Beat PhiLAdelphia Thread III
by Natto on Oct 19, 2010 2:46 PM PDT
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Did Barry throw a strike, by the way? If anyone could actually see.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Did he get smaller?
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
CLIFF LEE
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’ve always thought of him as a Unicorn myself
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Scarily high, seems like he’s in a good grove, though.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Through 5 innings, though.
That’s not complete game pace, but you oughta be able to get 7 out of him with that pitch count, no?
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 19, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
hamels will prob be at 80 this inning
if we take some PITCHES, that is
by fuzlightyear on Oct 19, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That thread was working
We’re all counting on you, Natto.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Is this the Pervert Huff thread?
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
Hmm, 81 pitches.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Pujols isn’t a Moneyball guy in this Wheaties commercial.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Every time I see that ad I think it’s for Wheaties Fail.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Wheaties: Good for Albert's Pujols, good for yours.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
score more runs!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
GREAT SCOTT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
GREAT SCOTT!!!!!!!!!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
SCOTT!
WTF!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
ROWAND?!!
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
SCOTT!
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
FUCKING AARON ROWAND!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
WooO!
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"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
GREAT SCOTT!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
AARON ROWAND!
THE LAW OF AVERAGES FTW!
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Regress to mean = your friend
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
To him, the mean is an upgrade.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GREAT SCOTT!!!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
Amazing
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
BOCHY!!!!
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
I HAVE ALWAYS BELIEVED IN AARON ROWAND.
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
DFADFARowand
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Did McCarver or Buck just say "3 - zip"?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bruce Bochy: he's magic inside
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Get the bunt down, Matt.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
wait! WHAT WAS THAT?!
did Rowand actually get on base? with a HIT?!!
/mind blown
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Great lineup? Or the greatest lineup?
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
Bochy is a genius!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Astoundingly, his moves have worked out. What the fuck do we know?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Torres just got buried on the bench for the rest of the NLCS
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
Gotta say I respect Rowand for accepting his new role
And still giving it everything he’s got when he gets playing time.
Still a gamer.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
His gamerness was never in doubt. This is where it pays off. Suck my intangibles, nerds!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
So I guess Gameday isn’t full of shit!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Never noticed the saxophone in the background until now.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
AARON ROWAND
YOU MAGNIFICENT RICH SON OF A GUN
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
That wasn't very good, matt
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
Aw hell, Matty
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Shit
That was a pathetic attempt at bunting, Matt.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
get a hit, Gar
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
Cain just bunted him over to second
That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it
Hey Joe Buck
I’d rather not think about Renteria’s other postseasons, thanks. :)
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
cardinals and braves suckage?
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 19, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Marlins, 1997
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
I think Pat Burrell would make a great manager. If you’re aiming for hilarity.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’ve already got the series in development with ABC.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
See, the trick is take off you clothes but keep your cleats on!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
what the hell is ffffffffffffffffffffffff?
anyone?
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
lol fffffffffffffaq
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Chasm?
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Oct 19, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
This
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"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
by GreatAetherFTW on Oct 19, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I've got the radio AND TV volume on.
But the radio far louder, so all I can hear of FOX is the crowd noise.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa
Just got here, crazy lineup. Just needs some Whiteside.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 19, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
"Take your pick."
Um, pass.
"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins
Frigging Rectum Face!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
damn
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
It really seems like Hamels has a larger strike zone than Cain.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
The strike zone has been perfectly fair.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
I haven’t been taking a close look at Gameday, but the strike zone today seems pretty okay for both pitchers. It’s WAYYYYY better than the one for game 1 and 2.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Yup. I’m glad to see that low strikes are being called.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
looks like Matt's is bigger
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
makeup zone
Ump trying to even things out for the prior game.
I’d prefer a clean zone in every game, myself.
would have been a play at home
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
The is the Giants team I know
Get the leadoff man on base, then they don’t drive him in.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Can we get a base hit here?
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
Joe Buck just called Eric Gregg a “wonderful umpire”!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!?
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
The perfect pairing of comment and commenter, that.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
…if you’re Livan Herandez throwing balls 18 inches off the plate, I guess.
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
This is where Mole bunts, right?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Mole at 0-2, remember last time?!
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 19, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
MOLE!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
MOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
MOLE!
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Mole
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
Obviously talking about Jeff Francour
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SANCHEZ
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEEES!!!!!
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
PhiLOLlies!
LOL!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Chase Brooks!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
MR F
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
Brooks Utley!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
Mr. F.UCK YEAH!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
Weird hop by that ball.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FREDLAM!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF IN PLAY RUNS
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
LOL Brooks Utley
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Conrad is playing?
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
No, Fontenot’s on the bench.
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Oct 19, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Posey!
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
Utley is poopin
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
thats not the “worst of all places” to have the ball hit you
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
Holliday knows where that is
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 19, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
/McCarver fluffs Utley
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
somewhere
that douche from TBS is saying UTLEH made an ERRAH
by posey yaknowsy on Oct 19, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
*are our
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
by GreatAetherFTW on Oct 19, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Bust one, Gerald
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
SO WAS CHASE
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
so was Chase
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I enjoy laughing at their expense.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Crowd is loud
Could barely hear Kuip’s call.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Staying alive.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Buster is chasing everything
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 19, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
Whoa, Cliff Lee has a 0.91 FIP so far this postseason. WTF.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’s been Pedro-in-his-prime good so far this postseason.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Timmy vs the Braves, Doc vs the Reds, and Lee vs the Yankees have been three of the greatest postseason pitching performances of all time.
Phil Hughes vs the Rangers, on the other hand, was one of the worst ever, by Bill James’ measure.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Lee did it because he has playoff experience, the other two got lucky.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
The closer the Giants get to the World Series the more I find myself cheering for the Yankees.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants actually do well against the Lee types, since they throw strikes.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
remember roy halladay? every pitch is cliff lee and halladay to us
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think there is another “Lee type” besides Cliff Lee.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Umm nope
Career vs. Giants
3-0 1.13 ERA, 24 IP, 15 Hits allowed, 21Ks, 4BBs, 0.708 WHIP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh yeah
3 games started.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
all the mediocre yankees pitchers would destroy us
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 19, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Cheering is not the choice of words I would have chosen. If the Giants are to win the world series, I want them beating the Yankees. If the Giants fail to make it to the World Series, I want to root for Texas.
Yes, much better
I do feel like Texas is a stronger team than the Yankees though.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
The Phillies could have kept him.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
The Phillies should have kept him.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Shit
The Phillies could should have kept him.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
No they shouldn’t!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
He’s so fucking ridiculous dude.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
damn it, Buster.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit Buster!
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Posey
:[
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
Joe Buck could see that as a hit. I could see Joe Buck as a mute.
Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.
He had a point, though. That took a ridiculous bounce.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Did it hit off the end of the bat?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Looked like it. And I think it was correct to call it an error, but there is a case for calling it the other way.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
the lord giveth to Cody Ross
and the lord taketh away from Buster Posey :o(
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
This is my OPS.
Take, eat.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Buster
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
costs $30 bucks for the virtual cable
and chaining two computers gave me terrible quality =(
The constant “trial” doesn’t really get to me.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
how do you do this?
I wanna hear KNBR but I don’t wanna hear what happens 10 seconds before I see it
"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum
MONTAGE OF UTLEY FUCK UPS!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Do you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
he iz beat up and tired imo
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
imo posey is just under too much pressure. his rookiness is showing
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
sometimes he tries too hard. he had some good hacks in that at bat, but couldn’t lay off the high fastball again.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
/close up of utley being sad
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 19, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
He’ll be at every position, Bugs Bunny-style.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster will come through huge in the 8th
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
Tom Torlakson: Science coach
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
buster must of lost his mojo
when he and ross made love
now ross is the bearer of bad news for teams
cool with me
TEAM GAME, this TEAM really is a TEAM, i love to use CAPS
Must’ve.
Or must have.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
My friend texted me:
“By the way, they showed Barry in the stands and I thought, ’That’s not where I would play my best hitter.’”
by Every6thDay on Oct 19, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Love it.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
rec’d
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
89 pitches for Hamels
Yay.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Of all the things we should be worried about
Buster Posey is not one of them
So, a 3-0 lead over the Phillies in the 6th is the equivalent of a 1-0 lead against anyone else in the 1st, yes?
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Oh man. Gotta go to class, y’all. But I’ll be dying the whole time.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I can’t really skip my classes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I skipped my Spanish class once. I came back the next meeting and went D: cos I didn’t understand a thing.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I skipped Spanish class once every four classes last semester, I managed.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I skipped an entire semester of Wills, Trusts and Estates. Showed up for the final and scored a B.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I did this with Psychiatry 1-3 and Ethics.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I don’t pay attention in my Cuisine History class. I got a B on my midterm.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, I guess it helps to study as a group.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
time for another Shutdown Inning
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
obligatory Lombard shot
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
that was a strike
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
FINISH HIM!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
"Its the 6th inning, and the phillies have to get it going"
YEA YOUD LIKE THAT WOULDNT YOU BUCK
Joe Buck just wants the game to be over so he can think about football all night
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
And now I can’t get the image of Joe Buck masturbating to the NFL out of my head.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
It’s funny because I was actually going to say that explicitly but thought better of it
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
does he remind anyone else of that Muppet newscaster, Guy Smiley or something?
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
YES
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
That's what Pat Burrell said
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
is what I want to see for half of the rest of this game…
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d take the end result if everyone got out for the rest of the game.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay!
And hearts to Uecker!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Sanchez to Utley: "This is how you field a grounder."
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
/chase cries, looks for Mac for consolation
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
STREAKS ON THE CHINA
"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
/Larry Craig’d
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
BURY HIM!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
Uecker is JUST A BIT ALRIGHT!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
(ba-dum-bum)
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
FINNISH HYMNS
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
YESSSSS
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
Sit down Howard!
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Shift works
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
Wishbone'd!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I feel like the Giants do better when they're the underdog
In each of the 3 games whenever the announcers are hyping the Phillies and essentially shitting on the Giants, they score runs and/or do something right.
In game 1: Hyping Halladay, pointing to the highly touted Philly offense: Giants win.
In game 2: Hyping the Giants pitching, making the Giants out to be better than expected: Giants lose.
In game 3: Talking about how Cain has struggled against Philly, how Hamels has been absurdly good, how the Phillies lineup changes will benefit them: Giants winning
I see a pattern here… :)
Cy Lincecain FTW
LOL Kuip: “I’d never write 4-3 on that. I’d write it 9-3.”
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
get this guy out, Matt!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
SHUT THE FUCK DOWN INNING!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
Allrighty Matt!
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
GREAT inning.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
Whew
That last pitch to Howard looked pretty fat.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
MATT FUCKING CAIN!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
SHUT DOWN!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
if you're sabean do you go after werth this offseason???
by matty in dallas on Oct 19, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
95 pitches for Matt, he's got another inning in him at least
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
try 2-3 innings. he’s on 10 days rest, and usually good for 120
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
/Werth crosses SF off his free agency list
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
now let's score some more fucking runs!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions
Cain is getting better as the game goes along
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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions
Put your hands hand in the air!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I see what you did there.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Weird how the smoke under the H looks like a raised arm.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOM
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions
Quit chucking my wood!
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
TWSS
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
by GreatAetherFTW on Oct 19, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know who we are going to score 3 runs against Cole Hamels...
he’s been so good down the stretch
It is my understanding that the Phillies pitching coach refers to him as "Monster"
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
I feel like the Giants do better when they're the underdog
In each of the 3 games whenever the announcers are hyping the Phillies and essentially shitting on the Giants, they score runs and/or do something right.
In game 1: Hyping Halladay, pointing to the highly touted Philly offense: Giants win.
In game 2: Hyping the Giants pitching, making the Giants out to be better than expected: Giants lose.
In game 3: Talking about how Cain has struggled against Philly, how Hamels has been absurdly good, how the Phillies lineup changes will benefit them: Giants winning
I see a pattern here… :)
Cy Lincecain FTW
What do mean, Blanton is so good! Right FOX?
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 19, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Mischa Nachtigal
mischa Mischa Nachtigal
@twitter is watching the @sfgiants while working. The lone phillie fan has been ostracized. plixi.com/p/51667515
lol
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
lol!
In other Twitter news, the real Giants’ GM, Stephen Revetria, has had his parody Twitter account @RevetriaFauxRea suspended! You’re next, @SavvySabes!
Quick guys! bondslegend is live tweeting Niners games from 2000.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
ill bet Matt can go 130-140 today, on 10 days rest.
pitch him until he gives up a run. we’ve got a couple to spare ;)
Kruk, is that you?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
130-140?
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
on 5 days rest, he’s good for 120. on 10 days, why isn’t 130-140 reasonable? if he’s still mowing them down, why not?
i don’t like the bullpen right now, other than Willy
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the bullpen just fine
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Eph the Phillies and Eph their vaunted lineup.
NLWest’ed
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
beautiful fall colors.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I just googled "Matthew Thomas Cain"
1st link-Wikipedia
2nd Link- Open Matthew Thomas Cain Thread (A MCC Production)
Anagrams into:
HAHA! A TWIT COMMENTS
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
WANT THIS MACHO MEAT
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
more runs, please
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions
Sanchez's ball now ruled a hit and rbi
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
WTF, they changed Utley’s error to a hit?
EAST COAST BIAS
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
lol changed the Utley error to a hit. Fuck you guys.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
Who cares
We scored a run on that play
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
That’s all that matters. I’m still mad that everyone has the Phillies’ balls on their chins, but we’re winning so there. :)
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
way to work it, Pat
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
Sanchez credited with RBI single?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
jeez, Pat. make contact for once.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
hey guyz...
wow mccarver and buck are really pissed the phillies are losing, huh?
"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff
McCarver thinks it was an error?
/rethinks position
Oof.
That was the one to hit.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Utley didn't even keep the ball in the infield
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Hey
Cody got a cool montage
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
music?
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
I may have been shaking my ass to the music.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I GOTTA HAVE A MONTAGE!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
MONTAGE
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
The music makes perfect sense!
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
So...FOX figured out how to run Windows Movie Maker.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
You can't scare Ross
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Get back on the dish, Cody
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
As much as we talk about East Coast Bias
If I was a Phillies’ fan, that montage would make me homicidal
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
What if I told you I had a clip of Rick Ankiel going splash?
Is that something you’d be interested in?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
no
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You're sure?
It’s pretty coooool….
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
In that case...
please show it to me 5000 times
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Close.
It’s Entourage.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t understand why people get upset at a highlight or several highlights of a guy who’s playing in the game.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
shift-A
Just got home from work. I like this non-torture approach to games.
Also LOL CODY MONTAGE.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
don't remind me
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
no fastballs for you
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Choo-u-ch
at the end of the day it's all about kicking the tires
by duke_diligence on Oct 19, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
shit, Cody.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
Shift+A
Just got out of class— what’d I miss?
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 19, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
Barry bonds hit a 3 run jack.
Cy Lincecain FTW
by ramin on Oct 19, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
NICE
I knew he wasn’t really retired
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 19, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
shit. quick inning.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
Pathetic inning
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
rushed home from work only to realize i had 2 beers left in the fridge. :(
"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff
it's not my fault, my roommate's boyfriend drank it.
"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff
plus, i'm a girl...i don't usually have to buy my own beer.
"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff
double fist them!
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
/yells score to Grant
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
/gets banned
/also exiled to True Blue LA
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Sucks to be you, dude
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
by GreatAetherFTW on Oct 19, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
not if they get a baserunner
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 19, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Phillies go 1-2-3 here yes
Otherwise, I bet they pull him.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
oh that's how those montages work
they just jinxed Ross
thanks Fox u bunch of a-holes
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
So I hate these FOX graphic templates that they've used lately
They look like they were imported from FOX Sports Net, circa 2003
So what
Hamels knows how to catch a ball?
Leave it to FOX…
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
Well, it was exactly what I was thinking, so I thought it was kinda funny.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
it’s like all the non-regulars, Rent, Rowand, etc are doing the damage
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL "HEART OF THE LINEUP"
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
At the moment? I just changed out of the shirt and tie I wear to the office and I’m wearing a white undershirt and jeans.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I meant for the drive (building on the gray shirt/vest excitement from the other day).
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Cain is dazed by the offensive explosion
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Listening to the radio gives me a feeling of power
it’s like foreseeing the future, plus I can mute the douchebags
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
2 k and a popup
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
somebody please go kick Buck and McCarver in the nether regions please?
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
Get us back in the dugout, Matt
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
Virgin ad FTW.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
Great
Now I’m gonna have that Dynamite song stuck in my head again for the rest of the day
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
JuggerNate in RF
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
Can score from second.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 19, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Moved to LF
Burrell out.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
keep it going, Matt.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
The one time he didn't . . .
Burrell was thrown out at home.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 19, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Gotta be thinking . . .
a 3-0 win with reliable defense.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 19, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
chasm?
this is pretty standard
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
But this game feels
way closer than 3-0. I don’t want Pat’s Bat out of the lineup yet. 7th inning would make sense.
It is the 7th inning.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
/DEMANDS A MIC ON AUBREY HUFF RIGHT NOW!
by skilletboy on Oct 19, 2010 3:16 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Could you imagine?!
Pure awesomeness !!!
by skilletboy on Oct 19, 2010 3:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
What about a mic on Timmy? Think the FCC would shut Fox down?
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
by GreatAetherFTW on Oct 19, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Worth a try.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
CAIN IS ABLE
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
HUFF-FENSE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
Cain is out for revenge
No runs for you
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
HUFF-FENCE
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
D-FENSE, MAKING UP FOR LAST GAME
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 19, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
if it's time to make defensive substitutions
why is Rowand still in center? Are they just going to leave him in until Hamels gets pulled?
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 19, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
maybe we get an 8th inning from Cain?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
WTF is he ever talking about?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I stopped listening after all that shit about the Golden Gate Bridge.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Is Ibanez always holding something in his mouth or does he have a growth in his jaw?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
FINISH HIM, MATT
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!!!!
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
FINISH HIM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
fuck
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
Well...
you guys DID ask Cain to “finish him.”
Maybe he took you literally.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 19, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
gameday'd
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
...
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
lol
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
He didn't even move.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
MITTENS
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
SEXUAL MITTENCOURSE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Matt Cain does not approve.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
“Searching for Satelite Signal”
FUCK!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
Where did it hit him?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
elbow
definitely hit him
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
get this guy out, matt.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
/Baylor'd
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
I really, really, really wish umpires would enforce the rule about HBPs not counting if the guy doesn’t try to get out of the way.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
WTF?
That won’t even leave a scratch. Fucking loser
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
ROSS GLOAD SIGHTING
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
Worse than Rectumface?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!!
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
What is a Ross Gload?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I thought it had something to do with Cody Ross.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Gload.
worst name in baseball
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
FINISH HIM!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
MATT
FINISH HIM
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
MATT!
FINISH HIM, DAMN IT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
Let's go Matty!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 19, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
WTAWTAM IS STANDING
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
BALTIC CHORALES!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
What part of Lapland Spirituals doesn’t he understand?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Another bad idea.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
Gameday'd
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
GAHDDAMN IT
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
Shit
Matt, Matt, Matt.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
fuck
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 19, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck!
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
Matt.
Please cut this out.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
bah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
Son of a bitch.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
bochy didnt say much did he
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 19, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
Hear that thunder?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon Matt.
get Rectumface out!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
Let's go Cain!!!!
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
Strikes Matt
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
get him, Matt!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
Matthew Thomas
Please throw strikes.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I want to believe
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Bring it down Matt.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THROW STRIKES MATT
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
Throw some strikes!!!
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
Strikes, Matt
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
Ground balls are also acceptable.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
THROW STRIKES
MATTHEW THOMAS
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
Guy with 110+ pitches who's starting to struggle with control continues to struggle with control
I never could have seen this coming.
Heckuva job, Bochy.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Pop up pop up pop up
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
strikes, please!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
Inducing a pop-up or groundball would be okay.
He doesn’t need to get the K.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Come On, Matt
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
I’m glad that we don’t get inundated with pics of Arseface from Preacher every time Victorino is up.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
MATT
FINISH HIM
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!!!
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
It really bugs me when other teams take pitches… don’t they know that’s against the rules?
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 19, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
ONE MORE STRIKE!!!!!
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
JUST GET THIS BASTARD OUT
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
Do this! FINISH HIM!
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
FUCK YES!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t want a new pitcher with the bases loaded.. . . .
FINISH THIS
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
YAY CAIN!!!!!!!!!!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
PHEW
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
WOOHOOO!!!!
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Gameday'd
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
One.
More.
Strike.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
MATT FUCKING CAIN!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
YESSS!!!!
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
Thank you!
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
Thank you God!
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Never in doubt!
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
WOOH!
Matthew Thomas Cain!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
GOOD JOB MATT
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
YES!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Which part?
I was okay with leaving Cain in, but Bochy should have had a righty and lefty up – maybe Affeldt to face Gload, plus Romo or Casilla. Bochy bound his own hands by not having someone ready to go.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt. Cain.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
RECTUM
DAMN NEAR WALKED ’IM
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
Whew
(wipes sweat from face)
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
Standing Ovation
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
by Kitspool on Oct 19, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
another round of oxygen for my friends!
whew! glad that’s over with!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
In play: out(s)
Thank the maker.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
Good hustle.
"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins
by Juan Primo on Oct 19, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Matt Cain slapping his future hair on the butt.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt just wanted to give us some torture for old times sake.
He knows we secretly love it.
by Murray, Present on Oct 19, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
hawt
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 19, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
GOD BLESS AMERICA EVERYONE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Uh
has anyone heard of this lady before?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nope
Never heard of her.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nope.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
EXCUSE ME?
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Never seen it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This how you do it Philly
Hot female actresses/singers
I knew I should have taken today off
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
I don’t care for her and I don’t care for this song.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
"I love the Smiths"
to die by your side, would be a heavenly way to die
by Murray, Present on Oct 19, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
...
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
who next? casilla? affeldt? ROMO?
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 19, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
What about Polanco?
Personally, I’d probably leave Lopez in for him, even if Utley gets on.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Lopez can handle one Polanco.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
oh right, Utley/Polanco/Howard hit in the 8th.
I think Javy can deal with Polanco
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
only good Fox related thing!
I’m kinda amazed they showed her singing GBA, but then I remembered her sister is on Bonez
so I guess there’s that, well played Fox
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
I love how Ruiz tries to get HBP so he can get on base, while Utley actually gets hit and doesn’t say anything so he can keep hitting.
Who’s the man here? (disclaimer: i would have done the same thing as Ruiz b/c i am not a ML caliber hitter)
I’d get hit too. It’s part of the game.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm telling you
Win Butler for the anthem and Neko Case for God Bless America in Game 5. Get it done, Giants!
by Murray, Present on Oct 19, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
take a fucking pitch
shit
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
Why not Panda here
Torres is coming in for Rowand either way, right?
mellow out. take a pitch or two. shit, Torres.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
at least it wasn’t a K
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
All you people still in this thread have been chopped.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/10/19/1762198/beat-philadelphia-thread-iv
No one here gets out alive.
I was just coming back for you and saw that Bond16 was throwing the lifeline.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
We are never scoring 5 runs in a game again
Last time: the 10-9 loss in Colorado
Last time in a win: 13-0 at Wrigley
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
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