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WTF is in his ears?

I feel sick.

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fuck.

i waited 2 days for THIS?

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN SUCKCHEZ IS HERE

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 23, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t feel better about this thread.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know if I can watch this.

by pwoper on Oct 23, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN WILSON HAS BADASS HEADPHONES

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT HEY GUYS I REALLY APPRECIATE UTLEY’S ABILITIES IT’S A PLEASURE TO WATCH HIM PLAY THE RIGHT WAY

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE CHASE UTLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by kingofthacove on Oct 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are the symptoms of aneurysm? I think I’m having one.

I am going to die.

by The Enchanter on Oct 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I’M GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF

by reneved on Oct 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

This team makes me sad.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m scared.

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Those are Oakley sunglass/mp3 player. Ridiculously expensive, kind of cool.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Well the Phillies own Sanchez. Who’da thunk?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Limit the damage, please.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm...

It’s stupid, but it feels like the season is over.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

i know that feeling :(

by reneved on Oct 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

please limit this to one run

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOOK AT THAT

A FUCKING WALK SCORING. WAY TO GO

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Oct 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Sanchez

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson looks like he should be on Rubicon.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

He's no Kale Ingram

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is not going well.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh for fucks sake.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

This is ugly.

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Choking

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Oct 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this shit.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, this is brutal so far.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

wow Jonathan. calm. the fuck. down.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Oct 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

by Natto on Oct 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Blech..

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah…

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup. that’s pretty much nails my facial expression right now

by coolandtough on Oct 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT I HATE THIS NO

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s it.

who can pitch?

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat has an arm

wtf johnny ur sucking balls right now u shithead!

by waffles on Oct 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

He doesn't look good at all

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Sanchez is like Bumgarner, and gets the majority of his suck out in the first inning.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

at this point

i hope he gets out of the first

by MissingLink on Oct 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that program that changes websites to all one word. It’s funny.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Zito.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Perfect time for a GIDP.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

same ole shit

blue squeezes sanchez so he has to throw it right down the middle

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

He isn’t really being squeezed that badly. He’s just not throwing strikes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had a pretty decent start in Atlanta, y’know.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

who else do we have who can pitch besides Cain?

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ZEETS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner?

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

DP DPDPDPDPDPDPDDPDPDPDPDPDDPPDPDPDPDPDPDDPDPDPPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPPDPDPPDDPPDDPPDPDPD

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

MadBum

warming up in the bullpen, alongside Mota

by kezargiants on Oct 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP coming

and the damage is limited.

by nofreetime on Oct 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez looks terrified out there

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the Phillies fans are getting to him.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, get him out.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING UMP

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I WANT A DP AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Turn this around please!!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Oct 23, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon really made me think that was gone.

I guess I’m grateful it was only a sac fly.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

It looked like it was going out on TV, too.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was pretty sure Burrell had it all the way…

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, one more out.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota warming up

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, it’s an out.

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s ok. 2 runs in this sandbox is nothing.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not fooling anyone.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh goodness

He’s falling apart it seems.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

He tends to do so when he gets flustered. It’s something he needs to work on.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

we are finished already

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

that could have been so much worse

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That fucking piece of shit pop up made it to the warning track. Fuck this shit. I hate everyfuckingthing.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder why the Phillies’ towels are white. Is it because they’re at home?

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok. Fine.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller is a jinx

The Giants have won all the game he hasn’t broadcast for KNBR.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I refuse to turn Jon off.

by duckcalldan on Oct 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Werth's SF

looked liked a batting practice pitch

by duckcalldan on Oct 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

screw you Jonathan, you fucking choker

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t know you could do any better. Please go out and relieve him.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont even start.

of course i couldnt do better. but he has to

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you forgetting

When he beat the Padres to win the division? How is he a choker? It’s 2-0 in the first inning calm down.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

im sorry.

all of my anger over this is more directed at the Giants choking. Huff choking on Thurs, etc

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's apparent

That he just doesn’t have it tonight. Don’t blame him, this is a huge situation. But I just don’t see him settling in and starting to deal

by Tom Huddlestone on Oct 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he clearly can’t win a big game, OMG!!!!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolrange

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe makes that play. And he’s playing if Pablo is in.

FUCK YOU BORK

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

How do you know?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get him out…

by skilletboy on Oct 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I really hope Matt Cain shows up tomorrow.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!?!?!

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Charlie Manuel is pushing all the right buttons.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit. No breaks.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I see that the Giants had their bowls of SUCK this morning

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Would anyone mind Zito coming in?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

He's kind of not on the active roster

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

HYPOTHETICALLY!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Range

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I am not allowed to be negative, so I will just say that it is amusing to see the Giants flying around the field at every ball batted in play on this October evening.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey a curve for a strike, geez

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

As bad as this is

Is it really the time to start turning on these players? Really?

by kezargiants on Oct 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

We don’t actually hate Jonathan Sanchez. FFS.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not you dude.

Just like all the fuck you (player) comments.

by kezargiants on Oct 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they don’t actually mean it. It’s an irrational gut reaction. If you spoke to any of these people, they would gladly admit to loving Jonathan Sanchez regardless of what he does today.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

My gut reaction is

usually to say fuck you (player) as well,

but it’s the playoffs and all my anger has been redirected to the Phillies and Philly fans.

Guess it’s my coping mechanism for now.

by kezargiants on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow a called strike

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

another strike call missed

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, my.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

NO WHAT THE FUCK

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a ball?

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

And Tim McCarver is officially condoning biased strike zones. Love it.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah wtf

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCrappy is an idiot

A strike is a strike and should be called as such.

by nofreetime on Oct 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is

But to condone biased umpiring is really shitty. It implies that he’d be okay with Bud Selig fixing the games.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

and adding an annoying inflection to San-chez

by MissingLink on Oct 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s also stroking Joe Buck at the same time… Just sayin’…

by skilletboy on Oct 23, 2010 5:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Strike zones based on players is one of those baseball things that has always been and always will be. Barry always got calls because he was Barry, for instance. Happens in basketball too (see Jordan, Michael).

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 23, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umps assumed that if Barry took it, it must be a ball. Just like they assume that if Sanchez throws it, it must be a ball.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand that. Saying that it’s okay and should happen is something else entirely.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

at last

time to regroup

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Or Sanchez sucks. Either way.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 RUNS. WE ARE ALIVE!

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit, Freddy, don’t put your hands up like you don’t know where it is.

by kingofthacove on Oct 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

It looked like a definite “OMG WTF” to me.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol ya that scared the shit out of me

You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk

by LostHawkGSW on Oct 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s cuz he’s a Dodger fan.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s 3 or 4 pitches now that Gameday had in the strike zone that the ump called a ball. Not to excuse Sanchez, ‘cause he looks like shit, but that ain’t helping.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Brooks has it with 2 definite strikes called balls and 3 more that are borderline.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That hand gesture freaked me out.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well

If they cant win 1 game with their 3 best pitchers they dont deserve to move on

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Oct 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

early prediction

Bochey will be ejected from this game tonight

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

It will totally fire up the team on the way to a 5-0 loss

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Oct 23, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phew.

At least Ibanez still sucks. But it appears the Phillies are the Phillies and Sanchez is shaky. I daresay the Giants have their work cut out for them. Swinging through fastballs doesn’t portend to a positive outcome this fine October evening. But I shan’t be getting my hopes down, as there are still 24 outs remaining for our squadron.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Meanwhile Oswalt gets every fucking strike....

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

/starts drinking

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat, please cut the lead in half

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

So..the fix is in, huh?

Sounds about right. If it is done in the NBA and has been done in MLB, it can happen again. (and probably has)

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 23, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

apparently

they didn’t make enough tv money in the alcs

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love it if we could just tie it up now and start fresh again

/FedEx’s a box of pixie dust to CBP

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: On CJ Wilson's Twitter

I’ve always wanted to follow Todd Wellemeyer!

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 23, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WELLEMEYER

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Todd Wellemeyer has a twitter? LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Todalion?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take some fucking pitches and give Sanchez a breather, please.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

/Oswalt strikes out the side on 9 pitches, all fastballs right down the middle.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This strike zone is fucking bullshit.

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I just invented this new amazing principle of playoff baseball: If people say negative things about the Giants as negative things are happening in this situation, you’re being an asshole if you try to scold them for it.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

And if you can’t handle negativity, you probably shouldn’t be in the GDT.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

guys that inning sucked hard but that inning could been worse thought

by Arrieta828 on Oct 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

25 pitches. 10 less than last time!

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

1 more.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the 1986 NLCS, down 3 games to 2 and at home, the Astros scored 3 in the first inning and lost in 16 innings.

That’s all I got….

by www.westcoastbias.com on Oct 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants franchise has never won a game six or seven on the road or won a series in which they led 3-2.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

worst 1st inning?

or worst 1st inning?

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Oct 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

What a joke.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

it really pisses me off

when those idiots from fox said, Roy oswalt would get a pitch like that, and sanchez will not

by Wreckonized on Oct 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Now is not the time to start hacking

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

How is it

Everything off the plate or NEAR the middle is a strike for Oswalt and everything Sanchez throws down the pipe is a ball?

by Matt Perri on Oct 23, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of Todd Wellemeyer

http://www.sportshaze.com/2010-mlb-san-fransisco-giants-todd-wellemeyer-could-be-key-to-world-series/

What the hell?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m surprised Bleacher Report didn’t write that.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Error establishing a database connection

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WHAT

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE BAT!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

im suprised oswalt didnt get the call there. it was only a few inches off of the dirt

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Pat

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I have decided

to kill terrorists on my ipad instead. Good luck fellow fans.

Stu Lantz – For not being Hot Rod Hundley. Grade: A Motherfucking Superplus +.

by gen!e on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

THE BAT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh thank you Jimmy Rollins

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I am a fan of leadoff baserunners.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t waste this, please.

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Giants

Get this going.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

RoLOLins

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

No matter what, guys, Bengie Molina’s getting a World Series ring. I don’t know how to feel about this. Will all have his rings been because of the Giants?

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

yay The Bat

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

… and then, fuck.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally Rollins muffs one.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckdammit, Cody.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY PAT!!

ha ha guy in opposing uniform!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

A 1-pitch double play

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

at least we have uribe up to take some pitches

by coolandtough on Oct 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

c'mon Cody Motherfucking Ross!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

MASSIVE FAIL

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

OF FUCKING COURSE

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

UGHHHHHHH

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Giants

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Ofcourse.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BABIP

D

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Well at least he did it on the first pitch. No sense dragging out the inning.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

fuckin double play shit!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

You have to be shitting me.

This is going to be a LOOOOOOOOOONG GAME!

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Oct 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that figures.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUU

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Oct 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

RIIIIIIBE!

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL of course it’s single, GIDP, single.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

of course

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

/dusts off hands

well, that’s out of the way

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUU

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

allright

its official things will not go our way tonight

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

at least we’re getting hits
cmon clutch renteria

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Even base hits feel like torture right now.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Uribe tried to make it a 7 pitch inning.

by kingofthacove on Oct 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit - stupid DP

Coulda had a good rally going

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

At least we’re getting some hits.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

what are the odds of renteria goin deep

by Arrieta828 on Oct 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck to 3.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well.

This is already game 5. All these baserunners, nothing to show for them.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

The second inning: starring Cody Ross as Juan Uribe and Juan Uribe as Cody Ross.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Gar.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Gee a double play!!!

And then OMG! We get ANOTHER base hit with nobody on! YAY!

This is fucking bullshit.

by Matt Perri on Oct 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent won’t see anything good here

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, good. Renteria.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Renteria hits a grand slam here.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

of course

we get the hit after the double play……

by Wreckonized on Oct 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Murder the souls of these Philly Fans...

Do it now.

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by ZenPop on Oct 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

At least get on to turn the lineup over.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

must be nice

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ann Killion calls it a “reputation strikezone.”

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the strike zone is totally different for Oswalt and Sanchez.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Because Oswalt > Sanchez

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

do it for hokysmokes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

gorecast call out!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

NERDS DOWN THE MONEY, STRETCH!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRETCH DOWN THE NERDS, MONEY!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you the guy from Friends?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 23, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 23, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice move, Rent

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by ZenPop on Oct 23, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Oswalt making some mistakes early

Unfortunately Giants haven’t made him pay for any of them yet

by nofreetime on Oct 23, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re always on the verge of choking.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude hits triples in key games.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dirty would courageously hit a 2-run RBI triple, of course.

by danilo d on Oct 23, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better to get him out of the way in this inning.

by Natto on Oct 23, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

better than him leading off the third

by coolandtough on Oct 23, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Oswalt getting strikes called. Is it because Jonathan hasn’t “proved” he could throw strikes yet?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Or the ump is a dingus

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 23, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This isn't good

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

what a clutch at bat.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Super. I already hate this game.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

So the Giants won’t have a chance to score until the 4th now.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

And fail

And fail again. And again. AND yet again.

by Matt Perri on Oct 23, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Jonathan

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay. We can have a PH lead off next inning.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

much too early to panic.

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by ZenPop on Oct 23, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s the NLCS. Never too early to panic.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

Oh — you mean about the outcome of this series. Yeah, true.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Putting Edgar in there has been a great call so far!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

He had that one hit that one time thirteen years ago! That’s how you know he’s good!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, just look how well that type of reasoning worked in starrting Livan Hernandez in Game 7 back in 2002!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice we have the pitcher leading off next inning

that should be helpful

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 23, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

What I wanted was Giants runs. All I got was this fucking banana.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking bananas.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do they work?

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They work by being gross, slimy, and smelly. Sort of like Shane Victorino.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard being dipped in chocolate makes them feel so sexy

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm calling shenanigans

if we see anymore sanchez pitches down the middle called balls

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's Go Gain

You’re our last hope

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Oct 23, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain

too pissed to type

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 23, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our last hope for clean clothing.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez: Calm the fuck down
Giants Offense: Calm the fuck down.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

no, that's tomorrow

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No what we experience isn’t torture cause we’re in the playoffs!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s almost like Sanchez’s reputation for being wild causes umps to tighten up on him

by MissingLink on Oct 23, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

he has200+Ks

hes obviously doing something right

by Wreckonized on Oct 23, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I want fries.

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by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick inning, jonathan

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK JON THROW STRIKES

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes Sanchez

Throw them.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus

Throw strikes!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s hardly throwing strikes unless the Phillies hitters swing at them.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Last pitch was a strike.

by Matt Perri on Oct 23, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

they are all strikes, blue just wears those prism glasses under his mask when Jonathan pitches

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

is there a union buster on the phillies

cuz sanchez aint throwing strikes

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Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 23, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

ruiz

the phillies’ eckstein

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know why the Phillies keep swinging.

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by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Because they could hit an infield pop up for a home run in this ballpark.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Werth smoked a ball that barely made it to the warning track.

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by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t smoke it. It was a pop-up. He totally got underneath it.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, Burrell took all of six steps to get to it.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a piece of shit pop up.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fooled everyone but you, then.

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by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely got under it

by cubesonice on Oct 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’ll look upthread, you’ll see I said I thought Burrell had it all the way.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

cuz the giants will get to Oswalt

by justhangin on Oct 23, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oswalt’s been getting that call all night.

by Matt Perri on Oct 23, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

good thing Ruiz swung at the third pitch

It was on a corner, which means it wouldn’t have been called a strike.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Genius theory, McCarver.

by kingofthacove on Oct 23, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Please strike out the shit piece who can’t even hold his bat.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim McCarver

You think pitching coaches don’t notice when pitchers fall behind hitters? You are an effing moron.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez I think.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s just “Saaaan-chez”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO DID ROY HALLADAY YOU FUCKS

Where was your “that’s not good” “cogent” analysis then>???

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

What in the fucking fuck is Tim McCarver talking about.

by IShopAtTheJerkstore on Oct 23, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll be honest – I mostly tune him out. I rarely hear anything he actually says.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you Ruiz

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad

his pitch count will make him toast by the 5th.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP HITTING FOUL BALLS DAMMIT.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Buck: “This game is boring, let’s talk about the Rangers.”

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 23, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Buck: “Can i call a Cowboys game soon?”

by emjay2772 on Oct 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck: “I just want to make out with Troy Aikman”.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Or at least his hands.”

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Troy Aikman has massive hands. He held them up in the TV booth one time and it was fright night like!

Is this real life? Is this going to be forever?

by millennial on Oct 24, 2010 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, JB, do the Phillies have a home game tomorrow?!?!

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved our

third place finish this year.

by iloveddickdietz on Oct 23, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NEFTALI PEREZ

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

ten pitch max

then hit this guy in the back

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF BUCK

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE ALCS RIGHT NOW WE’RE WATCHING NLCS

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOO AN OUT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

If I have to hear

KNBR defending the TBS and FOX announcers again, I’m gonna scream.

by Matt Perri on Oct 23, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

My God

Radnich, Fitz, Brooks, The Razor, Mr. T, etc….all they do is talk about how they’re “just fine” and “doing their jobs” and that they’re just “unfamiliar”.

by Matt Perri on Oct 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

good out baby

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 23, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

WE GOT RUIZ OUT!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

and we resisted the urge to bean him during his AB! yay us!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neftali Perez is very good at avoiding fall behinds, mainly because he DOESN’T FUCKING EXIST.

by IShopAtTheJerkstore on Oct 23, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Big out.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk is so optimistic.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Very

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk is god

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

some people have said this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

:-)

couldn’t resist

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice double clutch there, Edgar. Glad you’re in for defense.

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He has a complete tear of his single-clutch, actually.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does double clutch an awful lot.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meet the Rangers

Most condescending graphic ever. Fuck you, FOX.

by Murray, Present on Oct 23, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

An out?

We can have them?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent and the famous double (sometimes triple) clutch before the throw

by nofreetime on Oct 23, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

2 pitch out!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

3! I can't count!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright Alright

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Two outs and no baserunners? How novel!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez is look a shitload better in this inning.

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

strikes are almost strikes this inning.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

“is looking”

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

40 pitches already

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Jonathan stop overthrowing

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez has no strikeouts yet. This is worrisome.

by Natto on Oct 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Phillies have a beautiful game plan.

They’re not concerned hitting behind in the count because they know their guys can actually hit. They also know Saaaaanchez is wild and they’re just going to make him punch himself out.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reverse jinx FTW!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

like the optimism

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk: “Jonathan looks much better this inning, he has three pitches now, not just one.”
Sanchez throws pitch way high
Kruk: “He’s throwing too hard, he needs to calm down.”

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, Sanchez.

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

3 pitches, none of them even close

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday had one of the balls just off the corner.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

0-2 to 3-2. Please get him out here

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD thanks

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

O HAI

STFD

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

That was dirty. Finally.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Better

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

tripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletripletriple

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike = Good things happen
Balls = Bad things happen

I’m seeing a trend.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are the strikes in this scenario?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are so wise

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Oct 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

same guy bats from both sides

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Oct 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runs, please.

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

i've accepted the fact that the giants will probably lost tonight

i’m hoping i am wrong.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

1st striek out? wow i didnt realize
even when sanchez is wild he usually gets his share of ks
this is bad

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang! did Dirty walk off the mound b4 dude swung?!

that’s hawt!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

his FB is still wild, but at least he’s becoming effective again.

that 1st inning, every time, he has so much trouble because he doesnt use his offspeed early

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something good happened?

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Awwww

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, these are cracking me up.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally wood panelling?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 23, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

sneakiest K ever

three 5 ft fastballs, changeup on the lower half

by coolandtough on Oct 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

it runs his pitch count through the roof though

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would be nice to get another Sanchez triple to make up for the first inning.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

/gets stranded at third

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, i feel a whole lot better.

when he was giving up a ton of hits in the 1st, it looked like he was totally choking.

im waaaay too invested in this baseball.

LETS SCORE SOME RUNS!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This should be another quick, runs-free inning for the Phillies.

Hopefully Sanchez can keep them off the scoreboard in the bottom half.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I do like that. “HEY WOODCHUCKS!”

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laugh every time.

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by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully a calmed down Sanchez

Will calm down the lineup.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

That was good.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Loud Mariachis singing next door. kinda soothing during all of this.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

How about scoring some motherfucking runs now, Giants?

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

This is paramount.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 23, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

non-motherfucking runs would be okay as well

by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 23, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Score a run.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

or 3

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 23, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

or 10

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip just lost his voice

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

From crying?

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know what? cloris leachman disturbs me.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 23, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

you see Beerfest?

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TRIVIA QUESTION

Answer: Fuck you giants.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

ITS ALL ABOUT THE EAST COAST BIAS

by Arrieta828 on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

what was the question?

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 23, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last NL team to blow a 3-1 lead.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 23, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

runs scored per game in the postseason so far

2.7

:(

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That would be just enough tonight.

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by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will insult Sanchez if he doesn’t get on base.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Well then…

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Foiled!

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FOX TRIVIA QUESTION. I FUCKIN HATE FOX

by Arrieta828 on Oct 23, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

SECRET WEAPON!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would they ask a triva question like that?

A Jinx,and of course everyone knows the answer if they follow baseball in the slightest.

by kezargiants on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

DIRTY SANCHEZ!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

CONRAD

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

DIRTY!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY SANCHEZ!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

DIRTEHHHHHHHHH

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that an LOL UTLEY moment?

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH SANCHEZ

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL YES SANCHEZ!

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

suck on that, chutley.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez says "Suck it Phillies!"

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

3 innings in a row with leadoff hitter on

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice Dirty

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

SANCHEZ

Fuck you, Giants. I do it myself.

by Murray, Present on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

alright!!! way to start it off!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

UtLOLey Defense

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by grape on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T BLOW THIS HIT, YOU FUCKERS!

by reneved on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

“Second time in three innings that the Giants have put their leadoff hitter on.”

Uh, third time in three, you fucking genius.

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

This is insulting to people who are sarcastically called geniuses.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can forgive them for forgetting about the 2nd, seeing as Cody Ross erased it one pitch later.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That just makes me remember it even more.

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOO WOOO

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Oct 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW IS THAT A STRIKE???

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Utley should have had that one

by nofreetime on Oct 23, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

that's low fucker

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 23, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

We should hit everything to Utley. Charlie Manuel seems to have given him the “fuck up” sign.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

seconded

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t hack at that slop.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

it would be cool if Torres hit a HR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t remember his last XBH.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

you'll get a rectum face fail and like it

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by grape on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIDP coming

/reverse jinx

by nofreetime on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES!!!!!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL VICTORINO

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

VICTORINLOL!

WTF, JONATHAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RECTUM FACE

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RECTUM FACE

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF Sanchez?! What are you doing?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Terrible angle. I thought it was caught too.

by kingofthacove on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looked like Victorino had caught it at first. I don’t blame him for being confused.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a Bengie Molina single.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG THANK GOD.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew!

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT WAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPEND

by Arrieta828 on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MAN

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

Hi – Larious

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL THIS BALLPARK
LOL RECTUM FACE

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

oswalt just doesnt seem like a very friendly guy

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NOT WILLIE MAYS

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA HA VICTORINO

you dipshit

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL I THOUGHT RECTUM FACE CAUGHT IT

by Arrieta828 on Oct 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice base running

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

lol bunts

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN IT. Dirty is not familiar with baserunning, so can’t really blame him.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Plus it really looked like Victorino had caught it.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

East Coast bias

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really annoys me.

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should be this.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or this.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Productive out

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE JOB FREDDY!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, I’m okay with that bunt.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WUT

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably the first 400 feet single for Torres

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

It would be really cool if Aubrey Huff got an XBH here.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff, you need to do it here

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HE DID! HE DID!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Here’s a golden chance for the Giants”

/turns chance to bronze

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not sure what Sanchez could have done differently on Torres’ hit.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

i need a breather

to talk about what just transpired

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

good bunt – preventing the inevitable DP

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF- you HAVE to come through here.

no striking out!!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Now is the time, Huff

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, Huff, earn your thong.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like giving them an out there in the third inning

by nofreetime on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT WHY DID YOU SEND HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING RUNS@!!!!!!!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU FLANNERY I’M SO SICK OF YOU

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF FLANNERY

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU FLANNERY!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF TORRES?!?!?!?!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WE HAD BUSTER FUCKING POSEY ON DECK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WITH ONE FUCKING OUT.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU AUBREY!

And why did you go Andres, that was not close.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCKING FLANNERY

by kingofthacove on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY
FUCK

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING TORRES

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, sigh, well OK

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

MIXED EMOTIONS!

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Flannery

you terrific moran

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN IT. YOU’RE FASTER THAN THAT, ANDRES!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Please fire Flannery. Completely clueless.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK FLANNERY GOD DAMMIT? CAN’T WE JUST HAVE NICE THINGS WITHOUT ALSO HAVING SHIT THINGS?

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

/indifferent feelings

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate those “yay!” and “ugh” plays

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Chin ckecked Ruiz

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I AM SO FUCKING OVER FLANNERY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF TORRES?

by skilletboy on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

FUCK

YOU FLANNERY

and FUCK THE PADRES

by kezargiants on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT IS NOT THE KIND OF SITUATION WHERE YOU SEND THE RUNNER
WE HAVE THE MIDDLE OF THE ORDER UP
IT WOULD BE A RUNNER ON THIRD, 1 OUT SITUATION

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

TIED GAME!!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WE TIED THE GAME ANYWAY!

LOLANCO
LOLHOWARD!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

TIE GAME

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW GAME!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK FUCK!!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

woooooooooooooooo

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

AHHH FUCK I YELL TIED GAME LIKE A A DUMBASS

by Arrieta828 on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

did anyone else catch the whole "tim flannery is a musician" factoid last game?

because i think that’s pretty fucking awesome. sending torres there, not so much.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!!!

We’ll back our way into victory yet

by Monkeyking42 on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

/rec'd

We’re going to Forrest Gump this game

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by grape on Oct 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the weirdest inning since Thursday.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that might have been the craziest five minutes of baseball I’ve ever seen.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, did you forget the third inning TWO DAYS AGO!?

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see your LCS and I raise you a LOLMattingly game

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY FLANNERY FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PHILIES!!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??!?!? HOORAY!

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

OH WAIT TI IS TIED AHAHAHAHAH FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WTF INNING

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Fox had called the inning :)

by sarf_london_niner on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

About time….

by skilletboy on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Should have been two runs scoring on that one.

by Natto on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Fire Tim Flannery

I don’t want him out there, even in Game Seven

by dprodigy19 on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this real life?

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay! Yay! Yay!

yay

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what I always wonder?

Is this real life? Is this going to be forever?

by millennial on Oct 24, 2010 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Padres style

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF is this inning

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

ALRIGHTALRIGHTALRIGHT!!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TEAM OF BROOKS CONRADSES

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing Posey is slow enough to force a throw.

He knew what he was doing!

by kingofthacove on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

YES! GIANTS TIE!!!!

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON BURRELL GO DEEP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Charlie Manuel

Tie game, CHAWLY

time for our #5 hitter

by kezargiants on Oct 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

SANCHEZ STARTS RALLIES!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF?

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

DO THIS, BAT!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I really am going to throw up.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my god. me too.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gets ginger ale for Letter2 and Hummbaby

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

in honor of Letter2

some saltines

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, thank you so much.

/breathes into paper bag

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

New game

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

2 Run HR, lets do it Pat

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure how you give Howard an error there

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey being so slow actually scored us that run.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants with some luck — I’ll take it!

by nofreetime on Oct 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, at least we tied it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

But still: fuck you, Flannery.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure that I’ve ever seen an easier “no send” situation. So Torres had a bad jump from second on a ball that is being fielded close to the infield, with Buster Posey on deck. Yup, time to RUN.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

that ball was barely out of the infield

I mean, what the FUCK?

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT BUT

He was born to run!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was awful. Yet not unexpected from him. He needs to be fired ASAP.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ever loving fuck

this isn’t the first time he’s been aggressive WHEN THE SITUATION CALLS FOR CAUTION

by MissingLink on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like most of the time it’s at least arguable (and people do argue). This time? No excuse. It was a fucking awful decision.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring back Kim

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

With only 1 out that is stupid. I’d be fine with it if there were two outs.

by nofreetime on Oct 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

No question he should’ve put up the stop sign.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That ball was fielded 15 feet behind second. Like, what the actual fuck? With Buster coming up and only 1 out?

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I fine with that if there are 2 outs, but that is inexcusable with 1 and Victorina in center.

by nofreetime on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Flannery.

why send Torres with Buster on deck with only 1 out?

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No trust of our ability to get productive outs / not ground into DPs

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was shouting that as I watched the carnage play out.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least the game is tied

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

::coughts/lookoverhere

i called it ;)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus I can’t spell today :(

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez looks a lot more relaxed in the dugout.

I’m happy.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I am officially unable to keep up with this thread.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

He Werth’d that one.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

BAH PAT JUST MISSED IT

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I admit to jumping out of my seat for a sec on that one

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

Reset button pressed, Sanchez

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Oswalt really doesn;t like when time is called

I’d call time a lot.

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I was hoping for some LOL IBANEZ there, but oh well. Tie game!

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

We can do this! Let’s go Giants!

by Murray, Present on Oct 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Good inning, guys: High five!

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

High five!

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

these are awesome

nice lino

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that inning went about the way I expected.

by Evan on Oct 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Who didn’t see that coming?

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean said that it his plan all along, since January.

by sarf_london_niner on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

why would Flan send Torres on that play? it should be 3-2

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

in such a small park, a single up the middle usually doesn’t score the run from 2nd.

we were just here the other day. why doesn’t he know this?

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Yes, he is.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No reason. He flips a coin before every at bat to decide if he’s going to send a runner if somebody crosses third. It’s hilarious when he gets tails on a home run.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

In hide sight — they say — he thought he was sending the faster Torres — sounds a bit fishy

Is this real life? Is this going to be forever?

by millennial on Oct 24, 2010 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Dirty, 1-2-3

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

How many times has Flannery been a complete retard this year?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

109

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

DECKER FOR 3B COACH

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

God please

Or manager

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by grape on Oct 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here it comes

109

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That can’t be an error on Howard, it’s got to be on the throw from Polanco

by nofreetime on Oct 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Definitely.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG!

Suck it rectumface trying to put the ball against the wall to make the catch. Who loves this andres?

by waffles on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW WAT A BEATIFUL BASERUNNING BY HUFF HUH

by Arrieta828 on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That was confusing.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, well… the Giants have been stranding baserunners and running into stupid outs, which normally means they’re gonna get fucked but good, but, hey — they’ve been getting baserunners every inning…!

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s one the Little League coaches tell their players not to watch.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Flannery did this so many times this year

HOLD THE FUCKING RUNNER WITH YOUR BEST HITTER COMING UP

by DFARowand on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think he’s done it in a while though has he? Seemed like every game in April/May.

by sarf_london_niner on Oct 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

my brain hurts.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Late to the party

Why is Renteria in and Sandoval on the bench?

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Defense/that hit the one time.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval's defense at third compared to Rent's at short is a wash. I can understand

wanting Uribe at third but he might be better defensively than Rent at short. Overall, Sandoval’s bat tips the scales in his favor IMO.

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Oct 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

.333 IN THE PLAYOFFS!

(probably not anymore)

by kingofthacove on Oct 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo has no redeeming qualities this year

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by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't asking you

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was basically an average NL player.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sure did suck when he gave us the lead with a huge double three days ago.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

My heart can barely take Giants Baseball: Torture

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WORDS ARE HARD!

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone breathing a little better now?

by monsterlxe on Oct 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I

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by ZenPop on Oct 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slightly, but my stomach is still all knotted and shit.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just as tense as ever.

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're in this thing!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I actually think so.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least this inning.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good things happen when Kuip is announcing

Miller has been a jinx all series.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez

always goes 1-2-3 after a Chilton Auto Body commercial

by duckcalldan on Oct 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants don’t win the pennant today, remind me to bring back my “DFA Flannery” signature.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's reasonable, either way

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They gave the error to Polanco.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Good.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feeling cold after the 2nd inning, I put on the enormous 49ers jacket my dad got back in the ’80s. The Giants promptly scored two runs.

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by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

keep it on and don’t take it off

by chenster on Oct 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go get the autographed helmet now.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had a fruity vodka cocktail in the first two innings. Switched to vodka and ginger ale in the 3rd.

ENDORSED BY JOSH HAMILTON!

by Murray, Present on Oct 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Jonathan, you need to get the shutdown inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

this

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by Goofus on Oct 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

“They charge Howard so often because he makes so much money. Flyball to left field? E3!”

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, Sanchez

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, Jonathan

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

phillies game plan against sanchez

bat + shoulder = win

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

People need to stop saying “SANCHEZ HAS TOTALLY CALMED DOWN” because he really hasn’t.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he probably isn’t going to. This game is going to be inning to inning based on how much the Phillies hack.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know it’s a bad move to wave the runner home when it’s Torres, the fastest runner the Giants have, and he still got thrown out by 15 feet.

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by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Just FYI

I got up to make a hotdog (with an Alpine Meats official GIANTS Stadium Dog) and all that fracas happened. I shall get up to make another hotdog at the top of the 4th.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

hot dogger :)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I admire your dedication, and choice of game time foodage.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKES GOD DAMN IT

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by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Juan Uribe – on field interpreter

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to throw up

That is all. See you folks soon.

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by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't care what jponry and natto say

We need a shutdown inning

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by Goofus on Oct 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, come on

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

OF COURSE when Victorino hits the mound with the ball it bounces right to the catcher.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Dante Powel cries

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKES PLEASE

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES TO POLANCO WHAT THE FUCK

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by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

dont forget guys oslwat=cliff lee

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by operation carrot on Oct 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Sanchez

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by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GAHD JONATHAN STOP THAT

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that tie was fun while it lasted.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus christ. Not first inning Sanchez again.

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

if he puts another guy on base, id seriously consider going to the pen

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck you sanchez!

by reneved on Oct 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, seems like Sanchez will try his best to give it back to them

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW FUCKING STRIKES

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

it's ok, DP!!!!!!!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

resident optimist :)

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is painful. He just has no idea where it’s going.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

That ball four was terrible

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by Goofus on Oct 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Leadoff walks always work out great.

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by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m out. My presence here is unlucky.

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by El Person on Oct 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I had my TV off during the 2nd inning, and he did great.

I tune back in, and he got horrible.

by fanoftheunderdogs on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez. :(

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Oct 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

sanCHEZ comma dirty.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez is really irritating me.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

get madbum up in the bullpen

by justhangin on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain then Timmy on short rest godforbid...?

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by grape on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Cain is the starting pitcher for tomorrow.

by nofreetime on Oct 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bump all of our starters up?

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by grape on Oct 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably....

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by grape on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now Affeldt is warming up?

Or “Aflac” as McCarver calls him.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, right?! wtf!

by reneved on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Jonathan

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

BULL PEN NOW!

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by ZenPop on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

CHOKATHAN SANCHOKE?

SUCKATHAN SANCHOKE?

JONATHAN STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF AND KILLING YOUR TEAMCHEZ?

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

This might be the worst I’ve seen him pitch in well over a year.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops, meant this as a reply to somebody else. Oh well.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oliver Perez clearly jumped him in the bathroom between innings.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, worst I’ve seen him pitch ever. By far. What an awful, awful performance.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is Grant’s fault for posting the no no thread earlier.

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by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just remember the Zito Padres game

At least it wasn’t that bad…

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by grape on Oct 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

Good lord.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re better than this, Dirty.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

McCarver is a zombie.

Hallion on the mound waiting for Righetti to braek it up?

by iloveddickdietz on Oct 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this game is giving me heart palpitations.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

It appears to be giving me diarrhea.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are usually benign.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

SLOLNCHEZ!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, good. Ramon Ramirez.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

uhh

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

by baybombers on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD GOD THROW SOME FUCKING STRIKES

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

No, much better

Ramon Ramirez

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

couldnt we have had zito on the roster for situations like this?

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

if he’s aflac, does that mean we can haz insurance?

by reneved on Oct 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t help but wonder if Sanchez’s inning count has anything to do with this. He’s way past his previous career high in IP now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn't be surprised at all

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

throw some god damn strikes

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by Goofus on Oct 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

the giants make me want to take up smoking.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

It looked like Sanchez said, “I can do it.”

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♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to activate Zito...

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Oct 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!

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by ZenPop on Oct 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Ramirez has been relegated to mop-up.

by kingofthacove on Oct 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop booing you morons, you just got another free baserunner.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

ruh-roh

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Oct 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE GAME

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

PULL DIRTY NOW

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Um, yeah. This ain’t working.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, he is done

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Utley is an asshole.

BUT I LOVE CHASE UTLEY!!!!!!!!!

by kingofthacove on Oct 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Good god. He has no clue, doesn’t he?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

ummmmm......

no.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my god

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Oct 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, the dugouts are clearing? Seriously?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

So dumb.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants might have been giving Affeldt some extra time.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy gave the “do anything to keep this guy from throwing another pitch” sign.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That choking one?

God I love that picture

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by grape on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pull him — he’s totally freaked out

by nofreetime on Oct 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Pull him now

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was only a matter of time.

He can not stay out there longer than one more batter.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

where's Yabu when we need him?

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by Viliphied on Oct 23, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

pull him.

he’s done.

what a FUCKING FAIL

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy Shit

What the fuck was that pitch?

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by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck, Sanchez clearly has no command, why would you think that was intentional?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Exactly.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

More time for the bullpen to warm up!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s pretty hilarious that anyone could possibly think Sanchez was TRYING to do that.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn't what the dispute was about

It was about the ball being thrown back in by Utley

by nofreetime on Oct 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Utley threw the ball back because he thought he was being thrown at

Right?

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE FUCK

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, good

A bunch of wasted time.

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually, it does give our bullpen some time to warm up.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, okay

A bunch of wasted time for us. I’m not a big fan of watching grown men run onto the field and act like middle school boys posturing at each other.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was pathetic in basically every way possible.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, guys?

There’s no way that was intentional. Give it a rest.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

C’MON. GET SOME FUCKING COMPOSURE

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

this is why i watch baseball.

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by Hummbaby711 on Oct 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

OH

this will calm shit down for Sanchez

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck is this? Sanchez has been insanely wild all game and he intentionally hit you in the back?

Fuck you, Utley.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s such a likeable guy who plays the game the right way

I LOVE CHASE UTLEY

by kingofthacove on Oct 23, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And like they’re trying to give them free baserunners. Morans.

by pwoper on Oct 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut the fuck up, Phillies and stop whining.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what they do.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, game 7. Thoughts?

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

My thoughts are

it’s still not happening!

I hope.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, this is what we’ve needed all along, something to get super fired up about, it’s ON LIKE DONKEY KONG NOW PHILLIES BITCHES!!!!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez looks like he is going to kill something.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Chase Utley.

Fuck off you whiny piece of shit.

by TGOH on Oct 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck You Utley

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

You cannot leave Sanchez in this game

by nofreetime on Oct 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

i don’t want to see aflac, but i don’t wanna see sanchez

by reneved on Oct 23, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't mind Affeldt

good shot at getting a GIDP which is what we need here.

by nofreetime on Oct 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

that gives the bullpen time

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

What a fucking waste of time.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

more time for Affeldt to warm up

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Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Buck

STOP REINFORCING NASTY STEREOTYPES, SANCHEZ!

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Super start, Sanchez. Great job.

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by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Right

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

UTLEY IS SUCH A CRY BABY

by Arrieta828 on Oct 23, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

"wait, what? you hurt me.

Sanchez is a boss! Coming affeldt hold em here

by waffles on Oct 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Sanchez overreacted there

show some fucking composure

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by Goofus on Oct 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

What?

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Traitor!

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by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/not howie

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by Goofus on Oct 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't think Utley wasn't trying to wind him up?

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by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but Sanchez was the one who barked first

He let a tiny little head game get into his head

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by Goofus on Oct 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s an ugly stereotype.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

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by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with you

I was responding to TGOH. I think Utley could clearly see Sanchez was going off the rails and he just did something to speed up the process. It’s Sanchez’ job to focus on the game and not worry about that petty shit.

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by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's our Jonathan

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by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh please. He needs to suck it up.

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by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

chase utley throw the ball back to him with an atitude and he walked off 1st base

by Wreckonized on Oct 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was already frustrated, so it didn’t take much to set him off.

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely agree.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez should have just stayed cool, not take the bait, and not lose his head. Just another sign that he was having a meltdown out there

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great to have you, Big Game Sanchez. Glad you talked to the papers so confidently.

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by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I love you.

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by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

had that queued up

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I had to find it – that’s why it took three minutes. :)

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

then

you have an awesome remembery and killer google skillz

I salute you

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank the good lord that we have a game 7.

If this was our last chance I’d be bawling like a baby right now.

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

It's tied.

pull yourself together… it’s gonna be fine.

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by ZenPop on Oct 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need a junkball pitcher now...

everybody amped up.

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by ZenPop on Oct 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK UTLEY

there is no reason for that shit

by OneLoveSF on Oct 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there an overrated catcher we can trade Sanchez for in the offseason?

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Phillies are a classless team.

by Greg Litton Fan on Oct 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

How so

Both sides looked equally responsible for that one.

Utley for tossing the ball back into the field and Sanchez for saying something about it.

by nofreetime on Oct 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt is good for a groundball here

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

lol u, you’re following the wrong team

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s this “normal” of which you speak?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is everyone all over Utley?

It’s not like he winged it at Sanchez

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by Goofus on Oct 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s still not a professional move. Leave the fucking ball alone, it’s not like Sanchez was throwing at you.

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by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It.s completely disrespectful.

by kingofthacove on Oct 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree.

He is an asshole that bitches and whines everytime he gets it. What a little Douchebag. I bet he is from like Connecticut or LA.

by kezargiants on Oct 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on that was a dick move and you know it

its like him being like, “hey thanks for the free base meat”

by ir1shgiant on Oct 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was trying to elicit a response.

He threw the ball then started staring and talking shit at 1B.

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He absolutely did NOT start talking

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by Goofus on Oct 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez completely overreacted

But it was a douchy, disrespectful move by Utley

by DFARowand on Oct 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

both sides contributed to that one.

It is understandable that Utley would be a little upset about being hit in the middle of the back with a Sanchez fastball, intentional or not.

by nofreetime on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Oct 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they were both acting like idiots.

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by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

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by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do find the Phillies to be whiny and entitled, but Sanchez should just shut it and let them make asses of themselves.

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by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably got Sanchez out of the game, which might be the worst thing that could have happened to the Phillies right now. So, you know, good for him.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez was worked up as it was

Utley wanted to get a response and he got one.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

which was dumb of him

because it gave Affeldt enough time to get warm

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by Viliphied on Oct 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have been one of Jonathan Sanchez’s biggest defenders ever but that was maybe the most pathetic game he’s ever pitched. He wasn’t even being squeezed – he was never anywhere close to the strike zone. Just awful.

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by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

who got that hit?

wow nice to in some way defend chase you guys.

by waffles on Oct 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Utley was fine. Sanchez overreacted after pitching a shit game.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/10/23/1770082/beat-philadelphia-thread-2#50110208

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by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re on thin ice, buddy, considering you’ve already been warned at TGP for trolling and you’ve been warned here before for other reasons. Don’t tell me to ‘stfu’.

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by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell? Chill.

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by can of corn on Oct 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree

he straight up choked tonight

by chenster on Oct 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it really was a terrible performance. He did almost nothing right on the mound.

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by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Held out hope bc he was squeezed a LITTLE in the first, but this inning was pretty unforgivable.

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by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

But I am still going to hate seeing all of the over-reaction to Sanchez’s performance.

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by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

It was a similar performance in the playoffs that led to AJ fucking Pierzynski.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 23, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely

I still want Dirty on this team for next year.

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by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants lose this series we’re going to be in the minority.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 23, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am aware of this and of how silly that is.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luckily, Sabean

would be part of that minority too.

by kezargiants on Oct 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If by some miracle the Giants make the World Series, I want him pitching at home.

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by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, i have to have faith in the bullpen… its our only hope now.

are there any starters that are available?

by giant4life83 on Oct 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Great, the bullpen is going to be wiped tomorrow.

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by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Won't matter.

Giants fail spectacularly in game 7s, too.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why I wasn’t opposed to having Zito on the roster

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, Utley didn’t say anything and just flipped the ball back,a nd Sanchez was the one that started complaining.

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by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

blame that on the bench

utley gave up and the bench was already coming out

by OneLoveSF on Oct 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was right in front of him.

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by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We Need A Calm, Run-Scoring Thread

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by ZenPop on Oct 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

the bullpen so early in the game?
BALLGAME

by Arrieta828 on Oct 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah. Affeldt has a crazy beard.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit wat a curveball

by Arrieta828 on Oct 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

by Natto on Oct 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt – still a double play specialist

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that first pitch was pretty.

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by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

amazing show

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by operation carrot on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

NEED NEW THREAD!!

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by boteman on Oct 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

JEREMY!

FINISH HIM!

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by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh, bp already?

Not at the TV—what did Utley do?

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by Clutch on Oct 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

lobbed the ball back at sanchez, mouthed off

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by grape on Oct 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not his fault that

Phillies bench came out. Someone had to be the bigger man, and Utley is supposed to be the PMLV.

by kezargiants on Oct 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chase has a douchey face and a douchey name

by Murray, Present on Oct 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

What a smug look on Utley’s face.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

makes me want to throw things at my tv

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that shit during the game he hit a homer on Sanchez at Pac Bell after Sanchez hit him.

by kingofthacove on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read Utley's lips.

“Whatcha say? Bullshit.”

That’s what he said. Don’t know what Jonathan said, though.

by fanoftheunderdogs on Oct 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Utley said “Huh? That’s not bullshit.”

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by boteman on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

i think sanchez said “that’s bullshit man” or something of the sort when utley threw the ball at him

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by Viliphied on Oct 23, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps we can agree that he said something about bullshit, and move on.

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

We will belabor it until we get divorced.

by iloveddickdietz on Oct 23, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCarver is an idiot.

You don’t throw a dead ball out in the field of play without any intention.

by Dustructo on Oct 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously. It’s just passive aggressive disrespectfulness.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is mutual hatred

going back to that series in 2009 at AT&T between Utley and Dirty when Sanchez hit him
I also noted in Sanchez’s last start that Utley looked at Dirty with the purest hatred

by Hatuxka on Oct 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Sit your ass down!

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by ZenPop on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Be big here, Jeremy

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD HOWARD

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by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's Go Affeldt!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

stfu

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by operation carrot on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, Jeremy, bring back the 2009 magic.

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by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

NASTY

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. C'mon Affeldt.

 This is a big fricking out right here.

by Gregjitsu on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT IT HOWARD

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Huge!

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Thank you, Jeremy.

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by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RYAN HOWARD

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

bochy

please realize ramrod is not good

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by operation carrot on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

ryan howard, the most overrated player in baseball

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

Step one for helping my blood pressure

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by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON UMP!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 23, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's get out of this inning!

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by ZenPop on Oct 23, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

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by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

fixed

giants strike zone is a small strike zone

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really hasn’t been so far, to be honest.

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by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

fox decides who gets strike calls and who doesn’t

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t matter how big the strike zone is when your starter is throwing in the dirt or above the catchers head.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

werth scares me

with his bat and his beard.

by chenster on Oct 23, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

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by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

JEREMY!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Only 11 dps this year for Werth.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

2009 AFFELDT DP SPECIAL PLEASE

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s fine. Cody hasn’t looked great since he got hit on the hand.

by Every6thDay on Oct 23, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

weren’t both benches warned? If they hit anyone, their pitcher will get thrown out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah. can’t hit ross after the hamels comment and the warning.

by coolandtough on Oct 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anytime someone gets hit the rest of this game.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINNISH HYMNS!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

BALTIC CHORALES

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I love/hate how casual Werth looks at the plate

It’s like he just rolled out of bed, smoked a J and sauntered to the plate

by PaceCar on Oct 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

He probably did two of those three things.

by fanoftheunderdogs on Oct 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELSINKIAN HUMMINGS

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

strikes please Jeremy

don’t make me ask twice

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

cmon quit dancing around him, finish him

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Oct 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF CAMERA ANGLE

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

1 more Jeremy

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Kuip

Scaring me

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I think somebody in the truck thought a homerun was a distinct possibility

with that camera angle.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I think they were trying to show the baserunners moving.

by Natto on Oct 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be

I’ve just literally never seen that before.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phew

Thank you, Jeremy.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE MORE AFFELDT

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you Cody

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Two hands, Cody!

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not sure I want a 21-year-old pitching on two days rest.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD JOB JEREMY ONE MORE

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

atta babe Jeremy

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

Step two towards lowering my blood pressure.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice....

Let’s get this last one.

by Gregjitsu on Oct 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Get the third out, Affeldt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

get this out first please

by OneLoveSF on Oct 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

used to be a starter but probably not much endurance anymore

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I don't look at the TV..

Then good things happen.

Maybe I should continue that.

by fanoftheunderdogs on Oct 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG

how was that not a strike

by Wreckonized on Oct 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Great pitching there by Affeldt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, that looked like a strike.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Affeldt

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

You done me proud, SON!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rectum Face!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

New Thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/10/23/1770165/open-oh-my-god-what-is-this-thread-3

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES AFFELDT

WHERE IS THAT FUCKING PHOTO?!!?!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that was easy.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

HUGE INNING by Affledt. HUGE.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH AFFELDT

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Oct 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

AFFELDT!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE...

affeldt saved your ass!!!!

by IRONxMIKE on Oct 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Great job, Jeremy.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt! Hell of an inning!

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt my blood pressure lowering right there

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

HOOORAY!!!!!!!

/taps into first bottle of oxygen

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

thank you Jeremy

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

AFLACeldt

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 23, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Fantastic mop-up effort there by Affeldt. He really calmed down the whole game and looked totally in control. I hope he can give us another solid inning.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 23, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy is hoping

Affeldt can channel his Kansas City days and do some Longrelief.

by kezargiants on Oct 23, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

AFFlac.

In my mind, Affeldt just made up for a LOT of his struggles this year. That was big.

by Gregjitsu on Oct 23, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt as good as a save there

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 23, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Wonderful move

by Bochy to get that choking dog off the mound. Great job, Afedlt

by ccthemovieman on Oct 23, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a great AB.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 23, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

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