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What the fuck have you guys been up to while I was gone? What is this one run deficit bullshit?

 

LET'S SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS, GIANTS.

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"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

jponry is here

and she brought the RUNZ!!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 21, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty solid rendition of GBA.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Score, assholes. Score now. Score 3 runs

Wayne Rooney is dead to me.
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 21, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Score some fucking runs....

That’s a good idea…

"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"

by sharkzfan on Oct 21, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ooh. THis thread feels runsy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 21, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Needz more fiber.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too much, TOO MUCH.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have a good feeling about this. It’s weird. There must be something wrong with me.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 21, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s been seven years since the Giants had a postgame collapse. Your instincts have dulled.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runs would be greatly appreciated, Giants.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

The force is strong with this one!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

this kitten

ain’t havin’ it!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG I want! lol

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Tony Soprano a good representation of the average New Yorker?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, then, yes.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Stay in New York or we’ll eat you alive.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on what part of the city you go to…

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a costume for a musical revue. I don’t think it represents an average style of dress for anyone.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speak for yourself

I’m going to wear one of those hats tomorrow.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, no argument here. I said I always wanted one of those hats. But I don’t think it represents an aggregate of haberdashery in San Francisco.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUNZ PLEASE!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Oof

Contreas has owned the Giants in this series.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Doc was valiant. Now come on boys!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross Gload pinch-hit for him.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was pinch-hit for, wasn’t he? So that would be illegal, I think. But I’d like to see him try!

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by Skaldheim on Oct 21, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're just setting up for a CODY FUCKING ROSS walkoff

It’s more poetic that way

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Or Burrell vs his former team.

I’ll pretty much take a wild pitch walkoff idc.

Hella.

by Snack on Oct 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it time for animals in casts?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

jtthekid Jason Thompson
Is that a Drag Queen wit the City of San Fran on her head?? #MLBPlayoffs

by giants92388 on Oct 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I love JT

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

EMPEROR NORTON SEZ

WTF IS THIS SHIT? SCORE SOME RUNS!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is the PH?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck ever happened

to the Seventh Inning Stretch?

How many times do I have to listen to God Bless America?

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Every game until you die.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 21, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell is the frickin’ obsession with that song?

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s to keep the terrorists from winning.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Domino’s commercial is terrible. Sort of like their pizza.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Still better than Round Table.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Between-innings useless fact:

At its launch on April 10, 1912, the Titanic weighed 46,328 gross register tons.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully the Phillies sink like it.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

One would hope.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty close to Pablo's playing weight

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

So creative, another fat joke.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beach Blanket Babylon is awesome.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, busting out the rally cap. It worked in ALDS Game 3!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

NEEDZ
MOAR
RUNZ

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant, you must get on base

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 21, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

No more Halladay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

wanna make up for game 2????

Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!

by PTGiants on Oct 21, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Terrible s far

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the mojo in this thread...

NOW LETS GET ER DONE!

"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"

by sharkzfan on Oct 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

i don’ think Fontenot is the answer

"I'm no stranger to this place, where real life and dreams collide.
And even though I fall from grace (in the NL West), I will keep the dream alive-->" (A World Series Championship in SF) -Oasis

by orange and black on Oct 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't hate Contreras.

lol

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it me or does Jose Contreras look like he used to sell used Buicks in Detroit?!

by skilletboy on Oct 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Seriously, stop that.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Fack

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Can you stand and NOT look terrified Fortenot? Damn...

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.

by thirteen on Oct 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Fontenot.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

What a shitty AB

GTFO

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That was nasty.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

i never want to see his fucking face again

Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!

by PTGiants on Oct 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Jesus, Grant. That was a failtacular AB.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

he's awful

Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!

by PTGiants on Oct 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty horrible at bat.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Contreras has owned the Giants in this series

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

o_O

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.

by thirteen on Oct 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry reply failed to wrong post.

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.

by thirteen on Oct 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where the fuck is GUILLEN!?!?!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, my.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant

that was not very Raven

/Galifanakis

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

We still have our secret weapon...

BRAD LIDGE

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m officially going to take a shot every time we get a base runner.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

enjoy being sober.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’m also gonna take a shot every time they get a baserunner.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE YOUR FUCKING SHOT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was GOOD!!!!!!!!

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you get very very drunk very very soon.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why, but that didn’t sound like a very complimentary thing to say… Just for that, I’m gonna take a shot.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re going to watch the rest of this game sober???

by Rook Takes Pawn on Oct 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gallo del Cielo . . .

 . . . has no such intention.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 21, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, even if I’m not drunk, I’ll still be stoned as hell.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully I’ll be drunk as fuck if we win.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That could backfire in two ways.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take a shot!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It COULD have been a baserunner… Close enough, I’m saying.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, I’m taking a shot for pure effort.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Giants.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on ME!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um…?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taking one for the team.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve got to be able to score at least one run off of Contreras in this series.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

The used Buick guy?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anytime jponry ;)

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONE

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANDRES!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GIANT!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Torres

Now steal 2nd successfully

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GIANT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES, GIANT!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

uhhhhhh

Wtf Rollins!?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giant just keeps getting on

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

did rollins let that go or something?

by cubesonice on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres' got his groove back!

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.

by thirteen on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Giants,

Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease get Andres home.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giant!! Will Bochy send him?

"I'm no stranger to this place, where real life and dreams collide.
And even though I fall from grace (in the NL West), I will keep the dream alive-->" (A World Series Championship in SF) -Oasis

by orange and black on Oct 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope not.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 21, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice effort, JRoll

Time to boot a grounder…

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE GIANTS PLEASE

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 21, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES!!!!!!!!!!!
baseballmarty
Contreras in last 85 steal attempts against him 77 were successful Giants will run on him right away

GO GO GO!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 21, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That's a good stat

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s Bochy…and Ruiz gunned Torres down yesterday

"I'm no stranger to this place, where real life and dreams collide.
And even though I fall from grace (in the NL West), I will keep the dream alive-->" (A World Series Championship in SF) -Oasis

by orange and black on Oct 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

4th time on base tonight for Andres

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 21, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

well, that was something

seriously, can we at least tie it up this inning?

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Chevy Cruze? Cuise? Jose Cruz Jr.? FAIL!

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 21, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Contreras is as old as me

he shouldn’t be playing baseball anymore!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Emperor Norton says that was a good start

BUT HE WANTS A RUN.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

WE ALL WANT A RUN!

"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"

by sharkzfan on Oct 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind another steal attempt here

by nofreetime on Oct 21, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

you guys are a good 5-10 seconds ahead of my TV.
just had to wait to see how it went wrong.

by Snof on Oct 21, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY FIRST GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA WITH MY LAST NAME

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

bah

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, Huff, it’d be cool if you did something.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT I

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

reply fail

stupid computer! stupid Mole, stupid Huff

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFF

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff needs to get his thong into one here

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

If they’re playing no doubles defense, that’s a hit

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddy. Just stop hitting them at people….

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh thank God they're taking out Contreras.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s bee pretty good against us this series.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, we’ve gotten BABiP’d hard this game.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm starting to lose it!!!

I WANNA SEE A WIN TODAY! AND I WANNA SEE IT NOW!

"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"

by sharkzfan on Oct 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Redeem yourself Huff.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

w/ a homerun RIGHT now

"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"

by sharkzfan on Oct 21, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously. home runs have been scarce in this series.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

j.c. romero? we better score here

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

When was Huff's last homer?

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

It's been a while

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate this fucking commercial..

Rivera can choke on a chalupa

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

For the love of Bonds, please get a hit, Huff.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

make this guy throw a strike, Aubrey.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 21, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Bismarck

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 21, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Couldn't you pick someone that WON?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helped win Franco-Prussian War.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 21, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lost the Franco-American War

strategically over matched by Chef-boy-are-dee

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 21, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely won at uniting Germany.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OTTOOOOOOOO!!!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff will save us all! Just a hit!

"I'm no stranger to this place, where real life and dreams collide.
And even though I fall from grace (in the NL West), I will keep the dream alive-->" (A World Series Championship in SF) -Oasis

by orange and black on Oct 21, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

The BABIP this game is very frustrating

Just thought I’d say…not like it is obvious.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 21, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

i have no idea why Bork thought PH with Font was a good idea over Ish

by giant4life83 on Oct 21, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, weird.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff should hit a home run now. He is very due.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 21, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Romero has walked over 7 per 9 the last two years.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Shhheeeeet.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worst type of pitcher for the Giants to face

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 21, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey

Your time is now.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 21, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I LIKE IT

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY PITT THE ELDER!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Love the velvet.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 21, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

redemption time, Huff

your error better not cost us this game

by giant4life83 on Oct 21, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Why am I hearing Spanish announcers now?

I like it better than Buck and McCarver!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 21, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

BB

for BUSTER!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON AUDREY
MAKE AGENT COOPER LOVE YOU AGAIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

YES! Burn Atlan—wait a minute.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

My GOD!!!!!!!!!! I’m not gay, but if I was, that would be my ideal boyfriend. My heart is literally MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

War Criminal

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 21, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 21, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

6 LOB Huff ftl

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 21, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BABIP'D again

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

GARBLE! BABIP’D AGAIN!

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

that was the shift wasn’t it?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK LIFE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate you Utley. I hate you Utley. I hate you Utley.

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.

by thirteen on Oct 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Jesus Christ. Are you serious?!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

What was that?

Ugh

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

im speechless

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING SHADES OF BOBBY RICHARDSON

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit too soft

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

Even if it gets through it’s not gonna score Torres

I still don’t get why no attempt at stealing second in that inning.

by nofreetime on Oct 21, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem is that I don’t think Torres can steal on these guys.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 21, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh

He almost had one last night. It took a perfect throw and a bad pitch to steal on to get him yesterday.

by nofreetime on Oct 21, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

he has failed over and over again

Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!

by PTGiants on Oct 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep us in striking distance, Romo!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to drop kick that guy

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

We just got fucked

that was coming out of the glove

by Wreckonized on Oct 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

This game feels like a new kind of torture.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate everyone with the name “Chase.”

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a verb dammit!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has been a rough game for Huff.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s been the central figure in our failings.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 21, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING GAME OF INCHES MAN

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

thats what she said

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 21, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT UTLEY

"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

by Yoyo on Oct 21, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

if Utley is playing his position normally, that’s right to him anyhow

by giant4life83 on Oct 21, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

keep it to one run, Sergio. we need you.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 21, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, this sucks.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Utley is a jive turkey.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 21, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick q....

How do i post a gif (i am SUCH a noob)

"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"

by sharkzfan on Oct 21, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Click the little tree.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

(img src=“url”)

with < > instead of ( )

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

like a picture? idk

just hit the preview button and see if it works :p

Stu Lantz – For not being Hot Rod Hundley. Grade: A Motherfucking Superplus +.

by gen!e on Oct 21, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like the Giants have hit a lot of caught line drives tonight :[

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

…with men on base

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 21, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

sucks

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 21, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then Panda, Jazzy and Travis. (or Rowand)

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 21, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m puking up babies now.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 21, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

If it helps, I’ll probably be joining you in the vomit bus pretty soon. Maybe I’ll take a shot because I’m so confident in myself…

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poo poo. Oh well, I’m about at 1/3 of a bottol of vodka so far. Maybe another shot’ll help.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did he swing at that?

It’s a 2-0 count and he swings at a pitch up and in. Take the damn strike and make him throw that pitch again.

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Oct 21, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

we can still score.

Madsen hasn’t been that sharp and neither has Lidge. We just need to stay w/in striking distance.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 21, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

So... the gif...

"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"

by sharkzfan on Oct 21, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

its probably 2-0 right now still if Huff doesn’t make that error.

/sobs in despair

I dont’ want to sit on this one for 1.5 days then try to win one of 2 in PHI

by giant4life83 on Oct 21, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

it really hurts

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by PTGiants on Oct 21, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also if the ref didnt make that bullshit fair call.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 21, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a ball?

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 21, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That looked like strike one to me.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

knbr.com just decided to stop working

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 21, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

With 1 strike? lol

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

O nvm, your radio isn’t delayed.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss when we just hit dingers.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

victorino was so mad that was a strike

by cubesonice on Oct 21, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, I sure hope Romo is okay.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Slipped on some mound dirt trying to run to first.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the hell, Sergio.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 21, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT DON'T BE HURT

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 21, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Very nice.

Oh shit! Is Romo okay?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

oh Romo

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, ouch.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

Be okay, Sergio

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 21, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

He fell down . . .

and he can’t get up.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 21, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck, I hope Romo is okay.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 21, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Christ. This game…

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap what happened?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like his cleat failed to catch on the dirt there. Ow.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Reminds me of the time a couple of months ago when I mopped the kitchen, and later slipped on a wet spot on the floor. I ended up horizontal a good two feet off the floor. And then landed on my ass.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn’t physics awesome?

by Snof on Oct 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It hurt like hell and I almost blacked out when I stood up…but somehow I didn’t get end up with a bruise.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve done that. Ouch. Had to get my coccyx x-rayed.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be okay, Romo

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

sheesh, that was cartoonish

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 21, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course you take him out here

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 21, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

prolly just had the wind knocked out of him

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 21, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

madson has to be tired doesn’t he?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

He prolly fell cuz there was no romosexual role call. Good job you guys.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 21, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

madson is trash... bring it on

Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!

by PTGiants on Oct 21, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Never mistake our players with players from that team.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

terrible

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subject line'd

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio

Please throw strikes.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Like I said, take him out here!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 21, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, please

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, Romo!

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES! NOW!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES SERGIO

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

throw fucking strikes

dumbass

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Leave my Romo alone!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure thing, as soon as he starts throwing strikes, I’d really like him to get on that

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

My love is unconditional <3

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get Polanco out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is too important. Take him out!!!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes Damn You!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!

by PTGiants on Oct 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S PLACIDO FUCKING POLANCO

not babe ruth

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I call him “The Fuck Fag.” Not trying to be mean.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather you not, at least publicly.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 21, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh

what?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Some of you aren’t even n00bs. Why are you doing things like this?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t call him that.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 21, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Romo

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what She said.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Romo.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FAAACK

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

come on lopez.... do it again

Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!

by PTGiants on Oct 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Sergio. That was incorrect.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

My new code:

Every time we strike someone out: I take a hit.
Every time we get a baserunner: I take a shot.

Every time I feel like it: I do whatever the fuck I want.

Every time we walk someone: I take a shot and post stupid shit.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I get it.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Simple enough.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe a dozen shots, 8 hits in a game? That’s a lot.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 21, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I post stupid shit.

Without having near as much fun.

by maysian on Oct 21, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we can tell.

by pwoper on Oct 21, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool story, Hansel

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

wHO’S HANSEL?? ru GRETAL

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you been smoking peyote again?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

nAH, BUT i HAVE SMOKED A SHITLOAD OF HERB AND DRANK ABOUT A HALF BOTTLE OF VODKA. tHIS IS FUCKING BAD. tHIS IS A NIGHT WHERE i’M GONNA END UP WAKING MY NEIGHTBOR UP BY PISSING ALL OVER HIS DOOR AT 6 IN THE MORNING. i NEED TO KEEP MYSELF FROM FUCKING MYSELF OVER. i’M ON THI FUCKING BRINK. nOT GOOD. NOT GOOD AT FUCKING ALL. mAYBE I’LL HAVE ANOTHER SHOT.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Such a great out, I think it deserves a SHOT!!!!!!!

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Take him out.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Javy Lopez will get a double play

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is killing me.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

yep... DOA... reincarnated a Giants fan, still tortured

Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!

by PTGiants on Oct 21, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOGGY time

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Shhh.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the optimism. Unfortunately, I’m not as optimistic.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torture?

This is past torture. This is wanting to go home and wash yourself after being with the dominatrix and finding out you locked your keys in the trunk of your car.

by Matt Perri on Oct 21, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Buck, it’s just nighttime. That doesn’t mean that everyone is Batman.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This made me lol IRL.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 21, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

that car boat is amazing

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 21, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Please throw strikes

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what guys?

Time for a double play and then to tie it in the 8th. This will be 2002 all over again. I’m fucking calling it as my first post tonight.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 21, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Please don’t compare anything in the postseason to 2002. For fuck’s sake.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, not ALL of 2002.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude. I was thisclose to kicking you in the shin when go to SLO next weekend.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll never find me.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

O RLY

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLOSE ENOUGH. LET’S DO THIS!

by pwoper on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

JAVIER!

FINISH HIM!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

dp

Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!

by PTGiants on Oct 21, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 21, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Get out of the inning unscathed, Giants.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

What's up guys?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

no fuckin shit, haven't eatin anything since 11, drinking beer since 8

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how you do it.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 21, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck dinner, this is too big of a game to make dinner

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dinner making will commence after the conclusion of the game.

by Snof on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha, not here it aint, it's 10:40

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

At that point, just fuck it.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly, not worth it, might just get a slice later, so fuck it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

for me it’s not even 8 yet, but hunger levels are rising

by Snof on Oct 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

order a god damn pizza, ass

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dinner’s already been had. It’s 9:41.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drinking.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drinking tears.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

see... that's what i dont do, because it aint fun

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torture, drinking, and tears. Sounds like PiKA’s kind of night.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

PiKAgiant: 21st century fratboy Marquis de Sade.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Now there’s a Green Day album for you.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, i might have to rec this

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

(If you don’t know who the Marquis de Sade is, Google Image Searching him is pretty fun!)

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much the usual.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 21, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds bout right, average showing for a giants game

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

My heart rate.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

likewise, especially with my beer count

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD UTLEY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD UTLEY, FUCK OFF

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD VERB

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD UTLEY WOO WOO

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD UTLEY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

And awesome.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 21, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

sit your smiley ass down.

by skilletboy on Oct 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

STFD man with funny name

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you, you stupid preppy-named motherfucker.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

JLo did good.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU WILL STFD AND LIKE IT

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

SABEAN!!!!!

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Oct 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD U!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

i love that hop after the pitch!

for some reason reminds me of power ranger!

by Wreckonized on Oct 21, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Jlo

Captain Quirk is flying to planet Zito

by josematan on Oct 21, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice....

Let’s have some more lefty-on-lefty violence here…

by Gregjitsu on Oct 21, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Lopez! get this guy out!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 21, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Javier

Please throw strikes.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY LOPEZ!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez is incredible.

Absolutely amazing.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

OVERPAID FOR HIM

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

chasm’d.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

NOW LET’S TIE THIS SHIT UP!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

OK time for a rally cap.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Mine failed in the 7th. :(

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez. I like him.

Tense game is tense.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

THATS IT!!! LETS GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!! POSEY, BURRELL, ROSS, SOMETHINGS GOTTA GIVE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Big boys up.

by skilletboy on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Great job, Lopez.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

TORTURE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNNNNNSSSSZZZEEEEE!!!!!

Let’s get some.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

YOUR WELCOME

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

YEAH JOEY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll always miss…those guys.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me...too.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will always love … Joey.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joey! Yes! Thank you.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/salutes

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

JOEY!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH JOEY

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez is good

c’mon Giants get some runs please.

by waffles on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Comeback inside...

POSEY

CRONK

BOSS

Come on boys… this is the inning!!

Particles!!

by PTGiants on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

JLO

has been nails!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, now how's about me SCORE SOME RUNS

I do NOT want this series going back to Philadelphia.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

time for the heart

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster, Pat Cody…. LETS GO BOYS

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Guys, I’m exhausted.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG WE MUST GET RUNZ NOW!!!!!

I really don’t think that’s aksing for too much now is it Giants???

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

7 hits and only 2 runs. We deserve more!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

many, many more!!!!!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you guys heard of John Bowker? I haven’t.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

You know

I’m happy with the trade too. But do we have to mention John Bowker every single time Lopez does something?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis just hit another double.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually think we pretty much forgot about Fred pretty quickly, actually.

You know, for here at least.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 21, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re hearing things.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the same thing

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIME TO USE MY EPIC MOJO!!!

I am going to go use the restroom….

"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"

by sharkzfan on Oct 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNS RUNS RUNS (GIANTS)

by pwoper on Oct 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Feels like ages since i've been around here during a game

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t go to school in Ohio next time.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONT BE A GEOGRAPHY MAJOR EITHER

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can he pinch hit?!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

[May] he?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit the game tying sac fly in this exact same situation 8 years ago.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN HAZ A RUNZ??

Captain Quirk is flying to planet Zito

by josematan on Oct 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone remember?

How we won our last pennant in Game 5?

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Oct 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Lofton and Bell

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

similar torture. similar score. BRING THE HELL

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Oct 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright guys, time to pray to the baseball Gods…

pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease score a run (two would be nice)

by giant4life83 on Oct 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

i woukd ask for more than 2 but i dont want to be greedy

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY CAP ACTIVATED

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

gotta love

the one-run games. let’s do this.

by mameluke on Oct 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Madson has to be exhausted at this point.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Here’s hoping!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is hell.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

ANIMALS IN CASTS

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

James Madison, I think.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They all look the same after enough torture.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s presidents five through thirteen that no one ever remembers.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget the ones after Lincoln and before Theo.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ibn Battuta

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

TIME FOR THE BIG GUNS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ve obviously never experienced this magic.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prediction:

base runners galore for a dramatic Panda attack

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Oct 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Roosevelt!

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

THIS SO MUCH THIS

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

please: good at bats

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The optimism is blinding! I wish I could forget the past to join in the fun.

by Every6thDay on Oct 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

How many did he go yesterday? Two?

by pwoper on Oct 21, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, guys. i need a good conclusion tonight so I can focus on the fund drive tomorrow.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

For you

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 21, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY JOBU!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 21, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY HOPELESS PERENNIAL THIRD PARTY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Harold Stassen? William Jennings Bryan?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

William Jennings Bryan wasn’t a third party candidate.

That’s Eugene V. Debs.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO WATCH YOUR SITCOMS

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Ghandi

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 21, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORE CASTS!!!!!!

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Oct 21, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

The bridge to lidge! lol stupid chair kicking toe breaker

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 21, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

c’mon Buster. get it done.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 21, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS DO THIS

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 21, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

GET ON BASE POSEY!!!!

dammit!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON BUSTER

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Posey

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster. =(

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

That was nasty

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

no more sad rally images you guys!!

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

why!!??? buster!?!?!?!? wE STILL LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

he

just got busted :’(

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

God Damnit Buster

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

I’m tired of hearing the radio guy say “AND A SWING AND A MISS!”

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE SOME RUNS!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf is he looking at on his comp?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is that guy looking up online??!

by skilletboy on Oct 21, 2010 7:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

This is amazing

and cannot possibly be real.

by Gregjitsu on Oct 21, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO! you weren't supposed to do that!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON PAT

USE THAT BAT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY SHARKTOPUS

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 21, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, right down the middle and we can't do anything

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 21, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh ugh ugh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

So Madson is tired, huh?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh. this isn’t going well.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 21, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY IBN BUTTUTA

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 21, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

stop with the fucking hacking ugh

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 21, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody

We need you.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeeeeez.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

Madson looking nasty.

by NHL84 on Oct 21, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

oh man. no bread and butter changeup yet

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 21, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FACCCCCKKKK

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 21, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

i

hate slides now

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 21, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll be happy with a dinger.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE CODY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

i guess he’s not been overworked.

by mameluke on Oct 21, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Who’s the one that told Madson to bring it on?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 21, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

This guy's going to strike out the side. He looks fresher than our bats

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 21, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY THE OTHER GEORGE CLINTON

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Of the Parliament fame?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

nvm that lol pic came late

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of the First Governor of New York and Failed Presidential Candidate fame.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, THAT George Clinton.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was also a failed Presidential candidate named DeWitt Clinton!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Cody gets out I’m gonna take a shot.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

you said baserunners!!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 21, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was before I was this drunk.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

looking like its gonna have to get done against Lidge

by nofreetime on Oct 21, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Had a bad feeling going into this game, and hence... WHATEVER

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck off, Madson.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

SWING

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 21, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing looks any good I guess

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 21, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE GIANTS JUST SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS YOU FUCKERS

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 21, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Madson.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Owned

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

OFFFFFFFF COURSE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG you guys, damnit

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, so that was full of suck.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Dominate inning

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

That sucked.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

torture.

This game really sucks. Fortunately we haven’t had one like it in a while.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

So, that sucked.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally animal casts have failed

It is not possible for us to win tonight.

See you guys in Philly.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Madson can suck my fuckin DICK!

Piece of shit. Just for that I’m taking a shot.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it's looking bleak.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup, “bring it on” indeed.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m getting that sinking feeling

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Same

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm getting it for the whole series

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I don’t want to, but I am.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

go away again. :D

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 21, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

tell me how you really feel

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 21, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No magic inside?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 21, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

damn now they

have to waste all that jet fuel

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

so

Oswalt to close it out?

by mameluke on Oct 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

Here's hoping 2010 is the end of our drought.

by FearTheTree on Oct 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval, Uribe and a PH in the 9th. It’s over.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The pitcher could throw underhand and strike out the side.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE SCORED FIRST

AND WE ARE GOING TO WIN DAM IT!

by Wreckonized on Oct 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

would like to get in this line, but don’t know if my depression will let me ::sigh::
/gets in line anyway

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

they didnt take into account the defensive fail of Huff. And offensive fail, for that matter.

No hits, and a 2-run error.

We fucking won this game

by giant4life83 on Oct 21, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey really had a tough game. That happens, but it really sucks that it happened tonight.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s hoping they bring in Lidge instead of leaving in Madson!

by nofreetime on Oct 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Bring in Brad Lidge

I never want to see Ryan Madson EVER. AGAIN.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

what the fuck is bork doing!?!??!

Ramon over Wilson? they have tomorrow OFF!! keep it a 1-run game, goddamit

by giant4life83 on Oct 21, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think Bochy realizes that Ramon Ramirez isn’t actually that good.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 21, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

you gotta pull out all the stops, play like theres no tomorrow because if we’re going back to philly, there very well may not be a tomorrow

by giant4life83 on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bats look incredibly slow.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 21, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

My Rally Semi-Obscure Political Figures haven’t yielded results. :(

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Shoulda used Harold Stassen.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for the big guns in the bottom half

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 21, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants baseball: nausea

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 21, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to head to the Sharks game...

"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"

by sharkzfan on Oct 21, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

good, we don't need ya

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please give me another Giants 9th Inning Rally

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.

by thirteen on Oct 21, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

the worst part is

we really can’t complain about them being ahead because of errors.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

we can’t? darn.

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

LIDGE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

on the other hand, there is nothing a little drinking can't fix

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 21, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RamRam has a 54.00 ERA

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on RamRam

SHUT THEM DOWN.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Never forget 10/10/10

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like having Ramirez in, here, but i suppose it’s the best move

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Game Day says that the ump is blind.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

ballgame

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you shitting me.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

THE FUCK

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Well.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck. That does it.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

What?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

whatever

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU RAMIREZ

WHY IS WILSON NOT IN WHAT THE FUCK

by giants92388 on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

that is the question. why is wilson not in, in a 1 run game with tomorrow off?

by giant4life83 on Oct 21, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramon Ramirez fucking sucks.

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by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork PH with Font was terrible, considering the Torres and Freddy got hits right after he K’d.

Bork putting in RamRam over WIlly was stupid with tomorrow off. FUCK

by giant4life83 on Oct 21, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sucked.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCKITY FUCK

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, I’m glad we have Ramon in…

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

There it is, then.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

that was the exact fucking reason why you bring in wilson

by giant4life83 on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Well..

I guess he can’t complain about our park anymore.

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.

by thirteen on Oct 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

we should sign that guy in the offseason

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 21, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I see the rest of the game very clearly now.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK WAS BORK THINKING?

ITS A FUCKING 1 RUN GAME WITH TOMORROW OFF

by giant4life83 on Oct 21, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

wow... good lord

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Ramirez sucks, but the pitch he hit wasn't that bad

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 21, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

What is Ramirez's ERA now?

600?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

He lowered it actually lol

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by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Series ERA of 54...

HAHAA

"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"

by sharkzfan on Oct 21, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I WANT TO THROW THINGS A THE TV!!!!

but I can’t afford a replacement :o(

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFF

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 21, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RamRam lowered his ERA to 40.50.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that the first HR in our park in this series?

Our batters are due goddammit!

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.

by thirteen on Oct 21, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't even blame RamRam for that..

It wasn’t even a strike

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 21, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

That sucks.

This has not been a fun game to follow.

by Gregjitsu on Oct 21, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone who thought the Giants were going to breeze to a 4-1 series win over the Phillies hasn’t been paying attention this season

by nofreetime on Oct 21, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t. But I also thought that if they didn’t win tonight’s game, they’re going to have a really, really difficult time winning the series.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for saying that, because I didn’t know that, and it totally makes what is happening now any less frustrating.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame jponry for the jinx

Well, also Ramirez for not being that great a pitcher.

by wcw on Oct 21, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

What was the jinx?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The overflow thread post mentioned a one-run deficit.

by wcw on Oct 21, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh, Giants!

Leave “beating yourselves in SF” to the 49ers!

by fanoftheunderdogs on Oct 21, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

remote, right?!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

…revolver.

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 21, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

nooo! don’t do it!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But its my favorite Beatles ablum!

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

this means we will get 1 run next inning

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 21, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff lines out w/ bases loaded to end game

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 21, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

_

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Mother of God, this is really something.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

God, I hate this game.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Great call here, Bochy.

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by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Ramirez has really been shitting the bed in the postseason. Regression is a bitch, apparently

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 21, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not the only one.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 21, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Doubt it could have been any worse to put in Mota, though.

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuckdge

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 21, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

This guy sucks

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WHYYYYYYYY

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, come on now. Where the fuck is Wilson?

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by Skaldheim on Oct 21, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

its funny yet its true

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 21, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

sadly, there’s no way we could have known that.

it wasn’t even something that anyone mentioned beforehand, so we cant pick that to gripe about

by giant4life83 on Oct 21, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit ritual mutilation.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

You can say Huff’s error was big. But the Giants had so many opportunities you cannot say that the game was lost on that error.

The Phillies didn’t beat the Giants tonight, they beat themselves.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m in this line. So many horrific ABs with runners on base.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’ve been BABIP’d. That is all. Phils got the breaks, we didn’t.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 21, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gload Double play sez wut?

by NHL84 on Oct 21, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I don’t think it is luck as much as the meltdown in the third.

by nofreetime on Oct 21, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

See you in Philadelphia...

They just didn’t look sharp tonight. Got a great effort from Torres but little else. Giants must remember to take NOTHING for granted. Remember MOTHERFUCKING GAME 6, 2002! Tonight was the fucking game to win. The next 2 will be harder than this.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 21, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s another half inning.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's obligatory,

But the Giants just don’t have it tonight.

by Every6thDay on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good season, Giants. Absolutely no shame in losing to the NL Champs in seven games, just a slightly embarrassing situation to choke up 3-1.

by Every6thDay on Oct 21, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Smart. Some anti jinxes.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

can the mods ban him now, please? He’s really been asking for it for a while.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 21, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s clearly an anti-jinx.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS FUCKING STUPID

by reneved on Oct 21, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

The ump seems to have forgotten the fucking strike zone

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

That happened in game 2 as well.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?

When the hell did it become fucking 4 to 2?!?!?!?!?!?!? I was just taking a fucking shot and when I turn back it’s fucking 4 to ucking 2!?!?!? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENENED?!?!?

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ramirez

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Werth scored on a penalty shot.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 21, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck, not that guy!? My Mom is fucking in love with him. Even though she’s a Giants fan, she calls him “my new boyfriend.” Last night when they put the Camera on him, and he did his nasty little pussy-lick maneuver, she almost had an orgasm. My MOTHER! God, it was sick. I HATE THAT FUCKING GUY.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You said you were going to take shots with Giants baserunners. You jinxed it.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem is, I’m just so frickin’ drunk now, I can’t even remember anything. Mayvbe IU’ll have a shot.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Uniform wildness from Giants relievers

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 21, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame FOX.

They kept displaying graphics about when “Game 5” was, and giving little quick facts like “The last blah blah blah to blah like the Phillies would do if they won this series was in 19blah, and it was against the Giants!”

And right now, they’re giving off a quick fact about if the Phillies reached the world series.

Ugh.

by fanoftheunderdogs on Oct 21, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

notice

how they never posted if necessary just said it but they said it like it was an after thought

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fox fucking blows. I can’t even decide if I hate these announcers more than I hate the TBS announcers…

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have enough sense to just HATE THEM ALL WITH A BLIND RAGE!!!!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they all wonder why baseball’s ratings are down.

Maybe it’s because people would rather sit around watching blowouts on Monday Night than have their eyes bleed due to the stupidity of the announcers.

by fanoftheunderdogs on Oct 21, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many mistakes tonight

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahahahaha

Madson is out of the game!!!!!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Another mistake

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, yes, the old inning where everything falls apart and puts the game out of reach.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Just one of them fucking games.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I love having Sandoval at third.

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by cheno on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh dear.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Sad Panda. :(

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

the wheelz

they are off

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Goodnight

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

KILL ME!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn't even close!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

pablo

throw with your other arm!

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo has done it again

that’s what got him to the bench

by Hatuxka on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Why can’t Panda throw to first?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

FAT stupid fucking Panda

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOOD. AFFELDT WILL FIX EVERYTHING.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

AFFELDT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by reneved on Oct 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

MVP Candidate!

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt?

Get ready to watch Ramirez’s ERA skyrocket.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Not using Wilson was so fucking stupid.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 21, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

This

it was so fucking stupid. what the fuck is bork worried about? not a save situation? so what? still a situation where we NEED TO KEEP IT A 1 RUN GAME!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 21, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can’t have nice things. =(

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't worry

The Giants are almost guaranteed to score three runs in the ninth.

by Chimneyfish on Oct 21, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

did you have this notarized?

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really need us to rally in the 9th.

I just don’t feel confident facing Oswalt in Philly after that game 2 performance. UGH.

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.

by thirteen on Oct 21, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Cain.... real bad

"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"

by sharkzfan on Oct 21, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That means we'll go to game 7.

I really can’t take it going to game 7 at philly and their small little box park.

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.

by thirteen on Oct 21, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “small pox part.”

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read your misread as “small pot park”

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 21, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read your misread as “Pol Pot snark”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

if the Giants have proven one thing it’s that they can look like shit and suffer a devastating loss and come back the next game and play very well like that loss didn’t happen. They’ve done it, time and time again this year and this post-season and it looks like they’ll need to again.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 21, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo, you are un-forgiven :o(

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

i dont even blame Panda for that one anymore.

Wilson should have come in, not RamRam who gives up a HR and a single or walk, whatever it is.

Never should have gotten this far

by giant4life83 on Oct 21, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Butterfly Effect.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 21, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t negate the fact that Wilson should have come in.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 21, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift A

The 1958 team would not be pleased.

So this game was lost as soon as the Giants channeled the Dodgers by playing “Don’t Stop Believin’” in the 8th inning. I don’t care if Steve Perry is there, you never emulate the Dodgers, and you NEVER EMULATE THE DODGERS IN A SERIES VERSUS THE PHILLIES.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 21, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck that

Journey is from the San Francisco.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 21, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except, you know, Journey is a bunch of Giants fans. I have no problem with playing that song.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah! how do you know they didn’t steal it from us???

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramirez?

Once again Boch showed his evil twin Bork in this game

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 21, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

optimism?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyVdbfyvwso

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 21, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

On the bright side.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

really?

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 21, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 21, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Madson, but even if we lose this game, we’re still the favorites.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Where?

Every sportsbook in Vegas has had the Giants as underdogs this entire series so far.

by Chimneyfish on Oct 21, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants are leading the series 3-1 last I checked.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 21, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t get me wrong- I think they’ll win the series. But that doesn’t change the fact that they’ve been underdogs this whole time.

I don’t see them become favorites with a loss.

by Chimneyfish on Oct 21, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean statistically. We’ll still be up 3/2. We still just need one win and there would be two games to play. Holy SHIT I’m fucking drunk right now.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

This last out is going to take forever!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 21, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM NOW!!!!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

I just want this game to be over.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

When you're drunk/stoned...

Listening to AC/DC is 10000 times better than listening to Buck/McCarver.

Just saying.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same when you’re sober

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 21, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM, AFFELDT!

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Wtf?

Are you kidding? A rook went in for Philly and has done better than him.

by fanoftheunderdogs on Oct 21, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

This is going well.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 21, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD, RECTUMFACE!

NOW LET’S GET IT DONE, GIANTS!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 21, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 21, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

So...here we go

Just need 3. We can do that.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 21, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU AFFELDT

DO WORK, GIANTS!

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

C’mon fucking offense!

by waffles on Oct 21, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit, I guess

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

ok we just need 2 to tie, 3 to win.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD DICKTORINO

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I WOULD LIKE TO SCORE SOME RUNS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants can hit Lidge

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 21, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe

0-4

How many RISP did he leave?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Man

Go to hell, Werth.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 21, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

come on more 9th inning magic

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 21, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ALRIGHTY NOW 2 TIES IT, CAN WE JUST DO THAT FIRST?

I’m not allergic to extra innings when we get last ups

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Two runs. Preferably three. C’mon, we can do this.

OPTIMISM!

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 21, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

been sayin this all along, I don’t think they’ve heard me yet

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more unicorn…

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 21, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally dog driving car

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 21, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKIGN RALLY

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 21, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m strongly reconsidering my aversion to alcohol.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

you can always go to rehab in the off season

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s looking better all the time.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Step 1: Pablo get on base.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 21, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Step 2: pitch runner.

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 21, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

A two-run lead means Patient Panda, since he just needs to get on base

/blind optimism

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Superior Roosevelt!

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 21, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Who’s up in the batting order?

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 21, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda, Uribe, PH

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're gonna get Lidged

We will score 1 run and have the bases loaded only to be disappointed…I can already sense it coming

by nofreetime on Oct 21, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch, we’re going to get one run this inning.

Bork doesn’t such stupid fucking things half the time, then brilliant things the other half, which leads me to believe it’s just dumb luck

by giant4life83 on Oct 21, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

New thread?

by skilletboy on Oct 21, 2010 8:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Who will be the pinch hitter?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY HANNIBAL HAMLIN

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how they ask Mitch Williams about what it’s like to close out big games LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 21, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

let’s get some baserunners!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 21, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants need to be patient… they have Sandoval and Uribe coming up. Shit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval’s had a couple of really patient ABs the last two games, at least.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFU MITCH WILIAMS

YOU RETARDED DOUCHEBAG

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally RxMeister

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 21, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, ‘cause you’re such an expert on getting Strike 1 in the postseason, Mitch Williams.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S GET IT STARTED PABLO!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

make Lidge throw strikes!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 21, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That didn’t work in the slightest.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARod looks different here

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 21, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please stop.

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 21, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE TOOK A PITCH! OPTIMISM!

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 21, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

If we win this game

I’m gonna drink everything left in this bottle of Vodka, then go piss all over my neighbor’s front door in pure ecstasy.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

If we lose it

I’m just gonna drink everything left in the bottle.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, we lost. Guess I’ll be getting frighteningly drunki.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Pablo.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Good game, Pablo.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 21, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU DID NOT FOLLOW STEP 1

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 21, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit, Pablo. That was bad.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice uppercut approach there Pablo!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 21, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Puppy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I want!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Oct 21, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY FIRST CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, good ol’ Louis Brandeis.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Jay'd!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This I know.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many times will this ball bounce that Uribe will K on?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck. I hate Jimmy Rollins.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 21, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to be patient, boys.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I really do not like Jimmy Rollins and his stupid nickname.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like to say “celery.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

gutsy

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 21, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh great, Ishiawa is our last hope.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 21, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh, we knew we were gonna lose this one.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It couldn’t be easy.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY ANARCHIST WHOSE EX-BOYFRIEND KILLED THE FUCKING PRESIDENT

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Sara Jane Moore.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

why

couldnt we play 5 game series :’(

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 21, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, Travis

It’s all up to you. No big deal.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

what a bunch of crap

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 21, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Going down too easy.....do something GIANTS!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 21, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go 2 out rally!

Please?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 21, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY HIRAM RHODES REVELS

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That guy really needs to lower the price of his Heroin.

by ololo3 on Oct 21, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh God, his arm came off.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh the glee in Halladay's eyes...

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.

by thirteen on Oct 21, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

We really blew this one

Halladay didn’t have shit and we had opportunities

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 21, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

SAVE US TRAVIS!

Just get on base.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Do not move out of the way of anything inside

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 21, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

now swing at the ball in the dirt

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 21, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh ugh ugh ugh I don’t feel good about this anymore. :\

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

BARF

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 21, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Well poop. That game was not enjoyable.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 21, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

That could have gone a little better.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Back to Philly. Dammit.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 21, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking hell. Richly deserved loss tonight, Giants.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Baseball giveth, and baseball taketh away.

Get ’em in Philly, Giants.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Well.

Gotta split in Philly.

by NHL84 on Oct 21, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Tough Loss

Night All!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 21, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

So remember when Ishi had a few pinch hits?

That was all a filthy lie, and it should be forgotten forever.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 21, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

http://www.sadtrombone.com/

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 21, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve constantly been clicking this for the last minute.

The result is hilarious

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It always makes me feel better.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 21, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

All right, see you guys Saturday afternoon. Pressure’s still on them.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 21, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

When it comes down to needing Travis Ishikawa to saveyou....you're done for

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 21, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, like in game 3 of the nlds

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right. I’m wrong. Sorry

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 21, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay, here come the media stories about how the Phillies have control of this series

by Weltall on Oct 21, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe it’s better that way. Everyone became too complacent.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

We didn’t hate accidents enough.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck is thrilled

but he’s right the Philly bullpen did it.

by Hatuxka on Oct 21, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re gonna need some magic in Philly.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 21, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on everyone...

Winning this came would not have been torture.

Don’t worry.

by Chimneyfish on Oct 21, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Tune in tomorrow to hear the angriest fund drive anchor you’ve ever heard on public radio.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

You have to give credit to the Philly bullpen. I was excited to get Halladay out after only 6, but Contreras, Romero, Madson and Lidge all got the job done.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants just found out what the Phillies will soon find out — it is very hard to beat an evenly matched opponent 3 games in a row.

by nofreetime on Oct 21, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Well done, Phillies.

Times like these I wish I drank.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 21, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FU Rosenthal, already talking about Game 7.

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 21, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP LOSING RIGHT BEFORE WHAT WOULD BE OFF DAYS

IT MAKES THAT DAY SUCK

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 21, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

srsly omg

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of feel differently

After losses like this, I would dread the thought of another game the next day. Need a chance to breathe.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, you’re talking momentum!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 21, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

’Cause I was pretty sure I was talking exhaustion.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta feel good about Dirty in game 6. He’ll come up huge.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 21, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m gonna go make some ramen and get a beer and cry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Wish I lived next door. We could commiserate.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still 3-2 Giants

Sanchez gives the Phillies fits and let’s hope relief Oswalt shows up.

by nofreetime on Oct 21, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

We all are waiting for the other shoe to drop. The Giants always epically fail in the playoffs.

But…we have always bounced back after tough losses/stretches. Time to do it again.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
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by thehavenot on Oct 21, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

that wasn’t even a tough loss.

we blew tons of chances to score. bork did a real stupid thing and pitched ramram over Willy, cutting off the 9th from the hitters, Huff made about as big an error as you can make in that spot- i mean, if it goes between his legs, then victorino only gets a single, and polancos hit doesn’t score him.

that wasn’t a gut-wrencher, that was a game we should have won if we didnt fuck up so much.

by giant4life83 on Oct 21, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was those damn pom poms!

They were bad luck in the NLDS and they were bad luck tonight.

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 21, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

The Sharks lost opening night, and they handed out pom poms. Pom poms are evil.

by pwoper on Oct 21, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they’re for SISSIES!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck my life.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 21, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamn Mitch Williams must be a happy fuck.

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.

by thirteen on Oct 21, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to remain optimistic

let’s shut that fucking philly crowd up and celebrate all over that fucking field

Hit like Berry, Score like Jerry.

by Dub4lif3 on Oct 21, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

How the hell am I supposed to do math homework?

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 21, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Sharks up 3-2 with 3 minutes left

The “two Bay Area teams in different sports can’t win on the same day” theorem is about to be verified again.

by Weltall on Oct 21, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

giving up that run in the top of the 9th killed us. every hitter thought they had to hit a HR, instead of just trying to get on base to tie it

by giant4life83 on Oct 21, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Cliff Hamels!

And man does that dude look surprised.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 21, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 21, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, the pressure is still on Philly

It is silly talk to say that the pressure on the team up 3-2.

by nofreetime on Oct 21, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel as though the pressure will mostly be on Sanchez.

But he has proven that he can deliver when the pressure is on so Let’s Go Giants!

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.

by thirteen on Oct 21, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about the pressure on Oswalt?

If he has a bad game and losses the Phillies are out of it. Sanchez loses and we still have Cain to pick him up.

The pressure is still on the Phillies.

by nofreetime on Oct 21, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see you point

And even with his (L) yesterday he had a very dominating game 2 at home. I mean he was cocky enough to request doing in the 9th yesterday. I don’t see him feeling the pressure.

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.

by thirteen on Oct 21, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm..touche.

You forced me to rethink my original statement.

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.

by thirteen on Oct 21, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess, in the end, we can't complain

We split 2 in Philadelphia.

We won 2 of 3 in San Francisco.

Much as this loss sucks, that’s about all you can really ask for in a series like that.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

“in a series like this,” I meant.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Giants are still in the driver’s seat in this one.

I actually believe that all the home team fans and cheering puts more pressure on the home team to perform than it has any effect on the opponents.

by nofreetime on Oct 21, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i totally see your point, and it makes sense, but we should have won tonight.

by giant4life83 on Oct 21, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

Just because it is the team you root for?

by nofreetime on Oct 21, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

because good fundamentals and good managing were absent.

Huffs error, Bork using ramram instead of Willy. also bork used Fontenot, instead of Ish to PH, when right after that torres and freddy get hits. ish is a proven PH, font is not.

not to mention all the scoring opps that were squandered

by giant4life83 on Oct 21, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies blew a lot of scoring opportunities as well

and got robbed by a line drive double play right at Huff.

Blaming Bochy for this one is weak

by nofreetime on Oct 21, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Given the Giants season and the whole torture thing, is there any doubt that there will be a game seven?

by Every6thDay on Oct 21, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I need one of those airplane vomit bags.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 21, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

I want to die right now

Im missing games 6 & 7 too

by BeatLA55 on Oct 21, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Eric Karros is talking momentum and mental mistakes. The last refuge of the failed pundit.

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 21, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Rabble rabble rabble

by Weltall on Oct 21, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROBBLE ROBBLE ROBBLE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 21, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This series is about to get a lot more interesting than I wanted it to.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 21, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

If the MLB doesn’t have instant replay and review next year…ugh.

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 21, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wanna know the real reason we lost?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 21, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 21, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Light up the blunt

Hit like Berry, Score like Jerry.

by Dub4lif3 on Oct 21, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on guys..

We followed this team the whole year.. There was no chance this was going to be easy

by DFARowand on Oct 21, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I kept saying that

This win would have been way too torture-free. We are not done with our suffering.

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 21, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

that is a mental mistake and inexcusable.

Those sorts of mistakes are a lot worse than a fielding or throwing errors in my opinion.

by nofreetime on Oct 21, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah shit

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Oct 21, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

/sigh

I’m exhausted, my throat hurts from screaming, and I just want to crawl into bed and sleep this off.

WE WILL WIN ONE OF THE NEXT TWO GAMES.

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 21, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

baseball gods

please give us something nice come Saturday, I don’t want to have to something silly.

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 21, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Idea, Bad Idea

Good Idea:
Drinking Whiskey when the Giants Win

Bad Idea:
Drinking Whiskey when the Giants Lose

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Oct 21, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Idea:
Giants win + anything

Bad Idea:
Giants loss + impaired judgment

by bombs on Oct 21, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely crossing a beer too far tonight…

by Tynan on Oct 21, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

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