Fake post-game thread: Man, wasn't that something?
Matt Cain was (awesome/just okay/pretty bad) today, which set the tone for the afternoon. Cole Hamels was (awesome/just okay/pretty bad), which was (to be expected/unexpected). We shouldn't be surprised that the team (didn't score runs for Matt Cain/didn't score runs for Matt Cain.)
This game doesn't mean that the Giants are (out of the the series/going to win the series), but it certainly (hurts/helps). I'll be thinking about this one for a while. You'll probably be thinking about this one for a while.
And I can't believe that the game was stopped because of the (raccoon on the field/cotton candy mishap/boat in McCovey Cove that transformed from a sailboat back into a robot back into a sailboat again). You'd think security would have thought of that one.
What a (fantastic/miserable) game!
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lolwut? like the auto post
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 19, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
I rec’d it for it’s versatility.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
So Mitch Williams
I thought the Phillies were going to win in five games?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
i thought they were
i’ve never been happier to be wrong
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
So happily wrong….
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t he predict that they’d win in 3 games?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember him saying something about a 5 game series during game 1 pregame. Then Karros said he thought the Phils would win in 6, and I remember wishing there was a camera on him so we could watch his facial expression while his brain tried to figure how a 5 game series could go six games.
by The Double Deuce on Oct 19, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mitch Williams can go fuck himself
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
And he can do it next to Eric Karros
We don’t need to see that ugly clueless mug any more.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
Creepy Eric Karros, is creepy
Eric Karros can also join Russell Martin in sucking it!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 19, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Tony Bruno too
I don’t need an SF personality on the pre game show on KNBR wearing a Phillies hat and saying they’re going to win the game. You were wrong and you’re a fucking asshole,
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Oct 19, 2010 5:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
"SF personality"
He lives in LA, I don’t get the connection.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Missed two
Cody Ross
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 19, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
CAIN'S HAIR IS OUT OF CONTROL
How many must die before he stops that menace?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
his wife must like it or something
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
his wife must like tolerate it or something
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
if I pitched like that, I'd have my hair in dreadlocks.
Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.
I was just thinking how awesome it is!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Oct 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was just thinking that we’d be great cruising for guys together – we’d never be fishing from the same pond. =)
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Can someone get a screen shot of it for those of us at work?
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Artist's rendering
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
did Spector really show up looking like that?
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
But Matt Cain never produced hit records!
Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.
He just shut out the Phillies. He can do whatever he wants to his head.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
BFVCE said it was a good thing that Cain wears a hat during the game. It seems you two would get along well.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
F-Yeah!
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Kain

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Never in doubt!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Never in doubt.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
had it the whole way
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny
Those 3 runs seemed like 10-0 the way the Giants pitched today. Hats freaking off the the offense scratching clutch runs. This includes big time hits by the RBI men, and Renteria and Rowand for setting the table.
And Matt Cain, you da man!
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Oct 19, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt’s hair is looking very Phil Spector-ish.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
Matt Cain's pretty fucking good
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
by otis29 on Oct 19, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That sailboat
Who’d have thought Michael Bay produced this series?
BOOM
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
I agree completely
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
MVP

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
by delorean on Oct 19, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions 51 recs
omg
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
OMFG THISSSSSSSSSSSS
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
So much win
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Green
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
FLAGGED FOR TOO MUCH AWESOME.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
holy shit
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
WOAH
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
38 recs? is that a rec-ord?
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 19, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/20/1480874/mooooooo
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
Oh, man
I just laughed at the pic of Mooooo! heading up the “recent posts by SB Nation blogs”.
Again.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
HOLY DIVER
Frazzetta Franchise!
When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point
Haha
We shouldn’t be surprised that the team (didn’t score runs for Matt Cain/didn’t score runs for Matt Cain.)
Jeaaaggaahh
That was definitely the money shot (and I know money shots).
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 19, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Josh from Hollywood porn set
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
by Goofus on Oct 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Matt Cain is handsome
Don’t worry TheLetter2, Cain is still yours. I’m just pointing out the obvious.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Beat phiLAdelphia!
"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions
Beat PhiLAdelphia!
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Beat PhiLAdelphia!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Beat PhiLAdelphia!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Stupid iPhone
*roflmao, best postgame post ever.
by Kaizre on Oct 19, 2010 4:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
If Huff didn't get that lucky/well-timed single
I’m not sure we would have won…
Only if the Giants traded for Brett Cecil...
Don't care if it's been ruled a hit.

Concept credit goes to WhereThere’sAWillieThere’sAMays
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
by ryanmiles on Oct 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
FUCK YEAH!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Win
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Terrible thing, to live in fear.
Brooks Hatlen knew it. Knew it all too well. All Chase want is to be back where things make sense. Where he won’t have to be afraid all the time.
I left my swagger in my other pants.
Very well done.
And… hey, I got a producer credit!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL KARROS SUCKS chant
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions
LOVE THAT.
I mean, Eric “I Embody Everything Evil About The Dodgers” Karros and Mitch Williams? Why don’t they just bring that fat puking kid in for a little color commentary?
I left my swagger in my other pants.
Ha! That’s awesome.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
fans rec'd
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
MATT CAIN
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
by goGSW24 on Oct 19, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Its 1am here
I have to get up to work in 3 hours, but it was soo worth it!
No one here gets out alive.
holy shit
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
where in Italy?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do you work at 4am?
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
John 3:16 sign in the back.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Thank You, Brooks Utley
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Yep.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
by AngeloB on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Should we want Blanton or Halladay starting tomorrow?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Tough.
I’d like our chances against BLOLanton better, but maybe that short rest start will screw up Halladay just enough to make him less effective in both this start and a potential 7th game.
Personally I think we will see Blanton. What’s gonna be the difference between Blanton and Halladay? 1 run (1 or 2 runs from the Giants rather than 2 or 3?) It’s not a question of the Giants vs. Phillies pitcher, it’s a question on Phillies vs. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. Remember all pitchers are Roy Halladay to the Giants.
I wouldn’t risk it over that if I were Manuel.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I want Halladay
we already knocked him around on normal rest.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
JohnSheaHey
Manuel still says Blanton starts tomorrow.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Phillies manager Charlie Manuel confirmed that Joe Blanton will start Game 4 of the NLCS against the Giants on Wednesday as scheduled.
The Phillies are now down 2-1 in the series, but Manuel will stick with Blanton against Madison Bumgarner rather than go with Roy Halladay on short rest. Blanton posted a 3.48 ERA after the All-Star break, but this will be his first start since September 29.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
if the series was 3-1, then we’d see Halladay, but they only need to take 1 game here to take it back to Philly and Halladay on normal rest in game 5 gives them a chance to do that even if they lose game 4. Then they’ll have Oswalt in game 6 at their place and they would feel pretty good about that as well.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah.
because Halladay was awesome in game 1
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Lets go Madison!!
lets finish the series at home with Madison and Timmy!!
by SacTown Niner Fan on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
I wrote in testicles for the first one...
is that bad?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
testes… testes… one, two…. three?
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Oct 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
GGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAANNNNNNNNNTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
(FUCK YEAH!/FUCK!)
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Giants up 2-1
FOX: Now we have a series
by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
FOX: Phillies just toying with the Giants.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like it if they toyed with us to 4-1.
by speckops on Oct 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I support that notion.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
this
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
A Giants Win and this too?
early game means we get to wallow in this victory ALL DAY!!!!!!!!! I love you guys!
also, not left behind on old thread FTW HA HA!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
LOL
Giants fans screaming “Karos Sucks.”
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
WE ALL KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN
Matt Cain, who had never beaten the dodgers before this year, goes on Sunday Night Baseball, throws a gem, and beats them on national TV.
Matt Cain, who had never beaten the Phillies before this year, starts against them in game 3 of the NLCS, throws a gem, and beats them on national TV.
Giants baseball, torture!
by wtfmate on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
maybe.
In about a week, its gonna be:
Matt Cain, who had never beaten the (Rangers/Yankees) before this year, starts against them in game (1/2/3) of the World Series, throws a gem, and beats then on national TV.
Btw, he has 1 start against Texas -ND, 8IP, 3H, 1R, 1ER, 3BB, 8K. No games against the yankees.
Giants baseball, torture!
Stop getting ahead of yourself there.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
stop it with that
no world series talk. please.
"No matter how hard you try, it's not easy." Armando Benitez, 9-12-06
insert willie mays picture holding the champagne
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Has he ever beaten the Raners or Yankees?
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
RanGers
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I were better at enhancing images with Adobe Photoshop software

GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
I'm rec'ing this for your self esteem
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 19, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I’m rec’ing this for your support of another person’s self esteem.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm rec'ing this
BECAUSE THE GIANTS WON!!!!
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
ALL ABOARD
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Choo! Choo!
"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk
by G Men on Oct 19, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
MATT CAIN! FUCK YEAH!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
WTF music?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THIS
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Oct 19, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
BUY OUR SHITTY LOOKING SIGNS FROM OUR WEBSITE
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
LOVIN YOU
IS EASY
CAUSE
YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL….
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don't know why, but this is the first thing I thought of
by Natto on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 31 recs
LOL
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL IRL
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
YES
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
Kevin Pucetas: but that's not important right now.
by Sammy Danger on Oct 19, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
john3-16signs.com would be amazing it is was a website with nothing but boners when you went to it
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Oct 19, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
This is the best comment I’ve ever read.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Like I needed another reason to like this guy!
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Read the title as
“Like I needed another run”
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I enjoy games with low torture quotient
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
So, yeah, how about that Big Three?
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
let's see if MadBum can make it a Big Four tomorrow
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by Smoke on the Water on Oct 19, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
also
FUCK YOU EAST COAST BIAS ASSHATS
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Agreed
After living on the East Coast for 22 years, I will state that there is an East Coast bias.
Maybe the Mid-West will complain, but they’re basically Canada.
Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.
What east coast bias?
The Phillies are 2-time defending NL Champs. They won the most games in the NL this year. They won the WS 2 years ago.
Thing C
True. Doesn’t mean there isn’t an east coast bias in general, though.
You live part of your adult life in California and then part of it in the east and it’s more apparent than ever. Talk to people and you realize it’s as if no west coast team other than the Lakers even exists.
Even the Cowboys, Vikings, Packers, Cavs, Notre Dame and USC?
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Wait, Dallas, Minneapolis, Wisconsin, and Indiana are on the west coast now?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Well there’s a difference between an east coast bias and a west coast anti-bias.
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you seemed to be responding to
Talk to people and you realize it’s as if no west coast team other than the Lakers even exists.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
West Coast teams.
the Cowboys, Vikings, Packers, Cavs, Notre Dame and USC?
All the rest live within the broader Eastern population mass; all but the Cowboys East of the Mississippi.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, USC too
Sometimes I forget college football exists.
Actually, with the start times of football games, the east coast bias is less prevalent in that sport. Not to mention the amount of time/attention dedicated to football at all hours and by all media. It’s the other sports that really suffer.
If there’s an east coast bias, it’s because there are WAY more people living on the east coast than in the other time zones, and ESPN and other networks put on the air what will generate the largest ratings.
Thing C
Just think: Ratings during Angels vs. Giants World Series… The country did not pay attention to that one
The country didn't really follow the 2000 Subway Series, either.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d be willing to bet the crappy Monday Night Football game got higher ratings than yesterday’s Yankees game.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Grant
You silly bastard
boat in McCovey Cove that transformed from a sailboat back into a robot back into a sailboat again
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
Rusty?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
He did so well in game 1!
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I doubt it. That would mean pitching on short rest for the rest of their starters as well.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY! MEDIA!
GO! FUCK! YOUR! SELF!
Phillies in 5 my ass! GIANTS in 5, mother fuckers!
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You care a lot about the media.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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not really
just was sick of how OVERPOWERING the sentiment was that we were just a doormat for the Phillies. Fucking idiots don’t know shit about what they’re talking about.
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On paper, the Phillies are clearly a better team.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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Legendary pitching beats good hitting, yo.
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BINGO
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The Phillies also have some legendary pitching and the Giants offense sucks.
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As I was trying to tell everyone
If anything, the pitching is equal, and the Giants’ might actually be better. Which it has been. Also, our bullpen is way better and it’s not close.
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Phillies have 3 very good starters. Giants have 4 very good starters AND a kickass bullpen. Clearly better pitching for us, overall — and no one gives us any credit because we’re out here and not in the East Coast corridor.
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Whoa I am offended by your personal attack, sir!
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He has impugned your gentlemanly virtues. Honor demands satisfaction.
/hands cheno a glove
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
But no monocle? Hogwash!
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Fool! I brought the top hat.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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That means all I brought were the spats. Where’s my valet?!
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
by Ott on Oct 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
GUESS WHAT
IN THE PLAYOFFS, PAPER DOESN’T MEAN SHIT. That’s the point! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW, PEOPLE WHO’VE BEEN FOLLOWING BASEBALL FOR YEARS.
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Let’s ignore stats!
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let's ignore years of playoff history!
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Guess what?
EVERYONE WHO SAID THAT WAS FUCKING WRONG OK. AND I WAS FUCKING RIGHT (so far).
SO THERE.
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No, let's not
Phillies OPS+: 5th
Giants OPS+: 6th
Phillies ERA> Giants ERA
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Since the entire Phillies lineup has been injured and the ERA doesn’t include a full year of Oswalt, those are flawed. You have to go through each individual.
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HEY! GUESS WHAT?
The Giants have outplayed the phillies so far.
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That’s no reason to ignore stats.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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Stats say...
Giants have won 2. Phillies have won 1.
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Yeah, wins and losses!
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Scoreboard.
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
When did wins and losses become a meaningful stat and what does that mean about Matt Cain?
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Team wins and losses
are pretty meaningful in a seven-game playoff series.
This just in...
…in the playoffs, teams advance according to how many games they win.
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How does this relate to pre-series predictions?
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by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good to see you’ve ignored my counterargument.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Sorry I’m just thinking about what we were talking about at the beginning of this thread. I know that’s weird.
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because I was saying BEFORE THE FUCKING SERIES STARTED
that the teams were a lot more evenly matched than everyone was saying. That’s what.
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Because the idea that Philadelphia was clearly going to dominate a team with three world-class starters was hubristic. Baseball just isn’t that predictable. Case in point: the Giants could have won with just the one run today. When both of the pitchers are lights-out chance plays a huge role.
Except the Phillies have a clearly better offense.
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When both of the pitchers are lights-out chance plays a huge role.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Thanks for reiterating
Some people seem to think there’s no such thing as chance in baseball. There’s a HUGE amount.
Exactly
And when two teams are as evenly matched as the Giants and Phillies (I’d say the Phillies are 3-5 games better over a 162-game season) it takes an extraordinary amount of good luck for the Phillies and against the Giants just to make it a 5-game Phillie win.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Case in point for chance
among a bajillion others.
Jose Cruz drops a can of corn in the ninth inning to start a Marlin Rally that gets them a win which had the giants won would have put them in a worst case scenario of Jason Schmidt pitching the deciding game 5 at home.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Yup
Reminds me of poker, you can play flawlessly and get your ass handed to you. Over the long run though, the better players win.
So what’s the point of having sabermetrics then if it’s just gonna come down to luck?
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Because figuring out who has the advantage is not the same thing as proclaiming who will win?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
But if you’re picking who will win, why would you not pick the team that has the advantage?
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Well yeah. I’m generally against predicting the results of series for that reason (which I said elsewhere in this thread). But the purpose of sabermetrics is not the same as the purpose of ESPN getting John Kruk to pick the winner.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
not THAT much better
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Team W-L is the most meaningful stat in baseball
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
The only useful purpose for stats is to predict future performance, so team wins and losses don’t mean anything, just like pitchers wins and losses.
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I do not concur with your eschatological presupposition.
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
Well said! I think. I have no clue, actually.
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LOL wet blanket
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not sure why everyone’s jumping on cheno here. I agree – the Phillies are likely the better team. Outside of the number 4, starting pitching is a push. Middle relief and closer to the Giants, but Madson’s good in the pen. Definitely better offense. It’s closer than some think, but objectively I probably would have picked the Phillies in 6 or 7.
I feel prickishly demanding!
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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I did pick the Phillies in 6
But the idea that the better team always wins in four or five is misguided. I mean, I know they have to predict something, but they should have known better.
Absolutely they should have known better. A lot of the media seems to have jumped on the idea of the Phillies becoming a historic team by winning three straight NL pennants. It was dumb of them because the teams are much closer than some think, and it’s a short series where the Giants have the right abilities to do well.
I feel prickishly demanding!
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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It's funny how this has played out
since I think Sanchez is the hardest pitcher for the Phillies lineup.
You can say the same thing about the Giants.
“Since the OPS+ does not include a full season of Posey, Huff, Burrell, Sanchez, Torres starting and the ERA doesn’t reflect how fucking good the Giants’ pitching has been down the stretch, those are flawed. I am so smart.”
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by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
On paper, the Phillies areclearlya marginally better team.
And that’s just this season. Before looking at how well the Giants pitching staff has done since September? The media really screwed the pooch on this one.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Yes
they did. And it’s hilarious that somebody is defending that.
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Also screwed the ALCS picks
Seriously, how did they think the Yankee pitching was better than the Rangers pitching.
So many lulz.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
except this one
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Agreed – not as much better as some seemed to think though. And of course, short series loveliness and all that.
I feel prickishly demanding!
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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
But...
Buster Olney: “They (winner of the NLDS) have no chance”
John Kruk: “I just don’t see how they are going to score runs”
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Could you see how they were going to score runs? When did we all forget how bad this offense is?
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It implied the Phillies would score more.
That’s the problem. I certainly thought the Giants could scratch out 10 or 12 runs across the full series, and I felt that that might have been enough to win 4 games.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
this offense
is average. This ain’t 2009.
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Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
jesus christ you're still going with this
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I watched these games that already happened
And I still don’t see how we scored runs
(oh yeah, cody motherfucking ross.)
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by Smoke on the Water on Oct 19, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You did not read my pre-series analysis. They’re pretty even.
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by Goofus on Oct 19, 2010 5:22 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
No jinxing allowed – watch yourself.
I feel prickishly demanding!
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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you, Giants.
Close the deal in 5, por favor.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
did you spit on it?
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
Matt Cain says: That’s okay, print is a dying industry.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
That reminds me:
Has he made his contribution to KQED this week?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I don't think it's a good thing
That I first read that headline as “black asshole”
On the one hand that is a terrible headline
on the other hand, as someone who used to write headlines, that is like the worst possible size to deal with. You’ve got room for like 11 letters, maybe, and it’s going to be a huge headline that people will notice. Not easy.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 19, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
SF to Get Cole'd
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I don't understand this game
Cain won…Wilson did not load the bases in the 9th and the Giants scored 3 runs on 2 out hits…with runs scored by Renteria and Scott…
WTF?
ERUTROT!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)
Job 1:14-15
Bochy is a genius; I am an asshole
Thank you sir! May I have another?
NO!
You are still smarter than Bochy. Bochy is lucky.
Would have been 10-0 with Torres and Sandoval starting.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
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Job 1:14-15
Just give Bochy his due
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Well, since we can't iterate this game 10,000 times...
I will simply savor this one and rest secure in my intellectual superiority over Boch.
I hope Bochy doesn’t play with fire again, but for now, I’ll join you in line.
I feel prickishly demanding!
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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously. This crow tastes delicious.
by Duelling Brandos on Oct 19, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Messieurs et mesdames
Est-ce que je peux avoir deux pertes supplémentaires des Phillies?
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions
I just read
something, something, something, Phillies Suck, something, something, something
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
no ein
Ich bin Berliner.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
That’s What She Said
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
by Gobroks on Oct 19, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
IRL LOL
I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS honor roll for that one.
I feel prickishly demanding!
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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
the number one thing that struck me about this game is that the strike zone was pretty fair and consistent.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
This
Also, it was larger than previous zones, so we got to see Hamels and Cain in all their glory.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
This
Ted Barrett actually let these guys pitch.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
that really was refreshing, wasn't it?
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by Smoke on the Water on Oct 19, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
In the FG chat, people were complaining that Hamels was getting squeezed
but I thought it was fine
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
rec'd
I really expected a close call along the foul lines with the clowns from the last 2 games…. fortunately none.
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by natteringnabob on Oct 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
First game ive been able to watch in the NLCS
All im saying is fuck work… im calling off forever now
Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?
Cody Ross.
Was he released on waivers, sailing into McCovey Cove blown by the winds of fortune? Or was he sent from the golden halls of Valhalla, thundering to earth cloaked in blood and glory, to bring the favor of the All-Father to the Giants?
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
I've said it before, I'll say it again:
Cody Ross is the greatest waiver-wire cockblock in history.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Hey, guys
I saw somewhere that the GIANTS WON!!!!!!!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Time of game: 2 hours, 49 minutes
/ALCS pitcher calls time, adjusts glove, squints, stares at batter
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
/Jeter adjusts gloves, looks into pitcher, steps into box, holds up hand while dusting off plate, breathes, steps forward, takes a couple practice swings, waits for pitch, dives out of the way of an outside fastball
/makes knob of the bat hit a pitch running in on his hands
/strolls towards first
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Obligatory Antoine Dodson-related Contribution
Cain’s lighting up the radar gun
He’s striking them Phillies out
Tryna (try? Cain does not try. He does) f’nish them so y’all need to
Hide your Chase, hide your Ry’n
Hide your Chase, hide your Ry’n
Hide your Chase, hide your Ry’n
But don’t hide your Ross, cause he’s
(insert verb of preference meaning “dominating”) ev’ry pitcher out there
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
CAIN’S LEARNED TO BE A WINNER
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
You shouldn’t even try to hit
Cain’s gon’ get you
He gonna K you
He gonna K you
So you can run and tell that
run and tell that
run and tell that
Victorino, Victorino, Shane Shane Victorino
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Oct 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy just called Cody Ross a gamer
"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
Welp, that tears it
He’s one of Bork’s Guys. Cody Ross, your 2012 starting right fielder.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
GENERIC EXCLAMATION PHRASE
Fist pump, excitement, generic insult towards Philadelphia
NAME OF THE STARTING PITCHER FOR THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS.
Insert gif.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Oct 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
win
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
WOOOOOOO
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain was smelly today, which set the tone for the afternoon. Cole Hamels was poopy, which was yick. We shouldn’t be surprised that the team ate fur balls before the game.
This game doesn’t mean that the Giants are homely, but it certainly stings. I’ll be thinking about this one for a while. You’ll probably be thinking about this one for a while.
And I can’t believe that the game was stopped because of the cotton candy mishap that transformed from a sailboat back into a robot back into a raccoon again.. You’d think security would have thought of that one.
What a boobs game!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
What a boobs game!
I think that just about sums it up.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep.
That game was teh tits.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Bumgarner/Blanton
if we win that matchup…I can’t even say that. Too beautiful to think about.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Don’t say it…everything is upside down this series…Blanton is awesome…Bumgarner is a rookie and has only pitched one postseason game…
yes
we are going down tomorrow. We have no chance.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I'm not even going to watch because WE HAVE NO CHANCE!!!!!!! DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT I SAID UP THERE, WE HAVE NO CHANCE!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Who doesn't like the Giants?
also Matt Cain> ROY HALLADAY
FINISH IT IN THE BAY
Hit like Berry, Score like Jerry.
fucking
THIS
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Matt Cain's hair is better than you

Ask me about my blog.
by xanthan on Oct 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 33 recs
Maybe the greatest screen shot ever.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
He's WAY over 9000, if you ask me.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
He looks like Eraserhead...
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
So this.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain's hair is awesome.
Your argument is invalid.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
See, awesome hair.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Matt Cain was flawless today, flawless!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
holy fucking shit!
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Rosenthal looks like he's laughing uncomfortably
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
I love it. I’m Matt Cain and my head is on fire. And I just struck you out looking.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Rosenthal is intimidated.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
The look to the camera is to let the viewer know that he has the power to devour Rosenthal, but chooses not to. He and his glorious mane have a more noble purpose to fulfill on this plane of existence.
by Seasick fish on Oct 19, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Cain: You’re wrong TheLetter2
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love this.
Kenny is small.
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Oct 19, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
EPIC
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Quiet.
He is communicating with the cosmos.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
My god but Ken Rosenthal is a tiny little man. I think Matt could carry him around in his shirt pocket.
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
He looks pissed to be there. Like directly into the camera saying “Seriously, they send this guy to interview people?”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He's mister sun!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Or

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
his hair is almost a bird, you’re argument lacks punch.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I love this picture.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
One day when I’m old someone’s going to ask me why I have a folder filled with ridiculous pictures of Giants on my hard drive, it’ll be weird to explain.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME WITH MCCOVEY CHRONICLES. WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU? THIS HURTS WORSE THAN WHEN ALL OF MY BELOVED TEAMS SUCKED AND AT LEAST ONE FO YOURS DIDNT!
CGB's Jimmy Carter
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
Oops sorry about the lack of subject line. Also I probably should have posted this further down.
owell
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
bald headed guy on MLB Network panel is the umpteenth to mention the shadows
and a bit about how well Cain used them. They can’t help themselves-they are pathetic.
Well, obviously they had a point because Cole Hamels did not have those very shadows to work with either.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
He had an unfair advantage over Cole Hamels, who has only pitched during cloudy days or at night. HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE SUN.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Sunlight strengthens Matt Cain
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
MATT CAIN LINKED TO PHOTOSYNTHESIS
by thebighead on Oct 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I was thinking Superman, but ok, he can be a tulip or whatever.
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) – Outside AT&T Park this evening, Cain refused to answer questions about allegations that he draws power from the sun in a photosynthetic process. When pressed on the matter, Cain dodged reporters and got into a nearby car outfitted with ultraviolet lamps. Catcher Buster Posey was reportedly seen toting a watering can and hedge clippers as he left the dugout today, according to several witnesses.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
LOL, these are always awesome
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain used Sunny Day.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
by dregarx on Oct 19, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Matt Cain used Solar Pitch! It's super effective!
Rectumface fainted!
Charlie Manuel whited out!
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
by L-Nova on Oct 19, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Does that mean we get half of Charlie Manuel’s money?
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I mean, outside of what he sent home to mom?
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That’s so silly. The teams played in the same park. What an idiot.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Matt is capable! Wait, is there a more clever way to say that? (No)
Well, that was a pick-me-up. Now if they can just manage to take advantage of the Blanton start tomorrow, things’ll be looking reeeal nice. Suspiciously nice.
Where's the link for the Cain Meme Generator?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
http://memegenerator.net/LowRunSupportCain
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
To repeat what i posted this morning:
MATT FUCKING CAIN!
Brad Lidge: "No, I have not Just-For-Menned my beard at any point."
SUCK IT, RECTUMFACE

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
by delorean on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions 20 recs
YES
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Rec'd
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
NEW FACEBOOK PICTURE
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
YAY!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Schadenfreude!
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Oct 19, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I love this.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
rec'd
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
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"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
This makes my life.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. Do. Suck it!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Listen to the post-game show or Charlie Manuel's postgame conference?
"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
knbr obviously
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
MLB Network
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
According to McCarver Brian Wilson smells his balls to find out which ones to use. Or something like that.
Good win. Octorture was alive in the 7th though.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
No, he saves certain game balls in his locker. He doesn’t label them, he just identifies them by smell.
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Oct 19, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
dumb, he is really dumb, foreal
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
I was an avid reader of FJM and I admit McCarver says some really dumb shit sometimes, but I have to say that I’m often charmed by his folksy demeanor.
Thing C
Having been watching baseball for all of my 30 years, I can honestly say that I have never once been charmed by any aspect of Tim McCarver.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
He actually said “In my view” today, and I was really hoping he’d say some version of the rest but he didn’t.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I love you Javier Lopez
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
THIS
That was a beautiful 8th thanks to him.
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
And the lame Cain puns as headlines in 3… 2… 1…
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
ESPN: Cain Off the Chain
"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Yahoo: Cain event
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 19, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
also Yahoo: Giants fans cheer Bonds
no shit? really? fucktards.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
s.l.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
by delorean on Oct 19, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
ROFL
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
OH MY GOD FIRE EVERYONE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh, my.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Sometimes I think they have little “Wordplay wheels” in their offices. First, pick a theme…second, pick a word in the theme that sounds like [Player who did well]. Construct headline.
Theme: Construction
Cain-structing a Giant Lead
Theme: Pirates
Phillies waCain the Plank; Down 1-2
Theme: Ninjas
Giants know Cain-Fu
And so on. The fact the mine are so much worse than the real headlines just shows how good they are at being bad. Clearly, I have no playoff experience.
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
Are you freaking kidding? I wrote that as a joke a month ago.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
How the hell do you write that headline and then not use HurriCain Matt?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
they were under his hat
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
It's better now! Right?

Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
What is it about Cain’s name that makes everyone want to write terrible puns?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
They always want to. Cain’s name just makes it easy.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Hey, let’s be fair – remember our long Pat Misch threads?
I misch those.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I hope Amazin’ Avenue has learned from our mischtakes.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
jeezy creezy!
what would they do if his last name was Shitonhimself? this is pathetic, LEAVE MATT CAIN ALONE!!!!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
MLB: Phils hit by HurriCain
LOL GIANTS
by DividedByZero on Oct 19, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone get a pic of SI with Cain is able.
The pic isn’t loading for me, but I see the pitiful headline (click on MLB)
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 19, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Phillies eaten by Cainibal
That’s me.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
cbssports.com - Cain't be stopped
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 19, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s a very blunt statement.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
by S.F. Giangst on Oct 19, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
How much you wanna bet
that the guy who got grazed across the ribs gets more air time than Matt “Nails” Cain???
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Cubs gave Quade a 2-year deal
Good for them, but I’m sure a ton of Cubs fans will go nuts over it not being Ryne.
Good move by the Cubs, IMO
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
ESPN and all the other National media outlets out there..
seriously just stop trying to prognosticate series’. Just stop. This team is going to prove all of you wrong.
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
I’ve never understood why viewers accept predictions as something that sports channels should do. They’re useless. The entire reason sports are interesting is that you don’t know what’s going to happen.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
In 2010 regular season
Cole Hamels had 3.7 runs of support per game, 3.3 runs of support per inning pitched
Matt Cain had 4.1 runs of support per game, 3.6 runs of support per inning pitched
He knows the pain well, during this season, at least.
by Seasick fish on Oct 19, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Still, it’s fun to rub it in his face.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I have been reading some comments on MLB
About a fan behind homeplate going crazy/jumping?? GIF please?
to be or not to be in this magic inside thing.
Quade?
i thoght Quade died when Arnold double crossed him.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Oct 19, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions
I thought there was an arrest warrant out for Quade.
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Oct 19, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
i love watching ibanez suck
moar runz n stuff
by wanna Ishikawa? on Oct 19, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions
Hawt.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
So, I realized what the problem is.
Even though I didn’t post when the game was actually on during Game 2, I did post during the GDT.
Today I didn’t.
Go Giants
"I ain't havin it!"
LOL
Anyone catch Wilson’s interview on MLB Network? Lovin it
epic box score....
San Francisco Giants
Pitchers IP H R ER BB SO HR PC-ST ERA
M Cain
(W, 1-0) 7.0 2 0 0 3 5 0 119-69 0.00
J Lopez
(H, 2) 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 0 9-7 0.00
B Wilson
(S, 2) 1.0 1 0 0 0 1 0 11-8 0.00
Totals 9.0 3 0 0 3 7 0 139-84
PITCHING
..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Oct 19, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I love this one
"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 19, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
My skype account automatically changed Matt Cain’s line from that box score to a phone number for a country who’s flag I’ve never seen before.
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's see it!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I said I’ve never seen it before! It’s like the Canadian flag except it’s more of a red flower than a red maple leaf and there’s a red bar at the bottom. That’s all I’ve got.
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"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Fiji?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I’m pretty sure Fiji’s flag has the Union Jack on it.
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah just saw that.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
the question should be
are we going to complain about it when the lineups are the same?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
I doubt it
I’m hoping this was the “facing a lefty” lineup.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
But in reality I don’t think so…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I assume Pablo will be at 3rd tomorrow against the RHP
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn – I hate it when Giants fans do that. Possibly a Dodger fan in disguise?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
May TGP ban him/her.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Trolls and Elves at TGP
“Then, inexplicably, evil elf Cody Ross got another low fastball, and while he didn’t turn it into a souvenir, he did smack into left for a run-scoring single.”
by Rorsavelt on Oct 19, 2010 5:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Tomorrow:
Game FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOUR

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
by Kitspool on Oct 19, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
POSTSEASON EXPERIENCE!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 19, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
He never looks happy
In his photo he looks sad, and when he pitches he looks angry
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
I know. When Fox showed his gameday headshot, I thought about how I’ve never really seen him smile. Bet he has a great smile.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
He looks a bit awkard

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Picture fail
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
LOL Brian Wilson
Matt Yallof: “Brian, you’re intense from the moment you walk in the park through the last pitch. How do you keep that up?”
Wilson (with a “who the fuck is this guy” expression): That’s… who I am.
Uncomfortable pause
Yallof: “Brian Wilson! Thanks for taking the time to talk to us. Back to you guys in the studio.”
Studio guys: LOLOLOLOLOL
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
HAW HAW HAW
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Yallof was clearly afraid
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
and of course
Of course all the Philly fans are blaming The Umps.
Phone Boothed
so how many fly balls are the phillies thinking they got robbed of home run on today? I was listening on the radio so didn’t see any of them.
No one here gets out alive.
ZERO
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Howard to center and Werth to right-center.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
ESPN probably still thinks the Phillies will win in 5.
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Oct 19, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions
Thank god the Giants don't do the shaving cream thing
in postgame interviews.
Or ever.
Fear the beard!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain must do Yoga

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
phillies
/sock’d
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Once again, Rally "K" guy

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
by 49er16 on Oct 19, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 16 recs
I remember that. That guy was awesome.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
I love it
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
nice
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Oct 19, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
So awesome.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Bruce "Einstein" Bochy
now he’s never leaving this place unless he gets run over by a truck.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
that’s awesome
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Vince is awesome!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know why
But this one makes me laugh so hard all the time.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
not a hater, I'm starting to wonder if the guy is actually smart
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
I believe he is smart
And that he has pushed all the right buttons recently, very beautifully.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I cringed like all of you when I saw that lineup today, but God damn the other one wasn’t going to work!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YEah!
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
Sounded like Matt Cain just said:
“Just trying to make sure i’m making all my BITCHES”
yes… yes you did.
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions
I missed the first 6 innings, watched the last 3
Now rewatching.
WOOOOOOO
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.
really MLBnet?
“Hammels deserved a better fate”??? Nope, I think he got just what he deserved, a CAINing
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
by SoCalGgal on Oct 19, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hamels didn’t deserve shit.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL phillies fans
im watching the local fox news broadcast and they are asking phillies fans in some bar how they are feeling about the series.
one guy goes,
“Yeah well im still confident about the series….I think well win in 6 instead of 5 as i said earlier”.
Also I would like to revise my prediction of today’s game from Phillies 46 – Giants 1, to Giants 3 – Phillies 0
Boo
by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Oct 19, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Math
Giants are ~60% to advance if Blanton starts G4 and ~54% if Hallday goes G4 & G7.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions
Jinx
Blanton will shut out us out tomorrow. Guaranteed.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
what if Halladay goes G4, G5, G6 and G7?
Does the simulator takes into effect how short rest affects pitchers? Cause if it doesn’t, then you can extrapolate that and find it isn’t useful at all in these situations.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
It’s not my simulator so I don’t know. It’s a moot point anyways, as it doesn’t appear Halladay will start game 4.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah if Halladay starts game 4, Blanton should go game 5, and all it does it take a Cole Hamels start away.
Why would they want to matchup Blanton against Lincecum in game 5 anyway? That seems retarded. Unless they have all 3 pitchers pitch on short rest, it just doesn’t make any sense.
It’s not a move you make down 1-2.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I think if Halladay had started game 4 it was assumed that Oswalt, Hamels, and Halladay again would pitch on short rest in games 5, 6, and 7.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
that would be a panic move if I’ve ever seen one
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
and then there's the fact that
pitching Halladay means the Giants score 1 or 2 rather than 2 or 3. It’s up to teh Phillies to score. If they could score 5 runs they would pretty much be guaranteed a victory. The pitching decision means very little for the Phillies IMO.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Cole Hamels speaks well
"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 19, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions
RACIST
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’m surprised he doesn’t use an interpreter. you just never can tell.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
No, just that I thought he was a jerk.
But he’s engaging and putting a good face on the loss.
"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 19, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
just pulling your chain!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanted to hate him but I don't now.
"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 19, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
this is really one of the better pressers i’ve seen in a while. pretty realistic an honest
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 19, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
No idea what he said
But I’ve heard all about the work he’s done with the Philly SPCA. Seems really genuine. Hard to root against the guy…when he’s not pitching against the Giants.
They’re still posting in the last gamethread, that’s where the troll is
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Some idiot Giants' "fan" talking shit about the game.
Has 0 posts here.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Depressing
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Ehh, we usually post less after a loss as well. Except when there’s a Star Wars marathon on Spike, of course.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Fear the Fin - Cornering the market on third pairing defensemen since March 2009
STAY ON TARGET!!
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that’s my favorite all-time McCoven Moment™. And to think it came out of that game.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
lol Wilson
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Bip
Holding Wilson.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
lol Biran Wilson ball on CSN postgame
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
wow
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 19, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a space station.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Fear the Fin - Cornering the market on third pairing defensemen since March 2009
by mymclife on Oct 19, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Looks like he is attracted to hit.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And let us not forget...
MAJOR contributions from Rowand and Renteria today…as we all predicted.
Boo
by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Oct 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions
Aaron Rowand had the only XBH today
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
I hope so
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
Bork should quit while he's ahead on that call
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
"HERE COMES THE STORY OF THE HURRICain"
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions
TBS panel at Yankee Stadium watches a stream attempted to be poured on them from above
just missing Ripken, the guy who considered Timmy’s 14K gem to be boring.
Can people stop penciling us in to win tomorrow agaisnt Blanton!
Good god I have a horrible feeling about that game.
MadBum doesn't win at home
and we got 2 hit by Blanton. I, too, do not see how this will end well. Phillies should be favored.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
+1
Shit ain’t in the bag.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree. I’m penciling in an “L” for tomorrow and will be pleasantly surprised if we win.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
I typically pencil in a T.
The only thing I expect from this team is torture.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
by L-Nova on Oct 19, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah
The Blanton game is actually the game I was most worried about in the series. Giants have always done pretty well against the big 3 of Philly.
They have always just looked silly against Blanton for some reason.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Seems somehow sadly gay
come on, you’re doing fine, don’t give up now! Your turn!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
IS OF ANOTHER DAY
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Oct 19, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been terribly alone and forgotten in Manhattan
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
haha I love it
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m going home to my city by the bay.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Oct 19, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
to my city by the bay
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
To be where little cable cars climb halfway to the stars
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
WHHHHHHEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN I COOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TOOO YOOOOOUUUU, SAN FRANCISCOOO
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Oct 19, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
WILL SHIIINNEEE
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Oct 19, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd rec the string but
I’m lazy. I love seeing these, especially on a day I heard the live version at the yard.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
The morning fog may chill the air
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Oct 19, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking raccoons, always messing shit up.
Then again, rumor has it that a raccoon stormed onto the field, biting Utley right in the ’nads as the ball came at him.
Took em all night and all morning to get to the ballpark (what with not being able to read a bus map and all)

Timmy and Cainer2010 = Unit and Schilling 2001
by SnowLeopard on Oct 19, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Manuel: “Cain was too good! he didn’t give us any runs!”
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions
I thought we needed game 1 to have a 50/50 chance
And we got it. Now that we got game 3, it’s looking more and more like anybody’s series. GO GIANTS!!!!!!
Not Jinx?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF pic of MadBum on MLB network.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fuck you Phillies & Yankees for your misplaced sense of entitlement.
Cordially invited to suck it:
Derek Jeter
Shane Victorino
Jimmy Rollins
Alex Rodriguez
All of the ESPN Baseball Tonight staff
Most of the MLB Network staff
New York
Philadelphia
Fuck it, pretty much all of ESPN
Eric Hinske (still pissed about the home run trot)
by younghutch on Oct 19, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
needs moar Dodgers
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
And TULO
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Too many T's
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
All of San Diego AFAIK.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
er AFAIC
concerned, not know.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants Baseball... Torture?
I propose that we have it all wrong. We have been thinking backwards about this all year.
Giants Baseball… TORTURE!
Maybe the torture lies with our opponents.
Hammels? Six Innings, two hard hit balls… and I lose? Two benched players, and Cody Ross? A guy with a severed bicep, and Cody Ross? How did they score on me? How did it happen? Cody freekin Ross, misplayed infield hit, and an error. Out/out/K, Out/Out/Out, Out/K/K, Single/Sacrifice/K/W/CodyFreekinRoss/Misplayed IF hit/Out, Double/K/Out/FSanchez Single/K, K/K/Out. 6 innings, two hard hit balls, 3 runs, and I lose?
Ryan Howard is still staring at the outfield wall wondering how it moved 10 feet back on him.
Doc has to be thinking… how did I just lose to THAT team? Cody Ross? You have to be kidding me! Not one, but TWO home runs from the 8th place hitter? Fluke. Right? Fluke, it has to be a fluke right? Right?
Philly fans? We lost one at home? To these guys? A rookie catcher, and waiver wire table scraps? Everything we read said our hitters should crush them… Our pitchers should bury them. Right? Right?
Atlanta is still muttering to themselves. We lost to that? A team that hit .200?? They stole it!
The Padres are still face deep in their beers in the back of the bar. If we just coulda… one more hit… one more win… three more feet on a fly ball…
What must have been in Matt Latos mind to say what he did? I think he just verbalized what every team must be thinking this year.
Tortured. Every one of them. Every one of those one run games has to have left every team thinking they coulda/shoulda/woulda. Ask the Rockies. Ask the Dodgers. Think of the burn of a 1-0 Sanchez loss to the Padres. Feel it? Now think of how many times we did that to other teams this year.
Can a team that looked so good, so bad, so clueless, so amazing, so hopeless, so lucky, so unlikely make it to the World Series? Actually win it by playing this way?
I have officially changed my view of torture, and the prospect of winning it all. It can happen. This team, could play by the rules of Giants baseball and still win it. Somehow avoiding the big letdown, the crushing defeat. Because every win or loss is a hairs width there is no room for letdown, there is no material for the baseball gods to play with. They are just as confused and tortured as we are. Even the baseball gods are scratching their heads and might get caught looking the other way. If this season could happen, it could happen.
Giants Baseball… Torture.
by fierrpawz on Oct 19, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
no cure :o( they’re going to quarantine all of us to Alcatraz
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Observation of Phillies Fan
I saw his head sinking down into his shoulders, looking at Matt Cain’s troll doll hair during the post game interview. He just sat there, staring blankly and moving his lips with no sound coming out. I knew what he was saying to himself— How? How did this happen? I told him, that this was Giant’s baseball. That this is how we win games, that this is how we have done it all season, it’s not fun, it’s not supposed to be. I told him that the Phillies still have more than a slim chance to take the series, but that it will be painful, the games will be merciless, every at bat will be a grind, every fly ball will fall short. And when they are down by only one run in the bottom of the ninth facing Wilson, they will feel hope, just like we do, and dreams will be crushed…
Brad Lidge: "No, I have not Just-For-Menned my beard at any point."
by DCOrangeBlack on Oct 19, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Also
Javier Lopez is pretty effing good
Boo
by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Oct 19, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m curious to see if fangraphs or xanathan or whoever have good explanations for this sudden appearance of awesome in Lopez.
Reassure my skeptical side… I do remember him King a whole bunch since his acquisition.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
For the record
I never argued against this trade, in any way shape or form. Nope. No way.
seriously though
who the fuck is John Bowker?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Oct 19, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL Short-armer
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
John Bowker could become an all-star and I would still be happy with the trade
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
this
I hope he does, that would be cool.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
A dirtbag
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
BLB stuff
“Hopefully what I’m doing in private, personally with people, I can do full time here,” Bonds said. “I just wish I was back in uniform. This is only half a uniform, so I guess that’s good enough.”
And if the Giants defeat the Phillies and go to the World Series?
“I’ll be back,” he said.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
TERMINATOR BONDS
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Your clothes.
Give them to me. NOW.
Timmy and Cainer2010 = Unit and Schilling 2001
by SnowLeopard on Oct 19, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He’s gonna be a porn star?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
LOL
I totally forgot to add the most important part
He also added that he hoped to eventually return to the Giants as a hitting coach, much like his late father did in Bonds’ early years with the club after signing as a free agent before the 1993 season.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
by DrDC on Oct 19, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Please replace Shawon Dunston with this man
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
/Barry takes his Mercedes back
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Pleasepleaseplease.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Oct 19, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Please let this happen please let this happen please let this happen
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
omg please make this happen. I promise I won’t ask for anything ever again.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
My first reaction of please let this happen.
But it’s also been pretty well ingrained in “sports common knowledge” that players who are really good at x are bad at coaching x.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The way that Bonds has talked about hitting before makes me think he might be a bit different. I don’t many baseball players understand hitting (all of it, the swing, discipline, timing, etc.) like Barry.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
I hope so, too, and I know about the incredible amount of knowledge and work that Barry brought to the plate every appearance.
But there is still the concern that frustration with coached players’ lack of dedication, work ethic, adherence to coach’s suggestions, and the possibility of arrogance/condescension from the coach will all come into play.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
I’d think the first three would be kind of a thing with any coach, though. And as far as they go with Barry, you have guys taking hitting instruction from one of the greatest hitters to ever play the game of baseball. I think they’d listen pretty close.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re helping my initial reaction self in it’s fight against the secondary reaction self.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
I think it’s perfectly natural to be optimistic about anything involving this guy and baseball.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
!!!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
I’d be all for Bonds. Probably the best all-around hitter to ever play the modern game.
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
i dont really think it matters where he hits- Bonds had speed, hit doubles, HRs, triples, took walks, worked counts, i mean he did everything.
best all around hitter of the modern era.
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
This made me LOL
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
HE HELPED FRANDSEN TOO… FOR A LITTLE BIT, OKAY?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
Dustan Mohr had a .400 OBP the one year he played with Barry.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I CAN STILL SEE IT WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on Oct 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
He's Barry Effing L. Bonds
This nonsense does not apply. Defies Science.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
If McGwire can coach for the Cardinals...
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 19, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Barry had 4.5 more tools than Big Mac so he has more to impart
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck the haters. Bonds is the man.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
But . . .
. . . nothing whatever is going to happen with Bonds and any baseball connection till his lawyers get though letting the DoJ vampires beclown themselves. (I love that word; I was late finding it, but I love it.)
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
MATT FUCKING CAIN

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
OT-ish

My English prof should know better than to let me choose my own topic.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 12 recs
Oh yeah, Caining is a pretty bad Cain pun as well. whoops.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE SENTENCE “MATT CAIN, FUCKERS.”
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooh, good point. /goes to fix that
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT IF I—
Nah.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Your thesis is very solid.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you much.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Edgar

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
you should see his mustache now!
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10
this game: rediculous
how this lineup
what is this i don’t even
GIANTS
let pablo buffet
by varsity shortcut on Oct 19, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Didn't realize this about Ross:
Obviously his postseason production is unexpected, but Ross hasn’t quite come out of nowhere. In five seasons as a regular he’s averaged 24 homers per 550 at-bats and his Isolated Power–which is slugging percentage minus batting average–of .203 during that span ranks right up there with some pretty big names like Vladimir Guerrero (.207), Brian McCann (.206), Troy Tulowitzki (.205), Torii Hunter (.202), Derrek Lee (.200), and Andre Ethier (.200).
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
HES THE FIRST TO THIS RODEO
let pablo buffet
by varsity shortcut on Oct 19, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my.
Imagine the end if Guillen were on this roster from the beginning.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
I'm just talking out of my ass right now
but I bet this is because he gets platooned quite abit and sits against right handers sometimes. That makes the percentage share of his at bats vs left handers better than most full time players.
In other words, where as player A faces a lefty 20 out of 100 at bats, Ross faces a lefty 35 out of 100 at bats. (not an actual stat, just trying to illustrate what I am rambling about).
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
70.7% of plate appearancs against righties.
Don’t know what the “league average” is.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
PLATOON HIM
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.
Tolbert said it pretty well.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
Shorter Rob Neyer
“The Giants have outstanding pitching BUT LET’S TALK ABOUT HOW THE PHILLIES WILL BE THE TEAM EVERYONE PICKS NEXT SPRING.”
http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/5892/phillies-same-team-that-scored-plenty-all-season
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
That was an awful column
Phillies offense is good because they scored 22 runs in the postseason while the Giants are bad because they scored 19…(9 to 8 in the series)…
wow
Dumb ESPN columnist is dumb
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.
Neyer is actually generally not bad (although he once called me an idiot via email, years ago). He’s even xanthan’s BFF!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
I thought you were kidding....
Unbelievable.
haters wanna hate
Brad Lidge: "No, I have not Just-For-Menned my beard at any point."
by DCOrangeBlack on Oct 19, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s stop playing the persecuted minority. He writes about lots of subjects, and gasp HE’S RIGHT.
Thing C
by markdash on Oct 19, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, seriously
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
I'm just going to stare at this for a while.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Khalil Gibran said “beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror. But you are eternity and you are the mirror.” I think of this when I see this photo, with Cain’s sideline gaze at himself.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You quoted Khalil Gibran! And you made it Cain-relevant. Be still, my heart.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
It’s a shame you’re in Alabama. I’d snap you up in a minute.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s probably a more serious roadblock than the geography.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
My gay boyfriend moved back to Chicago. I need to sign a new one.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate that guy!
Seems to always hit big Hr’s against the Giants.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
lol
everyone else saw him first!
I’m glad the playoffs are enough to distract the Baron from school, at least a bit!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
He loos sad
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
"Baby-faced Assassin, Matt Cain"
quote from MLBnet host
/shakes head
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
That be one hairy baby
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
omg baron
this is AMAZING
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 19, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I cannot take credit for this. It’s all xanthan.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
This is totally my new facebook picture.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
It's already mine.
Well, at least the Cain half of it.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
WHAT THE FUCK
I TUNED IN TO OUR PBS AFFILIATE TO WATCH THE SEASON PREMIERE OF NOVA AND INSTEAD IT’S A FREAKING GUBERNATORIAL DEBATE?! WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?!
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Giants won today
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I swear!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
what’s the point in Alabama? It’s going republican anyways right…btw your governor has said some really strange/stupid things
KA-LI-FOUR-NYA!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh, you don’t generally expect politicians to say stupid things? Because I think that’s some kind of prerequisite to running for office.
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Again, you’re somehow trying to excuse one idiot politician for being an idiot while taking pot-shots at another idiot politician for being and idiot. The point is, they’re both idiots.
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh . . . well then you failed. Badly. Better luck next time! :)
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I DON’T PAY ATTENTION TO POLITICS UNLESS THE PARTY I LIKE IS WINNING
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm
I think we just discovered what makes TheLetter go all bondslegend on us. Interesting.
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO WATCHING NOVA AND FRONTLINE AND NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
LOL
NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
So, so many funny suggestions. How about write another story? Say, Posey/Wilson with a Matt Cain! cameo?
Also, I’ve never seen anyone get so angry about public broadcasting programing. This is fascinating.
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I promise you’ll get your Posey/Wilson.
And look. When you’ve had the kind of day I’ve had and all you want to do is come home, watch the Giants win and watch your favorite PBS shows and that GETS TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU, one tends to get a little peeved.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
LOL, I can’t blame you there. My feed cut out today and with 1 out in the 9th and I missed the double play/end of the game. And I won’t get home until 10 tonight so I’ll have missed all the post-game coverage and all I’ll have left is ESPN, which is ESPN so that’s not helpful.
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
How about a slice from an upcoming chapter of HRaWS?
“Show me.”
“Aaron, I’ve shown you a hundred times.”
“Maybe the trick is one hundred and one.”
Pat gritted his teeth, then relaxed. “Fine. One more time.” He got into a batting stance and settled himself in. Rowand slid in behind him and molded his body to Burrell’s. His burly arms jostled Pat’s as he gripped the bat just above Burrell’s hands.
“Aaron, what the fuck are you doing?”
Pat could feel Rowand’s voice rumbling through his chest. “Figured it might help if I really got into the stance with you. Y’know, shadowing you.”
“Well, knock it off,” Burrell responded. “It’s kinda creepy.”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on Oct 19, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
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ROWAND, YOU BASTARD!!!
That is Aubrey’s man! Hands. Off.
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG I HAD TO WATCH THE GAME RECORDED I COULDN'T CHECK MY PHONE OR ANYTHING!
HOLY CRAP CODY MOTHER FUCKING ROSS. IM SO EXCITED TO GO TO THE GAME TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 19, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions
HI SAD!
I’m praying to every deity available that your namesake gets it done tomorrow!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I KNOW!
ILL BE THERE TO CHEER HIM ON!
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 19, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Watching ESPN analysis
Valentine: I don’t know how the Phillies and Yankees offense went? They’re great offenses?
Kruk: It’s the MO of the Phillies…they will not score in 80 games and will score 100 runs the next day
Not, “oh hey guys the Giants pitching is pretty damn good.” Right? Right?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't be ridiculous
The narrative always lives on the East Coast.
Always.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
(I’m honestly not sure how facetious that was.)
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
No worries, I know where you’re coming from.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Not the East Coast?
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Our bias is better anyway :)
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
“The who? I’m pretty sure Eli Manning is not that great a pitcher.”
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I laughed.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 19, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I peed on Eric Karros
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 19, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone needed to.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 19, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Science.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
That was wierd
I didn’t feel as tortured as usual. My heart is having problems. My blood pressure didn’t go through the roof. I didn’t run through the streets screaming.
Man, I need my torture fix!!
The 7th inning gave me my torture fix.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
fuck yea! /crotch thrust in general direction of philly
anyone have video yet of that wilson “interview” after the game?
I wish I could enjoy this win but I’m still too pissed off about that whole Giants not getting introductions thing.
by Chimneyfish on Oct 19, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Whoooooooo

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
by GiantPain on Oct 19, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Rec’d
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 19, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Finally
He’s learning how to win.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 19, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You were right!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
AND OMG BARRY LAMAR BONDS WAS AT THE GAME??!?!?!?!?!??!
THIS DESERVES A GREY BOX
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 19, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
This needs to be said regardless
Fuck GleeI was at work
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I kindly request someone who knows what they're doing
If possible, to make a GIF of the first ~5 seconds of this video, where BLB is doing… I don’t even know http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=12859975
<3 Barry
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
That whole clip is teh superawesome.
He’s so happy and childlike.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm kinda hoping for Halladay tomorrow...
Shitty-ass slopballers like Blanton always look like Cy Fucking Young against us.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I agree.
Plus we’d have to see Blanton eventually, as the top three can’t all go on short rest.
but what this series asks is
what if they CAN?
#royaltenenbaums
by PocketfullofPoseys on Oct 19, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
2 at home, 2 away if needed, and it just takes a split to go to the World Series.
It is at this moment that the Giants have exceeded my expectations for this season.
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Sign I want to see @AT&T for a potential Game 5 clincher...
When it’s time for a change of NL Champs, think Speedy Oil Change & Tune-up
by duckcalldan on Oct 19, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
That’d be great.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanna make sweet, tender love to Matt Cain.
Wayne Rooney is dead to me.
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
I would, too, if I was a chick. But I’d only go gay for Timmeh.
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 19, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
You and all the Phillies fans at Game 1
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, Buster Posey says hi.
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
by Prussian Creole on Oct 19, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
McCarver pun FAIL
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Philly Phan Comments to the game story on Philly. Com:
*Got to pitch HALLADAY NOW…..CAN NOT GO DOWN 3-1 WITH LINCECUM PITCHING THE FOLLOWING DAY….
*Does this look like a championship team to you? Looks like old, tired garbage to me.
*I mean come on do all of our pitchers have to pitch shutouts every single game?
Where is the offense? Where is the heart? where is the grind it out at bats?
Today was a pathetic effort.
*Giants starters have out-pitched the Phillies starters, and their hitters have taken advantage of their few opportunities. Not much at all from most of the Phillies line-up at the plate.
By contrast, I’m sure SFGate comments are conspicuously well-reasoned and classy.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Like ours!
FUCK YOU DICKTORINO
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Nice to win, but I have a big complaint
What’s with scoring three runs when one would have been enough. Matt would have been cool with one run, and those two extra runs may be needed tomorrow.
by Lefty-is-crafty on Oct 19, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions
BWeezy on my TV!
yummy! ;o)
(just a replay of Yallof interview from earlier)
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
GREAT GAME - HOW THE FUCK CAN FOX KEEP MISSING 1/3 OF A BATTER'S APPEARANCE
for bullshit fluff and commercials. TIME TO REBEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but how else will you find out about their crappy primetime sitcoms?
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Amy G. . . .
. . . makes Amy G. look good. Tom Verducci makes Bonzo the Chimp look good.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
How dare they be a business!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Yeah, you’re just trolling at this point.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Yup. Different opinion = trolling.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
No, it’s your strawman argument that equates wanting a major network to be able to schedule their commercial breaks competantly with a complete rejection of capitalism that’s trolling.
On the other hand, it’s possible that you’re just really dense. Whatever.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
All any television program is is filler to connect the commercials. That’s it. Especially when it isn’t journalism (although clearly it’s partly the same with journalism as well). There’s no higher integrity. The commercials are the first priority.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Well, yes and no: saying it’s “just” filler misses the point that the program is an enticement to get people to watch the commercials. It’s in the network’s interest to provide entertaining and well-produced programming to keep the viewers from, say, turning off their televisions and switching to the radio broadcast, which is what I myself did about two-thirds of the way through game (not because they missed pitches, but because Buck and McCarver are insufferable).
In any case, had you actually SAID anything like that, I wouldn’t have called you a troll. But you didn’t. Instead, you did what you do with seemingly the majority of your comments here: you posted a sarcastic one-liner with no apparent purpose other than to mock the person you’re replying to and generate a negative response (which I, being a dumbass who’s trying very hard to avoid writing a paper, provided you with). Which is, you know, trolling.
You’re not the only person who ever does this – lord knows I have – but it seems to be practically the only thing you ever DO here.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
They’re one liners because I’m lazy. I honestly believe the points I make, and therefore when Is ee something I believe is wrong, I’m going to mention it (as anyone does when they think something is wrong). I honestly feel like it’s a business’s complete right to squeeze as much commercial money out of a broadcast as possible. I honestly feel like saying the media members are idiots for thinking the Phillies might dominate the series is wrong. I guarantee you it’s not trolling.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
If you’re so middle-of-the-road on everything, why be a wet blanket? FUCK Fox, and FUCK their broadcasts, and commentators, and FUCK the Phillies, and business’s right to do business an’ all that other shit that you agree with because fuck you!
Wait, there are like three twists and turns in this post that make me not know what’s going on.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Along with being contrarian upthread for no particular reason,
now you’re disagreeing with a baseball fan who is objecting to being prevented from watching baseball. At some point, it comes across as just being disagreeable for the sake of it.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. It’s like a good night at the poker table; you’re jumping out of your skin waiting for the next hand to be dealt.
A/K/A Torture
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 19, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah but, we get to revel in a WIN during those non-baseball hours!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
it’s okay, you can pet the WIN, it doesn’t bite
same can’t be said for tomorrow’s game chained up to the broke down car in the back yard
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
When is Saturday gonna get here.
This wait is driving me craaaaaaazy.
/last week’d
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
that's a day off
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
GST. Giants Standard Time.
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 19, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Post Season Record
6 straight game tying or go ahead RBI hits for Cody Ross
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
holy shit. this is chalked full of awesomeness
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
awesome
that would sound like a totally made up stat if it was held by a non-Giant!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Phillies needed more experience playing fundamental baseball today. Good game! See ya guys tomorrow!
replay. Call it a double
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
Anyone watching the ALCS?
How can they not review this HR?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions
Why not at least look at it?
Isn’t that why they have replay?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That's my understanding
This is unbelievable. With how bad the umpiring has been, you’d think they’d love the opportunity to review something and finally get a call right.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
At this point
I’d be in favor of just executing the umps.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Seriously...
look at the difference between game 3 and the other two games when the home plate umpire actually calls a good game…
seriously… his glove got pushed down, and one guy even held it down while he was coming back down
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You apparently haven't seen the latest population figures
as they relate to television ratings.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Maier!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
All things considered . . .
. . . including the exact wording of the Rule, a careful review would almost certainly have upheld the HR call, especially because an overturn requires “clear and convincing” counter-evidence. But to not even review it was superlatively horseshit. (And oh, the irony, when the very next batter’s “HR” requires a replay and overturn.)
Sabean delenda est!
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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
it’s the FUCKING ALCS. you have to review plays like that.
im seriously starting to think that umps favor certain teams at times
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Best guess lineup...
SS Rent
2B Mole
1B Huff
C Posey
LF Burrell
RF Ross
3B Panda
CF Rownads
P MadBum
And I wouldn’t even be upset if MadBum batted eighth
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I think Torres starts tomorrow.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I was at the game today...
that was the most fun that I’ve had in a long, long time.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
Finally found what my first tattoo will be!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Grant already called it in the game 1 post game thread
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
nice 1
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Oct 19, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Check this out!
http://espn.go.com/mlb/statistics
The Giants are leaders in 5 out of the six categories. If McCann didn’t have inflated .429 BA Cody Ross would be in first place in BA also.
Two terrible calls
And this park is absolute dogshit.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
I will laugh so hard if this stays a homerun.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
they have to take this one back. that is even more obvious
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Fans in NY are complete assholes
That guy wasn’t even trying to catch the ball, he was trying to grab the fielder’s glove
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
What a douche

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck yankees fans. worst fans in the game
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Right in the toilet with Mets fans. And the bad half of Cubbie fandom.
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 19, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
And Pink Hat Red Sox Nation.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
hopefully the Rangers score 10 times so this doesn’t matter
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
Learn how to properly wear a ballcap, meat.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone who doesn't want to punch that douche in the face
Is in fact also a douche.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
holy shit
i have never wanted to punch anyone in the cock so much in my life
he hits like every single point on the douchebag meter
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
More
Ian Begley: So Jared from Middle Village Queens is the new Jeffrey Maier. I went out to the right field stands to talk to Jared. Initially, he didn’t want to talk to reporters. But after we assured him that he wouldn’t get kicked out of the stadium, Jared told us that he didn’t touch the ball before it cleared the wall and he didn’t touch Nelson Cruz’s glove. “It was a home run,” he said.
Jared is just the douche who caught it and acted like a joke. the fans around him are the ones who were grabbing the RFers glove preventing the catch
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRX01uclaRM
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Oct 19, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s grounds enough for me. it’s one thing to get caught up in the moment and reach for the ball.
it’s a whole other thing to grab the guys glove and hold it down. how the fuck do the umps not see that part?
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
And how is that not reviewed?
Aren’t reviews permitted for HR calls?
it's my understanding,
and i could be completely wrong here, but isn’t that EXACTLY what instant replay was put in place for?
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
and since there is, already, an overwhelming sense of Yankee favoritism wouldn’t you try to negate that by reviewing those questionable calls?
FWIW
@JPosnanski Joe Posnanski
Ump was right. Rulebook: No interference shall be allowed when fielder reaches over a fence … to catch a ball. He does so at his own risk.
I agree that it’s probably the right call, but it still seems like something you’d want to look at.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
but how does the ump know that the fan didnt reach over the rail and the fielder wasn’t “in the stands”?
it warrants a review, at least.
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
The ball was pretty clearly over the wall though
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was close
Certainly close enough to warrant review.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
That's fine.
But he never reached over the fence. He reached above the fence, at which point the fatass in the hoody reached over the fence to push his glove down.
This.
But apparently the ump’s ruling on whether or not the glove cleared the wall is non-reviewable.
Which is stupid.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
so whether replay is used is up to the judgement call of an ump? doesn’t that kinda negate the purpose of having replay?
there should be an “official review” of HRs, like football does with some plays. that way an ump can’t say “we dont want to review it”
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
If the glove is in the stands, I’d do the same thing. It’s only interference in the field of play.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions
UMPIRES...
they don’t want to be under scrutiny? THEN USE THE LIMITED REPLAY THAT IS AVAILABLE TO YOU TO MAKE THE CORRECT FUCKING CALL!!!
Shift-A
Cole Hamels talking about the pitch Ross hit into left field, “Most guys take that pitch or most guys hit it to third base”.
Lots of most guys.
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
Cody Ross isn't most guys
he’s a rodeo clown
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE
Nova and Frontline will air in their entirety after the gubernatorial debate, starting at 8:00 CDT.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
It’s going to be a good one for sure. From PBS’ website:
“Did Texas execute an innocent man? Several controversial death penalty cases are currently under examination in Texas and in other states, but it’s the 2004 execution of Cameron Todd Willingham — convicted for the arson deaths of his three young children — that’s now at the center of the national debate. With unique access to those closest to the case, FRONTLINE examines the Willingham conviction in light of new science that raises doubts about whether the fire at the center of the case was really arson at all.”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
There was a fantastic article on that in the New Yorker a while back.
(Warning: it’s really fucking long.)
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 19, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I can relax.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Money HBP there
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions
Sorry Javier Lopez
I was so so so wrong about you.
Also, good job Bochy. That is one of the few times you use a LOOGY against a righty, well played.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Just got home from the yard
YYYEEEESSSSSS!!!
I love Matt Cain.
That was awesome.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
I can’t wait to hear how the game was ruined for Grant.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
Cain looks absolutely scary in his picture, looks like he wants to kill somebody
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
every single one of the Phillie hitters
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Matt Cain looking like Jack Nance is okay with me
<3 Jack Nance
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
don't know if this is chasm but
Richard Durrett (ESPN Dallas): That’s right, Jeff. Molina has been particularly good. He’s called nice games and added offense.
Cliff Lee would be completely lost without Bengie!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
oops!
lol me
read that as That’s right. Jeff Molina has been particularly good.
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
That was a fun game.
My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 19, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
Wait, they did?!?
Jeez, how about a SPOILER warning next time?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it, A-rod.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
i started laughing uncontrollaby. A-Rod had his just like “who cares” look on his face
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Rangers channeling their inner Padres
JimCaple: Such a rally. Walk, WP, HBP, sac, infield sing;e, two runs
well, MLBnet is on a loop now
guess I’ll flip to ALCS game so I can be truly unproductive today
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Cain's playoff so far: 13.2 innings with 0.00 ERA.
Any other starters still have a 0.00 ERA in the playoffs?
He gave up a few runs in the ALDS
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Gave up a run
I just looked, it was his 1st game
Feels good to finally get back onto this site after a while
between school work, and a trip to Chicago and Wrigleyville for fall break, life’s been good away from MCC
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah my studies are suffering a little but fuck it GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAANTTSSSSSSSSS
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Oct 19, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
so, uh
I went out to walk the dog after the two Yankees home runs. Somehow Cano’s home run wasn’t reviewed, but Berkman’s was overturned? What happened? Was Berkman’s foul or something?
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Berkman's was foul by inches.
Cano’s was good even though some fatass pushed down Cruz’s glove.
Berkman's was foul.
As for Cano’s, uh…………yeah.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Cano’s was BS because that guy held his glove down.
and that stupid fan mocking the RFer is grounds for extermination of his kind
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry for the animated pic in the postgame thread
But I can’t resist:

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
That man has never scored.
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
truly classless... nice style with the hat, dickhead
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
New Yorkers are arrogant...
Cincinnatians are… well…. i dunno
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
haha!!! this is very true, still pretty cool
Chicagoans aren’t too bad, some a little full of themselves, but not bad
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Cubs fans are insufferable. Try taking the Red Line L through the North Side after a Cubs game. Ugh.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Well I don’t know, we’ve had some pretty rough experiences with Giants fans on Cal Train after games.
I’ve never had issues on BART, but that’s not even really the point – it’s not that they’re “rough.” It’s that they pour out of the ballpark and turn the entire Lakeview neighborhood (the real name of “Wrigleyville,” a name made up by real estate agents) and the Red Line into the world’s biggest open air frat house.
Plus, they sell all sorts of racist and homophobic bullshit in front of the park like this:
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
that shirt, by the way, is a “tribute” to Kosuke Fukudome. Who hates it and is offended by it, incidentally.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Throwing empty beer bottles across the train, cursing LOUDLY, being rude to conductors, and trampling young children isn’t something I like to associate with Giants fans.
that definitely sucks!
And that’s crazy – like I said, I’ve never seen the like on BART. Or Muni, for that matter. Well, once after leaving the park a kid threw a firecracker on Muni Metro, but he didn’t even get on the train at the park or anything.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
i took the Red Line L to Wrigleyville just this last weekend
it was pretty awesome…. dirty, but meh… but i can’t imagine that. Plus i parked my car there the next night, right behind the Left Field stands, on a saturday night
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
like Oprah
hate that chick!!!
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s probably from New Jersey
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
He’d probably pee his pants to actually step out of Yankee Stadium and into The Bronx.
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
that wouldn't surprise me one bit, got a frat brother who wears the hat
the same way, a Yankee fan, and is from New Jersey, total meathead
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
knowing fratboys myself, nothing surprises me anymore. ceases to amaze me how entitled most of them think they are
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm entitled? i just think it's the fact he's a total meathead
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
“how entitled MOST of them think they are”.
if i was calling you out, I would have called you out, lol :)
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
yea, pretty much how i think of Beta Theta Pi here at school, all of em walk around wearing Polos, lacoste, american eagle, EVERY DAY
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yeah… like that.
i would imagine you as an animal house type frat boy, because ive never met you so you get the benefit of the doubt.
but if i find out you’re a collar-flipper…. !!!
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m like John Belushi dude, i just go out hard everytime i can
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
i can respect a guy with a good sense of how to party
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
but at the same time, respect the people around me
at all times, if you’re not having fun, there’s a problem, and i want ya to have fun at a party
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
if you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
respect reigns supreme in life. good to know you get that too- i meet alot of people who don’t understand the currency of respect, and that’s just stupid.
you want me to have fun at the party? WHERE’S MY PLANE TICKET!?!?! Is it a toga party?
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
and it’s sad really… i mean, i’m not having fun if nobody else is, that’s where like, if you’re not into the party scene, or you don’t like drinking, talk, just talk and have fun and listen to what others are talkin about, nobody thinks less of you that you dont drink. haha, we have toga parties, the next party is the Halloween party where we dress up…
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Wow, it’s even douchier than the still
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
i agree
no need for more idiots running around the globe
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
one Yankee$ fan at a time, put it in their beer, then we move on to lolDodgers fans, we’ll sterilize the beach balls
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
i think it should go
yankees fans
boston
cubs
dodgers
missing anyone?
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
also
I hope they show video of these jackasses weeping when the Rangers win their second in a row in the Bronx.
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baddabing baddaboom
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Oct 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
HAI EVERYBADY
I got on the wrong train from the ballpark but we ended up stopped at the Brannan station light right next to Timmy in his Range Rover! We danced around the train like the proverbial asylum monkeys. He nodded and waved.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
BF4EVER
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Oct 19, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Pat will be angry. It’ll be another one of those long, cold nights in the Huff household
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly
I’d expect a couple dingerz from Pat tomorrow so he can get that hand back on his ass again.
Passing of the torch?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Oct 19, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
WHERE'S PAT BURRELL, I THOUGHT HE WAS HUFFS BEST FRIEND
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I don’t even know what to say. Pat and Aubrey better fix their problems in a hurry. I won’t stand for it.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
My friend’s reaction to the photo: “CLEARLY THIS IS HUFF GETTING BACK AT BURRELL FOR BEING AROUND ROWAND”
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
ZOMG.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
so sweet! :)
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
DRAMA BOMB!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
And if you’re around Mills, you should come out to Mills Hall for Hiromi Ito’s reading there tonight at 7.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
If I weren’t sick, I would’ve considered going.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
This reading is homework for me.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I spoilered myself.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
That actually doesn’t make sense. I watched the whole game and loved/hated it.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll just jump in the pool.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Bruce Bochy: world's most obese blind squirrel
It’s absolutely ridiculous how those lineup changes worked out for him. Granted, a lot of it was because hot/cold play forced his hand, but still. Amazing.
Your hand is never forced to play Aaron Rowand and two severely injured players in the lineup on the same day.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
it is crazy how well every button he has pushed lately seems to work. maybe leveling out from earlier in the year? (PR for posey in COL counts 10x for the stupid)
except for game 2 in PHI, when he did absolutely everything wrong.
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s amazing that the team scoring 3 total runs is Bruce Bochy pushing all the right buttons. I’d hate for him to push the wrong ones.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Every button he pushed works? Like yesterday, when he walked two guys intentionally to load the bases, and then brought in a pitcher with control problems? Who started the at bat with 2 straight balls, and then, when he came in, gave up a triple that almost could have been a grand slam? Like that?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
RAAAAAAAAGE
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
But, if it worked! Then the buttons, they would’ve been pushed correctly!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
He pushed the right buttons, but he didn’t push them hard enough.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
if you noticed, i said “except for game 2 in PHI”.
he did everything wrong on sunday
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got home from the game
WOW
A post-season game was everything I thought it would be and more. Extreme energy, noise, every fan into every pitch, everyone loving everyone….just pure beauty.
I LOVED sitting in the bleachers! A completely crazy bunch of insane Giants fans—I have so much to tell everyone!
There were so many memorable moments: one was when the centerfield bleachers started yelling, “What’s wrong with Karros?” "HE’S A BUM!’ because the Fox studio was set up just behind us over the Build-A-Bear place and Karros stood up and acknowledged everyone. Also, the chants of “CODY!” and “CODY! MVP!” that I screamed most of the day, lol.
Let me just say that the Giants fans are THE BEST in all of baseball.
I have lots of pictures and more stories to share..hopefully later or tomorrow.
GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, one more thing, the anthem, huge flag rolled out and the flyover was epically majestic and emotional. I teared up just I knew I would.
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
oh you :)
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
But how did you feel about Zooey Deschanel?
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
So CUTE!!!!!! SHE IS AWESOME
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
She’s part of a duo called She & Him.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 19, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
She & Him
With M. Ward.
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SHE IS IN A BAND CALLED SHE & HIM THAT IS A TWO-PERSON BAND AND M. WARD IS THE OTHER MEMBER.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
She’s the lead singer of Megadeth.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Would have been awesome to see the flowing locks of orange hair out there.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT ABOUT HER HUSBAND BEN?!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually would like to know how Ben Gibbard did in his rendition of the Star Spangled Banner
/Death Cab for Cutie fan
I thought he was pretty good
Started slowly, but he hit a stride, I thought.
My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I thought it was surprisingly depressing.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's the video
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=12859013
My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 19, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Would it be possible
to make it a standard thing for the rest of the playoffs to have Zooey singing God Bless America?
I already was falling in love, then there came her music career. Now, it knows no bounds.
she did a surprisingly good job
not like the death cab for cutie guy that stumbled over the anthem.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That was probably the only rendition of GBA that I’ve actually liked.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
At this point
I like any that are not Kate Smith.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Oct 20, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Just looking over the box score, again. It sure felt like Cain had more than 3 BB’s.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
Just include the hit batsmen in that number.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
True
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably been posted before ..but Ashkon coming through again!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIZA1GDYZq8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
to be or not to be in this magic inside thing.
Great to see Barry at the park.

My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
by GiantPain on Oct 19, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
I read that as “the FUCK haters”
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 19, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Man, I hate those guys.
In 2010, teammates Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrell perfected the art of brotational hitting.
by howtheyscored on Oct 19, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
So you’re a fuck hater hater?
If someone didn’t like people like you, that person would say “Fuck fuck hater haters.”
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
I’m sorry but I had to login just to let you know that this is possibly one of the funniest comments of all time… I couldn’t stop laughing
He stole the idea from the Angels.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I was pumped to see him there. He wasn’t there in the NLDS, seemed like maybe the team didn’t want him there (I don’t see any reason he wouldn’t have been there, otherwise)
I hope to see him as a batting coach in the future with the club.
The fuckin’ MAN!!
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
GREAT WIN EVERYBODY!
I really have to excuse myself for a bit, I have got to get somethings done today…er…tonight!
If I don’t make it back later for a post-post game thread, have a fabulous fabulous night you wonderful people you!
See you again tomorrow for more fun! :oD
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Wait...
Vanilla Ice is a contractor? He renovates homes?
Huh.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I don’t know why I don’t like that guy.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s too damn happy. As I Giants’ fan I can’t handle that.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift-A
Damn, 1,200 comments.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
i had nothing to do with it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Man, that was a nice play by Andrus
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 19, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
Charlie Manual is one funny dude
Philled_In David Hale
Charlie on Utley’s non-error: “He couldn’t have definitely probably couldn’t have come in more.” Makes sense to me.
My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
glad he cleared that up, because “maybe not but not could have maybe shoulda not stayed back on the ball” didn’t make a whole lot of sense.
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
On Charlie Manual
I know I would hate him if he was the Giants manager, but from my vantage point I can say I do enjoy his folksiness.
My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Tyler Colvin says “what’s up with that?”
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Y U TRAYED HIM, GINATZ BRAS!!!!!!!!!!11!!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
should we put him out? i guess it would be wrong to let him burn
seriously though, I’d rather have Buster. Something smells so good about that kid
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
So…um….looking at the Fangraphs thingey for the game…he’s leading off? What!?
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Money Molina
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Just for fun:

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
I do believe that the proper technique is to fuck in, but who knows what the kids are doing these days.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
i was gonna make a joke just like that, but it seemed really cheesy.
I was right ;)
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY!
I like cheese.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
lol. I need to catch up on the second season
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 19, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Hard to find a better game for the Giants
They played it the way that got them this far. Kruk and Kuip called a torture-free 3-0 win a laugher. The season has been tough, but the games since Ugh-ust have been awesome. Go Giants!
in giants world, 3-0 is a laugher. whens the last time they won by 3, not to mention 3-0?
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Post game videos are all up
http://www.csnbayarea.com/pages/giantsvideo
Cody’s video is nice – he talks a bit about how he felt when the Fish let him go.
My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Isn't AL baseball awesome?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
It sure is slow
It could use a dose of Renteria, Sandoval, and Uribe.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Are you sarcastically referring to their speed or unsarcastically referring to their hackery?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
they cheat the game!
The yanks really cheat. They use tons of money to buy tons of players then buy fans to push opposing team’s gloves from catching a flyball.
I dont understand how AL fans tolerate it. I mean seriously. The dh is horrible. it takes all the strategy out of the game. If the giants were ended I’m pretty sure I would become some random NL team fan rather than an A’s fan just cuz i dont like AL baseball
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 19, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The counter argument is nobody wants to see the pitcher bat.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
then why not have a designated catcher too? or designated defensive players. None of it makes sense to me. If youre on the field as one of the 9 you need to hit for yourself.
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 19, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't like it at all
What if the pitcher was a very good hitter? You actually get penalized in this case instead of it being an advantage. To me, if you are going to have a DH rule you should be allowed to DH for any one position player.
Stupid DH rule.
There is also . . .
. . . the interest generated by the moves the manager needs to consider in the NL. Often, the weaker the pitchers as batters, the more interesting the game.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
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If there was Karmic Justice
Hamilton would’ve hit a monster HR right there after the Yankees fan interfered with the Yankees player preventing him from getting that foul ball. Unfortunately, that wasn’t the case.
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
it would have been reviewed, and decided that Tex didn’t deserve the HR because, hey, Yankees.
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
GRANT IS BACK BITCHES
mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
Breaking news: Giants win Game Three of NLCS! More updates as events warrant.
My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
wonder if he’ll post a more current game day thread
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 19, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
God Bless America?
anyone else notice the banner below the flag during the singing of god bless america.
They had an ad for the bart cop Mehersle but it didn’t show for long!
I sit and await always faithful to the giants
by luved the stick on Oct 19, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah we saw that. “Do your homework Faux!” Why would you show something without understanding wth you were showing?
That was an awesome game to go to
Yes We Cain!
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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is there a way to listen to the KNBR highlights of the game?
navigating their website is something out of 1997
Cain prowess
The Philly with the highest WPA according to Fangraphs…the mighty Ross Gload.
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
Looks like C.J. Wilson will have to win tomorrow.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Well, to get to Lee, Wilson or what’s-his-face needs to win, and I have more faith in Wilson than what’s-his-face.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
That’s the one!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
btw, while I’m thinking of it, did anyone else notice the top of the view reserve section that wraps around the left field foul pole was bright green through the cameras in some shots?
it looked like they greenscreened over the fans, but i wouldn’t know why… anyone else see that?
IIRC
that is for extra press
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what do you mean press, like ad space? over the fans?
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
oh ok, makes sense. they why would they greenscreen it?
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, ok gotcha.
odd choice of neon-green paint, if i must say.
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
IIRC
they did the same thing in 2002
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It’s so you can photoshop in hilarious bodies under their heads.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
not needed for Ray Ratto
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He supplies his own hilarity.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Yo yo yo Imma let you finish this thread,
But Kanye West has just done the stupidest shit of al time.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
A chance for Big Money to clutch it up.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 19, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
BIG MONEY STRIKES AGAIN
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie Molina has struck again!
I’m used to hearing those words in a negative context.
BENGIE!!!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
B-Money returns for a brief cameo for the Rangers
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
HEY MONEY
My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 19, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
Sshhhhhhh
You can secretly think that but not say or write it
don’t worry, i got it covered with the daily anti-jinx ritual
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I always think this (minus the Posey part) for a split second, then I remember how terrible he was playing when we got rid of him. We were happy when Whiteside started.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL IBB
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doesn’t know how to win
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Oct 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
lol Money
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
The baseball gods have lined it up perfectly. Posey vs. Molina world series 2010.
This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.
Sshhhhh
You can secretly think that but not write it or say it out loud :)
i got it covered with the daily anti-jinx
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
My god.
I had to come to MCC to get the reaction to this stunning turn of events. What do you think the Tater Trot Tracker has Molina’s time at?
I’m watching some espn America stream of the game with Rick Sutcliffe and he is absolutely beside himself right now it’s hilarious.
Everything indicated they were going to bring in Joba. Then they IBB to set up Molina for Joba. Then somehow Burnett stays in and LOLBENGIE
Ah crap now they are talking about how he hit that HR because of his world series experience. God dammit.
Good for Bengie
I never wished ill will for him. He is very thin-skinned which is surprising for a professional athlete of his tenure, but he was a good Giant. He mostly irked me for his desire to start more than he should have for his weight and age. He’s getting more rest with Texas and the playoff days off. I believe that is why he is doing better. I always thought he’s always been a good hitter when he was well rested.
Well put.
You were a Good Giant in some Bad Years to be such.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
personally, I didn’t like how a week or two ago he goes out of his way to say “i taught buster most of what he knows” or something along those lines
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
He didn’t say that.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Agreed. I thought he took a lot of unfair crap around here because people were predisposed to hating him because his performance declined so much.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
don’t forget we also started hating him because he complained so much about Buster taking over his role.
That, and the fact that be was blocking Buster
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
This is untrue.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions
screw him
Among other things, two different times, two different pitchers found themselves struggling and had decent success with the backup catcher in the lineup. In BOTH situations, Molina went out of his way to grouse and complain about “there’s no designated catcher here”.
Others will have other stories, but those are the ones that chafed me. And the being a crappy catcher. But that’s Texas’ problem now, and he was (lol) an upgrade for them.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie Molina
whoa. Not to look ahead… but to look ahead some.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
It's like they say
When Bengie Molina hits a three run homer against you, well, Bengie Molina hit a three run homer against you.
My Son
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Shift A
I would have Cody Ross’ babies. That’s right. Babies as in plural.
Note: I am a man. I would do whatever I have to.
/grows a vagina out of your taint
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nothing strange about it
actually, my brother is the ob/gyn
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DO you think the yankees are dumb enough to trade burnett for zito?
This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.
you think burnett is better than zito?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously the AL has not received the NL scouting report on Molina, you know, the same one used on Rowand and Renteria.
This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.
But...but...but...
don’t you know that the AL pitching and hitting are better than the NL?
lol bengie. awesome.
btw is it just me or does he look even bigger than when he left? must be that texas cookin’.
FREE BUSTER
by TimLincecumIsGod on Oct 19, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
America didn't need to see
The super slo-mo shot of Bengie pounding his man-boobs.
he batted .240 over there
let’s not get crazy.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL booing Yankees fans. I almost want them to win a game or two more, just to drag out the inevitable. They so obviously Ain’t Got It.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
LMAO
A-Rod’s head dropping immediately as soon as the ball left the bat
were you at the game throwing out t-shirts?
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dude I saw you
did you have the Heimy jersey?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
IT SAYS ‘HEIMY’ BUT NOT ‘25’
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
P.S. I finally saw the highlights of Bonds coming out.
Awesome. So awesome to see.
I just saw the highlights on MLB Tonight
Anybody have a link to the full pregame ceremonies? Does one exist?
good to see Barry still working out.
JUMPING JACKS FOR BARRY!!
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Saw a flash of your shirt on the jumbotron there.
I’m nearly convinced you are not a gal.
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I can attest to this. I saw him crush Goofus’ dreams in person.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I see him every time now that I know who he is.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I saw him at the clincher against San Diego.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
merope
He’s on screen ALL the time. Seriously.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I am so pissed off
Had to miss the Giants game because I was in lab all afternoon.
Tuned in to the Yankee game just in time to get shafted by Bengie Molina.
/is sad
LOL no more sympathy than yesterday
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
If you get injured running down to first base, you should quit sports.
This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.
yes but was he a world class athlete making 3 jillion dollars?
This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.
Boom!-Roasted.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
People say this all the time.
It’s wrong. You’re sprinting as hard as you can from a dead stop without being properly warmed up. I’m surprised people don’t pull hamstrings running to first more often.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 19, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm glad my coach benched me all throughout high school.
This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.
SO AM I
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 19, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Realy?
I’m a Kinesiology major in school and this is completely wrong. Things can happen at any possible time, it doesn’t matter how conditioned you are, or if your a great athlete. Doesn’t mean a damn thing during competition
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
No i think churches are quieter, Yankee stadium is a little more noisy than that, probably around Sociology 101 lecture hall level.
/just kidding i suck
churches aren’t quiet when Christian Rock Bands come to town!!
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
YO WE OLNY LOSS BCUZ TEXERIA HURT HI S LEG YO
/Jared from Middle Village, Queens’d
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
No chance they try to pronounce Teixeira
Guaranteed Jared says Tex
I debated that, and decided to go with the misspelling.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 19, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd think they'd go with simply Marky
thats Bronx tongue right?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
everybody needs to stop saying this. we aren’t there yet.
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
envision success
LITERALLY
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 19, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously, guys, stop saying that.
my daily anti-jinx ritual can’t cover 500 of those posts
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It's pure speculation as people are excited, I don't see anything wrong with that. To think that a single entity unrelated to the giants in any way has any bearing on whether or not they make the world series based on a comment on a forum is absurd.
This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.
don’t use your rational reasoning with us.
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
jk, but seriously, if you ever played baseball, you’d be superstitious too
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
forgive me, as a good day in baseball has left me clear headed and wise.
This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.
New thread! New thread!
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/10/19/1762693/overflow-post-game-slash-alcs-thread
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Everyone relax
#sfgiants Andres Torres expected to hit leadoff for Giants in Game 4 http://bit.ly/cwS3Ok
i actually didnt have a problem with Rowand in CF today, given his performance.
i did have a problem with it at the beginning of the game
by giant4life83 on Oct 19, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I still want Panda. He is still one of my favorite players, and if we are going to win this thing, I want him to be a part of it, damnit.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions

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