Beat PhiLAdelphia Thread VI
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Holy shit, Roy Oswalt coming out of the pen.
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
Oswalt
This is really interesting. Who is going in game six?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
What game six?
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 20, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Oswalt in
time to punish him
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
One run, please
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Rally Emperor

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Oct 20, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
beat his bitch azz
mothafucka. sheeeeeit.
by Daniel McCracken on Oct 20, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
Oh wow Oswalt
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
carrying over from the last thread
my wife has given up trying to follow the GDT
But more words of wisdom from her:
I haven’t gotten jack shit done tonight, Josh, and I fucking blame you!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Previously mentioned
My wife said the exact same thing.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 20, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
it's easier...
…to follow the game on one of my mommy boards, where we are all still enchanted with The Beard.
Are you supposed to have shooting chest pains when you watch baseball?!!?
Just askin’
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Yes.
Next!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 20, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Good lord, this is epic.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Shit Oswalt
we are never ever scoring again.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
score a run, please
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
Posey can pitch
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
What you talking bout?
THIS ENDS HERE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HOLY SHIT OSWALT
This is a total "we can’t trust you" to Lidge.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Two schools of thought...
Win it now. Quickly
or
Drag Oswalt out for five innings and 80 pitches
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
thats a gross commercial, who blows sweat on their friend
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 20, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
fucking sweaty freckles
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 20, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
LET'S GET SOME FUCKING RUNS!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
The last thread was misnumbered
This should fix things.
So...ideal scenario...
Drag this on another 6 innings and 90 pitches on Oswalt, before a walkoff HR by Posey?
Sanchez
Do something good
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
no
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 20, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
jaysonst Jayson Stark
Not counting a tuneup inning in last weekend of reg season, Oswalt’s last relief app: 7/8/06. Pitched 10th & gave up GW HR to Albert Pujols
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
lovin' the "FRED-DY" chant
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 20, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
just get on base, Mole.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Remember back when Blanton was pitching?
That was awesome.
Dude’s pretty ugly, though.
THIS ENDS NOW
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Get on base, Freddy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 20, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Oswalt...
This strikes me as good for us.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 20, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
Make him throw pitches
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
fudge
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
Rally rxmeister

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Rally RxMeister

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 20, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
They're not going to let him throw a curveball
SIT.
DEAD.
RED.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Shit
That was roped.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Bah, hung up there
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 20, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
Damnir
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
Damn it*
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
by GreatAetherFTW on Oct 20, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
damn
nice AB Freddy
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 20, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
cunt
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
Damn
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GAH
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Had that played perfectly
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
huff daddy!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 20, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 20, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
WALK WITH ME AUBREY!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
HUFF MOTHERFUCKERS
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 20, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Huff!
And now…Posey.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
omg Buster please do this
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 20, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
AUBREYYYYY!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 20, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
i love to huff
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
Whew
That had “ground out” written all over it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Rally Dougie Mac

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
let's go Buster
walkoff time
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
LOL range Howard
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
CMON POSE BUST IT
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 20, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
Rare first pitch swing for Huff
he was waiting for that
fuck who's on deck?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 20, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
its wilsons spot right?
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
guessing Fontenot
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Uribe on deck. then Cody.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster it is unfair to ask this of you
since you have already driven in 2 and made a great play at the plate, but could you show us some of your magic just one more time tonight?
Thanks!
by nofreetime on Oct 20, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Come on Posey!!!!!
Win now!
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
Damn, I don’t like an 0-2 count here.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This
Fuck
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 20, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 20, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
GODDAMMIT KUIP I HATE YOU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THIS!!!!
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 20, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip made it sound like the game way over
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
premature Kuipulation
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
THIS GAME IS KILLING ME
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
nitemare fuelz
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
RALLY SPLOTCH
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
ffffffff
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
MY HEART JUST STOPPED
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NOOOOOOOOOO
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
fffffffff
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
is he warming up? fox sux
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
pure torture
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
Not according to Joe Buck
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Peter McGowan sighting
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Only Dodger fans blow that much
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus Joseph and Mary I don’t know how much longer I can go on.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
buster!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
Oswalt is bringing it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BUSTER
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
OMG
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
BUSTER FUCKING POSEY!!!!!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I LOVE YOU BUSTER!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER!!!
90 feet away from a dagger to the Phillies hearts.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
BUSTER!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BUSTER POSEY YOU BIG BEAUTIFUL BASTARD
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
POSEY!!!!!!!!!!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
PLEASE GET IT TO THE OUTFIELD PLEASE!!!!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
TAKE THE FIRST PITCH, JUAN
PLEASE, I BESEECH YOU
BUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/pant pant pant
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
ok, Uribe. JUST A FLY BALL.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT AN AT BAT!
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
I jizzed a little.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Uribe Im begging you. A fly ball - that is all I ask.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LET'S GO
UUUUUUUUUUU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BUSTER MFING POSEY!
4 hits, suck it Heyward!
… oops, wrong series.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
I have been and probably always will be
A Bustersexual
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I thought you said
Buttersexual
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
URIBE!
SAC FLY! THAT’S ALL WE NEED! PLEASE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BUSTER SHIT FUCKING GOD DAMN POSEY MOTHA FUCKA
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
You out of the hospital?
How you doing?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nah, I'm still there.
But I’m doing better.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Nice play by Werth
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
Buster!!!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
infield in
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
PLEASE JUAN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
Jazz. I want Jazz
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Get it in the Juan!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
WE NEED A FUCKING FLY BALL!!!!
No more fucking excuses, no more fucking moral victories!
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
Juan Uribe you are the fucking man now.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
Fly ball, just a fly ball…
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
I'll take a wild pitch
Please.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Juan, you don’t actually have to hit the ball 500 feet here.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
I think we ought to pinch hit.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
95, holy crap.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
come on Juan
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
Posey
Should think about going, tough to cover the throw with the infield in, angles change.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
A single would be nice
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
cock
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
just a fly ball deep enough, please.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
WOW
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
come on boys
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
SWING FOR THE FENCES
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT THE EFF?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That hit him!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Fuck, I have no clue what that looked like, but I think that should have been a HBP. Just because.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
it hit him
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
THE FUCK
THAT HIT HIM
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 20, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
THAT FRIGGING HIT HIM!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I WISH I SAW
I SEE NOTHING
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
/begins pulling out the cat’s hair/
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 20, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU UMP!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK THAT HIT HIM!
HIT HIS HAND
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Looked like it hit his knob
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 20, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
YOWCH!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Should have pulled a Jeter
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Kruk says it was called correctly :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I agree.
That settles the debate, right? The fact I agree?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 20, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe not.....lol
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
THAT HIT HIM ON THE HAND!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
WTF does Oswalt keep throwing it at Uribe’s bat?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
basically. reminds me of playing whiffle ball with my little cousin
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 20, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
HIT HIM ON HIS ALREADY INJURED HAND
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
this
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
by GreatAetherFTW on Oct 20, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck fuck fuck
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
BS!!!!!!!
how many times does he have to be hit before he gets his base!! FUCK BLUE!!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
my anxiety is so bad right now. ahhh
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
WE WIN!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
URIBE!!!!
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 20, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
Owalt is fucking wild
Let him walk the run in
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
GIANTS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
BALLGAME MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
OMG THANK GOD FOR YOU JUAN URIBE
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 20, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
URIBEEEEEEEEEE
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!
Suck it, Mitch Williams.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 20, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
RIBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
GIANTS WIN
GIANTS WIN
OH MY GOD THE GIANTS WIN!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/dies
"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
BBBBPIFOIU"OUR"OUT"OIUG"OIGH"PI{
"The Supreme Court voted 17-11 today to uphold the multiple personality insanity defense in criminal trials."
by Panty Inspector on Oct 20, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
Uribe!!!!!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
HOLY FUCK YES
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
w00t!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
What a fucking ballgame.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
BALLGAME!
I love Huff!
I love Buster!
I love OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIBE!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
SAC FLY FOR THE WIN!!!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT A GAME
My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THAT WAS AWESOME!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!! WALK OFF SAC!
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
WE BEAT ALL THREE OF H20 LOL LOL LOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Oct 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
FUCK YOU PHILLIES, FUCK YOU BUCK!!!!
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
5555555555555555555555555



Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
FUCK YOU OSWALT!!!
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
OH MY GOD

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
by sanfrankid on Oct 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Wreck'd
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
UUUUUUUUUUUUFENSE FTW!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BET YOU WISH THE HBP HAD BEEN CALLED NOW HUH?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Classic Game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Oct 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
JAZZ HANDS MOTHER FUCKER

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
OMG
That was the actual best game I can remember watching ever! It had so much drama and back and fo…
/dies
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I heard it.
It was the best torture I ever heard on the radio.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
This made my day.
Thanks to everyone.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
JAZZY! OH MY GODYES!!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
JAZZ HANDS ON A SAC FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
sl

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
OMG YES
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I feel like I should also post the other gif I made, for the lulz.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Just realized
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
+
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
=
FU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by waffles on Oct 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HIGH FIVES!!!
That was one of the most fun games I have ever watched. also /torture!
No one here gets out alive.
TOTAL BUGS BOCHY RIGHT THERE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
IF I COULD I WOULD BUY YOU ALL A DRINK!!!!!
sorry for the shouting, but OH MY GOD!!!!!!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
OH MY GOD
MAKE THIS GREEN
NOW
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I got the 5th one!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
who is this?
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I would like her telephone number
and Rossetta Stone
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Hey, I am the East Coast 8(
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
wrecked, btw
This needs to make the regular rotation
by Monkeyking42 on Oct 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
shit man
I got so swept away by the drama of the game, I just had to remind myself that we’re up 3-1 in the freaking NLCS!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
That can’t be. Better check your statistics.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 20, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Buck sounds very ...subdued
like it didn’t go his way
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
Awwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
“They strand… who cares how many they strand?”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lulz Kuip
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 20, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
CLASSIC
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU CAN'T STOP
YOU CAN’T STOP
WE’RE GONNA CELEBRATE
ONE MORE TIME
ONE MORE TIME
THE CELEBRATION
YOU KNOW WE’RE GONNA DO IT RIGHT
LAUGHER
My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 20, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
NEVER IN DOUBT
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
WHAT?
It was in serious doubt, and often. Are you on drugs?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 20, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Never in Doubt
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Oct 20, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
fucking awesome
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THAT FUCKING 5TH WAS TORTURE BUT FUCK YEAH GIANTS
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 20, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
/heart attack
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
How about some acknowledgement of Busters hit?
instead praise for Werth again
Dear MSM,

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SWEET FUCKING VICTORY


Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
HOLEEEEE SHIT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 20, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Oh man
The best part? They got the hits off Oswalt, who made them look foolish in game 2.
And I really think that sent a message to the philly pen that Manuel did not trust them to hold the lead.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
My friend is at that game and I am immensely jealous of her.
The park must be exploding.
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
my mom, her best friend and my aunt are there!!! They are the lucky charm, they’re 3 for 3 for wins (games) attended in the postseason
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Hope they're there tomorrow!
Let’s finish this at home!
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
TIM LINCECUM - BRING ME THAT FLAG!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That is sweet!!!
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Oct 20, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Now we've hung a loss on all of H20!
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Oct 20, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
lol random lurking Sergio Romo
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 20, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yoo hoo ... Philles ...
"The Supreme Court voted 17-11 today to uphold the multiple personality insanity defense in criminal trials."
by Panty Inspector on Oct 20, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
Not just eight years
56 years, 56 fucking years! Why not this year, why not us? Maybe I’ll be able to raise my son a Giants fan free of guilt. Maybe, just maybe.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 20, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Brian Wilson
great interview
Romo, all is forgiven, you held it together after the double.
Oswalt the loser-good
Why no Lidge? That was wierd.
Fixed
Brian Wilson
great interview
Romo, all is forgiven, you held it together after the double.
Oswalt the loser-good
Why no Lidge? That was wierd
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants are 2-0 with me in the hospital
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Get well
But not prematurely. Need to stay and make sure those suckers are done.
I mean the infectious bacteria and viruses, of course.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I said it yesterday
But I don’t think breaking your legs is enough.
I may have to give you something that will keep you there longer. Too bad Lupis is out.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Break your leg
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Is this real life?
"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk
Sing It, Tony!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuNCzbbTru0
My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 20, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
I wore my panda through the entire rally! I’m never taking this motherfucker off!
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 20, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
You wore a whole panda?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Isn’t that illegal?
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 20, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I might just do the whole panda suit from here on out.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 20, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda being interviewed by Flem
I have a huge grin on my face right now listening to this.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
not many ballplayers sound that excited
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 20, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
But the announcers sure are. In the highlights, Kuip is apoplectic.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 20, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda hat sighting on MLB network
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Let's beat up on Halladay early tomorrow
Put em away with no torture.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by vhants on Oct 20, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by vhants on Oct 20, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Preach, Timmy.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 20, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like to individually high five all of you.
Please line up on the Golden Gate Bridge tomorrow at 8 am.
Thank you for your cooperation.
the fuckin' fratellis
If I can catch a red-eye
I’ll be there.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 20, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Timothy LeRoy Lincecum
Give us tomorrow.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I LOVE U GUYZ I LOVE U ALL

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
by baybombers on Oct 20, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
"I'm working with dumb and dumber up here"
LOL. He tells the truth.
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
by thirteen on Oct 20, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
Heh.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 21, 2010 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions
OMG!!!!! I JUST REMEMBERED!!
that tool on Fox said who ever wins tonight wins the series
HA HA!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
post game dudes
“you said philly in 5. then you said philly in 6.”
“i’m working with dumb and dumber up here”
that made me LOL
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Giants are an icemaker.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
by S.F. Giangst on Oct 20, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
DROUGHT
Climate change motherfucker
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
SIMMONS:
Such a fun game. San Fran is totally underrated as a baseball city – you can’t have a better playoff atmosphere than that.
Sweet
Richard
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 20, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Lon
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
(This is what I actually thought. A bit addlepated here.)
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Kimora Lee
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 20, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Clyde
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
props for being a tortured baseball town...
but I have to give it to him, when Buster Olney was saying we had “no chance” against the Phillies, he was acting pretty incredulous. Just one more win and Olney’s going to have to eat some serious crow.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 20, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
LOVING THE HUEY LEWIS MONTAGE!!!!
bay area bands FTW!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Text from my dad
The guy who played god bless america lived up the block. We used to play basketball and pinochle all the time.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 20, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That was my all time favorite version of that song
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 20, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The Kuip calls are fucking epic
Listening on KNBR right now
Yup. I especially liked the Rowand-Buster assist call
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 20, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
PABLO INTERVIEW ON MLB NETWORK
RIGHT NOW
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Of course
rambling unintelligibly.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is he eating something?
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 20, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You can tell he is super ramped
going a mile a minute.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I didn't understand anything he said in response to the first question
Harold Reynolds asked simpler questions
POST GAME MOTHERFUCKING THREAD
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
MLB network excusing Rollins' error
The hop was clean—right into his glove and he booted it. So Fox and MLB have the same type of brains, slavishly excusing him
Was there an Overflow Game Thread 5 or V?
I didn’t see it and it looks like there were two fours.

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