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TORTURE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Think good thoughts

It would have been morally wrong to reach the WS in a non-torture game

by sarf_london_niner on Oct 23, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He/she has a good point.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, a base runner probably scores on Mole’s 2B

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please get us through this Javier.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't breathe.

But of course this is normal this season…

by freesia39 on Oct 23, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Loggy Time

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Please 1-2-3 inning, Javier.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LOL LOL LOL HE’S YAWNING LOL LOL LOL I don’t get it

by sarf_london_niner on Oct 23, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the sweep one is fucking retarded

he obviously meant a sweep at home. fucking philly. goddamn jerseyites.

by kezargiants on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugly Utley swing gif beats all of that.

by apistat on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

“The Terrorist Romo fell on his ass, just like the Giants will fall on their faces this series, "

by kingswin on Oct 23, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

from the comments

jdubz says:
October 22, 2010 at 5:47 pm

Saw someone in the stands last night with a sign that read, "Philly: All cheese, no steak." What the sign really should have read was, "We’re all fags and our team is a Triple A squad with a dude who has AIDS in the face and guys who dye their beards…but nothing else." That’d be a big sign, eh?

by DruggyBear on Oct 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Uh…wow.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not need to see that.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope this thread has magic inside.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

shift A whaaazup ?

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 23, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s asking too much of the Giants bullpen to be perfect for 7 or more innings.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Why not say that when WE are up

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like a stress-free inning, please.

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Really quick

FUCK YOU DIAMONDBACKS WRITER. THIS SHIT ISN’T TORTURE?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that

And thought the same thing.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm out of things to say.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

if Ish isn’t called out on a ball way off the plate, runner on first. torres bunts him to 2nd. freddy doubles.

this ump fucked us yet again

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Avoiding a lead-off hit would be nice.

by kingofthacove on Oct 23, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

TORTURE!
IM JUST LUCKY THAT IM ALIVE

by Arrieta828 on Oct 23, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

ok lopez make this easy please

by AJC3317 on Oct 23, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't take it any more.

I have the bottle of Jim Beam here. It’s going down.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut 'em down, Javier

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s get this one.

by out machine on Oct 23, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

quick inning, Javier.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

12 games since the Giants won a postseason game by more than 1 run

Going back to Game 1 of the 2003 NLDS.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, 3-0.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I forgot about that. It feels like a million years ago!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, me too!

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that game was at the Polo Grounds, right?

by QuakeFan on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes, Lopez.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

sofa king rec'd

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Oct 23, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love it

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Oct 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want one of those soo bad

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too! let’s get one!

there’s a rescue in costa rica that’s a literal sloth hotel!

by reneved on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why Lopez. Why now. Why righties.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

1 R then 2L

think ahead

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Oct 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST GET POLANCO OUT JESUS FUCK

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES, LOPEZ.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

i said easy

that usually involves throwing strikes

by AJC3317 on Oct 23, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Javier

Please throw strikes.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes Javier

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, Javier

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for the strike

Another please.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it, Polanco.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants pitchers love to start off everybody with a ball...maybe two.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Pull them into a false sense of security. THEN STRIKE!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice job.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody Ross got that!

Very nice.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

there's one

2 more nice and easy plz

by AJC3317 on Oct 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Javy > LOOGY

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Oct 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I dunno any Javys, but, JLo is looking mighty fine for us.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now for the Utley/Howard gamut.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you Cody

again

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

chase-ing destiny? STUPID

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I can see nothing anymore.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Excellenb.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Or excellent, as the case may be.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was waiting!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 More outs without runs please.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

it is irrational how much i care about this stupid game

BUT I CAN’T STOP!

We seriously are all masochists for still watching this shit…

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I keep changing the channel, but then changing it right back.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried to walk away for an inning...

but had to keep glancing back to see what was happening

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

make him look like a bitch Javy

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 23, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PHILLY FANS
CHASE-ING DESTINY?

by Arrieta828 on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

His name is a verb!

Get it!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eww

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sick of him too

but no

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

the pine would be good enough for me

by kingofthacove on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

There you go.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, don’t be a baby-vomiting Phillies fan.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES! GIVE THEM FREE BASE RUNNERS!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch. Be okay Buster.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I fucking hate baseball. GO GIANTS

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Continue dominating Javier

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh snap!

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

told

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol u

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crunch Buttsteak

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big McLargeHuge

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

Again, mine is first on my screen

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big McLargeHuge

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Butch Deadlift

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t fuck with Buster, Chutley!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

seems like the team that leaves a lot of people on base usually get beaten by some cheap hit

a pattern I gather from 43 years as a fan, so hope that pattern doesn’t hold tonight

by Hatuxka on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Applies to both sides, tonight.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have this awful prescient feeling that they aren’t going to win a game 7, so it has to end tonight. Good lord it has to end tonight.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t imagine why you wouldn’t have confidence in this team in a game 7.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still smarting from 2002, game 7. Really. It’s not rational, this feeling of dread. It’s not rational, man.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm being sarcastic

Trust me, I feel the same way.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am plummeting into this chasm Wile E. Coyote-style!

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Tim McCarver, just because you were a shitty catcher, doesn’t mean Buster can’t do it.

by bipolarbear on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re saying Buster should be an outfielder?

SHUT THE FUCK UP

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently

Catching is too tough for Buster. Fuck off McCarver

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

JAVIER!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you fucking serious McCarver?

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

wut?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Said Buster should play outfield

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse…

by coolandtough on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's fucking stupid

Dude has the body of a catcher

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said catching might be too tough for Buster and should play OF

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

KNBR

means looking at a pretty picture of our ROY catcher and not listening to his meaningless crap

by duckcalldan on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it, Utley.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

1 more Javier

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait

why is he saying that?

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it utley.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Javier got this!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

One more out!

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice grab

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

1 more

maybe we can have nice things?

by AJC3317 on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

suck it Phillies and announcers

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Good play, Javy.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, that was nice, thank you

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

it worries me when huff catches the ball then steps on the bag. i feel like that will burn us one time.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, but what also worries me is some jerkwad Phillies player “tripping” over his lanky leg :(

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah… is that what he is doing? trying to avoid getting run over? guess that makes sense.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

IDK if that’s really his plan, but long lanky legs are long & lanky, so I know that would be my plan

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

god i hate buck, mccarver

please die during the broadcast

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

a foul ball trashing the Fox booth would be greatly appreciated.

by Bar None on Oct 23, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natural style

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish there was a list of every stupid thing he’s said. And then maybe it could be used for good instead of torture

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

In my view, as bad as McCarver was in the first half of this game, that’s how as bad he is now.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez has a pretty good glove out there.

by apistat on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

He does a great job of finishing his motion in the fielding position.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe if Buster was in LF, we’d be winning.

by bipolarbear on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

SAP feed is back

don’t have to listen to McCarver’s ramblings. He is an old man folks, he is prone to ramble about some bullshit. just be lucky he’s not telling mindless WW2 stories.

by kezargiants on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I would actually rather listen to that.

by pwoper on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

swing through stuff baby

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez is so nasty.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

shift-A

Couldn’t watch most of it, tuned in for the Ishi ‘strikeout’. How has the zone been otherwise?

by wcw on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

SHITTY

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Retarded.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

well drat

Is it just me, or have the ball-and-strikes calls this series been crappy almost every game?

by wcw on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

In reality

The zone hasn’t been the greatest, but it’s not as bad as some of the games in this series. The Ishi call was the worst of the night.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was the first thing I saw when I turned on the teevee

It was pretty awful. What was it, a foot off the plate?

by wcw on Oct 23, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 23, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least. Maybe a foot and a half.

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

here it is again

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitch seven is more than a foot-and-a-half off the plate.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buck: “Right there”.

fuck you buck

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, he said that?

I am KNBR only. The announcers were very clear that it was at least 8" outside.

by wcw on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was McCarver that said it, but yeah.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

all out of lefties in pen?

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by McCoven on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight, he uses his left arm to protect his right one. Like Inigo Montoya. ;-)

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by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Lopez

strike this mother fucker out

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Oct 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

If Buster were in LF, Molina would be our catcher and we would have no Burrell.

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by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

get this overrated bum

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Javier

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Odd Giants defensive positioning

by nofreetime on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LO-PEZ VICTORY DISPENSER!!!!!!

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by ZenPop on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD HOWARD

Goddamn Javier Lopez.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Howard

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFDDDDDD

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by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I love this gif.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is the most hi def gif i have ever seen.

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

So awesome. Also, love that K-guy looks creepy Zito.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

K Thnx, bye!

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OWNED. FUCK YOU

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I love watching Howard and Utley flail away at Lopez’s pitches. How have they not figured him out yet?

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

How have they not has no one figured him out yet?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhhh...

I don’t know, I don’t wanna know…

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Lopez is fantastic.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez is really really good

by cubesonice on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I take back being critical of that trade at the time.

We allow take backs, right?

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!!!!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

nice things!

we haz them for once!!!!

by AJC3317 on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOPEZ YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like to have Javier Lopez’s babies.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ME TOO!

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just remember, I got in line first.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough

I’ll use that time to figure out how to grow the equipment

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Javier Lopez is some sort of god.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD HOWARD

Sorry Bowker but that was worth it.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

From this point on

Homophobic slurs are an instaban. I am so fucking sick of it. I don’t want to see it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

+109

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just homophobic ones?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't push it

Nerves are already on edge.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, we rarely see racial slurs. They are usually an insta-ban.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are getting like five homophobic slur comments a game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s interesting that people still think it’s acceptable to use those slurs. You don’t have to talk about bans for racial slurs, because no one uses those.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d expect that kind of behavior from a dirty scotsman, but not you.

by apistat on Oct 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heterophobic ok though?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

heteroskedastic okay

homoskedasticity is overrated

by wcw on Oct 23, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But of course.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why you are awesome.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know, people that are religious

would be just as offended by your prior comment as homosexuals would be as a result of his. keep that in mind.

by BLBonds on Oct 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What comment are you talking about?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatevs.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s not get into this.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not your call.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can definitely see Confucianists being really offended by that.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Respect your elders!

Especially if they are over 2000 years old.

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by GiantBrass on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not offended by that

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You godless secularist, you.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we ban this guy, please?

As far as I can tell, all he ever does is lurk in threads until he finds some obscure way to bitch about libruls.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

for all the awful of this game

Our pitching staff has come up HUGE since Sanchez crapped his pants.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, Giants

Since this whole baserunners thing doesn’t seem to be working, how about a home run?

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by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants bullpen has been fucking clutch tonight.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT - PHILADELPHIA'S PUSSY IS VERY JEALOUS.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

how about these announcers saying something about the Giant relievers

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Blows a kiss to Lopez....MUAH!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

/snatches it out of air and eats it for myself

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

/then blows two more to Lopez because he still deserves it

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/catches those and saves them to sell them later

by fanoftheunderdogs on Oct 23, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

PAT THE BAT RALLY!!!!!

PLEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!!! PLEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSEEEEE TAKE THE LEAD!!!!!!!!!

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"

by GIANT stoner on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

a go ahead HR by Pat Burrell would be cool.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder how Yankee fans like that Taco Bell commercial now?

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by Buster-Jangle on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW GIANTS NO TORTURE THIS INNING WATS UP WITH THAT

by Arrieta828 on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

i don’t know what to do anymore. what do we need to say to have them get a hit with RISP?

ill do anything

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you!

that was strangely serene

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

They kick children in the face.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

(scary music) bla bla opponent… (flowers and bunnies music) but this guy!

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullpen

5 scoreless innings so far.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Javy Lopez is going to start getting fan letters sent to Javier Lopez.

by Natto on Oct 23, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

New record for GDT set tonight.

by out machine on Oct 23, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

is there any way we can get Burrell, Ross, and Sandoval?

by cubesonice on Oct 23, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

so we have lopez still in (but probably not pitching) the 8th.

mota, casilla, ramram, willy, romo

i say use the best ones, and if it goes to extras, we’re fucked anyways.

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon Miller time

time for Kuip to “take a nap”

by duckcalldan on Oct 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Who’s ready for another fun inning?

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally juju

good juju to Pat the Bat!

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

rally highlighters

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Pat.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

,,,

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by ZenPop on Oct 23, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh Burrell

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

God, Madson has thrown so many pitches last few days and he’s still buzzsawing us.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I know. It’s crazy.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY ANIMALS WITH LIGHTSABERS

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

this kicks ass!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit. And that’s the last we’ll see of Pat tonight.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

He had a good game.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

not so sure about that

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling that Bochy thinks it defense time.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

BABE ROSS TIME

make it rain, cody!

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 23, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

He was trying to hit a home run there. Ugh.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll sell my sister's soul for a few runs.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants need some runs

in the 8th, because it doesn’t look good to get them in the 9th. Just sayin.

Go Giants!

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by boteman on Oct 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Madson really is not sharp…

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Do something, Cody.

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Cody!

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Cody

one more time

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Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Oct 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I swear is Pat gets switched out before Renteria.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh God, Tim in the bullpen.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

NOt warming up, but down there.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Warming up now.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCarver is convinced that he’s entering the game.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy in the pen?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

we’ve missed so many hittable pitches

by AJC3317 on Oct 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Ho boy. Just missed

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SO CLOSE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FAAAAACK JUST MISSED IT

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn just missed it

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahhh, that was his pitch.

by bipolarbear on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum warming up? Oh my delicious

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

NEED SOME FUCKING JAZZ HANDS

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS!!!!!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man. So close. so close.

by freesia39 on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Nooo not Timmy please.

by bipolarbear on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ FUCKING HANDS!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS URIBE!!!!!

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"

by GIANT stoner on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

RRIIIIIIBBBBEEEEE

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT URIBE

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZZZZZZ!!!!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE!!!!@!!!@!!!#AGSWGWHaskodg;sAHADOPKSLgjkoadsv

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK!!!!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by bipolarbear on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK JAZZZZZZZ

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY JAZZ HANDS!!!

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZZZZZZZZZZ

WHO CALLED IT?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone on here called it an inning or so ago.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

UUUUUU

SAYS “THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT, ROSS!”

by fanoftheunderdogs on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazz hands!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy fucking shit!!!

"I'm no stranger to this place, where real life and dreams collide.
And even though I fall from grace (in the NL West), I will keep the dream alive-->" (A World Series Championship in SF) -Oasis

by orange and black on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING JAZZ HANDS!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!!!

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING BAD I HAVE EVER SAID ABOUT YOU

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

*JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZY MUTHERFUCKER!

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FADSLFJAS;JKADKLS;FJKLDSADSKLA;JFKLDASJFKLDASJKLFJALS;

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBEEE!!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS MOTHERFUCKER!!

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ FUCKING HANDS HAHAHA FUCK YESS

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG!!!!!!

I will have his babies, oh yes, I will have his babies!!!!!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi Five!

Me too!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WE CAN NOW DOUBLE SWITCH RENTERIA OUT!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I FUCKING LOVE YOU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRIBE!!!!

by pwoper on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazz Hands!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

NO WAY!!!!!!!

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazz hands!!!

"I'm no stranger to this place, where real life and dreams collide.
And even though I fall from grace (in the NL West), I will keep the dream alive-->" (A World Series Championship in SF) -Oasis

by orange and black on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ FUCKING HANDS

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I CALLED JAZZ!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

THREAD 1

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

DKLSFJAKL;JFA;JDLKS;AJ ID ONT EVNE KNOW WHAT OSAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKIN JAZZ HANDS, BITCHES!

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

ADIOS, PELOTA

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BAND BOX FTW!!!!!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!!! JAZZ RULES!!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

omgomgomgomgomgogmogmgomgogmogmgomgogmogmogmgomgogmogmgomgomgogmgogm

Get a good look at that, Werth?

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, I literally fell over with relief after that went out.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG IRISHGIANT nice prediction!!!!

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I just blew my voicebox

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

EAT THAT MADSON

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH BABY YEAH!!!!!!!!

JAZZY!!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE EVERYTHING

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

That's just super!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK I AM STILL GRINNING LIKE AN IDIOT

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG. I can't feel my body. This is too stressful!

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum? Seriously? What if this fucks him up FOREVER

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

not porcelain

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner will be fine, too.

by wcw on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

this is standard postseason operating procedure

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t need to see the ball… I saw the jazz

thankyouthankyouthankyou

Timmy still getting ready

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, who pitches the bottom 8th/bottom 9th?

Timmeh, Wilson?

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this, and I’m not embarrassed to say I love you :oD

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I LOVE YOU

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it band box ha ha

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

anyone else weeping uncontrollably?

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

almost!

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatever you’ve got, it’s all welcome here!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just over the fence on top of the fence, according to Buck

by sarf_london_niner on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs
Specifically, Uribe told me he was going to “Go POW!”

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, Timmy warming up!?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m okay with that. If we can shut it down tonight, he’s got 4 days until he has to throw again.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helluva set-up man

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I cant breathe.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUURRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"

by GIANT stoner on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

/cat runs into other room because of jumps and shouts/

BLASPHEMIES AND VULGARITIES IN ABUNDANCE!!!!!!!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

omfg my neighbors must think i’m on crack.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

My celebrations are extremely quiet because both my grandparents are in the bed.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wake ’em up, and tell them Russ Hodges might have something to say real soon.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

My grandmother’s getting up at 4:30 tomorrow morning. I’ll catch her then.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy coming in for the hold!!

"I'm no stranger to this place, where real life and dreams collide.
And even though I fall from grace (in the NL West), I will keep the dream alive-->" (A World Series Championship in SF) -Oasis

by orange and black on Oct 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA

we tore that shit a new one

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Renteria continues to be useless.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Only need his glove now.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many WS-winning hits do YOU have???

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly as many as he has this season. Which is really the only season that counts right now.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria you are terrible.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

IS TIMMY SERIOUSLY COMING IN? HOLY SHIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

So, Edgar Renteria is still a worthless sack of shit.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh. Rent.

MOTHERFUCKING URIBE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

That inning was neat!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, go fuck yourself Renteria.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Just woke up to see Uribe hit a HR. WOOOOT

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Buck sounds very somber

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s actually his excited voice.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCarver is passed out on the floor at his feet

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone get me a .gif of that Uribe/Burrell hug right now.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Put it back to back with the Sanchez/Uribe hug.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy, with Wilson up and throwing, I think.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just as long as it’s not Wilson throwing up, I’m good with it.

Mute Buck and McCarver. Enjoy baseball again:
http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

he skipped his bullpen session today for this

by justhangin on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

But Lincecum is fine.

by wcw on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum in for relief

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Timmy coming in.

Bruce Bochy just said “I’m going ALL IN, muthafuckas.”

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

4 realz?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god, the hugs in the bullpen tell me the whole story. These guys were losing hope until that moment.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

The replay of the guys along the dugout fence indicated the same reaction.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does everyone feel about Timmy in relief here?

I’m conflicted

by nofreetime on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

terrified

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

do it

No use holding anything back now… with the tie I was meh… with the lead, we’ve got to go for this

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by Smoke on the Water on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m all kinds of WTF about this one.

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m okay with that. Win now, he has 4 days til he has to go again. He would have had a throwing session today anyway.

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by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not worried about the rest

I’m worried about him coming out of the pen

by nofreetime on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

did it in college all the time

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure. he usually takes an inning or two to crank it up

by peetah on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what? Fuck it. Timmy is an ace. He can fucking do it.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T DO THAT!

This is my superstition with this team, do not count outs.

by freesia39 on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop it!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT THEM DOWN TIMMEH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

OK Boch

Bring on the defensive subs, all of them we have left. Then Timmy and Brian… Let’s close this shit out now!

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by Smoke on the Water on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOVED THE UNSURE JAZZ HANDS

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Since this whole baserunners thing doesn’t seem to be working, how about a home run?

THANKS, JUAN!

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

6 outs everyone....just 6 after 162 games plus 10 post season games...

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

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by Tellias on Oct 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Juan Uribe told me during batting practice that he was going to hit a home run today. No kidding.

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Specifically, Uribe told me he was going to “Go POW!”

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, i thought that was gonna be another double with 2 outs and rent coming up next

speaking of rent, another K. what a shocker.

BUT, THERE WAS JAZZ!!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Torres just say "what happened"?

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLZ

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

she was due

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This crowd has gone deathly silent

He’s a Cinderella boy. Tears in his eyes…I guess.

Mute Buck and McCarver. Enjoy baseball again:
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by boteman on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

6 more outs . . .

let’s finish this thing tonight!

LOS ANGELES ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS

by AndyHogan14 on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

HAPPY TIMMY DAY!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

God I love Juan Uribe. You just knew he was going to come up with a huge homerun sometime this series. You didn’t know when, but you knew it was going to happen.

by sunnyd100 on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Please stop

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like it . . .

LOS ANGELES ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS

by AndyHogan14 on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, he does play at AT&T.

but that was unlikely as all hell

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something poetic about that.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy? Im really nervous for him. I have faith though.

by cubesonice on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

so timmy for the 8th, willy for the 9th?

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy!

Timmy comes in in relief!

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Via extrabaggs
Juan Uribe told me during batting practice that he was going to hit a home run today. No kidding
Specifically, Uribe told me he was going to “Go POW!”

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by GiantBrass on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, there's this
@injuryexpert Will Carroll
Lincecum up. Used to regularly close in college on Sunday after Friday start.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

He’ll be fine.

by wcw on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m totally gonna call out owlcroft on the whole Renteria thing.

And then he’s gonna write a paragraph detailing the reasons I’m wrong.

I’ll look like an ass by the end of it, but MAN will that first comment feel good.

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Focus on the game!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes sir!

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD I SCREAM SO FUCKIN LOUD WHEN URIBE HIT THAT HR. MY MOM THOUGHT I HURT MYSELF LOL

by Arrieta828 on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy in relief?

I’m not sure about this one

by monsterlxe on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE THIS SHIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

no worries

we are here for you. and timmy/buster will carry us all

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

 . . . and santa will bring us presents . . .

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BELIEVE IN YOU TIMMY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

No faith in Romo

But at least it’s Timmy!

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

R U SERIOUS? TIMMY IN RELIEF?!

now I have seen it all

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

this is an important game. HUGE GAME. why not?

by Arrieta828 on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, you are right, it’s just this is so weird

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh boy.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I FUCKIN LOVE U JAZZ HANDS UUUURRRRIIIIBBBBBBEEEEEE

by Arrieta828 on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

you guys think Timmeh pitches the 8th and 9th?

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Just the 8th

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, you bring in Wilson for the 9th

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE TIM

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, what is the grougthink on Timmy coming in? Help me, McCoven. I need to know what to think.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I CANT HANDLE IT I AM NOT PREPARED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pretty much how I feel.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what to think.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t have done it, but honestly, it’s TImmy throwing a baseball. It can’t be BAD.

by sarf_london_niner on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is his bullpen day, so I duno. Romo has been crap and Ramirez hasnt been too sharp either

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M OKAY WITH IT IF THE TEAM WINS

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please do this Timmy. Only three outs.

by pwoper on Oct 23, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

the Uribe HR broke baseball think factory

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Mi Juanito

a veces te queremos, a veces no, ahorita tienes la llave de mi corazon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MisterOrange on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I cant stop shaking.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

alright guys, listen up… let’s not get all crazy excited yet.

still 6 outs. dont forget, we’re the Giants

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON TIMMY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

ASXZCCOFUEWLQJVOUBLETHHDOSP!

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by ZenPop on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Be good Timmy

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON TIMMY

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe that went out. Stupid park.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Were Phillie fans prepared? Did they bring their Timmy signs?

by pwoper on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe we're neighbors

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes Timmy.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

*Quality Strikes

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes, Tim.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES TIM

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, Tim!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, please

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Timmy

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Settle Timmy. You got this.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

get the ball in there, Tim

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes Timmy!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like a Giants reliever...starts them off with a ball

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by Buster-Jangle on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a strike in my book.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s keeping the ball down. Good sign.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES, TIM

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

this is just killing me

by Sawtooth on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM TIMMY

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG TIME TIMMY JIM!!!!!!!

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by ZenPop on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m all alone in scaring the neighbors here in NYC.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Same for my town in NJ.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD WERTH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY!!!

FINISH FINISH FINISH!!!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD CAVEMAN

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES STFD

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

Nasty!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD WERTH

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by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YES YES YES

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

ACE!

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea Timmy

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

EAT THAT WERTH

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by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD...

by skilletboy on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

JON MILLER IS COUNTING DOWN OUTS. JON MILLER IS A MAN OF SCIENCE.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

The thing I worry about with this

Sometimes Timmy can be wild. He’s not used to relief. That could be a problem.

But anyway…STFD, Werth!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

/worries . . ./

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 23, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That strikeout made me happy:

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Twenty years ago?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

More than that.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, I should height-adjust for these Polaroids.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Magical even.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 and 2

biggest pitch of the year as very pitch from now on is
Got him

by Hatuxka on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD GRIZZLY ADAMS!

p.s. get a hair cut you friggin hobo

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM!!!!

FINISH HIM!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Is anyone else LOVING Timmy’s facial expression on the mound right now? It’s FUCKING EPIC.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM TIM

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Jayson Werth looks kinda like Beavis in that one episode

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I see it.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, I’m smooth.

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM TIMMY

STRAIGHT FUCKING DEALING

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy!!!! Finish him!

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy’s warming up to it now…

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol fucker

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d feel more comfortable seeing this after he’s out.

by Natto on Oct 23, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He struck out a couple minutes before I posted this.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wait

Somehow i thought this was a reply to beavis/werth

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep it up Timmy

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM NOW

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I refuse to let myself get excited…

by nofreetime on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Knock on wood… Timmy’s breaking stuff looks great right now

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Changeup is NASTY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

my friend and i are both on our respective sb nation sites:

he on athletcs nation, me here.

A.N. seems to not like the giants much.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SLEEPING PHILLIES FAN

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that was scared more than anything.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

BALTIC CHORALES!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I can barely breathe right now.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Auto pilot breathing now in effect.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Philly fans all look like jerks

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Philly fans all sound like jerks

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I FUCKING HATE THIS DELIBERATELY SLAP-FOULING PIECE OF SHIT

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON TIMMY LETS GO. Casilla, huh, what is he good for?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS GAME HAS BEEN VERY THRILLING

But I swear my heart is gonna just explode at some point.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Oct 23, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a huge tension headache right now.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Mine’s in my back and shoulders.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

win and there are backrubs all around

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like your HMO, Dr. Stankus.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve had that on and off a few weeks. Now its back.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really,

but if SF was facing elimination and were down in the 8th, I’d assume they would have just as many fan reactions.

LOS ANGELES ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS

by AndyHogan14 on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't walk him!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 23, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

cant walk him if Victorino is defending the plate

by danilo d on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope we win this

A post-game interview with Uribe would be classic. “Juan, I have no idea what you just said”

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 23, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

stop saying foul tip if he’s not actually striking him out on it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM TIMMY

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY

FINISH HIM

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY!!!

FINISH!!!
HIM!!!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

buck can't count

it’s actually 2 days of rest

by AJC3317 on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

rectum-face is battling

FINISH HIM!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Rectumface! Give up!

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to pull Timmy

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck no

his stuff is on, let him pitch

If Philly is going to come back in this game, make them do it against our best guys

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate that fucking Rectum Face.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

ok...

let’s get a GIDP

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh. Can’t throw a guy that many changeups in a row, no matter how good they are.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

It has to be this way.

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, Rectum Face.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Put in Romo

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, get your groundball

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh, I hate him and his stupid assface!

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP PLEASE

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

No problem. We got this.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLEPLAYPLEASEDOUBLEPLAYPLEASE

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

by Natto on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Setting up the double play?!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Die in a fire Victorino.

by dougsaucy on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY" DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

WE GOT THIS.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

DP . . .

please

LOS ANGELES ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS

by AndyHogan14 on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Please die Ibanez.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god, timmy, please…. please get out of this inning.

my heart rate is so jacked, im freakin out

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture!

enjoy the ride

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, Timothy Leroy.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Ibanez eats his own boogers.

by out machine on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Icky!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And takes pride in his defense.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

strikes strikes strikes

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Timmy

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FOX, WE KNOW YOU LIKE THE PHILLIES AND WANT THEM TO RUN.

BUT STOP WITH NAMING STATS THAT FAVOR THE PHILLIES AND SHOWING SHOTS OF SAD PHILLIES FANS TRYING TO GET A RALLY.

Ugh.

by fanoftheunderdogs on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish they would stop saying so-and-so had no RBIs in the posteason.

by Natto on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Timothy. You can do this.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim-meh! Tim-meh! Tim-meh!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP

by pwoper on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK WHY DID THEY BRING TIM IN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

strikehimoutdoubleplaystrikehimoutdoubleplaystrikehimoutdoubleplaystrikehimoutdoubleplaystrikehimoutdoubleplaystrikehimoutdoubleplay

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]

by GiantBrass on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Pull him!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

THEM

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

no no no no on

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd love a DP right now! (TWSS)

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus. Really?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

RAUL IBANEZ? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god, im freaking out

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK?

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god 5 out save for Wilson

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

They have to go to him.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

not good

shades of attempted 6 out save by wilson in NLDS

by Tom Huddlestone on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

but not shades of the other times he had a save of more than 1 inning?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

How worried should we be about this? I know I am.

Mute Buck and McCarver. Enjoy baseball again:
http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap

by Natto on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

And here comes the hook.

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]

by GiantBrass on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson time

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

ohgodohgodohgodohgod

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

A Double Play would be REALLY NICE right now . . .

LOS ANGELES ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS

by AndyHogan14 on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

So now Brian has to lead off next inning? I’m getting a bad feeling.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Double switch.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they double-switch with Nate?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schierholtz is in the nine spot now.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh, Thanks.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fucking hate these announcers

That play was fucking AMAZING and they acted like it was horrifying.

by ololo3 on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck me

posted that on the wrong fucking thread. sorry.

by ololo3 on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said PLEASE, now where's my DP?

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

wilson doesnt do well in these situations.

who can we trust?

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson does well in these situations, it’s just that most of the time he’s the one that creates them

by apistat on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy fuck shit I think I’m going to cry.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought it was Wilson

This is killing me!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Just to summarize my feelings right now:

GOOD: Winning 3-2 in 8th
BAD: Pitchers having trouble throwing strikes
GOOD: TIMMY!!!!
BAD: I’m Extremely drunk (about a whole bottle of vodka)
GOOD: If we win this game I’m gonna die of happiness
BAD: If we lose this game I’m gonna die of frustration
GOOD: It wouldn’t work if it wasn’t torture…
BAD: Here we go…

by ololo3 on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

ummm… can i go (to the bullpen) now

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

My anus feels excrutiatingly tight right now…

by ololo3 on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will buy diamonds from you later.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t a fan of using Timmy when he was warming up, wasn’t a fan when he was called in, still not a fan now.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree with the move. Don’t like the result, but you gotta go all in.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty much not a fan of ever using any starter on one day’s rest.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

all-in = putting a guy in a situation he’s never been in when you have 5 members of an outstanding bullpen available?

by QuakeFan on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems the better starting pitchers have trouble in the first inning of their starts. By this logic, bringing in a starter in relief makes no sense.

Mute Buck and McCarver. Enjoy baseball again:
http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Timmy has a career 2.51 ERA in the first inning.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOH OOH 5-out save

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok. Why didn’t we go to Casilla? Why fuck with Timmy like that. I mean fucking seriously.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Now I know who to blame if he’s bad next start.

Also, dude needs time off for his blister.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Star power!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck fuck fuck

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m just gonna say, I would leave Timmy in here… might be the only one

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

beard.

Re: beard.

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

where is the ship of manly men!!!

I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken

by joeytothelimit on Oct 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

I’m scared again.

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, this is all right.

Gives me a chance to grab some ibuprofen before we continue.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU CAN DO THIS BWEEZY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAH

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Oct 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson coming in . . .

nothing to see here folks. Just move along.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh

Timmy deserved better.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaycmondoubleplay

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Seems like a Firefly reference, but I’d have to rewatch Ariel to be sure.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET OUT OF THIS PLEASE

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

i've seen this movie

wilson coming in with men on? crap crap crap. please do sometihng good!!!!!

by AJC3317 on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re just one pitch from getting out of this.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

too soon for timmy!

dammit Boch no time to experiment here!!!

by DruggyBear on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

i thought it was smart after he struck out werth and had victorino on the ropes… but now im so scared

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

get the dp, make the first two outs easy

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

im about to go take a walk in the rain, and if i miss the possible clinch, oh well

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

please get out of the inning brian please please please

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, what the fuck was that about with Lincecum? I’m trying to think of a way in which it made sense to bring him in there.

by Evan on Oct 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

well, you see…..yeah, I got nothin’, sorry

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have left Tim in against Ruiz

I think Ruiz has a better shot of hitting Wilson

"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson

by cesarhernandez on Oct 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck FUck Fuck Fuck FUCk

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck FUck Fuck Fuck Fuck

by kezargiants on Oct 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

On the other hand . . .

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is nothing

compared to what Arizona is going through….

by agiantmistake on Oct 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

i LOL’d

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Arizona

And their stupid teams.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really worried about messing with Timmy’s routine.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Before Timmy came in, my friend said she could taste it. I’m going to kill her.

by pwoper on Oct 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

…no they won’t.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY RALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"

by GIANT stoner on Oct 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I can barely watch

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Same.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF? If I could I would.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone got the Owners Manual.

We knew this would not be easy.

www.zenpop.com - Rock Posters, Illustrations, Magazine Covers and more!

by ZenPop on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

HA!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 day of rest after 104 pitches!

used what he had left to get Werth
Strange move

by Hatuxka on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

saved an out from Wilson going for 6

by Bar None on Oct 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum had no control of his fastball and he topped out at 91. All of his offspeed/breaking pitches were either balls or hittable. Probably not a good move putting him in there to begin with, but it’s best that he’s not in the game. Although…

Isn’t Wilson awful at preventing inherited runners from scoring?

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I always feel Wilson needs a batter or two to warm up, then he becomes awesome. No evidence whatsoever to back that up though.

by sarf_london_niner on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey everyone, the good news is that Mota will be fresh and rested for a possible Game 7.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL shut up.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hypothetically, we wouldn't need him

Cain’s going 9

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

nervous irl lols

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

BWEEZY! Make this awesome!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE BRIAN PLEASE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

A STRIKE!

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Get your ground ball Brian.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Get your groundball, get out of here

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

this is really bad for my heart and im only 22

by cubesonice on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

so young, and yet so tortured!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say it gets easier

but I’d be lying

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a baseball fan, I love watching Lincecum

As a Reds fan, I’m sad when I watch Lincecum, because we should have drafted him, but drafted Drew Stubbs instead…which only started paying off this season.

"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson

by cesarhernandez on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

At least you’re not an Indians fan. They did draft Lincecum.

by QuakeFan on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop switching camera angles in the middle of a play, Fox.

by Natto on Oct 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

We’ll tell you what happens! You don’t get to know before we tell you!

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE FUCKING PLAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Huffdemption for sure!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY!!!!

OH MY GOD!!!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN FUCKING WILSON

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOHHHH!!!!

Love it!!!!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU!!!

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YES

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, I'll be damned.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I do declayuh!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE

FUCKING

PLAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

FUCKING YES YES YEAHHHH

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

THATS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED BUT I LOVE IT!!!!!!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL tummysticks.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG

FUCKKKKK YESSSSSSSS

by pwoper on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FEAR THE BEARD, PHILLY SCUM!

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my god what just happened?

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

SCARY DP~!!!!!!!

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU!!!

THREE MORE OUTS!!!!

LOS ANGELES ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS

by AndyHogan14 on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I TOLD YOU WE GOT THIS

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

SUCK YOUR OWN SHIT RECTUM FACE

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

i lol'd irl

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING HAWT.

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU WILSON!!!

that was more awesome than I had thought to wish for!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I want an insurance run. I want it really badly.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s not our pattern though!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Is anyone else really worried about this throwing Timmy off?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m thinking about other things at the moment.

by Natto on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely not.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we can worry about that after the game is over

by monsterlxe on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up, jinx jinx jinx!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either way this game works out

If we play another series this year, he wouldn’t pitch again until the 27th.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oswalt did OK today.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mental Assassination

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by dougsaucy on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit

damn lucky there

"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson

by cesarhernandez on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHITFUCKDICKPUSSYCRAZYMOTHERFUCKNOA;ISFNG;AM’W;NI;’AWBG;LAIWNG;OAIWHGASLKGL;RNIYO;AGNLINRGMRG

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

All is forgiven, Aubrey!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you jim mclennan you don’t know shit about torture

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

This

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

and rec’d

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed something apparently

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWO!!!!!!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD YESSS

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't breathe

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

do you have a pain in yer shess?

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy poop

I need new underpants

by wcw on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I AM SO FUCKING PUMPED

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD.

breathe, breathe

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG!!!! OMG!!!!! WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!

DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"

by GIANT stoner on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

No matter how often Bochy tries to fuck the dog, this pitching staff keeps saving the team.

by cybermaldonado on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOOOOOOOO

by skilletboy on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

sportspickle SportsPickle
Joe Buck: “Brian Wilson is now in to pitch. He doesn’t have an RBI this series.”

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha!

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Oct 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

first laugh for me from sports pickle

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that is, in fact, true.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t have a career RBI, does he? If fact does he have anything at all?

by sarf_london_niner on Oct 23, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was so scared when he hit it

I was so happy when Huff caught it!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

And even happier when Rectum face was rounding 3rd.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about an insurance run here?

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Insurance runs?

Probably not, but it doesn’t hurt to ask.

by pwoper on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I just started laughing uncontrollably.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

By the way

This is easily one of the greatest games I’ve ever seen. Needs a happy ending, though.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, the Giants need to win.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Payback for that shot . . .

Huff hit in the first inning on Thursday. Remember? Two on.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 23, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISWYDT

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 23, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LETS GO

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

this game is going to kill me!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

We are lucky. Imagine that.

by Sawtooth on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Better lucky than good

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES DP!!!!!!

The San Francisco 49ers, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm having chest pains at the moment

but don’t worry. I’m pretty sure it’s just a panic attack.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

So, I’m starting to get the shakes.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

drink moar

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

just starting to? i was shaoking for the last half inning

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually only get ‘em if I’m nervous AND hungry. I’m in the eastern time zone, so I ate dinner right before the game started.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, this is when we all need to remind ourselves

That was the 8th. More torture to come…

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

109, please

Final score, 112-111.

by wcw on Oct 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-0

Hot Tub Time Machine!

www.zenpop.com - Rock Posters, Illustrations, Magazine Covers and more!

by ZenPop on Oct 23, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clutch. Made up for last game right there,

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Off the bat, that had disaster written all over it…

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 23, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That made my happiness grow two sizes:

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Rally howtheyscored!

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY BB!HOWTHEYSCORED

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 23, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, so let’s score 3 runs now and have a nice quiet bottom of the 9th. Right? We don’t HAVE to do the torture thing, do we?

by sarf_london_niner on Oct 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

we need an insurance run.

who is up next inning for them? PH, rollins, polanco?

we have to go 1-2-3 or we’re in trouble

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

My son says “Yabba Dabba Do.”

by out machine on Oct 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Well. Some insurance runs would be nice, eh?

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT THE GIANTS

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 23, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

INSURANCE RUNZ

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

We can hit Lidge

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW THREAD

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/10/23/1770346/beat-philadelphia-thread-vi

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Me all in 2 seconds:

“Oh shit!”
“Yes!”
“YEAAAHHH WOOOHOOOOO!!!”

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 23, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

CUE HYPERVENTILATING

by reneved on Oct 23, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

INSURANCE PLEASE

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

3 MORE OUTS!!!!!!!!!

PLEEEEEEASE!!!!! HANG ON BOYS!!!!!!!

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"

by GIANT stoner on Oct 23, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Nate…

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 23, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERLOL

/Lars’d

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, Wilson better get those calls

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Oct 23, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GIANT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

CANTALOPE

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres should do that more often. Not the slide, though

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Oct 23, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOOTT

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

by baybombers on Oct 23, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Pulled groin?

Shit, no

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Oct 23, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

if there was only 1 out he could of bunt

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 23, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

can't watch

have to go to another room

by Hatuxka on Oct 23, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

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