^

he was OK. But he wasn’t “CLIFF LEE”

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think dregarx is trying to say that Aaron Rowand should start against Lee because of the history. In fact, I think the point he’s making is the exact opposite.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must be misreading then

seems to me the point is “Rowand was good against him before, and Lee has always been good”

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t read then, because he JUST SAID ABOVE THAT

it’s an interesting statistical footnote that Rowand and Lee have this history, back from a time when the two of them were completely different players.

COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PLAYERS
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PLAYERS
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PLAYERS

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand is not who he once was. Cliff Lee is.

Probably outcome? Rowand goes down on 3 sliders

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee was your run-of-the-mill finesse lefty before 08. He had an injury (not sure exactly what, or which year) and became an All-Star ace.

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably had surgery to become Bionic Man. He seems kinda old to all of a sudden get crazy good- usually that kind of talent diminishes with age.

Too bad Zito didn’t take whatever medicine he has, lol. Was there ever any talk about Lee or Zito before the signing?

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to go look up fangraphs articles on Lee to see if he added another pitch. Like a cutter or something.

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I found was an article by somebody whose name sounds like xanthan’s. I don’t know if it’s him but if it isn’t it’s a funny coincidence.

Chris Cwik

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

um, 'run-of-the-mill finesse lefty'? no
attended Benton High School where… [h]is fastball was clocked at 89 MPH.

attended Meridian Community College in Meridian, MS, where he… went 9-2 with a 2.50 ERA in 1998 with 69 strikouts, as well as bringing his fastball up to 93 MPH.

<a href=“http:// ”http://baseballyakker.com/?page_id=284" target="_blank">http://baseballyakker.com/?page_id=284" >Link

by wcw on Oct 24, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops.

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Faulty memory serves no-one well. I had it backwards.

He was a power lefty who acquired finesse.

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

And how it happened is a real mystery.

Here’s Jos Pos’s great column on the subject.

by wcw on Oct 24, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s exactly the kind of analysis I was looking for.

Thank you very much.

And I love the title-quote combo JoPos uses to start the article. A clinic in good article-writing.

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before the Zito signing? No one talked about Lee very much in 06-07.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

like dregarx, im gonna look back too- i want to know where this success all of a sudden comes from. he’s gotta be like 32-34 (or so he looks it)

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

32 next year

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

so weird

he was mediocre, then pretty good in 05, then pretty mediocre, then sandy koufax.

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

IN 29 PA

which isn’t a “history” of any kind that means anything. I don’t even see why it’s worth mentioning. But whatever.

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you being intentionally obtuse? It’s an “interesting statistical footnote”. No one is saying it means anything at all.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if there’s a “not sure if being obtuse” lolcat.

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I googled image searched that phrase and got a picture of someone holding what appears to be a human heart. WTF.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds about right

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the fetuses… (feti?)

Maybe there’s a medical term we’re missing here.

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No worries bondslegend. I think you just skimmed this post and missed a bit of the content. It’s understandable- with so many comments going up on the site I do it all the time:

I’m not endorsing Rowand starting. I just think it’s an interesting statistical footnote that Rowand and Lee have this history, back from a time when the two of them were completely different players.

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

29 PA?!?

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

29 PAs

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUSTAINABLE

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee’s his 8th-most-faced pitcher.

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's 29 PA

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m mostly joking. most of his damage came before Cliff Lee was good and before Aaron Rowand was garbage.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

this is what I’m (probably poorly) trying to say.

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

good

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be far more concerned if he didn’t have a hip flexor

by snafu on Oct 25, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

One thing I'm worried abotu

Other than Josh Hamilton, this Ranger lineup has a lot of right-handed threats, which means we don’t have a Javy Lopez to throw at them.

Sergio’s going to have to really step up, because our other RHP options out of the pen (before Wilson, ofc) are very meh.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

depending on the situation, Lopez could pitch to right handers, but he’ll probably used exclusively for Hamilton. Hamilton was a mere mortal against lefties this season, though he hit over .400 against right handers. He’s the guy that I fear the most in their lineup and the Giants will have to be very, very careful against him.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

But there’s really no chance of Lopez pitching a full inning this series – not when Hamilton is surrounded with Vladimirs and Nelsons far as the eye can see.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

right. Andrus and Young, who hit in front of Josh, are also righties, so unless they bat Murphy behind Josh (unlikely) Lopez will be back to official LOOGY status.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

might not be surrounded by Vlad in NL fields. i wonder if they have the balls to put him in the field. and if they do, that means they lose either than LF or RF, both of which are good players too

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wash has already said that Vlad will start either Game 1 or 2, but not both.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vlad is supposed to play the OF in game 2, but game 1, Cruz will probably bat cleanup. Anyway, Washington saw how Lopez dominated the Phillies lefties and won’t hit lefties back to back if he can help it…which he can.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

For sure Vlad is playing in Game 2? It’s supposed to rain that day.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe you’re right. I thought I read that was the game, maybe to avoid Lincecum, but the weather wasn’t mentioned. Seriously, they should play him in LF rather than RF. not that I want them to, but that’s the smart move.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s the SOP if it game 2 is rained out?

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOP?

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

standard operating procedure

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure

maybe everything gets pushed back 1 day. the series will be played in November if it goes at least 5, so what’s a few more days in November. Maybe, Cody Ross will be Mr. Thanksgiving.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody can be our turkey! mucho mojo inside

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depending on the result of game one

Let’s hope there is or isn’t November baseball.

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by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I'm just saying

Rangers:

At home: 51-30
On Road: 39-42

Praise be unto McCann.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s funny, after the all-star game I silently thought to myself, “What if we make it to the series and have home-field advantage because of this?”

I quickly dismissed the thought and it ended up being true.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 24, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

there were a lot of comments in the all-star game thread and ASG post-game thread here that said as much. silly us.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Broxton with the save that gave us homefield advantage.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 24, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson should have been used for the save, but LOL Dodger helping the Giants. And really, it was Marlon Byrd’s play nailing Ortiz at 2nd base for the force-out that saved the game.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Secret agent Broxton.

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by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOWIE WUZ WRYTE

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/13/1568687/post-game-all-star-fun-thread#42041216

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad it helps the Giants this year

but it’s still a stupid rule.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 25, 2010 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hangover day.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 24, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone’s hungover

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey keep it fuckin down, huh?!

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by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Warning:

Next Sunday in Arlington, Texas, the Dallas Cowboys will play a home game 7 hours before Game 4. It’s possible that Joe Buck will not mention baseball once in the World Series broadcast.

by QuakeFan on Oct 24, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

No sane person will be listening.

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by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Similar video of the team’s return on KTVU right now.

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by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

<3 MadBum

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone just grabbed him and hugged him? LOL

btw, how many innings over his previous career high is he at now? he seemed to run out of gas fast in Game 4, at around 70 pitches

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, he pitched 193.2 in the regular season (between the minors and majors), plus now 12.2 in the postseason.

Last year, he threw 141.1 IP between the minors and the majors.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprised there hasn’t been more made of this, that’s a huge jump.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the kind of thing

That a lot gets made of only if he fails.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gifted his wife a cow—he can never fail.

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by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was actually a "Herd Foundation" pedigreed bull calf

The kind you found a top dollar prize herd with. Both Madison and his wife are from ranching families. They are looking ahead like farmers and ranchers do.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Oct 24, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stand erect. I need to google “Herd Foundation” unless you want to drop science on it.

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by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds so Biblical.

by speckops on Oct 24, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can root for him to be another datapoint against the Verducci effect.

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially if he fails next year.

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by groug on Oct 24, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been discussed a bit, but IMO, not seen as an issue because his fastball has been 2-3 mph faster in late Sept/Oct.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Oct 24, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worry is about future performance and injury, not how he’s currently doing.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly. id almost be inclined to either shut him down, or give him one start in the series for 6 IP only, and drop Mota from the roster and put on Zito.

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

when did he last pitch?

September? He’d be better off in RF running along a track on the fence.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 25, 2010 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Folks up-thread were worried about him running out of gas. As far as future performance and injury, anybody’s guess I suppose.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Oct 25, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

knowing he’s already more than double over his last total, maybe Zito should be on the roster, just in case. i dunno.

is there actual science behind the whole “30 more than previous” thing?

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!that was me.that made my day

by frankiecgsw on Oct 25, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

really?

sweet!! did he give you his number?

by giant4life83 on Oct 25, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason, I find him wearing his wedding band adorable in this picture. I really have no idea why.

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by mymclife on Oct 24, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to agree. It’s adorable.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CARHART

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What goofy luggage.

I love him so much.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a sweet polka dot suit case, ROOK!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do I see braces, or is it the image?

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hipsters

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez is a fly motherfucker.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

5th Beatle

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 24, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ringo?

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by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

cooler

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by Smoke on the Water on Oct 24, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Igloo?

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by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chuck

Actually, he kind of looks like Chuck Berry

by Comrade Conrad on Oct 25, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yes.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking that Sanchez pose could do well in a Photoshop. Unfortunately I’ve never used Photoshop but I’ve heard some people here are proficient…

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone should photoshop Sanchez walking away from Denorfia and Nyjer while Hinske is running and Zito is creeping.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’ed irl at this.

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I also say he should be walking away from an explosion. I don’t know. I should open up Photoshop, but I’m too lazy to.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This to the nth degree.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 25, 2010 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Velez always looks awkward

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

WTF Tim. All black jacket, v-neck, slacks and cowboy boots? Who the hell are you?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty fly for a white guy

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum makes his own style.

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by Smoke on the Water on Oct 24, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fast throwing slow walking good looking Mohair Sam

Who is the coolest cat who is what am?

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by Rolfyboy on Oct 24, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

so much win!

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

man hinske is a fat mofo

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaahah thats perfect.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he just get off the team bus or did he run all the way from Atlanta?

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. What does it say about the last couple of weeks that it took a while to figure out who that is/was?

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by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad it turned out that shot of Hinske could be a source of hilarity for us and not a source of pain and anguish, as I was sure it was going to be after it happened.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS YEAR IS SPESHAL

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

this indeed

and not the only time I’ve noticed a potential painful memory that I can’t remember any more.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 25, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

timmeh is always such a pimp in street clothes.

sanchys got some style too

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

sl

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh my god

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i either saw this pic a couple days ago, or he’s wearing the same shades and hat

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it was a couple days ago

and still awesome

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell yeah it is. i like the bowtie. Did BowTie himself teach him that? lol

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same outfit, different pic.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah when he was walking through the lobby or something, right? looking like a total baller

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was by the bus, as well, but a higher quality pic. Well, more HQ than my screencap.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he was walking through the lobby to the bus!!

a guy making $14 million probably doesn’t wear the same clothes twice. though, if they are that baller, id wear them everyday, lol.

by giant4life83 on Oct 25, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn that Eric Hinske!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 25, 2010 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you look closely you can see Molina in the back there

by apistat on Oct 24, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a common mistake, but that’s actually a dumpster.

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by groug on Oct 24, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh

I thought he meant the motorhome.

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could also have gone with “stadium” but I wasn’t 100% sure that was the stadium.

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by groug on Oct 24, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FAT

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I want that suitcase!!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 24, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is such a fucking awesome suitcase.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD 'N PLENTY

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

So cute. Love it.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 25, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

fun fact!

Darren Oliver could be the only player to play in this World Series who also played in the first interleague game ever between the Giants and Rangers (June 12, 1997). He was the Rangers starter that day in June 1997. The only other player from that game who is still playing is Pudge Rodriguez, but still…CRAZY

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

remember bob howry?

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

he pitched in that game linked above

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Medders was on the team this year too. He was horrible.

by Natto on Oct 24, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I vaguely remember

There was some article before the season on the official Giants website about how happy Medders was to finally have a ML contract and not have to deal with the uncertainties of playing in the minors… and then he spent the season anchoring that Fresno bullpen.

Still though, dude has a pretty curveball when it’s on.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He brought that on himself what with the terribleness and all.

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by groug on Oct 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: How did the Vikings get Gerhart in the draft?

they went 12-4 last year, and wasn’t he supposed to draft higher up? sounds like a very late 1st round pick, thought he’d go in the top 10 as a heisman runner-up

id look it all up, but i figure one of you knows off the top of your head.

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

He was picked in the middle of round 2.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, no, Gerhart went in the 2nd round as he was expected to.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s also a white running back

DISCUSS.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is also not a very good NFL player

DISCUSS

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

he ran behind a great Oline in college and was good at finding the holes. And he’s a good blocker.

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

DISCUSS.

…over on McGerhart Gronicles

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by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok, thanks. im not much into football like i am baseball, more of the casual fan.

thought Gerhart was a solid player, sure high-pick first rounder.

his performance with Stanford was nuts

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big, slower RBs tend to be less successful in the pros than in college because in the pros all the LBs are bigger and stronger than you.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think of him as a little better than a AAAA player.

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of players do really well in college

but are not good pro prospects. He was, indeed, nuts in college though.

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i totally see what you’re saying. a AAA masher, but once you get to the bigs, the talent level is so much higher.

you all make good points. thanks for clearing that up. i thought the NFL Draft system was just all fucked up if the Vikings could get a Heisman type player with a 12-4 record.

Now Ingram, he’s looking like a franchise type draft pick? or more the speed of Reggie Bush, who didn’t live up to his billing either?

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

IDK much about ingram

but he seems like a pretty legit prospect. Speed/power combo is always a good one.

Also, just on the heisman note- if you look at the people who’ve won it in the past, a weirdly large number of them weren’t very good pro players.

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i noticed that with Bush. He was supposed to be the next (insert famous running back) and he didn’t become that. He’s still a great secondary back, and special teams guy for Nawlins, but not what everyone expected.

Golden Spikes winners, on the other hand, turn out really well. Pat has been a great player for a long time, Timmeh, Buster… whoa, we have 3 Golden Spikes winners on the team. That ever happened before?

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember this conversation and I believe the answer is no.

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bush is actually a lot better than most people think

just look at how NO’s offense has gone in the tank without him. Obviously not a direct result, but the guy is a HUGE threat every time he’s on the field.

I do agree though, he was not all he was billed to be. Drafting is such a crapshoot.

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

esp in the football world, where there are no minor leagues for guys to go and develop after they are drafted. they go pro, literally, right out of college.

Bush is the versatile weapon for Nawlins, an impact player no doubt, but he’s not the star franchise RB that everyone thought he’d be. And Nawlins offense is tanking because Brees is throwing a million interceptions. he passed over 50+ plays today. they still have thomas, use him then. either that, or its Brees on the Madden cover curse I’ve heard about

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thomas is injured too

so they have no effective RB threat. That’s pretty much screwing them over..

And bush is actually arguably more helpful to their passing game, since he can stretch the field so well. The defense always has to know where he is, and that can open up space for the other WRs.

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thomas went down too? damn, no wonder they have to rely on the pass so much. and with that, every team is just gonna run the same defensive alignment since there is no versatility in the air/ground attack.

I totally see your point on Bush- his presence alone, because he is so versatile, improves all facets of the offense- always gotta keep an eye on him. he’ll run for 60 yards, take a screen pass, whatever.

I know football basics, from peewee days, yknow formations, etc, but dont follow actual players too much. that way i can watch any game and know exactly what is going on (even if i have no idea who anyone is).

that said, i still think the niners should tank the season in hopes of drafting luck or locker. they may even tank it while trying not to, they suck so much. another loss on a time-expiring FG. shocking

by giant4life83 on Oct 25, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

he deserved to win the Heisman

so yeah, he was pretty nuts in college.

I think he’s just got kind of an unfortunate situation in Minnesota. Everything he’s good at, Adrian Peterson is also good at. You know where he’d be great? Detroit. Him and Jahvid Best would perfectly complement one another.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 24, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER

NOT IN A MILLION YEARS.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a better blocker than Peterson I believe

which is where a lot of his role is. He’s a decent enough player, but his lack of speed really hurts him.

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t Minnesota have Percy Harvin or something too? so he’s like 3rd string back around those parts

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do. He’s a slot receiver.

He’s been giving me some good fantasy points ever since Moss arrived.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought harvin was a RB, hmm… i dont know much about football, lol. just know that Aaron Rodgers is a damn good QB in the making.

Moss, he seems like a “mercenary drifter” like Cliff Lee is to baseball.

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harvin was a RB at florida

but has been a WR/return specialist for the Vikings, though he does take the occasional handoff.

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok, that explains it. i was watching the game tonight (LOL Favre) and he did some runs. Bush is like Harvin, then, just Harvin isn’t as good.

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say Harvin is better at this point, especially with Moss

and Bush plays in the backfield a little more than Harvin does, though they are pretty similar players.

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ill take your word for it, though personally i havent seen as much of the Vikings as I have of the Saints, so I couldn’t say myself with any authority who is better. Harvin sure did look good tonight, though.

you seem to know the players

by giant4life83 on Oct 25, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a friggen hopeless football nerd

though the 49ers are killing my desire to watch this season. I still love the game. I’d say I’m to football what mymclife is to hockey

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by bondslegend on Oct 25, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

lots of players do really good in college

because of the team that plays around them

remember jemarcus russell?

by Wreckonized on Oct 24, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

Jamarcus has the ability to be a really good QB, but nothing else that you need to be a good QB. Like any sort of work ethic.

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

JaMarcus failed because he thought everything would be given to him, and he wouldn’t have to work for it. He was wrong and is out of football for good, it seems.

Who’d he play for again?

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

the oakland raiders w

who are clearly alot better without him

by Wreckonized on Oct 24, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he stayed they would’ve had the unstoppable team of run DMC and run DXM

by apistat on Oct 24, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEYO

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, i know it was the Raiders (hence all the coverage) i mean in college, who was he with?

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LSU

louisiana state

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

my bad, thought it was a capped i, not l.

Brian Wilson must be so proud. probably knows him, baseball star, football star…

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

cause yknow, wilson went to LSU at the same time

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So apparently my friend is projected to be drafted in the first or second round of the MLB draft next year.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Make sure he doesnt murder anyone in the DR.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is a rather angry person.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

make sure he saves most of his bonus

..and tell him to call Matt Cain for advice. Well, if he’s the type to listen to Cain. Cain’s got a great rep for having approached his craft ‘right’.

by wcw on Oct 24, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

………no.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was kidding. He is obviously good. He throws over 90, and he’s only 17.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell him not to get married or he will lose his fastball.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

DISTRACTD

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been dating someone for a few months, so…

Funny though, she is the best softball player at our school.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it’s funny that a lesbian would choose to date a guy. Hey, different strokes for different folks, right?

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, shes pretty cute. And really nice.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get it—female athletes = lesbians!

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just softball players, really.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should stop the conversation train right here.

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just a dumb stereotype.

Although, like most stereotypes, it’s grounded in some sort of reality, right?

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first sentence slowed the train down.

The second sentence added more fuel to the engine.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, all I’m saying is that it wouldn’t surprise me if lesbians made up a larger percentage of athletes than in the general population. But I have absolutely no evidence whatsoever.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/exits conversation train at the next stop

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol you keep going

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone ought to tell all the straight softball players.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Female or male? Because I haven’t heard that before.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s that McBain gif?

by wcw on Oct 24, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I should have read that twice before posting.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

that smokin hot girl who just retired from softball isn’t a lesbian.

what was her name? Jenna something?

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jennie Finch

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

jprony helping complete the “smokin hot straight softball” reference…

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 25, 2010 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, her husband had an 11.32 ERA and a 1/1 K/BB ratio this year.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s with the Astros last I heard.

and yeah, she’s not gonna marry Tim Lincecum or Roy Halladay- she’s probably like the Julia Roberts (marries cameraman) of sports.

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa whoa whoa

There are plenty of hot, non-lesbian softball players. Don’t hate

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

by baetown415 on Oct 25, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

DETAILS

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what he told me

I kinda feel weird giving you his name, but if what he says is true, you, and a lot of other people, will all know it in a few months anyways. Here’s a profile page of him.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he’s proud of that picture.

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by dregarx on Oct 24, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably. “Smiles” would not be a good nickname for him.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone heard of Frankie Piliere?

He ranks him as the 12th best he has scouted.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

he ranked

Shawon Dunston Jr. OF Valley Christian H.S. (Calif.)
Plus athlete with plus speed. Still raw at the plate and inconsistent swing mechanics. A lot of potential to work with and good bloodlines

@ 78

by Wreckonized on Oct 24, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing he doesn’t walk a lot.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dad says it’s cheating the game. Plus Dunston only walked 203 times in his entire career (compare that to Bonds who walked 232 times in 2004).

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat me—and every other McCoven—to it. Well done.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

95? damn.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

guy I played high school ball with was drafted by ARI and was a Sept callup this year. He actually got me some free tickets when ARI was in town right before the end of the season.

Konrad Schmidt. Got something like 12 ABs this year, 1 MLB hit, a single vs LA I think it was.

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s got cool facial hair

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol yeah, he’s had that since high school. he wasn’t even the best guy on our team, yet he’s the only one who really stuck with it and got drafted

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Petaluma High Class of 2002 representin’!!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharks beaten by Bork’s goal.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 24, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK BORK BORK

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

CONGRATS!!

From a Braves fan

It was absolutely priceless how silent CBP went after Wilson struck Howard out.

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by kauf67 on Oct 24, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank McCann for us.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll be expecting his gift from the city of San Francisco sometime within the next week.

Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.

by kauf67 on Oct 24, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harold Reynolds is an idiot
The thing about Vladdy in that ballpark in San Francisco: it’s gonna be a short porch. You know, so he’s not gonna have to range as much and do a lot of things, but he’s still got it.

It’s as if he’s never actually seen a game played at AT&T.

by RoyaleWithCheese on Oct 24, 2010 11:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope we hit a million balls into Triples Alley.

by speckops on Oct 24, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol he thinks splash landing is a short perch? hahahaha

someone should tell him how many RH hitters hit HRs to RF at AT&T per year… 3 or 4 at most

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That many?

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i count Werth (the other day), Melvin Mora (final Rockies series at AT&T), Posey (July) for this year.

I dont think I’ve ever seen the same RH player hit 2 in one season, even a Giants player. Posey may hit 2 or 3 next year

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont think it went straight in the water, IIRC it bounced off the deck and went in. though i dont think ive ever seen a RH hitter hit one into the water on a straight shot, posey is the best bet to do it someday. he’s got mass oppo field power

i was talking “splash landing” as in the seats/deck above the “Levi’s Splash Landing” brick wal.

by giant4life83 on Oct 25, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Soriano did it twice in one game.

by Cookyman on Oct 25, 2010 5:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

this year?

im not remembering this

by giant4life83 on Oct 25, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, a few years ago, back when he was Soriano. It was against Schmidt, in 2006, I think.

by Cookyman on Oct 26, 2010 3:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

not to mention the crazy carooms off the oddly-shaped in a million places brick wall

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS THIS COOL OR TOO MUCH??

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 24, 2010 11:35 PM PDT reply actions  

i like the back, but just keep the SF on the front. yknow, one side is clean, the backside is all Buster-crazy

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this for real?

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can make your own shirts with MLB licensed images, i suppose

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thought this was interesting, especially since there seems to be a belief that a coaching staff doesn't matter
Highly. Instruction & usage. RT @luke_jackson10: @keithlaw How important is a big league coaching staff to developing young players?

by kingofthacove on Oct 24, 2010 11:37 PM PDT reply actions  

good thing BamBam is there to make our team better. We get better players during the year, and somehow score less runs?

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt he can have much of an effect on a 30 year old veteran, but he probably can on a 22 year old rookie.

by kingofthacove on Oct 24, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

pablo and buster.

pablo got worse and worse, while Busters BB walk fell off the table.

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s possible he didn’t have a positive effect, though those things could have been due to other factors. Not sure if any of us are in a position to determine how good a hitting coach he is.

by kingofthacove on Oct 24, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

well of course, since we don’t know what is said or what is done.

all i hear is Ross saying “edgar told me to get my foot down sooner” and then he goes on a tear. Or Sanchy hitting the triple in game 162, he ended up with advice from DeRosa to look for the fastball first pitch, things a hitting coach should be doing.

These just seem like things the hitting coach would be telling the players, not something the players have to tell each other. But, we don’t know what BamBam cause we dont hear about it.

All I know is Pablo looked to be losing it and nothing seemed to be getting done about it. The organization will determine whether he did his job or not. My hitting coach in college focused on the mechanical side of hitting, the daily tweaking.

In the end, how players make adjustments is how a hitting coach should be looked at.

by giant4life83 on Oct 25, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

what i mean is, our RPG in the first 4 months of the season were better than the final 2, when we had the better players.

does not compute

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is kinda weird

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 2007, the Giants scored more runs per game when Bonds wasn’t in the lineup than they did when he was in the lineup.

Shit happens. It doesn’t always mean anything.

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by groug on Oct 24, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

that was obviously because Bonds was distracting the team when he was playing and dragging down their performance. Duh.

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by bondslegend on Oct 24, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dunno. maybe they stocked the lineup with so many power bats with low averages (guillen, burrell, etc) that we became a HR hitting team and didnt string hits together.

but 182 games is still a good sample size, and we scored less RPG after July, with better players.

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to make

A .gif of strike 3 on Howard

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by kauf67 on Oct 25, 2010 12:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Mets fan here

I would have posted my congratulations earlier, but I had to wait 24 hours to post.

Thank you Giants, for slaying the Philth. The game thread on Saturday at Amazin Avenue was insane, which gives you a sense of how much the Phillies have driven us nuts in the last few years.

Also, I love that perhaps the best pitcher in the universe is a long-haired dude with the same build as me. Also, Brian Wilson is insane, and awesome, even if he almost gave me a heart attack Saturday night.

I’m pulling for the Giants in the World Series. I owe them my continued support after they sent the Braves and Phillies golfing.

"It’s just everytime we think the bar can’t get lower, they lower it. Now next year we’ll just be happy to hear that rogue shirtless officials aren’t implementing useless detrimental drills in spring training for no apparent reason."

-Gina, 3/1/10

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