Beat PhiLAdelphia Thread II
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can i get a hot tub
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 19, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Keep it going, Matt.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
wrong half dude
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
LOL Caption
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
like a bad neighbor
phillies fans are there!
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
is ibanez the least attractive player left in the nl playoffs?
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 19, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
Ever look at Jorge Posada?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Mariano Rivera is not gorgeous.
And he’s not a player anymore, but holy hell is Joe Girardi homely.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
besides ross gload, serial killer?
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 19, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
Not yet available?
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
How much damn chew does Ibanez need?
He always looks absurd with those cheeks
Pablo....I am disappoint.
ALL OF IT
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I predict that Cole Hamels
Will pitch a perfect game and strike out 15
Giants Front Office....Torture!
only 15?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
well, you have to see 3 pitches to strike out
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions
STFD Raul!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
KKKain
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 19, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions
ownt
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 19, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions
STFD LIZARDMAN
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
carlos ruiz is garbage
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
huh?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
sry cant spell
too much medicine
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
YOU WERE SAYING
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
CATCHERS WITH >.350 CAREER OBP = TERRIBLE!!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Strikes, please.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
First!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Ugh.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
on a bunt attempt?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
TWSS
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
i predict a matt cain perfect game!
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
lol
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Too late
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 19, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift A
Mess up the bunt
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
really the key to bunting is to catch the ball with the bat
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 19, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Hamels
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
whew
close there.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hey, the Giants fans are cheering after a Giants pitcher threw near the head!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Nope, they’re cheering for the strike.
by kingofthacove on Oct 19, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Doubtful. We’ll see if they cheer that hard for every strike two.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
It already happened once, and they didn’t cheer.
And they didn’t cheer when Victorino got hit.
by kingofthacove on Oct 19, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
And what a terrible comparison. It was a failed bunt attempt that unluckily hit the bat. That’s not the same a normal strike two.
by kingofthacove on Oct 19, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
How about we all just assume that you’ll be drinking constantly during the game, so that you don’t need to give us constant updates.
Because really, I can’t imagine that many really give a shit.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
ja ja ja
relax my can of corn. this is social networking. im writing w/eva i want. k bruh
by MisterOrange on Oct 19, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Is “ja ja ja” elitist speak?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
i find it amusing. maybe he’ll do something stupid later on
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
murder him!
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
Is Cain head huntin?
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
you can call him colgate cain
cuz you just got brushed
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 19, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
STFD Cole!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
come on cain.
dont let them get a touchdown!
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
fuck hawaiins
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
Calling it: Pop-up
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
i say hit him in the ribs
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
wow im a genious
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
was the corner left field VR section covered up?
or am i just going crazy
how lame
that’s a lot of fans that could enjoy the game
yeah, agreed.
but you gotta sit them somewhere. That’s why World series tickets are so limited, the Media/Sponsors/MLB take up hella tickets.
i guess its like that for all championship events
people who dont really care about the teams get all the tickets
Yup.
Sucks Big time. Even the NLDS had so many bandwagon fans in dress shirts and slacks with a brand new giants hat. WTF?
I think it’s the auxiliary press box
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Do they have media set up there like they did in the bleachers in 2002?
at the end of the day it's all about kicking the tires
by duke_diligence on Oct 19, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
ugh
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions
Anybody know what the story is with that bright green tarp in view reserve down the LF line?
Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.
Press box. Those are tables.
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Oct 19, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit
Cain is a little wild, huh?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Word choice
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
What a [flagged]
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you Rectum Face
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
eat shit, Rectumface
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions
If you're not going to get them out
You might as well just hit them.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
Fuck off victorino
Yeah, Cain really wants to move Ruiz into scoring position
Ugh, Matt knock that crap off.
Victorino, shut the fuck up, why would he intentionally put a runner into scoring position in a tie game?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It would be interesting to see Victorino charge Cain
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 19, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions
fuck that comment
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
made a thump, I think it got him in the ribs
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
c'mon Matt!
get this guy
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
should have hit him in between the eyes
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
nah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you ever seen a player get hit in the face by a major league fastball?
It’s really not something to wish on anybody.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Matt, strikes
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!!!!
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
I am amused.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Big
yet hilarious
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SUBJECT LINE
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
MATT
FINISH HIM
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
YES
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
Soul Has Been Murdered.
Good Job Cainy
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
Okay, we need to get a picture/screencap of Victorino grimacing as he feels his torso.
"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins
Why?
Nobody wants to see somebody get hurt
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
That’s a lie people say to make themselves feel better.
I want to see that guy break both legs today.
There. I said it.
at the end of the day it's all about kicking the tires
by duke_diligence on Oct 19, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Brilliant
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
This reminds me of Roman Polanski saying that everyone wants to sleep with 12-year old girls and he’s the only one man enough to admit it.
by Monkeyking42 on Oct 19, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
There, you said it
at the end of the day it's all about kicking the tires
by duke_diligence on Oct 19, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL you.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Please. He's not seriously hurt.
If we get the picture, we can make stupid-funny captions. Welcome to the internet.
"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins
WOOH!
Way to work out of it, Matt!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Crowd seems kinda quiet today. Maybe because it’s a day game.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe it's because tickets are expensive and hard to come by
Real fans can’t always go, but rich pricks can.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 19, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
There were way too many boos when Victorino took the HBP.
Also, fuck you, Victorino and McCarver and Buck. That hit his shirt plain as day.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
I thought they were booing Victory No
for slamming his bat down in petulant rage
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Yeah, what was that bat toss all about?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
It probably had something to do with him having a rectum for a face.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
I’d be mad too if my face were a rectum.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope so. I really get sick other fans taking over our ballpark.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Rectum face = ok, fag = not ok
radical leftists = hilarious
You’re not going to win this one.
And there’s a big difference.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Agreed
ps. go get your kid
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 19, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the reminder. I’ve got 12 more minutes of televised baseball to enjoy first – no sense rushing it!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Rectum Face = Obvious ridiculous
Fag = Bundle of sticks used to burn homosexuals/word used to encite hate and violence
by Viva Jon Miller on Oct 19, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
=cigarettes in UK
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 19, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
bassoon
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, everyone knows rectum face is the cool lingo for bassoon.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
there are some notes on bassoon that can only be described as reed farts.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Truth.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
In Italian it’s fagotto. In German it’s fagott.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll be damned. So those guys yesterday mistook my bass clarinet for a bassoon! Whad’ya know.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
:(
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh, I’m sorry. I was kidding. That didn’t really happen. Now I feel like a real moron.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Oh
Ok then.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
hug
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I could hit the subject line
And hide this entire sub-thread.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That would actually be a really cool feature.
"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Am I alone in having absolutely no clue what this guy’s even talking about?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
seriously dude. I love swearing. I have a filthy mouth, and I’ve gotten into trouble for that on the site once or twice.
But at a time when young gay men are killing themselves left and right, you’re going to stand up for the word fag now? Not only is it a fight not worth fighting for, you’re fighting for it at maybe the worst time this decade. Tone deaf doesn’t begin to explain it.
Ding ding ding
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Calling someone ugly is not on the same level as calling someone a fag.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is another version of “butthead” as offensive as a homophobic slur to you?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
most people you call a fag aren't actually gay
that isn’t the case with people you insult for being ugly
SHUT UP
It’s the goddamn NLCS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m very very confused.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
You and me both.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
This whole conversation has been sort of like if you ask a guy who he thinks will win the World Series, and he says, “canaries eat cat food.”
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
It's still a horrible term
there are people here who take offense to it so drop it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Most people I call a fag aren’t.
Because I don’t.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You joined SBN 10/16/10
Maybe log out and start over?
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Actually, I was curious and he’s apparently been banned from the site under two other accounts.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Is it possible to blanket-ban an IP address?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, groovy!
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Was one of them signposey? Because that dude went off on a “fags” rant during a GDT.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Thanks for checking in,
Carl Paladino!"
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Worry wart Debbie Downer moment
47 pitches through 3
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
94 through 6...
110 through 7…
It’s a little high.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Did Joe Buck just call the Transamerica Pyramid “City Hall”?
by Murray, Present on Oct 19, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
YAY PITCHER
GENERIC COMMENT ABOUT MASS TRANSPORT DUE TO DIFFERENTIAL PRESSURE, UTLEY
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
LOL
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
my iphone 4 doesnt look as clear as they show on tv .
just kidding it does. i just wanted to start apple banter…
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
Fuck the MLB
For some unknown godly reason they can’t figure out how to do video streaming on a blackberry.
/Joe Buck and Bud Selig rub off Steve Jobs
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan
Shane Victorino’s just mad at himself for having enough body fat to get in that pitch’s way
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Translation: the pitch hit his manboob
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Mets fan here
just wanted to come over here to tell you that all Mets fans are rooting for the Giants in this one, and if you guys beat the Phillies, the Giants will officially be forgiven for leaving New York.
The Dodgers still have a lot of penance to do.
2009 Did Not Happen
Don’t you guys all hate Matt Cain though?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 19, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit, n00bs out in full force.
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
Good job Cain
Offense just needs to help you out.
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
score some runs, please!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
So.
Yeah, Giants runs please.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
don’t swing at the first fucking pitch
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions
MOAR SLOW ROLLERS PLZ
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 19, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions
Good job Booribe
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Offense PLEASE?!
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
go Scott!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
This is the first playoff game that
I’ve watched completely sober. It’s like dental work without Novocaine (NovoCAIN?) at this point.
Our outfield is now 2/3 former Phillie All-Stars
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 19, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
I completely missed Uribe’s at bat.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
same i went to post and facebook and it was all over like my first date
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I get to listen to the game for ONE HOUR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Plenty of time
For the Giants to make about 10 more outs.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds right
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
PARTY STARTS IN 58 MINUTES!
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Oct 19, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
THANKS FOR SHOWING THAT AGAIN
There, those of you that wanted Victorino hit in the face, that jog your memory?
Asshats.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WHY ARE THEY PLAYING THAT?!
has nothing to do with THIS game, god I HATE FOX!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
I like the part where
Asshat #1 says to Asshat #2 that it was good rowand had the flap to protect him
Your argument is invalid:
HE GOT HIT IN THE CHEEK YOU RETARED ASSCLOWN OF AN ANNOUNCER.
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
you suck, Scott.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
THAT’S OUR ROWAND!
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, speaking of how unpleasant it is to see someone get hit in the face…
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Gritty Gritty Gritness
Also Veteran Grit.
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
"Rowand strikes out swinging"-Flemming
I’ve heard that a million times.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
POPE SHITS IN WOODS!
"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum
by techsig12 on Oct 19, 2010 2:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
GIANTS LINEUP NOT VERY GOOD!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Base hit at least?
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
Well, Matt
Looks like its on you.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
How soon until..
Fox announcers say something stupid like “We have a good ole fashioned pitching duel”
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
First batter
in the 4th
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
by GreatAetherFTW on Oct 19, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Giants
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I heard Cole Hamels is pitching a perfect game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yeah, a no-hitter and a perfect game all in one; no walks, hits or errors, no one on base.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Rowand can't even hit fast balls anymore.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
at this rate
game will be over in an hour
fast game is fast!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Why can't we get a base hit from anybody?
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
Rowand should have been leading off, that used to work....
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
WE WANT TORRES
FUCK. THIS IS NOT CHASM BY THE WAY.
I’d rather let Andres work out his slump.
"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum
by techsig12 on Oct 19, 2010 2:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
BUT THIS LINEUP WAS SUPPOSED TO BE EFFECTIVE AGAINST LHP!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well, Offense is not looking too hot
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions
This game is already depressing
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Night games at the Big Phone are almost always louder, although the crowd for the San Diego game on the last Sunday was super loud.
Also: work day. Maybe a bunch of hardcore fans with tix couldn’t make it?
Also: Any Giants fan who sold their ticket to a Phillies fan deserves to rot in hell.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
This is going fast.
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
TWSS
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TWSS
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
When was the last time we WEREN’T getting no-hit through 3? I ask that honestly, it has to be at least half the time this postseason.
TWSS?
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Oct 19, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants averaged almost 5 runs per game in the 2002 NLDS/NLCS. :(
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Ross Homered off Halladay in the 3rd IIRC
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Burrell hit a 3 run HR in the first inning in NLDS Game 2
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Game 2 of NLDS. we actually had 3 runs after the first!!! spoiled!!!
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think this is the Giants lineup’s fault.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Yeah, but God’s an easy target.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
They are definitely part of it.
Hamels is good, no doubt. But the playoffs are not the time to start making wild changes.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
*tear
I wish
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
I have not heard of that species.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Watch True Blood
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 19, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe Bonds can PH?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Grant had the right idea
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
DID YOU KNOW THAT POLANCO IS A PRO IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD?
/Thanks ESPN Radio
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
AS IN HE PLAYS BASEBALL FOR MONEY?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
HES NOT AFRAID TO CHOCK UP!!!!!
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Oct 19, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
kayak wars!!!
I wonder if any of them are armed?
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
LOL
Throwaway compliment to Cain while slobbering over Hamels
let's talk about feng shui'ing our chi
bat boy necklace!
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions
MATT
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
FINISH HIM, MATT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions
Yes, keep rambling about neckwear instead of paying attention to the game
This is murdering my ears
/Cody Ross homers, no one notices
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
/busy talking to the Phillies ballboy on tape delay
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Damn. I don’t like this Howard character.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I wish whatever Bonds would tell our hitters whatever it is he told Howard about batting.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Get your groundball
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions
Strike him out!
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
Wow
TALK ABOUT THIS FUCKING GAME YOU DUMBASSES!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SHUT THE FUCK UP BUCK AND MCCARVER!!
No one cares
Mute button. You have one.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
McCarver has a douche button
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
GIDP, please.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
This is what happens when you go opposite way?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
howard the fuck
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Oct 19, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
Strikes, Matt
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Cumulative “all-time” postseason records are so worthless. GEE MAYBE THEY’RE ALL RECENT PLAYERS BECAUSE THE PLAYOFFS HAVE BEEN EXPANDED, EH!?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
MATT
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Ryan Howard: Singles hitter
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 19, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
/two first names
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Not that they talk about the game very well
But yes, WTF
This feels like every Matt Cain start in 2008/2009
expect a million times more important/nerve-wracking
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
giants need to start getting those type of hits
or anything, for that matter. we’re not making any decent contact against hamels at all
Giants baseball, torture!
Strikes, yo.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
THROW STRIKES
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
Strikes, Matt
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
DOUBLE PLAY, PLEASE
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
Walks, great
these never come back to haunt anyone.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Great
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
Throw strikes, Matt.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Is he saying third base is open?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
buck is drunk
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
I blame Krukow for pissing himself over how great Cain’s command was.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I thought that at the time. NOOOOO Kruk! Stop saying that!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
We need you Matt
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 19, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
STRIKES
FOR THE LOVE OF
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
THROW STRIKES MATT
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
Every time a catcher goes out to talk to a pitcher, Kruk tells us what he’s saying. I wonder how often Kruk is actually right?
Jeaaaggaahh
I wish he would say "this is what I would say to..."
Hi Flem!
by RichHerreraHomer on Oct 19, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, he always just says “What he’s saying right now is…” Then it’s always something really specific.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Get a goddamn groundball
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
are we that terrified of the phillies lineup
we have the best pitchers in the game, throw some strikes
FINISH HIM
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
MATT
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
MATT!!
FINISH HIM!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
keep it up in the zone, Matt
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
COOL
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
Matthew!
Man, i am so worried about every flyball hit to left and now center.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
GET THIS GUY, MATT!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions
Heart attack
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Two words I've never heard at the same time before
October Sun
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Let's go Cain!!
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
...
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
MATT
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
MATT!!
FINISH HIM!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BALTIC CHORALES!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FINISH HIM
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
STFD IBANEZ!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!!!!
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
STFD
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
STFD Ibanez
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
YAY!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD!
MATT FUCKING CAIN!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
lol
“giants pitching since august 30…10-7…which isnt that impressive”
Did they really say that?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
yeah
but then they went on to say they had an incredible era
but its still dumb to cite w-l
No fucking way they said that...
Not even Fox can be that stupid.
It’s out of context. They followed it with “What’s impressive is the ERA”
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Strike
Three
For
Dat guy who doesn’t know how to win
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
HEY GUYS
COLE HAMELS IS THROWING A PERFECT GAME. HE HAS NOT YET ALLOWED A BASERUNNER IN THIS GAME OF BASEBALL. DID YOU HEAR?
A PERFECT GAME?!
CAN THIS BE TRUE? COLE HAMELS HAS YET TO ALLOW A SINGLE BASERUNNER FROM THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS BASEBALL CLUB TO REACH ANY BASE ON THE FIELD OF PLAY?
REALLY? PERFECT THROUGH THREE?
NOT A SINGLE BASERUNNER, EVEN BY AN ERROR?!
by Viva Jon Miller on Oct 19, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
YES, HE IS THROWING A PERFECT GAME! A PERFECT GAME!
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
Wow
You mean Cole Hamels of the Philadelphia Phillies has a perfect game through 3 amazing, not a single hit, walk or error. I wonder if he can not give up a hit, run or error through six more innings.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 19, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
So
Someone did tell the Giants this game started right?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Great escape, Matt!
I’m sorry you have no room for error. But you have NO ROOM FOR ERROR.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
now score some runs, you fucks!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
Cain is doing his job
Help him out assholes!
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
MATT FUCKING CAIN
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Cain looks shaaarp.
And Barry Bonds looks like he just joined the New Black Panthers.
Coming to a voting booth near you!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 19, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
phils signed him over some guy named pat burrell. i dunno
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
as Satchell Paige would say
he looked back
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
I'm listening on the Radio
Is it a sellout? I mean I know its a hella early start and all, and maybe its just my mind, but the crowd doesn’t sound as loud as it usually does. Except for that last pitch.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
def sell out
just day game not as lively for some reason. not drunk maybe
by posey yaknowsy on Oct 19, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
it's a sellout.
1)I think it isn’t as loud because 2,000 or so seats are Media now.
2. Day Game
3. More Philly fans than there were ATL
4. We are getting no hit
Escaped.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Is there anything in life worse than Just For Men commercials?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Tim McCarver
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
+ Joe Buck
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
WHY ARENT YOU ON CAPITAL ONE RIGHT NOW
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 19, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The ones for Burger King breakfasts
Awful.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
66 Pitches thru 4
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions
Not worried about Cain's pitch count
Dudes a horse
by Viva Jon Miller on Oct 19, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
If I see Joe Buck in person
I will punch him in the face and call him a terrible announcer.
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
This
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
by GreatAetherFTW on Oct 19, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
will you feel his throat, first?
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, we already know it's filled with jello and birdshit
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Pictures please
Also, I make this commitment as well.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 19, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Visting from TC
please beat the phils
"I am here to be real and state the things you are all to scared to say because you don’t want to get your feelings hurt or you don’t want to hurt these bloggers feelings. I mean did you read this garbage preview? I mean seriously, it was a pile of crap." - Mastermike
perfect game perfect game perfect game
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Um, no.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
JINX SUCCESSFUL
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
BASE HIT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
FINALLY!
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
RENTERIA
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
There we go!
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
What the shit is this?
ESPN Radio isn’t broadcasting the game?
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 19, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
Perfect game BROKEN
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
RENT $$$$
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
RALL GAR!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
Perfect game?
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
Suck it, MCC
Signed,
Owlcroft
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Ed "The Rally" Gar!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FINALLY!
GET IT STARTED, GIANTS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
There will be no living with owlcroft now.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
go Mole! get another hit!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions
prediction: will bunt
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Stretch down the clutch, nerds!
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 19, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions
shutout shutout shutout
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions
Does this mean Ross' patented no-hitter breaking home run is not going to happen?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Don’t worry, he can still produce the only runs
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 19, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
If he hadn’t given up any hits yet, this would be a no-hitter.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck bunting
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
I hate bunting there.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
RRRRRRRRRRRENT!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I made a Carl Paladino reference earlier.
I’m apparently working my way through the candidates one at a time.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
WE AREN'T WINNING BECAUSE WE ARE NOT BUNTING
DON’T YOU GUYS KNOW ANYTHING?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I hate a bunt there
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Me too
mostly because it makes McCarver talk about bunting
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
That’s a typo and a half.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY GUYS WE MAKE TOO MANY OUTS SO YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO? WE SHOULD INTENTIONALLY GIVE AWAY OUTS WITH THE TOP OF OUR LINEUP!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
I LIKE THIS PLAN!!!!!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I would like to see Freddy try to run over Howard there.
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
How about Freddy just pats Howard on the ass as he tags him out?
Would that work for you?
"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins
I thought that might be a gidp.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
If you play for one run
That’s usually all you’ll ever get.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
Tim McCarver
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
PRODUCTIVE
In our case, we need to manage this like its the last of the 9th inning.
by Murray, Present on Oct 19, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
it almost looked like one-handed
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
go Buster!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
KEEP IT GOING, BUSTER!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Mole gettin a little fresh with Howard!
by skilletboy on Oct 19, 2010 2:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Decreased Run Expectancy is decreased
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
The strike zone today is like twice as large as the previous two games.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
Posey, do it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
Oh my god
Did Tim McCarver really just say you should ignore career numbers?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
HAMELS IS A DIFFERENT PITCHER NOW
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
In general, it’s best to do the opposite of what Tim McCarver says you should do.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
open base!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
That first strike to Posey was bullshit
According to Gameday
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Changed the at-bat
That’s only strike two
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 19, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
damn it, Buster
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
GAHDDAMN.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
Wow Posey.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Wait, I thought that Hamels was good and we should stop blaming our lineup?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
When the ball isn’t two feet over the plate.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
True enough, but if you get a normally patient hitter to hack at a ridiculous pitch, it’s usually a sign you’re doing a pretty good job of fooling hitters.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Hackin at ball 4
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
Buster
That was wrong. Shame on you.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That sucked.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
You used to be cool Buster :(
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
You lay off the high fastball?
Be a lot cooler if you did.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
That was not the Buster I know
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Now I know what Hamels' manicure looks like
Also, stop sucking Buster.
by Murray, Present on Oct 19, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
Nice, Buster.
Now we won’t GIDP.
"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins
cole hamels has a booger on his finger
not a blister
Buster going with his Panda swing there
Of course, it fails.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
TWSS
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Burrell always looks composed
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
BBurrell
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
PAT, SHOW US YOUR BAT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
Walk him!!!
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
The Great Cody Ross
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 19, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
WOOH! OBP!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
OBP
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
OBP
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
MUTE BUTTON FTW!
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
c'mon Cody!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
Ross
I know it may be too much to expect from you. But your 4th HR would be terrific.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Cody!!!
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
Pat cheats the game
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
BBURRELL!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
Drawing a walk: another way to move a guy to second base.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
He commands it!!
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
You hit a dinger here
You getting some zito money
I believe in Cody Motherfucking Ross.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Damn
that change was nasty.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
"Third base is open!"
Everybody drink!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
ROSS!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
I just hope Renteria doesn't injure himself rounding third
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
ROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
WOOT!!!!
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
CODY ROSSS!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
CODY ROSS
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
CODY FUCKING ROSS!!!
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
I’d do it.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
I WOULD HELP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
CODY MOTHERFUCKING ROSS!
I DO BELIEVE!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Whoa
graphic freakout there.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
CODY ROSSSSSSSSSSSs
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
CODY FUCKING ROSS!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LIKE A ROSS!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
CODY ROSS
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
CODY ROSS!!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
WHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
Good enough for me!
Cody Fucking Ross
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
MOTHERFUCKING CODY ROSS!!!
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
i luv u
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 19, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
YES! ROSS!!!
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
IN PLAY RUNS
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Remember when Guillen was playing in front of Cody Ross?
I don’t.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
How apropos
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Commander Cody
Agent Ross, whatever the fuck your nickname is you are the man!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
Wild Bill Cody
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Stay hot rodeo clown!
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Holy Shit Ross
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
BAHHHHWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Make it hurt Aubrey
TWSS.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
UNAGI!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions
"...but I was wrong!"
"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins
HUFF
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
WOOOOOOO!
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
HUFF DADDY!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
Huff,
they are going to give you nothing inside. Go the other way with it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HUFF!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
AUBREY!!!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
HUFFFFFF!!!!!
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
HUFFFFF
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
SUCK IT PHILLIES
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
IN PLAY RUNS
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
LOL ME
FUCK THAT SHIT. PULL EVERYTHING!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Joe Buck
could not have sounded less enthused on that play
HUFFINATOR
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
*TIES A CHERRY STEM WITH HER TONGUE*
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
commander
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Oct 19, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
MAKE IT A BIG INNING, URIBE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
Umm
Not a strike, blue.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
REEBAY!
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
MUTE BUTTON FTW!
I muted for Cody’s AB, then just for shits n’ giggles, I muted for Huff
now it STAYS OFF!!! F U FOX!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
strike 1 was not a strike
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
I need Jazz
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
That was a quick 0-2
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Phew
Thought he went, there.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
battle on, Uribe
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, Philly fans aren't gonna like that.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
DEUCES!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
DARN
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
payback for strike one
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
IT WAS ALL BECAUSE OF THE BUNT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
prevented the double play that would have wiped out the rally
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
He definitley went there.
Don’t know what the ump was looking at.
He will always suck until he hits that one huge home run.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
We won the inning! Drinks for everyone, on me!
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Giants Baseball: Two-out rallys
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
That AB was poopy. That inning, on the other hand, was as dreamy as Jonathan’s eyebrows.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Cody
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
In Play Outs :(
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Got Hamels up to 70 pitches through 4
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
by otis29 on Oct 19, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Matt
You got twice as many runs as you were promised. Its all up to you now.
No one here gets out alive.
Well, at least we won't be talking about that no-swing call for the next two weeks.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
That was huge for Huff. Maybe beig moved down in the lineup took some pressure off
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
TIME FOR A MATT CAIN SPECIALTY: SHUTDOWN INNING
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
Is Uribe really doing that much better than Panda? it seems like a foregone conclusion that healthy Uribe = start, but seriously, the guy is scuffling for a month+ now.
an upgrade defensively in my mind. Also right handed pablo is not a happy pablo this year
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Yeah. The Giants need me.
I get out of my meeting tune in and Cody Ross gives the Giants the lead on the next pitch.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
In Play: Ros(s)
"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum
by techsig12 on Oct 19, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
have to go to class at 3
anybody have a stream? maybe that one french dude that is really protective of the fact that it’s HIS Stream?
If you’re excited for what it’s gonna be like to watch TV after November 2, give me a HELL YEAH!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
JeffFletcherAOL Jeff Fletcher
They are going crazy here at 13 Cody Ross Plaza. #sfgiants
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
If we win the whole thing
Even Mays won’t object to the name change
Really, Hamels’s stock is rising after that inning?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
So true
LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan
Cody Ross will never buy another drink in San Francisco, and he’ll never be sold another drink in Oakland
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
And he may be shot on site in Philadelphia
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Lookout Landing is a really great blog.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don’t get the oakland part
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 19, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Ringzzzz
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
on the other hand
In my experience, there are far more Giants fans in Oakland than there are A’s fans.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
One of my students called me a bandwagoner today (I was wearing a Giants t-shirt because it’s spirit week and today was sports day). He’s an A’s fan.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Frigging A’s fans.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Haha, he claimed that Giants fans only started watching once they got Lincecum. I had to tell him, “Dude, I watched almost every game the year they lost enough games to GET Lincecum.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, back in the days when Barry Bonds was the perennial MVP, nobody watched the Giants!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
What a douche
I’ve been listening to games on the radio since I was 10. That’s fifteen years, brohime.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
He’s really not a douche, he’s just a kid. But you know how A’s fans are.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
A's fan is.
SVA
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Also,
Man that bandwagon was really out in full force in 2008.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I collected freewrite notebooks from my students on Friday. In one student’s, he wrote a little bit of smack talk to me about “after the Braves beat the Giants.”
I just wrote, “OOPS!” in reply.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
LOL
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
It may just be me
But I seem to get even more tense and nervous when we have a slim lead than when the game is tied.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
because
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
...
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
off the Marlins Junk heap no less
Another Marlins/Tigers/Rays/Orioles trash is the Giants Treasure
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Good.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
PFPs!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Good pitching, solid defense
Keep it up Giants!
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Way to cover, Matt.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
done
and done
and hes having my baby
and im a dude
by posey yaknowsy on Oct 19, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
strikes, please.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
Matthew
Please throw strikes.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
McCarver now shifts to hyping Matt Cain
hypocrite
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Oct 19, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
STRIKES MATT
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Tim McCarver
has a voice that sounds naturally dumb.
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
Throw Strikes!
"I'm going to hunt down people with strong opinions on subjects they don't understand and bop them with this cardboard tube." -Dogbert
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need the money, Work when people are watching."-Dogbert
Throw strikes [Giants Pitcher]
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Shut up Buck
Cliff Lee isn’t playing right now
eyes of texas are upon him!!!
-eeery music
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 19, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Strikes, please
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
THROW STRIKES, MATT.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t care about the ALCS right now, Joe Buck. You asshat.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
pretty sure the NLCS wasn’t mentioned at all yesterday
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
Bad idea.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
Shit
Matty, that was not how you strike out the Rectum Face.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Holy backward Christ.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Come on Cain
No more walks
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
Why are we talking about AJ Burnett during this game? Is he playing right now? No? THEN SHUT THE HELL UP!!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Oh boy
Stop putting Rectumface on ahead of Utley KTHXBYE
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions
You're muff cabage Victorino
MUFF CABBAGE!
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
MUFF CABBAGE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
get this guy, Matt.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions
Me, two, cal.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 19, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain likes stress innings
He feels that if the Phillies aren’t going to challenge him, he needs to do it himself
fudge
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
Damn you Renteria
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Posey was having it there. :\
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THE FUCK?!
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
At least came up with a good decoy on Rectumface.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
damn. good throw gets him.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
CLIFF LEE CLIFF LEE CLIFF LEE LIFF CLEE
by Murray, Present on Oct 19, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
subtle move by Utley dropping his bat across the plate; ump should have seen it.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
umps dont see things like that when the phils play
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
SIDE RETIRED!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
OH YEAH
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Damnit.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
phew
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
Atta boy Cain
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Attaboy, Matt
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
Ah yes
That is how you end an inning.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Whew.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
MATT CAIN
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Matt Cain.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Oct 19, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
New thread
by Natto on Oct 19, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
let's try that again
Uh.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
best thread ever
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
READ MY PHOTOBUCKET ALBUM!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
EPIC LOL
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
good thing that’s not a link to Natto’s favorite porn site.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Bad feelings gone
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
For now
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
The best commercial they play during sporting events
I believe that ghosts are like dogs. They just do things arbitrarily.
by Reverend_Randy on Oct 19, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
his face during the filter is so creepy
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 19, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
Lame
But I forgive him because he’s pitching well
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC's little enforcer!
"God created a light, fluffy, white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake", and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." -Tamera Mitchell-
damn
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Oct 19, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions
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