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Pablo Sandoval

#48 / Designated Fucking Hitter / San Francisco Giants

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Aug 11, 1986

Stop: The stupid debates. For three games, he's hitting.


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was just about to ask for a new thread

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 23, 2010 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

RIIIIIIIIIBE!!!!

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Oct 23, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIIIIIIIIIBE!!!!

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Oct 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET THERE BE JAZZ

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 23, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIIIIIIIIIIIIII

BAY

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND THERE WAS JAZZ! AND HE SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD! AND THUS DID THE EIGHTH DAY PASS!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZ HAND

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 23, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was worried that because it was barely a HR he didn't do jazz hands

thank god I was wrong.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

God that was pretty. I didn’t think it was gone off the bat.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 24, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 23, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribukakki.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Oct 24, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

HEY, WE'RE STILL IN THE WORLD SERIES!!

EVERYBODY DANCE AND DRINK!!!

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 23, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

RUN AROUND YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD SCREAMING!

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 23, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t get off the couch1

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

SACK UP!!!!

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bochy

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT IF I CAME HERE FOR FUNNY REWRITTEN AP WIRE PHOTO CAPTIONS!?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria Likes it too!

Feed the Panda some bamboo

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Oct 23, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dudes laughing at the end are awesome.

FACT

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FACT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

how did I ever not love this man?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

My thoughts exactly.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!!!

YOU MADE IT!!!

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can somebody please make sure Chop doesn't get left behind???

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Oct 23, 2010 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Too late. I was going to make this point as well.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M HERE!

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!!

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Oct 23, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah! No Chop left behind!

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 24, 2010 3:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ross had the highest slugging percentage (.950) in a six-game series in NLCS history.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 23, 2010 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

It was in the Yahoo Spurts article about him winning the MVP.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 23, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m beginning to suspect that he might have had a pretty decent series.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to form a committee to study this issue.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 23, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a bit of a hasty step

First you should form a committee to decide if you should form a committee.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a preliminary step, I’ll commission a study group to limn the possibilities re: committees

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck?! Really?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems….unlikely.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fourth paragraph from the bottom

Also…

Ross kept it going in the NLCS. He was steady at the plate against Philadelphia’s Big 3 of Halladay-Oswalt-Cole Hamels(notes) and leads all players in this year’s postseason with five go-ahead RBIs. His six extra-base hits (three home runs, three doubles) put him second in NLCS history behind Atlanta’s Javier Lopez(notes), who had seven in 1996. San Francisco’s Will Clark in 1989 and Los Angeles’ Steve Garvey in 1978 also had six.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 23, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry slugged 1.294 in the 2002 WS. :(

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Backup DH at best.

by wcw on Oct 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mind just went from drunk to exploded.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just read this again

And this is insane.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my gahd

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Clark slugged 1.200 in 1989, but that was 5 games.

by QuakeFan on Oct 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will in the 1989 NLCS was one of the most ridiculous offensive performances you’ll ever see.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This just in:

Bruce Bochy has Guillermo Mota up and throwing in the Giants bullpen, just in case he’s needed during the first inning of Game 1 of the World Series.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Just to be safe.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get. Mota. Up.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want to start and indie rock band and call them Get Mota Up

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Motahead.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jamie Moyer is the only active player in 2010 that’s older than me.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

I’m getting close to this feat, as well.

I remember when Griffey came up and I was like 1 or 2 years younger. I felt like such a failure. Of course at that point my dream was to be a ballplayer.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 23, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to make you feel old

But I’m only a year older than Bumgarner.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basesball menopause really blows.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahahahahah

LOLOL..

baseball menopause

awesome.

rec’d

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

playmate menopause

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are a couple others older than me: Tim Wakefield and Omar Vizquel.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two-and-a-half hours of postgame threads and I still can’t stop smiling. This is fucking awesome!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I just wanna post again

to tell everyone I love them! Really, I love all of you guys and I love this team so much. This was such a special moment tonight. My dad and I hugged for so long and almost cried. And I just want to say how amazing Affeldt, Uribe, and Wilson were tonight. Unbelievable. The Torture was worth it

by Artimus Clyde on Oct 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Somewhere Javier Lopez is weeping…

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

my daughter and I much the same

by igotnothing on Oct 23, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing like being able to celebrate with family :)

by Artimus Clyde on Oct 23, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was like the no-hitter times 10. I’ve talked to people I haven’t talked to, just shouted, “Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!” This was such an awesome night, all because the Giants pulled it off in the way that included the most torture!

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 24, 2010 3:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONS INSIDE!

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Pablo at DH

Fucking sexy.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Rec'd so hard!

Brian Wilson being interviewed, when asked what it's like winning,

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne"

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 23, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has to be the new McC site tag.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are truly a magnanimous and gracious over-lord.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

In World: Serie(s)

Even better than I imagined.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my

That’s awesome.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d because I can’t actually rec the site tag

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Oct 23, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can try.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can and will

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Oct 23, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

refresh is a good thing…. especially when you accidently leave the page.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 23, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it sucks when you’ve only read half the comments and you refresh and suddenly they’re all white.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate when I try and backspace and for some reason my cursor isn’t in the text box and I go back to the front page. It’s awful.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, that’s the worst. I’ve cried when that’s happened.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Major design flaw in the Internet, IMO.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to put in a word with the internet people about this.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 23, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, could you also tell them that lemonparty isn’t nearly as fun as it sounds? They should get on that.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have sent them several terse notes on the subject. I have yet to receive a reply.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 23, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunate. I wonder who put them in charge.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That line of inquiry is best left unexplored.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 23, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. I see.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that why that happens? Yes, that’s annoying!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 23, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I also use the arrow keys a bunch to navigate, and sometimes I hit the Page down button. Sucks massively.

by garbanzo24 on Oct 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just press Page Up.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what OS reloads the page when you press Page Down?

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was IE

It hasn’t happened w/ FF.

by garbanzo24 on Oct 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seem to do it when I open a 1,500 post thread for the first time and after I reply to the first person.

Cool, 1,499 read comments that I don’t actually get to read.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

To Howie RE: 200 IP with fewer than 20 BBs allowed

Bob Tewksbury had exactly 20 walks allowed in 1992 and 1993. IP were 233 and 213.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, thanks! Please ignore my inquiry below!

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, kind of… I’m still interested in the fewer than part. I know Maddux had a year with 20, which is why I arbitrarily set the bar lower.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, those are the two

But also, Christy Matthewson once walked 21 batters in a season in which he pitched 306 innings.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Gentleman!

That is absolutely absurd. That’s one walk (approximately) every fifteen innings.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cy Young

Cy Young had one with 380 IP and 37 BB.

by wcw on Oct 23, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. That just goes to show exactly how rare Cliff Lee’s season was.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the Yankees sez

He cheated!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

His strikeout numbers are also pretty interesting! How do you walk 20 batters in a full season and only have a 4.55 K/BB? Be Bob Tewksbury.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fielders really had to be on their toes when he pitched!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that was in the ‘90s, which is kind of amazing in it’s own right. And to think I had never heard of this guy before today.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tewksbury was pretty good for a couple of seasons

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither had I!

That is pretty amazing. Back-to-back 20 walk seasons with less than 100 strike-outs. Crazy crazy. And then he had essentially the same season, though in strike-shortened fewer innings, in 94. Bizarre.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends how much we can type. Drinking might affect our a;adf;ajdf;k

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this one will last till morning.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 23, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean how long until this thread gets lke 2000 comments and we need another overflow.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Attrition . . .

and drunkenness.

Might be the same thing.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 24, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Worries for the World Series:

Torres is injured
Lincecum is thrown off my relieving
Zito is on the roster

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 11:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie Molina.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They won’t put Zito on the WS roster.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we’re worried about things in the World Series, then we have nothing to complain about.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck off.

Zito aint pitching.
Lincecum hating is so last August.
And Torres is coming over to your house tonight to body slam your negativity on the ropes

geez. enjoy the win and try not to be so douchey.

by poopinator on Oct 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy, you’re being awfully negative about his negativity.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I sense irony in this post, but I can’t accurately locate it.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is none, just bitter vitriol

Brian Wilson being interviewed, when asked what it's like winning,

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne"

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 23, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

So accurate......

Brian Wilson being interviewed, when asked what it's like winning,

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne"

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 23, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep thinking that I’ll wake up tomorrow and realize that this has been all a dream.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 23, 2010 11:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Im pretty sure this is for real

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/inception’d

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as Linception.

That’s what happens when BTTJ is on his game. Linception.

by garbanzo24 on Oct 24, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like this. A lot.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have that feeling all the time.

Is this real life? Is this going to be forever?

by millennial on Oct 24, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only because I’m interested and I can never get the BBR play index thing to work for me, when was the last time other than Cliff Lee that a pitcher threw 200+ innings in a season with fewer than 20 walks?

I seem to be getting the result that it was in 1933, but I don’t know who…

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah. Not 200 innings. Still ridiculous.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, 11 more innings and he would have almost certainly made it. 9 walks in 189 innings?

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just too bad that he didn’t know how to win that season.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the same Carlos Silva of today?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

How does a guy throw 188 innings (with 9 walks) and only get 17 decisions?

by garbanzo24 on Oct 23, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Feller?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy mother of God, he walked 208 batters in 1938 and won 17 games?

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

There must of been a lot of Giants-type of teams back in the day.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So many great players had years cut off by the war, but Feller might have lost the most.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I drive to Chicago, there’s a huge billboard in the middle of Iowa for the Bob Feller Museum. Some day I will stop.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want a museum for me. That would be so cool.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

An El Person Museum?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

GIT R DUN GINATS BRASSZ

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have faith that they can get anything done.

(Remind me of this post next time I’m bitching about management)

by garbanzo24 on Oct 23, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a fantastic idea!

And this display is from this other time that El Person watched a Giants game and posted on McC at the same time!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried that today, and I posted a win probability chart, and everyone was mad at me. So much for that.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

“And El Person was totally bummed.”

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Tewksbury!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard that somewhere.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

(by the way, Maddux also had 20 exactly in 1997, when he pitched 232 innings)

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

see answer above

That Babe Adams season is ridiculous.

by wcw on Oct 23, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that Red Lucas season is weird. 40 strikeouts? Baseball was a much different sport back then.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The past is a different country.

by wcw on Oct 23, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go to the league pages for 1933 and look at the league leaders

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

See previous thread.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses, his real conditions of life, and the complete lack of offense.

by pentheus on Oct 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Guys I am going to Game 2! As a guest of BruteSentiment

omg

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Win!

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMGWTFBBQ

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG OMG OMG!

HAVE FUN!!!

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

I will be there too.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Oct 23, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have fun bro

ill be at game 3 in Arlington!

by ramirezut on Oct 23, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No grlz on the innerwebz!!!
…and stuff…

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by Merope on Oct 23, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

so lucky!

Do you need a luggage carrier? points at meself

BUSY, BUSY, BUSY

by girltothemax on Oct 23, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like

gas money. Arlington is 3hrs from Austin. It should be sweet!

by ramirezut on Oct 23, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have fun

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is awesome

Have fun!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRATZ!

You deserve it. I hope Dirty pitches better that night than he did tonight. ;)

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is my birthday. I will be working. But I’m happy for you….

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 23, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

fantastic!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

:]

..

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 23, 2010 11:17 PM PDT reply actions  

:)

Still in the hospital?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I got home this morning.

Still relatively weak, but I enjoyed the games and fights tonight from the comfort of my bed with sweet, sweet medication.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 23, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just poking around the video highlights on mlb.com to see if they had Miller’s call of the out up. Apparently not. :(

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 11:18 PM PDT reply actions  

East Coast Bias.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN might.
They showed the highlight with the call once.

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by Merope on Oct 23, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m gonna try the highlights on at bat iphone, they usually dub over the radio calls for each feed

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no way I am reading 1,500 comments. Did you guys break the internet again?

by igotnothing on Oct 23, 2010 11:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Trying to.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The internet doesn’t stand a chance.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not yet

But the night is young. Let us dance!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is some good baseball insight in those 1500 comments though.

Like SUCK IT, RECTUM FACE.

You can’t get that just anywhere.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 23, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Just trying to get someone chopped.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Creepy Jazz hands is creepy

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see any jazz hands…

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 23, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 23, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

3/4 through thisbottle of Cabernet

God, I am buzzing so hard.

anagram of “drunken anagramming” = MAN, GRAND MANURE KING

Anagram of "SF Giants National League Champs" = A HOT, GAINFUL, MAGIC PLEASANTNESS

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 23, 2010 11:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I am pumped!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by garbanzo24 on Oct 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m happy with this. I don’t think the WS will be as stressful as everything leading up to it was.

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by Merope on Oct 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, it’ll be stressful.

Don’t even try to tell yourself it won’t be.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 23, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You hush, let her dream

by igotnothing on Oct 23, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like Arlington isn’t as intimidating as a place as Philly or Atlanta though.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never feel intimidated going into other teams’ ballparks.

I just usually feel terrified that the Giants are going to break my heart.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 23, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

The heart breakness seems to increase in other stadiums. Dodger Stadium, Coors Field, Petco, Turner Field, etc.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

In some (Coors and Petco especially) you can change “terrified” to “almost certain”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except when Matt Cain.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Matt Cain pitches at Petco, I expect 7.2 IP, 4 H, 1 BB, 5 K, 0 R, and a no-decision in an eventual 2-0 Padres win in extra innings on a walk-off homer by Phil Nevin, who they just signed prior to that game to a ceremonial “retire a Padre” contract but still manages to get in a game.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of the recent Coors Field game when I said that. I like to think that 50% of those games will leave us now that the Giants aren’t as awful.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought

we were done after that game. Wow, Cain rebounded and look at us now.

by kezargiants on Oct 24, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh… the old, familiar terrors are the best.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 23, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rangers fans

are just happy to be in the WS. They can’t even spell heckling right now

by ramirezut on Oct 23, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atlanta is the least intimidating

your gonna get in the playoffs, 6k empty seats for a potential clincher? Texas will be somewhere in between ATL and Philly in terms of ridiculousness.

by kezargiants on Oct 24, 2010 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

The World Series will be so stressful that by the time it’s over, Eli Whiteside’s hair will have turned gray.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh man hope you're right

this last game was too stressful. Thank god, no game 7, I will need that extra day to relax away from Giants baseball before the WS.

BUSY, BUSY, BUSY

by girltothemax on Oct 23, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same

I’m going to enjoy football tomorrow.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with the OP

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 23, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still pissed I stopped taping the game tonight

BUT WE’RE IN THIS THING!!!!!!

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2010 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

They were down 2-0 and it looked like it was headed the wrong way

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stopping the tape is what won the Giants the game.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh sorry..

but wasn’t it only the 1st inning??

BUSY, BUSY, BUSY

by girltothemax on Oct 23, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a terrible knee-jerk if there ever was one.

At least you’ll get to enjoy all the terrible blowouts of the future in their entirety because of this game.

by garbanzo24 on Oct 23, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know

But if the Giants do win 4. This game will be on the World Series DVD set.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/turns back on SFGuy/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 24, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Via mymclife

It’s random, but still making me laugh.

Photobucket

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 11:26 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

I LOL'd
Uribe got his slider, and the odds he would swing at the first pitch?

“Ninety-eight percent,” Matt Cain said.

by Weltall on Oct 23, 2010 11:27 PM PDT reply actions  

He knows a hack when he see's one

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross hit his first career homer off Cliff Lee. I think this implies he will hit another one off of Lee.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

SCIENCE!

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 23, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still haven't closed my Gameday window

So amazing.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitch #7 – Slider – Called Strike

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 23, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umpire is pretty badass there.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Wilson’s reaction to his finally making the call.

by wcw on Oct 23, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t as funny when he was Frank Drebining the call to Ishikawa.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Buster’s Phil Mickelson jumping jack.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

mlb network is playing the highlights with the Miller calls.

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by Merope on Oct 23, 2010 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I STILL can't believe someone on my twitter feed

called for VELEZ to PR for Torres when he seemed to get hurt. I called said person a noob, then he proceeded to justify that call by saying Velez is FAST.

If you watched the beginning of the season, you’d obviously know Velez is the last person you’d want in that situation.

by kaeeeep on Oct 23, 2010 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

……………..picked off!

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by Merope on Oct 23, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA WHAT

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wut?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez isn't even on the roster

Or did I hit my head?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

…wow.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he meant to create a human fan for Torres. Dude needed a breather.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol wut

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW HIS REASONING:

would you rather have a tweaked leg rounding 3rd to try to score or a fast but stupid player?

UH, TWEAKED LEG.

by kaeeeep on Oct 24, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

…. well, then.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

POSTED BE4.. Thank you Bill Simmons
Now that was a baseball game!!!!!!!! Suffocating drama. Congrats to the GIants fans, happy for you. 4 more wins and you shed the baggage.

by DFARowand on Oct 23, 2010 11:29 PM PDT reply actions  

My favorite Simmons tweet
sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
Put it this way: Even JD Drew thought Ryan Howard needed to swing the bat there..

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Bill Simmons.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 24, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I look like a fat traffic cone when I wear orange. It does not suit me.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try standing on your hands

Brian Wilson being interviewed, when asked what it's like winning,

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne"

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I so wish I were in the City right now. Nothing happens in Cupertino.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Omaha.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You had Buster Posey pass through not that long ago.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fresno didn’t visit last season. This season, I was not around. Lame. And when he was in the CWS, I didn’t go to any of FSU’s games, though I did go to a game that year (Stanford-Georgia, when the Cardinal were eliminated; it was a sad day).

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They really need to bring back the American Association. There’s no reason for the PCL to stretch past the Mississippi.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so bizarre. The teams only play one series a year against teams from the other conference. Why the hell does an entire season go by in which the Grizzlies don’t visit Omaha? This upsets me. Bring back the AA, indeed!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey at the CWS

Was amazing. Front row, centerfield, watching his shot fly over the scoreboard at the Blatt.
-Bliss

by OmahaGiants on Oct 23, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in Austin

everyone is devastated right now.

by ramirezut on Oct 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Austin hates Dallas, right?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Longhorns

lost to Iowa St., and this is more of an Astros town. Yes and people from the D are kind of douchey

by ramirezut on Oct 23, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is surprisingly little jubilation in Tallahassee. :(

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Mails jcb9 some It’s Its

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by Merope on Oct 23, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

True that.

Actually I inadvertently passed up an opportunity to be in the city. I

by garbanzo24 on Oct 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to assume something epic happened to you mid-sentence.

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by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ 3 velociraptors wearing sailor hats moonwalk into room

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 24, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I live in Outer Sunset in SF and nothing happens here. Ever.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That barely counts. It’s like Daly City.

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by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply fail

daly city is an ok city.

by kaeeeep on Oct 23, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK is the perfect adjective to describe Daly City.

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by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s too cold there. Brr!

by wcw on Oct 23, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m out in the Outer Richmond and it’s pretty quiet too. I’m jealous that all of the people I know who live elsewhere are talking about how crazy things are in every place I don’t live.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in the Inner Richmond. Very quiet and I live near Geary. In 1982, it was noisy when the 49ers beat the Cowboys to reach the Super Bowl.

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by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there but it was a lot crazier on Mission!

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 24, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hugging strangers has never been so much fun

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by j14 on Oct 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well said, as always, Seasick FIsh

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by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

\o/

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for sharing

and great name, too.

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by positiveuphemism on Oct 23, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s a “Dodger”? Is that a fan of old cars?

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 23, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

One who is wary of Muni.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 23, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please continue to write here, K, thanks.

Brian Wilson being interviewed, when asked what it's like winning,

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne"

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so happy. Gotta be real.

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by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Am I going to wake up in the a.m. to Bochy in my shower smiling and telling me it was just a dream?

by igotnothing on Oct 23, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy in your shower would be a nightmare

Imagine how stretched out and completely ruined your shower cap would be.

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"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne"

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Orlando Hudson reminds me of that weird fast talking dude on King of the Hill.

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by Merope on Oct 23, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw him a bit last night on MLB Network. Bit of a speed freak, eh!?

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Listening to the final call on KNBR, and it sounds like Kruk and Kuip did a high five after the final out.

by Natto on Oct 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Where?

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 23, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean where can I listen to this

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 23, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish KNBR had a highlights reel thing on their website.

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by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll be on KNBR at about 3:30.

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by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright

You’ll be listening and watching them.

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by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find Buck much worse to be honest. McCarver is just old and senile. Buck is kind of a douchebag, and has a disgusting arrogance to him.

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by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree that Buck is worse

But not with dismissing McCarver as just senile. He’s been terrible for at least 20 years now.

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

I think I could tolerate him with someone else.

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by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hated him years before Buck was around.

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My judgements of Buck are based on personality a bit more.

Besides, McCarver said he found Manny Ramirez despicable once.

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by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

COWBOY!

No really, he said that during a baseball game. It was an Angels game in the playoffs in 2003. The camera panned to a guy wearing a cowboy hat and McCarver’s response was, “COWBOY!”. Joe Buck did not know what to say.

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by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’m laughing at how easy it is to imagine that.

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by groug on Oct 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The thing is, it happened.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah i know, but if I had to choose...

I would retire McCarver. The guy just spits out the obvious things.

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by girltothemax on Oct 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most color announcers do that anyways. Although McCarver is typically wrong, but that’s an entirely different issue.

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by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Radio!

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by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

miller will be on espn radio… kruk and kuip will be on knbr
Either’s a better alternative.

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by Merope on Oct 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flemming will be there too!

Also, no Miller in the World Series. :(

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by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miller is on ESPN radio with, I believe, Joe Morgan.

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by Merope on Oct 23, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

2002 I listened to Miller/Morgan because I really hated Joe Angel.

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by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, we did too.
You can wave it bye-bye. Ugh.

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by Merope on Oct 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t listen to Joe Morgan, so I assume he’s even worse on radio.

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by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's a dumb question

Would Jon be able to join the KNBR post-game wrap after he does his ESPN duties? Has it happened in the past when the Giants are on Sunday Night Baseball?

by Weltall on Oct 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering the same thing

ESPN probably forbids it, but I hope they’d look the other way if we win the World Series.

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by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed hearing Buck say that the phillies were a better team at least once per game.

by cybermaldonado on Oct 23, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buck and McCarver will be doing the World Series until the end of time if Fox has its way.

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The radio/TV combo (or, better yet, MLB gameday audio/TV combo) is definitely worth it. If you don’t have a radio, go get one! They can’t be that expensive, and you can’t count on this happening too often. Don’t let Buck and Co. worsen the experience for you; do what you have to to listen to our guys.

The fan shot on syncing the two is also well worth looking into.

by Seasick fish on Oct 23, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most people have alarm clock radios, anyway.

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS' NEW MAGIC NUMBER .....

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"

by GIANT stoner on Oct 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Wow

That is amazing.

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by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Cain Is Able” sighting on SportsCenter. Somebody probably pointed this out already, but I’m not opening that thread.

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by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Midnight replay?

Is it coming in 20 minutes? Some caller to the Marty show talked about him going all night…

by furikawari on Oct 23, 2010 11:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Seven scoreless innings from the 'pen

I still can’t get over that.

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by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:40 PM PDT reply actions  

When Timmeh is your worst reliever, you’ve had a good bullpen game.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did everyone think of having Timmy in?

He had a nice strikeout against Werth and Wilson got out of it with that DP so it didn’t hurt us. But I thought Romo should have been in.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 24, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is what Mission St. was like after the game. So great. So, so great.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 23, 2010 11:41 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Awesome.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read this as Michigan St.

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by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loud!

It’s loud.

Just woke up a bunch of 7 year olds having a sleep over (:

by cybermaldonado on Oct 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like Dhaka.

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by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

not nearly as enthusiastic here in Nevada County

by igotnothing on Oct 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I miss the Mission.

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by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss being in a city with actual neighborhoods.

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tallahassee has the city neighborhood and the rural neighborhood, yeah? Or is it Jacksonville that’s mostly all farmland?

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by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truth

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love it

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by j14 on Oct 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a lot of noise

You would have thought the Giants won the National League pennant or something.

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by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prius and SUV honked in unison.

(stolen from @burritojustice on twitter).

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey MCC

So I was a douchebag and didn’t try to sync up my radio with the TV and was wondering if anybody had the radio calls for the last out or the Uribe homerun?

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It’s been all over KNBR, MLB Network, and CSN. Eventually you’ll hear it. I’d guess midnight replay is good bet.

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by Merope on Oct 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ll have Must C clips up on MLB.com eventually, but I Don’t know when

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by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish KNBR would post the wrap podcast quicker.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're putting up the Must C's

Huff’s DP is up
Everything else will be up soon.

by garbanzo24 on Oct 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright

I’m finally going to try to come down from this high. See you guys later!

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by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT reply actions  

All I want is a 3-1 lead heading into game 5 again

that’s not too much to ask for, is it? I really think we can win the first two at home. Timmy vs. Lee should be amazing. When was the last pairing of Cy’s in the World Series?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Good god, Lone Star Ball commenters are overconfident in their latest thread. It’s weird.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t get why people are immediately favoring Texas. Didn’t they have the worst record of all the playoff teams in the easiest division? Sure, they scored a lot against the Yankees in two hitters ballparks. The series was a slugfest for the most part and Texas is younger and way hungrier.

Our pitching is as dominant as any since the Braves in the 90s.

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by positiveuphemism on Oct 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We haven’t exactly killed lefties. But if we see both Lee and Wilson in AT&T, our soft righty DH option doesn’t become much of an issue. At Texas though… Pablo hitting righty, or Rowand… doesn’t inspire too much confidence.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a good feeling about Panda for this series. I think being able to sit in the clubhouse and not have to stress out about defense will put him in a much better mind state at the plate and he will go off. Of course, he could also go totally wonky on the bench and be too amped and swing at everything.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 23, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every time I think negatively about Panda batting right-handed, I remind myself of his HR off Joe Beimel last season. That gives me faith.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 24, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking we’d surely be the favorites.

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 24, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re a good team. Let ’em be overconfident.

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by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the Giants are good too. Every team in the playoffs was good. The ‘99 Rangers were good. I don’t get watching baseball and thinking, oh, Team X is going to beat the tar out of Team Y in a short series. It’s just completely against everything that comes with watching baseball. The Giants won the NLCS because Cody Ross went apeshit. That’s weird, and that’s baseball.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 23, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we also have a fascination with fanbases that actually think their team is going to do well. It’s just weird and unnatural.

by apistat on Oct 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s definitely weird and unnatural in the case of the Texas Rangers fanbase, considering their 50 years of utter futility to this point.

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s probably something in the Texas mindset, too—bold, brash, very self-confident. Also, the American League has a serious superiority complex.

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by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/has cheese plate
//thinks about more important things
///can’t recommend this Cabernet enough

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 23, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/picks Grant’s pocket

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by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as ‘pickle in Grant’s pocket’.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 23, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

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by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to say

Bumgarner is quietly becoming quite a badass mofo.

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by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT reply actions  

the guy is a beast!

a 21 yr old beast!

BUSY, BUSY, BUSY

by girltothemax on Oct 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll never forget yelling at him to stop trying to beat up an ump.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure he never smiles

I imagine this was his expression on the happiest day of his life

:I

Buster Posey>
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by Gobroks on Oct 24, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFF

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...that was a loud long burst of fireworks

Sounded like they came from Dolores Park. Anyone else hear them?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Scratch one bottle of Cabernet

WOOOOOOOOOO we’re in the goddamned world series dammit
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Alright, three hours of post-game threads later, I must call it a night. THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! THE GIANTS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES! That just never gets old.

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by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT reply actions  

4-3.

That is all we have to do.

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by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2010 11:49 PM PDT reply actions  

.571 baseball gets it done.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 23, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the plus side, Bengie Molina is terrible at playing baseball.

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/“wild pitch”

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is always a logical counterargument.

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by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought about that and I’m worried a bit too

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS SO STUPID

Every team has hardcore advanced scouts..

What could Bengie possibly say that a scout hasnt picked up on

by DFARowand on Oct 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t be rude. Seeing a pitch from behind the plate is much better than scouting from the stands.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 23, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going through planning and strategy sessions with the staff might give one some insight.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 23, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They could just put a camera in the catcher’s helmet, and alas.

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by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he has actually caught said pitchers.

I doubt any scout has done that. I’m not saying I think it’s a huge advantage or anything, but it’s there. He can only give so many pointers though, the hitters still have to step into the box and have good at bats.

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by TXHC on Oct 24, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see Bengie give a good AB.

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by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

He does every once in a while.

He’s come through a couple of times so far this post-season. Hard to believe he hit for the cycle earlier in the season, I still can’t believe that actually happened. But yeah, Bengie will be the least of your worries.

Elvis, Young, Hamilton, Guerrero, Cruz, Kinsler, Murphy/Frenchy, Molina/Treanor, Moreland

That’s a stout lineup. They’ll have their work cut out for them though. I’m not going to lie, your pitching staff is pretty terrifying.

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by TXHC on Oct 24, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Andrus is going to be a pain, I can see it already.

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by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that bothers him. I expect to see Lincecum embarrass Bengie.

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by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look for the Rangers hitters to try and and distract Cain with DVDs of The Notebook and You’ve Got Mail.

by Natto on Oct 23, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

“It’s my start today and I have to be out on the mound in 20 minutes, but I just found this copy of The Bridges of Madison County in my locker!”

by apistat on Oct 23, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain

Loves to face: his sensitive side

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, I can’t wait till Bengie gets a look at Lincecum’s slider.

by Evan on Oct 24, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hee hee… surprise!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got my In’n’out and it’s the best in’n’out ever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I hadn't had a hamburger in 10 years.

Fast Food Nation, and all. Met a butcher who didn’t eat hamburgers. It wasn’t hard to give them up.

Then I went to that slider place in Palo Alto, and I said WTF?, I can eat some ground beef. Ate one.

Now I’m like a zombie that tasted brains for the first time. Moar. I get In ‘N’ Out every chance I get. It’s weird.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 23, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAMBURGERS

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lived off them in college V. 1.0, so I’m not a stranger. But it had been a decade. So good.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 23, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t entered or ordered anything from a fast-food restaurant in nearly two years. Except for In-n-Out, which I’ve been to six times since then.

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by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went so long without eating fast food until i got my new job with normal hours and a long lunch hour to burn, now I eat it waay too often because its so much cheaper and easier than going to an actual restaurant…

by apistat on Oct 24, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brains are good man.

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by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got mine, but it wasn’t cooked through :o( celebratory In N Out epic fail

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That picture of the partially-cooked 100×100 almost made me want to stop eating In-N-Out. Then I had it again and remembered how delicious it is.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean this one?

Anagram of "SF Giants National League Champs" = A HOT, GAINFUL, MAGIC PLEASANTNESS

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 24, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

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by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

A good 30 or more of those patties are raw!

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t know, don’t want to know.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

and that’s why they limit the size of each burger now

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by rightcenterfielder on Oct 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

great I’m gonna die now aren’t I?
just when we win a trip to the WS, I’m gonna die of food poisoning from an under cooked celebration burger…
so my life :(

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 24, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

So...anyone know Texas's story?

Is it as compelling as ours? I know part of it has to do with Nolan Ryan leading an ownership group or something…maybe GM? Both? Their manager used to be an A’s coach? Josh Hamilton was a crackhead but found his way out and has manifested his #1 pick potential and is one of the best players in baseball and is his team leader. They use ginger ale in their celebrations, I think.

That’s all I know. Oh wait…Bengie Molina. Ugh. There will be talk of how he knows our pitchers and will be able to give highly accurate scouring reports to the hitters. This is an interesting possibility. I am very curious to see him bat against Timmy.

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by positiveuphemism on Oct 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Get ready to read eight fucking billion stories about claws and antlers between now and Wednesday.

by apistat on Oct 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

We got crab claws to pinch off their offense.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 23, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't forget

the ginger ale thing…i know that shit is going to come up with Buck and McCarver about how they are the righteous franchise because they don’t drink.

by kezargiants on Oct 24, 2010 2:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t drink? Hell, our boys are all out behind the stadium smoking a joint. I’m sure the whole Timmy thing will be mentioned. And since election day is what the 2nd? and there are games in SF on the 3rd and 4th? Oy

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Claws and antlers: The new rally monkey?

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 24, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

CJ Wilson is like their version of Brian Wilson, only he’s a starter
Colby Lewis was pitching in Japan last year
Cliff Lee

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by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Colby Lewis is like their Keiichi Yabu?

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by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alls I Know

Is that i hate that damn claw t-shirt

by ramirezut on Oct 23, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before this month, they’d won 1 postseason game in 50 years. So that’s part of their story.

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I suspect that plays into the overconfidence Grant mentioned above

This is all incredibly new and magical and unprecedented to them. A large percentage of their fans have never seen the Rangers in the postseason AT ALL before now, and they just took out the two best teams in the AL pretty easily. They’re young and soft and innocent and don’t yet comprehend how postseason baseball can and will rip your heart out and spit on it and then stab you in the brain with a spork repeatedly. They don’t know how quickly everything can go wrong, so they think everything is going to keep going right.

Let’s hope they learn their lesson.

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s actually a really good attitude to have: think everything is going to go right.

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by positiveuphemism on Oct 24, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s how I felt in the 2002 postseason, actually. Once they dispatched the Braves, I was sure they were winning the World Series.

I can’t manage that anymore.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t have any expectations when it comes to the World Series. I won’t get burned again.

by Every6thDay on Oct 24, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember some guy in my high school Calculus class after that series saying “We’re winning it all now! Who’s gonna stop us? The Cardinals? The Twins? The Angels? We’re going all the way!”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 24, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

My mom called me in the 6th inning of game six screaming, “THEY’RE GONNA DO IT! THEY’RE GONNA WIN THE WORLD SERIES!”

I admonished her in that moment and then shunned her later.

by Every6thDay on Oct 24, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are we doing stories from math class in 2002?

My math teacher (this was in third grade) had two pieces of paper stapled to the wall. One said “Giants” and the other “Angels”. Each time a team won, a tally mark was put under that team’s name. Come the weekend, it said Giants 3 and Angels 2. I never saw it again.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

They also lost Game 1 by giving up a 5-0 lead. Then they bounced back to destroy the Yankees.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 24, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well the fact that they never won a playoff series is interesting for sure.

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by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Franchise founded in 1961.
Plays in AL West.
Never been to a World Series before.
Bengie Molina is their catcher.
Has an animal-related gimmick.

No problem at all.

by QuakeFan on Oct 23, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 24, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

/panics

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Oct 24, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, they used to be the Washington Senators, and they play in a park that used to be called “The Ballpark,” so there’s that.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see how either of these facts are relevant.

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by groug on Oct 24, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because of the name change people don’t credit their previous history?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 24, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure what you mean by this.

They were the second Washington Senators. Not the one Walter Johnson played for, if that’s what you mean. That team is now the Minnesota Twins.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Although they have the Senators trademarks and such in a Cleveland Browns-style move.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you possibly missed the point of QuakeFan’s comment?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 24, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is the case

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Oct 24, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

/starts breaking things

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

This season reminds me of 2002 so much. This was cool all summer, but now it sucks.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

It reminds me of 2002, as well. It doesn’t feel the same at all. That year we were pretty confident of the playoffs all season long. It was never torture. And we had Bonds to root for all year. We did have a fight in front of the cameras by our two big stars.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 24, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Has only 8 playoff wins in their history.
Has 1.5 good starters.
Hasn’t seen pitching like ours.
Has Bengie Molina as their catcher.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

But lonestarball.com assures me that every single pitching matchup favors them strongly.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Could you link that for me, please?

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by positiveuphemism on Oct 24, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.lonestarball.com/2010/10/23/1770380/texas-rangers-and-san-francisco-giants-world-series#50149422

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

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by positiveuphemism on Oct 24, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, they actually believe all that! It’s so cute!

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

That’s dumb

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"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 24, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

1.5 is Cliff Lee right?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 24, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly!

This really sums up my feelings about the matchup.

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by positiveuphemism on Oct 24, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do any of them sport a red soul patch and play in an awful band?

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 24, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

and bankruptcy

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

As much as I want to hate them, I gotta like Nolan Ryan and how he’s been channeling Bruce Jenkins in his attitudes towards pitching. And then I remember they gave us George W. and I forget about all that

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. GWB. FUCK THE RANGERS!!!!

You just know we will be getting stories about Red/Blue People who don’t represent most of us and People who don’t represent most of us…err, liberal/conservative. Oh yeah, and Steers vs. Queers. Sigh.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 24, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, it’s totally a Red State vs Blue State series that we could possibly hear about endlessly

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy didn’t have the slider when Bengie left. He barely caught Madison. He doesn’t know Lopez and barely caught Casilla.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Condensed game is up: http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=12902457

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2010 11:56 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

ZOMG THANK YOU

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by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to use DownloadHelper and save this on my computer

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I did with Sanchez’s no hitter last year.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 23, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have that one, too.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm listening to Lurie right now...

It occurs to me more and more often that Ralph Barbieri should retire. He always sounds like absolute shit now. He’s never sounded great but he sounds like he is dying. And of course for how annoying he is. What if Lurie took over for him. How would he and Tom work? I suspect very well because neither is abrasive. Wouldn’t that be nice?

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by positiveuphemism on Oct 24, 2010 12:00 AM PDT reply actions  

I’ve never heard him talk anything but baseball. There’s a reasonably high chance he’d be a Rick Barry.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Marty Lurie on his worst day is 100 times the broadcaster Rick Barry was.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good point

Lurie obviously loves baseball, but most baseball fans also like other sports. I’d bet he is fluent in the other major sports.

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by positiveuphemism on Oct 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lurie is so nice all the time. It’s weird.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

good god i want to hear the calls

by furikawari on Oct 24, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

OK the dude just said that they’d do another segment of callers before midnight replay.

by garbanzo24 on Oct 24, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got my recorder ready.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Game time: 3:40

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

how much of that is the extended commercial break time?

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

True.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

i meant the replay

and missed my own joke…

midnight replay incoming after the next 20 minutes of commercials.

by furikawari on Oct 24, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh haha.

I was talking about the blatant TWHS I provided.
We’re almost to the MR!!!

by garbanzo24 on Oct 24, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was kinda joking about the 20 minutes thing, but now it has actually been 20 minutes of commercials. This is getting idiotic.

by furikawari on Oct 24, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I gave up. I’ll tune in to 1050 instead and listen to whatever ESPN Radio has to say about college football.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

do you think they hit the wrong button and went home?

by furikawari on Oct 24, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re probably all passed out drunk. I don’t blame them.

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently it was the “Giants 1 AM replay” and no one bothered to tell us we’d be subjected to 35 minutes of t-t-t-t-t-tap plastics.

by furikawari on Oct 24, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I ended up using my recorder.

Oh well. The Giants won the pennant, man. Nobody can take that away.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're totally right!

The Giants won the pennant!

And now I get to listen to the calls =D

by furikawari on Oct 24, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s going to be fun to watch Rangers fandom tie themselves up in knots over whether Vlad should sit in S.F. or play outfield.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 12:02 AM PDT reply actions  

The thing I love about the park is that hiding your worst fielder in right can absolutely ruin you.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

lolguillen

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by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll be fun subjecting another team to the torture.

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watching SNL

Emma Stone is sexy

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 24, 2010 12:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Blake Lively hosted last year. Amazing.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

You want it! You want it!

The Town was a pretty sweet movie.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I watched the first 15 minutes

I counted the number of times I laughed. That number shares a title with a Smashing Pumpkins and Yeah Yeah Yeahs song

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 24, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a zeeerrroooooo

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 24, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

This World Series will match teams from the two divisions that have gone the longest without their representatives winning a World Series.

Last NL West team to win: Arizona Diamondacks, 2001
Last AL West team to win: Anaheim Angels, 2002

WE’RE DUE

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 12:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Underrated: Huff taking second when Torres was thrown out at the plate.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 24, 2010 12:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Also, I would have sent Torres too.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 24, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I think Flannery makes some bad decisions.

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by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with your larger point, but in this case, I’m against the grougthink.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 24, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

1st and 3rd with Posey at the plate? Victorino has an amazing arm and it’s really accurate, and of course, it wasn’t even close.

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by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean hitter? I had that impression as well. Too many 5-4-3 GDP.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can't tell if this is chasm or not...

but Posey really isn’t a fly-ball hitter, so he struggles with that sort of approach. That’s generally a good problem to have, though.

by garbanzo24 on Oct 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not sarcasm at all. Buster just seems to not drive the ball through the right side in RBI situations. He tends, it seems to be, to go full-pull and drive it a bit more slowly straight to third base.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone other than Torres, and I don’t send him. And I admit I was totally wrong. I’m just trying to say that I empathize with Flannery. It wasn’t an easy decision.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 24, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Torres is a strange case on the base paths. He’s always ten feet ahead or ten feet behind where you think he’s going to be.

The bunt was brilliant. Where’s that been all year?

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do have to wonder if Flannery didn’t see Torres’s bad jump at second. He has to be paying attention to a whole lot of things at once there.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are there stats on number of outs made at the plate? I know we talked about this before but I can’t remember if anything was definitely concluded about Flannery compared to other 3B coaches. not that counting the number of outs there would necessarily prove much of anything, but I’d still be curious to see how the Giants compare.

by Seasick fish on Oct 24, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can Retrosheet it!

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by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you are going to check this stat

you should only check 1st or 2nd outs made at home.

I have no problem sending Torres there with 2 outs. With only one out (and the heart of your line-up coming up) he has to send him only when he’s 99% sure he makes it.

I was surprised at first that Torres was so slow getting home until I saw the awful jump he got on the replay.

I’m usually defending Flannery when everyone wants his head for a third out made at home which I almost never have a problem with.

by nofreetime on Oct 24, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Definite no for me.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Took a good throw. Torres is vrooom. I would have gambled.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 24, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think anything other than a terrible throw is going to get him out there, the ball wasnt deep at all and Torres didn’t have enough of a jump.

And that’s not even taking into account the fact that not going leaves a man at third with one out and your clean up hitter at the plate.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

But it didn’t take that good of a throw. The actual throw was very averageish, and he was still out by a mile.

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by groug on Oct 24, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hitting the back of the mound actually made the throw go to home, otherwise it tails up the line.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Victorino hit the back of the mound with a very short throw. He got lucky on the bounce.
 
I gamble against Victorino there, too.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Dante Powell got that bounce

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by NuschlerFace on Oct 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey was up next and we would have had 1st and 3rd with one out. I cannot agree with you.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posey, aside for the 4-5 game, has been slumping.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because of a couple games? Please.

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by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

The whole team has been slumping. I still think it’s a better choice to hold Torres (especially after he got the awful jump) and see what Buster can do than let him get thrown out at home.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

All teams slump in the playoffs.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 24, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the product of always playing other great teams really.

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by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

Buster Posey>
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by Gobroks on Oct 24, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you don’t have confidence in your cleanup hitter’s ability to hit a fly ball or a non-double play grounder then he shouldn’t be batting cleanup.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Aside from the times he’s been awesome, he’s been slumping.”

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Toss out the 4-5 game and he had 1 hit and 2 walks in the series.
 
I’m not saying “start Whiteside”. I’m saying be aggressive and don’t put it all on one young player who hasn’t been going well.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

But there’s a line between aggressive and stupid. When your runner is basically tagging third at the same time the center fielder is picking up the ball about 20 feet from the infield you’ve stepped over that line.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

7th or later, tied or trailing, I agree.

3rd inning and a chance to tie and shut up the crowd, go for it.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not really how it works. I mean, toss out Game 2, and the Giants dominated the Phillies 4 games to 1. What a great no drama series victory!

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t evaluate team performance and individual performance with the same broad brush.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

You also can’t make claims with such a small sample size.

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by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s had great AB’s.

He had a 13 pitch one tonight. Just because he isn’t getting the hits doesn’t mean that he is playing terrible, because he has the best AB’s on the team.

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 24, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

At that point in the game is taking pitches out of Oswalt’s arm before making one or two outs really the goal?

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t his goal, that’s typically a consequence of putting good swings on the ball and having good pitch recognition.

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by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I respectfully disagree, overlord.

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by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would have been wrong, too, mind you. But I don’t begrudge the decision. I mean, vroooom.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 24, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

HORRIBLE jump by Torres

Hell, Sanchez broke home before Torres broke from 2nd

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by ToddCommish on Oct 24, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would have sent him, too. But I would have asked for this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oHWD94jgaw

by reneved on Oct 24, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SHANE VICTORINO

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mr Merope has taken to calling him “sphincterino”

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was imagining a post-game press conference where Willie Mays got to ask him, what were you thinking when you tried to make that catch?

Is this real life? Is this going to be forever?

by millennial on Oct 24, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Willie didn’t even have to think about the wall. Gotta be fair, that was a tough play.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely key. Didn’t happen on the Rowand throw.
 
Series turned on the little things.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was also surprised to see him come around and score when the ball got past Ryan Howard. It didn’t look like the ball rolled that far away from him

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 24, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Video of the scene at Public House during the bottom of the ninth. There is a lot of torture, then 12:42 happens.

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by j14 on Oct 24, 2010 12:07 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That’s amazing. Wish I could have been there for the big moment.

by Seasick fish on Oct 24, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great footage

Even though it only happened a few hours, I completely forgot that Howard took a big rip at BWeezy’s penultimate pitch and fouled it off. That game could have ended very differently….

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by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was listening to the post-game wrap and I had forgotten that the Giants had loaded the bases in the top of the ninth until they mentioned it.

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by j14 on Oct 24, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope and expect that Joe Posnanski is going to write the greatest column of his career about that crazy, wonderful game.

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by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Presumably that’s why he hasn’t had anything baseball up in the last few days, I hope.

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

The square corners on the tables… bad idea.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is fantastic. I love crowd reaction videos.

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by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also of note: I like how Mark DeRosa acts like a 40-year Giants fan after anything good happens.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 24, 2010 12:10 AM PDT reply actions  

He’s one of my favorite players, and I barely remember him playing.

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude hit a dinger.

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by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure? I’m not convinced he ever existed.

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Houston. Look it up.

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by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

2011 starting 3rd baseman!

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by NuschlerFace on Oct 24, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll make an excellent radio host when he retires.

Also, another guy that’s great to listen to: David Lee.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just rewatched the game and

Roy Oswalt is a beast. Tip of the cap to you- you’d make a great 5th starter for the Giants.

by vhants on Oct 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit, it’s after 3 AM here. Time for me to drag my ass to bed. Thank god there’s not another one of these tomorrow night.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 12:13 AM PDT reply actions  

I am now going to watch the CSN post-game videos.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Madison, Tamer of Horses

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:17 AM PDT reply actions  

C'yall

After a whole bottle of wine, I’m about ready to keel over.

Enjoy these three days of non-torture, then start it all over again. MAKE IT HURT YOU BASTARD! WE LIVE FOR THIS!!

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 24, 2010 12:18 AM PDT reply actions  

I like how it seems like Emmanuel Burriss and Darren Ford are having such a great time.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Wouldn’t any of us be if we were them? They’re getting paid good money, staying at luxury hotels, have great seats to these amazing playoff games, and they feel absolutely none of the pressure, because they’re not actually on the roster.

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by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I don’t begrudge them the opportunity. They are having a good fucking time.

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would be so cool to be Darren Ford right now.

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

You would also be in legal trouble

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by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

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by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess Darren Ford CAN be caught stealing.

by garbanzo24 on Oct 24, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

From what I’ve been feeling watching these games… I wouldn’t say those players in the dugout aren’t feeling any of the pressure.

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Velez was holding up the trophy and kissing it

I laughed.

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by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm surprised that he didn't drop it

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by ToddCommish on Oct 24, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was focused

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by groug on Oct 24, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is, it happened.

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

adds a nice veneer

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 24, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

It becomes green with time.

/Statue of Liberty’d

(don’t science me up)

by garbanzo24 on Oct 24, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how the trophy is made.

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by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are part of the team, too. They may not be on the 25 man roster, but they are on the 40 man.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 24, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

and Darren Ford won us a big game late in the season. he’s one of the guys who got us to the playoffs.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 24, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

So fucking this

If the Giants didn’t win that game, would any of this be happening?

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 24, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift Z: Woooooo

Also I reacted strangely calmly when the Giants won. Maybe it’s because I’m back home. Anyway, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Buster Posey>
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by Gobroks on Oct 24, 2010 12:20 AM PDT reply actions  

I was excited and immediately high-fived my buddy, who is a Dodgers fan, and walked outside to call my brother. When he answered, I didn’t even know what to say, it was surreal and I felt like I couldn’t talk.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 24, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, LOL FP calling out Fire Sabean

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 24, 2010 12:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha. I didn’t hear it, but that sounds funny.

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He said something to the effect of "how many hits is firesabean.com getting tonight?"

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He probably thought he was making up that name.

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I think they argued on FP's radio show before

Buster Posey>
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by Gobroks on Oct 24, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can only imagine the powerful emotional tidal stresses going on internally for firesabean right now.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 24, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I need a fucking nap. Or a full night’s sleep. I can’t decide yet.

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by deuce deuce on Oct 24, 2010 12:21 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL Buster forgot Bumgarner pitched in this game. “That feels like it was two days ago.”

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Thursday’s game feels like it was a month ago

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by j14 on Oct 24, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t seen you in forever!

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by groug on Oct 24, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m having similar trouble. An hour ago, I could have sworn the game ended on a double play. Looking over highlights and box scores there are plenty of other details that I had mixed up or forgotten, as well. Some stuff is a real vivid memory and other stuff is all clouded at the moment into a haze of weird tense awesomeness. I’ll watch the replay tomorrow and try to make sense of it all, but I could definitely not give a good recap of events despite having my eyes glued to the TV the entire time.

by Seasick fish on Oct 24, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of literary, cosmic perfection was it that the Giants had runners on base all night, almost every inning after they tied it, and couldn’t score a single run to save their lives?

Then with two outs and the bases empty, Juan Uribe hits an opposite-field home run.

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by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes it really seems like this is our year.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 24, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody seems willing to beat us. So . . . .

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 24, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s weird, but I felt strangely ok with Uribe up with two outs and no one on. Something like “well, with the lowest part of the order up after, maybe all-or-nothing isn’t too bad.” Good thing that worked out.

by speckops on Oct 24, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Both games Bumgarner's pitched

A whole lot of action happened after he left. I still think MadBum is my player of the game. What a beastly young kid. That was so awesome, he just looked like a stud.

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by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross defies the rules of baseball

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/playoffs/2010/columns/story?columnist=stark_jayson&id=5722446

Their cleanup hitter (Cody Ross) was in the minor leagues when this season started. Their No. 5 hitter (Pat Burrell) got released by Tampa Bay. Their No. 6 hitter (Cody Ross) was a waiver-claim special — and all he did was win the NLCS MVP award.

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:29 AM PDT reply actions  

i wish they'd accidentally said he was the no. 5 hitter too

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by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

CODY SEZ

I ACCIDENTALLY A WHOLE NLCS MVP AWARD

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by thebighead on Oct 24, 2010 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

HE IN YO BASE DAWG!

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by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Since I was away from the TV making my pregnant, sick wife a glass of Tang when Uribe hit his home run… let’s just say I will be drinking a lot of Tang over the next week-and-a-half.

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Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 12:31 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I look forward to listening to Baseball Today podcast on Monday when Eric Karabell has to mourn his Phillies losing.

by Natto on Oct 24, 2010 12:31 AM PDT reply actions  

I think, being what the circumstances were, the last pitch of the game was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

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by deuce deuce on Oct 24, 2010 12:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Velocity, location, the pitch sequence, the leverage index… Yeah, it’s right up there.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I’m going to try to relax and go to bed. I love this team.

/hugs everyone

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by j14 on Oct 24, 2010 12:32 AM PDT reply actions  

John Shea: No fluke: SF Giants deserves to be in World Series

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by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 12:34 AM PDT reply actions  

They backed in. Got lucky. Other teams fumbled it away and choked. Most underserving WS team ever.
/DodgerPadresBravesPhilliesKnuckleheads

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know Baseball is replete with hyperbole and all

But doesn’t the Giants’ relief pitching performance genuinely merit some sort of “All-Time Best Performance” award?

7 innings, no runs? In an elimination game? ON THE ROAD ???

by Every6thDay on Oct 24, 2010 12:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh how I missed you 2009 Affeldt.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

My first memory of Affeldt as a Giant is getting him to get Helton to hit into that 1-2-3 DP at coors field

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 24, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

I’m hoping Elias Sports Bureau and/or Jayson Stark put the bullpen performance in historical context sometime over the next few days.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Phillies were 65.4% favored to win per WPA at the moment Affeldt came on.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Has a bullpen ever done that before? I’m really curious. They were incredible.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be curious to find out how many teams have won any game, let alone a playoff or series clinching game, by having a bullpen that pitched 7 innings and an offense that scored less than 4 runs.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Must C clips on MLB.com so far are kind of disappointing

The lineout DP and Torres long single.

I want some Must C Clutch and Must C Clinch videos.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:39 AM PDT reply actions  

They’ll definitely add them… eventually.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just watch the condensed game

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Already did

But I want the calls now. I want MORE DAMMIT!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

The condensed game wouldn’t have the broadcaster calls.

by Natto on Oct 24, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s cool how you get FOX, KNBR and the Philly guys. They’re always so boring when the Giants do something well. it’s awesome.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 24, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know this is no news to anyone here, but hearing Miller or Kuip sound really excited even when the opposing team does something really exciting is one of the many things that makes them excellent broadcasters.

by Seasick fish on Oct 24, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

They were pretty pumped up about Werth’s sliding catch in foul territory. It was a great play.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dan Schulman had a good call for ESPN Radio.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Submitted without comment
Affeldt gave much of the credit to rookie catcher Buster Posey, whom he said he didn’t shake off one time in his two innings.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 12:41 AM PDT reply actions  

He doesn’t know how to call a game though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

TRUE

When Sanchez was out there I saw Posey just trying to make shadow puppets. Not ready to catch.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

He does an awesome german shepherd.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 24, 2010 5:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

gyro ball joke goes here

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 24, 2010 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more seasoning. Free Eli Whiteside!

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Underdogs again!

Which team will win the World Series?

Giants 31%
Rangers 69%

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 24, 2010 12:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Based on a polling done on Saturday evening . . .

of clueless mid-western in-breds.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 24, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a child of rural midwesterners

I prefer to think of it as a poll of incorrect midwesterners.

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by antinous on Oct 24, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

G’nite folks. It’s been a blast!

by garbanzo24 on Oct 24, 2010 12:45 AM PDT reply actions  

The Phillies had a runner at third base with one out in the 6th inning. The Giants advanced to the World Series.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 12:46 AM PDT reply actions  

The Giants advanced to the World Series.

This is always a good sentence.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 24, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

They were “5 outs away”.

The “curse” is off. The dragon has been slain. Now let’s go kick Ranger backside.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

They brought in their closer, five outs away, with two on and he shut them the fuck down.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

and
yes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was stirring. There’s definitely a time for “More Guts Than Stuff”.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not yet

Not yet

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by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just rewatched the Victorino throw

Pretty sure it’s up the first base line if it doesn’t hit the mound. Ruiz would have needed to move to his right and try the sweep tag.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 12:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Great picture from NY Times website

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2010 12:50 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Nate sighting!

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody throw your hands in the air
And gesticulate with them as though you’re indifferent to any possible repercussions.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Matt interview on the CSN page is awesome. He’s all distracted and happy and I love him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 12:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Quotable as ever.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 24, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know I'm going to log on McCovey Chronicles tomorrow afternoon

And see 2000+ unread comments waiting for me.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 12:57 AM PDT reply actions  

We’re all going to have very interesting lunches.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 24, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Come chicken?

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL heimy

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by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Grant,

You’re the best blogger of all time. Well, not of all time, but you’re pretty great. Also, your other mods like howtheyscored are pretty great, too. How can I be a running back?

by Every6thDay on Oct 24, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 24, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

PS. Feel free to read this letter to all the mods.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was actually Fontenot for a second

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, me too.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 24, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot wishes he had that naturally lush, black beard.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 24, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you dying your beard??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I get the feeling the double post will be deleted.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 24, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had hardly even realized just how tiny Fontenot actually is until one of his at bats yesterday. It looked like he had angered a sorcerer.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

So did I.

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously thought that was Fontenot when I first saw it.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I should read the replies before posting next time.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Not doing it for me. I’m still a Howie man.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh.

Baggs:

Giants manager Bruce Bochy admitted he wasn’t even aware that Aaron Rowand had gone out to play center at the behest of trainer Dave Groeschner.

I wasn’t aware that trainers could make moves like that? Sounds like he’ll be fine for Wednesday, though.

by Big Americans on Oct 24, 2010 1:09 AM PDT reply actions  

The center field wall

might have said something to Rowand and he feels it just wasn’t a “professional” move. So he took care of it.

/Win the inning
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///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Oct 24, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

From Baggs:
What does [Wilson] imagine the World Series trophy is like to hold?

"I hope it’s a skyscraper," he said.

by Every6thDay on Oct 24, 2010 1:11 AM PDT reply actions  

I really hope so

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 24, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

If anybody buys the World Series DVD set

There is alternate audio for each game. So you could listen via the FOX feed OR listen via the Giants or Rangers radio network.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 1:15 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

1 AM REPLAY

Kruk was prescient: “Hallion is a low ball umpire. Lots of low strikes.”

Also, still can’t believe Sanchez struck out on three pitches in the first with a runner on, especially when two of those pitches were fastballs right down the middle.

by Every6thDay on Oct 24, 2010 1:17 AM PDT reply actions  

It happens. He got fooled. He still hit .350 in the series. What a great time for him to regain his form.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

MLB Network tomorrow

This game is being replayed at 10:30 AM tomorrow

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 1:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Must-see TV, IMHO.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 24, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who cares about the University of Charlotte 49ers?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Small sample sizers

What with the Alex Smiths and the Mike Singletarys and the glavins.

by Every6thDay on Oct 24, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re going to lose, it has already been decided.

The only thing up for debate is whether the Dorian Gray theory or the belief that there isn’t enough room for two winners in the city is correct.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will gladly sacrifice a Niners season to futility and embarrassment if it means the Giants win the World Series.

by Every6thDay on Oct 24, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about the last 5 years?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shrug

It’s probably just selfishness. I saw most of the championship run for the 49ers. I’ve only ever had my heart broken by the Giants. Too, the NFL is setup for teams getting good in a hurry while Baseball is far less “fair.”

by Every6thDay on Oct 24, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m putting them each on one tuner of the Tivo box and switching back and forth.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shit, I wish I had read this earlier so I could have recorded it.

by zuma420 on Oct 24, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

As it turned out, the Uribe home run was on just as I switched from the Niners losing. Really helped the mood.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t be online for a while, so I’d like to add, late to the party, I DON’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT! NLCS! SUCK IT, EVERYONE WHO THOUGHT THE GIANTS COULDN’T BEAT THE PHILLIES!!!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 24, 2010 1:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Bruce Bochy 2011 NL All-Star manager

All of you know what that means. 8 Giants All-Stars next year!!

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 24, 2010 1:30 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

FUCK YEAH

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Victorino hits .50 points better than Panda but Bochy picks Panda anyway.

Actually, I don’t. I hope Victorino hits .200 and Panda hits .350 and gets voted onto the team.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 24, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

The AL manager had better not go to the mound twice because that shit will NOT be tolerated.

by Seasick fish on Oct 24, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

No Phillies

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Oct 24, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I AM HOME FROM BARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PRETTY DRUNK BUT THE GINATS WIN THE PNNANNT! THE GIANTS WINT HE PENNEANT!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 24, 2010 1:31 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I approve of this message.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Oct 24, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 1:34 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL MIKE FONTENOT

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 24, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I AM STILL SO FUCKING AMPED UP

WOOOOO WE’RE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 1:39 AM PDT reply actions  

THE GIANTS ARE IN THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!

THE GIANTS WON TH EPENENANT!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 24, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Yes, we did. How fortuitous. I’m very enthusiastic about our chances for further success.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

THE GIANTS WON THE FUCKING PENNANT.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, they’ve changed the labels on a ton of the videos to Must C but it’s still just the FOX call. HURRY UP MLB.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 1:45 AM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still only hear Joe Buck D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

D:

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

It cycles through Buck, Miller and maybe the Phillie’s guy? Not sure.

by frozenteeth on Oct 24, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

It hasn’t updated to that for me yet D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well..I’ve seen the near future…and it involves a Jon Miller call for you!

by frozenteeth on Oct 24, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

IT WORKS NOW

YAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

LITTLE DID WE KNOW

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, so dismissive. Such an afterthought.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 24, 2010 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

We shoulda traded Sanchez and a prospect for Jose Bautista…

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

We did. We just kept Sanchez, and we’re calling “Jose Bautista” something that sounds like “Cody Ross.”

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 24, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

He changed his name like Javier Lopez? That’s so cool. He also turned white and shrunk.

That’s Cody’s new nickname; the fast, white Jose Bautista.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

The moral of the story is to never initiate communication with me

My dad sent me an email that had like two sentences saying “hey, I saw the Giants won, that’s cool.” I think I sent about 1,000 words in response because apparently I felt like writing a dissertation on this team at 1 AM.

I’m pretty sure I’m going to go to bed soon. I am very sure that the Giants are going to be playing in the World Series soon.

Go Giants.

by Seasick fish on Oct 24, 2010 1:53 AM PDT reply actions  

OK i need to sleep now. Goodnight. I love you.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 24, 2010 1:59 AM PDT reply actions  

LOVE YA TOO JPORNY

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT

will be echoing through my dreams. See ya Wednesday.

by frozenteeth on Oct 24, 2010 2:01 AM PDT reply actions  

I HAVE A SRO TICKIT FOR GAME 6!!!!!!!

GRANT ARE YOU GOING??

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 24, 2010 2:02 AM PDT reply actions  

What's the face value for a SRO?

Just curious, I wish I can drop $500+ for a ticket but I just can’t.

/Win the inning
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///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Oct 24, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you just buy that today? I’m looking for g6 tickets, gonna try to fly home from teh East Coast. But everything is 450+

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 24, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Left behind

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Oct 24, 2010 2:02 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL U

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

/CHOPPED!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 24, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t those the scary post-Rapture books?

Series matchup:
Tex. – A guy who thanks Jesus
S.F. – Baseball Jesus

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

95% of Lone Star Ball is saying “Rangers in 4/5”

WEAKER LEAGUE

PITCHERS PITCH TO PITCHERS

Let’s just say it’s a different culture over there than McC.

"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum

by techsig12 on Oct 24, 2010 2:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Every fan base thinks it’s “their year” or that they are the “team of destiny.”

Only one of them still says that after all is said and done, and they probably weren’t right, anyway.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Question

I heard on the postgame show someone say Freddy Sanchez had 8 surgeries this offseason. Is that true? Or was someone (FP?) just being hyperbolic?

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 24, 2010 2:39 AM PDT reply actions  

pfft

only 8?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 24, 2010 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whaaaat.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 3:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering about that too. Three on the shoulder, two on a knee, and 3 root canals?

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he donated some of them to DeRosa.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so tired. I need to sleep. I have midterms on Monday.

BUT THE GIANTS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 24, 2010 3:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Dude. Go to sleep.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 24, 2010 3:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 24, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just got home from a party

 that was filled with mostly Dodgers fans in Gardena. I had my Giants hat on and wore it proud the whole time. Today was the greatest day of my life!

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 24, 2010 3:14 AM PDT reply actions  

If I could rec this one hundred bjillion times I would, and it wouldn't be enough recs

Brian Wilson being interviewed, when asked what it's like winning,

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne"

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is sunny and wonderful weather in Wales, which is lovely despite my 4hrs of sleep.

However, most importanty I’m going to be in California with my girlfriend for a World Series! HELL YES.

by Deleuzian on Oct 24, 2010 3:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Gr.. Wish I could be back there but events dictate otherwise.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 24, 2010 6:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m totally stoked over today’s edition of This Week! I love Christiane Amanpour! 109 QUESTIONS ABOUT FOREIGN POLICY, AMIRITE?

How did the game turn out last night?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2010 7:37 AM PDT reply actions  

She’s hot!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, That was great.
The Giants starting pitcher blew up in the 2nd and they still won.
Go figure.
Plus he got to drill the little twerp in the back, on the way out.
Nice.

Is this real life? Is this going to be forever?

by millennial on Oct 24, 2010 8:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Actually, he pitched fine in the second. He blew up in the first and the third.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Due to my monthly scrabble tournament I missed the game last night

Can someone give me a brief synopsis?

Brian Wilson being interviewed, when asked what it's like winning,

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne"

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2010 9:03 AM PDT reply actions  

an obvious failed attempt to close an open tag.

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

ha! it worked! I think….

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Postseason insight from my four-year old son

My wife asked him if Tim Lincecum was his favorite Giant. He said they have no players named “Tim Lincecum.” Instead, their players are “big ball” and “a duck.”

“Big ball” is his favorite Giant, if you were wondering.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 9:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Huh. I have no idea how that ended up all in bold.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

And that post, too. Suddenly, everything I post to MCC comes out in Bold?

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see the bold on my screen but then I haven’t refreshed the page in awhile.
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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I tried reloading, but it still shows as bold for me. As does your reply.

When I replied to a comment above, though, it came out normal.

Oh well. It’s probably only right that attention should be drawn to what I have to say!

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

On my refresh now, everything is emboldened. Open b tag somewheres.

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Duck has just been under performing his peripherals.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a quack.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 24, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kripes it’s GLOOMY outside today.

BUT IT’S SUNNY IN HERE BITCHES ’CUZ THE GIANTS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 9:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Rain always makes me feel better.

I was raised in the slums of Saratoga and I grew to loath sunshine day after freaking day. Beginning in late September I would begin to get excited that rain was on the way, and each night I would tune in to channel 7 to see if Pete Giddings had any happy news for me.

How perfect that the morning after the Giants win the pennant it’s raining here in San Mateo. All is right.

Brian Wilson being interviewed, when asked what it's like winning,

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne"

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to like rainy days when I was a kid, but now I’ve grown to dread them. We’re in the midst of a drought here in Alabama, but I’m not complaining. Means more days without rain.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wakes up, checks headlines, sobs.

It wasn’t a dream.

The Giants have still won the pennant.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Oct 24, 2010 9:25 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure it was a dream. The Giants, in the World Series!? Against THE RANGERS!? Yeah, right. Totally unbelievable.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

9:30 am PDT

No trouble getting out of bed today, no sir!

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 9:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Ha. Amateur. Try doing it in the eastern time zone, and with kids to wake you up in the morning.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, to be fair I woke up an hour ago, but only posted that when I realized how dead this thread was.

My son decided to sleep in today. I guess we gave him too much celebratory booze.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

My kids slept it, too! But that still meant getting woken up at 8:30 AM after about four or five hours of sleep.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

slept IN, not slept it.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should move west!

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would like nothing better. I’m gonna be here at least another three and a half years, though. Woe.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Posnanski on the silence that followed Uribe’s homer:

And if I could give voice to the silence, it would be the voice of a Philadelphia cab driver who said this: “I can’t believe they’re going to lose to these (bleeping) guys.”

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 9:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Woah

San Francisco was sooo much fun last night! We went from King Street up past Market to Polk, and I must’ve high-fived several dozen strangers along the way!

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 24, 2010 9:38 AM PDT reply actions  

I really wish I was in SF last night.

by BeatLA55 on Oct 24, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

All three trips to the World Series have come when I’ve lived 3,000 miles away. :(

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stay there!

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, ’cause it worked out so well the first two times!

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

you’re allowed to move 1500 miles closer during the World Series?

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, wait! You need to move immediately.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry to do this - I don't mean it as a cause for fatalism, I swear

But I can’t help of think of some parallels to the setup to the 2002 World Series…

- The Giants, after having defeated the Braves in the NLDS and won the NLCS as the underdogs…
- …go up against a team from the AL West who has never made the World Series before…
- …starring Neftali Feliz as Felix Rodriguez…
- …and Bengie Molina as Bengie Molina.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

You’re not alone, i’ve made he same parallels.

by BeatLA55 on Oct 24, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

And it would’ve been more crazy if the Giants beat the Phills in 5 games.

by BeatLA55 on Oct 24, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget silly animal gimmickry.

But I don’t think Feliz is similar to Rodriguez aside from the fact that they are of vaguely hispanic descent. Feliz seems to rely on his fastball almost exclusively whereas FR worked in his off-speed stuff a lot more. (His atomic curveball was particularly terrifying.)

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by markdash on Oct 24, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

The parallel with Feliz and Rodriguez (and did I just say “Felix Rodriguez”!? I meant, of course, Francisco Rodriguez) is that they’re both ridiculously nasty rookie Latin closers who scare the crap out of me.

Or is Feliz a rookie? He pitched in 20 games last year. Not sure what the cut-off point is for pitchers.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and the Angels were formerly owned by ex-cowboy Gene Autry; the Rangers were formerly owned by wannabe cowboy George W. Bush.

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by jcb9 on Oct 24, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not gonna lie: I want the Giants to wipe the chimp smirk right off his face.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really like LoneStarBall

So I hope the World Series doesn’t turn me off of them completely.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

by baetown415 on Oct 24, 2010 9:45 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm pretty sure my hangover this morning has never felt so good

lost voice and all, I LOVE THIS TEAM

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 24, 2010 9:50 AM PDT reply actions  

YES

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Might have to make an improptu trip back to the bay area next week

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 24, 2010 9:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I thought this was great

Stark’s

Naturally, Wilson grooved him a 1-1 fastball down the middle — and, naturally, Ruiz smoked it right into the glove of Huff, who found Shane Victorino wandering halfway to Chickie’s and Pete’s, and doubled him off second. Naturally.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/playoffs/2010/columns/story?columnist=stark_jayson&id=5722446

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

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I wonder how many people missed the flight back to SF this morning?

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 10:03 AM PDT reply actions  

z

For those of you who can get there… video cameras in hand… please do…

The Giants partied all night in Philly and they’ll land Sunday afternoon at SFO. I’d imagine they will arrive back at AT&T Park in the 2 p.m. range. I also imagine they will not be rolling in quietly.

-Baggs

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2010 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm still in awe

Cody Ross in the playoffs

 
BA .350 OBP .435 SLG .950 OPS 1.385

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 24, 2010 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

So according to a poll on ESPN

our starting rotation consists of Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, FREDDY Sanchez, and Madison Bumgarner

Interesting twist!!!!!

by sbrody on Oct 24, 2010 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Bochy’s crazy like a fox.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a headache

But I don’t care because the GIANTS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
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by GiantsBabe on Oct 24, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

NEVER IN DOUBT

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

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