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Fake post-game thread: Man, wasn't that something?

Matt Cain was (awesome/just okay/pretty bad) today, which set the tone for the afternoon. Cole Hamels was (awesome/just okay/pretty bad), which was (to be expected/unexpected). We shouldn't be surprised that the team (didn't score runs for Matt Cain/didn't score runs for Matt Cain.)

This game doesn't mean that the Giants are (out of the the series/going to win the series), but it certainly (hurts/helps). I'll be thinking about this one for a while. You'll probably be thinking about this one for a while.

And I can't believe that the game was stopped because of the (raccoon on the field/cotton candy mishap/boat in McCovey Cove that transformed from a sailboat back into a robot back into a sailboat again). You'd think security would have thought of that one.

What a (fantastic/miserable) game!

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lolwut? like the auto post

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

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by operation carrot on Oct 19, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I rec’d it for it’s versatility.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d too, sometimes they just write themselves.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 19, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heartily endorse this event or product!

Hey Sandoval, mix in a salad. Everyone else, mix in a walk.

by Woody'sShed on Oct 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Mitch Williams

I thought the Phillies were going to win in five games?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

i thought they were

i’ve never been happier to be wrong

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Oct 19, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

So happily wrong….

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he predict that they’d win in 3 games?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember him saying something about a 5 game series during game 1 pregame. Then Karros said he thought the Phils would win in 6, and I remember wishing there was a camera on him so we could watch his facial expression while his brain tried to figure how a 5 game series could go six games.

by The Double Deuce on Oct 19, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mitch Williams can go fuck himself

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

And he can do it next to Eric Karros

We don’t need to see that ugly clueless mug any more.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Oct 19, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Creepy Eric Karros, is creepy

Eric Karros can also join Russell Martin in sucking it!

Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 19, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Tony Bruno too

I don’t need an SF personality on the pre game show on KNBR wearing a Phillies hat and saying they’re going to win the game. You were wrong and you’re a fucking asshole,

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 19, 2010 5:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

He was born and raised in Philadelphia. What did you expect?

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 19, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

"SF personality"

He lives in LA, I don’t get the connection.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Oct 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was he wearing a black and orange tie today?

by Timorous Me on Oct 19, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He owned up to that prediction on the postgame show.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 19, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Mad Libs 4 teh win.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 19, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN'S HAIR IS OUT OF CONTROL

How many must die before he stops that menace?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

his wife must like it or something

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 19, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is the ONLY acceptable explanation.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

his wife must like tolerate it or something

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

if I pitched like that, I'd have my hair in dreadlocks.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Oct 19, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking how awesome it is!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Giants-hair-gap between us grows wider.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking that we’d be great cruising for guys together – we’d never be fishing from the same pond. =)

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 19, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it works, it works. :^)

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone get a screen shot of it for those of us at work?

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Artist's rendering

Photobucket

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

Wait, I think that’s Duane Kuiper.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

did Spector really show up looking like that?

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Matt Cain never produced hit records!

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Oct 19, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you hate America?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BFVCE said it was a good thing that Cain wears a hat during the game. It seems you two would get along well.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We of the low reeds tend to agree on life’s important matters. We have that kind of clarity.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

F-Yeah!

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Kain

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never in doubt!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never in doubt.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t a Giants game… no torture!

.

(not that I’m complaining)

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny

Those 3 runs seemed like 10-0 the way the Giants pitched today. Hats freaking off the the offense scratching clutch runs. This includes big time hits by the RBI men, and Renteria and Rowand for setting the table.

And Matt Cain, you da man!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 19, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG WIN

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Oct 19, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt’s hair is looking very Phil Spector-ish.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

looking pretty Eraserhead

by justhangin on Oct 19, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain's pretty fucking good

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Oct 19, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That sailboat

Who’d have thought Michael Bay produced this series?

by Outshined_One on Oct 19, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOM

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree completely

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 19, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Oct 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 19, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG THISSSSSSSSSSSS

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREEN IT UP

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much win

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Green

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

r-r-r-r-r-r-rec’d

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLAGGED FOR TOO MUCH AWESOME.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, that’s badass!

by ololo3 on Oct 19, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Oct 19, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOAH

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

38 recs? is that a rec-ord?

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 19, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/20/1480874/mooooooo

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 19, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re over the line. Mark it.

by speckops on Oct 19, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, man

I just laughed at the pic of Mooooo! heading up the “recent posts by SB Nation blogs”.

Again.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 19, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is but a mere thimble in an ocean of recs.

by Natto on Oct 19, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Oct 19, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY DIVER

Frazzetta Franchise!

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-------
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by zenbitz on Oct 19, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha
We shouldn’t be surprised that the team (didn’t score runs for Matt Cain/didn’t score runs for Matt Cain.)

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That was definitely the money shot (and I know money shots).

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 19, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Josh from Hollywood porn set

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Matt Cain is handsome

Don’t worry TheLetter2, Cain is still yours. I’m just pointing out the obvious.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

No problem. With that hair, he’s third most lustful. AT BEST.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sigh

Yeah. Among the Giants, anyway.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat phiLAdelphia!

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Beat PhiLAdelphia!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat PhiLAdelphia!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat PhiLAdelphia!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat PhiLAdelphia!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 19, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat PhiLAdelphia!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid iPhone

*roflmao, best postgame post ever.

by Kaizre on Oct 19, 2010 4:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

If Huff didn't get that lucky/well-timed single

I’m not sure we would have won…

Only if the Giants traded for Brett Cecil...

by Ken O'Brien on Oct 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Win

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terrible thing, to live in fear.

Brooks Hatlen knew it. Knew it all too well. All Chase want is to be back where things make sense. Where he won’t have to be afraid all the time.

I left my swagger in my other pants.

by HughG16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very well done.

And… hey, I got a producer credit!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL KARROS SUCKS chant

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOVE THAT.

I mean, Eric “I Embody Everything Evil About The Dodgers” Karros and Mitch Williams? Why don’t they just bring that fat puking kid in for a little color commentary?

I left my swagger in my other pants.

by HughG16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Fans chanting “Karros Sucks”

by DFARowand on Oct 19, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Love it.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! That’s awesome.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT CAIN

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 19, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

MATT GD CAIN

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 19, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Its 1am here

I have to get up to work in 3 hours, but it was soo worth it!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

where are you? russia?

by bruddah on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Italy.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn. that’s pretty sweet.

by bruddah on Oct 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you work at 4am?

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

John 3:16 sign in the back.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 19, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 19, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank You, Brooks Utley

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Should we want Blanton or Halladay starting tomorrow?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Tough.

I’d like our chances against BLOLanton better, but maybe that short rest start will screw up Halladay just enough to make him less effective in both this start and a potential 7th game.

Personally I think we will see Blanton. What’s gonna be the difference between Blanton and Halladay? 1 run (1 or 2 runs from the Giants rather than 2 or 3?) It’s not a question of the Giants vs. Phillies pitcher, it’s a question on Phillies vs. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. Remember all pitchers are Roy Halladay to the Giants.

 I wouldn’t risk it over that if I were Manuel.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Halladay

we already knocked him around on normal rest.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The argument for Halladay is that you would then get Oswalt and Hamels on short rest as well.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

JohnSheaHey
Manuel still says Blanton starts tomorrow.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies manager Charlie Manuel confirmed that Joe Blanton will start Game 4 of the NLCS against the Giants on Wednesday as scheduled.

The Phillies are now down 2-1 in the series, but Manuel will stick with Blanton against Madison Bumgarner rather than go with Roy Halladay on short rest. Blanton posted a 3.48 ERA after the All-Star break, but this will be his first start since September 29.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

if the series was 3-1, then we’d see Halladay, but they only need to take 1 game here to take it back to Philly and Halladay on normal rest in game 5 gives them a chance to do that even if they lose game 4. Then they’ll have Oswalt in game 6 at their place and they would feel pretty good about that as well.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah.

because Halladay was awesome in game 1

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL one start!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets go Madison!!

lets finish the series at home with Madison and Timmy!!

by SacTown Niner Fan on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I wrote in testicles for the first one...

is that bad?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

testes… testes… one, two…. three?

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Oct 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

(FUCK YEAH!/FUCK!)

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Clearly 1-1 was not a series

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOX: Phillies just toying with the Giants.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I support that notion.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Giants Win and this too?

early game means we get to wallow in this victory ALL DAY!!!!!!!!! I love you guys!

also, not left behind on old thread FTW HA HA!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Giants fans screaming “Karos Sucks.”

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WE ALL KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN

Matt Cain, who had never beaten the dodgers before this year, goes on Sunday Night Baseball, throws a gem, and beats them on national TV.

Matt Cain, who had never beaten the Phillies before this year, starts against them in game 3 of the NLCS, throws a gem, and beats them on national TV.

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

maybe.

In about a week, its gonna be:

Matt Cain, who had never beaten the (Rangers/Yankees) before this year, starts against them in game (1/2/3) of the World Series, throws a gem, and beats then on national TV.

Btw, he has 1 start against Texas -ND, 8IP, 3H, 1R, 1ER, 3BB, 8K. No games against the yankees.

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Oct 19, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, week and a half

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Oct 19, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop getting ahead of yourself there.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, woah.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop it with that

no world series talk. please.

"No matter how hard you try, it's not easy." Armando Benitez, 9-12-06

by leftyodoul on Oct 19, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

insert willie mays picture holding the champagne

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Oct 19, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

you knew all along, didn’t you

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has he ever beaten the Raners or Yankees?

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by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

RanGers

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of Grant’s most accurate posts ever.

by MLWhiteSF on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF music?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

what is that post game montage song?

kinda sux

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

BUY OUR SHITTY LOOKING SIGNS FROM OUR WEBSITE

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy looks like he was Photoshopped in.

by Natto on Oct 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first thought as well.

by Every6thDay on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is going on with his hand, tie, face…take your pick

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOVIN YOU

IS EASY
CAUSE
YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL….

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 19, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain 3:16 says I just whooped the Phillies ass

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 19, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IRL

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 19, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA! Beautiful!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 19, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why I can’t stop laughing!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 19, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Oct 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the best comment I’ve ever read.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 19, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

painteroflight.com

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE?!?!?!?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 19, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW game 2

got better ratings than NFL Sunday Night Game

by kezargiants on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Read the title as

“Like I needed another run”

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I enjoy games with low torture quotient

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

So, yeah, how about that Big Three?

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by Skaldheim on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed

After living on the East Coast for 22 years, I will state that there is an East Coast bias.
Maybe the Mid-West will complain, but they’re basically Canada.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Oct 19, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What east coast bias?

The Phillies are 2-time defending NL Champs. They won the most games in the NL this year. They won the WS 2 years ago.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 19, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. Doesn’t mean there isn’t an east coast bias in general, though.

You live part of your adult life in California and then part of it in the east and it’s more apparent than ever. Talk to people and you realize it’s as if no west coast team other than the Lakers even exists.

by Timorous Me on Oct 19, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even the Cowboys, Vikings, Packers, Cavs, Notre Dame and USC?

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, Dallas, Minneapolis, Wisconsin, and Indiana are on the west coast now?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
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by jcb9 on Oct 19, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well there’s a difference between an east coast bias and a west coast anti-bias.

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

you seemed to be responding to
Talk to people and you realize it’s as if no west coast team other than the Lakers even exists.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 19, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

West Coast teams.

the Cowboys, Vikings, Packers, Cavs, Notre Dame and USC?

All the rest live within the broader Eastern population mass; all but the Cowboys East of the Mississippi.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minneapolis is west of the Mississippi (barely).

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 19, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, USC too

Sometimes I forget college football exists.

Actually, with the start times of football games, the east coast bias is less prevalent in that sport. Not to mention the amount of time/attention dedicated to football at all hours and by all media. It’s the other sports that really suffer.

by Timorous Me on Oct 19, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there’s an east coast bias, it’s because there are WAY more people living on the east coast than in the other time zones, and ESPN and other networks put on the air what will generate the largest ratings.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 19, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just think: Ratings during Angels vs. Giants World Series… The country did not pay attention to that one

by M@X$O on Oct 19, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The country didn't really follow the 2000 Subway Series, either.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be willing to bet the crappy Monday Night Football game got higher ratings than yesterday’s Yankees game.

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant

You silly bastard

boat in McCovey Cove that transformed from a sailboat back into a robot back into a sailboat again

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Rusty?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great game.

Does Halladay come out to fight for the next game?

by BeatLA55 on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

He did so well in game 1!

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt it. That would mean pitching on short rest for the rest of their starters as well.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily. They could just push Blanton and Oswalt back a day. That way pitching Halladay in Game 7 remains on the table.

by taliesin on Oct 19, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY! MEDIA!

GO! FUCK! YOUR! SELF!

Phillies in 5 my ass! GIANTS in 5, mother fuckers!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Well now that won’t happen

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by MonkeyChow on Oct 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You care a lot about the media.

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really

just was sick of how OVERPOWERING the sentiment was that we were just a doormat for the Phillies. Fucking idiots don’t know shit about what they’re talking about.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

On paper, the Phillies are clearly a better team.

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Legendary pitching beats good hitting, yo.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

BINGO

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by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Phillies also have some legendary pitching and the Giants offense sucks.

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I was trying to tell everyone

If anything, the pitching is equal, and the Giants’ might actually be better. Which it has been. Also, our bullpen is way better and it’s not close.

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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies have 3 very good starters. Giants have 4 very good starters AND a kickass bullpen. Clearly better pitching for us, overall — and no one gives us any credit because we’re out here and not in the East Coast corridor.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Cheno dipshit’s still trying…

by ololo3 on Oct 19, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa I am offended by your personal attack, sir!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has impugned your gentlemanly virtues. Honor demands satisfaction.

/hands cheno a glove

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 19, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

But no monocle? Hogwash!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you had the monocle.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fool! I brought the top hat.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That means all I brought were the spats. Where’s my valet?!

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

GUESS WHAT

IN THE PLAYOFFS, PAPER DOESN’T MEAN SHIT. That’s the point! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW, PEOPLE WHO’VE BEEN FOLLOWING BASEBALL FOR YEARS.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s ignore stats!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's ignore years of playoff history!

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess what?

EVERYONE WHO SAID THAT WAS FUCKING WRONG OK. AND I WAS FUCKING RIGHT (so far).

SO THERE.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, let's not

Phillies OPS+: 5th
Giants OPS+: 6th

Phillies ERA> Giants ERA

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since the entire Phillies lineup has been injured and the ERA doesn’t include a full year of Oswalt, those are flawed. You have to go through each individual.

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY! GUESS WHAT?

The Giants have outplayed the phillies so far.

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s no reason to ignore stats.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stats say...

Giants have won 2. Phillies have won 1.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 19, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, wins and losses!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scoreboard.

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 19, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

When did wins and losses become a meaningful stat and what does that mean about Matt Cain?

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Team wins and losses

are pretty meaningful in a seven-game playoff series.

by tomemos on Oct 19, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This just in...

…in the playoffs, teams advance according to how many games they win.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 19, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does this relate to pre-series predictions?

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Good to see you’ve ignored my counterargument.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry I’m just thinking about what we were talking about at the beginning of this thread. I know that’s weird.

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

because I was saying BEFORE THE FUCKING SERIES STARTED

that the teams were a lot more evenly matched than everyone was saying. That’s what.

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by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool story.

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It feels like “everyone” is just people who were predicting the Phillies in a walk. I read a LOT of people who said the Phillies should be favorites, but it’s close and could go either way due to SSS.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 19, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the idea that Philadelphia was clearly going to dominate a team with three world-class starters was hubristic. Baseball just isn’t that predictable. Case in point: the Giants could have won with just the one run today. When both of the pitchers are lights-out chance plays a huge role.

by tomemos on Oct 19, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except the Phillies have a clearly better offense.

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

When both of the pitchers are lights-out chance plays a huge role.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for reiterating

Some people seem to think there’s no such thing as chance in baseball. There’s a HUGE amount.

by tomemos on Oct 19, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

And when two teams are as evenly matched as the Giants and Phillies (I’d say the Phillies are 3-5 games better over a 162-game season) it takes an extraordinary amount of good luck for the Phillies and against the Giants just to make it a 5-game Phillie win.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Case in point for chance

among a bajillion others.

Jose Cruz drops a can of corn in the ninth inning to start a Marlin Rally that gets them a win which had the giants won would have put them in a worst case scenario of Jason Schmidt pitching the deciding game 5 at home.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 19, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Reminds me of poker, you can play flawlessly and get your ass handed to you. Over the long run though, the better players win.

by nofreetime on Oct 19, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what’s the point of having sabermetrics then if it’s just gonna come down to luck?

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because figuring out who has the advantage is not the same thing as proclaiming who will win?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 19, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if you’re picking who will win, why would you not pick the team that has the advantage?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah. I’m generally against predicting the results of series for that reason (which I said elsewhere in this thread). But the purpose of sabermetrics is not the same as the purpose of ESPN getting John Kruk to pick the winner.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 19, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aha! The anti-prediction sentiment is something I can get behind.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and how’s that working out for the Yankees?

by tomemos on Oct 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

not THAT much better

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--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 19, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Team W-L is the most meaningful stat in baseball

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only useful purpose for stats is to predict future performance, so team wins and losses don’t mean anything, just like pitchers wins and losses.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not concur with your eschatological presupposition.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 19, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well said! I think. I have no clue, actually.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just mean I don’t agree stats are only useful for looking forward (i.e., predictive). They are useful for remembering and just for something fun to look at. Prediction is nice, but it isn’t the only game in town.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 19, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL wet blanket

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure why everyone’s jumping on cheno here. I agree – the Phillies are likely the better team. Outside of the number 4, starting pitching is a push. Middle relief and closer to the Giants, but Madson’s good in the pen. Definitely better offense. It’s closer than some think, but objectively I probably would have picked the Phillies in 6 or 7.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did pick the Phillies in 6

But the idea that the better team always wins in four or five is misguided. I mean, I know they have to predict something, but they should have known better.

by tomemos on Oct 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely they should have known better. A lot of the media seems to have jumped on the idea of the Phillies becoming a historic team by winning three straight NL pennants. It was dumb of them because the teams are much closer than some think, and it’s a short series where the Giants have the right abilities to do well.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's funny how this has played out

since I think Sanchez is the hardest pitcher for the Phillies lineup.

by nofreetime on Oct 19, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can say the same thing about the Giants.

“Since the OPS+ does not include a full season of Posey, Huff, Burrell, Sanchez, Torres starting and the ERA doesn’t reflect how fucking good the Giants’ pitching has been down the stretch, those are flawed. I am so smart.”

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

On paper, the Phillies are clearly a marginally better team.

And that’s just this season. Before looking at how well the Giants pitching staff has done since September? The media really screwed the pooch on this one.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

they did. And it’s hilarious that somebody is defending that.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also screwed the ALCS picks

Seriously, how did they think the Yankee pitching was better than the Rangers pitching.

So many lulz.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 19, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any 7 game series against the Rangers starts with the opponent down 0-2.

by speckops on Oct 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

except this one

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed – not as much better as some seemed to think though. And of course, short series loveliness and all that.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

But...

Buster Olney: “They (winner of the NLDS) have no chance”

John Kruk: “I just don’t see how they are going to score runs”

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 19, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could you see how they were going to score runs? When did we all forget how bad this offense is?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

With pitching this good, you only have to score 2 or 3 to be in every game. Scoring 2 or 3 runs a game is a terrible offense. Therefore, the Giants can win this.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Oct 19, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know they averaged 0 runs per game this year.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 19, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It implied the Phillies would score more.

That’s the problem. I certainly thought the Giants could scratch out 10 or 12 runs across the full series, and I felt that that might have been enough to win 4 games.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 19, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

this offense

is average. This ain’t 2009.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aspiring to be average FTW!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus christ you're still going with this

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry I don’t agree with you on something. I’ll learn better.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants offense is really not that bad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 19, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched these games that already happened

And I still don’t see how we scored runs

(oh yeah, cody motherfucking ross.)

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 19, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You did not read my pre-series analysis. They’re pretty even.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 19, 2010 5:22 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

No jinxing allowed – watch yourself.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you, Giants.

Close the deal in 5, por favor.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

suck it, LA Times

Cole Hamels: two page main story
Matt Cain: six words

by kingofthacove on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

H also

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

so much this!^

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain is able.

HAVEN’T HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

by BeatLA55 on Oct 19, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you spit on it?

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 19, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain says: That’s okay, print is a dying industry.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me:

Has he made his contribution to KQED this week?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think it's a good thing

That I first read that headline as “black asshole”

by snafu on Oct 19, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the one hand that is a terrible headline

on the other hand, as someone who used to write headlines, that is like the worst possible size to deal with. You’ve got room for like 11 letters, maybe, and it’s going to be a huge headline that people will notice. Not easy.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 19, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

SF to Get Cole'd

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 19, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol Grammar

“Matt Cain will start for Giants”.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 19, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand this game

Cain won…Wilson did not load the bases in the 9th and the Giants scored 3 runs on 2 out hits…with runs scored by Renteria and Scott…

WTF?

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ERUTROT!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Oct 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

You are still smarter than Bochy. Bochy is lucky.

Would have been 10-0 with Torres and Sandoval starting.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Oct 19, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just give Bochy his due

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, since we can't iterate this game 10,000 times...

I will simply savor this one and rest secure in my intellectual superiority over Boch.

by Your mother on Oct 19, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Bochy doesn’t play with fire again, but for now, I’ll join you in line.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. This crow tastes delicious.

by Duelling Brandos on Oct 19, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Messieurs et mesdames

Est-ce que je peux avoir deux pertes supplémentaires des Phillies?

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Si Señor

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 19, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just read

something, something, something, Phillies Suck, something, something, something

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a frankfurter!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

no ein

Ich bin Berliner.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 19, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s What She Said

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 19, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

IRL LOL

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS honor roll for that one.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

你功嚇 蛙聽沒

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Oct 19, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Je veux achete un phoque

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soooo much better than the first two games.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Also, it was larger than previous zones, so we got to see Hamels and Cain in all their glory.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Ted Barrett actually let these guys pitch.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the FG chat, people were complaining that Hamels was getting squeezed

but I thought it was fine

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were a few calls each way that were a little off, but overall it was pretty solid.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 19, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

compared to the ridiculous strike zones in the past two games…they were…the umpire actually called balls in the strike zone…strikes

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

I really expected a close call along the foul lines with the clowns from the last 2 games…. fortunately none.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Oct 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

First game ive been able to watch in the NLCS

All im saying is fuck work… im calling off forever now

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Oct 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Duh.

The latter.

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by Skaldheim on Oct 19, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d for the poetry

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 19, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another demigod behind Posey

by TBRMKane on Oct 19, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That second one.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 19, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, guys

I saw somewhere that the GIANTS WON!!!!!!!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 19, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Time of game: 2 hours, 49 minutes

/ALCS pitcher calls time, adjusts glove, squints, stares at batter

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 19, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

/almost to the bottom of the sixth

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 19, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Jeter adjusts gloves, looks into pitcher, steps into box, holds up hand while dusting off plate, breathes, steps forward, takes a couple practice swings, waits for pitch, dives out of the way of an outside fastball

by Natto on Oct 19, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/makes knob of the bat hit a pitch running in on his hands

/strolls towards first

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 19, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obligatory Antoine Dodson-related Contribution

Cain’s lighting up the radar gun
He’s striking them Phillies out
Tryna (try? Cain does not try. He does) f’nish them so y’all need to
Hide your Chase, hide your Ry’n
Hide your Chase, hide your Ry’n
Hide your Chase, hide your Ry’n
But don’t hide your Ross, cause he’s
(insert verb of preference meaning “dominating”) ev’ry pitcher out there

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

i knew this was happening!

WELL, OBVIOUSLY, WE HAVE A WINNER IN AT&T PARK.

by kaeeeep on Oct 19, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN’S LEARNED TO BE A WINNER

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You shouldn’t even try to hit
Cain’s gon’ get you
He gonna K you
He gonna K you
So you can run and tell that
run and tell that
run and tell that
Victorino, Victorino, Shane Shane Victorino

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always said Matt Cain was a winner

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy just called Cody Ross a gamer

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Welp, that tears it

He’s one of Bork’s Guys. Cody Ross, your 2012 starting right fielder.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 years, 32 million! GIT ER DONE SABES!!!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 19, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

GENERIC EXCLAMATION PHRASE

Fist pump, excitement, generic insult towards Philadelphia

NAME OF THE STARTING PITCHER FOR THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS.

Insert gif.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

win

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOO

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain was smelly today, which set the tone for the afternoon. Cole Hamels was poopy, which was yick. We shouldn’t be surprised that the team ate fur balls before the game.

This game doesn’t mean that the Giants are homely, but it certainly stings. I’ll be thinking about this one for a while. You’ll probably be thinking about this one for a while.

And I can’t believe that the game was stopped because of the cotton candy mishap that transformed from a sailboat back into a robot back into a raccoon again.. You’d think security would have thought of that one.

What a boobs game!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

What a boobs game!

I think that just about sums it up.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

That game was teh tits.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ the Giants fan on KTVU

by BeatLA55 on Oct 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Bumgarner/Blanton

if we win that matchup…I can’t even say that. Too beautiful to think about.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t say it…everything is upside down this series…Blanton is awesome…Bumgarner is a rookie and has only pitched one postseason game…

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

we are going down tomorrow. We have no chance.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not even going to watch because WE HAVE NO CHANCE!!!!!!! DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT I SAID UP THERE, WE HAVE NO CHANCE!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blanton terrifies me more than Halladay/Oswalt/Hamels for whatever reason

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 19, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who doesn't like the Giants?

also Matt Cain> ROY HALLADAY

FINISH IT IN THE BAY

Hit like Berry, Score like Jerry.

by Dub4lif3 on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking

THIS

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the greatest screen shot ever.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I demand captions

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Oct 19, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not just a recipient of getting Cain’d, I’m also the president

sorry /shows self door

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

super-saiyan 2 mode

by lecherus on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's WAY over 9000, if you ask me.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 19, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

very much so

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 19, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain's hair is awesome.

Your argument is invalid.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

See, awesome hair.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

that's a big ass pimple

Hit like Berry, Score like Jerry.

by Dub4lif3 on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon, be nice. Rosenthal can’t help being smaller than Cain.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 19, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain was flawless today, flawless!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, his hair is alive!

by nataku on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy fucking shit!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rosenthal looks like he's laughing uncomfortably

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it. I’m Matt Cain and my head is on fire. And I just struck you out looking.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rosenthal is intimidated.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The look to the camera is to let the viewer know that he has the power to devour Rosenthal, but chooses not to. He and his glorious mane have a more noble purpose to fulfill on this plane of existence.

by Seasick fish on Oct 19, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Cain: You’re wrong TheLetter2

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Man, he gets mean when he’s a winner.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

World’s Fastest Photoshoppers

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 19, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this.
Kenny is small.

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Oct 19, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quiet.

He is communicating with the cosmos.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 19, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Menacing stare.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

My god but Ken Rosenthal is a tiny little man. I think Matt could carry him around in his shirt pocket.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, geez...

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks pissed to be there. Like directly into the camera saying “Seriously, they send this guy to interview people?”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 19, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain

World’s largest meerkat.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 19, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's mister sun!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s Mister Heat Blister
He’s Mister Hundred and One

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

his hair is almost a bird, you’re argument lacks punch.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this picture.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 19, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

One day when I’m old someone’s going to ask me why I have a folder filled with ridiculous pictures of Giants on my hard drive, it’ll be weird to explain.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just add glasses

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 19, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME WITH MCCOVEY CHRONICLES. WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU? THIS HURTS WORSE THAN WHEN ALL OF MY BELOVED TEAMS SUCKED AND AT LEAST ONE FO YOURS DIDNT!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Oct 19, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M NOT COMING BACK UNTIL YOU WRITE DBD: A NORCALNICK APPRECIATION THREAD

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’S IT! YOUR OFF THE BLOG!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Oct 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marty Lurie asking Bochy for tomorrow’s lineup…. whaaaa?

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

bald headed guy on MLB Network panel is the umpteenth to mention the shadows

and a bit about how well Cain used them. They can’t help themselves-they are pathetic.

by Hatuxka on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, obviously they had a point because Cole Hamels did not have those very shadows to work with either.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had an unfair advantage over Cole Hamels, who has only pitched during cloudy days or at night. HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE SUN.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 19, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sunlight strengthens Matt Cain

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

MATT CAIN LINKED TO PHOTOSYNTHESIS

by thebighead on Oct 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I was thinking Superman, but ok, he can be a tulip or whatever.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, these are always awesome

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fake wire stories are fun to write.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain used Sunny Day.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Matt Cain used Solar Pitch! It's super effective!

Rectumface fainted!
Charlie Manuel whited out!

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 19, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Does that mean we get half of Charlie Manuel’s money?

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I mean, outside of what he sent home to mom?

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That’s so silly. The teams played in the same park. What an idiot.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 19, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt is capable! Wait, is there a more clever way to say that? (No)

Well, that was a pick-me-up. Now if they can just manage to take advantage of the Blanton start tomorrow, things’ll be looking reeeal nice. Suspiciously nice.

by Seasick fish on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Where's the link for the Cain Meme Generator?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

http://memegenerator.net/LowRunSupportCain

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 19, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d so very high!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

stupid interwebs

reply fail, yup pretty sure

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

To repeat what i posted this morning:

MATT FUCKING CAIN!

Brad Lidge: "No, I have not Just-For-Menned my beard at any point."

by DCOrangeBlack on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW FACEBOOK PICTURE

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schadenfreude!

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 19, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Oct 19, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This makes my life.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Do. Suck it!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listen to the post-game show or Charlie Manuel's postgame conference?

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

knbr obviously

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB Network

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 19, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to McCarver Brian Wilson smells his balls to find out which ones to use. Or something like that.

Good win. Octorture was alive in the 7th though.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

No, he saves certain game balls in his locker. He doesn’t label them, he just identifies them by smell.

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Oct 19, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew it was off. Still, McCarver is so….fill in the blank

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 19, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

dumb, he is really dumb, foreal

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Farty?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 19, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was an avid reader of FJM and I admit McCarver says some really dumb shit sometimes, but I have to say that I’m often charmed by his folksy demeanor.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 19, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having been watching baseball for all of my 30 years, I can honestly say that I have never once been charmed by any aspect of Tim McCarver.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 19, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He actually said “In my view” today, and I was really hoping he’d say some version of the rest but he didn’t.

In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.

by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you Javier Lopez

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

That was a beautiful 8th thanks to him.

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the lame Cain puns as headlines in 3… 2… 1…

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN: Cain Off the Chain

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

groan

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 19, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody gets PAID to write that crap?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interns don’t get paid.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROFL

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 19, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tortured wordplay is tortured.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 19, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ho ho! We have a winner from Grant’s late-evening thread.

by Every6thDay on Oct 19, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty good.

by Unitard on Oct 19, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD FIRE EVERYONE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 19, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, my.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I think they have little “Wordplay wheels” in their offices. First, pick a theme…second, pick a word in the theme that sounds like [Player who did well]. Construct headline.

Theme: Construction

Cain-structing a Giant Lead

Theme: Pirates

Phillies waCain the Plank; Down 1-2

Theme: Ninjas

Giants know Cain-Fu

And so on. The fact the mine are so much worse than the real headlines just shows how good they are at being bad. Clearly, I have no playoff experience.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 19, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

How the hell do you write that headline and then not use HurriCain Matt?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alternate headline: ‘Matt Cain let the dogs out’

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 19, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is it about Cain’s name that makes everyone want to write terrible puns?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s typically single-syllable names to does it. Drew Brees has fallen victim of it forever.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They always want to. Cain’s name just makes it easy.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 19, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Cain’t even gonna dignify that with a response.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 19, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, let’s be fair – remember our long Pat Misch threads?

I misch those.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 19, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a mischerable day when he left the Giants.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Amazin’ Avenue has learned from our mischtakes.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

jeezy creezy!

what would they do if his last name was Shitonhimself? this is pathetic, LEAVE MATT CAIN ALONE!!!!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN you tell us what’s the MATTer?

by Every6thDay on Oct 19, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone get a pic of SI with Cain is able.

The pic isn’t loading for me, but I see the pitiful headline (click on MLB)

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 19, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies eaten by Cainibal

That’s me.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 19, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the words of Tim Lincecum

“I shall smoke a phillie to this "

Hit like Berry, Score like Jerry.

by Dub4lif3 on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a very blunt statement.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Oct 19, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much you wanna bet

that the guy who got grazed across the ribs gets more air time than Matt “Nails” Cain???

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Cubs gave Quade a 2-year deal

Good for them, but I’m sure a ton of Cubs fans will go nuts over it not being Ryne.

by PaceCar on Oct 19, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Good move by the Cubs, IMO

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 19, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN and all the other National media outlets out there..

seriously just stop trying to prognosticate series’. Just stop. This team is going to prove all of you wrong.

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 19, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve never understood why viewers accept predictions as something that sports channels should do. They’re useless. The entire reason sports are interesting is that you don’t know what’s going to happen.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 19, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just glad

the Giants have not embarrassed themselves…

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 2010 regular season

Cole Hamels had 3.7 runs of support per game, 3.3 runs of support per inning pitched
Matt Cain had 4.1 runs of support per game, 3.6 runs of support per inning pitched

He knows the pain well, during this season, at least.

by Seasick fish on Oct 19, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still, it’s fun to rub it in his face.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have been reading some comments on MLB

About a fan behind homeplate going crazy/jumping?? GIF please?

to be or not to be in this magic inside thing.

by baybombers on Oct 19, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Quade?
i thoght Quade died when Arnold double crossed him.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Oct 19, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought there was an arrest warrant out for Quade.

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Oct 19, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawt.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, I realized what the problem is.

Even though I didn’t post when the game was actually on during Game 2, I did post during the GDT.

Today I didn’t.
Go Giants

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 19, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

KEEP DOING THAT!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 19, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Anyone catch Wilson’s interview on MLB Network? Lovin it

by Weltall on Oct 19, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

epic box score....

San Francisco Giants
Pitchers IP H R ER BB SO HR PC-ST ERA
M Cain
(W, 1-0) 7.0 2 0 0 3 5 0 119-69 0.00
J Lopez
(H, 2) 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 0 9-7 0.00
B Wilson
(S, 2) 1.0 1 0 0 0 1 0 11-8 0.00
Totals 9.0 3 0 0 3 7 0 139-84
PITCHING

by Jason Covey on Oct 19, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I love this one

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 19, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

My skype account automatically changed Matt Cain’s line from that box score to a phone number for a country who’s flag I’ve never seen before.

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"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's see it!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I said I’ve never seen it before! It’s like the Canadian flag except it’s more of a red flower than a red maple leaf and there’s a red bar at the bottom. That’s all I’ve got.

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fiji?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 19, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Fiji’s flag has the Union Jack on it.

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From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah just saw that.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 19, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re going to see this lineup tomorrow, aren’t we?

by Natto on Oct 19, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

u know it!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

the question should be

are we going to complain about it when the lineups are the same?

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 19, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt it

I’m hoping this was the “facing a lefty” lineup.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

But in reality I don’t think so…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

I bet we see Andres and Sandoval tomorrow.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 19, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they said something on the radio about Torres starting tomorrow.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume Pablo will be at 3rd tomorrow against the RHP

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn – I hate it when Giants fans do that. Possibly a Dodger fan in disguise?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy has 0 posts on McC, so it’s just some troll.

by Natto on Oct 19, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

May TGP ban him/her.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trolls and Elves at TGP

“Then, inexplicably, evil elf Cody Ross got another low fastball, and while he didn’t turn it into a souvenir, he did smack into left for a run-scoring single.”

by Rorsavelt on Oct 19, 2010 5:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I’ll be there! Way up in the back of the bleachers, but nonetheless… I’ll be there!

by sewnomercy on Oct 19, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He never looks happy

In his photo he looks sad, and when he pitches he looks angry

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 19, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. When Fox showed his gameday headshot, I thought about how I’ve never really seen him smile. Bet he has a great smile.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks a bit awkard

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 19, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Picture fail

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh

It didn’t show up for me.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s because you didn’t have the URL of the image in the tag. You had the URL for the page.

by Natto on Oct 19, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit

Thanks for having my back.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAW HAW HAW

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 19, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yallof was clearly afraid

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY
Yallof was clearly afraid a tool

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

and of course

Of course all the Philly fans are blaming The Umps.

by Bull579 on Oct 19, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Phone Boothed

so how many fly balls are the phillies thinking they got robbed of home run on today? I was listening on the radio so didn’t see any of them.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

ZERO

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howard to center and Werth to right-center.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who cares what ESPN thinks?

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 19, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'm addicted to coCain!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 19, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Or ever.

Fear the beard!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitchers in mid-throw always seem to defy physical laws.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pic of Pettitte’s elbow

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 19, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

phillies

/sock’d

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 19, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember that. That guy was awesome.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too perfect

Had to be planned somehow

to be or not to be in this magic inside thing.

by baybombers on Oct 19, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Oct 19, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Oct 19, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

So awesome.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 19, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

My friend leaving the park said Chris Rose just drove by him. Off to watch the Yankees!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Bruce "Einstein" Bochy

now he’s never leaving this place unless he gets run over by a truck.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 19, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

...

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can actually believe he would do this after he gets home tonight.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vince is awesome!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know why

But this one makes me laugh so hard all the time.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 19, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a hater, I'm starting to wonder if the guy is actually smart

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 19, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe he is smart

And that he has pushed all the right buttons recently, very beautifully.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cringed like all of you when I saw that lineup today, but God damn the other one wasn’t going to work!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEah!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Oct 19, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounded like Matt Cain just said:

 “Just trying to make sure i’m making all my BITCHES”

yes… yes you did.

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmeh Retort

Fuck Yeah

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 19, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed the first 6 innings, watched the last 3

Now rewatching.

WOOOOOOO

Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.

by MadBum on Oct 19, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody ross coming up on MLB.COM / interview room

to be or not to be in this magic inside thing.

by baybombers on Oct 19, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

really MLBnet?

“Hammels deserved a better fate”??? Nope, I think he got just what he deserved, a CAINing

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Hamels didn’t deserve shit.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a bum.

We should release him and keep Guillen, seriously.

by BeatLA55 on Oct 19, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL phillies fans

im watching the local fox news broadcast and they are asking phillies fans in some bar how they are feeling about the series.

one guy goes,

“Yeah well im still confident about the series….I think well win in 6 instead of 5 as i said earlier”.

by ir1shgiant on Oct 19, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully someone will say on Thursday that the Phillies will win in 9

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

but Mitch WIlliams said it was a 5 game series! /facepalm

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also I would like to revise my prediction of today’s game from Phillies 46 – Giants 1, to Giants 3 – Phillies 0

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Oct 19, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Math

Giants are ~60% to advance if Blanton starts G4 and ~54% if Hallday goes G4 & G7.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants lose 1-0…/science

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jinx

Blanton will shut out us out tomorrow. Guaranteed.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

what if Halladay goes G4, G5, G6 and G7?

Does the simulator takes into effect how short rest affects pitchers? Cause if it doesn’t, then you can extrapolate that and find it isn’t useful at all in these situations.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Oct 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not my simulator so I don’t know. It’s a moot point anyways, as it doesn’t appear Halladay will start game 4.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah if Halladay starts game 4, Blanton should go game 5, and all it does it take a Cole Hamels start away.

Why would they want to matchup Blanton against Lincecum in game 5 anyway? That seems retarded. Unless they have all 3 pitchers pitch on short rest, it just doesn’t make any sense.

It’s not a move you make down 1-2.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 19, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think if Halladay had started game 4 it was assumed that Oswalt, Hamels, and Halladay again would pitch on short rest in games 5, 6, and 7.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be a panic move if I’ve ever seen one

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 19, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then there's the fact that

pitching Halladay means the Giants score 1 or 2 rather than 2 or 3. It’s up to teh Phillies to score. If they could score 5 runs they would pretty much be guaranteed a victory. The pitching decision means very little for the Phillies IMO.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 19, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure what to say to this so I’ll just be using my answer to all questions in life:

Cliff Lee.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cole Hamels speaks well

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 19, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

RACIST

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’m surprised he doesn’t use an interpreter. you just never can tell.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, just that I thought he was a jerk.

But he’s engaging and putting a good face on the loss.

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 19, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

just pulling your chain!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to hate him but I don't now.

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 19, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just had conversation deja vu.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is really one of the better pressers i’ve seen in a while. pretty realistic an honest

by coolandtough on Oct 19, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No idea what he said

But I’ve heard all about the work he’s done with the Philly SPCA. Seems really genuine. Hard to root against the guy…when he’s not pitching against the Giants.

by Timorous Me on Oct 19, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Good Phight

has a total of 9 comments in their post game thread.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re still posting in the last gamethread, that’s where the troll is

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

the troll?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

found him… Mod please ban “TheMattCave” for obnoxious trolling. LOL

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some idiot Giants' "fan" talking shit about the game.

Has 0 posts here.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depressing

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are broken

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ehh, we usually post less after a loss as well. Except when there’s a Star Wars marathon on Spike, of course.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
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by mymclife on Oct 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

STAY ON TARGET!!

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s my favorite all-time McCoven Moment™. And to think it came out of that game.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Wilson

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Bip

Holding Wilson.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Biran Wilson ball on CSN postgame

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Oct 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Amused F.P. is amused.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s no FP

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a space station.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Fear the Fin - Cornering the market on third pairing defensemen since March 2009

by mymclife on Oct 19, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Damn. Bip Roberts! I should have known.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like he is attracted to hit.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 19, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

yes!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Oct 19, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And let us not forget...

MAJOR contributions from Rowand and Renteria today…as we all predicted.

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Oct 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

at this point…we should start Whiteside against Halladay

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell, if we make it to the World Series, I wouldn’t be surprised if Bochy added Burriss to the roster and he had a 3 HR game.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 19, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand had the only XBH today

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

his reward will be to sit on the bench tomorrow

by TBRMKane on Oct 19, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 19, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 19, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

before he was just a pitcher

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Oct 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

"HERE COMES THE STORY OF THE HURRICain"

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

HurriCain got clout.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

TBS panel at Yankee Stadium watches a stream attempted to be poured on them from above

just missing Ripken, the guy who considered Timmy’s 14K gem to be boring.

by Hatuxka on Oct 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

A quality start from Mad Bum would be great. I wouldn’t be surprised by a 5 IP 4 ER game though.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 19, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum doesn't win at home

and we got 2 hit by Blanton. I, too, do not see how this will end well. Phillies should be favored.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 19, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This...

Not to mention the Phillies are angry now…13-0 Phillies tomorrow

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Shit ain’t in the bag.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. I’m penciling in an “L” for tomorrow and will be pleasantly surprised if we win.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 19, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I typically pencil in a T.

The only thing I expect from this team is torture.

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by L-Nova on Oct 19, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah

The Blanton game is actually the game I was most worried about in the series. Giants have always done pretty well against the big 3 of Philly.

They have always just looked silly against Blanton for some reason.

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by scout6 on Oct 19, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m worried about every game.

Always.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 19, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's try that again

The loveliness of Paris,

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems somehow sadly gay

come on, you’re doing fine, don’t give up now! Your turn!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS OF ANOTHER DAY

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 19, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been terribly alone and forgotten in Manhattan

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Left My Heart in STEREO!

:o)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha I love it

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going home to my city by the bay.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 19, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is of another day

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

and forgotten in Manhattan

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

to my city by the Bay!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

to my city by the bay

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 19, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

high on a hill it calls to me

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be where little cable cars climb halfway to the stars

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

My love waits there in San Francisco

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Above the blue and windy sea

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHHHHHHEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN I COOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by BeatLA55 on Oct 19, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOOO YOOOOOUUUU, SAN FRANCISCOOO

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 19, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIIIIIIILLLLLL SHIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEE

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

WILL SHIIINNEEE

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 19, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

onnnnnn meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!!!!

well done everybody! :oD Tony Bennet FTW!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rec the string but

I’m lazy. I love seeing these, especially on a day I heard the live version at the yard.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The morning fog may chill the air

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 19, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking raccoons, always messing shit up.

Then again, rumor has it that a raccoon stormed onto the field, biting Utley right in the ’nads as the ball came at him.

by younghutch on Oct 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Took em all night and all morning to get to the ballpark (what with not being able to read a bus map and all)

Timmy and Cainer2010 = Unit and Schilling 2001

by SnowLeopard on Oct 19, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Manuel: “Cain was too good! he didn’t give us any runs!”

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

IKR? how rude of Matty not to just hand over some runs!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he said that, I LOL’d.

I’ll admit that I find Charlie Manuel funny.

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by groug on Oct 19, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought we needed game 1 to have a 50/50 chance

And we got it. Now that we got game 3, it’s looking more and more like anybody’s series. GO GIANTS!!!!!!

by Golden Boy on Oct 19, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Now it’s a 25/75 Phillies advantage

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you listened to ESPN recently? Not to mention…I’m a Giants fan

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah I haven't.

I’m at work. It was on here but they have the TVs on mute

by Golden Boy on Oct 19, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Jinx?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF pic of MadBum on MLB network.

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by scout6 on Oct 19, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Phillies & Yankees for your misplaced sense of entitlement.

Cordially invited to suck it:
Derek Jeter
Shane Victorino
Jimmy Rollins
Alex Rodriguez
All of the ESPN Baseball Tonight staff
Most of the MLB Network staff
New York
Philadelphia
Fuck it, pretty much all of ESPN
Eric Hinske (still pissed about the home run trot)

by younghutch on Oct 19, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

needs moar Dodgers

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Oct 19, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And TULO

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many T's

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 19, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of San Diego AFAIK.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

er AFAIC

concerned, not know.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

no cure :o( they’re going to quarantine all of us to Alcatraz

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Observation of Phillies Fan

I saw his head sinking down into his shoulders, looking at Matt Cain’s troll doll hair during the post game interview. He just sat there, staring blankly and moving his lips with no sound coming out. I knew what he was saying to himself— How? How did this happen? I told him, that this was Giant’s baseball. That this is how we win games, that this is how we have done it all season, it’s not fun, it’s not supposed to be. I told him that the Phillies still have more than a slim chance to take the series, but that it will be painful, the games will be merciless, every at bat will be a grind, every fly ball will fall short. And when they are down by only one run in the bottom of the ninth facing Wilson, they will feel hope, just like we do, and dreams will be crushed…

Brad Lidge: "No, I have not Just-For-Menned my beard at any point."

by DCOrangeBlack on Oct 19, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Also

Javier Lopez is pretty effing good

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Oct 19, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker and Martinez, thanks guys.

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by jctGamer on Oct 19, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m curious to see if fangraphs or xanathan or whoever have good explanations for this sudden appearance of awesome in Lopez.

Reassure my skeptical side… I do remember him King a whole bunch since his acquisition.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the record

I never argued against this trade, in any way shape or form. Nope. No way.

by Cheeeese! on Oct 19, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously though

who the fuck is John Bowker?

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by jponry on Oct 19, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL Short-armer

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Bowker could become an all-star and I would still be happy with the trade

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by thehavenot on Oct 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

I hope he does, that would be cool.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

A dirtbag

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLB stuff
“Hopefully what I’m doing in private, personally with people, I can do full time here,” Bonds said. “I just wish I was back in uniform. This is only half a uniform, so I guess that’s good enough.”

And if the Giants defeat the Phillies and go to the World Series?

“I’ll be back,” he said.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 19, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss that guy.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 19, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

TERMINATOR BONDS

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by jctGamer on Oct 19, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your clothes.

Give them to me. NOW.

Timmy and Cainer2010 = Unit and Schilling 2001

by SnowLeopard on Oct 19, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He’s gonna be a porn star?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please replace Shawon Dunston with this man

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by jctGamer on Oct 19, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Barry takes his Mercedes back

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pleasepleaseplease.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Oct 19, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please let this happen please let this happen please let this happen

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg please make this happen. I promise I won’t ask for anything ever again.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first reaction of please let this happen.

But it’s also been pretty well ingrained in “sports common knowledge” that players who are really good at x are bad at coaching x.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The way that Bonds has talked about hitting before makes me think he might be a bit different. I don’t many baseball players understand hitting (all of it, the swing, discipline, timing, etc.) like Barry.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 19, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so, too, and I know about the incredible amount of knowledge and work that Barry brought to the plate every appearance.

But there is still the concern that frustration with coached players’ lack of dedication, work ethic, adherence to coach’s suggestions, and the possibility of arrogance/condescension from the coach will all come into play.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d think the first three would be kind of a thing with any coach, though. And as far as they go with Barry, you have guys taking hitting instruction from one of the greatest hitters to ever play the game of baseball. I think they’d listen pretty close.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re helping my initial reaction self in it’s fight against the secondary reaction self.

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by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s perfectly natural to be optimistic about anything involving this guy and baseball.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

!!!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those numbers are disgusting. 2004 he was a 12.2 WAR player. That’s about equivilant to Utley and Werth combined in 08.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 19, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be all for Bonds. Probably the best all-around hitter to ever play the modern game.

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

batting lead-off or clean up?

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont really think it matters where he hits- Bonds had speed, hit doubles, HRs, triples, took walks, worked counts, i mean he did everything.

best all around hitter of the modern era.

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made me LOL

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 19, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE HELPED FRANDSEN TOO… FOR A LITTLE BIT, OKAY?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

by baetown415 on Oct 19, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dustan Mohr had a .400 OBP the one year he played with Barry.

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by jponry on Oct 19, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE SHOULD HAVE LET IT FALL FOUL

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 19, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN STILL SEE IT WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Oct 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truly great players have a hard time coaching because it’s natural for them…Jordan/Bird/Magic

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's Barry Effing L. Bonds

This nonsense does not apply. Defies Science.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 19, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLLLEEAAASEE!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohplease

ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 19, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please let this happen.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 19, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would love to see him at first base coachin

to be or not to be in this magic inside thing.

by baybombers on Oct 19, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry had 4.5 more tools than Big Mac so he has more to impart

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 19, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck the haters. Bonds is the man.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

But . . .

. . . nothing whatever is going to happen with Bonds and any baseball connection till his lawyers get though letting the DoJ vampires beclown themselves. (I love that word; I was late finding it, but I love it.)

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Oct 20, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d.

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by Kitspool on Oct 19, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, Caining is a pretty bad Cain pun as well. whoops.

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You spelled words wrong. And had grammatical errors.

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by DrDC on Oct 19, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

clear grammar mistake: win and Cain in the same sentence/paragraph

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE SENTENCE “MATT CAIN, FUCKERS.”

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

but you forgot to capitalize

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, good point. /goes to fix that

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t fuck with Microsoft Word.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 19, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IF I—

Nah.

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word.

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 19, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your thesis is very solid.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you much.

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"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

you should see his mustache now!

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Oct 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

this game: rediculous
how this lineup
what is this i don’t even
GIANTS

let pablo buffet

by varsity shortcut on Oct 19, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Didn't realize this about Ross:
Obviously his postseason production is unexpected, but Ross hasn’t quite come out of nowhere. In five seasons as a regular he’s averaged 24 homers per 550 at-bats and his Isolated Power–which is slugging percentage minus batting average–of .203 during that span ranks right up there with some pretty big names like Vladimir Guerrero (.207), Brian McCann (.206), Troy Tulowitzki (.205), Torii Hunter (.202), Derrek Lee (.200), and Andre Ethier (.200).

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/10/19/matt-cain-shuts-down-phillies-as-giants-take-2-1-lead-in-nlcs/

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

HES THE FIRST TO THIS RODEO

let pablo buffet

by varsity shortcut on Oct 19, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but

Jose Guillen and ribeyez!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 19, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my.

Imagine the end if Guillen were on this roster from the beginning.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’d be watching the Phillies up 3-0 on Atlanta.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 19, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just talking out of my ass right now

but I bet this is because he gets platooned quite abit and sits against right handers sometimes. That makes the percentage share of his at bats vs left handers better than most full time players.

In other words, where as player A faces a lefty 20 out of 100 at bats, Ross faces a lefty 35 out of 100 at bats. (not an actual stat, just trying to illustrate what I am rambling about).

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by jctGamer on Oct 19, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

70.7% of plate appearancs against righties.

Don’t know what the “league average” is.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross ISO vs. RHP: .158

Ross ISO vs. LHP: .305

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 19, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLATOON HIM

Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.

by MadBum on Oct 19, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

.305 ISO in his career against lefties. .595 SLG. Wow.

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by DrDC on Oct 19, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tolbert said it pretty well.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Short version: Cain is a stud

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shorter Rob Neyer

“The Giants have outstanding pitching BUT LET’S TALK ABOUT HOW THE PHILLIES WILL BE THE TEAM EVERYONE PICKS NEXT SPRING.”

http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/5892/phillies-same-team-that-scored-plenty-all-season

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by Kitspool on Oct 19, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

That was an awful column

Phillies offense is good because they scored 22 runs in the postseason while the Giants are bad because they scored 19…(9 to 8 in the series)…

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Dumb ESPN columnist is dumb

Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.

by MadBum on Oct 19, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neyer is actually generally not bad (although he once called me an idiot via email, years ago). He’s even xanthan’s BFF!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 19, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

haters wanna hate

Brad Lidge: "No, I have not Just-For-Menned my beard at any point."

by DCOrangeBlack on Oct 19, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s stop playing the persecuted minority. He writes about lots of subjects, and gasp HE’S RIGHT.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 19, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, seriously

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 19, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really can’t be mad about getting slighted or negativity towards the Giants. I mean, we still get to watch our team play meaningful baseball. Normally at this time of the year, our hands are calloused from too much rosterbation.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 19, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just going to stare at this for a while.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Khalil Gibran said “beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror. But you are eternity and you are the mirror.” I think of this when I see this photo, with Cain’s sideline gaze at himself.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You quoted Khalil Gibran! And you made it Cain-relevant. Be still, my heart.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a shame you’re in Alabama. I’d snap you up in a minute.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s probably a more serious roadblock than the geography.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

My gay boyfriend moved back to Chicago. I need to sign a new one.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, then. I’ll submit a CV and then we’ll do a phone interview.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate that guy!

Seems to always hit big Hr’s against the Giants.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 19, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

everyone else saw him first!

I’m glad the playoffs are enough to distract the Baron from school, at least a bit!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He loos sad

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Baby-faced Assassin, Matt Cain"

quote from MLBnet host

/shakes head

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That be one hairy baby

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by ToddCommish on Oct 19, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

omg baron

this is AMAZING

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 19, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot take credit for this. It’s all xanthan.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does this mean he was right?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It means he wants you to READ HIS BLOG!

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 19, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

... gadzooks.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 19, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is totally my new facebook picture.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 19, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's already mine.

Well, at least the Cain half of it.

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by L-Nova on Oct 19, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY
that be one BIG hairy baby

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just can't do it...

I can’t believe the Giants can win this series…I can’t do it…I can’t do it…

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

I TUNED IN TO OUR PBS AFFILIATE TO WATCH THE SEASON PREMIERE OF NOVA AND INSTEAD IT’S A FREAKING GUBERNATORIAL DEBATE?! WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants won today

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

nuh-uh! liar!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The double-whammy of NOVA and Frontline was supposed to enhance my joy.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s the point in Alabama? It’s going republican anyways right…btw your governor has said some really strange/stupid things

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yours hasn’t. Thanks.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

KA-LI-FOUR-NYA!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah…but our is an actor…we expected it…

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, you don’t generally expect politicians to say stupid things? Because I think that’s some kind of prerequisite to running for office.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, you’re somehow trying to excuse one idiot politician for being an idiot while taking pot-shots at another idiot politician for being and idiot. The point is, they’re both idiots.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No…I was actually trying to make light of the situation…

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh . . . well then you failed. Badly. Better luck next time! :)

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON’T PAY ATTENTION TO POLITICS UNLESS THE PARTY I LIKE IS WINNING

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

I think we just discovered what makes TheLetter go all bondslegend on us. Interesting.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO WATCHING NOVA AND FRONTLINE AND NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

So, so many funny suggestions. How about write another story? Say, Posey/Wilson with a Matt Cain! cameo?

Also, I’ve never seen anyone get so angry about public broadcasting programing. This is fascinating.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I promise you’ll get your Posey/Wilson.

And look. When you’ve had the kind of day I’ve had and all you want to do is come home, watch the Giants win and watch your favorite PBS shows and that GETS TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU, one tends to get a little peeved.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I can’t blame you there. My feed cut out today and with 1 out in the 9th and I missed the double play/end of the game. And I won’t get home until 10 tonight so I’ll have missed all the post-game coverage and all I’ll have left is ESPN, which is ESPN so that’s not helpful.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about a slice from an upcoming chapter of HRaWS?

“Show me.”

“Aaron, I’ve shown you a hundred times.”

“Maybe the trick is one hundred and one.”

Pat gritted his teeth, then relaxed. “Fine. One more time.” He got into a batting stance and settled himself in. Rowand slid in behind him and molded his body to Burrell’s. His burly arms jostled Pat’s as he gripped the bat just above Burrell’s hands.

“Aaron, what the fuck are you doing?”

Pat could feel Rowand’s voice rumbling through his chest. “Figured it might help if I really got into the stance with you. Y’know, shadowing you.”

“Well, knock it off,” Burrell responded. “It’s kinda creepy.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

=0

ROWAND, YOU BASTARD!!!

That is Aubrey’s man! Hands. Off.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh.no.he.didn’t.

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 19, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG I HAD TO WATCH THE GAME RECORDED I COULDN'T CHECK MY PHONE OR ANYTHING!

HOLY CRAP CODY MOTHER FUCKING ROSS. IM SO EXCITED TO GO TO THE GAME TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 19, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

HI SAD!

I’m praying to every deity available that your namesake gets it done tomorrow!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNOW!

ILL BE THERE TO CHEER HIM ON!
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 19, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching ESPN analysis

Valentine: I don’t know how the Phillies and Yankees offense went? They’re great offenses?

Kruk: It’s the MO of the Phillies…they will not score in 80 games and will score 100 runs the next day

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Not, “oh hey guys the Giants pitching is pretty damn good.” Right? Right?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't be ridiculous

The narrative always lives on the East Coast.

Always.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I’m honestly not sure how facetious that was.)

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

No worries, I know where you’re coming from.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not the East Coast?

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our bias is better anyway :)

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The who? I’m pretty sure Eli Manning is not that great a pitcher.”

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I peed on Eric Karros

Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 19, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone needed to.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 19, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad they used up their 100 on Sunday.

by Natto on Oct 19, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Science.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turn on ESPN and this is the shit you deserve.

I mean, Billy Ripken’s an idiot, but MLB Network in general has such better analysis.

by Timorous Me on Oct 19, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was wierd

I didn’t feel as tortured as usual. My heart is having problems. My blood pressure didn’t go through the roof. I didn’t run through the streets screaming.

Man, I need my torture fix!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I really don’t…I wouldn’t mind doing this six more times this season

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 7th inning gave me my torture fix.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck yea! /crotch thrust in general direction of philly

anyone have video yet of that wilson “interview” after the game?

by NeifiPerezz on Oct 19, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish I could enjoy this win but I’m still too pissed off about that whole Giants not getting introductions thing.

by Chimneyfish on Oct 19, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

You are just out to get me tonight, aren’t you?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

We hurt the ones we love…

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 19, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally

He’s learning how to win.

Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 19, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were right!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND OMG BARRY LAMAR BONDS WAS AT THE GAME??!?!?!?!?!??!

THIS DESERVES A GREY BOX

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 19, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 19, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Glee, I was at work

by JonDowd on Oct 19, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GLEE FUCK

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 19, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson on CSN

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to go there! :o( don’t have CSN

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kindly request someone who knows what they're doing

If possible, to make a GIF of the first ~5 seconds of this video, where BLB is doing… I don’t even know http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=12859975

by Weltall on Oct 19, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

<3 Barry

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by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That whole clip is teh superawesome.

He’s so happy and childlike.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 19, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm kinda hoping for Halladay tomorrow...

Shitty-ass slopballers like Blanton always look like Cy Fucking Young against us.

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by ToddCommish on Oct 19, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree.

Plus we’d have to see Blanton eventually, as the top three can’t all go on short rest.

by poopinator on Oct 19, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 at home, 2 away if needed, and it just takes a split to go to the World Series.
 
It is at this moment that the Giants have exceeded my expectations for this season.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 19, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That’d be great.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna make sweet, tender love to Matt Cain.

Wayne Rooney is dead to me.
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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 19, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve always imagined he wouldn’t do it any other way.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would, too, if I was a chick. But I’d only go gay for Timmeh.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 19, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and all the Phillies fans at Game 1

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Buster Posey says hi.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rewatching the highlights of the game

Did McCarver really call Cody Ross…David Ross?

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

McCarver pun FAIL

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 19, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Philly Phan Comments to the game story on Philly. Com:

*Got to pitch HALLADAY NOW…..CAN NOT GO DOWN 3-1 WITH LINCECUM PITCHING THE FOLLOWING DAY….

*Does this look like a championship team to you? Looks like old, tired garbage to me.

*I mean come on do all of our pitchers have to pitch shutouts every single game?
Where is the offense? Where is the heart? where is the grind it out at bats?
Today was a pathetic effort.

*Giants starters have out-pitched the Phillies starters, and their hitters have taken advantage of their few opportunities. Not much at all from most of the Phillies line-up at the plate.

by opguy on Oct 19, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

By contrast, I’m sure SFGate comments are conspicuously well-reasoned and classy.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 19, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like ours!

FUCK YOU DICKTORINO

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 19, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to admit that it is amusing and even whimsically heartwarming to see the giants hitters being described as having taken advantage of their few opportunities…

Not something we have seen written by anyone very often this crazy season.

by opguy on Oct 19, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice to win, but I have a big complaint

What’s with scoring three runs when one would have been enough. Matt would have been cool with one run, and those two extra runs may be needed tomorrow.

by Lefty-is-crafty on Oct 19, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BWeezy on my TV!

yummy! ;o)

(just a replay of Yallof interview from earlier)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope he never leaves us

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT GAME - HOW THE FUCK CAN FOX KEEP MISSING 1/3 OF A BATTER'S APPEARANCE

for bullshit fluff and commercials. TIME TO REBEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Bar None on Oct 19, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

but how else will you find out about their crappy primetime sitcoms?

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still wondering how Burrell was out......

/sigh – Verducci makes Amy G. stuff look good.

by Bar None on Oct 19, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy G. . . .

. . . makes Amy G. look good. Tom Verducci makes Bonzo the Chimp look good.

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by owlcroft on Oct 20, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

How dare they be a business!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you’re just trolling at this point.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 19, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. Different opinion = trolling.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it’s your strawman argument that equates wanting a major network to be able to schedule their commercial breaks competantly with a complete rejection of capitalism that’s trolling.

On the other hand, it’s possible that you’re just really dense. Whatever.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 19, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

All any television program is is filler to connect the commercials. That’s it. Especially when it isn’t journalism (although clearly it’s partly the same with journalism as well). There’s no higher integrity. The commercials are the first priority.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yes and no: saying it’s “just” filler misses the point that the program is an enticement to get people to watch the commercials. It’s in the network’s interest to provide entertaining and well-produced programming to keep the viewers from, say, turning off their televisions and switching to the radio broadcast, which is what I myself did about two-thirds of the way through game (not because they missed pitches, but because Buck and McCarver are insufferable).

In any case, had you actually SAID anything like that, I wouldn’t have called you a troll. But you didn’t. Instead, you did what you do with seemingly the majority of your comments here: you posted a sarcastic one-liner with no apparent purpose other than to mock the person you’re replying to and generate a negative response (which I, being a dumbass who’s trying very hard to avoid writing a paper, provided you with). Which is, you know, trolling.

You’re not the only person who ever does this – lord knows I have – but it seems to be practically the only thing you ever DO here.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 19, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re one liners because I’m lazy. I honestly believe the points I make, and therefore when Is ee something I believe is wrong, I’m going to mention it (as anyone does when they think something is wrong). I honestly feel like it’s a business’s complete right to squeeze as much commercial money out of a broadcast as possible. I honestly feel like saying the media members are idiots for thinking the Phillies might dominate the series is wrong. I guarantee you it’s not trolling.

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re so middle-of-the-road on everything, why be a wet blanket? FUCK Fox, and FUCK their broadcasts, and commentators, and FUCK the Phillies, and business’s right to do business an’ all that other shit that you agree with because fuck you!

by M@X$O on Oct 19, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, there are like three twists and turns in this post that make me not know what’s going on.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spoiler alert:

There’s some fucking involved.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 19, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good… therefore, you don’t have a douchebaggy opinion to share with all of us.

by M@X$O on Oct 19, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Along with being contrarian upthread for no particular reason,

now you’re disagreeing with a baseball fan who is objecting to being prevented from watching baseball. At some point, it comes across as just being disagreeable for the sake of it.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So…
We REALLY have to wait almost 24 hours for the next game?

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah. It’s like a good night at the poker table; you’re jumping out of your skin waiting for the next hand to be dealt.
 
A/K/A Torture

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 19, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but, we get to revel in a WIN during those non-baseball hours!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know…I just see it as more hours before torture…

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s okay, you can pet the WIN, it doesn’t bite
same can’t be said for tomorrow’s game chained up to the broke down car in the back yard

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m scared…I’m scared…

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

just don’t look directly into it’s eyes and make sure you have some Beggin Strips to give it

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

When is Saturday gonna get here.

This wait is driving me craaaaaaazy.

/last week’d

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I vote for a time zone change

by Bar None on Oct 19, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

GST. Giants Standard Time.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 19, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, this is a great concept!

by Bar None on Oct 19, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post Season Record

6 straight game tying or go ahead RBI hits for Cody Ross

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by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit. this is chalked full of awesomeness

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 19, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

that would sound like a totally made up stat if it was held by a non-Giant!

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

replay. Call it a double

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone watching the ALCS?

How can they not review this HR?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Why not at least look at it?

Isn’t that why they have replay?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's my understanding

This is unbelievable. With how bad the umpiring has been, you’d think they’d love the opportunity to review something and finally get a call right.

by marcello on Oct 19, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point

I’d be in favor of just executing the umps.

by marcello on Oct 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously...

look at the difference between game 3 and the other two games when the home plate umpire actually calls a good game…

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously… his glove got pushed down, and one guy even held it down while he was coming back down

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You apparently haven't seen the latest population figures

as they relate to television ratings.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 19, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maier!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

All things considered . . .

. . . including the exact wording of the Rule, a careful review would almost certainly have upheld the HR call, especially because an overturn requires “clear and convincing” counter-evidence. But to not even review it was superlatively horseshit. (And oh, the irony, when the very next batter’s “HR” requires a replay and overturn.)

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by owlcroft on Oct 20, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s the FUCKING ALCS. you have to review plays like that.

im seriously starting to think that umps favor certain teams at times

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best guess lineup...

SS Rent
2B Mole
1B Huff
C Posey
LF Burrell
RF Ross
3B Panda
CF Rownads
P MadBum

And I wouldn’t even be upset if MadBum batted eighth

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 19, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

this

is so painful, but……..

by Bar None on Oct 19, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

Torres to start…maybe Panda

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling Torres will be back against the righty.

by Natto on Oct 19, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Torres starts tomorrow.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the game today...

that was the most fun that I’ve had in a long, long time.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Oct 19, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally found what my first tattoo will be!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant already called it in the game 1 post game thread

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 19, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice 1

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Oct 19, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check this out!

http://espn.go.com/mlb/statistics

The Giants are leaders in 5 out of the six categories. If McCann didn’t have inflated .429 BA Cody Ross would be in first place in BA also.

by waffles on Oct 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Two terrible calls

And this park is absolute dogshit.

by marcello on Oct 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

it will be overturned

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will laugh so hard if this stays a homerun.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

they have to take this one back. that is even more obvious

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fans in NY are complete assholes

That guy wasn’t even trying to catch the ball, he was trying to grab the fielder’s glove

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by ToddCommish on Oct 19, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a douche

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck yankees fans. worst fans in the game

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

worse than dodger fans, imo

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankee fans are worse...

they’re cocky and annoying…Dodger fans are just annoying

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right in the toilet with Mets fans. And the bad half of Cubbie fandom.

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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 19, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Pink Hat Red Sox Nation.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully the Rangers score 10 times so this doesn’t matter

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 19, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

Visionary

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 19, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Learn how to properly wear a ballcap, meat.

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

i have never wanted to punch anyone in the cock so much in my life

he hits like every single point on the douchebag meter

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

More
Ian Begley: So Jared from Middle Village Queens is the new Jeffrey Maier. I went out to the right field stands to talk to Jared. Initially, he didn’t want to talk to reporters. But after we assured him that he wouldn’t get kicked out of the stadium, Jared told us that he didn’t touch the ball before it cleared the wall and he didn’t touch Nelson Cruz’s glove. “It was a home run,” he said.

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jared is just the douche who caught it and acted like a joke. the fans around him are the ones who were grabbing the RFers glove preventing the catch

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRX01uclaRM

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Oct 19, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s grounds enough for me. it’s one thing to get caught up in the moment and reach for the ball.

it’s a whole other thing to grab the guys glove and hold it down. how the fuck do the umps not see that part?

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

And how is that not reviewed?

Aren’t reviews permitted for HR calls?

by NHL84 on Oct 19, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bud Selig

/looks at team who “hit” homer…/looks away…

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's my understanding,

and i could be completely wrong here, but isn’t that EXACTLY what instant replay was put in place for?

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and since there is, already, an overwhelming sense of Yankee favoritism wouldn’t you try to negate that by reviewing those questionable calls?

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW
@JPosnanski Joe Posnanski
Ump was right. Rulebook: No interference shall be allowed when fielder reaches over a fence … to catch a ball. He does so at his own risk.

I agree that it’s probably the right call, but it still seems like something you’d want to look at.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

but how does the ump know that the fan didnt reach over the rail and the fielder wasn’t “in the stands”?

it warrants a review, at least.

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's fine.

But he never reached over the fence. He reached above the fence, at which point the fatass in the hoody reached over the fence to push his glove down.

by NHL84 on Oct 19, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

But apparently the ump’s ruling on whether or not the glove cleared the wall is non-reviewable.

Which is stupid.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

so whether replay is used is up to the judgement call of an ump? doesn’t that kinda negate the purpose of having replay?

there should be an “official review” of HRs, like football does with some plays. that way an ump can’t say “we dont want to review it”

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the glove is in the stands, I’d do the same thing. It’s only interference in the field of play.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

UMPIRES...

they don’t want to be under scrutiny? THEN USE THE LIMITED REPLAY THAT IS AVAILABLE TO YOU TO MAKE THE CORRECT FUCKING CALL!!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

Cole Hamels talking about the pitch Ross hit into left field, “Most guys take that pitch or most guys hit it to third base”.

Lots of most guys.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 19, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody Ross ain’t havin’ it

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 19, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross isn't most guys

he’s a rodeo clown

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

Nova and Frontline will air in their entirety after the gubernatorial debate, starting at 8:00 CDT.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome...

What are the issues? Love Frontline…

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s going to be a good one for sure. From PBS’ website:

“Did Texas execute an innocent man? Several controversial death penalty cases are currently under examination in Texas and in other states, but it’s the 2004 execution of Cameron Todd Willingham — convicted for the arson deaths of his three young children — that’s now at the center of the national debate. With unique access to those closest to the case, FRONTLINE examines the Willingham conviction in light of new science that raises doubts about whether the fire at the center of the case was really arson at all.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a fantastic article on that in the New Yorker a while back.

(Warning: it’s really fucking long.)

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice...

funny thing about “evidence”: Eyewitness testimony is the least reliable type…

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Everyone wanted a witness in the OJ case, but the DNA and circumstantial evidence was better than that in probably 90% of the death row cases in this country.

by nofreetime on Oct 19, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such a funny word… goober-natorial

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I can relax.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Money HBP there

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

“Ow my back fat!!!!”

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry Javier Lopez

I was so so so wrong about you.

Also, good job Bochy. That is one of the few times you use a LOOGY against a righty, well played.

by marcello on Oct 19, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Lopez has been very valuable and I’m glad Bochy didn’t overmanage, which was made earlier with a 3-run lead.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got home from the yard

YYYEEEESSSSSS!!!

I love Matt Cain.

That was awesome.

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by j14 on Oct 19, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t wait to hear how the game was ruined for Grant.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

newspaper left on front door

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Yahoo!

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by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, dear.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

EGON!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 19, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain looking like Jack Nance is okay with me

<3 Jack Nance

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Oct 19, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't know if this is chasm but

Richard Durrett (ESPN Dallas): That’s right, Jeff. Molina has been particularly good. He’s called nice games and added offense.

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Cliff Lee would be completely lost without Bengie!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss good ol’ Jeff

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops!

lol me
read that as That’s right. Jeff Molina has been particularly good.

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot better than

Bengie Molina…

Molina family > Hairston family

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone really has to stop feeding them after midnight

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a fun game.

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 19, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, they did?!?

Jeez, how about a SPOILER warning next time?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it, A-rod.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 19, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

i started laughing uncontrollaby. A-Rod had his just like “who cares” look on his face

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rangers channeling their inner Padres

JimCaple: Such a rally. Walk, WP, HBP, sac, infield sing;e, two runs

by calbearjd on Oct 19, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

well, MLBnet is on a loop now

guess I’ll flip to ALCS game so I can be truly unproductive today

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain's playoff so far: 13.2 innings with 0.00 ERA.

Any other starters still have a 0.00 ERA in the playoffs?

by paull80 on Oct 19, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

He gave up a few runs in the ALDS

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gave up a run

I just looked, it was his 1st game

by paull80 on Oct 19, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOVA time

Later, twerps.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

toodles!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feels good to finally get back onto this site after a while

between school work, and a trip to Chicago and Wrigleyville for fall break, life’s been good away from MCC

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 19, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah my studies are suffering a little but fuck it GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAANTTSSSSSSSSS

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by zodiac_chiller on Oct 19, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

mine arent at all, got a 91% on my mid-term for a 400 level class… just a ton of papers, fuck it, not that hard at all

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 19, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, uh

I went out to walk the dog after the two Yankees home runs. Somehow Cano’s home run wasn’t reviewed, but Berkman’s was overturned? What happened? Was Berkman’s foul or something?

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by jcb9 on Oct 19, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Berkman's was foul by inches.

Cano’s was good even though some fatass pushed down Cruz’s glove.

by NHL84 on Oct 19, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeffrey Maier’s uncle, it seems.

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by jcb9 on Oct 19, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Berkman's was foul.

As for Cano’s, uh…………yeah.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cano’s was BS because that guy held his glove down.

and that stupid fan mocking the RFer is grounds for extermination of his kind

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry for the animated pic in the postgame thread

But I can’t resist:

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That man has never scored.

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by jcb9 on Oct 19, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe in his dreams

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 19, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, not even there

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

truly classless... nice style with the hat, dickhead

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 19, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a New Yorker…

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Yorkers are arrogant...

Cincinnatians are… well…. i dunno

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 19, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still living in the 1940’s

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha!!! this is very true, still pretty cool

Chicagoans aren’t too bad, some a little full of themselves, but not bad

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 19, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cubs fans are insufferable. Try taking the Red Line L through the North Side after a Cubs game. Ugh.

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by jcb9 on Oct 19, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I don’t know, we’ve had some pretty rough experiences with Giants fans on Cal Train after games.

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never had issues on BART, but that’s not even really the point – it’s not that they’re “rough.” It’s that they pour out of the ballpark and turn the entire Lakeview neighborhood (the real name of “Wrigleyville,” a name made up by real estate agents) and the Red Line into the world’s biggest open air frat house.

Plus, they sell all sorts of racist and homophobic bullshit in front of the park like this:

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by jcb9 on Oct 19, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

that shirt, by the way, is a “tribute” to Kosuke Fukudome. Who hates it and is offended by it, incidentally.

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by jcb9 on Oct 19, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throwing empty beer bottles across the train, cursing LOUDLY, being rude to conductors, and trampling young children isn’t something I like to associate with Giants fans.

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

that definitely sucks!

And that’s crazy – like I said, I’ve never seen the like on BART. Or Muni, for that matter. Well, once after leaving the park a kid threw a firecracker on Muni Metro, but he didn’t even get on the train at the park or anything.

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by jcb9 on Oct 19, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i took the Red Line L to Wrigleyville just this last weekend

it was pretty awesome…. dirty, but meh… but i can’t imagine that. Plus i parked my car there the next night, right behind the Left Field stands, on a saturday night

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 19, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

like Oprah

hate that chick!!!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s probably from New Jersey

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d probably pee his pants to actually step out of Yankee Stadium and into The Bronx.

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by jcb9 on Oct 19, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

that wouldn't surprise me one bit, got a frat brother who wears the hat

the same way, a Yankee fan, and is from New Jersey, total meathead

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 19, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

knowing fratboys myself, nothing surprises me anymore. ceases to amaze me how entitled most of them think they are

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm entitled? i just think it's the fact he's a total meathead

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 19, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

“how entitled MOST of them think they are”.

if i was calling you out, I would have called you out, lol :)

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, pretty much how i think of Beta Theta Pi here at school, all of em walk around wearing Polos, lacoste, american eagle, EVERY DAY

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 19, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah… like that.

i would imagine you as an animal house type frat boy, because ive never met you so you get the benefit of the doubt.

but if i find out you’re a collar-flipper…. !!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m like John Belushi dude, i just go out hard everytime i can

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 19, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can respect a guy with a good sense of how to party

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

but at the same time, respect the people around me

at all times, if you’re not having fun, there’s a problem, and i want ya to have fun at a party

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 19, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.

respect reigns supreme in life. good to know you get that too- i meet alot of people who don’t understand the currency of respect, and that’s just stupid.

you want me to have fun at the party? WHERE’S MY PLANE TICKET!?!?! Is it a toga party?

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it’s sad really… i mean, i’m not having fun if nobody else is, that’s where like, if you’re not into the party scene, or you don’t like drinking, talk, just talk and have fun and listen to what others are talkin about, nobody thinks less of you that you dont drink. haha, we have toga parties, the next party is the Halloween party where we dress up…

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 19, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, it’s even douchier than the still

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

he should be sterilized immediately

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree

no need for more idiots running around the globe

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

one Yankee$ fan at a time, put it in their beer, then we move on to lolDodgers fans, we’ll sterilize the beach balls

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think it should go

yankees fans
boston
cubs
dodgers

missing anyone?

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

I hope they show video of these jackasses weeping when the Rangers win their second in a row in the Bronx.

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by jcb9 on Oct 19, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

baddabing baddaboom

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by zodiac_chiller on Oct 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAI EVERYBADY

I got on the wrong train from the ballpark but we ended up stopped at the Brannan station light right next to Timmy in his Range Rover! We danced around the train like the proverbial asylum monkeys. He nodded and waved.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 19, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

epic! Proverbial Asylum Monkeys FTW!

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BF4EVER

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by zodiac_chiller on Oct 19, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

transference of mojo? /drools

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat will be angry. It’ll be another one of those long, cold nights in the Huff household

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

I’d expect a couple dingerz from Pat tomorrow so he can get that hand back on his ass again.

by Timorous Me on Oct 19, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

extra motivation is extra

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Passing of the torch?

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by zodiac_chiller on Oct 19, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

passing of the facial hair
Huff’s magic follicle touch transferred the mythical power of the beard to Ross

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could say that.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 19, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE'S PAT BURRELL, I THOUGHT HE WAS HUFFS BEST FRIEND

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 19, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAIT A COTTON-PICKING MINUTE

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know what to say. Pat and Aubrey better fix their problems in a hurry. I won’t stand for it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

couples counseling as mandated by FO

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by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend’s reaction to the photo: “CLEARLY THIS IS HUFF GETTING BACK AT BURRELL FOR BEING AROUND ROWAND”

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey, don’t play that game. It leads only to more pain.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCANDALOUS

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 19, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

so sweet! :)

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
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by GiantsBabe on Oct 19, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

DRAMA BOMB!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOO!

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by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

And if you’re around Mills, you should come out to Mills Hall for Hiromi Ito’s reading there tonight at 7.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I weren’t sick, I would’ve considered going.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reading is homework for me.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I wonder if Grant’s encountered a spoiler yet…

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I spoilered myself.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That actually doesn’t make sense. I watched the whole game and loved/hated it.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I smelled something, go take a shower!

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll just jump in the pool.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Bochy: world's most obese blind squirrel

It’s absolutely ridiculous how those lineup changes worked out for him. Granted, a lot of it was because hot/cold play forced his hand, but still. Amazing.

by apistat on Oct 19, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Your hand is never forced to play Aaron Rowand and two severely injured players in the lineup on the same day.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is crazy how well every button he has pushed lately seems to work. maybe leveling out from earlier in the year? (PR for posey in COL counts 10x for the stupid)

except for game 2 in PHI, when he did absolutely everything wrong.

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s amazing that the team scoring 3 total runs is Bruce Bochy pushing all the right buttons. I’d hate for him to push the wrong ones.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing. Granted, Hamels is a very good pitcher and it’s all we needed, but it wasn’t this great show of dominance. Unless you’re talking about Cain.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every button he pushed works? Like yesterday, when he walked two guys intentionally to load the bases, and then brought in a pitcher with control problems? Who started the at bat with 2 straight balls, and then, when he came in, gave up a triple that almost could have been a grand slam? Like that?

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by jcb9 on Oct 19, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAAAAAAAAGE

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by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, if it worked! Then the buttons, they would’ve been pushed correctly!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He pushed the right buttons, but he didn’t push them hard enough.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you noticed, i said “except for game 2 in PHI”.

he did everything wrong on sunday

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got home from the game

WOW

A post-season game was everything I thought it would be and more. Extreme energy, noise, every fan into every pitch, everyone loving everyone….just pure beauty.

I LOVED sitting in the bleachers! A completely crazy bunch of insane Giants fans—I have so much to tell everyone!

There were so many memorable moments: one was when the centerfield bleachers started yelling, “What’s wrong with Karros?” "HE’S A BUM!’ because the Fox studio was set up just behind us over the Build-A-Bear place and Karros stood up and acknowledged everyone. Also, the chants of “CODY!” and “CODY! MVP!” that I screamed most of the day, lol.

Let me just say that the Giants fans are THE BEST in all of baseball.

I have lots of pictures and more stories to share..hopefully later or tomorrow.

GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, one more thing, the anthem, huge flag rolled out and the flyover was epically majestic and emotional. I teared up just I knew I would.

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 19, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

oh you :)

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 19, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who was playing again?

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

But how did you feel about Zooey Deschanel?

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by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

So CUTE!!!!!! SHE IS AWESOME

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 19, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

is she in a band? good voice

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s part of a duo called She & Him.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

She & Him

With M. Ward.

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by jcb9 on Oct 19, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHE IS IN A BAND CALLED SHE & HIM THAT IS A TWO-PERSON BAND AND M. WARD IS THE OTHER MEMBER.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s the lead singer of Megadeth.

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by groug on Oct 19, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would have been awesome to see the flowing locks of orange hair out there.

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT ABOUT HER HUSBAND BEN?!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually would like to know how Ben Gibbard did in his rendition of the Star Spangled Banner

/Death Cab for Cutie fan

by nataku on Oct 19, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was pretty good

Started slowly, but he hit a stride, I thought.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Oct 19, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was surprisingly depressing.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would it be possible

to make it a standard thing for the rest of the playoffs to have Zooey singing God Bless America?

I already was falling in love, then there came her music career. Now, it knows no bounds.

by Timorous Me on Oct 19, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

she did a surprisingly good job

not like the death cab for cutie guy that stumbled over the anthem.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was probably the only rendition of GBA that I’ve actually liked.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 19, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point

I like any that are not Kate Smith.

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Oct 20, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just looking over the box score, again. It sure felt like Cain had more than 3 BB’s.

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Just include the hit batsmen in that number.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was pumped wasn’t he?

to be or not to be in this magic inside thing.

by baybombers on Oct 19, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “the FUCK haters”

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Man, I hate those guys.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re a fuck hater hater?

If someone didn’t like people like you, that person would say “Fuck fuck hater haters.”

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by groug on Oct 19, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry but I had to login just to let you know that this is possibly one of the funniest comments of all time… I couldn’t stop laughing

by M@X$O on Oct 19, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He stole the idea from the Angels.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The man

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was pumped to see him there. He wasn’t there in the NLDS, seemed like maybe the team didn’t want him there (I don’t see any reason he wouldn’t have been there, otherwise)

I hope to see him as a batting coach in the future with the club.

The fuckin’ MAN!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT WIN EVERYBODY!

I really have to excuse myself for a bit, I have got to get somethings done today…er…tonight!
If I don’t make it back later for a post-post game thread, have a fabulous fabulous night you wonderful people you!
See you again tomorrow for more fun! :oD

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait...

Vanilla Ice is a contractor? He renovates homes?

Huh.

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by thehavenot on Oct 19, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s Ty Wigginton?

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by jcb9 on Oct 19, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why I don’t like that guy.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s too damn happy. As I Giants’ fan I can’t handle that.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Damn, 1,200 comments.

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by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

i had nothing to do with it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 19, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one made me chuckle.

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that was a nice play by Andrus

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Charlie Manual is one funny dude
Philled_In David Hale

Charlie on Utley’s non-error: “He couldn’t have definitely probably couldn’t have come in more.” Makes sense to me.

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by GiantPain on Oct 19, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

glad he cleared that up, because “maybe not but not could have maybe shoulda not stayed back on the ball” didn’t make a whole lot of sense.

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

On Charlie Manual

I know I would hate him if he was the Giants manager, but from my vantage point I can say I do enjoy his folksiness.

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by GiantPain on Oct 19, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I heard this and didn’t know wtf he was trying to say

by M@X$O on Oct 19, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy…did ya’all see the broken bat / broken camera in the Wankee game?

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Tyler Colvin says “what’s up with that?”

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

And it actually wasn’t a maple bat.

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by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y U TRAYED HIM, GINATZ BRAS!!!!!!!!!!11!!

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by groug on Oct 19, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

should we put him out? i guess it would be wrong to let him burn

seriously though, I’d rather have Buster. Something smells so good about that kid

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So…um….looking at the Fangraphs thingey for the game…he’s leading off? What!?

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by jcb9 on Oct 19, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Money Molina

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by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just for fun:

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Oct 19, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I do believe that the proper technique is to fuck in, but who knows what the kids are doing these days.

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was gonna make a joke just like that, but it seemed really cheesy.

I was right ;)

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY!

I like cheese.

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too!!!

sharp cheddar, please

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol. I need to catch up on the second season

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by operation carrot on Oct 19, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to find a better game for the Giants

They played it the way that got them this far. Kruk and Kuip called a torture-free 3-0 win a laugher. The season has been tough, but the games since Ugh-ust have been awesome. Go Giants!

by D-T on Oct 19, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t call it a laugher but yes, I am happy that Agon-ust is over…

by M@X$O on Oct 19, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

in giants world, 3-0 is a laugher. whens the last time they won by 3, not to mention 3-0?

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone post the Matt Cain Death Star picture, please? I haven’t seen it yet today.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 19, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn't AL baseball awesome?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

It sure is slow

It could use a dose of Renteria, Sandoval, and Uribe.

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by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sarcastically referring to their speed or unsarcastically referring to their hackery?

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing the latter

by M@X$O on Oct 19, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

they cheat the game!

The yanks really cheat. They use tons of money to buy tons of players then buy fans to push opposing team’s gloves from catching a flyball.

by waffles on Oct 19, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insert Cheno comment about captalism

by M@X$O on Oct 19, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking this… long boring game is long and boring. Maybe because I don’t really know or care about any of the players, teams or announcers.

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Ernie Johnson the TNT basketball guy or something like that?

by M@X$O on Oct 19, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I care even less about basketball than I do AL baseball…so I couldn’t tell ya. I guess I could make something up, or do some research or something but… meh.

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont understand how AL fans tolerate it. I mean seriously. The dh is horrible. it takes all the strategy out of the game. If the giants were ended I’m pretty sure I would become some random NL team fan rather than an A’s fan just cuz i dont like AL baseball

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by operation carrot on Oct 19, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The counter argument is nobody wants to see the pitcher bat.

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the counter-counter argument is that pitchers batting lead to some of the awesomest situations ever. Like Jonathan Sanchez roping a triple to right-center in the final game of the season.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 19, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

then why not have a designated catcher too? or designated defensive players. None of it makes sense to me. If youre on the field as one of the 9 you need to hit for yourself.

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by operation carrot on Oct 19, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like it at all

What if the pitcher was a very good hitter? You actually get penalized in this case instead of it being an advantage. To me, if you are going to have a DH rule you should be allowed to DH for any one position player.

Stupid DH rule.

by nofreetime on Oct 19, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is also . . .

. . . the interest generated by the moves the manager needs to consider in the NL. Often, the weaker the pitchers as batters, the more interesting the game.

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by owlcroft on Oct 20, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

If there was Karmic Justice

Hamilton would’ve hit a monster HR right there after the Yankees fan interfered with the Yankees player preventing him from getting that foul ball. Unfortunately, that wasn’t the case.

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by thirteen on Oct 19, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

it would have been reviewed, and decided that Tex didn’t deserve the HR because, hey, Yankees.

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRANT IS BACK BITCHES
mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles

Breaking news: Giants win Game Three of NLCS! More updates as events warrant.

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by GiantPain on Oct 19, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

wonder if he’ll post a more current game day thread

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by operation carrot on Oct 19, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

God Bless America?

anyone else notice the banner below the flag during the singing of god bless america.
They had an ad for the bart cop Mehersle but it didn’t show for long!

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Oct 19, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah we saw that. “Do your homework Faux!” Why would you show something without understanding wth you were showing?

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL really? They thought the flag they were focusing on was the ballpark flag and not the flag on the Mehserle yacht?

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by shanghaijim on Oct 19, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was an awesome game to go to

Yes We Cain!

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by DrStankus on Oct 19, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Midnight replay….. at midnight

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain prowess

The Philly with the highest WPA according to Fangraphs…the mighty Ross Gload.

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by humm baby on Oct 19, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like C.J. Wilson will have to win tomorrow.

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, to get to Lee, Wilson or what’s-his-face needs to win, and I have more faith in Wilson than what’s-his-face.

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colby Lewis? :)

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 19, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the one!

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used him as a reliever. It was awesome.

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooh somebody pulled a muscle.

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

btw, while I’m thinking of it, did anyone else notice the top of the view reserve section that wraps around the left field foul pole was bright green through the cameras in some shots?

it looked like they greenscreened over the fans, but i wouldn’t know why… anyone else see that?

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah dunno why either

by TBRMKane on Oct 19, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC

that is for extra press

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by DrStankus on Oct 19, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

what do you mean press, like ad space? over the fans?

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

it was a press section. lots of people with laptops.

by Snof on Oct 19, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok, makes sense. they why would they greenscreen it?

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not greenscreened. They just build in tables around the seats and painted it green.

by Snof on Oct 19, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, ok gotcha.

odd choice of neon-green paint, if i must say.

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC

they did the same thing in 2002

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by DrStankus on Oct 19, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except it was in the left-field bleachers IIRC, which is where Santiago’s home run went.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 19, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so you can photoshop in hilarious bodies under their heads.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

not needed for Ray Ratto

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by DrStankus on Oct 19, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He supplies his own hilarity.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

fanshot…

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain adds “Phillie children” to the list of children he will not save.

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by jponry on Oct 19, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Yo yo yo Imma let you finish this thread,

But Kanye West has just done the stupidest shit of al time.

All time.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

A chance for Big Money to clutch it up.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Call!

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by drdata24 on Oct 19, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLBENGIE!!!!!!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD BENGIE!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 19, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG MONEY STRIKES AGAIN

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie Molina has struck again!

I’m used to hearing those words in a negative context.

by nofreetime on Oct 19, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE!!!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

B-Money returns for a brief cameo for the Rangers

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by thehavenot on Oct 19, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY MONEY

My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 19, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLLOL

by snafu on Oct 19, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY DID WE EVER LET GO OF BENGIE?

HE IS CLEARLY BETTER THAN THAT GUY BUSTER POSEY

by BeatLA55 on Oct 19, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina vs. Posey in the near future

by TBRMKane on Oct 19, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sshhhhhhh

You can secretly think that but not say or write it

by nofreetime on Oct 19, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t worry, i got it covered with the daily anti-jinx ritual

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always think this (minus the Posey part) for a split second, then I remember how terrible he was playing when we got rid of him. We were happy when Whiteside started.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IBB

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 19, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Your turn, Posey! Show him up.

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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow!

Where can we get a great hitting catcher like that Bengie Molina fellow? He’s awesome!

by Snof on Oct 19, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

doesn’t know how to win

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by zodiac_chiller on Oct 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Money

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by O R They? on Oct 19, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Sshhhhh

You can secretly think that but not write it or say it out loud :)

by nofreetime on Oct 19, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

My god.

I had to come to MCC to get the reaction to this stunning turn of events. What do you think the Tater Trot Tracker has Molina’s time at?

by Your mother on Oct 19, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m watching some espn America stream of the game with Rick Sutcliffe and he is absolutely beside himself right now it’s hilarious.

Everything indicated they were going to bring in Joba. Then they IBB to set up Molina for Joba. Then somehow Burnett stays in and LOLBENGIE

by snafu on Oct 19, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah crap now they are talking about how he hit that HR because of his world series experience. God dammit.

by snafu on Oct 19, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for Bengie

I never wished ill will for him. He is very thin-skinned which is surprising for a professional athlete of his tenure, but he was a good Giant. He mostly irked me for his desire to start more than he should have for his weight and age. He’s getting more rest with Texas and the playoff days off. I believe that is why he is doing better. I always thought he’s always been a good hitter when he was well rested.

by nofreetime on Oct 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well put.

You were a Good Giant in some Bad Years to be such.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

personally, I didn’t like how a week or two ago he goes out of his way to say “i taught buster most of what he knows” or something along those lines

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t say that.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. I thought he took a lot of unfair crap around here because people were predisposed to hating him because his performance declined so much.

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by norcalnick on Oct 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t forget we also started hating him because he complained so much about Buster taking over his role.

That, and the fact that be was blocking Buster

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is untrue.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

screw him

Among other things, two different times, two different pitchers found themselves struggling and had decent success with the backup catcher in the lineup. In BOTH situations, Molina went out of his way to grouse and complain about “there’s no designated catcher here”.

Others will have other stories, but those are the ones that chafed me. And the being a crappy catcher. But that’s Texas’ problem now, and he was (lol) an upgrade for them.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie Molina

whoa. Not to look ahead… but to look ahead some.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 19, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

It's like they say

When Bengie Molina hits a three run homer against you, well, Bengie Molina hit a three run homer against you.

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by GiantPain on Oct 19, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift A

I would have Cody Ross’ babies. That’s right. Babies as in plural.

Note: I am a man. I would do whatever I have to.

by Cheeeese! on Oct 19, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

/grows a vagina out of your taint

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your name is strangely appropriate

by Snof on Oct 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing strange about it

actually, my brother is the ob/gyn

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by DrStankus on Oct 19, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

BIG MONEY HR + AJ BURNETT REACTION = GOLD

by Weltall on Oct 19, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

you think burnett is better than zito?

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by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not better than Zito, but it’s close enough that the difference in money would make it worthwhile.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 19, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol bengie. awesome.

btw is it just me or does he look even bigger than when he left? must be that texas cookin’.

FREE BUSTER

by TimLincecumIsGod on Oct 19, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

America didn't need to see

The super slo-mo shot of Bengie pounding his man-boobs.

by Your mother on Oct 19, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

he batted .240 over there

let’s not get crazy.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Oct 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL booing Yankees fans. I almost want them to win a game or two more, just to drag out the inevitable. They so obviously Ain’t Got It.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LMAO

A-Rod’s head dropping immediately as soon as the ball left the bat

by Weltall on Oct 19, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL what a loser

This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.

by killblue on Oct 19, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

his reaction made me LOL IRL

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 19, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 19, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

were you at the game throwing out t-shirts?

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 19, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude I saw you

did you have the Heimy jersey?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 19, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did have the Heimy jersey.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 19, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT SAYS ‘HEIMY’ BUT NOT ‘25’

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

We leave the 25 off the jersey for BONDS

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 19, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really was. I was surprised he was so excited

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 19, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw the highlights on MLB Tonight

Anybody have a link to the full pregame ceremonies? Does one exist?

by Cheeeese! on Oct 19, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

good to see Barry still working out.

JUMPING JACKS FOR BARRY!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the only way I thought it was you.

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 19, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw a flash of your shirt on the jumbotron there.

I’m nearly convinced you are not a gal.

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 19, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The semi-beard might be throwing you off

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 19, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t believe Heimy exists. I’ve never seen him at a game.

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m real!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 19, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

….says the invisible pink unicorn.

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can attest to this. I saw him crush Goofus’ dreams in person.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha yes. I really did.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 19, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see him every time now that I know who he is.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 19, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ditto

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw him at the clincher against San Diego.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

merope

He’s on screen ALL the time. Seriously.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Oct 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. That guy who’s on the screen all the time? That’s him.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol burnett

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 19, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I am so pissed off

Had to miss the Giants game because I was in lab all afternoon.

Tuned in to the Yankee game just in time to get shafted by Bengie Molina.

/is sad

by Big Americans on Oct 19, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL no more sympathy than yesterday

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew somebody who herniated a disc sneezing… shit happens.

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes but was he a world class athlete making 3 jillion dollars?

This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.

by killblue on Oct 19, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHE was an olympic athlete.

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by Merope on Oct 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boom!-Roasted.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

People say this all the time.

It’s wrong. You’re sprinting as hard as you can from a dead stop without being properly warmed up. I’m surprised people don’t pull hamstrings running to first more often.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO AM I

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I pulled my hamstring on that exact situation a few weeks ago playing softball. Not fun.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 19, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Realy?

I’m a Kinesiology major in school and this is completely wrong. Things can happen at any possible time, it doesn’t matter how conditioned you are, or if your a great athlete. Doesn’t mean a damn thing during competition

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 19, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN, churches are quieter than yankee stadium right now

by snafu on Oct 19, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

No i think churches are quieter, Yankee stadium is a little more noisy than that, probably around Sociology 101 lecture hall level.

/just kidding i suck

by snafu on Oct 19, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

churches aren’t quiet when Christian Rock Bands come to town!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

YO WE OLNY LOSS BCUZ TEXERIA HURT HI S LEG YO

/Jared from Middle Village, Queens’d

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I debated that, and decided to go with the misspelling.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd think they'd go with simply Marky

thats Bronx tongue right?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 things

Yay Giants

n Big Money

Posey vs Molina, 2010 WS

teacher/pupil square off

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Oct 19, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

everybody needs to stop saying this. we aren’t there yet.

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 19, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

but both OUR GUYS R HERE

doin it and doin it big

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Oct 19, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

envision success

LITERALLY

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously, guys, stop saying that.

my daily anti-jinx ritual can’t cover 500 of those posts

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still waiting for all that momentum the Yankees got in Game 1 to show up sometime.

by snafu on Oct 19, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Matt Cain, never change.

by apistat on Oct 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone relax
#sfgiants Andres Torres expected to hit leadoff for Giants in Game 4 http://bit.ly/cwS3Ok

by kingofthacove on Oct 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

i actually didnt have a problem with Rowand in CF today, given his performance.

i did have a problem with it at the beginning of the game

by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still want Panda. He is still one of my favorite players, and if we are going to win this thing, I want him to be a part of it, damnit.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

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